Jameela Jamil & The All Purple Event

We welcome actress Jameela Jamil (The Good Place) to TigerBelly, and James Blake snickers in the back. We chat the day Prince called Jameela, British heart, Ted Danson sleepover, omelette roulette, photographic memory, no reverse cowgirl, Harold & Kumar 4. Go to www.kachava.com https://www.kachava.com and use code BELLY for 15% off your next order. Guys, this isn’t just about performance, this is about legacy or third LEG-acy. Give her group chat something to talk about. You know when you lay it down, they’re talking about how it gets up. Nothing makes you more of a legend than a little BlueChew. Discover your options at www.bluechew.com https://www.bluechew.com Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at www.shopify.com/tigerbelly https://www.shopify.com/tigerbelly See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  Hey everybody, Bobby Lee here. And I'm very excited because I'm shooting my first special for Hulu. Woo! And it's going to be at San Diego, California, January 16th, 2026, January 17th, 2026. And it's at the San Diego Balboa Theater. And the tickets are on sale now, and come check it out. I would love to see you there, and I'm super excited.

• 1:22Speaker 02

  And we're all going to be there.

• 1:23Bobby Lee?

  We're all going to be there.

• 1:24Speaker 02

  Support Papa.

• 1:26Speaker 03

  Papa. Thank you, Bobby.

• 1:27Speaker 02

  Yeah!

• 1:31Speaker 03

  You've never done that before. Never.

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  You hear that? Yeah. Does he know who that is?

• 2:04Speaker 02

  We're all trying to play it cool. Everyone play it cool, please.

• 2:07Speaker 00

  I love this one. I'm playing stupid.

• 2:12Speaker 00

  I wish he could hear this music you're playing.

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  Jamila, Jamil. She's from a faraway place called England. England. That's where Harry Potter lives. That's where, um...

• 2:31Speaker 04

  The Queen is...

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  The Queen is...

• 2:33Speaker 02

  Was. Was, was.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  Was. Was. That's where the Queen was. Was. That's where Wayne Rooney is, right? Yeah. And Gary Neville. Wow.

• 2:44Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 2:45Bobby Lee?

  And Simon. Sir Alex Ferguson.

• 2:48Speaker 04

  How is it?

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  Paul Scholes. Right? Right? Paul Scholes? Yes. Ryan Giggs, right?

• 2:57Speaker 04

  And David Beckham.

• 2:58Speaker 02

  But David Beckham.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  Fuck David Beckham. Whoa. No, he's very good.

• 3:02Speaker 04

  Shots fired.

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  Very good. But you know what? Arsenal is still the best team in England. Arsenal, number one. What about Simon? Simon who? Cow- Simon Cowell. Simon Cowell. Right, right. Very good. Simon Cowell, right?

• 3:16Speaker 04

  Can you be a bit louder just because I want to hear...

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  Get, get...

• 3:20Speaker 04

  Bobby's beautiful piano playing. How is it playing the piano in front of James?

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, not, um, you know, it's, you know, um, intimidating, but you know, I'm not afraid.

• 3:33Speaker 04

  Right.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  I don't live in the fear. You know what I mean?

• 3:36Speaker 04

  Bobby just met my boyfriend.

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, give Jamila a round of applause.

• 3:41Speaker 04

  I have a boyfriend, thank you.

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's got a boyfriend. I'm dating somebody. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:46Speaker 04

  So he found out that my boyfriend is James Blake, who's sitting in the corner, and he had a, uh, a fucking nervous breakdown, didn't you? A little nervy bee.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no. Well, it's just like, you know, um, I did have a liver. It was, you know, I'm never...

• 3:58Speaker 04

  You had a liver breakdown?

• 3:59Bobby Lee?

  My liver broke down. My liver broke down.

• 4:01Speaker 04

  I've never seen you shy or thrown ever before that moment.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I'll tell you why. It's like, it's like running into like, you know, um, a mythological character, you know what I mean, from your, your dreams, you know, um... Because you, you know, you listen to the music, you go, I'm never gonna meet that person. You know what I mean? Like, I'm never gonna meet Genghis Khan. Yeah, yeah, it's like running into

• 4:22Speaker 04

  James and

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  Or, you know, or, you know, anyone from history or, you know, you never think. But it's like, um, I wish I would have known.

• 4:32Speaker 04

  Sorry.

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I wish I was just like, oh, he's just an English bloke. You know what I mean? What is bloke?

• 4:39Speaker 04

  A bloke is a man.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  What's, what's an English bloke?

• 4:42Speaker 04

  It's a man about town.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it is. What's a hooligan?

• 4:46Speaker 04

  A hooligan is a troublemaking man about the dark side of town, the wrong side.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're not a hooligan, are you?

• 4:53Speaker 04

  Not, no.

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 4:54Speaker 04

  No. I can't do your accent, sorry.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, please try. Have you ever done an Asian accent?

• 5:01Speaker 04

  No, I just, the only thing I remember is, uh, is Theo Von going, Bobby.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Yeah, yeah. I mean, do you, um, you're Pakistani? Yeah. What a beautiful place.

• 5:13Speaker 04

  Pakistani and Indian, both.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're a combo?

• 5:15Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm Japanese and Korean.

• 5:17Speaker 04

  Oh, congratulations.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm not, I'm just great. You are technically.

• 5:20Speaker 04

  You're 23 and me.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  All Koreans have a little Japanese and a little Japanese have a little Korean.

• 5:26Speaker 04

  Well, it's the same thing with Pakistan and India. I mean, it's not a real divide.

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  It's not a real divide. The same people kinda, yeah. I think the Japanese and Koreans are the same people.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  Um, yeah, but I heard, I learned something really interesting about Hangul, your written language yesterday.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  Hangul.

• 5:41Speaker 04

  Do you just Google his culture?

• 5:48Speaker 02

  No, cause my, my, my little, uh, my goddaughter, she was like, oh, do you speak Korean? I'm like, no, I don't. She assumed it because we, you know, we dated for so long. And, um, apparently it's a really effective and easy to learn language because of the written language. It was, it was engineered.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  By geniuses.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  Yes, to be learned quickly and effectively as opposed to like Chinese where you have like a million characters, right?

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Too many characters.

• 6:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  There's billions of them.

• 6:16Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  Chinese.

• 6:17Speaker 02

  Chinese, yes, yes, yes.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  And, um, I love the people, Chinese. But, but every time someone cuts in line, it's a Chinese person. And I don't know what that's about. You know what I mean? Speed, they're fast. They're fast, but do they not know the rules? Maybe it's a stereotype. I'm sorry. I mean, but, um, I'm at a jamba jazz, you know what I mean? And then they, they always go, oh, what, what going on around here? Right?

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, we. Yeah, Eddie takes on that.

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  But other than that, I mean, I love that.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  The food, I mean, the food, what?

• 6:54Speaker 03

  Do you think it's an act? They know what they're doing?

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  I think they know what they're doing. You know what I mean? It's, you know, but anyway, let's move on from it because it seems uncomfortable.

• 7:02Speaker 03

  For you?

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  You've been talking about it.

• 7:05Speaker 04

  Have a little sip of mine.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, have a beverage.

• 7:08Speaker 03

  I have a question for you.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, we're not, yeah. We're not there yet. Can I just, can I, you know what I mean?

• 7:14Speaker 03

  Okay. This is my head already.

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  I, I understand that, but can you write it down on your notebook?

• 7:18Speaker 03

  I did.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 7:21Speaker 03

  I started at the airport, that's why.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, we, you know. Oh, you, you landed and then you started writing notes?

• 7:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was like, why?

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  Why what?

• 7:29Speaker 03

  Well, it's a question, but.

• 7:31Speaker 04

  That's your question?

• 7:32Speaker 03

  No, no, no, why, but I'm gonna tell you the question later.

• 7:36Speaker 04

  Why am I here?

• 7:36Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no.

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:39Speaker 03

  But you, go ahead.

• 7:42Speaker 03

  You want me to go?

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  Well, could I just say something, right? I mean, you know, if this is the Enterprise.

• 7:48Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  Star Trek.

• 7:49Speaker 03

  Oh, B.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  Well, I just feel like, am I not James Kirk?

• 7:53Speaker 04

  He's Kirk, yeah.

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  Am I not, or no, are you?

• 7:56Speaker 03

  No, I'm not.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what are you?

• 7:58Speaker 03

  Um, the guy with the shit on the head.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're Worf?

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  You're a Klingon?

• 8:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so.

• 8:06Speaker 03

  No.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  You're in engineering, Dan.

• 8:08Speaker 03

  James, no, not James Wong. What's that guy's?

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  George Takei?

• 8:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  What's his name?

• 8:15Speaker 03

  Fuck.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  No, Sulu.

• 8:16Speaker 03

  Sulu.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on from it. I think we're confusing our cast, okay?

• 8:19Speaker 04

  You're adorable.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  He is adorable. He's never read a book.

• 8:24Speaker 03

  Yes, I have.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  What book?

• 8:27Speaker 04

  The Bible.

• 8:27Speaker 03

  The Bible.

• 8:30Bobby Lee?

  Have you read the Bible?

• 8:31Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's it like? I never read it.

• 8:34Speaker 04

  Fascinating and really, really hyper realistic.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  It starts off with the Genesis.

• 8:41Speaker 04

  Hundred percent.

• 8:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  Can you explain?

• 8:42Speaker 04

  Adam and Eve in particular, great.

• 8:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's the opening.

• 8:45Speaker 04

  Definitely.

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you explain it to me? Because I don't, I've never even, I don't know anything about it.

• 8:50Speaker 04

  No, I can't.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 8:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, let me see if I can explain.

• 8:55Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  In the beginning, God made in seven days.

• 9:00Speaker 04

  Mm hmm.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  Earth, the atmosphere, the universe. Well, did he do the universe first, right?

• 9:06Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  Because there's like billions of planets, right?

• 9:10Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  So he made every billion planet.

• 9:13Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  And then he made Earth. Then he made atmosphere or sand with trees and all that stuff.

• 9:20Speaker 04

  And then the Kardashians.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  The Kardashian, that came later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That came after the snake.

• 9:25Speaker 04

  That was day eight.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  The Kardashian line was day eight.

• 9:30Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I did not know that. So write that down, the Kardashian, you're right. The Jenners? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, so then, um, then he made Adam and Eve.

• 9:39Speaker 04

  Mm hmm.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  What color were they?

• 9:42Speaker 04

  They were definitely white. Everyone was white.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 9:45Speaker 04

  Everybody.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  And but then he created the sun and made us dark. No.

• 9:50Speaker 04

  Not in the book. He creates the sun and it just bounces off everyone in the Bible.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 9:56Speaker 04

  And they're all super white.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  But then through Adam and Eve, civilization started.

• 10:01Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  We're all, so we're all.

• 10:04Speaker 04

  Adam needed someone to give him a blowjob, so he took out his rib. Which I think is what Prince was originally trying to do.

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 10:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  I did not know that.

• 10:12Speaker 04

  And then he grew a woman.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:14Speaker 04

  Out of a rib.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:15Speaker 04

  And, uh, and then he got, um, sucked off and then banished.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 10:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, because she forced him to eat the apple because he had got no agency of his own.

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 10:26Speaker 04

  Adam's a little bitch.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  I did not know about that. I knew about Job and all that stuff, but I didn't know about that. Yeah, and then what happened was their sip, their, their offspring eventually went to other lands.

• 10:38Speaker 04

  Mm hmm.

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  So like.

• 10:39Speaker 04

  Where they remained white.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Really? Wow. But then how did we? How did we?

• 10:45Speaker 04

  White Middle Easterns, it's amazing.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so how did you become a Pakistani then?

• 10:50Speaker 04

  This is all makeup.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  She's a white, that's a white woman. Oh, you're white.

• 10:55Speaker 04

  I've been playing the D P I.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm white too, I have jaundice.

• 10:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's why the yellow. Yeah, I'm a sick white guy. People don't know that, but like, so eventually, you know, they drifted apart and they go, okay, bye, you're gonna be one day Chinese, and then one day you're gonna be black, and then they all. One day Chinese. One day Chinese. They created a character and the accent then. Yeah. Yeah, and then, um, wow, and so that's how it.

• 11:20Speaker 04

  That's all, that's how we all got here today.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, I did not know that.

• 11:24Speaker 02

  And where, when, when did Noah's Ark come into play?

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about Noah's Ark.

• 11:27Speaker 04

  I don't fucking know, guys. Give a shit.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh, okay. What religion are you then?

• 11:34Speaker 04

  I'm, I'm sadly atheist.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  Me too, kinda.

• 11:37Speaker 02

  Me too, yeah.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  We're all kinda.

• 11:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  How about you, Heim? Agnostic.

• 11:41Speaker 04

  That's fair. Maybe I'm a bit more, more agnostic, not just because you're adorable, but also just because.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  There could be something, maybe.

• 11:48Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 11:49Speaker 04

  Yeah. Something has to be responsible for my breasts.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:53Speaker 04

  No, no, I'm joking.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  You didn't have to look, she was just saying. What?

• 11:58Speaker 04

  No, I said it. No, I know, I, I.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:01Speaker 04

  I set him up.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, I don't, you know, I didn't look at her brother, I looked at her jacket.

• 12:05Speaker 04

  I'll look at your balls real quick.

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're extra wrinkly. It means they're wise.

• 12:12Speaker 02

  They're wise, they're very wise.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  Cause all, all, all, all girls say, have you seen my, you've seen my nuts, Zach?

• 12:18Speaker 02

  I would hope so.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. All girls have said, it's extra wrinkly, and I make them laugh by saying, it's because they're wise. But then I think to myself, why are they wrinkly?

• 12:27Speaker 04

  No, but you know what, actually, I can sort of relate, not to my balls, but, but you know how you've got like.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  James, James, is your balls extra wrinkly?

• 12:37Speaker 04

  They're lovely.

• 12:38Bobby Lee?

  They're lovely, I bet they are.

• 12:39Speaker 04

  Perfect, yeah.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  Smooth, probably.

• 12:41Speaker 04

  But, but you have no lines, you have no lines anywhere on your face, and so all of the lines on your face went to your.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  My eyes.

• 12:50Speaker 04

  They're his painting in the basement. Gloria and Gray. Mine is I have a very old ass. So the rest of me, I'm 40 in like a few months, I've never had botox filler, I look young, it's because I have a devastatingly old man's ass.

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 13:05Speaker 04

  And that's why James's songs are really so.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but let me ask you this about your ass.

• 13:11Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Right? You look at it and what makes it old?

• 13:16Speaker 04

  Um, the shape, the texture.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 13:19Speaker 04

  The wisdom.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  The text, is it flat or?

• 13:24Speaker 04

  Yeah. I'm Asian.

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 13:27Speaker 04

  You know, it's just, it is what it is.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  I prefer flat asses.

• 13:29Speaker 04

  Do you?

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  To be honest with you, yeah.

• 13:31Speaker 02

  He's always said that, actually.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  I like bony, I like bony, I like bony, flat asses.

• 13:36Speaker 04

  Lovely. Mine is sort of, it's, it's sort of flat, but also kind of, it's, it's, it's present at the sides of my hips as if it's sort of nosey. Like it doesn't want to stay at the back and not be involved. It kind of comes around the side to see what's going on. Do you know what I mean?

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:52Speaker 04

  That's my ass.

• 13:53Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, it's sort of like James Bond.

• 13:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Your ass.

• 13:57Speaker 04

  It's like, it's.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  It's like Ethan Hunt kind of an ass.

• 14:05Speaker 04

  My publicist has just pulled up.

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  He's like, not the asshole bit, not the asshole bit. We talked about this.

• 14:12Speaker 02

  I haven't yet brought up my leathery bagel, just the outside.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  What's the bagel part, the butthole?

• 14:19Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Yours became super leathery since Ozempic.

• 14:24Speaker 04

  How do you know?

• 14:26Speaker 02

  Oh, we all unfortunately know.

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  We had to do a test. We took a photo. We took a photo.

• 14:29Speaker 02

  Alex took a photo. Bobby insisted we take a photo so we could do a before and after.

• 14:34Speaker 04

  Well, because it shrivels the labia as well, doesn't it? So does it also go after the hole?

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, the hole. The calamari, I call it the calamari, but yeah.

• 14:41Speaker 04

  Has it changed, has it changed?

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  Color, yes.

• 14:44Speaker 04

  The, oh, what color?

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  Extra purple. It's, it's like Barney's butthole.

• 14:49Speaker 04

  Amazing.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you know Barney?

• 14:51Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A dark purple.

• 14:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  It's a sad purple, you know what I mean? It's sort of like Prince's butthole, you know what I mean? He loves purple.

• 14:59Speaker 04

  Oh, he does love.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Purple rain, purple rain.

• 15:04Speaker 04

  You know, one time he, Prince called up my manager and said he wanted to meet me.

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 15:12Speaker 04

  My twenties, yeah.

• 15:13Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 15:13Speaker 04

  He said he'd been watching YouTube videos of me all day. Red flag.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 15:20Speaker 04

  He wanted to meet me and so my manager called me and she was like, are you a fan of Prince? And I was like, not really.

• 15:29Speaker 04

  And she said, well, I am and I really want tickets to his.

• 15:33Speaker 04

  Can you please?

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  So you've never met him?

• 15:35Speaker 04

  Can you please meet him? He wants to call you.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 15:37Speaker 04

  I was like, okay, when's he gonna call me? And she was like, apparently tomorrow, 11pm. So I get an email that night, just being like, no, a text message that night being like, Prince is gonna call you tomorrow at 11pm. And then the following morning, 9am, I get an email saying Prince is gonna call you tonight, 11pm. And I was like, yep, no, I got it yesterday. 12pm, they're like, Prince is gonna call you.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  Wow, constant.

• 15:57Speaker 04

  1pm, 4pm, 7pm, and then 10.45, they're like, Prince is gonna call you in 15 minutes. He's gonna email you first. And at 10.59, I get an email that just says, it's me, dot, dot, dot, from Prince. And then he phones me. And we have this deranged phone conversation.

• 16:18Speaker 04

  Where he tells me he's been watching me again all day. And that, and then pivots the conversation. He's really strange, like speaks in a very high voice. He will not let me swear. Every time I swear, he tells me that it makes the paint peel off the walls. And then he, and then he asks me to bear with me, because I didn't expect to tell the story.

• 16:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:38Speaker 04

  So then he asks me to, he starts saying to me that, you know, like, I really wanna play Alexandra Palace, which is a very iconic venue for like 10,000 to 15,000 people in England. And I was like, I think you would be great at Alexandra Palace.

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  How old were you? How old were you?

• 16:53Speaker 04

  I'm 26.

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 16:54Speaker 04

  At the time. And, and he's like, and I want everyone to be wearing purple. And I was like, sounds cool. And he's like, and I want everyone backstage to be women. And I was like, empowering.

• 17:10Speaker 04

  And then he says, I want them all to be dancers and I want them all to be wearing roller skates. And I was like, this sounds like a great day, man.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:18Speaker 04

  I hope that that happens. He was like, great, so if you could arrange that for me, I'd really appreciate it. You can't tell the venue, it's me, goodbye, I'll call you tomorrow and see your progress. And hangs up.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 17:29Speaker 04

  And so, over the course of a 15 to 20 minute phone call, I become an event planner. I've never even had a birthday party. Like, I can't organise a piss up in a brewery.

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  Did you panic?

• 17:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, of course I fucking panicked.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:41Speaker 04

  And then he's sort of calling me every day for progress. Like, I can't tell, call up Alexandra Palace.

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  Really, this is real?

• 17:47Speaker 04

  I'm 26.

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  This is real?

• 17:47Speaker 04

  Hundred percent.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 17:49Speaker 04

  So I, so then he proceeds to kind of harass me for the next. Like next month, almost like trying to get me to organize this huge gig and I don't know how to do it. And also, you can't book Alexandra Palace with like two weeks notice and not tell them who it's for.

• 18:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 18:05Speaker 04

  And so.

• 18:05Bobby Lee?

  Did he? Well, at that time, he was a symbol, right?

• 18:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, of course. Exactly. So I was like, how do I even describe this on the fucking phone? And then eventually, kind of, you know, the phone calls turned from event planning into friendship and then friendship into flirting. I did not flirt back.

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you didn't find him attractive?

• 18:25Speaker 04

  No.

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:26Speaker 04

  No, no, no.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  He's a little man.

• 18:28Speaker 04

  I don't mind a little man.

• 18:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

• 18:31Speaker 03

  But what was it that you didn't find attractive? His hair?

• 18:36Speaker 04

  I think it was his whole, uh, his whole vibe, really. And also very entitled. Calling me up on the first date and asking me to organize a fourteen thousand person all purple event.

• 18:50Speaker 04

  And he's a, he's much older. He's a time fighter, you know, so I wasn't interested. Wasn't interested in him. And I had a boyfriend at the time.

• 18:57Bobby Lee?

  Sure.

• 18:58Speaker 04

  So, yeah.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  It just fizzled away?

• 18:59Speaker 04

  It's, yeah, well, no, it ended angrily from, from him. Jesus.

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  Jesus Christ.

• 19:07Speaker 04

  Did he do that or did you?

• 19:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, he, uh, but he.

• 19:13Bobby Lee?

  What's he pointing to?

• 19:13Speaker 04

  Well, he eventually got angry with me because I didn't want to spend Valentine's Day with him because I was with my boyfriend. And he said, well, why did you put an X at the end of all your text messages? And I was like, that's just what English people do to show that we're not angry with each other. So then we had a falling out and then we didn't.

• 19:28Bobby Lee?

  So you never physically met them?

• 19:30Speaker 04

  Definitely. No, no, no, no, I did. But I just didn't want to spend Valentine's.

• 19:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 19:33Speaker 04

  Out of touch. Completely out of touch. Well, now he's dead, so we're very out of touch. I killed him.

• 19:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 19:51Bobby Lee?

  Kachava dude, last night I was like, I came home from the road and I was like, you know what? I wanna, I need, I'm hungry.

• 19:58Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and you know, my body, you know, knows when it's getting good nutrients, nutrients, right? And so, um, I went and got the strawberry kachava.

• 20:09Speaker 00

  Woo!

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  All you do is, um, two scoops.

• 20:12Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 20:13Bobby Lee?

  Glass of water.

• 20:14Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 20:14Bobby Lee?

  Stir it, you drink it, and I'll tell you why I like this more than any other thing. It tastes so good.

• 20:21Speaker 02

  They're all, all of them.

• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  They're, all of them do.

• 20:23Speaker 02

  All the flavors.

• 20:24Bobby Lee?

  Support all day energy with five key vitamins and minerals. Digestion, you like digestion?

• 20:29Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 20:30Bobby Lee?

  Keep the things regular with fiber, probiotics and enzymes. Who loves enzymes? I do.

• 20:35Speaker 00

  Me.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  Nurture's, you do? Me do. Yeah, me do too. Nurture a healthy metabolism with B vitamins, minerals and fiber. Who likes, um, metabolit, um, metabolizing?

• 20:45Speaker 00

  Me.

• 20:46Bobby Lee?

  I know you do, dude, right? Nurture your immune system with vitamin C, zinc and probiotics, right? Who likes zinc? Zinc.

• 20:54Speaker 02

  I love zinc.

• 20:55Bobby Lee?

  I love zinc too.

• 20:55Speaker 02

  Every day.

• 20:56Bobby Lee?

  Twenty-five grams of a hundred percent plant-based protein. Six indulgent flavors.

• 21:01Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 21:01Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about the flavors.

• 21:02Speaker 02

  Chocolate, vanilla, chai, matcha, coconut acai and strawberry.

• 21:06Speaker 00

  What's your favorite? What's your favorite?

• 21:08Speaker 02

  The coconut acai for me, cause you know, I'm an island gal, but, um, if you were to go up to Bobby's pantry right now and open it up, half of that thing is just kachava.

• 21:17Speaker 00

  Oh wow.

• 21:17Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I'm not lying, dude.

• 21:18Speaker 02

  And my mom, you know, my mom's like a super health freak.

• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  She steals it from me.

• 21:22Speaker 02

  Is that where she got introduced to it?

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  I think she stole it from me.

• 21:24Speaker 02

  Cause she's always like, "Kachava darling, kachava." And I was like, "How do you know about kachava?" And now I know it's from your pantry.

• 21:29Bobby Lee?

  With every two scoops of kachava, you get eighty-five plus superfoods, nutrients and plant-based ingredients.

• 21:35Speaker 03

  And no artificial flavors, colors or sweeteners, non-GMO, no soy, no animal products, no gluten and...

• 21:44Speaker 02

  No preservatives.

• 21:45Speaker 00

  Your future self will thank you. Go to kachava.com and use code BELLY for fifty percent off your next order. That's kachava, K-A-C-H-A-B-A dot com, code BELLY for fifteen percent off.

• 22:03Bobby Lee?

  You guys, I'm fifty-four.

• 22:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 22:06Bobby Lee?

  And sometimes, you know, me and my little Toki the Dum Dum isn't awake.

• 22:09Speaker 00

  Uh-oh.

• 22:10Bobby Lee?

  And it's action.

• 22:11Speaker 02

  Tired, a little tired.

• 22:13Bobby Lee?

  He's tired, old, right? Action time. But guess what?

• 22:16Speaker 00

  What?

• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  He has a BlueChew.

• 22:17Speaker 00

  Oh, wow.

• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  It's called BlueChew.

• 22:19Speaker 00

  Let's go.

• 22:20Bobby Lee?

  I take it, and then Toki is ready to fun.

• 22:24Speaker 02

  Ready to fun?

• 22:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's, it works, right? Um, guys, enter the room dick first. Am I not right?

• 22:31Speaker 00

  You're right.

• 22:32Bobby Lee?

  BlueChew isn't just a tablet, it's a cheat code for your crotch.

• 22:35Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 22:36Bobby Lee?

  Stronger.

• 22:36Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 22:37Bobby Lee?

  Harder.

• 22:37Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 22:38Bobby Lee?

  Longer lasting.

• 22:39Speaker 00

  Mmm.

• 22:39Bobby Lee?

  Like someone gave your downstairs a pep talk and a gym membership.

• 22:42Speaker 02

  Gilbert's moaning.

• 22:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it.

• 22:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'm just thinking about Bobby.

• 22:46Bobby Lee?

  He's a Christian.

• 22:46Speaker 00

  I just, you know, I think about Bobby getting hard, gets me excited.

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When Christians do that, it's, it's, it's mind-boggling.

• 22:52Speaker 00

  One more time.

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I'm not doing it again.

• 22:54Speaker 00

  One more time, stronger.

• 22:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stronger.

• 22:56Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  Harder.

• 22:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:58Bobby Lee?

  Longer lasting.

• 22:58Speaker 00

  My lord.

• 22:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, that's better. No, but actually, it's, you know, it's, it really does work and, um, you know, it's chewable. You can chew it, you can swallow it. Jack could climb his own stock on one of these beans. I'll tell you that, right?

• 23:12Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 23:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:13Speaker 00

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• 23:28Speaker 05

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• 23:48Bobby Lee?

  Wow. I've never had, I mean, if Angelica Houston called me.

• 23:53Speaker 02

  And are you kidding me?

• 23:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:54Speaker 02

  She'd be like my number, she's like top tier to me.

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I, I don't know. That's her vagina. Uh, I, if Angel, if Angelica Houston called me, I probably would do it.

• 24:05Speaker 02

  She's incredible. Are you fucking crazy? You would, you would be so, so lucky to even be considered.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? Consider what?

• 24:14Speaker 00

  He considered.

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about? To be your concubine?

• 24:17Speaker 02

  No, I mean, even if she were to look your direction, you should, you should feel so glad.

• 24:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you're Angelica, you, you, no, you play Angelica, you more, you play Angelica Houston.

• 24:26Speaker 00

  Wait, who is that?

• 24:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, dude, what, what are you doing?

• 24:31Bobby Lee?

  He's trying to keep the momentum going, I guess. Alright, so we're at a, yeah, yeah.

• 24:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:35Bobby Lee?

  That's Angelica Hughes. Whoa. Old school. Yeah, oh, that's old.

• 24:38Speaker 04

  You ever watch like the old school Adam?

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, we're not, we're not in the senior, we're not in the seniors.

• 24:43Speaker 04

  Oh, you're fucking ready, man.

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  It's really good, dude. Jimmy, that's really good.

• 24:47Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, um.

• 24:50Speaker 03

  Wait, before you get started.

• 24:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:52Speaker 03

  So, who did she play?

• 24:53Speaker 04

  Morticia Adams.

• 24:55Speaker 03

  In the old one?

• 24:56Speaker 04

  In the old one.

• 24:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:57Speaker 03

  The movies, or?

• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  Did you, did you ever see, um?

• 24:59Speaker 03

  Addams Family, yes.

• 25:00Speaker 04

  Is this your first day outside?

• 25:03Bobby Lee?

  It always seems like it.

• 25:04Speaker 03

  No.

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  Um, the Royal Tenenbaums, you ever see that?

• 25:07Speaker 04

  Royal Tenenbaums, she's in a lot of Wes Anderson films.

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  John Wick?

• 25:10Speaker 03

  Oh, she's in John Wick?

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you've seen Royal Tenenbaums? Okay.

• 25:13Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, no, okay.

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 25:15Speaker 03

  Oh, you wanna eat that?

• 25:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, you're ruining everything.

• 25:19Speaker 04

  Let's go back to, um.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  You know what he said to me when, when I came in here today?

• 25:23Speaker 04

  What did he say?

• 25:24Speaker 03

  What did I say?

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  What did he say, when he?

• 25:26Speaker 03

  No, don't bring it up.

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  You gotta do it.

• 25:28Speaker 03

  Don't bring it up.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  Just give the energy, you don't have to say it exactly.

• 25:30Speaker 03

  He goes, "Last night, I hit that back."

• 25:32Speaker 04

  Oh no, I haven't, you talk like that?

• 25:35Speaker 03

  No, I don't.

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  And I'm, he's one of those guys, cause he rarely gets laid, he rarely gets laid, right? He's innocent. And people, when people that rarely get laid, when they get laid, they always say shit like that. Just to let us know that something happened.

• 25:46Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  And it's gross. Right, and I had to even explain to him, cause I've never even heard that.

• 25:50Speaker 03

  I was joking.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  No, and then he showed me a photo.

• 25:54Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  Did you not show me a photo?

• 25:56Speaker 03

  No, I did not.

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  I hit that back, I hit that back.

• 25:58Speaker 03

  No, I didn't.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:59Speaker 03

  I don't know, he's a comedian.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a comic, no. It's so gross.

• 26:05Speaker 03

  No, I didn't.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  It's so gross.

• 26:07Speaker 03

  No, I didn't.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:08Speaker 03

  I was just joking, dude.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  You swore to god, you didn't hit that back last night?

• 26:11Speaker 03

  We're guys, we joke like that, eh.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, locker room talk.

• 26:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, man, not in front of the ladies.

• 26:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 26:19Speaker 04

  Did he show you a picture of her ass?

• 26:21Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 26:23Speaker 04

  How was it?

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Then he did a thing on, right, did he not at the table?

• 26:26Speaker 03

  No.

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you did, dude.

• 26:28Speaker 04

  Do you act out how you hit it from the back?

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  No, Bobby, Bobby, it went higher, it went higher. Yeah, he went higher, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so.

• 26:36Speaker 03

  No, I didn't.

• 26:37Speaker 04

  I, absolutely, I feel, I've never been more convinced of anything more than I am that you did that, yeah.

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, so, um, that was an.

• 26:45Speaker 04

  And you know what?

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:46Speaker 04

  High five, man.

• 26:49Speaker 03

  Sorry, James.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:53Speaker 03

  For what?

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:55Speaker 03

  This is locker room talk.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's locker room talk. I don't like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, um.

• 27:00Speaker 03

  Jesus.

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Jesus Christ. We talked about the Bible.

• 27:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, man.

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  All right, enough. All right, but congratulations.

• 27:07Speaker 03

  It was a joke, man.

• 27:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think it happened.

• 27:09Speaker 03

  No, I didn't.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  When you just sing it privately, let's move on, but let's, when you sing it privately to me, right? When, you know.

• 27:16Speaker 02

  It's for the world.

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  It's for the world.

• 27:18Speaker 02

  It really is.

• 27:19Speaker 05

  We've learned the hard way.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:21Speaker 03

  Well, she's a fan of the podcast, so.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 27:23Speaker 02

  Oh, well.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's great.

• 27:24Speaker 03

  Listen, and she's like, hey, that lines up.

• 27:27Speaker 04

  He told us that you are amazing in bed.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:34Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:34Speaker 04

  And very beautiful.

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:36Speaker 04

  With perfect arse.

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You're a very positive person, Jameela. Are you a positive person?

• 27:40Speaker 04

  That's the first time anyone's ever said that.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  You're not positive?

• 27:43Speaker 04

  James, am I positive? There we go.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So do you, so do you wake up, because today I woke up. You know, sometimes I wake up and I'm just like, um, I was excited that you were coming.

• 27:55Speaker 04

  Oh, thank you.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, you know, I had just done the road and I, you know, I came in last night late.

• 28:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:00Bobby Lee?

  And I, um. It's felt like kind of, I sometimes just kind of wake up a little depressed. Do you get wake up depressed?

• 28:07Speaker 04

  No.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You never get depressed?

• 28:11Speaker 04

  I don't get depressed. I wake up anxious. In fact, I woke up really anxious today and I had to take a little pill because I was so excited to see you.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, anxiety.

• 28:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What are you anxious about?

• 28:21Speaker 04

  I don't know. I was just nervous. I wanted you to like me.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:25Speaker 04

  I didn't give a shit about what you two thought. I just.

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I've, I've, I've always been aware of you. I've always liked you.

• 28:32Speaker 04

  Oh, I've always liked you too.

• 28:34Bobby Lee?

  In fact, when we, when you gave me the guest, guest list of like, who do we get? I go, I want her.

• 28:39Speaker 04

  Oh, thank you.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it's like, yeah. Um, wow, so you wake up anxious?

• 28:44Speaker 04

  I wake up anxious sometimes, yeah.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, when you were shooting The Good Place, were you anxious?

• 28:48Speaker 04

  Fucking terrified.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:49Speaker 04

  Terrified every day, every moment. I still get scared thinking back on it. Well, you didn't test for that show?

• 28:55Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 28:56Speaker 04

  You did, right?

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:57Speaker 04

  Did you? For who? Yeah, he did.

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember, but.

• 28:59Speaker 04

  It was for.

• 29:00Speaker 00

  Ten years ago, right?

• 29:01Speaker 04

  Um, no, no, no. Was it Gianni, the monk? Uh, no, it wasn't. Was that racist? Did I racially profile him?

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  I didn't get it!

• 29:07Speaker 00

  You were Manny Jacinto, okay? It was you or Manny.

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  Come on, let's move on. I didn't get it!

• 29:11Speaker 03

  He didn't get it.

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  I guess a lot. I don't get it.

• 29:13Speaker 02

  But that was one of his bigger heartbreaks at that time.

• 29:17Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was heartbroken.

• 29:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:20Speaker 00

  I mean, it wasn't, you weren't going for Kristen Bell.

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  I was probably the.

• 29:23Speaker 04

  Were you going for my role?

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. What about that guy?

• 29:27Speaker 00

  Manny, so it was for Manny.

• 29:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's what I mean, Gianni.

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  Maybe, but um, I didn't get it. He's much more handsome, probably more talented.

• 29:35Speaker 02

  Manny is a cutie.

• 29:36Bobby Lee?

  He is a cutie, yeah, yes.

• 29:37Speaker 04

  He's a very handsome man.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  Cause I've been on sitcoms before, American sitcoms, and they're um, it's a stressful of it.

• 29:43Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  Table reads were always except, because you, you would always hear stories about.

• 29:48Speaker 04

  People get fired at the table.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  People get fired, yeah.

• 29:50Speaker 04

  So I went to the costume department before our first table read, cause I'd only just done all of the auditions. And so, you know, we hadn't started shooting yet. There was still a chance that I could be fired if I fuck up the table read. So I went to the costume department. Everyone else shows up in like jeans and t-shirts. I showed up in my gown from episode one with a big floral hat and a basket.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 30:09Speaker 04

  And came in in character. I've never acted before, by the way, at this point. The audition was my first ever time acting. Oh my god.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 30:16Speaker 04

  Sorry to rub it in.

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:18Speaker 00

  Quite a bit.

• 30:19Speaker 04

  One shot, one kill, Bobby. I was so inexperienced that I was like, I have to throw everything at this, otherwise I'm toast. And I think that's the only reason I kept my job that day.

• 30:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you miser tech, you, you went like method on it?

• 30:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow. So when you're sitting there um, at the table read. Especially you're, I mean, you're with a legend, Ted Danson, right? Who I've heard, I've never met him before, I heard he's a really nice guy.

• 30:42Speaker 04

  Amazing man.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, an amazing guy. Which is lucky to be in that situation.

• 30:47Speaker 04

  Hundred percent. And he really took me under his wing and like taught me how to act and taught me how to stand in front of the camera, taught me what a mark is, just like everything I know, I owe to him. So if you think I'm shit, that is Ted's fault.

• 30:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Did you ever like um?

• 31:00Speaker 03

  Get anxious meeting him?

• 31:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, petrified. Did you just finish?

• 31:06Speaker 03

  Did you, get anxious meeting him?

• 31:09Speaker 03

  Well, it's because.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  Do you want to be the captain?

• 31:11Speaker 03

  No.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you want to fly the ship?

• 31:13Speaker 04

  It's a mutiny.

• 31:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:14Speaker 03

  No.

• 31:15Speaker 02

  That was wild, really good.

• 31:16Speaker 03

  I think everybody wakes up anxious.

• 31:19Speaker 04

  I had to stress eat and I stress ate so much on the season one that I gained a dress size and a half and looked sort of quite similar to Pablo Escobar by the end. So it wasn't clear if it was an Arco or a good place. And it was great. And they had to leave my costume open at the back. So they couldn't get images of me running from the back, you know, when, when things start to heat up at the end of season one. They'd normally have to get me from the front because everything was open at the back. So I'd, but I'd hulked out of all of my. It was fantastic.

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, craft service and stuff.

• 31:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly. Craft service ruined, you know, my life.

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:50Speaker 04

  It was great, but it was very distracting and I, I developed prediabetes.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  When you go to craft service, what do you eat?

• 31:58Speaker 04

  Uh, everything, everything I can find.

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I like.

• 32:01Speaker 04

  And I took Tupperware with me so I could bring it back.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:05Speaker 02

  That's such a smart move.

• 32:06Speaker 04

  Then I would fill our larder at home with it.

• 32:08Speaker 02

  That's very Filipino coded because we don't go anywhere without Tupperware in our purse, just in case.

• 32:13Speaker 04

  I take sandwich bags sometimes to parties.

• 32:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, same, same. But he's so anti leftovers. He has his.

• 32:20Speaker 04

  So was James.

• 32:21Speaker 02

  Philosophy around they shouldn't exist.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  I knew it. Yeah, we're so much alike. We look alike, we act alike.

• 32:29Speaker 04

  I'm confused right now.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I mean, check mark, you know?

• 32:37Speaker 02

  If he sees you taking leftovers, like he will peel, like fight it off your hands.

• 32:42Speaker 04

  Why?

• 32:42Speaker 02

  And like want to throw it in the trash.

• 32:44Speaker 04

  Is it because it's, because it gains bacteria overnight or are you just a decadent bitch?

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, I have.

• 32:48Speaker 03

  You're a decadent bitch.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  I have specific things like, you know, for instance, if I'm usually if I'm in a group, you know, I pay. And then when the, um, group goes, like, let's, let's say Jaime's, I'm having dinner with him and I'm paying, right? And, and Jaime goes, um, can I have mine wrapped up? I always go, no, no, no, no.

• 33:10Speaker 04

  Why?

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Because it's mine.

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  I paid for it. Don't you get it? I mean.

• 33:18Speaker 04

  You just gave me a dramatic flashback.

• 33:20Bobby Lee?

  Honestly, what is so confusing about that? How do you not know that it's mine?

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  I paid for it. Ask me and I may allow you to grab it, take it home. It's so rude, people.

• 33:38Speaker 04

  Um, you would hate me. You'd hate me.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  Well, ask me, I would let you do it.

• 33:42Speaker 04

  Oh, thanks.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  So we're having dinner, go ahead.

• 33:44Speaker 04

  Please, can I have some, please can I have some?

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  Parties?

• 33:49Speaker 04

  Please, sir, please.

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the little, um, oh, yeah, you can take the sandwich home.

• 33:53Speaker 04

  Thank you very much.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  And that's fine, but if you just assume like, hey, just, you know, man, that's all, that's all I'm saying.

• 34:01Speaker 04

  I am, but you just, you resurfaced a memory that I'd suppressed up until now, which is my 29th birthday. I'd just moved to Los Angeles. Very briefly, I got to know Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann.

• 34:12Bobby Lee?

  I loved Judd.

• 34:13Speaker 04

  They were very, very kind to me.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  He's been here.

• 34:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, they were very kind to me. No need to brag, Bobby. We're all friends here, but.

• 34:20Speaker 04

  Back to my story.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  That was me smacking the ass. I smacked the ass just now. Sorry, my bad.

• 34:26Speaker 04

  So, uh, they take me out to dinner because they know I don't know anyone and I've just gotten there and I'm all by myself. And so Leslie's like, oh, come out to dinner with us. You know, we're going out for dinner with our friend Kate Upton, the like Victoria's Secret model.

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  I did a movie with her.

• 34:39Speaker 04

  Sports illustrator.

• 34:40Bobby Lee?

  Slap the ass.

• 34:40Speaker 04

  Well done.

• 34:43Speaker 04

  So then, um, I'm at this point, very poor, don't have a job, don't have a visa, don't have any friends.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  This is pre-good place.

• 34:51Speaker 04

  Yeah. And I'm just figuring it out in America by myself. Don't know anyone, totally lost and I.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  But people know who you are because of your. Well, how the fuck do you get to hang, eat with Judd Apatow?

• 35:02Speaker 04

  I met, I met Leslie Mann at a party and she just thought I was a vibe. And then just.

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  How do you go to a party with Leslie Mann in it?

• 35:09Speaker 04

  We were at the same bar and then we ended up getting chatting at the bar.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  I hate, I hate people like you.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  You know, people that just kind of show up and people just kind of grab. I've had to like.

• 35:19Speaker 04

  Hey, would you like the good place?

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've had to like kill. I had, I would have to kill.

• 35:27Speaker 04

  He'd had to.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  What? Why are you doing? Yeah, yeah, I'd have to and then and do great comedy for them to anyway, let's move. I'm sorry. Congratulations. Go ahead. Leslie Mann.

• 35:36Speaker 04

  Leslie Mann. No, well, just it's it's not a great story. It's just the fact that at the end of the meal, everyone, no one eats in Hollywood, so they'd all left most of their meals and it was the best. But it was like boa or something. It's like some of the best burgers and steak I'd ever had.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:48Speaker 04

  So I was like, fuck this. We can't just leave this. So I asked the lady who was coming to pick up all of our plates. I was like, can I get mine to go and everyone else's? And it's a table of only four people. So everyone heard me say it. Yeah. And I took everyone's leftovers home with me, but not even home, because then Leslie's like, we're going out dancing now. And now I have a bag this big of everyone else's leftovers that I'm gonna eat, things that their like mouths have touched, like burgers, you know what I mean? Like I'm kissing them.

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:17Speaker 04

  And so I I'm so scared someone's gonna steal my leftover bag that I keep my leftover bag on the dance floor. And I'm there like side dancing, dancing on my back. It was Kate Upton, like one of the sexiest women in the world. And everyone can just smell like salmon, burger, like I'm meeting up the entire dance floor. People are moving further and further away. I've got truffle fries in my in my bag. Um, it was a really strange day and and then they didn't want to hang out again.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  Ask you a something. I've that kind of made me mad.

• 36:51Speaker 04

  I knew it would.

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So let, can we just, can we dive into it a little bit?

• 36:54Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  Is it because you didn't have?

• 36:57Speaker 04

  Money.

• 36:57Bobby Lee?

  Money. What? Did you have money at the time?

• 37:00Speaker 04

  No.

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  No money?

• 37:01Speaker 04

  No money, no. I'd I'd I'd burned through all of my money. I had seventeen dollars left in my bank account.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  And you were staying in a hotel or you you were at an apartment here in LA?

• 37:10Speaker 04

  I was staying with a friend.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  You're staying with a friend?

• 37:12Speaker 04

  Yeah. Well, not a friend, but like a lovely lady who had let me live on in her.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  Right, so the food that you have after the fucking club that you went to.

• 37:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  You put the food in the refrigerator and during the week you ate it.

• 37:25Speaker 04

  Yes, I'm known for this.

• 37:26Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 37:27Bobby Lee?

  You still do it now.

• 37:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:29Speaker 02

  I would say that's just meal prepping.

• 37:31Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 37:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, for your week.

• 37:33Speaker 04

  I've always thought you'd get me.

• 37:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I do. I fully understand.

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 37:38Speaker 02

  I, I.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  I just.

• 37:39Speaker 02

  There is, at least in my culture, there's, there's a shame in not bringing home.

• 37:43Speaker 04

  I agree.

• 37:44Speaker 02

  I think that being wasteful is like in my culture, like the biggest no-no.

• 37:49Speaker 04

  The greatest shame.

• 37:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I think you're right. Let me change my way. I think you're right.

• 37:55Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 37:56Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 37:57Speaker 03

  I remember at Mel's Diner, you know, let me take my omelet home.

• 38:01Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 38:03Speaker 04

  And I've been sensing a tension between us ever since.

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait. First of all, I didn't?

• 38:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was like, can I take this to go? He's like, no, let's go. Remember? It was you, me, Andrea.

• 38:14Bobby Lee?

  Take a omelet home? You can't take omelets home.

• 38:17Speaker 03

  Yes, you can.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  No, you can't.

• 38:18Speaker 03

  The microwave.

• 38:19Speaker 04

  No, that's actually, that is Russian roulette for your asshole. You should never microwave eggs.

• 38:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:24Speaker 03

  Why?

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  It's Russian roulette for your asshole.

• 38:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You never saw Deer Hunter?

• 38:30Speaker 03

  No.

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  The omelet? You know, the omelet going, you know what I mean?

• 38:34Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 38:35Speaker 04

  It's explosive diarrhea, salmonella.

• 38:37Speaker 03

  No wonder.

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:39Speaker 04

  You saved my life.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  I saved your life, dude. I saved your fucking life.

• 38:42Speaker 04

  Thank him.

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, right down.

• 38:43Speaker 04

  You should thank him.

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  Don't microwave eggs.

• 38:45Speaker 03

  Deer Hunter.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you get diarrhea easy? Jamila, do you get diarrhea easy?

• 38:51Speaker 04

  Uh, no, no.

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  But you've had it before.

• 38:54Speaker 04

  Hundred percent.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:56Speaker 03

  Fascinating.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  That's always, um, not a good day.

• 38:59Speaker 04

  No, but a fun icebreaker for a chat, no?

• 39:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, you know, I just get it often.

• 39:07Speaker 04

  Are you flirting with me?

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  In front of James? How dare you? In front of James, you know.

• 39:13Speaker 04

  Hey, Jamila, did you get diarrhea?

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was a, that's not a, let me ask you, that's not an appropriate question?

• 39:21Speaker 04

  I think it's fine. I talk about diarrhea all the time.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was, I wanna know your, listen.

• 39:27Speaker 04

  We've spoken about diarrhea so much on my podcast that we've actually had to send out a brief asking people talking to us about diarrhea on the podcast.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, how many episodes have you done in your pod?

• 39:37Speaker 04

  Uh, I think we're at like three months or four months now.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 39:40Speaker 04

  So we do it weekly. It's very fun.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  You do it in England?

• 39:44Speaker 04

  We do it all over the world. So I recorded lots of it in Los Angeles, then New York, and now I'm recording in London.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 39:50Speaker 04

  I'd love you guys to come on at some point.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we'd love to do it. We'd love to do it.

• 39:53Speaker 04

  Um, but yeah, it's a, just a, it's a foul ratchet time.

• 39:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What's it called?

• 39:59Speaker 04

  It's called Wrong Turns with Jamila Jamil.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 40:03Speaker 04

  And it's a comedy disaster podcast that is specifically anti-inspiration. It's anti-inspiration, pro-commiseration. I'm sick of having a silver lining shoved up my ass every time something goes wrong. So I just wanna be able to sit in the shit and not have like a, a wonderful, you know, great pearl of wisdom gained from everything. Cause who the fuck gains wisdom every time something goes wrong? I'm sick of it.

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:23Speaker 04

  So I decided to create a podcast where we just marinate in shame and everyone who listens gets to feel smug about themselves, that they make better decisions.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. And you just had Ian on, by chance?

• 40:35Speaker 04

  Yes, I did.

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  He's an old friend of ours. We love him. We love Ian.

• 40:37Speaker 04

  Yeah. Ian and Nathan are hilarious together, yeah.

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna see who else she's had on.

• 40:44Speaker 04

  That's... Oh, I love Catherine Ryan. Catherine Ryan's great. Simon Pegg was great.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you get biggies.

• 40:52Speaker 04

  I've got some lovely people.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  Is that Johnny?

• 40:54Speaker 04

  That is Johnny.

• 40:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love him.

• 40:55Speaker 04

  And, uh, Felipe, he's hilarious.

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, great. Wow, you've had some great guests.

• 41:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, we have some great people coming on as well. Steve Carell, I think, is coming on soon.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 41:04Speaker 04

  It's very fun.

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And you, wow, look at all these people. You get people I can't get.

• 41:10Speaker 04

  That's bollocks.

• 41:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, some of these people, like, I couldn't get, um, Steve Carell.

• 41:17Speaker 04

  Well, you weren't.

• 41:20Speaker 04

  You didn't get the good place.

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I've been on shows before. I mean, I can't get Steve Carell.

• 41:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, but not the good place.

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:29Bobby Lee?

  I mean, we got Rain. That's pretty close.

• 41:32Speaker 03

  He's done this.

• 41:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is a sitcom I was on.

• 41:34Speaker 04

  Bobby?

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:35Speaker 04

  You got me, all right?

• 41:39Bobby Lee?

  You mean, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:40Speaker 04

  Nobody knows who I am, yeah.

• 41:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, that's a sitcom that failed.

• 41:45Speaker 04

  But you look great.

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  Animal practice.

• 41:46Speaker 04

  On the cover. I would actually love a show like this. You were fantastic in The Dictator.

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, thank you. I don't take compliments very good, but thank you. Um, do you take compliments good?

• 41:56Speaker 04

  No, I'm English.

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is that an English trait?

• 41:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you've taken a compliment well, they won't let you back into the country. There's a special scan for it at the airport.

• 42:06Bobby Lee?

  So if you're Jamila.

• 42:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  You were great in The Good Place.

• 42:09Speaker 04

  I'm not from Japan.

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  Was that a Japanese accent? Wait, I want to try to do it in English. Jamila. No, no. Jamila, Jamila, Jamila.

• 42:23Speaker 03

  Don't think too much.

• 42:25Bobby Lee?

  He's giving you acting notes.

• 42:27Speaker 03

  What?

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  That just made me mad. You my acting coach?

• 42:33Speaker 03

  I watch a lot of TV.

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  You're in your head?

• 42:35Speaker 03

  He watches a lot of TV.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jamila, you were great in The Good Place. Still Japanese?

• 42:42Speaker 04

  It's more Korean now.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? All right. Well, can you, wait, um, James, say, Jamila, you were good in The Good Place. I'm gonna see if I can.

• 42:56Bobby Lee?

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• 43:20Bobby Lee?

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• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  Say, Jamila, you were good in a good place. I'm gonna see if I can.

• 44:24Speaker 04

  Jamila?

• 44:25Bobby Lee?

  Jamila? There he is.

• 44:26Speaker 04

  You were great in a good place.

• 44:27Bobby Lee?

  You're good. Okay. Jamila, you're great in a good place.

• 44:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's better.

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 44:32Speaker 04

  It's a bit German now.

• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, all right. And then what was your response? You're like, thank you.

• 44:38Speaker 04

  No, I said, no, I wasn't. I was terrible and I'm embarrassed to be here and I'm sorry.

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm kind of like that.

• 44:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're British.

• 44:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm British, yeah. I'm kind of, why are we, why did, why can't I, why can't we take a compliment?

• 44:51Speaker 04

  Because of our fucking Asian parents.

• 44:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  That's what it is.

• 44:55Speaker 04

  That's what it is.

• 44:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  I think that's what it is.

• 44:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:58Speaker 02

  Were you allowed to celebrate anything, anything when you were a child?

• 45:03Speaker 04

  Uh.

• 45:04Speaker 02

  Like, for instance, like a win or like you get an award. Like, my parents never allowed us to pat ourselves on the back. It was always.

• 45:12Speaker 04

  I think it was sort of like you're not gonna get shouted at if you get 100% on the test.

• 45:17Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 45:17Speaker 04

  So that's the win. That's the party.

• 45:18Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 45:19Speaker 02

  That's exactly it. Yeah.

• 45:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:22Speaker 02

  Where it's like, everything great, yeah, everything great you're doing is basically.

• 45:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:26Speaker 02

  And you get nothing, but that's a good thing.

• 45:30Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 45:30Bobby Lee?

  But I went the opposite.

• 45:33Bobby Lee?

  Like I, you know, they had that baseline.

• 45:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, and you went meth.

• 45:36Bobby Lee?

  And I went, I went meth. I went, cause I did drugs early on. So I went, you know what? I'm gonna go the opposite. So I, every report card day, I knew I was gonna get a beating. And I doubled down on, you know what I mean?

• 45:47Speaker 02

  You just come into the room off the bus.

• 45:49Bobby Lee?

  I would take it. You know what I mean? You got an F? You got four F's, right? And I go, go ahead, take, I'll take it, you know? Cause I refused to, I refused to hit that bar. But you guys complied.

• 46:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:07Bobby Lee?

  You complied.

• 46:07Speaker 02

  I complied.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you got complied. But some of us warriors.

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you're better. Yeah, I'm better. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I went, you're, you're a good F, hit me.

• 46:18Speaker 04

  And it seems like it made no dent on you whatsoever.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I'm a fuck up.

• 46:25Speaker 02

  You seem really weak.

• 46:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, but I don't know why. I think because, I don't think I could have got the all As.

• 46:34Speaker 02

  That's what I was right about to say. I think that, I think you took the beating.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  Because I couldn't do it.

• 46:39Speaker 02

  Even if you were to comply, you couldn't have gotten the As.

• 46:41Speaker 04

  You made it look deliberate.

• 46:43Speaker 02

  Very good.

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:45Speaker 04

  Interesting.

• 46:46Bobby Lee?

  Cause I remember one semester I tried. I went, you know what? I'm gonna try to get an A. Right? And I got maybe like a B in something, like history or something. And I still got a beating. And I tried my hardest. So I went, you know what? I'm gonna go the opposite, cause there's no way I can do it.

• 47:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  And it's not that, am I dumb?

• 47:04Speaker 02

  No.

• 47:05Speaker 04

  No.

• 47:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:06Speaker 04

  No, it's, I think it's smart.

• 47:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I just, in my mind, I just couldn't absorb certain information. Like numbers.

• 47:13Speaker 04

  So you just absorbed a can of whoop.

• 47:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I really, I couldn't, I just still today with, you know, with me and numbers, I just, I'm not good at it.

• 47:22Speaker 02

  A little dyslexic, but that's the thing, traditional classroom learning is kind of bullshit.

• 47:26Speaker 04

  But it is nonsense, yeah, and it doesn't equate to actual intelligence.

• 47:29Speaker 02

  Not at all.

• 47:29Speaker 04

  Um, I just had a photographic memory, so that, so everything I did was technically cheating, I guess, yeah.

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  You have a photographic memory?

• 47:36Speaker 04

  I have a photographic memory.

• 47:36Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible.

• 47:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:38Speaker 02

  So you can, with lines, you just, yeah, that's it.

• 47:41Speaker 04

  I can learn them walking on set. Wow.

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  Damn. Wow.

• 47:44Speaker 04

  It's really weird.

• 47:45Speaker 02

  But, but your dream come true?

• 47:46Bobby Lee?

  Sweating the entire time. Yeah, yeah.

• 47:48Speaker 02

  But it's.

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  I need the script six months before. Yeah, yeah.

• 47:54Speaker 04

  But mine isn't indicative of any kind of intelligence. That's just like a something's broken in my brain.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  That's the highest intelligence. What are you talking about?

• 48:01Speaker 04

  It's not intelligence. There's nothing intelligent about being able to

• 48:03Bobby Lee?

  memorize

• 48:04Speaker 04

  see a page in front of my, in my, my mind's eye. That's all. I'm just cheating life.

• 48:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:11Speaker 04

  That's so cool. I'm a bull.

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  So cool.

• 48:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:13Speaker 03

  How, how fast did you, um, learn? Like, like

• 48:17Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 48:18Speaker 03

  In seconds?

• 48:18Speaker 00

  She leaned back so.

• 48:21Speaker 04

  A minute?

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Dude, you know what a photographic memory is?

• 48:25Speaker 03

  Yes, she just explained it.

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  Then why'd you ask how fast did you, you learn?

• 48:29Speaker 03

  Well, like, oh, like in a day I can learn on, in a book. You know what I mean?

• 48:34Speaker 00

  You know what I mean?

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  No, I actually don't. Can you explain yourself? I don't, I don't know what you mean. Can you explain it to me?

• 48:39Speaker 03

  I was just like you. Like I was bad at reading in, in, uh, school, but that's pretty impressive.

• 48:44Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  Really good pivot, dude. It's really good. Yeah. You really got some last night, huh?

• 48:54Speaker 03

  I did.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  I can tell.

• 48:55Speaker 04

  You're tired from it.

• 48:58Speaker 03

  I wa, like, okay, I was gonna get some, but I, I, I messed up. Okay?

• 49:02Speaker 04

  How'd you mess up? What happened?

• 49:03Speaker 03

  I made a bad joke.

• 49:05Speaker 04

  What was the joke?

• 49:06Bobby Lee?

  What was the joke?

• 49:07Speaker 03

  I made the orange joke. People usually laugh at that, but, um, she gave me that same face.

• 49:13Speaker 00

  People usually laugh at that, but like, you know, you guys did it.

• 49:17Speaker 03

  And then she's like,

• 49:18Bobby Lee?

  Orange?

• 49:20Speaker 00

  It does cry. I've seen it. It cries.

• 49:22Bobby Lee?

  I know, but every time he says it on stage, I always look at the audience. And, and when they laugh, I look at the audience like,

• 49:31Bobby Lee?

  like, I, I, I don't know why. I just kinda look at the audience and I just kinda go, what is going on here?

• 49:38Speaker 00

  Jaime, look, James Blake likes it.

• 49:41Speaker 04

  James is in bits.

• 49:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's really funny.

• 49:44Speaker 03

  She didn't find it funny. She was like, that's it? And she, yeah.

• 49:50Speaker 04

  Well, I think if, is that how you deliver it?

• 49:54Speaker 03

  No, I delivered more confidence.

• 49:55Speaker 04

  Okay. Then she's a bitch.

• 49:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:58Speaker 04

  You delivered it pretty badly to me.

• 50:02Speaker 04

  I, I think I would have found it funnier if you'd given it a bit more oomph, but I.

• 50:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, she was like, oh, okay. And then we closed the tab and then we left.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you lied. You didn't hook up last night?

• 50:16Speaker 03

  No, I'm telling you, that's just, it's a joke. It's just.

• 50:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that was a joke that you just told. Oh, I'm sorry then. You'll get it one day. Yeah, one day. No, one day you're gonna hook up.

• 50:30Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I promise.

• 50:32Speaker 03

  One day.

• 50:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, anyway.

• 50:35Speaker 04

  How old are you?

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, guess. Guess, Jimmy.

• 50:39Speaker 04

  He's a baby.

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  No, Jimmy, like, guess how old he is.

• 50:42Speaker 04

  Twenty-four.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 50:43Speaker 03

  Oh, wish.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  He's forty-six years old.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  He's an orange park.

• 50:47Speaker 03

  I'm twenty-nine.

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  He is an orange park.

• 50:49Speaker 04

  I didn't get fingered till I was twenty-three, so, you know, you're not that far behind.

• 50:53Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. Well, I, okay, yeah.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, you, you lost your virginity at twenty-three years old?

• 50:58Speaker 04

  I can see it in your eyes, don't worry.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  Twenty-three is when you lost your virginity?

• 51:01Speaker 04

  Uh, twenty-two, I lost my virginity and then I got fingered, so.

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  He usually goes.

• 51:07Speaker 04

  That actually tracks for some reason. I had him like, wait. Yeah. Ask me something about me.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  What a great pivot. That's a really good pivot.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  Jimmy, love.

• 51:25Speaker 04

  Robert.

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, do you want children?

• 51:28Speaker 04

  No.

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, why?

• 51:30Speaker 04

  Huh?

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 51:31Speaker 04

  Oh, sorry. No, no, I get it. My sister is very anti-baby herself. Great, great, great, great. Yeah, no, I can't be fucked.

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:39Speaker 04

  I cannot be fucked at all. I really don't want, well, I got into loads of trouble for saying, uh, in the media that my abortion was the best decision I've ever made.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  We'll cut that out, yeah, yeah.

• 51:47Speaker 04

  No, keep it in. But no, it's. No, but then, but then I got a huge amount of pushback from, you know, the Christian right and I, I was like, okay, I'm sorry, I apologize, that was wrong. Uh, it, in fact, the best decision of my life was cutting bangs and then it was my abortion and then they got much angrier. So, that's fun.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:04Speaker 04

  But, yeah, no, I'm just not, I'm, I'm not built for it. I can't be bothered. I love to wake up at like sort of eleven AM.

• 52:09Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 52:10Speaker 04

  I love, I'm a woman of leisure.

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think that's me too, huh?

• 52:14Speaker 04

  Woman of leisure?

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  A woman of leisure. A woman of leisure, for sure. Yeah, yeah.

• 52:17Speaker 04

  You know what the biggest thing for me is, is I, I. Hate a lot of people and the idea of having to become friends with the parents of their friends.

• 52:30Speaker 02

  That's the crisis.

• 52:31Speaker 04

  Like a phobia of mine is like having to hang out with people that I don't want to hang out with.

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:36Speaker 04

  Fucking child went and made a fucking friend.

• 52:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that sucks. But then maybe what if like, what if, you know, I mean, your kid is friends with a kid that's really, their parents are really cool.

• 52:47Speaker 04

  I don't give a shit. I've already got 12 friends and I just don't need any more. And if one of them dies, I'll replace them, but other. I keep a tight 12, you know, like Jesus.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you, I think a tight, I have a tight six.

• 53:01Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You want 12, huh?

• 53:03Speaker 04

  I have 12.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:05Speaker 04

  I was on the good place.

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But six.

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  Is, wait, is Ted Danson in the 12?

• 53:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  Really? You still talk to him?

• 53:15Speaker 04

  Sometimes.

• 53:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 53:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, he had me over for a sleepover. We, no, we didn't.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  Really? A sleepover at his house?

• 53:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, him and his wife had all of the cast and our spouses. So me and James got to go over for a sleepover at Ted Danson's house. And Mary Steenburgen made us like frittata in the morning. And it was just the most enchanted day ever. And they found out what all of our favorite snacks were and they'd laid them out on each of our pillows.

• 53:39Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 53:40Speaker 04

  And then we, no, we didn't.

• 53:43Bobby Lee?

  What a magical thing.

• 53:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was an unbelievable day. Could have been you, Barbie.

• 53:48Speaker 00

  Could have been you.

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  I've had magical moments.

• 53:51Speaker 00

  He's turned down a Thanksgiving with Michael Bay.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:53Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:55Speaker 02

  I don't imagine Michael Bay is gonna leave your favorite snacks out for you.

• 54:01Speaker 00

  The opposite.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I like, you know what drives Michael Bay crazy?

• 54:05Speaker 04

  Megan Fox.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But his ankles are this thin. So every time I, I, I put my hands around him like that. I don't know what it is. I just have to put my hands around his ankle like this. And he always goes, "Take your hand off my ankle."

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I go, "Boop," and I do it. But every time I see his ankle, exposed ankle, I have to grab it. Yeah, but anyway, I turn down things.

• 54:30Speaker 04

  Do you think that's why he's such an angry man?

• 54:33Bobby Lee?

  He's not angry, actually. I find him to be very...

• 54:36Speaker 04

  He's known for having rage issues, and I wonder if that comes with... You know, sometimes it's like a small cock, or sometimes it's just teeny tiny little ankles.

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, well, let me say it the legendary of Michael Bay. I heard the opposite of his peni.

• 54:48Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 54:48Bobby Lee?

  It's a gigantic...

• 54:49Speaker 04

  Oh, and who started that rumor?

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but anyway, no, I think that Michael Bay is a case where maybe on set, he's... Because he's the captain of the ship, right? But what I find is off-camera, or like in the wild, right? He's a gentle, soft, you know what I mean, fun guy.

• 55:09Speaker 04

  Fun?

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:10Speaker 04

  Cool.

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  You know, don't you... You don't agree, or...

• 55:14Speaker 04

  Oh, no, I don't know. I don't know any...

• 55:15Bobby Lee?

  You know that some people on...

• 55:16Speaker 04

  Hey, I'm here to spread rumors.

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I know, but Jimmy...

• 55:20Speaker 04

  Create chaos.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  Jimmy, I don't know what you're like, if you're like, if you and I are on a sitcom together.

• 55:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what you're gonna be like.

• 55:26Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  You could be a diva.

• 55:29Speaker 04

  Could I?

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I mean, I think some people at work is a little different than when they're in the wild.

• 55:35Speaker 04

  No, I am... My problem is that I'm exactly the same.

• 55:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:38Speaker 04

  That's the problem.

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 55:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:40Bobby Lee?

  I think you and I, if we want to sit down together...

• 55:42Speaker 04

  With the fucking nightmare. It would be great.

• 55:44Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I know, I think that you and I would feed into our anxieties.

• 55:48Speaker 04

  No, I think we would, we would create chaos.

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 55:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, 100%.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  This scene sucks. I think this scene sucks. Am I bad?

• 55:57Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then would you say that too? Like, I'm...

• 56:00Speaker 04

  I'd be like, "Yeah, I think you're bad."

• 56:04Speaker 04

  I'd feed you your anxiety and spiral you out, yeah.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I go, "I don't think you're gonna test well."

• 56:09Speaker 04

  No, yeah, say it to me, say it to me.

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you're gonna test well. Because, you know, when you turn around, you're old ass.

• 56:15Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't think that's good on camera. Right, and then we would feed.

• 56:19Speaker 04

  I know, I have to moonwalk out of every scene.

• 56:23Speaker 04

  Nightmare.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know, I think that we would be positive together.

• 56:26Speaker 04

  I agree, we could do the new.

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  I think we'd be very fun.

• 56:28Speaker 04

  We could be Harold and Kumar.

• 56:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, part four, maybe.

• 56:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:36Speaker 04

  Let's do it.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  Wow, Harold and Kumar.

• 56:38Speaker 04

  I think we should play a couple. I don't think we have enough petite men with overly large women.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that'd be funny.

• 56:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, and it not, and no, but there'd be no jokes about it.

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:48Speaker 04

  It should never be referenced.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there should be no, no, no.

• 56:51Speaker 04

  No.

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  I think the opening shot, you and I are in couples therapy.

• 56:54Speaker 04

  Hundred percent.

• 56:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:55Speaker 02

  I think it's the.

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  And my feet dangle from the couch because they're so short.

• 57:00Speaker 02

  It's for sure, it's the era of the short king. I think the short kings are really having a moment.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think you're right. I don't know what that was, I'm sorry. But.

• 57:10Speaker 04

  But I'm with, I'm with a man who's legally a giant.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  How tall are you?

• 57:14Speaker 04

  I'm five foot almost 11, he's six foot eight. He's legally a giant.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I didn't realize James Lake was that tall.

• 57:22Speaker 04

  It's, he could technically get a disabled parking pass, but he won't, and it's really annoying. Because I wear heels, yeah.

• 57:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know.

• 57:31Speaker 04

  Got to do a long walk.

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to assume things about James, but, you know, big feet, I saw his feet.

• 57:37Speaker 04

  Massive cock.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  Tall guy. Is it massive?

• 57:40Speaker 04

  I'm.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  I've got so excited. But you know, his mu, your music is.

• 57:44Speaker 02

  Scary, it's really scary. Massive cock, and you're like, well, your music.

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  Your music gives off massive cock. Yeah. But your music is, um.

• 57:59Speaker 04

  All he's thinking about now is the cock.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  Like introspective, you know what I mean, and stuff. He's a, he's a, he's a thinker and a feeler.

• 58:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow. I mean, imagine the kind of kids you would have with him.

• 58:11Speaker 04

  They would, they would also be legally giants.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but.

• 58:15Speaker 04

  They'd break my pussy. I don't want that.

• 58:16Bobby Lee?

  But you'd have two talented people and I always.

• 58:19Speaker 04

  Oh, it's a nepo nightmare.

• 58:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that doesn't translate really sometimes, when you have two talented people and they breed.

• 58:26Speaker 04

  Well, we don't have that problem because only he's talented. I'm just lucky.

• 58:29Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not. You're talented.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 58:33Speaker 04

  Shut the fuck up.

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  You fuck up.

• 58:35Speaker 04

  Fuck you.

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  I like it.

• 58:40Bobby Lee?

  It feels good. It feels good. I like it. It's like, it's like, you know, repetition. Yeah, yeah.

• 58:45Speaker 04

  Mirroring.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  Mirroring. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You say it differently in your land, but um, yeah, well, that was really good. We were feeding off each other, but um, what, fuck off.

• 58:54Speaker 02

  But is that why you've always dated like taller girls? Cause you want to offset your own genetic?

• 58:59Speaker 04

  Wants to go up on them.

• 59:02Bobby Lee?

  Because every time.

• 59:06Speaker 04

  It's a Natasha Leggero joke, just about Kevin Hart having to go up on his wife.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:12Speaker 02

  Instead of down.

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  No, when I was. That's pretty funny. The only, yeah, I mean, that's the downside is there's certain positions you can't do.

• 59:22Speaker 04

  I can't do reverse cowgirl. I can only do three pumps and then I.

• 59:27Speaker 04

  I look, I look back at James and I'm like, sorry.

• 59:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, that's so funny. That's so funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, um. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:45Speaker 04

  That's what retrograde was about.

• 59:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, but the reason why, um, I want taller is because when I was a kid, my parents, my mom was, what, 5'1"?

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• 1:01:24Speaker 04

  Gosh, tiny.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  Tiny. And my dad was like 5'2". And my brother and I would look at my parents, and I would turn to my brother and I'd go, "We're fucked.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  We're fucked. We're never gonna grow. This is it." This is at 10 and 7, we would, I knew it. And I always, in my mind, it's like, I have to breed taller to give my kids a chance. You know what I mean? But, you know, I've had a good life.

• 1:01:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, you've done very well.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  I've taken what God has given me and my parents have given me and, you know, take. But, you know, I was also jawline. You know what I mean? Like, what?

• 1:02:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, you go for very...

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  Because I don't want my, because I feel like my face is too round.

• 1:02:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  Yes. Really? You're the king of round face? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What, you're agreeing? Yeah. Right, so like you, you wanna, so you kind of calculate that, like...

• 1:02:16Speaker 02

  Oh, that's why you always like girls with like long chin.

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:02:20Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 1:02:20Speaker 04

  So you're just sort of doing eugenics via...

• 1:02:24Speaker 02

  I think exactly, yeah.

• 1:02:25Bobby Lee?

  I think that's what, I think that's what it is, yeah.

• 1:02:27Speaker 04

  That's very interesting.

• 1:02:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I look and I go, um, yeah, I gotta figure it out.

• 1:02:31Speaker 04

  I'm the opposite. I'm trying to end my bloodline.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:34Speaker 04

  It's a great, my brother and I both agreed. We shook on it. We're gonna end the bloodline. It's great, it's a great power.

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 1:02:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  James, do you want kids? No? Wow.

• 1:02:44Speaker 04

  Not with me, anyway.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What about adopting them? I mean, that would be good for the environment.

• 1:02:48Speaker 04

  Oh, no, I can't be bothered. Fucking hell, no.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:02:50Speaker 04

  No, I mean, I would, you know, it's lovely. It's lovely. It is lovely.

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  Do you have animals? You have animals?

• 1:02:55Speaker 04

  I love animals, yeah.

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  But you have any?

• 1:02:56Speaker 04

  Dog sanctuary. I have two animals, two dogs.

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  What are they, two dogs?

• 1:02:59Speaker 04

  Barold and Winnie.

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, good.

• 1:03:01Speaker 04

  Perfect dogs, heavenly dogs. Uh, and that's it. I wanna have like 15 dogs. That's the plan.

• 1:03:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You wanna be a dog mom.

• 1:03:07Speaker 04

  Big dog sanctuary, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I want it all.

• 1:03:10Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  I want like, you know, I mean, um, glass frogs.

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm being real.

• 1:03:16Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  I want like one of those, um, um, what do you call them with those, um, those?

• 1:03:22Speaker 04

  Children.

• 1:03:23Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, let's play this game. Um, whoa.

• 1:03:27Speaker 04

  Those are my adorable dogs.

• 1:03:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow, oh my god. Are they the same kind?

• 1:03:33Speaker 04

  They are the same kind. They're cavapoo's.

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  Cavapoo's. They're so cute.

• 1:03:37Speaker 04

  They're very cute, yeah.

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  What a life. Look at that life. It's like, it's like a fucking.

• 1:03:42Speaker 03

  White picket fence, right?

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  She's not white, dude.

• 1:03:45Speaker 03

  No. Well, they just missed each other.

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's Pakistani.

• 1:03:49Speaker 03

  No, I know, but I'm saying like, the white picket house.

• 1:03:53Speaker 04

  I have a, a brown picket fence. That's what we get, yeah.

• 1:03:56Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  In fact, I've never seen a white picket fence in my life.

• 1:03:59Speaker 03

  No white people.

• 1:04:01Bobby Lee?

  No, but they don't have picket fences, you know what I mean?

• 1:04:03Speaker 03

  Nobody has picket fences anymore, but that's a cute picture.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 1:04:08Bobby Lee?

  That's good. Yeah, that is a cute picture.

• 1:04:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  That's a, do you have a professional photographer to take that?

• 1:04:13Speaker 04

  No, that was our flatmate.

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  What's a flatmate?

• 1:04:16Speaker 04

  We have roommates. We had roommates for the entire ten years that we lived in Los Angeles.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:04:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  What, like, who were they?

• 1:04:25Speaker 04

  They were my friends from when I was nineteen.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:04:28Speaker 04

  Bunch of guys, and James is a very cool man who said, yes, your male friends can move in with us in our house, and that we were a big happy family.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  You don't miss LA, do you?

• 1:04:37Speaker 04

  Not at all.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:39Speaker 04

  No. I miss the weather and I, I miss the buffalo cauliflower, but I, but other than that, I, I do like time in London. I'm, I love America.

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:47Speaker 04

  I just spent ten years here and I think I need a little refresh and then at some point I'll come back, you know?

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:04:52Speaker 04

  And so I just dip in and out.

• 1:04:54Bobby Lee?

  Cause I, my first time in, I mean, I'd been to London before.

• 1:04:57Speaker 04

  You don't like London, do you?

• 1:04:58Bobby Lee?

  No, I was just, I loved it.

• 1:04:59Speaker 04

  Oh, did you?

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  Let me say something about London.

• 1:05:01Speaker 04

  Say something.

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  The best shopping.

• 1:05:03Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm. Of your life, yeah.

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  Of my life.

• 1:05:06Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  They have smells there that you can't get anywhere else. They have stores there.

• 1:05:12Speaker 04

  Mostly the smell of piss in London, but.

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm doing cologne shop like.

• 1:05:15Speaker 04

  Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, yeah.

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  But, um, yeah, um.

• 1:05:19Speaker 04

  We need so much cologne to overshadow the smell of the stench of piss in our streets.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  There was a smell.

• 1:05:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:27Speaker 04

  It's pretty bad.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  Architecture.

• 1:05:28Speaker 04

  Great.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Incredible.

• 1:05:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  And you know, you know, they say English people have bad feet, bad teeth and bad restaurants.

• 1:05:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:35Bobby Lee?

  But I disagree.

• 1:05:37Speaker 04

  We have good restaurants.

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  You have great restaurants.

• 1:05:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, all the other stuff is true.

• 1:05:40Bobby Lee?

  No, and the feet are great. So I saw them all.

• 1:05:43Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then we stayed at this hotel where there was a sauna, steam room, pool at the, in the basement of this hotel.

• 1:05:54Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  And it was a fever dream.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  And that's all I have to say about it.

• 1:06:01Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:06:01Bobby Lee?

  It was the greatest moment of my life. I can, I'll always remember this moment. And the food and the people, the show was wild. You know what I mean? Congratulations. I understand.

• 1:06:12Speaker 04

  Thank you. I built it myself.

• 1:06:13Bobby Lee?

  No, you didn't. You had nothing to do with it.

• 1:06:14Speaker 04

  No, I didn't.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  And you have the best sport, football of all time.

• 1:06:20Speaker 04

  Oh, thanks.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love, I've always loved England. The people, the music, right?

• 1:06:26Speaker 04

  Music's very good.

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  Music. The Beatles, Liverpool, right? Radiohead, James Blake. Okay?

• 1:06:34Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  Rolling Stones.

• 1:06:35Speaker 04

  I don't really know what I'm supposed to do here, but I'm gonna do.

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I just wanna say, I just wanna say that.

• 1:06:39Speaker 04

  You keep listing English things.

• 1:06:41Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm just saying to you is that stay there. We don't want you back.

• 1:06:44Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:06:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:47Bobby Lee?

  Stay there, don't go back.

• 1:06:47Speaker 04

  I'm brown. I, I'm getting that message loud and clear.

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  So do you guys live in a house there or a flat or what?

• 1:06:53Speaker 04

  We live in a flat.

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  What's the difference? Tell me the difference.

• 1:06:56Speaker 04

  A house is a home that has its own kind of separate entrance and is separated from other houses. A flat is an apartment just stacked in amongst other apartments.

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  And it's not.

• 1:07:06Speaker 04

  Because we're humble.

• 1:07:09Bobby Lee?

  Is that what humble people, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So tell me the difference. Okay, so a flat, a house, what are some other English living spaces?

• 1:07:19Speaker 04

  What the fuck are you talking about? Like a palace.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 1:07:23Speaker 04

  Okay, we have palaces. We have palaces, we have doorways.

• 1:07:29Bobby Lee?

  You have doorways too?

• 1:07:30Speaker 04

  Doorways, yeah.

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:07:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, pretty good.

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:33Speaker 04

  Ballrooms.

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:36Speaker 04

  We have castles.

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  You have castles, that's exactly, we don't have castles here.

• 1:07:39Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:40Speaker 04

  Well, the Magic Castle.

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's, yeah, I guess that is.

• 1:07:43Speaker 04

  Very exciting.

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  Touche, touche, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:44Speaker 04

  Is First Castle not a castle?

• 1:07:46Speaker 03

  Medieval.

• 1:07:48Speaker 04

  Medieval.

• 1:07:48Speaker 03

  Medieval castle?

• 1:07:50Speaker 04

  Medieval.

• 1:07:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:51Speaker 03

  Medieval.

• 1:07:52Speaker 04

  Medi- medieval.

• 1:07:54Speaker 03

  Medieval.

• 1:07:54Speaker 04

  There we go.

• 1:07:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:56Speaker 03

  I'm sweaty.

• 1:07:59Speaker 00

  Left her hanging.

• 1:08:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, my hand's sweaty, I'm not gonna.

• 1:08:02Speaker 04

  No, I love him, he can do no wrong.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  So, when you're in a flat, do you know other people?

• 1:08:06Speaker 04

  You're my best friend.

• 1:08:07Bobby Lee?

  He's the best, yeah, he really is a sweet guy.

• 1:08:10Speaker 03

  Have you ever been to Medieval Times?

• 1:08:12Speaker 04

  Medieval.

• 1:08:13Speaker 03

  Medieval Times?

• 1:08:14Speaker 04

  Uh, no, um.

• 1:08:15Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean by that? Like a Renaissance?

• 1:08:17Speaker 04

  He wants to know if I've lost my virginity, I have, and so therefore I've not been to Medieval Times.

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Medieval Times.

• 1:08:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, it does look amazing, though. Yeah.

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  I thought you were like, do you have a time machine, you went back to Medieval Times?

• 1:08:28Speaker 04

  No, he thinks I'm that old.

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:08:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:30Bobby Lee?

  No, you look great.

• 1:08:31Speaker 04

  Oh, thanks, mate.

• 1:08:32Bobby Lee?

  You, like, you.

• 1:08:33Speaker 04

  Asian doesn't raisin.

• 1:08:34Bobby Lee?

  Cause I've never met you physically, have we met physically?

• 1:08:36Speaker 04

  I don't think so.

• 1:08:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so either.

• 1:08:38Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:08:38Bobby Lee?

  But I've, you know, followed you and, and, and whatnot, you know what I mean? But you look exactly then from ten years ago when I followed you.

• 1:08:45Speaker 04

  I told you, Asian doesn't raisin.

• 1:08:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:47Speaker 04

  That's the vibe.

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do I look fifty-four?

• 1:08:49Speaker 04

  No, you don't, you know you don't, it's so disingenuous to even ask.

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  But, um, you know what? My nose hairs are now white.

• 1:08:58Speaker 04

  But I can't see those.

• 1:08:59Bobby Lee?

  I think, I could shave them, but, um, I pluck them.

• 1:09:01Speaker 04

  What about your pubes? Salted pepper.

• 1:09:04Bobby Lee?

  No, there's no, there's no, um, white pubes yet.

• 1:09:06Speaker 04

  I think you had like one or two.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  We, I'm gonna show you now.

• 1:09:09Speaker 04

  I.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  I'll show you now, okay.

• 1:09:12Speaker 03

  You're two thirty?

• 1:09:14Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:09:14Speaker 04

  Well, you're like, kind of forty. Well, in two months, yeah, I'm thirty-nine.

• 1:09:18Speaker 00

  Wow, a lot is happening.

• 1:09:19Speaker 04

  How, what was going on? Uh, actually, I couldn't tell, cause you shaved.

• 1:09:24Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:09:25Speaker 04

  Brazilian?

• 1:09:26Bobby Lee?

  No, I shaved my own.

• 1:09:27Speaker 04

  Do you shave it into a shape?

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  No, I shave it all.

• 1:09:29Speaker 04

  If you could, what shape would it be?

• 1:09:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, god, that's really good, probably, um, an Arsenal cannon.

• 1:09:38Bobby Lee?

  Or, you know, Arsenal Cannon, or, um, what else? Um, you know, I mean.

• 1:09:45Speaker 04

  The heart?

• 1:09:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:47Bobby Lee?

  A heart, yeah. What's this when Koreans do this?

• 1:09:50Speaker 04

  No, it's this.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what, what is this?

• 1:09:52Speaker 04

  It's like heart.

• 1:09:53Speaker 03

  It's a heart.

• 1:09:53Speaker 04

  It's a heart.

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  When people wanna do this, I wanna just break it.

• 1:09:56Speaker 04

  Snap it off.

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, snap it off, yeah. Do you like this?

• 1:09:59Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I, I, yeah, I mean, I, I believe in love.

• 1:10:05Bobby Lee?

  What is this?

• 1:10:06Speaker 03

  If you, do you believe in love, Bobby?

• 1:10:08Bobby Lee?

  Wait, you work with?

• 1:10:09Speaker 04

  I'm in a.

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, you work with Oliver? Is that Oliver?

• 1:10:12Speaker 04

  I did, Oliver Hudson.

• 1:10:13Speaker 03

  Close friends.

• 1:10:14Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, you and Oliver work together?

• 1:10:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, we play boyfriend and girlfriend.

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  Is that a movie coming out?

• 1:10:19Speaker 04

  Um, on Wednesday, yes.

• 1:10:21Bobby Lee?

  No. And who else is in it?

• 1:10:24Speaker 04

  It's Alicia Silverstone and Melissa Joan Hart, Sabrina the Teenage Witch. And, uh, Pierce and Fode, yeah, sure.

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  I love Ollie. What a nice man, huh?

• 1:10:35Speaker 04

  Great man. One of my favorite scene partners, partners that I've ever had.

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's see, let's see, I don't think he'll pick up, but, um.

• 1:10:42Speaker 04

  Shall we both call him and see which one he answers?

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, that would be so angry.

• 1:10:50Speaker 03

  Hey, so.

• 1:10:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:51Speaker 03

  Um, he's doing that. Uh, in England, you guys have a good fashion sense. I love your fashion.

• 1:10:57Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 1:10:58Speaker 07

  Well, not Bobby Lee.

• 1:10:59Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:10:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, I'm so glad you picked up. You're on my podcast, you know who I have on?

• 1:11:04Speaker 07

  Who?

• 1:11:05Bobby Lee?

  Jamila.

• 1:11:06Speaker 04

  Hi, Oliver.

• 1:11:10Speaker 04

  Hi.

• 1:11:11Speaker 07

  She got on the Bobby Lee podcast, that's tough, I know she's big time, but.

• 1:11:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she is big time, you know, she really is big time. Um, what was it like working with her, Ollie?

• 1:11:21Speaker 04

  You've shut your mouth, Oliver.

• 1:11:23Speaker 07

  Uh, it was great, honestly, it was amazing, she had some, you had to get used to her for about three to five minutes, but.

• 1:11:35Speaker 07

  You know, it took a minute to get, to get used to her, she was just all out there, man, everything was just bang, bang, bang, it's like, okay.

• 1:11:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Who was easy, who was easier to work with, me or Jamila?

• 1:11:49Speaker 07

  Hi Jamila, I mean you was just, it was like just talking someone off a cliff every time.

• 1:11:57Speaker 07

  No, no belief in your ability, scared of everything, you know, afraid that Channing was gonna come down and fire.

• 1:12:08Bobby Lee?

  I know, dude, you real?

• 1:12:11Speaker 07

  Well, how about the one morning when you didn't show up to work for three hours? And I was calling you and calling you, I was nervous. I thought something had happened to you. And you just slept through your alarm, I guess.

• 1:12:26Bobby Lee?

  That was the worst morning of my life.

• 1:12:29Speaker 07

  Oh dude, I, I, I can't imagine that, I was.

• 1:12:32Speaker 04

  Whereas wasn't I professional, Oliver? I turned up with a hernia.

• 1:12:37Speaker 07

  Oh my god. I, I, if, if, I could never do what, what Jamila did. Every day she comes to work, it's like.

• 1:12:43Speaker 04

  Straight out of hospital.

• 1:12:44Speaker 07

  And this happens, something, something is that there's some sort of an ailment, she's throwing up, she's this, she's that. I mean, but she showed up every single morning, you know, with puke breath.

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  Did you, did you ever meet James Blake?

• 1:13:04Speaker 07

  Yeah, he was great.

• 1:13:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's, yeah, he's a great guy, yeah.

• 1:13:08Speaker 07

  He's a great guy, yeah.

• 1:13:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he probably has a bigger penis than you, I don't know.

• 1:13:14Speaker 07

  I don't know about that.

• 1:13:18Speaker 07

  It doesn't feel like he does. I mean, he's got an extra quarter inch because he's uncircumcised, I'm sure.

• 1:13:25Bobby Lee?

  Very good. You know what? I will agree. I will agree. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:29Speaker 07

  Well, yeah, for sure.

• 1:13:30Bobby Lee?

  Well, Ollie, thanks for picking up. I love you.

• 1:13:32Speaker 04

  Love you.

• 1:13:33Speaker 07

  Love you guys. Love you, Jammy. I'll see you tomorrow.

• 1:13:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:37Speaker 03

  Hey, Oliver.

• 1:13:39Speaker 03

  Oliver.

• 1:13:41Speaker 03

  He does know me. You don't know Oliver? I was on the episode with him. He called me fly boy. Was that? Yeah. Fly, no he did, wait, wait, what Oliver?

• 1:13:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, Jaime and Oliver, we're in the same episode here at Tiger Belly.

• 1:13:56Speaker 03

  Oh, I don't remember.

• 1:13:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:57Speaker 03

  Okay, I don't think he remembers. I think he remembers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

• 1:14:01Speaker 02

  Wait, um, what kind of sick do you get? I know, you know, you were actually the first person who openly talked about Aylard's Danlos?

• 1:14:07Speaker 04

  Yes, Aylard's Danlos Syndrome, do you have it?

• 1:14:09Speaker 02

  Um, my sister does.

• 1:14:10Speaker 04

  I'm sorry.

• 1:14:11Speaker 02

  But, um, it wasn't a thing, this was before TikTok, not everywhere on TikTok, you, you know, hear people talk about their autoimmune stuff.

• 1:14:17Speaker 04

  Oh, yes, it's the one where I pulled my cheeks ridiculously wide.

• 1:14:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was like a long time ago.

• 1:14:22Speaker 03

  Whoa. Whoa.

• 1:14:26Speaker 00

  Bobby, can you do that?

• 1:14:27Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:14:27Speaker 00

  How far can you go? Jaime, oh shoot, Jaime might have the same thing.

• 1:14:31Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:14:34Speaker 00

  I think we diagnosed this.

• 1:14:39Speaker 03

  That's incredible. Don't stop doing it, stop doing it.

• 1:14:42Speaker 02

  But you, you were the reason why it even like sparked the thing in her head.

• 1:14:47Speaker 04

  Loads of people got diagnosed after that video went viral. Yeah, it's Aylard's Danlos Syndrome, it's just a, a lack of collagen, uh, in my body. So that's kind of why I don't really age because my skin just sort of like a big elastic band, so is my body. Um, so I can kiss my own ass, I'm not gonna do it right now, Bobby, so stop asking. Um, but I'm, uh, but I, I can. Um, and so, yeah, so I, mostly I have lots of accidents and actually the accident that happened to me on set during Merry Little Xmas, um, out November 12th, uh, is, uh, is that I, I, we have, you can see that very tall, handsome, you know, cool drink of water or whatever the fuck you're supposed to call him, uh, on the end, there's Pearson Fode, he's jacked, like crazy, crazy jacked and he is working out all of the time.

• 1:15:31Speaker 04

  And so if you want to be friends with him, you have to be friends with him in a gym. So I went to the gym with him and he trained me. And went so hard that I got a hernia pulling up some weights.

• 1:15:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 1:15:43Speaker 04

  That I got hernia in my food tube, which I didn't know was a thing. So that's why I was vomiting all the time on set. So I was having to go to accident emergency and then turn up and like ski in this fucking movie.

• 1:15:56Bobby Lee?

  Did he, did he apologize?

• 1:15:58Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, of course.

• 1:16:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 1:16:00Speaker 04

  But it was not his fault that I'm made of, you know, um, I don't know, whatever the material and flubber is.

• 1:16:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, that's happens to my sister. She like doing nothing, she'll twist both of her ankles and she'll have teeth sprained ankles for six months.

• 1:16:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, for no reason.

• 1:16:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:14Speaker 04

  For no reason, but I was a Marvel supervillain and I did all my own stunts.

• 1:16:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:16:19Speaker 04

  I broke everything.

• 1:16:20Bobby Lee?

  November, when does this come out?

• 1:16:21Speaker 04

  November 12th on Netflix.

• 1:16:23Bobby Lee?

  This week. So this week, right now, if you're listening to me, go watch a Mary Little Xmas.

• 1:16:29Speaker 04

  And, and listen to my podcast, Wrong Terms.

• 1:16:31Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna get there. We're gonna fucking get there, man. What are you doing? We do one thing at a time, man. And she hulk.

• 1:16:40Speaker 04

  I'm just really excited.

• 1:16:41Bobby Lee?

  And she, that's already passed. If you wanna. She has a book, shame.

• 1:16:47Speaker 04

  12 years ago, I was on a radio show on the BBC.

• 1:16:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, we're doing current fucking promotion. Okay, but still. All right, so anyway.

• 1:16:59Speaker 04

  It was my birthday in February.

• 1:17:00Bobby Lee?

  And Mary. Happy birthday. And Mary, a little Xmas, right? You have a podcast called.

• 1:17:07Speaker 04

  Wrong Terms with Jameela Jamil. Out wherever you get your podcasts.

• 1:17:11Bobby Lee?

  Right. Did you have fun today?

• 1:17:13Speaker 04

  I had such a lovely time.

• 1:17:14Bobby Lee?

  That was so fun.

• 1:17:15Speaker 04

  I've been really confused, I've been disgusted at times. But I had a really lovely time, you're a lovely bunch of people and um, I've never felt like the least weird person in a room until today. So thank you for that.

• 1:17:31Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for coming. Jamila Jamil. Give her a round of applause everybody.

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