92: Peeing in the River

This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski analyzes her genealogical traits, recounts a river trip from a few years ago, and shares her newest TikTok obsession. 👕 Get your merch here: https://broski.shop/ Follow The Broski Report: https://www.linktr.ee/broskireporthttps://www.tiktok.com/@broskireport https://instagram.com/broskireport Follow Brittany: https://www.tiktok.com/@brittany_broski https://www.tiktok.com/@brittanybroski https://instagram.com/brittany_broski https://youtube.com/brittany_broski Follow Royal Court: https://www.youtube.com/@royalcourt https://www.tiktok.com/@bbroyalcourt https://www.instagram.com/royalcourt https://www.twitter.com/bbroyalcourt Brought to You By: SeatGeek – Get 10%-off Tickets – download the app and use code: BROSKI2025 Songs of the Week: Boys in the Better Land by Fontaines D. C. Starburster by Fontaines D. C. Which Witch by Florence & The Machine Reproductive Resources: https://aidaccess.org https://plancpills.org https://Ineedana.com https://ineedana.com https://www.reprolegalhelpline.org/ https://heyjane.com LGBTQ+ Resources: https://Translifeline.org https://translifeline.org https://Glaad.org https://glaad.org https://Pflag.org https://pflag.org https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ Climate Resources: https://Oceanconservancy.org https://oceanconservancy.org https://Climateemergencyfund.org https://climateemergencyfund.org Some helpful credible resources/links to help Free Palestine: Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund - https://www.pcrf.net/ UNICEF - https://www.unicefusa.org/stories/helping-gazas-children-cope-trauma Doctors Without Borders - https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/secure/give-monthly-double-your-impact-search-onetime-reverse-mobile?ms=ADD2301U3U49&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=BRAND. DWB_CKMSF-BRAND. DWB-GS-GS-ALL-DWBBrand. E-BO-ALL-RSA-RSARefresh.1-MONTHLY&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6PGxBhCVARIsAIumnWZpQAMikxPIRiPMfAjYsJZ-eHiRQV2pw7tu2Jlo6YL8Gk_uaTSwH0MaAtFGEALw_wc https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/secure/give-monthly-double-your-impact-search-onetime-reverse-mobile?ms=ADD2301U3U49&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=BRAND. DWB_CKMSF-BRAND. DWB-GS-GS-ALL-DWBBrand. E-BO-ALL-RSA-RSARefresh.1-MONTHLY&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6PGxBhCVARIsAIumnWZpQAMikxPIRiPMfAjYsJZ-eHiRQV2pw7tu2Jlo6YL8Gk_uaTSwH0MaAtFGEALw_wc World Central Kitchen - https://wck.org/ World Health Organization - https://www.who.int/ Headcount - https://www.headcount.org/ IG ACCOUNTS TO FOLLOW: @eye.on.palestine @aljazeeraenglish @palestinianyouthmovement @byplestia @motaz_azaiza @impact CHAPTERS: 00:00 – Intro 01:32 – Making Potions 02:04 – Fanfics 04:47 – Redbull & Cilantro 06:23 – Genealogy Traits 18:40 – River Trip 34:21 – Seafood Content 42:31 – Raw Oysters 49:30 – Songs of the Week 55:10 – Outro #brittanybroski, #broski, #broskination, #broskireport, #wattpad, #fanfic, #genealogy, #cilantro, #river, #tubin, #arianagrande, #tiktok, #seafood, #oysters, #arcticmonkeys, #fontainesdc, #florence, #music

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• 0:00Brittany Broski?

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• 0:42Speaker 01

  Direct from the Broski Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California. This is the Broski Report with your host, Brittany Broski.

• 0:51Brittany Broski?

  Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Can you see the lock screen on my cellular device? If you can zoom in, if you could do a crash zoom. It's MBJ. It's Dr. MBJ, Michael B. Jordan. Good morning, Broski Nation. Why do singers do this shit?

• 1:24Brittany Broski?

  You gotta lead the audience where you're headed. You gotta, you gotta mold them like some Neato. I've been interested and curious about investing in a Neato gumdrop. Y'all know those STEM toys? A Neato gumdrop. And it's gotta be the textured ones because I went over to Drew's house. We had a little cousin sleepover recently, and she had one of those Neato gumdrops. And I was going to work on that thing. I was really giving it a handy.

• 1:52Brittany Broski?

  I was, I was giving that thing a free HJ, okay? And I, I was, I was having a blast.

• 2:01Brittany Broski?

  Something that's on my heart today to speak to you guys about is this concoction sitting in front of me. I made gobbledygook for breakfast. I don't really know. Like, if you could see the sort of chunky quality to this, and I made it last night. So I don't even really remember what I put in it, because I was in it, I was in a fog. I was cleaning the kitchen, doing all this shit, I'm, I'm leaving for a trip today, and so I was cleaning out the fridge, and I was like, making dinner, and I was like, I should make a smoothie for the morning, I just started adding shit. It doesn't taste bad, but holy shit, it's gray. Gobbledygook. Okay, I made a potion. Sometimes, sometimes you have to put on your big girl panties, throw, throw your hair up in a bun.

• 2:46Brittany Broski?

  What is that fucking quote? Put on some gangster rap and handle it. Who the fuck made that, that tweet, first of all? And second of all, when it makes it to Etsy, and it's on mugs, and it's like a print you can print out and hang on your wall, that's when it's like, okay. Okay, guys, maybe let's sort of reassess what we're doing here. Throw your hair up in a bun and handle it, a messy bun.

• 3:15Brittany Broski?

  I throw my hair up in a messy bun and run downstairs to have my breakfast of orange juice when my mother tells me she sold me to One Direction. What a crazy fan. Here's the thing about modern cinema and literature today.

• 3:32Brittany Broski?

  I have yet to see the innovation, the creativity, the originality that was packaged in to 135-chapter Wattpad One Direction fanfiction. The ingenuity, is that the word I'm thinking of? The in, the in, in, inven, inventive?

• 3:59Brittany Broski?

  The inventive nature and quality to some of those stories. Make fun of them as you may. It's great storytelling. What do you mean your mother sold you to One Direction?

• 4:13Brittany Broski?

  And why was I reading this like, bless her heart? This is gonna be horrible, but it's not. Sold her to One Direction. Okay, sure. And for those that don't know, that was a famous fanfiction that went around in like 20, what was that, 2012, 2013 of on Wattpad of like, this quintessential Wattpad girl. I've talked about this so many times of like, she's rail thin, ghostly pale, like the most long gorgeous, healthy hair you could ever imagine, and she's effortlessly gorgeous and beautiful. She just wears her dirty fucking sneakers and her like skid mark stained underwear

• 4:54Brittany Broski?

  and she throws her hair up in a messy bun and she like, she gets to it. She handles it. Say it with me. She threw her hair up in a messy bun and she handled it.

• 5:08Speaker 03

  You have as many hours in the day as Beyonce.

• 5:12Brittany Broski?

  I just realized I look puffy as fuck in the camera, cause I just woke up. If you can't tell, I just slammed this shit. And let me tell you something, okay? Red Bull, I love you and I'm really not supposed to be drinking Red Bull right now post-surgery, but I have a problem. Uh, I'm not loving this flavor. This flavor tastes like perfume. Wild berries, this, the pink edition, Wild Boobies. I don't really know. This lesbian drink, I don't know. I drank the, I drank the pink edition Red Bull Wild Boobies flavor and it made me gay. Happy Pride. Anyway, uh, I'm not loving that flavor. Like I chugged it because of course I did and it tasted like I had sprayed perfume in my mouth.

• 5:57Brittany Broski?

  Like it wanted to be good. It wanted to be delicious, but I did not let it. My taste buds did not let it. But speaking of that, I am not a cilantro girl. Okay. I don't know. Some of you bitches are on my, on my team or on my side with this. I want to like cilantro. I want to be a girl that's like, on my taco, on my ceviche, on my fucking whatever. Throw as much cilantro as you can in there. I'm not that girl. I'm just not that girl and it makes me feel bad about myself. Cause I got the, it's not even a soap gene. I just don't like it. And you know what? They put cilantro in a lot of um, Thai food or Vietnamese food. And it just ruins it for me. I'm like, this would have been a perfect meal if it didn't have cilantro.

• 6:39Brittany Broski?

  It literally, it ruins my whole day when one of the dishes I'm eating has cilantro in it because I can't, I don't enjoy the flavor. Maybe it is the gene. Also, going back to that, the 23andMe thing I did, yeah, I know they're gonna like sell my information to fucking whoever. I don't know. I'm gonna delete my account. Don't yell at me. Anyway, I did 23andMe and you know, you can go through your traits. It'll take you through your traits. And um, I gotta put my sunglasses on. It's just a little bit, it's a little bit too much in here. And my sunglass lenses are all clouded up because my hair is greasy. So I don't, you guys need to fucking keep to yourselves. Repeat after me. Throw your hair up in a messy bun and fucking mind your business.

• 7:23Brittany Broski?

  That's Roski Nation's motto. Mind your business, shut the hell up, sit down, hands where I can see them. You have a right to representation. Anything you say can and will be used against you. That's the Roski Nation mantra. All right. What the fuck was I talking about?

• 7:44Brittany Broski?

  What was I talking about? Oh, I did the 23andMe and um,

• 7:49Brittany Broski?

  it is crazy how, I mean, it's not entirely accurate, right? It's kind of like astrology. You kind of pick and choose what applies. But it is crazy, I would say, an overwhelming percentage above what I anticipated is true for me. Like you can go through and be like, uh, you probably have thin hair. Yes. You probably uh, have this anti cilantro gene. Yes. Uh, actually, let me go through, I'm gonna go through and read them. Well, one more time. One more time. I'm gonna send them eh eh eh. You know what movie I think of for this song? Hotel Transylvania. Hotel Transylvania. Hotel Transylvania reboot the musical on Broadway, The Squeakles, starring the dolls.

• 8:36Brittany Broski?

  And then the, the poster is, "We put the trans in Transylvania." Alex Kunsani is Dracula. You see where I'm headed with this, okay? Smash hit. I'll write the musical. We'll get Lin-Manuel Miranda to write the music. Boom. It's the next six on Broadway. Y'all don't fucking see my, my vision. Okay. It's crazy what is on here because how would any of this ever be linked to jeans? Put your body on my jeans. Ability to match musical pitch. About a 50/50 chance of being able to match a musical pitch. I can match a musical pitch. Asparagus odor detection, likely can smell. Yes, and it makes my piss smell crazy. And I don't think that's just a me thing.

• 9:21Brittany Broski?

  I don't think that's just a Britney thing. I think if you're munching on asparagus, your piss is gonna smell nuclear. Bitter taste, likely can't taste. That's not true. Bunions, less likely than average to have a bunion. And take that to the fucking bank. I'm bunion-less. But however, if I would have been a ballerina, would I have been the greatest ballerina ever? Because I, I'm not prone to bunions. Cilantro taste aversion. Slightly higher odds of disliking cilantro. This is literally a trait on here. Fear of public speaking. Less likely to have a fear of public speaking. And period. Because I, I have the opposite of a fear of public speaking.

• 10:05Brittany Broski?

  I yearn to speak to the public. I yearn to deliver a message to the masses that ultimately is a message of joy and laughter. That's sort of my, my purpose and my mission and my mission statement and goal. Flat feet. Less likely than average to have flat feet. I've got a crazy arch in my foot to the point where I walk on the outsides of my feet sometimes. Every pair of Converse I've ever had, the outside is, is more worn down than the inside. I don't know why I walk like that. Hair thickness, less likely to have thick hair. Read, that was a read? And it's rude. Ice cream flavor preference. Like, what the f- how do you bitches fucking test this? More likely to prefer chocolate over vanilla ice cream. That is true.

• 10:50Brittany Broski?

  What, you ran my spit through a machine and it was like, she fucking loves a rocky road. No, she loves a rocky road, but not with the nuts in it. She likes the marshmallow in the rocky road. So let's do a rendition here without the nuts. And I know that's not really a rocky road anymore, but just hear me out. It'll be sort of like the Fallon flavor for Ben and Jerry's, how Jimmy Fallon got his own flavor. Crazy, by the way. And Brittany Broski's flavor will be rocky road, but no nuts. It's a nut-free zone. Mosquito bite frequency, likely bitten more often than others. Yeah! Every single summer growing up in Texas, I was riddled with mosquito bites. And some of my friends, they wouldn't even be touched. And we would always joke, because I go, "I've got sweet blood." It's because I'm so sweet.

• 11:34Brittany Broski?

  No, girl, it's because my ancestry had predetermined the sickly sweetness of my blood. My Irish ancestors were getting bitten up. That's why. Motion sickness, more likely to experience motion sickness. I don't really get motion sick. So you're a fucking liar. Photic sneeze reflex. Okay, I'm gonna Google this, but here's my prediction of what it means. Sometimes when you're exposed to bright light or sunlight rapidly, it makes you sneeze. Photic? Okay, let's, let's, let's Google it. Photic sneeze reflex.

• 12:18Brittany Broski?

  The photic sneeze reflex, also known as achew syndrome, is a condition where bright light triggers sneezing. I have this! I literally have this! That's crazy! How do you track that? Why looking at the sun can make you sneeze? What the fuck? It affects an estimated 18 to 35% of the population. While not fully understood, it is believed to be a genetic trait, with some theories suggesting a connection between the nervous system and the eyes.

• 12:54Brittany Broski?

  Holy shit. While sunlight is the most common trigger, other sources of bright light like camera flashes or certain types of lighting can also cause sneezing. The exact mechanism behind the reflex is still not fully understood, but some theories involve a connection between the eyes, nervous system, and the nasal passages. How crazy is that? And I think my Papa has this too. Have y'all ever heard of Achoo Syndrome? What the fuck? Is Google lying to me? This is about to be the Google episode, by the way. I have so much to get to. Sweet versus salty, likely prefer salty. True. Wake up time, likely to wake up around 8:57 a.m. You're fucking lying.

• 13:37Brittany Broski?

  If I wake up on my own, undisturbed, no alarms, dark, cold room, brown noise playing in the background, I'm waking up at noon. No earlier, no later. I'm waking up at noon. Because guess what? I went to bed at 4 a.m. So I'm getting a good night's sleep, but I had gone to bed at 4 a.m. My ideal, I think I've, I've touched on this before of like night owls. Where are my night owls? Raise your hands. Okay, put them down. Okay, raise them again. Okay, put them down.

• 14:12Brittany Broski?

  My night owls, I truly believe that it's a mindset of a night owl to find a bit of... Is recuse the word I'm thinking of? Recuse?

• 14:27Brittany Broski?

  Okay, that's actually not what I'm thinking of, so.

• 14:30Brittany Broski?

  Recuse is to challenge a judge, a prosecutor, or juror as unqualified. Oh, he recused himself. You've been recused. To perform legal duties because of a potential conflict of interest or lack of impartiality.

• 14:45Brittany Broski?

  A judge excusing oneself from a case. The Justice Department demanded that he recuse himself from the case. I'm thinking, um, reclus, reclus? A person who lives a solitary, recluse. A person who lives a solitary life and tends to avoid other people. I guess there is a bit of, I have a reclusive nature. Because I really enjoy my solitude. I enjoy being alone. However, of course, I love being with my friends, but the older I get, I know this is just kind of a natural thing that happens, but my social battery is waning very quickly. And it really takes a lot for me to build myself up because I spend a lot of time alone, traveling, working, doing whatever.

• 15:29Brittany Broski?

  But also, my job is incredibly collaborative, but a lot of it's over Zoom. You know, so I spend a lot of time alone in my house, and I like being at my house. But there is a certain level of accessibility when you work from your house, right? Like, you have to be on and accessible and on the phone all day. And if someone texts you, you have to respond. At night, that goes away. Everyone's asleep. And so when I'm awake, it's peace. And I can do whatever I want. I don't feel like I'm, it's like the Twilight Zone. Around that time where no one's bothering me. It feels like I'm the only person on earth and I can do the things I want to do without feeling guilty that I'm not doing other things. You know, that I'm not strategizing my business

• 16:12Brittany Broski?

  or working on future plans or writing music or writing episodes or brainstorming things. Like, that's my work. And while my work is creative, there are other sides to being a creative that really shouldn't overlap. You get what I'm saying? Like, there are some creative things that are just for you, and then there are some that you choose and you should share with the world. But there are certain things at night where I want to like try something or create something or just be unreachable.

• 16:51Brittany Broski?

  And that's why I stay up late like that because I can do whatever I want is what it feels like. And then I pay for it the next day. And I think that it's it's kind of touching on a larger thing of I don't build in free time for myself. So I have to create it sometimes at my own detriment. Like in theory, on the weekends, I should be able to do whatever I want and no one bother me. But I don't get all my work done during the week, so I have to work on the weekend sometimes. I usually film grocery reports on Sundays. So it's it's it's a difficult, but I've always been that way. I mean, even when I was in middle school, high school, I was staying up until 4am, doing whatever I wanted.

• 17:31Brittany Broski?

  And then I would wake up at 6:30 and just I was running on fumes, but I was doing it because I was a gifted and talented student. And I was running myself ragged because I needed to be validated for my my intelligence. For my intelligence and my endurance. It's nuts. I was doing all that in high school and like not sleeping. And I was doing all AP classes. I was working a job. I was doing theater. I was I was doing a a mock trial. I was doing all this shit. It's just crazy because I look back and I'm like, where did that energy come from? Because now I have to chug perfume Red Bull and do a fucking enema to like stay awake for four hours. I think that's to do with my diet too, and I just don't sleep at night. Anyway, um, I feel fine. I'm okay.

• 18:14Brittany Broski?

  Anyway, during the weekends, that should be the time to just like for 48 hours, I can do whatever I want. But I don't know, I'm not really a creature of the sun. I see the sun. Do you see my pale skin? It's ah, it sizzles me. I sat outside the other day. I even put sunscreen on. I sat outside in my little chair and I read my book for 35 minutes. I got a sunburn. Ah, like I have to do SPF 100. I'm not joking. I sprayed that SPF 30 on me. I might as well have sprayed water on myself. I might as well have put cooking oil on. I'm so fucking pale, but you know what?

• 18:55Brittany Broski?

  It's, there is nothing wrong with being overprotective for your skin, sitting in the sunlight. Like, my, my poor translucent, thin vampiric veiny skin, it can't last in the sunlight.

• 19:12Brittany Broski?

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• 19:49Speaker 04

  Hey, it's Niall Rogers, host of Before the Moment, a Lincoln original series. I'm driving across the country, meeting some of today's most fascinating artists. We're exploring the stories before the moment that changed everything. This week, I'm joined by Miguel.

• 20:07Speaker 05

  Man, I'm a black and Mexican kid from San Pedro, and I grew up in Inglewood as well. I never liked to be boxed in. Both of my parents colored outside of the line. I mean, even them being together at the time in LA was just not typical. And so I think that has always been a part of my DNA. There's a defiant something in me that feels like what we get to do with, with what we're given that's greater than us is to maybe connect people to ideas that they wouldn't naturally, you know, connect to. That's really me. I'm just kind of like defiant with love, though.

• 20:43Speaker 04

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• 20:52Brittany Broski?

  I gotta wear big hats, and I gotta wear sun shirts, and I gotta wear... I went to the river with Taylor like two years ago, and they made fun of me because we stopped at Buc-E's beforehand, okay? We stopped at Buc-E's because if y'all know, Buc-E's has anything you could ever need. If you've ever been on a road trip through the South... It's a grocery store. It's a convenience store. It's homemade wares. It's clothing. It's fishing gear. It's hunting gear. It's whatever. It's just the most southern fucking store. And we went to one of the big ones. I don't know if it was in Bastrop or wherever. We went to one of the like landmark stores. And because we were going to the river, I was like, I'll just get something at Buc-Ee's because I knew

• 21:33Brittany Broski?

  that Big Whitey was gonna get sunburned. I fucking knew it. And it's, I hate being sunburned. It's miserable. I'm in pain. I swell up. Don't touch me. Don't look at me. I'm in pain, right? I can't even laugh and joke and cackle and mumble because I'm in pain. And it's like, I gotta have other people smear aloe vera on me. I feel helpless. So I was like, I'm not gonna do that this time. We're gonna be on the river and this is the most redneck shit that we do. You get a bunch of tubes. Anyone from the south, you know about this. You get a bunch of tubes and you tie them together. So you're all floating together as one. And in the very middle of this tube circle is the cooler. Okay, the cooler gets its own tube.

• 22:18Brittany Broski?

  And we get the tubes with the, there's a bottom in it. Um, because they have the ones where, you know, you can do it like this and you can float in it with your body in the water. But these are the ones where you, you lean back like this and there's a bottom to it. Because the river gets kinda rocky sometimes. You don't want to scratch up your butthole. Or have something swim into your butthole. That wouldn't be fun. And so we put the cooler in the middle with a trash bag. They give you these little trash bags to put your cans and your whatever in. Where you, the place you rent your tubes from. And so you do that, you tie everyone together. And that way someone's on cooler duty. So it's like, pass me a claw, pass me a whatever, a high noon, a, a, a, um, a, um,

• 23:00Brittany Broski?

  you know, whatever, whatever we're drinking. Oh, Taylor loves a Michael, a Michelada. She loves a Michelob Ultra. Taylor's drink of choice, my bestie, Tato, her drink of choice is a, what does she call them? Red draw? It's just tomato juice and beer. Which I think it's the white people version of a Michelada. Which a Michelada has like the seasoning and the tahina around the rim and lime juice and whatever. And it's beer. But it's like, the white people version is just kind of V8 and beer. And so someone's on cooler duty. You know, passing out, whatever. And I opted for, I think the last time we went, I was actually doing, oh no, I was doing White Claws.

• 23:41Brittany Broski?

  And you get your own little koozie. It is just so much fucking fun. And then we have a little waterproof speaker, and then we DJ that way. And it's just a freaking blast. And sometimes the river gets faster, and you gotta hold on, whoa, all the tubes are doing this. And sometimes it slows down to a trickle, and the tubes get stuck, because the water's so shallow, and you get lodged on a rock. So you have to either scoot, and everyone has to scoot, or everyone has to get up, and we have to drag it. And sometimes there's rapids, and it gets scary. But we don't really do that. The last time we were on the river too, I was getting recognized. So imagine me, imagine me, okay? Oh, I didn't even finish the story. We went tubing, and I bought me a sun shirt. I bought me two sun shirts.

• 24:26Brittany Broski?

  And we went into the men's fishing section at Buc-E's. Because I was like, I need me a sun shirt. And we went over there, and of course, I got like a 6XL. And I got one that was patterned like water. It was patterned like sunlight rippling on the water. It was blue with a water pattern. And of course, Taylor made fun of me. Fuck you. And then I got another one, that was a Texas A&M one. And that one was a deep maroon, and I knew I was gonna be hot in it. So I never got around to wearing that one. So I wore my fucking blue moisture-wicking sun shirt.

• 25:07Brittany Broski?

  I didn't get sunburnt, because you bitches are laughing, but I didn't get sunburnt. So who's the real genius? I wore that over my swimsuit, so it looked like it is a big oversized top. Like, I looked like Ariana Grande in the water. I'll put up a photo right here. Tell me I don't look like Ariana Grande. This is basically Ariana Grande, if you think about it. I was doing, "I give you all I have," and so, it would hurt my legs, I'll like that in the tube.

• 25:37Brittany Broski?

  I never knew, I never knew. You remember Moonlight? I was addicted to that song. And then she got the tattoo of the moon. I'm such an orientator. Okay, so I did that. And then I had my straw hat. And then I had my glasses. I look like somebody's fucking dad. I always look like my dad. But in this instance, I looked like somebody's dad. And this was back when I had that bleached blonde hair. And it was about 40 inches of weave. And I did that on the fucking river. Sometimes you have to go through intense periods of self-discovery to land on something that you are intensely comfortable with.

• 26:22Brittany Broski?

  Okay, and I think that this is a perfect example of that. What the fuck was I doing? I was trying to figure out who I was. Amen. Can everyone say amen? I was very, very, uh, furiously trying to dive into what fits my aesthetic? What is my aesthetic? Who am I? What do I like? What do I want to exhibit and, and, uh, show to the world? And this was, I think, deep into my, in my country era. I was doing redneck. And that's fine. Because ultimately, at my core, I am a redneck. And that's fine. And there's a very true reality to that because my neck was red. Because I burn. Anyway, uh, what was I saying?

• 27:07Brittany Broski?

  Oh, on the river. I was getting recognized. What? We were on the, what river did we go to? The one in Fredericksburg? N- Nacogdoches? What's the one in Nacogdoches? That's not the Frio. What river is in Nacogdoches? Texas? Angelina River? No.

• 27:37Brittany Broski?

  No, it wasn't naggadocious. Where were we?

• 27:40Brittany Broski?

  What the hell?

• 27:43Brittany Broski?

  What the hell? What the hellie? What the hellie Mary? What the hellie Auntie?

• 27:48Brittany Broski?

  What rip? I couldn't even tell you. I don't even know what to fucking look up. Anyway, we're on the river. We're all tied together. It's probably eight or nine of us, maybe ten of us. And we're all tied together with the cooler in the middle. And here's something else I'll just be, I'll speak my truth about. When you're in that tube, and you're about six to seven White Claws deep, the way that I was, okay? You're pissing the tube. You're making boo-boo in the tube. And there's nothing that is inherently wrong there, other than maybe some environmental concerns. Cause whatever's coming out of my system, that's not, you shouldn't be swimming in that.

• 28:30Brittany Broski?

  No one should be swimming around in that. But ultimately, we are. Cause that's the river. And I live to tell the tale. I didn't even get a UTI. I didn't even get a UTI. And that's a badge of honor. So we're on the river. I'm pissing the tube.

• 28:46Brittany Broski?

  We're going over, whoa, going over rapids. Okay, it's, it's swishing the piss out of my tube. And I'm about five or six White Claws deep. That was the day I learned six White Claws is enough for me to blackout. My blackout point, six. And they weren't even tall boys. They were just normal WCs. And my, my poison of choice is mango. I'll do mango. My ranking is watermelon, actually. Mango.

• 29:14Brittany Broski?

  Strawberry. I like strawberry. And if nothing else, I'll do a lime. I'll do lime. I don't like any other flavor. I don't like cherry. I don't like raspberry. I don't like orange. I don't like any of that bullshit. I'll do a lemon. Okay, if there's not lime, I'll do lemon. That's my ranking. And if you don't have any of those, I'd rather just not drink, truly. I can't really drink anymore, cause my fuck gallbladder. Every doctor I've talked to, they're like, no alcohol. And I'm like, okay, but what does that mean?

• 29:43Brittany Broski?

  Right? If I'm doing six White Claws, can I have like four?

• 29:45Brittany Broski?

  Like, no drinking. Your liver is gonna burst. Okay, who fucking asked you? And who are you? Oh, you're my GI doctor? Oh. Oh, you're the one who did the surgery on my necrotic gallbl- oh, okay. Okay, maybe you know what you're talking about. Anyway, this is back when I was, you know, I was doing it. Six White Claws, that'll do it. So imagine me Six White Claws deep, having the time of my life. Pissing the tube, gibbin' and gabbin' with my bestie. I'm giggling and laughing. Oh, the laughter we had. We're listening to Tim McGraw and fucking Beer for My Horses. We're listening to Charlie XCX. That playlist is always such a...

• 30:29Brittany Broski?

  Because our friend group is gay, of course. So it's all gay music mixed in with like, me and Taylor's weird country music. So it'll be like, "365 Party Girl, French manicure, wipe away the residue." "Pun-nyap, pun-nyap, pun-nyap, pun-nyap." That'll be, "I was toting my pack along a dusty Amarillo road." And then everyone's like, "Oh, skip it." Me and Taylor singing, "Oh, it's so fun." Copperhead Road on the, on the, "On the river. I miss Texas. I miss Texas." Anyway, Six White Claws deep, we're on the river. We're floating, floating, floating, having a good time. I get recognized. Someone yells out, "Britney Broski!"

• 31:14Brittany Broski?

  I'm horrified, right? Because you're seeing me at my most vulnerable state. That is, I, I might as well have been naked. I might as well have been floating around naked. "Britney Broski!" I look around, there's a tube of girls across the river. How they saw me in my fucking middle-aged dad cosplay, I don't know. Maybe it was the 40-inch weave. "Britney Broski!" They start waving at me, one of them swims over. "Oh, not now." I was just pissed all over this tube. "Do not come over here!" "Don't!" I'm like, "Stop! Stop right where you are! Don't come closer!" They're like, "She's a bitch. She wouldn't take a photo with us."

• 31:59Brittany Broski?

  "No, mama, there's a turd floating over here and I just pissed the tube again." "That's for your own sake, okay? And I'm about to vomit in this tube." "Don't, do not come over here." They swam over. "I'm such a big fan, whatever." And they had this, uh, you know, those waterproof bags you could put your phone in. She swam over and she was real sweet. She was like, "I watch all your videos. I'm so..." "Is this Taylor?" And we're like, "Yeah." She was like, "I just love you guys, dah dah dah." She said, "Can I get a picture?" And I was like, "I'm literally like this, my guts hanging out, I'm hot, piss all on me." And I go, "Um, is it okay if we don't?" Just because, you know, like, I'm clearly blacked out.

• 32:43Brittany Broski?

  Like, I'm teetering on, I'm not really here mentally right now. And I said, "No." And I explained why. I was like, "I am very drunk and I'm just feeling like, "I don't really want to document this moment and I'm sorry for anything I might have or will say." And she started laughing. She's like, "That is totally fine. I saw y'all having fun and, and, uh, "Whatever, splash or whatever. I'll leave you guys to it. Y'all have a good day." And I was like, "This is what we hope and pray for, right? "Community, respect, love, shared joy, impact, friendship, laughter,

• 33:24Brittany Broski?

  "White claw, piss, asparagus piss, Charlie XCX, Lord." It's all you can hope for. Maybe occasionally Toby Keith, Tim McGraw, Brad Paisley. I used to fucking love Brad Paisley when I was in 4th grade. Oh my God, there was this song, this isn't a Brad Paisley song, but, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. He has a song with Dolly Parton called "When I Get Where I'm Going." Oh dude, go listen to that song. "When I Get Where I'm Going," Brad Paisley and Dolly Parton. It's about dying. It's about reconnecting with your loved ones. And of course, it's, it's got some Christian undertones, but, oh, that song still makes me cry. I don't know why.

• 34:08Brittany Broski?

  When I was in 4th, 5th grade, I was like, "This might be the best song ever written." He's also got another song called Mud on the Tires. Cause it's a good night to be out here soaking up the moonlight. Great song. There was this song I was obsessed with, not by Brad Paisley, I forget who it's by. Who sings it? Dirks Bentley. And it's called, it's called Trying to Stop Your Leaving. It is fantastic. There's another song called Watching Airplanes. I don't remember who sings that, but all of these are breakup songs, but just me as a 10 year old.

• 34:52Brittany Broski?

  I was like, this is so fucking me. This is me. They wrote this song for me with me in mind. I'm 10. I'm playing Webkinz and watching Hannah Montana. I'm like, God, trying to stop your leaving and I couldn't. Okay. Got a guitar on my back and I'm standing on this lonesome railroad track.

• 35:13Brittany Broski?

  Anyway.

• 35:15Brittany Broski?

  Yeah. God, take me back. Get me back to God's country. The river. Pissing in the river.

• 35:22Brittany Broski?

  Okay, let's move on.

• 35:23Brittany Broski?

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• 36:01Speaker 04

  Hey, it's Nile Rodgers, host of Before the Moment, a Lincoln original series. I'm driving across the country, meeting some of today's most fascinating artists. We're exploring the stories before the moment that changed everything. This week, I'm joined by breakout singer songwriter Alex Warren.

• 36:21Speaker 06

  To this day, Ordinary would not have done anything and I would have not been able to put it out if, if Book Talk didn't back it up. And if my wife and her friend didn't back it up. So pretty crazy how like. Just one thing.

• 36:32Speaker 04

  Right.

• 36:33Speaker 06

  I mean, you, I bet you, we could point to nine different things in our careers where it's just one thing, all of a sudden, if that one thing didn't happen, then I wouldn't be here.

• 36:40Speaker 04

  What you're talking about right now is what I've been talking about since the beginning of my career. There's these things outside of you that make everything happen. These other forces somehow came into contact with each other and helped propel you to this place.

• 36:58Speaker 06

  It's just insane.

• 36:59Speaker 04

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• 37:08Brittany Broski?

  I've been obsessed with this dude on TikTok for no reason. He's just my hyperfixation. When I take an edible, I'm like, gotta watch this guy. What's his name? By the Water. That's his username? I don't know his government name, but I really enjoy his videos. He does, um, he's like a seafood enthusiast. Do I love seafood? No. I'm not, I'm sort of a, a land animal enthusiast. I love chicken. I love turkey. There are some types of seafood I like. I like tuna. I like spicy tuna and smoked salmon. But even then, sometimes with salmon, I'm like, I, I, so he does usually crabs and oysters and he'll review this bullshit

• 37:52Brittany Broski?

  here and there, whatever, different restaurants, canned, whatever, or he'll cook it. I came across his series of videos where he does, uh, tend fish reviews. I'm new to the tend fish game. I'm, I'm not familiar with the tend fish game. Okay. I recently bought, you know that it like went viral, Fish Wife, Fish Wife canned fucking whatever, and it's a hundred dollars. I don't know. It's so expensive for no reason, but it's because the packaging is cute and you really don't get that much fish for what you're paying for. But I tried the, the Fish Wife. It's like salmon with Szechuan chili crisp. It was delicious. Me and Annabelle, one of my writers, we got very high and we just went to town on this

• 38:36Brittany Broski?

  can, because we're both, Annabelle's a very picky eater. I'm not really a picky eater, but I know what I like and I know what I don't like. I'm willing to try stuff. And so I bought it. I was like, let's go try this, this John. And so we went into the kitchen and it was one of those like high eating episodes where the fridge door was open and we were like crouched over the fridge door, like swapping the can back and forth, eating it with a toothpick. That shit was so, no, with chopsticks. We were eating it with chopsticks. That shit was so good. And it opened me up to a world of canned fish. And so that was the only one I had tried from that line. This dude, my guy by the water, he's gonna do a whole review. He does reviews of this.

• 39:22Speaker 07

  This brand of tin fish has become very popular and I'm gonna try every single one from the sampler pack and rate it from one to seven. Now, the ones we're gonna try today are the smoked rainbow trout. We're also gonna do the sardines with preserved lemons, sardines and hot pepper sauce. And I think this one is probably gonna be one of my favorites. We got the anchovy. I've had anchovy before and I didn't like them that much on their own, but I'm curious to see how these ones taste.

• 39:50Brittany Broski?

  Anchovies taste like, anchovies taste like,

• 39:59Brittany Broski?

  I just thought of something nasty and my mouth started to water like I was gonna vomit. Anchovies taste like what I think a urinal smells like. Anchovies are so fucking gross. I don't know how you bitches eat them. And anchovies usually have like the bone in it, right? And the bone and the eyeball and the this and the that and the fucking scrotum and the butthole of the fish. I don't want to eat the fish scrotum. I don't want to do that. I don't care if it makes a great Caesar salad dressing. Don't, just choked. I literally just choked thinking about it. I fucking hate anchovies. Okay, back to it.

• 40:38Speaker 07

  We have some albacore tuna in just some, with some Spanish lemon. And then albacore tuna in some olive oil as well. I also have the Szechuan chili crisp salmon that I'm gonna try as well. Now, I'm gonna start with the anchovies because I've had a history of anchovies before, but I didn't really like them too much.

• 40:59Speaker 07

  Now, the opinions out there are divided whether or not Fishwife is actually a good product, or if it's just a really cool-looking product. I mean, I do agree that their art is beautiful, so I'm curious to see if these anchovies are better than other anchovies I've had.

• 41:11Brittany Broski?

  This is my favorite canned content.

• 41:22Speaker 07

  Cans are a little stiff, a little harder to open than I've had with other ones. I don't know if that's a good thing or what.

• 41:34Speaker 07

  Be careful with these, because you could definitely, you could see yourself cutting yourself pretty easily with these.

• 41:42Speaker 07

  And you see, the tin didn't really open up as easy as like other anchovies I've had. Looking at the anchovies themselves, they do appear to be bigger than other anchovies I've had. See, I'm still struggling to get that.

• 41:51Brittany Broski?

  Imagine me, high out of my fucking mind, watching his account for two hours. Two hours of my night, me complaining earlier like, "I don't have time for myself, I'm busy all the time, I can't wait to..." Me, high at 6pm on a Wednesday night, doing this. I'm like, "Why did I ever have time for myself?" Because I always have time for myself. Because I neglect my business obligations to watch By the Water review canned tin fish. Anyway, he eats these crazy. Watch how he eats them.

• 42:31Speaker 07

  Not too anchovy of a smell. Just a normal, kind of fresh fish smell. They're definitely bigger than the other ones I've had before.

• 42:44Speaker 07

  Okay, here's our first one.

• 42:52Speaker 07

  Really salty, as expected. I mean, they're anchovies. But what I will say is they have the texture down. So I compared to other anchovies that were like

• 43:03Speaker 07

  hard, but at the same time mushy. These are firm, but they also have like some tenderness to them instead of mushiness.

• 43:11Brittany Broski?

  If you're a connoisseur a connoisseur of eclectic foods like this, By the Water is your guy. He's your guy. And he gives very, this screenshot's crazy, sorry. He gives very detailed reviews, which I appreciate, but here's the thing, right? I talked about this with perfume. If you're taking recommendations or advice from someone who is a self-proclaimed expert or lover of that thing, you gotta make sure your tastes overlap. Cause I always get recommendations from this guy I follow on TikTok for perfumes and we don't have the same taste. So he was like, the top five fragrances you need in your collection.

• 43:53Brittany Broski?

  I smelled some of them at Sephora or wherever the fuck in an airport wherever I am. Horrible, just the most sickly, sweet, nasty, like imagine wearing vanilla cake, marshmallow, Bombay, bonbon, macaron perfume in a hundred degree heat. I'm going to fucking vomit and then kill you. Cause you recommended me that bullshit, like there's a wearability to some, especially when you're selling it as like the fragrance of the summer, top five summer perfumes and it's just marshmallow. I'm also almost 30, I can't go around smelling like a marshmallow. That's just me, that's my personal preference, that's my whatever.

• 44:35Brittany Broski?

  But yeah, when I realized that, I was like, I really like the way he describes fragrances, but we don't have the same taste. So I can't really take what he says to the bank. You know what I mean? And cash it. This guy, I think he likes fishy seafood. So because of that reason, I don't know if I can take his recommendations, but I will say he ends up liking that smoked salmon with the Sejuan chili crisp from Fishwife. I liked it too. I liked it too. There's another one um from that company. I think I tried just the normal salmon. I did not like it because it was, you don't get enough and it also wasn't that good. So I don't know. I think he clearly likes the saltiness. I like the saltiness, but he likes the sort of fishy.

• 45:19Brittany Broski?

  He loves oysters. Hey, brother, we're not the same. We're not the same. But I will say when I see some of them dress up them oysters with the lemon juice and the Tabasco and the this and the that and sometimes there's, what else they put on them? Different types of hot sauce. And I see them, you know, they suck it back. I'm like, there's no fucking way you are doing that. And you're like, yeah, this texture is awesome. Oh, this texture is exactly what needs to be in my mouth. This texture needs to sit lightly on my tongue. Actually, there's a reason that they eat them so damn fast. How does the body process? How does the body process oysters?

• 46:04Brittany Broski?

  How does the human body, bruh? How does the human body process oysters?

• 46:13Brittany Broski?

  The human body process, do you chew oysters? Do you chew oysters? What? Oysters should be

• 46:26Brittany Broski?

  Yes, oysters should be chewed.

• 46:31Brittany Broski?

  Not swallowed whole. Chewing allows you to savor the full flavor profile of the oyster, including the briny oyster liqueur. Oyster liquor that enhances the taste. What the fuck is oyster liquor? I was making some Britney liquor in that tube in the, in the river. Let me tell you something. And nobody wants to taste Britney liquor. Chewing releases the full flavor of the oyster. Taking time to chew allows you to fully appreciate the delicate taste. And it allows you to release the salty, briny liquid within the shell. What?

• 47:11Brittany Broski?

  What is the rule for eating oysters? Enjoy them while they are fresh and kept cold on ice and are safe. The "our month" rule, September through April. What? Is a food tradition. Modern oyster farming practices and refrigeration make oysters safe to eat year round if sourced from reputable vendors. It's also recommended to enjoy oysters with a small fork to ensure they are detached from the shell before slurping them from the wide end. An oyster shooter? Can one person eat a dozen oysters? Most experts recommend eating no more than a dozen oysters a day. They're a great source of vitamins and minerals like zinc, but even those nutrients are important

• 47:55Brittany Broski?

  to have in moderation. Who was the first person to be like, "Clam shell, I need to suck on it. What if I put it in my mouth and suck on it and lick around and suck the juice and and put hot sauce and lemon and..." Like just digging around in the sand like, "Mmm, dinner." Oysters. That is a bug. Are oysters fish bugs? Are oysters mollusks? Oh, yes, oysters are mollusks. Ah, wow. Specifically bi-valve mollusks. They're a type of shellfish that have a two-part hinged shell.

• 48:37Brittany Broski?

  Mollusks are a large group of invertebrate animals known for their soft bodies and in many cases protective shells. Clams, mussels, scallops. I don't like any of that shit. Scallops, I will say, if a scallop is in a seafood dish that I'm eating, I'll bite into one, and it's tender, whatever, but usually it's not good. And so I push it off to the side. One of the only seafoods that I do enjoy, sometimes I'll get a craving for it, is shrimp. Sometimes I need like a barbecued shrimp, a shrimp with honey garlic, a shrimp with lemon garlic, a shrimp with cocktail sauce, a shrimp in a gumbo.

• 49:21Brittany Broski?

  A shrimp in a gumbo? I'd rather have crawfish, though. Sometime, you know, it's like, if it makes sense, whenever I'm in Spain, I'm like, "Oh, when in Spain, gotta do paella."

• 49:35Brittany Broski?

  The paella they make along the coast of Spain is fucking crazy to me, right? Because I don't like seafood. I don't love seafood. But if you're a seafood enthusiast, get to Barcelona now. You gotta get to Barcelona now. They served us this paella that I ordered. I ordered it, okay? They were, they just gave me what I ordered. At this, like, shitty touristy restaurant along the beach. We were like, "Oh, in the beach, let's go eat them," whatever. And it was for real, like, they grabbed a shrimp by the hand out of the ocean, yanked it out of the ocean, threw it on the grill, and then served it to me. It still had eyes, it still had antennas, it still had legs.

• 50:19Brittany Broski?

  It was like a krill. It looked like a krill. And then they just, wham, in that tomato sauce and rice. And I said, "Oh, oh, thank you." Oh, I'm stuffed. I, I, no, no, no, it was delicious. I was just stuffed.

• 50:39Brittany Broski?

  I just don't like seafood. If you served a chicken to me with the beak still on it, I wouldn't eat it either. You know what I mean? I'm a baby. I have to have a grown man, or woman, or non-binary person, prep my meat for me, because I'm a baby child. You give it to me with a beak, "I don't want it." It's so hard to meet your protein goals without eating meat. And like, not doing supplements. Like, I have to do supplements, otherwise I'll, I'll wither away. Anyway.

• 51:16Brittany Broski?

  I I will say this, super like duper respect for anyone who can shuck an oyster and swallow them bitches down. If you're going to a restaurant and ordering a dozen oysters, three dozen oysters for yourself, I see that and I see you in a, an adult bib and I say, "Respect." Respect, because I know what you're doing. I respect what you're doing over there. I just don't want to part in it. Like, you're, you're about to put in some work. You're about to go crazy on it and you're gonna prep it with a lemon juice and do all this. Anthony Bourdain loved oysters. I get it, okay? It's, it's a cultural thing for the oyster-loving community. Don't bring that shit around me, because I'll start to gag. I'll start to gag.

• 52:02Brittany Broski?

  Anyway, oyster versus clam. Oysters have rough, bumpy shells and a bold, salty, briny flavor and often enjoyed raw. Clams have smoother textured shells, milder flavor, usually cooked. Raw is nuts. Okay, I need to talk to you guys about my Songs of the Week. It's time. My Songs of the Week, there are gonna be two by Fontaine's DC, which by the way, I saw Arctic Monkeys in 2023? September 2023, saw Arctic Monkeys with Tato in Dallas or in Fort Worth.

• 52:43Brittany Broski?

  And Fontaine's DC opened for them and I remember thinking, "Who the fuck are these guys? Where's Alex Turner?" Because we were so excited. We showed up early. We were like, we had great seats. And then they played and I was kinda like, you know,

• 53:01Brittany Broski?

  and they're like, cool guys. You know, they're cool guys. I didn't know their lore. And so they came on shuffle recently and I was like, "Why does this sound familiar?" And I was telling Taylor, I was like, "I've been listening to this band, Fontaine's DC," and she was like, "Yeah, they opened for Arctic Monkeys." And I was like, "Oh, that's right." What a seal of approval of like this, I mean, they're Irish, right? Fontaine's DC is Irish.

• 53:26Brittany Broski?

  But Arctic Monkeys are such a rock band. What a seal of approval to open for someone as iconic as the Arctic Monkeys. So, uh, Fontaines, D.C. They're from Dublin. Irish post-punk band. And if any of you guys in Fontaines, D.C. want me, go ahead and just reach out to that business email because I'm around. Uh, my songs are Boys in the Better Lands and Starburst. I love those songs and they're on repeat and I get in this flow when I'm cleaning the kitchen or I'm like putting my, cleaning my room, putting my clothes away.

• 54:09Brittany Broski?

  And I'm just like, I don't know, it gets me hyped up and I'm kind of like about to tweak. You know what I mean? I'm like, and I start beating my chest and I start like jumping out of bed and like climbing, climbing my furniture. That's how it makes me feel. Okay, Fontaines, D.C. Another one I've been listening to a lot recently is Witch Witch by Florence and the Machine. I found this playlist on Spotify called Florence and the Machine's Witchiest Songs. And it's like Witch Witch, Seven Devils, Rabbit Hearts. What else is on there?

• 54:50Brittany Broski?

  Oh, Dreamgirl Evil, Big God, Jenny of Old Stones, which is the Game of Thrones song, Bedroom Hymns, Heavy in Your Arms, What the Water Gave Me. It's just, it's a great little playlist. So I found that. Those have kind of been it, just those three. I've really been, it's either like I'm doing witch or I'm doing, I will hit your business. I need, what are the lyrics to that song? I'm gonna hit your business if it's momentary blissness. Woo. Let's look up this genius, actually. I need to read these lyrics. "I wanna see you alone. I wanna sharp the stone. I wanna bounce the bone. I wanna mess with it.

• 55:32Brittany Broski?

  I wanna lay the devil, the whole crew on the sill. I want the preacher and pill. I wanna bless with it. I wanna head to a mass and get cast in it. That shit's funnier than any A-class in it. I wanna talk with the clown who has apologies down. Pay him 300 pound to take a class in it. I wanna bite the phone. I wanna bleed the tone. I wanna see you alone, alone, alone, lone. I wanna straight the shark and find me somewhere to park. Like the light when it's dark, it's dark. A few stars about make it feel like peace in a way. A complimentary round constellation got a twist in it for a GPO and all the hits in it. I'm gonna hit your business if it's momentary blissness."

• 56:16Brittany Broski?

  Okay, this is from the genius, I guess this is just fans sort of speculating. "The gasps heard at the end of each line refer to the gasps or quick breaths of someone experiencing a panic attack and expressed the story of a panic attack that Grain Chatten had in the London Tube Station which inspired the song." Whoa. "I wanna talk with a gag if it's a bottle or bag. I wanna strike with the sag. I need the friends from it. I wanna shot in the dark. I wanna make the mark. I wanna live the arc. I call the ends on it. I wanna..." I love them! "I wanna take the truth without a lens on it. My God-given insanity, it depends on it.

• 56:56Brittany Broski?

  How I feel, how I feel, I wanna kneel. I wanna keel over harder than a turned-up challenger. Do you inspire like the same did Salinger? I'm the pig on the Chinese calendar. I got a shadow like a 58 caliber. I wanna move like a new salamander. I love the carrion who's a real scavenger. It's moral tyranny keeping me from thee. Hit me for the day for the light that you suffered to come by, take to my sky." He's crazy. They're fucking, they're so period. I wanna know their, I need to like, actually, next episode, I'm gonna be fully tapped into this, so just know, I will return to this.

• 57:40Brittany Broski?

  And any Fontaines DC girls, or people in the comments, let me know where to start, and what the basis of the lore is, because I'm about to dive in headfirst. Because they've just come on shuffle, and I'm like, I like this, I like this. I think that'll pretty much do it for me, guys. I don't know what the fuck I talked about, this episode. What do I ever, I don't know what I ever talk about, but thanks for listening, I appreciate it. There is about to be a royal court that's gonna come out in the next month or so. That is so horny, it is so incredibly horny, I'm, I think I'm a changed woman.

• 58:20Brittany Broski?

  Like, I think it really impacted me in a way that is, um, I'm, I'm gonna be unpacking it for a while, so, be on the lookout for that. We got a bunch of exciting royal courts coming out, um, something very exciting coming out the end of this month, the end of May. Alright, if you guys want merch, go to broski.shop, you know the drill, broski report and moomoos, love you guys to goddamn death, be good, be safe, make good choices, okay, bye bye.

• 59:03Speaker 08

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• 59:16Speaker 09

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• 59:59Speaker 09

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