Adam Ray & The Tumor Coyote

Comedian and TigerBelly favorite Adam Ray joins the Slept Kingdom. We chat the Korean spa sitcom, baby name pitches, the blind Antarctica cruise, tumor coyote, Bobby's wedding speech, and who we'd eat first on a deserted island. Go to http://kalshi.com/r/TIGERBELLY to check out Kalshi. This link will apply code TIGERBELLY to unlock your rewards, Listeners can trade $25 and receive $25 with our exclusive offer Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/p06g4a8g #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N. A., pursuant to a license from Visa U. S. A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/BELLY http://www.hims.com/BELLY See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  I'd rather die.

• 1:31Speaker 01

  You don't want to be just like you?

• 1:33Bobby Lee?

  Than be attached to you in any sort of way. Imagine this, no sleep.

• 1:38Speaker 04

  No, I do snore.

• 1:39Bobby Lee?

  No, it's the poundings of the night.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  Dave.

• 2:13Speaker 05

  Hey.

• 2:13Bobby Lee?

  Dave, can you vouch for me, man?

• 2:15Speaker 01

  What's this guy's name?

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  Said I was chill.

• 2:17Speaker 05

  Oh, this is a, I don't know. I know, you don't know this.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  You're not allowed through, you lying bastard.

• 2:22Speaker 01

  Come on, man.

• 2:23Speaker 05

  Sorry, Dave.

• 2:24Bobby Lee?

  I also know Alan.

• 2:25Speaker 01

  No?

• 2:25Bobby Lee?

  Hey.

• 2:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, are you a Jew?

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  Uh, do I have to show you my penis? Cut that out.

• 2:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:30Speaker 00

  You gotta keep it in.

• 2:31Speaker 04

  You gotta keep it in now.

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  My bad. You are a Jew.

• 2:35Speaker 00

  Triple down, triple down.

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  Wow, yeah, triple down, yeah, yeah.

• 2:38Speaker 04

  Hey, it's me, Alan.

• 2:39Bobby Lee?

  What? Who are you?

• 2:41Speaker 04

  It's me, Alan.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Alan, thanks.

• 2:42Speaker 01

  You know who Alan is? He's a Wisp.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 2:45Speaker 01

  Have you, have you seen wisps?

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  Alan, I went to high school.

• 2:48Speaker 01

  What's up, bro?

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  Do the noise, do the Wisp noise.

• 2:50Speaker 01

  Yeah? I could do it too, because he taught me the language.

• 2:54Speaker 04

  Hey, Lupe.

• 3:00Bobby Lee?

  You want on, you want on your butthole? Verbally. Right? Go ahead.

• 3:06Speaker 05

  Oh, Alan.

• 3:06Speaker 01

  What's going, Alan, what's going on with this improv? I have no idea what's going on with this improv, Alan.

• 3:11Speaker 04

  We're just following.

• 3:12Speaker 01

  Run in.

• 3:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:13Speaker 01

  Anyway, good to see you.

• 3:14Speaker 04

  Good to see you.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  Adam Ray.

• 3:16Speaker 05

  You, Adam.

• 3:17Bobby Lee?

  On tour.

• 3:17Speaker 01

  On tour. Yeah. On tour, all over the place. AdamRayComedy.com for tickets. I'll be in your hometown of San Diego soon.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  Don't go to that one.

• 3:25Speaker 01

  At the Balboa Theater. The Grove before that. Going to Hawaii, your other hometown.

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna be there.

• 3:30Speaker 01

  Um, when?

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  When am I going?

• 3:32Speaker 00

  Uh, you're there at the same time?

• 3:34Speaker 05

  Oh, the 11th.

• 3:35Speaker 01

  Whoa. I'm playing the Washington State Fair. I'm playing Philly, Chicago.

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  Where is he?

• 3:40Speaker 01

  You're, you're there September 12th, 11th, 12th. Oh, bummer.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  No, but I'm there a week before.

• 3:46Speaker 00

  He's there, he's hang, you're there a week af- after even.

• 3:48Speaker 05

  How do you pronounce it?

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so when is he in town?

• 3:50Speaker 04

  Honolulu.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  I mean, they're the 18th to the 22nd.

• 3:52Speaker 00

  You leave the 17th.

• 3:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I leave.

• 3:55Speaker 01

  I get to the 16th.

• 3:56Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 3:57Speaker 01

  It'll be a night of fun.

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  No, you get to the 16th?

• 3:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  Because we're having your birthday dinner.

• 4:02Speaker 01

  On what day?

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  I guess it's the 16th.

• 4:05Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  And I'll make, I'll make reservations.

• 4:09Speaker 01

  Oh, let's go.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:11Speaker 05

  Dan's coming.

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  You have to sit at a different table.

• 4:12Speaker 01

  Fine, I just want to be around.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  What characters are you gonna bring? That's the whole thing about Adam. You know what, everyone, listen up. You want to go to dinner with Adam? He brings character. He brings lightsabers.

• 4:22Speaker 01

  I don't have that bad a personality disorder.

• 4:25Speaker 05

  That's kind of fun, though. I mean, multiple persons.

• 4:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:27Speaker 00

  In fact, I can make a noise right now, and you could turn into a character right now.

• 4:30Speaker 01

  Great. Is, let's do it.

• 4:32Speaker 05

  Fun.

• 4:33Speaker 01

  Wait. Holy moly. Hi, guys. Barry here.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Barry's here.

• 4:43Speaker 01

  Barry Katz, man.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  Hey, my man. Barry Katz, man, I'm an old manager myself, man. Barry Katz, man. I used to rep dang.

• 4:53Speaker 01

  Dang Cook, man.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  The dang Cook at the time.

• 4:55Speaker 01

  I still rep Brad Williams, I think.

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 4:57Speaker 01

  I'm not sure.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  I used, eh, I'm Barry Katz.

• 5:02Speaker 01

  Brad is a small guy with a big.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  There I am, Barry Katz, man. You know Barry Katz?

• 5:07Speaker 05

  I know Barry Katz.

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  Who did he used to rep?

• 5:10Speaker 05

  Brad Williams.

• 5:11Speaker 00

  You could be out of character for this.

• 5:13Speaker 05

  Oh, sorry.

• 5:15Speaker 00

  I was just asking you a question.

• 5:15Speaker 01

  Wait, do it again, now.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  Your character work is so bad, she can't even do NPC work.

• 5:21Speaker 04

  I feel you, I'm really bad too. I can't do accents.

• 5:24Speaker 01

  Make another noise.

• 5:25Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 5:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, I want to try it this time.

• 5:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you go, you go into one.

• 5:28Speaker 04

  Oh, no, okay, I'm scared. Okay, give it to me.

• 5:31Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  I'm not, I'm doing it.

• 5:33Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 5:33Speaker 05

  Oh, you're giving me?

• 5:34Speaker 01

  Bobby makes the noise. It's Bobby's game, he makes.

• 5:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing?

• 5:37Speaker 05

  I was gonna give a noise.

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  You're a noise giver?

• 5:39Speaker 05

  Okay, ready?

• 5:40Speaker 04

  Okay, I'm ready.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  What you talking about?

• 5:42Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  Jesus.

• 5:43Speaker 01

  All right.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Do that one.

• 5:45Speaker 01

  See, we can tread water here. Hey, it's me. Zooby-dee-zoo.

• 5:52Speaker 04

  Okay, okay, all right. Hey, hold on, let me try again.

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, man, goddammit, zooby-dee-dee-zoo's here again, man. Hey, it's me, zooby-dee-zoo. Hey, hey, man, Taylor? Who invited zooby-dee-zoo to this party?

• 6:02Speaker 01

  Man, I don't know, but if I had a Mountain Dew Coed Red, I'd pour it in his shoes.

• 6:05Speaker 04

  Oh, no. I, I did bring something for the party.

• 6:09Speaker 05

  Mountain Dew Coed Red?

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  Mountain Dew Coed Red.

• 6:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Let's get fucked up.

• 6:14Speaker 01

  What else you got there?

• 6:15Speaker 04

  Groundbreaking.

• 6:16Speaker 01

  You need to take groundling.

• 6:19Speaker 00

  He's a Second City guy.

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  You're a Second City guy.

• 6:20Speaker 04

  No, you know, like, I'm more.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  Chicago didn't do it for you.

• 6:22Speaker 04

  It's more like natural.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Second City didn't do it for you, and you do groundling.

• 6:26Speaker 04

  I should start over.

• 6:27Bobby Lee?

  Because it didn't work.

• 6:28Speaker 04

  It didn't work.

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it didn't. Catch. If I, if I may.

• 6:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, it was really good.

• 6:33Speaker 04

  Don't, thank you.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It was really good.

• 6:36Speaker 04

  No, it's really bad. I can't do characters at all.

• 6:37Speaker 01

  What would you have brought to the party if Kat didn't say Mountain Dew? Would you, what do you think? What did you think you had?

• 6:43Speaker 05

  Oh, good.

• 6:44Speaker 01

  When you, when you held that up? Instead of brought a gift?

• 6:46Speaker 04

  I was actually thinking Mountain Dew.

• 6:48Speaker 01

  Wow, great.

• 6:48Speaker 04

  I know, we.

• 6:49Speaker 05

  That's awesome.

• 6:50Speaker 04

  We connected.

• 6:51Speaker 05

  We connected in that.

• 6:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Well, let's.

• 6:53Speaker 04

  How nice, anyway.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Let's talk about something that's more important to our hearts.

• 6:57Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 6:57Speaker 04

  What?

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  If I may.

• 6:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 6:59Speaker 04

  What is it?

• 7:00Bobby Lee?

  It's, uh.

• 7:01Speaker 05

  Mountain Dew Coed Red.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 7:02Speaker 04

  Diet Coed.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  S E N. S E N, let's talk about it.

• 7:06Speaker 04

  S E N.

• 7:06Speaker 01

  Sen.

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  Sen. S E N.

• 7:09Speaker 05

  Sen.

• 7:10Speaker 04

  S C N.

• 7:11Bobby Lee?

  S E N, let's talk about it.

• 7:13Speaker 01

  S E N.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  Super.

• 7:14Speaker 05

  Super.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  Talk about it. L.

• 7:17Speaker 01

  Super.

• 7:18Speaker 05

  L. El Nino!

• 7:20Speaker 04

  It's warm as fuck.

• 7:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:21Speaker 01

  Nino, it's real.

• 7:23Speaker 05

  And windy.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  El Nino is real. That was global-horing Cheryl.

• 7:28Speaker 04

  RFK's back.

• 7:29Speaker 01

  El Nino's coming for us.

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  He's been in this room.

• 7:31Speaker 01

  Has he really?

• 7:32Speaker 04

  That's right, he has.

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  You had RFK on the show?

• 7:35Speaker 00

  And Cheryl.

• 7:35Speaker 01

  Wow, how was it?

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  And who, do we still, do we, are we getting him?

• 7:39Speaker 01

  Who?

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  Biden?

• 7:41Speaker 00

  He's next.

• 7:41Speaker 05

  Hunter.

• 7:42Speaker 04

  Hunter?

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  We get Hunter Biden next.

• 7:43Speaker 04

  Hunter is so hot to me.

• 7:45Speaker 01

  You want me to come and dress as Joe?

• 7:46Speaker 04

  Oh, yes. That's perfect.

• 7:50Speaker 01

  I'm just spitballing here. Birthday dinner, maybe I get to the real table.

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're never gonna get invited to the real table.

• 7:58Speaker 05

  That's.

• 7:58Speaker 04

  Why?

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that was rude.

• 8:00Speaker 04

  Because he's.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  You were invited.

• 8:01Speaker 01

  My pregnant wife said at the real table?

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you were invited to the real table 18 years ago.

• 8:06Speaker 00

  That's true.

• 8:07Speaker 01

  Bobby, you make me cry, dude.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you abandoned me.

• 8:10Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  For your own stardom.

• 8:12Speaker 01

  Not true at all.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  And your own capabilities.

• 8:14Speaker 01

  Not true at all.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you are.

• 8:15Speaker 01

  Not true at all.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  You've come, become a very big star. Congratulations.

• 8:18Speaker 01

  I wish I had the voice.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  Give him a round of applause.

• 8:20Speaker 04

  Yes. Huge star.

• 8:23Speaker 04

  Huge.

• 8:23Speaker 05

  Huge star.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Yes, what, no, here we go. How about, what do we do then? What do we?

• 8:29Speaker 01

  When you have my son on the podcast, you're gonna have me too.

• 8:33Speaker 01

  Don't do that when he's here.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm doing it. I'm doing it, dude, because I've been working on it, dude.

• 8:37Speaker 01

  All right, maybe I won't do Joe on the pod. Maybe you can just do it.

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  He says sunset, huh?

• 8:43Speaker 01

  You're gonna be a great old man, Bobby. Do you ever think about that?

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  I'm losing my mind now, so I think so. Yeah.

• 8:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, but at least you're able to monetize it.

• 8:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:51Speaker 01

  I don't know if you'll be able to monetize it in 20 years.

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  I didn't, I've been laying around.

• 8:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, good.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  As of late.

• 8:57Speaker 01

  Good.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  Pondering.

• 8:59Speaker 01

  Well, look, you got your spe- you got your special out of the way.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  We'll see.

• 9:03Speaker 01

  Not sure if it's going up. It's going up.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  It's go- we'll see.

• 9:07Speaker 01

  We'll see, great.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, um, but, um, what I want to say is that I've been laying around, as one does.

• 9:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  And ruminating, not ruminating, pondering.

• 9:14Speaker 05

  Pondering.

• 9:14Speaker 01

  Do you ponder more or ruminate more?

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  I've been pondering more than ruminating.

• 9:17Speaker 01

  I like that.

• 9:18Speaker 05

  Pondering's better.

• 9:18Speaker 01

  God. I do like that.

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  You know what?

• 9:21Speaker 01

  What?

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  You're a pro ponder.

• 9:23Speaker 05

  What's your latest ponder?

• 9:25Speaker 01

  Great question, Kat.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  No, what question is? Why can't you take a compliment?

• 9:29Speaker 01

  Great ponder.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  You're one of the greatest.

• 9:34Speaker 05

  Like Descartes.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  You're the Descartes.

• 9:37Speaker 01

  Descartes Noir.

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  You're the Descartes.

• 9:38Speaker 01

  It's Emir's favorite cologne.

• 9:40Speaker 05

  I ponder, therefore I am.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  That's a funny joke, though. You got it all, characters, funny jokes.

• 9:43Speaker 01

  Can I tell you?

• 9:46Speaker 01

  All right, you can be my therapist. When I was driving up here, I saw a coyote. The story gets better.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, can I guess?

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Can I guess? Was it, had a tumor on his face?

• 9:56Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 9:57Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:58Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  That's my cousin Dave.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and he has.

• 10:03Speaker 01

  And we're back.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  And we're back to physical deformity.

• 10:06Speaker 01

  Why? I saw three different cars stop, and we all stopped and kind of, I, I made eye contact with the car.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's a neighborhood coyote with a tumor on his face.

• 10:15Speaker 01

  I didn't know, it looked like he had been beaten by somebody that was like trying to fend off.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll tell you this, my friend.

• 10:22Speaker 01

  I felt really bad, even though that cat's not gonna eat somebody's dog.

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  If I may.

• 10:26Speaker 05

  But not well.

• 10:27Speaker 01

  Hopefully not before Bobby goes.

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  Hey.

• 10:30Speaker 05

  I didn't.

• 10:30Speaker 01

  Come on, is that not gonna get anything?

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  I said A.

• 10:34Speaker 04

  I liked it.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  I said A.

• 10:36Speaker 04

  I just got it.

• 10:38Speaker 04

  So let me say something.

• 10:41Speaker 04

  Maybe, maybe, maybe. Me talk, me talk.

• 10:43Speaker 01

  Me talk, me talk. It's a billion degrees.

• 10:45Speaker 04

  It's a billion degrees.

• 10:46Speaker 01

  How long has this coyote been pondering itself?

• 10:48Speaker 04

  I'll tell you this, friend, about the Coyote Dave. Okay?

• 10:52Speaker 05

  Is it Coyote Dave? That's the name of the day?

• 10:58Speaker 04

  This is so mean. What's going on?

• 11:00Speaker 01

  His eyes pierced.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  You know, I spent a long time with you in Australia.

• 11:04Speaker 01

  Oh, that's what this is.

• 11:05Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly what it is.

• 11:06Speaker 01

  Was that great? Wasn't it great?

• 11:07Speaker 04

  All openers at this table, too.

• 11:09Speaker 01

  Let's go. In Australia, too?

• 11:10Speaker 04

  No.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  No. He doesn't get the good ones.

• 11:12Speaker 01

  You just do like Pachanga.

• 11:15Speaker 01

  The Australia of California.

• 11:17Speaker 04

  Wait, he's, he still hasn't had me back on.

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why.

• 11:21Speaker 01

  Take me away from here. No, that's the Pachanga theme song.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, sorry, my bad. I was just running a promo song with you.

• 11:29Speaker 04

  No.

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  Do it again. Take me away from here, and it's not going well.

• 11:35Speaker 01

  Go ahead, go ahead.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, um, the other day, not a other day, a couple of months ago, I mentioned this on Bad Friends. I was turning the corner. It was, uh, dawn. You know what time of day that is?

• 11:46Speaker 05

  Morning, right?

• 11:46Speaker 01

  No, dawn's like five, six a.m.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're so good at that.

• 11:50Speaker 01

  Five thirty?

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Not only do you ponder, you're good at time calculations.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  And weather patterns.

• 11:58Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  So let me, what's going on?

• 12:00Speaker 04

  I'm getting ready for the story.

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  The story is this. I saw Dave on the street. My girlfriend was with me.

• 12:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  Keep that in.

• 12:08Speaker 01

  Great.

• 12:11Speaker 01

  Keep that in, too.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  And, um, we saw Dave on the middle of the street.

• 12:15Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  But there was, uh, something on his head.

• 12:19Speaker 05

  A hat?

• 12:20Speaker 01

  No.

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  Why would there be a hat?

• 12:21Speaker 01

  There'd be a hat, Cat. And I'm sorry to rhyme and

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:24Speaker 01

  so much disgust.

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  No, it was not.

• 12:27Speaker 01

  I get angry at rhyme.

• 12:28Bobby Lee?

  Like one of those propeller hats?

• 12:31Speaker 01

  To distract from his tumor. What would you do?

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, that's right.

• 12:34Speaker 01

  What would you do?

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  You're right.

• 12:35Speaker 01

  Dave is a pioneer.

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Phantom of the Opera mask, maybe?

• 12:38Speaker 01

  Who's this? Dr. Patch Adams? Here, where, where this helicopter hat, you tumor coyote?

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 12:43Speaker 01

  You tumor dog? Great band name, Tumor Dog?

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  Or maybe a Hannibal Lecter?

• 12:46Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 12:47Speaker 01

  Or a scream mask, yeah.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  Something.

• 12:49Speaker 04

  Let's hide it. Something to.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, on the head was a, um...

• 12:54Speaker 01

  Tumor.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  No, no, tumor, tumor, on the

• 12:56Speaker 05

  Tumor, right?

• 12:56Speaker 01

  Get to the tumor.

• 12:57Bobby Lee?

  If you do Arnold Schwarzenegger tumor again on this podcast, I'll tell you this.

• 13:00Speaker 01

  I'm out.

• 13:01Bobby Lee?

  You're out of here.

• 13:02Speaker 01

  I'm out of here.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 13:03Speaker 01

  Tumor.

• 13:05Speaker 01

  Get to the tumor. I'll be back. With the tumor.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  With the tumor.

• 13:10Speaker 01

  With the tumor. Worst doctor ever.

• 13:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Good movie. Good movie.

• 13:14Speaker 01

  Great movie.

• 13:15Bobby Lee?

  Kindergarten Cop?

• 13:16Speaker 01

  Oh, my God, one of the best.

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  Hello. So anyway, uh, can I finish the story?

• 13:20Speaker 04

  Boys have a penis and

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  There was a hummingbird on Dave's head.

• 13:27Speaker 05

  Oh, on the tumor?

• 13:28Speaker 04

  On the tumor?

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Not on the tumor part, on the top of his tumorless head.

• 13:32Speaker 01

  Oh, this is pre-tumor.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  And when I, no, the tumor was there.

• 13:36Speaker 01

  Gotcha.

• 13:36Speaker 05

  And he also had the

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  So what I realized is I'm in an MBC. Not MBC, I'm in a simulation.

• 13:42Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Because that, why would that ever happen?

• 13:47Speaker 01

  Why would a hummingbird land? This feels like a weird

• 13:49Speaker 04

  Here a tumor?

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't just flying around it like, hey, check out this coyote head. It was on, there he is. Is that him? Yeah, it was on the top of that head.

• 13:58Speaker 01

  By the way, it's gotten worse because the tumor that I just saw was in the middle of his face.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's gotten worse.

• 14:03Speaker 01

  So it's moving.

• 14:04Speaker 04

  It's grown.

• 14:05Speaker 01

  Literally, the tumor was like in the middle, like he was cranking from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

• 14:09Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  It's a sad movie. And let's not give him that. That's a sad movie.

• 14:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  That, what are the saddest movies?

• 14:16Speaker 01

  Sophie's Choice.

• 14:17Speaker 04

  Schindler's List.

• 14:18Speaker 01

  And Two Girls One Cup.

• 14:19Speaker 04

  Are you Jewish?

• 14:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:21Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  And I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable, but anyway, um...

• 14:24Speaker 01

  Your voice went up so high when you

• 14:26Speaker 04

  So high. No, I was scared.

• 14:27Speaker 01

  Oh, okay. I don't know what to do now.

• 14:30Speaker 04

  I don't know. I don't know if you're offended by any of what he said.

• 14:33Speaker 01

  No, no, I've known

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  Dude, he's beyond brotherhood.

• 14:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, this is, you could say anything.

• 14:37Speaker 04

  Beyond.

• 14:38Speaker 01

  Bobby's a step away from like, you know, me walking in on him with my wife, like a step away from that. That's not

• 14:43Speaker 04

  Close.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  But yeah.

• 14:44Speaker 04

  Half a step.

• 14:45Speaker 01

  Half a step away.

• 14:45Speaker 04

  Half a step away from that.

• 14:46Speaker 01

  Half a step away.

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:47Speaker 01

  We're that close.

• 14:47Speaker 04

  It's not even a step. It's just like, I just have to lean.

• 14:49Speaker 01

  Lean, lean over, yeah.

• 14:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it.

• 14:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:52Speaker 05

  And she

• 14:52Speaker 04

  Beautiful wife, by the way.

• 14:53Speaker 01

  Thank you so much. Six months pregnant.

• 14:55Speaker 04

  Muzzle.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations.

• 14:56Speaker 01

  And have a baby girl. You're gonna meet an uncle.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Never gonna meet him.

• 14:59Speaker 01

  Her.

• 15:00Speaker 04

  Her.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Whatever. I'll tell you why.

• 15:02Speaker 01

  Her for now.

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you why?

• 15:03Speaker 01

  Whatever she wants.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Um, it's fifty-fifty with me, guys.

• 15:06Speaker 01

  On kids?

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, comedy kids. I've met fifty of them.

• 15:10Speaker 01

  Great band name.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  Percent of them.

• 15:11Speaker 01

  Opening for Tumor Dog. Comedy kids.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And, um, I, I've only

• 15:17Speaker 01

  You're not a fan?

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  Met half of them.

• 15:18Speaker 01

  Well, you've met what, like, like Al's?

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  I met Esther's babies. I'll tell you the babies I've met.

• 15:24Speaker 01

  Uh, we're okay. Uh, Cat, when, um,

• 15:26Speaker 05

  No, I don't have kids.

• 15:27Speaker 01

  Okay, great.

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  Al's.

• 15:29Speaker 01

  Magical's. He's got teenagers, though, right? So those aren't really

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  They're in the high, college.

• 15:33Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 15:33Speaker 04

  Wait, what's your problem? That they're not funny?

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  No, I love kids.

• 15:36Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm just telling you the, the comedy friends that I have that have kids that I've met.

• 15:40Speaker 01

  That you, and you like them all?

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't want to do that.

• 15:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 15:44Speaker 01

  I don't want, I don't want you to do

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  Put me in a corner.

• 15:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  But I

• 15:46Speaker 01

  Nobody puts Bobby in a corner.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  I'll express it. I'll give you one to ten.

• 15:51Speaker 05

  Tell us.

• 15:51Speaker 01

  I love that. Boy, but this, this, what an emotional roller coaster. You go, I don't want to do that. You know what? I'll rate him one to ten.

• 15:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:57Speaker 04

  Give us one.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  A what?

• 15:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, so Esther's

• 16:00Speaker 04

  The one.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  Esther's babies. I think genetically, tens.

• 16:05Speaker 01

  Great.

• 16:05Speaker 05

  How about Al Magical?

• 16:06Speaker 01

  Al Magical's kid.

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  Good kids. I mean, they're just like soldier boys.

• 16:09Speaker 01

  Bill Burr's kids.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  And girls.

• 16:10Speaker 01

  Soldier boy.

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what else I said.

• 16:12Speaker 01

  Have you met Bill Burr's kids?

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  I have.

• 16:13Speaker 01

  And?

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  Beautiful.

• 16:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:15Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, beautiful kids.

• 16:16Speaker 01

  Sharp, as, as angry and

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what's wrong with me, but I feel like there's lines and boundaries that I'm crossing over.

• 16:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, but that's, that's what podcasting is. That's what life is, you know?

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  The way I'm, my body's tilted now, it's a new direction.

• 16:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, I haven't seen you kind of sit like

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is a new way of sitting.

• 16:32Speaker 01

  It's very radio DJ host.

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, dude.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  Where you're get, where you're not giving

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm influenced, I'm influenced by the greats.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  If I may.

• 16:40Speaker 04

  Who's that?

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  The Howard Sterns.

• 16:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  These types of characters.

• 16:43Speaker 01

  You're at the same angle of a, of a big disc jockey.

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you.

• 16:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, that's what they say.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  That's what they do.

• 16:49Speaker 01

  Say this right now. Say, say, uh, call, uh, call the phrase that pays, star one oh one point five. We got two tickets for John Mayer at the Palladium tonight.

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  That's a lot.

• 16:55Speaker 04

  That's too much for

• 16:56Speaker 05

  Okay, okay.

• 16:57Speaker 01

  One more time. Say Bobby Lee at star ninety-eight point five.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Bobby Lee, star ninety-eight point five.

• 17:01Speaker 01

  We got two tickets to give away to John Mayer at the Palladium tonight.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  And we got two tickets to give away to John Mayer at the Palladium.

• 17:05Speaker 01

  Call right now with the phrase that pays.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  In the phrase that pays.

• 17:08Speaker 01

  I'd listen to this.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, welcome. And everyone loves a little early morning Smashing Pumpkins.

• 17:15Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, yeah.

• 17:16Speaker 04

  Ring, ring. We got a caller.

• 17:17Speaker 01

  We got a caller.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 17:19Speaker 05

  Hi.

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 17:20Speaker 05

  It's Janice.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  My name is Rube Dishewitz.

• 17:23Speaker 05

  Hi, Rube.

• 17:25Speaker 04

  Rube Dishewitz. Are you talking to Rube?

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  I'm talking to Rube. He's my psychic.

• 17:30Speaker 04

  I'm so excited. You're talking to Rube.

• 17:32Speaker 05

  I know. It's Janice, Janice. Hi, Rube.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait. Well, let's talk to my psychic there. Dong.

• 17:38Speaker 04

  Me? Oh, it's Dong.

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I Dong.

• 17:40Speaker 04

  You're on with Rube.

• 17:41Speaker 01

  Oh, you know that classic radio show, Reuben Dong?

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Reuben Dong.

• 17:45Speaker 01

  Rube Dishewitz.

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  Early morning.

• 17:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, early morning.

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 17:48Speaker 04

  Someone say Dong and Rube.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  That was Smashing Pumpkins.

• 17:50Speaker 05

  I'm so excited. I'm just calling in because I was hoping to get those Smashing Pumping tickets.

• 17:54Speaker 04

  It's not pumping.

• 17:55Bobby Lee?

  Well, first of all, that's not the right band.

• 17:57Speaker 04

  She doesn't know the band.

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  Smashing Pumpkins? Yeah, yeah. Also, we're not like, you know, public radio. We can swear. Fuck you, bitch.

• 18:04Speaker 04

  You're being a real bitch today.

• 18:05Bobby Lee?

  You're a real bitch. All right, what's your name, caller?

• 18:09Speaker 05

  My name's Jennifer.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  Jan, Jennifer? Fuck you, bitch.

• 18:12Speaker 01

  I thought your name was Janice.

• 18:13Speaker 04

  She said Janice. I can't, we can't trust her.

• 18:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dong.

• 18:17Speaker 04

  Next caller.

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  Next caller, Dong.

• 18:19Speaker 05

  Ding, ding, ding. Hi.

• 18:21Speaker 04

  Who's this?

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  Is this Janice?

• 18:23Speaker 05

  It's Janice.

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  Fuck. What's up?

• 18:25Speaker 05

  I was hoping you had those, those tickets for Oi Sai.

• 18:29Speaker 04

  That's not it at all. We're giving away

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  There's another male caller coming over.

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

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• 18:47Speaker 04

  Events.

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

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• 18:57Speaker 04

  I didn't.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  You're not playing against the house.

• 18:59Speaker 04

  Ooh, okay.

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  You're playing against you and me, compadre.

• 19:03Speaker 04

  All right.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

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• 19:13Speaker 04

  Trade.

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  Trade, baby.

• 19:15Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 19:16Speaker 05

  Beyond the NFL, Calshi has markets across sports, politics, culture, entertainment, and more.

• 19:22Bobby Lee?

  Calshi is CFTC regulated and federally approved. Calshi is available across the U.S., including states such as California and Texas. Let's go to the little graph of what I'm gonna vote on.

• 19:32Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 19:33Speaker 04

  We got some NFL game.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  It says the Patriots, but I'm gonna go with the Patriots, even though it has this thirty-eight percent because I like to make money here, baby.

• 19:40Speaker 05

  I like the Patriots because of the colors.

• 19:43Speaker 04

  Okay, that's a good pick. Uh,

• 19:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:45Speaker 04

  Why are you going Seahawks, Peter?

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna go Seahawks because I'm a little more risk averse, so I'm gonna look at the sixty-two percent and be like, all right, let's ride that.

• 19:53Speaker 01

  They go to rugby.

• 19:54Bobby Lee?

  I love rugby.

• 19:55Speaker 04

  Tell me about your favorite team, dude.

• 19:57Speaker 01

  Well, I love the Brisbane Broncos. I was just there.

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Brisbane. I, I'm more of a Melbourne Storm guy.

• 20:02Speaker 01

  You don't know about the Storm.

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:04Speaker 05

  Coming.

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't know much.

• 20:06Speaker 01

  You don't know much about it.

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

  But I know Melbourne is gay.

• 20:07Speaker 01

  Name me one guy from the Melbourne Storm.

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  Um, Toto?

• 20:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, Toto.

• 20:12Speaker 05

  Toto.

• 20:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, Toto, Toto.

• 20:14Bobby Lee?

  Toto Diego.

• 20:14Speaker 01

  Toto, Toto, Toto, Toto Diego.

• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, yeah, I love him. I've been following him since college.

• 20:19Speaker 04

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• 20:54Bobby Lee?

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• 21:10Speaker 05

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• 21:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think what's really cool about Cash App, too, is they offer

• 21:26Speaker 06

  Such a competitive interest rate. I mean, I think it's like, it's, it's one of the highest in the nation. It's incredible. So I'm a big fan of that. You can't let your money sit around and do nothing, gather dust. You gotta get that, you gotta get that interest and Cash App offers it in such an easy way.

• 21:39Speaker 05

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• 21:40Speaker 00

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• 21:42Speaker 06

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• 21:53Speaker 00

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• 22:32Speaker 00

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• 23:16Speaker 00

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• 23:31Speaker 05

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• 24:08Speaker 00

  We're giving away.

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  There's another male caller coming on.

• 24:13Speaker 00

  And he's white.

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hello, I'm Rue and.

• 24:18Speaker 01

  Have you found my rattlesnake?

• 24:19Speaker 00

  It's RFK.

• 24:20Bobby Lee?

  RFK, every week he calls in.

• 24:23Speaker 01

  When are you gonna play, when are you gonna play some bare naked ladies?

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  We have some questions. Dong has petrified Lyme disease coagulated in his butthole. What can we do about it?

• 24:33Speaker 01

  Well, first of all, you wanna take, don't take any Tylenol, but you might wanna take a gusher and squeeze the gusher juice into your belly button.

• 24:43Bobby Lee?

  And sorry, Dong, how much gusher, gusher juice do you have?

• 24:48Speaker 01

  How much gusher juice do you have?

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  That's some from the Diddy party.

• 24:50Speaker 01

  Don't eat any blueberries.

• 24:52Speaker 00

  Don't eat, oh, that's all I've been eating is blueberries.

• 24:55Speaker 01

  Well, you're gonna die or get AIDS.

• 24:58Speaker 00

  I thought we could live with AIDS now.

• 25:00Bobby Lee?

  He had it five, he had it five times, he beat it five times.

• 25:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, congratulations.

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  Six times the charm, I guess.

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, good, good call.

• 25:10Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 25:11Bobby Lee?

  Bye, RFK.

• 25:12Speaker 01

  Bye.

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, thanks for listening. Here's Nirvana.

• 25:17Speaker 05

  Nirvana.

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  A new song.

• 25:22Speaker 01

  By the way, did you hear no one? None of us clearly know any Nirvana songs.

• 25:27Speaker 00

  We all went.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  You AI Nirvana song.

• 25:49Bobby Lee?

  AI needs some work.

• 25:49Speaker 01

  Cut.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cut.

• 25:51Speaker 01

  That was great.

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  I don't think any of you is usable. I don't think any of this.

• 25:58Speaker 01

  All getting cut.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  It's all getting cut.

• 26:00Speaker 01

  I had fun.

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I had fun with the Nirvana too.

• 26:03Speaker 05

  I had fun too.

• 26:04Speaker 01

  I like singing.

• 26:05Speaker 05

  Hey, Adam.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 26:08Speaker 05

  I, I was just gonna.

• 26:09Speaker 01

  Ooh, a real question.

• 26:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, I was.

• 26:12Bobby Lee?

  What is that supposed to mean?

• 26:13Speaker 01

  Nothing, nothing.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  What is that supposed to mean, Adam?

• 26:16Speaker 01

  You know what? It means what it means, but it also means nothing.

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  No, it means, obviously means something because you said it.

• 26:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was a joke because I'm always trying to be in the bit boat, you know?

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you are the, you know what?

• 26:29Speaker 01

  Trying to be in the bit boat.

• 26:30Speaker 05

  In the bit boat.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  Bit boat?

• 26:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, bit boat. I'm going bits or not. Quick, quick, I'll come back to that question.

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  Proco.

• 26:35Speaker 01

  Sometimes you can be in the bit boat and it gets you into trouble. When we were on our pregnancy journey, I had to go get my swimmers tested, right? You gotta.

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  Can you stop bringing that up?

• 26:43Speaker 01

  Why?

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  It, it lost its power.

• 26:46Speaker 01

  Great, but now there's a, but now.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  I mean, how many congratulations do you need? It lost its power.

• 26:52Speaker 00

  Dude, it lost its power.

• 26:54Speaker 01

  Very funny.

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  No one gives a fuck about the journey.

• 26:56Speaker 01

  I love this. I love this, dude.

• 26:57Speaker 05

  I actually do care about the journey.

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  Or tell them about the journey because I wanna, I'm not gonna.

• 26:59Speaker 01

  By the way, you sound like Bill Burr's kid. I don't give a fuck about your baby.

• 27:05Speaker 01

  So fuck your swimmers and fuck your fucking shit. I don't fucking know. So, so I'm getting them tested and I'm always trying to make jokes and it's very nerve wracking. You get in there, you gotta put your stuff in a cup. There's, there was a DVD player, but no, no DVDs. So I was like, am I supposed to use my imagination? And I popped my head out and the guy goes, do you need anything? I go, yeah, you didn't, uh, I didn't, he goes, second drawer for all the movies. He goes, there's like a thousand. I go, that feels like too many. But, uh, and then he goes, and then I open it up and, and, uh, and I see there's every flavor. There was, you know, black, white, wheelchair, Asian, and then I popped my head back out.

• 27:36Speaker 01

  Let me finish. And I popped my head back out and he goes, do you have everything you need? Are the movies up to your like liking? To make a joke, because I was nervous. I go, you have Air Bud 5? Now, that's a joke to me clearly. And he looked at me and was like, uh. Like.

• 27:51Speaker 00

  Oh, you got down.

• 27:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:53Speaker 00

  Did he slip it to you?

• 27:54Speaker 01

  Said it.

• 27:55Speaker 00

  Did he slip it to you? It's like right here?

• 27:57Speaker 01

  Gave you the move. Yes, I put on Air Bud and I ejaculated. Is that what you're looking for?

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  Hey Dong, what kind of question is that?

• 28:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, Dong, dude, I'm trying to pour my heart out.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  Dong, he was being real and then you made a.

• 28:08Speaker 01

  You're disrespecting me and my pregnant wife. Did I tell you my wife is pregnant? It's been months.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations.

• 28:13Speaker 01

  Oh, you know what?

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  Tell us about the journey.

• 28:15Speaker 01

  I feel like it lost its power.

• 28:16Bobby Lee?

  Tell us about the journey.

• 28:18Speaker 05

  Uh, I'd still like to ask a question.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead, Cat, Cat. You're good at motherly things.

• 28:22Speaker 05

  I think you.

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  You're a nurturer at heart.

• 28:23Speaker 01

  You are a nurturer.

• 28:24Speaker 05

  I appreciate that. Um, is there, I've got two questions. Is there, um, a part of being a parent that you are the most nervous for?

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, yeah.

• 28:34Speaker 00

  A parent yet.

• 28:35Speaker 05

  What? But yeah, about being one.

• 28:37Speaker 01

  Uh, yes, I'd say, um, bringing them into this crazy world.

• 28:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:43Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, I don't know. I'm gonna wanna let them do whatever. Discipline?

• 28:48Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not.

• 28:49Speaker 05

  How are you gonna discipline your daughter?

• 28:51Speaker 01

  Great question. As long as she doesn't go on any reality dating shows, I think I'm fine.

• 28:55Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 28:56Speaker 01

  That's, I think that's gonna be.

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  What if she's like, hey daddy? Can I be on Kiltoney? Yeah, yeah.

• 29:00Speaker 01

  And I'm like, first of all, let's get rid of that Asian accent. And second of all.

• 29:05Speaker 00

  Keep it.

• 29:06Speaker 01

  Keep it for Kiltoney.

• 29:08Bobby Lee?

  You adopted me for Korea.

• 29:11Speaker 01

  Is that the story we're going with?

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 29:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what I'll say to her.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  You don't agree.

• 29:15Speaker 01

  That's what I'll say to her.

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  In your improvs, you don't agree.

• 29:19Speaker 01

  In your fantasies.

• 29:20Bobby Lee?

  Did you see that? In this improv, he didn't agree.

• 29:23Speaker 00

  I saw that.

• 29:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You gotta go to the ground.

• 29:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  Get in line.

• 29:27Speaker 01

  Over with Alan and his Mountain Dew Code Red that doesn't exist. Look what I brought. It's like a box, a box of Mountain Dew Code Red.

• 29:34Speaker 00

  All choices are okay.

• 29:36Speaker 01

  All choices are okay.

• 29:37Speaker 05

  I think it was good space work.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 29:39Speaker 01

  Yes, it was.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  Nobody, you scared?

• 29:41Speaker 01

  Um, scared, nervous, excited. Yeah, but more excited. I think just be silly, love them, lead with love. You know, do, do what, uh, you know, hug them up a bunch, play, play. I'm gonna, I'm gonna do it. I, I have a few, I won't put them on blast, but people in my life that I don't think have dadded as hard as they could have. So, you know, you, you try to, you try to, you know, recognize all those examples and then do.

• 30:05Speaker 05

  You know, my dad.

• 30:07Speaker 01

  We'll be right back. Uh, but I do wanna, um, my dad too. Uh, I, um, yeah, I just, I wanna be all about it, you know? I see people that go on the road all the time and I'm like, I don't think I wanna do that. You know, I wanna be around more, but also you gotta make money.

• 30:21Bobby Lee?

  They say though, and this is true.

• 30:23Speaker 01

  The first couple of years, that's when you should travel, right? Is that what you're gonna say?

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  They say that a lot of comics that have kids, they tend to book more road.

• 30:32Speaker 00

  They don't wanna be there?

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  They don't wanna be there.

• 30:34Speaker 01

  Hey, guess what?

• 30:35Speaker 00

  That doesn't seem like Adam.

• 30:36Speaker 01

  We could make a list. If I have some friends, we have mutual friends where I'm like, do you know your kids? Like what? Here's, here's the thing. You're, yeah, make your money, but like, you don't have to be gone all the time. But again, to each his own. I don't think I, I don't think, to each his own. I don't think I will be like that. I'll definitely wanna still, I love performing on the road. I love making money, but, uh.

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  This is an interesting question. I've never brought this up before, if I may. Um, it's interesting.

• 31:04Speaker 05

  I said, please, please, please do it. No, no.

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  I can't fucking believe you right now. Peter, did you see that? I know.

• 31:14Speaker 01

  Oh my God. That's, that's a new meme.

• 31:17Speaker 00

  I saw it.

• 31:18Speaker 01

  That's a new meme. That's so funny.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  It's white behavior.

• 31:21Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  They have to add in.

• 31:22Speaker 00

  I round eyed.

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  You round eyed or bad.

• 31:24Speaker 00

  I round eyed up.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  And we stopped the spell that she was doing.

• 31:27Speaker 00

  I said no which.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 31:29Speaker 05

  Am I always a witch?

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  No which.

• 31:31Speaker 00

  No which.

• 31:33Speaker 05

  Wait, okay, but ask the question.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not done.

• 31:36Speaker 05

  I know. Okay, okay, okay.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  You got me so perturbed. I don't even remember the question was.

• 31:40Speaker 01

  Great use of the word perturbed.

• 31:41Speaker 05

  Terrific, you suck.

• 31:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  Love that word. I don't know what the question was. What was the topic?

• 31:45Speaker 05

  You said you were never, you've never touched on this.

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I've never talked to, okay, I know what it is. All right. Is, is that, I've never touched about, is, is, no, I already said it.

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  That, the, that comics tend to book themselves on the road a lot. They don't wanna be home. But here's another thing that I heard, which is something that I've been interesting in, if I may.

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  What's going on?

• 32:08Speaker 00

  He's writing down notes.

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  I feel like I'm not being fast enough.

• 32:11Speaker 01

  No, no, Bobby, you're perfect. And I like that you're taking your time right now.

• 32:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're, you're great.

• 32:14Speaker 01

  Go for it.

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm gonna take a longer time.

• 32:16Speaker 01

  I love that.

• 32:17Speaker 00

  Love it.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:17Speaker 05

  Please.

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  Through actions of our own and through the mysteries of life.

• 32:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  We've gone through it.

• 32:25Speaker 01

  And we continue to go through it.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and there's all these little tidbits, like when you see a monarch butterfly fly on top of a leaf.

• 32:36Speaker 01

  I thought you were gonna do the tumor thing.

• 32:39Speaker 04

  This is what you're talking about, the, the bird and the next to the tumor?

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't talking about that.

• 32:43Speaker 05

  That's a hummingbird.

• 32:44Speaker 04

  Hummingbird.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  That was a hummingbird, not a monarch butterfly.

• 32:47Speaker 01

  Butterfly, but a different, different creature.

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  That's, I think, before groundlings, you're gonna go to memory school.

• 32:51Speaker 01

  Memory school, and then, so, just to recap, order of operations, memory school, groundlings, and then back here.

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  And then come back.

• 32:58Speaker 05

  And then come back.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, because you're hot.

• 33:00Speaker 05

  One, two, three.

• 33:02Speaker 01

  You are the weakest link.

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  I'm kidding, I love you, I love you. I'm so happy to see you, every time I see you.

• 33:06Speaker 01

  Me too. How often do you guys see each other?

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying, let me finish.

• 33:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying is that, what, when they get home from the road, they say that they can't wait, because they can't wait to drive home, they can't wait to enter the house, and have a bunch of kids run, chase after them, and be so joyful that they're home. And I probably will never know what that's like. Can I ask you a professional question?

• 33:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  Are you gonna put my items back into the room where you found them?

• 33:36Speaker 01

  One thousand percent.

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  Because I don't like this.

• 33:38Speaker 01

  Exactly where they were.

• 33:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 33:39Speaker 01

  The hat, can I ask you though?

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:41Speaker 01

  Permission to speak freely.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't.

• 33:43Speaker 05

  Permission granted.

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  You've been speaking too freely, I, I have to say.

• 33:46Speaker 01

  Okay, okay, guess what, the permission rescinded.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  No, go ahead, I'll give you the permission.

• 33:50Speaker 01

  Thank you, permission re-granted. I used the bathroom where the cats live, okay, there's a cat room.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  Let's, can we just stop what you just said there?

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  I stopped by the bathroom where the cats live.

• 34:05Speaker 01

  I know, it sounds like a Judy Blume book.

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 34:07Speaker 05

  Are you there?

• 34:08Speaker 01

  Or Shel Silverstein. It's Shel, oh, you're the man.

• 34:11Bobby Lee?

  I have good.

• 34:12Speaker 01

  It is a Shel Silverstein poem, that's too long for a Judy Blume title.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  That's what I just said.

• 34:16Speaker 01

  I know.

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, so Shel Silverstein.

• 34:18Speaker 01

  So, I, I peed where the cats live.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  That they don't live there.

• 34:24Speaker 01

  Well, it smells like they do.

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  That's what I have a fucking problem with you right now, guy. You make shit up, dude, my cats live in the whole entirety of the house.

• 34:31Speaker 01

  So this room, though, they particularly like to frequent, yeah?

• 34:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll give you that.

• 34:36Speaker 01

  Great, so, as I'm urinating, by the way, love, great bathroom, big enough for a person, I look up, and here's my impression of me in that bathroom, ready? Yeah, what do you think I saw?

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  Rooster.

• 34:49Speaker 01

  What the fuck is that doing there?

• 34:51Bobby Lee?

  Because I'm an animal person, I love Animal Farm, the cartoon.

• 34:54Speaker 01

  I thought it was real.

• 34:57Speaker 01

  I thought it was real.

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  Well, I would have a rooster just sitting on the ledge in my bathroom.

• 35:01Speaker 01

  I don't know, man.

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  That's how diabolical I am. You can't question me.

• 35:05Speaker 01

  Because you think outside the box, you always.

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:07Speaker 01

  You go forward, Bobby, you go, you go left, you know?

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  You know, Peter, let me ask you a question, I don't know if I've asked you this before.

• 35:13Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 35:13Speaker 05

  Oh, Peter.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  All right, we're in, we're in a, um, we're on a cruise.

• 35:19Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 35:20Speaker 04

  Gay cruise?

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  Me, you, and Adam.

• 35:21Speaker 04

  Gay cruise?

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  It's not a gay cruise.

• 35:23Speaker 04

  Is it Disney?

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  No, it's one of those, um, we're gonna get, we're gonna go to Antarctica.

• 35:28Speaker 04

  Ooh, Norwegian.

• 35:29Speaker 01

  I actually wanna do that.

• 35:30Speaker 04

  I would love to.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  You're not, you're out.

• 35:32Speaker 04

  Wait.

• 35:33Speaker 05

  Why?

• 35:34Speaker 04

  We're going to glacier.

• 35:35Speaker 01

  There's a way that Bobby says you're out, like, it's, it's.

• 35:38Speaker 05

  It's like American Idol, just.

• 35:39Speaker 01

  It's American Idol, but it's almost like Shark Tank, where they're like, I'm out.

• 35:43Bobby Lee?

  I'm out.

• 35:43Speaker 01

  But he's like, you're out, which is like, go ahead.

• 35:47Speaker 04

  It hurts.

• 35:48Speaker 01

  It hurts, but it's also.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  Let me reframe it, let me reframe.

• 35:50Speaker 01

  It's definitive, though.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  All right, um, I'm out.

• 35:52Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 35:53Bobby Lee?

  Whatever you say, everything that you say, I'm out of it, I'm out. So don't say anything.

• 35:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, is that better? Okay.

• 36:01Speaker 01

  Okay, so Antarctica.

• 36:02Speaker 04

  Antarctica, glaciers.

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  All right, so this is a glacier, right, but halfway during, and also here's the, the other mystery.

• 36:10Speaker 01

  What?

• 36:10Bobby Lee?

  We're the only ones on the cruise.

• 36:12Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  We woke up, and there were, no, everyone's gone.

• 36:15Speaker 04

  Uh, disease, or, no?

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  We don't know yet.

• 36:18Speaker 04

  They've disappeared?

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  Let the movie unfold.

• 36:19Speaker 01

  Ooh, let the movie unfold, man.

• 36:21Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 36:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, cuz it, is it like, yeah, some, is it like a syphilis outbreak, or is it a new COVID?

• 36:26Speaker 05

  A ghost ship.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  Since you and I can't do shit.

• 36:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  We rely on him on navigation.

• 36:31Speaker 04

  Oh, he's our captain.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  And, and we go, Adam, is there any body masks? And he goes, I see an island. Which is funny because.

• 36:40Speaker 04

  We, uh-oh, here we go.

• 36:44Speaker 01

  I see an island, but I'm a blind ship guy.

• 36:48Speaker 05

  Captain?

• 36:48Speaker 01

  So I, I'm a captain, I go, I'm, I see the island, and you guys are so like, perturbed, because you're like.

• 36:56Speaker 05

  No, keep it going, keep it going.

• 36:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, keep going.

• 36:58Speaker 05

  Keep going, keep going.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  You can choose your character, I guess.

• 37:00Speaker 01

  But you said he's, I see an island, and so that's the, that's the big problem, because he's blind.

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't want you to be blind.

• 37:07Speaker 01

  My sights back.

• 37:07Speaker 04

  Oh, it's a miracle.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  It's a miracle.

• 37:09Speaker 04

  I do see an island.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in this region of the world, the salt water petrifies your eyes.

• 37:14Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  And it goes through a process. All right, so your eyes are all reborn.

• 37:19Speaker 01

  Starring Denzel Washington.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  Can I do my scenario, please?

• 37:22Speaker 01

  Please.

• 37:23Bobby Lee?

  All right, One Piece, now listen.

• 37:26Speaker 01

  Thank you, thank you.

• 37:27Speaker 04

  What is the question?

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna, we're on the island now, we're on the island.

• 37:31Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  Right, so Peter.

• 37:33Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  We're on there indefinitely, forever.

• 37:36Speaker 04

  Fuck.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 37:37Speaker 05

  That sounds like fun.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  It sounds like fun, now.

• 37:39Speaker 04

  You're asking who am I eating?

• 37:41Bobby Lee?

  Who are you gonna hook up with?

• 37:44Speaker 01

  So, you know, eating, depending on where you were raised.

• 37:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, from behind.

• 37:47Speaker 01

  Depending what first base is for you.

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  There's no way you and I could hook up, we're too close.

• 37:50Speaker 04

  No.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  We would laugh.

• 37:52Speaker 04

  You think we, you, you think me and you should double team him?

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  Yikes. Yeah, but you and I can't touch flats.

• 37:57Speaker 05

  It's like I can see.

• 37:57Speaker 01

  Oh, I can't see again.

• 38:01Speaker 01

  It's not gay if you can't see it.

• 38:04Speaker 04

  God can't either.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  You saw earlier when you were chasing after that seagull, we saw you.

• 38:11Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 38:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're getting hurt.

• 38:14Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, bend over.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  That's how fast it happens on this island.

• 38:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:18Speaker 01

  On this island.

• 38:20Speaker 04

  I would double team with you.

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  Cut that out?

• 38:22Speaker 04

  No.

• 38:22Speaker 01

  No, no, that's eight.

• 38:23Speaker 05

  Is it an icicle?

• 38:24Speaker 01

  You're painting the picture in a feature film.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  It's an icicle. What are you trying to say? I'm out with you right now.

• 38:31Speaker 01

  Isn't an icicle funny?

• 38:32Bobby Lee?

  It's not, it's, we're not Eskimos.

• 38:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:35Bobby Lee?

  Or Inuits.

• 38:37Speaker 01

  Inuits.

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:38Speaker 05

  Ice spec.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  What do you think about that, Inuits Eskimo, uh?

• 38:42Speaker 04

  Why, we can't say Eskimo?

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you think?

• 38:44Speaker 04

  I think I'm a little too Gen X to care.

• 38:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, shit, I forgot how old you were.

• 38:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, forty-four this year, I'm, I'm a little.

• 38:51Speaker 01

  Forty-four, hell yeah.

• 38:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, what about you?

• 38:53Speaker 01

  I just turned forty-four.

• 38:54Speaker 04

  Eh, in nineteen eighty-two?

• 38:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:56Speaker 04

  Yay, class of two thousand.

• 38:59Speaker 01

  What am I, what's?

• 39:00Speaker 04

  Forty-four.

• 39:02Speaker 01

  But I mean, but that's Gen X?

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm Gen X.

• 39:05Speaker 04

  I feel like earliest millennial slash Gen X, I, I think because I was immigrant, I feel a little more Gen X.

• 39:12Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 39:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:13Speaker 01

  Here we go, boomers, sixty-two to eighty, Gen X, we just missed the cusp, we're millennials, baby.

• 39:19Speaker 04

  Squarely millennials, but I act and behave Gen X, I think.

• 39:23Speaker 01

  Because Gen X is more what, what do they do?

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  Cool.

• 39:26Speaker 01

  They're vaping?

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Nah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:28Speaker 04

  Cigarettes are back.

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  Have socks, have socks.

• 39:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  Vans.

• 39:31Speaker 01

  They're not drinking as much of cocaine.

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  Laser flips on the rails.

• 39:34Speaker 01

  Boofing, they're parkouring.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  That's what we do, right?

• 39:37Speaker 01

  Posh.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  What happened to the mosh and Alex? They got weak. You can't, you can't, mosh had a fucking Karen Carpenter show.

• 39:45Speaker 01

  Well, you.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  What's her name?

• 39:47Speaker 05

  Sabrina.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  Sabrina Carpenter.

• 39:48Speaker 04

  Karen Carpenter.

• 39:51Speaker 01

  Karen Carpenter. Karen Carpenter, wait, what does she sing? Can you imagine a mosh, what's, Karen Carpenter sing?

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sing, yeah, get a Karen Carpenter song.

• 39:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think it's slow, I think it's like.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  I think physically and theo, theo, theo.

• 40:04Speaker 01

  Theovonally.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  Theovonally, I think Theovonally is not gonna work.

• 40:07Speaker 01

  Hey, man, my principal was a ferret.

• 40:11Speaker 04

  White lady soul.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm going. I'm, I'm full circle.

• 40:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  Keep going.

• 40:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, keep going.

• 40:21Speaker 01

  Slow, slow move.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I see a skinhead. Fuck you, don't do it. I'm going to.

• 40:29Speaker 05

  Ready?

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, bitch.

• 40:34Speaker 04

  Do it, commit to the bit.

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, dude. Turn the music, turn the music on.

• 40:38Speaker 01

  I thought you were.

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  You don't know the script.

• 40:40Speaker 01

  I thought we were fighting in a mosh bit.

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  You kiss.

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  We know how to do this. Do the song again.

• 40:46Speaker 01

  I thought we were in a mosh bit, and he's.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  Fuck me.

• 40:52Speaker 05

  Ready?

• 40:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:53Speaker 05

  Oh, God.

• 40:58Speaker 01

  Wow, well, good, well played. Dave's bad.

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  Wait, that was so crazy, that was like cosmically us turning into one organism.

• 41:06Speaker 01

  Like Together the movie, with Dave Franco?

• 41:08Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 41:09Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  I'd ra, I'd rather die.

• 41:12Bobby Lee?

  I'd rather die.

• 41:13Speaker 04

  Just like you?

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  Than be atta, attached to you in any sort of way. Imagine this, no sleep.

• 41:18Speaker 04

  No, I do snore.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  No, it's the poundings of the night.

• 41:21Speaker 04

  Oh, the.

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  It's the poundings of the night that will keep me up.

• 41:24Speaker 04

  The.

• 41:25Speaker 01

  Anyway, to the bride and groom. Thank you so much for speaking at my wedding, Bobby.

• 41:32Bobby Lee?

  Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. I've had too much to drink.

• 41:34Speaker 01

  Have you, man, I've seen some crazy speeches.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:37Speaker 01

  I bet you give a good one. Have you, no?

• 41:39Speaker 05

  No, I don't think he, I don't know if he would.

• 41:41Speaker 01

  No? Who do you think, what comedian do you think, what comedian do you think gives the best?

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  Can we go to this?

• 41:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's go to this.

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  It, it, it hit me in a very emotional way.

• 41:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, hard.

• 41:49Bobby Lee?

  And, did it not?

• 41:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I'm, I'm hurt, okay? And, um, I would like you to explain yourself.

• 41:57Speaker 05

  Um, I think if I were to get, if you were to do a speech at my wedding.

• 42:02Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 42:04Bobby Lee?

  It would be a miracle.

• 42:05Speaker 01

  It'd be amazing. I think it'd be highs, lows.

• 42:08Bobby Lee?

  The odds of me going is one in a million.

• 42:10Speaker 01

  Bobby would be like, love is like a tumor coyote.

• 42:13Speaker 05

  You're out.

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, write, write.

• 42:17Speaker 01

  Ouch.

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  Through AI, write me a speech.

• 42:20Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 42:21Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 42:22Speaker 04

  What kind of tone do you want?

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  Comedic.

• 42:26Speaker 01

  In RFK's voice.

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying, I'm warming up.

• 42:30Speaker 01

  That was Gro, that was Grover waking up from a nap.

• 42:35Speaker 01

  That's it, there it is. A little McNulty.

• 42:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, a little Vin Diesel.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there it is. Small box.

• 42:45Speaker 01

  Small box, chicken box, sandbox, Mary fuck kill.

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  Can you do it? Uh, we're on Tiger Belly.

• 42:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, do it, let's do an Asian RFK.

• 42:57Speaker 01

  Ooh.

• 42:58Speaker 04

  Oh, how do we do that?

• 43:02Speaker 01

  I I mean, the ducks, the Velcys are in the world. I run over a panda and I eat the face right in front of my children.

• 43:14Bobby Lee?

  I deem you. I deem you. The funniest of the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Adin. That was it. Damanji. That was a moment of the thing that we're chasing after.

• 43:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, when she was at Groundlings, I was like, bitch, turn it on.

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Whoa. Oh, alright.

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Hims for your health.

• 43:36Speaker 05

  Hims.

• 43:37Bobby Lee?

  Hims. For your hair. Oh, Hims for your sexual.

• 43:43Speaker 05

  Sound so.

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  Hims. For your. Hey, hey, hey, hey, Hims.

• 43:49Speaker 05

  For.

• 43:49Bobby Lee?

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• 43:59Speaker 05

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• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  That's right, baby.

• 44:09Speaker 06

  You shouldn't have to go out of your way to feel like yourself.

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  We have our Jewish friend here.

• 44:14Speaker 06

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• 44:22Bobby Lee?

  Good to see you, Gladys. Yeah. Anyway, find the right hair regrowth treatment for you with flexible subscription options, access to 24/7 provider support, and once a day treatment options that fit your daily routine. It's straightforward, transparent, and designed to make getting care feel easy.

• 44:42Speaker 00

  Do you use it, Bobby?

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  Hey, baby, I do. My, no, my hair's gotten thicker.

• 44:45Speaker 00

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• 45:08Speaker 06

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• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  Alright. You go, guy. Alright, Cher. Yeah.

• 45:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Cher, yeah. That's

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  that's Cher finding out they're having panda for dinner. You know, Peter and I are so close to selling our sitcom. I would watch the fuck out of you two on a show. Right. Are you serious? Yeah, we sold it twice. You sold it twice. Two now. Who? They weren't ready. The world wasn't ready. Yeah. They're never gonna be ready. It wasn't, it wasn't time. We're never gonna sell it again. Nah, yeah, you will. Yeah, it's sad.

• 46:15Speaker 04

  No, we gotta make it on our own.

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  You sold it twice? Twice.

• 46:19Speaker 05

  But what was the, what was the plot?

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the plot? Well, we were both gatekeepers. It's back to that.

• 46:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 46:26Speaker 04

  Lupe, he was Lupe.

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  That was Lupe.

• 46:28Speaker 04

  Oh, Dong Dong.

• 46:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, Dong Dong.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. Well, the premise of the show was, um, Korean, Korea. Peter, Peter and I are brothers.

• 46:37Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  And we have a sister too. And our, we grew up, our family owned a Korean spa in Koreatown. I'm so in already.

• 46:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  It's a three-camera sitcom. Oh, my god. They're retiring.

• 46:48Speaker 04

  Apofina's a sister, maybe?

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Us three were the, um, different directions on how the spa's gonna go. Great. Yeah, but I wanna keep it traditional. Yes. Yeah.

• 46:57Speaker 04

  Yeah. And I wanna make it more modern.

• 47:00Bobby Lee?

  Modern.

• 47:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, so there's that conflict and, uh.

• 47:03Speaker 05

  Is there nudity?

• 47:04Bobby Lee?

  Is there nudity? Great question.

• 47:06Speaker 04

  Only from the bottom up.

• 47:07Bobby Lee?

  Originally, what, what I envisioned was doing a scene with me and Peter and then having two old Korean men in the background naked exercising.

• 47:15Speaker 05

  Oh, yes.

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  Like scenes like that. Yes. You and I are, yeah, you and I are talking about something really serious. Funny, yeah. Yeah, and you'd see an old Korean man walk by naked.

• 47:23Speaker 04

  Pixelated.

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  Awesome comedy. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

• 47:25Speaker 05

  I love that.

• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, it never happened.

• 47:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:27Bobby Lee?

  Well, isn't happening now is the way to put it. Are you pitching anything? Could happen. Sure, yeah, oh, yeah. Tell me about it.

• 47:32Speaker 04

  Tell us. Can we be on it?

• 47:34Bobby Lee?

  In the early stage, of course. You're never gonna be on it, Peter.

• 47:37Speaker 04

  Why?

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  He's all talk. No. Well, I've got my number one age, but.

• 47:41Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 47:41Bobby Lee?

  They can't be more than, you can't tap two age?

• 47:44Speaker 04

  He said number one.

• 47:45Bobby Lee?

  Number one.

• 47:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:46Bobby Lee?

  So if you aren't a veil, number two.

• 47:49Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm a veil, dad.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm so a veil. Great, I love it. Yeah. I love it.

• 47:55Speaker 04

  That's Robert De Niro.

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  De Niro.

• 48:01Speaker 05

  Wait, are you still gonna give me a bride and groom speech?

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, did you?

• 48:05Speaker 00

  No, waiting for you. Ready?

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 48:07Speaker 05

  And.

• 48:07Bobby Lee?

  You get it. Wow. Because my eyeglasses are upstairs. Is there copyright for your music you can play behind it? I guess, no, there's no speech, no speeches have music, right?

• 48:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:15Speaker 00

  Well, I don't know.

• 48:16Speaker 05

  Violin. And you.

• 48:18Bobby Lee?

  Ready?

• 48:18Speaker 05

  Yeah. And.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  Good evening, everyone. I'm Adam's best friend, Bobby Lee, and I was gonna start this speech with a joke about, um, a broken pencil, but never mind. It has no point.

• 48:33Bobby Lee?

  It has no point. I've seen Adam play a lot of roles. I watched him play Vince McMahon on Young Rock, and I saw him stripped down in Welcome in Chippendales. Oh.

• 48:47Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Who wrote this? IMDb? Partner's name, what's?

• 48:51Speaker 04

  His partner's name. You're talking to his partner.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  Amanda. Amanda. I don't know how you got him to put on a tuxedo today, but on behalf of everyone eating dinner, thank you. Ah, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright. Pretty good or not? Yeah, pretty good. You see it now, Kat?

• 49:08Speaker 05

  I can see it.

• 49:10Speaker 04

  You can't see it.

• 49:11Speaker 00

  It's good to haul his crying.

• 49:12Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  Look at this. Honestly, we half expected him to walk into the altar in his bald cap, point at the priest, and give his best Dr. Phil. We'll be right back. Adam spends so much time with Dr. Phil trying to fix everyone else's problems. It's beautiful that he finally found someone willing to put up with his own problems.

• 49:25Speaker 00

  Hey, oh.

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  That's not bad. But what you're, what you're gonna get is this, though. That's the problem, the un. Unfiltered, unhinged. Yeah, of me, like, let's say I'm drunk. Let's say I relapse. Whoa. Right? At the wedding? Look. Yeah, it's just a relationship where one person, you know, Adam, you're fucking, fucking gay, dude.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  And I've always thought that. I've seen these speeches. I don't know how you made it. I've seen these speeches. I don't know how you made it in the business and. Wolverine, you piece of shit. Yeah, your family should be so disappointed. And I'll see you guys later. Should we rail off? That's better, right? That's better, yeah, it's more harmful. Yeah. Who would you not want to be at your wedding?

• 50:07Speaker 04

  Ooh.

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  Jeffrey Epstein.

• 50:10Speaker 00

  Nice.

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  Nice, good choice.

• 50:12Speaker 05

  That's a good one.

• 50:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:13Speaker 05

  Um, who else?

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  Those are pretty.

• 50:17Speaker 00

  Those are pretty strong.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  That's a pretty strong. No, but what I'm saying, what I'm saying is, you already had your wedding, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, wasn't invited, but, um. Yeah, yeah, you were. Oh. We've already talked about this. Yeah, you were.

• 50:25Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 50:25Speaker 00

  Yeah. You were invited.

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  Good. You and Andrew were both invited and didn't go. Congratulations. Well, you really are bad friends.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  Chappelle Lacey's dick. Oh, no. You think it's bulbous like that? I think so.

• 50:43Speaker 00

  Ah.

• 50:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, it's influenced by Wyatt.

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what that means.

• 50:48Speaker 00

  What does that mean?

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on. I don't even know what that means.

• 50:50Speaker 05

  I don't.

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm a little tired, sorry. I'm jet-lagged from the Australia. I need to, I need to hear a little bit about it, 'cause I bet they loved you guys, right?

• 50:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Roses and Thorns give us something.

• 51:01Speaker 05

  Um, well, one night, um, I was practicing some characters.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 51:06Speaker 05

  And, uh, I got really into, I smoked a little bit of weed.

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, the Australia weed.

• 51:11Speaker 05

  Australia weed.

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good.

• 51:12Speaker 05

  And I decided to do some scenes.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  By yourself? In my room.

• 51:16Speaker 05

  And by.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 51:18Speaker 05

  And so my objective was to sell cookies to a panel of, um, businessmen.

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  That's not true.

• 51:26Speaker 00

  Japanese businessmen?

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  That's not true.

• 51:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm telling you the truth.

• 51:29Speaker 05

  Well, it was.

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  That's not the truth.

• 51:31Speaker 05

  That was the truth.

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  The truth is it, okay. Anyway, glad the trip was fun. We were in high school.

• 51:36Speaker 04

  So that was a close.

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  We were in high school.

• 51:38Speaker 05

  No, not Cindy. Jennifer.

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  You know, no, fuck Jennifer. We're with Cindy.

• 51:45Speaker 00

  They're arguing over the character use.

• 51:47Speaker 05

  Tone Tone? Talk about.

• 51:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wanna talk about Tone Tone. Was Carlos one of the Japanese businessmen? No, no. Carlos is Tone Tone galore. Awesome. And he's a TED Talk speaker. Awesome. Came to this high school. Oh, my god. He snapped. He took a magazine and beat the shit out of Kat with the fucking magazine. Jesus. So that's what happened, to the point where she's getting beat so badly. Yeah. That I couldn't stop breathing. I stopped breathing. Cause you were laughing so hard. I was laughing so hard. Oh, my god. He was beating the shit out of her with this fucking magazine.

• 52:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:15Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  Comedy's different. No, it was funny. It's the other way around. It's different down there.

• 52:19Speaker 05

  Australia was good, yeah, yeah.

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  Did they love you? Big reception? Booze.

• 52:23Speaker 05

  No.

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  They're drunk. No, yeah, yeah, I'll never play there again. Really? Yeah. It's too drunk and chaotic. No, it was great. It was great. They loved you. They get it. Everything's great, everything's great, everything is wonderful.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  They are.

• 52:37Speaker 01

  Anyway, um.

• 52:39Speaker 05

  But the pancakes were good in Australia. I love the pancakes.

• 52:41Speaker 01

  The food is good.

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:42Speaker 01

  Did Gary Owen tell you to go to that, um, place in, um, uh, is it Melbourne? There's a pancake place?

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't talk to Gary Owen about pancakes. I've never talked about pancakes. And I love, has Gary done this pod?

• 52:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we love Gary.

• 52:56Speaker 01

  He's so.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  We love Gary here at this pod, and I have not talked to him about pancakes.

• 53:00Speaker 05

  I have a question. Um, do you have any names for your kids?

• 53:04Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 53:04Speaker 05

  And your.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  Can we pitch some?

• 53:06Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 53:07Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  This is fun.

• 53:08Speaker 01

  How about we come up with a name on this pod? When I leave, we'll have a name decided.

• 53:11Speaker 04

  Oh, my god. Do you have a letter in mind?

• 53:14Speaker 01

  Uh, yes.

• 53:15Speaker 04

  What?

• 53:16Speaker 01

  A. A?

• 53:17Speaker 04

  A?

• 53:18Speaker 01

  A and N.

• 53:19Speaker 05

  A and N.

• 53:20Speaker 01

  And also.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I got, I got N.

• 53:21Speaker 01

  Also.

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  I got N.

• 53:23Speaker 05

  I, well, no, not that N.

• 53:24Speaker 04

  Go do that. Which one?

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 53:27Speaker 01

  So everybody, we'll go around, everybody take turns.

• 53:29Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 53:29Speaker 01

  Pitching names.

• 53:30Speaker 04

  How about just A names?

• 53:31Speaker 01

  Uh, just any name. How about just any name? How about just any name?

• 53:36Speaker 05

  Okay, I've got one.

• 53:37Speaker 01

  Cat, go ahead. Start us off.

• 53:38Speaker 05

  I'm gonna go with Daffodil.

• 53:41Speaker 01

  Not bad, not great.

• 53:42Speaker 04

  You could be Daffy for sure.

• 53:44Speaker 05

  Daffy.

• 53:44Speaker 01

  Also not great.

• 53:45Speaker 04

  Hey, Daffy.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, Peter.

• 53:46Speaker 04

  Arabella.

• 53:49Speaker 01

  Warmer, because I think we want a name that doesn't feel connected to anything. Like, we can't be Bobby or Cat, because we know those.

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  Adelaide.

• 53:57Speaker 01

  Not bad.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  Addie.

• 53:58Speaker 01

  Not bad.

• 53:59Speaker 04

  Adelaide.

• 54:00Speaker 05

  You got some Addie?

• 54:01Speaker 04

  Addie.

• 54:01Speaker 01

  Addie. Addie's fun.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  Addie Ray.

• 54:04Speaker 05

  Addie, we love.

• 54:04Speaker 01

  Addie Ray sounds like a jazz singer.

• 54:06Speaker 05

  Addie Ray.

• 54:08Speaker 04

  Can I say something? It's all about the name.

• 54:10Speaker 01

  It is.

• 54:11Speaker 04

  If you don't pick Addie, this person's gonna become a loser.

• 54:14Speaker 01

  Fuck.

• 54:16Speaker 04

  You have to go with Addie, I think.

• 54:17Speaker 05

  And Addie rhymes with baddie.

• 54:19Speaker 01

  Baddie. Addie baddie. Ooh, and people call her Addie baddie?

• 54:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, at the strip club.

• 54:23Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  One more time for baddie Addie. All nude.

• 54:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, what song company?

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:33Speaker 01

  You're probably right.

• 54:33Bobby Lee?

  I'm kidding.

• 54:34Speaker 01

  She's a Ray.

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  No, uh.

• 54:37Speaker 01

  Nyla.

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  These are ends.

• 54:38Speaker 01

  If she's a Lion King character.

• 54:39Speaker 05

  I knew, you're right, though, if you know one of these charac- like, people.

• 54:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, like Simba. Simba's a great name, but we can't.

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  You can't use Simba.

• 54:45Speaker 01

  It's already taken.

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  What about that?

• 54:47Speaker 01

  Navalny?

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 54:48Speaker 01

  No.

• 54:48Speaker 05

  How about Nathalie? Is it Nathalie?

• 54:51Speaker 04

  That stripper.

• 54:51Speaker 05

  It's like Natalie.

• 54:52Speaker 01

  Stripper or place.

• 54:53Speaker 04

  Or Nathalie with an F.

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  How about A?

• 54:55Speaker 01

  Nathalie. Oh, so it's Natalie, but you pronounce it Nathalie.

• 54:58Speaker 04

  Nathalie.

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  A, A, A, A, A, Adolf.

• 55:01Speaker 01

  Adolf.

• 55:01Speaker 04

  A, A, A, Adolf.

• 55:02Speaker 01

  That was my grandpa's name.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:03Speaker 01

  That was my grandpa's.

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  No, just.

• 55:05Speaker 04

  No.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  Three As ahead of it.

• 55:06Speaker 01

  A, Adolf.

• 55:08Speaker 05

  Adolf.

• 55:09Speaker 04

  Adolf.

• 55:10Speaker 01

  Not bad, actually.

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 55:11Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 55:12Speaker 01

  Adriana, Aaliyah.

• 55:13Speaker 04

  Arabella.

• 55:15Speaker 01

  Anastasia.

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  Aria.

• 55:17Speaker 05

  Aspen?

• 55:18Speaker 01

  Aria's a casino. Aspen's a place.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  Alontra.

• 55:21Speaker 04

  Win.

• 55:21Speaker 01

  Alontra.

• 55:22Bobby Lee?

  Alontra.

• 55:23Speaker 01

  You gotta say like Morgan Freeman. Kira's good.

• 55:26Speaker 04

  Akira's great.

• 55:27Speaker 01

  Kira's never like a. It's like a Mortal Kombat kid, right?

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  A white kid?

• 55:30Speaker 04

  It's a Japanese anime.

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that's.

• 55:32Speaker 01

  Japanese anime, that's right.

• 55:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  Akira, I think that's it.

• 55:35Speaker 01

  Akira Suzuki Ray?

• 55:38Speaker 04

  That's hot.

• 55:39Speaker 01

  I mean, I'm just spitballing, but.

• 55:40Speaker 04

  That's really cool.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  You're more than spitballing.

• 55:42Speaker 01

  I think she's playing the piano.

• 55:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:44Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 55:45Speaker 04

  She's gonna be Suzuki Train.

• 55:46Speaker 01

  Suzuki Train.

• 55:48Speaker 04

  That's what she will be.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Yay.

• 55:50Speaker 01

  Wow, okay.

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  Uh, all right, we got it. Is it that or no?

• 55:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 55:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:58Speaker 04

  Fun.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 55:59Speaker 01

  Well, you wanna really know what it is?

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:00Speaker 01

  Naomi.

• 56:01Speaker 04

  That's a good one. N word.

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  And Naomi?

• 56:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  You lied.

• 56:06Speaker 05

  You know, there's so many.

• 56:07Speaker 01

  No, Naomi. And we're gonna call her Omi for sure, for sure. Been calling her Omi a lot.

• 56:10Speaker 04

  What was the inspiration?

• 56:12Speaker 01

  Um, just liked it.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  Naomi Watts?

• 56:14Speaker 05

  Campbell?

• 56:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, we, we, we loved the movie Godzilla, so. And we said, who's, who, who did the best performance in the 2016 film Godzilla? And we said at the same time, Naomi Watts. And so then we said, it's either Watts or Naomi.

• 56:29Bobby Lee?

  Naomi, Naomi Watts was not in the 2016's Godzilla.

• 56:32Speaker 04

  She was in King Kong.

• 56:35Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 56:35Speaker 04

  Oh, you might need to change this name.

• 56:38Speaker 01

  Is that racist?

• 56:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:40Speaker 01

  Just, just think that Godzilla's King Kong?

• 56:43Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 56:45Speaker 01

  Babe?

• 56:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:45Speaker 01

  Sorry, we're changing her name.

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  Or you can combine.

• 56:48Speaker 01

  Akira Suzuki. Sorry, final answer. Final answer, bitch.

• 56:53Bobby Lee?

  I know what you could do. You could combine.

• 56:55Speaker 04

  So mean.

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  You can. Combine King Kong and Godzilla.

• 56:59Speaker 01

  Sorry, I love you.

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Asian and black, and put a golf club in his hand.

• 57:02Speaker 05

  God's Kong.

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  He's complicated and Asian.

• 57:05Speaker 04

  Tiger, Tiger Woods.

• 57:07Speaker 05

  Kingzilla.

• 57:08Speaker 04

  Tiger Belly Woods.

• 57:09Speaker 01

  Has anyone ever just taken Tiger Belly? Has anyone ever just taken someone's full name and then added their last name?

• 57:13Speaker 04

  Like what?

• 57:14Speaker 01

  Like, could she be Bobby Lee Ray?

• 57:17Speaker 04

  That's a country singer.

• 57:19Speaker 01

  Bobby Lee Ray flows.

• 57:21Speaker 04

  That's a.

• 57:21Speaker 01

  Bobby Lee Ray.

• 57:22Speaker 04

  Bobby Lee Ray.

• 57:22Bobby Lee?

  Or incorporate the last name into the first name. Like, for instance, I would've named my kid Ugg.

• 57:28Speaker 05

  Boot.

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  Ugly.

• 57:30Speaker 04

  Ugly Boot.

• 57:31Speaker 01

  Ooh, ugly boot.

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so what's Ray that we can use?

• 57:34Speaker 01

  Ray Dar.

• 57:35Speaker 04

  Ray of Sunshine.

• 57:36Speaker 01

  Ray of Sunshine.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  Ray Dar's the fir- wait, Ray's your last name?

• 57:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  It can't be the first name.

• 57:39Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 57:40Speaker 05

  Ray Char- Ray.

• 57:41Speaker 01

  Ray Charles Ray.

• 57:41Speaker 04

  How about Ray?

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Sun Ray.

• 57:43Speaker 01

  Ray Donovan.

• 57:44Speaker 05

  Ray J.

• 57:44Speaker 01

  Ray J.

• 57:45Bobby Lee?

  Rage Against the.

• 57:46Speaker 01

  Rage Against the Machine.

• 57:47Bobby Lee?

  No, like Sun Ray.

• 57:48Speaker 01

  Oh, Sun Ray. Oh, like, oh.

• 57:52Speaker 04

  No, guys, like Sun Ray.

• 57:53Speaker 05

  Ray Sist.

• 57:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:54Speaker 01

  Ray Sist.

• 57:55Speaker 04

  Oh, Sist.

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Sist Ray.

• 57:57Speaker 01

  They called me, uh, A Ray, Gay Ray, Jello Jiggler, and.

• 58:02Speaker 04

  Jello Jiggler?

• 58:03Speaker 01

  I was a real big kid.

• 58:04Speaker 04

  What's that one?

• 58:04Speaker 01

  When I was a fat kid, somebody called me Jello Jiggler.

• 58:06Speaker 04

  Wait, you were a fat kid?

• 58:08Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, one of the worst on earth.

• 58:10Speaker 01

  One of the worst.

• 58:10Speaker 04

  No way. What do you mean? He was mean to other fat kids?

• 58:12Speaker 01

  The picture of me in Kendall Gill. Uh, the, um.

• 58:14Speaker 04

  I was a fat kid too.

• 58:16Speaker 01

  How big?

• 58:17Speaker 04

  Um, in sixth grade, I was 185.

• 58:20Speaker 01

  I was 170 in the fourth grade.

• 58:23Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 58:24Speaker 01

  And you're like, you're like, oh, wow, you're wearing, uh, three shirts.

• 58:27Speaker 04

  Wait, you're this lesbian right here?

• 58:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:30Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 58:31Speaker 01

  My name was Susan, thank you very much.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  What do you call that body, though? Kathy Bates?

• 58:35Speaker 04

  Homely.

• 58:38Speaker 01

  I went to the hair salon, I go, give me the, uh, give me the Lori Metcalfe.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you get the Katie Lang.

• 58:44Speaker 01

  Look at those lips I did not pay for candy.

• 58:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, Rosie O'Donnell.

• 58:47Speaker 01

  Did you get girls back then? Girls, guys, gags, girls.

• 58:51Speaker 04

  Everyone.

• 58:51Speaker 05

  Great eyebrows, like, through.

• 58:53Speaker 04

  Oh, cute.

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  You, you are cute.

• 58:55Speaker 04

  You're cute.

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:56Speaker 01

  Look at that kid. What, by the way, don't know where that was with that camera.

• 58:59Speaker 04

  So happy.

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  Look at that. January 6th. Is that January 6th?

• 59:04Speaker 01

  Oh, my god, Bobby.

• 59:06Speaker 04

  Part for your freedom.

• 59:07Speaker 01

  Joke of the episode.

• 59:08Speaker 04

  There's another one.

• 59:09Speaker 01

  Annoying.

• 59:09Speaker 04

  Clipable.

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  Clipable, baby.

• 59:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:12Speaker 01

  I miss that vest.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  And then you got ripped.

• 59:14Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 59:15Speaker 01

  That was me and my brother Logan.

• 59:17Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 59:17Speaker 04

  Well, Logan is.

• 59:18Bobby Lee?

  That's you to your right?

• 59:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:20Speaker 04

  Whoa, that's real. No, that's you?

• 59:23Speaker 05

  What happened?

• 59:24Speaker 01

  On the right.

• 59:25Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 59:25Speaker 01

  Logan's on the left, and I was fake putting chest hair on him. I think he was 11.

• 59:28Speaker 04

  That's not what I was saying.

• 59:29Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 59:30Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 59:30Speaker 01

  That was high school, when I played Danny Zuko. When I quit football to play Danny Zuko.

• 59:33Speaker 04

  Wait, so you got.

• 59:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:35Speaker 04

  You stopped being fat quick.

• 59:37Speaker 01

  No.

• 59:37Speaker 04

  You got girls there.

• 59:38Speaker 01

  No, no, I was.

• 59:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, you were a.

• 59:40Speaker 01

  That was a better time, but.

• 59:41Speaker 05

  You look completely different.

• 59:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, than I do now?

• 59:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, from the fat, from the fat one.

• 59:45Speaker 04

  From the fatty fat, fat, fat.

• 59:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, just grew.

• 59:47Speaker 05

  Your eyebrows grew in?

• 59:48Speaker 01

  Grew out of it, oh, yeah. No, this, I was.

• 59:50Speaker 04

  Face.

• 59:50Speaker 01

  I was, uh, fat kid from, uh, fourth, fourth and fifth. And then most of sixth, and then sixth.

• 59:57Speaker 04

  Crucial time.

• 59:58Speaker 01

  And then my grandpa goes, you know, you can't wear sweatpants at your bar mitzvah. And I was like, eh? Like, mid bite. This is me posing as, uh.

• 1:00:06Speaker 04

  Okay, what's going on here? I don't like it.

• 1:00:08Speaker 01

  So, this is the jamboree for, for, uh, 89ers. My mom goes, first of all, the pants way too high.

• 1:00:15Speaker 04

  Nobody molested you back then.

• 1:00:18Speaker 04

  There's no way anyone will molest that. No, that's.

• 1:00:21Speaker 01

  Look at the hair coming out of the hat. That's Liza Minnelli, yeah. I'm a star.

• 1:00:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  I mean, did you steal that from Liberace, those pants?

• 1:00:31Speaker 05

  That's a great.

• 1:00:32Speaker 01

  The only thing that fit is the glove, and it barely fits. And the.

• 1:00:35Speaker 04

  Actually, you stopped using Liberace references.

• 1:00:37Speaker 01

  No, no, no, you don't use enough.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  I think it's wrong.

• 1:00:40Speaker 04

  Try to include three more. Maybe a new, maybe a new version of Liberace.

• 1:00:43Speaker 01

  Who do you think told me to lean up against the tree like that?

• 1:00:45Speaker 04

  Liberace. Your mom?

• 1:00:47Speaker 01

  Mom, my mom for sure, right?

• 1:00:48Speaker 04

  She's direct, art director.

• 1:00:50Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  Two more times.

• 1:00:51Speaker 04

  You got a cool mom.

• 1:00:52Speaker 01

  She was like, lean up against the tree.

• 1:00:53Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:00:54Speaker 01

  Put your hand out. You're a star.

• 1:00:56Speaker 04

  You're a star.

• 1:00:56Speaker 01

  I was like, mom, I'm not playing.

• 1:00:57Speaker 04

  You're a star.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm not playing.

• 1:01:00Speaker 01

  I'm not even on the team. You bought this outfit at Goodwill.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:01:03Speaker 04

  That's what it seems like. That's so funny. So funny.

• 1:01:05Speaker 01

  That's so funny, so.

• 1:01:06Speaker 04

  Funny.

• 1:01:07Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:01:07Speaker 04

  We gotta blow this up.

• 1:01:08Speaker 01

  We gotta blow this up.

• 1:01:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:01:09Speaker 01

  We gotta get you a trading card. Your favorite play is Ice Cream Cake.

• 1:01:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, rugby at the air.

• 1:01:15Bobby Lee?

  It seems like you were not abandoned here.

• 1:01:18Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 1:01:20Speaker 05

  No, you had parents that loved you.

• 1:01:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. That's what I meant to say.

• 1:01:23Speaker 01

  I had, I had, uh, yeah, I mean, yeah.

• 1:01:26Speaker 05

  I mean, I don't know about the pants, but I feel like they loved you.

• 1:01:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, tell me about the pants.

• 1:01:29Speaker 01

  That's, that's, this is a single, a single mom dressed as.

• 1:01:32Speaker 04

  Give me your pan- your opinion about the pants.

• 1:01:33Speaker 05

  Your opinion. Um, I think that they are, I would wear them today.

• 1:01:38Speaker 01

  Thank you, Cat.

• 1:01:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, I would.

• 1:01:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay. For a bit, or?

• 1:01:43Speaker 05

  For a bit, I mean.

• 1:01:44Speaker 01

  And then you'd take them off and burn them, right?

• 1:01:46Speaker 05

  No, I'd probably wear that whole outfit, probably without the, the, the matching glove, I think, is too much.

• 1:01:53Speaker 01

  Well, it's a Seattle Mariners glove, but it does match the, uh.

• 1:01:56Speaker 04

  Let's move on from this photo. I'm part of it. I would wear just a glove.

• 1:01:59Speaker 05

  What's the next picture? Oh.

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  Is that it?

• 1:02:01Speaker 00

  No, we just had this one on deck.

• 1:02:02Speaker 04

  Where did you find all these?

• 1:02:04Speaker 01

  And this was me a couple of weeks ago.

• 1:02:05Speaker 04

  Oh, wow.

• 1:02:06Speaker 01

  Getting to do a spot in the OR.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  Have you tried, maybe Liber- why don't you, Liberace? Liberace is fun.

• 1:02:12Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:02:12Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why, because he can, he's whimsically gay.

• 1:02:16Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 1:02:16Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? He can buy a lot of things. He can have a lot of things that you can't get, like dragon's breath and things like that.

• 1:02:23Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:02:23Bobby Lee?

  There's just certain things that he has, he can collect.

• 1:02:25Speaker 04

  Sound like?

• 1:02:26Speaker 05

  What is dragon's breath?

• 1:02:27Speaker 01

  What is that, Liberac-?

• 1:02:28Bobby Lee?

  He's just a magical, just think of a, make Liberace a magical.

• 1:02:32Speaker 05

  He's like past gay, I feel like, right?

• 1:02:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's beyond gay. He's proto-gay.

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:37Speaker 01

  Like, past, like, old school gay, or like, he's beyond being gay?

• 1:02:41Speaker 05

  He's his own version.

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  Well, he was the first one.

• 1:02:42Speaker 05

  Gay.

• 1:02:43Speaker 01

  He was the first gay?

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:44Speaker 01

  Ever?

• 1:02:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he could've been.

• 1:02:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:46Speaker 04

  He's eternal.

• 1:02:47Speaker 01

  Michael Douglas played him, right, in that show?

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:51Speaker 01

  And he was known for what?

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  He would do a better job.

• 1:02:52Speaker 01

  He was known for what?

• 1:02:54Speaker 05

  Being gay.

• 1:02:55Speaker 04

  Being gay.

• 1:02:55Bobby Lee?

  Magic.

• 1:02:55Speaker 01

  That's it? Magic?

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  Did he do magic?

• 1:02:57Speaker 01

  Gay magic.

• 1:02:57Speaker 04

  No, I think he was a singer.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  What's gay magic? Tell me about gay magic.

• 1:03:01Speaker 04

  Well, when you get two tops and one bottom.

• 1:03:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:05Speaker 04

  Yeah? And you see who comes first.

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, ta-da.

• 1:03:12Speaker 04

  They called that the prestige.

• 1:03:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:03:14Speaker 04

  Prestige, I see. Yeah. But anyway, uh, what a, his, also, where he lived, his houses are insane.

• 1:03:21Speaker 05

  Oh, I imagine.

• 1:03:22Speaker 04

  Go to a Liberace house.

• 1:03:24Speaker 05

  Was it all like marble and gold?

• 1:03:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, just super swanky.

• 1:03:28Bobby Lee?

  This is what he would do.

• 1:03:29Speaker 05

  Oh, he looks different.

• 1:03:30Bobby Lee?

  No, that's Sammy Davis Jr.

• 1:03:31Speaker 04

  Oh, that's over.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  But he would host a lot of shows like this.

• 1:03:36Speaker 05

  It is weird to see.

• 1:03:37Speaker 01

  It's a weird talent show?

• 1:03:38Speaker 05

  The dancing is kind of awkward, right?

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not. What are you talking about?

• 1:03:42Speaker 05

  Nothing.

• 1:03:43Speaker 01

  I saw people entertained back in the day.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dancing. Look at this.

• 1:03:45Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:03:45Speaker 01

  We don't do that now.

• 1:03:46Speaker 04

  This is my dream.

• 1:03:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know that is.

• 1:03:48Speaker 04

  Oh my god, this marble tub.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:49Speaker 04

  Incredible.

• 1:03:50Speaker 01

  And that's not water, I'll tell you that right now. What is it, Bobby?

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Stupid.

• 1:03:55Speaker 01

  What is it, Bobby? If I'm gonna name my child after you, you better tell me what's in that tub.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but elephants involved.

• 1:04:01Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:04:02Speaker 01

  Oh, hello. Hello.

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 1:04:04Speaker 01

  What, what, what would you, if you had all that money, would you, I mean, this is, these are the types of entertainers that just, I mean, Michael Jackson did that too, right? You ever see him in Vegas where he's walking around these antique shops? Just buying everything? Like, what prompts you to want a Golden Goose bathtub?

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  Michael Jackson was like, I'll buy this. It's like, you, you're buying the mall?

• 1:04:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:22Speaker 04

  Yeah. The whole town.

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the whole thing.

• 1:04:25Speaker 04

  I want everything. I want the Cinnabon, the Wetzel's.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:29Speaker 04

  Let me ask you something.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  A fat, fat, what do you call a fat?

• 1:04:31Speaker 04

  Fat burger.

• 1:04:32Speaker 05

  Yee!

• 1:04:33Speaker 04

  Fat burger. Tito, Tito, what's that Julius place?

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  Hi, Tito!

• 1:04:37Speaker 04

  Orange Julius.

• 1:04:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, hi, Michael. Hey, I'm just on this part of the mall.

• 1:04:40Speaker 04

  I want a Mrs. Fields.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  I want a Mrs. Fields. You love Aunt Julius.

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  Mrs. Fields cookie.

• 1:04:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Mrs. Fields, yeah. You know what else you like?

• 1:04:47Speaker 04

  Lady Foot Locker.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  Hot dogs.

• 1:04:48Speaker 04

  Hot dogs.

• 1:04:48Bobby Lee?

  On a bun.

• 1:04:49Speaker 04

  On a bun.

• 1:04:49Bobby Lee?

  Like, like, a stick. You like stick. On a stick. He loves that.

• 1:04:53Speaker 04

  I like to feed him.

• 1:04:54Bobby Lee?

  He lets it suck on it, he doesn't chew it.

• 1:04:55Speaker 04

  I like to suck on the little hot dogs.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  He just sucks on the hot dogs, and the breading, the breading will eventually

• 1:05:00Speaker 04

  It just

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  Disappear.

• 1:05:01Speaker 04

  Disappear.

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  Right, and you, you hobnob that thing.

• 1:05:04Speaker 04

  Well, stop it, Jermaine.

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you go.

• 1:05:06Speaker 04

  Tito.

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  You're on Tito. Anyway.

• 1:05:09Speaker 04

  Welcome to Gap Kids.

• 1:05:10Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, we love this. We don't like the other Gap.

• 1:05:13Speaker 04

  Oh, sorry, we got lost in our conversation.

• 1:05:16Bobby Lee?

  Because we have friends that were, we're buying birthday presents.

• 1:05:18Speaker 04

  We're buying birthday presents for our friends.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  All our friends. And Bubbles!

• 1:05:21Speaker 04

  And Bubbles on monkey.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there's Bubbles right there!

• 1:05:24Speaker 04

  There's Bubbles.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there's Bubbles!

• 1:05:30Speaker 04

  Sorry. Bubbles is mad they took away the Panda Express.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  Love the Panda Express.

• 1:05:35Speaker 04

  Oh, I don't like Magic Walk.

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, he, we taught him, we taught him two things to say, he chose to say that. Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

• 1:05:44Speaker 04

  I hate the Magic Walk.

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  Michael, Michael, go ahead, Michael, talk.

• 1:05:47Speaker 05

  Hee hee.

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, Michael.

• 1:05:50Speaker 04

  Oh, god.

• 1:05:53Speaker 01

  The fact that he spoke once, that's the only thing. I don't like Magic Walk.

• 1:05:59Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  There he is.

• 1:06:01Speaker 04

  Oh, that's

• 1:06:01Bobby Lee?

  There you are.

• 1:06:02Speaker 04

  So funny.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  Anyone you take, take, anyone you take, take, anyone you take, take, and want, want it. What's that song?

• 1:06:09Speaker 05

  What do you want?

• 1:06:09Speaker 01

  Anyone, anyone you're okay.

• 1:06:10Speaker 04

  And you're, and you got your gun, okay?

• 1:06:13Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, look at that.

• 1:06:15Speaker 04

  Give me more of this.

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  Bubbles wants some tea.

• 1:06:17Speaker 01

  Damn, dude.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  He's still alive, by the way.

• 1:06:19Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:06:19Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Bubbles is still alive.

• 1:06:21Speaker 01

  Question.

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:22Speaker 01

  If you had, uh, Michael Jackson money, what's the animal you're getting to be your, um?

• 1:06:26Speaker 04

  Bubbles?

• 1:06:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, what, like, if, you know, Michael wanted the monkey for, what, friendship purposes?

• 1:06:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, someone who wouldn't judge his actions in the bedroom.

• 1:06:34Speaker 01

  Totally.

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, check him out. So you're promoting anything?

• 1:06:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, promoting the Adam Ray Show on Netflix, new episodes every Friday. Um, it's me and my characters, uh, uh, past guests include Dave Matthews, Michael Buble, Andrew Santino, my mom, coming up, The Rock, Kevin Hart, Jack Black, hopefully Bobby Lee, um, Nikki Glaser, uh, Melissa McCarthy, um, uh, Mark Normand, uh, Jelly Roll, the Goo Goo Dolls, and Practical Jokers. Um, new episodes every Friday. They're 30-minute episodes, and they're silly and fun.

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations.

• 1:07:07Speaker 01

  And, um, and I put a lot into it, and I'm very proud of it.

• 1:07:10Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations.

• 1:07:10Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  That's a huge.

• 1:07:12Speaker 01

  Andrew Santino did a very fun episode live at the store, and, uh, if you're asking, oh, what's that? My dream guest. Oh, uh, Conan O'Brien, Tom Hanks, and Bobby Lee.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna get them.

• 1:07:20Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  You'll get the first two. Anyway, um, and, uh, come see me on tour, adamraycomedy.com, and youtube.com slash adamraycomedy for all the, uh, Dr. Phil. There's a Dr. Phil documentary getting ready to come out on my YouTube, all, uh, and, uh, Dallas episode with Bobby Lee is, uh, one of the better episodes, very fun. Um, and that'll be on my youtube.com slash adamraycomedy. Come see me on the road.

• 1:07:46Speaker 01

  Thank you for having me.

• 1:07:47Speaker 04

  As plugs go, 10 out of 10.

• 1:07:50Speaker 05

  That was great, yep.

• 1:07:52Bobby Lee?

  Perfect.

• 1:07:53Speaker 01

  Oh, and, uh, come see my baby on the road, she'll be opening for me in 20 years.

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 1:07:57Speaker 01

  Little Naomi.

• 1:07:58Speaker 04

  For sure.

• 1:07:58Speaker 01

  Any advice for her?

• 1:07:59Speaker 04

  Oh, me.

• 1:08:00Speaker 01

  Any advice for my future daughter?

• 1:08:02Bobby Lee?

  Read, read.

• 1:08:03Speaker 01

  Read advice.

• 1:08:05Speaker 05

  What type of books?

• 1:08:05Bobby Lee?

  She needs a read.

• 1:08:06Speaker 01

  The YouTube comments?

• 1:08:07Speaker 04

  And read.

• 1:08:10Speaker 01

  Of your dad.

• 1:08:11Bobby Lee?

  Of my dad.

• 1:08:12Speaker 01

  Of your dad.

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  Peter, you wanna plug anything?

• 1:08:14Speaker 04

  Sunday night, Studio City, please come out and see me at my show at Night on Earth, every Sunday, 7:00 PM.

• 1:08:21Speaker 01

  Love that.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  Cat?

• 1:08:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:08:22Speaker 05

  Oh, um, we're gonna, I'm gonna be in Texas with Ramsey, uh, at the

• 1:08:26Bobby Lee?

  Cut this out.

• 1:08:28Speaker 04

  I see you guys pitching it.

• 1:08:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 1:08:30Speaker 01

  At the where?

• 1:08:31Speaker 05

  Uh, it's gonna be at the Punch Line in Houston on

• 1:08:33Bobby Lee?

  Go check it out.

• 1:08:34Speaker 05

  September 9.

• 1:08:34Speaker 01

  Great club.

• 1:08:35Speaker 05

  And

• 1:08:35Speaker 01

  Shout out to Molly.

• 1:08:36Speaker 05

  Molly.

• 1:08:37Bobby Lee?

  It's almost sold out, right?

• 1:08:38Speaker 05

  Uh-huh, and September

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  Four tickets.

• 1:08:40Speaker 05

  Fuck, Bobby!

• 1:08:43Speaker 04

  Well, only four tickets left?

• 1:08:44Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  No, four sold.

• 1:08:48Speaker 04

  You guys help out, Houston, where are you?

• 1:08:50Speaker 01

  Come on out, September 9.

• 1:08:51Speaker 05

  September 9.

• 1:08:52Speaker 01

  This is how you get them out. You can't go, it's almost sold out. You have to say, we're, we have a Yeah, yeah, we got nothing.

• 1:08:56Speaker 04

  We only sold four.

• 1:08:57Speaker 01

  Four tickets.

• 1:08:58Speaker 05

  Irving, we're doing Dallas Irving 9/10.

• 1:09:01Speaker 01

  Irving's got two tickets.

• 1:09:02Speaker 04

  How about

• 1:09:02Speaker 05

  Two tickets.

• 1:09:03Speaker 04

  Two tickets sold so far.

• 1:09:03Speaker 01

  Two tickets sold, so guys, get on them, plenty of room. Great clubs, plenty of room. Go to Irving or Irvine, it doesn't even matter. Doesn't matter.

• 1:09:09Speaker 05

  It does matter.

• 1:09:10Speaker 01

  Watch any show. Watch any show.

• 1:09:11Bobby Lee?

  That night, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:12Speaker 05

  What the heck, Bobby?

• 1:09:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Anyway, it's been a great show. Dynamic, dynamic.

• 1:09:17Speaker 01

  Very funny, that's a, that's a power combo.

• 1:09:19Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, um, how'd you think today went?

• 1:09:23Speaker 01

  Awesome. I love it.

• 1:09:24Bobby Lee?

  It was magical, weird.

• 1:09:25Speaker 01

  When, yeah, you guys have a great, uh, the vibe is, in here is always great, and it's comfy. It's a, it's a safe space.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  It's pure American, you know what I mean?

• 1:09:33Speaker 01

  Entertainment, yeah. Fodder, yeah.

• 1:09:35Speaker 04

  It's vaudeville.

• 1:09:36Bobby Lee?

  Vaudeville.

• 1:09:37Speaker 04

  It's vaudeville.

• 1:09:38Speaker 01

  This is very vaudeville in here. We're one of the last few podcasts at vaudeville.

• 1:09:41Speaker 04

  You know what? And we love that. We do. We appreciate it.

• 1:09:44Speaker 01

  We do love that.

• 1:09:45Bobby Lee?

  A little jet lag, hopefully I fulfilled the host position correctly.

• 1:09:48Speaker 01

  I think so, you crushed it.

• 1:09:49Speaker 05

  You did.

• 1:09:49Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:09:50Speaker 01

  Guys, Bobby Lee. Give Adam a round of applause.

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah!

• 1:09:54Speaker 01

  Thank you, come see me at the door.

• 1:09:56Bobby Lee?

  Adam Ray!

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