Bonus #174 - Sam Evans [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Sam Evans returns to the pod to discuss growing up religious, being a Jesus freak in high school, his delusions about cauliflower pizza, bombing with his surgeon, his dad’s chasteness in senior living, and much more. Sam and Stav help callers including a guy who’s wondering how he can keep a huge settlement from his dad’s death hidden from his baby mamma, and a woman who’s wondering a casual hookup with a guy she dated when they were abstinent Christian teenagers. Watch Sam Evans's special DOWN A MOM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo9uSOyNN-c Follow Sam Evans on social media: https://www.youtube.com/@reallysamevans https://www.instagram.com/reallysamevans https://www.tiktok.com/@reallysamevans https://twitter.com/ReallySamEvans ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:31Stavros Halkias?

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• 0:49Speaker 02

  Hello, Stavi. Hello, Elvis. Hello esteemed guest or guest. Thank you for taking my call. I have a question. So I grew up as an abstinent Christian teen, and I dated this guy during that time for about five years. We never got to bang. That was, you know, a huge struggle in our relationship, obviously. We were teenagers. But eventually, we broke up. We went our separate

• 1:28Speaker 02

  ways. That was like half my lifetime ago. However, he and I have recently matched on Hinge and have been talking a little bit.

• 1:42Stavros Halkias?

  You owe it to yourself.

• 1:43Speaker 02

  He is somebody that kind of stands out in my mind sometimes, because I really think that it's a shame that we never got to bang.

• 1:54Stavros Halkias?

  This is so erotic.

• 1:56Speaker 02

  We are no longer abstinent teenagers.

• 1:59Stavros Halkias?

  You basically, hold on. You basically were edging for five years. Yeah. And then put it on the back burner and then kind of edged in your mind the whole other rest of the time. You're both about to... I mean, this is... It's great. Keep going. Or it could be really disappointing. There could be something where it's just like... This is a very powerful, it's like kinetic energy versus potential energy.

• 2:22Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 2:23Stavros Halkias?

  There's a lot of potential energy here. And is it going to cleanly translate to real firepower? Or is it not?

• 2:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, but just find out.

• 2:31Stavros Halkias?

  Don't get me wrong, I would be trying to find out. But I'm just, I'm just throwing out the, the opposing view.

• 2:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, manage expectations.

• 2:38Stavros Halkias?

  But let's, let's hear some more elders.

• 2:40Speaker 02

  Teenagers. This is something we're kind of like talking about. He's kind of in a spot where he doesn't really want to be in a relationship right now. He just got out of a long-term one.

• 2:51Stavros Halkias?

  My boys.

• 2:52Speaker 02

  I have been.

• 2:53Stavros Halkias?

  My boys going back through the list. My boy, he, he's family feud, pass. And now, and now he's coming back with five seconds left.

• 3:03Speaker 02

  Time, but, and I'm kind of looking for something serious. But I kind of feel like this opportunity should not be passed up.

• 3:13Stavros Halkias?

  Hell yeah, it should not.

• 3:14Speaker 02

  Really good right now.

• 3:16Stavros Halkias?

  She said he looks really good?

• 3:20Speaker 02

  Usually my thing. So I'm just kind of curious.

• 3:25Speaker 03

  This isn't really a hookup thing.

• 3:27Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, you know him.

• 3:28Speaker 02

  Should I forego my usual preferences in relationship to just retroactively fuck this guy? That I was abstinent with for so many years? Do you think that I am going to grow attached? Because that is something that I do.

• 3:48Stavros Halkias?

  That's a, that's a very valid concern.

• 3:50Speaker 02

  That's why I don't easily do hookups. So I'm kind of weighing my options here. I would be happy to hear any input that you all have for me. Thank you.

• 3:59Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 4:00Speaker 03

  I, I do think it's a, it's a bad time to call into the show when there's not a female guest on.

• 4:05Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, sure.

• 4:06Speaker 03

  It's just a room full of dudes and we're all like, no, you should fuck this guy.

• 4:09Stavros Halkias?

  You should fuck him.

• 4:10Speaker 03

  And you should fuck him hard and good.

• 4:12Stavros Halkias?

  Suck his dick, nice.

• 4:12Speaker 03

  Fucking dick.

• 4:13Stavros Halkias?

  Better fuck or suck his dick, bitch.

• 4:17Speaker 03

  Cause I'm thinking about it from the other end. I'm like, this sounds like the best thing that's ever happened.

• 4:21Stavros Halkias?

  Well, okay, here, allow me to, once she puts in the like, I'm fear of getting attached, right? Here are the negatives. Here, like, cause we, we've, we, the positives are kind of obvious to everyone, right? This is hot. This is someone that you pined over and ultimately never fucked when you were younger. And there is something to coming back around and finishing that, right?

• 4:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:43Stavros Halkias?

  That's, that would, that could be awesome. Now, we've already discussed that sometimes the things you fantasize over are a big letdown. Right? This could very well be a big letdown.

• 4:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:56Stavros Halkias?

  Right? I don't, we don't know about this guy. We don't, now, now, he's already fucking laid down the not looking for a relationship track.

• 5:02Speaker 03

  Which you should take seriously.

• 5:04Stavros Halkias?

  No, that's what I was gonna say. Do not go into this.

• 5:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:08Stavros Halkias?

  Unless you just want to do it for the like, it's an experience.

• 5:15Stavros Halkias?

  It doesn't re, to me, you could count this as a one-off that doesn't, you, you don't suddenly become a person who does hookups. This to me is not a hookup. Hookup is somebody you don't know at all.

• 5:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:25Stavros Halkias?

  Now, this potentially could be even more dangerous than a hookup because you do already have these built in feelings.

• 5:30Speaker 03

  For sure.

• 5:30Stavros Halkias?

  Whereas like you hook up with somebody and even if it goes good, you're like, eh, I didn't really like this person. That could actually be, it could actually be easier to not get, you know, caught up on a hookup where you have no

• 5:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:41Stavros Halkias?

  real connection, right?

• 5:43Speaker 03

  The flip side though, you do know like, this guy's assumedly nice, safe, right? You trust him on like, a certain level, right?

• 5:50Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 5:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:51Stavros Halkias?

  We're assuming that's the case, right? If that's the case, and yes, take it seriously, don't, if, I would say, if you can go into this and comfortably with yourself, think, this would be fun to do.

• 6:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:03Stavros Halkias?

  You know, maybe it's a little fling, tops, we fuck a couple of times, but maybe we just should fuck once, just, cause you know, we, we wanted to fuck each other for five straight years and we never got to. Go into it, if that's okay with you, that you might only fuck this guy once, and by the way, you might not even fucking talk to this guy ever again. That's the other, like, he's assumedly nice, but, you know, who knows? Cause like, I'm thinking about it now, I think.

• 6:30Stavros Halkias?

  Whatever she's feeling, I think that he's feeling it like 10 times more. Like, as much as she wanted to fuck him as teenagers.

• 6:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, he for sure wanted to.

• 6:39Stavros Halkias?

  He wanted to fuck her like.

• 6:40Speaker 03

  That's why we all got super excited.

• 6:42Stavros Halkias?

  Crazy.

• 6:43Speaker 03

  We're like, hell, yeah, dog.

• 6:44Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. So that's, that's really my advice is like, you don't really sound like the kind of person who's okay with random hookups. I wouldn't necessarily call this a random hookup. I think, I think it's squarely in the, would you enjoy fucking this guy one time? Even if it's like for the story, even if it's for the experience.

• 7:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:04Stavros Halkias?

  Is that something you're interested in? If it is, go for it with no expectations. And, and this might be an opportunity for you to kind of like, not be so necessarily clingy, right? Like, practice that a little bit.

• 7:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:17Stavros Halkias?

  Cause look, even if you're not religious anymore, she's from a, that background, it's hard to get out of your bones, I would assume. You know, like that way of thinking that like, you could probably, you know, we are a very sex positive show here. You could probably stand to be a little less sacred about sex. You know, that's my hunch. And this is a, this doesn't even really, this is like a nice way for you, for, for a square to be naughty. Like, if this is what you think is a hookup, fucking a guy you dated for five years? You think you count that as a random hookup? Good for you, sister. That's, that's good enough for you, right? Like, that's you.

• 7:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:54Stavros Halkias?

  You're, you're on like, uh, being slutty training wheels with this one, kind of.

• 7:59Speaker 03

  And just be like brutally honest with yourself about what you're getting it. Like, if you want to do it, that's fine, but just be like, hey, it will be this. And I accept that.

• 8:09Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 8:10Speaker 03

  From the get go.

• 8:11Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 8:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. Which could, but it could be cool, though. But be honest with yourself.

• 8:17Stavros Halkias?

  Mm-hmm.

• 8:17Speaker 03

  And if you decide you want that, fucking go for it.

• 8:19Speaker 04

  I think you should almost expect it to just not be an incredible, like, experience.

• 8:23Stavros Halkias?

  I fully agree.

• 8:24Speaker 04

  With it. Because it probably won't be.

• 8:27Stavros Halkias?

  You'll never. It's like, let's say this, it almost certainly won't be.

• 8:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like, you know.

• 8:33Speaker 04

  You'll never, no matter how bad you wanted to fuck someone in high school, it's ever gonna be as good or as cool now that you're both like 15 years older.

• 8:42Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 8:43Speaker 04

  Well, I don't know. It won't be as like.

• 8:45Stavros Halkias?

  People are, you know, who knows, could be cool. If anybody from my high school is like. I'm trying to think about girls I wanted to fuck for my high school. There's a few I would definitely still fuck.

• 8:55Speaker 04

  I don't know, you'll never catch.

• 8:56Stavros Halkias?

  That's just me, though.

• 8:57Speaker 04

  You'll never, I know, but you'll never like fulfill just that.

• 9:00Stavros Halkias?

  Absolutely.

• 9:01Speaker 04

  That hole inside of you from when you're like 17.

• 9:04Stavros Halkias?

  A hundred percent.

• 9:06Speaker 03

  It's like a remake of Star Wars, right? Like a new Star Wars, right? You're like excited and then you're like, this is not.

• 9:11Stavros Halkias?

  This would, this would have hit a lot different if I was a kid.

• 9:13Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 9:14Stavros Halkias?

  You know what I mean?

• 9:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:15Stavros Halkias?

  Sucking this guy's off. Would have been a lot. If only I was 17, right? Like, like that's your, Star Wars is a great example because it's made for children.

• 9:25Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 9:25Stavros Halkias?

  And it's like, yeah, if you, I bet you little kids love all, every new Star Wars.

• 9:30Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 9:30Stavros Halkias?

  Show them, right?

• 9:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:31Stavros Halkias?

  But it's like, this is, yes, you're never gonna make that up.

• 9:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:35Stavros Halkias?

  And it's almost like, you know, it's not, at a certain point, it stops being cool to behave like you were when you were younger. Again, this woman's not in danger of that.

• 9:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:44Stavros Halkias?

  Right?

• 9:45Speaker 04

  Like, that's more. You do owe it to yourself to just like, close that loop and like, stop like, wondering, what if I just fuck this guy finally?

• 9:53Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 9:54Speaker 04

  And yeah, it does sound like, you know, she has like the remnant Christian attitude.

• 10:00Stavros Halkias?

  Little residue.

• 10:01Speaker 04

  Towards like sex and shit.

• 10:03Stavros Halkias?

  That stick with you too?

• 10:04Speaker 04

  Oh, God, yeah.

• 10:05Stavros Halkias?

  Really? Would you, were you ever, were you ever like a setup where like the girls wanted to fuck and you were like, ah, what about God?

• 10:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, a hundred percent.

• 10:13Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yes, dude. Yes.

• 10:18Stavros Halkias?

  Holy shit.

• 10:20Speaker 03

  And, and you do spend like, that's why I got so excited because I was like, I have memories of like.

• 10:25Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 10:25Speaker 03

  Not exactly, but like situations like that. And it's like, God, if only now.

• 10:29Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 10:30Speaker 03

  I could, I connect with this.

• 10:31Stavros Halkias?

  Yes.

• 10:32Speaker 03

  Deeply.

• 10:32Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 10:33Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 10:34Stavros Halkias?

  Dude, that's so funny.

• 10:36Speaker 03

  Oh, we can't because I want to be good.

• 10:38Stavros Halkias?

  Oh.

• 10:39Speaker 03

  What?

• 10:40Stavros Halkias?

  That's crazy.

• 10:41Speaker 03

  You just want to slap yourself in the face?

• 10:42Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah. That's fucking insane.

• 10:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude.

• 10:45Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, my God. I can't, I respect that so, there's, I couldn't respect anything less than a man turning down sex for religious reasons.

• 10:55Stavros Halkias?

  Maybe it's some weird type of misogyny. If a woman does it, I get it more.

• 10:59Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 10:59Stavros Halkias?

  You know, but it feels womanly.

• 11:02Speaker 03

  What are you, a little girl?

• 11:04Stavros Halkias?

  That's female stuff.

• 11:05Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 11:05Stavros Halkias?

  That's a female trait.

• 11:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, for sure.

• 11:07Stavros Halkias?

  Turning down sex for the societal good.

• 11:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:10Stavros Halkias?

  Or whatever the fuck bullshit.

• 11:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, dog, it sucks.

• 11:12Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. I was the exact opposite, was just desperately trying to get pussy and not able to. Until I was like in my twenties. Like just trying so hard with no, ready to throw any religion creed or belief under the bus. And still.

• 11:28Speaker 03

  I'll be whatever you want me to be.

• 11:29Stavros Halkias?

  Whatever I have no, just please.

• 11:31Speaker 03

  I'll be nothing.

• 11:32Stavros Halkias?

  Please, please, please give me pussy, give me pussy, give me pussy. I'll do what I believe, whatever you want, I believe whatever you want. Just give me pussy, please, please.

• 11:49Stavros Halkias?

  Hey, listeners, Stavi here. Thank you for tuning into Stavi's World each week. If you want to hear new episodes ad free, subscribe to Sirius XM Podcast Plus on Apple Podcasts or visit siriusxm.com/podcastplus to listen with Spotify or another app of your choice.