Joe Rogan Is A Shapeshifter | FILE_15 | Mystery Boys

Duncan Trussell Tour: http://www.duncantrussell.com/tourKurt Metzger Live Shows: https://punchup.live/kurtmetzgerFollow Nathaniel Gillis: https://instagram.com/thenathanielgillis/ SPONSORS: If you’re over 21, head to https://Everything420.com and use code MYSTERY for 15% off your order at https://Everything420.com and download the Everything420 app. New DraftKings customers, sign up with code MYSTERY spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Don’t sleep on @‌ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code MYSTERY at https://takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, demonologist Nathaniel Gillis, AKA Smart Shane, the originator of necronetics, calls in to explain what actually happens to people who poke at the paranormal: the hitchhiker effect, attachment syndrome, and why UFO researchers keep going home with hauntings. The investigation spirals into entities that wear the faces of your dead loved ones, the dybbuk and the transmigration of souls, missing fetus syndrome and fetal magic in ancient Mesopotamia, grave soaking, the Bodies exhibit, Jacques Vallee's mystery being in government custody, and the psychic attack that put Nathaniel in the ER. The mysteries only get stranger as the boys investigate the Joe Rogan and Richard Grieco shapeshifter theory, the occult sales funnel behind Andrew Tate's War Room and his handler Iggy Semmelweis, the $300,000 Candace Owens debate, organ transplants that rewrite your personality, Anton LaVey's Atari nights, and the walrus baculum that will not leave Kurt's hand. Also: the Clam Bashers cruise, the return of the Baby Hole Tree, Texas toothpicks, and enough forbidden knowledge to get the Mystery Boys banned from several dimensions. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys File_015 Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-426-2537 and 1-800-697-3738. Connecticut: call 1-888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Availability varies. Predictions offer void in New York. Bet to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days. Trade to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Fifty dollars in rewards issued every seven days via click to claim for twenty-one days. One non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Terms at https://dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:51Duncan Trussell?

  Have you ever seen me act? Watch this. Watch this.

• 0:55Speaker 02

  Wait, we're gonna slate and then I'll-

• 0:56Duncan Trussell?

  Don't fucking interrupt my acting!

• 0:59Kurt Metzger?

  You're not bloody God.

• 1:00Duncan Trussell?

  I'm sorry, could you say "acting" again? Acting.

• 1:07Duncan Trussell?

  Wow. There are good white claws.

• 1:13Duncan Trussell?

  Love great.

• 1:15Kurt Metzger?

  Wow, that was incredible.

• 1:16Duncan Trussell?

  Thanks, Steve.

• 1:17Kurt Metzger?

  It was amazing.

• 1:17Duncan Trussell?

  Thanks, Steve.

• 1:18Kurt Metzger?

  Hi. I'm Loverboy Method.

• 1:25Kurt Metzger?

  Hi, I'm Loverboy Method.

• 1:27Duncan Trussell?

  And my name's Pecan.

• 1:29Kurt Metzger?

  And this is Pecan. And you're watching, bitch? Straighten out or get the baculum?

• 1:35Duncan Trussell?

  Baculum, baby.

• 1:37Kurt Metzger?

  Time for men to take their power? Baculum. Right?

• 1:41Duncan Trussell?

  Hell, yeah. All you gentle parents out there, raising the next generation's Jeffrey Dahmer or John Wayne Gacy, you need to go back to the biblical days where if you were bad, you'd get spanked with a walrus dick.

• 1:55Kurt Metzger?

  And that's why...

• 1:58Kurt Metzger?

  Boy, that was very inspiring, Pecan. Uh, thank you.

• 2:02Duncan Trussell?

  Thank you.

• 2:02Kurt Metzger?

  Wow.

• 2:05Duncan Trussell?

  You knew you were in trouble when daddy got the walrus dick out.

• 2:08Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, I don't want to have to take it out. Don't make me take it out, bitch.

• 2:12Duncan Trussell?

  I know, my dad-

• 2:13Kurt Metzger?

  Bitch! You're about baculum. Now, give me your passport and get your ass on that camera. Is it that hard to understand? Bible times.

• 2:22Duncan Trussell?

  It's not that hard to understand.

• 2:24Kurt Metzger?

  You read the Bible?

• 2:25Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, of course I did. I've read it many times. I love, that's all I read.

• 2:29Kurt Metzger?

  That's the first cam, uh, business, basically.

• 2:33Duncan Trussell?

  You're right. You think Noah was spanking with his hand?

• 2:37Kurt Metzger?

  No. We think they're doing it on an ark.

• 2:39Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, getting their asses-

• 2:42Kurt Metzger?

  Maritime law, no legal land law.

• 2:44Duncan Trussell?

  That's right. And what better for maritime-

• 2:47Kurt Metzger?

  Bunch of animals and some bitches and whatever the fuck they want to do.

• 2:50Duncan Trussell?

  Get your ass banged down with a baculum, which brings us to the Mystery Boys Cruise. Down below, you'll see a number. You can join us for a private cruise. We only have room for three more people.

• 3:02Kurt Metzger?

  Mm-hmm. And you can join the inner circle of those three people. We only have room for one more in the inner circle, which is, uh, the Pussy, uh, Pussy Crusher Select.

• 3:11Duncan Trussell?

  Yep. Get in there, get to the inner circle. If you go on this cruise with us, you will have no rights. It's maritime law. That's for your fun, your adventure. Rights take away from fun.

• 3:24Kurt Metzger?

  You have to experience pain if you want the pleasure.

• 3:26Duncan Trussell?

  That's right. That's right. We don't grow from convenience and we don't grow from when things are easy. We grow from pain.

• 3:35Kurt Metzger?

  We stay together, strong, like the penis of a walrus bone.

• 3:39Duncan Trussell?

  Try to break it.

• 3:40Kurt Metzger?

  Or the bone of a walrus penis.

• 3:41Duncan Trussell?

  Can you snap it?

• 3:43Kurt Metzger?

  No. No, you can't.

• 3:45Duncan Trussell?

  That's the inner circle.

• 3:46Kurt Metzger?

  I'll tell you what you could do. You could fucking destroy pussy with it. You could smash clam with it into a million pieces.

• 3:53Duncan Trussell?

  Well said.

• 3:54Kurt Metzger?

  Is that what you want to do?

• 3:55Duncan Trussell?

  Well said.

• 3:55Kurt Metzger?

  Or do you want to live in the fucking Matrix, Tanner?

• 3:57Duncan Trussell?

  Tanner, what? You want to smash clam or live in the Matrix, Tanner?

• 4:00Speaker 04

  I want to, I want to smash clam.

• 4:03Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 4:03Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, you do.

• 4:04Kurt Metzger?

  That's goddamn right, but the, the Matrix don't want you to.

• 4:07Duncan Trussell?

  The Matrix wants to keep you from smashing clam.

• 4:10Speaker 04

  Why?

• 4:11Duncan Trussell?

  No one knows.

• 4:14Kurt Metzger?

  That's why we need to form this war council.

• 4:16Duncan Trussell?

  That is a mystery. Why does the Matrix, why does the Matrix want to keep us from smashing clam?

• 4:23Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, it's like we're in some kind of hippie clam conservation thing. It's like, oh, this, don't destroy, completely destroy the shell on this one.

• 4:33Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 4:34Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, no, this clam has a UTI.

• 4:36Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, no, I'm afraid of a UTI. Grow up, Tanner.

• 4:41Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, i- i- in, what the hell?

• 4:43Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck?

• 4:47Duncan Trussell?

  Why? Why'd you guys do that? Put it back on for a second.

• 4:51Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, let me get another hit of that real quick.

• 4:53Duncan Trussell?

  What was that?

• 4:55Kurt Metzger?

  Free Andrew Tate, did I say that?

• 4:58Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, how is Andrew doing? I hear you guys have been corresponding.

• 5:00Kurt Metzger?

  It's not good. No, it's terrible.

• 5:02Duncan Trussell?

  How's he doing?

• 5:03Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, they got it. He's having to do a lot more mudras with his hands than normal.

• 5:09Duncan Trussell?

  Really?

• 5:10Kurt Metzger?

  Because he's complete the goon circuit, you know? There's nothing in themselves, dude. They got him in a shoe.

• 5:15Duncan Trussell?

  Can you tell everybody-

• 5:16Kurt Metzger?

  Ain't nothing to do but thinking goon.

• 5:17Duncan Trussell?

  What, how often do you guys communicate? And how do you communicate?

• 5:21Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, well, via the astral plane or in like land terms?

• 5:27Duncan Trussell?

  Either or.

• 5:28Kurt Metzger?

  Like, in my dreams every night.

• 5:30Duncan Trussell?

  Okay. And that's real?

• 5:32Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, he's got a lot of very detailed instructions. He said to start the, uh, Pussy Smasher's Big Boy Baculum-

• 5:40Duncan Trussell?

  You know what? That does sound like Andrew Tate. We, what level of his Patreon do you have to be on to contact him in the astral realm?

• 5:47Kurt Metzger?

  Um, I'm kind of like a Manly P. Hall of it. You know how Manly P. Hall? By the way, one of the most alpha names I've ever heard.

• 5:55Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 5:56Kurt Metzger?

  Manly P. Hall.

• 5:56Duncan Trussell?

  Manly P. Hall.

• 5:58Kurt Metzger?

  Okay? It doesn't sound like, like the former porn name Buck Angel or something.

• 6:02Duncan Trussell?

  No, Manly. He's Manly.

• 6:04Kurt Metzger?

  Buck Angel used to be called Manly P. Halls.

• 6:11Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, he was, he just had the inner knowledge. Inner G, you know?

• 6:16Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 6:16Kurt Metzger?

  As in top G, as in the generative force, the baculum. Oh, now, this was an old, you know-

• 6:24Duncan Trussell?

  What is this?

• 6:24Kurt Metzger?

  This was an old school, uh, school I ran. I was trying to help because these kids got no taints left.

• 6:29Duncan Trussell?

  Grow your zoomer taint.

• 6:31Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 6:32Duncan Trussell?

  How does it, can you grow it? Or is it more like you could stretch it out?

• 6:36Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, on every single plane, mental, physical-

• 6:39Duncan Trussell?

  I got it.

• 6:39Kurt Metzger?

  Spiritual. Your mental taint needs to be stretched out.

• 6:41Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I got you.

• 6:42Kurt Metzger?

  Physical taint, yeah, that's definitely, okay, that's how we start.

• 6:45Duncan Trussell?

  So your taint is more-

• 6:47Kurt Metzger?

  If you don't want to be up at 4:00 AM being hit in the taint with a walrus baculum, then maybe you shouldn't sign up, dude.

• 6:52Duncan Trussell?

  Is the taint sort of a, like, uh, something that pushes into time-space from a higher dimensional frequency? Is that what you're saying? Like, there's a-

• 7:01Kurt Metzger?

  Well, first of all, it's the source of all Gadar.

• 7:03Duncan Trussell?

  What's that?

• 7:03Kurt Metzger?

  It's the source of all Gadar.

• 7:04Duncan Trussell?

  The taint?

• 7:05Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 7:06Duncan Trussell?

  That's how you could tell if someone's gay.

• 7:08Kurt Metzger?

  That's the pineal gland of knowing what's gay.

• 7:11Duncan Trussell?

  So it's like you smell a man's taint and you could tell if he's gay?

• 7:14Kurt Metzger?

  Um, it's the fourth eye. And we, we've talked about this many times.

• 7:18Duncan Trussell?

  Many times.

• 7:19Kurt Metzger?

  Many times. I don't think we even need to go over it again.

• 7:21Duncan Trussell?

  I think we do.

• 7:22Kurt Metzger?

  Um, okay? Now, that's called a guech pierce, a guech piercing.

• 7:27Duncan Trussell?

  A guech piercing, yeah. Classic guech.

• 7:30Kurt Metzger?

  Can we look up how to spell, say that, guech? I don't want to get that wrong. I don't want to look like an asshole out there because this is war every day. And a lot of you kids don't have no taint and that's why you don't know what's gay.

• 7:41Speaker 04

  It's pronounced gish.

• 7:42Duncan Trussell?

  We said it in a more sophisticated way, a guech.

• 7:46Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, like a, a g- is, you for real called a gish?

• 7:49Speaker 04

  Gish.

• 7:50Duncan Trussell?

  Gish.

• 7:51Speaker 04

  Like a quiche, but with a gish.

• 7:52Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, we go back to it?

• 7:53Duncan Trussell?

  Let's go back to that gish.

• 7:54Kurt Metzger?

  Is that really how you-

• 7:55Duncan Trussell?

  So this, uh, for those-

• 7:56Kurt Metzger?

  I got a gish piercing, you know?

• 7:58Duncan Trussell?

  For the listeners.

• 7:59Kurt Metzger?

  You know I got gish.

• 7:59Duncan Trussell?

  We have to discard this for the listeners. For the listeners, what we're looking at is what I would call a very tasteful earring that has been, uh, placed in the taint.

• 8:07Kurt Metzger?

  With a kind of a idealized, uh, taint length that's going to be hard for these zoomers to measure up to, I'll tell you that.

• 8:14Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I do think that like this is not a zoomer's taint.

• 8:17Kurt Metzger?

  This is a Gen X taint or, or maybe the Greatest Generation based on how long that taint is. That's why their pants were up so high, past the hips.

• 8:24Duncan Trussell?

  Oh.

• 8:25Kurt Metzger?

  Because he has so much more taint.

• 8:27Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 8:28Kurt Metzger?

  Um, yeah, that's, I don't know. A gish, I don't know for you kids what a gish is, but that's really, you know what it reminds me of? Those little plastic things I told you that the, the baby turtle swims in? Like, your taint's like a baby turtle in the little six-pack ring?

• 8:42Duncan Trussell?

  You sound like my granddad.

• 8:43Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. It, it's like a gish, uh, in effect.

• 8:46Duncan Trussell?

  You're giving me a bath.

• 8:47Kurt Metzger?

  Gish.

• 8:48Duncan Trussell?

  You're taking me back to my grandpa, giving me a bath.

• 8:50Kurt Metzger?

  But look, what, what the school's about is about improving yourself on every level.

• 8:54Duncan Trussell?

  Hundred percent. And I would love to go back to that gish. I'm interested in the, a couple of things about the gish. Number one, how, how does it work? And can we see a video of a gish? A tasteful video?

• 9:06Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, there we go, okay. So, uh, these are just some of the-

• 9:09Duncan Trussell?

  Those are huge compared to that picture.

• 9:10Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, those are cruise graduate gishes right there.

• 9:12Duncan Trussell?

  Those are insane.

• 9:13Kurt Metzger?

  Look at that. So you work your way up to that, but not-

• 9:16Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 9:16Kurt Metzger?

  Pretty quickly, like, it's a lot of, uh, jump in with both feet. Don't, don't try to gradually stretch out your gish.

• 9:21Duncan Trussell?

  You could tie a boat to that.

• 9:23Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, man. Uh, yeah, that's like, uh, the, there should be a leather strap, uh, chained to a bull.

• 9:30Duncan Trussell?

  I wonder if it would work with an aura ring?

• 9:32Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, I wasn't aware there was any other way to do it. You tell me those are not aura rings?

• 9:37Duncan Trussell?

  I'm, I can't tell if it is, it's amazing. But can we, can we go on YouTube and look at a gish piercing? And guys-

• 9:44Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, the other interesting thing is you can fuck that.

• 9:47Duncan Trussell?

  I know, trust me. You guys feel like, you know, I know some of you out there are highfalutin sophisticates and you're like, god damn it, why are they talking about taints again? This leads somewhere important in the episode. We're going to get there, but let us get there. Some, yeah, thank you. Play that-

• 10:03Kurt Metzger?

  What is this?

• 10:04Duncan Trussell?

  Play that music. Can you play? Play that music while I'm talking. Can you play that music?

• 10:09Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, I want to change my name partway through the, this episode and start again. I'm Gish Piercing.

• 10:15Kurt Metzger?

  Can we change my name to Gish Piercing?

• 10:17Duncan Trussell?

  Can you guys play that sentimental music again?

• 10:20Kurt Metzger?

  Hi, I'm Gish Piercing.

• 10:21Speaker 04

  It was an ad.

• 10:22Duncan Trussell?

  Uh, um, gish, so yeah. And let me just say, let me finish my point. Guys-

• 10:28Kurt Metzger?

  Let's just do a fake intro we can put in the beginning now.

• 10:30Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 10:36Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, welcome to Clambashers. I'm Gish Piercing.

• 10:40Duncan Trussell?

  And I'm Pecan.

• 10:42Kurt Metzger?

  And we're here talking about, well, we're gonna get into the geesh, don't you worry.

• 10:46Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, we're gonna talk today about one of the most important and under... Wait, hold on. Today, we're gonna talk about one of the most important chakras. The first chakra, AKA, the geesh-er. And, we're gonna talk about what happens-

• 11:01Kurt Metzger?

  Or flesh tunnel.

• 11:02Duncan Trussell?

  Flesh tunnel.

• 11:03Kurt Metzger?

  Just below the Rogan sphere, but above the fourth eye, or taint.

• 11:08Duncan Trussell?

  Can you guys pull up the first chakra?

• 11:14Duncan Trussell?

  Not geesh. First chakra-

• 11:16Kurt Metzger?

  Gish! That's what my friends say when we get on that boat. They're like, "Yo, geesh!"

• 11:22Duncan Trussell?

  First chakra. Yeah, the first chakra is the root chakra, or muladara, located at the base of the spine, very close to the geesh. It governs your basic survival needs, physical safety, and sits as stability. And if you ask me, the reason that Gen Z taints are shrinking is because they don't feel stability. And thoughts have a physiological reaction. You can think your taint's smaller or bigger. Take it away.

• 11:49Kurt Metzger?

  That's the reality you choose to live in. That's up to you. You make that decision before you even get here, so that's on you. You wanna take control of your taint? Okay? Or you wanna sit at home and, I dunno, be a fat fucking, uh-

• 12:03Duncan Trussell?

  Piece of shit?

• 12:04Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 12:05Duncan Trussell?

  If you're taint, if you've... Number one, I'll commend you if you know how big your taint is. Many people have never looked at their taint, or had a friend look at their taint. You shouldn't be afraid to ask a friend to take a look at your taint.

• 12:18Kurt Metzger?

  You know what? I don't even like your, all of your attitude, so honestly, I don't really want you to go on the cruise now. So, I think actually we're just gonna send this off, we're sorry. We'll see if we open up the books later.

• 12:30Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, we'll see about that.

• 12:31Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, the books are closed right now. So, uh, Gish and Pecan are not bringing nobody into the warboat. It's one about clam smashing.

• 12:40Duncan Trussell?

  No. And other things as well.

• 12:43Kurt Metzger?

  An Andrew Tate comedy tour. Now that... Have you ever gone on that?

• 12:50Duncan Trussell?

  How was it?

• 12:51Kurt Metzger?

  I like that, the poster, you think it's gonna be like intimidating, but he's really welcoming in this one, the poster.

• 12:56Duncan Trussell?

  That's AI, they made that!

• 12:58Kurt Metzger?

  Typical.

• 12:59Duncan Trussell?

  Did you guys make that, or not? Tell me that's real.

• 13:01Speaker 04

  No, this is, this is actually real.

• 13:04Kurt Metzger?

  Shit. Feel like I just got geeshed.

• 13:06Duncan Trussell?

  Open ocean comedy travel. Good vibes-

• 13:08Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, let's see, bored, laugh, drink, cruise.

• 13:11Duncan Trussell?

  Unforgettable, unforgettable memories. Broke your spot today. Limited cabins available.

• 13:15Kurt Metzger?

  Give us your passport, bitch, and get in that camera.

• 13:17Duncan Trussell?

  Get on in! Get on the boat!

• 13:20Kurt Metzger?

  Get your geesh out, and get on that camera, and make us some boat money, bitch!

• 13:24Duncan Trussell?

  Get on the boat!

• 13:26Kurt Metzger?

  Unless you wanna get a baculum.

• 13:31Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, that is pretty simple. Pretty simple stuff.

• 13:34Duncan Trussell?

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• 17:03Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, wait, books are closed. We're moving on to the first mystery, and this one's a bombshell. Oh my god, Pecan, wait until you see this. And, and this is some real... Yeah, and we have to, you know, full disclosure, of course you know Joe Rog- uh, Joe Rogan, but, uh, this, I, I think is gonna demand a response. And I've already contacted Joe.

• 17:22Duncan Trussell?

  What is this?

• 17:23Kurt Metzger?

  Just, uh, hear, hear him out. That's all I'm saying. This is, uh, from Flit Fat Earther.

• 17:30Speaker 06

  Or whatever he's doing here, or whatever he's doing here.

• 17:35Kurt Metzger?

  It's called a split.

• 17:35Speaker 06

  And believe it or not, it's not even about that. No, I wanna show you something very interesting. Yeah, it's, it's this. It's Joe Rogan, and how perfectly he matches up and looks so similar to this guy right here. Also in a sassy little outfit. That's Richard Grieco. Do you remember Richard Grieco from 21 Jump Street? You know, this guy who looks strikingly like Joe Rogan. And shares the exact same little lip crease there. And like I said, they both share some sassiness. Joe and Richard. And Joe and Richard.

• 18:17Kurt Metzger?

  There you go.

• 18:19Speaker 06

  And Joe and Richard. Watch the eye. Watch how the eye is in the exact same place with the eyebrow. It's an identical match.

• 18:27Duncan Trussell?

  Damn. Did you reach out to Joe about this?

• 18:31Speaker 06

  Mustaches here. You see the scar here that goes all the way across-

• 18:35Duncan Trussell?

  Holy shit, they have the same scar!

• 18:38Kurt Metzger?

  It's a sass scar, from being sassy.

• 18:40Speaker 06

  Up and down, and up and down, and right across on both. And then when you go to the other side of their face, well, again, they have the exact same marking. Do you see this whole thing?

• 18:51Duncan Trussell?

  Wow!

• 18:52Speaker 06

  Right here. It's almost like a T and a T, kinda like right here, a T and a T.

• 18:58Kurt Metzger?

  It's about mental flitness, the main thing.

• 19:00Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 19:01Speaker 06

  One is Joe, and the other is Richard. Because they're the same person, and they're not spirits jumping in and out of bodies. They're not human. And they can shapeshift to look slightly different, but these eyes can see through it.

• 19:17Kurt Metzger?

  These shapeshifts look slightly different. Something with sass power.

• 19:21Duncan Trussell?

  I can, I can shapeshift to look slightly different?

• 19:23Kurt Metzger?

  And it, and there's also bilocation going on.

• 19:25Duncan Trussell?

  It's called getting a haircut.

• 19:30Kurt Metzger?

  Will you put, put the photo of Mike, okay?

• 19:33Duncan Trussell?

  Damn, this guy's, this, this guy is one of us. He's gone deep.

• 19:37Kurt Metzger?

  I said-

• 19:37Duncan Trussell?

  He's uncovered something?

• 19:38Kurt Metzger?

  I'm a friend of Joe's for years, and I can assure everyone this 100% true. Good catch.

• 19:45Kurt Metzger?

  No more, I, so, I already notified Joe, don't worry. Um, dude, you should do this with Asian celebs is what was my, uh, I'd like him to crack- You know, a lot of these Asian celebs fly to the radar, and I'd like someone to point out the, uh, especially with that eyelid, uh, identifying technique that he was using.

• 20:03Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 20:04Kurt Metzger?

  Now that could crack a lot of Korean cold cases, put it that way.

• 20:08Duncan Trussell?

  Now, let me ask you something. What are your thoughts on shapeshifters? All jokes aside, and that was really funny to do a little joke, but I'm curious. What are your thoughts on skinwalkers, Lincolnthrops, shapeshifters? Do you actually believe it's real?

• 20:22Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, Lincolnthrops? Like the guy that died?

• 20:26Duncan Trussell?

  Werewolf. Lincolnthrop, you're talking about Lincolnthrops.

• 20:30Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, Lincolnthrops. Didn't that guy die?

• 20:32Duncan Trussell?

  Now I wanna change my name.

• 20:33Kurt Metzger?

  Others suspicious? Lincolnthrops? Uh, let's start over. Gish Piercing, and, wait, no, Pecan is too good of a name.

• 20:40Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, you're right.

• 20:41Kurt Metzger?

  Pecan?

• 20:42Duncan Trussell?

  You're right, we'll just stick with Pecan.

• 20:43Kurt Metzger?

  It's like, you know, you know who the fucking sublime prince of the Order of Clambashers is, the second you hear that name.

• 20:49Duncan Trussell?

  Pecan!

• 20:50Kurt Metzger?

  Why don't you come up here, why don't you go through the pain, and then sit with Pecan and have him explain the magic. Have you ever seen the, the Andrew Tate war room with, um, Iggy Somalwise?

• 21:00Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 21:01Kurt Metzger?

  Um, uh, yeah, AKA, some Jewish kid from, uh, Chicago. Okay, wait, uh-

• 21:08Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, pull up on YouTube, shapeshifter caught on camera.

• 21:13Duncan Trussell?

  I wanna know your thoughts on this.

• 21:14Kurt Metzger?

  A lot of you should be shifting into hotter chicks, if you're real.

• 21:21Duncan Trussell?

  Check this out. I just saw this. I bet I'll come right up.

• 21:27Kurt Metzger?

  I've seen this with Jenna, Jenna Bush.

• 21:28Duncan Trussell?

  Well, let's just show a few of these because this is something that, you know, does happen. It's not, it's not as profound as the Not this kid. The go back to the compilation.

• 21:40Duncan Trussell?

  I mean, hopefully this isn't

• 21:43Speaker 06

  Nothing is as unsettling as reptilians and shapeshifters being caught mid-transformation.

• 21:48Kurt Metzger?

  Going out with that particular one.

• 21:49Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I don't know about this.

• 21:53Kurt Metzger?

  Who's this?

• 21:54Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, there it is. Look.

• 21:56Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 21:57Duncan Trussell?

  Just camera glitches, right?

• 22:00Speaker 06

  So, prepare yourself for

• 22:02Kurt Metzger?

  She's, I mean, there's something wrong with her, definitely, but

• 22:05Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck is that? A whistle? She's got something clamped in her teeth.

• 22:11Kurt Metzger?

  Oh yeah, from a distance on the other camera. It's like really there. I don't know.

• 22:15Duncan Trussell?

  Keep playing.

• 22:16Speaker 06

  Truly unnerving viewing experience.

• 22:18Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck?

• 22:21Speaker 06

  As we look at creepy reptilians that got caught on camera.

• 22:26Duncan Trussell?

  His head's got swollen.

• 22:28Kurt Metzger?

  A bunch of these have been artificially fucked with.

• 22:30Duncan Trussell?

  I don't think so.

• 22:31Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 22:31Duncan Trussell?

  Keep playing. I don't think so.

• 22:33Kurt Metzger?

  No, because dude, before you could see like the whole lizard.

• 22:36Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, so, oh, wait, you mean, you mean it got shifted the other way?

• 22:41Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 22:42Duncan Trussell?

  Like, this has been sawed. I thought something had happened to you.

• 22:47Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, what's going on with that though? Look at that.

• 22:49Speaker 06

  Changed completely as he blinked, almost like it morphed in real time. On another day, his entire face appeared to shift for a brief second before snapping back to normal.

• 22:59Duncan Trussell?

  That's just the dentures coming out.

• 23:00Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 23:03Duncan Trussell?

  You buy into this at all?

• 23:04Kurt Metzger?

  What? The, uh, the shapeshifter?

• 23:06Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, the shapeshifter phenomena where like on camera, people kind of shift a little bit. The lady on the plane freaked out.

• 23:13Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, well, I wonder what happened to her. I never heard that. You've never heard anything from her again.

• 23:18Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 23:18Kurt Metzger?

  But the one that's really compelling to me was that Mexican model running out and screaming into the street that they're cannibals and they eat people.

• 23:24Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 23:24Kurt Metzger?

  She's talking about Carlos Slim. You know who that is?

• 23:27Duncan Trussell?

  Carlos Slim. No.

• 23:28Kurt Metzger?

  Mexican billionaire?

• 23:29Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. Carlos Slim.

• 23:31Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I, I mean, it sounds like a made up name. Oh, there we go.

• 23:38Duncan Trussell?

  She screamed that wealthy elites and global figures ate human flesh and specifically named Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim.

• 23:46Duncan Trussell?

  Gabriel Rico Jimenez appeared barefoot and frantic on a mon, on a Monterey street accusing powerful politicians, business tycoons and international elites of horrific crimes. What happened to her?

• 24:00Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, what, what does it say she happened? She largely vanished. That, what does that mean?

• 24:05Duncan Trussell?

  Mostly gone. Ah, placed in a psychiatric facility. After her institute, after that, she completely vanished from the public eye, leaving no verified records. Yeah. So she just went back to private life. I'm sure she's fine.

• 24:25Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, are you joking? She was just gone for good. Yeah, nobody knows. No, nothing. But that's the one that I would look at more than anything. Well, that and this because

• 24:35Duncan Trussell?

  Look at that. They're, wait, this would seem to disprove it though, because there they are together.

• 24:39Kurt Metzger?

  Rico is six foot one and Joe's five eight.

• 24:44Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, just because one is a full, that's how you shapeshift.

• 24:47Duncan Trussell?

  They're hanging out though. So this is debunked.

• 24:49Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, I sassed myself to six four.

• 24:54Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 24:55Duncan Trussell?

  Debunked. You can't be in one place. You can't be the same place with somebody you shapeshift into.

• 25:01Kurt Metzger?

  Come on, bro.

• 25:01Duncan Trussell?

  But that being said, we don't see them sitting with a space in between them. So they could be connected.

• 25:06Kurt Metzger?

  It's just sassy. I chalk it up to sassiness.

• 25:09Duncan Trussell?

  That could be the beginning of them separating.

• 25:12Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, now the mystery I like to solve is Bumblebee video that you have, uh, Tanner. It's very, oh my God, we got to

• 25:19Duncan Trussell?

  What is this?

• 25:19Kurt Metzger?

  Load up the docket.

• 25:23Kurt Metzger?

  At first you don't know what the mystery is, but just make it big if you can.

• 25:55Duncan Trussell?

  Nice.

• 26:04Kurt Metzger?

  The boy did it. It's good.

• 26:14Kurt Metzger?

  Okay.

• 26:15Duncan Trussell?

  Wow, what is that?

• 26:16Kurt Metzger?

  Is that a man or a woman?

• 26:18Duncan Trussell?

  A man or a woman? Play it one more time. I'll tell you right now.

• 26:27Duncan Trussell?

  That's a man.

• 26:28Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, that could be either Dr. Kim, Dr. Ken, you know, Ken from, uh,

• 26:34Duncan Trussell?

  Zoom in.

• 26:35Kurt Metzger?

  That could be, uh, Ken from, uh, you know,

• 26:37Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, yeah. Pull up Dr. Yeah, yeah. I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying.

• 26:40Kurt Metzger?

  It could be Ken Jeong or Margaret Cho. And I, I'm, I see a Rico Rogan thing here, by the way.

• 26:44Duncan Trussell?

  Can you guys pull up Kim Jong Un?

• 26:46Kurt Metzger?

  No, no, no. Ken Jong.

• 26:47Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, Ken Jong.

• 26:50Duncan Trussell?

  Well, it could be Kim Jong Un.

• 26:53Kurt Metzger?

  Ken Jong, there you go. Uh huh. Now, now bring up Margaret Cho.

• 26:58Duncan Trussell?

  Damn, you're onto something here. Wait, pull up this. Look, so you're saying that there's some possibility that these celebrities are shapeshifting because I could see why a famous

• 27:07Kurt Metzger?

  This one's half bee.

• 27:09Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 27:10Kurt Metzger?

  Can dance with the powers of a bee.

• 27:11Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 27:12Kurt Metzger?

  Now put up Margaret Cho next to this one. To, uh, Dr. To, I keep saying Dr. Kenny.

• 27:17Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, it's incredible to see someone dance with the powers of a bee.

• 27:21Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. Well, you see it pointing out and stinging. Um, let's see. And let's just get a little bit more unadorned in Dr. Ken and then Ken. Oh, okay. And get me a little Ken there. Or is that, was that Margaret Cho? Was, no.

• 27:34Duncan Trussell?

  I'm gonna, I don't see the similarity between him and Margaret Cho.

• 27:39Kurt Metzger?

  Understand, they shapeshift.

• 27:41Duncan Trussell?

  I mean, I guess I see it. Yeah. When you do it like that, I can see it.

• 27:45Kurt Metzger?

  We get to bottom of things, you're gonna be five minutes of both of them and his whale baculum, or excuse me.

• 27:49Duncan Trussell?

  I don't want you to hit me with that baculum.

• 27:52Kurt Metzger?

  You want to take it back, you'll?

• 27:53Duncan Trussell?

  Can we go back to the bee? Again? What show is that?

• 27:59Kurt Metzger?

  Um, I don't know. They're way ahead out there with entertainment. It's like a BBL.

• 28:04Duncan Trussell?

  Can you guys go back on YouTube and pull up shapeshifter? I really, like, I don't know. I go back and forth on this, you know, it's, it's like

• 28:12Kurt Metzger?

  Shapeshifters exist?

• 28:14Duncan Trussell?

  Well, yeah. I mean, you know, in the way that we think of it.

• 28:17Kurt Metzger?

  Well, how do, well, how do you think of it?

• 28:18Duncan Trussell?

  How do you think of it?

• 28:20Kurt Metzger?

  I think of it as, um,

• 28:23Kurt Metzger?

  it's ever shifting, honestly.

• 28:27Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, maybe it's a tech, maybe it's not, maybe it's a thing.

• 28:31Duncan Trussell?

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• 30:06Kurt Metzger?

  Well, uh, look, when you see like, uh, you know, I was, I was watching Dan Zoder play the autistic guy on, on Tires. Did you see Dan as that?

• 30:15Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 30:16Kurt Metzger?

  And, um, I'm like, is that the hybrids they keep talking about? They were like, this is our red car.

• 30:23Duncan Trussell?

  I mean, pull up, you know,

• 30:26Kurt Metzger?

  I, I think autism's on purpose. A hundred percent. I don't think it's a mistake. I don't think it's an accident.

• 30:31Duncan Trussell?

  You think autism is shapeshifting?

• 30:33Kurt Metzger?

  I think if you heard China, which, uh, Rogan was telling me as he was slowly changing shape into Richard Rico in front of my very fucking eyes one time.

• 30:42Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 30:43Kurt Metzger?

  He, he told me that

• 30:44Duncan Trussell?

  Where were you?

• 30:46Kurt Metzger?

  At the show, but he's telling me how China was doing something where they're trying to raise the population. Just like here with some fucking something they just put.

• 30:52Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 30:53Kurt Metzger?

  I'm like, oh, China did that? Did you? Oh, you're China. That we think autism is. You may have the ultimate consumers who like, they like stuff.

• 31:02Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 31:02Kurt Metzger?

  See, they want, they like all psychopaths, but you can't have that. It's kind of hard.

• 31:06Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 31:06Kurt Metzger?

  So how about people that are not psychopaths who want to connect, but they have now, uh, distortions in their ability to, uh, you know, sense human, uh, On purpose.

• 31:16Duncan Trussell?

  Their volumes turn up too high. It seems like everything's loud.

• 31:19Kurt Metzger?

  Well, they want to turn this up and turn something else down.

• 31:22Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 31:22Kurt Metzger?

  And, but it's all, and I didn't know this, this stats, but like, I'm not talking about high functioning. I'm talking about, you know, like, it's really, uh, crippling for people that have, you know, like we gotta wear our helmet and shit. It's that sensitive.

• 31:36Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 31:36Kurt Metzger?

  And you know, they're trying to make sigh people and shit.

• 31:39Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 31:40Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, it just seems like, well, it's just a Temple Grandin talking about cows and how she could think like a cow.

• 31:46Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 31:46Kurt Metzger?

  I go, wow, I bet somebody at DARPA would love to figure that out, right?

• 31:50Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, sure.

• 31:51Kurt Metzger?

  And they did. And that's what we're here to support because these kids, can they talk out loud? No. But you can use them as a Ouija board and learn about

• 32:00Duncan Trussell?

  You're talking about the telepathy tapes.

• 32:02Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 32:05Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 32:06Duncan Trussell?

  Go on.

• 32:06Kurt Metzger?

  Secret course on our cruise.

• 32:08Duncan Trussell?

  You know, I don't know.

• 32:09Kurt Metzger?

  On Clambashers, we got a whole course on that.

• 32:12Duncan Trussell?

  I haven't listened to the telepathy tapes. Have you listened to them?

• 32:14Kurt Metzger?

  Put the war room Andrew Tate, because you have to see Iggy Semmelweis, so you understand.

• 32:18Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 32:19Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. The war room Andrew Tate. We, we need that for the promo videos. Remember the guy that you thought was Rasputin?

• 32:26Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, sure. Oh, wow.

• 32:29Kurt Metzger?

  Um, these are all like not good. Put like the, the promo though.

• 32:37Kurt Metzger?

  Iggy and, and Iggy Semmelweis.

• 32:39Duncan Trussell?

  What is Andrew Tate's war?

• 32:40Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, there's one right there.

• 32:41Duncan Trussell?

  The war room trailer.

• 32:42Kurt Metzger?

  Let's see, is that it? I feel overwhelmed. I feel overwhelmed because I sacrificed so much. Come to this camp and to come to this fight, I did six weeks on Marbella for the training. I left my son at home. My grandmother passed one week before the training started. I'm, I'm, I'm, I really feel like I'm a little bit personally after this. I have changed. I have. Don't think the cruise is even as nice as this. You don't believe in coddling people the way that they. I have no limitation.

• 33:13Kurt Metzger?

  Initially, you know, there's always a little bit of fear, but as soon as those thoughts began to come to my head, I immediately countered it with fuck that, I would destroy this guy.

• 33:23Kurt Metzger?

  It was nervousness, but I turned that nervousness into excitement. And that's what it was. And that just came out during the fight. On top of the world, this is probably one of the happiest moments of my life. To be at a fancy banquet up in the balcony, watching some dudes fight, jerk it off. All right, get, get out of this. This isn't what I was looking for.

• 33:41Duncan Trussell?

  I'm so confused. Like, what is this?

• 33:43Kurt Metzger?

  Well, you go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Put in Iggy Semowice at the end of that. Cause this is all I'm trying to get to. Not the awesome fighting.

• 33:52Duncan Trussell?

  What is the war room?

• 33:53Kurt Metzger?

  That's his inner circle of Andrew Tate.

• 33:56Duncan Trussell?

  Is that his Patreon?

• 33:58Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, no, but in our case, that's what it will be.

• 34:01Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, great.

• 34:02Kurt Metzger?

  Um, this isn't, uh, keep going. I don't know why it's so hard to find.

• 34:09Kurt Metzger?

  What are these shorts?

• 34:15Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, revealing the hidden people behind Andrew Tate's war room?

• 34:21Duncan Trussell?

  Is a private mail only network that costs thousands of dollars to access?

• 34:26Kurt Metzger?

  Um, yeah, but I want to see the fucking.

• 34:31Duncan Trussell?

  Nobody knows what it is is the problem. We should introduce what it is. Maybe pull up Andrew Tate's war room Wikipedia.

• 34:39Duncan Trussell?

  While he looks it up.

• 34:44Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, there it is. That's good. The war room is a private paid all, is a private paid, all male global network and self-help group founded by controversial influencer Andrew Tate. Costing several thousand dollars to join, the secretive society promotes ultra masculine ideologies, networking and networking codes of conduct. Investigative reports, including major findings by BBC News, have tied the group's internal communications to alleged coordination of the emotional manipulation, isolation and grooming of women into online sex work.

• 35:16Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, shut up.

• 35:19Duncan Trussell?

  And it costs five thousand.

• 35:23Duncan Trussell?

  Annual fees of five thousand. That's honestly not terrible for a war.

• 35:25Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, it's called Iron Shadows is the good one. Okay, um, here, I'm sending it to Tanner. Ooh, this is a good one.

• 35:35Kurt Metzger?

  Um.

• 35:38Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, and then let's see if I can find Iron Shadow.

• 35:41Duncan Trussell?

  Uh, though it says the war room cannot help with taint growth. Hmm.

• 35:45Kurt Metzger?

  Hmm.

• 35:46Duncan Trussell?

  Wow. It's not like ours. We guarantee your taint will grow.

• 35:53Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, if I gotta take, if I gotta stretch it out with this baculum myself, if Gish Pearson's gotta come through it with a full on baculum.

• 36:01Duncan Trussell?

  When you walk off that boat, you're gonna be walking with a bigger taint.

• 36:03Kurt Metzger?

  Your taint will never even fit inside the matrix again. That's how big it'll be.

• 36:09Duncan Trussell?

  The bigger the taint, the smaller the matrix.

• 36:09Kurt Metzger?

  You're gonna wish you never paid for that, you're gonna wish you never paid for that course that we gave you. That's a guarantee.

• 36:18Duncan Trussell?

  All right, what are we looking at?

• 36:19Kurt Metzger?

  Um, okay, I just texted to him.

• 36:30Kurt Metzger?

  This is just one.

• 36:32Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 36:38Kurt Metzger?

  Now this is War Room Dubai.

• 36:40Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 37:00Duncan Trussell?

  This is great.

• 37:03Kurt Metzger?

  That's a song that we like.

• 37:05Duncan Trussell?

  Oh my God.

• 37:09Kurt Metzger?

  Oh.

• 37:10Duncan Trussell?

  Oh my, they're not using real, wait, can you go back to the arrows? You know those arrows with suction cups?

• 37:20Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 37:21Duncan Trussell?

  Are you joking?

• 37:23Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, we use real arrows, uh, on our, on our cruise.

• 37:26Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, they're using fucking fake arrows?

• 37:28Kurt Metzger?

  I know, I'm disappointed. Yo, we only use real baculums.

• 37:32Duncan Trussell?

  Oh my God, keep going.

• 37:36Kurt Metzger?

  I like this song.

• 37:40Duncan Trussell?

  That's gotta be on purpose.

• 37:41Kurt Metzger?

  Tanner, I just texted you one that I want you to play. That's even more important than this one.

• 37:45Duncan Trussell?

  Please keep this one playing though. Can we watch this?

• 37:47Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, keep it playing, but just transfer, get that one ready. This is a great song.

• 37:53Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 37:54Kurt Metzger?

  Am I gonna be doing that? Twirly fire?

• 37:57Duncan Trussell?

  God, this is great.

• 37:59Kurt Metzger?

  Now bring on the bitches.

• 38:05Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, nice. Yo, and then, yo, and, and everybody you fuck, they're gonna be on fire. That's a guarantee. Our boat?

• 38:15Kurt Metzger?

  You're gonna both be on fire when you fuck.

• 38:15Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, they are. Yes, Tate.

• 38:21Duncan Trussell?

  Burning Tate.

• 38:23Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I thought it was tate. Kober tate.

• 38:27Duncan Trussell?

  I'll take a serving of tate, please. Make it fried. Wow, this is amazing. Wow.

• 38:36Kurt Metzger?

  Kober tate.com. All right, now wait, look at that.

• 38:38Duncan Trussell?

  That's, that looks so fun.

• 38:39Kurt Metzger?

  Put in the iron, seven iron shadows one. Yeah, make this big. This is the way, you understand.

• 38:46Speaker 06

  I lived five thousand years atop Wudan Mount.

• 38:50Kurt Metzger?

  That's true.

• 38:51Speaker 06

  I remember every lived second.

• 38:55Kurt Metzger?

  Me too.

• 38:56Speaker 06

  Life is competition. Competition is violence. In many modern forms of competition, we have attempted to water down the violent aspect. To replicate violence in the most sanitized way.

• 39:12Kurt Metzger?

  Right, like with suction cup arrows?

• 39:12Speaker 06

  We have full grown men running as large and strong as possible to put a ball in a net as opposed to hurting each other. But the sentiment is the same. It's a group of men at war with another, with one team being victors and the other being losers.

• 39:30Kurt Metzger?

  Vickers get cigarettes, losers get baculums.

• 39:33Speaker 06

  Strongest, most beautiful tree violently crushed to the surrounding saplings in quest for resources.

• 39:40Kurt Metzger?

  Your dreams destroy the.

• 39:42Speaker 06

  Every time I see beauty, I see the struggle required to create it. When I see myself, I know the struggle lived to become who I am, to live as I do.

• 39:55Kurt Metzger?

  A guy with a fedora.

• 39:56Speaker 06

  The more sophisticated my understanding of the universe's state of constant war, the happier, more content and peaceful I feel. You are meant to struggle. You are here to suffer. If you do neither of these things, you are either dead or invisible. If you want people to care who you are, become familiar with pain. If you do not struggle to become an exceptional man, you are nobody.

• 40:23Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, this is why I don't wear socks.

• 40:24Speaker 06

  Every female will prove to you, you may as well not exist.

• 40:28Duncan Trussell?

  It hurts the log.

• 40:29Speaker 06

  Evolution requires pain. While others complain they do not feel happy enough, I'm happy I'm struggling. I don't want to.

• 40:39Duncan Trussell?

  It feels horrible.

• 40:40Kurt Metzger?

  I just want to point out this sixty year old Jew in a fedora is, doesn't do any of this fight and he just stands there.

• 40:44Duncan Trussell?

  Hey, who is that?

• 40:45Kurt Metzger?

  Listen, my brothers, there's another one where they gave him a voight, like a dubbed in.

• 40:49Duncan Trussell?

  Is this Semowice who's saying this? Who, who is the person who lived on the mount? Oh, I see.

• 40:54Kurt Metzger?

  Iggy Semowice. Now, he, the name Iggy Semowice is the same name as that doctor who discovers you maybe wash your hands before you stick him into people's open wounds or, you know.

• 41:04Duncan Trussell?

  His last name was Semowice?

• 41:06Kurt Metzger?

  You're right. This real guy's name is like some dumb shit.

• 41:10Duncan Trussell?

  Lister.

• 41:11Kurt Metzger?

  He's from the Rajneesh cult. Remember Rajneesh?

• 41:14Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, Semowice is.

• 41:16Kurt Metzger?

  No, yeah, but his real name's not that.

• 41:19Duncan Trussell?

  No shit.

• 41:20Kurt Metzger?

  Hmm.

• 41:21Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 41:22Kurt Metzger?

  So he's got a real pedigree.

• 41:24Duncan Trussell?

  So Andrew Tate's handler is someone from the Rajneesh cult who says he can remember his past lives.

• 41:30Kurt Metzger?

  Andrew Tate's a hundred percent is a, um, was doing all that magical shit. That's why that, that group set up like a Freemason thing.

• 41:36Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 41:37Kurt Metzger?

  Where his brother is the sublime prince of the, of the degree and then he's got like a fucking, the guy with the beard. There, there's really one scam with mystery school bullshit and it's that. There's like levels that you, and then, so, um, Andrew Wilson, I don't know if you saw the, the amazing debate of him and Candace Owens.

• 41:55Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, it was the dumbest thing I ever saw in my life.

• 41:59Kurt Metzger?

  Um, and I mean, wow, did that guy do really fucking good. First of all, it was definitely worthwhile use of time. Secondly.

• 42:06Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, totally.

• 42:07Kurt Metzger?

  Great use of three hundred thousand dollars.

• 42:10Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, yeah, worth every penny.

• 42:11Kurt Metzger?

  Now, will you believe this? Doug and he, this guy, Andrew, uh, Wilson, he put up his own money?

• 42:19Duncan Trussell?

  I can't, I don't understand that.

• 42:20Kurt Metzger?

  Three hundred thousand dollars to debate Candace Owens about.

• 42:24Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, do you, what, okay, this is, I would love to know what you think about this theory.

• 42:29Kurt Metzger?

  You don't finance movies yourself with your own money.

• 42:31Duncan Trussell?

  What do you think about this theory? The theory that I heard, don't know if it's true, is that, uh, it was funded by Turning Point because they wanted him to get Candace Owens to slip up and say something that they could sue her for. Thoughts?

• 42:46Kurt Metzger?

  Well.

• 42:47Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know if that's true. I just heard that.

• 42:49Kurt Metzger?

  It's the, I mean, it's the only logical explanation I see besides.

• 42:53Duncan Trussell?

  Three hundred thousand dollars.

• 42:55Kurt Metzger?

  Well, because he taught them, I think it's in the debate, but I, the debate is fucking painful to watch. Okay?

• 43:00Duncan Trussell?

  Painful.

• 43:01Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, it was fucking brutal.

• 43:02Duncan Trussell?

  What about the leg shake? Can we pull up the debates? The thing that kept catching my eye.

• 43:06Kurt Metzger?

  Rogan slash Greco says he can get me in the room with him because I say we have a full on smoking debate.

• 43:12Duncan Trussell?

  What do you mean? What's a smoking debate?

• 43:13Kurt Metzger?

  Like he could smoke. I don't want to see his foot twitch like that.

• 43:15Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, right. Cause he asked Candace Owens if he could smoke. She's pregnant. She's like, fuck no. But pull up the debate, cause.

• 43:21Kurt Metzger?

  Is that what it is?

• 43:22Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, that's what it is.

• 43:22Kurt Metzger?

  She's pregnant again? That's a bigger scandal than this.

• 43:24Duncan Trussell?

  She's pregnant.

• 43:25Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, but look, so the burden of proof that the overwhelmingly this guy's guilty, so he's ahead of the trial even with this.

• 43:32Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 43:33Kurt Metzger?

  They just want to pay three hundred thousand dollars because he's the Francis Ford Coppola of debates. Who's gonna finance his own dream debate, I guess I should.

• 43:40Duncan Trussell?

  Can we pull up the debate real quick?

• 43:41Kurt Metzger?

  So they hired him as a debate coach or some shit at TPUSA. So that's like Obama speaking fees or Clinton speaking fees or Bush, you know, you get bribed in effect by, you get these gigs. Who the fuck from a bank wants to go hear an ex-president run their stupid mouth? Obama makes more than Chappelle.

• 43:59Duncan Trussell?

  It's insane.

• 44:00Kurt Metzger?

  Or Shane Gillis. That doesn't make sense. Unless it's a bribe, which is what that fucking shit is. So then he had a crowdsourced thing to reimburse him.

• 44:08Duncan Trussell?

  Hey, wait, Hunter Biden told me that his dad didn't take bribes.

• 44:14Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, well, I'm glad you told me, man, because I was kind of like.

• 44:20Kurt Metzger?

  I was carrying a lot of resentment around because of that.

• 44:22Duncan Trussell?

  Me too.

• 44:23Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, yeah, so you can see that there's even more problems at your mom's house studios and like now um the mystery boys hate each other because I guess Duncan went to go talk to Hunter Biden, but they he didn't invite um the other guy, I don't remember him.

• 44:37Duncan Trussell?

  Kamala Harris. It's fucking Kamala, pal. No, I'm not.

• 44:42Kurt Metzger?

  Um, anyway, uh, it's probably, it's probably gonna start, it's probably gonna be a disaster. I bet Bert's mad because he's an alcoholic, but as you can see, there's like a rift forming. Everybody can see it. They're not gonna acknowledge it.

• 44:56Duncan Trussell?

  You're a dumb piece of shit.

• 44:57Kurt Metzger?

  Fuck you. Um Duncan's best friends with Hunter Biden now. Everybody complains and Stavi. Basically, Stavi was like, a flying jet makes you not funnier, and that's true. But like, a lot of, a lot of planes won't make you funnier. Um, so that was like, not a great point by Stavi, but like, fuck your mom's house and fuck uh Duncan, because like, you know, a lot of people complained that he interrupts Kurt too much and he um talks, he like talks about dick like nonstop, and it's like getting really weird. And like even Bert's probably saying that right now.

• 45:28Duncan Trussell?

  And he also told me his dad didn't kill anybody during the presidency, so that made me feel better too.

• 45:34Kurt Metzger?

  Not anyone?

• 45:35Duncan Trussell?

  Nobody.

• 45:37Kurt Metzger?

  What does he, what does that mean? We, didn't we blow something up?

• 45:39Duncan Trussell?

  Nah. I mean, I thought before I talked to him, but then he told me that that actually didn't happen, so it didn't happen.

• 45:47Kurt Metzger?

  I mean.

• 45:49Duncan Trussell?

  I mean, are you the president? Were you the son of a president? No, so whatever you're about to say, whatever that part of you is, you should get rid of it. He told me that Biden didn't kill anybody and that.

• 46:00Kurt Metzger?

  Ashley Biden used to hang out at the cellar.

• 46:02Duncan Trussell?

  Really?

• 46:03Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 46:04Duncan Trussell?

  Can we pull up a picture of Ashley Biden?

• 46:06Kurt Metzger?

  I forgot about that. I, I don't even remember if I ever met her, but my old roommate outside Stephen knew her.

• 46:10Duncan Trussell?

  And also, I asked him about the Finger Lakes. Remember when you told me something?

• 46:14Kurt Metzger?

  What he say?

• 46:15Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 46:16Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, that's weird. She looks like Meghan Markle there.

• 46:17Duncan Trussell?

  He told me that the Finger Lakes are on his back because his mom, there's a restaurant in the Finger Lakes that I think his grandmother made, and it's just warm memories, that it's not a human trafficking map. And you know, a good point was made, which is like, why would you tat, Jesus, why would you tattoo a map on your back? You'd want it on your front.

• 46:35Kurt Metzger?

  Right, or yeah, or on my, right here on my arm.

• 46:39Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, on your arm.

• 46:40Kurt Metzger?

  Or on my baculum.

• 46:41Duncan Trussell?

  So, three things that you're wrong about.

• 46:43Kurt Metzger?

  I don't know that it was a map of human trafficking. I just, it's a bizarre, the thing about having, I mean, did grandma live in all five lakes?

• 46:52Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know. Doesn't matter.

• 46:54Kurt Metzger?

  I don't really care about the back tattoo. Um, you know, the part with COVID where um, you know, uh, they put a bioweapon in everybody and they said it was like a.

• 47:02Duncan Trussell?

  He told me that didn't happen.

• 47:03Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 47:04Duncan Trussell?

  Bioweapon in everybody.

• 47:06Kurt Metzger?

  Well, what, they did inject it though, right?

• 47:09Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, yeah, but it was.

• 47:10Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, did I not get the jab?

• 47:11Duncan Trussell?

  The vaccine was fine.

• 47:13Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, was?

• 47:13Duncan Trussell?

  That's what he said.

• 47:15Kurt Metzger?

  Oh.

• 47:18Kurt Metzger?

  Shit, man. I wish I could.

• 47:23Kurt Metzger?

  There's no elevated risk, alright.

• 47:31Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, what the fuck's going on? Like, why, this, everything is so fucking weird.

• 47:35Duncan Trussell?

  I know.

• 47:36Kurt Metzger?

  I wish I'm on Tucker and, and like, I was like, what, are we all, is this like a wrestling thing? Like, you, you, the Iron Sheik is now teaming up with uh.

• 47:45Duncan Trussell?

  I, I mean, I, you know, he, honest to God, he was like, it was fun to hang out with him. He was funny, but uh.

• 47:52Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, dude, I would love to party with that dude.

• 47:53Duncan Trussell?

  You would love him. He's actually would be perfect for this show. But I, I kept wondering, like, why am I here? And then I kept thinking, like, I guess, could it be some kind of DNC effort to get like centrists who voted for, like centrists, Democrats who are so sick of the Dems, who voted for Trump to come back? That's a beautiful pick.

• 48:15Kurt Metzger?

  Not since Rob Reiner and his boy have I seen such.

• 48:18Duncan Trussell?

  That's a sweet picture.

• 48:20Kurt Metzger?

  Well, you know what I would.

• 48:21Duncan Trussell?

  And I don't want to be weird, but that does kind of look like Rogan. For a second, I thought you were showing me a picture of Rogan.

• 48:26Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, yeah, well, it's, it's funny what comes out when you, when you do a little bit of research. Uh, we found out that the vaccine was fine and.

• 48:36Duncan Trussell?

  Vaccine's fine.

• 48:38Kurt Metzger?

  And Biden, hey, um.

• 48:39Duncan Trussell?

  Or take bribes.

• 48:41Kurt Metzger?

  What, did he mention the Ukraine thing at all or no?

• 48:43Duncan Trussell?

  It's fine.

• 48:44Kurt Metzger?

  I'm not talking about Burisma, I'm talking about the extended war in Ukraine.

• 48:47Duncan Trussell?

  It's fine.

• 48:47Kurt Metzger?

  Did he mention that he's a bag man for the CIA there? That's why it was fine.

• 48:51Duncan Trussell?

  He was, he didn't, he's not. He said he wasn't and that uh it was fine.

• 48:59Kurt Metzger?

  That's awesome, dude.

• 49:00Duncan Trussell?

  I know, I've been so stressed about that. You know, I've been stressed because I think about Ukraine all the time.

• 49:07Kurt Metzger?

  Here's why I asked you, beyond, because he knew I was gonna ask him about that baby hole tree that Ian wanted to fucking hide.

• 49:13Duncan Trussell?

  The baby hole tree, it haunts me.

• 49:16Kurt Metzger?

  I've never heard anything like that in my life.

• 49:17Duncan Trussell?

  Me either.

• 49:18Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so I'm in Delaware, I already heard this terrible shit.

• 49:20Duncan Trussell?

  Can we pull up baby hole tree just in case it's there? Maybe baby hole tree Delaware.

• 49:24Kurt Metzger?

  I don't know if it's technically called that.

• 49:29Kurt Metzger?

  I know, I.

• 49:30Duncan Trussell?

  It's a national monument. The Delaware baby hole tree.

• 49:38Duncan Trussell?

  Tie a yellow ribbon round the baby hole tree.

• 49:42Kurt Metzger?

  Oh no.

• 49:43Duncan Trussell?

  Can you?

• 49:44Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I don't think that comes up like that. But wait, did you?

• 49:48Duncan Trussell?

  Maybe an image search, though.

• 49:50Kurt Metzger?

  But have you gone back and looked?

• 49:51Duncan Trussell?

  He spelled hole wrong.

• 49:52Kurt Metzger?

  So Ian's like, yeah, no, we heard all these rumors about him, and then he said all these rumors that you have never heard where you grew up.

• 49:58Duncan Trussell?

  Yes, Chris.

• 49:59Kurt Metzger?

  He's like, you understand it's a very old town. I'm like, you think that's helping the case that there's nothing going on? It's one of the oldest towns.

• 50:06Duncan Trussell?

  It was like, seven things in a row.

• 50:08Kurt Metzger?

  But then, you know, you see, this is rich people and they're on ATVs. Oh, well, that's like.

• 50:13Duncan Trussell?

  It's totally normal.

• 50:14Kurt Metzger?

  If only Andrew Tate had evidence that he had ridden on an ATV, he'd be innocent and cleared of any charges.

• 50:19Duncan Trussell?

  Every town has a witch trail. Every town has a cemetery that was exhumed.

• 50:24Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, he fucking said that like that, like that's the hot dog in the vagina.

• 50:27Duncan Trussell?

  Baby hole tree. Like, what?

• 50:30Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, uh, do you, as, yeah.

• 50:34Duncan Trussell?

  I guess it's just a place you put like your baby if you don't want to keep it. Drop it in the baby hole.

• 50:40Kurt Metzger?

  But look, uh, anybody with a discerning eye can tell that when someone claims to be an arts and crafts town, that's a witch place. Anybody knows shit about shit. And I, I, I don't know if people think I'm hostile to that. No, of course, what would be wrong with, with communing with uh, you know, blood drinking fucking lizard.

• 50:58Duncan Trussell?

  It's not always blood drinking.

• 51:00Kurt Metzger?

  Sometimes it's semen.

• 51:02Duncan Trussell?

  You're scared, you would be a great witch hunter with your fucking walrus dick.

• 51:06Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, this is an old, and I had a dream about this, and I.

• 51:09Duncan Trussell?

  You dreamed about it?

• 51:11Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 51:13Kurt Metzger?

  And I, and I bet, and let me tell you something, in the astral room with uh Cobra Tate, with Sensei Cobra Tate?

• 51:19Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 51:20Kurt Metzger?

  And I.

• 51:20Duncan Trussell?

  What Sensei?

• 51:22Kurt Metzger?

  What's that?

• 51:23Duncan Trussell?

  Cobra Tate?

• 51:24Kurt Metzger?

  Andrew Cobra Tate.

• 51:25Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, I got you.

• 51:26Kurt Metzger?

  He teaches classes in the astral realm while he's locked down.

• 51:28Duncan Trussell?

  His name's Tate in that realm.

• 51:30Kurt Metzger?

  You would hunt a witch with a walrus baculum, if you knew what was good for you.

• 51:34Duncan Trussell?

  That's cool. That's cool. Are they fast? Are witches fast?

• 51:38Kurt Metzger?

  Um, they ain't faster than a walrus dick, bitch. That's why I say they don't.

• 51:44Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, Geech, Geech Piercer's here, bitch, and that shit's done. Geech Piercer.

• 51:50Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I think that a lot of the things you've said on this podcast after talking to Hunter Biden are wrong.

• 51:57Kurt Metzger?

  It's like, he's got, basically got no baculum, no spine, because um, he should have said, I won't go to that without bringing Kurt. Like, you could tell that the guy really thinks he's the baculum of the show, like the, like he's the only reason the show's going, and he's getting like worse every episode, and he hangs out with like Hunter Biden, so, you know, before he didn't like Hunter Biden, but now all of a sudden he's like best friends with Hunter Biden. Does that even make sense to anybody?

• 52:20Duncan Trussell?

  I really want to hang out with him.

• 52:22Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, that is. Anyway, there's real rift growing, and uh, then at one point, he said the Finger Lakes tattoo, that Hunter didn't do anything wrong.

• 52:30Duncan Trussell?

  On, on your back? Oh, yeah. You have a tattoo of the finger lake. What's a finger lake? They think that you have a map. I just made that up.

• 52:37Duncan Trussell?

  You should write that down.

• 52:38Kurt Metzger?

  Um, he said there was no problem that, that is that Joe Biden didn't kill anybody, and like, basically a bunch of shit that like, that makes no, no sense, and like, even like drunk Bert wouldn't think that it's good. But I guess Bert's too drunk to notice there's a problem going on with their only good, like, show anybody watches on that channel anymore. So like, obviously, it's just gonna get worse, and um, you know, you can't have two baculums in one cave, basically. Well, you made some fucking great arguments. I can't deny that.

• 53:05Duncan Trussell?

  I know.

• 53:06Kurt Metzger?

  You know?

• 53:07Duncan Trussell?

  I do want to, can we get back to that Candace Owens thing? Because I just, there, there was a point in that, in the debate where his legs started like, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa.

• 53:16Kurt Metzger?

  So vaccine mandate wasn't an issue at all?

• 53:18Duncan Trussell?

  Nothing. It was fine.

• 53:20Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. Um, where's the part where he says all women are retarded?

• 53:27Speaker 02

  You should grant it because it's a fact that she presented.

• 53:29Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, you gotta get to this leg twitching. I don't know if you can find it.

• 53:32Kurt Metzger?

  No, I know. I've seen it. A lot of guys smoke.

• 53:34Speaker 04

  So what?

• 53:35Duncan Trussell?

  You think that's what it is?

• 53:36Speaker 02

  What do you mean so what?

• 53:36Duncan Trussell?

  Nicotine withdrawals?

• 53:37Kurt Metzger?

  I was like, I'll look.

• 53:38Speaker 02

  It proves that.

• 53:39Kurt Metzger?

  I gotta hold a baculum when I have this.

• 53:40Speaker 02

  If his purse were the most degraded amongst five of them, you're gonna have to explain how that's possible if he's the one that recently fired the weapon.

• 53:48Duncan Trussell?

  Can you pause it for a second? I just wanna point something out. Candace Owens, no matter what you wanna say, won this debate regardless of content.

• 53:56Kurt Metzger?

  Why? Just cuz she's up $400,000?

• 53:58Duncan Trussell?

  Yes, she, that's in her house. She went downstairs, talked to this fucking dude with a shaky leg, made $300,000 fucking dollars. Like, that is insane.

• 54:09Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, do you know the funniest part? Cuz at one point he goes, we have clips on Jimmy Dore, because I would never be able to sit through this whole thing.

• 54:16Duncan Trussell?

  No. Did Jimmy sit through the whole thing?

• 54:19Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, they wa- yeah, dude, he was texting me how bad. I'm like, I can't, it's just so annoying.

• 54:23Duncan Trussell?

  I watched.

• 54:24Kurt Metzger?

  I texted Joe to get me and him together because.

• 54:27Duncan Trussell?

  For why?

• 54:27Kurt Metzger?

  He can smoke, number one.

• 54:29Duncan Trussell?

  What do you wanna debate him about?

• 54:31Kurt Metzger?

  I wanna be understanding some, no, I don't wanna debate. I want him to convince me that I should think the FBI is telling the truth, that's all. The way you so expertly did with Hunter Biden.

• 54:40Duncan Trussell?

  I'll ask.

• 54:41Kurt Metzger?

  You cleared up all my issues with Hunter Biden.

• 54:43Duncan Trussell?

  I have Hunter's number. I'll ask him if he thinks the FBI is telling the truth.

• 54:46Kurt Metzger?

  First of all, one, here's my first question. Why would you ever put up $300,000 to have like a really unwatchable debate that at the end of the day, whoever thinks what they think has not been moved either way, although the person you were going after is now richer? How, like, why would you have done that unless somebody else wanted? I don't think it's plausible that you put that money up yourself. I just don't.

• 55:10Duncan Trussell?

  How? Why?

• 55:11Kurt Metzger?

  It's just such a, again, you're not Francis Ford Coppola of debates, I don't think. I think that's crazy. So then, I think the crap, so I just think this, the crowdfunding was, um, extra money on top of whatever was getting from the exorbitant.

• 55:25Duncan Trussell?

  Holy shit.

• 55:27Kurt Metzger?

  I just think that.

• 55:28Duncan Trussell?

  He crowdfunded? I didn't even know he crowdfunded it.

• 55:30Kurt Metzger?

  You gotta be reimbursed the 300,000. And then, so who put, okay, so then, and I met him and his wife before at the mothership. Um, and I'll say this, for his wife, she knew every wacky MK Monarch thing that I know about and then some. Like, she knew all of it.

• 55:47Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 55:48Kurt Metzger?

  So that's very strange to know all of that shit.

• 55:51Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 55:51Kurt Metzger?

  And be like, no, there's no problem with the Fed's story. I don't see how that's possible.

• 55:56Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 55:57Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so, first of all, we already got lied to about, they sewed up that black kid for January 6th pipe bomb. Do you see him?

• 56:06Duncan Trussell?

  Yep.

• 56:07Kurt Metzger?

  The autistic, very obviously autistic.

• 56:09Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 56:09Kurt Metzger?

  Not guilty patsy that they gotta have a patsy file?

• 56:11Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 56:12Kurt Metzger?

  Going back to the guy who supposedly shot Kennedy, they're all early twenties. There's always something wrong with them.

• 56:18Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 56:18Kurt Metzger?

  They're all like, they all leave a diary.

• 56:21Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 56:21Kurt Metzger?

  They have a patsy file. That's the pattern I'm seeing in a high kinetic assassination, bleep, blah. Oh.

• 56:26Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 56:27Kurt Metzger?

  I remember the most embarrassing part.

• 56:28Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 56:29Kurt Metzger?

  He, he want, like, he can't name what the fucking guy Tyler McFlurry, furry is charged with.

• 56:36Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, I saw that.

• 56:36Kurt Metzger?

  I assume murder.

• 56:37Duncan Trussell?

  Murder.

• 56:38Kurt Metzger?

  So she knew all, the whole charges, all of them in order.

• 56:40Duncan Trussell?

  I know. That was the end for him.

• 56:42Kurt Metzger?

  And what's so amazing is, none of that proves jack shit about shit.

• 56:46Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 56:46Kurt Metzger?

  What, like, you just took, what a waste of your time.

• 56:50Duncan Trussell?

  I know.

• 56:51Kurt Metzger?

  What do you, does that, do they think that the issues wrestle, this is why I think it's stupid of the 300,000, I don't think he, it was his idea? Because, let's say Candace just disa- let's say he defeated her in this debate.

• 57:03Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 57:04Kurt Metzger?

  None of the problems that they have go away.

• 57:06Duncan Trussell?

  At all.

• 57:07Kurt Metzger?

  At TPUSA. Like, it's not because Candace exists. She's not the Axis Mundy of not believing that fucking traitor Jeet Cash Patel. You know? That bug-eyed motherfucking H1B fucking phony.

• 57:22Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 57:22Kurt Metzger?

  Who already covered up Epstein.

• 57:24Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 57:24Kurt Metzger?

  Then went on to cover up the January 6 thing with a patsy.

• 57:27Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 57:28Kurt Metzger?

  So, you're a criminal motherfucker. I already got your history. So why would I trust this?

• 57:34Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 57:34Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, and then that fake ass text, he goes, he goes Charlie Kirk, said I'm worried I'm gonna be murdered by the left.

• 57:42Duncan Trussell?

  That is a weird text.

• 57:44Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, is that a thing? He really texted? That's a strange thing, because we have him talking about how he's afraid of Israel.

• 57:49Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 57:49Kurt Metzger?

  And for two weeks before that, I was there covering this. They all hated his guts.

• 57:53Duncan Trussell?

  Well, let's look at what was on the, what, didn't he have, let's look at what was written on this dude's gun, cuz it was very low effort.

• 58:00Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, if you believe in a lone wolf shooter anymore, I, I don't think you're ever gonna be helped.

• 58:04Duncan Trussell?

  Am I wrong that he had shit written on his gun? Remember, like, the Charlie Kirk gun?

• 58:09Kurt Metzger?

  I thought that was the other guy.

• 58:12Speaker 04

  I think that was a different.

• 58:14Kurt Metzger?

  Hey.

• 58:14Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. On the, maybe on the bullet casing?

• 58:16Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, yeah.

• 58:18Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. How, wait, wait, wait, go, look at that heading. Go back, go back. CNN. How writing on bullet casing, wait, what happened? Why'd you get out of it? No, go back, go back.

• 58:26Duncan Trussell?

  Writing on ammo is ancient.

• 58:28Kurt Metzger?

  No, no, no, go back. Uh, you, you just leave it. Don't even know.

• 58:31Duncan Trussell?

  We've been doing that for a long time. Can we zoom in on? I can't read it.

• 58:36Kurt Metzger?

  How, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. No, damn, the, the heading, look. How writing on bullet casings offers insight into shooters.

• 58:45Duncan Trussell?

  Wow. That's a hot take.

• 58:48Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so this is why I asked you if you think MKUltra has not continued. That's a real thing that's written down for your people that are homeowners to read.

• 58:55Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 58:55Kurt Metzger?

  Okay?

• 58:56Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 58:56Kurt Metzger?

  Do you know how fucking stupid you are if you look at that and you don't go like, oh my God, lizards have taken over?

• 59:02Duncan Trussell?

  Look at the handwriting.

• 59:03Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, how do their writings show insight into the, so, I mean, I've never seen more dog walking into the most fucking.

• 59:11Duncan Trussell?

  Stupid.

• 59:12Kurt Metzger?

  Slop don't even begin to describe that.

• 59:14Duncan Trussell?

  Can we go back to that gun and zoom in on it?

• 59:16Kurt Metzger?

  You mean when they write on the bullet, it offers a window into their motives?

• 59:20Duncan Trussell?

  Wow, that's fascinating. I never thought of it.

• 59:21Kurt Metzger?

  I wanna fucking beat my own self to death with a walrus baculum.

• 59:25Duncan Trussell?

  It could mean a lot of things. It's not necessarily their motives.

• 59:28Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, wait, go up a little bit.

• 59:29Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, that's the one I was talking about. Anti-ice.

• 59:31Kurt Metzger?

  FBI Director Cash Patel shared a photo of crime scene evidence depicting a bullet casing with a message penned in blue ink on one of the rounds. What does it say on blue ink?

• 59:41Duncan Trussell?

  Anti-ice.

• 59:46Kurt Metzger?

  I know who did, I mean, like, wow.

• 59:50Duncan Trussell?

  He didn't have room to write ice skating, maybe?

• 59:54Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, yeah. We're anti-ice skating, by the way, clam bashers?

• 59:57Duncan Trussell?

  We don't ice skate, never will. You're not meant to walk on frozen water or have fun on it. It's dangerous, guys.

• 1:00:04Kurt Metzger?

  You're talking to the walrus now.

• 1:00:08Kurt Metzger?

  The walrus, Geech Piercer.

• 1:00:09Duncan Trussell?

  That's right. Uh, this is just old writing on bullets. Look, I have to use the bathroom, but what do you say? Not to name drop, I text my best friend Hunter Bid-

• 1:00:21Kurt Metzger?

  Like, everybody's saying Duncan's a piece of shit for this, for going to that interview. It's like, why the fuck would Hunter Biden wanna talk? First of all, why would anyone go on Chris Williamson, okay? And then you bring Shane Gillis's friend, and then fucking, who else was there? There's three. Hunter Biden, McCusker. I mean, it might have been a third person besides Duncan and Chris Williamson, who sucks, and Matt McCusker is like the second. And everybody kinda just knows him cuz his wife punched Timmy No Legs in the face. Very cool, actually, and she is a hero to me and a lot of people, so that we have that in common. Cuz fuck that guy, but also like, why would you ask to talk to McCusker and not Shane? So that's how you know it's like a, you know, like CIA slop.

• 1:01:02Duncan Trussell?

  You could tell him your Finger Lakes theory and you can hear it from the man himself.

• 1:01:05Kurt Metzger?

  We don't have time, because we gotta talk to, guess what? Um, we gotta call, uh, Smart Shane.

• 1:01:11Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, shit. Okay, yeah, great. Well, I gotta pee.

• 1:01:13Kurt Metzger?

  Call my friend, demonologist, Smart Shane.

• 1:01:15Duncan Trussell?

  Let me go use the bathroom and then we'll be back with Smart Shane, demonologist. This is the mystery, boys.

• 1:01:31Kurt Metzger?

  Wow, what a masculine shit we just took.

• 1:01:33Duncan Trussell?

  Man, it was, it hurt my ass.

• 1:01:37Kurt Metzger?

  I had to actually use this walrus baculum to pry part of it loose.

• 1:01:41Duncan Trussell?

  You know, I don't take soft shits like some of you cucks and betas out there. When I shit, it hurts and I bleed, cuz I'm a man.

• 1:01:50Kurt Metzger?

  That's gonna say, be a man.

• 1:01:52Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, be a man.

• 1:01:53Kurt Metzger?

  That's right. Be a fucking man.

• 1:01:54Duncan Trussell?

  With your fiber. It's embarrassing.

• 1:01:57Kurt Metzger?

  About our clam bashers, uh, war room, but that's a separate topic. Now, my, uh, friend here, Nathaniel Gillis, AKA Smart Shane, happens to be a demonologist.

• 1:02:05Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 1:02:06Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, and, uh, has a theory that he calls necronetics I find highly interesting. But I just saw him talking to Steve Marra, that I gotta get on the show as well, about, uh, Jacques Vallée, you know that French, uh, famous French, uh, Frenchy? He, you'll explain it. He, he's talking, he says they, they're talking to some being and they don't know how to talk to it. Explain how you said it. I don't wanna mangle this, sorry.

• 1:02:28Duncan Trussell?

  Hey, do you think before, ask that question again. I am curious, just, maybe it's too podcasty. How did you become a demonologist?

• 1:02:36Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, so I've been called a demonologist a lot. I originated, I guess, at least my origin story was growing up in a haunted house.

• 1:02:44Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 1:02:45Kurt Metzger?

  And I wanted to understand. That is typically. There's so many of us in the field. Yeah, Ben, so we all have that. It's kind of a, a common origin story.

• 1:02:55Duncan Trussell?

  You got, you lived in that haunted house your whole childhood?

• 1:02:59Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, well, at least from eight to 15.

• 1:03:03Duncan Trussell?

  Not good, man. Not good.

• 1:03:05Kurt Metzger?

  No, it sucked. It was really bad, but.

• 1:03:07Duncan Trussell?

  It's almost like black mold.

• 1:03:09Kurt Metzger?

  I lost my virginity to a ghost between the three of us.

• 1:03:13Duncan Trussell?

  I tried to get a Ouija board to move my dick around, no joke.

• 1:03:16Kurt Metzger?

  She left soon after. Stopped haunting us. Yeah.

• 1:03:21Kurt Metzger?

  Get ghosted by a ghost, that's the worst feeling in the world. She ghosted me and I never got over it.

• 1:03:26Duncan Trussell?

  So, yeah, so I, it, it sounds like this was not a good kind of haunting. Like, it sounds like it was the, the general, like, shitty kind, where it just sucks to be in the house and just bad.

• 1:03:36Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, is that where it was like taking the shape of a girl but no girl had lived there? Is that that story, Nathaniel? Yeah. Okay, yeah. You're exactly right. And, I mean, it mutated. It wasn't just one.

• 1:03:46Speaker 06

  Manifestation. I mean, I I witnessed shadow figures. There would be like this dark cloud that would kind of hover in the corner of my room at night.

• 1:03:56Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:56Speaker 06

  And it just, it was really bad, you know, and at the same time I was going to a local church. And kind of peppering the leadership with questions like, I don't know what I'm going for. You know, I know I'm not crazy, at least I'm not that crazy. But I knew what I was experiencing was real. And I wanted to understand it more.

• 1:04:15Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:04:16Speaker 06

  That's that's my origin story, man. That's how I got in the field.

• 1:04:19Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, that sucks. I I don't like haunted houses and I find. Ghosts to be some kind of like spiritual cockroach or something.

• 1:04:28Kurt Metzger?

  I'm racist against ghosts myself.

• 1:04:30Duncan Trussell?

  Me too.

• 1:04:31Kurt Metzger?

  I'll put stick iron right in their face. Duncan doesn't believe you can use ferrite above ground.

• 1:04:36Duncan Trussell?

  I don't buy that shit. At all. Do you buy that Nathaniel? He thinks that ferrite can be used to ward off ghosts.

• 1:04:44Speaker 06

  Well, there is a connection to. Some some metals out there, I'll say that. And there is some research that was done by. Barry Fitzgerald and Steve Mira. With respect to iron, this is interesting to your point because. There is something, it's almost like iron absorbs a frequency the entities use to manifest, or at least to hold their form.

• 1:05:05Duncan Trussell?

  Ah.

• 1:05:06Speaker 06

  We're still working on that. But that's only limited to above ground, like if you go to the caves or underground, it's very strange.

• 1:05:14Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so above ground, I do again, here's my wackadoo theory while I'm holding this back.

• 1:05:18Duncan Trussell?

  Now that he now, now that an expert has confirmed it, I believe it.

• 1:05:22Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, um, uh. My old house I used to live in is probably haunted by socks I left back there. Okay, hold on. What did Daryl James tell us about? He got told in his, uh, in the silly space program that they were, uh, had some war thirty two hundred years ago.

• 1:05:39Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:39Kurt Metzger?

  They said, and one group agreed to go under the ground. Remember that?

• 1:05:43Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I remember.

• 1:05:44Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, and that's around the time of, uh, the Bronze Age collapse or something.

• 1:05:47Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:47Kurt Metzger?

  Is it not? Am I wrong about that?

• 1:05:49Duncan Trussell?

  You're absolutely right. I'm gonna act like I know.

• 1:05:51Kurt Metzger?

  Well, at the very least, that's when Iron Age kind of starts.

• 1:05:54Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:05:54Kurt Metzger?

  So around the Iron Age, I'll bet you you saw a lot less of them things than you do now. I'm just saying, I know Iron Age isn't like in one day everybody is iron. But obviously.

• 1:06:03Duncan Trussell?

  It was like, it was like for the ghosts, the same thing that happened to the dinosaurs.

• 1:06:08Kurt Metzger?

  Theory, which is that for some reason, Game of Thrones has a lot of real things in it. They chase that shit out of the fucking way with iron.

• 1:06:16Duncan Trussell?

  Great.

• 1:06:16Kurt Metzger?

  Chase the snakes out of Ireland, you can say.

• 1:06:19Duncan Trussell?

  That's good. Who wants a haunted planet?

• 1:06:21Kurt Metzger?

  I don't want to look at this fucking, well, I don't want to look at this MILF when I'm trying to.

• 1:06:24Duncan Trussell?

  So so ever since you lived in this, she's hot. Ever since you lived in this haunted house. You've been studying the paranormal and so like, is he calling you a demonologist? Do people call you a demonologist? Because this is like your main focus? Or did that just come up from the internet and you you don't think of yourself as?

• 1:06:43Speaker 06

  No, I I studied demonology for a long time and then I kind of dipped my toes into parapsychology and. I kind of look at the phenomenon holistically and cross culturally, trying to understand it the best way I can, which is not just limited to one field. And so early on, like, you know, people called me a demonologist and then it was like, these are UFOs. I don't know what I am.

• 1:07:03Kurt Metzger?

  But you don't get hung up on that shit. I I this is what I like about you. You you you don't say demons or aliens or, because I find that very like, uh, uh. Markety packaging to do it that way, and I think it's stupid.

• 1:07:15Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:07:15Kurt Metzger?

  And I don't hear you guys doing that.

• 1:07:17Speaker 06

  Here's the issue that we're running into is that this field has been largely compartmentalized.

• 1:07:23Kurt Metzger?

  Right.

• 1:07:24Speaker 06

  Where it's aliens here, you know, they're category errors. Where it's okay, it's this alien or a demon. And what we're realizing, and this is just the data, this isn't even Nathaniel. Is that the hitchhiker effect is what they're calling it, but that includes every every phenomenon.

• 1:07:38Kurt Metzger?

  What is the hitchhiker effect?

• 1:07:39Speaker 06

  All of them.

• 1:07:40Kurt Metzger?

  I don't know. What is that?

• 1:07:41Speaker 06

  So.

• 1:07:41Duncan Trussell?

  It's my favorite band.

• 1:07:42Speaker 06

  Okay. Yeah, right.

• 1:07:44Kurt Metzger?

  That's our old band.

• 1:07:46Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, acting like we weren't in a band together called the Hitchhiker Effect?

• 1:07:50Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. Anyway, go ahead. Yeah, no, that'll be.

• 1:07:53Speaker 06

  No, you're good, Dan. Uh. So essentially, it's it's known in ufology, essentially what happens is you go to a location to do research, you set up your equipment. Your instrumentation or and then. Go home with an entity. And you'll you'll be haunted by the phenomenon itself, or. In addition to that, we have cases where pilots have witnessed a craft in the sky. And then they'll go. Haunting.

• 1:08:20Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, say that again. You dropped out. You dropped out. Say that one more time.

• 1:08:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, you'll like a pilot will be. They'll go witness something in the sky, like a UAP or UFO. And then they'll go back to their home and they'll be they'll be greeted with a malevolent haunting.

• 1:08:35Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:36Speaker 06

  Where now it's not extraterrestrials, it's literally like apparitions of the dead.

• 1:08:41Duncan Trussell?

  Lights start blinking, weird shit.

• 1:08:43Kurt Metzger?

  Real astronaut stuff.

• 1:08:45Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:45Speaker 06

  Right, which it kind of borrows all the lines because as a researcher like myself, I'm asking the question, okay, what are we really dealing with here? And anyways, my point though is that's what demonology set out to do, is really trying to understand the hitchhiker effect. What are these beings? Is there a way to push the beasts back in the darkness? And really what I'm trying to do now is to try to get people to understand that it's not either or here.

• 1:09:10Duncan Trussell?

  What do you mean push the beast? What do you mean push the beast back into the darkness?

• 1:09:13Kurt Metzger?

  The baculum back in the walrus.

• 1:09:15Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:09:16Duncan Trussell?

  Did you mean back?

• 1:09:19Speaker 06

  What I meant was that we're looking for ways to stop the hitchhiker effect. From contacting people.

• 1:09:26Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, I okay, because this is probably for you. One of the problems of your job is that anytime, if this hitchhiker effect is real. Anytime you go to any place where there's some kind of paranormal activity, you risk bringing that back to your home.

• 1:09:43Speaker 06

  Absolutely.

• 1:09:44Kurt Metzger?

  What about CE five? Doesn't that cause a hitchhiker effect for some people?

• 1:09:49Speaker 06

  Absolutely. Yeah, anything that is, yeah, especially CE five, really because. It's all designed to curate a conscious connection with this phenomenon. And at the root of it, we cannot predict its behavior. I mean, I've had cases where like this one woman was kind of primed by Stephen Greer. To go for the protocols. And once she established that conscious connection, she goes home, could not sever it. She stood. Um, like lingering and watching her.

• 1:10:21Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, wait, you dropped out. You dropped out. Say that.

• 1:10:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:10:24Kurt Metzger?

  Well, you're dropping out of all these hair raising parts.

• 1:10:27Speaker 06

  I know, right? She went home with the phenomenon, or rather the phenomenon went home with her. And that conscious connection was never severed. And so once she created it, it it curated it and actually, yeah, stalked her. So she's at her house. And she walks into a room and there's a full bodied apparition. Of an entity.

• 1:10:48Kurt Metzger?

  That was a song on our band.

• 1:10:50Speaker 06

  Yeah, right. And so one of the theories now.

• 1:10:53Duncan Trussell?

  Big bodied apparition.

• 1:10:54Speaker 06

  Big body. You know, what we're looking at now is that like this intelligence seeks to be seen.

• 1:11:01Kurt Metzger?

  Yes.

• 1:11:01Speaker 06

  And.

• 1:11:02Kurt Metzger?

  It's a weird exhibitionist thing.

• 1:11:04Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, and they, you know, I'm glad you're you're bringing this up because I think this is one, oh, hello. I think, sorry, they on the screen, they're showing a ghost with a big booty and a nice booty. If I might say.

• 1:11:19Kurt Metzger?

  A full bodied apparition.

• 1:11:20Duncan Trussell?

  Big old ass. Now, um, okay, but I, don't you think that you you have this convergence right now between people? Who are skeptical. They don't believe in this stuff. Enough to worry about some effect from fucking with it, which is why they fuck with it, because they're like. They don't really believe in it. And then they do these courses, they get involved with this or that. And they there it backfires because. You not believing in it is not going to protect you from it any more than, you know, if you don't believe in radiation. And you pick up some radioactive rock, your teeth are going to start falling out.

• 1:11:59Duncan Trussell?

  And it reminds me of that. It reminds me of like the radium girls. It reminds me of other cases in history where. There was something we were tuning in on, but we didn't know everything about it. And some of these like practices are really fucking people up.

• 1:12:15Kurt Metzger?

  Hey.

• 1:12:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, you're you're right. And we're also trying to map out the paranormal architecture this phenomenon uses. I mean, so so let me back up and say this, like, back in the day, we had what's called a haunting or the field of hauntology. Which is basically, you know, you have poltergeist activity, shadow figures. And in that field of hauntings, we had what's called the attachment syndrome. It was codified, classified within malevolent hauntings. What ufology's now done is kind of astroturf that entire subject.

• 1:12:49Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:49Speaker 06

  And now it's no longer, right? It's the hitchhiker now. It's like, well, that it belongs to ufology.

• 1:12:54Kurt Metzger?

  Who made that up? Who made up the hitchhiker effect?

• 1:12:56Speaker 06

  I don't know. I do not know. I wish I did.

• 1:12:59Kurt Metzger?

  Cause high strangeness is like fucking magic. Or I like what Dark Journalist calls it, apotheum. Like reality warping.

• 1:13:08Duncan Trussell?

  That's cool. I like apotheum.

• 1:13:10Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, that's our best. I thought, I think, I think he made it up. I don't know if he did, but he, but that's, that the whole point of doing rituals and shit in a holographic universe is to warp, yeah. So, let's say you have a front, a front life that's normal to people, right?

• 1:13:25Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:25Kurt Metzger?

  But um, you, you're unfortunate enough to be from somewhere where you have a secret life too. And your family's weird fucking cult. And in that cult, um, all the good people are bad people. Cause it's upside down. In fact, you might think of it as the upside down. You know?

• 1:13:40Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:41Kurt Metzger?

  So I know when Ian's talking about his hometown weird shit, yo, this, our friend Ian Faidance is here and he's from Arden. Or around there. And he was talking, he goes, yeah, we had all those rumors and he said all these rumors, you know, okay, there's the hot dog in the pussy rumor that is an urban legend. Then he starts bringing up shit.

• 1:13:57Duncan Trussell?

  Tell him, he might not know hot dog in the pussy.

• 1:14:00Kurt Metzger?

  Yes, yeah, come on.

• 1:14:01Duncan Trussell?

  Which by the way, is on our album.

• 1:14:03Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:04Duncan Trussell?

  Hitchhiker Effect.

• 1:14:05Kurt Metzger?

  Hot dog in the pussy is true. I heard of that, but I ain't never heard no baby eating tree.

• 1:14:10Duncan Trussell?

  Baby, anyway, he, he listed a bunch of things, but we're getting off track here, right? Like this, this hitch, so I, this is something I've wondered about the hitchhiker effect. Is it, you know, some kind of unquantifiable or yet to be quantified entity? Or is it like what Metzger is saying, you have via these practices opened up your perceptual mechanism enough that you are see.

• 1:14:35Kurt Metzger?

  You got a computer virus now.

• 1:14:37Duncan Trussell?

  Do you think, yeah, is, is it, I'm, I'm just wondering, is it more of like a distortion of one's perception? Or do you think it's actual entities?

• 1:14:45Speaker 06

  I think it's both. One thing that people fail to realize is that when these entities manifest, they will often trigger the observer effect. So that we could collapse them into an image.

• 1:14:56Kurt Metzger?

  There you go.

• 1:14:57Speaker 06

  And it's not really them. It's just something that they allow themselves to wear.

• 1:15:01Duncan Trussell?

  Can you explain that like for a five year old? What do you, what do you mean?

• 1:15:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, so.

• 1:15:05Kurt Metzger?

  Adams aren't there to look at him.

• 1:15:07Speaker 06

  Okay. Right. There's a pattern, there's pattern confirming evidence to where, you know, these, it's like the hitchhiker effect, exactly what we're talking about, where the entities that are allegedly extraterrestrial are now the apparitions of deceased children or something.

• 1:15:21Duncan Trussell?

  Gotcha. That's so weird.

• 1:15:23Speaker 06

  Well, why, right. So what are they? Are they really deceased? Or are they even children? Are they even ghosts? And but my, my take though here, this is some of the more fascinating research being done lately is from James Lakatsky. And what he's been doing, and he wrote a book called Future Visions, but what he's really trying to do is basically point us towards this idea that we're not dealing with either or. It's not ghosts or aliens or demons or gen. What he's really saying is it's kind of weird because like, you know, you'll, you'll see a craft in the sky that's allegedly extraterrestrial.

• 1:15:58Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:58Speaker 06

  But then you go home with apparitions of the dead.

• 1:16:02Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:02Speaker 06

  And so are they, you know, are they ghosts or are they aliens? It's probable, and this is just my hypothesis, that we're dealing with something that's they're all from the same source. And it's, it's a lot of Jacques Vallée's work, but what we're experiencing now, again, in the hitchhiker effect is enough, it's hauntings. And what I'm running into is that ufologists are realizing that they have no taxonomy for the entities that are, that are hitchhiking. It's like, okay, are they extraterrestrial? No, they appear to be dead people. And there's a problem with that because as much as our instrumentation can measure and document things on radar and sonar,

• 1:16:43Speaker 06

  there is no instrumentation to document the intentions of the entities that are following us home. I can't measure that, right? I have to determine that another way. So that's really what we're looking at. But with respect to the masks, we have a problem because a lot of these entities that hitchhike appear to be not just deceased, but loved ones. People that have, you know, that have transitioned to the afterlife. And then at a certain moment, we realize, and this happened over and over again, that they're not our loved ones at all. It was something that was wearing the mask of our loved ones. Something that wanted to appear to us as deceased. And that's where all of these categories we thought existed kind of fall apart. And we realize

• 1:17:27Speaker 06

  potentially that it's not either or. It's literally one singular intelligence that's been masquerading as different entities.

• 1:17:36Duncan Trussell?

  And kind of using your memories or your sort of subjective experience as a costume to wear.

• 1:17:43Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, the thing you just said, say it, one singular entity, say it again.

• 1:17:48Speaker 06

  Or intel, a singular intelligence.

• 1:17:51Kurt Metzger?

  Go ahead.

• 1:17:51Speaker 06

  In other words, it might be the same species, whatever that species is.

• 1:17:55Kurt Metzger?

  Masquerading as different, what?

• 1:17:57Speaker 06

  Absolutely.

• 1:17:58Kurt Metzger?

  As different what?

• 1:17:59Speaker 06

  Masks.

• 1:18:01Kurt Metzger?

  Isn't that what they?

• 1:18:02Speaker 06

  And interfaces.

• 1:18:03Kurt Metzger?

  Well, isn't that like some kind of Buddhist god interpretation really?

• 1:18:06Duncan Trussell?

  Well, yeah, when you pull up, um.

• 1:18:08Kurt Metzger?

  Is that kind of what that is? Like you're all God, you know, the universe knowing itself? So what is it? An anti verse then?

• 1:18:15Duncan Trussell?

  Pull up Bhagavad Gita, what, whatever you see me as, that I will be. This is from the Bhagavad Gita.

• 1:18:22Kurt Metzger?

  This is what we teach at Clam Bashers, okay? Pronounce an Indian word's good. You want to get bashin' clam?

• 1:18:28Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, listen to this. You're probably familiar with this. Uh.

• 1:18:31Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:32Duncan Trussell?

  Let me see here. What is the verse? Uh, in whatever way people surrender or approach me, I reciprocate and reward them accordingly. But basically because God, the idea is because God is unlimited. God will appear as whatever your faith is. So it is the observer effect. So in this case, and I'm not saying these are, this is God, but I'm saying it, it does, it seems to be relational in the sense that these things.

• 1:18:57Speaker 06

  To an extent, to an extent. So here's what we're dealing with. Um, we're dealing with, okay, it's like John Klein in the, in the Mothman Prophecies movie. Where he gets a phone call from Andrew Cole and Klein is listing all of the inquiries he's wanting answers for. And one of the questions he asks is what do you look like? And Andrew Cole says it depends on who's looking.

• 1:19:19Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:19:19Speaker 06

  Now, that's only, at least from my data, it's, it's only limited to the interface that beings use. It is not, it's not limited or even including their intentions with us.

• 1:19:32Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, well, they're getting 30 and God observer effect. So everybody feels like they're on a, so before they had the internet and whatever, you know, you believed in God, there was somebody who's always watching you. So you exist because you're being viewed. You're collapsing to a form, okay? So if you're something from the last go around that don't have that, like, how can I exist? I need you, a guy who's a piece of God to, to, I need to suck that out of you, that thing where I'm, where I have, I'm not just chaos, I'm a form.

• 1:20:02Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:20:03Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. And a lot of these like, uh, things crave that. They're like parasites.

• 1:20:07Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:08Kurt Metzger?

  And they're inverted from being alive. They don't even think like a living thing. That's why it's so evil. Cause you, you can't expect a thing that's not alive to think how a living thing thinks, right? So, so then you get the sigil. It's very simple. We got the branding in society nonstop.

• 1:20:22Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:20:22Kurt Metzger?

  Then you got your movies and shit to groom you, to put archetypes in your, what are archetypes? This shit needs to pass through that prism in, in you.

• 1:20:30Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:31Kurt Metzger?

  So it can manifest in front of you.

• 1:20:32Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:33Kurt Metzger?

  So I got a sigil. There's a certain amount of information stored. Then you, you are observing it. And then whatever, whatever creepy plasma remnants are behind you. Some extra dimension, we collapse all together and now I've got everything. I, everything I need to exist just for a little few, few more moments in this plane.

• 1:20:50Duncan Trussell?

  It's kind of like, uh, that sheet music for a player piano. It's like you could put that sheet music in different pianos. It's going to sound different. The music's the same, but this, whatever this is, is clearly it, it's merging. But I, my question is, so okay, you get the hitchhiker effect and let's just, it's dead kids or whatever, now, or now in your house.

• 1:21:13Kurt Metzger?

  Is that from Skinwalker Ranch?

• 1:21:14Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know, but if, if.

• 1:21:15Kurt Metzger?

  That's what I've always heard from.

• 1:21:17Duncan Trussell?

  Is the hitchhiker effect generally only experienced by the person who brought the thing home? Or do other people experience the same thing?

• 1:21:26Speaker 06

  This is when we get into Lakatsky's work and the transmissibility of the hitchhiker effect. So number one, to answer your question, uh, Kirk, that comes from a particular manifestation of dead kids. That was from an article written by Clon Kelleher. That worked at Skinwalker. The other two references are from, uh, Skinwalkers at the Pentagon, the book that was authored by, uh, Lakatsky, and I think it was, um, Keller as well. Point being to your, to your question, now you, you have this aspect of the phenomenon where just because you experienced it first does not mean the phenomenon was targeting you specifically. You may be a temporary host to where it hitchhikes on you or to you, and then you go home with it.

• 1:22:10Speaker 06

  And then next thing you know, we first learned this behavioral pattern, not in ufology, but in haunology. And what happens is, it's just like the Jackie Hernandez case with Dr. Barry Taff, where you are being violently haunted by the phenomenon. Next thing you know, it's no longer in your house, it's across the street.

• 1:22:27Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 1:22:28Speaker 06

  And so what we're looking at now is, that's the transmissibility of this. It's like, okay, is it, is it weaponizing a pre-existing paranormal architecture that we're unaware of, right?

• 1:22:40Kurt Metzger?

  Sounds like a parasite. Sounds like a parasite or bacteria or a fucking.

• 1:22:45Duncan Trussell?

  Or a burr, you know, just a seed that gets in a dog's fur and it carries it around. And you know, it maybe it tricks us, the eating, the sweet part is like the UFO or the, you know, incredible phenomenon you want to experience. And then you get this thing stuck in you.

• 1:23:02Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I, dude, I think a bunch of areas where people live or can't live and where the world is always about this, about not having the right immunities for an area.

• 1:23:09Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:23:10Kurt Metzger?

  That's why I think those principalities are physically is all the air and the viruses and the little burrs and the plants and all those things.

• 1:23:17Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:23:18Kurt Metzger?

  Like that's what that, that's what's in charge really. Do you know what I mean? And that's how these people get, and it, it has to, yeah. And then you, but you're observed, the Adam and Eve story. What's their power? And I got this out of Tracy Twymageet. The power is to name the animals. And she said, there's something to that, that that's some kind of power. And I think that that is collapsing the wave function is that power.

• 1:23:39Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:23:40Kurt Metzger?

  So when you hear all these like spear, like theosophists or all these kinds of people talk about it, they'll talk about the earth, it wasn't so solid the shapes. Like you would be more conceptual than a finished shape back in another go around. I think there's something that has something to do with that, where it's like, you're this, you're a fucking Bigfoot.

• 1:23:58Duncan Trussell?

  Well, yeah.

• 1:23:58Kurt Metzger?

  You're a fucking alien.

• 1:23:59Duncan Trussell?

  No, it's magic. It like, it's not to reduce it to idiot politics, but you know, like when Trump in names someone insultingly, that's a spell. He's.

• 1:24:10Kurt Metzger?

  Is Joe sleepy? Did Hunter say if Joe was sleepy?

• 1:24:12Duncan Trussell?

  No, he's fine.

• 1:24:14Kurt Metzger?

  I would ask him like, how is your dad alive still?

• 1:24:16Duncan Trussell?

  He's, no, his dad was.

• 1:24:18Kurt Metzger?

  I watched the last ice cube in his head melt on live television. So I'm wondering how he'd be alive.

• 1:24:23Duncan Trussell?

  This is gonna make you feel much better.

• 1:24:24Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:24Duncan Trussell?

  Joe Biden, as it turns out, during the presidency cognitively was fine. He did bad on the debate, but that was, that was really anomalous. Other than that, he's like sharp as a tack. Hunter Biden told me that.

• 1:24:36Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, boy, thanks for telling me, man. I'm holding all this anger about things.

• 1:24:40Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, he can let it go. He was fine.

• 1:24:42Kurt Metzger?

  He was better than Kamala. We can, we know that.

• 1:24:45Duncan Trussell?

  True.

• 1:24:46Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, holy shit. I, you wouldn't have thought.

• 1:24:50Duncan Trussell?

  And that's a high bar.

• 1:24:51Kurt Metzger?

  Anyway, I, I can't believe Joe Biden is alive. I, I just can't believe it. Wait, who's, which one is his favorite? Tall Biden or shorter Biden?

• 1:25:00Duncan Trussell?

  Oh.

• 1:25:00Kurt Metzger?

  Did Hunter say that?

• 1:25:01Duncan Trussell?

  I didn't ask.

• 1:25:02Kurt Metzger?

  Which dad do you like better? Tall dad or short dad?

• 1:25:05Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, look, we're getting off track. We have a demonologist online right now and I fucked it up by talking about politics.

• 1:25:10Kurt Metzger?

  Well, Jacques Vallée.

• 1:25:11Duncan Trussell?

  Let's get back into.

• 1:25:12Kurt Metzger?

  This is why I was like, holy shit, Nathaniel, call in because Jacques Vallée, and this is in the compartmentalization of the UFO talking debate. He said that they have some being somewhere that they're, they can't even figure out how to talk to it, like that fucking movie. Go ahead. Explain it better than me, Nathaniel.

• 1:25:30Speaker 06

  Well, the first mention, at least to my knowledge, of the entity that our government was trying to converse with was when Jacques Vallée said that, number one, we are in possession, or at least in contact with the being. And this is what's funny. He said, but we're not sure if it's an avatar or not. Now, that's interesting language because an avatar could be a biological avatar that is possessed by consciousness or some kind of AI. I don't know. It's fucking for language here, you know? Or it could be an avatar as in it's a physiological construct or a projection of another intelligence, like a hologram.

• 1:26:14Speaker 06

  And so that's when my colleague Stephen and I's ears were really, really perked up. They're like, what in the world's going on? So then the second time that Jacques Vallée mentioned this, he said that we are in contact, or at least trying to establish contact with a being that, that we have. And that, that was interesting. And then the third one was even deeper. He's like that, you know, we are in possession of it. And we are now, I think it was telepathically in contact with it. So I don't know if these are all the same entities.

• 1:26:44Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, what was the thing he said about they weren't able to figure out how to talk to it at first?

• 1:26:49Speaker 06

  Yeah, they couldn't, they could not establish, yeah, they didn't know how to talk to it at first.

• 1:26:52Kurt Metzger?

  You said, this is a clip I was watching you with Merritt. You said a good point, which is like, I thought they'd talk in your head and they could walk through your walls and shit. What are you talking about?

• 1:27:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, absolutely. Right. So there, there's some inconsistencies there. And it just makes me wonder where he's getting this information from. Uh, the problem I'm having is like, even if we did establish contact, can we trust what they have to say?

• 1:27:14Duncan Trussell?

  Right. Yeah, that I wanna.

• 1:27:16Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, you can. If you're related to, if you believe in your heart, you're related to them, you can.

• 1:27:20Duncan Trussell?

  But I do want to emphasize what you just said, because it's interesting to me that a lot of the people who do make contact with these entities via whatever it may be, rituals, psychedelics, some UFO technique, for some reason immediately trust them. Like they don't give them the same level of doubt.

• 1:27:41Kurt Metzger?

  It's not my dad, so I trust it.

• 1:27:43Duncan Trussell?

  Like someone shows up.

• 1:27:45Kurt Metzger?

  All I know is fuck you, mom and dad. That's all I know.

• 1:27:49Duncan Trussell?

  But you know what I mean?

• 1:27:50Kurt Metzger?

  I was healed by seeing lights.

• 1:27:52Duncan Trussell?

  It seems very dangerous. And it actually, I, I feel like a lot of these people who will trust like a jeweled praying mantis, like they won't trust most people in the human realm.

• 1:28:04Kurt Metzger?

  I trust jeweled praying mantises. And if you have bling in real life, two things.

• 1:28:08Speaker 06

  That's, that's my issue, guys. Like, I mean, we're talking about people that lock their doors at night, that will tell their children, do not take candy from strangers. And then at the same time encourage contact with an intelligence that we, we can't locate, we don't know where, what, or even when it is.

• 1:28:24Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:24Speaker 06

  We can't, we can't put handcuffs on it. It's not just in the sky, it's in your home.

• 1:28:29Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:30Speaker 06

  I mean, James Stratton's child.

• 1:28:32Kurt Metzger?

  By the way, if I can't cuff it up and hit it with this walrus baculum I'm holding, then I don't want it anywhere near me, bitch. That's a free Andrew Tate also.

• 1:28:39Duncan Trussell?

  Can't cuff, won't fuck.

• 1:28:41Kurt Metzger?

  Can't cuff, won't fuck. Bottom line. You can't see what we're wearing right now, but it's really good.

• 1:28:48Duncan Trussell?

  But yeah, like, why are people so, it just, I get it. I mean, it's cool. You know, I've had contact from entities. It's just like, it wasn't.

• 1:28:55Kurt Metzger?

  Like who?

• 1:28:56Duncan Trussell?

  I'll tell you later.

• 1:28:57Kurt Metzger?

  That corrupt gym that keeps trying to get, I'll never pay that gym. Fuck you.

• 1:29:01Duncan Trussell?

  I just, I, I just never really liked it. And also I, I didn't really like have a sense of like, yeah, this, this is good, right?

• 1:29:09Kurt Metzger?

  Are you for being for real? What do you mean? How did this happen?

• 1:29:11Duncan Trussell?

  I can't say it on camera.

• 1:29:13Kurt Metzger?

  God damn it.

• 1:29:15Speaker 06

  Well, the real issue.

• 1:29:18Duncan Trussell?

  I, once, once the law passes.

• 1:29:20Kurt Metzger?

  When we get dunk closure.

• 1:29:21Duncan Trussell?

  Dunk closure.

• 1:29:24Kurt Metzger?

  Jacques Vallée's a stinking rosaros.

• 1:29:26Duncan Trussell?

  I was on mushrooms. I was on mushrooms. I thought that some Baphomet was talking to me.

• 1:29:31Kurt Metzger?

  Why?

• 1:29:32Duncan Trussell?

  When I was in my team. Cause it told me that's who it was.

• 1:29:34Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. Baphomet, what year was this?

• 1:29:36Duncan Trussell?

  It was horrible.

• 1:29:38Kurt Metzger?

  What year was this?

• 1:29:38Duncan Trussell?

  It was the nineties, dude.

• 1:29:40Kurt Metzger?

  Baphomet was talking to a lot of people. What, why was it horrible?

• 1:29:43Duncan Trussell?

  What? It was, it felt very, uh, even though like what it was saying was like nice, it just felt very, I don't know, like, you know, when you get, this is gonna sound really dumb. Like when you go into like an important banking institution or an institution, it's got this horrible heaviness to it.

• 1:30:02Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:03Duncan Trussell?

  It was like that. It just felt fucking heavy. And even though what it was in, and it felt powerful, but in the wrong way, if that makes sense, like, you know what I mean? Just like, like it was just all, everything about it was like fucked up.

• 1:30:17Kurt Metzger?

  Aggressively homosexual.

• 1:30:20Duncan Trussell?

  That's my OnlyFans.

• 1:30:23Kurt Metzger?

  That was our other band.

• 1:30:27Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:30:28Duncan Trussell?

  But anyway, all I'm saying is I didn't like it. And I feel like it's really interesting.

• 1:30:33Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, Sean Patrick Haslett told me that he, when he started looking at his shit and specifically Sumerian thing. Have you ever heard of this, Nathaniel, of feeling like there's a beard on the back of your neck?

• 1:30:50Kurt Metzger?

  I swear.

• 1:30:51Speaker 06

  Yeah, they told me that, but that's hilarious.

• 1:30:53Kurt Metzger?

  Sean, I, I, dude, I remember he said to me like, no, that's never happened to me.

• 1:31:00Kurt Metzger?

  A good stiff beard. No, certainly not a clam bashers cruise. I'll tell you that.

• 1:31:04Duncan Trussell?

  All right. So let's get back into this. Let's get back into this. What, what, like, talk about the dangers. You know, of like meddling with this shit if you don't know what you're doing. And also what do you do to protect yourself? You study this stuff. You're in direct contact all the time.

• 1:31:20Speaker 06

  So, okay, so here's the something that is quite disturbing. And again, I'm not like trying to scare everybody, but here is a fact. Number one, when we're interfacing with these entities, these beings have the ability to manipulate our emotions.

• 1:31:35Kurt Metzger?

  Right.

• 1:31:36Speaker 06

  So when people say, well, I felt loved and all of that, well, it's possible that entity is wanting you to feel that. It's manipulating you. Number two, it can manipulate our perception. So if we can't trust what we feel or what we see, what's actually going on? In addition to that, we, again, like I said before, we don't know what, where, or when it is. These beings have the ability to materialize and then walk through a wall. What do you do with that? And that's why it kind of makes me think, you know, maybe we really don't have a body. Maybe, you know, we have something that would could materialize into a body.

• 1:32:11Kurt Metzger?

  Well, we can that we're condensed. Look, they can't condense into ice. So there's something where they got to hijack your perception to be able to condense into the

• 1:32:21Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, right.

• 1:32:21Kurt Metzger?

  Physical world for a brief amount of time, which is clearly something that there's a deep addiction to the point of its sustenance.

• 1:32:27Duncan Trussell?

  It's nice to have a body. And by the way, I would materialize after I walk through a wall.

• 1:32:34Speaker 06

  Uh, yes.

• 1:32:35Duncan Trussell?

  Why materialize before?

• 1:32:37Kurt Metzger?

  That's where the Phil Dove experiment went wrong. Wait till after you walk through the wall. We won't have any problems. Very simple. Um, can a human be denser than water in some ways? Okay, wait, wait. So, um, the, here's the thing with Vallet. That thing that I watched you say in the clip, that guy knows better. That guy used to play Q bird on Atari twenty six hundred with Anton LaVey.

• 1:33:01Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 1:33:02Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, you don't, you ever seen those pictures and?

• 1:33:04Duncan Trussell?

  Can we fucking pull that up?

• 1:33:06Kurt Metzger?

  How do you not know that?

• 1:33:07Duncan Trussell?

  Well, how did you not lead with that?

• 1:33:09Kurt Metzger?

  I forgot.

• 1:33:10Duncan Trussell?

  That is so creep. That's a creepy. That might be the creepiest thing ever in my life.

• 1:33:15Kurt Metzger?

  I was just gripping this walrus penis bone so hard that I forgot a lot.

• 1:33:19Duncan Trussell?

  I still remember the Q bird sounds.

• 1:33:21Kurt Metzger?

  Really?

• 1:33:22Duncan Trussell?

  I, I hate it. I was never good at it.

• 1:33:24Kurt Metzger?

  Um, yeah, I wonder if, uh.

• 1:33:27Duncan Trussell?

  There's Anton LaVey, but I don't see him. What is this shit? Why is everybody doing this?

• 1:33:32Kurt Metzger?

  The Andrew Tate of a younger.

• 1:33:34Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, my God, it's Andrew Tate.

• 1:33:35Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, do you like hidden Amaruca?

• 1:33:37Duncan Trussell?

  Anton Andrew.

• 1:33:39Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, hidden Amaruca channel you should put on. Do you know that guy? Nathaniel?

• 1:33:44Duncan Trussell?

  What is this?

• 1:33:45Kurt Metzger?

  His channel's great, but he had a whole thing that was breaking down, um, what their little fucking, cause magic is mind control, number one, all is mind in the world of that shit. And so everything's based on programming you.

• 1:33:56Duncan Trussell?

  Kurt, what is this?

• 1:33:58Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 1:33:58Duncan Trussell?

  Sorry to cut you off, but what is this?

• 1:33:59Kurt Metzger?

  The triangle of manifestation?

• 1:34:00Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, I didn't know that.

• 1:34:02Kurt Metzger?

  You didn't know that?

• 1:34:03Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 1:34:03Kurt Metzger?

  That's why Hunter would talk to you, not me. That's why Hunter would talk to you and not me because of that.

• 1:34:08Duncan Trussell?

  Jealous.

• 1:34:09Speaker 06

  Duncan basically do anything for money. Hold on, he's calling you. Yeah, yeah. Hello?

• 1:34:17Duncan Trussell?

  Do you want to do mystery boys and friends at the mothership? Uh. Adam says he's got some Wednesdays available, starting next Wednesday.

• 1:34:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, for sure. Wait, I'm on, I'm recording trashing you as that guy from that, that, uh, Too Lazy to Try channel. They have a thing of me as that guy.

• 1:34:36Duncan Trussell?

  That's what guy?

• 1:34:37Speaker 06

  You know, the Too Lazy to Try channel?

• 1:34:40Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know that.

• 1:34:41Speaker 06

  Oh, all right. I'll, I'll talk to you. Yeah, I'll tell you later. What?

• 1:34:45Duncan Trussell?

  Tell Adam that next Wednesday you're available.

• 1:34:48Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:34:49Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, probably awesome. Let me know if those.

• 1:34:51Speaker 06

  All right, everybody, bye. Yeah. So like Duncan didn't even get the joke of, of doing this, which is like, yet another reason why the show sucks and why your mom's, your mom's house is going down the tubes and Bert's too drunk. Um, so basically, um, Duncan's on the wrong side of history, like most things. And, uh, never should went into that interview and he should have said, probably should have helped firms and less Kurt. Can also ask Hunter Biden anything he wants. I don't, I'm not showing up to Chris Williams show podcast, but he didn't do that. And now like everybody's turning against him and, um, it's a good reason that they do. And, um, okay, let's hope it keeps going. I sell ads on this.

• 1:35:30Duncan Trussell?

  Keep going. I derailed you. I, I want to hear what you're saying. I'm sorry.

• 1:35:33Speaker 06

  Uh, I don't remember what I was saying.

• 1:35:36Duncan Trussell?

  You don't remember? I'll, I'll.

• 1:35:38Kurt Metzger?

  You know what we'll do? We'll hand, this is how we do it on the cruise. Whatever brother has the walrus baculum is the one who's the, uh,

• 1:35:45Duncan Trussell?

  You can talk.

• 1:35:45Kurt Metzger?

  The tribal, the speed, the, the speaker, the Spielberg of the, the Spielboy of the group.

• 1:35:51Duncan Trussell?

  I love it. You go, you got the stick. I have nothing else to say.

• 1:35:53Kurt Metzger?

  Um, anyway, uh, hidden Amaruca, uh, put that in hidden Amaruca and Andrew Tate. So I was watching it today because I first heard of the Iggy Sima wise character from, um, uh, who has, this whole guru system that you see, that's like a franchise. It, I mean, it's like a sales funnel or a fucking any other MLM thing. They're all the same fucking thing. At the end of the day, dude, that's a pyramid scheme, including with this fucking afterlife shit. They're all, it's all like getting in, uh, what do you call it? Initiated into a pyramid of some kind.

• 1:36:27Duncan Trussell?

  Mm hmm.

• 1:36:28Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, let's see. Uh, hidden, no, no, Amaruca. So it's, uh, it's a channel. With a K, Amaruca. And, uh, I think it's Andrew Tate with an E. And yeah, there you go. And they go on YouTube. That's where it is. Because his little, little wordplay, like, you know how much of it is puns? How much of magic is doing stupid puns?

• 1:36:48Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:36:49Kurt Metzger?

  So he's top G, right?

• 1:36:51Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:36:51Kurt Metzger?

  And he helps you find your inner G, right?

• 1:36:55Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, boy.

• 1:36:56Kurt Metzger?

  NRG, get the fucking, it's like, okay. And then he, the G, by the way, on the Masonic compass.

• 1:37:03Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

• 1:37:04Kurt Metzger?

  Degenerative principles. So this motherfucker is always doing these Mudra hands. Because in their mind, they're completing a circuit of their fucking inner jizz energy. It's so gay, dude. I mean, we're not gay on this boat. You don't think that just because we hit you taint with a fucking baculum.

• 1:37:18Duncan Trussell?

  Because we're beyond gay and straight on this.

• 1:37:21Kurt Metzger?

  We've grown beyond those labels. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Uh, hidden Amaruca. Um, uh, master class in mind control. There you go. Hit that one. Yo, this guy's channel is fucking pretty good, good, good. I, I, I say, uh, his name's Connor.

• 1:37:38Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, yeah, you gotta make.

• 1:37:40Speaker 06

  In today's video, we're going to do an extensive case study on the top GM self, Andrew Tate.

• 1:37:46Kurt Metzger?

  The top generative principle.

• 1:37:48Speaker 06

  Tate often claims he did not cast a magic spell over his followers.

• 1:37:53Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, so stop it for one second. So remember I kept saying, I'm not in the CIA, the, well, that one episode we did, uh, in the future, but they, people saw it a couple of weeks ago?

• 1:38:00Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:38:02Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I'm not seeing it. That's a thing he does. He goes, well, I didn't cast a magic spell.

• 1:38:07Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:38:08Kurt Metzger?

  And it's very effective, much like when Benjamin Netanyahu goes, well, like, we didn't kill Charlie Kirk, like right after he dies. How effective that is?

• 1:38:15Duncan Trussell?

  It's so weirdly effective. Yeah, it works.

• 1:38:19Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. All right. I gotta go take a huge shit, but hold on, I'll be right back. But watch this, watch this.

• 1:38:26Duncan Trussell?

  Can you hear this, by the way?

• 1:38:28Speaker 06

  I can hear that. This is wild. Yeah, man.

• 1:38:34Duncan Trussell?

  What? While, while he's going to use the bathroom.

• 1:38:39Duncan Trussell?

  What, what do you like? You know, I, I worry about my friends who ha, who are sort of like, uh, academically studying this stuff, just because I don't think it cares. Like I think just any kind of, um, in my own experience, any kind of like, even if the initial

• 1:39:00Duncan Trussell?

  intent is research, I'm just curious. It always leads to something weird and not good weird. It always leads to something kind of like off. And maybe that's just my lack of skill when it comes to practicing this stuff, but you know what I mean? Like, what do you do to protect yourself? Cause I'm sure you're, I can't even imagine the books you read or the, the weird places you go to do your research.

• 1:39:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, man. So I've kind of, okay. So growing up in the haunted house, I knew what the phenomenon would feel like. Whenever would manifest, I would always feel watched.

• 1:39:34Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:39:34Speaker 06

  I'd feel invaded.

• 1:39:35Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:39:36Speaker 06

  And, uh, so what I do now, and this has happened many times, man, like you can talk about calling Steve and even some of my other friends in the field where if you trip over something in the research, like sometimes you won't even know it. And it won't even matter to you. It would just be some data point that you're like, eh, it's weird, whatever. We'll all get, you know, the backup of minds. You'll trip over something and next thing you know, the phenomenon will be triggered. And for me, again, it deals with people differently. Some people will not get mentally attacked. They'll get like physically attacked or you don't have shadow figures. There's kind of a hierarchy. You know, of different entities that they'll send with me specifically, it's not really paranormal activity. I grew up with that, right? So I was kind of like, okay, it's not a big deal to me.

• 1:40:19Speaker 06

  Um, but what I get is like mentally attacked. Right? So like, if I trip over something, I'll get like really depressed.

• 1:40:27Duncan Trussell?

  What do you mean trip over?

• 1:40:29Speaker 06

  So, yeah, so in the research, uh, okay, for instance, like, okay, recently, this is what happened to me, like about, not recently, but about, about six months ago. So I was researching Alan Greenfield. He's an occult researcher and an author. And, uh, there are these beings that call themselves the Ashtar command.

• 1:40:48Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I've heard of them. I know what you're talking about. Yep. I know them.

• 1:40:51Speaker 06

  I was, yeah, I was watching a little bit of Alan Greenfield.

• 1:40:54Duncan Trussell?

  Madsker's back. We're talking about the Ash, we're talking about the Ashtar command. He's telling a story. He's telling a story of when, um, he ended up tripping over or what I'm assuming is sort of activating this hitchhiker effect in his own life.

• 1:41:08Kurt Metzger?

  Well, the mystery boys, we teach you to go to Gashtar command.

• 1:41:12Duncan Trussell?

  Come on. Grow up.

• 1:41:14Kurt Metzger?

  So I just took a huge shit, by the way.

• 1:41:17Duncan Trussell?

  God damn it.

• 1:41:20Duncan Trussell?

  Gashtar command?

• 1:41:23Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. Skin puncher range, that's for you.

• 1:41:28Duncan Trussell?

  Keep going, keep going. Sorry about that.

• 1:41:31Speaker 06

  It's all good. And you're good, dude. It's awesome beyond, man. So we're fine. But, uh, yeah. And Alan Greenfield, it's like, you know, and he's not a geologist, but he, he comes out of nowhere. He's like, yeah, I guess I was making this connection with the Ashtar command. In my research and the host of the podcast was like, okay, Alan, like, what's the connection? He goes, well, the Ashtar comes from Ashtarov. And he said, I'm in the possession, right? He said, I'm in the possession of a grim wire. That's designed to help you conjure Ashtarov. And he's like, you know, it's just interesting to me that whoever these people are channeling the Ashtar command, he goes, it's eerily similar to what I have in this grim wire. And he's like, and it's Ashtar versus Ashtarov.

• 1:42:13Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 1:42:13Speaker 06

  I didn't think anything of that, guys, honestly. And, uh, I was due to do a podcast that night. And next thing I know, like I could feel my blood pressure spiking. And, uh, I got, I got COVID years and years ago and we had, I had this like this in the home blood pressure machine. Well, I took my blood pressure. And it was, uh, was it two seventy eight over one forty nine?

• 1:42:36Duncan Trussell?

  Fuck.

• 1:42:38Speaker 06

  Yeah. And I had to start having heart palpitations and so I had to go to the ER. They're doing all kinds of scans on me. I canceled the interview. Well, that night I got a, an email from the host of that podcast. It's like Nathaniel, because you're not gonna believe this. I'm what? He goes. Manny goes, we got an email and they told us not to have you on. And if you, if the, if we did go through with having you on to talk about your research that someone was going to perform a ritual to stop you.

• 1:43:03Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck?

• 1:43:04Kurt Metzger?

  They got my email?

• 1:43:06Duncan Trussell?

  Why are you doing that?

• 1:43:08Kurt Metzger?

  I didn't think it would work.

• 1:43:09Duncan Trussell?

  You could have died.

• 1:43:10Speaker 06

  It was you.

• 1:43:11Duncan Trussell?

  Why would you do that?

• 1:43:13Kurt Metzger?

  No smart chain at that point. I just get, I just take orders I'm given by mighty, mighty astronauts.

• 1:43:21Kurt Metzger?

  I let Final Fantasy demons give me orders.

• 1:43:26Duncan Trussell?

  That's so fucked up.

• 1:43:29Kurt Metzger?

  It's all over the place.

• 1:43:29Speaker 06

  I had no idea any of that happened, but I think what, I think both things happened at the same time where I tripped over something I wasn't supposed to know. Or, you know, I, I noticed a connection that I wasn't supposed to notice.

• 1:43:41Duncan Trussell?

  Did you get the email address that sent the email?

• 1:43:46Speaker 06

  Um, I'd have to, I didn't get it.

• 1:43:48Duncan Trussell?

  Can you send that to the mystery boys? We will have our private investigators. We'll, we'll research that email. We'll find out.

• 1:43:57Kurt Metzger?

  We're very private and you stay out of our business. We'll let you know how it went.

• 1:44:01Speaker 06

  Right. Well, it goes to show you like there are people like my, my colleague Steve where he and Barry Fitzgerald were researching Babylonian demonology. And the beings started manifesting in their homes independently.

• 1:44:14Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. I don't mean to belabor the point, but did they respond to the email?

• 1:44:19Speaker 06

  Um, I don't know.

• 1:44:20Kurt Metzger?

  It'd be nice if they did.

• 1:44:21Duncan Trussell?

  It's just weird to get an email like that and not be like, hey, who the fuck are you?

• 1:44:24Kurt Metzger?

  I'll put a lot of energy into it, you know?

• 1:44:26Duncan Trussell?

  Why are you emailing me?

• 1:44:27Kurt Metzger?

  I jerked off on a square full of numbers.

• 1:44:29Duncan Trussell?

  Why are you fucking with people like this at this level?

• 1:44:33Kurt Metzger?

  Who me?

• 1:44:33Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:44:34Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:44:34Kurt Metzger?

  Well, it's, uh, once I got that back, hold on.

• 1:44:39Duncan Trussell?

  That baculum changed you.

• 1:44:41Kurt Metzger?

  Once I got my braces off, that was the first thing.

• 1:44:43Duncan Trussell?

  You are different with your baculum.

• 1:44:45Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I'm different acting since I got my braces off is the first thing. That's what I've been told.

• 1:44:51Duncan Trussell?

  I feel like I'm a different person when you have that baculum. He picks the baculum up and changes.

• 1:44:57Kurt Metzger?

  This is how I would, I would have debated Candace Owens with a firm walrus baculum. Oh, I can't smoke bitch. Well, I hold a baculum. Now, listen, Israel did nothing wrong. That's the first point of this debate. See how easy it is? Three hundred thousand dollars, please. Listen bitch, first point of the debate, and I'm going to win the debate right now. No, Israel didn't do it. Nothing suspicious about me bringing.

• 1:45:24Kurt Metzger?

  Me paying three hundred thousand dollars to make my first sentence that Israel had nothing to do with.

• 1:45:27Duncan Trussell?

  We wouldn't pay three hundred thousand dollars.

• 1:45:28Kurt Metzger?

  What's suspicious about it? You're suspicious bitch. You see his baculum?

• 1:45:32Duncan Trussell?

  I'm not suspicious, man. I'm not suspicious at all.

• 1:45:35Kurt Metzger?

  You know, Teddy Roosevelt used to say that, carry a fucking walrus baculum and yell at a bitch until she does what you say.

• 1:45:41Duncan Trussell?

  But so you, so you got, you got a psychic attack.

• 1:45:44Kurt Metzger?

  Yell at a Filipino.

• 1:45:45Speaker 06

  Something.

• 1:45:46Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, but you know, this is like when, when you hear this term. Cause I, I feel like some, some terms actually, I don't know if it's on purpose. They get, they get ruined by the people saying that. For example, you know, uh, spiritual warfare. When I hear that, I think of like some mega church with like a pastor fingering the meth heads and.

• 1:46:08Kurt Metzger?

  At Skin Puncher Ranch, we do spiritual warfare. And you can quote us on that.

• 1:46:14Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, we fight the Gash Tar command with our dicks.

• 1:46:18Kurt Metzger?

  It's called the war room for a reason. Cause we're going to fucking destroy.

• 1:46:20Duncan Trussell?

  Put the baculum down, put the baculum down.

• 1:46:22Speaker 06

  They're not ready. They're not even ready for you guys, right?

• 1:46:26Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, but what, but yeah.

• 1:46:27Speaker 06

  Kind of warfare.

• 1:46:28Duncan Trussell?

  But what, so.

• 1:46:29Kurt Metzger?

  Put the baculum down is a song.

• 1:46:30Duncan Trussell?

  Doesn't that give you pause? Doesn't that make you feel like shit? I've got to find, how do you shield yourself from this sort of thing?

• 1:46:37Speaker 06

  I completely disconnect from it, man. Like I, like years, years ago, like five years ago, I should say, I, um. What was I researching? I was looking up what's called fetal magic in Mesopotamia is an academic paper.

• 1:46:52Kurt Metzger?

  You should be on a list for that.

• 1:46:55Speaker 06

  Yeah. It was strange, man. I, I, you know, I'm trying to make connections again with hybridism and the missing fetus syndrome, which the phenomenon is known for.

• 1:47:03Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, yeah. Wait. Oh, Nathaniel has, I forgot dude, excuse, well, explain the thing about how far back this goes and how creepy it is. The thing where you're implanted with a fetus and then they take it away from you in the night.

• 1:47:16Duncan Trussell?

  Fuck.

• 1:47:16Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:47:17Kurt Metzger?

  The aliens people talk about it, but it actually is kind of older, right?

• 1:47:20Duncan Trussell?

  Isn't this that, what's the difference between that and people who carry other people's babies? It's like kind of some spiritual version of that.

• 1:47:28Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's like creating a biological avatar for something else to inhabit. And the missing fetus syndrome again is just another version, uh, stolen again by ufology where they're like, oh man, we just came up with it. It's like, no, you didn't. Exactly existed this field entirely.

• 1:47:43Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, I can, I mean, I can, from the name, I kind of get what it is, but can you explain missing fetus syndrome?

• 1:47:50Speaker 06

  Yeah. So there have been cases, if you guys want, you guys can look up Dr. Carla Turner. She was an abductionist and researcher. She documents some of this, but where women are being taken, uh, from their bedrooms at nighttime and just in, in even the daytime. And they actually copulate with entities.

• 1:48:11Duncan Trussell?

  Yes, they do.

• 1:48:12Speaker 06

  They end up having children. Now, a lot of these fetuses just disappear and then they'll have gynecological issues like some kind of cancer. Or some of them have even actually went and got stomach surgery or surgery in the area. And there's still star tissue or there's something in the womb that would lead the surgeon to believe.

• 1:48:35Kurt Metzger?

  And the next thing you know, nobody knows if Pete Davidson's black or white.

• 1:48:42Speaker 06

  Yeah. You know, like that's where we are though, but people, people like to say, okay, that's a modern, it's not, you know, that, that goes all the way back to the 16th century. And what Curtis highlighting here is our cases where possession and pregnancy were both present in the same woman. And one of the earliest demonologists theorize, are you pregnant by the entity you copulated with, or are you pregnant with it? Has that entity transferred its consciousness into the fetus? It inseminated you.

• 1:49:15Kurt Metzger?

  Sounds like a moon child.

• 1:49:18Speaker 06

  It is. It's exactly right.

• 1:49:20Kurt Metzger?

  And this, look at this is.

• 1:49:21Speaker 06

  And so.

• 1:49:21Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:49:23Speaker 06

  This transfer of consciousness. Yeah.

• 1:49:26Kurt Metzger?

  This is the knowledge that Picon brings to the clam basher cruise.

• 1:49:30Duncan Trussell?

  Take that off the screen. Sorry. They're showing images that I told, do not, that should not be online.

• 1:49:35Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 1:49:36Duncan Trussell?

  Hold on one second. Anyone watching this right now, erase this part from your computer.

• 1:49:41Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, but people that know, know.

• 1:49:43Duncan Trussell?

  Do not screenshot that.

• 1:49:44Kurt Metzger?

  I don't understand what this means.

• 1:49:45Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know why they keep it up.

• 1:49:47Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. That's not my avatar. If either of you fuckers are trying to.

• 1:49:50Duncan Trussell?

  So please continue for the, the people over here in the booth are.

• 1:49:54Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, this sounds like a moon child. Does it not Nathaniel? Sound like a moon child. Doesn't this sound like moon child shit? I'm trying, I'm trying to give birth at a certain point to draw something in that's going to inhabit my kid, right? It's a good vessel for that.

• 1:50:08Speaker 06

  Yeah. And, and Peter Carroll gets into some of this with this red ride. Um, the anthropologist James Fraser records this where like in antiquity, when a soldier was on the battlefield, and this is just, you know, in theory at least.

• 1:50:23Speaker 06

  But they believed that they could dispossess their own body and possess someone else that was living. So if they were mortally wounded, they would just leave their body. They would possess someone else. So.

• 1:50:34Kurt Metzger?

  Was there some blood drinking, some martial blood drinking involved with that? Especially with the Siphons?

• 1:50:40Speaker 06

  This is a form of necromancy.

• 1:50:42Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:50:42Speaker 06

  And, and this is why I created a field called necronetics, because these, these are the beings that I've been researching for the longest time. Um, my point though, is that they would dispossess their own body and possess someone else. And so the idea would be that you would prolong your own existence. And so when you look at possession through that lens, it kind of reframes a lot of what we're experiencing and witnessing. I mean, I don't know how much women get into this, Nick, but I ramble a lot. I do.

• 1:51:13Duncan Trussell?

  No, roll on please.

• 1:51:15Kurt Metzger?

  Smart chain can ramble.

• 1:51:17Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:51:17Speaker 06

  Right. Right. So with respect to possession, you know, especially here in the States, it's been dominated by the Vatican and Catholic cases.

• 1:51:26Kurt Metzger?

  I know. They have the best.

• 1:51:26Speaker 06

  And early on in my.

• 1:51:28Kurt Metzger?

  Their lore is the best.

• 1:51:29Speaker 06

  When I got into that research.

• 1:51:32Duncan Trussell?

  No, go ahead.

• 1:51:34Speaker 06

  Well, I just thought that, okay, the concept of possession was severely limited because it's not all horns and hooves. Like if you go into Safdie Israel right now, they've had cases where entities were solving their own murders.

• 1:51:47Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, man, like that's Jennifer Love Hewitt series where she's, or is that her where she's a psychic?

• 1:51:53Speaker 06

  It's very, really strange stuff. And I thought that like, you know, the Vatican had weird cases, but like in Israel, like with the deep book phenomenon, they had cases where,

• 1:52:04Speaker 06

  an entity possesses a man, a person. Possesses man, I guess. And, and he starts to tell the exorcist, look, this is here, this is who killed me. They, you know, this guy stabbed me to death and all this. And he goes, um, here's his address. And then the exorcist goes to the police department or the authorities, they go to the address of the murderer and knock on the door. The murderer opens the door, starts crying, confesses to the murderer.

• 1:52:25Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 1:52:26Speaker 06

  And says, I, I, I'm glad you're here because his ghost would not stop haunting.

• 1:52:30Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 1:52:31Speaker 06

  So that's when I, my framework kind of expanded and I had to look at the data, not so much the dogma.

• 1:52:39Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:52:39Speaker 06

  That I inherited in my youth, you know?

• 1:52:41Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:52:42Kurt Metzger?

  Well, debooke means a clinger, which I love, like a body thetian, if you will.

• 1:52:46Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:52:47Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 1:52:48Kurt Metzger?

  Right?

• 1:52:48Speaker 06

  And I got one for you guys.

• 1:52:49Duncan Trussell?

  What do you got?

• 1:52:50Speaker 06

  You'll love this. Okay. The correct definition, there's two definitions, I should say of the debooke. One is to attach or to cling. And the other one is the impregnation of the dead in the bodies of a living.

• 1:53:04Duncan Trussell?

  Debooke?

• 1:53:04Kurt Metzger?

  That's body hopping.

• 1:53:06Speaker 06

  There we go. Now, now we're dealing with the transmigration of souls where this is why, again, they're self-replicating, at least in necromancy, my framework is.

• 1:53:14Kurt Metzger?

  That's why they love the Tibetan thing. They love the Tibetan thing where you pick out where you're gonna come out again and all that. That's the whole goal.

• 1:53:20Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:53:21Duncan Trussell?

  What do you mean self-replicating? Like there's a kind of like ghost mitosis or something where they, they could like?

• 1:53:27Kurt Metzger?

  Well, if you're inbred enough, I bet your blood's good enough to carry me. If you get an organ transplant of somebody, there's like, it's actually wild the things are documented with that. Where that, oh, you told me the guy married, so he gets a liver or something or a kidney. He got a heart.

• 1:53:41Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:53:42Kurt Metzger?

  That's a little on the nose.

• 1:53:43Duncan Trussell?

  And I, but I'm, I'm not positive about this, but I'm pretty sure not only did he take on personality traits of, and this happens with transplants. But I believe the, the, he killed himself. I'm not positive about that, but I might have.

• 1:53:57Kurt Metzger?

  They divorced or something, right?

• 1:53:58Duncan Trussell?

  Well, I think that he, the, I'm not sure, but I think the heart was from a, was from a suicide.

• 1:54:04Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:54:04Duncan Trussell?

  And then he committed suicide. Like, it's just a bad heart.

• 1:54:09Speaker 06

  Bad heart, yes. And if, if it's the case I'm thinking of, um, he started smoking or something.

• 1:54:15Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:54:15Speaker 06

  His entire, like, language preference changed, his likes, like, the things he enjoyed, his hobbies, all of it.

• 1:54:22Duncan Trussell?

  And also, when you read about fecal transplants, it's the same thing. You get athlete shit rammed into your butthole, which you will get that.

• 1:54:32Kurt Metzger?

  On our cruise, okay? Pick up your baculum, dip it in the, in the barrel, and, uh, take a hit of champion.

• 1:54:41Duncan Trussell?

  We have jars. We have jars. It's not barrels, but.

• 1:54:45Kurt Metzger?

  And then, yeah. And then we fought, you fought, we farted you into a jar.

• 1:54:50Duncan Trussell?

  It's a mystery barrel.

• 1:54:51Kurt Metzger?

  We own you. It's better than any passport.

• 1:54:54Duncan Trussell?

  I mean, what you're talking about, it's like, we already, there's a physiological version of this.

• 1:54:59Kurt Metzger?

  There's a cold surgery where you get a tendon of a, you know, you get a tendon or something of a sorcerer. Uh, in fact, somebody I know, shit, I won't say who. This is, we get too secretive on this mystery, but it's a mystery podcast.

• 1:55:11Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:55:12Kurt Metzger?

  But, um, yeah, somebody that I'll tell you after, who, their friend went missing because he was gonna get some weird surgery to get a piece of a, some fucking Peruvian sorcerer put in his body and he died. Uh, but that's the purpose of it, is to take on parts of their power.

• 1:55:31Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:55:31Kurt Metzger?

  But there's, it is, you know, the thing that it's necromancy is the biggest part of it. Just think of all the ways the, the trillionaire class wants to cheat death and live on and on, and the fucking maniac things they've gotten up to in the billions of years of the universe. It must be fucking nuts.

• 1:55:49Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, question for both of you. Are you guys organ donors on your driver's license?

• 1:55:55Kurt Metzger?

  Whether you like it or not, you will be, buddy.

• 1:55:57Duncan Trussell?

  What? I thought you could opt out.

• 1:55:59Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, you think that. Sometimes whether you're, sometimes you're not dead. Remember when they said China was doing that?

• 1:56:05Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 1:56:06Kurt Metzger?

  It turns out it was going on here.

• 1:56:08Duncan Trussell?

  No, not here.

• 1:56:10Kurt Metzger?

  Right after when, uh, RFK, one of the last things when Monsanto made him do whatever, uh, that was one of the last things that was brought up. And it, no, there's a real report on it, uh, the, the organ, in fact, talked to, uh, Amy Shanker, the comic. Uh, this sounds made up, what I'm gonna tell you. But in New York, they had a rash of organ harvestings of people.

• 1:56:28Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:56:29Kurt Metzger?

  And she almost had that happen to her. And I go, what the fuck? The story is crazy.

• 1:56:33Duncan Trussell?

  She almost got harvested.

• 1:56:35Kurt Metzger?

  In New York. And I, and so I go home and look it up. It's in regular news. This is during COVID. But it was like late at night and P, and these two black chicks and there was weird tall white guy following her to, and stops. And the chicks were dressed like FedEx or UPS or something.

• 1:56:49Duncan Trussell?

  Fuck.

• 1:56:50Kurt Metzger?

  The UPS thing is the worst.

• 1:56:51Duncan Trussell?

  Why, why did she think those were organ harvesters?

• 1:56:54Kurt Metzger?

  Well, they gotta get that, it's a plausible reason to have a, a cooled case of organs. I, look, I have no idea, but, um.

• 1:57:01Duncan Trussell?

  Speaking of organ harvesting, I gotta go take a shit.

• 1:57:04Kurt Metzger?

  It's a murky province. We'll put it that way.

• 1:57:09Kurt Metzger?

  By the way, we always say we're shitting over P, Nathaniel. We're not actually shitting. I want you to know we're not actually shitting.

• 1:57:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, right. No, man. Yep.

• 1:57:23Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 1:57:26Kurt Metzger?

  Cut, cut out that he's really shitting. Cut that out.

• 1:57:32Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, you guys will cut that out.

• 1:57:36Kurt Metzger?

  When I pick up this baculum.

• 1:57:40Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, I've got a walrus. It's, can I tell you a secret, though? It's, ay! Oh, there you go. That's me. That's me. Uh, Gish. Gish Beerser, actually winning a debate with Candace Owens. Great job.

• 1:57:56Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, I have a replica, it's a replica walrus baculum, actually. It's not a real walrus baculum. A real walrus baculum costs like $2,500, dude.

• 1:58:06Kurt Metzger?

  And I've looked into it. Do you know what a walrus baculum is, Nathaniel?

• 1:58:11Speaker 06

  No, I do not.

• 1:58:13Kurt Metzger?

  It's the dick bone of a walrus.

• 1:58:17Kurt Metzger?

  We had Juan, the, the foremost homuncuologist, uh, that we know of on the show. He actually is, you know, the Liber Vacay, the Book of Cows, that disgusting fucking, how to, it's like how to make a weird Pokemon with your jizz and animal abuse. Uh, and there's only one copy at Cambridge. Juan knows all about it. We had him on talking about it. But anyway, he brought up that they had, uh, walrus penis swords.

• 1:58:43Kurt Metzger?

  The Inuits did. They had weapons because, dude, the bone looks crazy. When you see this, when this comes on, you see what this looks like, the reproduction, it looks fucking nuts. It's curved too, like you could pick up a lot of, you know, like this is really a horrific thing to be hit with, a walrus baculum.

• 1:59:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, like that walrus added an issue or something?

• 1:59:04Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, no, it looks like it didn't have no issues to me. It looks like it's, uh, curved for her pleasure, if you catch my drift.

• 1:59:13Speaker 04

  We, we've, we've hit, uh, two hours, but have you seen this, uh, this thing about the Bodies Museum?

• 1:59:19Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, yeah. It's a lot of guys that were caught farting at the Olympics when they were in China.

• 1:59:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:59:24Kurt Metzger?

  Now they're playing, uh, frisbee football forever.

• 1:59:30Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, why? The Bodies exhibit?

• 1:59:33Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, they were.

• 1:59:34Duncan Trussell?

  Did we lose him? Are you still here?

• 1:59:36Speaker 04

  Some missing persons and unverified bodies.

• 1:59:39Speaker 04

  At the museum that they were using.

• 1:59:41Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, um, yeah, I remember that. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, so, uh, Nathaniel. Uh, the, the race of necromancers thing, because I think there's something to that. I think there's something to say. Dip, because dibbics are, um, a demon, but they're not fallen angels in that lore. They are deceased humans. So, so there's something to that, man, where, where the dead wanna cling to the living and as parasites in some way or some part of them, you know?

• 2:00:08Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:00:09Kurt Metzger?

  Um, and, and a lot of people made a lot of weird preparations, if you look at history, to, when they go to the next life. Everybody from the pharaohs to the fucking Zodiac Killer all have made these weird preparations for their afterlife, right?

• 2:00:23Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:00:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, Zodiac Killer especially.

• 2:00:28Speaker 06

  Yeah, and I'll tell you what's even crazier, and this gets back to the attachment syndrome, the hitchhiker effect. Again, it's just repackaging of ancient phenomenon. Um, where like the only pictorial tradition that we have of the debooke is a man with a skeleton attached to his back.

• 2:00:46Speaker 06

  So what is that?

• 2:00:47Kurt Metzger?

  Um, you know what that is? That's that anime with the giants. What the fuck is it called?

• 2:00:53Duncan Trussell?

  Attack on Titan.

• 2:00:54Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, that's Attack on Titan. The fight. I don't know why so much Japanese anime has this deep occult lore in it from everything from Pokemon to this. But that's what those Titans. It's like a spa, a parasitic spine. Or like that old Vincent Price movie, The Tingler.

• 2:01:10Duncan Trussell?

  I heard fucking Child's Play. Was it Chucky? Chucky was a like.

• 2:01:16Kurt Metzger?

  Chucky was a vessel, like that guy with the Barbie doll.

• 2:01:20Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. He'll get you. And he would get you. Chucky would get you. Like you could be anywhere. Like you could be in bed and then Chucky come up with a knife.

• 2:01:29Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, that is great. That's, that looks like our, um, entire foreign policy is based on this picture right here.

• 2:01:37Kurt Metzger?

  That's like, uh, that sums it up pretty good.

• 2:01:39Duncan Trussell?

  So that's a Dubuque.

• 2:01:41Kurt Metzger?

  No, what is this picture of?

• 2:01:42Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 2:01:44Duncan Trussell?

  A skeleton hauler.

• 2:01:45Speaker 04

  This is a diva. Yeah.

• 2:01:47Kurt Metzger?

  And that, you know, when these people that do grave soaking and that's in the town mode and then these whack jobs.

• 2:01:52Duncan Trussell?

  Soaking?

• 2:01:53Kurt Metzger?

  There's also whack job, N A R Christians that were doing it.

• 2:01:56Duncan Trussell?

  What is grave soaking?

• 2:01:57Kurt Metzger?

  Well, you at least sleep on the grave of a righteous man and soak up all his fucking grave juices, I guess.

• 2:02:02Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, wow.

• 2:02:04Kurt Metzger?

  We're gonna be doing that on the cruise as well.

• 2:02:06Duncan Trussell?

  Isn't soaking also the Mormon way of pumping?

• 2:02:09Kurt Metzger?

  Sometimes we're gonna be doing some soaking. We're gonna be doing some baculum riding.

• 2:02:13Duncan Trussell?

  So you go and lay on a grave and absorb a good man's energy? I didn't know you could do that.

• 2:02:18Kurt Metzger?

  So can it's in it? Oh, that's a fucking, how to fuck like, oh, then you jump on the bed? I don't know if that's true. It's like the hole in the sheet story.

• 2:02:26Duncan Trussell?

  See, I don't, I don't think you fully answered like, you know, you, you're saying you disconnect from this stuff. But one thing I worry about you and Curtis, you all have metal in these things and you don't even realize you're meddling. Just the intellectual exploration opens you up.

• 2:02:41Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, come get some baculum, I say.

• 2:02:43Duncan Trussell?

  I protect myself.

• 2:02:44Kurt Metzger?

  How? You've been approached with the craziest things I've ever heard.

• 2:02:47Duncan Trussell?

  Are you serious?

• 2:02:48Kurt Metzger?

  I.

• 2:02:49Duncan Trussell?

  How do I protect myself?

• 2:02:50Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, how?

• 2:02:52Duncan Trussell?

  Are you really wanna know?

• 2:02:53Kurt Metzger?

  I think that's the goal of this cruise.

• 2:02:55Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, well, you'll find out on the cruise. I'm not gonna tell you now.

• 2:02:59Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, here's what we will tell you, though. The ultimate thirty third degree knowledge. We'll just give you that up front. We're not like the others.

• 2:03:04Duncan Trussell?

  I just think, uh, having some, I, this, what, again, with all due respect.

• 2:03:09Kurt Metzger?

  I'm just gonna tell you the thirty third degree knowledge. The thing I wanna know, we're gonna say for the cruise.

• 2:03:12Duncan Trussell?

  Don't say it on the fucking show.

• 2:03:13Kurt Metzger?

  A hole is a hole.

• 2:03:15Duncan Trussell?

  Don't cut that out. Are you fucking kidding me?

• 2:03:19Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, let me tell you what Manly P. Hall figured out.

• 2:03:20Duncan Trussell?

  No one's gonna subscribe to that tier.

• 2:03:22Kurt Metzger?

  If you can suck your own dick, that's immortality. That makes you an Ouroboros.

• 2:03:26Duncan Trussell?

  That is true.

• 2:03:28Kurt Metzger?

  Okay? And if you wanna learn how to get the taint, you need to do that. That's why you need, uh, the, uh, Mystery Boys Clan Basher Crew.

• 2:03:36Duncan Trussell?

  See, Metzger's uncomfortable because he knows I'm right. You and Metzger open yourselves up to forces that you cannot protect yourself from just by disconnecting. It doesn't matter. You can't disconnect from, from, uh, Ebola. You could, you walk through a, a village where everyone's got hemorrhagic fever, they're puking blood.

• 2:03:57Kurt Metzger?

  About Ebola.

• 2:03:58Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 2:03:58Kurt Metzger?

  You can read about Ebola.

• 2:04:00Duncan Trussell?

  I know, but there's a difference because the stuff, like you said earlier, look at the sigil, it manifests. When you look at Ebola, it doesn't manifest. If you wanna get Ebola blood, you have to go to the fucking villages. Do you think I wanna go to those villages? It's expensive.

• 2:04:14Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, that's why you gotta go to our Patreon, because we're not going there for free.

• 2:04:18Duncan Trussell?

  You can get Ebola blood on our Patreon. We will send files autographed. But the, to get to, my point is, I'm serious. You guys, don't you, either you believe this or you don't. And if you land in between, don't you feel like you're putting yourself in some kind of peril?

• 2:04:37Kurt Metzger?

  If what?

• 2:04:38Duncan Trussell?

  If you.

• 2:04:39Kurt Metzger?

  I believe in Jesus Christ. I, I'm cool. I don't know about the rest of you. Uh, yeah, maybe try to use Buddhism. Uh, good luck to you. Good luck Buddhists, good luck.

• 2:04:49Duncan Trussell?

  All right, now that's an inappropriate.

• 2:04:51Kurt Metzger?

  But I don't believe in love because I believe in Christ.

• 2:04:53Duncan Trussell?

  That's.

• 2:04:54Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I guess that's it.

• 2:04:57Duncan Trussell?

  But you know what I mean? Like you're, um.

• 2:04:58Kurt Metzger?

  I get a free phone call. I know I do, officer.

• 2:05:01Duncan Trussell?

  Optimistic, there's a lot of people, I don't know.

• 2:05:02Kurt Metzger?

  Officer, I get a free phone call to Jesus. And if we look at everything as we should, as purely in, uh, exchange of energy for our future currencies and, uh, way of life. Oh, would you like to do this? That's this much energy to do it, right?

• 2:05:16Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 2:05:16Kurt Metzger?

  You know, we should be nickel and diming the universe. Obviously, that's the main thing that we've learned.

• 2:05:20Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:05:20Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, uh.

• 2:05:22Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 2:05:22Kurt Metzger?

  Even based on the principles of looks maxing.

• 2:05:24Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 2:05:25Kurt Metzger?

  The ironclad principles of that.

• 2:05:26Duncan Trussell?

  It's ironclad.

• 2:05:27Kurt Metzger?

  It's as hard and firm as a walrus's baculum in your hand, gesturing at the audience.

• 2:05:34Duncan Trussell?

  Put it down, you change when you hold it.

• 2:05:36Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, you wanna hold it? You wanna hold it, you gotta go on the cruise.

• 2:05:39Duncan Trussell?

  Look at this fuck.

• 2:05:41Kurt Metzger?

  You think Candace Owens wants to face that?

• 2:05:43Duncan Trussell?

  I think there's a.

• 2:05:45Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 2:05:47Kurt Metzger?

  I know, you're talking about a demon, a demon named Candace fucking Owens. Well, we know we do demons, we have a baculum.

• 2:05:54Duncan Trussell?

  So we know how you protect yourself.

• 2:05:56Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, blow the show far because this bitch is about to lose.

• 2:06:00Duncan Trussell?

  You protect yourself with a, a strong belief in Jesus and a powerful baculum. Nathaniel, how do you, how do you protect yourself? Is it, are you Christian? Do you say Christian prayers to protect yourself?

• 2:06:13Speaker 06

  I have, yeah. My tradition is, is definitely Christian. I, uh, but here's, okay, so here's how the phenomenon works. Number one, it's not predictable. So this is not like, you know, it's not a guaranteed thing. But whenever, again, whenever I trip over, I feel it. I sense it. And I just back off of the research. I'll shut everything down off here for my lecture, my lectures, my interviews.

• 2:06:36Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:06:36Speaker 06

  And I'll do, I'll do a fat guy thing, all right? I'll, I fly out to Rhode Island. I go to Federal Hill for a week.

• 2:06:42Kurt Metzger?

  That's pretty fat, dude.

• 2:06:43Speaker 06

  Much. Dude, I eat as much pasta as I can. I don't know, it's not like, you know, people want to.

• 2:06:48Kurt Metzger?

  Fly to Rhode Island to do it? That is great. That is fat as shit. I'm flying to Peter Griffin country to do, to eat pasta?

• 2:06:55Speaker 06

  Exactly. That's what I do, man.

• 2:06:57Kurt Metzger?

  That's some old, I mean, that's probably the most, uh, secretive knowledge of all that we just gained right now.

• 2:07:03Speaker 06

  Yeah. No doubt. It's, he's, he's some pasta, you know, but that's what I do. And it's something that my colleague and I, that we practice, you know? I mean, if he gets too close, he does the same thing.

• 2:07:13Duncan Trussell?

  You guys, you go and eat.

• 2:07:14Kurt Metzger?

  Sounds like fasting.

• 2:07:15Duncan Trussell?

  You go and.

• 2:07:16Kurt Metzger?

  Sounds like you fast.

• 2:07:16Duncan Trussell?

  No, he says he eats pasta to protect himself from demons.

• 2:07:20Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, no, first of all.

• 2:07:23Kurt Metzger?

  You already got me with that. I want that clear, but hey, I'm in just off the first line. Don't get me wrong. But what I'm saying, what you, you stopped talking about this shit because that is a fast. You're not, you're not talking about it, you're not dealing with it.

• 2:07:35Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, I see, yeah, you're right.

• 2:07:37Kurt Metzger?

  And so even fasting, you know, yeah. In all the traditions, fasting is like, there's something with parasites. That redheaded guy that, I mean, I did talk about him being a ginger and I, Paul, I believe his name is. And he wrote a book about the Nephilim look like clowns.

• 2:07:51Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:07:51Kurt Metzger?

  And I pointed out that gingers kind of do look like, but look, fair enough. The dude talked about parasites. And there is actually a lot of weird Gnostic scriptures where, uh, uh, somebody coughs up a fucking parasite, you know, from Christ healing them.

• 2:08:06Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:08:07Kurt Metzger?

  There's something with that. If you understand that an organ transplant could, could transfer the reception of some consciousness broadcast, I'll bet parasites do.

• 2:08:16Duncan Trussell?

  Well, I mean, this is, this is, this is one of the ways that, like, this is the next level form of gene editing, right? Is they, they give you a virus that re, re, recodes parts of your body in ways that are more receptive to like certain medicines.

• 2:08:32Kurt Metzger?

  We wanna give you a virus called Mystery Coin. It's a crypto and it's the key to exiting the entire matrix.

• 2:08:38Duncan Trussell?

  The more mysteries, the more valuable the coin gets.

• 2:08:41Kurt Metzger?

  Pill, okay? And give us your fucking money for it.

• 2:08:44Duncan Trussell?

  And don't ask so many questions.

• 2:08:47Kurt Metzger?

  You need any questions. What you need is the feel of a baculum in your hand.

• 2:08:51Duncan Trussell?

  Or in.

• 2:08:52Kurt Metzger?

  On Mystery Island.

• 2:08:54Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I'm sorry, we, we, we're plugging this cruise we're doing.

• 2:08:57Kurt Metzger?

  Compound on Jared Leto Island.

• 2:08:59Duncan Trussell?

  I, yeah, well, don't you, don't you think that like the A I is sort of like the last phase of some kind of long form summoning ritual to create a vessel within which these things can go without having to deal with humans? Cause we've gotta be annoying to possess, you know what I mean? Like, it's annoying to have to hitch a ride on a fucking human being.

• 2:09:18Kurt Metzger?

  Not me, I'm fucking awesome.

• 2:09:20Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 2:09:21Kurt Metzger?

  I can feel, I can feel a certain power above me right now, working this baculum back and forth. Look, it's just itching.

• 2:09:28Duncan Trussell?

  That thing is really getting to your head, dude.

• 2:09:31Kurt Metzger?

  Just, no, the bat, there's nothing wrong with it.

• 2:09:33Duncan Trussell?

  Look at your eyes. You can't see your eyes right now, the look in your eyes. You never get this look.

• 2:09:37Kurt Metzger?

  Probably the most precious thing I own in my whole life, if I, if I had to put into words.

• 2:09:40Duncan Trussell?

  Get that?

• 2:09:41Kurt Metzger?

  I ripped it out of a fucking walrus by hand. That's what you're gonna do on the cruise. This is the main thing. I'm glad Smart Chain is here for this because when you're on that cruise, the Clan Basher Cruise of Mystery Boys, we're gonna stop off in walrus country. And you. You will be.

• 2:10:00Kurt Metzger?

  It's in Pennsylvania somewhere. You will be expected to rip the baculum out of a walrus's cock. So let me tell you what that entails. Oh, easy, you say. Easy.

• 2:10:11Duncan Trussell?

  Nobody says easy. Nobody's like, that's easy.

• 2:10:15Kurt Metzger?

  It's not, well, not if you don't arouse the walrus first. That's the fucking catch. You're gonna have to arouse the baculum out of the walrus. That's when it's time for the harvest. Think of it as a form of conjuring, a form of energy. We're gonna teach you the right things to say to a walrus to get, make it have an erection so you can harvest the baculum.

• 2:10:36Duncan Trussell?

  You get a walrus hard through talking to it?

• 2:10:40Kurt Metzger?

  Or you do after one cruise on the mystery boat.

• 2:10:43Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, fuck. That's, but you never said how you rip it out. I, you, you, you just said you, you say word.

• 2:10:49Kurt Metzger?

  Our inner core, the throat fuckers.

• 2:10:52Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:10:53Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, you're gonna learn an extra weight to take down a walrus, if you know what I'm saying.

• 2:10:57Duncan Trussell?

  But how do you get it out? You get it hard and then what?

• 2:10:59Kurt Metzger?

  Well, that's, hey, we're not giving that out for free. That's the, that's the million dollar question, isn't it, pecan?

• 2:11:06Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. I've been wondering that for years.

• 2:11:09Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, well, okay.

• 2:11:10Duncan Trussell?

  Cause I can just get them hard.

• 2:11:11Kurt Metzger?

  Look, we gotta wrap up because honestly, I have got hard holding this baculum.

• 2:11:16Duncan Trussell?

  Hard right now.

• 2:11:17Kurt Metzger?

  And, uh.

• 2:11:18Duncan Trussell?

  Are you actually really hard? Cause I am fucking rock hard.

• 2:11:20Kurt Metzger?

  I'm hard as a walrus baculum on a hot summer day, uh, on a Mystery Boys cruise. As some people come out and just pull the fucking bone out of that thing.

• 2:11:31Duncan Trussell?

  What, that sound that it makes?

• 2:11:33Kurt Metzger?

  Back on its belly, it knows it's inevitable. Just go ahead and de-bone my dick right now. That's what you're gonna learn.

• 2:11:39Duncan Trussell?

  Hmm.

• 2:11:39Kurt Metzger?

  Tanner.

• 2:11:41Duncan Trussell?

  Now, thank you for that, man. Thank you for that image. Thank you for that.

• 2:11:45Kurt Metzger?

  Okay.

• 2:11:45Duncan Trussell?

  Thank you, Jesus.

• 2:11:47Kurt Metzger?

  I don't wanna thank. Smart Chain, AKA Nathaniel Gillis.

• 2:11:51Duncan Trussell?

  Thank you so much and you stay safe out there. These things are no joke and watch what happens to you tonight.

• 2:11:57Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, eat something.

• 2:12:00Speaker 06

  All right, guys.

• 2:12:01Kurt Metzger?

  Get a big bowl of pasta or something. All right, brother, thanks.

• 2:12:04Speaker 06

  I will, bud.

• 2:12:05Duncan Trussell?

  Thank you, bye.

• 2:12:05Speaker 06

  See ya.

• 2:12:08Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. Uh, Magna Patrus Baculamos.

• 2:12:13Duncan Trussell?

  Azazazazazazal.

• 2:12:15Kurt Metzger?

  That means, uh, the, it's like the, you know, the Magna Mater, the...

• 2:12:19Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, of course.

• 2:12:20Kurt Metzger?

  It's the divine uncle.

• 2:12:23Duncan Trussell?

  Well, we covered a lot of ground here and, uh, we just want to say we do not endorse ripping baculums out of walrus.

• 2:12:31Kurt Metzger?

  No, that was, had nothing to do with endorsement. It's just an animal thing that happens.

• 2:12:36Duncan Trussell?

  We do it. We don't endorse it.

• 2:12:38Kurt Metzger?

  This is how we live.

• 2:12:38Duncan Trussell?

  That's who we are.

• 2:12:40Kurt Metzger?

  Well, you think we just set out to rip the dick bones out of walruses on a fucking cruise?

• 2:12:44Duncan Trussell?

  I don't care what you think, you dumb piece of shit. I'm ripping that walrus's dick out.

• 2:12:47Kurt Metzger?

  That's the reason. We're where we are and you're where you are.

• 2:12:50Duncan Trussell?

  You're over there.

• 2:12:52Duncan Trussell?

  So come on the cruise. Don't be over there. Be over here. Look at a walrus. You think it wants a dick bone?

• 2:12:58Kurt Metzger?

  No, you, you, when you go up to an animal and you hold up the bone of its, of its species cock and its fucking...

• 2:13:04Duncan Trussell?

  It worships you.

• 2:13:05Kurt Metzger?

  Fish eating face. They know you're, it's God. I'm the god of all walrus right now.

• 2:13:09Duncan Trussell?

  It's no, no joke anymore, walrus.

• 2:13:11Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, if I hit a walrus in the face with one of his people's, his culture's dick bones, do you think a walrus is gonna not obey me? Because you'd obey me if I took your dick bone and hit you in the fucking face with it, which we will do on that cruise.

• 2:13:25Duncan Trussell?

  And here's a fun fact. Did you know that Texas toothpicks are raccoon dick bones?

• 2:13:29Kurt Metzger?

  I did know that. That's when I first learned that animals had...

• 2:13:31Duncan Trussell?

  They're also called mountain man toothpicks.

• 2:13:33Kurt Metzger?

  That's right. Or raccoon dick toothpick.

• 2:13:34Duncan Trussell?

  If you're out in the woods and you're lost, find a raccoon and rip its dick off.

• 2:13:37Kurt Metzger?

  You know my friend?

• 2:13:38Duncan Trussell?

  Get you the shit out of your teeth.

• 2:13:39Kurt Metzger?

  My friend's dad, my friend Shane, when I was a kid, not Shane Gillis or Smart Shane Gillis, Nathaniel Gillis, but just some other guy named Shane. His dad had a coon dick toothpick, he would call it. And I, I was a kid and I was like, I had no idea animals had dick bones.

• 2:13:51Duncan Trussell?

  Well, I had no idea people used a toothpick more than once.

• 2:13:55Kurt Metzger?

  Later, when I got older, there was a gangster in my neighborhood named Dick Bone that kinda ran the, the hip hop scene. That's why I never went into that as far as I should have.

• 2:14:02Duncan Trussell?

  Wow, look, that's cheap too. Eighteen ninety-five. One, two, three, six. That's six raccoon dicks for ju... Damn, three dollars each. That's a deal. Look at that.

• 2:14:13Kurt Metzger?

  I need to buy a pack of them just to pick the pussy hair out of my baculum.

• 2:14:18Kurt Metzger?

  Thanks for tuning in.

• 2:14:19Duncan Trussell?

  Thanks for watching, you guys.

• 2:14:24Duncan Trussell?

  Picking the pussy hair out of my baculum.

• 2:14:27Kurt Metzger?

  I'm Pecan.

• 2:14:30Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, let's sign out properly.

• 2:14:32Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, wait, let's sign out.

• 2:14:34Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, I'm Geesh Loverboy Method.

• 2:14:37Duncan Trussell?

  And I'm Pecan.

• 2:14:39Kurt Metzger?

  And you just got the shit beat out of your pussy with a walrus dick bone?

• 2:14:43Duncan Trussell?

  We'll see you on the island.

• 2:14:44Kurt Metzger?

  Fuck you.

• 2:14:45Duncan Trussell?

  Bitch.