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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

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• 1:09Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 187. Round of applause, please.

• 1:19Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:03Peyton Hardin?

  And some people are like, that's just simply not enough content. Well, guess what? Every single week, we put out another episode.

• 2:13Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:27Peyton Hardin?

  You get

• 2:29Peyton Hardin?

  You get at least Five, you get at least five hours of extra content per week, right? Something like that. We have, I tell you, it is basically like a Netflix over there. We have like six different shows. It is the most content. So if you ever just are yearning for more YSK, go over, hit this QR code or click the link in the description. Join the Koala Club for as low as $5 a month right now. We love you.

• 2:59Peyton Hardin?

  Remember, Halloween episode is next week. You will see costumes, so you better hit that subscribe button and that bell button to the rest of the episode.

• 3:12Peyton Hardin?

  We got Koala Scam back in the city.

• 3:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, these can't was out here snitching. They with the rap.

• 3:25Peyton Hardin?

  Hit him on the chopper. That's that rat.

• 3:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I got this.

• 3:31Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry. I love that way too much.

• 3:33Cameron Kennedy?

  We got goes. Oh, I looked at my son in his face and went, I got this.

• 3:38Peyton Hardin?

  You did what?

• 3:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I didn't hit him. Like I did the, no, I pretended.

• 3:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 3:42Cameron Kennedy?

  He liked it though.

• 3:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 3:44Cameron Kennedy?

  He was like this.

• 3:45Peyton Hardin?

  That's not good.

• 3:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, a little bit of shock factor first.

• 3:47Peyton Hardin?

  Can I talk about your son?

• 3:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's talk about him.

• 3:50Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, happy week to you. Come here. Give me some.

• 3:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Happy week to you.

• 3:53Peyton Hardin?

  Happy week.

• 3:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 3:54Peyton Hardin?

  Happy week.

• 3:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Do a happy life.

• 3:56Peyton Hardin?

  Happy life, happy wife. Take your pants off.

• 4:02Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, there, no, something flew. Something was, he said, hey, let me out of here. Let me out of here. It's been so long. Those lights are so bright.

• 4:16Peyton Hardin?

  I'd look great.

• 4:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, can I say, can I say one thing?

• 4:23Cameron Kennedy?

  My son watches this.

• 4:24Peyton Hardin?

  One thing, yeah, and this is about your son.

• 4:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 4:26Peyton Hardin?

  We went to a pumpkin patch with your son.

• 4:27Cameron Kennedy?

  We did.

• 4:28Peyton Hardin?

  Because there's gonna be a Patreon video that comes out on Halloween of me and Kim going one-on-one, pumpkin carving, and the judge is ultimately Malachi Jepedai Rufus Emphreny Kennedya Kennedy.

• 4:40Cameron Kennedy?

  He is, yes, yes, yes.

• 4:41Peyton Hardin?

  Right, so video, Halloween is the day to drop. It's, it's a great video, it's over on the Patreon for Prime and royalty members, right?

• 4:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir.

• 4:47Peyton Hardin?

  Beautiful video, I am really happy about this video.

• 4:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 4:51Peyton Hardin?

  Behind the scenes of this video, though, your son was there.

• 4:54Cameron Kennedy?

  He was.

• 4:55Peyton Hardin?

  He was, right, this is Malachi's first pumpkin patch.

• 4:58Cameron Kennedy?

  First ever.

• 4:58Peyton Hardin?

  Beautiful time.

• 4:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Beautiful time.

• 5:00Peyton Hardin?

  He was in these, what was that, overalls?

• 5:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, overalls.

• 5:04Peyton Hardin?

  Flamboyant type of shoes.

• 5:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, hey.

• 5:07Peyton Hardin?

  Whoa. They were flamboyant shoes, they were furry. They were definitely, I'm in musical theater, I mean.

• 5:12Cameron Kennedy?

  They were, I'm a cute baby, my mom likes to dress me like I'm a grown man already, they were cute little like baby like that kind of like croc thing.

• 5:17Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not saying they weren't cute, I thought they were adorable.

• 5:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, then call them adorable.

• 5:21Peyton Hardin?

  They're adorable, flamboyant.

• 5:23Cameron Kennedy?

  They're not there, I'm just kidding, they're just adorable, they were adorable little crocs, they were adorable cute little shoes. They were clog, yeah, clog, oh, you know, you, you warranted it.

• 5:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, they went the red pet. Bah! Alright, here we go.

• 5:37Peyton Hardin?

  You need to do better at fathering your son.

• 5:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 5:39Peyton Hardin?

  I think that's where we start this episode.

• 5:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't just blanket that.

• 5:42Peyton Hardin?

  I do.

• 5:43Cameron Kennedy?

  How? Why?

• 5:44Peyton Hardin?

  You know, I, I, I, you know, there's been a viral clip of me talking about Malachi going to the pool, right?

• 5:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 5:50Peyton Hardin?

  And I was talking about, y'all, I don't like the way y'all dress him to the pool, I don't like it.

• 5:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Very white, you gotta, you gotta protect the skin.

• 5:56Peyton Hardin?

  And I made fun of him, saying he's an indoor baby, right?

• 5:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 5:59Peyton Hardin?

  And, and all the comments were like, on one of the accounts that clipped it, they were saying, oh, Peyton, you shouldn't talk about him, like, that's a baby, when he grows up, well, fuck him, I don't care. But.

• 6:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You hear that?

• 6:08Peyton Hardin?

  Now. He went to the pumpkin patch, lot of hay, lot of grass.

• 6:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Correct.

• 6:13Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't know in Malachi's eight months of being on this earth, he's never touched grass.

• 6:18Cameron Kennedy?

  He's touched grass. He's not fully comfortable with it. That's, there's a big difference.

• 6:22Peyton Hardin?

  How many times has he touched grass?

• 6:24Cameron Kennedy?

  He's touched, he's definitely 100%, no exaggeration, touched grass at least double digits.

• 6:28Peyton Hardin?

  Now, no, no shot. That's not a baby that's touched grass a double digit amount of time.

• 6:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, now, listen to me.

• 6:33Peyton Hardin?

  Have you ever seen a dog?

• 6:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Ears, ears right now, big ears.

• 6:36Peyton Hardin?

  Just to prove that he's wrong, you ever seen a dog put on those shoes and they try to walk around the house like that? That was Malachi as soon as he touched the grass.

• 6:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I guarantee after the 10th time, that dog's still not gonna like it. Cause they feel contained. They feel, they feel unhuman, un-dog, un-canine. So, Malachi in the grass, this is my son, my backyard, my house. I know how many times he's done it. He has been, he has been taken and sat on his tush in my backyard.

• 7:02Peyton Hardin?

  Big tush.

• 7:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Big tush, big, a little onion booty. He's got that little crack.

• 7:06Peyton Hardin?

  Long crack on the baby.

• 7:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Long crack, goes up to like the L3.

• 7:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we should get that checked out.

• 7:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I imagine means he has a lot of, it's gonna come eventually. Now see, now this is where y'all need to go to hell. Because, you sick goblins, clean your mind.

• 7:23Peyton Hardin?

  Chlorate. It's like, almost like, these camels out here snitching, they with the rat pack. Here we go.

• 7:31Cameron Kennedy?

  What I was saying, my son has 100% touched grass double digit times, more than nine, less than 100. But, he doesn't like crawling in it yet, due to multiple reasons. Majority of his grass touching days came before his knees. It came before he crawled. He wasn't mobile. It was kinda just plop him and sit him. He looks cute, sun hits his face, take a couple of pictures, take him inside so he doesn't stink.

• 7:51Peyton Hardin?

  God bless.

• 7:52Cameron Kennedy?

  But now, this is prob, now this is probably one of the first times he has fully sat and touched the grass with optimum mobility. Doesn't like it, right?

• 8:02Peyton Hardin?

  Doesn't like it.

• 8:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Didn't like it. He didn't-

• 8:03Peyton Hardin?

  Cried loud.

• 8:04Cameron Kennedy?

  God, he didn't do what he was supposed to. I reprimanded him for that. And, he sold a, a, a, a good part of what we had going, but don't worry. We fixed it.

• 8:15Peyton Hardin?

  We fixed it. We fixed it.

• 8:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, my kid, he's, he's not gonna be, nothing wrong with all the indoor babies.

• 8:20Peyton Hardin?

  Your kid is a, your kid is a prima donna like nepo baby. He is, because whenever I brought it up to you as a brother, cuz I can say things to you that majority of people can't. I can be real with you. If, if something's not right, I'll tell you.

• 8:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Correct.

• 8:32Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, so I'm like, "Hey, bro, fix my nephew. I don't like that." Like, go, as soon as you go home, lay him out on some grass and make him nap there. Right? And you go, I go, "Has he ever been outside?" Cam goes, "Yeah, he's been outside in his stroller with the fan in it."

• 8:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's on walks when it's hot as hell and the sun's bright. Again, my son is a vampire.

• 8:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Extremely pasty. Now, let's go back to the statistics, right?

• 8:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You said in his eight months of life-

• 8:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:58Cameron Kennedy?

  He's not good on grass, right? Eight months, pretty small sample size, right?

• 9:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:02Cameron Kennedy?

  So now, what if here in maybe a couple months, he starts talking and then maybe a year later, he can fully form sentences and he goes, "Uncle P, why did you complain about me as an eight-month-old in grass when you, when you're 28 a- and you can't swim and you don't like water?"

• 9:15Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm, cuz I'm more black than you, Malcolm.

• 9:16Cameron Kennedy?

  And he goes, "Skin color doesn't matter when it comes to swimming in the water?"

• 9:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I go, "Let me tell you something."

• 9:24Peyton Hardin?

  "Oh, let me teach ya." No, but, but I'm just saying, cuz whenever I was eight months old, I was already, I was already doing outside activities.

• 9:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, cuz you can just, big bam boom, recall the memories. "Oh, I remember when I was eight months old. Oh, it was a great time."

• 9:39Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't remember it, but I, I have, I have photos. I was, I was, I had a petting zoo when I was eight months old. I was at a petting zoo. Like, I was inside with the animals.

• 9:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, now this is getting fascinating, cuz he literally-

• 9:52Cameron Kennedy?

  At that pumpkin patch was in a petting zoo.

• 9:55Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, different.

• 9:55Cameron Kennedy?

  With animals.

• 9:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no.

• 9:56Cameron Kennedy?

  At eight months old.

• 9:57Peyton Hardin?

  I was in the chicken coop. You were holding him next to the Piggly Wiggly.

• 10:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, well, they had their chickens hostage. They were in that little house.

• 10:03Peyton Hardin?

  They did have a little house of chickens.

• 10:04Cameron Kennedy?

  So I couldn't put him in the house. He was right next to that goat named Titan or whoever his name was.

• 10:08Peyton Hardin?

  Titan?

• 10:08Cameron Kennedy?

  A big goat.

• 10:09Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 10:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That was a creepy goat.

• 10:11Peyton Hardin?

  Weird goat.

• 10:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 10:13Peyton Hardin?

  Weird goat. A goat without horns is a goat I don't like.

• 10:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't like a hornless goat. You just look like a coward and you're like you're gonna like slimy.

• 10:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I don't like it.

• 10:21Peyton Hardin?

  And goats are so unpredictable.

• 10:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Do pumpkin patches give you racism vibes? Now, let's just talk about it slightly.

• 10:28Peyton Hardin?

  Depends on where they're at.

• 10:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Slightly, right?

• 10:29Peyton Hardin?

  Depends on where they're at.

• 10:29Cameron Kennedy?

  It's just, it's something about it.

• 10:31Peyton Hardin?

  Majority of things do.

• 10:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I really can't, okay, well.

• 10:33Peyton Hardin?

  Like Sonic, whenever they used to rollerblade up to you, I was like, that does not feel relevant now. That doesn't feel like of today. You understand what I'm saying?

• 10:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That doesn't feel of today, but I also don't immediately go, ah, that's not right. That's, that's a little hateful. No, I just think, I'm like, why the fuck are you rollerblading?

• 10:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:51Cameron Kennedy?

  We got little robots with faces driving meals to people and you're on roller skates.

• 10:55Peyton Hardin?

  Like, oh, and like Cracker Barrel? Everybody that works or goes to a Cracker Barrel, their favorite holiday is 4th of July. Like 100%. Like not Christmas, not Halloween, Thanksgiving, 4th of July is their bread and butter, which is fine. But you gotta understand the connotation that comes with that.

• 11:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Their second favorite's Columbus Day.

• 11:14Peyton Hardin?

  Pierce said, do not call me on Columbus Day. I'm not coming in, I'm not working. It is, it is the day of rest.

• 11:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It is the day that our founding fathers. That motherfucker lost, boys, you're just, you're not appreciating it. Shut up, Pierce.

• 11:35Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, how was your week, bubba?

• 11:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I love you, Pierce.

• 11:37Peyton Hardin?

  Anything that went on that you want to tell me about? Or tell the audience about?

• 11:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man, off rip. I got, I got a story for you.

• 11:44Peyton Hardin?

  Say something.

• 11:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 11:45Peyton Hardin?

  Why don't you say something?

• 11:46Cameron Kennedy?

  My name, why don't you make me say something?

• 11:50Peyton Hardin?

  I'd make you stop saying something.

• 11:51Cameron Kennedy?

  One-on-one fight without fists, who wins? You and me? No fists?

• 11:57Peyton Hardin?

  Me.

• 11:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No. Paid.

• 11:59Peyton Hardin?

  Without fists? Wait, what does that mean? Like, we can't use our arms?

• 12:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, like they're tied behind our back.

• 12:03Peyton Hardin?

  Like this? Oh, me.

• 12:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You think?

• 12:06Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I already.

• 12:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not trained in any kicks and I have a battering ram as a skull.

• 12:11Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, it's the beginning of the.

• 12:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I would headbutt the f*** out of you, dude.

• 12:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, your head is, is a registered weapon in Nevada.

• 12:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd break the, you're, the bridge of your nose would be shattered.

• 12:22Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but first of all, eight minutes into the episode.

• 12:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 12:25Peyton Hardin?

  Get, early in the morning, why are you thinking about imminent violence onto me?

• 12:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's kind of like a quick thought, just passing through, I wanted to give it some freedom.

• 12:32Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like you have been more violent towards me recently, like you've been wanting to, like when I walk past a city, you're like that, like you buck at me now. But 100% I would win, because already when we wrestle, what do I do? I would love to hear this answer, when we wrestle, what do you do?

• 12:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I bite. Okay, yeah, exactly.

• 12:48Peyton Hardin?

  So, so I'm already-

• 12:49Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you gonna bite? My arms are behind me.

• 12:50Peyton Hardin?

  There's a lot to bite. Lot of meat to bite from. I'm like, mm, I'm gonna go this roll, no, this one. Ah, that one's here. That is, I get to the gut, so much to work on.

• 13:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, god.

• 13:06Peyton Hardin?

  You just start taking bites, okay.

• 13:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. There's no arms, so you're going to charge me like this.

• 13:12Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, no, I'm gonna get in you.

• 13:14Cameron Kennedy?

  And you go. And I'd knock your, with my head, teeth crooked.

• 13:18Peyton Hardin?

  Your head is gonna be the biggest disadvantage, I mean, your head, regardless, even in a normal fight.

• 13:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You lose, oh yeah, oh, mother, oh, someone would hate for me to headbutt him.

• 13:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, right there.

• 13:27Peyton Hardin?

  It's the worst.

• 13:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Top of that, that little, that little hard point right there, just right to your-

• 13:31Peyton Hardin?

  I'm glad years of you denying how disgustingly violent and larger skull is, that you finally come around to-

• 13:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, that's not true, now if I was the average height of the average United States male,

• 13:41Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 13:42Cameron Kennedy?

  With this noggin,

• 13:43Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 13:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd be in history books.

• 13:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Because my body continued to bless me and grow in my favor,

• 13:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:50Cameron Kennedy?

  And the head remained the same ever since I was 13 years of age.

• 13:53Peyton Hardin?

  What body part?

• 13:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop going 16. I go, uh, I go sophomore in high school, it's the biggest ever.

• 14:01Peyton Hardin?

  Just kidding.

• 14:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, when does, okay.

• 14:04Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, wait, now we can get into it. Anatomy with YSK, anatomy with YSK, here we go.

• 14:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so you're Johnson, right?

• 14:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 14:15Cameron Kennedy?

  When?

• 14:18Cameron Kennedy?

  When is it done?

• 14:20Peyton Hardin?

  You know what's crazy?

• 14:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause we can grow until we're like 25 apparently. I don't think he grew in the twenties, but I don't know.

• 14:26Peyton Hardin?

  You want me to be honest with?

• 14:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 14:28Peyton Hardin?

  I don't, I don't think, I think I'm the only penis on earth that doesn't have a regulated size.

• 14:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no.

• 14:35Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say this? Though every day I wake up.

• 14:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not the only one.

• 14:39Peyton Hardin?

  Every day I wake up, it's so different and then in different like parts of the day. Like it's just, there's no sense of consistency. If like, somebody were to ask, like come up to me with a million dollars, be like, how big is it? I was like, what time is it? You know what I mean? Like, I don't, I don't know.

• 14:53Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like Kino, Kino Dur Totten. You're hitting that mystery box.

• 14:56Peyton Hardin?

  Who's Kino Dur Totten?

• 14:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You get an M60, you get an M16, you get a little Uzi. And then that one morning, you get that ray gun and you go, where is she? You go, come here. It's the best day. You gotta see him today. You gotta talk to him. Kino Dur Totten's a map of zombies.

• 15:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's some nerds.

• 15:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Enough of, enough of genitalia. Sorry. Thank you for that journey. I'm right there with you though. I'm never once like, oh, it's the same every day. Some days the showers feel real cold. And some days my body's just hanging low.

• 15:23Peyton Hardin?

  Do you understand this whole thing I started with, like what happened in your week? And you brought it into fighting me and then talking about our anatomy.

• 15:29Cameron Kennedy?

  So sorry. So, uh, my, my niece's birthday, Corley, she had a birthday party this weekend, right? We go beautiful, fun. Good old Daxson, okay? Daxson was a polite young gentleman. He waited for his sister and all of her friends to knock down that old pinata.

• 15:45Peyton Hardin?

  To those who don't know, who's Daxson?

• 15:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Daxson's my nephew. Corley's brother, he's, uh, younger, he's like four.

• 15:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. So your four-year-old nephew.

• 15:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Four-year-old nephew waits for all the eight-year-olds, the big kids, they're done, they knock the pinata, they fight over the candy. He goes, now's my time to shine.

• 16:00Peyton Hardin?

  You love it.

• 16:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Daddy, can I, uh, can, can I put the pinata back up and then break it? Yeah, sure. Mark puts it back up, whoomp. He goes, but I need people to watch me. People have to watch me do this.

• 16:12Peyton Hardin?

  I agree with him.

• 16:13Cameron Kennedy?

  And I go, oh, I'll bite kid. All right, come on. I walk over there and it was the exact, exact same thing that happened in that video on the golf course. Where the guy's walking up and the guy rear backs and hits his shin with the club. And he goes, made in tears. I literally walk up. He goes, Uncle Cam, pull it, make it go. I go, all right. So to do that, you gotta, he literally takes the bat and goes, and swings right in my knee.

• 16:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:42Cameron Kennedy?

  And I literally went, mother.

• 16:47Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm looking away from it and he's still just swinging and I take the thing and I kinda throw it toward him. It's an empty pinata. It's just like a cardboard box. I throw it toward him. He goes, he's trying to fight in and I am just in agony.

• 17:00Peyton Hardin?

  You'll give him a real bat?

• 17:01Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, it's like, it's plastic, but it's one of those thin plastic ones.

• 17:05Peyton Hardin?

  So it gives you a little stain.

• 17:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't know a little stain. I'll have a bruise tomorrow. Hurt. So then I am pissed. So he goes, here, you hit it. And I go, alright. He gets out the way. I do not strike him with the bat. I take it one hand. I hit it clean in the middle of that pinata. Explodes. I throw the bat down. I go, see ya. And I walked off. It hurts so bad.

• 17:28Peyton Hardin?

  You are that adult, right?

• 17:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. He, I, my mission is to mess with that boy. Every time he sees me, he just walks in and he goes.

• 17:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, y'all been boxing for a minute.

• 17:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I love him though, but dude, it was, I, it was hard not to laugh.

• 17:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 17:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause it was that exact same scene from that video.

• 17:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 17:43Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, I was talking to him and he just, and I went,

• 17:48Cameron Kennedy?

  it hurts so bad, bro. Oh, it was funny.

• 17:55Peyton Hardin?

  So you had like a wholesome family week and that's great. I don't have those. I don't have family here, but that's great.

• 18:03Peyton Hardin?

  I had a retribution type of week, alright? Like,

• 18:09Peyton Hardin?

  I woke up the other day to, I kid you not, 200,000 notifications.

• 18:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 18:16Peyton Hardin?

  No joke, 200,000 notifications.

• 18:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 18:18Peyton Hardin?

  And it, the internet finally knows I do not lie on this podcast. Can I say?

• 18:28Peyton Hardin?

  I told y'all so.

• 18:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 18:30Peyton Hardin?

  I told y'all so. So if you remember, like, three weeks, four weeks, five weeks back, I don't even remember when this was.

• 18:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, probably three or four.

• 18:39Peyton Hardin?

  I told the story about how I went to the mall and this girl came up to me. She hit on me, like, asking for directions to my heart. Fantastic, by the way. It's a great fire line.

• 18:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Quote unquote. Oh, that's fire.

• 18:54Peyton Hardin?

  That's fire, yeah. I'm gonna break down this video because my perception of how things went is not how I looked in that video.

• 19:03Peyton Hardin?

  Little different, man.

• 19:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 19:06Peyton Hardin?

  I wake up, my dad sent me this video, my mom sent me this video, all my friends sent me this video.

• 19:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I just liked and reposted it.

• 19:15Peyton Hardin?

  I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Why y'all reposting that? Okay, so look, so look. So, what? See, Robbie's trying to hit on her. So, I told this story about this girl hitting on me at the mall.

• 19:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 19:30Peyton Hardin?

  The story did pretty well on TikTok. Like, everybody was like, oh, this is another one of Peyton's stories. But there's always that part of the internet that's like, oh, these guys are liars. They lie about all the... So there was still a majority of those comments under that story regardless of what the story was.

• 19:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, all that.

• 19:46Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 19:48Peyton Hardin?

  Couple of days ago, the girl who hit on me at the mall just decided to post the video, right?

• 19:56Peyton Hardin?

  She didn't know who I was or what the podcast was or that I talked about it. So, all the comments were like, oh, Peyton wasn't lying, Peyton wasn't lying, and they talked about this on YSK Podcast. And the girl that took the video was responding to all these comments being like, who the is Peyton?

• 20:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 20:13Peyton Hardin?

  And what's the YSK Podcast? Now, the way I told the story, I told the story how it went, right?

• 20:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Pretty accurate.

• 20:22Peyton Hardin?

  You could see like almost line for line.

• 20:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Almost.

• 20:25Peyton Hardin?

  And knowing me and my memory, going line for line on something is not a part of my bag.

• 20:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 20:34Peyton Hardin?

  Seeing that video, right, three million, four million views, no, I think, what is that, five million views now?

• 20:39Cameron Kennedy?

  So, it's up there.

• 20:40Peyton Hardin?

  Five, six million?

• 20:40Cameron Kennedy?

  It's almost a million likes.

• 20:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so it's like five million views in a day. Seeing that video has made me realize I look different than I think I do when interacting with people.

• 20:53Peyton Hardin?

  Like, that is a haunting thing to see.

• 20:58Peyton Hardin?

  It is.

• 20:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I hate that.

• 21:00Peyton Hardin?

  Holy...

• 21:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 21:02Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, first of all, let's start with the beginning of the video. Me walking through the mall. Who the was gonna tell me I walk like that?

• 21:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I've been trying for years.

• 21:11Peyton Hardin?

  No one said...

• 21:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I've been trying for years. I've been stiff up.

• 21:15Peyton Hardin?

  Rock solid. I mean, it's like I'm still in the back brace from middle school.

• 21:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I've been trying, dog.

• 21:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, dude, stop, man.

• 21:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 21:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I love it though. So I'm thinking, I'm thinking that I'm looking, I'm looking sexy when I'm walking, but in reality, I'm, I'm looking weird, right? I'm looking like I'm built together. I look like I was put together. Glued here together. Like they bought me at the Lego store and they put me together, right? And so in my mind, even when I told the story, when she goes, "Excuse me, excuse me," in my mind, I'm like this. Yeah. You have even, you have, you have more like shrink in your hair, like. I could have sworn in my mind, that's how I looked and, and that's how I look at all times. She, "Excuse me, I thought I went like this." In the video, I'm like this. Yeah? What?

• 22:17Peyton Hardin?

  There's, no one told me so much of the bottom teeth show. Why the so much bottom teeth show when I talk? I was like this. How can I help you? This is, dude, oh my god. No, no, and. Oh, it's so good. This was four weeks ago before I started like my health journey, right? Well. This was, it was like four weeks ago. Yeah. No one told me I was that thick. Like in that video, it looked like I needed a Nike training bra on. Like my, my yitties were out, dog. Like she could have played with me like this. She could have been like, "Can I have directions to your..."

• 23:00Peyton Hardin?

  Like that's what she should have done, is played with my, my, my B cup. She goes, "Directions to your heart?" No, she goes, "What about your..."

• 23:10Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna, she could have.

• 23:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, she could have, she could have squeezed me. Oh, she goes, "What do you say about that one, huh?" So I'm looking at this video like, holy, I was big. I'm still big. I'm working on it, but I'm less than that now. I'm, so, and I'm thinking, right, whenever she's talking to me, right, asking for directions.

• 23:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, it wasn't a blow. I was trying to get as far away from this as you were talking.

• 23:41Peyton Hardin?

  I thought you just snot rocketed into that couch.

• 23:44Cameron Kennedy?

  As if you haven't literally like gurgled your own saliva mixed with a liquid and spit it everywhere.

• 23:48Peyton Hardin?

  You've done, you've gurgled some of mine and spit it everywhere. That's too far. And, and honestly, I get, I get the discomfort and I'm sorry. Alright? But anyway, back to this video, because this video is viral right now. We gotta talk about it. It's 10 million views, fucking all right?

• 24:05Cameron Kennedy?

  So.

• 24:08Cameron Kennedy?

  So. So like in two days, it's gonna have 30 million views, right? Like this 28 million viewed video.

• 24:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it has about 4 million likes right now, if you look. Anyway, so my t's are out. I'm fat. I turn around different than I think I do, right?

• 24:26Peyton Hardin?

  I think, right? I have this thing whenever, especially like women are talking to me and I wasn't like flirting with her. Obviously I told her that I'm in a, I'm in a thing.

• 24:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 24:34Peyton Hardin?

  But I like to like, you know, show a sign of comfort to women.

• 24:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 24:40Peyton Hardin?

  Right? I look them deeply in their eyes when they speak to me.

• 24:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 24:43Peyton Hardin?

  Like I just, what I do, that's like a sign of respect to me. And so in my mind, I was doing that to her and I thought I looked sexy, like I'm hitting one of these.

• 24:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like a soft glaze and like a very calm.

• 24:53Peyton Hardin?

  Right? So she's talking to me, asking for directions. I think I'm going like this.

• 24:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah. I look at the video, I'm like this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. What? Who the f**k was I checking for?

• 25:12Peyton Hardin?

  No one told me I look like this when I talk to people.

• 25:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You said, yeah, I'm actually in a.

• 25:20Peyton Hardin?

  I was, I was looking for people on the roof in.

• 25:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Our relationship.

• 25:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I have an underbite. Yeah, I'm built like a bulldog. No, it's so, I'm a furry, black bulldog. That's what I look like. I got an underbite, a gut, and I like, what the, man? And I breathe with my mouth.

• 25:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you're an English bulldog.

• 25:46Peyton Hardin?

  I'm an English bulldog.

• 25:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you're an attractive English bulldog.

• 25:50Peyton Hardin?

  Holy.

• 25:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, put it on a shirt. Oh my god, put your face on a bulldog, put it on a shirt.

• 25:55Peyton Hardin?

  James is gonna make that grabbing now.

• 25:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 25:58Peyton Hardin?

  And, and to top it all off, the internet has this beautiful thing where they like to take screenshots of me and you and put them in the comments.

• 26:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 26:06Peyton Hardin?

  Now all the screenshots are me standing like this.

• 26:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't got no direction.

• 26:18Peyton Hardin?

  I got a group, what's your name?

• 26:19Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "I'm in a relationship." He said, "Oh no, that's fire though, that's fire." Dude, that is, I mean, that is, that's arguably like worst case scenario.

• 26:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:30Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's, it's, it's good that your word is now more valid to the masses, like,

• 26:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:37Cameron Kennedy?

  this did happen, there's physical proof.

• 26:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:40Cameron Kennedy?

  But when you see a video of yourself, dog, oh, I mean, it, it really is.

• 26:44Peyton Hardin?

  Who told me, I, why didn't y'all say I walk like that?

• 26:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I've, I've literally been telling you since like 2018. I'm like, dude, you need a foam roll, like, you're stiff.

• 26:52Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I've been literally in my mirror practicing my turnaround haze, like, like, I'm like, I'm trying to tuck the chin.

• 26:59Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's almost like, it's almost like you, you were like yearning for someone to talk to you because you said, "Hey, excuse me, man."

• 27:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah?

• 27:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, you immediately, you say, "Oh yeah, what's up, you, yeah, hey, hey, hey." Like, dude.

• 27:14Peyton Hardin?

  And, and.

• 27:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie, I watched it like eight times.

• 27:16Peyton Hardin?

  Me too, it's impossible not to.

• 27:19Cameron Kennedy?

  So.

• 27:19Peyton Hardin?

  I am horrible.

• 27:21Cameron Kennedy?

  And as soon as it goes to the next person, I'm just like, and I know I restarted it.

• 27:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, bro.

• 27:25Peyton Hardin?

  But, but you know what, CJ, CJ says about eight words a day. He took his eight words to make fun of me. He was like, he was like, "Yeah, bro, your lower half was stiff and it was all over my body." He said, he said, he said, "It looks like your feet were planted in the ground with cement."

• 27:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You were like, just like rotating? You're like, "No, I don't really know, me, I'm in a relationship, no." Oh, hold on real quick.

• 27:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and why is so much, why is so much of this out?

• 27:52Cameron Kennedy?

  So much of this is out.

• 27:54Peyton Hardin?

  It's not out. I think, okay, do you, do you bow your chest when you walk?

• 27:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No, not intentionally.

• 28:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 28:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's fair.

• 28:02Peyton Hardin?

  Really not.

• 28:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Time out. Just move the mic real quick and sit up dead straight. Just sit straight. Like, you know, uh, uh, sorry, back not on it. Like, like you're just sitting, like, right there.

• 28:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, a lot of pronation. Move, move, y'all. Narrate my walk.

• 28:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Narrate your walk? How about I give you a sexy tune?

• 28:27Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's a [BLEEP] arms. It is, they're back. You're like, you're walking like K-Rob. Your arms are back, dog. Drop your arms. Complete, yes. Now. Okay, but from that, look, drop your arms.

• 28:39Peyton Hardin?

  Where's the handheld?

• 28:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Drop.

• 28:40Peyton Hardin?

  Where's the handheld? Plug it into that. I do not walk like that.

• 28:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're just bad, bub. I love you. Your, your, your, your hands are completely back. Okay, look, now we're back, right?

• 28:54Cameron Kennedy?

  How am I? So, look, the thing, the biggest thing for you is, so I was right, your shoulders do pronate very, very.

• 29:02Peyton Hardin?

  What does pronate mean?

• 29:03Cameron Kennedy?

  They go forward.

• 29:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:04Cameron Kennedy?

  That's from, that's very, very typical people that game, sit on a desk a lot.

• 29:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like that.

• 29:08Peyton Hardin?

  So.

• 29:09Cameron Kennedy?

  So you, in your instance, you're thinking, bring my whole arms back.

• 29:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:13Cameron Kennedy?

  In reality, you just keep your arms low.

• 29:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:17Cameron Kennedy?

  But just shoulders.

• 29:19Peyton Hardin?

  Arms low.

• 29:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Bring your shoulders back.

• 29:20Peyton Hardin?

  Arms low, okay.

• 29:21Cameron Kennedy?

  So go completely normal.

• 29:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, no one's watching you. Just stand. You're not impressing anybody.

• 29:25Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, here's how I stand.

• 29:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Now just drag, that's not even that bad. I think it might be when there's nothing in your hands. I think when you're holding something, it's like.

• 29:32Peyton Hardin?

  I had, I had my phone and a drink in my hand.

• 29:35Cameron Kennedy?

  But that's like hand, head, like, I, I don't know.

• 29:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, let's try, let's, let's try. Listen.

• 29:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 29:41Peyton Hardin?

  Let's try my turnaround hello, right? All right, you're trying to hit on me. CJ, we blur my lower back here.

• 29:48Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 29:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Learn it, shave it for it.

• 29:50Peyton Hardin?

  Here you go. Here we go. You, it's about to be winner.

• 29:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go.

• 29:55Peyton Hardin?

  Here we go.

• 29:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, excuse, uh, excuse me. Excuse.

• 30:01Peyton Hardin?

  What's up?

• 30:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 30:03Peyton Hardin?

  Was that good?

• 30:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that was way too theatrical.

• 30:05Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 30:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, are you, did you almost fall? Are you okay?

• 30:08Peyton Hardin?

  Here we go, here we go.

• 30:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, excuse me, sir. Excuse, sir, excuse me. Sir, excuse me.

• 30:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, what's up, mama?

• 30:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you, I'm not your mom, I'm not your mom. You dropped your little phone back there, guy, huh? What do you say, these kids want to take a picture with you, you're walking all crooked, huh? I'm not your mommy. Bite me, loser.

• 30:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 30:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, one serious one.

• 30:28Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, one serious one.

• 30:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't be theatrical.

• 30:30Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not being.

• 30:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Just turn around normal.

• 30:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 30:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here we go.

• 30:33Peyton Hardin?

  Here we go. Don't, CJ, blur my back hair. Here we go.

• 30:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, excuse me? Excuse me?

• 30:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, what's going on? Now the tour, the voters, no, that was bad.

• 30:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Runway?

• 30:46Peyton Hardin?

  It was bad.

• 30:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You literally, you just hit a full-blown spin.

• 30:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay, that's my bad. One more, one more. One more, here we go.

• 30:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go. Uh, excuse me?

• 30:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, what's up?

• 30:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You knocked over a drink, oh my God, he can't help himself. Oh my God, he can't do it.

• 31:02Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, alright, whatever, I'm going back down, I'm going back down.

• 31:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Aluminum noise. It went dong dong. Oh my God.

• 31:14Peyton Hardin?

  Well, that's, I'm just saying.

• 31:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, he's gonna cry, he's gonna get in his car and cry.

• 31:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're gonna cry, God, your lower back.

• 31:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I know.

• 31:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Let me see, real quick, up close.

• 31:26Peyton Hardin?

  Will you rub my lower back hair? Wait. Will you braid my lower back hair?

• 31:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You just went from rub to braid in two seconds.

• 31:33Peyton Hardin?

  Can you braid?

• 31:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Ne- no. I mean, I've tried on Liv's hair, not on the fine little, little pubicness.

• 31:40Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just saying, bro, it's just.

• 31:41Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you get to lock up like that?

• 31:44Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just saying, bro, like, that video made me look at myself so differently.

• 31:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, the, I, I, that video is one of the greatest things ever.

• 31:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Because it's so funny, but it also reminded me, it's, it's like those moments, you said it perfectly.

• 32:00Cameron Kennedy?

  The overarching story 100% true. It happened.

• 32:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, when you recalled it in your mind,

• 32:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:06Cameron Kennedy?

  some dramatization came in and you remembered things a little different.

• 32:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay, but you gotta understand, I experienced it not through the lens of

• 32:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Of her phone or her Ray-Ban Meta creep glasses.

• 32:15Peyton Hardin?

  I, whenever your mind is going through something, I was going through a panic attack. I was genuinely freaking out.

• 32:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Hell, you thought she had four arms. She's like

• 32:24Peyton Hardin?

  It's like Doc Ock. General Grievous with eight lightsabers going at me.

• 32:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Dog, that reminded me, it's like the same scenario when I was younger. We were at this, it was like a social. Did y'all have socials? Dude.

• 32:42Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 32:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 32:44Peyton Hardin?

  Mom took me to the deaf social.

• 32:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's not a joke. No, it's not, I'm not funny. The deaf social. For the school of the deaf.

• 32:58Peyton Hardin?

  The teacher deaf.

• 32:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, uh huh. No, no. Why were you there?

• 33:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Why the hell? What age was this?

• 33:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I was probably about six.

• 33:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Why did your mother, of all, of all people on this beautiful earth, draw?

• 33:25Peyton Hardin?

  So I could do that.

• 33:27Peyton Hardin?

  Shout out to all our deaf.

• 33:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 33:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, wait, there is.

• 33:45Cameron Kennedy?

  The Houston show.

• 33:48Peyton Hardin?

  Those were blind, no, they weren't.

• 33:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, damn.

• 33:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "We used to talk about this day." "Oh my god, I didn't know it was gonna be today."

• 34:01Peyton Hardin?

  I'm so sorry.

• 34:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 34:04Peyton Hardin?

  But if they're, if they're, if they watch the YouTube videos, then they just saw that.

• 34:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Or they have the captions, either or.

• 34:09Peyton Hardin?

  Or they have the captions.

• 34:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh man, that's... That, now that, you, that's... That's something. I'mma change the topic real quick.

• 34:20Peyton Hardin?

  And that, no, and, but you, but they can't get mad at me, they cannot.

• 34:23Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's a, that's a genuine.

• 34:24Peyton Hardin?

  That's a genuine mistake.

• 34:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That's genuine, no ill will.

• 34:27Peyton Hardin?

  Genuine mistake.

• 34:27Cameron Kennedy?

  No malice in your heart. No, no, no, now you're, it's like a Band-Aid over a shot, let's just calm down, let's calm down. You're putting some hydrogen peroxide over a severed limb, the damage is done, okay? Let's, let's calm down.

• 34:40Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry, sorry.

• 34:41Cameron Kennedy?

  But what I was saying... Oh, oh. I, the only, now this might get, but, the only thing I-

• 34:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, Kim!

• 34:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I was just saying from, from Planet of the Apes. Home.

• 34:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, yeah, cuz apes communicate in sign language.

• 34:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Which is...

• 34:59Peyton Hardin?

  It's impressive, right?

• 35:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That's for a different day.

• 35:01Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say something about that?

• 35:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Go for it.

• 35:04Peyton Hardin?

  Right!

• 35:04Cameron Kennedy?

  About apes?

• 35:05Peyton Hardin?

  Well, no!

• 35:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I was about to say, as long as you let me talk.

• 35:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm saying cuz, I'm saying-

• 35:12Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying cuz, as soon as I genuinely wanna jump into a fun conversation with you, you're gonna be like, "Be careful racist white man, colonizer, ahhhh." That's funny. Okay, look, the people that train gorillas, right? You know, who's that white lady, or, she just passed away recently, right? The old white lady that like raised that gorilla to like talk?

• 35:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I think so.

• 35:32Peyton Hardin?

  And like, all that, and do the sign language? How do you get to that point?

• 35:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, seriously, what, like, think about it, and you wanna know the best part?

• 35:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:40Cameron Kennedy?

  These people are taking classes, right?

• 35:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That are made by other humans.

• 35:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:46Cameron Kennedy?

  With notes from humans.

• 35:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Reading from a textbook of humans.

• 35:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:50Cameron Kennedy?

  And then once you do all the human... You are officially a zoologist of gorillas.

• 35:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And I know that's obviously not how it works, but I'm right there with you, I'm like, "At what point..." Like, it's almost one of those things, you have to be in the field. You, they, I, like, I don't trust. If someone goes to SMU and studies apes for four years.

• 36:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:12Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, I don't, I really don't care.

• 36:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:14Cameron Kennedy?

  What you say about it. I know you're probably, your stats are right, all the theories are right, but it's like, you don't live with them.

• 36:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, some of these people, they're really in, they're like, they're out there, they're in the field, they're in them cages.

• 36:26Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not talking about the people that study this, the gorillas, like monkeys. I'm not talking about, I'm talking about the, the, the people like that get these chimps, or like these gorillas as a baby, and they teach them how to speak sign language and teach them human things.

• 36:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 36:42Peyton Hardin?

  Like, have you seen that one gorilla that she was literally just speaking to it and he was responding, but through sign language?

• 36:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's fire.

• 36:48Peyton Hardin?

  But, but at a certain point.

• 36:52Peyton Hardin?

  Right?

• 36:53Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 36:54Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know how true that is. Or is, or did they just teach it?

• 36:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You're so skeptical.

• 36:59Peyton Hardin?

  I am skeptical, pectical.

• 37:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Very.

• 37:02Peyton Hardin?

  But, right? How mu, like, I think, and I'm not trying to take away from her studies, because she seems like one of the nice white ladies that'll make you a nice milk rice.

• 37:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 37:11Peyton Hardin?

  Right? And she'll like, say, you know, rub you.

• 37:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 37:14Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm. Oh. She was one of the good ones, and rest in peace, if she's still, if she's gone. But.

• 37:21Peyton Hardin?

  I know, that's clapping.

• 37:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Clapping.

• 37:23Peyton Hardin?

  It's clapping. But like, rest, like, we do that, like, if she was a good person.

• 37:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No one ever RIP's with a clap. No one ever goes, "Oh, rest in peace."

• 37:29Peyton Hardin?

  You've never clapped at a funeral? You don't clap at a funeral?

• 37:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 37:34Peyton Hardin?

  If you had a good life, you deserve a standing ovation.

• 37:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, that's true, but this is getting cultural.

• 37:39Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 37:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. Oh, we sing, we sing hymns and cry.

• 37:42Peyton Hardin?

  That's what we do. We sing hymns and cry, and then we eat some chicken salad, and then everyone drives home. Wait, y'all don't clap at funerals?

• 37:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No, at, at my, at my coach in the sixth grade, when he passed away, and the entire student body went to his funeral.

• 37:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:56Cameron Kennedy?

  It wasn't more of a clap, but it was a celebration of life.

• 37:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 37:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 37:59Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 38:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I still didn't clap.

• 38:00Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 38:01Cameron Kennedy?

  We didn't go.

• 38:02Peyton Hardin?

  No, like, like you ever had somebody go up there that doesn't take death well? And then they like just make a bunch of jokes? And it's the funniest person in the world because everybody's sad, so you could literally say anything, we're gonna laugh?

• 38:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 38:14Peyton Hardin?

  You've never been like, "Yeah!"

• 38:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 38:15Peyton Hardin?

  Like, "So and so, remember that, how they used to act when they got alcohol and up, oh!" You know what I mean? You've never clapped? Or like at the end of a funeral, right? End of the funeral, show's over.

• 38:26Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not a show! It's not a [bleep]. It's, this isn't a ticketed event! It's not a show.

• 38:33Peyton Hardin?

  You don't think I'm, you don't think I'm-

• 38:34Cameron Kennedy?

  If you paid money to go to somebody's funeral, they are con artists. If you paid, if you, you paid a general admission ticket to go view the dead!

• 38:42Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, but let me tell you something. And I'm putting this on camera, play this at my funeral. If Peyton Harden, God forbid, dies young, right?

• 38:51Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just saying, if it happens, let's get this on record. There's no free admission. Y'all are paying to get in there. Y'all are paying to get in there. No, no, it's going, it's going to my parents, right?

• 39:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're talking about soon.

• 39:10Peyton Hardin?

  Well, no, I'm just saying if anything happens, right? Y'all are paying admission to get in my funeral, right? There's gonna be no seating. It's standing room only, because all the fans are allowed in. Like, there's no like, there's no special service for the friends and family. It's, fans are all out. I would say, hopefully the fans are like, nice and let y'all get to the front, but at the end of the day, who cares? Right? Open bar, open bar, we're lit, we're lit. Right, everybody's lit, open bar, y'all walk into there, I'm not there, right? Y'all walk in, y'all walk into the funeral home, and normally like the body's there in the casket, "I'm not there, where's Peyton?"

• 39:46Cameron Kennedy?

  There's nothing there.

• 39:47Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody's standing, there's a DJ.

• 39:51Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody's like, right, open bar, people are getting drinks.

• 39:54Cameron Kennedy?

  People are cheers, you're trying to coax-

• 39:56Peyton Hardin?

  Right, on the screen, you should know podcasts on a loop, right? Just loop, Peyton's greatest moments.

• 40:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton's dumbest moments!

• 40:03Peyton Hardin?

  Peyton's dumbest moments.

• 40:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You're dead and it's just like, no, no, animal.

• 40:09Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, no, Fruit Loops do have different flavors.

• 40:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, come on, come on, I don't believe it. I don't believe in dinosaurs.

• 40:14Peyton Hardin?

  So that's on a loop, right? Everybody's, "Look, where's Peyton, where's Peyton?" Lights drop.

• 40:20Peyton Hardin?

  Lights drop, it's dark, it's like the [bleep] Undertaker's coming up.

• 40:25Cameron Kennedy?

  The best part is everybody's just standing. Yeah, there's not even seats for them to be in. Everyone's like, whoa, what?

• 40:30Peyton Hardin?

  Whoa, right?

• 40:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Throw a snapshot.

• 40:32Peyton Hardin?

  Right, and then boom, smoke machine. And y'all know my dying wish is what? To get taxidermy. I'm getting wheeled out, action position, to the abyss by the weekend.

• 40:43Cameron Kennedy?

  While the weekend is, is descending, doing a halftime performance, we have Abel Teste on the stage, rocking the mic, as Peyton is coming down the aisle of death like this. It's in the front stage, you're like, yeah.

• 40:58Peyton Hardin?

  And then you get up there. And then, and then you hear, you hear faintly from the distance, Pierce listener. And no!

• 41:05Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, let.

• 41:07Speaker 04

  Welcome to the stage, Uncle B.

• 41:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, dude. Oh my god, it's, it's.

• 41:22Peyton Hardin?

  And no!

• 41:23Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, Dallas, Texas! For the last time!

• 41:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and I'm getting, I'm getting wheeled out by my favorite bottle girl.

• 41:36Peyton Hardin?

  Here's a collection of fifteen of my favorite bottle girls.

• 41:42Peyton Hardin?

  And in my hands, they have the little light.

• 41:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you're like this, and they're just going.

• 41:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my, dude, that would be terrible.

• 41:53Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I mean? I was trying to say, that's what I want my funeral to be. What the, what's the point of being sad? You know what I mean?

• 41:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, dude.

• 42:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and then every week, you can still do the pod just happens.

• 42:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no.

• 42:06Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no.

• 42:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, my week was good, buddy, you're sitting like this.

• 42:14Cameron Kennedy?

  And I go, yeah, it's been, been real sad without you here, man. What do you think?

• 42:19Cameron Kennedy?

  You're just holding it? I go, you know, I did, to honor you, I actually tried, I actually tried new Fruit Loops and, you know, I couldn't distinguish. They all were one flavor.

• 42:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're just holding it. Oh, that's morbid.

• 42:35Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all even changed the logo to be like, like my side of the logo is like this?

• 42:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, that would be-

• 42:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, man. Oh, and I'm selling merch at my funeral. Oh, my God, y'all are gonna get rich at my funeral.

• 42:47Cameron Kennedy?

  And I thought you said it's going to your parents.

• 42:48Peyton Hardin?

  Well, yeah, but-

• 42:49Cameron Kennedy?

  We get cuts?

• 42:51Peyton Hardin?

  Well, no, look, for the people that can't make it, we're gonna livestream it on Koala Royalty, Patreon.com/YouShouldKnowPodcast, Koala Royalty livestream only. Koala Royalty livestream number 184.

• 43:01Peyton Hardin?

  It's at my funeral. Robbie's trying to lob me.

• 43:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. We put a mic on you simply for celebratory measures?

• 43:11Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 43:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Halfway through the service, we just hear-

• 43:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, see-

• 43:18Peyton Hardin?

  Too far.

• 43:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I took it too far. We're passing out shots of Don Julio at your funeral. There's ghost machines and sparklers and bottle girls bringing the dead to the stage to perform with Abel, and I take it too far. We're selling merch and tickets? First off, where is this gonna be at? We gotta have a big venue.

• 43:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 43:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Jerry's World.

• 43:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, I can't sell that. We do House of Blues.

• 43:49Peyton Hardin?

  We do a two, we do a-

• 43:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, would you back that?

• 43:52Peyton Hardin?

  Back to the night.

• 43:55Peyton Hardin?

  Two sold-out nights at House of Blues Dallas, Payne's funeral, part one, part two. Y'all changed my outfits. Okay, it's getting dark.

• 44:04Cameron Kennedy?

  It is.

• 44:04Peyton Hardin?

  CJ didn't like any of that.

• 44:07Peyton Hardin?

  CJ didn't like any of that. It's so funny.

• 44:09Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, that is-

• 44:11Peyton Hardin?

  Guys, I'm joking, guys. Let's all pray for me.

• 44:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, perfect. My snack came.

• 44:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you, Robbie.

• 44:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god, that's perfect timing too.

• 44:26Peyton Hardin?

  You getting snacks during the podcast?

• 44:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I got you one.

• 44:29Peyton Hardin?

  I can't eat that.

• 44:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You have to, just for me, just for one night.

• 44:32Peyton Hardin?

  What is happening?

• 44:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's just a, go for it. That was a great story. It took a lot out of me.

• 44:41Peyton Hardin?

  What is this? Do we have a Taco Bell sponsor I don't know about?

• 44:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's just a taco.

• 44:47Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not eating this.

• 44:48Cameron Kennedy?

  What, you won't even take one bite with me?

• 44:50Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 44:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, but they did, they did something to it. They did something to it.

• 44:54Peyton Hardin?

  Is it Doritos Locos?

• 44:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a special bite. Wait, wait, wait, wait for me and cheers. Just one, you just-

• 44:59Peyton Hardin?

  What is happening?

• 45:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Just wait, we're just taking a taco.

• 45:02Peyton Hardin?

  Is it my birthday?

• 45:04Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not your birthday bubba, that's February. No, just, I'll, I'll explain.

• 45:07Peyton Hardin?

  Did we hit like a million subscribers and I don't know about it?

• 45:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 45:10Peyton Hardin?

  Is this celebratory?

• 45:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Just a taco.

• 45:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Cheers.

• 45:33Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, what the?

• 45:41Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, what the?

• 45:45Peyton Hardin?

  We could have taken a lunch break.

• 45:49Peyton Hardin?

  You want another?

• 45:52Peyton Hardin?

  Are you okay?

• 45:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm great.

• 45:58Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, record time on that. I mean, absolute record taco time. I mean, I would put you against anybody to throw the taco like that.

• 46:10Peyton Hardin?

  Like you are the, you are the Joey Chestnut of Taco Bell.

• 46:15Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, like genuinely is your wife not feeding you at home? Like, what's?

• 46:21Cameron Kennedy?

  We had chicken bar last night.

• 46:23Peyton Hardin?

  So you're full? That was on a full belly, you're crying.

• 46:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No, don't look at my fingers. No, the fingers are insecure.

• 46:32Peyton Hardin?

  You have the fingers of like a four year old.

• 46:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, it looks like I made homemade ravioli. Like, I mean.

• 46:43Peyton Hardin?

  I just wanted to allow you to witness my Guinness World Record attempt of the fastest to eat a taco. I just wanted you to be here in case I broke the record. I tried. I tried.

• 46:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you need to go on vacation.

• 46:59Peyton Hardin?

  That was it.

• 47:02Peyton Hardin?

  You want to race?

• 47:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I got another one.

• 47:06Peyton Hardin?

  After seeing that?

• 47:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you know you're coming in second.

• 47:09Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I'm not even in the competition.

• 47:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Your mind can go further than you think.

• 47:13Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I can't do that.

• 47:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Sure?

• 47:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Do you want me to?

• 47:18Cameron Kennedy?

  It's up to you if you want to race. I got another taco in this bag.

• 47:22Peyton Hardin?

  I'll do it.

• 47:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't really know if I can eat another one that quick.

• 47:26Peyton Hardin?

  I don't really know if I can just slam it.

• 47:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I really don't want to.

• 47:29Peyton Hardin?

  Like honestly, honestly, that was disgusting to watch.

• 47:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm sorry about, visually, I didn't plan, didn't really practice too much visually.

• 47:37Peyton Hardin?

  If you can get this down, if you can get this down, in sub-four seconds, I'll give you $500 cash.

• 47:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, here's very important details and caveats.

• 47:46Peyton Hardin?

  Swallow it all, nothing in the mouth.

• 47:47Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not gonna happen.

• 47:48Peyton Hardin?

  You can't?

• 47:49Cameron Kennedy?

  That was close, wasn't it?

• 47:51Peyton Hardin?

  All in my mouth in four, I can give you that.

• 47:52Cameron Kennedy?

  There is no way. There's no way.

• 47:55Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, how much?

• 47:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm swallowing it all.

• 47:56Peyton Hardin?

  How much? Ten seconds?

• 47:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no. It's even like 20. I mean, it's to swa- I'd literally have, I'd probably tear something in my throat.

• 48:03Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, you ought, like, I mean, it's there, but, I mean, you look, like, when you were eating that, I've seen my dog, like, get after a piece of chicken, that was up there with it. I mean, you and absolutely just left a mess on the ground, too.

• 48:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll get to that, I promise.

• 48:19Peyton Hardin?

  You want to race?

• 48:21Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're challenging me.

• 48:22Peyton Hardin?

  I'm challenging you.

• 48:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, let's race.

• 48:23Peyton Hardin?

  I think that was impressive, but daddy's got a big throat.

• 48:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Daddy does have a big throat.

• 48:29Peyton Hardin?

  My calories for the day.

• 48:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's good.

• 48:31Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna swallow it, but I'll soft, I'll lick it a couple times. That sounds like my ex.

• 48:40Peyton Hardin?

  Come on, hurry up, let's go.

• 48:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You're only going to lick it?

• 48:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. No, I'll try, here we go.

• 48:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, here we go, are you gonna give an honest effort?

• 48:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna give an honest effort.

• 48:50Speaker 04

  In five, four...

• 48:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Best of luck, man.

• 48:55Speaker 04

  Two, one, go!

• 49:18Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all know who the real throat goat is?

• 49:21Peyton Hardin?

  Stop playing with me. Child's play out here.

• 49:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Child's play.

• 49:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, absolute child's play.

• 49:39Peyton Hardin?

  I almost threw up just now. Like, didn't it that hit a part of my throat that you haven't hit since we're roommates together? Like, that was, that was back deep depths of my throat. Those were back always. Yeah.

• 49:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you had all of that in your mouth in about one and a half seconds.

• 49:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, no, I mean, that's the most impressive thing you've ever seen. Stop playing with me. Like, genuinely, stop playing with me.

• 50:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That is very impressive.

• 50:02Peyton Hardin?

  Stop it.

• 50:03Cameron Kennedy?

  And your fat tongue is finally being put to use?

• 50:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Outside of the bedroom. That, that, my friend. Now, I will say, I went a tad bit slower on round two.

• 50:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:14Cameron Kennedy?

  That was insane.

• 50:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, there's no way you can compete with me.

• 50:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That was insane. I need a drink of water after this. My mouth is so salty. I need a drink. Me too.

• 50:26Peyton Hardin?

  That was a wicked, strange thing that y'all brought up. Yeah, that was, I don't know why, I don't know what y'all planned on. That's, you could tell it's a K-Rob and Cam thing. Big backs unite. We're bringing food. We're bringing tacos. We're slamming it sub five seconds.

• 50:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, that is not something I would bring up. You know what I mean? But it's something you put down.

• 50:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I absolutely.

• 50:45Cameron Kennedy?

  We're not gonna, we're not just gonna glaze over the fact that you, you made the podium. You took gold.

• 50:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm top five all time. I'm top five all time.

• 50:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Throw to work.

• 50:54Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah. You think the messages from the men have been bad before. I'll show you my requested after today. I'm not gonna lie, my requested DMs, I'm never looking at my DM, I'm done kind of looking at the internet because y'all are starting to scare me. Like, there's people saying like, like, we've known each other for five years or something, and I've never met like.

• 51:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I actually have no clue.

• 51:14Peyton Hardin?

  Like, people are saying like, I love you. Thank you for doing this for me today. I've never seen you before.

• 51:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, I've actually, I've done anything for you.

• 51:19Peyton Hardin?

  It's, it's really starting to scare me. Like, so I'm, I'm staying out of my DMs. But, can I say, my number one requested DMs is like, from men? And, like, ladies, I get it. Men are like. Horned up.

• 51:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 51:34Peyton Hardin?

  Like TCU horn frogs.

• 51:36Cameron Kennedy?

  TCU horn frogs horny toe.

• 51:38Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, the things that they have requested from me.

• 51:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 51:42Peyton Hardin?

  If you now, this is the thing, right? A lot of y'all, a lot of y'all is hmm.

• 51:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 51:50Peyton Hardin?

  I will be honest, there's a lot of, there's a lot of men in my DMs that request things from me.

• 51:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 51:56Peyton Hardin?

  And they're saying they'll pay me. Y'all gotta be better than that, cuz I'll do it if you pay me. If y'all send me the money initially, I'll take it and I will give you your service. I will polish these feet up.

• 52:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Is it bad? I don't think you would. I think you, I think you would take the money, delete the conversation.

• 52:13Peyton Hardin?

  Peyton, dude, okay, if you want my feet, that's your fault, like, sorry, but I will give you my feet. I will give you my feet.

• 52:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 52:21Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, some of these dudes are saying they'll give me top dollar for some feet.

• 52:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone offered to buy those teeth off of me and my mom. That is, I mean, that is like, what are we doing?

• 52:31Peyton Hardin?

  People offered 10K for my drawers? Somebody offered me $10,000 for my drawers. I will give you every pair of drawers I've ever worn.

• 52:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You never should have told me that. I'm, I'm literally going to sneak into your home. I'm gonna sneak into your house.

• 52:43Peyton Hardin?

  And take my drawers?

• 52:44Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm not even taking the drawers. I just need your phone. I'm taking the phone, accepting the deal.

• 52:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 52:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Sending him my wiring information. He's like, why does it say Cameron Kennedy? Like, don't worry, hey, hey, don't worry.

• 52:54Peyton Hardin?

  Says one thing about me, I have pride, but I'm not a fool. And if you send me the money upfront, you have my hands. My skims are yours. Like, that's what's, I would, it's the easiest $10,000 I've ever made.

• 53:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd go buy four more packs of underwear, wear all of them for 30 minutes and give you a double shipment. Hey, you just got a BOGO. You bought one and got one free.

• 53:15Peyton Hardin?

  One better, I will, I will fly to you and hand them to you. These are my drawers, sir. Here, Paul. Paul, here's your, and a lot of y'all got.

• 53:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you take your current drawers off in front of Paul, hand them those as the last pair?

• 53:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's too much. That's 20,000.

• 53:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You go 10 more, 10 more.

• 53:28Peyton Hardin?

  20,000.

• 53:29Cameron Kennedy?

  We'll scratch it. You already purchased, you get a 50% off, 15K will.

• 53:32Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, dude.

• 53:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, oh my god, I like this. Oh my god, let's go down the list. Stop. Tell me when there's something you wouldn't give up for $10,000. So this, every scenario, everything I'm about to say is in a DM, a requested DM from a fan, they're offering you 10 bands for these items.

• 53:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, let's go.

• 53:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, your underwear.

• 53:53Peyton Hardin?

  Easy, you have my underwear. $10,000, you have my underwear.

• 53:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 53:57Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, $10,000 cash?

• 53:59Cameron Kennedy?

  All your hats.

• 54:00Peyton Hardin?

  $10,000, yes, you can have them.

• 54:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You think I would say no to my hats but yes to my underwear?

• 54:04Peyton Hardin?

  You should have started in a different order.

• 54:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, your hats are more sacred than your underwear. Your underwear stink.

• 54:09Peyton Hardin?

  Ah dude, yeah. Can I say that?

• 54:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, oh!

• 54:13Peyton Hardin?

  The stor- oh, well, go ahead.

• 54:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, you gotta, you gotta get me, they might get with context.

• 54:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 54:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Both pair of my shorts?

• 54:22Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh.

• 54:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That you have-

• 54:23Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my sexy time shorts?

• 54:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Have not returned to me for obvious reasons.

• 54:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so if y'all don't know, I think I've said this on Patreon, because Patreon, we'd say the real real, like the real naughty things over there. I steal Cam's shorts and I use them for sexy time. Like, those are my dick appointment shorts.

• 54:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, two pair of my shorts that were daily rotations that are now DA exclusive shorts.

• 54:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:44Cameron Kennedy?

  So, both of your-

• 54:45Peyton Hardin?

  So if you know, if you see me in those shorts, I'm getting nasty, either with myself-

• 54:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 54:50Peyton Hardin?

  Or with my significant other.

• 54:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 54:51Peyton Hardin?

  There's a lot of me in those shorts.

• 54:53Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a lot, there is, there is, I mean, there's millions of little Peyton Harden Jr.'s running around.

• 54:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, but you can't have those shorts for $10,000. That's a $50,000 short.

• 55:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, so that's the line?

• 55:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay.

• 55:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Anything weekend inside your house?

• 55:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 55:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Tour merch?

• 55:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 55:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Vinyl?

• 55:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 55:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Poster.

• 55:11Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, the only thing I'm saying iffy to $10,000 is my butt. So you can say all these material things, the only thing I'm maybe, I will give you a kiss for $10,000, in case you're in the mouth.

• 55:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, a selfie in front of the mirror, m- mirror, a selfie in front of the mirror lotioned up, holding your nipples.

• 55:24Peyton Hardin?

  And see, now we're getting into his back. See how he starts, see, see, see how he loves this topic?

• 55:27Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't!

• 55:28Peyton Hardin?

  We, hey, back to back, we got Cam's two favorite things. Food and a lot of weird ronch. It's Cam's favorite combo. It's Cam's favorite combo. And I mean, Malachi's gonna have a hard time in high school reviewing this tape. Like, like, it's gonna be bad, and I'm sorry, but...

• 55:46Peyton Hardin?

  I've, I've been, you know, now that 30 million people on the internet have heard me say I have a relationship, right, via that viral TikTok.

• 55:57Cameron Kennedy?

  So, now that the, now that the United States.

• 56:02Peyton Hardin?

  That's 7.5 is when we're recording this, right? Okay.

• 56:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you like it?

• 56:07Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking of relationships, I saw this article headline, right?

• 56:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god.

• 56:14Peyton Hardin?

  And now, this is what he reads. "And since you're in a relationship, uh..." What was that sound? That's crazy.

• 56:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 56:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's crazy. Stop. It's crazy. It's, that's crazy.

• 56:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought that's the road you were...

• 56:25Peyton Hardin?

  No. "After this 99-year-old man found out his 96-year-old wife cheated on him over 60 years ago, he initiated a divorce immediately." That's insane work. Where do you stand on that? So, this man is 99 years old. His wife is 96 years old. He found out that 60 years ago, his wife cheated on him. He got a divorce immediately at 99 years old.

• 56:55Cameron Kennedy?

  He's tripping. He's...

• 56:58Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 56:58Cameron Kennedy?

  He's tripping.

• 56:59Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 57:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That's almost a century old. All he does, wake up, cup of Folgers.

• 57:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 57:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe some solitaire, watches some bulldozing videos, and he's back to bed.

• 57:11Peyton Hardin?

  So...

• 57:12Cameron Kennedy?

  For his noon nap.

• 57:13Peyton Hardin?

  So, you plan on being with Liv till you're 99, right?

• 57:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 57:16Peyton Hardin?

  God bless you. First of all, I believe that's too long for a relationship. That's, that's me. That's just me. My parents have been together for 40 years. It's too long.

• 57:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not too long. Your parents are in love. It's beautiful.

• 57:25Peyton Hardin?

  There's no, no such thing as that much love. That's just, you're being content at that point.

• 57:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a talus heart.

• 57:29Peyton Hardin?

  Look, okay, so you plan on being with Liv till you're 99?

• 57:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. I mean, if I get to 99.

• 57:34Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 57:34Cameron Kennedy?

  But yes.

• 57:34Peyton Hardin?

  So, say you're 99 years old. Liv comes up to you one day.

• 57:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Cameron! Cameron!

• 57:41Peyton Hardin?

  I go, "What do you want, you heifer?"

• 57:42Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I say.

• 57:43Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, "You remember Peyton?"

• 57:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, that's different.

• 57:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no!

• 57:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, that's different. That is, that is in every way, shape, and form different.

• 57:53Peyton Hardin?

  I remember the Peyton versus Cam Walton.

• 57:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you remember that old Boston when we went to that old Mexican restaurant? Yeah, that was a 99!

• 58:04Peyton Hardin?

  You're saying if...

• 58:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You mean when I was playing cards with Pierce?

• 58:09Peyton Hardin?

  So you're telling me at 99 years old, if Liv came up to you and said, hey, I cheated on you with Peyton on y'all's world tour back in 2025, you would stay with her?

• 58:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, that's different, but yeah, I would. Cause you've probably been dead for 30 years at that point. You've probably, you're probably three decades gone. Just sitting there dusty as a maid that's like, oh my God, in your will, you set up a maid and her whole business to where it trickles down the line on a retainer in investments and you connect to their account, she's dusting you off weekly. She's dusting your tax everybody off weekly.

• 58:49Peyton Hardin?

  That's your job. That's your job. You're my caregiver.

• 58:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I would, I'd stay with her.

• 58:53Peyton Hardin?

  That's insane.

• 58:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm 99 years old. I'm not going to leave my, my literal soulmate.

• 58:59Peyton Hardin?

  It's not your soulmate if she was, if she was getting with somebody during your tour.

• 59:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, that's true.

• 59:05Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 59:06Cameron Kennedy?

  If I found out in person, yeah, you're both done.

• 59:09Peyton Hardin?

  But then I come over, eh!

• 59:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, I'd, I'd go to your grave and be like, you mother. I'd be like, what the hell? No, I probably can't even move.

• 59:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 59:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not, there's no way.

• 59:19Peyton Hardin?

  That's insane. I think he's the most noble guy because he is a man of principle, right? I don't care when you did it. If I found, okay. How long have you been with Liv?

• 59:29Cameron Kennedy?

  For eight years.

• 59:31Peyton Hardin?

  You've been with, you've been with your wife for almost 10 years, right?

• 59:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 59:34Peyton Hardin?

  A lot different than 60. Let's say she's, she comes up to you now, hey, the first week we, we started dating, I cheated on you. Are you staying with her? You have a kid.

• 59:43Cameron Kennedy?

  The first week, seven days into our relationship.

• 59:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but y'all said we're exclusive, we're dating.

• 59:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd probably stay with her. I'd probably stay with her. That echoed. That was gorgeous. I'd probably stay with her.

• 59:56Peyton Hardin?

  No way, really?

• 59:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That was seven, we, we were together for seven days.

• 1:00:02Peyton Hardin?

  Cameron!

• 1:00:03Cameron Kennedy?

  We were together for seven.

• 1:00:05Peyton Hardin?

  But it's about the principle. Okay, okay. Just to put what that means, okay.

• 1:00:10Cameron Kennedy?

  The devil lies in the details.

• 1:00:12Peyton Hardin?

  But look, but that means that the goalpost can move. Because imagine, right, you're, you're, how old are you now? Twenty-six, right?

• 1:00:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Twenty-seven.

• 1:00:19Peyton Hardin?

  Imagine when you're eighty-five.

• 1:00:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:21Peyton Hardin?

  And she says, "I cheated on you when you were twenty-seven." That's right now!

• 1:00:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:25Peyton Hardin?

  So you would stay with her still? We've all been together for eight years.

• 1:00:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton.

• 1:00:29Peyton Hardin?

  She says, "And whenever we were, whenever we were only together for eight years and I cheated."

• 1:00:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You think in the year-

• 1:00:34Peyton Hardin?

  And Liv wouldn't do this, we're just using it hypothetically.

• 1:00:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You think in the year twenty-eighty.

• 1:00:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:00:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna be pressed enough to go, "You lying..."

• 1:00:45Peyton Hardin?

  Wow.

• 1:00:46Cameron Kennedy?

  And drive my, my, drive my, my robot.

• 1:00:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I bet, "Malachi, come pick me up."

• 1:00:52Cameron Kennedy?

  To the robot lawyer.

• 1:00:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:54Cameron Kennedy?

  And have him make me a robot PDF and divorce her.

• 1:00:56Peyton Hardin?

  So when's the time from cheating to figuring out that you need to leave? When is the, when is the cutoff?

• 1:01:02Cameron Kennedy?

  There's the-

• 1:01:03Peyton Hardin?

  That's a good question.

• 1:01:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know if there's a dead-set cutoff, but if even like, if we're in our fifties.

• 1:01:09Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:01:09Cameron Kennedy?

  We're in our fifties. And she's like, "I, I used to cheat, like, heavily." First off, that's, first off, there's a-

• 1:01:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, getting told, getting told, "I used to cheat on you heavily."

• 1:01:18Cameron Kennedy?

  One time, yeah.

• 1:01:19Peyton Hardin?

  I've had that conversation.

• 1:01:23Peyton Hardin?

  I've had that conversation, it's not funny.

• 1:01:29Peyton Hardin?

  She's like, "You wanna see the video?" Aw, man.

• 1:01:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You went back. Oh, oh my god, oh my god! Get his, get his- Oh my god, stomp him! Stomp his- Grab his cash! It's a slobberdocker! Grab his, and twist it! I'm sorry. It's a slobberdocker! It's Randy Orton!

• 1:01:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm his soul!

• 1:01:56Peyton Hardin?

  You, you better turn that up when you said that. Turn it up and use subtitles. He said, "You, you got back with her."

• 1:02:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, oh.

• 1:02:04Peyton Hardin?

  And she did it again!

• 1:02:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god! I've done it again!

• 1:02:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, oh, oh, the chair. Oh, the chair, right on the head. The chair on the head.

• 1:02:24Peyton Hardin?

  She always kiss you on her hand.

• 1:02:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, oh my god, you weak.

• 1:02:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, that's a $5 Ikea check.

• 1:02:44Peyton Hardin?

  I think I locked my knee out.

• 1:02:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, no, I'm not, this is okay. Dude, this sound, it's all about.

• 1:03:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, what a callback. Oh my god, it's all about sounds, man. Sounds are the king.

• 1:03:10Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that hurt. That hurt bad.

• 1:03:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, sounds make it break it. You literally said.

• 1:03:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like one little snap.

• 1:03:16Peyton Hardin?

  I hope they were able to see it. I don't think they were able to.

• 1:03:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Oh, that's crazy. When is the cutoff? Just give me an answer, we can move on. When is the cutoff? Like, from cheating to knowing? How many years have to go by?

• 1:03:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I can give you the opposite answer.

• 1:03:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I would love being your girlfriend.

• 1:03:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I can tell you.

• 1:03:31Peyton Hardin?

  I'll hold the line for a while.

• 1:03:33Cameron Kennedy?

  If this happens, first off, there is a difference between you had a thing, or it was like.

• 1:03:39Peyton Hardin?

  Hook up.

• 1:03:40Cameron Kennedy?

  One mistake.

• 1:03:41Peyton Hardin?

  Cheating is cheating.

• 1:03:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Cheating is cheating.

• 1:03:42Peyton Hardin?

  Mistake, cheating isn't a mistake.

• 1:03:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, not a mistake. I mean, I agree with you. Cheating is deliberate.

• 1:03:47Peyton Hardin?

  Don't point at me like that.

• 1:03:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I agree with you, guy, huh? But I'm saying, 60 years removed, if you told me you had a second life and I didn't know? Oh yeah, I had this guy, I dated him for four years, back in our 30s. That hurts. Oh, I went to one thing and this one guy, we've.

• 1:04:03Peyton Hardin?

  He riz me up.

• 1:04:04Cameron Kennedy?

  He riz me up.

• 1:04:05Peyton Hardin?

  And while you're at home.

• 1:04:06Cameron Kennedy?

  And we got dirty nasty in a porter potty.

• 1:04:08Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, man.

• 1:04:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, you rankin', rankin', come here, give me a kiss.

• 1:04:12Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm just kidding. Ooh, he tastes good.

• 1:04:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop.

• 1:04:15Peyton Hardin?

  Might as well do that, too.

• 1:04:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I can't give you a cutoff.

• 1:04:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, you have to.

• 1:04:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I can give you the opposite. I can give you the opposite. If it happens within a recency.

• 1:04:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Like honestly now, like eight years?

• 1:04:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:25Cameron Kennedy?

  And I know you said on the first week, that's the only reason. If Liv said, "In Arkansas, she cheated on me, I'm done."

• 1:04:32Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're not.

• 1:04:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, I am.

• 1:04:33Peyton Hardin?

  I don't believe that. I don't believe that.

• 1:04:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, I am. That's, that's three, that's three, four years.

• 1:04:36Peyton Hardin?

  Why do you think I was flying Arkansas, Cam? You think I loved Russellville?

• 1:04:39Cameron Kennedy?

  That, you can't keep doing that. And the guy didn't say his 96-year-old bones and Britor wife cheated with his best friend.

• 1:04:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I know, but I know, Cam, I know you really are leaning on that. That's why that chair is in your bedroom. So I had to give you something that I know you care about.

• 1:04:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think, I, I really don't think you're grasping how far out 60 years is.

• 1:04:58Peyton Hardin?

  I don't care.

• 1:04:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Your parents, think about that. Your parents have been married for 40.

• 1:05:03Peyton Hardin?

  They've been married for 30.

• 1:05:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Or together for 40.

• 1:05:05Peyton Hardin?

  Together for 40, yeah.

• 1:05:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Add another, add another you, add another you, your lifetime.

• 1:05:10Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:05:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Now that's 65, 66 years.

• 1:05:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I would need to know.

• 1:05:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a long time.

• 1:05:15Peyton Hardin?

  If that man, if that man my wife cheated on me with is still alive, we're done. If he's dead, fine. That's my thing. You know what I mean? If he's, if he's alive, no, because he still has a chance to hit it.

• 1:05:31Peyton Hardin?

  It's just like, it's just like this.

• 1:05:42Peyton Hardin?

  He's, he's, he's, he's.

• 1:05:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no.

• 1:05:44Peyton Hardin?

  He's horned, bud. He's horned.

• 1:05:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I think if it happens within 10 years with a, a, a realistic age, I just think if I'm 99, bro, I don't give a... I, I hopefully have 20 great grandchildren running around.

• 1:06:00Peyton Hardin?

  What? How many kids you planning on having?

• 1:06:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Tw- well, I mean, well, I don't know. Maybe, maybe three or four.

• 1:06:07Peyton Hardin?

  Do you think Malachi knows me?

• 1:06:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:10Peyton Hardin?

  I think he gets confused sometimes.

• 1:06:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, he might get confused.

• 1:06:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's, when I wear my sunglasses, he's like this, but I take him off, he's like...

• 1:06:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, that's sunglasses, because he's like, "Why is he wearing sunglasses inside?" And you go...

• 1:06:20Peyton Hardin?

  Say the line.

• 1:06:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Nope.

• 1:06:23Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. That's a good topic I had to just bring up.

• 1:06:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That is wicked. Like, I commend him, at the same time, he's tripping.

• 1:06:30Peyton Hardin?

  He's a man of principle, because, because that's not okay. That makes me think our whole relationship was a lie. That's what it makes me feel. I'm not saying it is.

• 1:06:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:37Peyton Hardin?

  But it makes me feel that way.

• 1:06:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I wouldn't feel like that.

• 1:06:40Peyton Hardin?

  I know, you'll sit in there.

• 1:06:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not.

• 1:06:43Peyton Hardin?

  Do it again!

• 1:06:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not sitting there in the corner, "Let me watch!" No.

• 1:06:46Peyton Hardin?

  She likes it when you do that.

• 1:06:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, John, flip her. You gotta flip her around, John. I mean, you're gonna do it, at least hit the right buttons.

• 1:06:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man.

• 1:07:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I meant to say this about forty minutes ago, but.

• 1:07:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we gotta medicate you.

• 1:07:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, it's bad.

• 1:07:08Peyton Hardin?

  Your son has it bad, too. And he's like this.

• 1:07:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. I mean, it's beautiful watching him think, though, especially when he does his little eyebrows. He'll see something new, he goes.

• 1:07:19Cameron Kennedy?

  And he like looks at it.

• 1:07:20Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta stop showing him that show. You don't say what show it is. Stop showing him. That guy is going to jail. Whoever that guy is on that TV that I see every week at your house, he's going to jail. You gotta stop showing my nephew him.

• 1:07:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I have the greatest thing ever to show you after this, by the way.

• 1:07:31Peyton Hardin?

  That hairline is not.

• 1:07:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God. That's not of the Lord.

• 1:07:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 1:07:35Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not of the church.

• 1:07:36Peyton Hardin?

  That's not of a free man. That is not of a man that has morals.

• 1:07:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. And the other character? The other one that does what?

• 1:07:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:44Cameron Kennedy?

  We've talked about this episode?

• 1:07:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:48Cameron Kennedy?

  She's a little scary.

• 1:07:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Anyway, here we go. With the video.

• 1:07:53Peyton Hardin?

  What video?

• 1:07:53Cameron Kennedy?

  The video with eighty million views that we were talking about.

• 1:07:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:57Cameron Kennedy?

  So, with that video that you were talking about of you getting hit on, and how we were talking about, you remembered it different because of emotions and stuff. Dude, it made me think of it. Remember I asked you about socials? But we went on to something else. Remember I said, "Did you ever have socials in the fifth or sixth grade?"

• 1:08:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yes.

• 1:08:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. You remember that now?

• 1:08:14Peyton Hardin?

  I do remember that. That was like yesterday.

• 1:08:16Cameron Kennedy?

  ADHD is a superpower, I'm telling you. So, well, I mean, if you harness it. If you harness it. But, we had a social. It's like a dance, whatever the hell. There's literally, the gym's open, you can play in the gym, or you can dance. That's literally it. And we're at this social, sixth grade. And I end up talking to this group of girls. Very new thing for me. Sixth grade. You don't believe it already.

• 1:08:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, I know. No, no, you say that so much. You say that so much about your younger years, bro. No, you didn't. No, you did not.

• 1:08:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not. You have to understand, I'm not spitting game. I'm literally probably like, no, no, you sacrifice. You sacrifice your two monsters, then you bring out Blue Eyes White Dragon.

• 1:08:52Peyton Hardin?

  Like, go watch the Peyton vs. Cam World Tour on Patreon. Go buy it and look at the kid pictures of Cam and tell me that's the guy that was talking to women.

• 1:08:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not sitting there, oh, Stacy, what you do? I'm just talking to girls. I'm having girlfriends.

• 1:09:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Not to kiss or to date, but just literally friends that are females.

• 1:09:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:08Cameron Kennedy?

  So I'm talking to these girls and it was a moment. Presented itself. I can now be cooler by lying. Everyone crossed my bridge.

• 1:09:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, I love that.

• 1:09:17Cameron Kennedy?

  So I do it, right?

• 1:09:18Peyton Hardin?

  Still do that sometimes.

• 1:09:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, the context of the conversation was, did I go to this thing with my friend named Andres? Okay?

• 1:09:28Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:09:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally, not only do I lie, I did not go. I go, hell, yeah, I went. Start giving details, everything. Out of the corner of my eye, Andres pops up and goes, he didn't go with me? Right in front of the girls. And so it made me think, like, you remembered your story one way. And this is one of those moments. I lied, said, oh, yeah, dude, me and Andres went to that. It was so cool. Like, this one thing popped out and, like, we were there, we ate food afterwards. Andres himself.

• 1:09:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Presents himself.

• 1:10:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Hijacks my conversation with these lovely ladies.

• 1:10:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:03Cameron Kennedy?

  And Lily goes, dude, he didn't go, he's lying to you. In that moment, I was baffled at the cock block by Andres.

• 1:10:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Baffled at my lack of social awareness, as if I was Pierce the Listener.

• 1:10:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I had no clue he was summoning himself and he did, and ruined my night.

• 1:10:18Peyton Hardin?

  I said.

• 1:10:18Cameron Kennedy?

  And the worst part is, I didn't die on the sword. I didn't, dude, you're very bad, you don't remember that. I literally went, yeah, I lied.

• 1:10:27Cameron Kennedy?

  And I just sat there and looked at her like, yeah, I was just kidding. I lied about that.

• 1:10:30Peyton Hardin?

  That's your fault.

• 1:10:31Cameron Kennedy?

  It was always bad. It's my fault.

• 1:10:33Peyton Hardin?

  Like, who, who, first of all, how close are you and Andres?

• 1:10:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, I stayed the night.

• 1:10:38Peyton Hardin?

  Once?

• 1:10:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Eh, once. Literally one time.

• 1:10:40Peyton Hardin?

  With a group of other people?

• 1:10:41Cameron Kennedy?

  And his, his parents scarred me.

• 1:10:43Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 1:10:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Because we woke up, they were making pancakes, and they said, "Do you want turtle in your pancake?" And I went, "Oh, that's funny." They're like, "No, seriously, we put turtle shell in our pancakes. Like, we shave it down and put it in the pancakes."

• 1:10:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, they don't.

• 1:10:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, they don't. But they're clearly, like, to them, they're all joking. Oh, haha. It was so fucking convincing to me. I said, "I'm, I'm, I wanna go home. Call my mom. I don't have a phone yet. Call my mother. You eat turtles. Andres, I'm getting out of your house." Like, I, no. And I slept on the floor. I slept on the floor of this kid's room.

• 1:11:11Peyton Hardin?

  And that's the guy you wanted to lie with?

• 1:11:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I wake up and I'm eating turtle? No, get me out of here. Lisa, where are you?

• 1:11:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it was bad, but no.

• 1:11:17Peyton Hardin?

  But as a kid, you gotta be smarter than that. First of all, you have to construct with the person. Like, hey, I was with you.

• 1:11:23Cameron Kennedy?

  What if he didn't want, apparently he didn't want me lying on his name.

• 1:11:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think Andres ever lied to me.

• 1:11:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't think so.

• 1:11:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Like me.

• 1:11:29Peyton Hardin?

  Were you with a group of friends when you stayed over at the house?

• 1:11:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No, just me and him.

• 1:11:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:11:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Just me and him.

• 1:11:33Peyton Hardin?

  Weird.

• 1:11:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. No.

• 1:11:36Peyton Hardin?

  Why'd you go over?

• 1:11:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You liked Andres.

• 1:11:39Peyton Hardin?

  You liked Andres. No, you liked him.

• 1:11:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, we, no, we were cool, but like...

• 1:11:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, real cool. I think you liked Andres.

• 1:11:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It was one of those friendships, we were, we were really cool as, like, kids, like, young'uns.

• 1:11:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:48Cameron Kennedy?

  And then about this time, like, it's not like something happened, but it was just like, he was, he was with the other group, I was with this group, and it just went.

• 1:11:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, cool kids, camp kids.

• 1:11:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:11:58Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent.

• 1:11:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, fat kids that play Yu-Gi-Oh, Andres and all the cool, like, sleek kids.

• 1:12:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah. And this is not a bit. I'm not trying to make a bit right now. If you saw me feeling around in my pocket, there is, like, not a bit, a hundred percent. I was feeling around in my pocket, and there is genuinely Revlon Color Stray Skin Awakened 24-Hour 5-in-1 Concealer in my pocket right now.

• 1:12:24Peyton Hardin?

  And it is mine. I just wanna put, it is mine. Yeah. Yeah, I wear concealer sometimes.

• 1:12:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:12:32Peyton Hardin?

  I do makeup.

• 1:12:32Cameron Kennedy?

  The fourth wall has been broken.

• 1:12:34Peyton Hardin?

  What, did I wear makeup?

• 1:12:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Why do you wear it?

• 1:12:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, to cover up pimples.

• 1:12:37Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go, there you go.

• 1:12:38Peyton Hardin?

  I meant to bring it today, but I didn't, I, to wear it today, but I just put it in my.

• 1:12:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You brought it. I go, it's here. I go, Mr. Success, you brought it.

• 1:12:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No, bro.

• 1:12:47Peyton Hardin?

  Never mind, never mind. It's too explosatory.

• 1:12:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You were gonna call, you were gonna call me something.

• 1:12:51Peyton Hardin?

  It's too explosatory, it's too explosatory.

• 1:12:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Say it, say it. You love explosatory. You remember?

• 1:12:55Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:12:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Say it, yeah, say it. Go, go. God, this is, this is a raining episode. This is unbelievable. I throwed at a taco, we made fun of the deaf. Oh, come on, come on.

• 1:13:01Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't make fun of the deaf. Don't put that on me. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

• 1:13:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I love the deaf. Come on, I love the deaf too. My grandma's deaf. Oh my god, I saw a meme all this weekend.

• 1:13:08Peyton Hardin?

  How was she?

• 1:13:09Cameron Kennedy?

  She was great. She fell asleep in the middle of the party. No, I'm not kidding.

• 1:13:13Peyton Hardin?

  As a kid, right?

• 1:13:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, here we go.

• 1:13:15Peyton Hardin?

  As a kid, I was exploratory. I wanted to explore. Like, I was trying to find myself, figure out what I did and didn't like, right?

• 1:13:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:21Peyton Hardin?

  And my parents created a great environment for me to learn myself.

• 1:13:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:25Peyton Hardin?

  Right? And I remember, I was, this is when I was starting my YouTube career in the sixth grade, right?

• 1:13:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Eh, no, please stop.

• 1:13:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm, I don't.

• 1:13:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Please stop.

• 1:13:33Peyton Hardin?

  I've always been a YouTube kid. Like, I, I've had a YouTube channel since I was six years old.

• 1:13:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:39Peyton Hardin?

  One of my YouTube channels was movie reviews. One of my YouTube channels was dying Nike Elite socks.

• 1:13:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:13:45Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:13:46Cameron Kennedy?

  One of my YouTube channels dying.

• 1:13:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, dying Nike Elite socks, the other one.

• 1:13:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You just make videos.

• 1:13:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You just pop, if there's like 20 seconds, you just pop up and go. We'll see y'all good next week.

• 1:14:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Video, you're just like.

• 1:14:03Peyton Hardin?

  One of them was a skit channel, and then, and I'm being honest, and like, no, no, no, no, are we friends?

• 1:14:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I love it.

• 1:14:10Peyton Hardin?

  Are we friends? No, I, I will literally never come back on this podcast.

• 1:14:12Cameron Kennedy?

  We're pa, we're past friends.

• 1:14:13Peyton Hardin?

  Another one was a makeup channel, but nah, nah. Now, n- now.

• 1:14:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm here.

• 1:14:21Peyton Hardin?

  Right?

• 1:14:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:14:22Peyton Hardin?

  And, and I never realized, like, I wasn't good at it. Like, I knew I wasn't good at it, but I don't think it was because I didn't know how to do the makeup, because I watched tutorials. It was because I used my mom's makeup and she's darker than me. Right? And so the, and so no.

• 1:14:42Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:14:48Peyton Hardin?

  And...

• 1:14:51Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like I'm back in middle school.

• 1:14:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I know you're sweating.

• 1:14:53Peyton Hardin?

  And so, but then I took, no, no, nevermind.

• 1:14:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm here.

• 1:14:58Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 1:14:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You have to finish.

• 1:14:59Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, but no, but it got too far because I took her clothes too. And that's when it got too far. No, that's when it got far. That's when it got too far. She was like, "You're reminding me of Ed Gein." And I was like, "Okay, I'm not gonna wear your skin, Mom."

• 1:15:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Who are the titles of these?

• 1:15:16Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't, no, I never uploaded them. So they were just in my photo booth on my laptop.

• 1:15:32Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, it's not, that's a, that's, no.

• 1:15:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You took your mother's clothes.

• 1:15:36Peyton Hardin?

  I took her clothes, dude, and I never could fit into those [BLEEP] boots.

• 1:15:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I bet you, I bet you Preston could.

• 1:15:45Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, can I say though, to this day as a 26-year-old man, the sundress is the most comfortable garment I've ever worn.

• 1:15:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, it's a good, God, dude, no.

• 1:15:52Peyton Hardin?

  And it helps with the poke.

• 1:15:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it does help with the poke. Liv's mu-mu's [BLEEP] rock.

• 1:15:56Peyton Hardin?

  Oh dude, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God. I used to put my mom's heels on and then go sit past her at the Ford Explorer just for her to pull in the garage.

• 1:16:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, so we've all worn our mom's clothes.

• 1:16:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Nah, nope, nah, never did clothes, never did clothes. The heels were just kinda out.

• 1:16:08Peyton Hardin?

  My parents let me explore, right?

• 1:16:10Cameron Kennedy?

  And I saw it in my...

• 1:16:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, it's too far of a joke. That's too far of a joke.

• 1:16:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And the, and the problem is, nevermind.

• 1:16:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, it's going too far, we'll talk about it on, no, we'll talk about it on Patreon, that's not, I'm not saying that for free.

• 1:16:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's really bothering me that I can't say it. Hey, we hit the time, can we go? We good? CJ, we good on time? We can get out of here, alright, Cam, get us out of here.

• 1:16:41Peyton Hardin?

  I can just imagine you with the darkest of blush on.

• 1:16:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, just like, I was like, oh my god, oh my god, you're so lucky we weren't kids like right now. Oh. Oh my god, if you had just immediate access to instant gratification of TikTok and posting clips, you'd be in a mirror with Troy Polamalu hair, crooked teeth, putting on like dark skinned, nice makeups, wearing your mother's garments, and you would post them. Yeah. Talking about, we'll see y'all again next week, fellas.

• 1:17:12Peyton Hardin?

  And I would have, I'd ate, I'd had a, I'd had a line in Mac right now called the Peyton Line. And I'd be wearing a sundress.

• 1:17:24Peyton Hardin?

  Sundress, some heels, and then we would have promoted in all the deaf schools.

• 1:17:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, come on!

• 1:17:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 1:17:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's a joke, no, no, I.

• 1:17:33Peyton Hardin?

  You know it. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. I don't, I don't know, man.

• 1:17:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god!

• 1:17:39Peyton Hardin?

  Leave me alone in public, stop the ending.

• 1:17:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, oh my god, oh.

• 1:17:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, come on, get us out, get us out, no cam, please, no.

• 1:17:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Please, no. Boiled it, you boiled it, go.

• 1:17:55Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, okay, I would tell my mom to keep in the wrapping paper so I can stuff the bra. Let's go, all right, all right, let's go, let's go, end it, end the episode, end the episode, I don't want to be here anymore, end the episode. End the episode. Why does the period get off the set? I don't know. Somebody end the episode.

• 1:18:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm trying, all right, everyone, we love, we absolutely love each and every one of you, thank you, come back episode 187.

• 1:18:18Peyton Hardin?

  And honestly, it's okay, it's 2025, and if y'all judge me, it's not okay to judge people. It's not okay. I don't care if you don't like me. I'm, I, I think it's okay to accept and it's okay for you to explore and find, find out what you do and don't like. It's okay.

• 1:18:36Peyton Hardin?

  Get us out! No, don't clip it either. Now, if you clip it, we're done.

• 1:18:40Cameron Kennedy?

  We love each and every single one of you, thank you.

• 1:18:42Peyton Hardin?

  We'll move to a Patreon-only podcast.

• 1:18:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, back to 187, Episode You Show Podcast. Oh, that top, that top link in the description, as always, is the Patreon, the Quala Club, go, please, god, go check that this week and watch.

• 1:18:54Peyton Hardin?

  No one's making eye contact with me anymore, like, no one respects me anymore. No one's looking at you!

• 1:19:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Please go to the extended for this week.

• 1:19:03Peyton Hardin?

  CJ, you live with me.

• 1:19:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Please watch 187 extended. We will be questioning him more about this.

• 1:19:10Peyton Hardin?

  Gareth, give me a hug.

• 1:19:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I absolutely love each and every single one of you. Thank you for coming back.

• 1:19:14Peyton Hardin?

  But now Pierce has hate in his heart right now. Pierce is like, this, I knew I shouldn't have liked this. I don't know.

• 1:19:20Cameron Kennedy?

  We, we love you. Don't forget to confuse the casuals. Get your good karma.

• 1:19:26Peyton Hardin?

  I never wore her underwear. I never did. So I know, I know. A lot of our thing, I never did that.

• 1:19:30Cameron Kennedy?

  But this, but this, this week's secret.

• 1:19:32Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't do it.

• 1:19:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Look at those boots. Look at them boots.

• 1:19:34Peyton Hardin?

  Now Pierce left.

• 1:19:37Cameron Kennedy?

  This week's secret code, PWM, Peyton wears makeup.

• 1:19:43Peyton Hardin?

  Not anymore. No, I do still. Yeah, it's in my, no, but that's for, no, that's not for, it's a different art form.

• 1:19:51Cameron Kennedy?

  We love you so much.

• 1:19:52Peyton Hardin?

  That boys wear them. It's okay. It's okay. One out of 10 Kloggers don't make it home to Christmas and I might not either. We'll see you next time. Not too far away. See y'all. See y'all.

• 1:20:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, no, it's in his pocket. It's concealing.

• 1:20:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, guys, don't look at me. Wait, guys, come back. Don't look at me.

• 1:20:10Speaker 01

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• 1:20:40Speaker 05

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• 1:21:10Speaker 06

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