MBMBaM 789: Meditations on Bean

ALERT! The Man vs Baby watch you’ve been waiting for with bated breath is here at last! Come for the elevated Bean experience, stay for the code chodes, the pies you’ll never get to try, and maybe even some sneaky free lasik. Suggested talking points: Bohiminy Rhapsidy, Mr. Beauty, Justin McElroy Spider Grabber, Pie Can Be Anyfuck, Chicken Tontine, 99 Lasiks, Get Your Beast Wet Native American Aid: https://nativepartnership.org/naa/

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

• 0:20Speaker 01

  One, two, three, four. It's the start of something beautiful. A small acquaintance has blossomed, it's rapid into a precious friendship. I could have never seen what was coming for me. Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach. My life, it feels like. My life, ah, it's better, it's better with you. My life, ah, it's better, it's better with you. This is true, ah, it's better, it's better with you.

• 1:03Speaker 01

  My life, ah, it's better with you.

• 1:09Griffin McElroy?

  Travis looks like a, look at Travis, Travis looks like.

• 1:12Travis McElroy?

  Yo, man, Griffin rules, everybody loves Griffin. It's about the background, you guys see the empty water jug? That's, it's mise en scène, baby.

• 1:21Griffin McElroy?

  My kids love, my kids love Griffin, they want to be spending more time with me. I say, I can't, Uncle Juice has to fucking diddle with his gadgets and gizmos of plenty, like Ariel under the sea.

• 1:29Travis McElroy?

  Oh, sorry, I'd rather not be consigned to the dustmen of history, I'm just trying to keep us relevant, okay? No, it's okay, we've inspired people who will be more famous than us.

• 1:38Griffin McElroy?

  We started this shit on a rock band, Mike Juice. Don't get, don't get.

• 1:42Travis McElroy?

  I'd rather not end it on one.

• 1:43Griffin McElroy?

  All right. That felt good to be in show. I like her little gentle razz.

• 1:51Travis McElroy?

  We never do a cold open.

• 1:53Griffin McElroy?

  No, we don't.

• 1:54Travis McElroy?

  Was that called a cold open? That was our cold open. It felt cold and.

• 1:58Travis McElroy?

  Okay, hi, welcome to my brother, my brother, main advice show for the modern era, I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.

• 2:01Travis McElroy?

  What's up, Trav Nation, I'm your oldest brother, Travis, Big Duck, Wolf, Free Free, McElroy.

• 2:05Griffin McElroy?

  What's up, Trav Nation, it's me, your sweet baby brother, Griffin, 30 under 30, media luminary McRif. How do you fucking do it, Travis? How do you keep this shit straight every time that you say, Trav?

• 2:13Travis McElroy?

  I gotta not think about it, I gotta not think about it. When I think about it, that's one of my many wofsees.

• 2:19Griffin McElroy?

  Goddamn.

• 2:21Travis McElroy?

  Uh, okay, so here's my question for you guys. Who will save us from the babies?

• 2:27Travis McElroy?

  Thank you.

• 2:28Travis McElroy?

  Who will stand against the babies?

• 2:30Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah. Um, I have, I mean, I got one name in mind and it's, um, Rowan Atkinson. Or will I be able to remember the name of that character from Man vs.

• 2:40Travis McElroy?

  Troy?

• 2:41Griffin McElroy?

  Froyng?

• 2:42Travis McElroy?

  Froyng.

• 2:43Griffin McElroy?

  Tre- Trester Froyng? Does that sound fucking right?

• 2:46Travis McElroy?

  Can I tell you guys, I'm so eager to watch this trailer, mostly because I have it paused on my screen right now. And it's a close up.

• 2:53Griffin McElroy?

  Of Rowan's face.

• 2:54Travis McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 2:54Travis McElroy?

  And he's making no face. He's making duh.

• 2:56Travis McElroy?

  He's making the face.

• 2:57Griffin McElroy?

  His money maker. And no, friends, you haven't tuned into an episode you've already listened to. Last time we talked about Man vs., did you hear the whole Man vs. B arc? It's all we fucking talked about for like a month and a half.

• 3:08Travis McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 3:09Griffin McElroy?

  So forgive us for being enthused about Man vs. Baby, which didn't have a trailer last time we did this. Now we've got two minutes and three seconds.

• 3:16Travis McElroy?

  And his trailer about two days ago has 4.7 million views.

• 3:21Travis McElroy?

  Don't say that. That, I don't like that. I don't like to know that. That doesn't make me want to do jokes. Oh, man.

• 3:29Griffin McElroy?

  Well, J-Dog, they put this, they put this up on the main Netflix channel. This is not going up in like Netflix, British comedy, like one of their little splinter cells. This is bringing a lot of heat.

• 3:41Travis McElroy?

  Can we play the audio?

• 3:42Travis McElroy?

  We probably got that many views on our C-SO show, Justin. Don't worry. We're right up there in the same. Eventually cumulative.

• 3:48Griffin McElroy?

  Let's, can we put the audio in? Do you still, are you still set up to do that, Juice? In Studio 2.0?

• 3:54Travis McElroy?

  Uh.

• 3:55Griffin McElroy?

  To pipe in the audio of the Man vs. Baby trailer? I don't know if we're allowed to do that, but I think it'll help it hit for the folks at home.

• 4:01Travis McElroy?

  I mean, Rachel, I think what would be better is for us to watch it silently. If we sync it and then Rachel can layer on that audio later if need be.

• 4:10Griffin McElroy?

  I would like to talk.

• 4:11Travis McElroy?

  An indelible part of the recording.

• 4:13Griffin McElroy?

  Okay. We, as long as we talk of, Fairy U says we gotta transform it. We can't just play two minutes and three seconds of Rowan fucking ripping.

• 4:21Travis McElroy?

  What if it transforms us? Is that still transformative if it transforms us?

• 4:26Griffin McElroy?

  Yes. Yes, absolutely it is. So let's just get that shit ready at zero, zero.

• 4:31Travis McElroy?

  Yeah, I'm right there.

• 4:32Griffin McElroy?

  Get those captions on, volume down, so we can have like a conversation while it's happening and transforming.

• 4:36Travis McElroy?

  Can we just, can I pop this? You guys want me to pop this? up in the

• 4:41Griffin McElroy?

  Oh, in the Riverside.

• 4:41Travis McElroy?

  Riverside. Just so we can get a little bit of.

• 4:44Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah. Can you full screen that for me? I need every pixel, please, daddy. Every pixel, dad.

• 4:49Travis McElroy?

  I'd rather. You know what?

• 4:51Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 4:53Travis McElroy?

  Can't. What's the law on a fourth heat that is just a a still image of Rowan Atkinson? Isn't it weird? Our near, our near fourth host. I feel like that fourth heat that we needed.

• 5:06Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 5:06Travis McElroy?

  Was Rowan Atkinson.

• 5:07Griffin McElroy?

  You can't, you can't fucking trademark a picture. So we can definitely in all of our videos from now on.

• 5:13Travis McElroy?

  Don't worry about the Netflix logo in the corner. That's gonna be.

• 5:16Griffin McElroy?

  Get that out of, put a smaller video of Rowan making a different face over the Netflix logo and just keep him in all our clips for the near. It'll be like how they put Subway surfers in like TikToks if they want you to really pay attention. People will think our shit is funnier if there's a picture, picture of Rowan Atkinson making the face.

• 5:33Travis McElroy?

  The more I look at this, the more I'm starting to see messages in his furrowed brow. So if we can please.

• 5:38Griffin McElroy?

  You can't, you can't do that. Don't do that. I know. Don't do that. I'm so fucking psyched, dude.

• 5:43Travis McElroy?

  You ready?

• 5:44Griffin McElroy?

  Are we gonna be able to hear it?

• 5:45Travis McElroy?

  I don't know.

• 5:46Griffin McElroy?

  Okay.

• 5:46Travis McElroy?

  I'll hear it.

• 5:47Griffin McElroy?

  Okay, great.

• 5:47Travis McElroy?

  Let me say that.

• 5:47Griffin McElroy?

  Okay.

• 5:48Travis McElroy?

  I'll hear it for sure.

• 5:53Griffin McElroy?

  Hello? Sorry to bother you, sir. We're making inquiries about a missing baby. Jesus Christ.

• 5:57Speaker 01

  A baby, a misplaced baby. What do you mean, dad? What are you doing, Trevor?

• 6:03Speaker 05

  It's a bit of a long story.

• 6:04Griffin McElroy?

  That baby just flew in the window and tackled Rowan Atkinson.

• 6:08Travis McElroy?

  Don't do this.

• 6:08Griffin McElroy?

  Don't flip babies in the front seat of a car? Jesus Christ.

• 6:13Travis McElroy?

  They love that.

• 6:14Speaker 05

  So the name's Mr. Bin? Is that correct? Well, it's Bin and then Glee. Got it.

• 6:20Griffin McElroy?

  Bing Lee?

• 6:21Speaker 05

  Bin's your first name, Mr. Glee.

• 6:23Griffin McElroy?

  Bing Lee? He hung up on the police officer helping him find a home for this baby.

• 6:28Travis McElroy?

  I think with the baby already there, it's too late for it.

• 6:33Speaker 01

  We are naturally looking for a highly responsible individual.

• 6:36Griffin McElroy?

  He's got a baby. He has a baby in his backpack.

• 6:39Travis McElroy?

  He's got a baby in his backpack. So he's brought a second baby in.

• 6:43Speaker 05

  Sorry.

• 6:45Travis McElroy?

  This Christmas. He reminds me a lot of Mr. Bean if I think about it.

• 6:50Griffin McElroy?

  It's so sinister.

• 6:52Travis McElroy?

  He's got the baby prisoner, the baby sucking on a wine fork. This is good.

• 6:57Travis McElroy?

  Oh goodness.

• 6:58Speaker 05

  This is an emergency. We have a missing infant.

• 7:01Speaker 01

  Which baby is this?

• 7:03Travis McElroy?

  This man is a criminal.

• 7:09Speaker 01

  Trevor?

• 7:11Speaker 05

  No.

• 7:12Speaker 01

  I'm afraid we have a problem.

• 7:15Griffin McElroy?

  Second baby.

• 7:16Travis McElroy?

  There's a second. A second baby has hit the trailer, Mr. President. Mr. President, a second baby has appeared in the movie.

• 7:22Speaker 05

  Oh, about three months.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  He's huge for three months.

• 7:27Speaker 05

  Well, you should see his mother.

• 7:29Travis McElroy?

  Huh.

• 7:31Travis McElroy?

  Oh, boy. He's.

• 7:34Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah, Rowan, we don't joke like that anymore. Yeah, the reason that that joke didn't land with those three women you met in the park, Rowan, is that that thing doesn't really fly so much anymore.

• 7:43Travis McElroy?

  That's actually kick ass, though, but that's the joke they ended the trailer on. They ended the tra- not a lot of people have the guts to end a trailer on video of a joke not hitting.

• 7:51Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 7:52Travis McElroy?

  Like, just bombing. I would like to highlight two, but exactly the same kind of moments in that trailer. That's good. That's good. One, when he says his name and when he says Plan B, do you think that's for the man versus bee heads to be like, "Bingley's back!" And then like, "They said B!"

• 8:11Griffin McElroy?

  Okay, so, so, so, it's, it's like Plan B E E, which is, I'm going to term, I'm going to eliminate the threat, which is, this time a baby, not a lot, not gonna win a ton of fans with that.

• 8:24Travis McElroy?

  Oh dudes, what if the baby is like, incorrigible, right? He can't get the baby to behave.

• 8:31Griffin McElroy?

  Seems like a real shit, yeah.

• 8:32Travis McElroy?

  It seems like a real shit. Like, "Time for Plan B," he calls in the bee.

• 8:37Griffin McElroy?

  The bee, to fuck up the baby.

• 8:39Travis McElroy?

  He gets the bee to babysit the baby, you know, like the baby. My takeaway from that trailer, the baby seemed like a non-factor.

• 8:49Griffin McElroy?

  There was a clip.

• 8:50Travis McElroy?

  There were takeaways from that trailer, because if you take away more than even a little bit, there's not going to be anything there.

• 8:56Griffin McElroy?

  I mean, that was.

• 8:57Travis McElroy?

  Yeah, that's fair. I just think Trevor Bingley is a monster.

• 9:00Griffin McElroy?

  He's bad. He kidnaps a baby and then decides he's going to keep doing his house-sitting job.

• 9:05Travis McElroy?

  You find out the circumstances, you will be ashamed of your words.

• 9:08Travis McElroy?

  The circumstances, does that make sense of putting a champagne cork in a baby's mouth?

• 9:11Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah, so that's the other thing that I really like about this trailer. And what's got me excited about this movie all over again. I worried with his opponent this time being an infant. They were going to really pull their punches in the versus department. No, in this one trailer, we are looking at a front seat, baby seat, passenger seat, baby seat. You simply don't and cannot.

• 9:32Travis McElroy?

  Front-facing, yeah.

• 9:34Griffin McElroy?

  101 fucking shit, my dude. Two, drinks champagne, tucks the cork right in the baby's mouth? I don't think that's actually safety rated, actually.

• 9:43Travis McElroy?

  Yeah, in a lot of ways.

• 9:44Griffin McElroy?

  Stop, a backstop.

• 9:46Travis McElroy?

  I don't think you guys were picking up on the plot. Oh. Because I was watching it and I was, here's, what I was getting was that was him from the past. And he is watching himself as a baby. This is what I was getting from the.

• 9:57Griffin McElroy?

  Okay. So a little Russian doll, little Russian doll action.

• 10:01Travis McElroy?

  Right. So he's watching himself as a baby. And the thing is, every time he makes a mistake.

• 10:07Travis McElroy?

  Another baby happens?

• 10:09Travis McElroy?

  With the baby, he, adult him, gets dumber.

• 10:14Griffin McElroy?

  Every time, every time, okay, so yes, he makes a mistake with the baby and it makes him in real life dumber. Wouldn't that form a feedback loop that would eventually?

• 10:22Travis McElroy?

  Dude, endless baby. That's what leads for the second baby.

• 10:26Travis McElroy?

  Watch it all unravel. Like, yes, you're right, Griffin. It will be an endless feedback loop of fun.

• 10:32Travis McElroy?

  And the second baby is created by that loop?

• 10:36Travis McElroy?

  I wasn't getting. There's one, there's one moment at which he, he does something with the baby that causes him to do a teen pregnancy in his own life later.

• 10:48Travis McElroy?

  When he's pregnant?

• 10:50Travis McElroy?

  Where he is pregnant with himself. Getting pregnant with himself, but this is his second chance, right? To get it right.

• 10:57Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 10:57Travis McElroy?

  Because he is done. He's done. He can't help that baby because every mistake he's made with that baby.

• 11:03Travis McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 11:03Travis McElroy?

  Is now revisited onto himself. There's no coming back from that.

• 11:07Griffin McElroy?

  I'm, I'm so worried about the power curve of. This franchise, you guys, because man versus B already, it was like, wow, there's not many places left to go. This B really did a number on this human man. And then they announced man versus baby. I was like, okay, I could see that. That definitely seems like an escalation in the opponent. Where I don't think you can go anywhere except man versus babies in this, in this week. Well, where we're talking about every Rowan baby that comes out is a different. There's a Mr. Bean baby and a Johnny English baby. And the love actually salesman.

• 11:37Travis McElroy?

  A black adder baby.

• 11:39Griffin McElroy?

  Black adder baby.

• 11:41Travis McElroy?

  This will be the plot of man versus God. God will come down to Trevor Bingley and he will look and beheld what Trevor Bingley has created.

• 11:50Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 11:50Travis McElroy?

  Right. And he'll say, you've, you've gone too far.

• 11:54Griffin McElroy?

  Who's playing God? Who's playing God?

• 11:55Travis McElroy?

  Is it Rowan Atkinson?

• 11:57Travis McElroy?

  Of course it's Rowan Atkinson.

• 11:59Griffin McElroy?

  Okay, cool.

• 12:00Travis McElroy?

  Just making sure.

• 12:02Travis McElroy?

  That away in the trailer, Justin. Yeah. That's the twist.

• 12:05Travis McElroy?

  You don't carry around a, a Swiss army knife and a little screwdriver.

• 12:09Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 12:10Travis McElroy?

  You know?

• 12:10Griffin McElroy?

  Good point.

• 12:11Travis McElroy?

  Good point. I also.

• 12:12Travis McElroy?

  Of course it's Rowan.

• 12:12Travis McElroy?

  One more thing that just jumped out to me right in the first 10 seconds. The, um, quality of the video call with the police officer is so reminiscent of when Peewee's Playhouse used to do phone calls in the booth. With people. It does look like that.

• 12:29Griffin McElroy?

  And listen.

• 12:29Travis McElroy?

  Calling Dinah Shore's. Days of Christmas. We, my brother, my brother and me draw a hard line about using AI. Absolutely. But how else were they gonna get some kind of background to put behind this police officer?

• 12:44Griffin McElroy?

  Fair dude.

• 12:45Travis McElroy?

  Without burning down a couple acres of rainforest.

• 12:49Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 12:49Travis McElroy?

  Worth it.

• 12:51Griffin McElroy?

  I, I still, the Vegas odds are still heavily favoring man in this contest. Even after the trailer, I thought that there, we would see some change over on Giraffe Kings and the other big ones. And nothing, nothing so far. People are still saying, I didn't see it. Baby wasn't bringing a ton in this trailer that made me think he's going to win. And that Trevor Bingley will die, I guess, is the fail state.

• 13:17Travis McElroy?

  It has to end on death. There also didn't seem to be. In Man vs. B, a through line of, um, police involvement. This man is a criminal, will be going to jail.

• 13:29Griffin McElroy?

  Sure.

• 13:31Travis McElroy?

  There seems to be a through line in this one of two different realities existing where Trevor Bingley's just on a romp with a baby. Meanwhile, everyone else is like, well.

• 13:41Griffin McElroy?

  They'll play that for laughs for sure.

• 13:42Travis McElroy?

  Crimes are being committed and this is very serious.

• 13:45Travis McElroy?

  The trailer for this film got four million views in two days. If I'm the baby, I'm looking at that marquee and I know where I rank. You know what I mean? This is, this is me versus a franchise heavy hitter. This is me versus a darling of Netflix. Ask, ask La Chiffre, you know, ask Goldfinger.

• 14:03Griffin McElroy?

  Yes.

• 14:04Travis McElroy?

  Ask them how it pans out. Cause you know what happens at the end of it? They die.

• 14:09Travis McElroy?

  Well, Justin, but you didn't see the baby die, did you?

• 14:14Travis McElroy?

  Cause he's, cause he is Trevor Bingley. So that would be.

• 14:17Griffin McElroy?

  That would be crazy.

• 14:18Travis McElroy?

  That would be insane. You know, it'd be, it's like, the last thing that happens is he messes up so bad the baby dies, he dies. All reality winks out of existence. The paradox.

• 14:26Griffin McElroy?

  Think.

• 14:27Travis McElroy?

  And you see a little baby ham punch up through the ground and you're like, oh no.

• 14:31Griffin McElroy?

  I don't think Netflix is gonna let a movie go on streamable where Rowan Atkinson har- even harms an infant. I don't think.

• 14:45Travis McElroy?

  They put a cork in the baby's mouth. What are you talking about? They were one step away from putting.

• 14:49Travis McElroy?

  Sickos in the door.

• 14:51Travis McElroy?

  They were one step away from putting those little white frilly things on his feet like they do turkeys in cartoons.

• 14:57Griffin McElroy?

  That's gonna be in there for sure, dude.

• 14:59Travis McElroy?

  I think he shoots out of a dryer at one point.

• 15:02Travis McElroy?

  I got my watch stuck in the baby.

• 15:04Griffin McElroy?

  Oh man, at one point, you probably didn't pick up on this listener, if you're consuming the audio product. At one point, Rowan Atkinson is interviewing for a house setting job mid kidnapping and he has the baby just in a big backpack, not visible at, fully hidden, fully contained within the backpack.

• 15:22Travis McElroy?

  Let's hope oxygenated.

• 15:23Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah, I hope so. The baby rips a huge fart and then the lady looks at him like, did you fart? And his instinct. Was hesitation instead of, I would immediately say, yes, I farted.

• 15:36Travis McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 15:36Griffin McElroy?

  Because the alternative is, there's a stolen baby in the backpack I'm wearing.

• 15:41Travis McElroy?

  I guarantee.

• 15:42Travis McElroy?

  You could say to say, I, yeah, I actually shit.

• 15:45Griffin McElroy?

  I shit my pants bad.

• 15:47Travis McElroy?

  And I like to go and dress it. You need to leave the room now.

• 15:49Travis McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 15:49Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 15:50Travis McElroy?

  You're, this is weird for you, not me.

• 15:52Travis McElroy?

  I guarantee a hundred percent odds, one to one odds. Netflix has on file, already written up, fully drafted, a, actually, this was all a social experiment. That's what this movie was to figure out. Yeah, like, we didn't mean any of this, actually. Please don't be mad at us.

• 16:12Travis McElroy?

  I would love to see Trevor Bingley join this table of Netflix reality dating stars.

• 16:16Griffin McElroy?

  Holy.

• 16:16Travis McElroy?

  If it's like perfect match and you get Trevor Bingley, like waddling in like.

• 16:20Speaker 06

  Because I've never had sex, but I'd like to try it with a baddie.

• 16:24Griffin McElroy?

  Yes, yes. I've never had sex, but I'd like to try it with a baddie, is what he'd say?

• 16:28Speaker 06

  Take it up, please.

• 16:30Griffin McElroy?

  You guys are doing Bean. You know that, right? That's not his standard.

• 16:33Travis McElroy?

  Did you not watch the trailer, dude? It's like meditations on Bean, man.

• 16:37Griffin McElroy?

  It's a little more sophisticated.

• 16:39Travis McElroy?

  Moods of Bean.

• 16:40Griffin McElroy?

  There's.

• 16:40Travis McElroy?

  Well, without the removal of cartoonishness that allows you to believe he's not a monster.

• 16:46Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 16:46Travis McElroy?

  That's what they did.

• 16:47Griffin McElroy?

  I can't wait.

• 16:48Travis McElroy?

  Birth of Bean. It could be like, he's raising Bean.

• 16:50Travis McElroy?

  Man versus Bean. Fuck me running. Who wants to be a millionaire?

• 16:58Griffin McElroy?

  We definitely made that joke.

• 16:59Travis McElroy?

  Interviews.

• 17:00Griffin McElroy?

  We had to.

• 17:00Travis McElroy?

  I'm just saying, if he's raising an alternate reality, Trevor Bingley.

• 17:05Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 17:05Travis McElroy?

  That baby's Bean.

• 17:07Griffin McElroy?

  The baby could be Bean.

• 17:09Travis McElroy?

  Griffin, if they don't want us to, if they don't want us to hear, if they don't want to hear us saying the same stuff, they should listen to different people, you know?

• 17:16Griffin McElroy?

  True.

• 17:16Travis McElroy?

  Listen to a different Man vs. Baby.

• 17:18Griffin McElroy?

  This is episode 4911. We've said it, we've said everything at this point.

• 17:23Travis McElroy?

  Listen, on here, here on Man vs. B, Man vs. Baby and me, we talk about Man vs. B, Man vs. Baby and us.

• 17:33Griffin McElroy?

  Can we part the curtain a little bit and put the tiger on the table and yell at it?

• 17:37Travis McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 17:37Griffin McElroy?

  A little bit? It's a little exhausting making the amount of content that we make and then I get a genuine amount of real pleasure out of just watching the man versus baby trailer and talking about it with you guys.

• 17:51Travis McElroy?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:52Griffin McElroy?

  It's really nice to just kind of sit and do it. I get, I guess I get why the YouTube react thing is such a big deal. Cause like, it feels good to just kind of chill on it.

• 18:02Travis McElroy?

  So this is actually what you're hitting on is kind of the crux of the whole internet. Oh. Everyone has discovered it is a lot more fun to just watch TV shows and talk about them like a hundred percent.

• 18:14Griffin McElroy?

  A hundred.

• 18:15Travis McElroy?

  We'd all like to be that kind of creator because that's awesome.

• 18:18Griffin McElroy?

  The only better kind of creator you can be.

• 18:20Travis McElroy?

  To fill a day.

• 18:21Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 18:22Travis McElroy?

  Okay, that's like, that's like top five creators I wish that I have been instead of this, instead of what I am, which is just a man who has to husk it out five times a week down in the, in the comedy mines.

• 18:33Griffin McElroy?

  Chucking chuckle nuts down the fucking basement.

• 18:35Travis McElroy?

  My life experience for a guy. Here's the kind, here's the kind of creators I wish I had been.

• 18:39Griffin McElroy?

  Okay.

• 18:39Travis McElroy?

  I'll get started. Just as a thought starter.

• 18:41Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 18:41Travis McElroy?

  Number one for me is, um, uh, and I want to mention to the listener, I'm saying this because what we do is really hard.

• 18:50Griffin McElroy?

  And we're not going to change the things we do.

• 18:53Travis McElroy?

  Right.

• 18:53Griffin McElroy?

  So we want to complain about it.

• 18:55Travis McElroy?

  We need you to know how hard we're working.

• 18:56Griffin McElroy?

  But there's other things we could be doing that would be so much more chill to do.

• 19:00Travis McElroy?

  Number one type of creator that I wish I had been is listen to a song that you've never heard before, but everybody else has heard and you really love the song. That would be.

• 19:14Griffin McElroy?

  People love that shit dude.

• 19:15Travis McElroy?

  The dream. Everybody's happy.

• 19:17Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 19:17Travis McElroy?

  Everybody loves it. They're a little surprised you've never heard the song.

• 19:21Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 19:21Travis McElroy?

  But when Bohemian, Bohemian Rhapsody hits.

• 19:25Griffin McElroy?

  Bohemian.

• 19:25Travis McElroy?

  When Bohemian Rhapsody hits.

• 19:27Griffin McElroy?

  I like the video.

• 19:29Travis McElroy?

  Loving it?

• 19:29Travis McElroy?

  And you're going, oh, this is actually great. And everyone's like, great, I love this.

• 19:34Griffin McElroy?

  I wanna, I wanna be an old.

• 19:36Travis McElroy?

  You take it to your mom, you say, mom, they liked the old shit you like, look.

• 19:40Griffin McElroy?

  I wanna be a.

• 19:40Travis McElroy?

  Your mom's happy.

• 19:42Griffin McElroy?

  I'll be an old orchestra conductor, sit down at his computer and listen to like one winged angel for the first time and be like, oh, this is good stuff. And everyone's just fucking.

• 19:51Travis McElroy?

  They love it.

• 19:53Griffin McElroy?

  Chill job, dude.

• 19:55Travis McElroy?

  Yeah, here's the one I wanna do.

• 19:56Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 19:57Travis McElroy?

  If I could be a creator, it's where they take fail clips, right? Or bad things happen and it cuts back to them and they're going, oh. And then it goes back to another clip and then it comes back to them and they're going.

• 20:07Griffin McElroy?

  Oh, that would be so good. You don't even have to get hit in the nuts and the feet to do that, dude.

• 20:12Travis McElroy?

  We did like, what if the only thing we did was try not to laugh compilation?

• 20:17Travis McElroy?

  Oh, my god.

• 20:18Griffin McElroy?

  Baby, that would be bad. I mean, it'd be bad, bad, bad, valueless. We wouldn't have a career, but like.

• 20:25Travis McElroy?

  Yeah, but. Imagine.

• 20:26Griffin McElroy?

  Chill.

• 20:27Travis McElroy?

  I like.

• 20:27Travis McElroy?

  What about?

• 20:28Griffin McElroy?

  Oh, man.

• 20:30Travis McElroy?

  Is it too late to pivot to, sorry?

• 20:32Griffin McElroy?

  Do you wanna, wait, no, do, what do you wanna pivot to?

• 20:34Travis McElroy?

  Is it too late to pivot to finding stories other people have written about things that happened to them and then reading that out loud and going, whoa?

• 20:41Griffin McElroy?

  I mean, I mean, I think that's all, it's all react. It's all react. React is what I wish.

• 20:47Travis McElroy?

  Man, I, we, I just barely misreact.

• 20:50Travis McElroy?

  I wish I'd done these games. Now, it seems hard what Mr. Beast.

• 20:54Griffin McElroy?

  Travis would do it good. Like Travis would do it in a way that was good and affirming.

• 20:58Travis McElroy?

  In a different era, Travis would have been an extremely ethical Mr. Beast.

• 21:03Travis McElroy?

  Yes, Mr. Beauty I'd call myself.

• 21:05Travis McElroy?

  Mr. Beauty.

• 21:06Griffin McElroy?

  That was an SNL sketch this past weekend. We must, you don't have.

• 21:10Travis McElroy?

  Are you kidding?

• 21:11Griffin McElroy?

  We must tread lightly.

• 21:13Travis McElroy?

  But I'd be Mr. Beauty. And I'd be nice about it.

• 21:17Griffin McElroy?

  I do like that.

• 21:18Travis McElroy?

  I, um, and my games, everybody get Lasik, even the losers. You don't have to land to get Lasik.

• 21:26Travis McElroy?

  Everybody get Lasik.

• 21:26Travis McElroy?

  Everybody get Lasik.

• 21:28Travis McElroy?

  Hey, thanks for coming.

• 21:28Travis McElroy?

  Even the crew.

• 21:30Travis McElroy?

  Get Lasik.

• 21:31Griffin McElroy?

  Get Lasik.

• 21:31Travis McElroy?

  Wouldn't it be cool, wouldn't all reality TV be better if like at the end of Traitors you get revealed and like, step to the left if we locked some Lasiks. Get your way out.

• 21:40Griffin McElroy?

  Alan does it.

• 21:41Travis McElroy?

  Get some Lasik.

• 21:42Griffin McElroy?

  Alan's got some fucking cool goggles he puts on you.

• 21:45Travis McElroy?

  People are starting to get, they're probably starting to get a little worried that we're gonna do not, not do the show.

• 21:50Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 21:50Travis McElroy?

  Cause sometimes we don't do the show, so we. Would like to begin the show.

• 21:54Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 21:54Travis McElroy?

  If we may.

• 21:55Griffin McElroy?

  We can't talk about how dope it would be to only do react content just from an ease of creation standpoint.

• 22:01Travis McElroy?

  I've walked three brothers into a podcast where they're not allowed to do react content.

• 22:05Griffin McElroy?

  Can't react.

• 22:06Travis McElroy?

  The first brother who reacts to something is out of the circle and everything they can fit in the circle.

• 22:13Griffin McElroy?

  Why would you have, I guess my question is, why would you have a different voice?

• 22:15Travis McElroy?

  Pay for.

• 22:16Griffin McElroy?

  If you were Mr. Beast, or Mr. Beauty, why would you have a different voice instead of just the voice you have? What would be so intrinsic to the?

• 22:22Travis McElroy?

  I've forgotten what my own voice sounds like now.

• 22:25Griffin McElroy?

  Okay.

• 22:25Travis McElroy?

  I'm too deep in the character. Like he's forgotten what his own internal model of, that's how disconnected he is from his own self.

• 22:31Griffin McElroy?

  Cool. Juice, has that little doll boy been in the corner of your frame the whole time or is it haunting?

• 22:37Travis McElroy?

  What little doll boy? I don't see a little doll boy.

• 22:39Griffin McElroy?

  Okay, let's do a question, please.

• 22:41Travis McElroy?

  I'm a writer working on a novel and I've been going to a local coffee shop to write in order to keep myself from getting distracted at home. Thing is, I'm current, it's all in caps. So that's the best, that's my, does that feel right?

• 22:54Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah, Justin's not mad at you. That's just how it was written.

• 22:57Travis McElroy?

  Um, I am currently writing a particularly emotional section of my book and I keep crying. Like I'll just show up, cry big silent tears for two hours and then leave. How do I make it so that I am not frightened slash upset strangers, particularly regulars who have seen me do this for literal weeks?

• 23:14Griffin McElroy?

  We're not going to make fun of your process. Crying in the cafe is the name you've chosen. Cause I think that's incredible. I would love to make.

• 23:22Travis McElroy?

  Great. That's so brave. Yeah, it's brave to be so invested in one's own art.

• 23:27Griffin McElroy?

  That you, it make you cry or makes you feel um, like writing a horror story and like you get like scared of it? Like that's cool. So like.

• 23:37Travis McElroy?

  I'll, I want to start by saying I have bad news. You've become extremely distracted. Question asker. Uh, you have become extremely distracted. At the coffee shop, your plan of avoiding distractions has been so completely foiled that you've been distracted to the point where you're emailing us rather than writing your book. So that on this, on the, I said, the experiment has ended.

• 24:00Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 24:00Travis McElroy?

  The coffee shop is not a distraction free environment. Can we start with that?

• 24:04Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah, no, but it's nice to go to a coffee shop and

• 24:07Travis McElroy?

  I love the idea of it.

• 24:08Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah, on tour, last time we were on tour, I went to a coffee shop because I needed to finish prepping some test stuff. And I sat down at the table and I was like, I'm hungry. I'm ordering some food. I got an omelet. You know what that omelet came with? A giant leafy green salad with not much stuff going on in it. And now, guys, I'm in a salad prison because I can't go. I'm working here. I'm working here and people are looking at me working and they're also looking at me not eating this salad. It's tricky when you go to a cafe. It's gotta be a discreet joint.

• 24:36Travis McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 24:36Griffin McElroy?

  With no salad.

• 24:37Travis McElroy?

  When we were kids and we went to church because, well, I don't know what else are you gonna do? Your parents drove you there. Um, I

• 24:45Griffin McElroy?

  Wednesday and Sunday.

• 24:47Travis McElroy?

  Wednesday or end or Sunday. I would yawn real big and it would make my eyes tear up. And I would become so worried that someone would see the tears rolling down my face from yawning too big and think, wow, Travis is having a really powerful, uh, religious experience right now. And they wouldn't know that, no, I just yawned. I'm not invested at all.

• 25:07Griffin McElroy?

  You gotta be careful, man. You have a sneezing fit at the wrong time during service and you get a little teary eyed, people will be like, hell yeah, man, rededicate your whole life. And it's like, no, man, this is actually going to be one of those chill Sundays or Wednesdays where I come and I eat my Taco Bell and I go home and play Chrono Trigger. Thank you so much. I'm not ready for the whole

• 25:27Travis McElroy?

  Maybe like a little QR code and printed on it says, yeah, I'm crying about my book again. Scan here to preorder.

• 25:33Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah. Shit, that's good. Use your, use your tears for juice.

• 25:36Travis McElroy?

  And leave a tip for the artist at work.

• 25:39Travis McElroy?

  Oh, that's getting a little, is it a separate QR code?

• 25:42Griffin McElroy?

  I know that there's a lot-

• 25:44Travis McElroy?

  Scan this third QR code to buy me a coffee.

• 25:46Travis McElroy?

  No, that's a coffee code.

• 25:48Travis McElroy?

  Coffee, I never know how to pronounce it.

• 25:50Griffin McElroy?

  I love busking and buskers, but you don't see a lot-

• 25:53Travis McElroy?

  And buskin bakery.

• 25:55Griffin McElroy?

  And buskin Robbins, but you don't see a lot of writers out there, just like on their computer. And it's like, drop a penny in the slot and support my, do I get to read it? No, you are just watching the process, like you're watching the process.

• 26:10Travis McElroy?

  Hey, isn't that what Patreon is?

• 26:12Travis McElroy?

  No, it's digital, but like it's as you're passing the case, you chuck a five in-

• 26:18Travis McElroy?

  And then they type on the computer.

• 26:20Travis McElroy?

  And they're like, it was a dark and stormy night. You go on your way. See, like that's your sentence.

• 26:26Griffin McElroy?

  I don't think you get it at the end. They shouldn't have give it to you at the end. You just get to watch some cool writing on the street.

• 26:31Travis McElroy?

  Cause if I listen to someone else's song in the subway that they gave a dollar for, they're not gonna come after me. You know, like it's, it's not mine. I'm just like supporting the art.

• 26:39Travis McElroy?

  They also don't then like write out that sheet music, hand it to you and erase it from their brain.

• 26:44Griffin McElroy?

  Fuck, man. Get me out there on a, on a Wednesday afternoon, just kinda sitting and thinking with a guitar case open in front of me. And they'll be like, what are you doing? And it's like, I'm thinking of ideas.

• 26:54Travis McElroy?

  I'm just like-

• 26:55Griffin McElroy?

  I'm coming up with cool ideas for stuff.

• 26:57Travis McElroy?

  But I can't think of an idea until you put a fiver in there. I'm like one of those robots that dances, only it's from creating.

• 27:02Griffin McElroy?

  Watch me think. Um, I would not come up to you if you were crying at the coffee shop to check in, because there's a pretty good chance that you don't want that. And I would rather run afoul of that than provide some human comfort. And I realize that's a, makes me a very small person. So I think you are probably in a little bit less danger here than, than you assume. I don't know that you're gonna get a lot of interaction.

• 27:28Travis McElroy?

  Worst case scenario, I see you there over the course of multiple days and I think that person is very thoroughly drafting a breakup letter.

• 27:35Griffin McElroy?

  Oh, oh my god, yeah.

• 27:38Travis McElroy?

  That's the assumption. A hundred percent. I might give them, if I saw someone- racked with sobs at a coffee shop. I think I would say, as I pass, I think I would say, would you like me to put my hand on your shoulder? And they would say yes or no. And then I'd go about my day. I think that's, that's what I would do.

• 27:57Travis McElroy?

  I think that's a beautiful and simple, kind gesture, Justin.

• 28:00Travis McElroy?

  Well, I have, I have some evidence of this. I was at a football game on my birthday. And there was a lady in front of me and she had a white hair, which is only notable because it made it extremely obvious when there was a giant spider on the back of her head. Like extremely obvious, extremely giant. It's one of those spiders where you see colors on it and you're like, I don't like this. You see colors and you're like, no, no, no, I don't like it.

• 28:27Travis McElroy?

  So this isn't a hypothetical, Justin. You weren't saying, I noticed the white hair and thought, wow, if there was a spider on there, I'd really be able to see it. Okay.

• 28:34Travis McElroy?

  And then Sydney passed me and she points at the spider. Whoa. Okay, guys, John Kinnear is.

• 28:42Travis McElroy?

  Uh huh.

• 28:42Griffin McElroy?

  Slap the spider out of the hair. If it's a, it could, it could be harmful, harmful. It could be poisonous. I would gently, I would use the, did you have a program?

• 28:51Travis McElroy?

  You're thinking through it now and I want you to tell me on, I'm, I'm not taking what you're saying at face value yet because you are still doing the math.

• 28:58Travis McElroy?

  Without even thinking.

• 28:58Griffin McElroy?

  I would get it off the, I would get it off. They couldn't be mad at me for flicking their hair. If there was a spider in their hair, that would be a huge, there's a hundred times out of a hundred, I say, thank you for doing that to me. I'm going to do that for a stranger.

• 29:10Travis McElroy?

  I'm, I was pressing you.

• 29:11Travis McElroy?

  You effectively removed it, Griffin. Cause if I flick and I watch the spider hide and I'm like, hey, yeah, I flick, it's still there.

• 29:21Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 29:21Travis McElroy?

  There is, okay. So I wanted, I was pressing because I want to see what you two normal dudes would do. Cause Sydney thought what I did was incorrect. So I just wanted to see what you guys thought before I told you is that I tapped her on the shoulder and I said, excuse me, ma'am. I, there is, I don't. Want to alarm you, but there's a spider in your hair and I am about to grab it out. And she said, oh God, then I grabbed it out like a, just like a quick.

• 29:45Griffin McElroy?

  Awesome. Fuck yeah, dude. Awesome.

• 29:47Travis McElroy?

  Quick sash. But then her husband goes, ah, I don't know why he was scared, but he was really scared.

• 29:53Griffin McElroy?

  I mean, if someone came up behind my wife and went like that in her hair, I would probably yell, cause I think.

• 29:57Travis McElroy?

  No one did that. Someone came up to his wife and said, excuse me, ma'am. I don't want to alarm you, but there's a spider in your hair and I'm about to grab it out.

• 30:05Travis McElroy?

  Justin, what I love about this is your approach and delivery seems like this is your job. That you go throughout the stadium and say, ah, excuse me, there's a spider in your hair. If I could just, there you go. Thank you very much. Enjoy the rest of the game. And then you move on.

• 30:23Travis McElroy?

  It is, I, it is my job, Travis, because I'm a human being.

• 30:26Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 30:26Travis McElroy?

  Beautiful. I think that's what we owe each other. That at least is picking spiders out of our hair.

• 30:31Griffin McElroy?

  I think thundering herd kicker Lorcan Quinn wasn't the only one splitting the uprights that day, Juice. I think you found the perfect exit from that situation and you did extremely well.

• 30:41Travis McElroy?

  Lorcan had a, had a pull a fake putt this week, guys.

• 30:44Griffin McElroy?

  God dang.

• 30:44Travis McElroy?

  Ass. I love it. I think if you're in college sports, you should have to do one fake play per like half.

• 30:51Griffin McElroy?

  Game.

• 30:52Travis McElroy?

  One play per half. Like you have to. The stakes aren't that high. It's fun.

• 30:57Travis McElroy?

  There should also be, as long as we're talking about it.

• 30:59Travis McElroy?

  Kicks? Ah, please.

• 31:00Travis McElroy?

  In college sports, there should be required one of those weird, a bunch of lateral and backward passes.

• 31:06Travis McElroy?

  Oh, I love that.

• 31:07Travis McElroy?

  The thing going.

• 31:08Travis McElroy?

  A little crazy.

• 31:08Travis McElroy?

  And you never know when it's coming.

• 31:10Travis McElroy?

  Oh guys, this is even the better. I didn't even tell you the best part. Guess who was there? West Virginia Governor Patrick Boardsey.

• 31:17Griffin McElroy?

  Whoa, dude.

• 31:18Travis McElroy?

  Was there at the game. And guys, better than this, he came up our aisle.

• 31:22Griffin McElroy?

  Whoa.

• 31:23Travis McElroy?

  The man was 10 feet from me, guys.

• 31:24Travis McElroy?

  And he put a spider in this old lady's hair.

• 31:27Travis McElroy?

  No, but I was feeling very cocksure about that when I announced, everyone boo this carpet bagger.

• 31:33Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 31:34Travis McElroy?

  And then we all got a little bit of a boo going for Patrick Morrissey and I got to yell, "You stink," right to his face.

• 31:40Griffin McElroy?

  Happy birthday!

• 31:41Travis McElroy?

  Anybody else on the whole planet. And I got to tell him how much he sucks right to his face.

• 31:45Griffin McElroy?

  What a good birthday present.

• 31:47Travis McElroy?

  I get sports, I think.

• 31:48Griffin McElroy?

  Well, I will say I've been to sports stuff. I've never gotten to yell at a like-

• 31:52Travis McElroy?

  Between that and the spider, though, I get the appeal.

• 31:55Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah, no, for sure. Um, this is a huge change for you, Juice.

• 32:00Travis McElroy?

  Powerful.

• 32:00Griffin McElroy?

  You're really stepping into your power and-

• 32:02Travis McElroy?

  Yeah, thanks, man. You want to hear another question or should we just take a break?

• 32:04Griffin McElroy?

  We should probably take a break.

• 32:15Travis McElroy?

  Squarespace.

• 32:16Griffin McElroy?

  Yep.

• 32:18Travis McElroy?

  Listen-

• 32:18Griffin McElroy?

  Let's give, let's give, let's give this one a little, we got Squarespace and Rocket Money in the zone today. Let's like, I don't know, make it special. It's felt a little bit like we've been-

• 32:28Travis McElroy?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.

• 32:30Griffin McElroy?

  Kind of giving them the same lip service, same treatment.

• 32:33Travis McElroy?

  Let's talk for a few minutes about Squarespace. Let's really give them their money's worth this time.

• 32:36Travis McElroy?

  An idea is a seed.

• 32:39Griffin McElroy?

  No, we've done this almost certainly. I want to get fucking weird, dude. I want to get weird, dude.

• 32:44Travis McElroy?

  An idea is a thought that can turn into a dream. A dream that can turn into a plan. A plan that turns into a series of executables. Deliverables. And one of those deliverables-

• 32:59Travis McElroy?

  You're making it sound-

• 33:00Griffin McElroy?

  You're making it sound bad. And I want it to sound fun and cool and weird. Twisted.

• 33:05Travis McElroy?

  What up, perverts? Do you like websites?

• 33:09Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah. Do you like, do you like websites and, uh, you know, code, HTML? I don't know if they do HTML.

• 33:17Travis McElroy?

  What up, Chodes? What up, Code Chodes?

• 33:19Travis McElroy?

  I don't think Code Chodes is bad.

• 33:22Travis McElroy?

  Okay, great. Good, good, good, good.

• 33:26Griffin McElroy?

  He thought Code Chodes was gonna be bad until the end of that sentence. And then he decided that Code Chodes is bad. Okay, so now we got, now we got a sort of like, fucking, welcome to the man cave. Time for Squarespace Code Chodes. This is cool and they'll like it and they will like it.

• 33:41Travis McElroy?

  That's good because we have offer codes and it's like a website and stuff. So it works on multiple levels.

• 33:46Griffin McElroy?

  And the, the offer code for Squarespace is still my brother and it's, it's a great code, but we may be able to get them to swap it to Code Chodes.

• 33:53Travis McElroy?

  Or they may be able to swap their money that they give us.

• 33:57Griffin McElroy?

  They're patronizing of us to know.

• 33:59Travis McElroy?

  They might do that swap instead.

• 34:00Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah. Um, we joke because we care, because we love, because we use Squarespace and have used Squarespace. It's just the fucking one you do. If it seems like-

• 34:10Travis McElroy?

  It's just the one you do.

• 34:11Griffin McElroy?

  It's just the one you do. If it seems like we're really phoning these in, it's because it's the one you do. When you make a website, basically to us, it's the one that you do and you don't think about it. You just do it.

• 34:22Travis McElroy?

  Hey Griffin, we actually, I just got an emergency email from Squarespace. They love Code Chodes.

• 34:28Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 34:28Travis McElroy?

  They hate that you use the phrase phoning it in, in the middle of their app.

• 34:33Griffin McElroy?

  Well, I mean, they're not phoning it in. They turn in a great product, uh, day in, day out. But when we come to you and we don't bring this nasty boy energy, yeah, I think we could be serving them better, Code Chodes.

• 34:45Travis McElroy?

  Thank you, Griffin. And thank you for continuing to say Code Chodes despite our pleas. I really appreciate that.

• 34:50Griffin McElroy?

  It's just the one you do.

• 34:51Travis McElroy?

  We're making private pleas via text message that he, that he changes ways, but there's is-

• 34:56Griffin McElroy?

  You can make your website do whatever and run a whole business and get, and get paid through it.

• 35:01Travis McElroy?

  The websites look good.

• 35:02Griffin McElroy?

  It looks good and it's easy and it's, why would you do fucking anything else?

• 35:06Travis McElroy?

  There's a reason, there's a reason that every scam artist at least has a website.

• 35:09Griffin McElroy?

  Come on.

• 35:10Travis McElroy?

  They make you look really professional and you, with the Squarespace tools, you can make them look even better than that.

• 35:18Griffin McElroy?

  I would cut out what Justin just said.

• 35:20Travis McElroy?

  I don't think that was in there.

• 35:21Griffin McElroy?

  I don't think that was in there, but.

• 35:24Travis McElroy?

  Head to Squarespace.com slash my brother for a free trial.

• 35:29Travis McElroy?

  For now, it's my brother.

• 35:31Travis McElroy?

  For now, for now, for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use offer code my brother to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Okay, to be real, they've been supporting us for so long. I don't know what we'll do if they stop. If you need to make a website for Christ's sake.

• 35:46Travis McElroy?

  For Christ's sake.

• 35:47Travis McElroy?

  Just go make one with that code for God's sake. Please, if you've never done it, just go shit out something. Please with that code.

• 35:56Griffin McElroy?

  We can come up with like, let's come up with 10 really quick website ideas for people to use and then they can just like make those and use our promo code and just like do it real quick before. Cause we will get.

• 36:05Travis McElroy?

  Codecho.gov, codecho.biz.

• 36:08Travis McElroy?

  Web.

• 36:09Travis McElroy?

  Codecho's dot family, not that one.

• 36:11Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 36:11Travis McElroy?

  Codecho's.net.

• 36:13Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah, Codecho's can be like a community of people who like to code just like little, little lines.

• 36:18Travis McElroy?

  See how many, see how, see how bereft we could make the codecho's dot domain. Just anything codecho's dot anything.

• 36:25Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 36:26Travis McElroy?

  With a Squarespace website, please just do it one time for us. Thank you.

• 36:31Travis McElroy?

  What was that?

• 36:32Travis McElroy?

  Blasting off to savings, Trav.

• 36:34Travis McElroy?

  Whoa.

• 36:36Travis McElroy?

  Yeah, get in the rocket with me.

• 36:37Travis McElroy?

  Castronauts.

• 36:39Travis McElroy?

  Castronauts. I love that. Why are we talking about rocket money, Trav?

• 36:43Travis McElroy?

  So you can get castrated with rocket money.

• 36:46Travis McElroy?

  I think.

• 36:47Travis McElroy?

  Well, I just got a fax from them. They hated it.

• 36:50Griffin McElroy?

  We have to do better. We have to do better.

• 36:53Travis McElroy?

  Cause Griffin actually gave us a call, a charge to do better.

• 36:56Griffin McElroy?

  We must do better.

• 36:57Travis McElroy?

  No, but you're a castronaut, you get castrated because they are keeping your cash in your pocket. Where it belongs.

• 37:06Griffin McElroy?

  You can keep explaining it. It doesn't make the word not bad.

• 37:09Travis McElroy?

  Though it's like sticks in your head a little bit, doesn't it, Griff?

• 37:11Griffin McElroy?

  Um, a little bit. Um, so Rocket Money is an app and when I use it, I'll share my personal experience, lead with that. When I use Rocket Money, I turn it on and all of a sudden I am confronted with five to six. Uh, announcements that I have been paying six nine, six ninety-nine a week for games like Goop Man 3D. Or, um, uh,

• 37:38Travis McElroy?

  Hairstar.

• 37:38Griffin McElroy?

  Fidget Slime Relax, or Hairstar, or Plink, Plinko Blinko. And that's a suite of-

• 37:47Travis McElroy?

  Mr. B's Toilet Boys.

• 37:48Griffin McElroy?

  Skippy's Toilet Boys. We're talking about-

• 37:50Travis McElroy?

  Skibidi Investments.

• 37:52Griffin McElroy?

  We're talking about Panda Pop. Yay. And that one's twenty-five dollars a day. And Rocket Money's like-

• 37:58Travis McElroy?

  And you got it just so your kids would be quiet for a second.

• 38:01Griffin McElroy?

  So your kid would chill for like a second and then you're like, I'll remember. And you never have. But you do have this app called Rocket Money. That is your absolute number one primetime road dog. Cause he will come at you and he'll be like, you're still paying for Goop Man? And I'll be like, god damn, you're right.

• 38:18Travis McElroy?

  Right.

• 38:18Griffin McElroy?

  That's, he putting money right back in my pocket. That's, that's Rocket Money.

• 38:23Travis McElroy?

  So if you get hit with savings cravings, then you want to go to Rocket Money. Because Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings, coaches. Rocket Money has saved-

• 38:39Griffin McElroy?

  No, don't cross pollinate. No, they don't. Rocket Money has saved users over two point five billion dollars. Including eight hundred and eighty million dollars in canceled subscriptions alone. Their ten million members save up to seven hundred and forty dollars a year when they use all the app's premium features.

• 38:53Travis McElroy?

  So Investicles, cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to rocketmoney.com slash mybrother today. That's rocketmoney.com slash mybrother. Rocketmoney.com slash mybrother.

• 39:09Griffin McElroy?

  I needed that. I needed that long to know how I felt about Investicles.

• 39:13Travis McElroy?

  And Lego, if you're listening, I'm willing to license Investicles for like a new kind of finance bro toy you want to make.

• 39:21Griffin McElroy?

  Yes, dude. Oh my god. I would absolutely kill for like, they could be like little bionicles.

• 39:28Travis McElroy?

  But they're worth money over time.

• 39:30Griffin McElroy?

  Little business bionicles.

• 39:32Travis McElroy?

  On their back and they're like, time in the market beats timing the market, except beats by a laser sword. And then it's like, yeah.

• 39:40Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 39:45Travis McElroy?

  Da la la la la.

• 39:46Griffin McElroy?

  Yes.

• 39:47Travis McElroy?

  Da la la la la.

• 39:49Griffin McElroy?

  Why?

• 39:50Travis McElroy?

  Little little I wanna much.

• 39:54Griffin McElroy?

  Squad.

• 39:56Travis McElroy?

  I wanna much squad.

• 40:02Travis McElroy?

  Welcome to Munch Squad. It is a podcast within a podcast profiling latest and greatest brand eating. I have a few briefs I'd like to bring to your attention. Number one is the Taco Bell Baja Blast Pie. I heard about it from a lot of folks and I would file this one and I just want to say, yeah, okay, I saw it. I get it.

• 40:25Griffin McElroy?

  It's a joke, right?

• 40:26Travis McElroy?

  It's like the color. It's the color.

• 40:28Travis McElroy?

  No, it's not a joke. They just made such a limited amount. They're really hard to get. And Slice tries so hard to get me one. There's a guy on Facebook Marketplace trying to charge a hundred bucks for these frigging things.

• 40:40Griffin McElroy?

  What?

• 40:41Travis McElroy?

  Yeah. Friendsgiving isn't just a holiday. It's a cultural loophole. A break in the calendar where creativity is encouraged.

• 40:47Griffin McElroy?

  I don't like that at all.

• 40:48Travis McElroy?

  Get tossed in the most surprising dish takes a spotlight. That's why after years of fan obsession, Taco Bell is finally dropping a dish made for this moment. Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie. When nothing means anything, pie can be whatever fuck. That's what it says here.

• 41:01Griffin McElroy?

  It says it and syntactically it's like doesn't work, but.

• 41:05Travis McElroy?

  It does. It actually tracks that a company that thinks Friendsgiving can be quantified as a cultural loophole.

• 41:12Griffin McElroy?

  Really, really, really sinister language, like hugely, hugely sinister.

• 41:16Travis McElroy?

  So, yeah, this was teased back in 2024 and I'm, I'm just not giving it a bunch of time because I hate, I hate this like capitalization on these great dreams.

• 41:27Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 41:27Travis McElroy?

  And then not everybody gets to try the dream.

• 41:29Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 41:30Travis McElroy?

  If you're gonna do it.

• 41:31Travis McElroy?

  Try the dream.

• 41:32Travis McElroy?

  Have the courage of your conviction to put it in multiple stores. And frankly, if you're not selling the Baja Blast Pie in West Virginia, what is your market?

• 41:42Travis McElroy?

  What are you doing?

• 41:42Travis McElroy?

  Where do you think your market is?

• 41:44Travis McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 41:45Travis McElroy?

  What? You need that corn syrup somewhere else? Doubt it.

• 41:48Griffin McElroy?

  The.

• 41:49Travis McElroy?

  We need it here.

• 41:50Griffin McElroy?

  The shade. Of this pie, the, the, the hue of the pie is truly,

• 42:00Travis McElroy?

  It is.

• 42:01Griffin McElroy?

  A retro, retro sort of refrigerator pistachio, like neon staccio.

• 42:08Travis McElroy?

  Oh, my God.

• 42:10Griffin McElroy?

  There's simply no way that they were able to get these pies out to all of the different Taco Bell locations and have them end up looking like that.

• 42:19Travis McElroy?

  Speaking of, speaking of Taco Bell conspiracy, when Slice asked the one over in Connecticut Park, you know how there's a Taco Bell in Connecticut Park?

• 42:26Travis McElroy?

  Of course.

• 42:26Travis McElroy?

  He asked there and the lady said, no, we, we ran out of those so fast, but they were so good and went on to tell them how delicious they were.

• 42:34Griffin McElroy?

  Hmm. That sounds a little suspicious.

• 42:36Travis McElroy?

  How did you get one? Oh, did you maybe like take advantage of your position of privilege?

• 42:41Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 42:41Travis McElroy?

  A little bit, maybe? God, and then bragging about it? Sheesh. Taco Bell employees used to have ethics, you know?

• 42:50Travis McElroy?

  It used to mean something.

• 42:51Travis McElroy?

  It used to mean something. They used to put, I mean, they used to put a lot of love and care into it. Now they're eating the pie before you can have it.

• 42:57Travis McElroy?

  Now it's just about the money.

• 42:59Travis McElroy?

  It's just about the money. I want to talk about Hardee's because they're doing something dumber. Oh, Hardee's is hosting a Tenderbender lock-in featuring.

• 43:07Travis McElroy?

  What?

• 43:08Travis McElroy?

  If it's a Tenderbender lock-in featuring streamer Duke Dennis and Banana Ball players for an epic night of chicken and challenges.

• 43:15Travis McElroy?

  Oh, no.

• 43:16Travis McElroy?

  Our forefathers just exploded. Headline. That's something everyone can enjoy.

• 43:22Griffin McElroy?

  That's good. I think, I think there is a haiku in there somewhere.

• 43:27Travis McElroy?

  Yeah. It's Tenderbender Tuesday on November 18th, which is, which was also our mom's birthday. I think she would have really appreciated that.

• 43:34Griffin McElroy?

  For sure, man.

• 43:35Travis McElroy?

  Hardee's is cranking up the excitement for Tenderbender Tuesday with the first ever Tenderbender lock-in, an exclusive event starting at 7:00 PM on November 18th, featuring American YouTuber, Twitch streamer and social media personality Duke Dennis and Alex Ziegler, Kyle KJ Jackson, Dalton Mulblin and Dakota Bladetron, Sandy Amber, Abby Samerson, Sammy Anderson, Sandy Amber, Abby Samerson, a view of America's favorite.

• 44:08Travis McElroy?

  Banana ball players during the lock in the stars will face off in friendly competitions, share behind the scenes moments and celebrate all things.

• 44:19Griffin McElroy?

  Hand breaded chicken.

• 44:20Travis McElroy?

  Amazing. Replace hand breaded chicken with the love of Jesus Christ. And this is. Celebrate the Lord, celebrate the love of our Savior, Jesus and his blessed redeemer.

• 44:33Griffin McElroy?

  Slam infinite tenders with these very funny baseball players. And also, um, you're gonna watch heaven is for real and it's gonna be, you're not gonna get a great night's sleep.

• 44:44Travis McElroy?

  Hey, have you guys read a case for Christ? It makes a lot of sense.

• 44:49Griffin McElroy?

  Answers a lot of questions.

• 44:52Travis McElroy?

  Uh, the tender bender lock in promises viral worthy challenges, online fan engagement, and the ultimate after hours chicken feast. Fans can follow along in real time on Hardy's social channels and enter to win exclusive prizes, such as autographed memorabilia. I hope it's signed chicken tenders. That would be cool. For details on how to participate and tune in, you can go to youtube.com slash at Hardy's. We're bringing together flavor, fun, and fandom in a way that only Hardy's can, said Sarah Braymeyer, Hardy's brand vice president. With our new tender bender Tuesdays in this one of a kind lock in event,

• 45:32Travis McElroy?

  we're inviting everyone to be part of the goodness and the juicy hand breaded chicken that Hardy's is famous for. But like, you keep saying tender bender, Justin. And I feel that they got excited that those two words rhymed and didn't think about the implications that that's like, um, somebody being like, I haven't seen Todd in three days. And be like, yeah, man, he went on a real tender bender. He was on a tender bender and he actually died.

• 45:59Griffin McElroy?

  He died.

• 46:00Travis McElroy?

  His kids are all friends now because his wife actually went on a tender bender a few months ago. It's all very sad.

• 46:05Griffin McElroy?

  We're three graphs into this press release. And I really need within the next like one paragraph for some rules. Vis a vis the lock in to be established. Am I allowed to go?

• 46:20Travis McElroy?

  Duke Dennis has you with his quote. Duke Dennis added, I'm looking forward to having a good time and watching the tender bender competition go down. This will be good vibes and good food.

• 46:33Griffin McElroy?

  Awesome. But if I get a call from my kid's school. Am I allowed to leave the lock? Like, I need to know if I can leave or if I'm stuck here because I'm honestly getting a little bit panicked right now.

• 46:44Travis McElroy?

  We have no, they haven't even said how long the lock-in is gonna be, have they? It starts at seven, when's it end?

• 46:51Travis McElroy?

  So, the tender bender celebrates going all in on hand-breaded chicken tenders.

• 46:56Travis McElroy?

  Oh, no way.

• 46:57Travis McElroy?

  TM there, yeah, especially with this unbeatable BOGO deal. It captures the spirit of indulging in craveable food and rewarding loyal guests.

• 47:06Griffin McElroy?

  Okay.

• 47:06Travis McElroy?

  So they captured both of those spirits in one promotion, guys. I think you're getting too hung up on the details.

• 47:11Griffin McElroy?

  But have they captured me? Am I allowed to leave the Hardee's?

• 47:15Travis McElroy?

  Griffin, I think the only people who are being locked in are the banana ball players.

• 47:19Travis McElroy?

  And then we're, I think, we're watching them in captivity from a live stream.

• 47:23Travis McElroy?

  With the chicken tenders.

• 47:24Travis McElroy?

  And they don't get to leave until they've eaten all the tenders, I think?

• 47:29Travis McElroy?

  They actually explain, guys, what, okay, here, this is what you were looking for. Each premium, all white meat chicken strip is hand dipped in buttermilk and then lightly breaded.

• 47:39Travis McElroy?

  No, I know that part. I know Jocelyn, I know what a chicken tender is.

• 47:42Griffin McElroy?

  Let him finish the paragraph.

• 47:43Travis McElroy?

  No, he's, it's fair. Let me scan ahead. The tenders, okay. The tender crispy juiciness is enjoyed with a choice of dipping sauce, which pairs well with other craveable menu items. It's natural.

• 47:53Travis McElroy?

  Are they locked in a Hardee's?

• 47:55Griffin McElroy?

  Am I being detained?

• 47:56Travis McElroy?

  Like an apple turnover.

• 47:57Griffin McElroy?

  Am I being detained?

• 47:59Travis McElroy?

  Guys, I'm, I'm, I'm almost there. I just, exclusive to Hardee's, my rewards members. This BOGO deal can be redeemed on Tuesdays, participating locations will be the Fridays. Website or the store member QR code.

• 48:10Travis McElroy?

  What happens if a baseball game occurs during this time?

• 48:13Travis McElroy?

  Yeah, I think they're prisoners.

• 48:16Griffin McElroy?

  I am someone's emergency contact. I can't be held prisoner by Hardy, the Hardee's Corporation, until I eat enough chicken tenders to find the key.

• 48:25Travis McElroy?

  If I'm watching it, can I call in a wellness check?

• 48:30Griffin McElroy?

  I think, yeah, wait, hold on, yeah. Is there a sort of utopia thing happening where people are watching me have to eat enough?

• 48:37Travis McElroy?

  Yeah, I agree. They're sharing, during the lock-in, the stairs, the stars will face off in stairs in friendly competition, share behind the scenes moments and celebrate all things hand-breaded chicken. So they're gonna, I mean, it's gonna be like, I mean, it promises viral worthy challenges, online fan engagement and the ultimate after hours chicken feast. So like, they're Trapped in a chicken sort of tontine. And then we watch to see who makes it out alive. I think is the gag.

• 49:07Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah. And that's what makes it the ultimate chicken eating.

• 49:11Travis McElroy?

  Well, because we'll never have another one.

• 49:13Griffin McElroy?

  Okay.

• 49:13Travis McElroy?

  So this, yeah, what they'll do is after this Hardee's, after this event is done, the lock-in is done. They're going to brick over the doors like in Casco and Montalato. They're gonna, they're gonna lock dude Dennis and all these banana players inside. And then they just have to make NBA 2K gameplay videos the rest of their lives. Just trapped in this eating chicken tenders.

• 49:33Griffin McElroy?

  The site will be irradiated with a kind of spirit energy that will not be. You don't want to build anything on top of that. You can't raise that Hardee's to the ground because so much shit will have happened there in the, in the tinderbox.

• 49:46Travis McElroy?

  So you can get, you can like get a deal while they're trapped. So this is the thing that I think is like, while they're imprisoned. You can scan a QR code and maybe they're like holding the QR code up like not Penny's boat. It's like.

• 50:04Griffin McElroy?

  Please.

• 50:07Griffin McElroy?

  Sacrificing.

• 50:08Travis McElroy?

  Free us. If you stand this. Only 400,000 more tenders when we can leave.

• 50:14Griffin McElroy?

  That's it. When you use the code, you get some of their tenders. You are sharing the, you are sharing the, the burden of tenders of the tender bender with them. That's beautiful.

• 50:25Travis McElroy?

  That's beautiful.

• 50:26Griffin McElroy?

  That's actually beautiful.

• 50:28Travis McElroy?

  Yeah. So you're helping to carry the load like for everyone you eat. Yeah, that's one less that they have to.

• 50:34Travis McElroy?

  You get a little closer to freedom.

• 50:36Griffin McElroy?

  You gotta stop announcing shit, gang, without explaining how it's gonna work. It drives me absolutely batty when these companies announce some wild shit. And don't even think to put in some of the brass tacks sort of rules and regulations.

• 50:52Travis McElroy?

  I don't even know if other people will be there or not.

• 50:56Griffin McElroy?

  I don't know if any, yeah, is it just gonna be the baseball players in the streamer? Is that it?

• 51:00Travis McElroy?

  They know each other beforehand?

• 51:01Griffin McElroy?

  Cause that's banana ball players. Banana ball, I apologize, banana ball players.

• 51:06Travis McElroy?

  We've trapped an entire banana baseball team with one streamer and 100 million chicken tenders. Watch as they eat them for an unspecified amount of time, for an unspecified reason, and for an unspecified goal. And at the end, I'll buy whatever's in the circle.

• 51:26Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 51:27Travis McElroy?

  That's kind of the only part I know.

• 51:29Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah.

• 51:29Travis McElroy?

  About his whole year. Always a prominent fixture. That people put stuff in a circle in a certain amount of time. And however much they can get. He'll buy it. And people are trapped in a place.

• 51:41Griffin McElroy?

  They make them a little piss and hole. I know that's always part of it.

• 51:45Travis McElroy?

  Do they have to buy the piss if the piss is in the circle?

• 51:47Griffin McElroy?

  No, the piss is under the circle because it's in a hole.

• 51:51Travis McElroy?

  Anything below the circle is your problem. Oh, hey, talk about kinds of creators. Gives people lots of money would have been, oh, that would have been really good.

• 52:01Griffin McElroy?

  Where do you get it from?

• 52:02Travis McElroy?

  Well, other people, this is the thing. I give that million dollars to some others, somebody else, and everybody's like. Pretty cool, man. You just have to be a financial conduit. Yeah, I just want to be the like, the.

• 52:13Griffin McElroy?

  Historically. God, conduit was just like such the right word, man, you nailed it.

• 52:18Travis McElroy?

  And you keep a little. You keep a little bacon. You just do it in.

• 52:23Griffin McElroy?

  You know?

• 52:24Travis McElroy?

  Be sweat. You get your be, be sweat. Be sweat, as long as you're loading TVs in the circle. I know one beast, beast man that would love a.

• 52:35Griffin McElroy?

  You, I, I think you usually cut that out of the video, I bet. Hey, you got 10 Xbox Ones in there, huh? That's crazy.

• 52:40Travis McElroy?

  Why do you need that many? Nine Xbox Ones.

• 52:48Griffin McElroy?

  We're doing, guys, 99 Lasik blasts this today. It's gonna be fucking great. We're gonna blast nine.

• 52:56Travis McElroy?

  Okay, Mr. Reese doesn't have any money. He just lives off the stuff he stole from his videos. If you go over to his house, he's like. Don't go upstairs. It's all elephant toothpaste. Exploded. Don't go upstairs. I used to have one real Lamborghini. Now I have a hundred tiny Lamborghinis because I traded them in a stupid video. God, I wish I got paid. I'm trapped in a loop of my own making.

• 53:18Griffin McElroy?

  We're giving away a Cybertruck and you're allowed to drive it Sunday through Friday. Come on, stay in the circle.

• 53:24Travis McElroy?

  You gotta go get me though.

• 53:26Griffin McElroy?

  You gotta come get me on Saturday, brother.

• 53:29Travis McElroy?

  I need a ride.

• 53:30Griffin McElroy?

  I gotta donate blood to keep paying for all this stuff. You're paying me from our platelets.

• 53:36Travis McElroy?

  I can't even afford LASIK. That's what sucks. I need LASIK. I'm Mr. Beast. Desperately need LASIK. He shows up in a little stick-on goatee. Hello? Hello, my name is Daryl Beast.

• 53:48Griffin McElroy?

  Fuck.

• 53:49Travis McElroy?

  Damn it.

• 53:49Griffin McElroy?

  Fuck.

• 53:50Travis McElroy?

  What's up? Thank you so much for listening to our podcast. It's called My Brother, My Brother and Me. We're gonna be doing this live December 6th at 7:00 PM, and that includes a virtual stream ticket. That's right. You don't have to physically come to Candle Knights. You can watch it from the comfort of your own home. Both are extremely acceptable and very appreciated because all the benefits from that show are going to be donated to Harmony House, which, as you might know, seeks to end homelessness in the Huntington area through permanent housing and supportive service programs. If you want to come to Candle Knights or you want to watch Candle Knights, either way, the link is the same. bit.ly/candleknights2025.

• 54:31Travis McElroy?

  Make sure to check out macroimmerch.com. We've got some new merch over there. We got a Final Pam poster designed by Willow Quillen and a Final Pam beanie. We just added to the store a This Is Not An Apple shirt based on Griffin's beautiful upside-down apple drawing featuring the apple anus. Make sure you check it out. It's only going to be available until November 28th, so don't miss out. It's two weeks only. Go to macroimmerch.com and check it out. And 10% of all merch proceeds this month will be donated to Native American aid.

• 55:06Griffin McElroy?

  Speaking of Pam, to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Final Pam Fallout 4 Monster Factory series, we did dig up an old external hard drive with that save on it and have revisited that world in a new mini-series on Monster Factory. We're gonna be

• 55:23Travis McElroy?

  We beat the game.

• 55:25Griffin McElroy?

  But spoilers. But yeah, we are going to be airing those every week for the next four weeks. It's a four-part series, so check it out.

• 55:33Travis McElroy?

  Champions Grove packages are on sale now. It's a weekend-long gaming event at Ravenwood Castle in Hocking Hills, Ohio, that I co-founded with my friend Alice. And we're well over halfway sold out, but if you want to come, make sure to get your package while they last. Go to www.championsgrove.com for all the information. Don't wait. They're going to be gone soon, and we want you to grab one. So get it.

• 55:58Griffin McElroy?

  Tell that to a splart next week on American Thanksgiving.

• 56:00Travis McElroy?

  Oh, boy.

• 56:01Griffin McElroy?

  Set your watch. Set your calendar.

• 56:02Travis McElroy?

  I gotta watch it.

• 56:03Griffin McElroy?

  For real. Um, let's have a fear?

• 56:07Travis McElroy?

  Let's do it.

• 56:07Travis McElroy?

  Final fear. Yeah. Uh, allow me, please. This year, I want to be faster than my fear of my recurring night terror, which is that several big carpets are rolled up in the corner of my room.

• 56:21Griffin McElroy?

  Yep.

• 56:23Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 56:24Travis McElroy?

  I'm trying. Yeah.

• 56:25Griffin McElroy?

  Yeah, I fucking get it. Yes.

• 56:28Travis McElroy?

  My name is Justin Mc.

• 56:29Travis McElroy?

  I'm Travis McRoy.

• 56:30Griffin McElroy?

  I'm Griffin McRoy.

• 56:31Travis McElroy?

  This has been my brother, my brother, me, kiss your dad, the school, wear on the lips.

• 57:06Speaker 01

  Maximum Fun.

• 57:08Travis McElroy?

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