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1:22 Hannah Berner? I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.
1:29 Paige DeSorbo? Like so many people have my location.
1:31 Hannah Berner? And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.
1:35 Paige DeSorbo? And if your friend like doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're, you're calling the FBI.
1:39 Hannah Berner? Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. And even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?
1:53 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.
1:56 Hannah Berner? And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So, once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.
2:04 Paige DeSorbo? And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.
2:09 Hannah Berner? Especially after being social, like I love everyone, but like...
2:12 Paige DeSorbo? Please, nobody speak to me.
2:13 Hannah Berner? Like, give me 20 minutes, I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts you ignored all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.
2:27 Paige DeSorbo? And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.
2:34 Hannah Berner? And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.
2:37 Paige DeSorbo? Which truly women deserve.
2:39 Hannah Berner? We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.
2:42 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, I mean, put that on a T-shirt for real.
2:44 Hannah Berner? And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.
2:54 Paige DeSorbo? And we spend enough of our lives being on.
2:57 Hannah Berner? Exactly.
2:58 Paige DeSorbo? We don't need to be on in the car.
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3:12 Paige DeSorbo? We love a discount.
3:13 Hannah Berner? And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.
3:21 Hannah Berner? Sup, gigglers?
3:22 Speaker 02 Carrie, fix your wifi.
3:24 Hannah Berner? Manifest that shit.
3:26 Speaker 02 We can't be managed.
3:31 Speaker 02 I mean, the day just got away from me.
3:34 Hannah Berner? What's up, my holding a grudge gigglers? My grudgy gigglers?
3:38 Paige DeSorbo? You know, and I just thought of one, we've never said grasshopper.
3:42 Hannah Berner? That's really good.
3:43 Paige DeSorbo? And it's like sweet.
3:44 Hannah Berner? You don't have to like outdo the one I did.
3:46 Paige DeSorbo? No.
3:46 Hannah Berner? That took me forever to come up with the grudge one.
3:48 Paige DeSorbo? Giving you different options. I mean, you do one every, twice a week.
3:52 Hannah Berner? I know, I am running out. There's only so many G-words.
3:55 Paige DeSorbo? We've done, you've done the same one a lot.
3:58 Hannah Berner? And you let me repeat and you, you're like, oh, that's a good one. Um, so Women of STEM of the Week has gotten out of control.
4:04 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
4:05 Hannah Berner? Everyone is-
4:05 Paige DeSorbo? They're now nominating themselves.
4:07 Hannah Berner? They're nominating themselves in a great way.
4:09 Paige DeSorbo? I'm like, I could Google that. So we can't actually put you as Women of STEM.
4:13 Hannah Berner? But shout out to, first of all, I didn't watch the Kentucky Derby.
4:18 Paige DeSorbo? Neither did anyone, is that a thing?
4:20 Hannah Berner? I, people, I guess, watched.
4:21 Paige DeSorbo? They do.
4:21 Hannah Berner? And the first woman trainer won.
4:26 Paige DeSorbo? Yes, I saw that.
4:26 Hannah Berner? When I first heard that, I thought they meant, like, the woman riding the horse.
4:32 Paige DeSorbo? The jockey.
4:32 Hannah Berner? The jockey. And then I started to think, why the fuck? Is every jockey five two, 110 pounds and they're all men?
4:39 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
4:40 Hannah Berner? They should just be a bunch of Sabrina carpenters.
4:42 Paige DeSorbo? Right.
4:42 Hannah Berner? And the girls would crush it as jockeys, but there's not one jockey that's a woman.
4:47 Paige DeSorbo? I feel like the girls are like, nah.
4:49 Hannah Berner? I also feel like the girls don't want to like force horses to do things they don't want to do. Like the men are, they like to control where girls are like, if the horse wants to eat a dandelion, let him eat a dandelion.
5:00 Paige DeSorbo? Do you know that they walk the horses out with their horse best friend? So that they're not stressed walking to like the stable that they take off from.
5:09 Hannah Berner? That's me and you on Jimmy Fallon.
5:10 Paige DeSorbo? No, literally. I was like, I have a horse best friend.
5:16 Hannah Berner? Wait.
5:17 Paige DeSorbo? I literally go places with my horse best friend. Wait, speaking of Jimmy Fallon, I saw him this weekend.
5:24 Hannah Berner? Wait, tell me everything.
5:25 Paige DeSorbo? I went to the like F1, like pre-race at like the preliminary. I have no idea what it was. All I know is I wore a linen set.
5:35 Hannah Berner? Which a linen set is always a risk.
5:37 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, because like you sit, you literally get in the Uber to go there and then you get out and you're like, I'm a wrinkled mess.
5:42 Hannah Berner? One thing people hate is wrinkles. One thing that'll get them worked up online is a wrinkle.
5:48 Paige DeSorbo? People have said some of the meanest things to me ever because my pants were wrinkled.
5:54 Hannah Berner? Also is everyone out here just like ironing every second of the day?
5:58 Paige DeSorbo? The internet made me buy a steamer closet. I'm like, guys, I can't be steaming all day long. Same with like things getting tailored. They're like, it doesn't, it doesn't fit. I'm like, is everyone running to the tailor the minute they buy something from Zara? Like, give me a fucking break.
6:14 Hannah Berner? So you're in your gorgeous white linen set.
6:16 Paige DeSorbo? Anyway, my gorgeous white linen set, I'm two cocktails deep. I see Jimmy Fallon from across the way and I'm like, my first instinct is always like.
6:26 Hannah Berner? Don't say anything.
6:27 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, you don't, you won't remember who I am. So like, I'm not going to even put you in that awkward position.
6:31 Hannah Berner? Cause that would, I don't know if you could like survive that kind of interaction.
6:35 Paige DeSorbo? I'd melt because I wouldn't, I, but I always start being like, I don't know if you remember.
6:41 Hannah Berner? Yes, you don't assume.
6:42 Paige DeSorbo? Usually the like, someone will cut me off if they're like, don't be stupid. We'd like just talk.
6:46 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
6:47 Paige DeSorbo? So whatever. I see him and I go up to him and he's like, oh my God, like, what are you doing here? And I don't know why, I was just like, I'm all over.
6:58 Paige DeSorbo? I don't know what I'm doing here.
7:00 Hannah Berner? He's smoking a cigarette, like, I've been around these streets.
7:03 Paige DeSorbo? And like, I have a slick back pony, and that's all I was in charge of for the day.
7:10 Hannah Berner? It is funny how these random sporting events, like the celebs that come out.
7:14 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, it was fun, but the one, my biggest takeaway from the weekend was a girl on TikTok was like, it's my 28th birthday, that girl Maddie, you know, that blonde girl, we know, that Maddie.
7:27 Hannah Berner? Oh, yes.
7:28 Paige DeSorbo? She was like, oh, it's my 28th birthday and whatever.
7:30 Hannah Berner? Which is crazy, because in my head, she's my age, but, I mean, like, we're the same age.
7:33 Paige DeSorbo? Right.
7:33 Hannah Berner? Like, she's not my age, I'm her age.
7:35 Paige DeSorbo? Exactly.
7:35 Hannah Berner? Yeah, 20, I'm turning 28.
7:37 Paige DeSorbo? She's not our age.
7:37 Hannah Berner? She's not our age.
7:38 Paige DeSorbo? We're her age.
7:39 Hannah Berner? We're all 28.
7:39 Paige DeSorbo? I felt so compelled, I commented.
7:41 Hannah Berner? What'd you say?
7:41 Paige DeSorbo? I said 28 was my, hands down, my favorite year of my twenties by far. Doesn't even compare to another year. 28 is just such a good age because you're too far from 30 for people to be like, oh, my God, you're almost 30, but you're also too far away from 25, so people respect you.
8:03 Hannah Berner? Wow.
8:04 Paige DeSorbo? They're like, oh, she's a woman.
8:06 Hannah Berner? You nailed it.
8:06 Paige DeSorbo? I feel like you start to be a wom- you get a different confidence, I feel like, at year 28.
8:11 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
8:11 Paige DeSorbo? And then it's all downhill from there, but anyway.
8:13 Hannah Berner? I was thinking about aging and how, I'm like, aging sucks, like, you get older, you lose, you lose strength, you lose how you look, whatever. You get happier.
8:23 Paige DeSorbo? In so many different situations.
8:24 Hannah Berner? Every video I've seen of women in their 40s, 50s, 60s, just being like, guys, your twenties is the worst mental health of your life.
8:32 Paige DeSorbo? I mean, the amount of women that are hotter after having children.
8:35 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
8:36 Paige DeSorbo? I'm like, how do you do it?
8:36 Hannah Berner? Also, there's a hotness that comes with liking yourself. That's some woo woo shit.
8:43 Paige DeSorbo? So.
8:43 Hannah Berner? Did we film?
8:44 Paige DeSorbo? Oh, yeah, we had like a quick convo and he was great, but anyway, so I'm talking, so whatever, this girl posted this video that she's turned 28, and I'm like, oh, my God, I love 28. And then I'm sitting and I'm thinking, oh, my gosh, when I turned 29, something happened and I was like, I'm allergic to alcohol. Like, I could no longer drink from 29, 30, 31, 32. I'm now 33.
9:11 Paige DeSorbo? In the past, like, four to five months, I've been experimenting, like, can I drink?
9:18 Paige DeSorbo? Mama's back.
9:20 Hannah Berner? Oh, no.
9:21 Paige DeSorbo? Everyone should prepare for this summer because I had a cocktail and I was like, okay, I feel good. But usually I can take one cocktail. And then I was like, let me try another one. So I have another cocktail and I'm like, guys, are we going out tonight?
9:34 Hannah Berner? What kind of cocktail?
9:36 Paige DeSorbo? Actually, it was really annoying. It was, we were at like a Carbone sponsored something like, I don't even know what it was. And so I asked for a Hugo spritz and they were like, we only have Carbone spritzes. And I'm like, guys.
9:51 Hannah Berner? That's like when you say I want it.
9:52 Paige DeSorbo? You don't though, because you have all the ingredients back there. I hate when places do that.
9:57 Hannah Berner? Can I have a spray? And they're like, we only have.
9:58 Paige DeSorbo? They're like, well, it is a Hugo spritz, but it has like grit. I'm like, okay, whatever.
10:02 Hannah Berner? I have no idea what a Hugo spritz is.
10:04 Paige DeSorbo? It's like Saint Germain. That's all I know.
10:07 Hannah Berner? I don't know either, but I want it.
10:09 Paige DeSorbo? I don't need to know. I'm not the one making it. I don't need to know what's in it. So I had three cocktails.
10:15 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
10:16 Paige DeSorbo? And I went home and took a nap. It was the best ever.
10:19 Hannah Berner? You know what's crazy? I came here today to announce something as well. I'm hungover.
10:24 Paige DeSorbo? Who are we?
10:26 Hannah Berner? But this is the thing, I'm actually, you know, when, oh my God, whenever I would drink, you guys know I love sleep. Whenever I drink in my twenties, I always wake up at 7:00 AM. It's like a weird thing.
10:37 Paige DeSorbo? I know people like you.
10:37 Hannah Berner? Cause normally I sleep till 10:30, 7:00 AM, I'm up and I, my body refuses. And then I feel like kind of a.
10:43 Paige DeSorbo? Is it a little anxiety?
10:45 Hannah Berner? My body is just like, we, something weird happened last night and we're a little scared.
10:50 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
10:50 Hannah Berner? And then I wake up and then I, like, right now I'm okay, but it's gonna hit me in like four hours. I'm gonna be like, I've been hit by a car.
10:58 Paige DeSorbo? Well, I was supposed to go out Saturday night, but I got home and I, I looked at Joe and I was like,
11:03 Hannah Berner? You're not doing it two a day.
11:04 Paige DeSorbo? Order a pizza. Like, I'm not redoing my glam. That's insane.
11:09 Hannah Berner? Oh, my God. Well, the mental fortitude you have to have to like, go out, perform, be hilarious, and likeable.
11:17 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
11:17 Hannah Berner? And make everyone's day.
11:19 Paige DeSorbo? Chatting.
11:20 Hannah Berner? Come back home and then do it again, not in one day.
11:23 Paige DeSorbo? No.
11:23 Hannah Berner? No.
11:24 Paige DeSorbo? I feel like I've talked to so many girls that are like, oh, I don't drink either. And not because like, Of like a substance issue, but it's like, oh, my stomach hurts or like I vomit or whatever. And I genuinely think it was my anxiety taking over so much and I truly feel like my bodies. Like I needed this past year to get my like body re-regulated from the past like three years. And I think that's why I can drink again, because I'm like so much calmer and like.
11:55 Hannah Berner? I love how you're like, guys, if you get mentally healthy, you can binge. You could binge alcoholic.
12:00 Paige DeSorbo? You can become an alcoholic again.
12:01 Hannah Berner? Well, I.
12:02 Paige DeSorbo? Wait, you haven't even said anything about my hair.
12:05 Hannah Berner? Your bangs.
12:05 Paige DeSorbo? Oh, yeah.
12:06 Hannah Berner? You have bangs? Your hair is, is that real?
12:09 Paige DeSorbo? I've had bangs.
12:10 Hannah Berner? I know, but this is like fresh bang?
12:12 Paige DeSorbo? Oh, yeah, I did maybe trim them like two weeks ago.
12:15 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
12:15 Paige DeSorbo? Actually, they could even be trimmed.
12:16 Hannah Berner? Your hair is insanely long.
12:18 Paige DeSorbo? Well, I can do this better. This was my first time trying my, I have a new product. New product alert. Just like a random hot tools, but everyone has a crimper now. The thing to do now is crimp.
12:30 Hannah Berner? Wait, what? I thought we just got the, the other hot.
12:33 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, well, you have to have different versions.
12:35 Hannah Berner? But also the crimp, not the like, it has to be like a big crimp, not like a little.
12:39 Paige DeSorbo? It's a three-pronged crimp.
12:40 Hannah Berner? Okay, because I've done the other crimp. You look like you're an eighties singer.
12:43 Paige DeSorbo? Didn't do the appropriate steps prior, but once I get the hang of it, it's over for you bitches.
12:50 Hannah Berner? Why do I feel like everyone's trying so hard to look like they just woke out of bed, woke up out of bed with their hair? But I, that's, this is just how I woke up, actually. Actually, this is my hair I got rained on at the bar last night.
13:04 Paige DeSorbo? Who, what is this podcast?
13:06 Hannah Berner? No.
13:07 Paige DeSorbo? Rained on at the bar on a Sunday night? Whenever I went out on a Sunday night, my mom would be like, really, Paige? A Sunday?
13:16 Hannah Berner? Why I like the gigglers is because there was a moment where I was going to cancel and I go, the gigglers need this from me. They need the story.
13:22 Paige DeSorbo? Okay, well, before you tell the story, let me. Let's actually preface the story. So Friday night, everyone has the most ambitions ever. We get a text message from Stassi Schroeder at group chat. Hey, when can we hang out this weekend? We figure out that Sunday night is our night. That's when all three of us are free. Sunday morning comes, I wake up and I'm like, you thought? Like, I can't, guys, I can't, I can't go out tonight to a dinner or something. So I'm on FaceTime with Hannah and I'm like, I'm gonna text in the group chat and say that I can't go. And in my head, I'm like, if I can't go, my friend's not going. Like, she's also busy. I literally said in the group chat, don't hang out without me. I'm too tired, I can't come. Crickets. Crickets.
14:06 Paige DeSorbo? I, then I'm laying in bed, a couple hours later, I go to FaceTime Hannah, no answer.
14:11 Hannah Berner? Which never happens.
14:13 Paige DeSorbo? I go, if this bitch went out and didn't even say, oh, by the way, me and Stassi are actually, I'm like, so you went out of the group chat, you texted on your guys' own and was like, she's a loser, she's not coming. What's our plan? Because maybe, maybe I would have rallied, thrown my hair up in a top knot of some sort.
14:36 Hannah Berner? How dare you right now turn this on me? Because you got out of it and I was protecting you, not forcing you to come out with us.
14:45 Paige DeSorbo? And that's a different perspective.
14:47 Hannah Berner? And there's two sides to every story.
14:48 Paige DeSorbo? And I didn't look at it from that lens. Thank you so much.
14:51 Hannah Berner? And you're like, you left me. I'm like, you literally got out of it before me.
14:54 Paige DeSorbo? I mean, and we all know, you could have texted like, I'm still going. I could have been like, have fun, bitch. Like, I'm.
14:59 Hannah Berner? It was raining.
15:00 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, that was crazy. You wanna know what? That was my first thought waking up in the morning. I was like, it's gonna rain all day.
15:07 Hannah Berner? My thing also, I didn't go out Saturday because I was fully prepared for this. This was my social event of the weekend. And also, I've been touring my whole life, so I'm like, I have a. I'm a rock star and I have an open weekend and I felt and Dez was gone and Butter and I can only talk so long.
15:22 Paige DeSorbo? Right.
15:23 Hannah Berner? So I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna go out and I don't know what people order at the bar nowadays. I got nervous. I almost ordered apple juice. Like I was.
15:32 Paige DeSorbo? What did you order?
15:33 Hannah Berner? I said, I got my classic vodka soda with a little pineapple on top. And I think everyone's gonna laugh at me and everyone goes genius. So then I'm feeling myself. I'm like, I'm back. She's back. But I'm such a slow drinker that my like ice melts all the time.
15:50 Paige DeSorbo? Well, because you're talking so much. Where see, I'm a fast drinker because I'm like, I don't want to participate.
15:56 Hannah Berner? I'm talking, talking, talking, talking. Everyone else is getting other drinks. I'm behind. They think I'm not fun. I'm like, I'm coordinating a conversation.
16:03 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
16:03 Hannah Berner? I'm the host. Like I'm the emcee. I'm the emcee of the event. I I'm asking people questions. I'm tagging along. I'm getting people involved who weren't involved. Like I am orchestrating.
16:13 Paige DeSorbo? Literally anytime I've ever been in a group setting.
16:16 Hannah Berner? Reunion. I'm Andy Cohen.
16:20 Paige DeSorbo? You do get this weird, like almost like, okay, I gotta work.
16:24 Hannah Berner? I'm responsible.
16:25 Paige DeSorbo? We were invited to a dinner. You don't have to make a speech and you don't have to make a speech. You're like, no, people are waiting for my speech.
16:32 Hannah Berner? Have I ever just like disappeared in the background of a group setting? Never in my life. Where that is your role.
16:37 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, which is I think why I feel so comfortable with you because I'm like, I've yet to find a man. I'm like, you go, you do it. You be in charge. Well, because one, I hate that. But with you, I'm like, yes, she's in charge. I wonder what that is, that I can't let a man take control because I'm like, you're taking away my rights.
16:59 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
17:00 Paige DeSorbo? But when it's like your best friend, you're like, you go, you do it. How many times have I been like, you go first?
17:07 Hannah Berner? Every time. Well, actually, you don't even tell me. I just know. I just know. Well, I don't read the comments, but someone commented on something being like, I don't understand how they're actually friends. They're so different. And I'm like, okay, first of all, like.
17:20 Paige DeSorbo? A Taylor's oldest time. What? Re- watch any Mary Kate and Ashley movie.
17:24 Hannah Berner? A hundred percent. But like, we're different, but we're different in a way. Where like you still see us in the same friend group.
17:29 Paige DeSorbo? Hannah, we're really not not different. I think we've made it a bit that like we're so different. But like if you get in there and to our core, it's the same DNA.
17:40 Hannah Berner? And someone was like, they're both Italian, that's their whole thing. And I'm like, sorry for having a brand.
17:43 Paige DeSorbo? So sorry for having ancestors. What do you want me to tell my great grand? I'm gonna go fuck herself.
17:47 Hannah Berner? Say I'm something else. Sorry, I have an identity.
17:50 Paige DeSorbo? Speaking of being Italian, I watched Green Book over the weekend.
17:53 Hannah Berner? It won like an Oscar.
17:54 Paige DeSorbo? I haven't watched it since it came out.
17:56 Hannah Berner? Yeah, so good.
17:58 Paige DeSorbo? Literally one of the best movies of our time. Anyway, that was. It was new on Netflix. I was like, yeah.
18:08 Hannah Berner? I was thinking how two friends, we always, if they're like the same, they annoy each other, but like you need your friend to be different from you. And like to the point where like, we're in a marriage and like I am the boyfriend. Like I've fully taken on all the roles of the man one. And like, it really makes our relationship work. Like I, like, I wake up in the morning and I literally treat you like my girlfriend. I'm like, is she comfortable? Is, does she like the routine right now? Is she okay? And like, that's why our relationship functions well. Cause like, we have a.
18:39 Paige DeSorbo? We have each other's backs.
18:40 Hannah Berner? Yes, we have each other's backs.
18:41 Paige DeSorbo? You know, so many times like me and Hannah will call each other and like we'll gossip and there's, you know, this is what I can.
18:49 Paige DeSorbo? Can compare it to. You know, when you go out to dinner with a couple.
18:53 Hannah Berner? Yes.
18:53 Paige DeSorbo? And maybe you and your significant other have had a little tiff a couple of days prior, or even like the morning prior. Or like, you're like, I want this to change or I want that to change. And then you go out to dinner with a couple and you are like,
19:09 Paige DeSorbo? I'm in a perfect relationship.
19:14 Paige DeSorbo? What was my point?
19:18 Hannah Berner? Are you saying that we're good friends? I go, back to me?
19:23 Paige DeSorbo? So I feel like every time we get on the phone to gossip.
19:26 Hannah Berner? You're like, oh, thank you.
19:28 Paige DeSorbo? I'm like, oh, my God, Hannah, there are other best friends out there that are just like, it's not it. It's not it. And the one of them should get out. They should both get out. But I feel so secure with you after I'm around other girls because I'm like, you guys aren't real friends. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be in a real friendship. It's the same like when you get home from dinner and you're like, to your boyfriend or your husband or whatever, you're like, wait, we do love each other.
19:54 Hannah Berner? Also, the fact that we like never get photos taken of us unless it's like we had to be in an event that like contractually, we had to get photos is good friends too. It's like, it's not performative. It's like, you know, those performative friends who are like, out having fun together again, out having fun together. I'm like.
20:11 Paige DeSorbo? Well, we're also in our 30s now. Like, we wouldn't post that even. Like, we, you change. Once you get in your 30s, you're like, I don't need to perform that I'm out having fun because I'm out having fun. Where like in your 20s, you want, you want people to have this idea of you.
20:29 Hannah Berner? Is this fun? This is fun. I also think that we don't actually like people besides gigglers. So I was telling you, like, the reason social media is so annoying is because it's like waking up and then having to walk into a party and have people talking to you you don't want to talk to. That's what scrolling your phone feels like. That's why I follow cat accounts and Architect Digest.
20:49 Paige DeSorbo? It's so funny because like being in Miami, all there's, same with New York City, but being in Miami, there's like some of the most beautiful girls you've ever seen in your life. And they're like walking down the street and like their tits are out and they're just like, they have like the cutest little dog. And anytime I'm like, like on a walk with Joe and I see like a hot girl, in my head, I'm like, this girl's a giggler. Like, I can just tell. And so every time a girl will walk by and then like notice it's me, like, I feel like we have like a weird eye thing. And then I like kind of turn to him and I'm like, are all the gigglers just the hottest girl you've ever seen in your life?
21:27 Hannah Berner? Literally.
21:29 Paige DeSorbo? No, I met two the other day. I was like, guys.
21:31 Hannah Berner? Gorgeous.
21:31 Paige DeSorbo? Get on a runway. Get out of here. What are you doing at the dog park?
21:35 Hannah Berner? And then I met some gigglers who. We're here for F1 and they were like, oh, we're like head of marketing for whatever and we're the bosses. And I was like, obviously, obviously. Also, I just have to do a quick showing of my moose knuckle shoe. Steve Madden.
21:51 Paige DeSorbo? Take it off, put it on the table.
21:52 Hannah Berner? It's too sticky under there. It's too, I feel like that would, also, you're trying to lower my WikiFeet rating. I know exactly what you're doing. Okay, for people who don't know, Paige is like a 4.9 in WikiFeet.
22:05 Paige DeSorbo? 4.7, I think.
22:07 Hannah Berner? No, it's 4.9, I checked recently.
22:10 Hannah Berner? And I'm 4.8. Um, and you are out here like, you're actually like-
22:16 Paige DeSorbo? Am I showing my feet that much?
22:18 Hannah Berner? You post your full grid post.
22:20 Paige DeSorbo? Is my foot?
22:21 Hannah Berner? Oh, yeah. And I was like, she's trying to hide it at this point that she's a, like, you would make actual money on Foot OnlyFans.
22:28 Paige DeSorbo? There should be no billionaires, so I'm giving my feet for free. Okay? It would actually be unfair.
22:34 Hannah Berner? But I have to say, these moose knuckle shoes, first time I wore them, I didn't know that they actually go in between your toe and the other toe. I thought it was just aesthetic.
22:41 Paige DeSorbo? Oh.
22:41 Hannah Berner? I feel violated right now. It feels like I'm wearing a thong.
22:45 Paige DeSorbo? It's giving, to me, it feels like toe socks. I've actually never even tried one on.
22:49 Hannah Berner? It's invasive, for sure. But then I kind of like it. I'm kind of like, is this fun? There's intrusiveness happening.
22:55 Paige DeSorbo? You won't wear a thong.
22:57 Hannah Berner? But I'll wear a toe thong.
22:58 Paige DeSorbo? But you'll literally put it in between your toes.
23:00 Hannah Berner? Because it's ugly and it's not for men. That's why I'll do it. Thongs are for men. Are thongs for men? Are thongs pick me?
23:08 Paige DeSorbo? No, they're not.
23:10 Hannah Berner? Then why do you wear them?
23:11 Paige DeSorbo? Because I think they're more comfortable. And I don't want them, my underwear to show in any pants. So I never have to think about my underwear showing in pants because I only have thongs.
23:21 Hannah Berner? You're a slut.
23:25 Hannah Berner? At what point did you start wearing-
23:28 Paige DeSorbo? Do you know Daphne Brand made a-
23:34 Paige DeSorbo? Made granny panties.
23:36 Hannah Berner? As they should.
23:37 Paige DeSorbo? Or you.
23:37 Hannah Berner? As they should. Wait, when did you first start wearing thongs?
23:41 Paige DeSorbo? I think high school.
23:43 Hannah Berner? Did Kim say anything? Was Kim like, like, did you go to Victoria's Secret?
23:46 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, here's the thing. Kim and I like.
23:50 Hannah Berner? Love a thong.
23:53 Paige DeSorbo? We were working, okay? Like, we were putting outfits together on Monday for Friday night football games. Like, we had a bit, we were running a business. We knew which days we went to the mall.
24:05 Hannah Berner? Maybe if you knew what a business was.
24:07 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, maybe you had a business. You'd be passionate about it. So like, Kim and I were working. We never got into like, the weeds of.
24:15 Hannah Berner? The whys.
24:17 Paige DeSorbo? No, me and my mom in high school never got into the weeds of like, a daughter fighting with their mom. Like, we just didn't do that because we were all business.
24:24 Hannah Berner? Yeah, but she was like, this Capri requires this thong.
24:28 Paige DeSorbo? Yes. Like, she told me what to do. I did it. And then, but then I gave back to her, like, I need X, Y, and Z. I need salmon on Tuesday nights. Like, certainly, like, we don't vary working relationship in high school.
24:41 Hannah Berner? My mom was like, hey, are you gonna start shaving above your knee? And I was like, I didn't know that was a thing. And she's like, just, never mind. And I was like, okay. Don't ever bring that up again.
24:49 Paige DeSorbo? I was shaving top, bottom in fifth grade.
24:51 Hannah Berner? Yeah. No, my mom was like, I think shaving should be a thing we should start if you want, but if you're uncomfortable with it, it's fine.
24:58 Paige DeSorbo? Well, if you want to really talk about like, girly, every Saturday morning.
25:03 Hannah Berner? Oh, I can't wait to tell you my Saturday morning. Go.
25:05 Paige DeSorbo? Every Saturday morning, my mom would run the bath, and she would mix up some type of potion that she would put all over her face. And in our, like, the house I grew up in, like, you could like, step into the tub. So it was almost like there was like, a bench outside the tub. And so I would lay on the bench, and she would like, shave, and she would essentially be actually getting ready for Saturday night. But she would be doing this like, all Saturday. So like, to me in my head, Saturdays were like, you were grooming. You groomed yours. And so that's why now Sundays, I'm like, I try my products, and I do my hair oil.
25:45 Hannah Berner? Saturday morning.
25:48 Hannah Berner? My dad wakes me up. It's goat time. He's written a chart.
25:52 Paige DeSorbo? Never saw my dad on a Saturday. Didn't even know he was allowed to be alive on a Saturday.
25:58 Hannah Berner? Woke me up sweating. So in his bedroom, he had a treadmill and weights. So he would, he, it was actually so cute. He'd draw this chart that showed all the weights and exercises I had to do with stretching in between. And when I finished it, I had to check. So he'd be working out and I'd be working out and we'd be doing weights. At like eight. And then I would run on the treadmill and I'd listen, I'd blast the Space Jam soundtrack. And that was our Saturday morning.
26:28 Paige DeSorbo? Olympian athlete.
26:29 Hannah Berner? Yes, it was crazy. And then sometimes we lived right by Prospect Park. So sometimes he'd be like, we're doing laps in the park. And we'd run together around the park until I was like too tired. And if someone like passed us, he'd be like, we gotta get him. And we'd be like racing around people.
26:46 Paige DeSorbo? Our own, Kim and I's only cardio, Cross Gates Mall, Saturday afternoon.
26:50 Hannah Berner? And then he would take me to tennis.
26:52 Paige DeSorbo? Our Saturday's gonna have been more different.
26:54 Hannah Berner? Then we'd get home and then eat some pasta. That was probably similar.
26:57 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, that was definitely similar.
26:58 Hannah Berner? But um, the Saturday mornings blasting Space Jam, just like imagining I was gonna win the US Open. That was what I did.
27:04 Paige DeSorbo? Wow, you have ambition.
27:05 Hannah Berner? Babe, you have a mission too, but it's for beauty.
27:07 Paige DeSorbo? That's true.
27:08 Hannah Berner? And.
27:09 Paige DeSorbo? Mine was vain.
27:10 Hannah Berner? Yours was.
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31:44 Paige DeSorbo? No, if I'm wearing a hat, I'm a different person. Okay, the weather totally changes how you feel and it's obviously like getting a little cooler out and I'm a different girl in a turtleneck.
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32:15 Paige DeSorbo? I'm a creative director of somewhere.
32:19 Hannah Berner? Then boots with a little kitten heel or a high heel. When I'm wearing boots, I command a room.
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34:11 Paige DeSorbo? Actually, I meant to tell the gigglers because I've never like been in warm weather for as long as I have been the past couple of months. Do you use a, um, it's like really not going to be interesting at all. It's just like legit girl stuff.
34:24 Hannah Berner? Yeah, logistics.
34:25 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, this is like serious. Do you use a leave-in conditioner?
34:28 Hannah Berner? I have so many times bought it trying to be that person, but I never have convinced myself.
34:34 Paige DeSorbo? I can't not use a leave-in conditioner.
34:36 Hannah Berner? Do you use it in the shower?
34:37 Paige DeSorbo? No, when I get out, I put it in.
34:39 Hannah Berner? And then you have to wash it out?
34:41 Paige DeSorbo? No, you leave it in.
34:43 Hannah Berner? Really?
34:45 Paige DeSorbo? Leave-in conditioner.
34:46 Hannah Berner? Do you spray it on?
34:47 Paige DeSorbo? No, I use the Crown Affair one and I really like it. I've tried a couple and this one is my favorite.
34:54 Hannah Berner? And you think it works?
34:56 Paige DeSorbo? I think it works, but like, okay, perfect example is like I didn't put it in last night because I was going to do a hair mask and then I fell asleep. And so I feel like my ends are a little like, and this is air dried, and then I did my crimp.
35:06 Hannah Berner? I have been getting some TikToks being like, I'll buy anything Paige Sorbo recommends. And like, I fear, um, we've lost the plot. I fear girls are spending all their money on random shit that you're telling them.
35:20 Paige DeSorbo? It's not random. It's fun stuff that I like that really works.
35:23 Hannah Berner? Yeah. And then six months later, you're like, guys, I actually hate it. And it's a hairspray that I've been using on my pussy.
35:30 Paige DeSorbo? No, I, now you have me thinking. I think I'm going to do a TikTok every week of like products that I've used that week that I like and I don't like.
35:37 Hannah Berner? Please, actually, please, that'd be so good. But also that is our newsletter too. Like the newsletter.
35:42 Paige DeSorbo? Oh, right. Yeah, but like you can't see me in the newsletter. And so like some things like you would know.
35:47 Hannah Berner? You should. Well, because one thing about you is you will be trying everything.
35:50 Paige DeSorbo? I will be trying everything and every season I like to change my makeup bag. Like, okay, we used that blush now for the past three months. Let's switch it up. Summer is coming. My makeup bag is different.
36:01 Hannah Berner? You're an actual influencer.
36:03 Paige DeSorbo? It's my hobby.
36:04 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
36:05 Paige DeSorbo? Some girl like Giggler DM'd me something like, I forget. I forget what she even said, but basically calling me like ridiculous. And then she was like, but like in a nice way. And then she was like, and then I remembered, that's just your hobby. Keep going.
36:17 Hannah Berner? Let her have joy.
36:19 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, let her like hop on on a Sunday evening.
36:21 Hannah Berner? But we're so opposite. I don't believe in any product. I think it's all made up. I think it's all marketing.
36:26 Paige DeSorbo? Except the other day I texted you and I said, I really think you should get microneedling.
36:30 Hannah Berner? Which I'm gonna do.
36:31 Paige DeSorbo? And you were like, I'm gonna do it.
36:33 Hannah Berner? Really good, actually.
36:33 Paige DeSorbo? I really enjoy it. And you're really not even, you don't even see the benefits until you've done it like two, three times.
36:39 Hannah Berner? That's how they get you.
36:40 Paige DeSorbo? That I go back on.
36:41 Hannah Berner? You don't see the benefits once you do it eight hundred times. The movie gets really good, like forty minutes in.
36:46 Paige DeSorbo? That's how I feel with laser hair removal. They're like, don't worry, it'll be gone in twenty years.
36:50 Hannah Berner? Laser hair removal saved my life because I had an ingrown hair problem.
36:54 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, like your bikini line?
36:56 Hannah Berner? Since I was little, because I was running and sweating everywhere, I was getting these like horrible.
37:01 Paige DeSorbo? And I was exfoliating at eight.
37:02 Hannah Berner? See, I didn't know what exfoliating was. I also was using Nair, which I think that started COVID act- actually Chernobyl.
37:09 Paige DeSorbo? I forgot.
37:10 Hannah Berner? Chernobyl is from Nair. My mom and I had a Nair phase where we'd be like, Nair time. And the room would smell like Chernobyl.
37:18 Paige DeSorbo? This is so niche and so Italian. Did you ever bleach?
37:22 Hannah Berner? No.
37:22 Paige DeSorbo? Never?
37:23 Hannah Berner? Like your butthole?
37:24 Paige DeSorbo? No, like.
37:27 Paige DeSorbo? Nope.
37:27 Hannah Berner? Which I still don't understand what's going on.
37:30 Paige DeSorbo? You know what? I do have a couple of friends who have.
37:32 Hannah Berner? Bleach your butthole hair or skin? I thought it was bleach your butthole hair.
37:36 Paige DeSorbo? Definitely not. It's your skin.
37:39 Hannah Berner? What? Who even knows what color their butthole skin is? How do you even see that?
37:47 Hannah Berner? I've never once, and guys, I'm not trying to be pick me, but like,
37:50 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
37:50 Hannah Berner? I hear men talk a lot.
37:52 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
37:53 Hannah Berner? Unfortunately, I'm in circles where men are, like, men talk in front of me like I'm a boy.
37:58 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
37:59 Hannah Berner? Never once they've been like, she's really hot, but then like, you're an asshole, like, wasn't bleached. Like, they don't.
38:05 Paige DeSorbo? I think about that sometimes when like, I don't shave. I'm like, he's not, he doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't even know where he is. Please. I like he's fine.
38:13 Hannah Berner? It's hard telling people they need to bleach their butthole.
38:15 Paige DeSorbo? They click a lot of people do it. In my twenties, I had like two friends that like did it consistently.
38:21 Hannah Berner? Oh, there's upkeep required?
38:22 Paige DeSorbo? I believe so, because I think it fades. What were we talking about before that we got to this?
38:28 Hannah Berner? How did we get here?
38:29 Paige DeSorbo? Oh, because you don't really have like dark hair.
38:31 Hannah Berner? You know, when I dyed my hair blonde that one time?
38:34 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
38:34 Hannah Berner? I could see a mustache. Because our hair is dark, it almost like all blends, but if you were blonde, you'd be like, oh, I have a mustache.
38:41 Paige DeSorbo? Before laser hair removal, I used to bleach my arms and my like hair on my face, like in high school.
38:50 Hannah Berner? I love that for you. Who did it?
38:52 Paige DeSorbo? Myself.
38:53 Hannah Berner? You're actually an artist.
38:54 Paige DeSorbo? No, Sally Hansen, I'd like mix it up every Friday night before I went to like the football game, I would be like bleaching. And my girlfriends in high school would always be like, oh, my God, like the hair around your forehead is always like lighter than your real hair. And I would just be like genetics.
39:10 Hannah Berner? But you were bleaching it?
39:11 Paige DeSorbo? It was because I was bleaching like any facial hair, but I was, I would never tell anyone that. Because no one was as Italian as I was. So I wouldn't say, they were like all blonde. I was friends with in high school, everyone was blonde hair, blue eyes and had the biggest boobs in the world. And then it was me. So they never.
39:29 Hannah Berner? Literally Audrey Hepburn and a bunch of Marilyn Monroe's.
39:31 Paige DeSorbo? Yes.
39:32 Hannah Berner? I don't know how you survived that.
39:34 Paige DeSorbo? Stephanie didn't.
39:34 Hannah Berner? Thank you for speaking up about that.
39:36 Paige DeSorbo? Thank you, because my best friend, Stephanie is like Irish and German and God knows what, she does not have a single hair like on her body.
39:45 Hannah Berner? When my mom went to Cornell, shout out to my smart mom, she was like one of the few Italians.
39:51 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, I just like, my mom has dark hair.
39:55 Hannah Berner? Can I actually talk shit about my husband?
39:58 Paige DeSorbo? I'm waiting.
39:59 Hannah Berner? So as you guys know, Dez got his knee surgery. So to get his knee surgery, they shaved his leg.
40:05 Paige DeSorbo? Okay.
40:06 Hannah Berner? One of his legs. So it's been like a week and a half. And he looked at me and he's like, look at my leg. And I'm like, what? And he's like, look at it. I'm like, what do you want to show me?
40:15 Paige DeSorbo? No hair.
40:16 Hannah Berner? His hair hadn't grown back.
40:18 Paige DeSorbo? Your kids are gonna be really lucky.
40:21 Paige DeSorbo? Well, let's hope that his-
40:22 Hannah Berner? That they take after him.
40:22 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
40:23 Hannah Berner? And I'm sitting there and I have a five o'clock shadow.
40:25 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
40:25 Hannah Berner? And I shaved earlier that morning.
40:27 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
40:27 Hannah Berner? And I'm like, it's just crazy.
40:29 Paige DeSorbo? My kids are like already hairy. That's how hairy I am. I'm already booking my daughter laser hair removal.
40:35 Hannah Berner? My kids are gonna come out as a hairball, just like.
40:37 Paige DeSorbo? Katie's gonna birth her and it's just hair.
40:40 Hannah Berner? Wait, kids who come out with like full dark?
40:42 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, it's gonna be my child.
40:44 Hannah Berner? It's so cute.
40:46 Paige DeSorbo? My children's gonna come out with like full ringlets and like ask me where the leaving conditioner is.
40:51 Hannah Berner? Kids are gonna have a mustache.
40:52 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
40:53 Hannah Berner? Um, did I talk about my dermaplane incident with the TSA agent?
41:00 Paige DeSorbo? You know, I think that one slips through the cracks. I'm not sure that we've heard that.
41:03 Hannah Berner? Okay, so as you guys know not to brag.
41:05 Paige DeSorbo? I mean, that is a weapon.
41:06 Hannah Berner? I'm flying.
41:07 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
41:08 Hannah Berner? Five times a week sometimes. I have it down to a science. I know exactly what to do to make everything smooth. So it's always the end of the tour that shit starts to go awry. It's like the universe stops protecting me.
41:20 Paige DeSorbo? They're like, go home now.
41:22 Hannah Berner? Let it go.
41:23 Paige DeSorbo? Your aura is too across the country.
41:26 Hannah Berner? You're burnt.
41:27 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
41:27 Hannah Berner? You're, what do they say, cropped? No, you're chopped.
41:30 Paige DeSorbo? Chopped.
41:32 Hannah Berner? So I'm in, fuck it, where the fuck was I?
41:35 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, it doesn't matter.
41:36 Hannah Berner? North Carolina, I think. And my luggage gets pulled to the VIP line.
41:43 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
41:44 Hannah Berner? Pulled to the side.
41:47 Paige DeSorbo? They need to take a second look.
41:48 Hannah Berner? And immediately, I'm, I actually get furious. Like I get a little Karen in the head of like, I do this every week. Why is this now?
41:56 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
41:57 Hannah Berner? Like, what's different? And like, cause they actually-
41:59 Paige DeSorbo? What could you have possibly found that the hundreds didn't?
42:01 Hannah Berner? Yeah, yeah, like, oh, you guys have seen something. Anyway, so it's this like thirty-five year old guy and he's just doing his job. And he was like, do you have any liquids? And I'm like, no, I'm not fucking dumb. I don't, I fly every day. Like, I'm not, I mean, I didn't talk like that, but I was just like, no. I only have my Dunkin' refreshers.
42:20 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
42:20 Hannah Berner? And he's, so he's like looking through everything and obviously my bag is a fucking mess. So they open it up and you get exposed. And it's just bad. And I'm like, there's no way he's gonna shut this. Like, you know how hard it was?
42:34 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
42:34 Hannah Berner? And I'm just sitting there like, this is so fucking- And he can't find anything. So I'm like, this is on you guys. Like, what did you? You're the one who got me here. You're asking me what the problem is when you said there's a problem. You tell me what the problem is. So finally, he's looking through my makeup bag and I was like, whatever. And he pulls out my derma plane razor and he's looking at it for like three minutes.
42:56 Paige DeSorbo? No, this could be an entire show.
43:00 Hannah Berner? So, and I'm looking at him because I'm annoyed. So I'm not giving him anything. I'm just, he's just looking at it. And finally he looks at me, he goes, what is this?
43:10 Hannah Berner? And I go, sometimes I got these little goat hairs on the bottom of my chin. I said, someone's got little hairs and it takes the hairs off my chin. And he looks at me and he's like.
43:19 Paige DeSorbo? It's essentially a really thin razor.
43:21 Hannah Berner? Yeah. So then he starts like trying to take it apart and it's like a nice derma plate. It's like a heavy one. Like it's one of those things that I got like three years ago. It probably doesn't work anymore.
43:29 Paige DeSorbo? Do you have a derma plane in your eyebrows?
43:31 Hannah Berner? I'm scared.
43:32 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
43:33 Hannah Berner? I'm scared. I have like intrusive thoughts that I'd be like, what if I just.
43:37 Paige DeSorbo? Because I feel like it would, it would be so, like, why don't people do that more? Because is it?
43:42 Hannah Berner? It's harder to control it, I think.
43:44 Paige DeSorbo? But is it essentially shaving? I don't know. Whatever.
43:46 Hannah Berner? So he, he's looking at me, I'm looking at him. He like doesn't trust me or something. So he goes, hold on one sec. Gets his manager, holding my weapon. And he's basically up to her. He's like, is this a gun? Like he's, he's talking to the lady. It was a full 15 minutes of him talking to this woman, deciding. So he comes back and I go, look, sir. I've been flying with this weapon um for six months now and it's never been a problem. Why is it getting flagged now? And he's like, well, technically it is a razor and you're not allowed to have razors. And he, he takes it apart and you could pull, he goes, see this is, I'm like, well, you just broke it. And he's like, okay, well, do you want it without the razor? And I go, no.
44:27 Paige DeSorbo? I want the plastic wand.
44:29 Hannah Berner? That was a plastic wand. So.
44:31 Paige DeSorbo? I have enough microplastics in me, sir. I'm not like taking this now for the rest of my journey. You've stolen the good part.
44:39 Hannah Berner? So he's like, sorry, you can't have your full um sword. And I was just like, okay, you win.
44:46 Paige DeSorbo? It's crazy because I have a razor in my carry on all the time.
44:49 Hannah Berner? It never gets, yeah, I've never gone. So like, it was this huge deal. And then I was at the point where I was like, do I, just for women, argue that like, this is important to have in our bags? And that like, also.
45:01 Paige DeSorbo? And you know what? I do need a razor on me at all times because people are crazy.
45:06 Hannah Berner? Also.
45:07 Paige DeSorbo? Speaking of not all men, I got into the Uber this morning and my Uber name says just P, just the letter P. And I get in the Uber and he was like, oh, what's P for? Like Patricia? And I was like, oh no, my name is Paige, but I put P because I don't want the person to know if I'm a girl or a boy, like before I get out there. And he, I did say get out there. Before I really get going. And he like started laughing and he was like, oh, yeah, that's actually really smart. You never know. So then I'm in the back of the Uber and I'm like,
45:45 Paige DeSorbo? you don't ever know. Do we know right now though? Like, are we both in like?
45:51 Hannah Berner? You're going, no, you never know, but do I know?
45:53 Paige DeSorbo? Are we in agreement right now that we're not gonna know, we're gonna know that you're gonna take me to the destination, I'm gonna get out and then you're gonna leave. Like, we're not gonna do this on a Monday morning at 8 a.m. But I was like, wow, a grown man whose job is to drive people around was like, really smart idea because you never know. That's scary. It's so scary.
46:14 Hannah Berner? That, yeah, the person.
46:16 Paige DeSorbo? He's like, yeah, no, these people are fucking nuts and they'll take people.
46:19 Hannah Berner? He's like, you know how easily I could fucking take you right now?
46:22 Paige DeSorbo? You, yeah.
46:23 Hannah Berner? Do you remember when you'd get off at airports? Well, they're still there and people would just be like, hey, do you want a ride? Do you want a ride? I don't know how it happened, but I was at a young age and I couldn't get a taxi and some guy was like, hey, and he just like seemed nice. And it was like a white van. And I remember thinking like, this is the last time I'm ever gonna see my family. And I didn't have, my cellphone was dead. It's like one of those situations that I'm like, only I would find myself. My cellphone was dead. I was in a white van. I don't know directions.
46:50 Paige DeSorbo? Should I just suffocate myself or are you gonna do it? You want me to just, I'll start it. I mean, you literally gave it to them on a goddamn platter. He like slides the Pandora open. I almost was like, this is boring. This is too easy. I want a little bit of a fight or something. I was like taking this out of my go. He calls his mom. He's like, she wants to come with us. So I don't, I don't know what to do. Actually Nikki Glaser in her special this past weekend was like talking about how American women aren't getting sex trafficked as much as like European women, which, fine, whatever. They are hotter, but every single day I'm like, someone's trying to take me. Did she say in the bathroom stalls? There's like a warning.
47:34 Paige DeSorbo? In the women's stalls, it's always like, if you're being sex trafficked, where it's like in the men's stalls, it's like. Do you want a cig? Yeah.
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53:35 Hannah Berner? You know what? That made my day because someone's looking out for me. Someone cares about me because other people didn't believe in me. They were like, I see her nail journey and I don't want to be part of it.
53:45 Paige DeSorbo? A strict regimen.
53:47 Hannah Berner? And I actually like waited for you. Like I was like.
53:49 Paige DeSorbo? This is the longest I've ever gone. I've gone like six weeks.
53:52 Hannah Berner? It's pretty crazy.
53:53 Paige DeSorbo? It's disgusting.
53:53 Hannah Berner? Me and you both watched at least the beginning of
53:56 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
53:56 Hannah Berner? The documentary.
53:57 Paige DeSorbo? Should I marry a murderer?
53:58 Hannah Berner? I marry a murderer.
53:59 Paige DeSorbo? I keep falling asleep. I thought it was AI. I thought she was AI.
54:03 Hannah Berner? Because she's so expressive.
54:05 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, I actually had to go back and in the beginning and I was like, did they do a warning?
54:09 Hannah Berner? She should have her on podcast. She's really
54:11 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
54:12 Hannah Berner? Um charismatic.
54:13 Paige DeSorbo? There's also something about like a British documentary that I'm just like.
54:17 Hannah Berner? It's Scottish.
54:19 Paige DeSorbo? Oh.
54:19 Hannah Berner? And the whole time they say, Melde, Melde, Melde. Did I marry Melde? Yeah. Melde.
54:28 Paige DeSorbo? I was on my phone for most of it.
54:30 Hannah Berner? Scottish people, it's an incredible accent. I can't.
54:34 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
54:34 Hannah Berner? I think you were having trouble understanding possibly, but if you don't, okay, it's incredible. This is incredible documentary because it's literally about how long will you stay with a guy if he's six four? She brings it up multiple times. She's like, but he's six four and he's six four and he's six four. And she literally is like, he took a, I think, okay, fast forward if you don't want to hear what happened, but she meets this guy on Tinder, six four and she's sold.
55:00 Paige DeSorbo? Yep.
55:01 Hannah Berner? And he loves her and then he's like, I have to tell you something. And it's funny when a guy says, I have to tell you something, you, you like, your life flashes before your eyes. You're like, of all the horrible things, like what could it be?
55:11 Paige DeSorbo? See, I usually know. I'm like, I've been waiting. Yeah.
55:14 Hannah Berner? Oh, you finally want to.
55:15 Paige DeSorbo? I'm like, why don't you tell me? Mm hmm. You're kidding. And what was that? Yeah, we already do. The group chat do, okay?
55:25 Hannah Berner? So this guy's like drinking and driving with his twin who's also six four, which I think adds the lore.
55:30 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
55:30 Hannah Berner? Like maybe she, whatever threesome, whatever. Okay. So he kills an old man and hits him with the car, which like, look.
55:39 Paige DeSorbo? Oh, that's how he killed him?
55:40 Hannah Berner? You didn't watch the documentary at all, babe. That was literally two minutes in. The entire premise, did I marry a murderer? You didn't watch it.
55:48 Paige DeSorbo? I couldn't understand them.
55:50 Hannah Berner? It was actually shown in a visual that he hit him with the car.
55:54 Paige DeSorbo? I was on TikTok.
55:56 Paige DeSorbo? I was well, just asking. Kitty was getting brushed.
55:58 Hannah Berner? I was buying a crupper.
55:59 Paige DeSorbo? That at the same time that me and you are getting our nails done, Kitty will also be getting her nails done.
56:07 Hannah Berner? You got a groomer to come to your house?
56:08 Paige DeSorbo? Yes. Well, she goes into like a little van. She gets extra big.
56:13 Hannah Berner? Oh, she's allowed to go to the.
56:14 Paige DeSorbo? She goes into a little, yeah, she's an animal.
56:16 Hannah Berner? She's like, Mom, have you checked this guy's license?
56:20 Paige DeSorbo? She goes down in her Louis Vuitton case and she's like, um.
56:23 Hannah Berner? My butter would never.
56:26 Paige DeSorbo? Well, I want to get her like her nails trimmed, her paws trimmed.
56:29 Hannah Berner? Does she get a gloss?
56:31 Paige DeSorbo? Get her hair washed for like the summer.
56:34 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
56:34 Paige DeSorbo? So like every like three months, 10 weeks, usually I give her, I get her a little spa day. She loves it. Kitty loves getting brushed. It's her hobby.
56:44 Hannah Berner? And then when she walks back in the house, like, is she like, stop looking?
56:48 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, she knows.
56:49 Hannah Berner? So then this guy hit an old man with his car, which look drunk driving is beyond fucked up.
56:56 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
56:56 Hannah Berner? And he knew that like he's in trouble.
57:01 Paige DeSorbo? So he kills him on accident.
57:02 Hannah Berner? Also, when you're drunk driving, assume you're gonna kill someone.
57:05 Paige DeSorbo? Right.
57:05 Hannah Berner? But like he drunk drove.
57:07 Paige DeSorbo? Drunk driving is really, really annoys me because I'm like, it's one thing I just like, I just never have like done. I've never been in the situation to drunk drive, honestly.
57:16 Hannah Berner? Drink and I never drive.
57:18 Paige DeSorbo? Can't drive. I can't drink.
57:20 Hannah Berner? And growing up in the city, we had a lot less drunk driving incidents because not one, none of us had licenses. So it's crazy how like in a suburb, how many kids get in trouble. But anyway.
57:30 Paige DeSorbo? And they can't drive to beginning.
57:31 Hannah Berner? Don't drink and drive and stop smoking cigarettes. It's not cool. I don't care if Addison Rae did it. Anyway, I'm everyone's mom today. So they hit the guy and they realize he's still fucking alive. But instead of calling an ambulance, they like changed their clothes and they bury him.
57:47 Paige DeSorbo? Alive?
57:48 Hannah Berner? I don't know if he was alive, but he had died by that point, but in like the forty minutes that he was dying, he could have been saved. So she's like, oh, this is layers of diabolical.
57:57 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
57:58 Hannah Berner? But then she's like, he is six, four. And. He makes mistakes, but she decides she's gonna tell the police.
58:09 Paige DeSorbo? He confesses this to her.
58:11 Hannah Berner? Yep.
58:11 Paige DeSorbo? She calls the police and what did the police say?
58:14 Hannah Berner? She finds out from him where the body's located, like the police would have never found it. And she's drinking a Red Bull and she drops the Red Bull right where the place is. So she marks it like she's fucking full. She's also woman of the stem of the week.
58:27 Paige DeSorbo? And she's doing that for the cops?
58:29 Hannah Berner? For the cops. They're like farmers on like acres and acres. And he also like cuts up bodies and stuff like, oh, he's a hunter.
58:37 Paige DeSorbo? Yes, okay.
58:38 Hannah Berner? Which I thought this was gonna get way more interesting and be like, this, this is one of the many people he killed. He's not like a serial killer, which was kind of disappointing, but um.
58:49 Hannah Berner? The crazy thing is though, the cops don't protect her. The cops.
58:54 Paige DeSorbo? She calls the cops. She's like, hey, this guy killed him.
58:57 Hannah Berner? They bring him in and they are like, we think that you.
59:01 Paige DeSorbo? Killed this guy.
59:02 Hannah Berner? Killed this guy and he denies it. And then when he gets out, she doesn't know if the cops talked to him or not about her. And he calls her and he's like, where are you? And she's like, I cannot be with him. But she has to pretend that she's not like hanging out with the murderer that she just tried to get to prison. But he's six, four, so she's like, come in, baby. And he looks at her and he's, he doesn't know. But then the cops go to check in on her, cause she was like, I'm gonna like, I could get killed right now. They, and they know her name. So they go Caroline. And then he, and he's like receptive. He goes, how did they know your name?
59:36 Paige DeSorbo? Oh my god, how, are these the dumbest cops in America?
59:40 Hannah Berner? Do you not protect her at all? Like that's mo- mostly what you get from the documentary is how like this woman put her life on line. And like it really ruined her life.
59:49 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
59:49 Hannah Berner? But then during covid, she can't tell anyone.
59:55 Hannah Berner? Her story.
59:56 Paige DeSorbo? Mm hmm.
59:56 Hannah Berner? Because the cops told her she can't. So she's like losing her mind alone. He's out by the farm, I think. Something happened, but basically she's like, he's the only person I could like beat myself with. So she moves back in with him.
1:00:08 Paige DeSorbo? Oh, my god. That's insane. I've stayed for some crazy ass things, okay? I am not one to talk, but.
1:00:16 Hannah Berner? Well, you know what? Oh, so this is what happens. He finds out she was the one who told.
1:00:21 Paige DeSorbo? And yeah, obviously.
1:00:23 Hannah Berner? He's gonna kill her and he comes up to her and he cries and he goes, I shouldn't have put you in that position. And like, I'm so sorry. And like, you did what you had to do. So then she's like, I'm in love with you again. Cause she's like, he's honest. He understands me. He sees me and he's like four. So she and and they're cute together.
1:00:45 Hannah Berner? So then you're like, who am I rooting for? Ultimately, um, I'll let you guys watch the end, but they don't.
1:00:51 Paige DeSorbo? No, come on.
1:00:52 Hannah Berner? He goes like 12 years.
1:00:53 Paige DeSorbo? And he's still in jail. 12 years?
1:00:56 Hannah Berner? I know. It should have been more, but they weren't able to prove that the guy was alive when he first hit him.
1:01:02 Paige DeSorbo? So it's more like a hit and run?
1:01:03 Hannah Berner? Yeah. So she, but she's, she went, her life was ruined from it, just from meeting this tall guy on Tinder. So just like, watch out. In these streets.
1:01:13 Paige DeSorbo? My gosh.
1:01:14 Hannah Berner? And don't drunk drive. He love bombed her, but like, he was so nice and stuff.
1:01:19 Paige DeSorbo? And probably just like was a different personality. Like they lie and change their personality.
1:01:23 Hannah Berner? Do you know what it gives? It gives that friend that like is horrible to other people, but they've never been mean to you. And you still hang out with them. And you hear all these stories and people warn you and you're like, but they're literally nice to me.
1:01:35 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
1:01:35 Hannah Berner? And then when they fucking do something crazy, you're like, why didn't I listen? But you're like, because they were being nice to me.
1:01:40 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
1:01:41 Hannah Berner? And that's, see the signs. It's, but also.
1:01:44 Paige DeSorbo? When was this? What year was this? Like how?
1:01:46 Hannah Berner? During covid.
1:01:47 Paige DeSorbo? Wow. So not that long ago.
1:01:49 Hannah Berner? Also, oh, also, I forgot to tell you, she's a doctor. She's not a dummy. She's a full doctor.
1:01:56 Paige DeSorbo? Okay.
1:01:58 Hannah Berner? And that's why the police also were like, she's not a vulnerable victim. She's smart. And it's like, just because she's smart.
1:02:02 Paige DeSorbo? Right.
1:02:03 Hannah Berner? Cause I mean, she's not vulnerable against.
1:02:04 Paige DeSorbo? Right. Like he's still.
1:02:06 Hannah Berner? A six, four alcoholic.
1:02:08 Paige DeSorbo? And he belated her.
1:02:08 Hannah Berner? Which look, a six, four alcoholic, we've all dabbled.
1:02:12 Paige DeSorbo? If I had a goddamn nickel.
1:02:17 Hannah Berner? An alcoholic has a crush on you, ooh, he, he chases your ass.
1:02:21 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, cuz he can't see.
1:02:23 Hannah Berner? The voicemails you get.
1:02:26 Paige DeSorbo? He thinks you have a twin, okay?
1:02:31 Hannah Berner? But, and her job.
1:02:32 Paige DeSorbo? One time I was dating this guy and he was an alcoholic and he would like try and convince me that he wasn't an alcoholic. And one time we like went out or something.
1:02:41 Hannah Berner? The way to know if you're an alcoholic is if you have to try to explain to someone why you're not an alcoholic, continue.
1:02:47 Paige DeSorbo? He tried to tell me that someone roofied him. I was like, I was like, babe.
1:02:52 Hannah Berner? It was you.
1:02:55 Paige DeSorbo? He's like, no, I'm telling you, like, they got it out for me. I'm like, no one slipped something in your eight drinks that you had.
1:03:04 Hannah Berner? That you made for yourself.
1:03:05 Paige DeSorbo? But honestly, in the moment, I was like, oh my God, it's crazy, who?
1:03:09 Hannah Berner? I was a little kid, be jealous. I'm like, why did my boyfriend get roofied and not me?
1:03:13 Paige DeSorbo? Cuz he's lying.
1:03:16 Hannah Berner? During college, I roofied, like, I was really scared about everyone getting roofied.
1:03:20 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah. I got roofied twice in my adult life.
1:03:23 Hannah Berner? Oh my God.
1:03:24 Paige DeSorbo? In my most recent time, I was probably 26, I think was the, was the last time. It was like a Halloween party. I don't think someone intentionally tried to roofie me. I actually think, which is a great situation. Cuz I'm like, now I'm picturing the guy is probably like, I didn't want Paige to drink it. Who the fuck cares about me? I think it was intended for someone else because I grabbed the wrong drink.
1:03:50 Hannah Berner? Your long fingers.
1:03:51 Paige DeSorbo? And so I kinda like did it to myself.
1:03:53 Hannah Berner? No, stop victim blaming.
1:03:55 Paige DeSorbo? No, I didn't. But when you get roofied, it hits.
1:03:58 Hannah Berner? Like immediately.
1:03:59 Paige DeSorbo? Instantly. Like, I think I, and the only reason I knew is because it was my first drink.
1:04:06 Hannah Berner? So there's a nail polish out there that you can dip into drinks and it turns a different color if there's a roofie in it.
1:04:12 Paige DeSorbo? That's nice.
1:04:13 Hannah Berner? Yeah.
1:04:14 Paige DeSorbo? And those girls made that like coupled, like they made like a, it looks like a hair tie that you can like put over your drink.
1:04:21 Hannah Berner? Also, there's a new camera that these girls invented that's in your beret. No, not beret. It's a hair clip.
1:04:28 Paige DeSorbo? Obsessed.
1:04:29 Hannah Berner? It's a hair clip. So if you wear a hair clip, it films. So you can like get content, whatever, but also it can like protect you in a night out. That would be funny though. I mean, not funny, but if you wake up, you're like, what did I do last night? And then you just watch it with your friends. You're like, that was crazy.
1:04:46 Paige DeSorbo? See, in my head, I'm like, you get your boyfriend this new gift and you're like, wear this out every night.
1:04:52 Hannah Berner? Cause you're Russia.
1:04:53 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, cause I'm crazy, but it's fun sometimes.
1:04:57 Hannah Berner? It is, it is. I got the mango pineapple Duncan refresher. It's so refreshing for a Monday after drinking the night before.
1:05:04 Paige DeSorbo? Oh my gosh, this is your first hungover refresher. I got a berry acai refresher and it's just like my new personality recently. I think it is my favorite flavor.
1:05:13 Hannah Berner? You love that color purple.
1:05:15 Paige DeSorbo? Well, I think it's my aura.
1:05:17 Hannah Berner? Is that your aura?
1:05:17 Paige DeSorbo? No, it's pink, but like.
1:05:19 Hannah Berner? Yeah. Maybe it's, maybe your aura's changed.
1:05:21 Paige DeSorbo? This on a Monday? No.
1:05:24 Hannah Berner? Pink, it could be pink, purple.
1:05:26 Paige DeSorbo? I'm pink.
1:05:26 Hannah Berner? I'll have to DM Michaela and just be like, hated Paige's aura change. She's been acting kind of awful lately.
1:05:32 Paige DeSorbo? She's crimping her hair. Um, things are crazy.
1:05:36 Hannah Berner? Also, do I look tan? Okay, nevermind.
1:05:39 Paige DeSorbo? Not like particular, like.
1:05:42 Hannah Berner? I did, actually I'm sunburned.
1:05:43 Paige DeSorbo? Like laid out.
1:05:45 Hannah Berner? I'm actually quite pink.
1:05:46 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah, no, you're not tan. But it'll turn in like three days. When we come back to do Friday's episode, it's your turn.
1:05:51 Hannah Berner? Everyone look the fuck out. Oh, also, we're going to LA this week.
1:05:55 Paige DeSorbo? Oh, yeah.
1:05:57 Hannah Berner? We're leaving Wednesday.
1:05:58 Paige DeSorbo? Yes.
1:05:58 Hannah Berner? For the Netflix is a joke, have gotten a lot of messages being like, we can't wait for the Giggly Squad show. And I'm like, just letting you guys know, it is an interview show.
1:06:06 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah.
1:06:06 Hannah Berner? We're, for the first time ever, we're interviewing people live.
1:06:09 Paige DeSorbo? Important people.
1:06:10 Hannah Berner? Very important. We've, we've written it out. We hope that it goes well.
1:06:14 Paige DeSorbo? Netflix was like, hey guys, what do you want to name your show? And we were like, hey, what show?
1:06:21 Paige DeSorbo? They're like, when you interview Kate Hudson, Mindy Kaling,
1:06:24 Hannah Berner? No, this isn't an interview show.
1:06:26 Paige DeSorbo? And Hannah goes, um, uh, how about just like Giggly Squad interviews important people? And they go, we love it. And I was like, Hollywood is a joke. Hollywood is a literal joke.
1:06:38 Hannah Berner? They go, perfect. Incredible.
1:06:39 Paige DeSorbo? They're like, wow, that's so artsy, so funny.
1:06:41 Hannah Berner? But I also love that they're like, these girls never interview people. Let's, this will be perfect. So I've been talking to gigglers. I'm like, this isn't normal Giggly Squad. Like, we're not like throwing rocks at men. We have to like ask professional, important women questions.
1:06:54 Paige DeSorbo? But Mindy Kaling's gonna be there.
1:06:55 Hannah Berner? I mean, Mindy Kaling, Kate Hudson, also Brenda Song has been everywhere on my feed. She like really knows sports.
1:07:00 Paige DeSorbo? Yes, she does.
1:07:01 Hannah Berner? Have you seen her like yelling at everything? So, um, it'll be iconic. I don't know what I'm wearing yet.
1:07:05 Paige DeSorbo? Me neither. I'm deciding today.
1:07:07 Hannah Berner? Know what I'm wearing, but us in LA is a different animal.
1:07:11 Paige DeSorbo? I know, but we're not staying that long, which.
1:07:13 Hannah Berner? Probably good.
1:07:14 Paige DeSorbo? Yeah. We could stay the weekend though. But we have cats.
1:07:18 Hannah Berner? We do have cats. We have a family. Um, we love you guys so much for giggling with us. Thank you Duncan for sponsoring the episode. And we'll talk to you guys later. Bye.
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