The Fat Electrician's SECOND Binder? | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 228

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:27Speaker 01

  We went to Atlanta?

• 0:28The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 0:30Speaker 01

  Sir, a second binder has hit the algorithm. It's like, girl boss, girl boss, girl boss.

• 0:35The Fat Electrician?

  How big are their tits?

• 0:38Speaker 01

  I'm looking for the Lara Croft Diamonds in the Rough.

• 0:41The Fat Electrician?

  And give me them triangles, baby!

• 0:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, those were the good old days, the race wars.

• 1:07Speaker 03

  Pause, really quick, two thanks. Three. Three thanks. May- maybe four. Maybe four. But fast. Y'all, holy shit, the tickets are insane. Uh, great news, because of you, we added a second show in Des Moines, so come watch us, oh god, oh god. We have two shows now in Des Moines, so tickets open back up. San Antonio, was sold out. And because y'all, we now went from this, the empire, to this, the majestic. So our warm-up small show went to our largest main show.

• 1:46Speaker 03

  Oh, we are so stoked and really cannot stress how excited we're going to see you all. And if you've been to one of these shows, you know how they are. They are a fucking blast. Can't wait! Go get your tickets now. Second, I joined the military because of Metal Gear Solid. And Metal Gear Solid Delta, Snake Eater just came out. Hey, you were pretty good. Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing here? I love Metal Gear. So I'm stoked for the new shoes! Tiger Strike? What's next, starts in? And, oh my god, the Flect Harn turned out so amazing! Oh, look at them!

• 2:28Speaker 03

  And every one of those have a little surprise to them. Third amazing, amazing job so far with the fitness. I cannot stress it enough. Y'all are crushing it and it's amazing to see the progress and the change that is happening. And more importantly, the community that is coming together to help each other out. And if there's anyone swinging by just to see an update on Brandon or anything like that, I will just defer to his video because he is way more well spoken and he does a fantastic job of explaining it. Oh, okay. Back to the show and again, thank you, thank you, each and every one of you. Love, love, love, love, love. Today's unsubscribe episode is brought to you by booking.com.

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• 3:34Speaker 03

  Two, one.

• 3:42Speaker 03

  Dude, Nick is taking this fitness challenge so serious. He's like, I drink water now.

• 3:46The Fat Electrician?

  What do you want from there?

• 3:47Speaker 03

  No, I just want to see your ass.

• 3:48Speaker 01

  I was gonna say, what's in the cup, Nick?

• 3:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, I want to see what's.

• 3:52The Fat Electrician?

  Don't worry about it.

• 3:53Speaker 03

  Don't worry about it. I'm still counting my calories. My macros are good.

• 3:56The Fat Electrician?

  Less calories than Bush Light.

• 3:58Speaker 03

  Uh, can we close the blinds right there? Got you, chief. And thank you, bye bye. Tism.

• 4:05Speaker 01

  Eli's tism right out the gate.

• 4:07Speaker 03

  It's like everyone looks off on light.

• 4:11The Fat Electrician?

  Eli Cam.

• 4:13Speaker 01

  It's like you guys look less brown than normal. Something's wrong.

• 4:15Speaker 03

  I don't like this. Fix the lights. We'll do it live.

• 4:20Speaker 01

  Cody, would you like to kick us off? Hi, everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by the gang. I've got Eli Double T.

• 4:27Speaker 04

  Bad electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. We have a gang podcast going on.

• 4:32Speaker 01

  First one in a while.

• 4:33The Fat Electrician?

  This is true.

• 4:34Speaker 03

  This is like, this is gonna be our prep before we go into the live shows.

• 4:39Speaker 04

  Oh, is this, oh, is this?

• 4:40The Fat Electrician?

  This is a trial run?

• 4:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is the trial run.

• 4:43Speaker 04

  Oh, no. Guys, if you don't know, we don't go into our live shows with any scripts. We just kind of wing it.

• 4:51The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, we figured it out.

• 4:52Speaker 04

  This is figuring it out right now.

• 4:53The Fat Electrician?

  This is us nonchalantly telling you the ass end of the tour is a lot better than the beginning.

• 4:59Speaker 03

  I hate how true that statement is. That's why we record the last one. That's actually, if you see which one, if we announce which one we're recording, perhaps Phoenix, go to that one.

• 5:09Speaker 01

  Well, no, well, we recorded in Boston, which was our biggest show. And then the one after that, we knew was gonna be a fucking mulligan because it was Buffalo. So we knew Rich, that was gonna completely be different than any other live show. And boy, was it.

• 5:24Speaker 03

  But we got some really good clips of everyone going through tables because that was a normal.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  I didn't know that was just a Buffalo thing.

• 5:31The Fat Electrician?

  I threw Rich through a table left-handed.

• 5:33Speaker 03

  I know.

• 5:34The Fat Electrician?

  That was horrible. Because he hit me up like, three months beforehand and was like, hey, do you think you can throw me through a table? I was like, yes. And then I tore my peck. And then fast forward three months later, I'm drunk at a live show in Buffalo. And Rich pulls out a table and I vividly remember doing this. Two looks of confusion. Okay, not you guys. I look at you and you literally said, what the fuck is going on? And I was like, oh, oh, I'm gonna have to throw Rich through a table left-handed. All right. And I get up and it worked out.

• 6:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, Jamie, bring it up. Show it.

• 6:11The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, there is. I have it on my song. Oh, yes.

• 6:14Speaker 03

  And then we had Brandon getting thrown through it.

• 6:16Speaker 01

  And there were people in the comments that are like, Brandon doesn't even know how to get thrown through a table. I'm like, motherfucker, I'm sorry that for the brief time I was in college, I was actually studying and not figuring out how to get thrown through a fucking plastic folding table.

• 6:29Speaker 03

  Backyard wrestling. And like the show, you've learned live how to.

• 6:34Speaker 01

  You learn as you go.

• 6:35Speaker 03

  That table went like this.

• 6:38Speaker 01

  People were like that actually.

• 6:39Speaker 04

  There was no breaking in the table.

• 6:40Speaker 01

  Apparently it hurts more.

• 6:41The Fat Electrician?

  Called you a bitch.

• 6:43Speaker 01

  Well, apparently it hurts more if you don't do it right. It's like instead of breaking the bottle, the bottle stays intact. It just bombs you. I, I just remember waking up the next morning and I was like, oh man, all right. Let's, you know, take on the day, go home. Oof, like my back hurts. Did I, oh.

• 7:00The Fat Electrician?

  I woke up every morning like, ah, there's so much alcohol. We have to fly now. Land. I take an hour nap. You guys explore or you get your shoes wet and go home. This is true. Socks, socks wet. What, whatever it was.

• 7:18Speaker 04

  What are we gonna tell, like what stories do we, we don't have a plan whatsoever. What stories do you think we're gonna tell on the next one?

• 7:24The Fat Electrician?

  I have rough concept. And we'll figure it out.

• 7:29Speaker 01

  And I'm, I'm pretty sure some of those stories will be about what happened earlier that day. Just in the travel, like whenever you travel with all of us, it's a fucking adventure one way or the other.

• 7:40Speaker 04

  It's pretty fun.

• 7:41Speaker 01

  What are you thinking?

• 7:42The Fat Electrician?

  Just, that's true. Every, every, every town's a little bit different. Whether it's the stewardess that is just like, you guys are kind of funny. Here's eight bottles of little vodka on your two hour flight for each of us, not together. And then, oh my God, are you fat electrician? Oh my God, it's fat. Or was it rich? Who did, who did we have the stewardess in the, everyone?

• 8:05Speaker 01

  We did that to each other a bunch.

• 8:07The Fat Electrician?

  Rich did that to me the first time and, cause somebody recognized me. So then Rich was making a big deal about it. Like this guy's famous to everybody. And then I went to take a piss mid-flight and the stewardess stops me. She goes, so you're like famous or something? And I was like, no, he's an idiot.

• 8:23Speaker 05

  Both of those things are true. You're famous and I'm an idiot.

• 8:27Speaker 01

  You, you remember like the big brother program? That's kind of like what this is with him. He just follows us around and we try to take care of him. He's a good kid. He really is.

• 8:35Speaker 05

  I'm gonna die.

• 8:39Speaker 03

  Well, we're excited for that one. We have that one kicking off and we'll figure it out as we go.

• 8:44The Fat Electrician?

  We should go back to Atlanta just because I want another Euro from that place that had the dirt floor. Me and Rich went next door and there was like this very, very sketchy Euro Shack with I'm not shitting you a dirt floor. And we went in and got Euros and they were delicious. I might've been very drunk, but they were fantastic.

• 9:01Speaker 04

  We went to Atlanta?

• 9:02The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 9:03Speaker 04

  Shit.

• 9:06Speaker 01

  You're like, why?

• 9:08Speaker 03

  Why were we there?

• 9:10The Fat Electrician?

  That's the other thing when people like, when I tell people that we do the live shows or like the YouTube thing, they're like, oh, that's so cool. You get to like travel and see the world. I'm like, not really. I can tell you what the airports look like and what the hotel rooms look like. That's about it. I don't.

• 9:22Speaker 01

  San Diego was cool. Getting to like stay at the beachfront.

• 9:25The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Cause we got, that was like the end of it. So we got to be there for like more time than just, yeah. Go directly to venue, get shitfaced, go to bed, go to airport.

• 9:33Speaker 01

  Yeah. So we get to travel the country and like, yeah, Norfolk, Boston, Chicago, all of the places you wanna go.

• 9:40The Fat Electrician?

  Des Moines.

• 9:41Speaker 01

  Des Moines.

• 9:42The Fat Electrician?

  Don't knock it till you try it. Don't knock it till you try it.

• 9:47Speaker 03

  Everyone's here right now. We can see if we're doing two or one.

• 9:50The Fat Electrician?

  Oh no.

• 9:51Speaker 01

  Are we taking a vote on the podcast?

• 9:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, we can take a vote. I know what everyone else.

• 9:55Speaker 01

  I have my answer. I have my answer locked in. What do you guys want?

• 9:59Speaker 03

  I don't even need his. He already, I know what that man wants.

• 10:02The Fat Electrician?

  Nobody, Rich has never said no to anything.

• 10:04Speaker 03

  No, ever, period.

• 10:06Speaker 01

  No.

• 10:07Speaker 04

  So the vote on whether we're doing two in one night?

• 10:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:12Speaker 04

  I'll do it.

• 10:15Speaker 01

  Nick?

• 10:15The Fat Electrician?

  It's my state. I can't say no.

• 10:18Speaker 01

  Eli?

• 10:19Speaker 03

  I'm texting Ben.

• 10:21Speaker 01

  I was a yes to, so.

• 10:26Speaker 01

  Oh shit. The, remember the one, what, what was the one thing last tour?

• 10:30The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. What was the one, what was the one big takeaway from Nashville for never doing two shows back to back?

• 10:37Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 10:38Speaker 03

  We learn lessons very well.

• 10:43Speaker 01

  It's like the Indiana Jones, "You have chosen porn."

• 10:48Speaker 03

  Chicago, we apologize. We do not know how we will show up the next following.

• 10:52Speaker 01

  We might not. We might just not go.

• 10:56Speaker 03

  Knock on wood that we do make everything. Not that we don't make it. Fuck you, Chicago. We didn't make it.

• 11:05Speaker 01

  We're on dialysis.

• 11:07Speaker 03

  You ready, Cody? Dude, tune in tonight. At least we don't have, the 100 VIP each time is what really fucking killed.

• 11:14Speaker 04

  I think that's, that's what fucked us up a lot was like.

• 11:18Speaker 03

  And you guys are like, we love.

• 11:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're amazing.

• 11:22The Fat Electrician?

  But the pressure of, "I've got, I've got 60 minutes to meet 100 people and you paid a lot of money to be here and I want to like be respectful of that and give you as much time as possible, but also there's 97 more people behind you and I've got.

• 11:34Speaker 03

  Sixty.

• 11:35The Fat Electrician?

  The clock is fucking ticking. Like it's very nerve wracking.

• 11:39Speaker 01

  Mix in four people who are horrifically introverted.

• 11:42The Fat Electrician?

  Right.

• 11:42Speaker 01

  It's like, oh, neat.

• 11:44Speaker 03

  And it's four people and you're like, "Hi, nice to meet you. Fucking great. Okay, I love you."

• 11:48The Fat Electrician?

  Cause now we're, now we're doing 25, right? So we can actually hang out a little bit with everybody. Yeah.

• 11:52Speaker 03

  That was the goal. It's like.

• 11:53Speaker 01

  Way less pressure.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  25 actually talk, hang out and then, then go up on stage.

• 12:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, the knickers were crazy.

• 12:02Speaker 03

  They do.

• 12:03Speaker 01

  Once again, let's get subtitles on that one, editor.

• 12:05Speaker 03

  Really big fan. The biggest, boldest subtitles.

• 12:08Speaker 01

  I saw the subtitles you used last time. Bicker.

• 12:12Speaker 03

  It's like eight font. Like no, we need it big.

• 12:15Speaker 01

  More, more.

• 12:17Speaker 03

  We're excited for that one. And then we have, dude, you're running. We haven't done a gang episode since you've done any announcement.

• 12:24Speaker 01

  That is true.

• 12:24Speaker 03

  Through the chaos of chaos.

• 12:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, chaos of chaos. Everything change on, uh, changes on a day to day basis, but it's, it's, you know, there's certain elements of it I missed.

• 12:33The Fat Electrician?

  Not Tony's sexuality though. He's still gay.

• 12:35Speaker 01

  That was still true.

• 12:38Speaker 01

  Sorry, that was just mean spirited, I'm sorry.

• 12:42The Fat Electrician?

  Fuck you, Tony.

• 12:44Speaker 01

  I, well, the internet's been asking. And, and I haven't had a chance to actually talk to you directly about this, but are we getting another binder?

• 12:53The Fat Electrician?

  Do you want one?

• 12:55Speaker 01

  Do you guys want one?

• 12:57The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, man. Oh, poor Tony.

• 13:00Speaker 01

  I saw that comment as soon as, because we, we had joked about this on a prior episode where, um, how the night before I announced you had that Eye of Sauron tweet, just said soon. And then somebody below it was, sir, a second binder has hit the algorithm.

• 13:19Speaker 04

  Dude, he's been going off this week, too. He's visiting every single county's GOP head.

• 13:25The Fat Electrician?

  Got to run around and pander. I'm not gonna debate, I'm not gonna debate Brandon, dear lord.

• 13:30Speaker 01

  He's never shown up to a debate for that exact reason. He has meetings behind closed doors, not with voters, but with, you know, people that he is.

• 13:36The Fat Electrician?

  Tony Gonzalez looks like Patrick Star fucked a blobfish.

• 13:40Speaker 03

  Dear Christ.

• 13:43The Fat Electrician?

  Tell me I'm wrong.

• 13:45Speaker 01

  What I will tell you is that.

• 13:50The Fat Electrician?

  You know that, you know, the scene in the first X-Men movie, the really shitty first X-Men movie, where they like splice the guy's DNA with a jellyfish and he walks up on land and then melts? That's what he looks like.

• 14:02Speaker 01

  I don't remember that at all.

• 14:03The Fat Electrician?

  Damn, which one's this? The first X-Men movie.

• 14:06Speaker 03

  Really?

• 14:07The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, the politician. They like kidnapped the politician and spliced him with a jellyfish or whatever.

• 14:13Speaker 03

  Yes. Man, that is, I haven't seen that one in a long time.

• 14:17The Fat Electrician?

  That's what Tony looks like.

• 14:19Speaker 04

  All right, guys, we're trying to workshop what we're doing on the fucking live shows. What are we?

• 14:25The Fat Electrician?

  I'm shitting on Tony Gonzalez.

• 14:26Speaker 01

  That, that probably will be part of it, yeah. I, I say probably, it's, let's face it, that's gonna be part of it.

• 14:33Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm. We'll hit those segments. The hard part right now, because we'll, we'll have Mr. Zach coming out for story time. We're letting the audience pick the story. We already know a story. We've talked about this. Zach and me have had phone calls. It's like, hey, we'll present the donkey story and his other kid's story.

• 14:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, Zach's donkey story hit every single time we did it.

• 14:54Speaker 01

  The kid's story?

• 14:56Speaker 03

  No, the one, the French reporters. Oh, that one. But with.

• 15:01Speaker 01

  Oh, I remember that. Yeah, that was a good one. That, that, that actually, that is a really good story.

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• 15:32Speaker 01

  But the donkey story is legendary. Yeah. You're like, it's the Seth MacFarlane. It's like, you know, born to rival Sinatra, forced to, Louis.

• 15:44The Fat Electrician?

  Zack's just like, oh, I have so much potential. Forced to donkey story.

• 15:49Speaker 03

  We'll get a good segment with Nick for a history beat. We got to figure out your intro. Cause it's hard to top last time.

• 15:56The Fat Electrician?

  It is hard to top last time. I could get hurt again. I could do it.

• 15:59Speaker 03

  That's what I'm talking about. It's dedication to the craft.

• 16:01Speaker 01

  I love you to death. I really do. You're, you're one of my best friends on the planet. I hope you get hurt again. Because every time you get hurt, you get autistically hyper focused on a subject and I'm running for office right now.

• 16:15The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, that is true. Oh my God, my other bicep, laser eyes, Tony Gonzalez. The iron giant wing.

• 16:29Speaker 01

  Tony's campaign could survive a lot of things. He can't survive a Nick injury.

• 16:33The Fat Electrician?

  Superman. Have you seen the new movie Weapons?

• 16:36Speaker 01

  No.

• 16:37The Fat Electrician?

  No, I don't want to ruin it.

• 16:38Speaker 01

  Don't give it away.

• 16:39The Fat Electrician?

  Okay, I don't want to ruin it. There's a scene in there where like the bad person does some stuff and people just like go hyper focused like that. It's like, that's, that's the same thing.

• 16:48Speaker 03

  Damn. For that one, yeah. Do that, figure out, I don't know. I think a lot of it will just be a surprise. We'll figure out as it gets closer, we'll, we'll have our little talks and then.

• 16:58The Fat Electrician?

  Okay, good talk. We're going to do exactly what we do every time we film the podcast. Great. Wonderful plan.

• 17:03Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 17:04The Fat Electrician?

  We're going to give them exactly what they showed up for every time.

• 17:07Speaker 01

  That was crazy though. That was crazy with the, the movie Weapons. Cause I didn't realize that the director was one of the kids from, or kids from whitest kids you know.

• 17:16The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 17:17Speaker 01

  I had no idea.

• 17:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, we were talking about that yesterday.

• 17:19The Fat Electrician?

  We were talking, um, I forget, uh, it was me, Hannah, my wife and, uh, her friends. And we were talking about how like, a lot of the people that were like really, really funny as young adults. And like did skit comedy are turning into like really good horror directors. Cause, um, the guy that did, um, Key and Peele guy, him, the whitest kids you know guy. So, interesting.

• 17:40Speaker 03

  I mean, even, uh, Rocka Raka.

• 17:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, he's been into shit like that now.

• 17:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, they've been killing the horror scene for a minute now with A24.

• 17:48Speaker 03

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• 17:54Speaker 01

  Wait, is that not you doing all my yard work?

• 17:55Speaker 03

  On the real, I think we all do use Cash App. Uh, it's a quick way to pay friends if they owe you money. Finn, where's my money? You told me you could beat the house.

• 18:04Speaker 01

  You know the saying, Finn always wins. Real talk though, I've used Cash App like this week.

• 18:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, uh, I think actually that's what we use to pay our boxing instructors.

• 18:13Speaker 04

  We also use it on vacation to pay for rides and just random things.

• 18:17Speaker 01

  It's like, hey, let's split this Uber. Let me wire you $20. It's the two best things. It's easier and it's free.

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  Why did we go to Vegas to build decks? And why were you building decks at two in the morning?

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  Terms apply. That's money.

• 19:28Speaker 03

  That's Cash App.

• 19:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:30The Fat Electrician?

  I'm surprised. Yeah, I didn't even think about that. I I loved watching weapons. I'm not going to give it away, but it's like. There's horror movies where you can see and movies in general, where you can see that there's like some type of societal dialogue, trying to be like an allegory for something else or representative of something else. And with weapons. There just isn't. It's just like, here's a bunch of creepy, disturbing shit back to back to back. Hell, yeah. And then like you go on the internet and ask what it means. And there's just people with like all these crazy theories and all this stuff like trying to like dig into it. They're like, oh, it's about school shootings. It's about this. It's about that. It's about abuse. It's blah, blah, blah. And the director's like, nope, literally not about anything whatsoever. It's just fucking creepy. And I was like, I like it, actually.

• 20:14The Fat Electrician?

  Directors, when they do that, they'll like read this breakdown of what their movie's about and like. Oh, it's not true.

• 20:20Speaker 04

  Is weapons an eight twenty four movie?

• 20:23The Fat Electrician?

  I think it might be.

• 20:24Speaker 01

  It seems like it should be.

• 20:25The Fat Electrician?

  It's it feels like an eight twenty four movie if it's not.

• 20:28Speaker 04

  Getting away with this, dude.

• 20:29Speaker 01

  Forty four percent. They're like the only studio that actually still does new and exciting shit.

• 20:34The Fat Electrician?

  There one, the one eight twenty four movie that's like, in my opinion, slept on was that Death of a Unicorn movie with Paul Rudd.

• 20:40Speaker 01

  I was told that was pretty good.

• 20:41The Fat Electrician?

  Really enjoyed it. It's also, it's it means nothing. There's there's no deeper meaning. It's just a bunch of wild shit happens at the end.

• 20:49Speaker 01

  You mean my entertainment can't, it can be something other than just preaching to me, uh, social policies?

• 20:56The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, correct.

• 20:56Speaker 01

  And it could just be entertaining and I have fun?

• 20:59The Fat Electrician?

  What if we just had fun?

• 21:00Speaker 01

  What if I paid eight dollars to just have a good time for two hours? That'd be pretty cool.

• 21:05The Fat Electrician?

  Eight dollars. When's the last time you went to the movies?

• 21:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't fuck. I stay home nowadays. Like, I just watch this shit on fucking Amazon.

• 21:13Speaker 04

  They just released the new World of Warcraft trailer.

• 21:16Speaker 01

  They said they fucked it up?

• 21:17Speaker 04

  It's, oh, it's like girl boss, girl boss, girl boss. Yeah.

• 21:22The Fat Electrician?

  Wait, there's a new. How big are their tits?

• 21:27Speaker 03

  Nick got himself on that one.

• 21:28The Fat Electrician?

  Tell me, tell me about the jiggle physics.

• 21:31Speaker 01

  Hold on Mike, without skipping a fucking beat. Not a fucking beat.

• 21:35The Fat Electrician?

  I'm looking for silver linings, okay?

• 21:38Speaker 03

  More like Nick said the joke and then laughed harder than I've heard him laugh in a long time.

• 21:44Speaker 01

  I'm looking for the Lara Croft diamonds in the rough.

• 21:48The Fat Electrician?

  Give me the triangles, baby. That was definitely, I let the intrusive thought win.

• 21:53Speaker 04

  My favorite comment on that was, uh, I wish World of Warcraft could go back to the race wars. Where it's like an orc, you know, like orcs fighting humans, that type of stuff. Yeah, those were the good old days, the race wars.

• 22:08Speaker 01

  I don't even play World of Warcraft, but I've just seen some of the shit they've come off, like come out with the last few years, like the fucking Kung Fu Panda shit and whatever.

• 22:15Speaker 04

  It's ridiculous, man. They came out with the fucking furry dragon people. Suddenly you have dragon humans out of nowhere.

• 22:24Speaker 01

  Because like.

• 22:24Speaker 04

  Uh, who's running those game studios?

• 22:27Speaker 01

  To my understanding, didn't they have, um, like there was a, a fan released like OG World of Warcraft thing? And then the studio shut it down.

• 22:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:36Speaker 01

  They're just like, we just want the old game. Like we just want what it used to be.

• 22:39The Fat Electrician?

  Wasn't that called like vanilla Warcraft, vanilla WoW or something?

• 22:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. Well, I, we want the race wars back, you know?

• 22:45The Fat Electrician?

  I remember.

• 22:46Speaker 01

  Again, wise kids, you know.

• 22:47The Fat Electrician?

  Race war.

• 22:48Speaker 04

  Race war.

• 22:48The Fat Electrician?

  I had a bunch of friends that played World of Warcraft. So I mean, the panda thing was like 10 years ago and that's right when I got in, because they were playing all the time because it was a new expansion or whatever. So I got into it and tried, I played it for a little bit and I, obviously I was a giant panda. Like that's funny. And I was, uh, I was a.

• 23:04Speaker 01

  You're a giant panda.

• 23:05The Fat Electrician?

  I was a hunter class. So you get like a gun or a bow or whatever, but the hunters also get like a pet, a companion.

• 23:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude.

• 23:11The Fat Electrician?

  And my companion was a turtle. And my username was porn star and camera guy was the name of my turtle. So I was just running around.

• 23:20The Fat Electrician?

  It was a good time.

• 23:21Speaker 04

  That's dude, that's, that's been my class forever in World of Warcraft as a hunter. That's funny. But yeah, you were talking about the, the whitest kids you know guy in the, that movie.

• 23:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:31Speaker 04

  He did the hot dog thing, right?

• 23:33Speaker 01

  I heard about that. Yeah. He did the seven hot dogs.

• 23:36The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, he has a tribute to his friend that passed away.

• 23:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, Trevor Moore.

• 23:39The Fat Electrician?

  Passed.

• 23:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think he was.

• 23:41Speaker 03

  Seven, I'm.

• 23:43Speaker 01

  It's like an old skit they did.

• 23:44The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, it's an old skit they did in the movie. In the movie, um, weapons, there's like a scene where it's like depicting, you know, like the happy family or whatever. And the, the spouse is walking in with a tray of seven chili dogs or whatever. And it's like a reference to a skit they did a long time ago.

• 24:01Speaker 01

  Cause I think it was a couple of years ago, Trevor Moore, uh, like fell off his balcony or something.

• 24:04The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, like a third story balcony.

• 24:06Speaker 01

  Yeah. And just fucking died.

• 24:08Speaker 03

  No shit.

• 24:08The Fat Electrician?

  He was like young, he's 35.

• 24:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, he suddenly just died after talking about how nine 11 was an inside job. That's crazy.

• 24:15Speaker 01

  He talked mad shit about the CIA and all sorts of things on a very public platform, like Comedy Central for years.

• 24:20Speaker 04

  And then he just fell off his balcony.

• 24:22Speaker 01

  He fell off his balcony.

• 24:25The Fat Electrician?

  Sorry.

• 24:26Speaker 04

  They brought him back.

• 24:27The Fat Electrician?

  That was a funny.

• 24:30Speaker 01

  Nick's intrusive thoughts.

• 24:33Speaker 03

  Open right now.

• 24:35Speaker 01

  I want a Twitter account that just says it. That's just called Nick's intrusive thoughts.

• 24:40Speaker 04

  Wasn't, uh, you, you were saying the dude that directed weapons, he's the guy in the gallon of PCP skit?

• 24:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think so. I think it's the guy.

• 24:48The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 24:49Speaker 04

  A gallon of PCP.

• 24:51Speaker 03

  I've never seen any of these skills.

• 24:52Speaker 01

  Can we?

• 24:53Speaker 03

  I have some catching up to do.

• 24:55The Fat Electrician?

  Have you ever watched whitest kids you know?

• 24:56Speaker 03

  Yeah. The great, yes.

• 25:00The Fat Electrician?

  The Abraham Lincoln one, Abraham Lincoln one's classic.

• 25:03Speaker 03

  The slow, they're the ones that do slow jerk.

• 25:06The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know if I remember.

• 25:08Speaker 03

  This one where it's like.

• 25:10The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 25:11Speaker 03

  Do this. And he's like, what are you doing? You go like that. You do it really quick and you stop. He's like.

• 25:18Speaker 03

  He's like, no, you don't stop, stop making, dude, stop doing it. Hey, what are you doing? Don't grab. Just doing that. Have you seen that one?

• 25:27Speaker 01

  That dude from White is Kids, you know?

• 25:28Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. Yep.

• 25:29Speaker 01

  The.

• 25:29Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 25:30Speaker 03

  I'm gonna have to.

• 25:31The Fat Electrician?

  They had.

• 25:31Speaker 03

  PCP.

• 25:32The Fat Electrician?

  So dude. Was it them?

• 25:33Speaker 04

  Gallon of PCP. That is one of the best gifts they've ever done.

• 25:38Speaker 01

  It's so fucking retarded.

• 25:40The Fat Electrician?

  Their movie was pretty, their comedy movie they did like right after YouTube was pretty good, too.

• 25:44Speaker 01

  Miss March.

• 25:44The Fat Electrician?

  Miss March.

• 25:45Speaker 01

  It was pretty alright.

• 25:46The Fat Electrician?

  I really liked that movie. It was like very like National Lampoon's throwback type thing.

• 25:50Speaker 01

  It's like, it's almost like American Pie-esque.

• 25:52The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, the whole concept of the movie is funny. So like, he's, he's, uh, the dude that directed Weapons is like a devout hardcore, I'm waiting till marriage, like senior in high school. And they, and so is his girlfriend and they're like doing presentations to elementary schools together. This is a venereal disease. It's like a nuclear fucking explosion in the background. Trying to scare kids and they like decide that they're gonna have sex on prom before marriage or whatever. And they're like, they go upstairs at the party and he like goes to lock the door and like slips down the stairs and goes into a coma. And he wakes up like five or 10 years later and finds out that his girlfriend that was waiting for marriage is like the centerfold in Playboy.

• 26:32Speaker 01

  Miss March.

• 26:33The Fat Electrician?

  He has to go on a, a epic road trip with his dipshit buddy from high school. That's now just a complete burnout to try to get to the Playboy mansion to get his girlfriend back. It's fucking funny.

• 26:42Speaker 01

  Who's Trevor Moore.

• 26:43The Fat Electrician?

  Who's Trevor Moore, yeah.

• 26:44Speaker 03

  I've never heard of this.

• 26:45The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, it's really good.

• 26:46Speaker 03

  What's it called?

• 26:47The Fat Electrician?

  I haven't.

• 26:47Speaker 01

  Miss March.

• 26:48Speaker 04

  Be like, I'm there with you, man.

• 26:49The Fat Electrician?

  No shit.

• 26:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, I've never heard of that.

• 26:51Speaker 01

  I watched that years ago. Like, it's old.

• 26:53The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. It's, it's very like National Lampoon's style comedy.

• 26:57Speaker 04

  I like to think I'm big into cinema. I've never heard of that.

• 27:00Speaker 01

  It's like Beer Fest level.

• 27:02The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 27:03Speaker 03

  I'm down for that one.

• 27:04Speaker 04

  It's like Sex Drive.

• 27:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's very much like that.

• 27:06The Fat Electrician?

  It's very, they came out at like the same time, too. So like, I actually get those movies confused in my brain because they're so similar.

• 27:12Speaker 01

  It's the kind of movie that would be on the $3 DVD rack with an unrated cut.

• 27:15The Fat Electrician?

  A hundred percent.

• 27:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, at least they had fun. What about mouthwash? Yeah, it's, it's very funny.

• 27:22Speaker 03

  I've heard of any of this.

• 27:23Speaker 01

  Really? Oh dude, that's, it's really, it's worth watching. That's, we're gonna have like, this episode's gonna be like, fucking tank for viewer retention, because we have so many people with other open tabs watching funnier content.

• 27:34Speaker 03

  They're like, what the fuck is going on?

• 27:36Speaker 01

  Why would you watch this, this fucking episode when you could just watch whitest kids you know?

• 27:40Speaker 03

  Fred, did you see that?

• 27:41The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I saw it.

• 27:42Speaker 03

  Dude, Freddie, Freddie Wong, uh, OG YouTuber, he's one of the goats from way, way back in the day, but he hasn't been around YouTube in a long time. But what he has been doing is working on making movies. He has one, uh, he actually wants to do a phone call with us for funding. It's already almost filmed, which this one is.

• 28:01Speaker 01

  It's a Kung Fu one, right?

• 28:02Speaker 03

  Yes. This one, I'm a hundred, yes, that's the one I'm like a hundred percent Freddie, I will help this. I will get whatever you need, bro. But he just released his other one. They just finished the theatrical run and homeboy went home after that and then put it up on all the torrent files. He put it up on the.

• 28:24The Fat Electrician?

  Like 4K IMAX Dobi surround sound, the full thing.

• 28:28Speaker 01

  10 bit?

• 28:29The Fat Electrician?

  Freddie did?

• 28:29Speaker 03

  Yes, 10 bit 422. This is, this is like the largest file size. This is the raw data.

• 28:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:36Speaker 03

  And he was like, here, you don't get a shitty, you get the master version of this. It's gonna be a hundred gigs to download, but it's Freddie Wong is the one that distributed all of it.

• 28:48Speaker 01

  That's kinda fucking cool.

• 28:48The Fat Electrician?

  And then he did this.

• 28:50Speaker 03

  So, this, I sent it on, dude, Freddie always, every time he has done something, he has fucking genius approach about it. Where did I put that?

• 29:02Speaker 01

  Did he do a message to people who downloaded it at the, oh, nice.

• 29:05Speaker 03

  At the beginning.

• 29:06The Fat Electrician?

  Which makes it better than the actual movie if you buy it on DVD, because it doesn't have the Easter egg message.

• 29:12Speaker 01

  One of the OG greats of YouTube.

• 29:14The Fat Electrician?

  Hey Charlie. Three hundred.

• 29:18Speaker 01

  I have waited my entire film career to be able to pull this move. This is our movie. It just came out today for digital downloader rentals.

• 29:25The Fat Electrician?

  It's called We're All Gonna Die.

• 29:26Speaker 01

  Putting it up on the torrent networks, but I've added something at the very beginning. Ahoy, mates. I'm Freddy Wong and you're about to watch a pirated copy of We're All Gonna Die. And I made it. For this day and age, it's impossible to prevent piracy, so we can't beat them. Join. What you're about to watch is being coded off of the original 4K 10 bit 5.1 master.

• 29:48The Fat Electrician?

  Did Freddy put on like 25 pounds of muscle?

• 29:51Speaker 01

  Oh yeah. He was training for that boxing match that never happened.

• 29:54The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, which boxing match was that?

• 29:56Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 29:57Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 30:04The Fat Electrician?

  That's fucking awesome.

• 30:06Speaker 01

  That's pretty cool. That's.

• 30:08Speaker 03

  Might as well have a tip jar.

• 30:10Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 30:11Speaker 03

  Dude, everything, and I know he thought about that for a long time. He's like, we have to do this. Months in advance. He was like, we have to do.

• 30:17The Fat Electrician?

  I bet he makes a shit ton of money.

• 30:19Speaker 03

  Oh, 100%.

• 30:20Speaker 01

  I mean, you got fucking Charlie talking about it. Like the marketing alone off that move is brilliant.

• 30:24Speaker 03

  Every time he would, uh, man, when he broke down, I think it was why movies suck. It was one video. This is again, 2014. He walked into the office. No one knew he was working on this one movie or clip for Rocket Jump. He walks in, he puts on, he's like, hey, upload that. It was to Laura, Laura. And she's like, what is this? It's like, why films suck now? And he's like, that is hmm, five to 10 million views. Guarantee it. Go for it. No shit. That fucking blew up. He knew exactly what everyone would have wanted at that time. He is. Master craft.

• 30:58Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 30:58Speaker 03

  OG YouTube shit. Yeah. But now he's doing, uh, he did that, which is a genius approach to marketing in business.

• 31:06Speaker 01

  I mean, the early days of YouTube, Freddy walked so that we could. We'd do whatever the fuck we're doing.

• 31:11The Fat Electrician?

  Degenerates.

• 31:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:13Speaker 03

  Oh, it sucks. At that time, there wasn't ad, like ad revenue, any of that shit. You're doing.

• 31:18The Fat Electrician?

  Started, started too late to brute force my way in Hollywood. Started.

• 31:23Speaker 01

  Too soon.

• 31:25The Fat Electrician?

  Too soon to get popular to stream on Twitch, just in time to be an alcoholic. For money.

• 31:32Speaker 01

  Don't talk about me like that.

• 31:37Speaker 03

  Comes like a right here, guys.

• 31:40Speaker 01

  What else have, how goes your streaming stuff? You're doing, you just did the police reaction, the female police.

• 31:46Speaker 04

  I'm about to do that one. Yeah, no, this, this streaming has picked up big time, man.

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• 32:19Speaker 04

  I'm really having trouble figuring it out, but I should still do the main channel anymore. Cause like, I'm tired of the police shootings. I've done a thousand plus videos on that and like, I'm kind of tired with it. It's fun to just hang out with my audience and talk to people all day.

• 32:32Speaker 01

  It is still funny though, cause you're like, I just, I want to do something like you've, because I've, I've known you for a long time. It's been years that you've been trying to find something that can replace the main channel. Cause you're like, I'm just tired of doing police shootings, man. It's just, it's bad for, you know, my mental health and all this shit. I just don't want to do body cam footage anymore. So you turn to streaming and within a week you're doing body cam footage reviews on stream.

• 32:54The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, but he's watching it with 10,000 other people. So it's like.

• 32:57Speaker 01

  Well, it's also not.

• 32:58The Fat Electrician?

  The secondhand PTSD is all spread out.

• 33:01Speaker 01

  Are you dividing?

• 33:02The Fat Electrician?

  He's getting one ten thousandth the amount he's usually getting. I'm not sure them numbers is how it works.

• 33:08Speaker 04

  I'm not doing death anymore either. I'm not like watching people get shot. It's like usually drunk bitches with their titties hanging out.

• 33:15The Fat Electrician?

  No, no.

• 33:15Speaker 04

  And yeah, yeah, apparently those thumbnails do very well.

• 33:19Speaker 01

  You don't say.

• 33:20The Fat Electrician?

  The new World of Warcraft trailer is that out of control, huh?

• 33:24Speaker 01

  Do you remember the old school YouTube where they would like 2000, I'm talking like 2007 YouTube where they would have like a bikini girl in the thumbnail and it was nothing to do with the video?

• 33:34Speaker 03

  The boob, yeah, that boob era of thumbnails.

• 33:36Speaker 04

  The one, the like one frame, yeah.

• 33:39Speaker 01

  And like at fucking, you know, 12 years old, you're like, oh.

• 33:43Speaker 04

  Boob. It still works to this day.

• 33:45Speaker 01

  Who's this PewDiePie guy?

• 33:47Speaker 04

  I've got a one in 10 video right now. It's just because a drunk girl got arrested and her big boobies are out on the beach.

• 33:52Speaker 01

  Thank her for.

• 33:53Speaker 04

  I'm not gonna lie, I fucking just, I put those, that is my thumbnail.

• 33:59The Fat Electrician?

  Which, uh, you just had that, I mean, the female officer that didn't pull a gun.

• 34:05Speaker 04

  That was wild. I haven't done that one yet. I was just showing that beforehand. Yeah, they, they show up to an assault, like an assault warrant and they're trying to arrest the guy and the female officer just doesn't pull anything, even though he's running at them with a knife.

• 34:19Speaker 01

  And she's in the middle.

• 34:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:21Speaker 01

  Like she's in between the other two male officers that are on either side.

• 34:24Speaker 04

  She, she goes, she goes.

• 34:28The Fat Electrician?

  God, did you see, I think it was Great Britain, but there was some dude that was just running at two cops and I don't think they had guns on them in their defense. So not necessarily their fault, but like the one dude is just worthless and he like trips and falls. And this dude is running at this female officer and she's like backpedaling and screaming like it's Jason Voorhees and she takes her radio. Like it's kind of the stretchy cord and she's holding it with like this much and she's like trying to shoo him back with the, with the radio thing. Radio. And then he just grabs her and throws her on the ground. I was like, what the fuck is happening?

• 35:06Speaker 03

  Brandon.

• 35:08Speaker 03

  Brandon.

• 35:10Speaker 03

  Cody, call him the one word.

• 35:11Speaker 01

  Win AK-50.

• 35:14Speaker 01

  I sensed a disturbance in the force. What's up?

• 35:16Speaker 03

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• 35:19Speaker 01

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• 35:25Speaker 03

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• 35:27Speaker 01

  They're really comfy.

• 35:28Speaker 04

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• 35:29Speaker 01

  Turtle Beach, make some range ear pro.

• 35:31The Fat Electrician?

  You went January, actually Cody, actually like put those on.

• 35:37Speaker 04

  They're, those are legit comfortable.

• 35:40Speaker 03

  Turtle Beach, what you doing over there, girl? You making some hot ass stuff?

• 35:45Speaker 01

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• 35:53The Fat Electrician?

  And in PUBG.

• 35:54Speaker 01

  I can't wait to use a Turtle Beach headset to listen for footsteps in Tarkov, running the new AK-50 while I get still killed from a wood line I can't see.

• 36:03Speaker 03

  What?

• 36:03Speaker 01

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• 36:11Speaker 04

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• 36:14Speaker 03

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• 36:25Speaker 04

  I wear adult diapers when I play World of Warcraft.

• 36:28Speaker 01

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• 36:29Speaker 03

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• 36:31Speaker 03

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• 36:54Speaker 04

  That's fun. I think we talked about this a little bit last night. Um, I think, uh, I don't want to.

• 37:04Speaker 01

  Send it.

• 37:05Speaker 04

  Well, I'll, I'll, so like, in order to be an investigator, you have to do street cop stuff. But like, I've worked on the street with female officers. I would never want to back me up. Because it's like a different thing from a dude working on the streets. And a female working on the streets, but female officers make some of the fucking best investigators ever. They are the best, like my sister, for instance, child crime investigator. They make some of the best investigators.

• 37:38Speaker 01

  You think it's just a bad requirement?

• 37:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, I don't know how, because you gotta be on the streets. To, to live that life and just like, see how horrible humanity is. But like, you gotta be able to back up your male counterparts, because obviously we're more violent. We're better at violence than they are.

• 37:58Speaker 01

  You're like, she was just treating him like a ride along?

• 38:01Speaker 04

  I, I guess here's my question. I don't know. I don't know how we could ever do that. For sure, there's value in like firsthand experience or whatever, but like, like the military doesn't really do that. You know what I mean? Like, there's a ton, there's a ton of jobs in the military that.

• 38:13Speaker 03

  Would benefit from firsthand experience of being fucking infantry. But they're, they don't make you go be infantry just to, so you could later on become an intel guy or a psyop.

• 38:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:24Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? So like, there's got to be some way of like exposing them and training them. Without actually being like, no, you need to go be in the shit before you can be our intel guy or whatever.

• 38:34Speaker 01

  I have a story about that after this, by the way.

• 38:35Speaker 03

  Go ahead.

• 38:37Speaker 01

  I was, I was texting with Adam Knowles from Ballistic High Speed the other day. Cause you know, he did, you know, stuff like that. And it was a video that he sent me of they, they dropped like a fucking JDAM or whatever it was. This is like early, early Iraq footage. You could tell like just grainy footage. They dropped it and immediately on the loudspeaker after it went off. Played like a 30 second clip of like an evil laugh. Mwahahaha, like just on the loud.

• 39:01Speaker 03

  Just psyop guys.

• 39:03Speaker 01

  And he's like, dude, he's like, I'm not gonna lie. Most of psyops was just fucking trolling. He's like, I got paid to troll on behalf of the DOD.

• 39:11Speaker 04

  Dude, we would be so good at psyops.

• 39:15Speaker 01

  If you ask Reddit, that's what we're doing already.

• 39:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's true too.

• 39:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, we look shady as shit. It's like, hmm, this podcast with guys with a tattoo prior. Going for office. They blew up how fast? Why are they at the Pentagon?

• 39:29Speaker 01

  Hmm, wait, what? Crazy. Now you're convincing me now. The only thing I'm curious is like, where's this fucking, where's all the money going?

• 39:37Speaker 03

  I know.

• 39:39Speaker 01

  If, if we sold out, why am I not seeing any of this? What the fuck, guys?

• 39:43Speaker 03

  You're wrong. It's not that I wouldn't do it. It's just I haven't had the opportunity. I haven't wrote a check yet. The day the government hits me up and was like, hey. You want to kind of do what you're still doing, but I pay you millions of dollars? I'm like, yeah, actually that'd be great. For sure.

• 39:57Speaker 01

  Honestly, there's worst, there's worse ways to spend taxpayer dollars.

• 40:02Speaker 03

  We'll do it for cheaper too. We'll save money.

• 40:05Speaker 04

  How'd we get into the Pentagon? We just like met some cool people, right?

• 40:10Speaker 01

  Are you having like a matrix moment? You're like, it's like a dream. You're like, how did I get into this room?

• 40:13Speaker 03

  Cody just woke up. I know.

• 40:14The Fat Electrician?

  Wait, we were at the Pentagon?

• 40:16Speaker 01

  Wait, we went to Atlanta?

• 40:22Speaker 01

  It's way easier to get into Atlanta than the Pentagon.

• 40:24Speaker 03

  This is very true.

• 40:26The Fat Electrician?

  I'm just gonna

• 40:26Speaker 04

  Leaving, that's the hard part. No one lets me talk anyways.

• 40:31Speaker 04

  I'll be, I'll be over in my corner.

• 40:33The Fat Electrician?

  Cody's just mad that I got this shirt before he did.

• 40:35Speaker 04

  Hey. I gave you a good offer for that shirt.

• 40:39Speaker 01

  I know. Did you try to actually buy it off of him?

• 40:42Speaker 04

  I did buy it off of him.

• 40:44Speaker 01

  What?

• 40:45The Fat Electrician?

  He made a horrible deal.

• 40:47Speaker 04

  It was a horrible deal.

• 40:48The Fat Electrician?

  I can't believe he

• 40:49Speaker 01

  Fucking fill me in, what?

• 40:50The Fat Electrician?

  Go ahead, Cody.

• 40:52Speaker 04

  He gets the Blood Diamond rifle if I get the Blood Diamond shirt.

• 40:56Speaker 01

  You can buy these for like sixty bucks.

• 40:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, that doesn't matter.

• 41:01Speaker 03

  I'm so confused right now.

• 41:03The Fat Electrician?

  The best part is when I bought this, I bought two.

• 41:07Speaker 04

  You have to give me a large one, though.

• 41:10Speaker 03

  What? Explain the shirt.

• 41:11The Fat Electrician?

  This is the shirt that Leonardo DiCaprio wore in the movie Blood Diamond and Cody bought his first fancy watch because it was the Blood Diamond watch and he bought, he bought the Blood Diamond rifle and he bought this, this, this, and then this shirt came out and I was like,

• 41:25The Fat Electrician?

  is that my, is that my style? No. Will it piss off my friend? Yes.

• 41:31Speaker 01

  But this is from a friend of the, uh, friend of the podcast, uh, Christian Crankhead.

• 41:35The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, Crankhead was a model.

• 41:36Speaker 01

  So it's Ministry of Defense.

• 41:38Speaker 03

  Did he, he sold those?

• 41:39The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, I think Field Ethos sold it, but he like collabed with them and he modeled them for it.

• 41:44Speaker 04

  So Obi-Wan Nairobi himself, that's one of his shirts.

• 41:48Speaker 03

  I mean, it's a dope ass shirt.

• 41:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:50Speaker 03

  Why don't you have one?

• 41:53Speaker 04

  I'm gonna have one really soon.

• 41:55Speaker 01

  You could just text Christian.

• 41:58Speaker 04

  That's not the point.

• 41:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, alright.

• 42:00Speaker 03

  It's the principle.

• 42:01Speaker 01

  The principle, I need to give this rifle away.

• 42:03Speaker 04

  I know, I could have just texted Christian, hey, I need one of those. I didn't know they existed. That's cool as shit.

• 42:10The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I had no idea those are a whole ass thing. Fucking period. When are we going to the range next, by the way? We haven't went ever. Oh, range day. Actually, actually, fuck, yeah, there we go.

• 42:23Speaker 01

  But where's the range is the thing?

• 42:25The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 42:25Speaker 01

  We lost desperado, so now we're just kind of vagrants. I've been going to drive tanks.

• 42:29Speaker 04

  Our friend Matt Carricker decided to retire. Good for him. We don't have, yeah, which, yeah, amazing for him, man.

• 42:36Speaker 01

  Nobody gets out in this racket.

• 42:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's, that's another, another thing.

• 42:40The Fat Electrician?

  I thought that by this.

• 42:41Speaker 04

  People constantly ask me is like, is he okay? Is he good? It's like, yeah, he's living his best fucking life right now. Like he sends me videos of him and his kids just like hanging out on his boat like he retired.

• 42:52The Fat Electrician?

  He got out. I'm sure there is. He's just the only one that I know of. Is there any other YouTuber that actually went and had like a decade long career? And retired on their own terms and didn't fall off or have a major scandal?

• 43:05Speaker 04

  I was about to say, most of them have scandals.

• 43:07The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, like most of them have a major scandal or they just kind of fall off and fade into existence.

• 43:11Speaker 04

  No, we're, we're the first people in this, this generation to have YouTube channels. And what's, what's, what's crazy about that? I ask myself sometimes, it's like, when I retire, what am I going to do with my channel? Do I like give it to my kid? What happens?

• 43:26The Fat Electrician?

  That's the weird part. Cause like there are companies like I've had companies offered to buy my old content.

• 43:32Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 43:33The Fat Electrician?

  Like there's companies out there that will opt, that will buy your old content and then chop it up into shorts. And then promote it to drive traffic back to your YouTube and then just make money off like the shorts and shit. Um, I think that's actually what Mr. Beast does with a lot of the rights to his older videos to fund the next video.

• 43:50Speaker 01

  I can't remember what the company is, but they, they approached a few of us too.

• 43:52The Fat Electrician?

  Jelly smack or jelly something.

• 43:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was, yeah, something along those lines.

• 43:56Speaker 04

  I just sold my content. Did I tell you about that?

• 43:58The Fat Electrician?

  No, no.

• 43:59Speaker 04

  Uh, Samsung TV just bought my content.

• 44:02The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 44:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:03The Fat Electrician?

  What the fuck?

• 44:04Speaker 04

  Um, everything I've done in the past and they gave me a good price for it and I was like, all right, fuck it. It's cool. Take it.

• 44:12The Fat Electrician?

  How did that happen?

• 44:13Speaker 04

  They hit me up.

• 44:15Speaker 03

  What is it? Do they?

• 44:17The Fat Electrician?

  Like how many, like a thousand videos?

• 44:18Speaker 04

  So, so it's, it's like, um, you know, the apps you see on smart TVs now?

• 44:23Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 44:23Speaker 04

  So Samsung has Samsung, I think it's like plus or something like that. Don't, please don't sue me. And they hit me up and they're like, can we use your old content? We'll give you H amount of money. And I was like, yeah, fuck it.

• 44:34The Fat Electrician?

  Do they have exclusive rights or just the right to show it?

• 44:37Speaker 04

  The right to show it. So I still, I still have.

• 44:39The Fat Electrician?

  If somebody watches on YouTube, you're still making money off that?

• 44:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. I still have my.

• 44:43The Fat Electrician?

  They just gave you a bulk amount as a licensing fee.

• 44:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, I give them the rights to my content, but it's still mine.

• 44:50Speaker 01

  That's fucking rad.

• 44:51The Fat Electrician?

  Text me how much?

• 44:53Speaker 01

  I know. I was like, but hit text that.

• 44:54Speaker 03

  There's a lot. We were talking about the AI one too. Cause companies.

• 44:57Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah. Train AI models?

• 44:59Speaker 03

  Mm hmm. Any unused data, uh, unused content or exclusives they want, they pay hefty prices to as long as you have a bunch of it. And then they train up their AI, but that's one that's, it's a very iffy sketchy.

• 45:14The Fat Electrician?

  You don't want to do that on mine. You definitely don't want to do that on Connors.

• 45:19Speaker 03

  It's a very like sketch. I'm like, oh, what's it getting used for? You'd have to.

• 45:22Speaker 01

  Grok trained on Connors.

• 45:25The Fat Electrician?

  Where's Troutman at? It's just Grok had to climb up the mountain to learn from the master.

• 45:32Speaker 03

  His Kung Fu journey?

• 45:34The Fat Electrician?

  Grok.

• 45:35Speaker 01

  I believe it's jujitsu.

• 45:38Speaker 03

  No, the.

• 45:41Speaker 01

  I was gonna say Nick just got it.

• 45:44Speaker 01

  Well, the, um, the thing I was gonna do, we're talking about YouTubers that, you know, retire or, you know, get out, something like that.

• 45:50The Fat Electrician?

  Oh yeah, Matt Pat did that as well.

• 45:51Speaker 01

  That was. But, uh, I was, I was kind of half joking, but like a lot of, a lot of YouTubers should die. Like that's, that's how a lot of them end up. Like this is something that you do as long as you can. And, you know, sometimes it, you know, shit happens in the meantime. I saw a reel a couple of days ago that kind of fucked me up a little bit. It was, do you guys remember, uh, I think it was Technoblade? I think he was a Minecraft YouTuber fought leukemia, not sure, but it was some sort of cancer died at like 23. And it was his, uh, cause his dad did a video on his channel and whatnot afterward.

• 46:23Speaker 03

  That one's a brutal video to watch.

• 46:25Speaker 01

  I saw a video that I think it was maybe from last year or whatever, but it was a reel of, uh, you know, the whole like the meme of like, are you winning son like that cartoon thing? Uh, it was his dad walking in with a cake and just opens up the, his old like desk and everything goes, are you winning son? And then goes over and puts the cake down, goes, like, you could tell, like, the guy's crying, just like, happy birthday. And it was like the, yeah, would have been like his 25th birthday, I think.

• 46:53The Fat Electrician?

  Techno blade has one of the coolest fucking quotes of all time when he was battling cancer. I forget exactly how it goes, but he was like on stream and somebody asked him, you know, if he's gonna lose his fight to cancer and he's like, I can't lose. Cause if I die, I'm gonna take it with me. The best it can do is draw.

• 47:09Speaker 01

  I think that's a, isn't that a Norm MacDonald thing?

• 47:12The Fat Electrician?

  I thought it was techno blade.

• 47:13Speaker 01

  It's fucking hard as fuck either way. It's a great attitude.

• 47:17Speaker 03

  Dude, him, Total Biscuit, that was the other one that died. Yeah. Total Biscuit was.

• 47:20Speaker 01

  I don't know that one.

• 47:21Speaker 03

  If you heard his voice, he was big in the, uh.

• 47:24Speaker 04

  He was a gamer guy, right?

• 47:25Speaker 03

  Yep. And he passed from cancer too. No one knew that one was, uh, happening and Outdoor Boys, he made it.

• 47:33The Fat Electrician?

  That's true. Well, yeah.

• 47:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:35The Fat Electrician?

  That is true.

• 47:36Speaker 01

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• 48:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's probably one of the most recent successful ones.

• 48:08The Fat Electrician?

  He was like hyper successful very quickly. I was like, don't like it and got out.

• 48:13Speaker 03

  Yeah. And for never having comments even, like no comments and you're that big is fucking wild.

• 48:19Speaker 04

  He was, he was making videos that were 45 minutes long. And and like I know, I know you guys are not in the game that we are, but like forty five minutes long and then each one of his videos had like three, four or five million views.

• 48:33Speaker 03

  That's insane.

• 48:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's like thirty grand. That's like forty, thirty, forty grand, something like that.

• 48:38Speaker 03

  Per.

• 48:38Speaker 04

  Per video.

• 48:40Speaker 01

  All he wanted to do was just fucking go outside.

• 48:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, and he just like hung out with his kids and.

• 48:45Speaker 03

  Ah, so loud.

• 48:46Speaker 01

  Damn, Eli.

• 48:47Speaker 03

  I was like, turn it down.

• 48:49The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, what did he get up to, like ten million?

• 48:51Speaker 03

  His last one was eighteen million, fifteen million, ten million, seventeen million, eighteen million.

• 48:55Speaker 04

  Oh, God, that's more than what we were just saying.

• 48:57Speaker 03

  Nine million, thirty one million.

• 48:59Speaker 01

  And I didn't get it. Like, I didn't understand.

• 49:01Speaker 04

  Okay, so thirty one million. How long is thirty one million?

• 49:04Speaker 03

  Uh, twenty five minutes.

• 49:06Speaker 04

  Twenty five minutes at thirty one mil- oh, my God.

• 49:09The Fat Electrician?

  A hundred thousand dollars.

• 49:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's over a hundred thousand dollars.

• 49:12Speaker 01

  And I'll be honest, I didn't, I didn't really get his content until one day. It was, it was right after, um, right after he retired. I came back to my house and on my couch, I've got Connor and Administrative Results. Or on different sides of my living room, on their phones, just doing shit and just playing his content in the background. I'm like, oh, this is like the man you'll log.

• 49:36Speaker 01

  Like, this is just shit you put on the background. It's just cool man shit.

• 49:38Speaker 04

  Like, like falling asleep, I would watch his videos falling asleep. Like, he's hanging out with his sons? Neat.

• 49:46Speaker 03

  Dude, he's gonna build this log cabin and do something out in the wild for like, in a blizzard? Yeah, this is gonna be good. Oh, I never knew. If you're out in the middle of nowhere, make sure you cut up the wood, lay it down, make sure you make a giant fire pit, then you move that to the side, then you fall asleep where the old fire pit was.

• 50:03Speaker 04

  It's dude saying, hell, yeah. You build that fire like that? Hell, yeah.

• 50:08The Fat Electrician?

  This reminds me, I have something I want to make for Christmas this year. I need your help, but we have to censor this part from YouTube because it's got to be a surprise.

• 50:15Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 50:16Speaker 01

  Oh, boy.

• 50:16The Fat Electrician?

  Censor?

• 50:17Speaker 01

  You say censor from YouTube, not Pepperbox?

• 50:19The Fat Electrician?

  All of it. It's gotta be a complete surprise. Um.

• 50:22Speaker 03

  Race.

• 50:22Speaker 01

  That's fucking.

• 50:23Speaker 04

  Done. We can do that. That's too easy. That is too fucking easy.

• 50:26Speaker 01

  Unironically, I wanted to have a channel at, at one point, maybe not a cha- it would probably have to be its own channel, but uh, just finding books that I could read on stream, not, not like that I can't capable of reading, not like.

• 50:38The Fat Electrician?

  Like the kids section at Barnes and Noble?

• 50:40Speaker 03

  God, I knew you were gonna go there, like Dr. Seuss level shit. You really want a YouTube channel about pop ups?

• 50:46Speaker 01

  But it was like shit like Mikhail Kalashnikov's autobiography and stuff like that.

• 50:51The Fat Electrician?

  Okay.

• 50:51Speaker 01

  And I'm like, just stuff that I guess is available to read. That's not like a copyright issue or anything like that. But it's stuff that I think would be interesting, like just us sitting by a fire in like a fucking robe, reading a book. I feel like, you know, people.

• 51:05The Fat Electrician?

  I gave Connor a $10 million idea multiple times and he refuses to listen to any of them. Have you ever heard Connor read out loud?

• 51:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:14The Fat Electrician?

  Connor can read out loud like very, very well. He can like enunciate and punctuate everything. It's perfect. Like he could literally have a job reading audiobooks. He's fantastic at it. I was like, Connor, literally just start a YouTube channel where you read Wikipedia pages. And then you want to know, he's like, how do I decide which ones to read? I go, pick five and then ask in the comments, what page should I read next? And it'll never stop.

• 51:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, it will just continue to feed.

• 51:40The Fat Electrician?

  Let the amount of people that want to know everything that's on a Wikipedia page, but don't want to fucking read it is insane. Literally turn Wikipedia into an audiobook for people. He'd get a fuck ton of views.

• 51:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:53Speaker 03

  God, that's because.

• 51:54The Fat Electrician?

  Imagine.

• 51:54Speaker 03

  It's worked for Reddit even on, I mean, anything, Creepcast, like all that stuff is just done.

• 51:59The Fat Electrician?

  Like imagine, imagine how simple it would be if you literally like, oh, what's going on right now? Oh, there's this Israel Palestine conflict. There's this huge geopolitical issue and has been for years.

• 52:08Speaker 01

  Connor on that one.

• 52:09The Fat Electrician?

  And it's very complicated. No, but if he's just reading the Wikipedia page, word for word, like the average person or well, maybe slightly more inclined person that like wants to know what's going on, but they're not going to sit down to read Wikipedia. Oh, here's a 20 minute video where this guy reads the Wikipedia page, word for word. It's just like a ton of people would watch that.

• 52:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:30Speaker 03

  It's low hanging fruit audiobook. That is the easiest content ever.

• 52:36Speaker 03

  And then you have it uploaded on Spotify and everything else.

• 52:38The Fat Electrician?

  And he's like, yeah, I'll look at it. And then smoked a cigarette and we haven't fucking talked about a sense. Nothing happened. Shocking.

• 52:45Speaker 03

  That's fucking really good idea. That content's wild to be able to do that and make it that successful. It's, I mean, it's a fucking, it's the dream if that lands. It's like Creepcast, seeing where that went. It's like, hey, we're going to just read Reddit posts.

• 53:03Speaker 01

  I think through all of our years in business on the internet, we've all used Shopify. I've used it for merch and my skate shop and a couple of other businesses.

• 53:10Speaker 03

  I will actually agree 100% on that. Everything we do is run through Shopify.

• 53:15Speaker 01

  Even Bunkers run through Shopify.

• 53:17Speaker 03

  Our Shoes, which is a separate company, is run through Shopify and they talk together because of Shopify.

• 53:23Speaker 01

  Shopify runs the world.

• 53:25Speaker 03

  Did you know Shopify will actually help you design a website also, Cody?

• 53:29Speaker 01

  I know, I didn't know about starting an online store when I started my career online. Shopify just made it super, super easy for my dumb. Brenda, what happens if people haven't heard about my brand though? That's actually easy, Eli. Shopify helps you find your customers with easy to use email and social media campaigns. Step Cody, what happens if I get stuck?

• 53:48Speaker 04

  Shopify is always around to share advice with their award winning 24/7 customer service.

• 53:52Speaker 03

  Step support, bro. You got my back.

• 53:54Speaker 01

  And your front.

• 53:55Speaker 03

  Shopify helps millions of businesses around the world and

• 53:59Speaker 04

  10% of all e-commerce in the US.

• 54:01Speaker 01

  From household names like Mattel or Jimm Shark to new brands just getting started.

• 54:05Speaker 04

  Unsub Shoes, unsub merch, bunker. No, we've all been doing this for over a decade and Shopify is the easiest e-commerce platform we've ever used.

• 54:14Speaker 01

  I think every single one of us has used Shopify at one point.

• 54:16Speaker 03

  I think all our businesses right now are using Shopify.

• 54:20Speaker 01

  Oh, except mine, but that's because it's guns. Can't do that.

• 54:23Speaker 03

  Just one of them can't. Turn those dreams into SFX cha-ching Shopify new sell sound.

• 54:30Speaker 01

  And give them the best shot at success with Shopify.

• 54:33Speaker 04

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• 54:38Speaker 03

  Shopify.com/unsubpod.

• 54:42Speaker 01

  I never would have thought that Creepcast would have blown up to the point it's at now, but my God, like they are crushing it. That's, it's probably one of the few things that I listen to every time it comes out.

• 54:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:51Speaker 01

  I'm now down to Creepcast and Fat Electrician videos. That's like when I start my day.

• 54:56Speaker 04

  Something I tell my audience, like when I've been streaming lately, they're like, how do I be a content creator? And I tell them, you don't have to reinvent the wheel. Like you don't gotta do that shit. You just gotta be funnier at it. And like SCP and, and the, the things that they talk about on Creepcast have been around forever. They're just fucking funnier at it.

• 55:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's just personalities. Like it's personality driven.

• 55:20Speaker 03

  They're not even in person. Like that was the most genius approach.

• 55:25Speaker 03

  Literally was part of kind of consensual was, oh, we can do this remote. We'll just do military stories. Bah.

• 55:33Speaker 01

  But the fact that they can't see each other and the ways that they have fucked with each other.

• 55:37Speaker 03

  Oh dude.

• 55:37Speaker 01

  Because they can't see each other is very funny.

• 55:40Speaker 04

  Hunter does Isaiah voices.

• 55:42Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 55:43Speaker 04

  So fun.

• 55:43Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 55:45Speaker 03

  Isaiah's lips. When he drew.

• 55:49Speaker 01

  The Waffle House bit.

• 55:51Speaker 03

  Was that the crypt? He drew fucking.

• 55:53Speaker 01

  I think they photoshopped him in front of a Waffle House.

• 55:56Speaker 03

  I didn't see that one. This is.

• 55:59Speaker 03

  Fucking love me, Katie.

• 56:00Speaker 04

  Oh god, you guys just made me think about my dad sitting on fucking Isaiah at one time.

• 56:05Speaker 01

  Have we ever told that story on the podcast?

• 56:07Speaker 04

  I think we've told.

• 56:08Speaker 01

  What happened?

• 56:10Speaker 04

  My father.

• 56:18Speaker 04

  Hunter, Hunter really is like the master of characters.

• 56:22Speaker 03

  Oh no, I haven't seen that one.

• 56:25Speaker 01

  I was trying to find an old picture and Googled Wendigoon Waffle House and this abomination was the first result. That was the one.

• 56:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, this is the one.

• 56:35Speaker 03

  They just pick on each other so well.

• 56:39Speaker 04

  You've never heard my dad sitting on?

• 56:41Speaker 03

  No.

• 56:42Speaker 04

  Fucking Wendigoon?

• 56:43Speaker 01

  It was like our first range day.

• 56:45Speaker 04

  It was, yeah, I think it was like one of our first or second range days that we had.

• 56:51Speaker 04

  Obviously we stayed out the night before because everyone's in town. Like we're all just having drinks and having a good time. And so we wake, I wake up the next morning to.

• 57:03Speaker 04

  What's the World War Two series, Band of Brothers, Band of Brothers?

• 57:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:07Speaker 04

  Band of Brothers is playing at the loudest it can in my living room. And I, I wake up, I'm like, what the fuck? And I go in, I like, I go into my living room like, Dad, what are you doing? My dad was playing Band of Brothers as loud as possible. He's sitting on Windigoon.

• 57:23Speaker 03

  He's actively sitting on him.

• 57:25Speaker 01

  He's sitting on his feet because Windigoon crashed on the couch.

• 57:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, you know, I was like, why are you playing? Why, why are you playing this so loud this, this early? He's like, I don't give a fuck. I look and he's sitting on Windigoon and I'm like, my friend is there. And anyways, we.

• 57:43Speaker 01

  My favorite part was his justification for it later.

• 57:46Speaker 04

  Can we talk about his justification or?

• 57:48Speaker 01

  I think we can, so if you're cool with it.

• 57:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, you go ahead. We, so we, everyone gets like cleaned up. We take our showers, we go to brunch, the, the morning after range day, Brandon.

• 58:02Speaker 01

  We, I, like, I'm razzing him a little bit because like Isaiah, who's like cracking the fuck up. Like Isaiah thinks this is the funniest fucking thing ever.

• 58:11Speaker 04

  He was not mad about it whatsoever.

• 58:12Speaker 01

  He's just like, he's like, your dad's a social fucking terrorist.

• 58:16Speaker 04

  Your dad's a social terrorist.

• 58:18Speaker 03

  Cody's dad.

• 58:21Speaker 03

  Can you tell him about the boots?

• 58:24Speaker 04

  Which part?

• 58:25Speaker 03

  Who's the boots? Who's boots?

• 58:29Speaker 03

  He didn't use his boots.

• 58:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:31Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 58:32Speaker 04

  He's somebody's else's boots. That was this, that was the same weekend.

• 58:37Speaker 03

  I know, that's why it's like.

• 58:38The Fat Electrician?

  Is this also the weekend when he got all that free stuff?

• 58:42Speaker 04

  Wait, what?

• 58:43Speaker 01

  I forgot. Yeah, it was the same, that was the same day.

• 58:45Speaker 03

  Same weekend.

• 58:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:46Speaker 03

  Oh, my God, he's a social terrorist, first off, yes.

• 58:49Speaker 01

  Isaiah was like, we need, he's like, I'm so sorry about that. He's like, no, you need to invite him back to everyone.

• 58:55Speaker 04

  My father, that weekend, he finds a, he finds like a $400 pair of boots in the closet of the guest room that he was staying in. So he like wears them around all day. They were way too small for him. It turned out to be my ex's boots. They were females. Yeah, they were her hunting boots.

• 59:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, he just wears them around at the range day like fucks them all to pieces. He's a social terrorist.

• 59:27The Fat Electrician?

  What was he doing in the boots?

• 59:29Speaker 04

  He's just walking around in the mud all day, dude.

• 59:32The Fat Electrician?

  Walking around the mud from table to table.

• 59:34Speaker 04

  Brand new.

• 59:35The Fat Electrician?

  Collecting things.

• 59:36Speaker 01

  How much stuff?

• 59:37The Fat Electrician?

  Can I tell this part?

• 59:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, tell this part.

• 59:39The Fat Electrician?

  I'm watching and his dad is like walking. I mean, you go to range day. It's just there's tables and they're just full of machine guns and cool exotic guns. There's ammunition everywhere. The ammunition is provided by ammunition sponsors, all kinds of shit. And his dad is just like walking up, got like a grocery sack. He's like grabbing a couple of things here, a couple of things there, getting all the free samples, all the fucking not free samples. And he's just like going back and forth to the truck multiple times.

• 1:00:10The Fat Electrician?

  Then he lets Cody know, son, I got a bunch of ammunition. And he's like, dad, it's my ammunition.

• 1:00:17The Fat Electrician?

  And it's like, it's like, it's like weird exotic ammunition, like shit that you wouldn't even want.

• 1:00:25The Fat Electrician?

  Cool. Now you need to buy, you need to buy a $5,000 gun that's hard to find to be able to shoot it like.

• 1:00:30Speaker 04

  Exactly like four six, it's like MP7. What are you gonna do with four six thirty?

• 1:00:36Speaker 01

  Cause I, I think he was like, cause it was, most of it was my ammo. He goes, uh, will this fit? Will this fit my AR-15?

• 1:00:44The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 1:00:45Speaker 01

  It was forty five seventy government.

• 1:00:50Speaker 01

  Like I, I doubt it. Like I just, I just wanted, cause Andy tried to take it on the fucking plane, right?

• 1:00:56Speaker 04

  He wanted to take him on the airplane. I'm like, dad, you can't do that. He's like, no, it'll be fine. I'll just put it in my pocket. I'm like, no, no.

• 1:01:04Speaker 01

  He said, I'll just, it's okay. I'll just take one round.

• 1:01:06The Fat Electrician?

  It's okay. I'll have it as readily accessible as possible. They won't mind.

• 1:01:10Speaker 04

  Which is the fucking wild. He, you guys wonder where I get so much of my quirkiness from? It's probably that guy, but like it, it's funny. Like maybe he just doesn't give a fuck anymore. Like Isaiah said, he's a social terrorist. Like he just doesn't care anymore. I love the guy.

• 1:01:27Speaker 01

  I think he's just a. Things in a single day. He's found new boots in a closet. He's like, these are mine now.

• 1:01:33The Fat Electrician?

  Hear me out. Hear me out. Homie wakes up every morning and treats it like it's a level one video game. Like this is mine. It's here. It's gotta be fucking mine.

• 1:01:41Speaker 01

  He's just breaking clay pots. He literally walk in. Turn up.

• 1:01:49Speaker 01

  What the fuck's going on? You just got a fucking alert notification because of what you just did.

• 1:01:54Speaker 04

  Exceeding maximum volume? No, I I love.

• 1:01:57Speaker 01

  Never seen that.

• 1:01:58Speaker 04

  I don't I don't want to come off on this podcast just talking shit about my dad like he he was an amazing father like growing up, but damn, is he quirky and and like.

• 1:02:07The Fat Electrician?

  I have a I have an alternative theory.

• 1:02:08The Fat Electrician?

  Every ounce of give a fuck in his soul to make the beautiful young man in front of me and there's nothing left. He gave it all to you.

• 1:02:15Speaker 01

  My alternative theory is that.

• 1:02:21Speaker 01

  My alternative theory is that he's just the final Pokemon evolution of you. To like when you finally stop giving a fuck one day, you're just gonna be like, you know what? Fuck everybody else.

• 1:02:32Speaker 04

  I'm gonna sit on Windigo.

• 1:02:34Speaker 01

  I'm gonna sit on Isaiah's feet. Sorry, Isaiah. When we decide when we decide it's all over, we're coming for your feet.

• 1:02:41Speaker 04

  It was so funny. Isaiah looking at us and going, your dad's a social terrorist. It's like, yeah.

• 1:02:48The Fat Electrician?

  I just like. His he's quirky.

• 1:02:54Speaker 01

  He's a silly goose.

• 1:02:55The Fat Electrician?

  He is the silliest.

• 1:02:57Speaker 04

  He raised me right. He did some silly things when we were younger.

• 1:03:03The Fat Electrician?

  Is he coming to Vegas?

• 1:03:05Speaker 04

  I'm that's the first range day after that one we just talked about that I think I'm gonna bring him out to.

• 1:03:11The Fat Electrician?

  Put him in Isaiah's room. Make him sleep in Isaiah's.

• 1:03:14Speaker 01

  You can come up with Isaiah.

• 1:03:17The Fat Electrician?

  Don't tell Isaiah that.

• 1:03:20Speaker 01

  Keep this between us, guys.

• 1:03:22The Fat Electrician?

  This is a secret.

• 1:03:23Speaker 04

  The Sam's Club summers. Did I tell you about that?

• 1:03:26Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:03:27Speaker 04

  So we when we were younger, like he he's he was a firefighter for thirty five years. He's saved more people than than I can ever fucking think of like he he's a rad dude. He's just a quirky man.

• 1:03:41The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:42Speaker 04

  And so like some during the summer, we couldn't afford to get lunch. And so we would go to Sam's Club. And we would walk around Sam's Club and get the free samples. And just eat the free samples all day long. And that was our that was our lunch during the summertime.

• 1:03:59Speaker 01

  Dude, that's living that dream.

• 1:04:03Speaker 03

  That poor childhood. I miss it. I don't know.

• 1:04:05Speaker 04

  Poor childhood.

• 1:04:06Speaker 03

  Dude, I.

• 1:04:07Speaker 04

  You, yeah, you went through that.

• 1:04:08The Fat Electrician?

  Life is a free sample.

• 1:04:10Speaker 03

  I think we ate out three times in my entire childhood till I was eighteen. Life is a free.

• 1:04:15Speaker 04

  Like when you could get McDonald's.

• 1:04:17Speaker 01

  Sun Zoo.

• 1:04:18Speaker 04

  Like when, when like mom or dad would take it to McDonald's. That was such a fucking treat.

• 1:04:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was like a couple, couple of times a year, maybe, but actually going to a sit down restaurant was, I could count three times in my entire, from being born to eighteen was three times. And again, this is like, oh, Olive Garden, I thought was rich people shit because I didn't know. I was just like, dude.

• 1:04:42Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:04:42Speaker 03

  Unlimited.

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  They take the Red Lobster or something? Yeah.

• 1:04:46Speaker 01

  Golden Corral was like, that was high living.

• 1:04:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:48Speaker 01

  You went to a Golden Corral? Oh, my God.

• 1:04:50The Fat Electrician?

  I've said it before, making it to me was being able to buy appetizers.

• 1:04:56Speaker 03

  That's the best way.

• 1:04:56The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, and not look.

• 1:04:58Speaker 03

  You're like.

• 1:04:58The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. We got appetizer money was when I made it in life, like didn't care about anything after that. That's just extras like.

• 1:05:06Speaker 01

  Everybody talks about like the moment that they realized that they made it and like, okay, this, we're here now.

• 1:05:13Speaker 01

  It not, not checking prices at a restaurant.

• 1:05:15The Fat Electrician?

  What, Rich?

• 1:05:17Speaker 03

  Got that matzah, they got that matzah relish.

• 1:05:19The Fat Electrician?

  You're fucking right.

• 1:05:20Speaker 03

  That matzah.

• 1:05:21The Fat Electrician?

  I'm not shitting you. My whole life goal is like, I need to make enough money to buy appetizers and to be able to give my kid money for the book fair. Those are my two big guys. That's making it in life.

• 1:05:31Speaker 04

  The scholastic book fair, dude. Hell, yeah.

• 1:05:34Speaker 03

  Dude, our kiddo walks out like a gangster now. Not Ryan, Ryan doesn't give a shit about that. There's people there. He's like, I do not like the elastic school thing, Dad. It is not fun.

• 1:05:43Speaker 01

  The elastic school thing?

• 1:05:45Speaker 03

  I want my tablet. On the other hand, he's like, yo, I need that money, dog.

• 1:05:50The Fat Electrician?

  Toys. Yeah.

• 1:05:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:51The Fat Electrician?

  Here's the spy kit. I'm, I'm going to be a spy now.

• 1:05:55Speaker 04

  You guys ever wonder why unsub gets along? We were fucking poor.

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• 1:06:29Speaker 03

  And now we have kids. We didn't know this. He was buying other kids lunches with our money.

• 1:06:35Speaker 04

  John does the same shit, dude.

• 1:06:38Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, the heart was in the right place.

• 1:06:44Speaker 01

  Your debit card wasn't, but yeah.

• 1:06:47Speaker 04

  You need ice cream, bro? You look hungry. Come here, I got you. And he's just ringing it up for other kids. I'm like, what the fuck?

• 1:06:53Speaker 01

  Dude, I remember playing like, I'm just, I'm like having flashbacks now, paying for school lunches with quarters.

• 1:06:58Speaker 03

  Yeah. You guys got school lunches paid. I was on the, no.

• 1:07:03The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I also was on, I was on the free school lunches thing as well. Fucking Brandon. Poor enough to struggle, but rich enough to have to pay for it.

• 1:07:17Speaker 04

  We had these little cards you would tear off like the bottom of the card and that was your lunches for all weeks. You'd like tear off, it was almost like a check, cause that tear thing on it, you would tear off the bottom of the card and that was like your lunch for the day.

• 1:07:30Speaker 01

  Your child food stamps.

• 1:07:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude, exactly what I mean. You had to make sure you had them for the entire week or you wouldn't have lunch. So you had to like, keep it close to, like, keep it in your pocket.

• 1:07:40Speaker 03

  Yep, child food stamps is the perfect.

• 1:07:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly. Child food stamps, man. Damn.

• 1:07:46Speaker 03

  God, we grew up fucked.

• 1:07:47Speaker 04

  That's, that's why now I buy bomb robots. I'm just, I'm, I didn't get to have that when I was a kid. So I just, I buy guns and bomb robots.

• 1:07:57Speaker 01

  Like, I could, I could buy meals for the poor and instead I buy bomb robots.

• 1:08:02Speaker 04

  Fuck them kids, dude.

• 1:08:11Speaker 01

  You gotta learn through that struggle.

• 1:08:13The Fat Electrician?

  You were still struggling when John was little. So like, I don't know how relatable it is to you, but like I got little kids and I was like, all right, how do I? I don't want them to be rich, pretentious assholes. How do I make them struggle enough and have enough childhood trauma so that they're funny and I like them when they're older?

• 1:08:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's the hard part, man.

• 1:08:30Speaker 03

  My solution was a Mexican boxing gym.

• 1:08:34Speaker 03

  And it works really good because crappy kids in there. It was nine year olds.

• 1:08:38Speaker 04

  I just went and beat up your child a minute ago.

• 1:08:41Speaker 03

  Yeah. And then you see those kids there and you're like, oh, yep, this will toughen them up really quickly. Really, really quickly. It's the hardest thing. Being a dad now, you're like, ah, fuck. You're doing it right. We're gonna be boxing later. I'm excited for that. Are you joining Brandon?

• 1:08:56Speaker 01

  I think I can, yeah.

• 1:08:58Speaker 03

  Perfect. Cody's on, you got content.

• 1:08:59Speaker 04

  I, I, I haven't made my own content this week. I really gotta go stream.

• 1:09:04Speaker 03

  That's what.

• 1:09:05The Fat Electrician?

  You can stream the boxing gym. So you guys are gonna be streaming during the boxing gym, right?

• 1:09:11Speaker 03

  We haven't set that up. We're just gonna record. Oh, just game. You can stream it if you want.

• 1:09:16The Fat Electrician?

  No, I'm, I'm gonna go stream. I.

• 1:09:18Speaker 01

  He knows better than to, you know better than to stream us.

• 1:09:21Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:09:22Speaker 01

  On your channel.

• 1:09:23The Fat Electrician?

  That's true too.

• 1:09:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:26The Fat Electrician?

  The words, never mind.

• 1:09:27Speaker 04

  Holy shit, my father's calling me right now.

• 1:09:30The Fat Electrician?

  Answer it.

• 1:09:32The Fat Electrician?

  Put it on speaker.

• 1:09:33Speaker 03

  Does your dad actually watch the internet? My dad has no idea.

• 1:09:36The Fat Electrician?

  My father has no idea what the internet is.

• 1:09:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, same. I was like, my dad is no idea. Fuck what I do.

• 1:09:42Speaker 01

  I ain't going to the store and buying those points to use internet.

• 1:09:46Speaker 03

  Oh, no. My dad confused how he got a new truck from me. Son, are you okay?

• 1:09:53Speaker 03

  It's like, what the fuck? Every, every moment with that man is still very confusing.

• 1:09:58Speaker 04

  Well, that was, that was, that was Rick Garrett, by the way.

• 1:10:01Speaker 03

  Dude, that.

• 1:10:02Speaker 01

  We were, uh.

• 1:10:03Speaker 03

  That twang.

• 1:10:04Speaker 04

  Damn, yeah.

• 1:10:06Speaker 03

  I always forget, like you and I love your mom's accent too. Oh, Cody, Cody, oh, it's Brandon. It's good. You guys are the best.

• 1:10:13Speaker 01

  I would die for mom. She's, oh, yeah.

• 1:10:16Speaker 04

  She's the sweetest person in the world. I don't know. That's, that's why, like, one of the reasons I love Moody so much too. It's like Moody's the sweetest person in the fucking world. Like, we grew up, we did violence when we were younger, you know?

• 1:10:31Speaker 03

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• 1:10:34Speaker 01

  Booking dot yeah. Cody, how much do we have to travel?

• 1:10:37Speaker 03

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• 1:10:46Speaker 01

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• 1:10:50Speaker 03

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• 1:10:56Speaker 01

  Well, that's easy, Eli. Get a new partner.

• 1:10:59Speaker 03

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• 1:11:01Speaker 01

  Oh. Before we had any sort of relationship with booking.com, I have used the service before. Genuinely, sometimes they have really good deals.

• 1:11:08Speaker 03

  One of the great things about booking.com is it provides really accurate reviews, like really detailed reviews. It saved me once. Cody, did you use booking.com when we stayed at that sweet vacation home?

• 1:11:19Speaker 04

  Heck, yeah. What else would I use other than booking.com?

• 1:11:23Speaker 03

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• 1:11:25Speaker 01

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• 1:11:28Speaker 03

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• 1:11:30Speaker 04

  Like, what? You were infantry.

• 1:11:33The Fat Electrician?

  Moody says, Moody, we'll be having a conversation and she'll just say some shit that I thought was like obvious to us. And she'll just be like, wait, really? And I'll be like, oh, you're so innocent.

• 1:11:47Speaker 04

  Dude, I will, I will die for that fucking moment.

• 1:11:52Speaker 01

  Your mom will just like text me out of the blue. She's like, I hope you're having a good day. I just thought you might not be. So like, I want to make sure you're okay. Like just nicest fucking lady.

• 1:12:03The Fat Electrician?

  Your fiance is so innocent. We walked into HEB at like 11 o'clock last night to buy food and it was us three, Rich, JD Delay and Zach and Vanessa and what looked like something she just got done at tennis practice with, like pure white skirt, white jacket. It's just us with tattoos hanging out. We're sweaty from filming podcasts all day and we walk in, it was like, somebody's gonna hand Vanessa one of those, like, are you being trafficked cars? She looks like she got captured by a gang.

• 1:12:39Speaker 01

  Blink twice.

• 1:12:40The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. She, and then she's like, what's, what's that password? Cheese pizza? And then she's like, I'm gonna start saying cheese pizza at that volume. Vanessa, stop is not funny now.

• 1:12:51Speaker 01

  The cops are coming. Trust me, this has been a recurring bit. Moody, again, love her to death. She's very good for you. We all love her. No inside voice.

• 1:13:02Speaker 01

  Which is a fucking problem in our group.

• 1:13:08Speaker 03

  Does not happen. She's Mexican as fuck when, when it comes to that.

• 1:13:17The Fat Electrician?

  What do you mean she looks like a frumpy bitch?

• 1:13:24Speaker 04

  Vanessa, inside voice.

• 1:13:30Speaker 03

  But now you're getting married, Cody.

• 1:13:33Speaker 01

  You are too, motherfucker.

• 1:13:36Speaker 03

  Got engaged the same year. Same year, babe. And then we get married maybe next year, whenever we plan that out. They already have their location. We are fucking.

• 1:13:50Speaker 03

  So we'll go box after this. That'll be fucking, that's, Rich, are you boxing? We're gonna have everyone, all the boys are boxing today, right? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

• 1:13:59Speaker 04

  Nick, what, what are you running like, like 255 right now? 240?

• 1:14:03Speaker 03

  Yeah. You go, you're actually taking this serious though. Why not? That's, oh, I love it. Everyone's going.

• 1:14:09The Fat Electrician?

  Expect the audience to take it serious, so I'm not.

• 1:14:11Speaker 01

  Yep, fuck yeah.

• 1:14:12The Fat Electrician?

  Not gonna let them beat me.

• 1:14:15Speaker 01

  This, I should have known, you're so goddamn competitive.

• 1:14:19Speaker 03

  Oh, 100% new here.

• 1:14:20The Fat Electrician?

  It's really bad.

• 1:14:21Speaker 03

  I knew you were gonna go super hard. I was like, well, once this takes off. Nick's gonna be like, and then I start seeing this.

• 1:14:27Speaker 01

  Eli's the only one who's fucked. Cause you were already fucking in great shape.

• 1:14:32Speaker 03

  I was like, I'll just get in better.

• 1:14:34Speaker 01

  The fuck is Eli gonna do?

• 1:14:36Speaker 03

  I can box longer.

• 1:14:37The Fat Electrician?

  You're like, you're like the rate of diminishing returns where it's like, you're 97% of the way there and the last 3% is the hardest and least rewarding.

• 1:14:48Speaker 03

  Just staying there. Boxing with 20 ounce gloves got really easy now. Now I can do an hour. Yeah, I can do an hour with Daniel all day long and throw those 50 hit combos.

• 1:14:57Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 1:14:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's just conditioned. So now sparring like today, I'll be like, okay, this is nice. I'll throw on the 16s move. Have fun.

• 1:15:05Speaker 01

  I'll throw on the normal gloves.

• 1:15:07Speaker 03

  Normal.

• 1:15:07Speaker 01

  Have fun, be easy.

• 1:15:09Speaker 03

  Bro, those extra four ounces on each hand suck cock. Suck cock. And then we have to lift tomorrow.

• 1:15:16Speaker 01

  We lift it. What are we doing tomorrow?

• 1:15:17The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, where are we lifting?

• 1:15:18Speaker 01

  Leg day?

• 1:15:19Speaker 03

  Leg day, leg day.

• 1:15:20Speaker 01

  Fuck, alright, alright.

• 1:15:23The Fat Electrician?

  I would love it.

• 1:15:23Speaker 01

  As of, as of two days ago, I'm down 20 pounds.

• 1:15:26Speaker 03

  See?

• 1:15:27Speaker 04

  Brandon is 20 pounds.

• 1:15:29Speaker 01

  I got to where I, I'm already at my goal. I'm at where I wanted to be. Now I'm gonna go a little further. I think I want to get down to 180 and then build up from there.

• 1:15:37Speaker 04

  I went opposite of you guys. He, he was trying to lose his 20. I put on 15 since we started the challenge.

• 1:15:44The Fat Electrician?

  Well, yeah, I went into your pantry at home. It's literally a case of water. A fucking, what's the, what's the thing from, for a cornucopia? He has a cornucopia.

• 1:15:56Speaker 01

  The thing from Fruit of the Loom? Is that what you were just gonna say? Are we doing that right now?

• 1:15:59The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, we are. It's a thing. He has a, I'm not shitting you, a cornucopia of beef sticks and then just protein shakes. Yep. That's all that was in your house.

• 1:16:09Speaker 04

  You're doing a fitness.

• 1:16:09The Fat Electrician?

  Guess what we, guess what we got when we went to the grocery store? Steak. And that was it.

• 1:16:14Speaker 01

  You saw my bachelor fridge. The only thing I have in my house right now.

• 1:16:18The Fat Electrician?

  I went to Brandon's house for the first time. Brandon got a new fridge, whatever you want to say. Brandon's new fridge is the Nicki Minaj's ass of fridges. Like, it's not a built in fridge, but it's literally two fridges sandwiched together. It's fucking this wide.

• 1:16:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:16:32The Fat Electrician?

  And I walk up and I open it because I had an energy drink and I was like, I gotta take a shit. I'm gonna put this in the fridge so it stays cold. That makes sense. Open the fridge. Open this massive fucking closet of a fridge. I'm not shitting you. There's a crinkled up bag from Chick-fil-A and a thing of ketchup in the whole fridge. That's it.

• 1:16:50Speaker 01

  So I meant to call you out on this in the last time we talked about this in the podcast. You're a fucking liar.

• 1:16:54The Fat Electrician?

  What else is in there?

• 1:16:55Speaker 01

  I don't have ketchup.

• 1:17:01Speaker 01

  The only thing in my house available right now, literally is to this, to this day, I have fucking core power protein shakes. I have grilled nuggets from Chick-fil-A. I have the, the snack house protein puffs and the first form.

• 1:17:15The Fat Electrician?

  I would pay.

• 1:17:16Speaker 01

  The only snacks I have is all protein.

• 1:17:18The Fat Electrician?

  I think a great pepper box exclusive would just be you bringing potential suitors home for the first time. Because your house is the most aggressively single dude house I've ever been to.

• 1:17:31Speaker 01

  It's gotten worse.

• 1:17:32The Fat Electrician?

  Into his house, in his kitchen, enormous empty fridge, there's a fucking RPG in the corner. There's some type.

• 1:17:39Speaker 01

  It's a law.

• 1:17:39The Fat Electrician?

  There's some.

• 1:17:40Speaker 01

  Law rocket launcher.

• 1:17:41The Fat Electrician?

  There's some type of weird AK-47 on the counter that he just acquired with like the box just opened and it's sitting there like he opened it and went cool. And then went and filmed a video or something.

• 1:17:50Speaker 01

  That's what happened.

• 1:17:51The Fat Electrician?

  He's got, cool, he's got one of those little tables that's like this wide about yay, yay, why, you know, just for like putting candles and shit on. And he's got like a nice decorative bowl that you like throw your keys in or whatever. There's a fucking suppressed pistol in it.

• 1:18:05The Fat Electrician?

  And that's it.

• 1:18:07Speaker 01

  Objectively true. Like I'm not disputing any, but I'm just saying it got worse. My front room now, because I got a massive order from Ballistic Dummy Lab, is just gel torsos and gel like head busts and shit like that.

• 1:18:19The Fat Electrician?

  Are we going to talk about the living room? Are we going to talk about your couch?

• 1:18:24Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:18:26The Fat Electrician?

  Brandon's couch.

• 1:18:27Speaker 01

  It's a recurring issue.

• 1:18:29The Fat Electrician?

  Brandon's couch is like eight folded up comforters and blankets in the shape of a couch.

• 1:18:37Speaker 01

  Oh, it used to be.

• 1:18:38The Fat Electrician?

  In front of a massive TV and there's nothing else in the living room.

• 1:18:42Speaker 01

  It used to be. When I was recently single, uh, I no longer had a couch. Connor came over, he built up the, the fucking, we called it the Connor couch. Cause it was just literally folded comforters on top of each other. So we could just sit, sit around and watch Netflix.

• 1:18:59Speaker 03

  When you take a girl on a date, she's going to come back to your place and be so excited and then so disappointed.

• 1:19:05Speaker 01

  That is so wild that you think she's actually going to come home with me after a full date.

• 1:19:10The Fat Electrician?

  To be fair.

• 1:19:13The Fat Electrician?

  It's actually probably true because it's it's a blank canvas. She doesn't have to convince him to throw anything away or get rid of it because he likes it. Just sweetheart, can you put your guns in the closet? It's a blank canvas at that point.

• 1:19:26Speaker 01

  This place is a prison on planet bullshit.

• 1:19:30Speaker 04

  I like your house.

• 1:19:32Speaker 01

  I I appreciate it. I I uh, I don't know. On, you know, counter counterpoint, women love interior decorating.

• 1:19:40The Fat Electrician?

  This is true.

• 1:19:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, the blank canvas thing works.

• 1:19:42The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:43Speaker 04

  He's just setting up a canvas.

• 1:19:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:19:46Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 1:19:46The Fat Electrician?

  Wow, you you don't have any furniture? You don't have any furniture? Yeah, I was looking for a wife. I figured she could just pick out whatever she likes when I find her.

• 1:19:54Speaker 01

  Honestly, it's not a bad.

• 1:19:55The Fat Electrician?

  Well, now you're getting laid. You're welcome.

• 1:19:58Speaker 03

  Walk in, you want to watch a movie?

• 1:20:03Speaker 01

  My my lawn chair down. I'm dead serious. A lawn chair next to her. I'm dead fucking serious. My couch currently in front of my TV is three separate chairs. Two of them belong to Connor.

• 1:20:16Speaker 04

  There's the meme where it's like, this is all it takes for men to be happy.

• 1:20:20The Fat Electrician?

  That's how.

• 1:20:21Speaker 04

  It's literally a lawn chair and a TV and a PlayStation five. Like, yeah, that's what it takes for men to be happy.

• 1:20:28Speaker 01

  And a fuckload of guns.

• 1:20:29The Fat Electrician?

  That woman's gonna be, that woman's gonna be wandering around your house looking for signs of other females and she's gonna be like finding all of Connor's hats that are strewn about. Who's this bitch with the tiny head?

• 1:20:43Speaker 04

  Holy shit, Connor showed up.

• 1:20:48Speaker 04

  Oh, Trout showed up.

• 1:20:51The Fat Electrician?

  Calvin, what did you call his tiny cowboy hat when I put it on?

• 1:20:57Speaker 01

  I I saw the the comments called it the Yalmuka.

• 1:21:05Speaker 04

  Sorry, we all have giant heads, Connor.

• 1:21:08Speaker 01

  Seven three H is a normal sized human head, you fucking freak.

• 1:21:13Speaker 04

  By the way, we found King Trout again.

• 1:21:15Speaker 01

  He may as well wander back into our lives.

• 1:21:20Speaker 01

  Would you like to come say hello or do you just want to shout from the chief's seats?

• 1:21:27Speaker 04

  woke up five seconds ago.

• 1:21:30The Fat Electrician?

  Walk woke up wandered out of the cornfield. Now he's hearing he's angry.

• 1:21:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, cuz you insulted my head size.

• 1:21:39Speaker 04

  Fuck.

• 1:21:42Speaker 01

  Guys, you got that bad head right now.

• 1:21:47Speaker 04

  Good morning. Good morning, drinking drought. It's four ten P M.

• 1:21:54The Fat Electrician?

  I have like this potentially false notion. It hasn't been disproven yet, but I have a theory. You know what's uh, what's that thing that little kids have object permanence where like if they can't see it, it doesn't exist. In my brain, I assume if I can't visually see you, you're sleeping.

• 1:22:13Speaker 04

  I'm gonna sleep you a soldier, brother.

• 1:22:16Speaker 01

  Thank you. Thank you, G I Jane.

• 1:22:24The Fat Electrician?

  Every time Connor has not been somewhere, I thought he should be. And I'm like, where's Connor? They're like, oh, he's taking a nap.

• 1:22:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm a very tired boy. God's epiest warrior.

• 1:22:37Speaker 04

  Well, then everybody's like, like, uh, I've seen, I've made some post. I was talking about that. I think Aaron, uh, administrative results. Oh, shit. Aaron's here. Or admins here.

• 1:22:46Speaker 01

  Admin's here.

• 1:22:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, uh, took a picture of me sleeping on that couch over there.

• 1:22:52Speaker 04

  I have a, I have a compiled list of all of these pictures. I literally have an album in my phone called nap time. It's people taking pictures of me sleeping. Connor is our sleep demon. Um, well, and then everybody's like, uh, I, I posted a series of pictures and everybody was like, no, you're just an alcoholic. It's like, all right, two things can be true at the same time.

• 1:23:14Speaker 01

  There was one podcast like a year ago where we were crumpling up cans and throwing them at you while we were at the very end of the show. We're just throwing shit at you, trying to wake you up.

• 1:23:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, where'd it go?

• 1:23:26Speaker 04

  Not, not, not the hidden album. Those are pictures of strangers' feet.

• 1:23:32Speaker 01

  Hey, why am I in that one?

• 1:23:33Speaker 04

  You disappear and then you come back into our lives and we're like, what the fuck? Yeah, it's nap time. Yeah.

• 1:23:42The Fat Electrician?

  He was hibernating, he's moving back.

• 1:23:45Speaker 04

  You show up, you leave, all the in-between times you don't see me, I'm sleeping.

• 1:23:50Speaker 01

  He does, he does the Irish hello and goodbye.

• 1:23:55Speaker 04

  The Irish nap time, we call it.

• 1:23:57Speaker 01

  No, that's just, again, being an alcoholic.

• 1:24:00Speaker 04

  You're a Benadryl demon.

• 1:24:04Speaker 01

  Speaking of which, did you see that fucking meme on, on Twitter where's the, the Benadryl, uh, salt, like salt shotgun round? They just crushed up a bunch of Benadryl pills. There's like, oh yeah, you break into my fucking house, boom, hat man.

• 1:24:24Speaker 01

  Fucking meme?

• 1:24:27Speaker 01

  It's literally something just crammed a bunch of Benadryl pills into a shotgun shell, like, alright.

• 1:24:33Speaker 01

  Enjoy the next 800 perceived hours.

• 1:24:38Speaker 04

  Oh, did I ever tell you the old story of when I overdosed on Benadryl?

• 1:24:41Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:24:42Speaker 04

  Oh shit. So I thought I had an allergy. This was a long time ago and it wasn't, wasn't real. I thought I had a food-based allergy. Anyway, I'm working, I ate something for lunch that had that food that I thought I was allergic to, which is not true. And so what I did in response, out of panic, was I took both the liquid form of Benadryl and the pill form of Benadryl, as opposed to injecting myself with an EpiPen. Fun fact for everyone out there, never mix the liquid and pill form of any drug for any reason.

• 1:25:20Speaker 04

  They're not supposed to work that way. Um, got dropped off by a coworker, we'll call him, and went home. And I-

• 1:25:31The Fat Electrician?

  We'll call him.

• 1:25:31Speaker 04

  Yeah. Well, it's, it's, no, okay, do you want me to break down the technical, exactly.

• 1:25:38The Fat Electrician?

  You're just being very vague.

• 1:25:39Speaker 04

  A coworker will call him because I'm not gonna break down the technicalities of how we work with each other. It's a long fucking story. A subcontractor who had hired, we were working on a job, he's a guy who was kind of a friend of a friend and I decided I'd take him along. I hired him, he did like, you know, what?

• 1:25:54Speaker 01

  The stone wall was about three feet.

• 1:25:58Speaker 04

  Not fucking important to the story. Thanks, Nick. Fat-headed fuck.

• 1:26:04The Fat Electrician?

  No wonder his head-

• 1:26:05Speaker 03

  So small, he takes out all the minor details.

• 1:26:14Speaker 01

  Look at that shit. Look at that. Okay. Yeah. They're like, they're like, yeah, we put 10 fucking clips in there for, for the option for some monster with a goddamn watermelon for a head to come in and have only two of them. And then he insults me for using the normal amount.

• 1:26:40Speaker 01

  Shut up, you giant water headed.

• 1:26:41Speaker 03

  Show, show me how you need. You need all of them. You need all of them.

• 1:26:46Speaker 01

  They put on the hat for normal human heads.

• 1:26:50Speaker 03

  When you put all of them on, this is like, oh, so the, so their, so their son can take a cute picture.

• 1:26:57Speaker 01

  All these buttons on there for a normal goddamn head.

• 1:27:01Speaker 03

  Is that why the cops have in a widow's peak? Because it's supposed to look that way asshole?

• 1:27:06Speaker 01

  They put 10 clips on there. It's like, normal when you only have two hanging on for dear fucking lives. That's how fucking normal sized heads should look. The fact you just skinned in this hat with your two fucking clipped pegs doesn't mean my head's not normal sized. I just woke up five goddamn minutes ago. I crawled downstairs and you insult me?

• 1:27:31Speaker 03

  I bet you go through pillows way slower than I do.

• 1:27:35Speaker 01

  Pillows, pillows or with normal sized heads, who they make hats for? We call them pillows.

• 1:27:44Speaker 03

  I'm fucking crying.

• 1:27:45Speaker 04

  We're so happy that King Trout is back on the podcast.

• 1:27:48Speaker 03

  Anyway, this guy who's not quite a coworker.

• 1:27:51The Fat Electrician?

  Back to this three foot stone wall.

• 1:27:53Speaker 01

  So I take this fucking banadrol, both, both kinds.

• 1:27:57Speaker 01

  He drops me off, there's your hat back.

• 1:27:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is normal.

• 1:27:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, okay. You got a bunch of fucking fat, fat headed trees. So the stone wall. Come back down and there's a naked man. What the fuck's going on? Leave for five minutes, you guys get fucking gay.

• 1:28:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, Benadryl. And so I wake up, I don't remember shit. Yeah. Typical King Trout nap time. Wake up high as fuck. And my mom is sitting at the foot of my bed, reading me, uh, uh, what's his name? Uh, the, the author, uh, Tom, Tom Sawyer? Okay. Yeah. Big mustache guy. Mark Twain? Yeah, Mark Twain. There we go. Thank you. Jim, what? Yeah. You could've just called him Jim.

• 1:28:49Speaker 01

  Oh, that sends me down a different story, but no. My, my mom is reading me fucking, uh, Mark Twain. Just in her normal voice. And I, I like levitate out of bed. And she's petting like a giant tarantula. Oh, my God. And. What was your indicator something was wrong? Dude, I swear to God, I thought this was, I thought this was real life. And so I had a full ass conversation with my mom. I walked downstairs and there's like everything you could order from the Wendy's menu, sitting on my kitchen table. And I was like, oh, I can have whatever we like. It was like the Garden of Earthly Delights, you know? Except it was fucking Wendy's shit. And I went and touched the spicy nuggets and it was like.

• 1:29:35Speaker 01

  And I snapped back to my fucking bed and like bursted awake. And none of that was real. Believe it or not, my mom was not sitting at the foot of my bed, reading Mark Twain, petting a giant tarantula. Anyway, don't mix the pill form and the liquid form of Benadryl and Nick has a fat fucking head. This was the, uh, it was Lizzie has a gap, but this is the original. Fuck rock salt and nails, home intruders get, uh, get to go into the pocket dimension.

• 1:30:05Speaker 01

  Dear God. What are we doing? Are we doing a podcast?

• 1:30:10Speaker 01

  Oh shit.

• 1:30:10The Fat Electrician?

  Here.

• 1:30:12Speaker 03

  Every, what'd you guys all do last night? Cody just cooked steaks at 11pm.

• 1:30:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:30:17The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:18Speaker 04

  We just hung out in my kitchen till 3am.

• 1:30:20The Fat Electrician?

  Cody was cooking steak and I was dicking around with his bomb robot, scaring his dogs.

• 1:30:24Speaker 05

  We played with Killers too.

• 1:30:26The Fat Electrician?

  That's also true.

• 1:30:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:30:28Speaker 01

  That's a sentence.

• 1:30:30Speaker 03

  What's the dog robot?

• 1:30:31Speaker 04

  The bomber.

• 1:30:32The Fat Electrician?

  The bomber.

• 1:30:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, what is that?

• 1:30:33The Fat Electrician?

  You know, like the little, little.

• 1:30:34Speaker 03

  I know, how, like Cody, well, you bought that and then we haven't talked about that at all.

• 1:30:40Speaker 04

  Yeah. R2FU? Yeah, I found R2FU on eBay. He's a military surplus bomb robot. So like a SWAT robot. Did you just assume his gender? Look.

• 1:30:55The Fat Electrician?

  He's got a dildo.

• 1:30:56Speaker 04

  Fair.

• 1:30:57Speaker 01

  If you're skilled enough, you can jerk yourself off with it.

• 1:31:00Speaker 04

  I found this bomb robot and I bought it because like we said, when, you know, when we were kids, we couldn't, we were poor as fuck. And I'm just, maybe I'm reliving my childhood now and it's cool as shit and we all get to play with it.

• 1:31:16The Fat Electrician?

  What did, what did Moody say when you came home with a bomb robot?

• 1:31:19Speaker 04

  She went to go get it with us. Yeah, Moody came with us to get the bomber.

• 1:31:23The Fat Electrician?

  You should marry her.

• 1:31:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, I should marry that girl.

• 1:31:26Speaker 03

  What are the other?

• 1:31:27Speaker 04

  You should get right on that. The what?

• 1:31:29Speaker 03

  What do the other dogs think of?

• 1:31:32Speaker 01

  The other dogs?

• 1:31:33Speaker 03

  It's a robot.

• 1:31:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, but it looks like a dog.

• 1:31:36Speaker 04

  It, no, it's not a robot. It's not like a dog.

• 1:31:38The Fat Electrician?

  It's not a robot dog. It's the one with the little pet trats. It's like this big. It's a tank with two arms.

• 1:31:42Speaker 03

  I was way up.

• 1:31:43Speaker 01

  I thought you got one of the.

• 1:31:45Speaker 04

  No. No, the boss.

• 1:31:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, the boss of dynamic. Yeah, I thought you got one of those.

• 1:31:49Speaker 04

  The one that says the N word. So shut up bitch. It's the.

• 1:31:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:31:55Speaker 04

  I am also seeing.

• 1:31:57Speaker 01

  Is this real life? Did I take too much Benadryl?

• 1:32:00Speaker 04

  It's one of those. Battalion bomb defusal robot.

• 1:32:02Speaker 01

  Oh, I was way up.

• 1:32:04Speaker 03

  I thought you got one of the dog ones.

• 1:32:05Speaker 01

  No. Editor, can we please put up the Talon bomb defusal robot? Don't put that up, Chase.

• 1:32:13Speaker 01

  What do you do with it in your home?

• 1:32:15The Fat Electrician?

  What do you do with it last night? While I play with it. What do you mean? The same thing I do with my giant atomic bomb replica. Hey, you guys wanna come over, drink beer and look at this?

• 1:32:26The Fat Electrician?

  Look at the cool limited edition item I've acquired.

• 1:32:29Speaker 04

  Look, Nick said he was hungry last night, so I cooked steaks and we played with bomb robot.

• 1:32:35Speaker 01

  Sounds like a great fucking time.

• 1:32:36The Fat Electrician?

  It was.

• 1:32:38Speaker 04

  I thought it was cool.

• 1:32:41Speaker 01

  What all can it do?

• 1:32:42The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 1:32:43Speaker 04

  Everything.

• 1:32:47Speaker 01

  Literally, how does it operate? I have no fucking clue.

• 1:32:49The Fat Electrician?

  There's a fucking, there's a fucking, uh, you remember like the, the knockoff Pelican cases in the army?

• 1:32:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:32:56The Fat Electrician?

  The big ones that float.

• 1:32:57Speaker 01

  It's like the bomb you defuse in CSGO.

• 1:32:59The Fat Electrician?

  And you undo the things and open it up and there's like a screen and there's all the controls and knobbies and shit.

• 1:33:06Speaker 01

  There's four screens?

• 1:33:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:33:08The Fat Electrician?

  Four cameras.

• 1:33:11The Fat Electrician?

  You got an arm camera, a front camera, a back camera and some other camera.

• 1:33:15Speaker 01

  Holy shit, you got like a legit one too.

• 1:33:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, man.

• 1:33:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:33:19Speaker 04

  I wanna bring it over here for us to play with it on an episode or something.

• 1:33:23Speaker 01

  It should be the gang's new bartender. It's a microphone?

• 1:33:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:33:27The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, so you can tell people, drop the gun.

• 1:33:29Speaker 01

  Push to talk. Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah, your bomb robot.

• 1:33:33Speaker 04

  Bomb robot.

• 1:33:34Speaker 01

  Your bomb robot has a VoIP.

• 1:33:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:33:37Speaker 01

  There's a butt plug with electrodes in it. It's crazy. What's the fire control? That lights up the butt plug with the electrodes.

• 1:33:47The Fat Electrician?

  Case, in case you wanna rig it to a bunch of C4 and blow somebody up. What do you mean?

• 1:33:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:33:51Speaker 01

  Which is exactly what they did in Dallas.

• 1:33:53The Fat Electrician?

  I know, that's why I brought it up.

• 1:33:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:33:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude, they, the Dallas parking garage.

• 1:33:57Speaker 01

  Like you did the shit on the guy's butt hole.

• 1:33:59Speaker 03

  What was the Dallas one?

• 1:34:01Speaker 01

  So there was that guy who, uh, ambushed a bunch of cops, uh, it was years ago, like 10 years, something like that.

• 1:34:05Speaker 04

  During a BLM protest.

• 1:34:06Speaker 03

  Oh, that was the bad one.

• 1:34:08Speaker 01

  I think it was even before that.

• 1:34:09Speaker 04

  It was the largest loss of law enforcement officers since nine 11.

• 1:34:15Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:34:16Speaker 04

  It was during a BLM protest, a dude just started smoking cops.

• 1:34:20Speaker 01

  I think it was, I think it was. Four, like it was years before, like they was, it was an anti cop thing, but like the guy just uh started smoking cops from it was a parking garage or something like that. No, he was um, this is outside of building because he was using those pillars and actually moving like he did proper movement.

• 1:34:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's exactly the one that, yeah, that we're talking about.

• 1:34:37Speaker 01

  Cause he would actually run them down.

• 1:34:38Speaker 04

  It ended up not being a parking garage, sorry, I told you that.

• 1:34:41Speaker 01

  It was twenty sixteen.

• 1:34:42Speaker 04

  He was in a lot, I think he ended up in a library, like a library building, but there was only one hall for law enforcement to come down. And so like a fatal funeral and they couldn't, they couldn't shoot him because they were trying to shoot him the entire night after he killed five cops. And so they had to drive the bomb robot down with a, like, I think it had like two pounds of C four on it. And they just pulled it up to him and blew it up and just like smoked the dude with C four.

• 1:35:09Speaker 01

  Fucking good. Beep boop hello.

• 1:35:14Speaker 04

  So that's what those buttons are.

• 1:35:15Speaker 01

  The LCD screen with a smile. Yeah. Then explodes. Wait for flash, yeah, twenty twenty sixteen, um, it was the Dallas police shooting, uh, tragic incident where five police officers were killed and several others injured. During a protest against police brutality.

• 1:35:32Speaker 01

  Sorry. Is something funny Hunter?

• 1:35:37Speaker 03

  That was a bad one. I remember watching that one and knowing, oh, that guy actually train trained.

• 1:35:42Speaker 01

  I'm sorry, you were a hundred percent right with BLM. I was thinking, for whatever reason in my mind, I was mentally associating BLM with twenty twenty, like similar level bullshit.

• 1:35:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:35:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:35:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, that, that was, it was during a, I can't remember who they were protesting, someone that, what's up? Michael Brown hands up, don't shoot. It wasn't, it wasn't a Michael Brown one, it was um, the dude in Louisiana. Uh, but, but yeah, the dude thought the best way to.

• 1:36:10Speaker 01

  Orlando Sterling.

• 1:36:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was Orlando, yeah.

• 1:36:15Speaker 04

  But uh, yeah, they drove the bomb robot in and just blew this motherfucker up. Which also brought a bunch of questions where it's like, when can, we, we can just use things like this to kill people?

• 1:36:28Speaker 03

  It's like, if you kill people, yes.

• 1:36:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, you can do that.

• 1:36:32Speaker 01

  You warned me about how strong the grip was. I, I was fucking around with it yesterday and uh, shouts out my boy Veteran with a sign. What's up dude? What's up, bro? He put a blanket on me while I was napping upstairs, dude? Love you to death, bro. Love you to death, dude. So we were hanging out yesterday and I was fucking around with the, the sex robot, as some would call it, because it depends on how you use it technically. But uh, they were like, careful, it's got a really strong grip. And I had the thought, yeah, you could technically rip somebody's penis off.

• 1:37:01Speaker 03

  Just picturing it with the tits placed on it and then Fifi on the back.

• 1:37:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's a hot ass robot.

• 1:37:08Speaker 03

  It still has the tank treads and everything.

• 1:37:09Speaker 01

  You could go to Dallas and rip off Orlando Bloom's dick, whatever.

• 1:37:15Speaker 03

  You've heard of drive tanks. Well, get ready for.

• 1:37:19Speaker 04

  Be like, you haven't seen it yet, right?

• 1:37:21Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:37:21Speaker 04

  I put googly eyes on it.

• 1:37:23Speaker 01

  Did you really?

• 1:37:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:37:24Speaker 01

  I haven't seen that part. Where'd you put them?

• 1:37:27Speaker 03

  On one of the arms.

• 1:37:27Speaker 04

  Face.

• 1:37:29Speaker 01

  Shit.

• 1:37:29Speaker 04

  R2FU has a face now.

• 1:37:32Speaker 01

  It's got that claw too. Rip your dick clean off.

• 1:37:35Speaker 03

  You tested the.

• 1:37:36Speaker 01

  Just like Orlando Bloom. No, they, they, they warned me about it. So I was, I was concerned and there was a, a white claw can sitting on the dining room table. And I went over and I picked it up. And they were like, careful, it grips really strong. So my immediate follow-up question was, you could rip somebody's dick off.

• 1:37:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:37:55Speaker 01

  And rotate its hand. Yeah, just.

• 1:38:04Speaker 01

  Good morning.

• 1:38:09Speaker 03

  It's fucking five o'clock at night. I know. Oh my god.

• 1:38:12Speaker 01

  What are we doing? Are we doing a podcast or what's up?

• 1:38:15Speaker 03

  And on that note, we can close her out.

• 1:38:17Speaker 01

  It's been two hours? I was napping for two hours?

• 1:38:20Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:38:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:38:21Speaker 03

  Holy shit. So, so was Richard. You are literally the unsub guy on the couch.

• 1:38:26Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, I wasn't on the couch. I was up on the floor and to say hi to Eli's studio. My truck's dead as fuck. We gotta get jumper cables.

• 1:38:34Speaker 03

  Richard woke up during this podcast starting. He was like, it's over? But now it's just beginning.

• 1:38:40Speaker 01

  I think we did the sign off on Patreon. He's just like, you guys already went for.

• 1:38:42The Fat Electrician?

  Two hours?

• 1:38:44Speaker 04

  The credit. Thank you for watching the unsubscribe podcast. I'm Donut Operator. Fuck you.

• 1:38:51The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:38:54Speaker 04

  Cody. Oh, it's so good to have Mr. Trout back again. Bye, everyone. Thank you for joining the unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli Double Tap, Fat Electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. We love you.

• 1:39:08The Fat Electrician?

  Bye. Okay, bye.

• 1:39:09Speaker 01

  Quack ping out.

• 1:39:10The Fat Electrician?

  Quack ping out. My head's perfectly normalized.

• 1:39:46Speaker 00

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