Brandon Is Running For Congress! (Round 2) | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 226

The boys get together after a very busy week to catch up on what’s been happening! LIVE TOUR TICKETS ON SALE NOW! https://unsubcrew.com/liveshows Watch this episode ad-free and uncensored on Pepperbox! https://www.pepperbox.tv/ WATCH THE AFTERSHOW & BTS ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/collections/unsubscribe-podcast ------------------------------ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! BOOKING. COM https://booking.com TRUE CLASSIC Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/UNSUB #trueclassicpod SHOPIFY Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at http://shopify.com/unsubpod FUM Head to https://www.tryfum.com/UNSUB and use promo code UNSUB to get your free gift with purchase and start the Good Habit today! MANDO Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get 20% off + free shipping with promo code UNSUB at https://shopmando.com #mandopod ------------------------------ UNSUB MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast ------------------------------ FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS! Unsubscribe Podcast https://www.instagram.com/unsubscribepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@unsubscribepodcast https://x.com/unsubscribecast Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://x.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonHerrera https://x.com/TheAKGuy https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/@DonutOperator https://x.com/DonutOperator https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator The Fat Electrician https://www.youtube.com/@the_fat_electrician https://thefatelectrician.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician ------------------------------ unsubscribe pod podcast episode ep unsub funny comedy military army comedian texas podcasts #podcast #comedy #funnypodcast Chapters 0:00 LIVE SHOW TICKETS OUT NOW! 1:42 Welcome To Unsub! 9:05 The Battlefield 6 Cheating Drama 11:57 Eli Went To DC 14:16 Live Show Anxiety 19:22 Eli Went To The White House 30:35 Brandon Is Running For Congress! 57:39 Unsubscribe Fitness Challenge 1:05:52 Eli & Sav Got Engaged! 1:09:14 Eli Bought A New Toy 1:21:28 Airports Are The Worst 1:35:23 Jared Isaacman 1:39:38 Time Travel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  Can the White House reschedule Purple Heart Day?

• 0:34Speaker 02

  I get anxiety, I'm jerking Brandon off.

• 0:36Speaker 01

  It's perfectly normal, I have anxiety.

• 0:38Speaker 02

  Sometimes make hard men, you're hard. Or something.

• 0:44Speaker 02

  Question my mortality? Yeah, thanks Eli. Motherf***. By the way, hi Tony.

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• 1:43The Fat Electrician?

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• 2:26Speaker 03

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• 2:27Speaker 02

  Eli double crack. Hi, everyone.

• 2:29Speaker 01

  Fucking beat me to it.

• 2:31Speaker 02

  Hi, everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here.

• 2:40Speaker 03

  Today is, man, we have so much. This is going out tomorrow. We're filming on a Friday. It will be edited and kicked out tomorrow. That is why it is a day late because we have like, everyone's been working, traveling, busy. Brandon just got in.

• 2:54Speaker 01

  Turns out this has been a busy week for some of us.

• 2:58Speaker 03

  What?

• 2:59Speaker 02

  Oh, which makes it cooler for you guys because this is a fresh podcast. You guys are getting the deets tomorrow.

• 3:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:06Speaker 02

  Oh, today for you.

• 3:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, today. This is going to be as fresh as a.

• 3:10Speaker 01

  Button up that shirt before you hurt somebody.

• 3:12Speaker 03

  Whoa, whoa, the taco meats out. Holy shit. Cody got that taco.

• 3:16Speaker 02

  That's opposite of what you usually ask, but that's okay.

• 3:22Speaker 01

  I, it was, it was that number. I was just like, oh damn nipple.

• 3:26Speaker 03

  Damn, damn.

• 3:28Speaker 02

  It wasn't.

• 3:28Speaker 03

  It's hot in here. Whoo. Do we have? Well, first off, the live shows, Jesus, I think a couple are sold out already.

• 3:38Speaker 01

  Including Iowa.

• 3:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  Which Nick is going to be incredibly smug about.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  We were talking about that.

• 3:44Speaker 03

  They're going to be really happy. Yeah. They're going to be like, ah, there we go.

• 3:50Speaker 01

  Do we have to blur that?

• 3:52Speaker 03

  Now you just have to.

• 3:54Speaker 01

  Those are just Nick fans.

• 3:55Speaker 02

  He doesn't just call his fans, though.

• 3:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:58Speaker 01

  I don't know. He probably should.

• 3:59Speaker 02

  We got the Pepperbacks.

• 4:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

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  We can't have the knickers.

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  Say it a third time. Why?

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  We just have to really put in the font.

• 4:08Speaker 01

  Just like, yeah, there you go. Put that on screen.

• 4:12Speaker 03

  Every time it's like, just alarms going off, showing what word he is saying.

• 4:17Speaker 01

  N I C apostrophe.

• 4:21Speaker 02

  I'm just, I'm just seeing how many Red Bulls I can make Finn drink tonight while he's editing this podcast.

• 4:29Speaker 01

  Curse.

• 4:30Speaker 03

  Up all night.

• 4:31Speaker 01

  That's not better.

• 4:33Speaker 02

  CK dude.

• 4:35Speaker 01

  It's C. Just C.

• 4:37Speaker 02

  C, right?

• 4:38Speaker 01

  C.

• 4:39Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:39Speaker 01

  We might have to cut some of this, like legitimately, that's pretty.

• 4:42Speaker 02

  The live tours are coming up, though. That's what we're trying to say. And then we had the Patreon and the Pepperbacks. They balled up so many before we even released it to the, to the general public today.

• 4:55Speaker 03

  I think with meet and greets and VIPs, y'all sold out in less than two hours because you amazing humans are wild. It's awesome talking to W M and all of them, and especially the theater. So like, yo, what the, wait, this isn't to everyone? I was like, no, that's just like part of the audience that, uh, they just hang out.

• 5:21Speaker 01

  They're dirty plops and. You think that it's good now, like for the theaters, like just wait till you see how much they drink.

• 5:28Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, no. Do you guys remember Nashville show?

• 5:32Speaker 01

  Nashville remembers Nashville.

• 5:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, where the manager of the Nashville venue came up and said, they're, the, the, the people who work here are terrified of you guys. Cause we had someone bring in.

• 5:43Speaker 01

  What a. AT4, I believe.

• 5:45Speaker 02

  An AT4 rocket launcher.

• 5:46Speaker 01

  They tried to. Then I think that one guy in the bathroom.

• 5:49Speaker 02

  Of course, we're all like, that's awesome. But the, the people that worked at the venue, they were terrified.

• 5:55Speaker 03

  Like this is called a mass shooting.

• 5:57Speaker 02

  Like, no.

• 6:00Speaker 03

  They got our back.

• 6:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, we got Colazo here, dude, in Nashville. There, nothing bad's gonna happen.

• 6:05Speaker 03

  Trust me, if someone pulls a gun, that AT4 will be used against that individual. It'll be dope to see.

• 6:12Speaker 02

  I think we talked about at the board before where the person tried to rob the gun store and then everyone in the gun store shot them. It would be that times, what, how many people do we have in Nashville? Like a thousand people?

• 6:22Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 6:23Speaker 02

  Someone just gets shredded pulling a gun.

• 6:25Speaker 01

  Our crowd would just rip them apart with their bare hands. It would be dawn of the dead.

• 6:31Speaker 02

  Intestines getting pulled out.

• 6:34Speaker 02

  And arm flies up on stage.

• 6:36Speaker 01

  You got our fans walking out like with intestines around their neck. It's like a souvenir.

• 6:40Speaker 03

  Well, that's for Pepperbox only.

• 6:43Speaker 02

  You filled a room with drunk GW veterans. Good job.

• 6:48Speaker 01

  To watch the uncensored cut go over to Pepperbox.

• 6:51Speaker 03

  It's a great time, but we are actually pitched it to the guys today and we'll see if this even stays in. Immediately Iowa was or Des Moines was saying, hey, you guys can do a double show. And we're like,

• 7:07Speaker 03

  our double shows are so rough.

• 7:09Speaker 01

  Nashville was horrible. That was, I'm sure they enjoyed it, but my God.

• 7:13Speaker 03

  It is a lot. And I know what you're thinking. Well, you just get a drink for an hour and a half. Yes. And then you have to drink again for another hour and a half. And then you're shitwrecked and don't remember.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  But while being on, like being, you know, presenting.

• 7:28Speaker 03

  While you're turned on.

• 7:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly. While you're turned on. Imagine being turned on for more than four hours, apparently on it's, it's a, it's a problem that. God damn it.

• 7:41Speaker 01

  I will have to bow out of this podcast at some point. I'm convinced now.

• 7:47Speaker 03

  Go on, Cody.

• 7:51Speaker 03

  Knock on wood. That, that was a rough one for us because we, we have a little drinky doodle. I don't do great with crowds. I know we all got to loosen up a little bit, but then the, yeah, when number two rolls around, it's like, oh no, we're already a little, you know, we're a little toasty. And then number two rolls around. Yeah. Yeah, that's why we're, we're discussing that. And now you get to see this reaction because I found out two days ago about it. Our Phoenix show. Our Phoenix show, guys, is, uh, we're in the center and it's a 360. They're behind us? Yeah. That's worse than in front of us. That's every, every side. I seen it yesterday or two days ago. I was like, oh, fuck what?

• 8:36Speaker 03

  We are in the, we walk out and we are in the middle of everyone and they're looking from every angle.

• 8:42Speaker 01

  So that was my number one concern because you always wanted to, you, you, you keep saying like, oh, I want to do Madison Square Garden. I'm like, I don't know how we do our sitting at a table, talking to each other bit. When there's people behind us, that was my biggest reservation. So now we get to figure out how the fuck we do that exactly.

• 8:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:59Speaker 01

  Without just doing like the Pedro Pascal, like, and you should hear this too, like.

• 9:06Speaker 01

  How, how do we do that?

• 9:08Speaker 03

  I'm not getting anxiety.

• 9:13Speaker 01

  Weird, he never gets anxiety around Bella Ramsey.

• 9:17Speaker 02

  I get anxiety, I'm jerking Brandon off. It's perfectly normal, I have anxiety.

• 9:23Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm sorry, it's kinda like the fucking Family Guy, like, it's okay, I'm trans. No, in that case, do whatever you want, all the time.

• 9:28Speaker 02

  All the time. Cheat on Battlefield 6 all the time, it's fine.

• 9:32Speaker 01

  Oh, that did happen, yeah. Your fucking blog was so funny about that, where you're just like, I don't know which, if John did all of those things, I'm not sure which I'd be more disappointed by. The fact that he was turning into like some, you know, dressing up as a woman in cat ears, or he was cheating in Battlefield 6. As a father, I don't know where to draw the line.

• 9:53Speaker 02

  I left the part out where I said I would beat the shit out of him. If I caught him in cat ears, acting like a girl.

• 10:03Speaker 03

  I wasn't cheating, I was like, huh.

• 10:08Speaker 03

  And people are actually defending that, it's fucking wild, it's like, they're just really good.

• 10:12Speaker 01

  People?

• 10:15Speaker 02

  Phobes, I'm not scared of them.

• 10:21Speaker 01

  That wasn't exactly what I meant, but it came out very funny.

• 10:26Speaker 03

  Oh, Twitter, I don't get on that app at all anymore, like, I never got on too much, but every time I hop on.

• 10:32Speaker 01

  I'm not beating the allegations, but I'm about to do the gays thing, yeah, there you go.

• 10:35Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 10:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:37Speaker 03

  Make-a-way.

• 10:39Speaker 02

  We haven't seen each other in a week.

• 10:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, you know.

• 10:41Speaker 03

  So cute. You're gonna rekindle it here.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  Do you wanna talk about the Battlefield 6 thing?

• 10:48Speaker 01

  Which thing?

• 10:49Speaker 02

  The what we're talking about.

• 10:50Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, I thought you were allegations. Fucking go for it.

• 10:54Speaker 03

  Obviously, they're just really good not cheating.

• 10:56Speaker 02

  Uh, no, it's, it went super viral on Twitter this week, because that's where I live, I know it's not a place anyone should live ever, but I bear this cross for all of us.

• 11:06Speaker 01

  The albatross around your neck.

• 11:07Speaker 02

  No, there's this dude that dresses up like a cat girl, and like, obviously hacking, and even people who developed hacking apps came out and was like, no, that's hacking, I'll explain exactly how they're hacking, it was, it was just weird stuff.

• 11:19Speaker 01

  They're talking about even the field of view, they're like, you're hacking because of this field of view, because of this response, each, every.

• 11:27Speaker 02

  And again, how I know they're hacking is fucking no one snaps like that in first person shooters. Unless you are shroud level and guess what? We would know your name if you're shroud level of playing.

• 11:38Speaker 01

  Not only that, but like snapping, doing like a 180, not like perfect 180, but close to it. And pre firing people behind walls and shit. It's like, come on.

• 11:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:47Speaker 01

  That's.

• 11:49Speaker 02

  Well, the internet was mad at first because they're like, oh, you're hacking. And then it came out, oh, you're like this cat girl thing, dude, whether the fuck they are. And they're like, oh no, they're not hacking or they are hacking, but it's fine. Exactly. The Family Guy bit that you're saying.

• 12:03Speaker 01

  Oh, in that case, do what you want.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  Do what you want. Do what you want all the time. Oh, and what a wild week on the internet.

• 12:11Speaker 03

  Fucking chaos. I was like, ah, ah. Oh man, we have. What we have you going, you just announced, which is wild. We have.

• 12:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, that did happen.

• 12:24Speaker 03

  The DC trip. I was just at DC.

• 12:27Speaker 02

  Let's talk about that first.

• 12:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:29Speaker 02

  We haven't brought that up. Cause you didn't even plan that.

• 12:32Speaker 03

  No.

• 12:33Speaker 02

  You went out there for what? Your first trip to DC? What'd you do on your first trip?

• 12:36Speaker 03

  First trip, uh, it was for a speaking engagement with Clint. So Romeshay, he was like, hey, and the, uh, the group he works with, which is the.

• 12:47Speaker 01

  Should have fucking.

• 12:48Speaker 02

  We've had Romeshay on here before, right?

• 12:49Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 12:50Speaker 02

  Medal of honor recipient.

• 12:51Speaker 03

  God, now I gotta remember what is his.

• 12:55Speaker 01

  It's some sort of like Medal of Honor Foundation, right?

• 12:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, he has two. So he has the Medal of Honor Foundation and then he also has the American. Actually, I can just type in.

• 13:05Speaker 02

  You were just being a cool guy going out to that, just having a good time.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was the American Warrior nonprofit and that's, uh, another foundation he works on. And they asked if I wanted to do a guest speaking for them. I was like a hundred percent. I'll do that. No problem.

• 13:19Speaker 02

  Cause we love veterans. Brandon Herrera loves veterans.

• 13:22Speaker 01

  Well, not if you ask the people who hate me and spend millions of dollars to make sure, uh, bad Republican stays in office. In that case, they'll say whatever the fuck they need to say.

• 13:32Speaker 01

  It's almost like these people don't actually believe what they're telling you. They just, they know it sounds bad on TV.

• 13:37Speaker 03

  We'll cut this one segment and we'll just try to erase any good he's done for the veteran community and we'll be fine there. There he hates.

• 13:46Speaker 01

  Let's clip it out of context and make sure we don't know, you know, we'll, we'll just, we'll clip it for the seven seconds to be shared around on Facebook by a bunch of bots that we pay for. And then everybody will, uh, will think, yeah, there you go.

• 13:57Speaker 03

  The boomers will be like, he hates them. I knew it. I seen that clip. That damn.

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• 14:38Speaker 03

  Oh, these damn Facebooks. Grandpa George, calm down. Ah, chill out, man.

• 14:44Speaker 01

  You gotta love it. It's, that's the stuff that, I don't know, we'll get into that later, I'm sure. But anyway, sorry, you're, you're, you're in DC.

• 14:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, you went to DC to hang out with Medal of Honor people. Gotta see the homies. Great catching up. And then, uh, the next day did a speaking engagement and it was just that transition period from military to civilian life and then how to stay motivated, blah, blah, blah. Which was great to talk about. It was an hour long, whole room of people, way small. It was great because it is a room of people, but dear God, because of everything we've done so far, I was way more comfortable where in the past that would have been terrifying. I was like, oh, thank God. It's only like a hundred people. Got this. Oh, you mean like with public speaking, you feel more comfortable? Yeah. Yeah. Cause it's still not fun. We, none of us, I think we're like. Fucking terrifying.

• 15:33Speaker 03

  This is our job. This is what we want to do in life is do public speaking or shows. Never said that once in my life.

• 15:40Speaker 01

  No.

• 15:41Speaker 03

  Now we do that. We're like, okay, let's just check this fucking, let's just check it off the box.

• 15:45Speaker 01

  I think we're all way better at it now, but like.

• 15:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, practice makes perfect, buddy.

• 15:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's still not fun.

• 15:51Speaker 03

  Throw yourself into, uh, out of, you know, throw yourself out of your comfort zone and. And we don't practice.

• 15:57Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 15:58Speaker 03

  Our practice is in front of y'all every time.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. Just to throw that out there, when we did the live shows the last time, we didn't practice any of that. We just were like, let's have fun.

• 16:10Speaker 01

  Our practice show is literally just doing the San Antonio show because it's like, okay, well, we don't have to fly. It's 20 minutes from where we live.

• 16:17Speaker 02

  All our friends are here. We're comfortable.

• 16:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:20Speaker 02

  Rich showed his butthole to everyone.

• 16:22Speaker 01

  That really did set the tone.

• 16:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:24Speaker 03

  Look, we're good. We're good. And then we just warm up and refine the craft live. We don't even do rehearsal shows.

• 16:31Speaker 01

  No.

• 16:31Speaker 03

  Which, when you tell other people that, that do this for a living, they're like, what the fuck?

• 16:37Speaker 01

  At most, we'll sit in the green room and like, oh yeah, by the way, I just thought of this bit. When you introduce it like this, I'll hit you with this joke. Like, we'll do that like four or five times in between. There's no rehearsal, no set list, nothing.

• 16:52Speaker 03

  No, we have a rough idea going in. It's like, here's the beats and then let's fucking have fun and the pivot, really quick pivots, just, or we'll throw away segments all together at once. And then new segment, Cody, go.

• 17:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, I start choking. I'm just like, Rich, start making fun of the audience. He's like, alright, Brad. Fuck yeah.

• 17:13Speaker 01

  Fucking microphone.

• 17:13Speaker 03

  He's the only one that lives and thrives off of everything that unfolds.

• 17:18Speaker 01

  20% Rich, 20%.

• 17:21Speaker 02

  Because, because when we're at home, it's like, hey, man, you, you playing Helldivers?

• 17:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, I'm playing Helldivers.

• 17:28Speaker 02

  That, that's our home life.

• 17:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:30Speaker 03

  It's like, ah, so.

• 17:31Speaker 01

  The amount of times like we'll be sitting at like brunch and like, just taking care of whatever work we got to be doing for the day, whatever we're doing. It's like, there will, multiple times, there will be five minute stints where nobody says a fucking word to each other.

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• 19:26Speaker 03

  I like quiet.

• 19:27Speaker 01

  Just, it's...

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  This is my night.

• 19:29Speaker 01

  It's a level of comfort, too.

• 19:30Speaker 02

  We found our vibe with each other.

• 19:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's just, the nightmare is being, interacting. And it's not because of y'all, it's just social anxiety. And then being an introvert, you just get super tired really quick.

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  Smile.

• 19:44Speaker 01

  But I think there's something to be said about that, though, like finding people that you're comfortable being silent around.

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  Surround yourself with wonderful people.

• 19:55Speaker 03

  That's how you know they're really good friends or in a good relationship when you can just live in silence next to each other. You're like, oh, okay, that's a good friend. I don't, there doesn't have to be constant affirmation, talking noise. We can just sit here, do our own thing. They do their own thing. 10 minutes. Oh, shit. Have you seen this? Oh, that can actually exist in a friendship. Fucking wild. Fucking wild. But we did Tuesday, me or talking to everyone, having that great conversation, interacting with others and a lot of metal honor recipients, which was always

• 20:33Speaker 03

  an honor to be around. And then the text, hey, Verraldo Group and what's their organization?

• 20:41Speaker 01

  The, the Independence Fund.

• 20:43Speaker 03

  Independence Fund. And they are always amazing people. They're like, Eli, hey, Thursday, I'm flying home Tuesday. Thursday, can you be in DC? I'm in DC for, to go to the White House for the.

• 20:57Speaker 01

  You're like on a plane, right?

• 20:58Speaker 03

  Yes. I was like, what?

• 21:00Speaker 02

  So, so introvert Eli was coming back home to his quiet place to play video games and hang out with his family.

• 21:06Speaker 03

  So happy.

• 21:07Speaker 02

  It's like, no, we need you out in like a day.

• 21:09Speaker 03

  Yeah. So happy to be home. So happy. And I think my response is, my first response is like, is there any other day we can do this? Cause I didn't know it was Purple Heart Day. I was just like, maybe the White House can move it for dumbass Mexican Eli.

• 21:25Speaker 01

  You're literally asking like, can the White House reschedule?

• 21:30Speaker 02

  I need a heart day.

• 21:33Speaker 03

  Your boy's tired.

• 21:34Speaker 01

  I know the president's supposed to be like speaking or something, but like, can he move it back?

• 21:39Speaker 03

  I was just like, oh, so I was like, yeah, with love too. Fuck, that is in two. Okay. Well, I'm going to land and buy plane tickets.

• 21:50Speaker 01

  But the second part was cool as fuck, wasn't it?

• 21:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, cuz we gotta go to the White House, which we've been before, which also amazing experience. And also, it's one of those things.

• 22:04Speaker 03

  It's it's weird talking to other individuals cuz it's like, oh shit. I forget who asked. They're like, hey, Thursday, what are you doing? Or this week, I need you for this meeting. It's like, oh shit, I gotta go to the White House. Sorry, I can't make that meeting. And they're like, what? And it's not, you got another meeting. It's you gotta go to the White House. And then they're like, why the fuck are you going to the White House?

• 22:22Speaker 01

  So you wanna pick that up? You just dropped that name pretty hard.

• 22:25Speaker 03

  Dude, exactly. And that's what I was like, in my head, I was like, I was fucking, oh yeah, that never mind. Rewind. Why the fuck would anyone ever turn down, turn that down? Because that is a opportunity you do not get in your lifetime. And it is a bucket list. You get to tell your kids about like all that dumb shit. You're like, yeah, I got invited to do this and then I got to sit and meet all these individuals.

• 22:48Speaker 01

  They're like, you mean like on a tour, right? Like, no.

• 22:53Speaker 03

  No. You just stopped a whole bunch on your way to the White House.

• 22:56Speaker 01

  Good point. I didn't think about that.

• 22:58Speaker 03

  You just stopped a whole bunch on your way.

• 23:01Speaker 01

  I mean, we remember what happened last time they didn't.

• 23:03Speaker 03

  Yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 23:04Speaker 01

  I saw that. There was, I don't remember if that was Babylon B or whoever it was. But it was, you know, you remember the memes that came out of like Trump on the roof? And he was just talking shit to reporters and stuff like that. They said, you know, Secret Service stands in awe watching President Trump walk on a slanted roof.

• 23:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:28Speaker 03

  And then like in line, going through checkpoints, I have like old ass Medal of Honor recipients from World War II. And then I'm with major cappers. And like they're wheeling him through and talking to him cuz he was part of our group. And that dude is a fucking badass. That is one dude when I went in to shake his hand. Hey, what's up, man? I told you guys, it's like, oh, I seen his Purple Heart and then the five like Oakleys are stars. Meaning he has five Purple Hearts.

• 24:00Speaker 03

  And my response was like, holy shit. You got a hit. How many times he's like, eh eh. Homeboy laughs about it. And then I did research about him and his one quote is you gotta kill them all. Oh, oh, that's why you are the poster for the Marines in the eighties and nineties.

• 24:17Speaker 01

  Literally on the poster.

• 24:19Speaker 03

  Literally the poster for the Marines.

• 24:21Speaker 02

  You have five or he had five?

• 24:23Speaker 03

  Five purple.

• 24:24Speaker 02

  You have one.

• 24:25Speaker 03

  I know.

• 24:31Speaker 03

  Fucking dick cheese over here. And they're putting him in for the Medal of Honor right now. There's that actual whole thing going on right now. Yeah. There's a whole thing going on for him to get a Medal of Honor and it's because this is like during uh, Vietnam and because he was black and it was, oh, well, he didn't go above and beyond. And then you read his story and you're like, yo, this dude, hundred percent Medal of Honor.

• 24:58Speaker 01

  Like how much more did you want him to do kind of thing?

• 25:00Speaker 03

  Yes, yes. Homeboy stacked fucking bodies. He has, and he's coming on the podcast.

• 25:05Speaker 01

  Oh, no shit. That's gonna be really cool. Yeah.

• 25:07Speaker 02

  Love that. What's his name again, Eli?

• 25:09Speaker 03

  This is Major Cappers.

• 25:10Speaker 01

  Major Cappers?

• 25:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, this dude has a confirmed knife kill and a confirmed two sidearm kills.

• 25:18Speaker 02

  That's my new Battlefield six name, Major Cappers.

• 25:21Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 25:22Speaker 02

  Sounds cool as shit.

• 25:23Speaker 03

  Dude, John C. Cappers.

• 25:26Speaker 02

  Confirmed with a knife.

• 25:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude.

• 25:28Speaker 02

  So someone has to see you get that kill. That's nasty.

• 25:32Speaker 03

  Their god. His handlers, and they were fantastic people, but these are like CAG. It was amazing seeing the JTACs and everyone around him to help him. And just living legend. So got to interact with him, talk, all that stuff. Got back. Or that was during the White House. Hey, we're going to meet uh, the president, uh, Pete, the Secretary of Defense.

• 25:55Speaker 01

  Yeah. I didn't know you're on a first name basis now.

• 25:58Speaker 03

  Oh, Pete, oh, Pete.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  That was super cool. Where Eli's like, I'm going to this, you know, this Purple Heart thing. And then we suddenly get a text message and it's Eli with Pete Hegseth. Like, oh, you're just going to a Purple Heart thing, huh?

• 26:12Speaker 01

  I think it was, you text me a picture of just like a selfie of you and Pete Hegseth. You're just like unsub taken over the world.

• 26:20Speaker 03

  What the fuck dude here I the guys haven't seen any of this one sir one of these.

• 26:26Speaker 01

  Oh no.

• 26:27Speaker 03

  Cause it is still.

• 26:29Speaker 01

  Now, when you say that, uh, what was that major, uh, was it major cappy?

• 26:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, cappers.

• 26:35Speaker 01

  Cap major capper. Sorry. He, uh, he was in your group. Was that just like with the independence fund? They brought, oh, that's, that's super cool.

• 26:41Speaker 03

  They had, uh, it was a few special forces guy that got hit in Afghanistan, these dudes. And it was on their fifth and last deployment, sixth and last deployment, and then they got hit. But hearing their stories like holy shit and they immediately just back with the boys. Cause the level of shit talking all of them were doing.

• 27:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:01Speaker 03

  Amongst each other. Cause they haven't been hit together. And I was like, oh, okay. You guys are like OG friends that have done this together. Like done this for a decade and you were in war for a decade together and you got like shot and uh ID went off together. And then watching them interact was like one of the best things. And just the level of shit talking and then introduced me to that group. And they didn't know who the fuck I was and I go into shit talking like, oh, oh, everyone's just having a blast.

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• 28:01Speaker 03

  But you have like.

• 28:06Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 28:09Speaker 03

  Oh, they had the band out there and everything?

• 28:11Speaker 01

  Dude, yes.

• 28:17Speaker 03

  That piano was like since the beginning of the White House.

• 28:25Speaker 01

  Holy shit.

• 28:26Speaker 03

  Beautiful.

• 28:28Speaker 01

  So I imagine if you like, if you're the pianist who fucks up while you play it, they just execute.

• 28:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:34Speaker 01

  Just North Korea styles.

• 28:36Speaker 03

  Yep. This was the crazy one.

• 28:38Speaker 01

  You go down in the tunnels with the list.

• 28:41Speaker 03

  This was the bathroom. So the men's bathroom and the women's bathroom are on separate sides. And there's a library to each one. This is like to the bathroom and like the library to the bathroom.

• 28:59Speaker 03

  American story right here.

• 29:03Speaker 03

  Beautiful. This is absolutely stunning. Nick would love this. Sorry, Nick. I'm sorry for that.

• 29:12Speaker 01

  I love how you're being like an obnoxious vlogger in the White House. You're like, sup, gang.

• 29:19Speaker 03

  I know, I saw that. I was like, no one's around and I will do it. But holy fuck, I gotta get this for the gang shit. Cause what the fuck is going on?

• 29:28Speaker 01

  I'm glad you did, but I had to make fun of you for it.

• 29:29Speaker 03

  A hundred percent.

• 29:30Speaker 01

  I hate that. Like if I have to record part of an ad or something and I'm at like the Denver airport, like,

• 29:37Speaker 01

  look, I need to do this for work, but I'm so sorry. I hate to be that guy. I hate that shit.

• 29:41Speaker 03

  I could see Nick pulling one of the books off of the wall where you were at and be like, ah, I don't know about this. I, dude, I'm gonna say touching everything. I touched the fucking Washington statue and I didn't think about it. Like I was touching, I was like, oh, yeah. Okay. And my head was like, fuck. And then I did get in trouble because we went someplace we weren't, we didn't realize it was cordoned off.

• 30:02Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 30:02Speaker 03

  Yeah. And they let us film there and there is only three of these. So.

• 30:09Speaker 01

  And.

• 30:13Speaker 03

  So

• 30:14Speaker 01

  You're literally doing the thing.

• 30:15Speaker 03

  I am doing the thing, literally. So there's only three in the entire White House with that. And that is for the wartime, because I think it is the way he's facing or something. There is something according to that. And there's only three locations in the entire White House.

• 30:31Speaker 01

  The direction that the Eagles facing.

• 30:33Speaker 03

  And then the security goes like, why are you guys over there? We're like, oh, I am so sorry. He's like, oh, oh, oh, it's good. It's good, but you have to get over here. I was like, I'm so sorry.

• 30:43Speaker 01

  Like, we went to a cordoned off area and they let us know politely as soon as the prongs from the taser hit my pectoral muscles.

• 30:51Speaker 01

  Sorry.

• 30:53Speaker 03

  Oh, it was fucking wild. It's just a, it's one of those experiences where you're just like, holy shit. And then shout out to Alex. Uh, he gave me that, I think I sent in the group chat, the, um, secret service coin, that dope.

• 31:05Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 31:07Speaker 03

  He, I, I was just hearing like, Eli, I was like, ha, ha. And he ran out and he's like, hey, dude, uh, just wanted to give you a coin. Also, uh, just thank you for everything unsub and you guys do. But if here, you want this coin, a hundred percent, one of the most dope coins, like a hundred and 60 years of service.

• 31:26Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 31:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, really, really cool coin. So thank you. Shout out to you, brother. And just an amazing experience to be part of, like,

• 31:35Speaker 03

  especially to fucking myself again, like getting out of the military and being where I got out as a specialist. And being in the White House for a Purple Heart ceremony and then having the president talk literally 10 feet and then shaking everyone's hands from that. I'm like, what the fuck is going on in my life right now?

• 31:55Speaker 01

  That, well, they need to start realizing the E4 mafia can just push themselves into anything they want.

• 32:00Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's a fucking wild, wild. Okay. And now fucking you going for, you just announced congressional run, my guy.

• 32:08Speaker 01

  One of, yeah, I've decided to ruin my life for the second time.

• 32:13Speaker 01

  One of probably the poorest guarded secrets in unsub history. So many comments, I've seen so many like little, little things that just slip. And I guess you have to know, but like in previous podcasts, like little things that get like, oh, well, when you do this. And I just like, watch myself go.

• 32:31Speaker 01

  Opssec fucking zero motherfucker. But yeah, um, and I saw a couple of people pointing out in the comments. But there's been a couple like on the unsub subreddits like, I think Brandon might be running for Congress again. Did you see this timestamp? Like, son of a bitch. This half second timestamp out of a two hour podcast. Honestly, I didn't know if I was gonna do it. I didn't know after last time.

• 32:55Speaker 03

  But then bunker released.

• 32:58Speaker 01

  Forgot about that. Oh, my God. Fucking two days before the announcement. Fucking bunker. And like, in fairness, they needed to make sure that, you know, all the the credit card process and everything was gonna work, right? But apparently, somebody had notifications set up or something. They had the the Brandon Herrera for Congress 2026 t-shirts up for like 30 seconds to test the portal and then took it down. And there was a screenshot that hit one of the discords immediately, like the Pepperbox Discord, I think. Like, hey, just so you know, bunker has the shirt up. I think Brandon's running again. I'm like, what the fuck?

• 33:34Speaker 03

  Y'all are fucking psychopaths.

• 33:36Speaker 01

  Fucking crazy. I know a group where like, wait, Brandon's running again?

• 33:41Speaker 03

  Crazy.

• 33:42Speaker 01

  That must be a fluke. But yeah, no, it's I really didn't know if that was something I was ever gonna do again. It was it was something after the last time. You know, it was it was really, it was rough the last time, you know, getting $13 million spent slandering you where you live. I tell that story a lot now, like at the the Texas Roadhouse, just me and you sitting at the the bar, trying to get some dinner, just have a steak, and just watching on ESPN to like, sitting there for an hour and watching two, you know, 20 ads run in the hour. Yeah, you know, Brandon Herrera hates veterans and kicks puppies. It's just, it's it's shitty. Like, it's it's hard to deal with. Yeah, dude, them veterans. Yeah, am I right?

• 34:24Speaker 02

  I think through all of our years in business on the internet, we've all used Shopify. I've used it for merch and my skate shop and a couple other businesses.

• 34:31Speaker 03

  I will actually agree 100% on that. Everything we do is run through Shopify.

• 34:36Speaker 01

  Even bunkers run through Shopify.

• 34:38Speaker 03

  Our shoes, which is a separate company, is run through Shopify and they talk together. Because of Shopify.

• 34:44Speaker 01

  Shopify runs the world.

• 34:46Speaker 03

  Did you know Shopify will actually help you design a website also, Cody?

• 34:50Speaker 02

  I know I didn't know about starting an online store when I started my career online. Shopify just made it super, super easy for my dumb.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  Brenda, what happens if people haven't heard about my brand though? That's actually easy, Eli. Shopify helps you find your customers with easy to use email and social media campaigns. Step Cody, what happens if I get stuck?

• 35:09Speaker 02

  Shopify is always around to share advice with their award winning 24/7 customer service.

• 35:13Speaker 03

  That's a port, bro. You got my back.

• 35:15Speaker 01

  And your front.

• 35:16Speaker 03

  Shopify helps millions of businesses around the world and

• 35:20Speaker 02

  10% of all e-commerce in the US.

• 35:22Speaker 01

  From household names like Mattel or Jimm Shark to new brands just getting started. Unsub shoes, unsub merch, bunker.

• 35:29Speaker 02

  No, we've all been doing this for over a decade and Shopify is the easiest e-commerce platform we've ever used.

• 35:35Speaker 01

  I think every single one of us has used Shopify at one point.

• 35:37Speaker 03

  I think all our businesses right now are using Shopify.

• 35:41Speaker 01

  Oh, except mine, but that's because it's guns. Can't do that.

• 35:44Speaker 03

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• 35:51Speaker 01

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• 35:54Speaker 02

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• 35:59Speaker 03

  Shopify.com/unsubpod.

• 36:03Speaker 02

  Eli just got back from the White House, like supporting veterans. You don't like veterans. I'm a veteran.

• 36:09Speaker 01

  I hate them so much. They're almost exclusively who I hang out with and who we've raised tons of money for. It's just so bad.

• 36:15Speaker 02

  These veterans.

• 36:17Speaker 01

  That's, that's what pisses me off. All right now I'm gonna go, I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna go into it right out the gate. Thank you, sir. I'm gonna go ahead and stand on that soapbox real quick. Tony, I've met with you before, right? Like I don't think that we're, we're both unreasonable people by any means. I've only ever attacked you on policy. Uh, some of my friends. Well, I can't speak for them, but as far as advertising and, you know, politics and whatnot, I've literally only ever attacked on policy. I don't think for a fucking moment you believe that I don't support veterans or veterans causes. I don't fucking believe that. The fact that you continue to attack on that and the fact that you spend so much of your money attacking me trying to pretend like I don't like veterans or that I don't support veteran causes that I

• 37:00Speaker 01

  actually believe any of this shit just proves that you're an actual disingenuous piece of shit if you attack me there. Straight up like it's, it's actually, it annoys the hell out of me because you're misleading your voters intentionally. Now, if you actually believe it, by all means, come out and say it. But actually say it like a man. Don't just attack behind these fucking super PACs and shit. Say what you mean. Alright, I'm done with my, my soapbox. There you go. You

• 37:25Speaker 02

  can have it back. My favorite part of this whole thing, this whole recent development of you running is Tony trying to be edgy.

• 37:33Speaker 01

  Oh, that did happen.

• 37:35Speaker 03

  Oh, real quick. Also put up Finn, uh, we're at like 975, $972,000 in donations for veterans and special needs and autism, autism, special needs in that order. So just put that up really quick. 972,000 in total.

• 37:53Speaker 01

  Which by the end of the year, we should probably be at like 1.2, 1.3, hopefully.

• 37:57Speaker 03

  Yeah. Just put that up real quick. Brandon hates veterans and then Brandon standing next to all the checks.

• 38:05Speaker 01

  It's almost like that's been important to us for a very fucking long time and we've all been working on that for a while.

• 38:10Speaker 02

  As his best friends from me and Eli, he hates veterans.

• 38:15Speaker 01

  Yes. It's fucking laughable. Like it's just a laughable smear campaign. And that's the other thing too. It's like Brandon Herrera is a neo-Nazi and all this shit. I'm like, then, then why did you have, why did you meet with me? Why did you have lunch with me? If you thought I was a fringe neo-Nazi? It's like, it's all political posturing and this is the shit people are tired about. This is the shit that people don't like about politics. It's just, it's, it's lying and it's purposely deceiving people that you think are stupid and the voters are a lot smarter than you think they are.

• 38:43Speaker 02

  Damn, Brandon, uh, when the campaign ran the last time, I don't think you ever took any of Tony's clips on his videos out of context and tried to deceive voters, did you?

• 38:53Speaker 01

  No, it's, it's kind of crazy. I only, I only ever attacked on his record, his voting record. There's a lot of shit, trust me. There's a lot of shit I could have attacked that was, you know, personal or otherwise. Never did, because I don't believe in that. I only attack on policy. The only problem I have with Tony truly like I the only problem I have is the voting record. And I think that's the only thing that matters to be honest.

• 39:14Speaker 01

  Hmm. It's weird.

• 39:15Speaker 02

  Tony Gonzalez, retard.

• 39:19Speaker 02

  I just.

• 39:21Speaker 02

  Him doing the edgy shit is the most wild thing to see. It's like, yo, homie. Wait, you haven't said this.

• 39:28Speaker 01

  Post. Can we put up?

• 39:30Speaker 02

  Put up the post real quick. Seeing this and then knowing. I don't know the last time he's ever said this period fucking ever on his internet career.

• 39:39Speaker 01

  Never, which don't get me wrong. I agree with the sentiment.

• 39:42Speaker 02

  No.

• 39:43Speaker 01

  Like it's, it's talking shit about gun buybacks. Gee, you wonder who's done that before. Uh, could you also put in the video of me? And Cody and Eli going to gun buybacks and talking about how stupid they are. And also the fact that, uh, my, my boy Wes Riddell has, uh, put legislation forward that passed that actually banned, uh, state, uh, funded gun buybacks in the state of Texas. So this is going to be the last taxpayer funded gun buyback in the state.

• 40:08Speaker 02

  Oh, no shit.

• 40:09Speaker 01

  As it should be. Yep. As it should be because they, they're stupid and they don't work, uh, or retarded. If, uh, that's.

• 40:15Speaker 02

  I didn't realize they were tax funded.

• 40:18Speaker 01

  Taxpayer funded or taxpayer subsidized at least a lot of them.

• 40:21Speaker 02

  Well, I want to press on that in here in a second about the gun buybacks, but first I'm not going to leave this alone. Tony thought he could be edgy. And it just didn't work out according to the internet. Um.

• 40:33Speaker 01

  Hey, this was what? Two days after I announced?

• 40:35Speaker 02

  Two days after you announced with like, you know, we, we say retard because we, it's in our vocabulary. We, we say it sometimes. We never stopped saying it, even when it was canceled.

• 40:44Speaker 01

  Grew up in the early 2000s.

• 40:45Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah. It was just funny. Someone who has never said that before was like, oh, this gun thing is retarded. This is retarded. It's like, ah, you're trying to out edge Brandon. That was the first thing I was thinking. It's like, you met an edgy internet guy who ran it up against you in almost one last time, but now you're trying to say retarded.

• 41:02Speaker 01

  Can we?

• 41:03Speaker 02

  What's happening?

• 41:04Speaker 01

  He literally did. Brandon or, uh, Tony hates retards.

• 41:09Speaker 03

  Because he's never used it.

• 41:10Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 41:12Speaker 03

  He's never donated to the cause. He did the same to you with the veteran side. But now we just start this entire campaign against him for anything. It's like, he hates special needs and autism.

• 41:26Speaker 02

  That's how it feels, motherfucker.

• 41:28Speaker 03

  He's like, what are you saying?

• 41:29Speaker 02

  I did see that. Oh, the scathing commercial that says, Tony said retarded.

• 41:36Speaker 01

  And I honestly thought like, cause you know, obviously that's something that we all care about. Like we have, you know, autism that, you know, is impacting our families. Like it's something that we raised a lot of money for. It's something that like, all jokes aside, we genuinely care about in this community.

• 41:51Speaker 01

  But again, if you clip little shit out of context, if you're a piece of shit that doesn't care about the truth and you just want to hurt your, your political adversaries. Yeah, that's something that I was like, yeah, man, they'll probably bring that up this time around. And here comes Tony with a steel chair, taking away like 20% of his own ammunition. I'm like, okay. Sure, brother, whatever, whatever floats your fucking boat.

• 42:10Speaker 02

  Now we gotta get him to say the N word.

• 42:16Speaker 01

  I saw some comments that were like that. They're like, if we could just gaslight him into thinking that this is the way you win.

• 42:22Speaker 03

  It'd be a wild turn. I'd be like, huh?

• 42:26Speaker 02

  Even to say the soft A.

• 42:30Speaker 01

  What if it's in Tony's favorite song?

• 42:33Speaker 03

  Well, what if Tony likes it?

• 42:37Speaker 03

  But what if Tony, it's in Tony's favorite song?

• 42:42Speaker 01

  God, it's, it's just so funny because so many people text me after that, like in, in the political realm, we're just like, oh my God, he's trying to be you.

• 42:50Speaker 03

  Yeah. Well, that made me think of that old video. You remember the church rap song where they're like,

• 42:56Speaker 02

  That's why Jesus Christ is.

• 42:58Speaker 03

  Yeah. Jesus love. That's what that made me think of.

• 43:03Speaker 01

  It's, I immediately thought of the Steve Buscemi, like, what is up, my fellow edge lords? What up, edge lords? I can say retard too. It's so pathetic. I don't know.

• 43:14Speaker 03

  I just like, how much does he spend on this team for this? I have an idea. And like, yeah, it's a really good idea. Okay. Thank you for that check. I'm gonna cash it now. Cause as his team, I would have been like, mm hmm. You look like Brandon if you do. Okay. You're doing it anyway. Scott. Okay. Let's go down that path now. But as fucking wild to think that is a good path to choose.

• 43:39Speaker 01

  It's, it was funny to see the, uh, the news articles. Cause they were like, uh, sitting congressman, uh, calls El Paso retards. I, there was like an actual CBS article that said that. And I'm like, yeah, that's how it feels, motherfucker.

• 43:53Speaker 03

  And then he doesn't have the backup of doing a good thing.

• 43:56Speaker 01

  Yeah. And, and well, but here's, here's my thing. It's like, I, I agree with the sentiment too. And like, I don't care about being edgy. Like, that's fine. Like, I don't actually hold it against him. It's just, it's, it's the, the clutching your pearls for some stuff. And then choosing to, you know, oh, attack people for the same shit in other places. Just be fucking consistent. On top of that, like the fact that he, he was the, one of the biggest anti-gun votes in the state of Texas. Him and John Cornyn were the ones who teamed up on the, the bipartisan safer communities act, which was the post, uh, post Uvalde gun control that, uh, from the Biden administration. Which is a misnomer because it was neither bipartisan. It was just a handful of like turncoat Republicans. And it, nor did it make the community safer. It was just flat out gun control. And so like, he doesn't actually believe this shit. He's just playing a part.

• 44:42Speaker 01

  Like he just, he knows he's playing the part that he, he knows he needs to play to, to get reelected. And that's, that's what bothers me about it.

• 44:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:53Speaker 01

  Sorry.

• 44:57Speaker 03

  Still, you're still, it's awesome to see you run again. We've been. He's not lying when he said, hey, I wasn't sure what I was going to do. Cause that lasted until recently. Cause it was a lot of stress, a lot of work on top of everything else that is going on. It's that extra layer of like, fuck, I'm gonna have to travel. I'm gonna have to set up all of this, do a campaign. And that is also a fucking way more than 40 hour work week. On top of everything else.

• 45:28Speaker 01

  It's another business to run. Like you got a whole staff of people and everything. And on top of that, it's it's your it's different when it's your reputation. And it's like people that are talking about your character directly. And it's very strange.

• 45:38Speaker 03

  Very different. Cause so if you're going into business, a lot of the times you are hiring, or these individuals know how to handle that operation because they have done it for years. Here is a, the individuals you brought aboard, they have done it for years, but not in this space, which is completely different. So you're now changing how that format's run entirely.

• 46:03Speaker 01

  Truly, there's, I can't emphasize this enough. There are so many people that I know that are in like the DC world that that handle political analytics and like data and all sorts of stuff for for a living. This is what they've done professionally for years. They they didn't believe some of the numbers that I threw at them as far as like number of individual donors. I truly believe like this, I we might have broken it last cycle. I think we will break it this cycle. A a record for number of individual donors for a congressional campaign. Because most people are used to like, if you're raising big money, hundreds of thousands of dollars, millions of dollars. They're used to you, you know, going up to the the big oil money guys or like just the the the big whale donors and, you know, the big political action committees and

• 46:45Speaker 03

  Tens of donors.

• 46:46Speaker 01

  Your average donation is, you know, in the thousands of dollars, tens of thousands of dollars, something like that, depending on where your limits are. Like, I think our average donation, I don't quote me on this, it was like $40 or something like that, but we just had thousands of them. Thousands of individual people who just like they they believe in something. And that's fucking scary. Because they they don't know what to do with that. And they were like, well, how much money did you spend to get those donors? You know, thinking we did like mass, like, I'm dead serious.

• 47:14Speaker 03

  Time is what we spent.

• 47:16Speaker 01

  They said, how many, how many hundreds of thousands of dollars did you spend on acquiring these these donors? The fuck are you talking about? I genuinely didn't know. There was a disconnect. Like, what do you mean? Like, oh, the the ads that you ran to get people to donate. Like, oh, I didn't.

• 47:31Speaker 01

  And they're just like fucking glitching out because they they had no idea like, oh, these people just actually know you and they know what you stand for and they they just want to donate. And I'm like, yeah.

• 47:42Speaker 02

  My favorite part about Brandon, so box, give it here.

• 47:45Speaker 01

  There you go.

• 47:47Speaker 02

  Hand it over here.

• 47:50Speaker 02

  The past couple of years with Mr. Beely Brandon and myself, we have wonderful opportunities. We get to do our live shows in front of thousands of people. We get to have a great time. We get to make a lot of money just making YouTube videos and we don't need any of this shit. Brandon doesn't need to run for Congress whatsoever, but he truly believes in what he's running for. He could sit in his office and make amazing gun tube videos and be a millionaire all day long and it would be fucking great and we would all love him for it. He is taking a pay cut because he truly cares about what he's doing. And that's why me and Beely and the rest of the community supports Mr. Brandon Berbervers.

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• 49:02Speaker 01

  And you know, the the support really has been fucking amazing this time around. I do. I do appreciate it. Like it's, it's, it's been crazy. And I think people are just getting sick of of people that go to DC. Just to, you know, they say the right things. They they, you know, they campaign on the stuff that the voters want to hear and then they don't fucking do it. And then the leadership PACs and all the big DC money come in and preserve, help them preserve their seat so that they can't be unseated by people like me. And well, the problem is there really haven't been a lot of people like me exactly because we have our army of autists and really just truthfully, millions of people who know what we actually stand for. And like that's, it's, I feel like this is the return of open source politics.

• 49:47Speaker 01

  Their money doesn't spend like it used to. They can't just spend millions of dollars. These super PACs can't come in, spend millions of dollars. They can try, but I don't think their money goes as far as it used to.

• 49:57Speaker 03

  No.

• 49:57Speaker 02

  Are you, so, so when you win it next cycle, are you gonna stay there till you're 83 years old and can't fucking speak or, or walk around?

• 50:05Speaker 01

  Fuck no.

• 50:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:06Speaker 01

  They're like, oh, you're gonna, you're gonna get a place in DC. I'm like, God, I hope I don't have to spend that much time there. Like, I'll spend as much time there as like, well, that I need to, to do the job properly. But fuck, I want to be in Texas every moment I'm physically able to.

• 50:20Speaker 02

  I can't even stand, but here's the laws, Youngin'.

• 50:23Speaker 01

  Well, that's the, the thing I keep saying about.

• 50:26Speaker 02

  Do, do, do, do, do. Did you say like that reset and you're like, huh, where am I?

• 50:33Speaker 01

  You had Diane Feinstein.

• 50:35Speaker 02

  Where am I? Vote, vote.

• 50:38Speaker 01

  Diane Feinstein, the, the California Senator, massive, massive anti-gun chick. Just recently, she cast a vote on the floor of the Senate and then died of old age later that day.

• 50:50Speaker 02

  That was last year, wasn't it?

• 50:53Speaker 01

  It was, I, it was last year or a couple of years ago, something like that.

• 50:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, I remember that.

• 50:57Speaker 03

  That was a thing?

• 50:58Speaker 01

  No, that actually happened.

• 50:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, cast vote, dies.

• 51:01Speaker 01

  Yeah. It's that like Holden blood feast, like that fucking meme that's been circulating around.

• 51:07Speaker 03

  Jesus Christ.

• 51:08Speaker 02

  God. All right. So Brandon, what are, what are your views on term limits and, or term limits, first of all? What's, what's your views on term limits?

• 51:16Speaker 01

  I don't know. Well, I feel like term limits are just. The, the, the establishment fucking hates the idea of term limits and I, and I know why. Because they have predictable people that they have in and they're like, oh, as long as I can protect this incumbent, I have a company guy. You know, I got a guy I can rely on to do whatever the fuck I need to do. Um, whether it's what their consist, uh, fuck me constituents want or not, they'll do whatever we want them to do as house leadership.

• 51:43Speaker 03

  They do not have your back at the end of the day. Like this is like, I do not give a fuck about politics. I hate it because of this shit because there's no term limits. It's all the things set against and anyone that's been in war military, they're like, oh shit. Okay, fuck, I'm just a pawn in the scheme of things. It doesn't matter at the end of the day, I'm just a pawn.

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• 52:12Speaker 01

  No, not this time.

• 52:13Speaker 03

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  Just head to tryfum.com/ unsub and use code unsub to start your good habit today. And that is one of the biggest things, like term limits. It should just be, hey, oh, president gets eight years. That should be a thing. It should just be across the board or.

• 53:21Speaker 01

  Governors a lot of times only get eight years.

• 53:23Speaker 03

  Yeah. Or just like reduce it. It's not where you're dying after you cast a vote.

• 53:27Speaker 01

  Exactly. If you, if you, if you limited it to, so for example, if you limited the senate to two terms, okay, senators get six years apiece. Okay, that's 12 years. You've officially gotten three terms in presidential, uh, presidential years.

• 53:44Speaker 01

  That's a long fucking time.

• 53:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:46Speaker 01

  I feel like that's more than reasonable. Limit that at two years. Like I feel like term limits are just an easy way that you just.

• 53:53Speaker 01

  There's a lot of rot that happens in DC and it's something that somebody that I won't mention on the podcast, but somebody that I respect who's been there and done that has told me like, nobody gets better the longer they spend in DC. At the best, best case scenario, you stay the same and you stay as principled as you were. Lot of people get worse. Nobody gets better.

• 54:14Speaker 03

  No, have you ever seen?

• 54:17Speaker 03

  I asked this question. How many good driver, how many people on the road you like that person fucking sucks and then you pass them and they're 80. Why the fuck are these people fucking doing anything for us in DC? That's why I'm like this per, huh, huh, today, just getting on the highway. There's a fucking, I seen someone merging on at 50 and I'm pissed. I'm like, oh, you bitch. Go around you. And then I look and it's just an old ass lady, 90, driving. I'm like, and they're, they're setting the tone for America. Nah, I'm good on that.

• 54:55Speaker 02

  And that, well, that's, I saw an 80 year old cyclist today and I ran them over.

• 55:01Speaker 02

  Cause I never wanted them to be in Congress.

• 55:06Speaker 02

  They were in danger of winning an election. Yeah, dude.

• 55:11Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, that's, and that's, that's the scary part about it though, is that those people, do you really think they're in control? Like those, those 80, 80 something year olds, it's, it's all run by staffers.

• 55:21Speaker 02

  I was about to say the hundred staffers that they have.

• 55:23Speaker 03

  Yeah. He's getting petted. It's like, yeah, shit. There we go. Also going just back to, uh, just really quick with how your donos went. And then it's individually funded just from amazing people out there. We had, um, I forget, one of the ad spends reached out and they're like, hey, we need access for this from Meta and then YouTube. So we can do ad spends to get the campaign out. So people know to buy tickets.

• 55:53Speaker 01

  And I For unsub?

• 55:54Speaker 03

  Yeah. And I had to talk. I was like, yo, we don't need them. Like, what do you mean? And then they went hit and they're like, what the fuck is this? They were blown away by the idea of not having to pay for an audience. Like

• 56:09Speaker 01

  We don't need it.

• 56:10Speaker 03

  No, they were like, sorry, we 99% of the time, this is what we have to do to sell some tickets. So to see you say, what are you all talking about?

• 56:24Speaker 03

  See immediate, it's like, oh, your, your shows are selling out behind a fucking paywall first. What the fuck is going on? Okay, we have to take note of this. They were like, yo, kudos to your audience and you guys, because we've never seen this before. It's like, yeah, yes, yes, this is fucking dope.

• 56:43Speaker 01

  Absolutely. Which if I can take a moment to plug that too. If you would like to help out with the campaign, it's Brandon Herrera for congress.com. Uh, we're doing monthly giveaways, uh, for stuff like, I don't know, like tickets to like our range day, like our creator range day that's coming up.

• 56:57Speaker 03

  Oh, no shit.

• 56:58Speaker 01

  Um, who if, we haven't announced the giveaway for this month yet, but whatever it is, you will automatically, uh, be entered to win that. But really it's, it just builds the war chest further and further because last time we saw what happened when we were outspent so radically. We had a fucking amazing team. They punched above their pay grade. You guys were awesome. We definitely want to use more of a volunteer base this, this time around too. There's a, I have so many notes. I'm so excited. Like, don't want to give away all the strategy here, by the way. Hi, Tony and hi, Tony, uh, Tony's interns. But, uh, we, I'm, I'm really excited. I, we want to knock it out of the park. We want to win by multiple, multiple points at this point. Um, and I think we can do that very easily, but.

• 57:40Speaker 01

  Money really is. I hate that money is such a big part of politics, but it really is. People ask, why didn't you say this last campaign? Why didn't you get this message out there? The truth is, we did. A lot of times, the answer was, we did, you just didn't see it. Because for every one ad that we ran, saying that point, he ran 12, saying the opposite. And you just didn't see it. So that's, that is one thing that we are trying to ramp up. Fundraising is just incredibly important. And so we genuinely, I appreciate it, like from, from the bottom of my heart, I do. The, the response we've seen so far has been incredible. And, you know, if last time was a sucker punch, this time, we're just sneaking up with a brick. It's, it's gonna be, it's gonna be a bonk.

• 58:22Speaker 01

  This is gonna be the, the, the winter of bonk. I'm looking forward to see where this goes.

• 58:29Speaker 03

  Picturing a dude getting bricked in the head, but with the sound, it's just bonk. He's dying, 100%.

• 58:36Speaker 01

  I literally saw somebody reply to like, Tony, Tony had posted something and somebody had posted a meme of a cat that just was like, brick.

• 58:47Speaker 03

  Fucking wait for this. It's, this is the chaos that is going to be the next six months of our lives.

• 58:52Speaker 01

  It's gonna be rough again, like, don't get me wrong, like, I already like, I'm like, oh, God, here comes the cortisol. Like, it's all coming back, like, it's, it's stressful, but it's, at the same time, it's important. And if you ignore the things you should be doing, you're not gonna be better off.

• 59:07Speaker 03

  Thank God next week's gonna be nice and easy for us.

• 59:13Speaker 01

  All the podcasts and filming and everything we have to do, like, three times a day for the next five days.

• 59:20Speaker 03

  It's the best part. No one gets to see is literally, we're about to hit a wave of just like podcast, podcast, podcast guests in town. And it's okay, we have this, we have to do the gang, we have to do this filming on top of everything else. Oh, by the way, here's all the business meetings on the backend that are going on. And you're like, oh, wow, okay. Side note, the, y'all are fucking crushing, crushing the fitness.

• 59:47Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 59:48Speaker 03

  Challenge right now. I could not be more proud right now.

• 59:53Speaker 01

  Speaking of fitness.

• 59:57Speaker 01

  I'm okay. Thank you.

• 59:59Speaker 02

  Foodness white claw in my mouth.

• 1:00:00Speaker 03

  We haven't drank in so long.

• 1:00:02Speaker 02

  No, no, that's, that's why I'm drinking. I haven't seen you guys in like fucking a week and.

• 1:00:07Speaker 03

  Dude, I'm feeling like my two drinks.

• 1:00:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:10Speaker 03

  Oh, I feel good right now.

• 1:00:12Speaker 02

  My, my two drinks.

• 1:00:16Speaker 03

  Dude, but the fitness challenge, y'all are stepping up and then seeing the weight loss and then these big names that are getting into it. We have, um, redhead, uh, fuck, what's his name?

• 1:00:29Speaker 01

  Which one?

• 1:00:30Speaker 02

  Joey Swole.

• 1:00:32Speaker 03

  No, big boy.

• 1:00:32Speaker 01

  Redhead?

• 1:00:33Speaker 02

  God damn it.

• 1:00:36Speaker 03

  Ethan, that's our boy, Ethan.

• 1:00:38Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah. Which one is he?

• 1:00:40Speaker 03

  Ethan is down. He just hit four hundred and ninety-three pounds.

• 1:00:45Speaker 01

  I know who you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, no, that guy said that. He's got such a really good fucking attitude, dude.

• 1:00:50Speaker 03

  Uh, it is so amazing to see. And then you see when people post on that subreddit, everyone is motivating each other. They, and you have people saying it's like, man, I was so scared or I was embarrassed. X, Y, and Z. I, I wasn't sure on how to approach this. And then I was just met with this wall of positivity. That is so fucking awesome to see. And then everyone's lifting each other up, posting what they're doing, how their journey's going. It's just fucking awesome. Fucking awesome. And then all the boys are getting checked. Everyone's getting checked.

• 1:01:27Speaker 01

  The last couple of days, I've been on the road for like eight days. So like, I need to get back to it, but I'm, I'm, I'm excited.

• 1:01:31Speaker 02

  You, you lost. How much did you lose?

• 1:01:33Speaker 01

  I was just cresting twenty pounds.

• 1:01:35Speaker 02

  Fuck, yeah.

• 1:01:36Speaker 01

  So I think last time, last time I, my weight in, which it's probably, I fucked it up the last couple of days. I've been traveling. I've been doing a bunch of shit, but, uh, it was nineteen pounds.

• 1:01:45Speaker 02

  Nice, dude.

• 1:01:46Speaker 01

  But it's, that's what, two and a half, three months of work, especially like just like eating, eating properly, which means like only vitamins, protein shakes, grilled chicken. It's just miserable, uh, schedule on that and working out and boxing and all that shit.

• 1:02:01Speaker 02

  Yep. See, I go the opposite way that a lot of the, these dudes do. I've normally been a skinny guy my whole life, so I try to gain weight. So I've gained fifteen pounds since I started this.

• 1:02:10Speaker 03

  Finn, put up Cody from episode ten.

• 1:02:16Speaker 03

  We call him Low T Cody.

• 1:02:19Speaker 01

  Remember kids, eat clen and trend hard.

• 1:02:23Speaker 03

  And of our give up.

• 1:02:26Speaker 02

  Nah, I've been doing nothing but eating and just lifting.

• 1:02:28Speaker 01

  Hell yeah.

• 1:02:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. So I gained my 15 pounds. I'm happy with it.

• 1:02:32Speaker 03

  Dude, and then boxing has been going really good. Uh, we're gonna be boxing this week. We'll be doing a live one again cause Nick's in town and Nick was like, wait, JD Delay is gonna be in town and so is Angry Cops. We all need to do a live stream of boxing. You guys like, yeah, we, we can make that happen.

• 1:02:48Speaker 01

  Dude, I would be terrified to box JD.

• 1:02:51Speaker 03

  I know.

• 1:02:52Speaker 01

  He looks like a, I mean, that, that looks like a scrappy motherfucker.

• 1:02:56Speaker 03

  Just, I, I would say just wear him out on round one, round two, he's gonna be winded hopefully.

• 1:03:03Speaker 01

  By then, by, by round two, the warden's normally broken it up.

• 1:03:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:10Speaker 03

  I'm super excited, but everyone's doing really good exercises. They're kicking ass. Uh, and then if you have any questions on what to do, I mean, y'all have been helping each other and then we tried to do the video where we gave like tips, eating advice and all that. And that it went really good. Seeing how hard y'all are going, fucking super proud.

• 1:03:32Speaker 02

  Hell yeah.

• 1:03:33Speaker 01

  It's been awesome. It's, it's really cool too, to like take this platform that we just, you know, we, we're a bunch of boys, like a bunch of, of dudes who just sat around and started making dick jokes at some point. We're like, oh, let's make a podcast. And to be able to, to make an impact, like a positive impact on thousands of people's lives, not just in the money we raise and shit like that, but like even something that's free, like literally just motivating you guys to, you know, maybe eat a little healthier, do some more pushups, try to, try to, you know, get on this fitness journey with us too. And like, that's just been, it's been a real privilege just to see how, how inspiring it's been to a lot of you guys. And it's inspired us to keep going. I know that's true for me.

• 1:04:10Speaker 02

  Yeah. Community, right? You know.

• 1:04:13Speaker 01

  Community.

• 1:04:13Speaker 02

  There's just a lot, there's a lot to have. Fuck me.

• 1:04:17Speaker 01

  You did it this time.

• 1:04:18Speaker 02

  Hey, there's a lot of lost boys out there that doesn't know how to find their friend group or figure out what's going on in life and hopefully we can be a positive influence on that too. Just find a group of people that are not shitters and people that lift you up.

• 1:04:32Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:04:33Speaker 03

  Literally a crazy concept. All it takes. And when you're going to the gym, you feel better. Start doing reading, mental health exercises, hanging out with people that also go to the gym. It's each one of those things. You feel so much better at the end of the day and you're like, oh, fuck. Okay. This was the small change I needed to better myself. And now I can start influencing my friends and family to be better individuals. And it is like one of the best things possible. Cause then they're off to the races, off to the fucking races. I love it. It's the shit I live for. I'm like, fucking, let's fucking go. So I go to the gym and don't stop.

• 1:05:14Speaker 02

  I mean, just, just fucking touching grass is the best therapy that you can have out there. Even if you're not going to the gym and lifting, just going outside, going, going for a walk, even if that's the bare minimum.

• 1:05:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

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• 1:05:55Speaker 02

  It's just, it's way better than sitting at home.

• 1:05:57Speaker 03

  All it fucking takes. All it fucking takes.

• 1:06:00Speaker 01

  When was the last time you sat in a place that didn't have air conditioned air?

• 1:06:04Speaker 03

  Whoa, calm down now.

• 1:06:05Speaker 02

  Hey, hey.

• 1:06:07Speaker 03

  Our boxing gym has zero.

• 1:06:10Speaker 01

  Like even just like sitting outside at a restaurant like I'd like so much I I miss that so much when I was like traveling this whole week is I spent ninety five percent of my time in places that were just inside just between airports and hotels and shit like that like I it bothers me now like in Texas I just love spending time outside even if it's just sitting outside at a restaurant.

• 1:06:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, even today it's a hundred and nine degrees in Texas. It's nice just sitting outside.

• 1:06:36Speaker 01

  I love it. You don't have to be in the sun, but you know, just breathe real air.

• 1:06:42Speaker 03

  Again, our boxing gym has zero fucking AC. They have one fan and that place gets hot and sweaty really quick.

• 1:06:49Speaker 01

  I'm gonna be real, I don't enjoy that.

• 1:06:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm getting in good shape from it, though. Like, hey, my cardio is going really high. Daniel making me do a hundred punch combos. This is wild.

• 1:07:01Speaker 02

  Why you don't come over to my gym?

• 1:07:03Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm so bougie. I I

• 1:07:08Speaker 01

  just love sweating. I'm like, why? Like, I can lift the same amount of weight without being, you know, fucking drenched.

• 1:07:17Speaker 02

  Calories, they're they're coming off of your body.

• 1:07:20Speaker 01

  I don't think that's how it works. All right, listen.

• 1:07:25Speaker 02

  Look, look, salt times make hard men. You're hard. Or something.

• 1:07:32Speaker 01

  I don't feel like the fact that you're sweating means you're burning calories.

• 1:07:42Speaker 01

  Stop it, Reddit.

• 1:07:44Speaker 02

  God, you're so hard for me.

• 1:07:46Speaker 01

  I feel like you're like.

• 1:07:47Speaker 02

  I can't give him to be hard, Eli. Look, these calories you're burning.

• 1:07:51Speaker 01

  I'll be right back. Fuck.

• 1:07:52Speaker 02

  Come over my gym and be hard. Yeah, come.

• 1:07:56Speaker 02

  Come to my sweaty gym. Be hard, Brandon.

• 1:08:01Speaker 02

  It's just come.

• 1:08:06Speaker 03

  I love it.

• 1:08:08Speaker 02

  I miss my friends.

• 1:08:09Speaker 03

  Dude, we have also, Brandon, when he gets back, we're gonna talk about a one-minute call he had. Saddest to know this yet. She's gonna about, she's gonna find out right now.

• 1:08:21Speaker 02

  It was with the president.

• 1:08:22Speaker 03

  It was with the president. Also, me and Sav are engaged. I don't know if we've announced that on the sub, have we?

• 1:08:28Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:08:29Speaker 03

  Well, now the world knows. Congratulations.

• 1:08:33Speaker 06

  We still have it opposed.

• 1:08:35Speaker 03

  I know. It's been a month and a half. Happy birthday.

• 1:08:41Speaker 06

  Well, I had this with my family, and then someone leaked on Twitter. I was like, I should probably say something.

• 1:08:47Speaker 03

  I forgot it.

• 1:08:48Speaker 01

  Did they really already?

• 1:08:49Speaker 03

  How? Do you ever struggle with tiny toiletry bottles?

• 1:08:53Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:08:54Speaker 03

  Well, with Mando, struggle no more.

• 1:08:58Speaker 03

  I would not want to spread whole-body deodorant on you, Nick.

• 1:09:01The Fat Electrician?

  It's gonna get all clumpy in my chest hair.

• 1:09:05The Fat Electrician?

  But it looks like I've been rolling around in mashed potatoes.

• 1:09:08Speaker 01

  How well does it lubricate?

• 1:09:09The Fat Electrician?

  It's developed by a doctor and it works for 72 hours. Show some respect.

• 1:09:13Speaker 02

  I'm gonna tell that to everyone at the Magic the Gathering tournament.

• 1:09:15The Fat Electrician?

  I wish I was there when they figured out that it wasn't good for 73 hours. I like to imagine just a fat guy on a treadmill for 72 hours straight. He's up, he's turned. Time to shower, finally.

• 1:09:25Speaker 01

  Fatty, curdled.

• 1:09:26The Fat Electrician?

  Thanks to Mando.

• 1:09:29Speaker 01

  It's also named after Mount Fuji.

• 1:09:32The Fat Electrician?

  Really? Mine's bourbon and leather, because I'm a man, though.

• 1:09:38Speaker 01

  Couldn't even get through an ad without a pun.

• 1:09:41The Fat Electrician?

  What? Do you want to sell the deodorant or not, Brandon?

• 1:09:45Speaker 01

  I'm just waiting for the sweet release of death.

• 1:09:47The Fat Electrician?

  It's not gonna come for at least 72 hours.

• 1:09:50Speaker 01

  Listen, we did a lot of meet and greets during the live tour. Y'all motherfuckers could use some Mando.

• 1:09:54The Fat Electrician?

  For a strong, independent woman, you can do everything a man can do. You can still use some Mando.

• 1:09:58Speaker 01

  Our Kitten Nick dead.

• 1:10:01Speaker 02

  The cops are coming.

• 1:10:02The Fat Electrician?

  We've got 72 hours to hide the body before it starts to smell.

• 1:10:06Speaker 02

  Actually, it does smell pretty damn good.

• 1:10:07Speaker 03

  This one smells like the body wash smells actually really good.

• 1:10:10Speaker 02

  I have bourbon leather.

• 1:10:12The Fat Electrician?

  Anybody find the body? No, but that ditch over there smells delicious.

• 1:10:17The Fat Electrician?

  There's no way there's a body over there.

• 1:10:20Speaker 01

  You said we can ad lib jokes on you. We're into that. This isn't your average deodorant or antiperspirant.

• 1:10:26The Fat Electrician?

  You can try Mando's starter pack. It's perfect. It comes with absolutely everything. Stick deodorant, cream deodorant. Two free products of your choice, like a mini body wash or deodorant wipes and free shipping. As a special offer, you'll get 20% off site wide with our exclusive code unsub. That's code unsub over at shopmando.com.

• 1:10:48Speaker 03

  I forgot I said something quickly on kinda and then I got a text about it. I was like, what the fuck? And then like you said on kinda it's like, oh, and then Twitter started saying stuff. I was like, babe, I'm so sorry. You better tell your family real fucking quick because the internet knows and I didn't know that.

• 1:11:06Speaker 01

  No, but for real. Congrats, you guys. That's awesome.

• 1:11:09Speaker 02

  Congrats.

• 1:11:10Speaker 03

  Finally, four years it took. Take your time. There's no rush.

• 1:11:15Speaker 02

  No rush right into it.

• 1:11:17Speaker 03

  Go rush right into it. Three months. She's a stripper. You're happy.

• 1:11:20Speaker 02

  No, that's what I was gonna say. Go off base. Get that Dodge Charger. 72% APR.

• 1:11:25Speaker 03

  Fucking live your best life. You're an American soldier.

• 1:11:30Speaker 01

  Earn that reenlistment bonus.

• 1:11:35Speaker 02

  Join the Marines. You have a stripper.

• 1:11:37Speaker 03

  So Brandon, uh, what happened on the me driving here and you driving here after brunch?

• 1:11:44Speaker 01

  Yeah. So I'm, I'm a chronic gun buying addict. I'm sorry. It's, it's my, that's, that's my passion and it's not a problem.

• 1:11:51Speaker 02

  You're addicted to Gun Broker?

• 1:11:52Speaker 01

  It's not a problem. Uh, so I have a lot of venues for at Gun Broker. Uh, this particular case was Rock Island Auction. And I have text alerts set up for certain things that I find interesting or that things that my friends have said that they are, are interested in.

• 1:12:07Speaker 02

  Hold on, hold on. Segue real quick.

• 1:12:08Speaker 01

  Segue?

• 1:12:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, hold on.

• 1:12:10Speaker 01

  Segue away.

• 1:12:11Speaker 02

  God, we all. Hold on, I'm searching the Rock Island most expensive guns before.

• 1:12:15Speaker 01

  I think we did. The MP7.

• 1:12:16The Fat Electrician?

  We talked about it on the podcast?

• 1:12:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, I think so.

• 1:12:19Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, we did.

• 1:12:20Speaker 01

  That one was, yeah, I think that one was Gun Broker.

• 1:12:22Speaker 03

  You just got that. Okay.

• 1:12:23Speaker 01

  But Rock Island, yo, they like Rock Island is where you go. It's like, so if you know the Barrett Jackson auctions for cars, Rock Island is like Barrett Jackson for guns.

• 1:12:34Speaker 02

  It's some of the, all right, hold on.

• 1:12:37Speaker 01

  I don't even know this one.

• 1:12:38Speaker 02

  Rock Island, the most expensive guns they ever sold. This is Rock Island. This is where Brandon likes to buy his things from. The King Louis VIII of France will lock gun.

• 1:12:47Speaker 01

  Oh my God, 1.5. 3.7.

• 1:12:52Speaker 02

  Eighty eight thousand.

• 1:12:55Speaker 01

  That's not the most expensive gun they ever sold. I promise you that.

• 1:12:58Speaker 02

  Oh, it's probably not. I'm just going through some of their most Colonel Theodore Roosevelt Smith and Wesson number three.

• 1:13:04Speaker 03

  Bro. I don't know, because I don't know. Is that more or less than the last one?

• 1:13:11Speaker 02

  Nine hundred and ten thousand dollars.

• 1:13:14Speaker 02

  I thought it was gonna be more than this.

• 1:13:15Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 1:13:16Speaker 02

  What's the most expensive one that you've seen? They sell shit like that, like Theodore Roosevelt.

• 1:13:19Speaker 03

  I mean, a billion dollars for guns. Quite wild.

• 1:13:21Speaker 01

  A while ago, they they sold the original Han Solo Blaster.

• 1:13:25Speaker 02

  How much was that?

• 1:13:26Speaker 01

  Uh, let me look it up. Um.

• 1:13:31Speaker 02

  Dude, Theodore Roosevelt's.

• 1:13:33Speaker 01

  It sold for one million and fifty seven thousand dollars.

• 1:13:35Speaker 02

  So that that's the price of their guns. What did you do on Rock Island, my friend?

• 1:13:39Speaker 01

  Well, um, I've done quite a lot. They're who I got like the uh, that M79, you know, 40 millimeter, you know, grenade launcher and everything like that from I. I dabble on some of the auctions with some of the stuff that I don't have in my collection.

• 1:13:53Speaker 02

  You dabble in Thumpers?

• 1:13:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, you know, you know, guys can have a little bloop tube from from, you know, time to time. Anyway, I know that my buddy Eli is super big into guns from Metal Gear Solid, which, you know, he's gotten me into and reluctantly I have.

• 1:14:11Speaker 02

  Man, I'm sorry.

• 1:14:12Speaker 01

  He has always wanted, and I understand it because they're fucking cool as hell. The

• 1:14:19Speaker 01

  the, it was the sniper rifle.

• 1:14:21Speaker 02

  I know I was about to say the rifle.

• 1:14:23Speaker 01

  The PSG one.

• 1:14:23Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 1:14:24Speaker 01

  The HK PSG one, which is basically just a sniper variant of the G3. There's only like 200 of them. I don't, I don't mean to misquote that. I'm pretty sure that's accurate. 200 of them in the country currently, or that were ever imported. Um, they sell for a lot of fucking money. I call Eli.

• 1:14:43Speaker 01

  And there is a live auction going on because I'm like, I'm gonna prove bitter on Rock Island. I could just pull up the live stream. I'm watching them in Texas, like doing the fucking, ah, nah, we have 20,000, 20,000, now 22, 22. I'm like, oh, fuck, I call Eli super quick. I have him on the loudspeaker. And so I'm listening to two audio feeds of Eli talking and this auctioneer talking. And I have the live bidder like, my phone is hot. I press a button and I'm like the highest bidder now. Like Eli, do you want a fucking PSG one for $5,000? I'm like, does it have a, wait, what? It doesn't have a case? I don't know, probably. Uh, what? Yeah, it's a thousand now. Do you, do you want it? Like, go, they're going last call. Do you want it? Yes.

• 1:15:27Speaker 01

  All right, it's, it's, are you sure? Do you, do you, do you want it for? Fuck it. Done. And hold.

• 1:15:36Speaker 01

  All right, you got it. You get a PSG one?

• 1:15:40Speaker 01

  So. I own a PSG one. You got a PSG one now. And then we, then I, then I did actually look into the, the real listing. I'm like, oh shit, that's like, condition is like, yeah, 99% condition. Oh shit. Has the case, the original optic, everything like it's.

• 1:15:57Speaker 02

  Cause that's the one, it's like a kind of a blocky type sniper rifle.

• 1:16:01Speaker 01

  It is, uh. Let me see.

• 1:16:05Speaker 02

  It's the first mission that he has in Metal Gear one, right?

• 1:16:08Speaker 01

  Metal Gear Solid, you get it to buy Sniper Wolf.

• 1:16:10Speaker 02

  I remember the, the pistol grip on that. It's got that little fucking blocky thing on the.

• 1:16:14Speaker 01

  Yep, the base plate. Yeah, it has a very unique grip. Oh, wait a minute. I can show you the exact one. God, you get it from the, the bottom.

• 1:16:23Speaker 02

  So now you got.

• 1:16:24Speaker 01

  This is Eli's PSG one.

• 1:16:27Speaker 02

  You got the PSG one, brother?

• 1:16:29Speaker 01

  I know, I have the. I haven't even showed you. I know, I get to see my gun. That's your gun.

• 1:16:34Speaker 02

  That's awesome. So now you have.

• 1:16:37Speaker 01

  Mark 23.

• 1:16:38Speaker 02

  You have two, oh, can I say two?

• 1:16:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:16:40Speaker 02

  I have two Mark 23s. Now you have the PSG one. And then once Brandon finishes the Famas.

• 1:16:46Speaker 01

  I haven't even announced.

• 1:16:48Speaker 02

  Oh shit.

• 1:16:48Speaker 01

  Which I don't care. I don't give a fuck. We can, we can put that out there. We're working on a Famas. I've had a parts kit for a minute now. Uh, we've, we've been working on a receiver for a minute and, um, our, our last hold up is the barrel, but we've been, we've been working on that rebuild. That'll be on the channel as soon as we get it finished.

• 1:17:06Speaker 01

  And

• 1:17:07Speaker 03

  Fucking

• 1:17:08Speaker 01

  I'm sure Ian's gonna love that as soon as we get him on on unsub. I would love to do an episode with Ian from Forgotten Weapons. I think that would be a lot of fun.

• 1:17:18Speaker 01

  He's got, oh, is he already scheduled?

• 1:17:20Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:17:20Speaker 01

  Oh, no shit.

• 1:17:21Speaker 03

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:17:22Speaker 01

  I know. I knew that was kind of like floating around in the in the

• 1:17:25Speaker 03

  He did a video on it. He announced it.

• 1:17:27Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:17:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:17:28Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck, I didn't know that. Oh, well, fuck, I'm behind the curve. But Ian, I'm glad you're coming on.

• 1:17:33Speaker 03

  Excellent. Plus, overall, retaining 99% plus original black finish with limited minor handle.

• 1:17:39Speaker 02

  That's fucking dope, man. Congrats.

• 1:17:43Speaker 03

  Aw, man. And then that just stacked with the Mark 23. I'm fucking

• 1:17:47Speaker 01

  Because I now I will say your Mark 23, the one that you have that like you showed it to me at one point and you're like, don't clear it. Because for those who don't know with like tilting like barrels that unlock when you when you clear the gun, like you just run the slide, the barrel tilts down and the slide goes over it and it kind of like scratches the surface of it and it takes the paint away. If you do it a bunch of times, the paint is still perfectly preserved on yours. I'm not sure this gun has ever been racked like since it was built. And so like he's just like, don't clear it. Even the magazine like to remove it, you just pull the magazine release down and to put it back in, you put the magazine all the

• 1:18:31Speaker 01

  way in and then release the mag release. So it doesn't scrape the paint on the like, that is probably the most pristine pistol I've ever seen in my life. It is more pristine than most pistols you see on the the shelves of gun stores that are brand new.

• 1:18:45Speaker 03

  From 1996.

• 1:18:47Speaker 01

  That's like

• 1:18:47Speaker 03

  The first year it came out.

• 1:18:49Speaker 01

  Because was that a SEAL contract gun or what was that?

• 1:18:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was the well, so

• 1:18:54Speaker 01

  Or Navy contract or

• 1:18:55Speaker 03

  Navy SEALs made it. They started production 92 for that and then or started the contract and building it 92 and then released to the civilian market in 1996.

• 1:19:08Speaker 03

  And that's how you have those markings of the GK, I think, is the nomenclature. So those are specific to the numbers at that they're released. So I have like the

• 1:19:19Speaker 01

  You win the Scrabble word of the day on nomenclature, but keep going.

• 1:19:24Speaker 03

  And it is, oh, hey, here's a matching serial number with your cat canth, matching serial number, even more rare. And then you have the lamb with it, even more rare, everything matching together. And then it's never been fired in its existence. And then keeping it all where, oh, the magazine, we don't slide it out because you can look at the magazine, Brandon, you've seen it. There is no marking bearing on it because it has been taken care of.

• 1:19:53Speaker 01

  It's absurd.

• 1:19:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, for almost 30 years now. Holy shit. Yeah, 30 fucking years. It has been just babied.

• 1:19:59Speaker 01

  To the degree I wouldn't want to own it.

• 1:20:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:01Speaker 01

  And now like I

• 1:20:04Speaker 03

  Like, hey, you go in the gun safe that is the whatever it's temperature controlled and can't have humidity. And then I wrapped it in one of these

• 1:20:14Speaker 03

  bags that have that anti rust, anti

• 1:20:16Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, just made sure.

• 1:20:19Speaker 01

  I don't know what they're called, but I know what you're talking about.

• 1:20:20Speaker 02

  You're like one of the car collectors that puts their cars in like the bubbles. So like the, the climate control bubbles that nothing can touch. Like Goldberg puts his cars in.

• 1:20:29Speaker 03

  I was like, I just don't want this thing to ever get fucked up in any way possible. And then we'll store it. Same for the PSG one. And now you have the Famas coming, which that Metal Gear Solid video is just gonna be like.

• 1:20:40Speaker 01

  Because there's certain guns from that video. And I think we've, we've probably even mentioned this on the podcast before, but there's certain guns for that video, like for the Famas, that's very hard to get here in the States. The Barrett M82A2, there's like 12 in existence. One of them's on my fucking gun wall.

• 1:20:55Speaker 02

  The shoulder fired guy?

• 1:20:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:20:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, the helicopter hunter.

• 1:20:58Speaker 01

  Which by the way, fucking, you know, Hideo being autistic as fuck and choosing that gun to be the anti material rifle for what is it Metal Gear, Metal Gear four, I think?

• 1:21:09Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's wild that he was like, oh, I need this gun, even the any of those guns he chose is fucking wild. It's like, oh, here is what I want. In 1998 for MGS1. It's like, I want the Mark 23 with a slam device. I want every gun he's at for the Famas of all fucking weapons.

• 1:21:28Speaker 01

  And you'll big shout out to the French on the Famas. I gotta say, having a, an assault rifle that fires in three round burst with a magazine that is indivisible by three.

• 1:21:41Speaker 01

  Fucking awesome design. You guys really knocked it out of the park.

• 1:21:45Speaker 03

  Fuck yeah, gangster.

• 1:21:47Speaker 01

  Appreciate.

• 1:21:49Speaker 01

  You've been an all right ally.

• 1:21:50Speaker 02

  It's just a meme.

• 1:21:53Speaker 02

  Just memeing on guns. The engineers were like, this should work. It's fine.

• 1:21:57Speaker 03

  It's fine. What, what? Fuck it. It's okay.

• 1:22:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, we did my Caleb Francis voice there. We saw Caleb the other day, by the way.

• 1:22:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, we saw him the other night. Danny came to town.

• 1:22:07Speaker 03

  I miss that because I was in DC.

• 1:22:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, Danny Warson up asking Alexandria.

• 1:22:13Speaker 03

  How was that?

• 1:22:13Speaker 02

  They came to town. It was fucking cool, man. Chevelle was with them. It was a good time. Ran into Caleb Francis. He's still as big as ever and just an awesome motherfucker.

• 1:22:23Speaker 03

  Hey, you guys, I can crush you.

• 1:22:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, I could crush you with my hands.

• 1:22:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's literally like the mountain in Pedro Pascal.

• 1:22:31Speaker 03

  Just the lightest of voices, the sweetest of voices.

• 1:22:34Speaker 02

  I know, still just the most delightful motherfucker. We got to say hey to Danny and all those guys.

• 1:22:38Speaker 01

  How's he doing?

• 1:22:39Speaker 02

  Ah, he's good, man. They were just ramming up their, their first tour that they're doing for, or the first show that they're doing for the tour that they're about to go on.

• 1:22:46Speaker 01

  I always feel bad because like every time we see them, they, they do the same thing that we do.

• 1:22:51Speaker 02

  Start off in San Antonio?

• 1:22:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, they start their tours in San Antonio.

• 1:22:54Speaker 03

  I did not know that.

• 1:22:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, this is the second time we've seen him there that this is the first show of their tour.

• 1:22:58Speaker 03

  But they go on a couple more than we do.

• 1:23:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, a little bit.

• 1:23:03Speaker 03

  That's dude. Again, shout out to any rock star that does that life because.

• 1:23:08Speaker 01

  Dear God.

• 1:23:10Speaker 02

  It was, it was funny. He showed up. Remember he came to the Nashville? He came backstage and we were in Nashville and we're like, we know Danny, you've never seen a green room before, but this is what it's like.

• 1:23:21Speaker 03

  Shout out to Danny for singing our intro song.

• 1:23:23Speaker 01

  I think he was just happy to be in a green room where he didn't have to be the one on stage.

• 1:23:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:23:29Speaker 03

  He's like, I can do this. I just get, okay, I just sit here 100%. Dude, they, because you're looking at.

• 1:23:36Speaker 03

  How many shows do they do? Once they start thirty?

• 1:23:39Speaker 02

  Fuck me dude, they're doing a show every other day or something like that. It's wild.

• 1:23:43Speaker 03

  Cause they'll do like one or two in one location, then drive and then do another one or two.

• 1:23:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, cause they went from here. I think they they went from here. They went up to Dallas the next day and did a show and they're just, yeah, they got the tour bus thing.

• 1:23:58Speaker 01

  I understand now like why they do tour buses instead of like commercial flights and all that shit. They just drive and like plan it that way. Like it doesn't make sense for us if we're only doing like six shows at a time or something like that. And it, you know, it's it's worse probably, but you know, to be able to sleep on the buses and shit like Posty and people like that. I I guess it makes sense.

• 1:24:19Speaker 03

  And you're only interacting with your close like

• 1:24:24Speaker 03

  for those time when you're it's your time off, you're only interacting with each other. So you get like, hey, guys, I'm gonna just go in my little pod, put my headphones on and check out.

• 1:24:33Speaker 02

  Yeah. You don't have to deal with the general public and airports. Fuck me.

• 1:24:38Speaker 03

  Dude, I hate.

• 1:24:38Speaker 02

  I would be so happy with these. I'm not complaining. I love what we get to do, but airports, I wish there were airports for people who have been in airports before.

• 1:24:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:24:50Speaker 02

  You know, it's like.

• 1:24:50Speaker 03

  That's the best way to put it. People who have been to airports before, cause you're like, ah, I just, air ragers, right? If you've never been on there, holy shit. I've never seen how bad airports can be, but you get to see the bad side of like flights, airports, flights getting delayed because one individual wanted to be unique or special.

• 1:25:12Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 1:25:12Speaker 03

  Fucking bad, bad. And you get to hear the entire, the entire plane being like, shut the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

• 1:25:22Speaker 01

  Don's Burger King.

• 1:25:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. They're just like you and you get to hear the people come up to them like, sir, we're gonna have to deplane the entire airplane.

• 1:25:33Speaker 02

  Dear God.

• 1:25:34Speaker 03

  Shut the fuck up and get off right now. Like, no, dude, we're all getting off. We're all fucking getting off. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:42Speaker 02

  That's that's those individuals who have never been punched in the mouth before. Just one time, just one good pop.

• 1:25:48Speaker 03

  Just the hardest pop.

• 1:25:51Speaker 02

  I'd be like, can we all leave now? If I knock him out, can you take him off the plane? And we just resume our normal scheduled flight? Or do we have to deplane? We're gonna have to deplane? Well, now I'm punching him either way.

• 1:26:03Speaker 01

  Can you sure you can't just like shove him in like the little coat rack container? And we just pretend like that didn't happen?

• 1:26:10Speaker 02

  Beat him up, put him in the over.

• 1:26:14Speaker 02

  We're good, right? Can we land on time now?

• 1:26:19Speaker 03

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• 1:26:22Speaker 01

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• 1:26:25Speaker 03

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• 1:26:33Speaker 01

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• 1:26:43Speaker 01

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  Oh. Before we had any sort of relationship with booking.com, I have used the service before genuinely. Sometimes they have really good deals.

• 1:26:56Speaker 03

  One of the great things about booking.com is it provides really accurate reviews, like really detailed reviews. It saved me once. Cody, did you use booking.com when we stayed at that sweet vacation home?

• 1:27:07Speaker 02

  Heck, yeah. What else would I use other than booking.com?

• 1:27:10Speaker 03

  Find exactly what you're booking for.

• 1:27:13Speaker 01

  Booking.com.

• 1:27:14Speaker 03

  Booking dot yeah. Book today on the site or the app.

• 1:27:18Speaker 02

  Dude, a lot of the videos I've been looking at on stream, like we look at a lot of now because I can't do shootings on my streams. Cause the platforms, the streaming platforms, they don't, you can't show shootings, can't be show people getting shot and stuff like that. A lot of it is drunk people just getting arrested by the cops. 90% of it is in airports.

• 1:27:37Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:27:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. It's wild, the videos of people, exactly what you were saying, just this one individual who is holding up the flight for, I don't know what, 90 people, 100 people, 120 people?

• 1:27:51Speaker 03

  And you have a risk of, and then the no flight list on top of that, where you're doing a ground bus, no matter what? It's wild to fucking do that.

• 1:28:02Speaker 03

  That's, that's terrifying.

• 1:28:04Speaker 01

  Well, it's just like the thought that you could never fly again.

• 1:28:06Speaker 02

  From, from the police perspective, it's always you're an adult babysitter. That's all you are. And it's just toddlers who have, I don't know what their parents taught them or said to them. And they just hold it up for the rest of the hundred people on that plane. And they do it every time, just entitled people. It's so weird, man.

• 1:28:27Speaker 03

  Dude, it pisses me off so fast and to do that. And then again, never flying again. And that's what's going to happen immediately after this. You're like, I'm going to hold this up. Get arrested and then get on no flight list. Or I could just shut the fuck up and be like, hey, I'm sorry. I'll, what do you need done? Okay, I'll do that. Nope. They choose violence.

• 1:28:50Speaker 01

  I think, how hard is it to be a normal fucking person? It's really not that bad.

• 1:28:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, I had, I had one guy that I, so I've been in and out of, I think I did eight states in eight days. Is the way that that just worked out.

• 1:29:05Speaker 01

  It's been, yeah, I literally haven't been to my house yet. I, we came, so we went straight to lunch and went straight to the podcast and.

• 1:29:12Speaker 03

  He's telling the truth. He got off the airplane, we did lunch and we came straight here to film. He has not been home.

• 1:29:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:29:19Speaker 03

  Just to reiterate the schedules right now.

• 1:29:22Speaker 01

  It's, it's, it's a little hectic at the moment. It's been a few things going on, but there was one airport I went to where I'm going through TSA.

• 1:29:29Speaker 02

  Atlanta.

• 1:29:30Speaker 01

  It was not Atlanta.

• 1:29:31Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:29:32Speaker 01

  Good guess, but it was not Atlanta. There was this kind of older gentleman and I'm like, you know, maybe there's some people that have some stuff going on. So I don't want to immediately hold it against him, but you'll see where I'm going with this. I got to see lack of object permanence in real time. Where? He's like looking around, he's looking at his ticket, like it's going to tell him where to go in TSA. He's looking at his ticket and he goes around the corner and you know how they have that, like the snake game through TSA where it just, you know, doubles back and doubles back and doubles back. Even if there's nobody in line. Every time he went to an end, he would like bump into the rope.

• 1:30:10Speaker 01

  And look around, trying to figure out where to go and oh, and went down the next pathway. And he wasn't old enough for like, like, you know, if you're in your eighties or something like that, I'm like, okay, obviously there, there might be a problem here. He was not old enough for it to warrant this.

• 1:30:28Speaker 01

  I just immediately, every time, every time he bumped into into another edge, just like, looked, looked around terrified and like, I, I think somebody needs to help this guy. But it was just wild to see like that actual like lack of awareness and I'm just sitting there like,

• 1:30:44Speaker 01

  like just being as patient as I can behind him, but I'm like, oh, I'm just thinking, oh, I waited. Yeah.

• 1:30:51Speaker 01

  I'm just thinking of like, okay, if this guy, okay, this guy's either an asshole. Or he actually has a problem and some member of his family decided to let him fly alone.

• 1:31:02Speaker 01

  Cause I'm like, if you, if you can't figure out a queue line. That, you know, four year olds can kind of figure out, you, you should not be in public.

• 1:31:12Speaker 03

  Where, who were we with? I think I met up with you guys at whatever airport, but I told the story of old guy in front of me. Going through metal detectors and I just seen how long it was that.

• 1:31:24Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:31:25Speaker 03

  You gotta get that everything out and I looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked. And I was like, I'm going around him. I don't give a fuck. And at first the people behind me were like, that dude's rude. I went through. Other guy waits for like five minutes and then he goes through and he's like, bro, I thought you were rude at first. And then homeboy is still standing like, they're folks. Why do I gotta put those out? It's just like unpacking shit, goes through, comes back. Everyone is just stopped in line for I probably 20. I was already gone before that one dude made it out of just TSA clearing everything.

• 1:32:00Speaker 01

  I'm just picturing you waiting behind an old man who's just like putting out his set of titanium Russian nesting dolls.

• 1:32:06Speaker 03

  Dude.

• 1:32:07Speaker 01

  And just going.

• 1:32:08Speaker 03

  I was like three minutes. I was like, no, this is going to take way longer. I can read this individual. He is not understanding anything this person's going to say. And he is pulling out one metal thing at a time. And then he got pulled back once and put down his wallet. I was like, yeah, I'm good. I'm fucking going around him. And I'm just, I'm good. I don't have time for this. And then everyone else started to walk around him like, oh, that dude's off. It's like, yeah, sorry. Not me being a dickhead. Don't got time for all people.

• 1:32:37Speaker 02

  Is it just us being responsible adults or like you, Eli, you and I, we've been in the military before, before you approached a situation, something or something like that, you always have your things ready. Even if we have to go to the DMV, you read the website and you're like, all right, I have to have my things ready to do this. I'm going to make sure I'm ready. It's anything in life. You make sure your things are ready. You it's I, I just, I have a trouble understanding people that get to the thing where they need to go the most important place. They need to go on an airplane, whether it be the DMV or anything. And it's like, oh shit, I didn't bring the things that the website told me to bring.

• 1:33:13Speaker 01

  You mean planning ahead, Cody?

• 1:33:14Speaker 02

  Oh, planning ahead. That's yeah.

• 1:33:16Speaker 01

  You mentioned.

• 1:33:17Speaker 02

  People do that?

• 1:33:18Speaker 01

  You mentioned DMV.

• 1:33:20Speaker 02

  Oh, tell me about DMV, brother.

• 1:33:21Speaker 01

  I had an experience. Oh, you just went. I brought, I was told that the deed to my house did not count as an approved form of residence.

• 1:33:34Speaker 02

  Your deed?

• 1:33:35Speaker 01

  The deed to my house.

• 1:33:38Speaker 02

  You brought your deed to the DMV?

• 1:33:39Speaker 01

  I brought like.

• 1:33:42Speaker 02

  Hold on, I sounded like an asshole there. I, I.

• 1:33:45Speaker 01

  I brought everything. I brought like my literal original copies of like my birth certificate, social security number, everything I could possibly conceivably need because I didn't want to go back.

• 1:33:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're like here.

• 1:33:59Speaker 01

  And you should have seen the 12 seconds of airtime between me and this guy at the DMV when he told me that that was not an acceptable form of a proof of residence. Just the gray stat. Just.

• 1:34:13Speaker 01

  This is not your fault. You didn't make the rules. I'm gonna go outside and scream now. They didn't take that? The guy ended up, he was very helpful. I will say this guy was really cool, but um, yeah, that was being told that proof of ownership of a house

• 1:34:32Speaker 01

  doesn't count.

• 1:34:34Speaker 02

  All right, I'll take back everything that I just said. Sometimes, all the time, the government is fucked up.

• 1:34:42Speaker 02

  I just fucking hate airports, guys. That's all it comes down to.

• 1:34:47Speaker 02

  It's stenting.

• 1:34:48Speaker 03

  I just hate to brand away to months to get to the DMV and then told immediately, so, bruh, sorry. This is not good enough.

• 1:34:56Speaker 01

  The literal deed with all the paperwork associated. Like, I had an entire manila envelope filled with all the paperwork.

• 1:35:04Speaker 02

  That you have physical property in Texas.

• 1:35:09Speaker 02

  Did you ask for their manager?

• 1:35:13Speaker 01

  Like I said, the guy was cool. He actually ended up helping me out, but it was, he was, you could tell, like, there was pain in his eyes, too. He's like, dear God, like, I know you're telling the truth and I really want to help you, but I have a list and I'm sorry.

• 1:35:28Speaker 03

  It was like when I brought the, uh, the figure through TSA.

• 1:35:32Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, dude, that was fucking wild. That was after the Boston live show or?

• 1:35:37Speaker 03

  San Diego.

• 1:35:38Speaker 01

  Was it? Oh, yeah, San Diego.

• 1:35:39Speaker 03

  That was San Diego coming through and then being like, you gotta open it. I was like, you're not opening that. If you're opening that, you're giving me X amount of money. Why, why can't we open this? It's called a collectible. It's never been opened. It's worth a lot of money. So why can't we open it? Okay, fucking open it. You're writing me a check from the second you open that.

• 1:36:01Speaker 03

  Well, why can't we open it? Okay, so there's these things called collectibles that have never been opened and it's worth a lot. Why? What is the issue? Run it through your fucking X-ray scanner.

• 1:36:12Speaker 01

  I understand it if it was made of steel and you couldn't see into it, but it's made of cardboard and there's a giant fucking transparent window that shows you exactly what's inside of it.

• 1:36:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, if it was made of bomb.

• 1:36:23Speaker 03

  And it's guts just holding a sword like, bah, bah, my tattoo shows who that is. Unless one of my fans was really fucked up. It was like, I'm gonna put a bomb in this.

• 1:36:36Speaker 01

  I understand if the collectible was like, inside this box was what looks like a live hand grenade, but fucking what?

• 1:36:43Speaker 03

  And then they're like, well, they're, we're gonna have to run it again. That's fine. Run it as many times as you want. I assure you, there are zero bombs in that. What the fuck is the problem? We're gonna have to cut it open.

• 1:36:55Speaker 03

  Holy shit. Have you ever heard of a collectible? We stood there for what 20, 30 minutes? That was a good fucking.

• 1:37:02Speaker 01

  We were all taking bets on the side. We just saw how angry Eli was getting. We're like, oh, oh, man.

• 1:37:09Speaker 03

  Like peaceful, peaceful, peaceful.

• 1:37:11Speaker 01

  I thought all we know is peaceful Eli. 20% chance no fly list on this one.

• 1:37:19Speaker 03

  Like, ah, yeah. Okay. Now I'm getting fucking really pissed off at this. I am having to repeat myself. Okay, tism, let me just calm down. Just calm down.

• 1:37:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, we've had a crazy week and now we're about to have a more crazy week with next one. We figure we do this one is a more short one because we have zero in the backlog. We literally, this is like Friday, we're going to record earlier this week. Your week took off though. We're like, hey, I'm not even in town.

• 1:37:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, sorry about that. It was just a, it was a lot of stuff going on. Although we do get to like another thing that we didn't, haven't talked about yet though is we did get to go up with Jared Isaacman up in Bozeman. The, the jet stuff.

• 1:38:02Speaker 03

  Oh yeah. You got a fucking flying what?

• 1:38:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, an AlphaJet. So it was actually my second time going up with Jared. He was like just an awesome guy. Like I can't give the dude enough kudos. Like he's like, you'd never know that the guy's a, you know, billionaire with all these, you know, founded a very, you know, big tech company and stuff like that.

• 1:38:21Speaker 03

  You'd never know he was a billionaire with owning a jet.

• 1:38:24Speaker 01

  Well, that was, that was, all right. So on that note,

• 1:38:28Speaker 01

  you, you laugh on that note. Well, the first time I went up there, I didn't know what the guy looked like. I just knew his name and I knew everything like that. I thought he was one of the pilots.

• 1:38:36Speaker 03

  Oh shit. Okay.

• 1:38:37Speaker 01

  Because he was dressed exactly, he was in the flight suit, like all the rest of the pilots was sitting there like bullshitting with his employees. Like I thought he was just one of the guys who worked there.

• 1:38:45Speaker 03

  No shit.

• 1:38:46Speaker 01

  Yeah. Like he's not just showing up like, oh, hi, I'm John C CEO of, you know, whatever. I'm John C airplane. But the guy just fucking loves to fly. Like he's just, just loves planes, loves aviation. It like, like my tism with guns. I was going to say autism, but like, I'll be honest. My tism with guns, his tism with planes. Like he's just, he's a really cool dude in that regard. And so he just loves, you know, teaching people about planes and stuff like that. And

• 1:39:12Speaker 03

  I love.

• 1:39:13Speaker 01

  I'd love to bring you guys up there.

• 1:39:14Speaker 03

  Dude, a hundred percent billionaire tisms are hilarious. They're like, you're like, have you seen this AK? He's like, have you seen this Meg?

• 1:39:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:39:23Speaker 03

  Well, a little bit different.

• 1:39:25Speaker 01

  Just straight up like I'm just looking around. I'm like, man, this has got to be what people think like walking into my shop times a hundred. Cause I

• 1:39:33Speaker 03

  He owns a whole bunch of planes.

• 1:39:35Speaker 01

  Bunch of L 39s, Alpha Jets. Uh, I thought he had one MiG 29. Turns out he's got three.

• 1:39:43Speaker 01

  It's, it's crazy. Like he's got a really crazy story. I'd love to delve into it, uh, one day. I'd love to have him on the podcast. I feel like he would be a very cool guest.

• 1:39:50Speaker 03

  Motivational.

• 1:39:52Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:39:53Speaker 03

  Also just really dope topics because without saying it, he achieved greatness at a very young age. Cause I want him to tell that story. You've kind of

• 1:40:04Speaker 01

  I, I

• 1:40:04Speaker 03

  divulged it.

• 1:40:05Speaker 01

  I, I don't want to misquote anything and I, I like, I don't want to say anything that's not true, but to my understanding, uh, he started his first company, which was like a payment processing thing. Uh, he started at like 16. The guy's actually just very fucking smart.

• 1:40:19Speaker 03

  Thank God I wasn't a billionaire at 16. I wouldn't know any of you.

• 1:40:25Speaker 01

  Sure. The meme like, I just want to blow up and act like I don't know nobody.

• 1:40:30Speaker 03

  I've been the biggest shitbag.

• 1:40:34Speaker 01

  But no, I just super fucking cool guy. Just can't get it. Like I, I really hope he does end up being head of NASA. Cause man, the guy's got some ideas.

• 1:40:41Speaker 03

  Is that what he's going for right now?

• 1:40:43Speaker 01

  He was, he was the, uh, originally he was the, one of the picks for, for head of NASA, which is fucking cool. Cause to my understanding, uh, the guy's been to space like five times. The fact, I think he was the first civilian to ever do a spacewalk. Like he would be like the most guy's got a

• 1:40:56Speaker 03

  Spacewalk?

• 1:40:57Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Yeah. Uh, origin, oh, what is it? Origin four or what is it? Um, I'm, I'm getting that wrong. It's something for. Um, he's got like a Netflix documentary of him, uh, with NASA.

• 1:41:15Speaker 03

  That's fucking wild. That is. Being in space would be one of the, doing a spacewalk on the space station would be fucking amazing.

• 1:41:26Speaker 01

  It's fucking crazy. Like I,

• 1:41:27Speaker 03

  Terrifying. You are strapped in by one material where you could free float to your death. No matter what. Yeah. No one's going to find, you're just gonna float out to space.

• 1:41:40Speaker 01

  Inspiration, inspiration for. Inspiration for is what it was. That's fucking terrifying.

• 1:41:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:41:48Speaker 03

  Just literally, you just float out and you run out, run out of oxygen.

• 1:41:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:41:52Speaker 03

  Mask off.

• 1:41:53Speaker 02

  Okay, okay. But there is the chance that aliens find you one day and revive you.

• 1:41:59Speaker 03

  That's true. If you're floating out.

• 1:42:01Speaker 01

  So you wake up just in time to get anally probed.

• 1:42:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:42:05Speaker 03

  Dude, I will say one of the things when you have right now going on, this is gonna be like exited. Like that big, big brain. Somewhere in the universe, there is a species that can teleport, can do all of that shit. I don't know why I love space stuff. I love astronomy. I love like anything like that. But there is a type, whether it be a type three civilization out there right now that could do like teleportation, any of that shit. Would be right now where we would look at them like a fucking sci fi experiment like they're a, we cannot conceptualize what they can do. And that happened, that's happening right now at this moment.

• 1:42:43Speaker 02

  Yeah. You're gonna hit me with three body problem again. Make sure I don't sleep.

• 1:42:47Speaker 03

  Literally going on in this universe right now, a hundred percent.

• 1:42:51Speaker 02

  Give me to read that book.

• 1:42:53Speaker 01

  I'm really glad you guys brought that up.

• 1:42:55Speaker 02

  Question my mortality. Yeah. Thanks, Eli, motherfucker.

• 1:42:59Speaker 01

  Cause I did see this the other day that, uh, you know, uh, Stephen Hawking's old experiment where he disproved time travel. Cause he like threw that party where he made a big deal of like, hey, if time travel exists, show up at this date, this whatever. And he announced it after it had already happened. Give me this big announcement like, hey, this party is happening four days ago. If you're a time traveler from the future, show up and if you show up, then I know that time travel is real. And, uh, he basically used that as a thing like, look, you know, this is a proof that, you know, I'm, I'm a scientist, a very high profile. Like there's, there's no way that somebody wouldn't have gone back even just to say hello. I know for a fact now that time travel isn't real, or at least it doesn't work that way, like linearly. And people said, you know, now.

• 1:43:47Speaker 01

  It kind of is an irrelevant experiment. Because now that everybody knows he's on the Epstein list, they're like, oh, why would I show up to his fucking party? Why would I show up to go hang out with a guy who's not now? In the future, people would know like, oh, God, yeah, no, the Epstein guy, you know, fuck that guy.

• 1:44:04Speaker 03

  Going to that party.

• 1:44:06Speaker 01

  So like the experiment now is completely moot.

• 1:44:08Speaker 02

  Also, he can't dance.

• 1:44:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:44:12Speaker 03

  What kind of party is that?

• 1:44:14Speaker 02

  Yeah. Get the fuck out of here, dude. Yeah.

• 1:44:18Speaker 01

  What was the thing that they said it was, um, his kink was, I don't, I don't know if any of this was real, but it's still.

• 1:44:24Speaker 02

  Putting math equations up on a chalkboard.

• 1:44:26Speaker 03

  Out of their reach.

• 1:44:27Speaker 02

  So higher, so high that they can't reach them.

• 1:44:29Speaker 01

  It's the way it was written. It was the on a slightly too high whiteboard.

• 1:44:36Speaker 03

  Yes, yes, yes. Reach the number.

• 1:44:40Speaker 02

  Edging.

• 1:44:43Speaker 01

  Dun dun dun dun.

• 1:44:46Speaker 03

  Well, and I think on that note, we will close this episode out and get it ready for tomorrow. And then do a 10 minute after show where we talk about, I'm not sure yet, Cody. Close this out, you beautiful.

• 1:44:58Speaker 02

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