I QUIT The Military After 16 Years ft. Habitual Linecrosser | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 223

Our favorite missile boy @habitual_linecrosser is back and he's officially retired! PLUS get all the details on the Unsub fitness challenge! Watch this episode ad-free and uncensored on Pepperbox! https://www.pepperbox.tv/ WATCH THE AFTERSHOW & BTS ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/collections/unsubscribe-podcast ------------------------------ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! SHOPIFY Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at http://shopify.com/unsubpod TURTLE BEACH Level up your game and get 10% off @TurtleBeach with code UNSUB at http://turtlebeach.com/UNSUB ! #turtlebeachpod SURFSHARK Go to https://surfshark.com/unsubscribe and use code UNSUBSCRIBE at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN! TUSHY Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code UNSUBSCRIBE at http://hellotushy.com/UNSUBSCRIBE ------------------------------ UNSUB MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast ------------------------------ FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS! Unsubscribe Podcast https://www.instagram.com/unsubscribepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@unsubscribepodcast https://x.com/unsubscribecast Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://x.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonHerrera https://x.com/TheAKGuy https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/@DonutOperator https://x.com/DonutOperator https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator The Fat Electrician https://www.youtube.com/@the_fat_electrician https://thefatelectrician.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician ------------------------------ unsubscribe pod podcast episode ep unsub funny comedy military army comedian texas podcasts #podcast #comedy #funnypodcast Chapters 0:00 Welcome To Unsub 0:40 Unsub Fitness Challenge 7:25 Welcome To Unsub 10:45 The Gang Roasts King Trout 15:03 Benjamin Franklin 20:30 Darwin Awards 27:17 Brandon’s Fridge 31:36 MISSILE TISM! 57:52 Israel & Iran 1:26:51 Nic's H-E-B Fat Files 1:32:16 Poland Is Little Texas 1:37:38 The Epstein List 1:43:49 War Thunder & World Of Warships 1:51:26 Video Game Talk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:26The Fat Electrician?

  The only guy that knows how to spell Geneva just died.

• 0:30Speaker 02

  Rapid dragon D's nuts across China's face.

• 0:34Speaker 02

  It's gonna be Operation Date Night.

• 0:37Speaker 03

  Ye olde will cook you breakfast in the morning.

• 0:40Speaker 04

  But it's because you can reach around and pretend you went all the way through. That's a...

• 1:06Speaker 05

  Hey, before we go anywhere, real quick, I wanted to give the details for the Unsubscribe Fitness Challenge. Or the Unsub-Fitness Competition. Unsub Fitness Challenge? Unsub Fitness Challenge. That's what we're rolling with. But before we do that, I just wanted to give a giant thank you to each and every one of you. Holy moly, y'all, it is insane to be able to hop in my DMs, hop on Reddit, Twitter, whatever, and see the amount of support that is going on for this fitness challenge. And also why we're giving away over $10,000 to the winners of this. And first, second, and third place in each category, and there's four categories, will have an opportunity to win money.

• 1:50Speaker 05

  First place will take away $1,500. Second place is $690. And third place is $420. The 69 and 420 were Brandon's idea, and it's hilarious, so we're keeping it. This is one of the many ways that we try to give back and show our thanks to everyone. So yes, we will be giving away over $10,000 plus we'll be giving away some merch shoes, pepper box memberships, Echelon, I mean, just everything's on the table. We just wanted to give multiple opportunities to win something. Now there are four categories. First one being weight loss, second one being muscle gain or just general fitness. Just getting yoked, this is the one I'm going for.

• 2:34Speaker 05

  Third motivation and number four, everyone's favorite fitness journey. They got to watch during the 60 days. Now, how long will this fitness competition last? October 1st will be the final day and that is that final day of submissions for your incredible fitness journey. Now, where to submit this? Uh, we have Reddit, which has been amazing. And I think that really brings the community aspect together for this. Because it is, it's awesome to see and everyone is helping each other. And I truly think that is one of the best ways to track your journey and submit your information. The other one is email and that is [email protected].

• 3:18Speaker 05

  So those will be the two ways to submit your information. And so we can track your journey. Now what to submit? Uh, okay, we need starting photos or where you are right now. And that is going to be, hey, I'm on the weight scale. Here is me looking down, them dogs are out, photo of your feet and how much you weigh. And then a front and a side image of yourself. And I understand some people, you can blur out your face. Um, this is just so we can see that progress and everyone else can. Also, in these photos, we will want to see a kind of like way to keep track of it. It doesn't have to be each one, but we do need to see a couple where it's like, hey, here's the day.

• 3:59Speaker 05

  And here's a good example is, is if you just type in Google time, this is going to pop up and it will show you, hey, here's the time, here's the date for everything. That way it's extremely fair and we're actually seeing, hey, these are up to date photos. Now my favorite place has been watching the Reddit. Y'all are so awesome to each other and that is why we are so proud of this community. Everyone is helping each other, lifting each other up and it is. I am so proud to watch that and that is all y'all. That is literally all y'all. So keep that up and anyone that might have hesitation or doubt, go on there, watch the reaction when you post information

• 4:43Speaker 05

  or even ask questions about it. You are going to see nothing but support and love from the people there. Oh, we have the good subreddit. Now I will go into more details on those four categories. And then you can get to the video. The first category is weight loss and that is pretty self-explanatory. Hey, I started at 280 and I'm down to 200 pounds by October 1st. Lost 80 pounds. Boom, if that is the most that was lost, you got $1,500, congratulations. But I think that's a really good metric to track, especially for people just getting into the fitness world or the idea of fitness. Second is physique, getting yoked, whatever that is. This one's definitely vanity based,

• 5:28Speaker 05

  but I still think it's a really fun metric and it will push us. I'm already going really heavy into this and that's the one I was going for. Just to, not to compete, well, to compete. I'm competing with y'all. I just can't win any of the cash prizes. I truly believe you should lead from the front. So you're going to see me go for the next 60 days, super hard on this shit. The photos, I think, will be the best way to show. And again, weight scale. Hey, I started at 150, I gained eight pounds of muscle. That's a lot in 60 days. It doesn't sound like a lot, that's a lot. Here are the before and after photos of this journey. I want to see them athletes coming out. Third, motivational. These last two are my favorite and that is because

• 6:13Speaker 05

  it really involves a community and this one's just those people out there that are motivating others. They're giving advice, they're just trying to help. And we will see that, the community will see that. I think that's why you guys will like this one too. And we're going to do this one together. These are the individuals that are going above and beyond and just really pulling the group together, trying to help as many people as possible, motivating them. Pushing them, giving great advice and just all around being what I truly want unsub to represent, a leader and a good person. And the last one is the community's favorite fitness journey to watch. I know we're gonna have some fun ones out there.

• 6:56Speaker 05

  You get to see it on Instagram, you get to see it on the internet where it's like, holy shit, have you seen this person's journey into fitness? Look how far they've came. Uh, look, they can do the splits now. That's the stuff I love, love, love to see because it really does help others. You get to watch that person and it can light a fire in somebody else. And that is why I want to reward those people that yes, they might've not lost the most weight, but holy shit, did they set the example and tried their damnedest and made it a fun journey to watch. So that covers all of them. Lots of prizes to win and more importantly, we really get to build this community even stronger, even tighter, and we're just excited to be part of it.

• 7:41Speaker 05

  So keep kicking ass, keep taking names. Your boy's gonna get jacked by October 1st. Mark my words. I can't wait to see what y'all do. Cheers, everyone. Enjoy the episode. Three, two, one.

• 7:57Speaker 04

  I definitely didn't have the fingernail for that.

• 7:58Speaker 03

  God, that's good.

• 7:59Speaker 02

  Beta alanine in my eyeball.

• 8:01Speaker 04

  It's good for it builds character.

• 8:02The Fat Electrician?

  Could have been a real Echelon and be pepper spray in your eyeball.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  That might've sucked.

• 8:07Speaker 05

  I didn't even think about that.

• 8:08The Fat Electrician?

  It's all just way worse.

• 8:09Speaker 02

  Mmm, capsaicin.

• 8:13The Fat Electrician?

  The OG recipe is banned in Canada still.

• 8:16Speaker 02

  Just because it's too much of OC spray?

• 8:18The Fat Electrician?

  No, it's got too much caffeine content in the can.

• 8:20Speaker 03

  Dude, can we get some and go to Portland and throw them at protesters?

• 8:23The Fat Electrician?

  We just fill super soakers with Echelon.

• 8:26Speaker 02

  That honestly.

• 8:29The Fat Electrician?

  Jesus Christ, guys.

• 8:30Speaker 04

  The gang's what?

• 8:32The Fat Electrician?

  No, I'm just saying.

• 8:33Speaker 02

  It's approved for human consumption in the United States.

• 8:35Speaker 04

  The gang does a hate crime.

• 8:36The Fat Electrician?

  That's FDA approves.

• 8:38Speaker 02

  But I love doing it.

• 8:39Speaker 03

  We're just watering the tines.

• 8:41Speaker 05

  You're just super soakers on the backs of Echelon, just blinding.

• 8:45Speaker 04

  I know they're all thirsty. Pump like the little dudes who spray for bugs and shit, you're just running around protesters.

• 8:51Speaker 02

  I wait for the ones like, not, not the like protesters protesters, but like the ones that are throwing rocks and like smashing windshield, like ice vehicles and shit.

• 9:01Speaker 02

  They look dehydrated.

• 9:03Speaker 05

  Capri Sun commercials.

• 9:05The Fat Electrician?

  Could you imagine us just a block, a block away from the protest with one of those water balloon slingshots? Just yeeting balloons full of Echelon into a crowded people.

• 9:16Speaker 02

  Promoting an energy drink that actually doubles as a bio weapon, like a chemical agent.

• 9:21The Fat Electrician?

  It's fine.

• 9:22Speaker 05

  Cody, start us off.

• 9:24Speaker 03

  Hi, everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, fat electrician, habitual line crosser, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for coming out.

• 9:34Speaker 05

  What's up, everyone? Hi, everyone's here again. We're never going to breathe ever. And we got our boy Ethan today.

• 9:41Speaker 04

  Oh, thank you so much. It's great to be here.

• 9:43The Fat Electrician?

  Ethan grow beard.

• 9:44Speaker 04

  I did. I did. Well, I'm trying. It's, I mean, I think I'm getting there. I feel like.

• 9:47The Fat Electrician?

  No, it's a beard.

• 9:48Speaker 04

  We're making, okay.

• 9:48The Fat Electrician?

  That's a beard.

• 9:49Speaker 03

  You came up to me last night and you're like, it's fucking itchy.

• 9:51Speaker 04

  Bro, this thing sucks, man. I like, it goes through phases. Like for a little while, it won't be itchy. It'll be perfectly fine. And then like fire can't cure this itch for like a couple hours and there's just nothing saves it.

• 10:02The Fat Electrician?

  I never had that when I grew a beard.

• 10:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, this is the first time I, this is my first beard. I'm new. I've my entire adult life I had to shave and now I don't and I'm.

• 10:11The Fat Electrician?

  Get it.

• 10:12Speaker 05

  I still have a teenager beard.

• 10:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, you'll hit puberty eventually, Eli. Maybe you'll go through a growth spurt or something.

• 10:18The Fat Electrician?

  Welcome to Unsubscribe. Today I am joined by men.

• 10:23Speaker 04

  Sir.

• 10:24Speaker 03

  I know you guys have never seen white dudes with beards on a podcast before. This is very unique. We added two brown ones.

• 10:32Speaker 05

  We're the D E I hires.

• 10:36Speaker 02

  Unsub was a lot wider before the re- uh, reformulation.

• 10:44Speaker 05

  Hi, everyone. How's your fucking shit going? We got, wait, you guys did last night. How was, uh, your episode?

• 10:51Speaker 02

  Darwin?

• 10:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:52Speaker 02

  Oh, God, that was fun.

• 10:54The Fat Electrician?

  I wore a Turd Ferguson hat. I wore Connor's cowboy hat, which is comically small on me. Connor's got a tiny head.

• 11:01Speaker 02

  It's like, I said, on his, uh, on his head, Connor's cowboy hat looks like a, a Texas yarmulke.

• 11:09Speaker 04

  What the fuck?

• 11:10Speaker 03

  You'll see in the episode.

• 11:11Speaker 04

  Oh, God.

• 11:12The Fat Electrician?

  I picked up his, I picked up his, his normal hat and he had all, all of the dots being used. So this is roughly how big Connor's head is. Like.

• 11:24Speaker 04

  You know, if you had that broccoli hair sticking out of there, you'd look like Gen, was it Gen Alpha or Gen Z now? Or the, the young kids.

• 11:31The Fat Electrician?

  That's how big Connor's head is.

• 11:36Speaker 03

  Close.

• 11:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're getting there.

• 11:38Speaker 02

  Look like a Japanese.

• 11:38Speaker 04

  Now you gotta say some racist shit.

• 11:42Speaker 05

  It's so bad. Very small head.

• 11:45Speaker 03

  Can I read our conversation from Connor this morning?

• 11:47Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 11:47Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 11:48Speaker 03

  I'm with my friend, I'm with my friend who's in a CrossFit comp and I'm the only cool guy ripping cigs and chugging beers while all these gay nerds lift weights. Her teammates are literally disgusted by my physique and habits, though. It's hilarious.

• 12:03Speaker 05

  Connor is like the worm from Men in Black.

• 12:05Speaker 04

  Oh, God.

• 12:13Speaker 03

  Doesn't one of them, yeah, doesn't one of them wear a Hawaiian shirt in it?

• 12:16The Fat Electrician?

  And smokes.

• 12:20The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, my God, now we have competition. Is he Dale Gribble or is he the worm from X-Men?

• 12:27Speaker 02

  Why not? Porque no los dos? I speak Spanish. That's actually true.

• 12:32Speaker 04

  Oh, shit.

• 12:35The Fat Electrician?

  Also, speaking of Dale Gribble, they're rebooting King of the Hill.

• 12:39Speaker 03

  Yeah. Bobby's a sushi chef.

• 12:42Speaker 04

  Bobby's a sushi chef?

• 12:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:43The Fat Electrician?

  Bringing back American anime.

• 12:44Speaker 03

  They released the trailer a couple of days ago.

• 12:46Speaker 05

  I hate that you called that.

• 12:48Speaker 04

  But I mean, it's accurate.

• 12:49Speaker 05

  I know, and I hate that even more.

• 12:51The Fat Electrician?

  Why?

• 12:52Speaker 05

  Cause it's right.

• 12:54The Fat Electrician?

  Cause we pulled it off without getting nuked?

• 12:55Speaker 05

  I know.

• 12:57Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 12:59Speaker 02

  We are bringing some energy here.

• 13:03Speaker 05

  Day three of podcasting, we stopped giving a fuck.

• 13:06Speaker 04

  I mean, to be fair, we did set off quite a few of them in this country. So maybe we did.

• 13:10The Fat Electrician?

  That's, oh, well, that's true. Yeah.

• 13:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:12The Fat Electrician?

  We nuke ourselves. I don't know if that counts, but we did that a lot.

• 13:14Speaker 02

  Like Connor's video of the Kodak discovering that before anybody else.

• 13:19Speaker 04

  I didn't see that one.

• 13:20Speaker 02

  So he did a really good video breakdown. Shout out King Trout, where he basically talked about how Kodak, because of like their, their x-ray film, I think that they were delivering to hospitals and whatnot. Because they were so sensitive to gamma radiation or whatever it is that was being expelled by these nuclear blasts. They, they thought that their film was fucked up. And in reality, they, they got together and they're like, no, it's actually just registering radiation. Well, the only thing that can do this is Jesus Christ. So all their scientists went to the government. They're like, look, we're not going to say anything. Just if you don't mind telling us when you're going to do it. So we can actually get this medical equipment where it needs to go. And they, they knew for years.

• 13:58Speaker 04

  Oh, shit.

• 14:00The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 14:00Speaker 04

  No, it's, it's okay. We trust the government.

• 14:03The Fat Electrician?

  What else are you gonna do?

• 14:04Speaker 05

  Let soldiers walk at it.

• 14:05The Fat Electrician?

  Remember what JFK's head just did? You want that to be you? Shut the fuck up.

• 14:10Speaker 02

  The, the CIA's outstanding journalism award.

• 14:13Speaker 04

  Right.

• 14:15Speaker 02

  It's crazy how someone's head just does that.

• 14:17Speaker 04

  It's wild.

• 14:19The Fat Electrician?

  We were, I went on a Benjamin Franklin rant on Man vs. Morning earlier. And some of the quotes from Benjamin Franklin's published works are the funniest shit on the planet.

• 14:30Speaker 04

  I have read too many of those. Yes, please.

• 14:32The Fat Electrician?

  Benjamin Franklin, renowned womanizer, right?

• 14:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:35The Fat Electrician?

  Like fucking everybody. Okay. He wrote a paper and published it. I believe it's called Advice to Young Men on Their Choice of Mistress. Not girlfriend, not wife, mistress.

• 14:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:51The Fat Electrician?

  How to Pick a Side Ho by the Founding Fathers. Okay. This is basically what this is.

• 14:56Speaker 04

  We gotta go back, guys. We gotta go back.

• 14:58Speaker 02

  Everybody's like, what would the founding fathers think about this? Like, you forgot. The, the revolution was started in a bar.

• 15:04The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, they probably think it was pretty, dude, Zach had the funniest fucking joke about that, about the founding of the Marine Corps in Ton Tavern. He's like, he need to realize the Marine Corps is founded by a bunch of dudes drinking at a bar that went out, raided the British, came back for more beer and went, guys, we should go pro.

• 15:22Speaker 04

  I fucking love Zach, man.

• 15:23Speaker 02

  That's, that's the American energy that I just fucking love.

• 15:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:26Speaker 02

  I wish more people knew about that stuff.

• 15:28The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, God. Um, you guys want to hear some Benjamin Franklin quotes?

• 15:31Speaker 04

  Yes, please.

• 15:32Speaker 02

  Hit us.

• 15:33The Fat Electrician?

  Quote, because in every animal that walks upright, the deficiency of fluids that fill the muscles appears first at the highest part. Gravity is talking about gravity. The face first grows in length and gets wrinkled, then the neck, then the breasts, then the arms. The lower parts continue to be last plump as ever.

• 15:58Speaker 04

  Is he just saying like it's okay to bang old bitches?

• 16:01The Fat Electrician?

  It, this was a published paper on how to choose a mistress and it's literally like a 36 page paper on why you should be fucking cougars as a young man.

• 16:07Speaker 05

  I do know he loves smashing old bitches.

• 16:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know. I was gonna say, I knew.

• 16:11The Fat Electrician?

  Quote, because as they have more knowledge of the world and their minds are better stored with observations, their conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreeable. She's got experience.

• 16:24Speaker 02

  No, they got that slop top down.

• 16:27The Fat Electrician?

  Well, we'll get there.

• 16:29Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 16:29The Fat Electrician?

  Quote, the glug glug five. Oh, we're gonna get there. Quote, because there is no hazard of children which irregularly produced may attend with much inconvenience. Less likely to have kids.

• 16:46The Fat Electrician?

  Because in every animal and indeed every vegetable, honor decays with age and the most virtuous women are apt to relax their vigor and permit more generous freedom with their persons.

• 16:58Speaker 02

  They're loose.

• 16:59The Fat Electrician?

  Old bitches do anal.

• 17:06Speaker 05

  They throw a fan off camera saying they do.

• 17:10The Fat Electrician?

  Because they're prudent, because of having more prudence and less beauty than the young, they are less subjective to censure.

• 17:19Speaker 04

  Hold on, I didn't get that one.

• 17:20The Fat Electrician?

  They're not gonna judge you as much.

• 17:21Speaker 04

  Oh, that's true.

• 17:23The Fat Electrician?

  Quote, and lastly, they are so grateful.

• 17:28Speaker 05

  They had a hard ass life.

• 17:33Speaker 02

  I love how we publish this as like this is this would be useful for young men to know. You old bitches will cook you breakfast in the morning.

• 17:40The Fat Electrician?

  Homies just out there with a fucking key on a kite and it's fucking balding mullet swinging dick in France the entire revolution. What a champ.

• 17:50Speaker 04

  We need to make that mandatory reading for college now. That entire paper.

• 17:54Speaker 05

  Dude, he would love.

• 17:57The Fat Electrician?

  Tender.

• 17:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:59Speaker 05

  That man would be.

• 18:00The Fat Electrician?

  Cougar finder.

• 18:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:01Speaker 02

  We need, we need to, we need to have a Benjamin Franklin impersonator on the podcast, but one, a good one.

• 18:10The Fat Electrician?

  A good one.

• 18:10Speaker 02

  One that knows all that shit.

• 18:12The Fat Electrician?

  I really want, like, he's got to be like the Genghis Khan of France. He's got it. He was banging everybody in France, but we're never going to find out because DNA tests are illegal there.

• 18:21Speaker 04

  Are they?

• 18:21Speaker 02

  Yeah. Why is that again, Nick?

• 18:23The Fat Electrician?

  DNA tests are illegal in France.

• 18:25Speaker 04

  Why?

• 18:25The Fat Electrician?

  They have like some bullshit reason, but like the hush, hush, everybody knows why reason that nobody wants to acknowledge is because promiscuity is like so not frowned upon in French culture that they're worried if DNA tests weren't. You literally have to get like a court order, like 23andMe, all that bullshit. It's banned. You need a court order from a judge to get a DNA test. You can't just go get one.

• 18:45Speaker 02

  Is there, so like with all the migrants and people, they're actually doing DNA tests for that, right?

• 18:50The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, that wasn't, that wasn't the direction that I was going in. Their reasoning is that they cheat on each other so much. They're worried it would ruin too many families.

• 18:58Speaker 02

  How could they not? How could they not? They get it from their great, great grandfather Benjamin Franklin.

• 19:03The Fat Electrician?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 19:06Speaker 05

  It's like Japan, uh, prostitution is normal. Like wives are like, oh yeah, as long as they're paying with money and not love, I don't care what they do. And that is on both sides in Japanese cultures. Fucking wow.

• 19:17The Fat Electrician?

  That's weird.

• 19:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:19Speaker 04

  So you're saying I gotta move to France or Japan is, uh, what I'm getting out of here. Yeah. It's, uh.

• 19:24Speaker 05

  Your wife's gonna.

• 19:25Speaker 02

  Or get a good attorney.

• 19:26Speaker 04

  She's gonna kill me.

• 19:27Speaker 02

  This one clip, fuck.

• 19:29Speaker 04

  This is the clip that's gonna get something thrown at me. This, this right here.

• 19:32Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, we said, uh, Japan or France, and for whatever reason, he still moved to Thailand.

• 19:37The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 19:38Speaker 05

  No kids.

• 19:39The Fat Electrician?

  Well.

• 19:41Speaker 02

  Oh dude, Benjamin Franklin would love Thailand.

• 19:44Speaker 05

  Hey, no bitches getting pregnant.

• 19:49Speaker 04

  This is probably gonna have to get cut.

• 19:50The Fat Electrician?

  Weird looking vagina.

• 19:51Speaker 04

  It's probably gonna have to get cut, but it's cause you can reach around and pretend you went all the way through. That's a.

• 20:00The Fat Electrician?

  How does Mrs. habitual line cross her like the beard?

• 20:03Speaker 04

  Uh, so she's not been a fan of the beard. However, after all the compliments I got from you gentlemen and you know Sav and everybody last night about how good the beard looks. I'd called her last night and she's like, okay, as long as you keep it trimmed, you can't like do a full Santa Claus beard, but keep it trimmed where it's at right there. I'm okay with it. So I might be.

• 20:20The Fat Electrician?

  Still set on it. Fine. It's always. Sean Ryan.

• 20:24Speaker 04

  Oh, god damn it.

• 20:26The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 20:27Speaker 04

  Is that what we're gonna do now? We're gonna get unsub, uh, community to haze Sean Ryan until I get to go in. I'll dress just like him and I'm gonna talk like him.

• 20:35Speaker 02

  It'd be like the doctor.

• 20:39The Fat Electrician?

  You bring him a bag of gummy bears and a cig?

• 20:46Speaker 05

  A hundred percent.

• 20:47Speaker 04

  Just get super serious and don't smile the whole time. Oh, god. Oh, just, god damn it.

• 20:52Speaker 02

  Show up with a picture of you and Gavin Newsom.

• 20:56Speaker 05

  Oh shit. Did you, how did you react to, uh, the police officer testing the taser?

• 21:03Speaker 04

  Oh, dumb. I saw that. I've seen the video.

• 21:06The Fat Electrician?

  It turned into an electricity conversation of why tasers are more effective when the prongs shoot out.

• 21:11Speaker 05

  The guy's just like, mid arrest. I was like, what the fuck? Okay. Gonna watch that again. Okay. Just making sure that.

• 21:19The Fat Electrician?

  What was the, I liked when the suppressor shot off and we were both, I was like, honestly, not his fault, actually. Like he's just lucky he caught that on camera for the ATF.

• 21:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. There's, so there's a couple dudes that are like in the Gulf, like deep sea, whatever. They're shooting like a suppressed, I don't know, like an FN forty-five tactical or something like that with a can on it. And like, pomp, pomp, ha, ha, pass it to his buddy. First round, suppressor shoots off the end into the fucking Gulf.

• 21:47Speaker 02

  And I'm like, okay, if you actually told the ATF.

• 21:49Speaker 05

  There was a boat.

• 21:50Speaker 02

  I swear to god, it was a fucking boating accident. If you didn't have that shit on camera, you're going to fucking buttfuck prison.

• 21:57The Fat Electrician?

  Like.

• 21:58Speaker 02

  For a long time.

• 21:59The Fat Electrician?

  The first thing I would do is I would immediately upload that video to the cloud and send it to five people I trust. Just say, never delete this.

• 22:06Speaker 02

  And then my phone, my phone is going directly into the waterproof bag.

• 22:10The Fat Electrician?

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• 22:16Speaker 03

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• 22:18The Fat Electrician?

  It's about Surfshark, which is a VPN, which is a virtual private network.

• 22:21Speaker 03

  Tell me more.

• 22:22The Fat Electrician?

  Which allows it so your internet provider can't track what you're doing on the interwebs. If you wanted to like, I don't know, do things like watch a show that's not available in your region on a streaming service, you could make it seem to the internet like you were in a different region, so you could have access to that material.

• 22:36Speaker 02

  So there's no actual sharks?

• 22:38The Fat Electrician?

  There are no sharks.

• 22:39Speaker 03

  So if there's some things I wanted to watch, you can't watch in Texas, I could watch them now, right?

• 22:44The Fat Electrician?

  If you said you weren't in Texas using your VPN.

• 22:46Speaker 03

  Which VPN?

• 22:47The Fat Electrician?

  Surfshark.

• 22:48Speaker 02

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• 22:54Speaker 05

  I can masturbate finally?

• 22:55Speaker 02

  Not at the aquarium.

• 22:59The Fat Electrician?

  You didn't specify which part of me could touch the stingrays.

• 23:09Speaker 02

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• 23:13Speaker 03

  You mean two, right?

• 23:15The Fat Electrician?

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• 23:18Speaker 05

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• 23:22Speaker 02

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• 23:25Speaker 05

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• 23:26Speaker 02

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• 23:30Speaker 05

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• 23:31Speaker 02

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• 23:36The Fat Electrician?

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• 23:40Speaker 02

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• 23:42Speaker 03

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• 23:47The Fat Electrician?

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• 23:56Speaker 03

  Duct tape some floaties to it, just in case.

• 23:59Speaker 05

  That was, there was a pause in silence, wasn't there, once that happened?

• 24:02Speaker 02

  I'll show you the video.

• 24:03Speaker 05

  That's the one with the, yeah, exactly. It's like every dude's like, oh.

• 24:07Speaker 02

  Jamie, pull it up.

• 24:10Speaker 02

  Here you go.

• 24:11Speaker 05

  Fuck, I'm gonna be so sad.

• 24:13Speaker 02

  What are you doing, Adam?

• 24:16Speaker 02

  Have you seen this? So.

• 24:21Speaker 04

  I'm gonna lean in and watch.

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• 25:02Speaker 05

  That was a cheerful night. I'm happy. No, no, not happy.

• 25:21Speaker 05

  Everyone's face changing to not happy is amazing.

• 25:24The Fat Electrician?

  Oh no.

• 25:26Speaker 05

  Well, at least you guys had fun last night.

• 25:28Speaker 02

  Good. It wasn't too bad. Took a couple hours. There's just a lot of the banter and a lot of banter that just can't go on the internet. But yeah, it was fun.

• 25:36The Fat Electrician?

  That's a shame.

• 25:38Speaker 05

  Where can it go?

• 25:40Speaker 02

  A lot of it is going on Pepperbox.

• 25:41The Fat Electrician?

  Is my racism joke gonna make it?

• 25:43Speaker 02

  Which one was that?

• 25:44The Fat Electrician?

  Where you knew it was Pakistan?

• 25:47Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, that'll probably make it.

• 25:48The Fat Electrician?

  Okay, good.

• 25:48Speaker 02

  I was able to identify just from, just from look alone of, of the video or just the general, I don't know.

• 25:54The Fat Electrician?

  He's like, this is in Pakistan. I was like, how do you know that? He's like, I just know. I was like, that's an impressive amount of racism.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  I've seen so many of those videos that I'm just like, that's, that could only be Pakistan. And then there was text on screen. Uh, we went and translated it and it's Urdu, which is Pakistani.

• 26:10Speaker 05

  You guys are just gonna glaze over, is my racism comment gonna make it in? Which one?

• 26:16Speaker 05

  What else was said yesterday?

• 26:19The Fat Electrician?

  Really bad. You have to bleep this word out because you're not allowed to say it on YouTube. But uh, because you can't say it, you know, those goggles that you on your helmet that you lower over your eyes. So you can see at night, what those are called. You're not allowed to say that on YouTube. It's the N word for YouTube. Yes.

• 26:38Speaker 04

  I never knew that.

• 26:40Speaker 02

  The, the heat seeking uh, scopes that you're allowed to, you know, see heat from cold.

• 26:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 26:46Speaker 02

  That is also the T word. You're not allowed to say on YouTube.

• 26:49Speaker 04

  Really?

• 26:49Speaker 02

  Well, you're not allowed to show it. I don't, I don't know. They're

• 26:51The Fat Electrician?

  You're not allowed to say it either.

• 26:52Speaker 02

  That's yeah. Retarded.

• 26:53Speaker 04

  That's wild. Why?

• 26:55Speaker 05

  I love that. We're going to bleep those two words and then retarded will be fine.

• 26:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:59The Fat Electrician?

  But so I was like, I, and then Brandon just goes, he said the N word. I was like, that's no. And I go, Delance, play, play the Django Unchained clip. And in my head, I'm thinking, no, I didn't say that. That clip?

• 27:13Speaker 02

  And I'm like, which Django Unchained?

• 27:16The Fat Electrician?

  Delance is going to screw me and put Samuel L. Jackson in trouble.

• 27:21The Fat Electrician?

  And then I'm going to be in trouble.

• 27:26Speaker 02

  I just need a clip of Delance just going, aye, aye, captain.

• 27:31The Fat Electrician?

  Just, just get the beginning of Samuel L. Jackson saying it and then cut to the, no, didn't say that.

• 27:40The Fat Electrician?

  Oh my God.

• 27:43Speaker 02

  Oh God, the wrong Tarantino. What is that Tarantino where he's like, oh, there's a role in it where somebody needs to lick feet and say the N word. It has to be me. Who's going to play this role? It has to be me.

• 27:57Speaker 05

  A good old time last night.

• 27:59Speaker 02

  Nah, it was fun.

• 28:01Speaker 05

  We did uh, some bowling. You just went on another show and then you brought up etism we didn't talk about.

• 28:09The Fat Electrician?

  Brandon has the worst single man fridge I've ever seen in my life.

• 28:13Speaker 02

  It's pretty bad right now.

• 28:16Speaker 05

  disappointed me.

• 28:17The Fat Electrician?

  Hey, I had to.

• 28:18Speaker 05

  And right.

• 28:19Speaker 02

  No, this is bad.

• 28:20The Fat Electrician?

  I noticed I walked, I walk in Brandon's kitchen. It's two refrigerators stuck together. It's the widest fridge I've ever seen. It's the Nicki Minaj BBL of fridges. It's fucking huge. It's, it looks like an industrial kitchen fridge.

• 28:34Speaker 02

  Need a chair for each cheek.

• 28:35The Fat Electrician?

  I open the door. There's half a bottle of ketchup and an old Chick-fil-A bag and that's it.

• 28:42Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Empty, empty box of protein shakes. And, uh, yeah, no, I'm pretty sure like one Red Bull. You gotta keep the box cold. It's important.

• 28:52Speaker 05

  How disappointed.

• 28:53The Fat Electrician?

  Who's him coming from a. I was just putting like a drink in the fridge to keep it cool. So I didn't give a shit, but I just, I, I was like, holy shit. Brandon's got a big ass fridge. It opened. It's just empty. Keeping the air cold.

• 29:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's.

• 29:15Speaker 05

  I love single dudes. We are so bad about anything like that.

• 29:19Speaker 02

  It's an, it's a like, it's just like the meme where it's the, the apartment overlooking Miami or whatever. And it's just a nice apartment, totally empty with a TV and Xbox and a lawn chair. Yeah. It's like women are so annoyed. We can live like this and be happy.

• 29:36The Fat Electrician?

  Brandon's house, he just has like random guns everywhere. We try to, oh, did I show you my new bazooka? That he has leaning in the corner. Like, no, Brandon, show me your new bazooka.

• 29:45Speaker 05

  And then you can ask this, Brandon, how many couches do you have in your house?

• 29:48Speaker 02

  One.

• 29:49Speaker 05

  Oh, you have a couch?

• 29:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:50Speaker 05

  Is it in the living room?

• 29:51Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 29:52The Fat Electrician?

  He had to think, yes.

• 29:53Speaker 02

  Cause I had. Where it was in my house, but yes. Well, there's like it to, eh, either way, but yes.

• 29:59Speaker 05

  You have the Peloton in one, right?

• 30:02Speaker 02

  No, I still have that in the garage. I need to move that in.

• 30:03Speaker 05

  Okay. I swear you had like a piece of exercise equipment in front of one of the living rooms.

• 30:08Speaker 02

  That for a while. Yeah, I did.

• 30:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's dude right there.

• 30:12Speaker 02

  And then the, the single couch, which was, uh, for a while was like Connor came over and made it. Where it was just blankets, like comforters, just folded over on each other so we could sit and watch TV.

• 30:26Speaker 04

  Oh God.

• 30:27Speaker 02

  Being a dude is awesome.

• 30:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:32Speaker 02

  There's a lot of people out there that know exactly what I'm talking about that have lived through the struggle.

• 30:36Speaker 05

  What this, this crowd know. As everyone looks around right now, it's like, yeah, I get it. I get it.

• 30:43Speaker 04

  Someone watching it on their TV that is on the floor next to their Xbox going, yup.

• 30:49Speaker 04

  While they're sitting in a lawn chair, maybe, maybe a beanbag. That's kind of bougie though.

• 30:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's, there's, if you walked into my house and just looked around, you're like, yeah, this place does not know the touch of a woman.

• 31:02Speaker 05

  The girls do make our lives infinitely better. Sav has made this place wonderful. We have a snack corner.

• 31:10Speaker 04

  I know, that's great. That was amazing.

• 31:12Speaker 05

  The drinks are dress right dress. I'm like, oh fuck.

• 31:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, everything's all like nice and organized and it's.

• 31:19Speaker 02

  It feels like, like a stocked like hotel suite.

• 31:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 31:23Speaker 02

  Like just with the snacks and the drinks and everything like that.

• 31:27Speaker 04

  This is how it starts.

• 31:27Speaker 02

  Round of applause for Sav.

• 31:28Speaker 04

  There we go.

• 31:30Speaker 03

  It only took us a couple of years to get snacks in here.

• 31:34Speaker 05

  I might hit you later.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  I just keep her down. Life is about balance.

• 31:45Speaker 04

  You guys are building her up to cut to the fan house.

• 31:49Speaker 02

  You just felt the yang.

• 31:54Speaker 05

  Welcome to the yang.

• 31:55Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ. Unsubscribe does not endorse the beating of women.

• 32:07Speaker 04

  Oh dear.

• 32:08Speaker 05

  Every time he puts his head on their fin. I'd be like, yes, it does.

• 32:14Speaker 02

  Deep echo.

• 32:16Speaker 05

  You know what I'm talking about?

• 32:19Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, yeah.

• 32:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, we know what those are.

• 32:22Speaker 05

  Well, I don't know. Brandon looked at me like I had a dick on my. Wait, why is he looking at me like this? Okay, back to your tism.

• 32:29Speaker 04

  What about my tism?

• 32:29Speaker 05

  Missile story.

• 32:30Speaker 04

  So, yes, and I try to learn about new missiles before I come here because I love seeing the look on Brandon's face when he just like, the fuck?

• 32:38Speaker 02

  I'm ready, fuck me up dude.

• 32:40Speaker 04

  So for years since pretty much the 1950s, we've had, and I didn't learn about this until recently, we've had an anti-submarine missile that is on the US destroyers. And the way it's designed is missile fires out after they detect the submarine, missile fires out and then deploys a parachute, not because they need to slow down the missile, but because it makes it quieter when it splashes into the water, so the submarine can't detect it. Which is fucking ruthless, by the way. And then it turns into a torpedo and hunts down the submarine, which is fucking intense, right? That the US has designed that.

• 33:09Speaker 05

  Were you shooting from like a carrier?

• 33:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, well destroyer, yeah. It fires a missile, lands in the water after a parachute, and then turns into a torpedo and hunts the son of a bitch down. Which is, yeah, but we've had that for like the last 50 years, that's not the new thing. Yeah, no dude, Uncle Sam just be building shit. So, we have this plane, it's called a P8 Poseidon. Imagine a 767 that hunts surface and submarines, like it's, it is a terrifying fucking jumbo jet. We sell them to all our friends, Poland has a bunch, like, there's a lot of them out there. And so, previously, the P8 Poseidon actually had to get low down to the water because it drops a sonar buoy to help detect submarines and shit, but then it also dropped torpedoes. And it flies like real down close to the water and they're like, that's dangerous for that plane.

• 33:55Speaker 02

  Close, like how?

• 33:56Speaker 04

  I want to say less than 100 feet off the water, like pretty low.

• 34:00The Fat Electrician?

  For a plane that big, that's crazy.

• 34:02Speaker 04

  Pretty low. And so what they've started designing is they're like, look, we need to still have this thing be able to hunt down submarines, which is its primary role. But we want to keep it safe. So we've started designing a glide torpedo. So 30,000 feet, this now jumbo jet drops a torpedo that opens up wings, glides near the target, lands in the water, switches to torpedo, and hunts the fucking submarine down.

• 34:27Speaker 02

  Keeping the wings?

• 34:28Speaker 04

  I don't know if the wings fold in, drop off, I don't know too much about it, but I was just like, a glide torpedo, and as far as I know, no one else in the world has any technology like this. Like I read this and I was like, what the fuck are we making? Like it's just the craziest.

• 34:44Speaker 02

  I personally love it. Like if we're gonna have the biggest, most ridiculous defense budget of all time, I love that we just break off chunks of it and give it to people like Skunk Works and they're like, "Hey, you nerds like building cool shit. Here's money. Make me things that I want to use to kill people." "In bizarre ways."

• 35:02Speaker 04

  We, they made that and then they also, uh, we love revolvers in the US, you know, obviously, American revolvers, right? It was, correct me if I'm wrong, isn't it Colt who made the first ever revolver, wasn't it?

• 35:12Speaker 02

  It was, uh, depends on how you measure, but yeah, it's the Colt Patterson, I believe, is the early 1840s.

• 35:17Speaker 04

  So we've made a lot of different revolvers. Um, obviously you have the Gatling gun, which is technically revolving. You have, uh, we put in, in a C-17, it's still in development, but we put a bunch of, uh, long range hypersonic weapons, also known as the Dark Eagle. We put them in a revolver in the back of a C-17, so it drops. One pulls a parachute, drops off the back of the bird, takes off. It's like a different version of Rapid Dragon with slightly bigger missiles.

• 35:40Speaker 05

  You said a bunch of different words.

• 35:42Speaker 04

  Sorry, sorry.

• 35:44The Fat Electrician?

  Never seen Rapid Dragon? No. Rapid, Rapid Dragon is, imagine a crate of Hellfire missiles.

• 35:56The Fat Electrician?

  In a big square, holding like all the missiles like slightly separate.

• 35:59Speaker 02

  Like a firework.

• 36:00The Fat Electrician?

  And then throw it in the back of a C-130. And then you throw a little parachute out the back that pulls the crate of Hellfire missiles out the back. And then there's a big parachute on the front and then the big parachute opens and this crate is floating vertically uh, down from this parachute and then the Rapid Dragon can drop the Hellfire missiles out the bottom as they all take off different directions and take everything out.

• 36:25Speaker 02

  That is so cool.

• 36:26Speaker 04

  There's a reason we're at the top of the food chain.

• 36:28The Fat Electrician?

  We were literally, we're like, we were literally like,

• 36:30Speaker 05

  Mines aren't doing that.

• 36:31The Fat Electrician?

  Guys, we got a lot of cargo planes. How can we make them shoot fucking missiles? Look, watch this shit. Just straight from the manufacturing line, here's a shipping container full of Hellfire missiles. Don't unwrap them, just throw the parachute out the back. We'll drop them on the way there. Fucking done.

• 36:48Speaker 02

  Dude, that's such a cool name, too.

• 36:49Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 36:51The Fat Electrician?

  It deployed something. That's cute.

• 36:56Speaker 05

  Uh-oh.

• 36:56Speaker 04

  Oh, that's terrifying. This just got so much worse.

• 36:59The Fat Electrician?

  How many does it shoot at once?

• 37:00Speaker 04

  So the Rapid Dragon, I want to say it's over a hundred. It could be eighty, eighty to a hundred. Like, there's a lot.

• 37:05Speaker 05

  That's way more terrifying. I was thinking like six.

• 37:07Speaker 04

  No, no, there's like a lot in there.

• 37:09Speaker 02

  Rapid Dragon D's nuts across China's face.

• 37:13Speaker 04

  When we get back to the revolver, though, we did come out with something else.

• 37:16Speaker 05

  Jesus, fuck, I was thinking a single crate.

• 37:18The Fat Electrician?

  They're not Hellfire missiles, they're JASM missiles.

• 37:21Speaker 04

  Oh, JASM, was it Joint Air Surface Missile, I think, yeah.

• 37:25The Fat Electrician?

  Just load them bitches in the back.

• 37:27Speaker 05

  For anyone that will get this to them, but it is a human, it's shorter than these things.

• 37:33Speaker 04

  They're massive.

• 37:35Speaker 02

  It was like a Conex box?

• 37:36Speaker 04

  Pretty much.

• 37:37The Fat Electrician?

  It's like a fucking Conex box, full of twelve foot missiles.

• 37:40Speaker 02

  What's the size difference between the Hellfire and the JASM?

• 37:42Speaker 04

  Hellfire weighs a hundred and ten pounds and is, oh god, I don't know how long it is, but the JASM is significantly longer and larger.

• 37:49Speaker 05

  How much like poundage?

• 37:51Speaker 04

  I want to say, oh god, now my missile guys are gonna get a hold of me. Uh, now I gotta check. I don't know the JASM off the top of my head.

• 37:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, do it, because that is, Hellfires are fucking terrifying. Those are little boys.

• 38:08Speaker 05

  I like.

• 38:08Speaker 04

  Oh, it's a cruise missile. Okay, for some reason I was thinking it was something different.

• 38:11Speaker 05

  Bro, that is, and then they look like little jets that are just killing.

• 38:15The Fat Electrician?

  Nobody worry, it's just an American cargo ship a hundred miles off of our coastline. Oh my god, there's a thousand cruise missiles inbound.

• 38:24Speaker 04

  Okay, so significantly larger, the warhead weight, actually, we'll go over the total mass. It's twenty-two hundred pounds per missile. Twenty-two hundred pounds and the warhead is a thousand pounds.

• 38:36Speaker 04

  So with a hundred of them, you're looking at a hundred thousand pounds of conventional explosives in one cargo plane?

• 38:44The Fat Electrician?

  Is it a hundred in the cargo plane?

• 38:45Speaker 04

  I don't know how many it is. I mean, even if it's fifty, that's still a lot of fucking missiles.

• 38:52Speaker 02

  That's fucking insane.

• 38:53Speaker 04

  That's a lot of, oh, that's a lot of firepower. This, this is the thing.

• 38:56Speaker 05

  What's more terrifying is we don't use that much.

• 38:58Speaker 04

  No, we don't.

• 38:59Speaker 05

  In the last couple of wars.

• 39:00Speaker 02

  Have we used it ever?

• 39:01Speaker 04

  Uh, I don't think the Rapid Dragon has ever been employed.

• 39:03The Fat Electrician?

  Not in combat.

• 39:04Speaker 05

  We just have it? That's way more terrifying. We, we've ended wars in three days and we haven't used our good stuff.

• 39:11Speaker 02

  That's just the shit we know of.

• 39:12The Fat Electrician?

  Two pallets, each one holds six missiles, so twelve cruise missiles per C-130.

• 39:19Speaker 05

  But usually cruise missiles are launched by like large war naval vessels, not.

• 39:24Speaker 02

  I mean kilometers per hour versus cruise missiles.

• 39:29Speaker 02

  Americans will use anything but the metric system.

• 39:32Speaker 03

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• 39:45Speaker 02

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• 39:46Speaker 05

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• 39:54Speaker 05

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• 40:38Speaker 03

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• 40:43Speaker 02

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• 41:08Speaker 05

  Shopify.com/ unsubpod.

• 41:11Speaker 04

  I mean, hell, the Ohio class naval submarine, which is, we have 18 Ohio classes, 14 of them are pretty much a floating apocalypse. They carry.

• 41:23Speaker 02

  What a fucking sentence.

• 41:25Speaker 05

  That's a good movie, man.

• 41:27Speaker 04

  Each of them carry, they're up to 25, but they're only legally allowed to carry 20 at a time. Those are the minute or not Minuteman, excuse me, Trident to nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles and each of those have, I want to say it's six warheads inside each and they have 20 of them apiece and there's.

• 41:44Speaker 02

  Be allowed by who?

• 41:45Speaker 05

  Thank you. Exactly. We're the ones that made that. Why can't we set the number? Also, we lied. Is the difference? It's like, well, 25 is too much.

• 41:54Speaker 02

  We like prestiging where we have one arm tied around our own back?

• 41:58Speaker 05

  We set our own rules.

• 42:00Speaker 04

  I don't know which treaty it's a part of. I have no clue. But then we have four of them.

• 42:06Speaker 02

  What? Pause.

• 42:10Speaker 04

  But we have four of them, which are the cruise missile Ohio class submarines, and each of those carry 150 Tomahawk cruise missiles. So four times 150. That parked off your coast. We used an Ohio class when we struck Iran because like everything went to the B2s. Everyone's like, the B2s are amazing. But there was one Ohio class that just surfaced and was like, cool. We're going to get rid of that and then just fucking Tomahawks.

• 42:34Speaker 02

  36 Tomahawks, right? Or something like that?

• 42:36Speaker 04

  That's, yeah. I want to say it was around 30 something, which isn't even, I mean, if you look at it overall, it's not even a third of their payload. So that was like a light snack to that one submarine.

• 42:45Speaker 02

  Got it. So that's actually, that's why I was stoked to have you on. As soon as I saw the shit go down with Iran, I'm like, I need Ethan here now.

• 42:53Speaker 04

  Oh, we can, we can talk.

• 42:55Speaker 02

  Because that's, I think, one of the first times, at least that I know of, that I have seen hypersonic missiles deployed.

• 43:03Speaker 04

  Okay, you're talking about like the?

• 43:05Speaker 02

  I knew this, like, that's your word.

• 43:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay. So what are we talking about? We're talking about hypersonics. So the Tomahawk is not hypersonic.

• 43:12Speaker 02

  No, not Tomahawks, but like the missiles that were.

• 43:16Speaker 04

  Fired into Qatar? The ones that Iran fired back with?

• 43:20Speaker 02

  To be perfectly honest, all I remember just seeing, I just remember seeing clips on my phone of Iranian missiles that were smacking. It was either like Tel Aviv or Qatar or something like that.

• 43:28Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 43:29Speaker 02

  Just smacking with fucking speed.

• 43:32Speaker 04

  So they are moving pretty quick. It, from, from just outside perspective, looking at the videos, it's really, really hard to identify what those missiles were. I would say, so Iran is in the same situation as North Korea. Do they have good missiles? Yes, but very few of them. They have a metric fuck ton of shit missiles. And I mean, literally, if you want to say, well, what was that missile? Probably a Fatah or a Fatah. Because they have the Fatah, the Fatah 110, the Fatah A, like dude, they have so many fucking Fatahs.

• 44:02Speaker 02

  So what would that be comparable to? Because I don't know what a.

• 44:05Speaker 04

  So, believe it or not, so.

• 44:09Speaker 04

  We don't, okay, I would say maybe ATACAM because of the range because the US and a lot of our allies, we don't focus on the mid-range ballistic missiles. We have like literally short range, we have cruise missiles and then we have ICBMs. We don't really dabble in the mid-range, which mid-range I want to say is around a thousand kilometers.

• 44:29Speaker 04

  And ICBM territory is anything 3,400 miles and above, which we have the Minuteman III and the Trident II. Those are our premier ICBMs.

• 44:39Speaker 04

  So I would maybe compare it to an ATACAM, which is the, oh God, what does ATACAM stand for? Oh, Army Tactical Air, fuck, oh God.

• 44:49Speaker 05

  You're dead already.

• 44:50Speaker 04

  Dude, the ATACAM, I can't, I can't remember every acronym, okay?

• 44:53Speaker 05

  Exactly.

• 44:54Speaker 02

  It is the, the short-range surface blah, blah.

• 44:59Speaker 02

  Okay, well, what's the fucking acronym, Google?

• 45:01Speaker 04

  You might have to Google ATACAM acronym.

• 45:06Speaker 02

  It is.

• 45:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's not fucking telling me. Thanks.

• 45:10Speaker 05

  Army doing army shit.

• 45:11Speaker 04

  Dude, I'm telling you, it's, I had to learn, uh, there's so many fucking acronyms just even working with field artillery versus air defense artillery. And I mean, even infantry has a shit ton of them.

• 45:21Speaker 05

  Oh dude, I have forgot a lot of them.

• 45:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:23Speaker 05

  Randomly, right? And just got into acronyms. He loves acronyms.

• 45:26Speaker 04

  Really? That's awesome.

• 45:28Speaker 05

  No reason. Finds it interesting. So we're like, okay.

• 45:33Speaker 04

  I'm sure there's some field artillery guy who's like, it means this, like in the comment section immediately.

• 45:37Speaker 02

  Army Tactical Missile System.

• 45:39Speaker 04

  There you go.

• 45:40Speaker 02

  Well, that's all right.

• 45:41Speaker 04

  Well, I know the new one with it's replacing it, the PRISM, the Precision Strike Missile, and we're working on that. But, uh, so right now, we don't really have anything comparable to like the FATEA. I'm going to shoot in the dark and say they were FATEA 110s, maybe ERs, maybe KIUMs, maybe Shahab 3s. I know those are all different words that don't mean a lot. Yeah, right?

• 46:01Speaker 04

  But it's hard to tell.

• 46:02Speaker 02

  Is over here trying to summon an ancient demon?

• 46:06Speaker 02

  The furniture's gonna start floating.

• 46:09Speaker 04

  And with Iran, they just go with a saturation attack. The difference between an American saturation attack and an Iranian saturation attack, and I did it in a breakdown of my Iran and Israel video, is so Iran, they just, imagine like you're trying to throw a baseball into a target, like you know, the dunk tanks or whatever. Iran grabs a fistful of rocks and throws it. So like, it'll hit, but is it gonna do the amount of effect you want on target? The US, on the other hand, is like, cool, this building needs to disappear, but they have air defense systems. Cool, we're gonna hit this building repeatedly, like 70 times over until something gets through, or we're gonna take out these air defense systems first. You know, we try and plan that way. What I saw in Israel, and this is just what I've

• 46:53Speaker 04

  gathered from what they've hit, what they didn't hit, is they got lucky a few times, but overall, between Iron Dome, David Sling, and Arrow 3, they were able to mitigate the vast majority.

• 47:06The Fat Electrician?

  Cause like, when missiles are inbound into Israel, isn't it, it's, Iron Dome is like the last line of defense. Cause prior to that, isn't there, is it a US ship that's off the coast that fires?

• 47:19Speaker 04

  So, there's, there's all sorts of stuff all over the place. Right now, they'll be initially detected probably by US systems in Romania, which is, it's called Aegis Ashore. We have two of them. We have one in Poland, one in Romania, which is, we just take the Aegis Combat System and put it on the ground. It's a fucking powerhouse. It's a terrifying system. Those, if not satellites, will pick it up initially, because the US doesn't have a, like a radar detection satellite network, but we do have a thermal detection satellite network. And rocket thrust puts out like 2,000 degrees of exhaust as it's going up. So like, it's pretty easy to figure out, oh, this is being fired right now.

• 47:56Speaker 02

  Almost as hot as you are.

• 48:03Speaker 04

  But as they're climbing, like the amount of information that flies around over there is insane. Like, I wish I could tell you how much Uncle Sam knows. Just, I assure you, Uncle Sam fucking knows.

• 48:12Speaker 05

  I mean, we do that with, uh, when people would do the mortars. They run in and do the makeshift mortars, kick it into the base. They do it in the same, they learn not to do it in the same spot like two nights in a row.

• 48:22Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, those are the Q53 firefighter radars. They'll find them some bitches every fucking time.

• 48:26Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 48:28Speaker 02

  Didn't that, didn't they have shit for a while that was like auto detection? Like if they get fire coming from a certain direction, it automatically triangulated where it was coming from and ordered artillery on it?

• 48:37Speaker 04

  Yes, yes. We, uh, we actually, and this is a new thing, uh, the US-

• 48:41The Fat Electrician?

  AI is coming for the FO's job now too?

• 48:46The Fat Electrician?

  Whole MLS just got replaced by a backpack?

• 48:51Speaker 04

  Damn, alright.

• 48:54Speaker 04

  So the US wanted to be really, really good at this and we've gone like ham into counterfires. So my Patriot radar is a fucking powerhouse. Don't get me wrong. It's a great system. By the time that missile is in boost phase, like, and it crests the horizon and my radar detects it, I know like 10-digit grid where that missile came from. Like, I know exact, within a square foot of where that motherfucker came from. But it takes a little bit of time and plus I have to wait till it hits boost phase. So it's been fired for a little while, so it gives them a little time to pack up. Well-

• 49:24The Fat Electrician?

  You're waiting on lag on a missile firing, you fucking psychopath?

• 49:34Speaker 04

  I mean, we're getting there.

• 49:38Speaker 04

  But I-

• 49:39Speaker 02

  These servers are ass.

• 49:44Speaker 04

  I will say, for me, that was good enough, but the powers that be are like, uh-uh, we can do better. So now, they have, and it's an, it's an, uh, integration that just hit the F-35. So now, on the far side of the horizon, as it's like launching, like the second it fires, the F-35 can detect exactly where it came from and pass that data in real time to the counterfire. So before theirs hit boost phase, we've already counterfired it. Which makes it 10 times more fucking scarier to shoot at Uncle Sam.

• 50:14The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:17Speaker 04

  We just took the ping to zero. That's what we just did.

• 50:20The Fat Electrician?

  That is a deterrent.

• 50:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:23The Fat Electrician?

  I wanna put Ethan in a Jubilee episode with 25 flat-earthers.

• 50:29The Fat Electrician?

  No, wrong.

• 50:31Speaker 04

  You're stupid and here's why.

• 50:34Speaker 02

  Only if he gets a ladder. Only if he gets a whiteboard.

• 50:38Speaker 04

  Oh dude, give me the whiteboard, I'll fucking hurt your feelings.

• 50:43Speaker 04

  But, so going into the, everything that was shot into Israel is, I mean, no system is perfect. No, I mean, even, even with us in Patriot, our goal is 90%. So if you shoot, you know, 10 missiles, our goal is to at least take out nine. And they fired 14, we took out 13. And this is the thing, what you're seeing from the Iranian sources is, oh, we hit this command and control node. It was the shroud on a fucking air traffic control radar or a tropographic or tropo shot, which is where you bounce communication off of the troposphere to talk on the far side of the planet.

• 51:15The Fat Electrician?

  Ah, yes.

• 51:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's a comment, it's old, it's old technology, everyone knows about tropo.

• 51:19The Fat Electrician?

  The troposphere, correct, yeah.

• 51:21Speaker 03

  Cody, we talked about that last night. Last night, the tropo.

• 51:25The Fat Electrician?

  Of course, the sky, the tropicana universe.

• 51:28Speaker 03

  Books to your children in the libraries.

• 51:32Speaker 02

  The knee bones connected to the leg bone.

• 51:36Speaker 04

  So.

• 51:37Speaker 05

  He's so retarded next to you. Also, Jesus fuck, so if you shoot something, Americans are like, you're dead.

• 51:45Speaker 04

  Yes, yes, like within seconds.

• 51:47Speaker 05

  That, if you have a line system, you're like, go first, they're dead. Pause, timeout.

• 51:57Speaker 05

  Call up the government.

• 51:59Speaker 02

  The, uh, so we're, we're basically, everybody else is on a shitty like mobile connection and we're playing with fiber.

• 52:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, see, I.

• 52:06Speaker 03

  We have law hacks.

• 52:08Speaker 04

  Let me, let me see if I, okay, I'm gonna try and be as cryptic about this as I can. When I say like, you don't know how much Uncle Sam knows, is I have seen a real time countdown to a North Korean missile launch. Okay, I, like, I just, I wanna point that out there to you. Like, in a messenger of some kind, like five, four, three, two, launch at this location, this blah blah blah blah, it's heading in this direction, this is the speed, this is the altitude, like, you fucking crazy amounts of fucking information.

• 52:39Speaker 05

  Merk is so stupid, they don't even five, four.

• 52:43Speaker 02

  Dead. That's, it's literally the meme of like CIA sending you a text, wouldn't do that.

• 52:51The Fat Electrician?

  What's up, dog?

• 52:54Speaker 02

  I would love to see, because you know the new White House, media people are just shitposting. I would just love to see text from Donald J. Trump, and it's just the John Cena. Are you sure about that?

• 53:05Speaker 04

  It's the Donald Trump thing, you're about to hit the go on the missile button. You just get a text message of you're the outside of the building you're currently sitting in. I gave him a picture of his house. This was a terrible idea.

• 53:19Speaker 04

  What do you say we go maybe to college? I don't like this.

• 53:22Speaker 02

  That guy got even more sweaty.

• 53:24Speaker 04

  Just suddenly.

• 53:28The Fat Electrician?

  Open your phone and you see a picture from a number unknown. Pause, pause that.

• 53:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, just stop right there. Yeah.

• 53:37Speaker 02

  Stand by for the president.

• 53:40Speaker 04

  What are you doing? That's a stupid idea. I will fucking kill you.

• 53:44Speaker 02

  That was, that was just, watching that all unfold on the news like in real time was, was crazy. And the only thing I was thinking is like, I wish Ethan was here. I have so many questions.

• 53:54Speaker 04

  It's, I, I was just, for me, I'm very like, there's a sense of pride. I don't know how many of those air defenders out there that I was personally like I affected or I trained or how many of their NCOs, but like, there's a sense of pride when you see your guys putting in work. Like, I'm incredibly proud of that unit. And the shitty part is, is Patriot, just like all American systems, we make shit retard proof. We make everything so simple, a monkey could do it. And to do that, to fire all those missiles, knock out all those targets, is literally, that's it. You just put the shit into auto. Once you verify that all those are incoming missiles, just cool, kill the missiles. And the system's like, alright, this one's mine, this one's mine. Like, so Patriot, it's, it's a really cool system. We have, obviously, our weapon control statuses, which is hold tight and free.

• 54:40Speaker 04

  And one of the things I used to do to my units when I was training them is I would send them weapons free. Now, you'll never go weapons free, ever, ever. But, so when you're about to engage an enemy missile, or you're about to engage an enemy aircraft or something like that, there's a process you have to go through. First, to verify it, and then you have to classify it as something, and then you have to shoot it down. When you go weapons free, it takes all those safeties of having to classify shit and gets rid of them. So when you're about to engage something, or you can engage something, you get a dotted line around it. And that, that means it's in the to be engaged queue. It's being processed for engagement. Patriot is planning to kill that. The system is planning to kill it. Okay.

• 55:21Speaker 04

  Well, when you go weapons free, as I like to call it, I call it party mode. It takes everything out there that isn't positively identified as a friend and prepares to kill it. Like, anything that's unknown, anything, it's just like, you'll just see like...

• 55:37Speaker 05

  Just civilian airliner gets to the exclamation point of it, like, oh shit!

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• 56:10Speaker 05

  Don't like that!

• 56:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, when you do that, like, the first time I went free and just like training, I went free and then I started seeing modifiers, just boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, like, everything out there I'm staring at which, open source information is 150 kilometers out, which is a lot of aircraft in most parts of the world. Um, I was like, oh god, what did I do? What did I do? It's like, it's gonna kill stuff, I gotta stop it. And they're like, you went free. It won't kill until you tell it to, but it's just like, I'm planning...

• 56:35Speaker 05

  But it's thinking about it.

• 56:36Speaker 04

  No, it's thinking about it.

• 56:37Speaker 02

  It's like the fucking, the R2D2 death, uh, minigun that like...

• 56:42Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, just...

• 56:42Speaker 02

  Honing in on civilian airliner, just, "Worn? No."

• 56:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's, uh, I call that party mode. And I used to tell my, my higher echelon unit, um, I was like, "Look, if we're about to take it to the face and die, and I still got birds on the rails, like, send me into weapons free, because I'm gonna die like a fucking man. I'm gonna die with empty canisters."

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• 58:52Speaker 02

  Why'd they all go to India?

• 58:58Speaker 03

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• 59:03Speaker 04

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• 59:05Speaker 02

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• 59:08Speaker 05

  Can we? I would pay so much money to have been sitting in the room when they all agreed. Alright, we, we, we got on the mission name Midnight Hammer.

• 59:20Speaker 04

  I love that, it was so good.

• 59:21Speaker 05

  Funniest fucking mission name ever.

• 59:24Speaker 04

  Midnight Hammer.

• 59:25Speaker 03

  I didn't know that was.

• 59:26Speaker 05

  That was the official mission name, Operation Midnight Hammer.

• 59:29Speaker 04

  Yes, you know what's great?

• 59:30Speaker 05

  For a stealth bombing with the most powerful penetrating bomb on the planet. Operation Midnight Hammer.

• 59:41Speaker 04

  Should've called it Operation Plowin' Guts, just to be more on the fucking nose.

• 59:44Speaker 05

  Operation, I feel you in my belly button.

• 59:51Speaker 04

  You know what's crazy about that? So the MOP, the Massive Ordnance Penetrator, which is a bomb specifically designed for the B2 Spirit, which is what we use there. We use three of them. Now, open source information says, and I can't remember if it's in feet or meters, I can't remember the exact measurement, but it's 200 either feet or meters of solid earth. These things can go through. Like, they are the best bunker busters that have ever existed. And one of the things I actually learned about it is as they're going in, so obviously it's a delay fuse, it has a secondary charge, so it goes in, blows up the secondary charge to so it can go in further, and then kaboom.

• 1:00:26The Fat Electrician?

  It's called the pre-com.

• 1:00:28Speaker 04

  The pre-com. But what the crazy thing about it is, is the US doubled down. They're like, oh, the enemy's digging further. We need a new penetrator. So they're developing now the next generation penetrator for the B21.

• 1:00:42The Fat Electrician?

  Next generation penetrator.

• 1:00:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, so next time when we use that, it's gonna be Operation Date Night.

• 1:00:52Speaker 04

  Oh my god. Yeah, as soon as I read that, they're like, because they were talking about a...

• 1:00:56Speaker 02

  Sorry, Operation Three Glasses of Josh.

• 1:01:03Speaker 04

  Can you imagine like sitting in your Iranian bunker and you just see this massive explosive come through the roof, stop, and you just see the word "come" on the side of it, and then just, you're in the Netherlands.

• 1:01:12The Fat Electrician?

  Operation, we're just friends.

• 1:01:16The Fat Electrician?

  Operations, don't worry, honey, it's platonic.

• 1:01:21Speaker 02

  The penetrator she told you not to worry about.

• 1:01:26Speaker 04

  Oh, I never finished that thing I was talking about. So with the revolver, they're developing a revolver for naval attack submarines, where they stack three torpedoes inside one torpedo tube and fire them at a time.

• 1:01:38Speaker 02

  Oh, that's neat.

• 1:01:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's fucking hot.

• 1:01:40Speaker 02

  Well, because I mean, didn't, I don't know if this is still the case, but I know for a long time, they were like manually carrying and loading torpedoes in ship.

• 1:01:46Speaker 04

  I don't know about nowadays with the, I think it's the...

• 1:01:48The Fat Electrician?

  Back in World War II, that's what they were doing.

• 1:01:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, back then. But I mean, back then, you know what's crazy is I did a, I was learning about torpedoes. I can't remember if it was for a video or just because my tism was tickled, I can't remember. But like back in the day, like 1,400 yards for a torpedo was, was a hell of a long reach for a torpedo. Nowadays, they're maneuvering and can reach like 40 kilometers underwater. Which, can you imagine getting smoked by an invisible underwater death machine that you didn't even know was there from 40 kilometers away with a fucking... Submarine telephone pole with like 2,000 pounds of explosives.

• 1:02:23Speaker 02

  Certain pipelines can.

• 1:02:25Speaker 04

  Fucking Christ. Oh, no.

• 1:02:28Speaker 05

  Also terrifying because it doesn't have to blow up the entire thing. It just needs to create a vacuum.

• 1:02:34Speaker 04

  Just one hole. That's all it's gotta do.

• 1:02:37Speaker 05

  What was the one submarine when they carried them?

• 1:02:39The Fat Electrician?

  Quick sink. Wait, what?

• 1:02:41Speaker 05

  Didn't they carry them from like one end to the other in a submarine because shit fucked up?

• 1:02:46The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, I think you're talking about Ramage's rampage where he like fucking, they submerge and then they're like, all right, now let's come up and see where that convoy was. And they were in the Japanese convoy and they're like, oh, fuck. And they just start firing everything. They dumped all their torpedoes and like World War II subs. You didn't reload the tubes on the water like you submerged because again, it was like, all right, get fucking 10 dudes and winches and shit to reload the tubes.

• 1:03:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:17The Fat Electrician?

  And they're like, no, fuck it. We're going to stay on the surface and dodge gunfire while we reload. Shot like 21 fucking torpedoes all at once. Japanese ships.

• 1:03:26Speaker 05

  Also, just fuck. Oh, shit. We're surrounded.

• 1:03:33Speaker 04

  You know, that's a very, that's a very specifically American mentality. I honestly, I mean, you're the history buff. So aside from maybe Poland and parts of like Germany, I haven't seen any other countries like maximum effort, target rich environment.

• 1:03:47Speaker 02

  There's that quote. I can't remember. I don't remember if it's a chesty puller quote or whatever, but it's the enemy has us surrounded. They can't escape now.

• 1:03:58The Fat Electrician?

  Shirt right there. Even like the, like that famous letter that like a French soldier wrote about American soldiers in GWAT. And he's like, usually when the commanding officer goes down, you're trained to hunker down and play defense until you get new orders. The Americans just go fucking ape shit.

• 1:04:18The Fat Electrician?

  Oh no, lieutenant's down. Cowabunga.

• 1:04:26The Fat Electrician?

  The only guy that knows how to spell Geneva just died.

• 1:04:35Speaker 04

  Let's add some new ones to the checklist, boys.

• 1:04:37Speaker 02

  Normally, it's a disorienting thing for a military force. For us, it's a power buff.

• 1:04:44Speaker 04

  The rule.

• 1:04:46The Fat Electrician?

  Literally what happened.

• 1:04:47Speaker 04

  They just took out my nerf. It's time to go.

• 1:04:50Speaker 02

  The guy with the pencil that writes the reports of the war crimes just bit it.

• 1:04:58Speaker 02

  I did have a story that I thought you would find kind of interesting. I'm not sure if I've told this on the podcast before or not, but I was I was in DC for something completely unrelated like, God, I don't know. This is campaign time last time. So I was like, maybe a month after October 7th. And I was just at a bar in DC. I was waiting to come home to Texas. And I was sitting at the bar next to a guy. Me and him just started having a conversation. And turns out he was actually there in Tel Aviv during October 7th because he was an engineer working on the Iron Dome. Oh, shit. And so he like, obviously, they didn't know any of that shit was gonna go down. He was just there for routine shit. He's like, yeah, we, you know, go in every couple of months.

• 1:05:38Speaker 02

  All of a sudden, like the sirens start going off and he's in a fucking high-rise hotel.

• 1:05:44The Fat Electrician?

  No shit.

• 1:05:44Speaker 02

  Like glass window, like the entire wall is glass and he's watching rockets come. And he said, all he could do was, uh, put all the, there were like two beds. He put all the pillowcases and or the mattress and the comforters against the window, just like shield from the glass and then put the other one against the wall. And just kind of like hid behind that and was just on the phone with his wife like, I hope I did my job right. Cause I calibrated that shit.

• 1:06:12The Fat Electrician?

  Fuck.

• 1:06:13Speaker 02

  Like, I'm kind of standing behind my work on this one.

• 1:06:16The Fat Electrician?

  From the Midwest because we would have just been standing outside watching. I've seen what we do when there's tornadoes. Look at them homos in their gliders.

• 1:06:24Speaker 02

  He's on the observation deck.

• 1:06:27The Fat Electrician?

  Going back to that French letter, though, it's just funny going back to what you were saying about how like we know as soon as they fire a missile. Cause like in that letter, the French guy is like, if you ever are like in the shit and need help, you better hope to God it's the Americans that pick up the radio. He's like, they don't ask what the situation is, what they literally just say, where are you? All right, we're on the way. And we try to brief them on what they were carrying. They were like, we know. They knew more about what was going on than we did.

• 1:06:58Speaker 02

  They were just waiting for the word. Please say out loud, you need our help.

• 1:07:03The Fat Electrician?

  Cause we're about to make it fucking awesome over there. It's like the better call Saul, put, put a dollar in my pocket there. Now I work for you.

• 1:07:13Speaker 02

  Go get them, boys.

• 1:07:15The Fat Electrician?

  No, with the Iron Dome, uh, that thing, that system, I didn't know this again, I've been, since a lot of people have had their opinions about Israel and Iran and stuff like that. I've been just digging into the weeds and trying to understand it, which by the way, when you dig into the history of Israel and Palestine, the more I dug, I don't know who the fuck it belongs to. I have no clue. Like it just gets worse, the, the more you dig. I had no fucking clue who was there first.

• 1:07:34Speaker 02

  Let's just give it back to Britain, call it a day.

• 1:07:36The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, just fucking mulligan that shit.

• 1:07:39The Fat Electrician?

  But, uh, Iron Dome, what I didn't know about. Brandon, how do I piss off fucking everybody? Give it back to Britain, put it in a museum.

• 1:07:48Speaker 02

  That was a Molotov.

• 1:07:51Speaker 02

  It belongs to the Queen.

• 1:07:57The Fat Electrician?

  It's the little video of the washing machine just going ape shit and the guy throws.

• 1:08:04The Fat Electrician?

  Brandon, give it to Britain.

• 1:08:08The Fat Electrician?

  Someone make that. Laundry machine. Democrats arguing over Palestine.

• 1:08:20The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, my face hurts. Laughed too much. Oh, man.

• 1:08:25Speaker 04

  Did you know that two days, two, two days after Iron Dome came online, it was defending against missiles from Gaza?

• 1:08:33Speaker 02

  No shit.

• 1:08:34Speaker 04

  Two days. I, I was like, that can't be right. So I verified it through several different sources. It was April 2011 is when Iron Dome came online. Two days later, missiles were being fired from Gaza into Israel and it was defending against them. I was like, you know, that's fair. And then when I did the whole video about Iran and like I was digging into it, the more I read about Iran, I'm like, how the fuck have we not attacked these guys earlier? Like they're, they're pissing me off at this fucking point. Did you know that the, uh, so the Beirut bombing in 1983? The, uh, obviously 241 Marines killed, there was like 40 or 50 something, I'm sorry, French that were killed in that Beirut bombing? Well, that was Hezbollah, but it was before it was called Hezbollah. They were called the Islamist Jihad because Hezbollah didn't exist until 1985 and this was 1983.

• 1:09:16Speaker 04

  Well, Iran in 2004, uh, the, the CUDS brigades, as they're called, which I assume their retention is just not great for, for brigades. Getting people to re-enlist is tough. Um, oh, come on, that was a solid joke.

• 1:09:30Speaker 02

  Well, re-enlist isn't really the problem. It's, uh, recovery mostly.

• 1:09:35The Fat Electrician?

  Call the instructors, those that can't do, teach.

• 1:09:39Speaker 05

  Those who come before us.

• 1:09:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, for those who come after.

• 1:09:45Speaker 02

  God.

• 1:09:46Speaker 04

  In 2004, one of the units who's actually named after a Hamas bomb maker, I think his name is Aya Hayash or something like that. Uh, we killed him in 1996, but anyways.

• 1:09:55Speaker 02

  More floating furniture.

• 1:09:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, fuck that guy. Uh, so in 2004, they built a monument to the bombers of the Beirut bombing in Iran in 2004. And to this day, no one has been formally charged with the attack on the Beirut bombing in Lebanon, uh, in 1983. So I was like, as I was reading through this, I was like, fuck Iran. We should have hit them harder. Like we should just glass that entire motherfucker and just mulligan the whole country. Like I'm done with your shit.

• 1:10:21Speaker 02

  The shitty part is that they used to be a pretty westernized, well, like for the time, fairly westernized, uh, country. And then there was a series of revolutions that the US may or may not have had a lot to do with.

• 1:10:30Speaker 04

  So I learned about that as well. So in 1953, a US-backed coup. Uh, which eventually sent them into what they call, and this was the late sixties, early seventies. They called it the white revolution. And the white revolution was actually a really interesting time because in the mid nineteen seventies. So the Islamic revolution happened in nineteen seventy nine, which is also when the hostage crisis happened and a bunch of other shit. Right? So in the mid nineteen seventies, Iran had actually exploded in popularity. They were now a creditor nation. They had liquidated their entire, uh, national debt. They had cleared it by the mid nineteen seventies and their economy was growing at ten percent every year. Ten percent, I mean, well, it was more than ten percent, but an average of ten percent because it was like it varied above that. So I just go with the bottom end, ten percent.

• 1:11:14Speaker 04

  And then, so in nineteen seventy nine, uh, was his name Ayatollah Khomeini, not Khomeini, the new one, Khomeini. He wanted to take over the nation and since then Iran's, uh, economy has grown at less than half a percent every single year since then. So pretty much what I got at is Khomeini wanted to have charge of a failing nation rather than living in a successful one. And that's ultimately what, what came out of that. So I learned about that whole fucking process. I was like this. This is stupid. That was a dumb fucking decision for them to do that.

• 1:11:45Speaker 02

  Yeah. Cause whether or not you want to get involved in foreign conflict, I normally end up on the, as some call it isolationist end. I just don't want to keep funding forever wars that we're not involved in.

• 1:11:53Speaker 03

  I have a crazy concept.

• 1:11:56Speaker 02

  One thing that you can't dispute is that Iran is one of the biggest funders of terrorism globally. And when it comes to Islamic terrorism, that's just not even disputed.

• 1:12:04Speaker 04

  They're not even hiding it. So in the CUDS brigades, which the CUDS brigades is, is like an American, uh, general, I can't remember his name. He compared them roughly to a combination of special operations in the CIA. So they do, uh, what is it unconventional warfare in order to like topple, uh, aggressor governments that they don't like, which makes sense. We do the same shit, you know, hey, turn abouts fair play in war.

• 1:12:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:24Speaker 04

  The thing that I have a problem with is unit one ninety, which is in the CUDS brigade and unit one ninety, their sole purpose in life, they're a logistics unit. They ship weapons, equipments, um, travel documents, all sorts of shit to Hamas, Hezbollah and the Houthis, like specifically.

• 1:12:40Speaker 02

  If there is Islamic terrorism going on in the world, I have pretty good Vegas odds that Iran has fingerprints on it.

• 1:12:46Speaker 04

  Absolutely. One hundred thousand percent. But I mean.

• 1:12:50Speaker 04

  I can't be too mad at them cuz like we be doing that shit too.

• 1:12:54Speaker 02

  We be doing that shit a lot.

• 1:12:54Speaker 04

  Like we, I be doing that a lot. I, I give, I give a fair shake to everybody. Like, yes, I'm all, all in team USA, but I get it. I like, but at this point in time, it's like, look, either we're gonna.

• 1:13:05Speaker 05

  He's over here like, I'm not mad you're doing it. I'm mad you're not as good as we are.

• 1:13:11Speaker 02

  Or at least not good enough that we have a reason to go.

• 1:13:13Speaker 05

  You're not big enough to talk this much shit, pipe down.

• 1:13:18Speaker 04

  I look, I'm at the point where it's either like it's us or them and like, we're gonna win this fight. Like without fucking question. That 14 missiles they threw at Qatar and everyone's like, well, they told you it was coming. Look, I've been in CENTCOM on Patriot units. There is no doubt in my mind. If they hadn't said shit, the result would have been exactly the same. Like that, you know, would have fucking smoked them without question.

• 1:13:38Speaker 02

  But it's just, it's, it's just the fact that they did.

• 1:13:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:42Speaker 02

  Was just kind of that, hey, look.

• 1:13:44Speaker 04

  Yeah. You need to chill the fuck out or I'm gonna hurt your fucking feelings. And honestly, I was actually kind of impressed that President Trump like dropped an F-bomb between Israel and I mean, I, I can't get mad at him for his frustration.

• 1:13:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:56Speaker 04

  Because there's thousands of years of conflict there between Jews and Arabs.

• 1:13:59Speaker 05

  I just like, it was like, I got this guy's, what?

• 1:14:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:01Speaker 05

  Motherfuckers. Seriously.

• 1:14:04Speaker 02

  They don't know what the fuck they're doing.

• 1:14:06Speaker 05

  I will turn this car around.

• 1:14:10Speaker 05

  Have you tried Tushy's new water bottle?

• 1:14:12Speaker 02

  Eli, that's not a water bottle.

• 1:14:14Speaker 03

  What do you mean? Is that the one I just brought back from camping?

• 1:14:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:14:17Speaker 02

  You wanna tell them?

• 1:14:19Speaker 03

  It's a, it's my new on the go bidet from Tushy.

• 1:14:24Speaker 02

  Results may vary.

• 1:14:26Speaker 03

  You got a little piece of corn in there.

• 1:14:28Speaker 05

  I have their normal bidet at home.

• 1:14:31Speaker 02

  And I bet you love the quality, don't you?

• 1:14:32Speaker 05

  Are you? My butt's clean and now my mouth's clean.

• 1:14:37Speaker 03

  I assure you, your mouth isn't clean.

• 1:14:42Speaker 05

  At least I know your butt's clean on that camping trip.

• 1:14:44Speaker 03

  Oh, it's clean at home too, Eli.

• 1:14:46Speaker 05

  My butt's clean because of the Tushy Spa 3.0. Now, when you have a tummy like mine, you need a lot of water cleaning that area. It's like a war zone down there. I wanna know something about war zones. It's Brandon.

• 1:15:01Speaker 03

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• 1:15:10Speaker 05

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• 1:15:19Speaker 02

  That's warm water too, isn't it?

• 1:15:20Speaker 05

  They have not only warm water, but heated seats.

• 1:15:24Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:15:25Speaker 05

  It's a spa for your butt.

• 1:15:26Speaker 02

  It also has UV sterilization for next level hygiene.

• 1:15:29Speaker 05

  Tushy pristinely removes 99% of germs with what? One ingredient, water, the stuff you drink.

• 1:15:39Speaker 02

  The stuff you just drank.

• 1:15:41Speaker 05

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• 1:15:42Speaker 02

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• 1:15:48Speaker 05

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• 1:16:04Speaker 04

  We're gonna mulligan the entire fucking Middle East like we probably should, bro, at this point, like...

• 1:16:11Speaker 02

  Brain is based on that tape. Define mulligan. Just glass it, you know? Define glass!

• 1:16:18Speaker 04

  Well, like, this is... Okay, you've been to the Middle East. Have you been to the Middle East?

• 1:16:23The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 1:16:23Speaker 04

  Nick, okay, so, Eli's been to the Middle East, tell me if I'm wrong, if Israel didn't exist, let's say we got rid of it tomorrow. Israel, they all fucking moved to Kazemel or some shit, I don't fucking know where we're sending them, right? All Israelis were gone. They're gonna keep killing each other!

• 1:16:36The Fat Electrician?

  You're never getting a home loan.

• 1:16:40Speaker 02

  They've just repossessed your house.

• 1:16:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know, right?

• 1:16:45Speaker 02

  You're back on your payments!

• 1:16:48Speaker 04

  I might as well go all in. No, so, this is the thing, if Israel was gone tomorrow, they would keep killing each other because of different sets of the same religion, slightly different religion, different belief, different fucking color, different tribe, different country.

• 1:17:00Speaker 05

  Sunnis and Shias hate each other, sectarian violence is one of the worst violence you will ever have. And that is what happens across, it's not just religion, it's like, culture, race, everything is the same thing. It's like, they kill each other more than they kill anything else.

• 1:17:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:17:14Speaker 05

  Yes, we had to segregate Sunnis and Shias because they fucking despised each other.

• 1:17:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, then I learned about like, the Six Day War, uh, Israel was a new country and Palestine was still kind of like forming their own thing and they both did not like each other, and was the Six Day War in the 70s? I think it was the 70s.

• 1:17:30Speaker 05

  The late 60s or...?

• 1:17:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, the 70s.

• 1:17:32Speaker 04

  In the 70s, and Israel is the thing, they were both trying to build a conventional military at the exact same time. Israel was just better at it and in six days they took the entire Sinai Peninsula. They took half of Jordan. They like just fucking took all this territory and they're like, are you done?

• 1:17:47Speaker 02

  Sixty seven, okay.

• 1:17:49Speaker 05

  I was like, I think it's in the late sixties.

• 1:17:50Speaker 04

  They like tripled their territory in six days and then the US was like, cool it and Israel was like, okay, and they just backed off and gave it all back. Like it was, it was crazy when I read about the six day war. I was like, oh shit, they really were both trying to build a military at the exact same time.

• 1:18:05Speaker 02

  I could be misremembering things, but there were like certain strategic points like mountain ranges and things like that. They're like, that's where they attacked us from? Mine?

• 1:18:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, pretty much. That was they, I don't know why they took the whole Sinai Peninsula. I don't think I've ever heard about any real conflict on the Sinai Peninsula. Cause like, well, Egypt is not real friends with them and I don't know. Egypt's is like a frenemy. They're just like, look, if you live in Israel or Palestine, you're not coming in. Like Egypt is.

• 1:18:28Speaker 02

  That's the part that like I find very entertaining is you have other, other like, other Muslim nations like, uh, like, uh, Egypt and Jordan and you know, places like that. They're like, hey, we need to, we need to help Palestine. They're like, cool. Take refugees from them. They're like, ah.

• 1:18:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, they're like, mm-mm, because they know Hamas is gonna hide amongst them.

• 1:18:47The Fat Electrician?

  Egypt's entire foreign policy is just like, leave me alone and let me show off my big piles of rocks to tourists for money.

• 1:18:55Speaker 04

  It's dude, that, that whole part of the world is just fucking insane. And then, uh,

• 1:18:59Speaker 05

  Egypt, Syria and who's the six day war against?

• 1:19:04Speaker 04

  Uh, six day war was Jordan, Egypt, Syria.

• 1:19:06Speaker 05

  There it is. Those three. And then dude, that's where I think we've talked a bit before, but one liter of water an hour for drinking in, uh, hot climates. That's where that came from. That's why we adopted it because Israel was the only troops that did that. Guess where a majority of soldiers got lost from Egypt and Syria? They went to fight across the desert and they weren't drinking water and then they lost hundred.

• 1:19:31Speaker 04

  Really? Oh, I don't know how many. Yeah, they lost a lot.

• 1:19:33Speaker 05

  Just from dehydration. They just died out in the desert.

• 1:19:36Speaker 04

  You know, we lost more people and this is just kind of drawing a parallel there. We lost more Marines in, uh, what is it? The, the frozen chosen to cold weather than we did enemy action.

• 1:19:47Speaker 02

  I'm not from frozen chosen.

• 1:19:49Speaker 04

  The the chosen reservoir, North Korea, nineteen fifty.

• 1:19:52The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, boy.

• 1:19:53Speaker 04

  Oh, God. It was like seven thousand to cold exposure and like four or five.

• 1:19:58The Fat Electrician?

  MacArthur, my favorite general of all time.

• 1:20:01Speaker 04

  MacArthur's.

• 1:20:01The Fat Electrician?

  Violated orders, decided to take over the entire Korean peninsula, got within forty miles of the Chinese border. China retaliated, they come marching down with a million malnourished fucking soldiers. Bunch of Marines get surrounded at the chosen reservoir.

• 1:20:15Speaker 04

  They were farming them for XP at this point.

• 1:20:17The Fat Electrician?

  They were literally just like they kept coming at the Marines, Marines kept fucking murking everybody, but it was just so fucking cold that like they were losing dudes. To just the cold weather more than enemy fire. And like the internet meme thing that this is famous for is they had a code word for likes. It was either a supply drop or artillery or something and it was like Tootsie Roll was the code word. And apparently there was a miscommunication and somebody's like, oh, they're asking for Tootsie Rolls and they airdropped in. The fucking candy Tootsie Rolls. So the Marines were.

• 1:20:51Speaker 02

  Did that really happen?

• 1:20:52The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, they were freezing their asses off, eating Tootsie Rolls and like using Tootsie Rolls to like they were chewing them and then like it would get cold and they were using it like generic JB Weld to keep equipment and shit running. It was fucking crazy.

• 1:21:07Speaker 04

  Dude, the frozen chosen, them motherfuckers were hard, like hard.

• 1:21:12Speaker 04

  I think they, uh, every time the Marines.

• 1:21:13Speaker 02

  Who got executed for that?

• 1:21:16The Fat Electrician?

  I've been so pissed.

• 1:21:17Speaker 05

  Say the code word. Any day, guys.

• 1:21:20Speaker 04

  I think MacArthur got promoted for it.

• 1:21:23Speaker 05

  We got.

• 1:21:23Speaker 04

  I don't like it.

• 1:21:24Speaker 05

  Just pelted by a hard chocolate.

• 1:21:26Speaker 02

  They're so hopeful, just looking up jackets. Oh, what?

• 1:21:30The Fat Electrician?

  Fuck, why'd they send this? I'm like, fuck you with us.

• 1:21:32Speaker 04

  What's crazy is every time the Marines tried to back off and break contact, the Chinese had just a fuck ton of people, just no equipment. So the Chinese would just send another wave and the Marines would be like, cool, and dig in and wipe out like another whole fucking division and then keep moving back. So. Best estimates is the Chinese military lost between nineteen and twenty-nine thousand people.

• 1:21:54Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 1:21:54Speaker 04

  Um, against like was a total of seven thousand Marines. They lost like, oh, I can't even remember.

• 1:21:59Speaker 02

  It was a lot.

• 1:22:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, they were fucking them up.

• 1:22:02Speaker 02

  That's, I just want to also backtrack and just say that that's probably the most Unsub has ever talked about legitimate foreign policies. I was sitting here thinking about that, I'm like, huh? That was actually a fairly tame, tame and nuanced approach to foreign policy, which, you know, at least. You know, until you said, uh, if Israel disappeared tomorrow.

• 1:22:24Speaker 04

  Glassed it. Whoa.

• 1:22:27The Fat Electrician?

  Tootsie roll was a slang term for a specific type of mortar round that they were requesting. So they airdropped in literal Tootsie Rolls. And then that ended up being like one of the only things that wasn't freezing in their rations and Tootsie Rolls kept the Marines fighting.

• 1:22:44Speaker 02

  How many of them survived?

• 1:22:48The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, negative twenty to negative forty degree Fahrenheit temperatures.

• 1:22:52Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 1:22:54Speaker 04

  Oh, it's fucking cold in Korea, bro. It's cold as shit in Korea.

• 1:22:57The Fat Electrician?

  So yeah, Tootsie Roll was a pre-established code name for sixty millimeter mortar rounds that they were requesting, but they got literal Tootsie Rolls instead.

• 1:23:08Speaker 04

  But it was a literally meatball tactics and I mean, they were using M1 grands and that's what thirty out six?

• 1:23:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:23:13Speaker 04

  So if you have seven million fucking hundred and twenty-five pound Chinese dudes running at you, you're not going to just take one per shot. You're getting like three or four as they're meat walling at your ass.

• 1:23:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:23:25The Fat Electrician?

  Marines began melting the Tootsie Rolls and then using the melted Tootsie Rolls similar to JB Weld to repair fuel lines and other things on their equipment. That would freeze hard in the negative forty degree temperatures to keep equipment running.

• 1:23:39Speaker 02

  Fuck, I didn't know it was that cold.

• 1:23:42Speaker 04

  I don't know. I mean, obviously I've never done North Korea, but even South Korea, that's like thirty-sixth parallel. That's like. Colorado, it's just not as high elevation wise. I mean, we get ice storms and all sorts of shit in South Korea. We had snow like it fucking cold there.

• 1:23:56Speaker 05

  Once, so if we're just going back to the six day war, one specific account mentioned that 20,000 Egyptian soldiers died from heat stroke.

• 1:24:04Speaker 04

  That checks out.

• 1:24:05Speaker 05

  As more than all of the Iraq war and Afghanistan.

• 1:24:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:24:08Speaker 02

  So another.

• 1:24:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:24:11Speaker 02

  Another cool factoid about that war, I believe I might be misquoting. This is something that I'd heard. And I just held on to because I thought it was just like a really cool like history fact is that they were trying to basically build an underground army. As certain like not through like tunnels or anything like that, but they're like, they were trying to.

• 1:24:28Speaker 02

  Israel specifically this like Israel was officially trying to build stockpiles of munitions and certain things like that.

• 1:24:34Speaker 05

  Wow, in New York.

• 1:24:35Speaker 02

  They actually, they actually had laundromats and things that had like basement levels and like they had underground facilities under laundromats making ammunition.

• 1:24:44Speaker 04

  I wouldn't doubt it because like both sides at that point in time were desperately trying to form a military.

• 1:24:50Speaker 02

  But they were using laundromats specifically. Because the noise that the laundry machines and shit.

• 1:24:56Speaker 04

  That checks out. Yeah.

• 1:24:57Speaker 02

  So it would hide the machinery.

• 1:24:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:24:59The Fat Electrician?

  Eli was wrong about history. Fuck you.

• 1:25:02Speaker 02

  What's up?

• 1:25:03The Fat Electrician?

  The one, the one liter of water per hour wasn't from the six day war. I was right. I knew you were wrong.

• 1:25:08Speaker 05

  Wait, where's it from?

• 1:25:09The Fat Electrician?

  It's from the 77th infantry division at Camp Hyder in World War Two.

• 1:25:13Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:25:14The Fat Electrician?

  Yes. 77th Infantry Division. Um, what they took all the old 30 year old guys and subjected them to a bunch of science experiments, basically. And they stuck them out at Camp Hyder in the desert in Arizona.

• 1:25:25Speaker 05

  I've never heard. Wait, go on on that one.

• 1:25:27The Fat Electrician?

  To see how, what? To see how long like the effects of dehydration and shit and like a lot of like some 77 dudes ended up dying like severe dehydration from water. And that's where they came to the, the one liter of water.

• 1:25:40Speaker 05

  So just so you know where I got mine.

• 1:25:42The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:43Speaker 05

  Isn't that fucking wild?

• 1:25:45Speaker 04

  The one liter of water per hour ration rule is most commonly traced back to US Army studies done after World War II, especially during the training in desert units like the 77th Infantry Division at Camp Hyder, Arizona.

• 1:25:55Speaker 05

  And just so everyone knows, this is how I heard it. It's like the way, direct evidence suggests the soldiers were limited to only one liter per day during the Six Day War, however the conflict occurred during desert environments where the water resources are naturally scarce, and were a significant factor in broader Arab-Israel disputes, which water availability. I didn't know about that one. That's fucking wild.

• 1:26:17Speaker 04

  Uncle Sam being experienced.

• 1:26:18The Fat Electrician?

  You wouldn't know, asshole.

• 1:26:22Speaker 02

  And I was, I was right about the, the laundromat ammunition factory, but I was wrong about the date. So it wasn't the Six Day War. It was, uh, it was in 1945, while they were still owned by the British. So it ran from 1945 until 1948.

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• 1:27:02Speaker 05

  No shit. See, now we're just learning.

• 1:27:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's located in Kibbutz Hill in Rehovot, Israel, disguised as a kibbutz that ran a laundry service.

• 1:27:12Speaker 04

  Huh. Did you guys know the UK and Russia invaded Iran in World War II? Because Iran was officially neutral and there was Germans there that were like getting oil and shit. And the Allies said, you need to leave. And they didn't. So then the UK and Russia invaded Iran to push, uh, the Germans out of there for the oil fields. I didn't know that until recently.

• 1:27:35Speaker 02

  One of the only times that invading somewhere in the Middle East went well for Russia.

• 1:27:38Speaker 04

  Yeah. That's true.

• 1:27:40Speaker 05

  Side note, I just like Nick, I said that and I seen you like, I just seen that face. I'm just seeing this.

• 1:27:48Speaker 02

  That is the face you've seen. That's the face you've seen 30 seconds before a binder comes out.

• 1:27:54Speaker 05

  Where did that come from?

• 1:27:55The Fat Electrician?

  Just the Rolodex in my brain. World War II dollars. No, no, that's not right.

• 1:28:02Speaker 04

  Something doesn't smell right about this.

• 1:28:04Speaker 05

  You're not texting anyone.

• 1:28:06The Fat Electrician?

  Not gonna let you give somebody else besides America credit for a discovery.

• 1:28:15Speaker 04

  And you know, sometimes I'll admit Nick, I love you to death, but sometimes you're you go way down the rabbit hole. Somebody be like, look, the 81 millimeter mortar was invented by Germany. Listen, so frosted flakes were 1929.

• 1:28:28Speaker 04

  He starts way earlier.

• 1:28:29Speaker 02

  He's the Charlie Day from Always Sunny with the red.

• 1:28:34Speaker 04

  Listen to me here. Okay.

• 1:28:35The Fat Electrician?

  It's okay. I spent two hours this morning researching how HEB makes so much money.

• 1:28:40Speaker 04

  Oh God, is that coming into fat files?

• 1:28:42The Fat Electrician?

  I gotta go home and record that fat file.

• 1:28:44Speaker 02

  Dude, you're doing the Howard Butts.

• 1:28:45The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, the Butts, the Butt family.

• 1:28:47Speaker 05

  Wait, what?

• 1:28:48Speaker 02

  That's the name.

• 1:28:49The Fat Electrician?

  It's the name of the family, Butt.

• 1:28:51Speaker 02

  Was it Harry E. Butts?

• 1:28:53The Fat Electrician?

  How, I think it's Howard.

• 1:28:54Speaker 02

  I don't remember.

• 1:28:54The Fat Electrician?

  It's like, it's like his initials. It's like, it's like Harry Howard Butt or something, but it's Butt. The Butt family.

• 1:29:01Speaker 05

  So how do they do their?

• 1:29:02Speaker 02

  Howard E. Butt.

• 1:29:03Speaker 05

  This is like three weeks out, so you go.

• 1:29:04The Fat Electrician?

  I mean, they have, uh, oh yeah, we're good then. Uh, basically like the, the way they're really fucking killing it that nobody talks about is like, one thing that's interesting is they primarily only operate in fucking Texas, which is wild, but then you think about it, it's like, Texas is fucking.

• 1:29:18Speaker 02

  I knew they were Texas based. I didn't know they were based out of San Antonio.

• 1:29:20The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, they're based as their headquarters is here and they're like almost exclusively in Texas. So it's the only state they're in. Then they have a couple of locations in Mexico. But the way, like the sneaky way they make money, that's fucking brilliant is like, one, the grocery stores are just awesome, but two, uh, I'm calling it like the field of dreams strategy. So what they do is they're like, we're going to throw up a location, but we're going to buy way more fucking real estate than we need. So like, they don't just like, I'm going to buy enough for the parking lot in the grocery store. They're like, I'm going to buy enough for the apartment or the, the grocery store, the parking lot, and then

• 1:29:57Speaker 02

  strip malls and shit.

• 1:29:58The Fat Electrician?

  strip mall next to it.

• 1:29:59Speaker 02

  Got it.

• 1:30:00The Fat Electrician?

  HEB owns all the fucking strip malls and businesses around HEB. Builds the building and then leases it out and rents it to all the other companies.

• 1:30:08Speaker 02

  As, as soon as you said that.

• 1:30:09The Fat Electrician?

  Share a parking lot.

• 1:30:10Speaker 02

  As soon as you said that I've, I've realized I went through the list. I've never seen an HEB that wasn't surrounded by strip malls and Panera or whatever.

• 1:30:17The Fat Electrician?

  They own all of those buildings and then lease them out to all the other companies. And then like they're the main attraction of like, I need to go to the grocery store. So all these other companies pay a premium because now they're part of the daily fucking errands. So that's why it's like the field of dream. If you build it, they will come. So like they built the primary attraction and then just built out the infrastructure for everybody else and rents it to them.

• 1:30:38Speaker 05

  Because there's never an HEB that's just by itself.

• 1:30:40The Fat Electrician?

  Exactly.

• 1:30:42Speaker 05

  No, they're

• 1:30:43The Fat Electrician?

  It's really smart. Fourth, fourth largest privately owned company in the country. Billionaires and they're only operating Texas, which is fucking crazy.

• 1:30:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know they're Tex- Pacific. I just didn't know they were the fourth largest, holy shit.

• 1:30:58The Fat Electrician?

  Fourth largest privately owned Pacific Own country, company and which is crazy because like the, the margins on grocery stores are like razor thin. It's like grocery stores operate on like a one percent fucking margin. And they're the fourth

• 1:31:13Speaker 02

  Except in California, they typically operated a loss.

• 1:31:17The Fat Electrician?

  Well, they're about to be New York, they're about to be ran by the government. So

• 1:31:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, that whole fucking situation.

• 1:31:22Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, we can talk about that. I'm just quickly. Okay.

• 1:31:25Speaker 02

  The gang does politics.

• 1:31:26Speaker 05

  Yeah. The HEB shit, I again.

• 1:31:31The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:32Speaker 05

  How much are they worth? Total billions. It's billions of dollars. And they are only run out of Texas.

• 1:31:40The Fat Electrician?

  I mean, shout out

• 1:31:40Speaker 05

  They're not even in Dallas, which is crazy. Did you know they're not in Dallas and shit?

• 1:31:44The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 1:31:45Speaker 05

  They're in Southern Texas.

• 1:31:47The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, they're huge.

• 1:31:48Speaker 05

  I don't, I wait, let me double check.

• 1:31:50Speaker 02

  Estimated value for forty three point six billion.

• 1:31:53Speaker 05

  Jesus.

• 1:31:54The Fat Electrician?

  Didn't they also just send people to, uh, to the, the flooding that happened?

• 1:31:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, they do a bunch of disaster relief.

• 1:31:59The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, they do.

• 1:32:00Speaker 02

  They sent a whole caravan down there.

• 1:32:01The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that's fucking awesome, man.

• 1:32:03Speaker 02

  But you're saying there's no HEB in Houston?

• 1:32:06Speaker 05

  In Houston, but anything north of, I want to say Austin, there is no HEBs.

• 1:32:10Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:32:10Speaker 05

  Dallas, uh, this is HEB DFW Metroplex, opening and fall still hasn't opened.

• 1:32:15Speaker 02

  No shit.

• 1:32:17Speaker 05

  That's what's more wild about how much they're worth because that is a southern, I don't, uh, are they in El Paso even?

• 1:32:23The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, I haven't seen them in El Paso. I live like forty five minutes from there.

• 1:32:27Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:32:28Speaker 03

  I feel like someone told me HEB has like a security team, like a SWAT like team.

• 1:32:32The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, it's

• 1:32:33Speaker 02

  I know who you're talking about.

• 1:32:33Speaker 03

  Is it HEB?

• 1:32:35Speaker 02

  Cause uh, somebody that we knew was on it.

• 1:32:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:32:38Speaker 05

  They're not even on in West Texas. HEB is just Houston and San Antonio.

• 1:32:44Speaker 03

  Forty three billion.

• 1:32:45The Fat Electrician?

  Texans love your HEB, man.

• 1:32:47Speaker 05

  That's fucking, well, no, that's more wild. Not in Dallas, not in El Paso, and it's that large of a company.

• 1:32:55Speaker 04

  Well, isn't Texas, and I'm not, I'm shooting in the dark here, isn't it one of the largest or the largest economy in the United States? Or is California a larger economy?

• 1:33:03Speaker 05

  I think both of them might be a side by side.

• 1:33:05Speaker 02

  I just know that Texas is a bigger economy than Canada.

• 1:33:09Speaker 04

  Seriously?

• 1:33:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's one of those facts that doesn't sound right, and then you look it up and you're like, oh shit.

• 1:33:15Speaker 04

  I'm gonna have to look that up now.

• 1:33:16Speaker 02

  Let's see.

• 1:33:17Speaker 05

  So they just hit Lubbock.

• 1:33:23Speaker 05

  This is far west.

• 1:33:24Speaker 04

  I drove through Lubbock once, man, that's a fucking, maybe I was at the wrong park, that was a ghetto ass town.

• 1:33:28Speaker 02

  The GDP of Canada is 2.1 trillion dollars. GDP of Texas is 2.7.

• 1:33:36Speaker 04

  Jesus. That's insane.

• 1:33:38The Fat Electrician?

  The largest country in Europe is Ukraine, and it's almost the size of Texas.

• 1:33:45Speaker 04

  Texas is number one.

• 1:33:47Speaker 05

  Why'd you say that?

• 1:33:52Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 1:33:54Speaker 05

  You just said a Chinese accent?

• 1:33:55Speaker 02

  It's a meme, I referenced it.

• 1:33:57Speaker 04

  Well, how do you?

• 1:33:58Speaker 05

  The China number one, okay.

• 1:34:00Speaker 04

  How do you guys as Texans feel that I call Poland little European Texas? How do you guys feel about that?

• 1:34:05Speaker 02

  Why do you call them that?

• 1:34:07Speaker 04

  Have you not seen what Poland has bought?

• 1:34:10Speaker 02

  Well, HEBs?

• 1:34:12Speaker 04

  I would not be surprised.

• 1:34:13The Fat Electrician?

  Poland has been invaded a couple of times, and they've decided they're sick of that shit.

• 1:34:18Speaker 02

  They are hardcore, like their, their defense.

• 1:34:20Speaker 04

  Poland's not fucking around. They are like, they, you know, they have more HIMARS than we do? Like, they've ordered more of our HIMARS systems than we own, like, double, we have 270, give or take HIMARS, and they've ordered like 490.

• 1:34:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, they spent a good bit of the 20th century not being.

• 1:34:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, that makes total sense.

• 1:34:39Speaker 02

  I get it.

• 1:34:39Speaker 04

  Poland, so every time I learn about Poland and like the way they are, especially like Poland, they just deployed 5,000 troops to protect their border because people were asking for asylum in Germany, and then Germany was deporting them back to Poland, and Poland's like, fuck you, and they deployed 5,000 troops and said they ain't coming back.

• 1:34:56The Fat Electrician?

  Did you see the fucking mosh pit line of Polish dudes standing in the woods because there was a migrant caravan coming towards Poland? And there's like hundreds of just Polish dudes standing in the woods waiting like now.

• 1:35:12Speaker 02

  They're just, they're like, they're stabbing through fences with sticks and like water hoses and stuff, they're like, no, go be a refugee somewhere else.

• 1:35:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude, Poland is, Poland is fucking awesome, like I, did you know a couple of things that I've learned about Poland recently?

• 1:35:24Speaker 05

  The one time you see in Reddit too, they're like, we get it. Oh, holy shit.

• 1:35:29The Fat Electrician?

  The one fricking, uh, like the gotcha journalists have like their president or whatever the fuck.

• 1:35:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:35:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think it was their defense minister or something like that.

• 1:35:36The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, and they're like, isn't it, you know, like racist or blah, blah, blah. You're not accepting immigrants. He's like, no, this is what I was elected to do. I don't give a shit what you think. We're not letting migrants in Poland. Don't care.

• 1:35:45Speaker 04

  And he was like, look at every country around us that allowed the migrants in. Look at their crime rate. You're welcome.

• 1:35:49The Fat Electrician?

  Like, he was just, he was going hard.

• 1:35:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:35:52Speaker 02

  There was a little TikTok girl that moved to Poland. She's like, I'm getting out of the United States. There's so much crime here. It's so bad. She went there. She's like, oh, this is so great here. You just proved.

• 1:36:01Speaker 04

  You just proved everybody right. So Poland, uh, number, number one, the thing I learned, I was actually on a kind of consensual episode is, do you know the two highest ever measured blood alcohol content of a human living and dead were both in Poland? They were both Polish individuals.

• 1:36:18Speaker 05

  You will not guess this number, I assure you either.

• 1:36:21Speaker 04

  It's higher than you could ever imagine.

• 1:36:23Speaker 05

  I assure you, you will not guess this fucking number.

• 1:36:26Speaker 02

  Like off from what I'm thinking by a decimal place.

• 1:36:29Speaker 04

  Probably. Uh, what was it? Now I'm gonna have to look it up.

• 1:36:32Speaker 05

  Guess, guess the, this is a.

• 1:36:34Speaker 02

  Like point one?

• 1:36:35Speaker 05

  What's even crazier, this person is coherent.

• 1:36:38Speaker 04

  Alive. Yes, yes.

• 1:36:40Speaker 05

  Coherent.

• 1:36:41The Fat Electrician?

  The live and dead stat is actually only 10 minutes apart.

• 1:36:44Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:36:45The Fat Electrician?

  I'm joking.

• 1:36:47Speaker 02

  Uh, point, I'm just gonna guess point zero eight. Cause that's astronomical.

• 1:36:53Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:36:53Speaker 02

  No, point zero eight.

• 1:36:54Speaker 04

  Oh, no, I'm sorry. Point eight, point eight. Point eight?

• 1:36:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:36:56Speaker 04

  So the highest recorded blood alcohol content recorded in a survivor was 1.374.

• 1:37:04Speaker 02

  One?

• 1:37:05Speaker 05

  And homeboy was coherent, if I remember right.

• 1:37:08Speaker 04

  Uh, it says Polish man was found unconscious.

• 1:37:10Speaker 05

  Okay, nevermind. That one was it.

• 1:37:12Speaker 02

  Can't, can't you be like in a coma after point four or something like that?

• 1:37:15Speaker 04

  You should be dead.

• 1:37:16The Fat Electrician?

  You could be if you're not Polish.

• 1:37:19Speaker 04

  Poland's built different, bro. And did you also know, and I learned this recently, Poland has, I don't know if it's, if it's just a festival, a time of year, a location, I don't know all the details, but Poland has people that cosplay as Americans, like.

• 1:37:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, they set up like fake trailer parks and wear red, white and blue fucking tube tops and shit. It's fucking great.

• 1:37:40Speaker 05

  The silo cup things they do?

• 1:37:41Speaker 04

  I don't know where it is.

• 1:37:42Speaker 05

  Silo cups are huge in other colleges, other countries.

• 1:37:45Speaker 02

  Solo cups?

• 1:37:46Speaker 05

  Solo cups, the red cups that other countries will use. And like, it's American. We'll play the beer pong and stuff.

• 1:37:54Speaker 02

  And they say we don't have a culture.

• 1:37:58Speaker 05

  The whole ass thing.

• 1:37:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, I found out about Poland cosplaying as Americans and I'm like, that's Little European Texas. The more I learn about Poland, I mean, it's Little European Texas. That's exactly what it is.

• 1:38:06Speaker 05

  Also, 1.3, 1% of your blood is alcohol.

• 1:38:11Speaker 04

  Like, straight alcohol. Like, not, not like diluted, it's straight alcohol at 1%.

• 1:38:17Speaker 02

  It's probably healthy as hell.

• 1:38:18The Fat Electrician?

  We're close enough to Romania, those vampires are gonna get fucked up if they're trying to get me.

• 1:38:26Speaker 02

  Ivan, go, go, sit down.

• 1:38:35Speaker 04

  So now, learning all this, how do you feel about it being Little European Texas?

• 1:38:39Speaker 02

  There's room to grow.

• 1:38:43Speaker 02

  No, I, I, yeah, I've definitely, I've interacted with plenty of Polish people and I could see the spirit.

• 1:38:48Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. I, I've only interacted with two Polish soldiers and they were fucking awesome. They were cool as hell, man.

• 1:38:56Speaker 04

  Are you ready for my hot take yet, Eli?

• 1:38:58Speaker 02

  That, none of this so far was your hot take?

• 1:39:00Speaker 04

  No, no, I have a hot take and but.

• 1:39:03Speaker 05

  Glass Iran wasn't your hot take?

• 1:39:06Speaker 02

  I think he expanded that to Middle East.

• 1:39:08Speaker 04

  You know, I think that was a pretty moderate take, if I do say so myself. You know, realistic for anyone who's ever learned history about the Middle East.

• 1:39:14Speaker 02

  The missile guy wants job security.

• 1:39:18Speaker 04

  Yes, of course, buy stock in Lockheed. Um, so, what, this is my hot take, okay? Let me say the hot take.

• 1:39:26The Fat Electrician?

  This is gonna piss me off.

• 1:39:27Speaker 04

  And let me explain. At least about 50% of myself believes this genuinely. That there may not actually be an Epstein client list. Okay, that's my hot take, but let me explain why.

• 1:39:40Speaker 02

  That is a very hot take.

• 1:39:41Speaker 04

  Let me explain why. Let me explain. So I, I went through this whole thing, I checked my biases, I was like, let me look at this from a strictly tactical perspective. Okay, so, the way I look at it is either there is no Epstein client list, or, or, our enemies are fucking incompetent. Because right now, if there was a piece of information that you could steal and expose to the world that could cripple the CCP, Iran, something like that, because it would affect our entire political system. And our enemies spend billions of dollars every year hacking into our shit, that if it actually existed, you would make that shit public. I would make that shit fucking public. If it was an enemy aggressor nation and I could cripple like Xi Jinping with one fucking list, I would let it go.

• 1:40:25Speaker 02

  Hmm, so here's my thing, I don't, like, their phrasing is so fucking weird.

• 1:40:29Speaker 04

  It's ambiguous.

• 1:40:30Speaker 02

  There's no client list. I'm like, I didn't think there was literally a fucking list, like an Excel spreadsheet that had every client and their fucking phone number and address.

• 1:40:41Speaker 04

  True, okay.

• 1:40:41Speaker 02

  I never thought that existed. All I wanna know is you have all these terabytes of supposedly like CP and people doing shit they really fucking shouldn't. I just wanna know who's in the videos? I wanna know who was there doing that shit? Cause you know they've got that.

• 1:40:56Speaker 04

  I know, but that's the thing. If our, so China can get the, the plans for the F-35, but can't get this list to make America look, it would reek of us beyond all reason.

• 1:41:05Speaker 02

  In your theory, Jeffrey Epstein would be innocent.

• 1:41:08Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no, it's not, that's not my theory. Is that if this proof exists, I don't think he's innocent, I think he's a fucking scumbag. But, if the proof exists, it either A, doesn't exist, or B, China, Iran, North Korea, North Korea's hacked into our shit repeatedly, are fucking incompetent, cause you could circumstantially weaken the United States.

• 1:41:28The Fat Electrician?

  That's your bold take, the communists are incompetent, that's your bold take.

• 1:41:31Speaker 02

  North Korea may not be good at what they're trying to do.

• 1:41:34Speaker 04

  I'm just saying, they still.

• 1:41:35The Fat Electrician?

  Wow, what a hot take.

• 1:41:37Speaker 02

  Says the guy who watched their missile launch.

• 1:41:41The Fat Electrician?

  Wow, Ethan, I feel shocked. I can't believe you think the communists are incompetent. I'm blown away.

• 1:41:47Speaker 04

  They would, if I was them, I would be trying to get my hands on it and make it public because you could, you could weaken the United States to a way like we'd be so busy infighting and dealing with our own politics.

• 1:41:58Speaker 04

  Development wouldn't happen.

• 1:41:59Speaker 02

  All right, now funnier theory.

• 1:42:00Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:42:01Speaker 02

  They went into our shit and deleted it. Because then we'd be so busy with infighting that we're not.

• 1:42:07The Fat Electrician?

  Because now we don't trust the government at all.

• 1:42:10Speaker 04

  I mean, I never trusted the government anyways. The longer you work for them, the less you fucking trust them. It's, there's like a weird like balance thing. It's like the more you work for the government, your trust just decreases over and over and over.

• 1:42:22Speaker 02

  Here's my thing about that shit. It's like I, I'm pretty sure, I don't know, from the information that I have, both public and not.

• 1:42:31Speaker 02

  I think that they're trying to protect certain people.

• 1:42:35Speaker 04

  I think both sides of the political spectrum are on it.

• 1:42:37Speaker 02

  Not only that, but also there's a lot of other stuff that I think that they're trying to protect. It's not really politically expedient.

• 1:42:43The Fat Electrician?

  I think, I think intelligence agencies are involved and they were running the whole fucking thing.

• 1:42:47Speaker 02

  That's kinda what I'm getting at too. And, and here's my, here's my thing. I don't give a fuck who's on it. If there's Republicans on it, hang them. If they were doing that sort of shit, fucking go for it. Democrats, Republicans, whoever. My loyalty doesn't lie with a party. If you were guilty of doing heinous shit to children, you should be hanged. Period. End of fucking story. It should be televised on pay-per-view.

• 1:43:08Speaker 04

  Absolutely. What are you pointing at, Eli?

• 1:43:09Speaker 02

  Yeah. Thank you. That, I don't care who's on the fucking list or client thing, whatever the fuck, whoever they are needs to be publicized and they need to be dealt with accordingly. No matter what country they're from, what political, what side of the political spectrum, anything.

• 1:43:25Speaker 04

  We can get JD to get his chippy, you know, chippy out and fired up.

• 1:43:28Speaker 02

  I'll donate the wood chipper.

• 1:43:29Speaker 04

  Oh, fucking let's do it.

• 1:43:31The Fat Electrician?

  But I, I agree with you. What if we did that? Just like, all right, we have the client list. We're putting it to a national vote. Whoever's on it, we're not telling you who, just whoever's on it, you guys sign off on this. We're shooting the, the katana hellfire missiles at them tomorrow morning at 6 a.m.

• 1:43:48Speaker 02

  Oh, man, but I like, I like. Tom Hanks.

• 1:43:51Speaker 04

  Jesus.

• 1:43:52The Fat Electrician?

  Damn. Nick to turn away from the camera.

• 1:43:56Speaker 05

  We're gonna flying Ginsu, everybody on the list.

• 1:43:58The Fat Electrician?

  Everyone.

• 1:44:00Speaker 04

  Just find out, yeah, just find out like three quarters of American fucking politicians just gone. Oh, I just, I, I feel like there's a, a select few that are definitely not on it. They do have a right moral compass on both sides of political spectrum, but. I just, yeah, I was, I was thinking about that and I was like, okay. Like in my brain, this is the thought process I went through. I was like, okay, does it exist? Yes or no? Okay. Well, if it does exist, who would want their hands on it? And I was like. China for sure, because Xi Jinping loves undermining American fucking politics. He fucking like, that is his chubby. Aside from like killing people that compare him to Winnie the Pooh. He loves fucking up American politics.

• 1:44:39Speaker 04

  So like, he would love to get his hands on it. And I'm like, okay, what else has they, they got their hands on? Literally everything that they want. They were, I mean, we had a couple of, uh, guys in Washington, like a year ago, not even a year ago. Get arrested for selling HIMARS to the, the CCP. Um, cause and honestly.

• 1:44:55Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. That was a whole ass thing.

• 1:44:57Speaker 04

  Yeah. I got a tribute to China. They save billions on research and development because they don't make anything organic. They just take America's leftovers and try and improve them. So.

• 1:45:05Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's called, uh, Timu.

• 1:45:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:45:08Speaker 05

  Also wild how much those privates and soldiers were getting paid.

• 1:45:12Speaker 04

  Mm hmm.

• 1:45:13Speaker 05

  Like fuck yeah, fuck up my life for $30,000.

• 1:45:16Speaker 04

  Yeah. 30 grand. Like, bro, you got better add some zeros to that bitch.

• 1:45:20Speaker 02

  All they need to do is check out a War Thunder server.

• 1:45:23Speaker 04

  Fucking War Thunder, man. Oh my God. War Thunder.

• 1:45:25Speaker 05

  Brought to you by.

• 1:45:26Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh, Gajin's Russian. Fuck them guys.

• 1:45:29Speaker 05

  Doctor approved.

• 1:45:30Speaker 02

  But you know, you know, the whole thing behind that, right? War Thunder?

• 1:45:34Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:45:35Speaker 02

  Oh, it's like a, it's a commonly recurring theme.

• 1:45:39Speaker 04

  Repeatedly.

• 1:45:40Speaker 02

  They, people go on like Discord servers or whatever and they, cause they try to be super realistic with all their tanks and planes or whatever, and they fight about stats. And then they'll have somebody come out like, no, I fucking work on the F-35. Here's our real capabilities and shit like that. It happens a lot to the degree where they actually had to come out and say, like, we know about the meme. Stop fucking releasing classified data on our servers.

• 1:46:02Speaker 04

  F-15, F-16, uh, I don't.

• 1:46:04The Fat Electrician?

  About F thirty five, uh, the Abrams, the Leopard two, the, oh, there's like twenty or thirty instances of people releasing information about actual operable systems to guide gen servers.

• 1:46:16Speaker 05

  To defend their video game?

• 1:46:17The Fat Electrician?

  To defend, yeah, to say like, this is not right, you need to fix it.

• 1:46:19Speaker 05

  About realistic video games, yeah.

• 1:46:21The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:46:21Speaker 02

  These are just users.

• 1:46:23Speaker 05

  I know, Brandon.

• 1:46:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:46:25The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, no, like.

• 1:46:27Speaker 05

  I would hate my privates so much.

• 1:46:28The Fat Electrician?

  There's, there's gotta be somewhere, someone at the DOD who their sole purpose in life is to just spend time in like Discord servers about War Thunder to just watch because it's, it's that level of national security threat. Like at first it was funny and now it's like, all right, fucking stop.

• 1:46:42Speaker 02

  The company though has made official announcements.

• 1:46:45The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:46:45Speaker 02

  Like unironically, like, please do not release more classified information. This is getting dangerous to our attorneys.

• 1:46:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, this is a hundred percent safety briefs too.

• 1:46:55The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, absolutely. You need to put it in a safety brief. Tell your privates not to fucking leak War Thunder.

• 1:47:00Speaker 05

  Privacy, step forward. Getting a promo, don't know what it did.

• 1:47:04The Fat Electrician?

  War Thunder's.

• 1:47:05Speaker 05

  Put your hands behind your back. Fuck me.

• 1:47:08The Fat Electrician?

  War Thunder owes me a bunch of fucking money.

• 1:47:11Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:47:11The Fat Electrician?

  They fucked me on an ad that I did for them.

• 1:47:13Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:47:13The Fat Electrician?

  Only company to ever fuck me. Uh, it was on my, it was on my dick bong video. And I thought it was super cool because like War Thunder, I like, cause you like, they have like famous skins. So like, when I did my Lafayette pool video, like there is a in the mood skin for the Sherman tank because of the history. Uh, for the P thirty eight lightning, there was a dick bong skin because he was the best P thirty eight lightning pilot or whatever. So I like, I made this dope ad, one of my best performing videos ever. Oh, you can get a dick bong skin and War Thunder, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it was one of those videos where I had like, uh, uh, I had a deal where it was like a channel sponsor where I had to like mention the brand, kind of like how Brandon does with, uh, SDI. Where it's like, he has his normal sponsors where he does like a sixty second ad read and then he just has to mention SDI.

• 1:47:59The Fat Electrician?

  I had that with delete me at this point in time. So I had like a ten second thing about delete me in the video and they threw a fucking bitch fit and wanted me to take the video down and re-upload it without it. And I was like, that's not how YouTube works. If I take this video down, it's dead. If I re-upload it, the algorithm, nobody's gonna see it. And I was like, I'm not doing it. They're like, well, then we're only gonna give you half of what we agreed to pay you. And I was like, okay, fuck you guys. I'm not working with you ever again. And then haven't worked with them since.

• 1:48:26Speaker 02

  Now you should do a Fat Files video on their company.

• 1:48:29The Fat Electrician?

  I should. That'd be pretty funny.

• 1:48:31Speaker 04

  Don't pay the snail, ladies and gentlemen. So Gaijin, the, the, the logo for the company that makes War Thunder is a snail. That's the G for Gaijin. And so like, people will always say like, don't pay the snail. Don't pay the snail. And just, cause it's pay to win at this point in time. Like it's no longer like, hey, I can grind to get to the top tiers and like do stuff. I got to like, 4.0 out of like 12.0, which is the highest. Yeah, no, it's a, it's a computer game. I got to like 4.0 with Germany and that's as far as I've ever gotten. Cause after that it's pay to win.

• 1:49:02Speaker 02

  I release so many missile documents and they still aren't giving me.

• 1:49:06Speaker 04

  Listen, you want Patriot? I got you now.

• 1:49:08Speaker 05

  Fuck no. We go, we unify our autism. They fucked you out of money.

• 1:49:13The Fat Electrician?

  Huh? Oh, they're already regretting it. They've approached me like five more times with brand deals ever since I was, cause I was in the war, uh, not War Thunder, um, World of Warships. I was in their literal game and I do all kinds of shit with World of Warships.

• 1:49:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, I still like to be in one of those ships. That would be fun.

• 1:49:27The Fat Electrician?

  Ridiculously successful and then they've asked me to do all kinds of crazy collaborations with them since then. And every time I was like, hey, remember that time you fucked me out of a bunch of money? And they're like, oh,

• 1:49:36Speaker 05

  Now it's a hundred and fifty thousand dollars per one minute ad for you, but he will work with you. Hundred fifty something.

• 1:49:43The Fat Electrician?

  So.

• 1:49:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, there you go.

• 1:49:44Speaker 02

  I went to World, World of Warship Studio recently to record all my lines there and they like, they were awesome to work with. They were fucking cool. Uh, but they wanted me to shit talk you in some of the lines.

• 1:49:54The Fat Electrician?

  Do it.

• 1:49:54Speaker 02

  Yeah. But no, no, trust me. I did.

• 1:49:56The Fat Electrician?

  They wanted me to. So like when I did it, cause I was one of the first people that they did it with, I think, or like in our friend group at least.

• 1:50:02Speaker 04

  Cause you were and Matt were the first captains that I saw.

• 1:50:04The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:50:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:50:05The Fat Electrician?

  Um, I think there was a couple of like different influencers before us, but like, we were some of the first people to do it. So like the lines were very like, we want you to say exactly this. And they were just, it literally the, the, video game script in my voice. But now, like, we've got another deal. Like I'm going out, uh, they're hosting an event in November in Corpus Christi, where they rented out like a destroyer. Or museum or something. They're having a jujitsu tournament out there. No shit. So like I'm going out there for this jujitsu tournament and then um they're gonna they're gonna re-update it and I'm gonna like get to redo my lines more creatively for the next patch.

• 1:50:38Speaker 04

  You know, if you guys want to talk to them, I would really, I don't care if I'm the fucking captain of the like the SS Gump. Like, I don't give a shit if I'm a shrimp boat out there. Like, just give me some shit.

• 1:50:54The Fat Electrician?

  Private goer.

• 1:50:57Speaker 02

  Lieutenant Dan, we ain't got no air defense.

• 1:51:00Speaker 05

  He's just showing up in the wrong areas.

• 1:51:05Speaker 05

  Gives you a quest.

• 1:51:06Speaker 02

  You, your, your, uh, your vessel gets hit, something bit me.

• 1:51:09Speaker 04

  Something jumped up and.

• 1:51:11The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, when, uh, when, when World Warships came out to Range Day, that was the first time I actually got to like meet him in person. Like I'd talked to him over the phone, like doing all the video game stuff with him. But, uh, they actually brought me a chunk of the deck of the USS Texas, which was cool as shit.

• 1:51:25Speaker 04

  Oh, bro.

• 1:51:25The Fat Electrician?

  I have an actual USS Texas plank.

• 1:51:29Speaker 02

  They're trying to get me one and it's like that, that would be a prized possession.

• 1:51:32The Fat Electrician?

  Cause it's just so cool. It's in my office. Yeah.

• 1:51:34Speaker 02

  I'm very jealous.

• 1:51:36The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, no, World, World Warships has been fucking awesome to work with.

• 1:51:39Speaker 02

  They specifically, so they did change it. Um, cause when, when we, when I went down there, uh, you went to like a little, a little bit later on. But they specifically asked me to, uh, ad lib some of the stuff. Like this is the official line, fucking, you know, go for it, just be funny. And so I'm just fucking around with, uh, with one of their guys and it was, it was actually, it was a lot of fun.

• 1:52:00The Fat Electrician?

  Good.

• 1:52:00Speaker 02

  Those dudes are cool.

• 1:52:01Speaker 05

  Are you in that game?

• 1:52:02Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:52:03Speaker 05

  They need you in Ready or Not. You just yell racial slurs.

• 1:52:10Speaker 04

  Free ball.

• 1:52:11Speaker 02

  Open the door, homos.

• 1:52:17Speaker 04

  Let me see your fucking hands.

• 1:52:18Speaker 02

  Cody Garrett.

• 1:52:21Speaker 05

  Oh man.

• 1:52:24Speaker 02

  I was like Cody, the line was stop right there.

• 1:52:29Speaker 02

  It's weird, his plate carrier comes with a white hood.

• 1:52:35Speaker 04

  Sorry Cody.

• 1:52:36Speaker 03

  Get off his neck.

• 1:52:40Speaker 04

  Oh shit.

• 1:52:44Speaker 05

  We always make it like, oh.

• 1:52:48Speaker 02

  We, we always like, we scurrying start. We skirt the line and then Leroy.

• 1:52:55Speaker 04

  That's not what the first three autopsies said.

• 1:53:02Speaker 04

  Oh my God. Oh fuck.

• 1:53:06Speaker 02

  Oh, again Cody, that wasn't the line.

• 1:53:10Speaker 03

  We were talking about doing some gaming together. Maybe putting that up on Pepperbox or something, that'd be pretty fun.

• 1:53:15Speaker 02

  I would love to play Ready or Not.

• 1:53:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, that'd be good.

• 1:53:17Speaker 04

  I'm not good at it, but I'm down.

• 1:53:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:53:19The Fat Electrician?

  I don't play any video games other than League, but there's been one video game, like a Steam video game that I've seen that I actually do want to play. It's Squirrel with a Gun.

• 1:53:27Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, that's out. I haven't played it.

• 1:53:29The Fat Electrician?

  That sounds like fun.

• 1:53:31Speaker 02

  Was that referencing like Acorn guy?

• 1:53:33The Fat Electrician?

  No, it's a squirrel with a gun.

• 1:53:34Speaker 04

  Literally you run around as a squirrel with a gun, run around with a Glock.

• 1:53:37Speaker 03

  He's got a full sized pistol and he's just like.

• 1:53:39The Fat Electrician?

  Running around being a squirrel with a gun.

• 1:53:42Speaker 05

  I've never heard of this game.

• 1:53:44Speaker 03

  I want to do.

• 1:53:45Speaker 05

  Ready or Not would be a blast.

• 1:53:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, I want to do schedule one with you guys.

• 1:53:48Speaker 05

  That would be fun. Wait, which one's that one?

• 1:53:50Speaker 04

  That's one where you're a drug dealer, right?

• 1:53:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, you create your own drugs and they mess with people in different ways. Like one makes you black and have a seizure.

• 1:53:57The Fat Electrician?

  Okay, you were talking about this.

• 1:53:58Speaker 04

  That's the one we're pushing.

• 1:53:59Speaker 05

  No, pause. Wait, stop. What?

• 1:54:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:54:02Speaker 05

  It makes you what? Not the Caesar part.

• 1:54:05Speaker 03

  It makes you black.

• 1:54:08Speaker 03

  I synced it on YouTube.

• 1:54:11Speaker 02

  I'm just thinking through the logistics of this.

• 1:54:14Speaker 05

  What the fuck is this trade?

• 1:54:18Speaker 04

  Oh, I'm sorry. Acorns.

• 1:54:24Speaker 02

  Is that out now though?

• 1:54:25Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, it's out. I just haven't picked it up yet.

• 1:54:27Speaker 05

  Epic trailer I've ever seen.

• 1:54:29Speaker 02

  I know what we're doing later.

• 1:54:30Speaker 04

  Squirrel with a gun?

• 1:54:31Speaker 02

  Apparently.

• 1:54:32The Fat Electrician?

  Okay, you were talking about this, uh, the drug game on the other podcast and all I could think about like it unlocked a core memory from me, but I didn't want to under interrupt your conversation. Okay, football games when I was growing up were awesome. Now they're all like NCAA and 2K, whatever. When I came out, there was street, the league football where they were all like cartoon. They were all NFL players, but it was like a street pickup game in the hood. And you could like run and jump and do backflips and catch the ball and all this crazy shit.

• 1:55:02Speaker 04

  NFL Blitz.

• 1:55:03Speaker 02

  No. Nintendo 64.

• 1:55:06The Fat Electrician?

  What is it called?

• 1:55:06Speaker 04

  Street.

• 1:55:07The Fat Electrician?

  Street, yeah, street.

• 1:55:08Speaker 04

  Street.

• 1:55:08The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, NFL Street.

• 1:55:09Speaker 04

  Was it Eppenoff Street?

• 1:55:10The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:55:11Speaker 05

  Dude, yes.

• 1:55:12The Fat Electrician?

  It was so good. So there was that one, but there was another one called Blitz the League. And in Blitz the League, I was playing it. It was like, I don't think my parents know what video game they bought me because you can literally go into like campaign manager and put different players on different tiers of steroids. And like there was, there was, it had like probabilities of you getting caught versus like their stat increase. And if you got caught, they find you. And it affected like your, your player cap and all this crazy shit. It was really cool.

• 1:55:43Speaker 04

  Oh shit. Yeah, that's the thing though. So like for me, I, I love video games. I'm, I'm an avid video gamer, mostly nowadays because I'm old and I'm slow.

• 1:55:51Speaker 02

  Video gamer?

• 1:55:53Speaker 04

  Video, I don't get it. I don't get it.

• 1:55:56Speaker 02

  Nevermind.

• 1:55:56Speaker 04

  Okay, I'm sorry. I missed the joke.

• 1:55:58Speaker 02

  The Inglourious Basterds, the three versus three. I'm like, I'm an avid video gamer.

• 1:56:03Speaker 05

  If your guy got injured in Blitz the League, you can do juice to heal them.

• 1:56:08Speaker 02

  Juice.

• 1:56:09Speaker 05

  It's just a needle.

• 1:56:12The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, no, you can put your guys on steroids.

• 1:56:15Speaker 04

  So, but like I, I love video games. I just like weird, wild video games. Like I was telling him about one that is coming out soon called Jump Ship, which looks like a lot of fucking fun. Uh, it's like four player, co-op, uh, PVE. It's pretty much Sea of Thieves in space, except one person's piloting the ship, one person's gunning the ship. Everyone else is trying to put out fires and make repairs and shit.

• 1:56:34Speaker 02

  So the Millennium Falcon.

• 1:56:35Speaker 04

  Pretty much. Yes, yes, yes. And then like you land and it becomes a first person shooter, which is a lot of fun too.

• 1:56:40Speaker 02

  It's pretty cool.

• 1:56:41Speaker 04

  And, uh, so I play all sorts of video games, but like my thing with sports games is if I want to play a sport, I'm just gonna go play a sport. Like I'm gonna go outside and play football. I'm gonna go outside and play basketball. I'm gonna do that. But like if they made a, a football game where it's like, all right, when you get the right stats, you get a fucking dragon to play your, your fucking running back or some shit. Like, all right, you can pull out a, an M16 and start blasting the offensive line. Like I want some wild, weird shit that like, that's like, I, I play games for fantasy. I don't play games so I can just sit around with my friends. Neither went out and I almost went pro.

• 1:57:12Speaker 02

  Which reminds me of that game. I don't know if it came out and like it sucked or it was good or whatever, but that game that they advertised a bunch, where you were basically just like a dude with, uh, modern equipment and you could go back into medieval times.

• 1:57:24Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:57:25Speaker 03

  It's not out yet.

• 1:57:26Speaker 02

  Is it not?

• 1:57:26Speaker 03

  It's a base builder too. So people can build up bases and you raid them in like a car with a rocket launcher. It's just medieval dudes on horses.

• 1:57:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, that, uh, that sounds like right up my alley. I would love to fucking play that.

• 1:57:36Speaker 04

  What the hell's the name of that game? Now I can't.

• 1:57:39Speaker 05

  Bro, this is, stop.

• 1:57:41Speaker 04

  So you thought.

• 1:57:41Speaker 05

  Go on, because, well, let me read this really fast. The game contains a significant amount of expli- explicit content.

• 1:57:49Speaker 02

  Expliquing, explicit.

• 1:57:51Speaker 05

  Other entries of the series, such as the uses anabolic steroids inducing injured players. Period. And then he just showed me mortal combat.

• 1:57:59Speaker 04

  In the game, they would like give you a brief on the team's best players and you could go out and intentionally try to injure their best players to get them out of the game.

• 1:58:06Speaker 05

  You get a pick where you injure them.

• 1:58:11Speaker 04

  To Mortal Kombat X-ray.

• 1:58:14Speaker 05

  Mortal Kombat X-ray finishers.

• 1:58:17Speaker 02

  Oh, just taking him in the ass.

• 1:58:20Speaker 05

  Watch.

• 1:58:21Speaker 02

  Oh shit.

• 1:58:21Speaker 03

  Oh, it's like Sniper.

• 1:58:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, like the Sniper Elite.

• 1:58:24Speaker 04

  Sniper Elite was funny.

• 1:58:26Speaker 05

  But for football, it was so cool.

• 1:58:27Speaker 02

  Dear God.

• 1:58:29Speaker 04

  Kingmakers, yep, that's the one.

• 1:58:32Speaker 02

  Is it out yet? I want to play that.

• 1:58:33Speaker 03

  He's in a truck hitting knights on horses. It's so cool.

• 1:58:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's the thing, man, like AAA companies, I'm sorry, if you own a AAA video game company, you're ass. You're fucking garbage because you're not making what players want. You're making what you're fucking is you think is going to make you the most money as trash. Indie companies like that are crushing it right now.

• 1:58:51Speaker 02

  I want a AAA game studio that just puts money and and people like actual graphics guys, whatever, like the infrastructure behind. What three dudes in a garage get together and say, I want to play this.

• 1:59:05Speaker 04

  Yeah. I'm actually talking.

• 1:59:06Speaker 02

  It's gonna be a lot of fun.

• 1:59:07Speaker 04

  I'm talking to a video game dev right now and I'm trying to see like, I don't know if we'll go through with it and I, but I've told him like, I would love to like, help financially back a video game studio. Like, yes, obviously I want a fucking financial return, but at the same time, like.

• 1:59:20Speaker 02

  We know some people.

• 1:59:22Speaker 04

  If you guys are interested.

• 1:59:23Speaker 05

  We're talking to our boy Clean and we're figuring out, what is it called?

• 1:59:26Speaker 02

  Scavland.

• 1:59:27Speaker 05

  Scavland.

• 1:59:28Speaker 04

  Can I, I'd like to be a part of it if I can, you know, just throw it out there.

• 1:59:31Speaker 05

  Was it, was it you talking last night, you and I talking about adding the, the?

• 1:59:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:59:36Speaker 05

  Yes, oh yeah, it's like, hey, actually this needs to be a whole thing. Add a super boss and then we get to fuck shit up if you actually beat that broke ass system because we were.

• 1:59:47Speaker 02

  Because we're talking about Simon.

• 1:59:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:59:49Speaker 02

  From Expedition 33, which is so.

• 1:59:51Speaker 04

  I haven't played Expedition 33.

• 1:59:53Speaker 02

  It's so good.

• 1:59:54Speaker 05

  This won't ruin any of the story, but there is a boss. When a video game has a boss and everyone just says, hey, this is probably one of the hardest super bosses, period. Or the top five ever created in a video game. It's a fucking wild statement and when you beat them. That's where we were talking, it's like, bro. You need to get really dope loot if it gets to that level and you actually kill that because you have just won the game. You are the best, so I want something that makes it amazing and brand.

• 2:00:24Speaker 02

  I beat the game like. A third of the time that I've spent in this game so far. So I beat the game there, played it for two thirds that amount of time. And I still am afraid to touch this guy. I fought him one time and I was like, that was. All right, a couple of times and I died a bunch. I'm like, nope, not ready. Fuck that.

• 2:00:43Speaker 04

  God damn, man. Yeah, I don't, I don't. I play, I play shit on like low difficulty because I'm a fucking loser. I just, I wanted, I want to relax. Look, I don't want to replace another keyboard after a War Thunder issue. I've uninstalled War Thunder. And yeah, I smashed my keyboard. I, dude, I.

• 2:00:58Speaker 03

  One star review.

• 2:00:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, I hate that.

• 2:01:00Speaker 02

  Dude, I think I was saying this before, my, my neighbors think I'm in like a horrifically abusive relationship. The shit I have shouted. At my, in my office at three o'clock in the morning, they, I'm surprised the police haven't been called.

• 2:01:13Speaker 04

  Do you Helldive?

• 2:01:14Speaker 02

  I did. Yeah. I came back a little bit, uh, for the, uh, the Super Earth one.

• 2:01:19Speaker 04

  Okay, okay.

• 2:01:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:01:21Speaker 04

  I, I do that every once in a while. Play with like my siblings and stuff like that. And I, I live by this and I've explained this to a bunch of like my mods and shit like that on Discord. Is that if, uh, the old Bungie, I guess, whatever, three, four, three studios get together and they made an ODST version of Helldivers that everybody could play.

• 2:01:37Speaker 02

  They were supposed to, weren't they?

• 2:01:38Speaker 04

  Fucking crush.

• 2:01:39Speaker 05

  That's what it was supposed to be. That was the original ODST. I think that's what the thing was. Is that was the original concept for ODST and they're like, that will never work. And then they made Helldivers and like, fuck.

• 2:01:52Speaker 04

  Dude.

• 2:01:52Speaker 05

  We missed out on.

• 2:01:53Speaker 04

  That's the thing. It's such a simple concept. Instead of having PvP or PVE, you have players working together for a common goal across the entire like server.

• 2:02:02Speaker 02

  And it's fun.

• 2:02:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's a lot of fun. It's cinematic. It really is good.

• 2:02:06Speaker 02

  I love playing it, which is with like some of my shop boys, stuff like that. You need to add me on Steam.

• 2:02:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, I got you, boo.

• 2:02:11Speaker 05

  Cody, how was, uh, your game? You went home.

• 2:02:14Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 2:02:14Speaker 05

  What, what?

• 2:02:15Speaker 03

  I was stoked about the new Rim World DLC.

• 2:02:17Speaker 05

  How was it?

• 2:02:17Speaker 03

  It's fucking great.

• 2:02:18Speaker 05

  Cody, last night was like, cool, are we done with the, what, what are we doing? We're throwing a sphere down an alley? Don't care.

• 2:02:27Speaker 03

  Rimworld has fucking spaceships.

• 2:02:30Speaker 05

  Is it, is it dope?

• 2:02:31Speaker 03

  Oh, it's so good.

• 2:02:32Speaker 02

  I, I meet up with him this morning and he's just like, yeah, I played Rimworld till 3am last night.

• 2:02:37Speaker 03

  So good.

• 2:02:38Speaker 04

  I've seen shots of the video game and it's a top down, isn't it? It's like, I don't know, I don't know. I'll have to take a look. You know, obviously you like it, so.

• 2:02:45Speaker 03

  It's good, dude. I've got 600 hours in it.

• 2:02:47Speaker 04

  Jesus. That's like the people on Satisfactory. You guys ever play Satisfactory?

• 2:02:51Speaker 03

  That's a fun game.

• 2:02:52Speaker 04

  Dude, I knew, I knew a friend of mine at the old, like my, my unit at White Sands, he used to like crush up his Adderall and snort it off the fucking counter and then play that for four days straight.

• 2:03:01Speaker 05

  What is this? Satisfactory?

• 2:03:03Speaker 04

  Satisfactory, it's a.

• 2:03:04Speaker 02

  That's addiction.

• 2:03:05Speaker 04

  Oh, sorry. Yeah.

• 2:03:06Speaker 05

  Cody?

• 2:03:08Speaker 03

  I want to hear a Cody explanation. So Satisfactory, you make little factories and there's conveyor belts and you just have to get it running, but then people and monsters will attack you and you gotta hold them off and.

• 2:03:16Speaker 02

  This is like pixelated?

• 2:03:18Speaker 03

  No, not really. It's a top down game too. You played it though.

• 2:03:20Speaker 04

  No, no, I think you're thinking of a Factorio.

• 2:03:22Speaker 03

  Oh, Satisfactory is the first person one. It's the same thing as Factorio, but it's first person.

• 2:03:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's first person.

• 2:03:28Speaker 03

  You land on an alien planet and you just build factories, basically.

• 2:03:32Speaker 04

  To like get this conveyor, it's, well, it's all about efficiency. So you're, you're, uh, it's like a.

• 2:03:36Speaker 05

  Mexican.

• 2:03:37Speaker 04

  You're a prisoner on the planet and it's like, hey, you need to, to upgrade to the next level. You need to get a thousand iron, you know, uh, ingots.

• 2:03:45Speaker 02

  Or one green card.

• 2:03:47Speaker 04

  That too.

• 2:03:48Speaker 05

  Mexican simulator.

• 2:03:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, Mexican simulator.

• 2:03:50Speaker 03

  Basically alien planets for the resources.

• 2:03:52Speaker 04

  Just taking all the resources and everything.

• 2:03:54Speaker 02

  So avatar, but you're the colonizer?

• 2:03:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:03:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:03:57Speaker 04

  Fuck that big ass tree.

• 2:04:00Speaker 03

  Fuck these blueys.

• 2:04:01Speaker 04

  Yeah. I don't know. That, that, that female one, she could, you know, climb her like a tree.

• 2:04:07Speaker 02

  Dude, if we, if we can actually get Bluey to take off as a slur, they have to change the name of the children's cartoon.

• 2:04:13Speaker 04

  Oh, God.

• 2:04:14Speaker 02

  It's just like ISIS with Archer.

• 2:04:18Speaker 02

  Where their intelligence agency was ISIS until obviously that kicked off and they're like, mm, guess what? Coma season or something.

• 2:04:26Speaker 05

  We were, oh, we were talking about that yesterday. MJ with the mustache, how like one person can change what's usable or not?

• 2:04:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm like, well, MJ brought it back, but I just showed a picture of MJ with their Michael Jackson or Michael Jordan, excuse me, with the, uh, the little Hitler stash.

• 2:04:40Speaker 04

  He has a Hitler stash?

• 2:04:41Speaker 02

  Oh, he did. He definitely did.

• 2:04:43Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 2:04:43Speaker 02

  Like, you, you can't show the picture of, of Michael Jordan with the, the stash. Like, you can't tell me this man does not have opinions about Israel.

• 2:04:51Speaker 04

  Jesus Christ. No, it's a-

• 2:04:52Speaker 05

  Just do it.

• 2:04:53Speaker 04

  It's a Charlie Chaplin.

• 2:04:54Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 2:05:00Speaker 04

  It's a Charlie Chaplin stash. That's what it is.

• 2:05:02Speaker 02

  It was, well.

• 2:05:03Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 2:05:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:05:05Speaker 04

  Jeez.

• 2:05:07Speaker 02

  You've never seen that?

• 2:05:08Speaker 04

  No.

• 2:05:08Speaker 05

  No, I was like, what?

• 2:05:10The Fat Electrician?

  He did that, didn't he?

• 2:05:11Speaker 02

  Uh, it's just YouTube thumbnail. Remember when Michael Jordan had a Hitler mustache?

• 2:05:16Speaker 05

  No one calls it a Charlie Chaplin.

• 2:05:18Speaker 04

  No, nobody. It's, it's like no one says that, uh, you know, 45 degree angle of your right arm is a Roman salute anymore. Sorry. Somebody took it, ruined it.

• 2:05:25Speaker 05

  You guys taught me, what was the other one? Americans did it?

• 2:05:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like before then, it was, it was the guy who had popularized the national anthem. I can't remember.

• 2:05:34The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, the Pledge of Allegiance.

• 2:05:35Speaker 02

  What, what was it?

• 2:05:37The Fat Electrician?

  Pledge of Allegiance. The guy that made the Pledge of Allegiance.

• 2:05:39Speaker 02

  Oh, that was right, sorry.

• 2:05:40Speaker 05

  The Goobal God?

• 2:05:43Speaker 04

  Gobble de gook? What?

• 2:05:44Speaker 02

  Uh, Francis Bellamy.

• 2:05:45The Fat Electrician?

  Bellamy.

• 2:05:46Speaker 02

  So it was the Bellamy salute.

• 2:05:47Speaker 05

  That's it.

• 2:05:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:05:48Speaker 04

  That, that was the Bellamy salute?

• 2:05:50The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 2:05:50Speaker 04

  The, okay.

• 2:05:51Speaker 02

  Exactly. My heart goes out to you. It's exactly what you're thinking.

• 2:05:53Speaker 04

  Okay, that's it. The Elon Musk salute.

• 2:05:55The Fat Electrician?

  They used to do that during the Pledge of Allegiance instead of putting it over your heart.

• 2:05:58Speaker 02

  We can put that picture up here, probably. It's American students pledging allegiance to the United States like the American flag.

• 2:06:07Speaker 05

  It's, it's what's wild is like that one thing can just ruin everything. And then the people that were born around that timeframe, dude, anyone named Adolf, that just sucked dick. If you're like a year later born, that's your name, like, fuck me.

• 2:06:19Speaker 04

  I would have people call me Addie. I'd be like, what's up? I'm Addie.

• 2:06:50Speaker 02

  That's a little feminine. You're like, it's better than the alternative.

• 2:06:53Speaker 04

  Significantly better.

• 2:06:54Speaker 02

  I've got a friend whose middle name is Adolf.

• 2:06:56Speaker 04

  Oh, my gosh.

• 2:06:57Speaker 02

  German heritage, but like it's it's one of those like it was grandpa's name. It's like, yeah, it's it's a couple of people's names actually.

• 2:07:04The Fat Electrician?

  Not making it better.

• 2:07:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was grandpa's name. It's German heritage. I'm with him.

• 2:07:10Speaker 02

  It'd be weirder if he was Irish and just loved Adolf.

• 2:07:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:07:15Speaker 04

  Oh, my grandfather's name. Oh, was he German? No, he was Argentinian.

• 2:07:21Speaker 02

  All those blond haired, blue eyed Argentinians.

• 2:07:24Speaker 04

  Oh, man, there.

• 2:07:25Speaker 05

  Okay, so what game? What was the one game? Did any of us play at the body cam footage one?

• 2:07:29Speaker 04

  Oh, it's literally called Body Cam. I haven't played it. No.

• 2:07:32Speaker 03

  Haven't played it yet.

• 2:07:33Speaker 05

  That's the one. Is that what they play?

• 2:07:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's out. It's out.

• 2:07:36Speaker 02

  Was that VR?

• 2:07:37Speaker 05

  No, that's actually it just looks. You've seen this one, right?

• 2:07:40Speaker 04

  It looks fucking real. It looks like a real firefight.

• 2:07:42Speaker 05

  Wild. Body cam is the most realistic first bird shooter I have ever seen.

• 2:07:47Speaker 04

  And I think the way they did that is just really good graphics and he did like a fish eye lens on the body cam. And I think that's why it looks that way.

• 2:07:54Speaker 05

  Super easy to do. Man, that's a year.

• 2:07:56Speaker 02

  Was that on like the new Unreal Engine or something like that?

• 2:07:59Speaker 05

  And I think it might have used the Nerf system.

• 2:08:03Speaker 05

  So they used.

• 2:08:05Speaker 03

  Ratings aren't so good on it.

• 2:08:06Speaker 04

  A body cam?

• 2:08:08Speaker 05

  The trailers made it look stupid.

• 2:08:10Speaker 04

  It looked like a real, real shit.

• 2:08:12Speaker 05

  The one that.

• 2:08:13Speaker 03

  Maybe because it's early access. It's just maybe it fucks up some.

• 2:08:18Speaker 05

  They actually had to show that this was not a fake. This was a video game. Oh, that's everyone's like, that's not that's that's just real footage. You guys are lying. And then the the developers, this was an alpha or whatever. And they're like, no, they paused this and then they floated through everything. And they're like, what the fuck? This is actual real footage?

• 2:08:37Speaker 03

  It was made by two guys.

• 2:08:40Speaker 02

  Really?

• 2:08:40Speaker 03

  Yeah. French developers, seventeen and twenty years old.

• 2:08:45Speaker 04

  Dude, those guys, they got skills.

• 2:08:48Speaker 05

  It looks like you you wouldn't believe that was a real fuck. You were like, no, that's not a fucking video game, dude.

• 2:08:55Speaker 04

  You know a game needs a remake and I don't know if anyone here ever played it, it was kind of obscure. I picked it up at a flea market is uh Viking Battle for Asgard. Anyone play that one? It's old Xbox three sixty. Uh it throughout the whole game.

• 2:09:09Speaker 02

  That's sentence.

• 2:09:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know.

• 2:09:11Speaker 02

  It's old Xbox three sixty.

• 2:09:13Speaker 04

  I know. So three sixty, you, you, you would start out, obviously you're a fucking Viking and like you could, you know, get better weapons, better all sorts of shit. But like throughout the whole thing, there was like three or four different factions you had to have help you. And so like you would work with the dragons and you would like do all their missions and then boom, they're like, all right, we'll back up your attack. And then you would work with like the gnomes or like fucking dwarves and like they, all right, we'll back up your attack. And then you would go find the humans and they'd be like, yeah, we'll back up your attack. And you get to the final fight. And it's literally a war you're walking through. There's like thousands of you and thousands of them just fighting and there's like dragons doing fucking napalm runs and shit. And you're fighting your way through them to this castle. I was like, that was fucking cool.

• 2:09:54The Fat Electrician?

  The, the only video game that needs a real remake.

• 2:09:57Speaker 04

  Oh, great video game. Great video game, man. It was one of the few top downs I really enjoyed.

• 2:10:02The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Video game for remakes.

• 2:10:03Speaker 05

  Oh dude, one of the greatest fucking video games ever. That's like one of the.

• 2:10:06The Fat Electrician?

  How dare you never play this?

• 2:10:08Speaker 05

  Dude, it's a movie video game. Those always suck dick.

• 2:10:11Speaker 02

  Did we say what it's called?

• 2:10:12The Fat Electrician?

  Lord of the Rings, the two towers or Return of the King. The Lord of the Ring video games were actually so good.

• 2:10:18Speaker 04

  Really good.

• 2:10:19Speaker 02

  Did you ever play Shadow of Mordor?

• 2:10:21The Fat Electrician?

  No. Oh, yeah, I did. That was cool because you had like the different orc bosses that you had to go out and take out and torture and like get answers from. That was super cool.

• 2:10:29Speaker 02

  I have a vague memory of playing the uh, uh, the Return of the King CD-ROM. Like it was included for free with something that like, it was like a Happy Meal thing.

• 2:10:41Speaker 05

  Which one?

• 2:10:41Speaker 02

  Uh, the, the Return of the King, like the Lord of the Rings uh, video game. Like I remember putting, or like the demo was included. Do you remember back in the day where like fast food companies would, would give you, yeah, Pizza Hut?

• 2:10:52Speaker 05

  Dude, Pizza Hut, that's how you got your.

• 2:10:54Speaker 02

  The floppy disk.

• 2:10:55The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. The, the fricking online game that was created by Honeycomb, the cereal brand is ingrained in my brain.

• 2:11:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:11:02Speaker 05

  There was Honeycomb and what was the other one? I was literally just about to say that. The cereal first person shooter one.

• 2:11:09Speaker 02

  That's like Neopets era of the internet.

• 2:11:12Speaker 03

  I love the the demo disc because my family was too poor to afford games and so I had so many demo discs.

• 2:11:17Speaker 05

  Same bro.

• 2:11:18Speaker 04

  Oh yeah.

• 2:11:19Speaker 05

  I still play.

• 2:11:19Speaker 04

  All of that first 10 minutes was so dope.

• 2:11:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, play play five minutes of Crash Bandicoot and.

• 2:11:24Speaker 05

  Chex Quest.

• 2:11:27Speaker 03

  Chex Quest?

• 2:11:28Speaker 05

  Dude, Chex Quest, the video game, dog? First person, I think they did, it's like Doom and then they were like, well now let's make them serial thing. That's it.

• 2:11:38Speaker 02

  To this day, I have never played the rest of Left 4 Dead 2 or any of this stuff.

• 2:11:42Speaker 05

  Really?

• 2:11:43Speaker 02

  It's always been like I just would download the free demos on Xbox.

• 2:11:47Speaker 05

  Dude, this is.

• 2:11:48Speaker 02

  Like never bought the full game. Re- uh Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead 2.

• 2:11:51Speaker 04

  See, I'm not a big fan of spooky games. My friends like to make me play things like uh Phasmophobia and shit like that. I don't do spooky shit.

• 2:11:57Speaker 02

  I don't like that either.

• 2:11:58Speaker 04

  I don't like jump scares, not a fan of it.

• 2:12:01Speaker 05

  And they just changed the color palette. It's literally like.

• 2:12:03Speaker 04

  You never played Emperor Battle for Dune. You never played that, the RTS Dune game.

• 2:12:09Speaker 05

  It's so bad. It it K- a CD-ROM came in uh Chex, just Chex cereal at the bottom. You just pull it up and you play if you had a PC. It's just a piece of shit game.

• 2:12:21Speaker 03

  That is like alternate universe TV on Rick and Morty, almost.

• 2:12:24Speaker 05

  Dude.

• 2:12:25Speaker 03

  It's like Answer in Your Eyes Johnson, that's Chex, man.

• 2:12:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:12:30Speaker 04

  Real fake doors.

• 2:12:32Speaker 03

  Wow, oh Doom, yeah.

• 2:12:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, they just.

• 2:12:35Speaker 04

  I was about to say Doom or Doom Book'em.

• 2:12:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:12:36Speaker 04

  He shot three grapples.

• 2:12:40Speaker 04

  Snip four grundle. Anyone here ever play Redneck Rampage?

• 2:12:45Speaker 02

  No.

• 2:12:45Speaker 04

  Seriously?

• 2:12:46Speaker 05

  What's that about? That sounds really familiar.

• 2:12:48Speaker 04

  Redneck Rampage, it was for Windows 95 or 98 and the cool thing about it is like obviously to end the game, to end each like level, you walk up to your friend who's like a worse redneck and you hit him over the head with a crowbar to like end the the game. And then like dude, you could put, you could put chickens in a bow and arrow and shoot chickens at people. Dude, Redneck Rampage is where it's at.

• 2:13:10Speaker 02

  That is probably the first time in my life I've looked at actual created media and thought, that is too racist against white people.

• 2:13:19Speaker 04

  Yeah. There's a song from Mojo Nixon called Redneck Rampage. And he's like, at the end of it, he's like, she didn't act underage or honor like it's fucking terrible. Dude, the whole song is just awful.

• 2:13:31Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 2:13:32Speaker 04

  Dude, it's insane.

• 2:13:34Speaker 05

  There was a sequel, if you ever wanted to play it, Redneck Rampage rides again.

• 2:13:39Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, we're about to break that.

• 2:13:41Speaker 05

  Brandon said, it's almost racist towards white people.

• 2:13:44Speaker 02

  Almost?

• 2:13:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, you play as the guy on the right and the friend on the left is the one you hit in the head with a crowbar to end the level. When you find him and hit him over the head, that's how you end the level.

• 2:13:55Speaker 05

  I am a hundred percent down to play some video games together. It's one thing we don't, we've never played, I don't think, no, we've never even played League together. I think that would be a detriment to the podcast if we played League.

• 2:14:07Speaker 02

  I've never played League ever.

• 2:14:08Speaker 04

  I don't know how to play League.

• 2:14:09Speaker 05

  We get mad at each other.

• 2:14:10The Fat Electrician?

  That's fine.

• 2:14:12Speaker 05

  Did we do it?

• 2:14:13The Fat Electrician?

  We could, we could do funny stuff. You ever pulled like, we just have to play all support characters like you be Thresh, I'll be Blitzcrank. And then we just have to try to get pull after pull and just pull people into turrets from across the map.

• 2:14:25Speaker 05

  Did you see what before they?

• 2:14:26Speaker 04

  I don't know what that means.

• 2:14:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's foreign language.

• 2:14:28Speaker 05

  Oh, but that used to be an entire wombo combo. You used to be able to pull them back into the base and just instant murder.

• 2:14:34Speaker 04

  So.

• 2:14:35Speaker 05

  Nerd thing. We will never play League together because it is the most toxic shit in the world.

• 2:14:40Speaker 04

  But September 12th, Borderlands 4, I already got mine.

• 2:14:44The Fat Electrician?

  They're gonna ruin it.

• 2:14:46Speaker 04

  No, they're not. The movie was awful, but the video game series, I'm.

• 2:14:48Speaker 02

  I never played any of the Borderlands games.

• 2:14:50The Fat Electrician?

  Borderlands are great.

• 2:14:51Speaker 04

  Dude, they're great games.

• 2:14:52Speaker 03

  You think they're gonna fuck it up, Nick?

• 2:14:54The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, for sure.

• 2:14:55Speaker 04

  Really?

• 2:14:55The Fat Electrician?

  They can't not fuck up everything.

• 2:14:57Speaker 04

  Honestly, two was probably the best one that ever came out, but two was also the most unhinged.

• 2:15:02Speaker 05

  Anthony, shout out, that's my boy, he wrote it.

• 2:15:05Speaker 04

  Wait, the series for two?

• 2:15:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:15:07Speaker 04

  No shit?

• 2:15:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:15:09Speaker 04

  Bro, I would fucking put your pee pee in my mouth.

• 2:15:12Speaker 02

  It's your god.

• 2:15:13Speaker 04

  I don't give a shit.

• 2:15:14Speaker 05

  Anthony, I'll text you that.

• 2:15:15Speaker 02

  That's a possibility, apparently. I can make your views come true.

• 2:15:20Speaker 04

  Yo, Gluck Gluck Pepper Grindler 1000.

• 2:15:23Speaker 05

  He has a beard now. The Pepper Grinder 1000 is gross and now it's a thing. Oh no.

• 2:15:29Speaker 02

  That was an unnecessary gesture.

• 2:15:32Speaker 04

  My, look, look, hold on.

• 2:15:33Speaker 02

  No, no, ah, this isn't going anywhere, dude.

• 2:15:36Speaker 04

  Is Borderlands.

• 2:15:39Speaker 02

  That was a way better direction than I thought it was going.

• 2:15:41Speaker 04

  Brandon's like, nah, nah. I'm all Borderlands. I'm a fucking Borderlands citizen.

• 2:15:47Speaker 05

  We'll see how that will go. Well, I think we have, I mean, we're fucking over two hours. We can go to the after show if y'all down.

• 2:15:52Speaker 04

  True.

• 2:15:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:15:53Speaker 04

  Cody.

• 2:15:54Speaker 05

  Well, first, where do we find you at?

• 2:15:56Speaker 04

  Oh, you find me at habituallinecrosser.com. Has a link to everything for me and some of the shows that I do with this guy and some of the shows that I do with both these guys.

• 2:16:04Speaker 02

  Yep, over on Pepperbox because you're a filthy pepperback.

• 2:16:06Speaker 04

  I'm a pepperback. It's better than being a, never mind. We're not gonna say that slur that's coming out of the next kind of consensual. A Brandon?

• 2:16:16Speaker 05

  We make Brandon a slur.

• 2:16:20Speaker 05

  I was gonna say. Ruin Brandon's life. Really?

• 2:16:22Speaker 02

  Wait, I was gonna ask.

• 2:16:23Speaker 05

  Shouldn't have come to the fucking Veterans Day episode?

• 2:16:27Speaker 02

  Cody, would you like to close this out, please?

• 2:16:30Speaker 02

  Bye, everyone. Thank you for coming to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I was joined today by Eli Double Tap, Fat Electrician, Habitual Line Crosser, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. Join us on the Patreon After Show.

• 2:16:40Speaker 05

  We love you.