The Gang Gets Jacked! | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 222

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30The Fat Electrician?

  I don't like to watch horrific accidents by myself. Wah.

• 0:33Speaker 02

  Get a nine to five, Brandon. All right, if we do the beating children up competition, we gotta take 34% of the revenue for ourselves.

• 0:41Speaker 03

  Breaking news, Nick the Fat Electrician says he can take any six-year-old.

• 0:45Speaker 02

  This is true. I promise we're good people.

• 1:09Speaker 03

  No, it's always funny because the audience is always like, well, you always say that. Oh, we haven't had a gang episode in a while. It's like, because you guys see what we film over the course of like four days and backlog, everything. For us, like, we haven't seen each other in over a month.

• 1:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's what it's been a tick. And last time we really didn't get hang out during the DC shit because that was non-stop.

• 1:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, a little bit. I had fun.

• 1:32Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, it was a blast, but also non-stop.

• 1:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:35Speaker 04

  Yeah. You didn't even get to talk about, you guys went to like, I love you guys got back from your little party thing. Cody's like, that was gay. I don't know if we can talk about that, but.

• 1:44Speaker 03

  We just won't say where it was.

• 1:46Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:46Speaker 03

  It was, it was very, very DC. It was very political. It's like, it was a crowded bar with a lot of like DC staffers and things like that in there. And I'm just like, this was my life for a while.

• 1:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, those people sucked.

• 2:00Speaker 03

  It was like, wow, this is, um.

• 2:04Speaker 02

  I would like to leave now.

• 2:07Speaker 04

  And that was Cody, did you have a couple of jigs at that point?

• 2:10Speaker 02

  Oh, a couple, two.

• 2:15Speaker 04

  Your patience level goes Cody has a great patience level and then the drinks start in it starts going away if they start annoying you and weren't they just like, what do you do? Or?

• 2:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:24Speaker 04

  I forget what was pissing.

• 2:26Speaker 02

  I don't know. There was one guy.

• 2:27Speaker 03

  What did you say to him?

• 2:28Speaker 02

  I can't remember what it was, but he left you alone after. I don't know. I remember there was one staffer. He was being a dick.

• 2:35Speaker 03

  Cause you were just like, kind of like, like a little boy, like hands between knees. You're like, Brandon, I might've said something to someone. I was like, oh God, what happened?

• 2:46Speaker 02

  I don't remember. It was cool though.

• 2:53Speaker 03

  Dopey shit. Whatever it is, I stand by it.

• 2:58Speaker 04

  And now we're just doing what? Uh, we just left today. Uh, we just did an easy day at the, uh, dropping off supplies with bunker.

• 3:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:07Speaker 04

  Down in Curville or where was that exactly?

• 3:09Speaker 03

  Well, so it's in the Curville area, but it's, uh, it's called Center Point.

• 3:13Speaker 04

  Gotcha.

• 3:14Speaker 03

  So it's a little bit more down river from Curville.

• 3:16Speaker 04

  And that's where everyone's like all the help and fire departments there. That's the main operating point that they're exfilling from and.

• 3:23Speaker 03

  Uh, in, in that area. Yeah. It's a lot of the stuff that got washed away from Curville is getting, it's ending up in Center Point.

• 3:30Speaker 04

  Which also fucking wild seeing.

• 3:33Speaker 03

  I mean, we were driving across that bridge and there is a dam and just couldn't see that dam. No, I didn't even know that there was a dam there that we didn't see.

• 3:42Speaker 02

  Oh, the one bridge you drive across to get into Center Point?

• 3:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:45Speaker 04

  Holy shit.

• 3:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's a dam.

• 3:48Speaker 02

  Geez dude. If you look at the water damage to where that bridge is, there are trees 40 feet tall that are just knocked over or destroyed.

• 3:57Speaker 04

  On a road, walking on a road, parallel to the river that was a hundred yards from the water line and all the trees. And so like the river's over here. And there's a field of trees on the other side of the road. Everything's just folded over fences, trees, like the water was way up there.

• 4:16Speaker 03

  And I can't emphasize enough how different that was a week ago. Like it was even, it was worse. Like you, they, there's a lot of cleanup that has been done since, which is awesome. Like that's, that's incredible. You love to see it.

• 4:28Speaker 04

  Dude, uh, Jenna telling that story of that, that woman that was on a tree. So those houses across the river from us. And these are on stilts. These are like 20 feet up.

• 4:41Speaker 03

  Oh yeah. They're, they're up like up the, uh, the bank of like where the river. Yeah.

• 4:46Speaker 04

  And a lady was stuck on a log, a tree that was going down river for eight hours. It traveled, she traveled 14 miles. Stuck and it ended up at one of those houses and that family saved that woman, pulled her off the tree and she rode all the way down that river. I was like, holy 12 miles was fucking wild.

• 5:06Speaker 03

  There, there's more like, uh, the people that are being found like 20, 30 miles from where they were picked up. It's fucking crazy. Like the violence of water is something that I was never, I've seen floods before. I've never seen that.

• 5:19Speaker 04

  The water's terrifying.

• 5:21Speaker 03

  I'm good.

• 5:22Speaker 04

  That's why I don't like the ocean. All you nerds, I want to live by the coast. No. I've never said that once. I'm Mexican. I hate fucking water. I sink like a goddamn rock.

• 5:32Speaker 03

  What? I love the coast.

• 5:36Speaker 04

  Oh no, my house has been flooded again. It's like, dog, a hurricane came out of nowhere? No, those happen yearly. God, make an earth like, make the water non-drinkable so they know not to go there. Humans, I fucking love it. I don't understand. Like, he's giving you signs. You're not listening. Fellow fucking monsters. So they really understand. We're going to try to catch them. But just fuck, leave it alone.

• 6:04Speaker 03

  You really don't like the beach at all? Like not even to visit?

• 6:06Speaker 04

  Zero. I don't even like swimming.

• 6:08Speaker 03

  Do you remember, uh, at Coronado?

• 6:10Speaker 04

  I'm with this guy.

• 6:11Speaker 03

  When, uh,

• 6:13Speaker 04

  Please tell the story. Nick goes home.

• 6:17Speaker 03

  We we're at the beautiful San Diego beach before the live show, just like finally taking a moment to decompress a little bit. So we're we're going to the we're at the beach, we're going into the water, like a flip flops on, I'm like pulling the fucking like my pants up a bit, whatever, just going into the water. Nick gets his shoes touched by water, like

• 6:35The Fat Electrician?

  It wasn't touched. My fucking socks were soaked. Okay.

• 6:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, it's like one of those, you know, where like the the the wave comes up a little bit further than you expect or whatever. And it ruined your day.

• 6:47The Fat Electrician?

  Hate, hate it.

• 6:48Speaker 03

  Like the tism came out hard. You're just like, you just locked up like, I'm gonna go buy, I'm gonna buy new shoes. Like he's, is he actually, oh, no, he's fucking gone.

• 6:59The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, zero interest, none, not even a little. I will never understand the psychology that goes into like, you know, it'd be really fun if we surrounded yourself by an environment where if you quit actively moving, you'll fucking die. Wouldn't that be great?

• 7:12Speaker 03

  Don't get me wrong, I'm there with you, right?

• 7:14The Fat Electrician?

  It's summertime, though. It'd be great to cool down. I have a motherfucking air conditioner. Okay, we figured out how to domesticate the wind and you're gonna go fuck around in water to cool off? Get the fuck out of here.

• 7:24Speaker 02

  It's just a bundle of joy over there.

• 7:25The Fat Electrician?

  I hate it. I hate water, all of it.

• 7:28Speaker 03

  It's what we were talking about yesterday. It's like, all right, look, if nature is so great, then why do we judge how civilized a society is based on how far they are from it?

• 7:36The Fat Electrician?

  Science.

• 7:37Speaker 03

  How successful they are at getting away from it. Nick and his logic.

• 7:43The Fat Electrician?

  Jim Gaffigan, if nature is so awesome, how come all the bugs are trying to get in my fucking house?

• 7:51Speaker 02

  Have you ever done a cruise?

• 7:52The Fat Electrician?

  No, why would I go on a cruise?

• 7:56The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, my God, you know what'd be great? A giant city, which I also fucking hate, but hear me out. It's floating on water. And if anything goes wrong, you all fucking die. And because you're a dude, you get to get on the life raft last. I'm good.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  Do you see the Carnival Cruise that list of rules they came out with? And they're saying it's racist?

• 8:14The Fat Electrician?

  Have you seen that yet?

• 8:15Speaker 02

  No. It's Carnival, right? That's that's the one?

• 8:17Speaker 03

  I think so.

• 8:18Speaker 02

  That's the one of what? Okay, so the rules.

• 8:23The Fat Electrician?

  He's like, oh, oh, he's on the tight rope all of a sudden. Where'd the ground go?

• 8:29Speaker 02

  Well, the rules that starts off, it's like, you know, only this many drinks are permitted a day. Uh, you can't have your speakers out there, your JBL speakers playing loud music. No rap music.

• 8:40Speaker 04

  No shit. They just was like eh.

• 8:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like the cruise will not, the cruise liner will no longer be playing rap music. Yeah. I don't know, I don't know who they're directing that towards, but.

• 8:51Speaker 03

  Do you remember the, uh?

• 8:53Speaker 04

  A doctor made this.

• 8:54Speaker 03

  The guy who was talking about the, the Bluetooth, uh, jammer, like the ones that are like super illegal.

• 9:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:00Speaker 03

  Where he's like, yeah, I got one of those and bring it to the speed, to the, uh, to the beach with my family this weekend. I'm going to be like the cone of no Puerto Ricans.

• 9:11Speaker 02

  Or we just not go to the beach.

• 9:15Speaker 04

  I don't like to be, I am, I'll walk it really, dude, you give me like, I'll exercise, like a quick jog and out, or I will.

• 9:23Speaker 03

  I like looking at it, like, I don't, I don't, I'm not necessarily a big, like, I don't want to jump in the water, like be out deep sea fishing or any shit like that, but like, I like sitting like at a restaurant that's beachside, like stuff like that.

• 9:35Speaker 04

  I like that, like the beach getting in it, it is actively pushing you back towards the sand, which sucks. I can't swim, which sucks. I can like, I can tread water, but it's

• 9:46Speaker 04

  not the best.

• 9:47Speaker 03

  Mexican.

• 9:48Speaker 04

  Yeah. Worst Mexican.

• 9:50Speaker 03

  I can swim all right.

• 9:51Speaker 04

  Hawaii's not bad. You have, have you, nevermind. Hawaii, going to a beach in Hawaii is pretty fucking dope, like the white sand and it's 70 degrees water, it's nice as shit. I'm like, okay, I could, I could fuck with this for two days.

• 10:06Speaker 02

  I'm good.

• 10:06Speaker 03

  Don't the locals fucking hate?

• 10:08Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 10:08Speaker 03

  Hawaii though?

• 10:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:09The Fat Electrician?

  Completely justified unpopular opinion, like I'm honestly, I'm on their side. Like I would hate everyone coming to visit too. Like those people get fucked hard.

• 10:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:21The Fat Electrician?

  Cause it's like, they were chilling there for however long and then like. You know, travel became cheaper and it's like their family's been there forever. And then now it's like, oh, that three bedroom house that you grew up in, well, now you're a major tourist destination. And that house went from the $38,000 that your grandparents paid for it in the 1930s to $7 million and now three generations of your family have to live in this house just to pay off the property taxes, even though the house is paid off. And then if you can't pay the property taxes, we take it and turn it into a fucking hotel.

• 10:55Speaker 03

  Hypothetical though, and I don't know the truth on this one way or the other. If all of the Americans just left, would they not be even more fucked?

• 11:03Speaker 00

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• 11:33The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, I mean, potentially, the people are still traveling and I'm just saying like, I'm not saying like,

• 11:38Speaker 03

  Like if tourism died tomorrow and all Americans were not allowed to go.

• 11:41The Fat Electrician?

  No, for sure. I get your point. I just feel like there needs to be some type of like zoning where it's like, okay, if you've lived here for five generations, we're not gonna have you pay

• 11:51Speaker 03

  The Bill Gates level.

• 11:52The Fat Electrician?

  Mortgage tax rates of, you know, like, well, Bill Gates wants to buy your property. So we're going to value it at $10 million so you can't afford to pay the taxes so we can confiscate it. And you can't afford to live where you're from anymore. Seems like bullshit to me.

• 12:08Speaker 04

  One of the billionaires owns a large quantity of Hawaii.

• 12:11The Fat Electrician?

  Oh yeah. After those fires went through, it was like Oprah and the Rock were buying up all the properties of the houses that went down.

• 12:17Speaker 03

  Cause I think it's property tax where that fucks it up. Cause like in a free market, it's like, yeah, if you decide that you want your family home that you've lived there for 200 years or whatever. It, that's worth more to you than $10 million. You should be able to keep that.

• 12:29The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 12:29Speaker 03

  But then they value it in the property taxes. The government fucks it up.

• 12:32The Fat Electrician?

  Right. So it's like, no, now you're paying property taxes. You know, you're paying thousands of dollars a month in property taxes and you can't afford to do anything like.

• 12:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's, that's kind of shitty.

• 12:42The Fat Electrician?

  Oh my God, I didn't.

• 12:45Speaker 04

  Larry Ellison, I don't know who that is. Ellison? Ellison. Yeah. Owns of the island of Lanai, Lanai, Lanai. I wouldn't know. Guess how much of a percentage he owns? Seventy-eight percent. Nope. Ninety. Ninety-eight percent. Isn't he, I think he's one of the Google founders. He bought it for three hundred million dollars.

• 13:08Speaker 04

  Just owning ninety-eight percent of a fucking. Three hundred million? Yeah. That's not bad. I guarantee you bought it a long time ago. And then you have like Steve Case owns thirty-five thousand acres. He started AOL. Oh, no, Larry Ellison, I'm sorry. He was a Oracle.

• 13:28Speaker 04

  Oracle? Yeah, okay. Oracle. Dude, that is wild. And then that drives property taxes up. God, how much?

• 13:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, that'll fuck shit up really fucking good. But then the other owners are Cameo Mea family, which fucking dope ass.

• 13:46The Fat Electrician?

  I'm just waiting, like the most realistic sci-fi movie ever, as far as like real estate market is Elysium.

• 13:54The Fat Electrician?

  Like as soon as, as soon as space travel becomes mainstream, like Mars is one giant HOA for rich people. It's all it is. That's what's gonna happen.

• 14:03Speaker 04

  And the first guy on it's gonna be an African American.

• 14:07The Fat Electrician?

  Somebody was on some podcast and like broke down how all Elon Musk's companies are just about colonizing Mars. Like they all seem so random, but they're all about colonizing Mars.

• 14:18Speaker 04

  Yep. Neuralink?

• 14:19The Fat Electrician?

  All of them. So like, uh, so he's like Tesla, like electric cars. You're gonna have to do electric cars because there's no fossil fuels on Mars. Okay, that makes sense.

• 14:29Speaker 04

  That we know of.

• 14:29The Fat Electrician?

  The boring company. We're not gonna live on the surface. We're gonna have massive under subterranean layers. Got to get good at drilling holes. That's why he has a boring company. The Tesla robot, why the fuck is a car company making robots? Well, so you can send them there years ahead of time to build up all the infrastructure before the people get there. And like just ran down how every company has just all about colonizing Mars.

• 14:51Speaker 04

  We need a aluminum foil hat you put in our on before each segment you do like.

• 14:57The Fat Electrician?

  Why? That's not even my conspiracy.

• 14:59Speaker 04

  About the juice games.

• 15:02Speaker 03

  Motherfuckers are hiding dairy in the earth.

• 15:05Speaker 04

  This is true.

• 15:07Speaker 04

  This is true. Hours of Nick ranting.

• 15:12Speaker 02

  They'll call me a conspiracy theorist, but they'll never call me a liar.

• 15:17Speaker 04

  I am correct.

• 15:18Speaker 03

  Poor people will never poop again.

• 15:20Speaker 04

  The amount of email.

• 15:21Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 15:25Speaker 04

  God, I love these episodes. They are my favorite.

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  Took me a second.

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  Trim your pubes, goddammit. Smooth sack summer. We got what, Brandon, what are you working on right now? What's your next, you have a Darwin? Oh, you guys at the moment of this would have, it would have been.

• 17:04Speaker 03

  Probably already out. Yeah.

• 17:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:06Speaker 03

  But yeah, we're gonna.

• 17:07Speaker 04

  This is the first one? Together?

• 17:10Speaker 03

  I've learned that I like Darwin awards better when I've got somebody to riff off of. It's usually, it's a lot of fun. So we'll see how that goes.

• 17:15Speaker 04

  I don't like to watch horrific accidents by myself. Wah.

• 17:18Speaker 03

  It's one of those, I realized I stopped.

• 17:20Speaker 04

  Get a nine to five, Brandon.

• 17:22Speaker 03

  I stopped liking, like. Learn to code.

• 17:28Speaker 03

  I started realizing I didn't like doing Darwin anymore because I was like, man, I'm just gonna have to sit there and watch 10 hours of just people shooting themselves and just horrific accidents and shit. And I'm like,

• 17:39The Fat Electrician?

  I should get other people involved.

• 17:41Speaker 03

  And then now, hey, I curated it all already. It's just looking through all this shit and I'm like, all right, now how to make it funny?

• 17:50The Fat Electrician?

  Hmm. You winning, son? This is how the double barrel shotgun was invented. Same concept. Nothing. Never mind.

• 18:01Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 18:03Speaker 03

  You're talking about co-op mode?

• 18:08Speaker 03

  Oh, no. You know, I got that coming up and I got a batch, batch of stuff. We got a bunch of guns, like I got a transferable Lewis machine gun.

• 18:18Speaker 03

  The Metal Gear Solid stuff we still got coming up, AK-50 stuff, you know, working on new stuff like that.

• 18:23The Fat Electrician?

  Did we talk about where the AK-50 is now?

• 18:25Speaker 03

  Oh, we didn't. That just got released in the newest wipe as of like two days ago for Escape from Tarkov.

• 18:31The Fat Electrician?

  Dude.

• 18:31Speaker 03

  So now you, if you play Escape from Tarkov, can get head eyes from fucking nowhere in woods by an AK-50.

• 18:39The Fat Electrician?

  Do they say what drops it or how you get it?

• 18:41Speaker 03

  They haven't even said that. I've been told, I don't even fucking know, but I've been told that it's like a,

• 18:46The Fat Electrician?

  You have to watch, you have to watch a YouTube channel for seven fucking years before you unlock it.

• 18:53Speaker 03

  I'm just gonna say that, yes.

• 18:55The Fat Electrician?

  Fuck, my gun's gone.

• 18:56Speaker 03

  But it's the, the quest. There's like, I think a hidden quest that they haven't announced that will end up, that'll be the item you get from it. But I'm just gonna beg Nikita. I'm like, I just need some gameplay footage. Can you just, can, can I have a crumb of my own gun?

• 19:10The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, the quest better have your name in it.

• 19:14Speaker 03

  It is. It actually says like, I think AK guy AK-50.

• 19:18The Fat Electrician?

  War hero Brandon Herrera mid weapon. You're like, no, no.

• 19:23Speaker 03

  That would be, that would be such a motherfucker.

• 19:28Speaker 04

  Fuck you.

• 19:30The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, that's wild.

• 19:31Speaker 02

  I want to see that thing in the hands of like Willers or Landmark. Let's give them an AK-50, get some footage off of that.

• 19:36Speaker 03

  Funny, cause like Willers is such like an actually like small human being. And to see him like and think of him in game, holding a 35 pound rifle and like doing fucking parkour with it.

• 19:47Speaker 02

  Bunny hopping around buildings, just smoking people, 360 shooting.

• 19:50Speaker 03

  Jumping off second story buildings and landing on rails.

• 19:54Speaker 04

  That's Tarkov where that is, I mean, his play style is like fucking yeet yourself off. Your legs snap, you kill everyone and you're like morphine crawl to extraction point. You're like so realistic.

• 20:06Speaker 02

  Reattach your legs.

• 20:08Speaker 03

  It, I mean, like it really is. It's a pretty realistic game, like comparatively, like if you're comparing it to like Call of Duty and Battlefield and shit like that. But at the same time, you get some dude like that, that's super good at like Willers is probably one of the best players on the planet.

• 20:19Speaker 02

  A hundred percent.

• 20:20Speaker 03

  Um, yeah, they can break it.

• 20:22Speaker 04

  Yeah. And that is not, have you ever watched that gameplay?

• 20:26Speaker 02

  No.

• 20:26Speaker 04

  So you can break limbs, like if you get shot in the femur, like that can break and you have to tourniquet, you have to.

• 20:34Speaker 03

  Splints, uh, you can do like field surgery kits, certain bandages do small bleeds, certain, uh, bandages do heavy bleeds.

• 20:42Speaker 04

  You can do like uppers. Uh, there's actually way alcohol, you can get drunk in that game, right? They have the vodka and stuff.

• 20:48Speaker 03

  Yeah. You get super dehydrated. I think is what happens to your character.

• 20:51Speaker 04

  Yeah. And then the old mayonnaise just kills you.

• 20:54Speaker 02

  It dehydrates the shit out of you instantly, zero hydration and then you just slowly die.

• 20:59Speaker 03

  In this game, you have to eat and stay hydrated. If you're walking like a long distance and shit like that.

• 21:03Speaker 04

  Does that sound fun?

• 21:04The Fat Electrician?

  I hate it.

• 21:06Speaker 04

  I hate everything.

• 21:07The Fat Electrician?

  It sounds like a chick flick video game. That's what that sounds like.

• 21:10Speaker 03

  It, here's the thing, you have to have like, there, you can have different styles of armors that have different coverage areas. And depending on what caliber you're using, you have to use specific types of ammo. Like full metal jacket does different than, you know, M855A1 for armor penetration shit. So it's like really, they put a lot of thought into it.

• 21:29Speaker 02

  Maybe they, it's like the NWBA, like it's a lot of nothing, but then people get attacked every once in a while and it's cool.

• 21:37Speaker 03

  Wait, what?

• 21:37Speaker 04

  Jesus Christ.

• 21:38Speaker 03

  In the WNBA?

• 21:40Speaker 04

  That joke.

• 21:43Speaker 04

  Some onion.

• 21:47Speaker 02

  I never, I never watched the WNBA until Katelyn Clark started getting pushed onto the ground.

• 21:51Speaker 04

  He's like, as soon as I figure out beating women was involved.

• 21:55Speaker 02

  Oh shit.

• 21:56The Fat Electrician?

  There's three white girls on the Indiana Fever. They call them Trace Lachaise.

• 22:00Speaker 04

  That's funny.

• 22:01The Fat Electrician?

  Fucking hilarious. Oh, it was so annoying. So, uh, my wife is super into it. Uh, and one of the girls on the Indiana Fever team, Sophia Cunningham, she's like six, one and, uh, somebody blindsided Katelyn Clark earlier in the game. So this Sophia Cunningham blindsides this girl, basically grabs her head and throws her onto the court and everybody loved her for it, for like sticking up for Katelyn. And the internet was like, she needs to be careful because I forget the girl's name that she threw on the ground. She was the youngest black taekwondo black belt in Missouri state history. She got her black belt when she was six and I'm like,

• 22:44The Fat Electrician?

  Sophia Cunningham played varsity football and a six-year-old black belt means literally fucking nothing. Like I don't, nobody at six knows how to fight. I don't know. This is like brown, great groundbreaking internet shit, but like black belt at six is.

• 22:59Speaker 03

  Breaking news. Nick, the fat electrician says he can take any six-year-old.

• 23:04The Fat Electrician?

  This is true.

• 23:05Speaker 04

  I do it. You pay me enough, I'll beat the shit out of some six-year-old.

• 23:10The Fat Electrician?

  Line them up.

• 23:11Speaker 04

  All the black belts, one punch.

• 23:13Speaker 03

  Call it team star. How many can I fight for how much money?

• 23:16Speaker 04

  I always never understood the idea of giving kiddos black belts. It's like, they're, they can defend themselves. No, they can't.

• 23:22The Fat Electrician?

  That's why I like jujitsu. You're not even allowed to be a blue belt until you're 16.

• 23:27Speaker 04

  Cause it's not allowed.

• 23:29The Fat Electrician?

  You know why? Before that, you don't have testosterone or anything. Like an adult attacks you.

• 23:35Speaker 02

  All right. If we, if we do the beating children up, uh, competition, we gotta take 34% of the revenue for ourselves.

• 23:45Speaker 03

  Oh yeah. Right. Yep. We'll call it, I don't know, creator clash four.

• 23:50Speaker 02

  Fuck them kids.

• 23:53Speaker 04

  We could probably make that so much money. We do donate it to all great causes though.

• 23:58Speaker 02

  I feel like that's going to be a Russian sport in the future.

• 24:01Speaker 04

  It's like a mobile game ad.

• 24:03Speaker 03

  It's just a child fighting rings that we're talking about starting?

• 24:07Speaker 04

  But it's adult beating the child.

• 24:09Speaker 03

  Oh God, yeah.

• 24:15Speaker 03

  Or as they called it in my house, growing up, discipline.

• 24:19Speaker 02

  I promise we're good people.

• 24:23Speaker 04

  Oh, man.

• 24:26Speaker 03

  Do the fucking dishes.

• 24:28Speaker 04

  Well, Mr. Cody, what are you working on now? Just fucking police shootings. Cody's streaming his ass off. Yeah. Oh, yeah, shit.

• 24:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, Monday to Friday, 10 a.m. Yep, Twitch and Kick. It's around two, three, yeah, like four or five hour streams.

• 24:42Speaker 04

  What are you liking more right now with like the difference between those two?

• 24:45Speaker 02

  Definitely the streaming.

• 24:46Speaker 04

  Well, like Kick though, like Kick or Twitch?

• 24:48Speaker 02

  Oh, Kick pays more. They got like a 95.5 ad split or revenue split. 95.5 compared to Twitch's 70.30.

• 24:56Speaker 03

  Just fucking crazy, even for a partner creator.

• 24:58Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 24:58Speaker 03

  Jesus, fuck, that is worse than it used to be.

• 25:00Speaker 04

  Wait, you're 70.30 and that's negotiated though, right?

• 25:04Speaker 02

  No, I think I've never negotiated one. They won't talk to me.

• 25:07Speaker 03

  No, like he's taking 30, right?

• 25:09Speaker 02

  No, I'm taking 70.

• 25:11Speaker 03

  Okay, I thought it was worse. Okay, never mind. That is better than I thought.

• 25:14Speaker 02

  No. Wait, wait, no, no, it's 50.50.

• 25:15Speaker 03

  It's 50.50.

• 25:16Speaker 02

  I'm 50. Yeah, sorry, sorry. You can negotiate 70.30.

• 25:19Speaker 03

  Got it. Okay.

• 25:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, sorry. I'm getting 50.50.

• 25:22Speaker 04

  Isn't that wild? 50.50 is what they take.

• 25:26Speaker 03

  Well, Bezos needs more rocket money.

• 25:29Speaker 02

  He just offloaded like a billion dollars of Amazon. Did you see that the other day?

• 25:32Speaker 03

  No.

• 25:33Speaker 02

  It was like he did 600 and something million the other day than the day after he did 100 and something million.

• 25:38Speaker 03

  Jesus.

• 25:39Speaker 02

  Hmm hmm. I don't know why. I'm sure there's the theories out there.

• 25:43Speaker 04

  I mean, he's, that's nothing. Because he makes a living selling cheap shit imported from China.

• 25:49Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah.

• 25:51Speaker 04

  Let me rewind. Uh, 20 years ago, I guarantee you, I think it was 90s. When did Amazon come around?

• 25:56Speaker 03

  It was the 90s, yeah.

• 25:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't think he thought it would be to.

• 25:59Speaker 03

  Online bookstore.

• 26:01Speaker 04

  Yeah. I'd be like, what the fuck did I create?

• 26:04Speaker 03

  So, yeah, in 20 years, buddy, 25 years, you're gonna be a bald divorcee on TRT shooting rockets at the sky.

• 26:11Speaker 04

  He is jacked, though. Every rich guy gets jacked.

• 26:14Speaker 03

  Again, like Elon, all props to him. Got his hair back when he got money.

• 26:18Speaker 04

  Weird.

• 26:21Speaker 03

  Money fixes a lot of things, apparently. Dude, so streaming.

• 26:25The Fat Electrician?

  You know who else got their hair back after they got money? Nowhere near to Jeff Bezos levels of money, but um, who's uh Steve Carell? If you watch the first few seasons of The Office, he is very, very thinning, going bald, and his hair gets progressively thicker as the show gets more successful. It's wild.

• 26:43Speaker 03

  It's like a hair, like a Benjamin Button hairline.

• 26:45The Fat Electrician?

  I know. Yeah, what were you saying? Sorry.

• 26:48Speaker 03

  No, I forget now.

• 26:49The Fat Electrician?

  Okay, good.

• 26:50Speaker 03

  Steve Carell's hairline is like, wait, he was balding?

• 26:52The Fat Electrician?

  It was bad in the early seasons.

• 26:54Speaker 03

  I got a cool story about Steve Carell.

• 26:56The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, no.

• 26:56Speaker 03

  So, it's like actually a cool story. My uh, one of my favorite teachers growing up, uh, I won't say his name, but I don't know if this is

• 27:03The Fat Electrician?

  Steve Carell.

• 27:04Speaker 03

  Whatever the fuck. No, Steve, Steve Carell. He was my geography teacher and a history teacher and whatnot. Really one of those guys who like made learning fun. It was like having Nick as your history teacher. Like he was just a cool dude. So uh, he was actually, he was always like really funny.

• 27:20The Fat Electrician?

  Gerrymandering had to have been fucking lit for a classroom topic.

• 27:25Speaker 03

  So listen here, but these motherfuckers, no.

• 27:30Speaker 03

  But he um, but he was in college, he was part of a three man comedy group with Steve Carell. Sure. So like Steve Carell was one of the members and they had this agreement where they're like, all right, we're gonna do a 20 year anniversary, like reunion of the comedy group, whatever. This is probably in the fucking 90s. He goes, all right, we're all gonna meet up together at this place 20 years from now, whatever we're doing in life and we're gonna get together and you know, fucking reminisce or whatever. So he goes and the other guy goes. At fully not expecting Steve Carell to show up because God, he's doing movies and whatever the fuck else. Steve Carell shows up at the 20 year reunion of their little three man comedy group.

• 28:11Speaker 03

  And so he had a picture on his desk of all three of them, like fucking there's Steve Carell. I thought that was kinda cool.

• 28:16The Fat Electrician?

  That's cool.

• 28:17Speaker 03

  That's a homie too. He shows up for that. You're like, yeah. Yeah, I would have been late.

• 28:23Speaker 04

  We would have expected it on the 20 year reunion of unsub like I showed up at the 21st. Lie. Yeah, I showed up in the 21st year. I'm like, where is everyone? I'm sorry.

• 28:34Speaker 04

  My brain don't work so good. Dude, um, fuck, I was gonna say, uh, uh, uh, uh, the there's a whole thing about this. So we all take supplements and then create. Well, we take, yeah, we take supplements. We, it is healthy. You do all the different supplements. Why are you defending supplements? But creatine, you know, do you, any of you do, uh, Acting like it's steroids. Gummy creatine. Yeah. Holy shit. There's a massive lawsuit about that shit. Oh. Yeah, yeah. And probably yours. Which ones? A metric shit ton. There's a whole thing that got dropped. Um, they don't, well, it's not bad, but they don't

• 29:16Speaker 04

  have any creatine. Only one out of, it was almost 90% of them. Really? Had zero creatine in it. Yeah. No shit. Two percent of the five grams. So they're point zero, uh, point zero nine. Well, it's like completely like Nothing. Nothing. Yeah. But all that is a whole organization. I keep up with the health stuff since we started fighting. Oh, actually, hey, we're doing a fitness thing. If you didn't watch the last episode, we're actually doing a fitness thing. And then we're figuring out what challenges we're going to do for this. We don't know. God. What? Dude, oh, fuck, we didn't even get to talk about boxing. We all boxed. Yeah. This is true. Dude, that Got the whole gang in the boxing gym, which I never thought would have ever happened. So that was cool.

• 30:01Speaker 04

  Go again tonight. I'm a hundred percent down for that. Sav, Sav said that was the happiest and she took amazing photos. Those photos. Everyone looks fucking dope. By the way, I was like, oh dude, yes, yes. That was the happiest I've seen us all leaving a place in a long ass time. We just gotta do dude shit and punch each other. For An hour. Also fuckhead right here. Way more terrifying now to me because he can move. Oh, Muhammad Ali shuffle feet. He's teaching Brandon. He was like, you know, this, switch stance punch. I'm like, oh, fuck Nick dude.

• 30:38The Fat Electrician?

  I told you I struck too.

• 30:41Speaker 04

  I, do you guys remember that conversation? I don't know. See? You're a liar. The first time watching you hit pads while we were there. I was like, oh, fuck. Same.

• 30:53Speaker 03

  What is this cocksucker not good at? Besides swimming?

• 30:57Speaker 04

  Hey, fight him in the ocean.

• 31:00Speaker 04

  And we'll both drown.

• 31:03Speaker 04

  Ring out. Dude, I was absolutely, that it was weird because that was the first I was like, ah, fuck dude. I was just gonna do stand up if me and Nick ever got in a fight. Now it's just gonna suck because he's 50 pounds heavier than me.

• 31:21Speaker 04

  I'm gonna run.

• 31:24Speaker 04

  Run away really fast.

• 31:26Speaker 03

  Can't remember whose joke it is, but it's like, ah, I'm pretty alright. I'm a black belt in click pow.

• 31:32The Fat Electrician?

  The meme of Goku with all the henchmen around him dead is like jujitsu, taekwondo, boxing, blah, blah, blah. Goku's just Glock 19.

• 31:43Speaker 04

  But everyone digged, you got a spar with Cody and that was all, I mean, just watching everyone actually fight, spar, hit, and then you guys catch on so fast.

• 31:53The Fat Electrician?

  I punched Aiden way harder than I wanted.

• 31:55Speaker 03

  Stepped into it that one time.

• 31:57The Fat Electrician?

  I didn't throw the, I threw the punch fast, but it wasn't gonna connect, but he stepped into it and he's like, I was like, oh shit.

• 32:05Speaker 03

  And there was, and he wasn't wearing headgear or anything.

• 32:07The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 32:08Speaker 03

  Or mouthpiece.

• 32:09Speaker 04

  That's what I always think. I don't think about the headgear. I was like, I could live with that. The teeth clacking.

• 32:15Speaker 04

  Cody got you, dude, and it's awesome. You two were sparring. You threw it upper and hit Cody and Cody's like, whoop.

• 32:26The Fat Electrician?

  Fighting is very much a learn really quickly and whatnot to do.

• 32:30Speaker 04

  Don't like that.

• 32:31The Fat Electrician?

  And Nick went to cross guard and then Cody's like punched to the stomach. He's like,

• 32:40Speaker 03

  It's just kind of funny because it is such like toxic masculinity, like dude shit. Cause like me and Eli are in, we do two rounds. I leave like, we have a conversation about like, oh yeah, that's fucking cool, man. Oh, like work on this next time. And I walk outside and I spit and I'm like, I thought I tasted blood.

• 32:55Speaker 04

  It's fine.

• 32:56Speaker 02

  We went to BJ's sweaty as fuck.

• 32:59Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:59Speaker 02

  Well, they loved that.

• 33:01Speaker 03

  So sweaty. We probably stank up the entire like bar area. It was aggressive.

• 33:07Speaker 04

  Uh, our boxing gym does not have AC. It's very much a traditional boxing.

• 33:13Speaker 03

  Open the garage door. Yep.

• 33:15Speaker 04

  There's two fans. It's good enough. Why don't you make them circulate? What's that word mean? They're just blowing at each other. Hot sweaty air and you're human, you're like.

• 33:30Speaker 04

  I had a fucking blast yesterday. That was the funnest shit we have done in so long. I'm actually excited to see that episode because that was fucking everyone fought yesterday.

• 33:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:42Speaker 04

  Right? Like literally.

• 33:43Speaker 03

  Everyone fights, nobody quits.

• 33:45Speaker 04

  That's what I thought. Two rounds, two minutes. Those two minutes feel a lot longer. Is it that crazy?

• 33:52Speaker 03

  Is that true Savannah?

• 33:56Speaker 03

  Two minutes. Look at you stud. Whoa. Yeah.

• 34:00Speaker 03

  Don't fucking flex on us.

• 34:02Speaker 04

  Goku.

• 34:07Speaker 03

  You did not just.

• 34:10Speaker 04

  I'm fucking blessed.

• 34:11Speaker 03

  You're like making a sex reference like, I don't know, explain it to me in anime terms. So I'll understand. Do you like a mouthful of hardwood?

• 34:21Speaker 04

  Yes, go on.

• 34:22Speaker 03

  Then boy, do I have a product for you. I'm re-enlisting in the Navy. No, not this time.

• 34:26Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 34:26Speaker 03

  The product is Fume. What's Fume? It's an amazing device for those trying to kick those nasty habits. Wait, you said hardwood. You actually meant hardwood. I'm sorry to disappoint, but yes, I mean literal hardwood. I love hardwood in my mouth. Wait. You know what's gayer than hardwood in your mouth? Dying from cancer.

• 34:44Speaker 04

  Fume has an award-winning design.

• 34:46Speaker 03

  There's no battery, no chemicals, just flavored air.

• 34:48Speaker 04

  Dial that airflow with the clickies.

• 34:51Speaker 03

  Brandon, you ever tried maple pepper? No, I like crisp mint because I'm a coward when it comes to flavors.

• 34:57Speaker 04

  Cody, what's your favorite?

• 34:58Speaker 02

  I don't know about flavor, but John C. Fume told me it was sexy and sleek.

• 35:02Speaker 04

  That is a sexy and sleek piece of wood right there, Cody.

• 35:07Speaker 04

  Put it in your mouth. Suck that flavored air.

• 35:09Speaker 03

  Quit cranking your wood on camera. Start your guilt free journey with a good habit and use code unsub where you can get a free gift with purchase and start your long overdue breakup.

• 35:19The Fat Electrician?

  Just head to tryfum.com unsub and use code unsub to start your good habit today.

• 35:24Speaker 04

  Tires. I was surprised how hard tires goes.

• 35:27The Fat Electrician?

  Tires goes hard.

• 35:29Speaker 04

  Dude, the, the, him buying a weapon and then that episode had me fucking dying.

• 35:36The Fat Electrician?

  You fucking put, oh, ooh.

• 35:39Speaker 04

  Pointing at each other's faces.

• 35:42The Fat Electrician?

  When he's talking about, I can guess the ethnicity of anybody based on the car they drive.

• 35:48The Fat Electrician?

  Looks at the old grumpy mechanic and he's like, any Chrysler 300 and the old guy just turns around and he goes, nevermind. He's really gonna say it.

• 35:58Speaker 03

  Pack of menthols, any car.

• 36:02The Fat Electrician?

  When they do the HR.

• 36:06The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, my arm gets stuck right here. Ooh.

• 36:10The Fat Electrician?

  Jesus Christ.

• 36:13Speaker 04

  We actually have a show for Pepperbox we're working on right now. Do you know about this?

• 36:17The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 36:19Speaker 03

  Okay. So I, I've been working on a show for, for a minute now. Actually Cody was the one who pushed me into it. Uh, we were on a flight. I don't know if we were, uh, going to New York or, or where we were for the UFC fight or something. But you're just like, why don't you do, or like, cause we were, we were bantering back and forth about like, doing a, a show based out of a gun shop and just like the shit that goes on with like a gun store employees and you know, shit like that. And you're like, well, why don't you just fucking do it? And so I started writing notes there. I talked to Eli about it. So hopefully that's something that we can do going forward. But I'm excited for it. I think it's going to be a lot of fucking fun.

• 36:52The Fat Electrician?

  It's funny cause I've, I've been wanting to do basically the same concept as the office, but with my jujitsu academy.

• 36:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:00The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 37:01Speaker 04

  I mean, add that to it. Like, because then it's, oh dude, yes, yes. Cause we'll fly the crew up, have that done.

• 37:10Speaker 04

  The tire or however, this one, the gun store, whatever we end up calling that like episode one is. We just have to write it, but we have the, the three act or the three different stories going in the acts built out and it is.

• 37:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's, I'll tell you about it after it's, we had a lot of fun, even just bantering about it and like writing it out. I think it's going to be fun. It'll be a good test for Pepperbox. I could see, see how it converts, but um, I, I know that we're going to have a fucking blast filming it.

• 37:36Speaker 04

  Good. Bringing in like Darnell, I kicked him, the rough script, and then he had an idea. I kicked a brain. I was like, bro. Bro, this segment, he's like, oh my God, yes. And this, it just builds off of it. And then all of us in the writing room and then being able to.

• 37:52Speaker 03

  I know this is riveting to the audience or like talking around to something.

• 37:56Speaker 04

  I know, but I'm fucking stoked for it. I'm just fucking stoked.

• 37:59Speaker 02

  I mean, I love how they do tires. They'll get the story out of the way, then they just riff with each other and the best riffing stays in.

• 38:04Speaker 03

  On top of that, uh, yeah, cause I, I love, cause you could tell they just knock out the, the story bits and then they just let them fucking just riff with each other. But I, I also took a lot of inspiration from Veep, which I don't know who the fuck didn't like tie me to a chair and force me to watch that show. But it is probably one of the best political comedies I've ever seen. Like it is. It was actually giving me like campaign PTSD. It's really good. Like it's just even the way staffers talk to each other and stuff and like just the kind of scenarios and shit like that. It's absurd, but it's, they did their fucking homework. Like they talked to staffers when they wrote their show.

• 38:41Speaker 04

  That's one we have. I still need to watch. I want to talk about F1 because you watched F1. We haven't, but the fucking fitness thing, uh, we, we are doing that. 100%. I think that builds a community aspect way better than anything.

• 38:57Speaker 04

  Especially when we have cash prizes, we will all be pitching in money for that. And then we'll have like top five. We'll do gifts, fucking shirts, merch, and then money prizes. I think that will really bring everyone together. And then for six, we agreed 60 days.

• 39:15Speaker 02

  Sure. Yeah.

• 39:16Speaker 04

  60 days, we will get jacked as shit or lose a lot of weight. Or motivate in some aspect and then, uh, on Discord and then in the comments, we'll figure out a way to better coordinate. And on the Reddit, show your progress and then keep each other accountable for that time. Boys looking jacked. Boys looking jacked.

• 39:39Speaker 04

  Fucking Nick looking terrifying as shit. Dude, look at his lean.

• 39:44Speaker 02

  Yo, shout out to Clean for doing the pad work with everyone.

• 39:46Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, Mr. Clean, Mr. Blean was there.

• 39:50Speaker 04

  Fuck Nick. What? I wasn't expecting you to move. I was hoping you were very stationary.

• 39:58Speaker 03

  I told you I boxed before.

• 39:59Speaker 04

  None, none of us remember that?

• 40:02Speaker 03

  We couldn't remember, so it's clearly not our fault.

• 40:04Speaker 04

  So you're lying.

• 40:06Speaker 02

  Fucking history teacher.

• 40:09Speaker 04

  Cody, oh yeah, they're fucking Cody's throwing some fucking, dude, by the way, watching you two spar is two giant, what'd I say, Doritos?

• 40:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:17Speaker 04

  It's just two Doritos.

• 40:19Speaker 03

  It's just 200 pounds of back.

• 40:22Speaker 04

  Dude, look at that. Cody's back right there. I'm like, fucking Jesus.

• 40:28Speaker 04

  Oh, I love it.

• 40:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, how dare you, Sav.

• 40:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're gonna do, uh, the fitness challenge shit and then we'll involve everyone. We'll get more notes on the Reddit and we'll post it. Whoever loses the most weight gets to fight Eli.

• 40:47Speaker 04

  Why am I fighting?

• 40:48Speaker 03

  Hi, beautiful. You wanna say hello?

• 40:50Speaker 04

  Oh, my God, Ethan grew a beard.

• 40:52The Fat Electrician?

  I know.

• 40:52Speaker 03

  You're looking, you're looking good with that beard.

• 40:54Speaker 04

  You look out of the, you look unemployed.

• 40:56The Fat Electrician?

  I know, it's great.

• 40:59The Fat Electrician?

  Great to see you guys.

• 41:01Speaker 04

  What's up?

• 41:02The Fat Electrician?

  How you doing, guys?

• 41:03Speaker 04

  Great to see you.

• 41:04The Fat Electrician?

  Hello, what's up, family?

• 41:06Speaker 04

  Your room's upstairs to the left and it's very clean. It's the one without all my shit in it. Yeah.

• 41:15Speaker 04

  Shit's thrown in the hallway?

• 41:18Speaker 03

  Fuck you.

• 41:19Speaker 04

  Some shit I would.

• 41:22Speaker 02

  This is my room now.

• 41:23Speaker 03

  A bunch of clothes, a couple of like fucking camo backpacks and one rubber duck on the bed.

• 41:28Speaker 04

  Did Ethan spray on my bag?

• 41:33The Fat Electrician?

  Marking it as a cat now. Speaking of shit I would do, I made my, I made my niece's birthday awkward for everybody. Go on. There's like, we're at my, my sister's house and in her driveway, she's got like tents up. And then like in the fenced in yard, there's like an inflatable playhouse for the kids. And it's a bunch of kids there. It's whatever. I got the youngest kid and he's two. So like, I'll go in there and watch and make sure like my two year old's not getting like trampled or whatever. It's fine. And so I'm in there, I'm like watching the kids and there's this other kid. He's like, I don't know, seven. He's the biggest kid in there. And he's like shoving all the other kids down and like not letting him climb up this little ladder to go down the slide. And he just like, he shoves one kid. I'm like.

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• 42:43The Fat Electrician?

  Hey, stop.

• 42:47The Fat Electrician?

  And all the kids just stop and look at me. All the parents stop and look at me. It gets all quiet. And like the kid I'm talking to is like looking around like, who's he talking to? I'm like you in the orange shirt. Standing right there. Yes. Stop shoving the other kids. And like all the parents get awkward. And it's like, and then, you know, his parents come in and they start watching and whatever. It's like, fuck it. I watch your kids. I have zero reservations about yelling at other people's kids in public. Yeah, or hitting them. I, I don't hit them. Yeah, that's not what I heard. I mean. Dude, I've, I, we had fucking shitbag kid. I won't say his name.

• 43:24Speaker 04

  I'm, I don't know if I've ever talked about that kid on this, but parents knew who I was talking about, like friends, they're like, oh, that kid, they say it and then it's like, how the fuck do you know? Cause he is just a shitbag across the board. Yep. Sav knows. Hang out with other kiddo and I don't think, this was a couple of years ago and we had a security cam in kiddo's room. And watching him just snatch. So they're, wait, let's back up. They're at your house? Yeah, they're at my house. They're both playing. They, oh god damn it. Who's both? Okay. What like, what, what's going on?

• 44:02Speaker 04

  I forgot about that. So kiddo got dropped off at our house without asking. The parents were like, oh, our son said that you lived here and we just had to find this house. And we're like, well, uh, okay.

• 44:14The Fat Electrician?

  Our, our kids planned a play date and we didn't run it by you.

• 44:17Speaker 04

  Yes, literally what happened. So the parents pulled up the mom, dropped off the kiddo. It's like, hey, yeah. So, uh, you're good to watch him, right? We're like, what the fuck's going on? It's okay. Bye. And drove off. Just roll, just drop. Child. Yes.

• 44:30The Fat Electrician?

  Okay.

• 44:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, literally. Rolled off a gunshot victim at the ER and sped away. Yup. And we're like, uh, what the fuck's going on? Okay. It was like, uh, okay, whatever's going on. They're playing and I, we both hear stuff. I'm like, what the fuck's going on? I checked the security cam and I watch tablet get pulled from town. I'm like, yo, what the fuck? Hey, we don't, hey, let's not do that. Let's be good. Okay. They hand it back. Boom. We leave. We just turn on the security camera. I'm like, I'm gonna guess it's gonna happen again really quickly. And sure shit, instantly. Playing on the tablet and snatches it out of his hand. I walk in, I was like, hey, what are you doing?

• 45:14Speaker 04

  We just had this talk. Do not do that again. You understand me?

• 45:22Speaker 04

  Kid behave the rest of the fucking

• 45:24Speaker 03

  It's amazing. It's the you get a crumb of discipline.

• 45:27Speaker 04

  Yeah. And the parents did not understand. It was like, hey, explain like, yeah, got on your kiddo. What the hell are you doing? And then we watched the interaction. No parenting whatsoever.

• 45:39Speaker 03

  Like, I've at all. I'm not a parent. So I really like, I don't have a whole lot of ground in this, but I'm the only one here who's not a parent. I think, but uh, I think the I I've also I've been a kid though. And like I've grown up around.

• 45:54Speaker 04

  Very good political answer. Yes, go ahead.

• 45:56Speaker 03

  Don't fucking scare me.

• 46:00Speaker 03

  But like, I've been a kid and I remember growing up with the other kids who like their parents were like, oh, I just wanted like, I just want to be friends with my kid and they were always shitbags.

• 46:08Speaker 04

  Yes. Oh, these parents are the definition of that because they did not want to discipline. What bed? What were the? Look, I read a book by a woman with no kids and a doctorate degree that said I shouldn't discipline my children. Okay. She would know. She's she was a fucking the mom was a psychologist.

• 46:26Speaker 03

  And dad is a stepdad.

• 46:28Speaker 04

  And not trying to fucking step on rock the boat. So neither want to do anything. And the kids are like, oh, what am I doing? I don't want to leave throwing a fit about leaving. I was like, yeah, he has to fucking go. And nope, never welcome back here. Period. Ever again. Never hung out. We pulled aside is like, so that's not your friend anymore. Ever in a million years. Never hang out with that kid again. Get it? He's like, okay, yeah, he's weird. Yeah, he is.

• 47:02Speaker 03

  He'd tell the dad like, look, you drop your kid off here again. I'm dropping him off at the pound.

• 47:08Speaker 03

  He remains aside. He's gonna be real happy.

• 47:11Speaker 04

  But all the other parents knew like a fucking Maggie and Brandon, Maggie and Brandon, we didn't say a name. We're like, yeah, the shitbag kid. And they're like, oh, we'll bleep that name out. I was like, wait, what the fuck? She doesn't work at that school.

• 47:26Speaker 03

  She knows about him.

• 47:27Speaker 04

  Yes. I've never seen that before in my entire fucking life.

• 47:33Speaker 03

  Going back to what Brandon was saying, what's in 14 years? Some kid shows up at my door and all he knows is the internet and he's like, you're my dad, Brandon, right?

• 47:42Speaker 03

  Like, hold on, I gotta make a phone call. This is hilarious.

• 47:47Speaker 03

  Oh, your door?

• 47:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, it shuts up in my door. Brandon. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I gotta FaceTime someone real quick.

• 47:54Speaker 03

  No, Cody.

• 47:55Speaker 02

  Brandon will never fucking believe this, bro.

• 47:57Speaker 03

  Cody, I have never asked you for a single thing. You're gonna have to take this DNA test for me, please.

• 48:03Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 48:06Speaker 03

  That's a joke. That's a joke.

• 48:09Speaker 04

  It's a joke. Geneva Convention. See, I'm not your dad.

• 48:15Speaker 04

  Who's Brandon?

• 48:19The Fat Electrician?

  Have you seen that? Did you even do it? Have you seen the, uh, the Daniel Cormier interview? Where he's talking about somebody bullying his kid at a park? No. It's like, it's Daniel fucking Cormier, like, I think he's only ever lost a fight to John Jones and they usually go the distance. Heavyweight champ, light heavyweight champ, Olympic wrestler. And he's like, I was at the park with my kid and some other kid that was bigger kept shoving my kid down. And I told him to stop twice and the parents were like, hey buddy, stop. And then he did it a third time. So I told his dad, whatever your kid does to my kid next, I'm gonna do to you. And then they fucking left. It's like, that's hilarious.

• 49:00Speaker 02

  Is Cormier, my balls is hot? Is that him?

• 49:02The Fat Electrician?

  No, that was Derek Lewis.

• 49:04Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 49:06Speaker 04

  Daniel Cormier, he announces for the UFC All-Star Times, also terrifying giant black man.

• 49:12Speaker 02

  That's where I got the two confused.

• 49:17The Fat Electrician?

  Wrong, wrong, large black man that takes a shit out of people.

• 49:21Speaker 04

  Both heavyweights.

• 49:24The Fat Electrician?

  Very, very big guys.

• 49:26Speaker 02

  Cody, which one looks better?

• 49:28Speaker 03

  Ridge! What did you say?

• 49:30Speaker 02

  Ridge!

• 49:31Speaker 03

  So you're a big fan of Ridge, huh?

• 49:32Speaker 02

  Ridge!

• 49:33Speaker 03

  Would that make you a Ridger?

• 49:34Speaker 02

  Ridge.

• 49:35Speaker 04

  All Ridge wallets have an RFID. What's that? Cody, explain it.

• 49:39Speaker 02

  Ridge!

• 49:40Speaker 03

  It's a physical security element to stop people from being able to scan cards from inside your wallet. And they have over a hundred thousand five-star reviews.

• 49:47Speaker 04

  Did you know Ridge Wallet makes a donut, one, Cody?

• 49:50Speaker 02

  Ridge?

• 49:50Speaker 04

  The Ridge key case can hold two to six keys. It keeps it nice and organized in carbon fiber.

• 49:55Speaker 02

  Ridge!

• 49:57Speaker 04

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• 50:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think we can. I wanna try it. Eli, ridger is our word. Ridja to you.

• 50:28Speaker 04

  Okay, dude, uh, we were talking in the car about, um...

• 50:32Speaker 03

  I'm glad you brought that up, cuz I was going there too.

• 50:34Speaker 04

  We had the Pat story and then the Chuck stories we were talking about we'd never heard.

• 50:38The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah.

• 50:38Speaker 04

  But Pat Milletich.

• 50:40Speaker 03

  Dude, I don't think the Chuck stories can make the podcast.

• 50:43The Fat Electrician?

  They're in his book.

• 50:44Speaker 03

  That's fair.

• 50:45Speaker 04

  Hey, see, we're good, we're good. The Pat story, I...

• 50:48The Fat Electrician?

  This is, this is fuzzy. I read their books in high school, this is fucking forever ago. But the, the rough gist of the story was, like, if you don't know, Pat Milletich opened what's considered basically like the first MMA,

• 51:02The Fat Electrician?

  camp fighting place in the United States at a Davenport, Iowa. He was the coach for like Matt Hughes, Tim Sylvia, former heavyweight champion, and like all those guys in the early days of UFC. I think he originally trained Ken Shamrock too, I'm not sure. Trained a bunch of like the OG UFC guys, but he was like older by then, pioneer MMA. And he has this story about, I think it was Tim Sylvia winning a fight, and they go out to these clubs in like the Davenport area, the fight was like probably in Chicago or something. And they go out and they're out at the club and some dude gets into it with Pat Miletich, who's like older guy, he's retired from MMA at this point.

• 51:40Speaker 04

  The monster, by the way.

• 51:41The Fat Electrician?

  Still horrifying human being to 99.9% of people walking around, like absolutely terrifying. And they go outside, cuz this dude has an issue with Pat Miletich, and the dude tells Pat Miletich, "Do you know who I am?" And Pat's like, "No." And he's like, "I'm Pat Miletich." And Pat Miletich is like, "Huh," and hands him his driver's license. Apparently the dude looks at it, frisbees that shit one way and runs the other way.

• 52:17Speaker 04

  We gotta get him on the podcast. He's fucking hilarious.

• 52:19Speaker 03

  I also love that you remember this story from fucking a book you read in high school. Like, the only book I remember reading from high school was Catcher in the Rye, and by that time I was already too late to kill John Lennon.

• 52:32Speaker 04

  That's what I do. I read and I remember things. It's my whole job. Truthism.

• 52:36Speaker 03

  I drink and I know the things.

• 52:37Speaker 04

  Also, really good story.

• 52:39Speaker 03

  It's fucking hilarious.

• 52:41Speaker 04

  We were talking about that, and then that went into, I forget what got us on our UFC fighter tangent at that point. Oh, yeah, the three of us.

• 52:48The Fat Electrician?

  We're having Don Fry on.

• 52:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're having Don Fry on. Fuck.

• 52:51Speaker 03

  We're so excited for that.

• 52:52Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 52:53The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 52:54Speaker 04

  Okay, shout out to Don. I know.

• 52:57The Fat Electrician?

  Apparently, he watches the podcast and likes it, from what I was told.

• 53:01Speaker 04

  Hey, Don. He started watching. Hi, Don. Text about it. Like, yeah, Don likes your guys' stuff. He started watching after I was talking with his team and setting everything up, and they're like, yeah, he's excited to be on. We're like.

• 53:12Speaker 03

  Don's like old school base, too.

• 53:14Speaker 04

  Dude, this is a dude.

• 53:15Speaker 03

  That's, that's, no, no, no, don't ask him. He'll say it.

• 53:17Speaker 04

  Yeah. Don, pack a Mithals in the car. It's like one of my favorite interviews of another fighter just going to spar old Don was like, yeah, I knew the dude was hard as shit. When I was stretching, getting ready, I look over and then Don just pops two Percocets and gets in the ring. Jesus Christ. That's a fucking hard dude. Fuck off. So, he's gonna come on the podcast, and then we were talking about Boss Rutten. We were showing his, wait, we were.

• 53:53The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, his old school MMA fights, yeah, where he's like, it was bare knuckle, so he would just go out there and open palm strike people, and he's like getting knockouts by open palm striking dudes in the liver and shit. Horrifying.

• 54:06Speaker 04

  Dude, like, he ruptured somebody's liver. They have that on camera, and then, uh, if you want to see a dude just instantly quit a fight and then get wheeled off on a stretcher is when Boss Rutten kicked it. They, he caused lacerations from the kick to the liver.

• 54:22Speaker 03

  Cause like that, that shit can kill you, right? Like, there's, there's a lot of blood in your liver.

• 54:27Speaker 04

  Your liver does a lot of important things, and it also is one of the few things in your body, I think, that actually has, like, nerve endings where it's like, hey, you're in danger. You're going to die. That's why your body just shuts down.

• 54:38The Fat Electrician?

  It's also like.

• 54:39Speaker 04

  Punched.

• 54:40The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, this is where we collect all the toxins that aren't supposed to be in your bloodstream. It just burst.

• 54:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:47The Fat Electrician?

  Have fun.

• 54:49Speaker 04

  If you watch a good liver punch or kick, they like, they don't move anymore. Like there's no like, I'm gonna fight. Ah, I'm gonna fight through this. The person usually hops on their knees. The, the kick that happens to the guy's liver. He just shuts down and curls into a ball and starts crying. And then they will him off of the, the ring.

• 55:10Speaker 03

  I think you got me last week and it was even like, we're, you, you go pretty light. And I like, I had to take like a fiver. I was like, one second.

• 55:17Speaker 04

  Sorry. You, Brandon made it.

• 55:20Speaker 03

  I was like five, just give me like five, 10 seconds. One sec.

• 55:23Speaker 04

  Forgot about that.

• 55:24The Fat Electrician?

  Doesn't feel good. No, ever. It just hurts like a motherfucker. What, uh, Chuck stories can we?

• 55:32Speaker 03

  I just want to have Chuck on. I, I think that would be fucking hilarious. Cause I mean, he's coming to your bachelor party.

• 55:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:38Speaker 03

  Fucking great.

• 55:38The Fat Electrician?

  My god.

• 55:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's gonna be there with us.

• 55:40Speaker 04

  I did not know that.

• 55:41Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 55:42Speaker 03

  I just wanna, I, I actually can't say anything I was about to say, because if I say it on the podcast, it becomes premeditated. So I'm just not gonna.

• 55:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, I hit him up and we started to sign the dates for the, the bachelor party. And I was like, ah, Chuck's not gonna say, yeah, you know, he's busy. He's doing all this stuff. He's making shows and hit him up. I was like, hey, my bachelor party's gonna be this week. He said, I'll write it off on my calendar. It's like, yes, this is awesome.

• 56:07Speaker 03

  He confirmed that again in Vegas. He was like, just let me know the dates.

• 56:10Speaker 02

  Yeah. So it's gonna be us and Chuck.

• 56:12Speaker 04

  Don't let him plan it.

• 56:14Speaker 02

  No.

• 56:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, if you let him plan it, it's gonna be a wildly different thing than what you want.

• 56:24Speaker 04

  No.

• 56:24Speaker 03

  That's going in somebody's book.

• 56:27The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, no.

• 56:28Speaker 04

  That's the hangover.

• 56:30Speaker 03

  Yeah. Oh, God.

• 56:32The Fat Electrician?

  Instead of Mike Tyson, we got Chuck Liddell.

• 56:34Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm just thinking like the gang wakes up. Oh God, in the Airbnb, where's Chuck?

• 56:41The Fat Electrician?

  That's the whole movie. Brandon got deported last night. We gotta go to Tijuana and rescue him.

• 56:49Speaker 03

  I was born here. How'd this happen? I have a face tattoo.

• 56:54The Fat Electrician?

  Nick, what are you doing? I'm building a hot air balloon. I read about it. This is how they got into Soviet, the eastern block of Germany.

• 57:02The Fat Electrician?

  Smuggle Brandon back in.

• 57:05Speaker 03

  It's gonna be like that Red Dead 2 where they rescue the guy from the prison camp in a hot air balloon.

• 57:11The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, no.

• 57:14Speaker 03

  God, that's been one of the funny things is like people on the internet are like, your last name's Herrera. You knew they were gonna deport you too. And I like before, I'm like, I'm like, that's, that's retarded, whatever. Now I just kinda go with it. I'm like, hey, that's what needs to happen. I understand.

• 57:27The Fat Electrician?

  God's pain. God's pain.

• 57:30Speaker 04

  Oh, uh, fuck. We have our live show dates locked in and then we have what locations we're doing. We hit your neck of the woods finally.

• 57:39The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, we're going to Iowa.

• 57:41Speaker 04

  Ha, ugh, ugh, and Chicago.

• 57:44The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I didn't, I didn't agree to that one, but okay.

• 57:47Speaker 03

  I would rather do Iowa.

• 57:50Speaker 04

  Thankfully, they're back to back. None of the.

• 57:52Speaker 03

  Great.

• 57:55The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, two things you didn't want to do? Don't worry, we're doing them back to back.

• 58:00Speaker 03

  It's like prison all over again.

• 58:05Speaker 04

  The live shows for anyone does, it is absolutely draining. We are so excited to do it, but dear God, that is the one, like, we leave those dead. Those are fucking exhausting.

• 58:17Speaker 03

  It's like, it's like hiking, right? It's like, it's, don't get me wrong. We like doing it in theory and it's, you feel a sense of accomplishment when it's done. And like, you have, you have a lot of good memories from it.

• 58:27The Fat Electrician?

  I'm tired.

• 58:28Speaker 03

  But you're really tired when it's over with.

• 58:31Speaker 04

  We're not doing that for us. That is a hundred percent for all of you. We are very tired. Rich, Jack, I think man.

• 58:39The Fat Electrician?

  Rich is a psychopath. He doesn't count.

• 58:42Speaker 04

  Even Jack was like, Jack talked about, he's like, yeah, the San Diego show when I showed up, or San Diego, right?

• 58:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:48Speaker 04

  Yeah. Jack was like, yeah, when I seen Rich exhausted, that's when he knew he's like, oh, that must suck doing that tour because we had flew from the east coast that morning. To the west coast for.

• 59:01The Fat Electrician?

  What, Virginia to San Diego?

• 59:03Speaker 04

  Yep, and then performed. Well, you got your socks wet.

• 59:07The Fat Electrician?

  I know.

• 59:07Speaker 04

  And then.

• 59:08The Fat Electrician?

  Still mad about it. That's the day I found out you can in fact DoorDash shoes.

• 59:15Speaker 04

  What?

• 59:15The Fat Electrician?

  Didn't know that, did you?

• 59:16Speaker 04

  No.

• 59:17The Fat Electrician?

  How do you think I got new shoes?

• 59:19Speaker 03

  I DoorDash Ray-Bans in San Francisco when I was there.

• 59:21The Fat Electrician?

  Did you really?

• 59:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was there for the Young Americans for Liberty thing and I like I got super frustrated because their airport's under construction. So I just hopped the fucking concrete barrier. Like at one point and I scratched the shit out of my Ray-Bans. So I don't, I DoorDash another pair. I felt like an asshole.

• 59:39Speaker 04

  Yeah. Peak capitalism moment.

• 59:43Speaker 03

  Late stage capitalism.

• 59:46Speaker 04

  Summon a stranger to deliver you designer sunglasses.

• 59:58Speaker 03

  Well, to be, to be fair to me, I didn't really want to go into downtown San Francisco to buy another pair.

• 1:00:03Speaker 04

  Pezz, where are my glasses?

• 1:00:08Speaker 03

  I can't reference any of the memes I want to right now.

• 1:00:11Speaker 04

  Oh shit.

• 1:00:13Speaker 03

  Shit.

• 1:00:16Speaker 03

  Live shows will be fun though. Like I, just to give a, the frame of reference for like what we're talking about, where like, we enjoy them, but like it's also, you're tired as fuck afterward. You're drained. When we were in Boston, we wanted to go to the, um, what is it? The Green Dragon Pub or Green Dragon, uh, Dragon Tavern?

• 1:00:31The Fat Electrician?

  Dragon Tavern.

• 1:00:32Speaker 03

  Which is basically.

• 1:00:33The Fat Electrician?

  First bar in America, essentially.

• 1:00:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like the founding fathers were there and shit like that, basically planning the revolution. And, uh, it was just only a couple of miles away, a couple of blocks away. And, uh, we were all just way too wiped afterward. We were like, oh, we're gonna go get like a drink there just to say we did, because it's super cool. Then like after the show, we all took a vote, like.

• 1:00:52The Fat Electrician?

  I need to go home.

• 1:00:54Speaker 04

  I forgot about, we were all drained. It was always, here's what we're going to do after the live show. That never happens. We just head straight back. Where did we watch the fight? That's the perfect example.

• 1:01:07The Fat Electrician?

  In, in the hotel lobby on the computer.

• 1:01:10Speaker 03

  The home to in suites or whatever.

• 1:01:13Speaker 04

  Refreshing every.

• 1:01:15The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:16Speaker 04

  Cause the fights were loading, right? Well, fuck. Okay.

• 1:01:18Speaker 03

  On the free, the free computer they had downstairs. Yeah, we had to keep like, move the mouse every three minutes.

• 1:01:25The Fat Electrician?

  That, the, the one fans that showed up. That one dude had the most awkward. It's just us sitting in a hotel lobby on a computer that's 10 years old. And we have to refresh the tab every like five minutes. Otherwise it resets. And he's like, are you?

• 1:01:41The Fat Electrician?

  Are you, you're Donut operator? And he's like, yeah. And you're Brandon. What is happening right now? Oh, we're in town doing a live show. Oh.

• 1:01:49Speaker 03

  We're watching a fight. You want some pizza?

• 1:01:50The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:51Speaker 04

  He just sat down and ate pizza and watched a fight with us. It was so random.

• 1:01:56Speaker 03

  You're on Papa Jones. It's kind of that moment. He's like, not to be weird. You're real, right?

• 1:02:07Speaker 04

  These guys must be struggling.

• 1:02:11The Fat Electrician?

  From an outside perspective.

• 1:02:14Speaker 03

  AdSense is not doing well.

• 1:02:19Speaker 04

  I'm just getting by right now. And then we flew to the next place and fucking rinse, repeat. Uh, we have, was it? August 15th, general sales, August 13th, uh, artist pre-sales. So that's when the tickets actually go live. But we're doing an announcement now. So look out for those tickets for, uh, pre-sales and actual sales. We're actually stoked for those.

• 1:02:42Speaker 03

  So by the time this gets out, that's what, three weeks?

• 1:02:45Speaker 04

  Yeah. And these are ma- like, the venues are getting a lot bigger really fast.

• 1:02:50Speaker 03

  It's kind of scary.

• 1:02:53Speaker 04

  That biggest venue last time was 1,200 seats and now we're at 2,000 seat venues at like the Hard Rock in Orlando.

• 1:03:00Speaker 03

  I'm super excited for that one. Like, there's a lot of these shows I think that are actually gonna be a lot of fun.

• 1:03:05The Fat Electrician?

  Dude.

• 1:03:06Speaker 04

  Dude.

• 1:03:07The Fat Electrician?

  Are we doing the same one in Boston?

• 1:03:09Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:03:09The Fat Electrician?

  Same, same venue, bigger venue?

• 1:03:11Speaker 04

  Yo.

• 1:03:11The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, boy.

• 1:03:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, that.

• 1:03:14The Fat Electrician?

  That's what's crazy. Remember the three stories, Cody?

• 1:03:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:16The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that's a small venue this time.

• 1:03:19Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:03:21Speaker 04

  Cody likes that.

• 1:03:22Speaker 02

  No, that was, that was a wild one because I didn't know there was another story of people looking at another thousand people up there.

• 1:03:29Speaker 03

  Didn't you find that out like in the show?

• 1:03:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, we sat down.

• 1:03:31Speaker 03

  Look higher.

• 1:03:32Speaker 02

  Ah, fuck.

• 1:03:33Speaker 04

  There's a third balcony.

• 1:03:35Speaker 03

  I could like, it was like, uh, what is that sniper elite where I could just look in like 3D through your chest and suddenly

• 1:03:45Speaker 02

  I do great with crowds.

• 1:03:47Speaker 04

  None of us are big crowd people. It's like introverts, I'm like, oh. But the fact that that was our huge one, and that's our tiny one this year, the 1200s are a small one. And then the rest are 15 to 2000 venues. And then you look at the photos of them, they look so fucking dope, but also Jesus Christ. That is the most terrifying thing we will look at. I'm like, okay.

• 1:04:10Speaker 03

  That being said, we have been looking at ways to try to figure out how to make this tour the best one yet and make it just a good experience for you guys while also not wanting to.

• 1:04:17Speaker 04

  We decided we're gonna get in really good shape and then get shitfaced on all the shows.

• 1:04:23Speaker 03

  Oh God, way less. So when, what? The amount that we drink hits us harder.

• 1:04:27Speaker 04

  Days reducing our alcohol tolerance and then we're gonna go.

• 1:04:32Speaker 03

  Think about it like that. I don't like that.

• 1:04:35Speaker 02

  Cause we started, yeah. 30 minute mark.

• 1:04:38Speaker 03

  So we started yesterday, right?

• 1:04:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:04:42Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:04:44Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:04:47Speaker 03

  Me and Eli started fucking two months ago. I don't want to hear shit.

• 1:04:50Speaker 04

  Hey, I mean.

• 1:04:51Speaker 03

  We're about a month and a half.

• 1:04:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, we're all doing really good. We've been working out. You're down 14 pounds?

• 1:04:57Speaker 03

  At time of recording, yeah, I'm down 14, which is.

• 1:04:59Speaker 04

  14 fucking pounds?

• 1:05:00Speaker 03

  I got fat there for a minute. I didn't like that.

• 1:05:02Speaker 04

  Ew.

• 1:05:03Speaker 03

  Thank you to the unsub audience for calling me out. Totally didn't hurt my feelings and forced me to become a better person.

• 1:05:08Speaker 04

  Wait, what?

• 1:05:09Speaker 03

  Oh, there was a couple, there was a couple of people in my, in my comments or whatever, and it sucks. This fucking sucks, right? When people.

• 1:05:16Speaker 04

  Fastest change somebody will do as a dude, you read a comment, it's like, homeboy's fat.

• 1:05:21Speaker 02

  Bullying works.

• 1:05:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, it, it sucks when like people, we're used to getting shit talked, right? You, we're on the internet for a living. You, you fucking get thick skin to it. It sucks when you know it in your heart and you don't like it about yourself and then a stranger says it and just.

• 1:05:37Speaker 04

  Feel my arteries clogged.

• 1:05:38Speaker 03

  I'm like. You're not wrong and I fucking hate it.

• 1:05:42The Fat Electrician?

  I like when old, old videos of Brandon pop up from years ago. You were both significantly skinnier, but you were also significantly more pale.

• 1:05:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:51The Fat Electrician?

  So my running theory is that the tanner you get, the fatter you get.

• 1:05:56Speaker 03

  So like a lot of people were like, wow, my God, you aged so much. I'm like, yeah, it's because when I started, I was a child. It's all getting older.

• 1:06:04The Fat Electrician?

  Brandon hits 250, he unlocks new slurs.

• 1:06:13Speaker 03

  I know what I have to do. I just don't know if I have the strength to do it.

• 1:06:20Speaker 04

  Dude, I, I just like, uh, pre TRT Cody. That's my favorite.

• 1:06:24Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:06:25Speaker 04

  This is such a difference, bro.

• 1:06:27The Fat Electrician?

  You guys live here with him. I got to see Cody over the course of like two trips go from like.

• 1:06:34Speaker 03

  It was the donut operator twink death.

• 1:06:38The Fat Electrician?

  Someone said that in the comments. Really? Yeah. No, Cody's lats absorbed his man bun. Now he's jacked his shit.

• 1:06:51Speaker 03

  This is the shit talking I love on gang episodes.

• 1:06:54The Fat Electrician?

  Someone did say on Twitter, what a brutal twink death that was.

• 1:07:02The Fat Electrician?

  Like, I don't know how to feel about that.

• 1:07:05Speaker 04

  It is fucking night and day though, when you do a comparison.

• 1:07:08The Fat Electrician?

  Damn, I'm less attracted to the furries.

• 1:07:17Speaker 03

  What an odd thing to say.

• 1:07:20The Fat Electrician?

  You Metal Gear Solid's out.

• 1:07:23Speaker 03

  We, can editor, can you please put the exclamation mark above all of our heads on that line?

• 1:07:28Speaker 04

  What was that?

• 1:07:32Speaker 03

  No, but like I look back at old, old videos. They're like, oh, you're so much skinnier than I'm like, for one, I was like, yeah, 22. For the other thing is like, I was way more stressed out and I wasn't eating or sleeping. So like, I've got visible bags under my eyes and I'm like half living out of my shop. Cause I'm trying to make it on YouTube. Like, yeah, no, I wasn't, I wasn't hap- I, I wasn't doing well back then.

• 1:07:53Speaker 04

  We're not all Nick.

• 1:07:55Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:07:56Speaker 04

  Nothing. Oh, let me try long form. Two million views. Wow. What do you want me to do?

• 1:08:01Speaker 04

  That struggle is hard.

• 1:08:03Speaker 03

  I want you to keep succeeding because we're proud of our boy.

• 1:08:05Speaker 04

  Oh, good. Yes, we are. Good. And now we're just gonna use your face to get views for our own.

• 1:08:12Speaker 03

  So this Darwin Awards.

• 1:08:14Speaker 04

  I know this is gonna be Nick with Nick and Nick in the background shooting himself.

• 1:08:19Speaker 03

  Alright, so this pissed me off. I, I was, I was making a joke about how like, oh, I need to like, just as a joke, have, uh, Nick on a thumbnail. Cause like, we're joking that your face does well on thumbnails. I'm just gonna do Nick on a thumbnail in a video he's not in. Just to like, have mathematical evidence, like just, let's, let's see what happens. And I made this joke like two days after I released my Stoner 63 video. Which you are in. I literally could have done it there and actually not been clickbait. Like, god damn it.

• 1:08:54Speaker 04

  Shouldn't have done it.

• 1:08:55Speaker 03

  I might go back and change it.

• 1:08:57Speaker 04

  Do it.

• 1:08:58Speaker 03

  You're in that video for like three minutes. I'm like,

• 1:08:59Speaker 04

  It's fine. It's not clickbait.

• 1:09:03Speaker 03

  No, I know. That's what I'm saying. It was perfect. I just completely, yeah, it slipped my mind.

• 1:09:07Speaker 04

  He was there.

• 1:09:10Speaker 04

  Use the fuck out of his face on this Darwin stuff.

• 1:09:13Speaker 03

  That sounds horrible.

• 1:09:18Speaker 04

  Curious how this is gonna go. You got like some World War II ones for me?

• 1:09:23Speaker 03

  It's World War II Darwin Awards. Yeah, it's called Pearl Harbor.

• 1:09:25Speaker 04

  Wait, what, what actually, do you have them pre-selected yet?

• 1:09:28Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah. I've, I've got the whole thing curated.

• 1:09:30Speaker 04

  Which are the good ones? Or do we talk about it? Cause he has to react to it.

• 1:09:34Speaker 03

  Let me see. Yeah, well, he's gotta react to them.

• 1:09:36Speaker 04

  I gotta pee. Talk about it real quick. Okay.

• 1:09:38Speaker 03

  Oh, god, let me see what I've.

• 1:09:40Speaker 04

  It's like the joke from earlier.

• 1:09:41Speaker 03

  Oh, I got the cop one.

• 1:09:44Speaker 03

  The cop one where the dude tases his own hand.

• 1:09:46Speaker 04

  Oh, that's gonna be beautiful.

• 1:09:49Speaker 03

  And I think the prongs are in too.

• 1:09:51Speaker 04

  Yeah. He does a what?

• 1:09:53Speaker 03

  The cop tases his own fucking hand.

• 1:09:55Speaker 04

  How the?

• 1:09:56Speaker 03

  They got a suspect on the ground.

• 1:10:06Speaker 03

  But on a real note, there's, there's some stuff that I cannot put in the, uh, the episode because of YouTube guidelines. What's funny is I've shown like, obviously like you have to blur it and shit, uh, a moment of impact or a moment of death, whatever. Uh, where people are getting shot or like getting a limb blown off or something. You have to blur that obviously for, you know, censorship reasons. Um, but anything revolving around a firework. YouTube is super strict on that. I can't show any fireworks accidents at all without it getting age restricted. They're way more strict about that. Like I had a Darwin awards that ended with somebody I think dying. And that wasn't what got it. It was the firework. So like all of, uh, we have to put that in the pepper box cut because we do it uncensored on pepper box, which, uh, you know, viewer discretion advised. It's kind of gnarly sometimes.

• 1:10:50Speaker 04

  Shout out to Pepper Box.

• 1:10:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, on Pepper Box, we, we have to save all, cause like there's stuff that I think is great for the episode that involves fireworks that we can't use.

• 1:10:58Speaker 04

  No shit. I'm still, sorry. My mind is still stuck on human conditioning to, for whatever reason, do this. How many videos have done that? Laser. I know you've seen the laser. Is my laser working? Pull trigger?

• 1:11:11Speaker 03

  So I.

• 1:11:12Speaker 04

  Yeah. The dude in the indoor shooting range?

• 1:11:16Speaker 03

  I, I did that.

• 1:11:18Speaker 04

  Wait, what?

• 1:11:19Speaker 03

  I got called out for it on YouTube and I'm like, I'm, I'm doing that in this episode of Darwin awards as well. I, I, not the laser and pull trigger, obviously like, obviously trigger discipline, full trigger discipline, everything, but.

• 1:11:31Speaker 04

  So.

• 1:11:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, I just got a fucking hole in my hand. Uh, I did it with a, a deagle. On, I, on the, uh, the Cybertruck episode and I, I am like full on, you know what? You work with firearms and off, you can get complacent. That's not a good thing and that's not an excuse. I'll give myself shit when it happens. Cause that, don't do it. But yeah, I, I flat out, I flagged myself with a loaded deagle, like for a split second, uh, showing the, the flashlight.

• 1:11:57Speaker 04

  Oh, no shit.

• 1:11:59Speaker 03

  After I loaded it and people were like, that better have been edited around and blah, blah, blah, like and not loaded. And I'm like, you know what? I'll take my licks. It was. You know, trigger discipline, everything like it was, but it wasn't safe in that.

• 1:12:10Speaker 04

  Dude, complacency is wild because it is.

• 1:12:13Speaker 03

  Happens to all of us.

• 1:12:14Speaker 04

  Dude, yeah. Complacency kills. That is overseas. It's what? We walked around on night patrols with cigarettes in our mouth. You know why? Because we just stopped giving a fuck. We were like, man, sniper, I'm not gonna feel it. I'm good.

• 1:12:29The Fat Electrician?

  You just, you just, you get one of those big Cruella of the.

• 1:12:38Speaker 03

  Galaxy brain.

• 1:12:44Speaker 04

  So good.

• 1:12:46Speaker 03

  That's what I would do.

• 1:12:47Speaker 04

  Fuck. Damn it.

• 1:12:51Speaker 00

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• 1:13:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, but flat out, like, full on flag my hand.

• 1:13:28Speaker 04

  What'd you, how'd you, what was your reaction in the video?

• 1:13:30Speaker 03

  Well, because I, I, at first, because a lot of people call out dumb shit that like is actually not unsafe. And like, they think, oh, I'm gonna be fucking safety, you know?

• 1:13:39Speaker 04

  Dude, trigger, I hate, I do, I just real quick. You cannot do, and we are conditioned now not to, even doing like cool guy action poses with our firearms. We'll never put our finger in the trigger. Well, just because.

• 1:13:54Speaker 03

  I have trigger safety on a DeWalt drill.

• 1:13:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, like, yes, yes. And now it's like, uh, internet, because you'll just get shit on if you actually, it's like, oh, I'm doing a pose. Fucking take your finger off the, the trigger.

• 1:14:10Speaker 03

  I want that Mikhail Kalashnikov trigger confidence.

• 1:14:14Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 1:14:15Speaker 03

  But, but no, I like, I'm naturally like, I see people like make comments and I'm just like, you being a asshole, like whatever. And then I actually looked at the timestamp, just out of curiosity. I was like.

• 1:14:25Speaker 03

  Oh no. Oh fuck. Oh yep. Nope.

• 1:14:29Speaker 04

  Oh, how was that?

• 1:14:30Speaker 03

  I felt about that tall because I'm like, I'm the internet gun safety guy and like, I take that shit very seriously because this is my fucking profession. And you know, that's what I'm saying. Like, nobody's above it. Nobody's fucking perfect. All you can do is learn from it and realize like-

• 1:14:43Speaker 04

  That's why he beat Delance. That's why Delance texts me about her job. Makes so much more sense.

• 1:14:52Speaker 03

  You're fired.

• 1:14:55Speaker 03

  But no, no, it like, I mean-

• 1:14:58Speaker 04

  Renan's like, wait.

• 1:15:00Speaker 03

  It is his fault. Oh, I text him about it immediately after. I was like, we, uh, we fucked up.

• 1:15:08Speaker 03

  But yeah, no, it really is a learning experience too, because you're like, oh shit. Like, I thought that like, I had beat it, beat in those instincts by now and like, that's clearly like, again, complacings, uh, complacency kills, like,

• 1:15:23Speaker 03

  you can, you can't sleep on that shit.

• 1:15:25Speaker 04

  Dude, I've had, uh, man, this was 2000, this was right before I moved to LA. I remember I grabbed, uh, PPX, PPQ, PPQ at that time. It was like, oh, yeah, Walther PPQ. And I was like, oh, my gun, bah. And

• 1:15:43Speaker 04

  I always unload my gun, like, always, every time. But, uh, Ryden's mom said something and she was like, whoa. And I was like, oh no, it's unloaded. But still, muscle reflex, I dropped my, I was like, see? And I racked it. Round fell out. I was like, holy shit. And that still terrified. I don't know why. I never pointed, did anything like that, but still in my head, I was like, I clear my gun every fucking time. There's no way a round's gonna be in this. Like, round still fell out. I was like, ha. That's why I don't pull a trigger until I've double-checked, triple-checked. Yep. I will hand it. I mean, we do it all the time.

• 1:16:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, like if we're on set.

• 1:16:23Speaker 04

  Dude, we clear, handoff, clear.

• 1:16:26Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:16:26Speaker 04

  Go down a line of everyone checking the barrel to make sure it's clear.

• 1:16:30Speaker 03

  Especially when you're talking about like, let's say, like a tiny gun. I don't think we had any real guns on tiny guns, but like, that, that's sort of situation where we're like, all right, we're gonna be muzzle sweeping people and stuff. You know, obviously, trigger discipline's gonna be important and like, you never actually aim at a person and stuff like that. But like, we want to be sure everybody on set feels comfortable. Like, there is no ammunition on set. Everybody checks that chamber. Everybody feels comfortable. Nobody gets Alec Baldwin.

• 1:16:54Speaker 04

  Yep. Which is wild. That's, that's one of those things where it's like, how the fuck did that happen? How did that get to that actor's hand? And then the actor not go like eh eh.

• 1:17:04The Fat Electrician?

  What was, I finally heard the actual like explanation of that story, how like the armor on set went and like ran out of blanks or something. So he just went to the gun store and bought actual ammunition and pulled the bullets. Whoever the eh, the armor was.

• 1:17:22Speaker 03

  It was the, it was the, from the prop director, whatever. Yeah. It was a female who was like the daughter of like a Hollywood gunplay legend.

• 1:17:32The Fat Electrician?

  Okay.

• 1:17:33Speaker 03

  Like he was like a really well-known dude and was like trying to pass down the trade to his daughter. And uh, that went swimmingly.

• 1:17:39The Fat Electrician?

  She like just went and like bought normal ammunition and just pulled the bullet? And then, yeah, I don't know. Something went wrong.

• 1:17:47Speaker 04

  I thought they like.

• 1:17:47Speaker 03

  Didn't pull all of them.

• 1:17:49The Fat Electrician?

  I guess.

• 1:17:49Speaker 04

  Didn't they go shooting the night before and they just?

• 1:17:53Speaker 03

  There were people that were like quitting from that movie set because they were there, and this is before anything happened. They were quitting because they're like, I've never seen such uns- unsafe conditions. There are people on set that are going plinking cans and shit. With live ammunition with the prop guns.

• 1:18:09Speaker 04

  Which is wild because a lot of the times, guess what you don't do?

• 1:18:14Speaker 04

  Eh, prop guns don't fire. Fucking period.

• 1:18:18Speaker 03

  Well, especially, well, I mean, prop guns just means like property of the studio. So like, it is some can, but like the, the idea that you're gonna go out there and especially on a set where you have dummy rounds.

• 1:18:30The Fat Electrician?

  Inner mingle ammo and everything else.

• 1:18:33Speaker 04

  Period. Blank, blank guns have a, their barrels completely different. Like, so you get the muzzle flash, you get all of that, but they can only fire blanks to use those which could fire real bullets. And then just be like, oh, we went plinking the night before and then no one took the ammo out?

• 1:18:52Speaker 03

  And depending on the caliber, like certain ones have like pins in the barrel where like a live, uh, like live ammunition won't chamber.

• 1:18:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:19:00Speaker 03

  Like you, it can literally only accept blanks like it will not physically fire a round if you don't have a blank in it. Like that's that would be the safe way to do it.

• 1:19:10Speaker 02

  That's still wild. I mean, we're still safe when we're shooting dildos at the Fourth of July, you know?

• 1:19:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:19:16Speaker 02

  Yeah. I made sure to, I made, I made sure. Yeah, I made sure to take the blanks out and confirm with Brandon blanks, blanks, blanks. Okay.

• 1:19:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:19:24Speaker 04

  Dildo.

• 1:19:25Speaker 02

  Dildo, dildo.

• 1:19:26Speaker 03

  Dildo.

• 1:19:27Speaker 02

  Penis. Okay.

• 1:19:30Speaker 03

  Just guys being guys.

• 1:19:31Speaker 04

  Just guys being dudes and then lit.

• 1:19:39Speaker 04

  What? They buy a fuck ton of fireworks and there is no buildup to it. It's just let's do the grand finale.

• 1:19:48Speaker 03

  Good.

• 1:19:48Speaker 04

  And they lit all the fireworks at the same time and the neighborhood just got done. It's good enough. Just lit up the entire neighborhood with an awesome show. Neighbors start coming out to like, what the fuck?

• 1:20:01Speaker 03

  Good.

• 1:20:02Speaker 04

  That's what was supposed to be done.

• 1:20:03Speaker 02

  And then everyone clapped.

• 1:20:06Speaker 03

  I was like, you're one to talk two minute commando. We went over this at the beginning.

• 1:20:09Speaker 04

  I enjoyed it. It was a fucking blast. Cody's knew how beautiful.

• 1:20:13The Fat Electrician?

  Ideal solution. I'm on your side with this. Light them all at once and get this shit over with.

• 1:20:18Speaker 02

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:20:19Speaker 03

  Just throw them in a bonfire.

• 1:20:21Speaker 04

  It's gonna blast. We have a range day. You guys solidified that or are you allowed to talk about?

• 1:20:27Speaker 03

  We could talk about it a little bit.

• 1:20:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, not today.

• 1:20:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:20:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:20:32Speaker 04

  Blamember the 14th.

• 1:20:34Speaker 02

  Right. Uh, yeah, we're gonna do range day at Staccato Ranch. What are they called?

• 1:20:40Speaker 03

  Staccato Vegas.

• 1:20:41Speaker 02

  Staccato Vegas. Um, but that's got a name.

• 1:20:43Speaker 03

  It used to be, it used to be Prairie Fire.

• 1:20:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:20:46Speaker 03

  Uh, so Staccato bought it out and now they're, they're trying to get some attention on it and whatnot. Uh, so, you know, big shout outs to them. We appreciate it because they said basically, if you guys want to do this out here, you can do whatever you want. You, you want to shoot machine guns at a helicopters. You want to blow up cars. You can do whatever the fuck you want out here.

• 1:21:02Speaker 02

  So we're gonna have our little creator range day out there this year and then shout out to Circa for blocking off a bunch of rooms and like giving us discounts on them.

• 1:21:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:10Speaker 02

  They're cool as shit. It's gonna be fun.

• 1:21:12Speaker 03

  To have a, like an official, like partner like that of that scale who like looks at the gun industry and what we're trying to do out there and just goes, yeah, fuck it. We'll help you. That's cool. That's really nice.

• 1:21:22Speaker 04

  These dudes are gonna get drunk and spend so much money on gambling.

• 1:21:25Speaker 03

  We will.

• 1:21:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:26Speaker 04

  Oh, I know our crew.

• 1:21:29Speaker 04

  Shot show every year.

• 1:21:31Speaker 03

  That trip I learned I like blackjack.

• 1:21:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:21:34Speaker 02

  That was, that was fun. We had a meat canyon out there with us accidentally.

• 1:21:39Speaker 04

  Was he just out there again?

• 1:21:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:41Speaker 03

  We texted, we said, come to Vegas coward. And he said, I'm at the Circa. Where are you? I'm like, are you fucking with me?

• 1:21:50Speaker 03

  He was working on some of his projects out there, but yeah, he just ran him like meat canyon was just out in Vegas. At the same hotel.

• 1:21:56Speaker 04

  He's there a lot. Does meat have a problem?

• 1:22:00Speaker 02

  No, he was out there. Yeah. Like you said, he was working on his projects. He was out there writing scripts and stuff.

• 1:22:04Speaker 04

  No shit.

• 1:22:05Speaker 02

  Some of the stuff that he's doing.

• 1:22:06Speaker 03

  He no way. He's, he doesn't have a problem. He's got an answer. That motherfucker is good at gambling.

• 1:22:10Speaker 02

  Oh, he's incredibly good at gambling.

• 1:22:12Speaker 04

  He plays Bacharat, right?

• 1:22:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:14Speaker 03

  All sorts of stuff. He'd showed us how to be good at Texas Hold'em. Or how to play it properly, rather.

• 1:22:21Speaker 04

  Meat Canyon for homeboy cleans up every time you were there. Yeah, seeing him gamble. It's impressive.

• 1:22:27Speaker 03

  He was like correcting the dealer.

• 1:22:29Speaker 04

  They follow like the dealers will follow him or the security because they're like.

• 1:22:36Speaker 02

  Yeah. Every time he sits down at a table, pit boss comes over and just stares at everything he's doing. He's, he's good at gambling.

• 1:22:42Speaker 04

  Homeboy is a fucking shark. Formula One. You watched it. Neither have.

• 1:22:48Speaker 03

  No. Not yet.

• 1:22:50Speaker 02

  Who's in that?

• 1:22:52Speaker 04

  Yeah. Good movie. Brad Pitt and all the Formula One drivers.

• 1:22:56Speaker 03

  Brad Pitt and what's the other guy Javier or what's this fucking? Okay, yeah.

• 1:23:02Speaker 04

  It is a very expensive movie. They made their money back already, but they spent two to 300 million because they filmed during Formula One races. Formula One's the one sport. They're like, we don't need the marketing. But we'll let you shoot on and we're going to charge you for it. Costs 200 to 300 million, but probably one of the best movies of the year. Yeah, it was good. Like it's fucking good. If you look at Rotten Tomato or anything is 95%.

• 1:23:31Speaker 03

  I saw Critical drinker was, was all over it. That's which that's usually a good litmus test.

• 1:23:36Speaker 04

  Dude, it's just fucking good. It's, it's just good. It's fun. It is. I have no way to explain that other than that.

• 1:23:46Speaker 04

  It's just a good ass movie. You gotta watch a How to Train a Dragon. Also good.

• 1:23:52The Fat Electrician?

  They literally just recreated How to Train Your Dragon, but with real people. And it did great. It was weird.

• 1:23:58Speaker 04

  Crazy.

• 1:23:59The Fat Electrician?

  Took a successful movie and then didn't change it.

• 1:24:02Speaker 04

  Like shot for shot. Wild.

• 1:24:03Speaker 02

  Who plays in that character?

• 1:24:05The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, I don't know his name.

• 1:24:06Speaker 04

  They have Gerard Butler, who did the original.

• 1:24:09The Fat Electrician?

  Gerard Butler is incredible as the dad Viking. It's so good.

• 1:24:14Speaker 04

  Same voice actor. And then he was like, oh yeah, I'll do it again. But they did shot for shot of the original. And like, eh, let's just make it real actors. Fucking slayed.

• 1:24:23The Fat Electrician?

  That's good.

• 1:24:24Speaker 04

  Fucking slayed. That one I'm excited to see. I'm like, okay, let's do this. Let's fucking do this. What have you guys been doing outside that Expedition 33?

• 1:24:32Speaker 03

  You haven't been. We've never talked about that on the podcast, but we got into that fucking game.

• 1:24:37Speaker 04

  Cody didn't.

• 1:24:39Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:24:39Speaker 02

  I got mad at the first hard guy to fight and quit. Put an hour into it.

• 1:24:45Speaker 04

  Well, you were like, oh no, I was figuring I'd go back. I know you can't beat him. Then I was like, what? Yeah, you can. Cause like.

• 1:24:51Speaker 03

  Oh, did the little baby wage quit?

• 1:24:55Speaker 04

  Yes. And he's like, you can kill him with a gun. You just have to never get hit by that boss.

• 1:25:02Speaker 03

  Meanwhile, my experience was, oh, that guy looks strong as fuck. I just never fought him. I went back later and fought him.

• 1:25:09Speaker 04

  Yep. And then you fucking shit on him. If guys out, if you have not played Expedition 33 is probably a game of the year easy and one of the funnest. Games.

• 1:25:19Speaker 03

  I don't like turn based combat and like you got me into it. The story is so good. It makes up for the fact that I don't like the play style. It's really good.

• 1:25:27Speaker 04

  And then it gets so deep in the mechanics where you just feel like, what the fuck is this? I don't understand. You will not know what you're doing for the first 30 hours of the game, which.

• 1:25:35The Fat Electrician?

  Like life.

• 1:25:37Speaker 04

  Dude, yes. Brandon was texting me. He's like, wait, I just found out about this system. And my response is like, how the fuck are you this far and not understanding that you can do that? He's like, I have no idea.

• 1:25:47Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:25:48Speaker 04

  Did he? He's like, man, this game's way easier now. Like infinitely more easy.

• 1:25:53Speaker 03

  It's like being like a year into driving a car and you're like, did you know you have multiple gears?

• 1:25:59Speaker 04

  Taking it for sure.

• 1:26:03Speaker 04

  It's fucking hard as shit, but um, this story does not hold your hand and it is.

• 1:26:11Speaker 03

  It'll make you feel not good, but it'll make you feel.

• 1:26:15Speaker 04

  No, you beat that game and you're just sad.

• 1:26:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:26:18Speaker 04

  Like the entire time. Great. Can't wait to play it.

• 1:26:22Speaker 03

  There's a better ending. It's not a good ending, but it's a better one.

• 1:26:28Speaker 04

  He texted me, he's like.

• 1:26:29The Fat Electrician?

  You guys are not selling me on this.

• 1:26:30Speaker 03

  Dude, it's really good. It's like it's. I would 10 of 10.

• 1:26:35The Fat Electrician?

  You guys sound like a BMW car salesman.

• 1:26:41Speaker 04

  Nick, what's the next big history thing you're doing? You just did the video on Saipan.

• 1:26:46The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I did that. Uh, I'm not sure yet. I got a bunch of ones loaded up that I'm thinking about doing. I haven't finished reading all the books yet to decide which one I'm most excited about. Um. We got Evans Carlson. He's on my list. Uh, so there's. Two Marine Raider battalions in World War II. The first one's like famous for being Edson's Raiders and Edson is a great leader. Nothing bad about the guy, but he's very, um. He's very like conventional and Evans Carlson on the flip side was very unorthodox. So Evans Carlson actually went over to China pre-World War II and was fighting with communist guerrillas against the Japanese.

• 1:27:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:27:30The Fat Electrician?

  And he's like, we gotta fucking learn how to fight like these guys. He's like, they eat like half a cup of fucking rice and just go fucking shit on people with guerrilla warfare tactics. So he learned all about guerrilla warfare. And then he.

• 1:27:42Speaker 03

  Pre-World War?

• 1:27:43The Fat Electrician?

  This is, yeah, pre-World War II, we had guys going over into China and helping. So like the Flying Tigers we sent over there to help China fight Japan prior to America being involved in.

• 1:27:53Speaker 03

  It's like there's a shitload of American volunteers in Ukraine before World War III breaks out.

• 1:27:57The Fat Electrician?

  Exactly. Same concept. Um, so he was over there fighting with the Chinese guerrillas and then he comes back and like through this weird turn of events, he ends up being homies with uh FDR's son. So he like has a direct line to the president and he ends up like pitching the idea of like, I learned all these guerrilla warfare tactics, like we need to be able to do this. Let me build a unit out of this. And like, that's kind of like the origin story of the Marine Raiders. So he's in charge of the second Marine Raiders and they go out and he just builds this fucking monster force and he's actually the first dude that developed um, modern fire teams. So like the, the fire team concept

• 1:28:37The Fat Electrician?

  that we use now where you have, yeah, the, yeah. Well, the Marines do three. So you've got three fire teams and then each one's got the heavy machine gun. So like instead of sending out like a bunch of dudes with M1 grands, he had three fire teams with um, a Browning, yeah, it was two machine guns and two riflemen and it just had way more firepower than it's still the tactic that I'm probably butchering this because I'm

• 1:29:01Speaker 04

  No, I mean, so you're still right. So now you have a platoon element, which is a machine gun team or squad and then three rifle squads, but each squad will then have one uh, two, two forty nine, machine gun team is the two forties. So still keeping that concept.

• 1:29:17The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. So I mean, it's literally the concept that we still use today and like he pioneered that entire thing and he just goes over in World War II and fucks shit up the entire time.

• 1:29:27Speaker 04

  Did he look, wait, did he start adopting that because of the Chinese, Japanese?

• 1:29:31The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, that was like part of it. They, he just wanted more firepower because there were a small unit doing small unit guerrilla tactics and he's like, I don't have these big formations for a lion. I just need smaller units with more fucking firepower and they were just shit wrecking everybody over in the Pacific. So

• 1:29:46Speaker 04

  Fucking wild.

• 1:29:47The Fat Electrician?

  Yep. That's one that's on the list. And then I got a Robert Smalls. Um, first, I believe he was the first black naval captain, um, literally a slave in Charleston, South Carolina. And that's like one of the major ports for the Confederacy. I think Charleston, right?

• 1:30:06Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:30:06The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, so Charleston, South Carolina is like one of the most main, most important ports for the Confederacy. And he was a, he was a ship pilot. Uh, basically his, the dude, he was a slave, the guy that owned and basically like rented him out to pilot boats. And he was piloting a newer ish boat called the planter. And at some point, you know, he'd been like saving money and like doing everything he could. He was gonna buy his and his wife and his kids freedom. And then eventually he gets to the point like the civil war is progressing and he's like, fuck it, just gets him and his buddies and they're like, we're gonna fucking steal the boat and drive it in, drive it into the Union blockade and turn the ship over. And they end up stealing this boat and they, they fucking make it. They pretend to be, uh, white officers.

• 1:30:49The Fat Electrician?

  He dresses up in the white officer's uniform and does like all the signal. He knows how to do everything because he's the one that was actually piloting the ship.

• 1:30:55Speaker 03

  Did he do like white face?

• 1:30:57The Fat Electrician?

  No. It was, it was dark.

• 1:30:59Speaker 04

  He was like, hey.

• 1:31:02Speaker 03

  Gee golly, this is great. Look at this boat.

• 1:31:04The Fat Electrician?

  So he ends up, he, he turns this ship over to the Union and then like series of events happens. He ends up being, um, ends up being a commissioned officer in the US Navy and then takes the planter back out. And he ends up being in like 17 naval engagements, all kinds of cool shit. And the funny thing is he does the most gangster fucking thing on the planet. So civil war ends, he's like, he's got some money now. He's not super rich, but like he's got a decent amount of money. He got a, he got like a big reward for turning over the planter and then he was making money as an officer.

• 1:31:32Speaker 03

  He's very rich.

• 1:31:34The Fat Electrician?

  So he goes back to Charleston where he's from, buys his owner's house and gets to live there after the fact.

• 1:31:44Speaker 03

  Jesus. Okay. So this is like in Charleston proper?

• 1:31:48The Fat Electrician?

  I believe so.

• 1:31:48Speaker 03

  Can you still visit this house?

• 1:31:49The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 1:31:50Speaker 03

  That's.

• 1:31:50The Fat Electrician?

  It's like, uh, yeah, it's like a historical landmark now.

• 1:31:53Speaker 03

  We've, we've got to, we've got to do that.

• 1:31:55The Fat Electrician?

  He goes on, I'm pretty sure he goes on to be a senator.

• 1:31:57Speaker 03

  No shit.

• 1:31:58The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. So like, it's like a historical landmark, like literally runaway slave steals a Confederate ship, turns it over to the Union, becomes a captain because he was super valuable because he knew everything about Charleston Harbor. Like he knew where all the shit was. So he like helped him with intelligence, super successful military career, becomes a senator, buys the house that his previous owner owned. Like it's just like the ultimate fucking comeback story.

• 1:32:21Speaker 03

  What time?

• 1:32:23Speaker 04

  Eighteen sixty, seventy, seventies probably, right?

• 1:32:28Speaker 03

  Just out of pure curiosity.

• 1:32:31Speaker 04

  That's fucking wild and awesome at the same time. That is, I like that. Character development of, hey. You just keep kicking ass and taking names. Never quit.

• 1:32:44The Fat Electrician?

  Sorry, he was a representative.

• 1:32:46Speaker 03

  Even still, like.

• 1:32:47The Fat Electrician?

  Served five terms in the US House, representing South Carolina during Reconstruction. From eighteen seventy-five to eighteen seventy-nine, and then again in eighteen eighty-two to eighteen eighty-three, and then eighty-four to eighty-seven.

• 1:33:02Speaker 04

  But it goes hard as fuck. What did he do with that family? Did he just like get them out? How did he?

• 1:33:07The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, they saw the, all of his buddies that like cooked up this idea. It was literally like. The, the dudes knew what was going on and they didn't even tell their wives or kids. They're like, hey. Tonight at midnight, meet us here. And like got all their kids on board. So like, that's like the oh shit moment of like, they catch them, they're gonna kill them. You know what I mean? So it's like. You're a dad with kids. That's like the ultimate fucking gamble of like, alright. We're fucking running for it. So it's fucking crazy.

• 1:33:33Speaker 04

  That's stress level.

• 1:33:34The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:34Speaker 04

  Cause I always say like doing war, but doing war and then you're protecting your family or any of that aspect of it. That is fucking terrifying. You're like, oh fuck, okay. Here and now you're, how many, I mean. Big families at that time, all escaping. You're like, hey, get in the boat. I have to play it cool. Hey, we're just, I guarantee you didn't say what was going on.

• 1:33:54The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, no.

• 1:33:55Speaker 04

  You're just like, hey, we're going for a boat ride. Hey, just go in there. Stay quiet. Let's go. Then you get up top deck and you're like, okay, what the fuck do we do now? Okay, here's the white paint.

• 1:34:08Speaker 04

  I still, they did that a hundred percent in my lore. They painted their faces white.

• 1:34:14Speaker 03

  Nick, do you know for a fact they didn't?

• 1:34:16The Fat Electrician?

  I guess I don't know for a fact that they didn't, I guess.

• 1:34:21Speaker 04

  I mean, I would if I'm fucking going that way. I'm like, fuck it. I don't know. They're going towards the Did they actually signals like, hey, this or I would rather just be like a black dude and they're like, Yo, okay, they're definitely coming this way and it's okay.

• 1:34:37Speaker 03

  Howdy, neighbor. How's your HOA doing?

• 1:34:39The Fat Electrician?

  They like raised a white flag as they approached the Union blockade and everything.

• 1:34:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:34:43The Fat Electrician?

  But like they had to slip past because like Charleston Harbor was guarded by like, like shore guns and everything.

• 1:34:48Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:34:48The Fat Electrician?

  So like they had to slip past the shore guns and there was like, there's all protocol about how like you're supposed to like Sound the horn and like do this signal and this wave and all this bullshit.

• 1:34:57Speaker 03

  But they knew all that.

• 1:34:58The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, he knew all that. So he was able to slip through.

• 1:35:01Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 1:35:03Speaker 04

  That's fucking gangster.

• 1:35:05Speaker 03

  There's a lot of really cool stories.

• 1:35:06The Fat Electrician?

  Whenever I get around to it, yeah, there's, dude, there's so many fucking cool stories.

• 1:35:10Speaker 03

  Civil War was like, it was, it was really, there's the shit you learn in school. And then there's like the spy versus spy shit that nobody talks about.

• 1:35:18The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:19Speaker 03

  That's just, it's super neat.

• 1:35:22Speaker 03

  I mean, shit, even still Charleston Harbor, like the fucking, the Hunley. The, the, the CSS Hunley. Do you know that story?

• 1:35:29The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 1:35:30Speaker 03

  It was the first ever, I think in the, on the planet, it was the first ever successful sinking of an enemy vessel From a submarine.

• 1:35:39The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:35:40Speaker 03

  Yeah. So is that like the little three person submarines they had? I was, I think the finished model was seven. But yeah, it was a seven person where they're all just like hunched over and whatnot, uh, running the hand crank to, to work the propeller and all that shit.

• 1:35:52The Fat Electrician?

  Pedal the bike faster. Yeah.

• 1:35:54Speaker 03

  Straight up. It's gnarly, but uh, they actually, they, they ended up recovering that and now it's in, in Charleston. It's in a museum. I'd love to do that while we're down there.

• 1:36:02The Fat Electrician?

  Cool shit.

• 1:36:03Speaker 03

  It's fucking, it's really cool. It's really cool. And they, they confirmed all sorts of like real stories from it too. When they found the, because they didn't survive it. Um, they don't really know what happened, but they, they, they were lost to sea after they sank. I don't remember the name of the ship, but it was one of the blockading vessels. They successfully attacked it. They signaled they were coming back to harbor. And then the, the ship was lost. So the submarine was, was lost and they found it like, I don't know, like 2004, some shit like that.

• 1:36:30The Fat Electrician?

  Civil war shit's crazy because like we were at, we were at that furniture, um furniture museum. Me and Ethan doing that habitually fat pepper box exclusive. And like the furniture museum guy is like, yeah, so this rocking chair, it had like a, it was like a wooden rocking chair, but like the ass in the back where you actually sit and rest had that like woven wicker shit, you know what I'm talking about? And he's like, yeah, so that's a Lincoln stitch. And he goes on to explain like, it was very controversial to have in Texas because like, it was like Lincoln's favorite type of fucking chair. So if you like had that type of chair, you were showing support toward, towards Lincoln in the South. So like people-

• 1:37:08Speaker 03

  Because you wanted your ass to be comfy?

• 1:37:10The Fat Electrician?

  It was like a political statement to have a chair with like this wicker design or whatever.

• 1:37:15Speaker 03

  So it was like 1863 version of the Bud Light controversy?

• 1:37:19The Fat Electrician?

  It was the MAGA hat of its day. Like essentially like it was like the highly controversial item. It was crazy. And he's like, yeah, so the owner of that chair, actually his two sons, because this was Texas, they were getting conscripted into the Confederate military and they didn't support it. So they ran off and as they were trying to like escape to a northern state, they got killed by Confederate soldiers. It was like all from like this one chair. I was like, holy shit.

• 1:37:43Speaker 04

  I want to pee at the wrong moment.

• 1:37:44The Fat Electrician?

  Which is like, I would give anything to just go back in time and just see what Twitter would have been like during the civil war or, or world war two.

• 1:37:53Speaker 03

  Again, that's one of my favorite bits that Jack Mandeville has. Or he just reads his, uh, his, I think it's his great, great grandfather's letters. Like his war correspondence to home versus his tweets in 2020. You, you heard this?

• 1:38:09The Fat Electrician?

  He did it on the podcast one time.

• 1:38:11Speaker 04

  Which, uh, was it Jackson? Which one actually created a newspaper to talk shit to his opponents? One of the OGs created an entire newspaper. Organization.

• 1:38:22The Fat Electrician?

  Cassius Clay did, but I don't think that's who you're talking about.

• 1:38:25Speaker 04

  No, this is like one of the OGs like Jackson or one of them.

• 1:38:28Speaker 03

  Andrew Jackson or like?

• 1:38:29Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like one of the original, like three presidents was like, yeah, I'm going to do this to talk shit on the other individuals because fuck them. That's why Jack always puts like, oh, if you don't think they would be talking shit on Twitter, fuck off. These guys created newspapers in order to talk shit.

• 1:38:47The Fat Electrician?

  Unpopular opinion. I want to go back to when politicians fought each other in Parliament.

• 1:38:51Speaker 03

  So I wanted to bring this up because Creepcast brought it up. I think on like the two episodes ago, or at least at time of recording, they brought up the caning of Charles Sumner, which is one of my favorite fucking topics to talk about.

• 1:39:03Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 1:39:04The Fat Electrician?

  Let's go.

• 1:39:05Speaker 03

  The, the caning of Charles Sumner, uh, basically it was, it was in the heat of like the pre-Civil War discourse between the North, South, uh, pro-slave, anti-slave, like kind of debacle. And, uh, there's, I can't remember his name, the, the guy who actually did the caning, but he, um, basically there was this guy, Charles Sumner, who was talking mad shit. And, uh, basically he, like, it was, it was the typical, like, he was talking shit about this guy. This guy was talking shit about him, blah, blah. I think it's Stevens or something like that. But either way, uh, Charles Sumner, and this is on the floor of Congress. Charles Sumner ends up talking shit and like disparaging the guy's brother and making fun of his speech impediment.

• 1:39:48Speaker 03

  It's like he's making fun of his brother's disability and that was where the honor code took over and went over the line. And this dude

• 1:39:57Speaker 03

  goes to the floor of Congress after the session is done with a cane, beats the fucking shit out of him. To the degree he is bloody and hiding under his desk and beats him so hard that he snaps his cane in half. And then starts beating him with the top end of the cane. Meanwhile, his fucking homie, his ride or die, another congressman is there with a fucking pistol on the floor of Congress saying, let it happen. Boys will be boys. Like that sort of shit. Let this fucking happen. And so it happens and like this does not help the pre-Civil War tensions by any means.

• 1:40:37Speaker 03

  But yeah, the guy gets beaten within a fucking inch of his life and still to this day in Charleston, I believe they have that cane on display.

• 1:40:44Speaker 04

  Holy shit.

• 1:40:45Speaker 03

  But like, nobody talks about this, but politics used to be fun.

• 1:40:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:40:50The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Whoever says violence isn't the answer has never opened any history book ever.

• 1:40:54Speaker 03

  It's almost always the answer.

• 1:40:56Speaker 04

  Pretty much. Solves lots of problems.

• 1:41:01The Fat Electrician?

  Same.

• 1:41:02Speaker 04

  Shit.

• 1:41:03Speaker 03

  Yeah. If you, if you open a history book, it's not the answer. It's the question. The answer is yes.

• 1:41:08Speaker 04

  Just imagine that day at the office, like, man, you got home, you're like, dude, I watched a man get caned almost to death. What? Why didn't anyone stop it? Hear me out.

• 1:41:19Speaker 03

  If that was happening today, you could sell, you could sell subscriptions to C-SPAN.

• 1:41:26Speaker 04

  Oh dude, that livestream would go hard as shit. I watched those livestreams.

• 1:41:30Speaker 03

  Dana White buys C-SPAN.

• 1:41:32Speaker 04

  I would do subscriptions, not get ads.

• 1:41:35The Fat Electrician?

  The political, the political climate would get way different.

• 1:41:39Speaker 04

  God, there's a lot of UFC fighters and former boxers getting elected to Congress right now.

• 1:41:48The Fat Electrician?

  I wanted to ask about the spy museum. You guys did that. We didn't get to check it out. How was that? It's cool. They had a bunch of cool shit in there. What was like?

• 1:41:56Speaker 03

  I'm sorry. I just looked up the Wikipedia because I'm looking for the guy's name, but I look up the Wikipedia for Charles Sumner. The number one topic under it is caning. It's like, early life, blah, blah, blah. Canning is the number one.

• 1:42:10Speaker 04

  Your ass whooped?

• 1:42:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was, uh, sorry, Representative Preston Brooks. Yeah. But anyway, I'm sorry.

• 1:42:16The Fat Electrician?

  So much worse.

• 1:42:17Speaker 03

  Spy museum.

• 1:42:17The Fat Electrician?

  Getting your ass beat sucks. Getting your ass beat by a guy named Preston is.

• 1:42:21Speaker 03

  It's embarrassing.

• 1:42:22Speaker 04

  Creating a phrase, caning. Most embarrassing.

• 1:42:27Speaker 03

  They had to build a word based on what happened to you.

• 1:42:30Speaker 04

  That's fucking embarrassing. Your face pops up with a look.

• 1:42:35Speaker 03

  Even if, like, even if your constituents believe in everything that you stood for.

• 1:42:42Speaker 03

  Damn. He said he was gonna fight for us.

• 1:42:47Speaker 03

  He can't fight.

• 1:42:50The Fat Electrician?

  Did that guy get his ass beat? He's like, why didn't you do anything? They had my back. I haven't even considered the fact he got his ass what by a guy that had a cane.

• 1:42:59Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 1:43:00The Fat Electrician?

  Presumably, he needed it. I mean, I don't think it would be a pimp cane like.

• 1:43:04Speaker 02

  He's balancing shit.

• 1:43:05Speaker 03

  Okay, you say that. I went to the mob museum where we were in Vegas and they in the bottom. They've got this like prohibition era like speakeasy. And of course I go to the museum because I'm fucking history buff, whatever, but I uh.

• 1:43:17The Fat Electrician?

  You heard they had booze there. Don't fucking lie to me.

• 1:43:19Speaker 03

  There's booze everywhere in Vegas. The taco.

• 1:43:21The Fat Electrician?

  History buff alcoholic.

• 1:43:23Speaker 03

  The Taco Bell has booze. This is no excuse. Anyway. They have a it's a real thing.

• 1:43:28The Fat Electrician?

  This is a museum.

• 1:43:32Speaker 03

  But on the wall, they have like a prohibition era cane that the pop the top pops off. And it's a uh, I don't know what you call that, like um, a beaker essentially. It's a beaker that's filled with booze and a little shot glass that's like holds like four shots.

• 1:43:47The Fat Electrician?

  Fucking. That's awesome.

• 1:43:48Speaker 03

  The dudes were just rolling around with like an incognito flask.

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• 1:44:22The Fat Electrician?

  Now, the uh, the spy museum had a had like my favorite spy weapon of all time. Well, not my favorite, but like one of the cooler ways to kill somebody. I think it was the Russians that did it. They had a it was an umbrella. It was either an umbrella or a cane. I think it was an umbrella. And like the umbrella had like a button on top and then the tip of the umbrella was like a metal pointy one. And they would just roll up and like poke you with the umbrella in your thigh and have like a little CO2 cartridge in there and just injected a poison pellet into your thigh. And then you die of a heart attack two days later.

• 1:44:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, I remember that story.

• 1:44:57The Fat Electrician?

  Crazy shit.

• 1:44:58Speaker 02

  The there was the more popular story. The guy goes, they do it to the guy at the bus stop in the morning. He goes to work and he's like, man, I'm not feeling well, goes home, dies.

• 1:45:06The Fat Electrician?

  Yep. Yeah, they had all kinds of cool shit. They had a, they had one of the inflatable tanks from the ghost army.

• 1:45:11Speaker 04

  Oh, that's.

• 1:45:12The Fat Electrician?

  From Patton's ghost army.

• 1:45:13Speaker 04

  Oh, no shit.

• 1:45:14The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, they had one of those there.

• 1:45:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:45:16The Fat Electrician?

  Was it inflatable? Yeah.

• 1:45:17Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:45:18The Fat Electrician?

  It was, it was set up. It was all blown up and everything. It was cool shit.

• 1:45:21Speaker 04

  Uh, just in case people do not know why they had inflatable tanks, it was literally for looks because.

• 1:45:26The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, no, they, uh, so like right where the English Channel is, kind of like, think of the movie like Dunkirk, like it's just the shortest distance to gap between the UK and like, you know, occupied France. Um, Patton had just gotten in trouble for like flapping a guy with PTSD. So he was in like political heat, but the course.

• 1:45:45Speaker 04

  I didn't even know about that.

• 1:45:46The Fat Electrician?

  Patton got in a ton of trouble because like, he got in a shit, shit ton of trouble, got like relieved of command temporarily because he was like in a medic station. There was a dude with fucking shell shock. And he like fucking bitch slaps him and threatens to kill him because he thinks he's like kidding. And he like gotten a fuck ton of heat for it. So he got yanked for a while during World War Two and it was during that period. The Germans like weren't believing it. They're like, you pulled your, your best fighting general because he bitch slapped a soldier and get the fuck out of here. We don't believe a word you're saying. So they decided to take advantage of it and they basically created this gigantic psy op. They had like 10,000 inflatable tanks, inflatable trucks.

• 1:46:25The Fat Electrician?

  They had gigantic loudspeakers to project the sound of like heavy moving equipment and all this shit. They had like fucking prop people. And they, they made it look like from an aerial reconnaissance view of photos in World War Two, it looked real. So they just made it look like they were amassing this giant invasion force across the English Channel. So that's like part of the setup that like softened everything up for D-Day because a bunch, the Germans were like moving a bunch of their shit up there where they thought the main invasion force was coming and they're thinking like, oh, this is, this is Patton's army. This is why they took Patton out of the field was to, you know, like spearhead this mainland invasion. And that was all bullshit and they just created this entire thing and then they invaded where we invaded at D-Day over at Normandy. Soften up the lines right out of the gate.

• 1:47:09Speaker 04

  I never knew that part that Patton got pulled off because he slapped, which at that time PTSD wasn't a thing until what 70s?

• 1:47:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, it wasn't a known thing.

• 1:47:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, it wasn't a known thing. Sorry. It wasn't a known thing.

• 1:47:21Speaker 03

  In 1970s, some asshole invented PTSD.

• 1:47:26Speaker 04

  Did those old shell shock videos?

• 1:47:28Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:47:29Speaker 04

  They didn't know what the fuck they called the shell shock.

• 1:47:30The Fat Electrician?

  Well, that's just like, uh, cause I was thinking about that a lot. Cause like, I don't think, I've never heard or like seen any GWAT veterans with like, uh, obviously PTSD, but like the degree of shell shock you see in those old World War II videos where they're just like completely mentally broken, like

• 1:47:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:47:45The Fat Electrician?

  crazy broken. I'm like, I'm sure it happens, but like.

• 1:47:48Speaker 04

  I always thought that's the difference because at this time you are volunteering to serve. So you already have that kind of mindset. It's like, oh, I want to do this. Okay. This sounds cool. Back in World War I, it is, oh, hey, don't give a fuck about your beliefs.

• 1:48:03The Fat Electrician?

  Getting the Model T. Yeah.

• 1:48:05Speaker 04

  And then you're thrown in that and then you have a softer human.

• 1:48:08Speaker 03

  So like, I, I also think you have an issue of scale too. We're like, if you look at the amount of people in GWAT, like I think total GWAT deaths.

• 1:48:16The Fat Electrician?

  Um, 7,000.

• 1:48:17Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's like seven, 7,000 ish, 7,000 and change. Uh, but like World War I, you're looking at millions.

• 1:48:23The Fat Electrician?

  So.

• 1:48:23Speaker 03

  So like, I, I don't know. They're looking at the worst examples to film and.

• 1:48:27The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, but here's my theory. My theory is because of TV. Like imagine being a kid in World War II. You grew up on a farm in Nebraska. You know, one motherfucker that's got a car your whole life.

• 1:48:43Speaker 04

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:48:44The Fat Electrician?

  Fast forward, the first time you see a plane, you're fucking jumping out of it. You know what I mean? And it's like, and so like A, they, they had no idea what they were even getting into, just getting thrown into it. Like imagine participating in D-Day and you've never seen Saving Private Ryan. What the fuck?

• 1:49:01Speaker 04

  You've never seen more than fuck it. You've never seen a black man that time.

• 1:49:04The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, you've never seen combat. You've never seen any of this shit on TV. Like you don't even know what you think you should expect from a Hollywood perspective. And then like the

• 1:49:13Speaker 04

  Fuck, you don't even know what movies are. A majority of the time, you've never even seen a black and white movie.

• 1:49:18The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:49:18Speaker 03

  Especially, well, I mean, you're talking about World War I was where it was so pronounced that the shell shock of that, like you had no frame of reference.

• 1:49:25Speaker 04

  Even World War II, movies weren't.

• 1:49:27Speaker 03

  Well, they were way more common.

• 1:49:29The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, but still.

• 1:49:30Speaker 03

  I mean, you had like Wizard of Oz was already out.

• 1:49:32The Fat Electrician?

  But then like, I also think that's why like the older generation of veterans, like they've gotten progressively more vocal about their experiences as time has gone on. But like, imagine being a veteran from World War II, coming home. What was your war experience like? And then trying to articulate what the fuck D-Day was like to somebody that's never seen a movie like Saving Private Ryan or see, there was fucking 3,000 planes and we were all jumping out of them with bullets and explosions going off near us. And you're explaining this to some farmer in Nebraska that's never seen a gun bigger than a 12 gauge. It's like,

• 1:50:06Speaker 04

  Damn.

• 1:50:06The Fat Electrician?

  How do you, how the fuck do you articulate and relate that to somebody? You know what? I'm just not fucking talking about this, actually.

• 1:50:13Speaker 03

  So Nick says, modern veterans are privileged.

• 1:50:16The Fat Electrician?

  Well, obviously, in a sense, like

• 1:50:18Speaker 04

  Privilege fucks.

• 1:50:19The Fat Electrician?

  There's some degree of like, normal people understand more than they did at that point in time, certainly.

• 1:50:26Speaker 03

  And they're still assholes about it.

• 1:50:30Speaker 04

  Well, it's like, it's, it's

• 1:50:31Speaker 03

  Frogen has entered the chat.

• 1:50:35Speaker 04

  Toasty. The, the idea it was never written about of PTSD or that the horrific side of a war back in the day for like the Roman era. And then one of the accounts was like, oh, well, the soldiers had a decompression period because they'd walk back from battle.

• 1:50:52Speaker 03

  Month walk home.

• 1:50:52Speaker 04

  Exactly. So you decompressed with your buddies. You talked about experiences. So the time you got back home, it wasn't such a problem, or at least you got to discuss it. It's one of those, uh, discussions that happen with, oh shit, why didn't they write about PTSD or the horrors of war as much as relevant times? I was like, oh, that makes sense because here you're just, I was literally, hey, we cleaned our equipment. We flew two days and then I had a week off. Like, man, that and there was a wild change for me because I remember getting in my vehicle, driving back to base and I freaked out because I was like, fuck, I don't have my rifle.

• 1:51:33Speaker 04

  This is my civilian car and I was driving to work, but I was so ingrained to have my weapon on me for 15 months straight. When I didn't have it, I flipped shit for a second. I was like, oh, oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. I'm good. I'm good. Trash.

• 1:51:47Speaker 03

  In a similar

• 1:51:48Speaker 04

  Swerve really fast.

• 1:51:49Speaker 03

  In a similar sense, like Cody, with you like being a cop for a while, like how many times are you in a situation like, you know, very soon after where you're like, almost like instinctively going for a handgun that isn't there on a duty belt?

• 1:52:00Speaker 02

  Oh yeah. After working 12 hour shifts, especially going into a weekend, maybe even working through my weekend, then you get off for a couple of days. It's like, oh, fuck. Yeah. Okay. It's not there. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah.

• 1:52:10Speaker 04

  Dude, I never thought about that. As a world war, one, world war, two, that you're just thrown into fucking combat.

• 1:52:14The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:52:17The Fat Electrician?

  First time you see a plane, you're jumping out of it. Three months later, you're fucking jumping into D day.

• 1:52:21Speaker 04

  And again, you didn't volunteer.

• 1:52:25The Fat Electrician?

  I mean, that's why I like, it just had to been crazy. It's, and it's kind of like what we talked about when Terry was on the podcast about how like, he went through BUDS in like 1991 and he's like, I had no fucking idea what I was getting into. He's like, I didn't know what a Navy SEAL was. He's like, I had no concept of like, this is hard. He's like, I thought if I failed this, I was a pussy. Cause I, this was, this is basic training 2.0 to me going through BUDS. So it's just weird versus like now everybody's seen making the cut. Everybody's seen documentaries and movies about Navy SEALs. Like you have such a more clear idea of how hard this is.

• 1:52:58Speaker 04

  Fuck.

• 1:52:59Speaker 03

  So I just, I looked up the first commercial flight was 1914. You know, the Wright brothers, I think it was 1903, but the first commercial flight, like the first actual like real like plane taking off, whatever. 1914. 30 years later, you are jumping out of one in combat. That's fucking crazy.

• 1:53:18Speaker 04

  Oh yeah. And I mean, for 50, was it 50 cents extra or $2?

• 1:53:22Speaker 03

  For what?

• 1:53:23Speaker 04

  Combat pay.

• 1:53:23The Fat Electrician?

  Oh yeah. It was like, not a lot of money, but they got jump pay.

• 1:53:26Speaker 04

  Yeah. Jump pay was like an extra $2 a month, I think, or $8.

• 1:53:29Speaker 03

  Don't spend it all in one place.

• 1:53:31Speaker 04

  And people literally signed up just because of the like, fuck, yeah.

• 1:53:34Speaker 03

  What's back when our dollar was worth something?

• 1:53:37Speaker 04

  Still jumping out of airplanes.

• 1:53:38The Fat Electrician?

  Backed by gold.

• 1:53:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's crazy.

• 1:53:40Speaker 04

  Before that disappeared. Which we can talk about on the after show for the next 10 minutes after Cody closes us out.

• 1:53:48Speaker 02

  Bye everyone. Thank you for coming to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli DoubleTap, Fat Electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. Check us out on Patreon for the after show. Where we're gonna talk about the Federal Reserve. Where'd the gold go?

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