YouTuber Drama Is WILD ft. Tectone | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 221

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  Everybody was at each other's throats. Motherf**k for bad! I thought you were doing five videos a week. Oh yeah, five videos a day.

• 0:36Speaker 02

  That's f**king crazy.

• 0:37The Fat Electrician?

  We can do "The Gang Does the Racist Hair List" for Pepperbox. Cody's just over here in the corner.

• 0:42Speaker 01

  Wow, that just rolled right out. I have no idea how UnSub has made it this far.

• 0:48Speaker 04

  Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and random. His hair is fucking fabulous and donut. A dark oak disposition and there's a fat electrician. Welcome to Unsubscribe.

• 1:08Speaker 01

  Everyone ready?

• 1:09Speaker 02

  I think we are.

• 1:10Speaker 01

  Oh, let me get this one, yeah. Smarter.

• 1:13Speaker 01

  On the count of three. Three, two, one.

• 1:17The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, it hit my face.

• 1:21Speaker 02

  You like that?

• 1:22Speaker 05

  These echelons from Unsubscribe are super tasty.

• 1:26Speaker 01

  Cody, did you know that we all made Echelon? Killer apple. You can't get yours now because they're sold out and it was a limited release.

• 1:36Speaker 02

  No, no, tech, logo facing up, please.

• 1:38Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, sorry. That's even better, yeah. Get Echelon today! So you can't, you can't buy these anymore?

• 1:45Speaker 02

  They're sold out.

• 1:45Speaker 01

  Damn, bro. Y'all crazy out there.

• 1:48Speaker 02

  Good day.

• 1:49Speaker 01

  What are you doing, what are you doing to rerun? Uh, that was a limited, yeah.

• 1:53The Fat Electrician?

  We got two new flavors coming out soon.

• 1:55Speaker 01

  And those will stay in. Okay. Got cherry lime and...

• 2:01The Fat Electrician?

  Atomic cola.

• 2:02Speaker 01

  And then cherry lime loadout is the load... Atomic cola sound crazy. Where would I go to buy one of those? Unsubscribe.com?

• 2:10The Fat Electrician?

  DrinkEchelon.com.

• 2:11Speaker 01

  Oh, cool!

• 2:13The Fat Electrician?

  Or Amazon.

• 2:14Speaker 02

  It sounds like something that's not Nuka-Cola.

• 2:18The Fat Electrician?

  I definitely did not do that. The only video game I ever play.

• 2:22Speaker 02

  You'll see Plot Boy.

• 2:27Speaker 05

  We're gonna make that a word.

• 2:28Speaker 06

  Bethesda said they're making three new Fallouts.

• 2:30The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 2:31Speaker 01

  They're gonna ruin them.

• 2:31Speaker 06

  They announced, yes, they will. They absolutely will. Fallout 76 was a joke.

• 2:35Speaker 02

  Well, before we get into that, do you want to kick us off, Cody?

• 2:38Speaker 05

  Yeah. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, Fat Electrician, Tech Tone, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here.

• 2:49Speaker 02

  All right, now.

• 2:51The Fat Electrician?

  Now we're good. Okay.

• 2:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, Fallout 76 was terrible. Fallout 4 was still passable for me for the synth playline, but nothing's been as good as uh New Vegas.

• 3:00Speaker 02

  No, because they didn't make it.

• 3:02Speaker 06

  That's right. That's true. Oh man, is Bethesda washed? It's gotta be washed, huh?

• 3:06Speaker 02

  They uh, well, because they they did that new one, uh.

• 3:08Speaker 06

  Starfield.

• 3:09Speaker 02

  With Starfield. There you go. That shit was hard to get into. I tried. I took, put like 10 hours into it. That was.

• 3:14Speaker 05

  I love Starfield.

• 3:15Speaker 06

  Really? You actually liked it?

• 3:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, man, I put like 400 hours into it.

• 3:19Speaker 02

  Fuck.

• 3:20Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 3:20Speaker 06

  Maybe. Did you play on launch or did they fix something?

• 3:24Speaker 05

  I played like two weeks after launch. I think they did a hot fix.

• 3:27Speaker 06

  Maybe I'll try it. Because I want to believe in Bethesda because Oblivion 4 remaster, or Oblivion the remaster was amazing.

• 3:32Speaker 05

  It's pretty.

• 3:33Speaker 06

  It was incredible. So I'm hoping Elder Scrolls 6 is good because I love that company so much.

• 3:37Speaker 01

  What was the star one? Star?

• 3:39Speaker 05

  Starfield.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  I hated that. Bro, that like, the second I got in the plane, I was like, you get so hyped because you want Fallout 3, you want Fallout New Vegas, you want that experience until you realize they didn't change anything from when they made that original Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, look, ah, we won't update anything. Shitty mechanics, bad graphics.

• 4:00Speaker 02

  Also, who else, the first time when they got in the spaceship thing, just jetted toward a planet and waited for like fucking 10 minutes before they figured out something was wrong?

• 4:10Speaker 01

  The worst flight travel. The worst flight mechanics ever. Like, I didn't understand.

• 4:16Speaker 02

  Well, they didn't explain shit. Or either that, or I'm too stupid. So that's a problem.

• 4:22Speaker 02

  That's their fault.

• 4:25Speaker 05

  Fuck that game. Glad you liked it though, Cody.

• 4:29Speaker 05

  The one guy that liked the game.

• 4:32Speaker 01

  It happens from time to time. Hey, what's up, Tech? How you been?

• 4:35Speaker 06

  Been good. Man, I was just on your podcast.

• 4:37Speaker 02

  I feel like we haven't seen you in like a week.

• 4:39Speaker 06

  Been two days. It's been two days. I'm pretty damn sure. Well, I was down here for what?

• 4:43Speaker 01

  Fourth of July?

• 4:44Speaker 06

  Oh, and then the Guadalupe.

• 4:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:46Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 4:46Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:47Speaker 06

  Did you? Have you guys still been going to that? Or is it ever? You've been fundraising, no?

• 4:51Speaker 02

  It was a fundraiser mostly.

• 4:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, well, when we could because the link kept on breaking because that's a good also. That's awesome.

• 4:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:57Speaker 06

  Those are the shit ton of support.

• 4:58Speaker 02

  We kept breaking the Venmo for the Center Point Fire, uh, volunteer fire department.

• 5:02Speaker 06

  Yeah, the link broke.

• 5:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, we, we kept breaking it because so many people were donating to it.

• 5:07The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, I went to bunker today. Bunker is packed with shit.

• 5:11Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 5:11The Fat Electrician?

  They're getting like, because bunker just said like, whatever you buy on Amazon, here's the supplies we need. You can order it and have it shipped to bunker. They've been having four full Amazon trucks a day come through and drop shit off. And then like people are just coming in like, I'm on my way to Kernville. I got a trailer loaded up with shit and we're like, cool, take it here. So it was awesome.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  They are, yeah. How much do they, how much their, their entire backspace is full, isn't it?

• 5:34The Fat Electrician?

  Everything's full. It's, everything's everywhere.

• 5:38Speaker 01

  They're trying as mu- to help as many ways, but is it food too?

• 5:42The Fat Electrician?

  It's food, axes, rakes, like literally everything.

• 5:46Speaker 02

  Do they have runners to take it to Curville?

• 5:48The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, so they have runners and then other people are volunteering to run. There was people showing up, just helping move stuff into trailers, unpacking Amazon boxes, like the dumpsters full. We're just, we have a mountain of cardboard out there. So.

• 6:00Speaker 02

  That was a cool part about it. And I, I know this was, this true when, when we went, um, anytime we would ask somebody like any of my shop boys, whatever, just like it's, it's the weekend. You know, it's their, their days off. Like, hey, do you want to come help? It's like you couldn't even get that sentence out and they were like, yeah, let's fucking go. Like, everybody just wanted to go out.

• 6:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, I can't believe Donald Trump did that to the Guadalupe River.

• 6:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, his, where he cast the weather spells and whatever the fuck they're saying.

• 6:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, those were Rosie O'Donnell or some shit.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:27Speaker 06

  Because you ripped her a new asshole with the dude Donald, the Donald Trump meme, right?

• 6:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:31Speaker 06

  That's just so.

• 6:31Speaker 01

  I don't know any of this.

• 6:33Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 6:33Speaker 01

  They're blaming.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  They were blaming Trump for the, yeah, for the, the rain.

• 6:39The Fat Electrician?

  Then they were, they're blaming the cloud seeding guy.

• 6:43The Fat Electrician?

  That was interesting.

• 6:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, interesting is a good word.

• 6:46The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, there's cloud seeding is real.

• 6:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, so it makes clouds and.

• 6:50The Fat Electrician?

  No, they don't.

• 6:51Speaker 02

  Dissipating.

• 6:52The Fat Electrician?

  You can't make a cloud, yeah, you release silver, silver oxide or dioxide or whatever the fuck it is. And it makes the cloud, it makes the clouds rain.

• 7:02The Fat Electrician?

  And there was like some cloud seeding operation like two days prior, like a hundred and fifty miles away. And that the CEO of the company comes on, he's like, the most successful cloud seeding operation ever was like ten million gallons or some shit. He's like, this was like thirty eight trillion gallons. He's like, this isn't even possible with technologies like this is a legitimate natural disaster. He's like, we had nothing to do with this.

• 7:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, a lot more streamer creator drama happened than I was expecting over the Guadalupe River. Like everybody was at each other's throats. Yeah, it wasn't involving you.

• 7:36Speaker 02

  Cody, one day you'll get involved in that.

• 7:37Speaker 06

  Motherfuckers were mad at that. They were mad mad.

• 7:42Speaker 02

  And here comes Cody Garber with a steel chair.

• 7:49Speaker 02

  Or a bundle of sticks.

• 7:51Speaker 06

  You gave, you gave me content, but I got four YouTube videos off of that shit, bro. I've been banging this. Oh, yeah. Keep tweeting, Cody. Keep tweeting. Get in there.

• 7:59The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, everyone, you had everyone, uh, talking about your tweets on social media, on YouTube. They're just doing videos and it's like, and then donut operator said, I was like, meh.

• 8:11Speaker 06

  It's so, it's so hype, bro. I love it.

• 8:15The Fat Electrician?

  Going in hard.

• 8:17Speaker 06

  So it was what? Uh, it started off with NMP and he said something about the kids deserve to die because the AI is gonna make their lives horrible anyways.

• 8:28Speaker 02

  A joke about, oh, they're better off. And then somebody was like, well, that's a little fucked up. And then he doubled down and was like, no, no, their, their lives are gonna all like, they're gonna be learning everything through AI and this, this. And like, that doesn't sound like a joke.

• 8:38Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 8:39Speaker 02

  It sounds like you're just explaining and doubling down on why dead kids are a good thing, you fucking psychopath.

• 8:45The Fat Electrician?

  The dark humor people are mad at dark humor now. It's like, no, you have to have a punchline with the joke, you fucking idiot.

• 8:50Speaker 02

  There has to be humor to it.

• 8:53Speaker 06

  None of you guys know NMP, huh? You've never had any experience with this guy?

• 8:56Speaker 02

  I'd never heard of him. Thank God.

• 8:57Speaker 06

  Okay, so I was in an org with him for three years. I would like to say for three years that guy treated me great. He did. And he's had my back in a lot of scenarios, but uh, he's essentially made a career of saying the absolute most horrendous shit at all times. So.

• 9:12Speaker 02

  And then he apologized on like publicly on social media and then like on his private discord server was like, Dad, I ain't apologizing for anything. Yeah. Just the most like crocodile tears bullshit.

• 9:22Speaker 06

  He's been on his crash out arc for the past three months, unfortunately. I don't, it's, he's going through like a court case and divorce, not trying to excuse any of that, but yeah, he's been, he's been pretty out of control lately.

• 9:31Speaker 01

  Yeah. The, even the playback, if you watched that live stream where he's like, it was a joke. There was no, there was no joke tone. There was no laughter. You were stating what you thought were facts and just being a general piece of shit. And then everyone else jumped onto that. Well, you called them out.

• 9:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:48Speaker 01

  And then that started Twitter war three.

• 9:51Speaker 02

  Brandon and I were walking around in the mud, looking for bodies for like eight hours that day, nine hours. And we're on the way back and I see him say that and just kind of flew off the handle a little bit.

• 10:01The Fat Electrician?

  Watching people try to shit on you over that was hilarious because they're like, he, people jump in to defend you and they're like, Cody is literally there helping on the ground right now. Yeah, but they told amateurs to fuck off. And they're like, do you think of retired police officers and amateur also the, the fire department seemed very grateful that he brought them a new generator when theirs was failing.

• 10:24Speaker 02

  We're literally coordinating with like the state rep from that area, the, the local leadership that is like, thank God you're here. Can you please go do this?

• 10:33The Fat Electrician?

  You were in the truck with who?

• 10:35Speaker 02

  Oh yeah. We were with, shout outs to my boy, uh, Wes Fardell. Uh, he's the state rep that represents the, uh, the Curville area. Um, good dude. Uh, worked with him actually before any of the politics stuff, uh, before either of us had run for office. Uh, worked with him on, uh, he was the regional director for gun owners of America. Just a good old boy, old diesel mechanic. And, um, as soon as we heard all this was going down, me and Cody jumped in the fucking truck, went out there and met up with him and, uh, in Curville and hunt.

• 11:00Speaker 01

  This is during fourth of July, we talked about it. It was like, big shout out to both of you for doing that. Cause it was, hey, it's seven PM, eight PM, not even that late. And then it shifted to, hey, Cody's tism activated. He's like, I gotta go help people. And he didn't fly thankfully. And you both just like, hey, we're gonna do this instead of doing the 4th of July. Let's go help people. Then, oh, you text me, you're like, hey, I'm with Wes Verdel, right?

• 11:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're, I'm with him. He's riding along with us as we're doing all of this. And that was, I was like, holy shit.

• 11:34Speaker 02

  Wes was, Wes was invaluable in all of that and being able to coordinate like, hey, who needs help? Where should we go? Like, he was always available. If I called him and he didn't pick up, he called me back within five minutes. Hey, these people need help. Can you go? First day, we were in like Kerr and Hunt, Kribble and Hunt. And then the next day, he was like, hey, man, Center Point needs help. Do you guys mind going there? We went there. Like, he was, he was, I can't give him enough credit for the leadership he had on the ground there.

• 12:01Speaker 06

  So when I, I would love to vouch for you guys right now because the experience that I had when I came up to do what I can, seeing your guys' impact on the community of the people that were there, that was like, I thought it was awesome. Because there were people like, like thanking you for being there for like morale reasons. Everybody knew you guys. I was like, damn, like, these people are like local celebrities here. Like, people are like, oh, my God, I love your videos. Thank you so much for always doing your best for the community. I think, I think maybe it was you or it was Cody who like, you put your hand to the window and another man put their, like, like those evangelical preachers, like, put your hand on the TV, mother, I will feel your energy, brothers and sisters.

• 12:40Speaker 02

  In reality, it was more about me, Tarzan, and you, Jay.

• 12:45Speaker 06

  But no, it was crazy. I mean, hearing and seeing how much y'all have been doing for people who need it is, it is, it is very good to see real men doing good things for the people who they say they're actually gonna help. Because a lot of people say, oh, yeah, man, I would love to do this. And then there were guys like y'all who were like, oh, yeah, we're just gonna actually go do the thing that we say that we're gonna fucking do.

• 13:05Speaker 01

  I, I just put a river on my profile picture. And I felt that helped a lot.

• 13:10Speaker 02

  That's your black square?

• 13:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:12Speaker 02

  It's like, I'm doing my part.

• 13:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:14Speaker 02

  Really, the ones to shout out were the first responders. Cause like a lot of those dudes, they got ripped up from Hondo, Uvalde, all those areas like the first night. And they were just like, man, we were told with like a couple of hours notice, get your shit in a bag and go out and we're sleeping on cots and you know, that sort of thing. And honestly, I feel like some of the most impact that we made is those dudes that are working 16 hour shifts, far from home, sleeping on the floor, uh, just giving them energy drinks and shit to get through the day. And they, it was funny cause you're offering people water and Gatorade. Oh, we're good, we're good. Hey man, you want an energy drink? Fuck yeah, I do. Like they don't get to leave and go to convenience stores like.

• 13:50Speaker 00

  Life is all about making decisions. Sometimes you make questionable ones, like buying a new TV that's too big for the wall because the electronics store employee was a little too good at their job. Then sometimes you make great ones, like protecting your home and auto with progressive. You get customized coverage options so you can be sure you have the right coverage. Get your quote today at progressive.com. Progressive Casualty Insurance Company affiliates and other insurers, not available in all states.

• 14:21Speaker 06

  Oh, also, also kindest thing, I'm gonna glaze you guys one more time because you need to. No, this is, this was incredible. So we go out to eat at a steak restaurant and these lovely people are like, oh yeah, we heard what you did, we know who you are. They comp the entire meals and then you guys tip like $400 to the people of this restaurant. Good deeds not on camera is very rare from streamers these days. Cause there's a lot of people like, oh, I'm gonna go do, I'm gonna go do some charity. Yo chat, check out me doing this shit right now. They will only do good stream, uh, good deeds on stream, but uh.

• 14:53Speaker 02

  If you call me a streamer again, you're gonna have to beat my ass.

• 14:59Speaker 02

  Oh, thank you.

• 14:59Speaker 06

  Are we shiny?

• 15:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:00Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 15:01Speaker 01

  I just looked at, I was like, yeah, everyone got a little glaze to them. That's dude, the tip, tip your, trip your servers unless they suck, then don't tip them, but.

• 15:08Speaker 06

  I will say, your fucking servers. I will say, I fucking hate tip culture, bro. I think it's so bullshit. I understand.

• 15:13Speaker 01

  It's out of control.

• 15:14Speaker 06

  It's, it, you know, we, we have to operate within the confines of American culture, but, uh, I mean, it would be nice if employers would just pay their fucking employees.

• 15:22Speaker 02

  All right, reservoir dogs.

• 15:23The Fat Electrician?

  The line, the line, the line was when Subway started asking me for a tip. That was, that was the line for me.

• 15:29Speaker 06

  What the fuck?

• 15:29The Fat Electrician?

  Subway asks for tips now, yes.

• 15:31Speaker 06

  That's crazy.

• 15:32Speaker 02

  No, sandwich artist.

• 15:33The Fat Electrician?

  It's like, bro.

• 15:35The Fat Electrician?

  I'm, I'm, as far as I'm concerned, I'm, I'm the manager in this situation. I mean, to be fair, like I told you exactly what to do. I watched you do it the entire time.

• 15:44Speaker 02

  Did you tip me for telling you how to build it?

• 15:47Speaker 01

  It's, everything deserves a tip now. They'll just turn the machine around and you're like, what you, I just, I bought groceries. I.

• 15:57Speaker 01

  We went to that one store that's near the house, the hedge shop, and they have tip on there.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  Seriously?

• 16:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:02Speaker 02

  Oh, dear God.

• 16:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:03Speaker 02

  Like, I, I don't understa-, if your job is to sit at the counter, like if, if it's, if it's somebody like, like you're a server, you're running around, you're grabbing shit, you're putting orders back in the kitchen, you're running out to the tables, you're running around, you're being super polite and everything, yeah, tip the fuck out of that person. Like, that's awesome. If your job is to ring things up and then just like, hand me an iPad and look me in the eyes, like that's, that's bizarre.

• 16:25Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 16:26Speaker 02

  That didn't, that didn't used to happen either, last couple of years.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  No, I get confused on even if like an electrician or like an AC repair dude comes. I'm like, do I still tip him? Cause.

• 16:35The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 16:35Speaker 01

  He was not, I don't know. Here's 20 extra dollars.

• 16:38Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 16:39Speaker 02

  You know, you know how many electricians just unfollowed?

• 16:44The Fat Electrician?

  Did it for 10 years, guess how many tips I got? None.

• 16:47Speaker 06

  Really? Oh, okay.

• 16:48The Fat Electrician?

  Really?

• 16:49Speaker 01

  Zero.

• 16:50The Fat Electrician?

  I need to stop tipping.

• 16:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, you're right. I just had a guy come to redo my lawn and it was like he paid me three like it was three thousand off of the service. I'm like, is that enough? Or like, do I give him an extra 10%? How does this work where you don't come back to my house and break my windows? Cause you know where I live now. So, uh, yeah, I tipped him $300. Is that crazy? I give him 10% extra. Uh, maybe I'm an idiot. I don't know.

• 17:14Speaker 02

  I'll tip on services like that when it like, for example, a couple like neighborhood kids came like, and they're like kids, like young teenagers, just came and asked if they could cut my lawn. Sure, fuck yeah. All right.

• 17:24Speaker 06

  I can't stand that shit, bro. I can't see people coming to my house and offering me shit, bro. It's like, it's like I'm getting ads in real life.

• 17:32Speaker 06

  So annoying.

• 17:34Speaker 02

  You slam the door on these kids that are trying to like make a hustle and you're just like, this is why I've got the brave browser.

• 17:42The Fat Electrician?

  Ads in real life is fucking crazy.

• 17:44Speaker 02

  Welcome to ad block.

• 17:47Speaker 01

  Hey, you wanna borrow my ghost bed pillow? Does it smell like you? Yes.

• 17:54Speaker 01

  Do you feel that cooling technology? It's definitely not a hot pillow.

• 17:58Speaker 02

  I gotta get out of here.

• 18:00The Fat Electrician?

  Give me my pillow. I'm the one that has to sleep here. You guys have your own houses and your own pillows. Quit touching it.

• 18:06Speaker 02

  All right, real question. Can the gang do a pillow fight?

• 18:09The Fat Electrician?

  Not with these. They're fucking heavy. It'll hurt.

• 18:12Speaker 02

  Pillow fight?

• 18:12The Fat Electrician?

  No, they're heavy. It'll hurt.

• 18:14Speaker 02

  Are they really?

• 18:14The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, they're premium.

• 18:16Speaker 01

  Dude, that would actually suck.

• 18:17Speaker 02

  Actually, I don't think I'd wanna get smacked with that.

• 18:19The Fat Electrician?

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• 18:22Speaker 01

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• 18:33Speaker 01

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• 18:35The Fat Electrician?

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• 19:28The Fat Electrician?

  I did, I did shit on a door to door salesman yesterday before my flight. Dude, dude shows up in this like clapped out 2003 red Impala to my house and I'm at the gym and Hannah's like, somebody just stopped by trying to sell solar panels. I was like, tell them to fuck off and they came back like two hours later. And I answered the door this time. Your wife said you might be interested in solar panels. She lied. Oh, so you're not, no, absolutely not. He's like, well, it's net zero. I know. I'm not interested in your net zero metering solar panels. No, he's like, can I ask why? I go, I'm an electrician. Do you, what level do you want me to chew you out on? And he just goes, you know what? I, okay. I'll just take you off the list. Okay. Bye.

• 20:12The Fat Electrician?

  Fuck off. I hate that shit. That solar panel stuff is such a scam.

• 20:17Speaker 05

  Oh, the guy that installed my security system, he walks into the, the garage. I was out in the garage and he goes, holy shit, donut. I was like, fuck.

• 20:26Speaker 05

  The security system guy of all people.

• 20:29Speaker 01

  He's, I can break in now.

• 20:30Speaker 02

  There's probably, I know the, I know the workarounds to your cameras.

• 20:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:35Speaker 01

  Oh, 100%.

• 20:38Speaker 05

  He was up there for way longer in the attic than he should have been.

• 20:42Speaker 01

  I can't do it. No, we had, um, the Uber driver, Uber eats last night, the delivery girl that.

• 20:50Speaker 02

  Well, that's why you always do the drop off.

• 20:51Speaker 01

  They did, they did the drop off. It was me driving back. Uh, I picked up supplies from Walmart, driving down the back road and that road's 55. I have no idea. That back road, it's like a 55, always 55. Do we want to say? Well, we can bleep out the road, but 55 miles per hour. There is three vehicles and one person going 32 to 35 on that back road. And then we hit a hill, she slows down to like 28 and I am. Oh, I know what back road you're talking about now. Yeah, and I'm getting irate. I'm like, oh my God, I still have like five miles of this before we get to the turn. They'll definitely speed up. They'll definitely, okay. They did not in fact speed up.

• 21:34Speaker 01

  I went around, I just flipped them the fuck off and honked. It was like, what? You are so dangerous if you are not going the speed limit. If you're going 20 to 30 under the.

• 21:43The Fat Electrician?

  Wait, that was your DoorDash person?

• 21:44Speaker 01

  Yup.

• 21:45The Fat Electrician?

  You flipped off the food on the way to you?

• 21:47Speaker 01

  Dude, I, I like held, held the hammer, pulled in, got in, started setting up. And the DoorDash was here and then they parked way far away. I think they pulled up and they seen the vehicle and they're like. I was gonna say. It's a good thing you drive very inconspicuous vehicles.

• 22:06Speaker 01

  Saps in that port, they, she looked terrified answering the door. Well, don't drive like an asshole.

• 22:12Speaker 02

  She was like clutching the bag of burritos like.

• 22:18Speaker 01

  I'm like, that you in that fucking car out there? What the, why were you going 32 on a 55?

• 22:26The Fat Electrician?

  Eli's tis, you know how much more money you could make if you drove the speed limit? Three more deliveries, a shift.

• 22:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:35The Fat Electrician?

  You could, you could fund your Roth IRA.

• 22:41Speaker 01

  Oh, man. So the, uh,

• 22:45Speaker 01

  this, the drama world, how is that going? We were talking about the other day. You, so I thought you were doing five videos a week. Oh, yeah, five videos a day.

• 22:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 22:55Speaker 02

  That's fucking crazy.

• 22:56Speaker 06

  Oh, it's so not though. You know what I mean?

• 22:58Speaker 02

  It's a genuine reaction right there.

• 23:00Speaker 06

  It's so easy, right? You just, you go, okay, you stream every day for four hours and in that four hours, you just plan, okay, I want to make five videos. So then you plan out those segments of what those are going to be. And then you just go live and you do those five segments and then you upload them immediately. And then you upload your stream as well. So it's like, you know, it's really that easy, right? Cause like, if your stream is so forgettable that you don't want any moments from it, then why are you streaming? So I make sure I have five good moments every stream and I just do that every day forever.

• 23:26Speaker 06

  It's just that easy, you know? And it's like, for me, it's like, okay, which streamer's being retarded? Alright, I'm gonna talk shit about that guy for 30 minutes. And then you just go in and then somebody else reacts to you shitting on that streamer and then you react back to that and you become your own infinite cycle. Once you become, you can farm yourself. Oh, infinite content. That's why it makes sense for you to get in the ring, because now we're homies. The internet knows we're homies, which means now when you do dumb shit or somebody comes at you, I'm like, I got him.

• 23:54Speaker 02

  And it's worked.

• 23:54Speaker 06

  Leave him alone.

• 23:56Speaker 02

  Worked great so far.

• 23:59Speaker 02

  He's been like a pit bull on a chain, except instead of going after toddlers, he goes after retard streamers.

• 24:05The Fat Electrician?

  I was trying to explain to my wife, streamer versus streamer drama and just her face glazes over because she does not care. And I was like, oh my God, I can't believe I care about this. Actually, it's like, why the fuck do I care about this? It's been bothering me for like three days of like, why do I care? Why is this so interesting? And it finally dawned on me on the plane, streamer versus streamer beef is literally just real life, zero producer reality.

• 24:30Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 24:31Speaker 02

  It's like WWE for people who can't fight.

• 24:33Speaker 06

  Absolutely. A hundred percent is. And now Critic Class 3 is canceled because of that. So now they can't even fight even more.

• 24:42Speaker 06

  Who saw that coming? Oh, what a shock. But it's nice because I love having people like Asma Gold and you, because everybody who's not retarded knows you guys are great people. So it's like, oh, I just get to defend the good guys. And you know, it's just easy dumbs on these dipshits. Like, there's a streamer who I want to bring up, but I know not bringing them up is going to drive them insane. And I think you know who I'm talking about. All I have to do is not say their name and then they can't get a react because they're waiting for a react but uh yeah dunking on that guy for two videos was awesome and

• 25:11Speaker 02

  Click farming assholes that are just rage baiting?

• 25:14Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 25:14Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 25:15Speaker 06

  And what's hilarious is Asmigold reacted to my video defending you from that dude and it hit number three trending on gaming. Which was insane. Speaking of which, I had to, oh, this is crazy. This was so gay. I had to dream about y'all last night. And it was us doing a podcast.

• 25:31The Fat Electrician?

  More glazing.

• 25:32Speaker 06

  Right? We were all having sex, right? Yeah, it was um. Blood had come everywhere. It was legit.

• 25:41Speaker 02

  We call it the aristocrats.

• 25:42Speaker 06

  It was uh, it was my own podcast steak and eggs and it was y'all and we were doing a group podcast together of uh me, Emmy and Asim meeting y'all three. You weren't in the dream because we haven't met yet. Yeah, I know. Uh, but it was a great fucking time and then.

• 25:55Speaker 02

  You missed out on the orgy dream.

• 25:56The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I'll, I'll sit in the, in the, the cloud cuck chair dream, whatever.

• 26:01Speaker 02

  It's the, the cuck observation deck.

• 26:03Speaker 06

  I think we played Halo. Nick's face against the glass.

• 26:07The Fat Electrician?

  I'm the, I'm the Teletubby son in the magazine.

• 26:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, then we played Halo in houses after that and then I was cheating and I, I, everybody knew that I was cheating, but nobody told me they knew that I was cheating because they didn't want to hurt my feelings, but it was a cute dream. It was nice. We still, we still need to make that happen.

• 26:24The Fat Electrician?

  I like how you're the make a wish kid in your own dream.

• 26:30Speaker 06

  Everyone knew I was cheating, but no one wanted to say anything.

• 26:33Speaker 02

  Because of the cancer.

• 26:37Speaker 06

  I gave myself cancer in a dream.

• 26:40Speaker 06

  I think what the fuck?

• 26:45Speaker 02

  That's actually, that's a great clip name. I gave myself cancer in a dream. I click on that.

• 26:52Speaker 02

  Good band name too.

• 26:53The Fat Electrician?

  Wait, why is John Cena here? Oh.

• 26:54Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 26:56Speaker 02

  It's that fucking clip from uh like, I don't know, uh, the DC fighting video game or whatever the fuck, like the squad thing. Whereas uh it basically did, the caption was uh being a, a kid in like a, a hospital, whatever. It's like, oh man, it's Superman. Oh fuck, it's Superman.

• 27:15Speaker 06

  Oh no.

• 27:17Speaker 01

  But streaming, so four videos, five videos a day.

• 27:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 27:22Speaker 01

  And now you're focused, this last, uh, Creator Clash just fell through completely. And you've been tackling that a little. I just.

• 27:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 27:30Speaker 01

  Anisa going on and saying, I, I shouldn't say this. I know this will upset Ian. And you're like, ah.

• 27:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 27:38Speaker 02

  What a partner.

• 27:39Speaker 06

  I know. It's, it's so bad. She completely threw Ian under the bus. Um, that's one thing is their marital issues, once again, resurfacing. And then there's also all the creators who trained for seven months who didn't get fucking paid. There's also unequal pay amongst creator. Uh, every creator got paid 17,000 besides LA Beast, who for some reason got 27 or 24,000. Yeah. People like Nathan Barnett, who are like, uh, they have no money. Because they're like, oh, this is my plan. This is what you promised me. And then you didn't deliver on that. Um.

• 28:06Speaker 02

  And they probably spent a bunch of money on training and everything like that.

• 28:10Speaker 01

  Training's not cheap.

• 28:11Speaker 06

  It is not cheap. And then the time that you have to do it. And then, you know, the injuries that you sustain. You know, it was very fucked up and, uh, not to.

• 28:19Speaker 02

  So, sorry, just pointing out like that, how expensive it is, like between the training, the equipment, everything for, for my fight. The flights, uh, hotel stuff, whatever. Some of it was like ancillary, but I pro, I think I spent more money than I made. On that fight, like by far.

• 28:32Speaker 01

  And you're, you're dedicating yourself to a fight. You're doing a fight camp. This isn't, I'm working in nine to five a lot of the time.

• 28:38Speaker 02

  Oh yeah. So if you, you count the opportunity cost, it's insane.

• 28:41Speaker 01

  Hmm. That's what's crazy about that. And then getting it ripped out where, well, they first were like, oh, we just rescheduled it. And then three days ago.

• 28:50Speaker 06

  Yeah. Uh, yeah, just, just gone. Yeah. It sucks. Not to mention, uh, I mean, the good news is they're not getting their 34% of profits they were going to, uh, take, which is, I think Ian and Lisa are now the only creators to ever host a charity event twice that amassed zero dollars. Uh, which is a, that might be a record because I can't believe anybody failing that miserably. Uh, but, uh, yeah, I mean, fuck them. That's pretty much it. They just completely shit the bed and everything's up. And I think they need to recompensate all of the fighters at least 30 to $40,000, uh, for the time they invested to do this event in the first place.

• 29:23Speaker 02

  34% profits.

• 29:24Speaker 01

  Sell tickets?

• 29:26Speaker 02

  No, are you telling me that this wasn't actually a philanthropic gesture and they were trying to make money?

• 29:31Speaker 06

  Imagine that. Yeah, Ian.

• 29:33Speaker 02

  I'm blown away. Imagine my surprise.

• 29:35Speaker 06

  Yeah, they they they're already getting the tax write off by doing the charity work, but that wasn't enough. So they were also going to take thirty four percent, which was not disclosed, by the way. That was not disclosed. That was in the fine print, uh, which is crazy how greedy you have to be to actually do something that's gonna be especially for for fucking charity. Nobody's gonna say, oh, yeah, charity, y'all, y'all, I'll give you guys a dollar every three dollars I give. They would say, oh, fat, where's the actual charity? Like, I'll donate directly.

• 30:01Speaker 02

  Eli, uh, just out of curiosity, any any charity event that we've done, whether it's for autism or veteran charities, how much money have we made on that?

• 30:08Speaker 06

  Zero dollars.

• 30:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's crazy. Like, we give all the money to the charities we say we will?

• 30:13Speaker 01

  Wild concept to give a hundred percent of profits. You know why? Because it's a hundred percent of profits. That's why those are limited released and it's very scheduled, even the research we do on the charities we pick, because there are scummy ass charities out there, too. So it's like, hey, do our due diligence, make sure everything's good, and then keeping to our word.

• 30:33Speaker 02

  It's like we're actually capable of all making money outside of faking a charity.

• 30:38Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 30:40Speaker 02

  That's kinda crazy.

• 30:43The Fat Electrician?

  With that, didn't like, were were tickets for sale?

• 30:46Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 30:47The Fat Electrician?

  So like, what happens to all the people that went out and like, bought a ticket, took time off work, had plane tickets? Like, a lot of people, like, customers and stuff are probably also out a ton of money.

• 30:58Speaker 06

  I actually didn't consider that at all. I I know they were funded ticket sales, but if somebody preparted a flight to go to the event.

• 31:04The Fat Electrician?

  Right. I mean, you scheduled vacation, you got flights that you have to cancel or like, whatever, like, that fucks over a lot of people.

• 31:11Speaker 06

  I haven't considered that. I need to make a video on that. That's smart.

• 31:15Speaker 02

  That's one of your five talking points now.

• 31:18The Fat Electrician?

  All right, we need four more topics for that.

• 31:22Speaker 01

  Didn't they, I swear they didn't re, they weren't reimbursing people on the first cancel, because they're like, oh, no, it's still going. So you have to go. Yeah, but they weren't reimbursing people because they're like, no, well, this person's not fighting. Harley's not fighting. I don't give a, you're like, well, too bad.

• 31:36Speaker 02

  The coveted do a double tap rug pull.

• 31:39Speaker 01

  Dude, and that, oh.

• 31:41Speaker 05

  Good people. Did they ever give Sam Hyde his money back for that? The, I would think it was the first one, he spent like 25 grand on front row seats or some shit like that? Something crazy.

• 31:48Speaker 06

  I heard about that. I, I think, I think he was refunded, but I'm giving him a massive benefit of the doubt. I think he was refunded.

• 31:54Speaker 02

  25 grand is lawsuit money.

• 31:56Speaker 05

  I think it was, like, don't quote me on that. It was a ton of money.

• 31:58Speaker 06

  No, it wa- no, he's right. That is, that is for sure 25 grand. I'm just not sure if it was refunded for him or not. Uh, yeah, I would probably imagine they did, because I know they're horrified of Sam Hyde. Uh, that's a scary fucking man.

• 32:09Speaker 02

  That man lives in their head.

• 32:12Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah. Uh, it's wild. And then, uh, there's been even more drama with, um, uh, what was it? Yeah. The last time we talked, I don't think this happened, but now they're getting sued. Denims, uh, Froggen.

• 32:23The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard about that.

• 32:25Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 32:26Speaker 02

  That was an incredible trap.

• 32:28Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 32:29Speaker 05

  Dude, the, the boxing trainer coming out.

• 32:31Speaker 06

  Oh, my God.

• 32:32Speaker 05

  And talking to H3. Oh, that was brutal as fuck.

• 32:36Speaker 06

  Yeah. Did you, did you guys see that?

• 32:37The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah. I think it was in our group chat. Yeah.

• 32:40Speaker 02

  For those in the audience who don't know.

• 32:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 32:43Speaker 02

  You wanna break that down a little bit?

• 32:44Speaker 06

  Yeah. So the, uh, Ian and Anisa's, uh, boxing trainer, so Ian's trainer, uh, who worked with them for getting ready for the event, uh, would notice that Anisa, uh, would fantasize about the opponents that were beating the shit out of her husband, uh, which is wild and would also, you know, pretty frequently talk about how Ian would shit himself and reek of feces, uh, at every point in their livelihood. So she's a woman who loves when people beat the fuck out of her husband and buried him for having IBS, I suppose. So I give that marriage two more years tops.

• 33:24Speaker 02

  I didn't know about the fantasy part of that.

• 33:26Speaker 06

  You didn't know about that?

• 33:26Speaker 02

  No, I had no idea.

• 33:27Speaker 06

  Oh, that's fun, isn't it? That's a nice little bonus.

• 33:31Speaker 02

  Got with friends like these or a wife like that. That's.

• 33:35Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 33:36Speaker 02

  Or a spouse. Supposed to be your partner, the, the person that's fighting through life with you.

• 33:40Speaker 06

  Yep. Yeah. The, the trainer would say about how excited Anisa would get when watching the other fighters beat the fuck out of her husband, uh, which is like, Jesus, you know?

• 33:51Speaker 02

  I'm so glad he threw his career away for that.

• 33:54Speaker 06

  It sucks. And I think everybody agrees that Ian a couple of years ago was so cool. I just, it sucks what happened, bro.

• 33:59Speaker 05

  He found empathy, though.

• 34:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's bad. It's here.

• 34:06Speaker 02

  Can you hear that banging sound? That was the ladder being pulled up behind him.

• 34:12Speaker 01

  Do you ever struggle with tiny toiletry bottles?

• 34:16Speaker 02

  No.

• 34:16Speaker 01

  Well, with Mando, struggle no more. I would not want to spread whole body deodorant on you, Nick.

• 34:23The Fat Electrician?

  It's gonna get all clumpy on my chest hair.

• 34:28The Fat Electrician?

  But looks like I've been rolling around in mashed potatoes.

• 34:30Speaker 02

  How well does it lubricate?

• 34:32The Fat Electrician?

  It's developed by a doctor and it works for 72 hours. Show some respect.

• 34:35Speaker 02

  I'm gonna tell that to everyone at the Magic the Gathering tournament.

• 34:37The Fat Electrician?

  I wish I was there when they figured out that it wasn't good for 73 hours. I like to imagine just a fat guy on a treadmill for 72 hours straight. He's up, he's turned. Time to shower, finally.

• 34:47Speaker 02

  Fatty curdled.

• 34:48The Fat Electrician?

  Thanks to Mando.

• 34:52Speaker 02

  It's also named after Mount Fuji.

• 34:54The Fat Electrician?

  Really? Mine's bourbon and leather because I'm a man, though.

• 35:00Speaker 02

  Couldn't even get through an ad without a pun.

• 35:04The Fat Electrician?

  What? Do you want to sell the deodorant or not, Brandon?

• 35:07Speaker 02

  I'm just waiting for the sweet release of death.

• 35:09The Fat Electrician?

  It's not gonna come for at least 72 hours.

• 35:12Speaker 02

  Listen, we did a lot of meet and greets during the live tour. Y'all motherfuckers could use some Mando.

• 35:17The Fat Electrician?

  For a strong, independent woman, you can do everything a man can do. You can still use some Mando.

• 35:21Speaker 05

  Our cat's a Nick dead.

• 35:23Speaker 02

  The cops are coming.

• 35:24The Fat Electrician?

  We've got 72 hours to hide the body before it starts to smell.

• 35:28Speaker 02

  Actually, it does smell pretty damn good.

• 35:30Speaker 05

  This one smells like the body wash smells actually really good.

• 35:33Speaker 02

  I have bourbon leather.

• 35:34The Fat Electrician?

  Anybody find the body? No, but that ditch over there smells delicious.

• 35:39The Fat Electrician?

  There's no way there's a body over there.

• 35:43Speaker 02

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• 35:49The Fat Electrician?

  You can try Mando's starter pack. It's perfect. It comes with absolutely everything. Stick deodorant, cream deodorant. Two free products of your choice, like a mini body wash or deodorant wipes, and free shipping. As a special offer, you'll get 20% off site wide with our exclusive code UNSUB. That's code UNSUB over at shopmando.com.

• 36:11Speaker 02

  Hell, bro.

• 36:13Speaker 01

  I love watching your face like.

• 36:16Speaker 01

  How you been Nick? How you have what dude? What new history segment are you working on right now?

• 36:21The Fat Electrician?

  I had a video coming out tomorrow. It's gonna be wild.

• 36:23Speaker 01

  What's it called?

• 36:23The Fat Electrician?

  It's like an hour and five minutes. Uh, it's called captured 1500 killed 33 the Pied Piper of Saipan.

• 36:32Speaker 01

  That sounds awesome.

• 36:33The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 36:33Speaker 01

  Is this the book?

• 36:34The Fat Electrician?

  The book that I was sending you guys pictures of?

• 36:37Speaker 02

  That book was fucking crazy.

• 36:40The Fat Electrician?

  It's the most hardcore on I I looked into it. He self published that book. I was like, there's no way this made it through an editor.

• 36:49Speaker 02

  Can you send me a link to that?

• 36:50The Fat Electrician?

  You the it hasn't been for sale for 30 years. It's not on Kindle. You have to go find an old copy on eBay for like $250.

• 36:59Speaker 02

  All right. Before this podcast gets released, what's that book called?

• 37:03The Fat Electrician?

  The podcast or the book is an island by Guy Gabbaldon.

• 37:08Speaker 02

  That goes hard as fuck, dude.

• 37:10Speaker 01

  Dude, I gotta find like a quote from the mini quotes that were being.

• 37:15The Fat Electrician?

  I'll read you a passage.

• 37:16Speaker 02

  I got 200 bucks. I got a signed copy.

• 37:18The Fat Electrician?

  I have a signed copy as well.

• 37:19Speaker 02

  No shit.

• 37:20The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 37:21Speaker 02

  Well, hold on. Now I do too.

• 37:24Speaker 01

  Dude, this book.

• 37:25Speaker 06

  Exactly. I'm normally being criminally retarded when it comes to history.

• 37:28The Fat Electrician?

  So basically it's a it's a five foot three Hispanic Marine.

• 37:32Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 37:33The Fat Electrician?

  That was adopted by a Japanese family.

• 37:36Speaker 06

  Oh, so this is real?

• 37:37The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, this really happened. He was adopted by a Japanese family so he could speak conversationally. He could speak Japanese. And he like understood Japanese culture to a degree that most Americans just didn't like. He understood like their interpretation of like honor and duty and all that type of stuff. So he ends up going to Saipan, which was also nicknamed an island.

• 37:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:57The Fat Electrician?

  Cause you ever heard of like, you know, Japanese women throwing kids off cliffs rather than me? That's where all that happened.

• 38:02Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 38:03The Fat Electrician?

  Pied Piper point. So he would go and like day one, he was on Saipan the whole time. He would sneak out behind enemy lines and like find the cave networks and dugouts and stuff that Japanese ran. And he would show up with grenades by himself and be like. Come out, surrender. And he'd like talking into it, being like, hey, we're all, we're very impressed with how honorable fighters you are. My shogun sent me here to, he doesn't want to have to kill such an incredible fighter. Please come out and surrender. Otherwise I'm going to blow your ass the fuck up. Basically. And over the course of the Battle of Saipan, he ends up getting approximately 1,500 ish. Japanese soldiers and civilians to surrender and become POWs rather than having to kill them.

• 38:43Speaker 06

  Oh, wait. So that's kind of cool.

• 38:46The Fat Electrician?

  It is super cool.

• 38:47Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 38:47The Fat Electrician?

  He is also, um.

• 38:51The Fat Electrician?

  He has one story where he comes up to a, so like usually he has a drop on these guys. Cause like he's at the mouth of a cave with a gun.

• 38:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 38:59The Fat Electrician?

  And he's got grenades and he's like calling in and.

• 39:01Speaker 02

  How many grenades?

• 39:03The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, three.

• 39:04Speaker 02

  Bag of them.

• 39:08Speaker 02

  Why are you laughing, Nick?

• 39:09The Fat Electrician?

  No reason. He, uh. He comes up on this farmhouse surrounded by sugarcane fields and he's like, kind of scoping it out. And there's a Harley out front.

• 39:19Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 39:20The Fat Electrician?

  And he's like, oh, fuck. I love riding motorcycles back home. I'm gonna be the first American on Saipan with a Harley. This is gonna be dope. So he like does a, a full circle hiding in the sugarcane field, sneaking around this farmhouse. And when he comes back around from the backside, there's three Japanese soldiers standing by his Harley. And I'm just going to read you what he said.

• 39:41Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 39:41The Fat Electrician?

  In his book.

• 39:44The Fat Electrician?

  And then one of them sits on my Harley. I don't like that. He then proceeds to shoot that guy in the head. Mag dump his two buddies to steal their Harley.

• 39:58Speaker 01

  Did he use the word them?

• 40:01The Fat Electrician?

  Right there he did. He had some other colorful language and a lot of other parts of the book.

• 40:05Speaker 06

  Yeah. Where is some that coming?

• 40:08The Fat Electrician?

  I've made up my mind. I'm about to quote, buy this Harley with Marine Corps ammunition.

• 40:15The Fat Electrician?

  They should feel honored to help a young Marine get a motorcycle. Sayonara, boys.

• 40:19Speaker 06

  That's so sick.

• 40:20Speaker 01

  I was beginning to wonder what would eventually happen to the Sabre's sidearms, watches and gold teeth I was accumulating. He's just taking gold teeth.

• 40:30Speaker 06

  That is so cool.

• 40:32The Fat Electrician?

  He was.

• 40:32Speaker 01

  I mean, do you want to just leave him there?

• 40:35The Fat Electrician?

  He was, he was running around Saipan every time he found a Japanese soldier and like whether he took him as POW or had to kill him in the cave because they wouldn't come out. He would confiscate or take off their corpse, their medals, and he was just wearing all their medals on his fucking uniform.

• 40:50Speaker 06

  Okay, so I could, is this guy a psychopath or is he really cool?

• 40:53The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, I mean, I think he was pretty cool.

• 40:56Speaker 06

  He's pretty cool.

• 40:57The Fat Electrician?

  He, he talks about it a lot, like it, basically his perspective is he, he doesn't hate Japanese people because they're Japanese, like he, he hates the Imperial Japanese because they got his family put in concentration camps in America. Cause like, that's what happened to that, his adopted family. They got put in concentration camps.

• 41:13Speaker 06

  That's for people who have ADD?

• 41:15The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 41:22The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, America put a hundred and fifty thousand Japanese Americans in internment camps in World War II. Just because they were Japanese and.

• 41:28Speaker 02

  Who did that?

• 41:29The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, FDR.

• 41:30Speaker 02

  Oh, that's crazy.

• 41:31The Fat Electrician?

  Same guy that confiscated all the gold and then started social security.

• 41:34Speaker 02

  The only president who's ever, uh, actually interned American citizens based on race alone?

• 41:39The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that one. Yep.

• 41:43Speaker 02

  Aggressive hero.

• 41:44Speaker 01

  Everyone loves him as a president until you like do a little bit, not even that.

• 41:48The Fat Electrician?

  Not me, I fucking hate him.

• 41:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:52The Fat Electrician?

  Reasons I hate him, actually.

• 41:54Speaker 02

  I've got time.

• 41:56The Fat Electrician?

  I said, I've got. Well, the Green New Deal did not get us out of the Great Depression. I'll tell you that much.

• 42:01Speaker 02

  In fact, arguably kept us there longer.

• 42:03The Fat Electrician?

  No, not arguably, it did.

• 42:05Speaker 02

  Dude, this, this one. Benefit of the doubt, but yes, I agree.

• 42:08The Fat Electrician?

  The, the book ends, I'll just go ahead and let you read the, the last verse of the book.

• 42:12Speaker 06

  Oh, I love that. Burn the flag burners. Yeah. Semper Fidelis, buy American, buy Japanese. Damn. Damn. Oh, damn. It's like, bop.

• 42:21The Fat Electrician?

  Buy, buy, B U Y, American dash, buy, B Y E, Japanese.

• 42:28Speaker 06

  Damn, bro. That's hard as fuck.

• 42:30Speaker 01

  This one. I didn't know what the Geneva Convention had to say about war booty. And I certainly didn't give a rat's ass what they said.

• 42:38Speaker 06

  That's just like, man. That thing.

• 42:43Speaker 02

  Fucking major Lou drops over there.

• 42:45Speaker 01

  This is white Lou, this is trash.

• 42:50Speaker 02

  Glowing purple.

• 42:56Speaker 01

  You have to censor that unfortunately because we found out with uh.

• 43:00Speaker 06

  You can't say it?

• 43:01Speaker 01

  No.

• 43:01Speaker 06

  What?

• 43:02Speaker 01

  We had a dude that was there and dude.

• 43:04Speaker 02

  Which I think that's weird to say that that's a slur considering it's just a literal abbreviation. Yeah, what the fuck?

• 43:09The Fat Electrician?

  It's the laziest slur ever.

• 43:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's so much more inventive.

• 43:12The Fat Electrician?

  Like, you should have to call us North Americans now. You can't abbreviate it to American. It's a slur.

• 43:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, like what the fuck? That's so dumb, bro.

• 43:21Speaker 01

  We were, uh, we had, that was Don Graves was on. He was at the Battle of Hiroshima. He like was there during the raising of the flag. He was a flamethrower guy. Like, he was in the.

• 43:31Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 43:32Speaker 01

  Who that, was it? When he was like, yeah, I killed a few or whatever he said, but how he said it, we looked up at each other. It's like, oh, it's gonna be one of those episodes.

• 43:40Speaker 02

  It was, it was the immediate like.

• 43:44The Fat Electrician?

  First of all, he was ninety-nine at the time and drank that beer at the opening.

• 43:48Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 43:49Speaker 06

  There are some slurs that I enjoy being called though. I don't know. I've always enjoyed White Devil and like Vanilla Gorilla. And just something about it's like.

• 43:56Speaker 01

  Mayonnaise Monster?

• 43:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's like, yeah.

• 43:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, Mayo Monkey?

• 43:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 44:01Speaker 01

  I've never heard of these.

• 44:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude.

• 44:02Speaker 06

  I know, it was a lot.

• 44:03The Fat Electrician?

  Mayo Monkey?

• 44:04Speaker 01

  Cause you're not white.

• 44:05Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's because you're privileged. You have a great life. You're Mexican.

• 44:08The Fat Electrician?

  I know.

• 44:08Speaker 06

  I'm a.

• 44:10Speaker 02

  Wait, I can say that now, right?

• 44:12The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 44:12Speaker 02

  I'm engaged, I'm engaged to a.

• 44:14Speaker 06

  Yeah, congratulations.

• 44:17Speaker 02

  Brandon starts attacking Cody.

• 44:19Speaker 01

  It's a sexually translated slur.

• 44:23Speaker 02

  You unlocked.

• 44:24Speaker 01

  Unlocking slurs is wild.

• 44:28Speaker 01

  Xbox achievement.

• 44:29The Fat Electrician?

  Xbox achievement.

• 44:32Speaker 02

  Well, I know what the expert mode one is.

• 44:34The Fat Electrician?

  First time Cody and Vanessa had sex, they're just laying in bed. Bing.

• 44:39Speaker 06

  Yes, get out.

• 44:40Speaker 02

  Baby, what was that? Nothing.

• 44:44Speaker 05

  That one's still on the fence.

• 44:46The Fat Electrician?

  Wow, Cody Gates, a really diverse group of young ladies, settling the infinity slur.

• 44:54Speaker 02

  My first time unironically being called a [BLEEP] was wild.

• 44:58Speaker 06

  What?

• 44:58Speaker 02

  So just literally like, I just thought it was the funniest shit ever.

• 45:01Speaker 06

  Are you Mexican?

• 45:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, Herrera kinda gives it away, but.

• 45:04Speaker 06

  I never thought of that. Okay. Did you think he was a Terry? No, I can't tell. I mean, I know you're white.

• 45:10The Fat Electrician?

  Thank you.

• 45:10Speaker 06

  And then I'm, I'm still not, so I'm not sure. Thank you. Well, these two, I got no idea. You could pass for something else. Are you white?

• 45:18Speaker 02

  I'm white.

• 45:18Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 45:19Speaker 02

  White as shit.

• 45:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm horrible at this. I've always been horrible at this. And I don't know, I thought you was like, interesting. Color? Yeah. Holy shit, you're Mexican?

• 45:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, holy shit, you're Mexican?

• 45:30Speaker 06

  Y'all two are like, you're both like, you're like the same. You know what I'm saying? We just live in Texas.

• 45:34Speaker 02

  Don't you ever say that to me.

• 45:36Speaker 02

  Cody's shoot tech.

• 45:40Speaker 06

  Six shooters? Yeah, why you have that?

• 45:44Speaker 06

  Why you trying to defame my family name?

• 45:48Speaker 02

  Don't put that brown curse on me.

• 45:52The Fat Electrician?

  He gets on a horse and rides away.

• 45:55Speaker 02

  As he goes to have a child with his brown wife.

• 45:59Speaker 07

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• 46:32Speaker 06

  One of those episodes.

• 46:34Speaker 02

  I'm just having babysitter mow the lawn, dude.

• 46:38The Fat Electrician?

  Jesus Christ. I don't know if Cody saw it, but there was a, you got tagged in a meme on Twitter, but I mean, we all get so many notifications. But for some reason, it just came across my timeline and it was like, the most horrific racist ever. And it's a picture of Cortez. And then there's a Hispanic woman standing in front of him like this, like his Latina wife protecting him. And somebody tagged you?

• 47:07Speaker 05

  That got you.

• 47:09Speaker 01

  I like when Nick laughs harder at his own story.

• 47:12The Fat Electrician?

  History memes. It wasn't my joke. I was just retelling it.

• 47:16The Fat Electrician?

  I know what we can do for the gang does episode tonight.

• 47:18Speaker 05

  What?

• 47:19The Fat Electrician?

  We can do the gang does the racist tier list for Pepperbox. We can do a tier list for our favorite racial slurs.

• 47:24Speaker 02

  Like the one that, uh, homegirl did?

• 47:26Speaker 06

  I went.

• 47:28Speaker 02

  It's not who said the most.

• 47:33Speaker 01

  Cody's like, and done.

• 47:35Speaker 02

  Cody's just over here in the corner.

• 47:38The Fat Electrician?

  No, no, no, no.

• 47:39Speaker 06

  He's gonna say it.

• 47:42Speaker 06

  Back in the car.

• 47:43Speaker 01

  It's just all blanked out and then people have to guess what we put up on the tier list. They're just blurs. I don't know what S tier. I'm guessing these three.

• 47:53The Fat Electrician?

  Cody, go ahead and tweet, what's your favorite racial slur? So we know which ones to put in the tier list.

• 47:59Speaker 02

  Ask Grok.

• 48:02Speaker 02

  Ask Grok right now. On air.

• 48:05Speaker 06

  Okay, I'll just ask Grok privately for now.

• 48:08Speaker 02

  Coward.

• 48:10Speaker 06

  Grok's been, which one, which Grok? Grok four or Grok three?

• 48:12Speaker 02

  Grok four.

• 48:13Speaker 01

  Grok, did you see?

• 48:14Speaker 06

  Mecca Hitler.

• 48:14Speaker 01

  Mecca Hitler. Okay, you've seen the whole.

• 48:16Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah. I see everything.

• 48:18Speaker 02

  That shit's been a while.

• 48:19Speaker 01

  Okay. I didn't, I only seen the one, not the other. And then they're like, oh, the anti Semitic. I was like, what?

• 48:25Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 48:25Speaker 01

  And then they show me. I was like, holy sh**. Grok.

• 48:28Speaker 06

  Yeah, Mecca Hitler and Grok, they've been, uh, or sort of one of the same. They've been pretty f**ked lately, man. I'm not gonna lie. They've been telling how it is.

• 48:34Speaker 02

  What is the most commonly used? Oh, yeah. It, it, uh, declined to answer.

• 48:39Speaker 06

  Oh, no.

• 48:41Speaker 02

  Said, uh, my programming steers me, uh, firmly away from endorsing or promoting any form of hate speech as it is counterproductive to helpful conversation. Well, I tell that to fucking Grok the last 24 hours.

• 48:55Speaker 05

  Cracker hard.

• 48:55Speaker 06

  I was thinking hard on this one.

• 48:58Speaker 02

  It's going through a lot of them.

• 49:00Speaker 06

  Oh, my gosh, it's still going. What is the most commonly used racial slur? Uh, it's gotta be the N word. It's at, in every song, it's in every single movie, every joke.

• 49:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, soft A's definitely different.

• 49:10Speaker 06

  Oh, is it really? Well, I mean, yeah, there's sure.

• 49:12Speaker 05

  Did you see the?

• 49:13Speaker 02

  It's that's, man, maybe we do need to do a tier list.

• 49:17Speaker 05

  They're still thinking. 27 seconds. Um, have you, have you seen the, the clip of the, the black streamer? He's playing some kind of horror game. There's a jump scare and he says the hard R like right out. He's like, nah. He said, wow, that just rolled right out.

• 49:30Speaker 02

  Like not soft A, like plantation owner.

• 49:35Speaker 05

  It was like a white ghost face dude.

• 49:40Speaker 02

  He's like, man, I need to do like a 23 and me like that came out way too natural.

• 49:46Speaker 01

  I have no idea how unsub has made it this far. These are the real questions.

• 49:51Speaker 02

  I think Cody has Grok going through every racial slur ever said.

• 49:54Speaker 05

  63 seconds. Yeah.

• 49:56Speaker 01

  Oh, there you go. Thoughts. It started with thoughts.

• 50:00Speaker 05

  Oh, oh, it said the N word.

• 50:01Speaker 01

  Oh, look at that.

• 50:02Speaker 06

  Which one?

• 50:03Speaker 02

  Oh, and it differentiates between hard R and soft A.

• 50:05Speaker 06

  Okay. So which one's more? Show her the soft A.

• 50:11Speaker 06

  The soft A makes it sound so friendly.

• 50:12Speaker 02

  Oh God, I can't read any part of this.

• 50:14Speaker 05

  Like a couple of paragraphs here.

• 50:16Speaker 06

  We can play a game of chicken. Who will read the most?

• 50:20Speaker 05

  It said raccoon, but without the rat.

• 50:24Speaker 06

  Wait, what is that? Is it a new one? Is it? Oh, no, that's an old one.

• 50:28Speaker 05

  That's old. That's civil rights.

• 50:29Speaker 06

  Really?

• 50:30Speaker 05

  Stuff right there.

• 50:31Speaker 02

  Anything my grandfather knows is not a new one.

• 50:33Speaker 06

  That one does not sound that fun.

• 50:34Speaker 05

  You remember Forrest Gump? Like mama used to sweep him off the porch with the broom.

• 50:38Speaker 06

  Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:40Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ. Dude, this is going into detail.

• 50:42Speaker 06

  I just recently saw it like, like six months ago. It's a good ass movie.

• 50:45Speaker 05

  I'm gonna save this.

• 50:46Speaker 01

  Jenny's a whore.

• 50:47Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 50:50Speaker 02

  It's like the least likable.

• 50:51Speaker 06

  Yeah, Paul McGonagall broke my heart. Dude, that fucked me up, bro. That fucked me up.

• 50:56Speaker 02

  Cause weren't they gonna make, they were gonna make like Forrest Gump two.

• 50:59Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 50:59Speaker 02

  And it was gonna include a bunch of shit from the nineties. Like they were gonna have him in the back of the white Bronco during the OJ chase. And he was gonna go to space and all sorts of shit. It was.

• 51:09Speaker 06

  That sounds awesome.

• 51:10Speaker 01

  Shouldn't you slow down, Juice?

• 51:14Speaker 02

  Nah, the juice is loose.

• 51:18Speaker 01

  What did I miss?

• 51:20Speaker 02

  It's like the Norm MacDonald bit where he's like, yeah, in, in recent testimony, um, OJ said he would have, uh, you know, died for his wife and, you know, he never would have laid a finger on her. What bad luck to have a person in this life who would die for you and get killed by him.

• 51:37Speaker 05

  Okay, Norm MacDonald.

• 51:39Speaker 02

  Oh, I think he got fired from SNL from how hard he went about the OJ stuff.

• 51:43Speaker 05

  He got fired for something. He just goes hard all the time. It's hilarious.

• 51:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, oh, that one, we, we couldn't play it. What was the?

• 51:52The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 51:53Speaker 01

  Fuck, it was a skit on SNL and we were like, oh, I think Norm MacDonald told the story and they couldn't play it. It was the, fuck, I sent it to you guys. Now I'm trying to remember which one it was.

• 52:04Speaker 02

  Was it like on SNL?

• 52:05Speaker 01

  No, they said, we pitched this, but it- Oh, oh, I know. Good Will Hunting.

• 52:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, Good Will Smith?

• 52:13Speaker 01

  Yeah. Oh. Yeah, I've seen it, I've seen it.

• 52:17Speaker 02

  I don't even think we can repeat that.

• 52:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, we can't even, we'll show that afterwards. It is, holy shit.

• 52:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, I haven't seen SNL in like fifteen years.

• 52:24Speaker 02

  This did not make SNL.

• 52:26Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 52:26Speaker 02

  I'll, I'll show you.

• 52:27Speaker 06

  Okay, okay.

• 52:29Speaker 01

  I forgot that one, Good Will Smith, that's the one where you watch it and you're like, oh, Brandon, do you need not?

• 52:35Speaker 02

  One more time, you got this, buddy.

• 52:37Speaker 01

  Brandon, can you, Brandon, do you-

• 52:39Speaker 02

  Almost there, bud.

• 52:40Speaker 01

  Brandon, where do you store your firearms?

• 52:43Speaker 02

  All over my house, in every fucking crevice.

• 52:45Speaker 01

  Well, do I have the product for you, Nick Shum? Here, hand it to me, Brandon, so I can show you. Brandon, this is StopBox.

• 52:54Speaker 01

  StopBox.

• 52:55The Fat Electrician?

  We love box.

• 52:57Speaker 02

  You're selling me.

• 52:58The Fat Electrician?

  What's in the box? You have to open it and find out.

• 53:00Speaker 02

  All right, well, let's see if I can do this. Oh, wow, look at that.

• 53:03The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, it didn't stop you.

• 53:05Speaker 05

  Can I hide my goop in that?

• 53:06Speaker 01

  You can hide your goop in that, Cody. Cody, do you know why I love this thing?

• 53:10Speaker 02

  Why?

• 53:13Speaker 01

  Why?

• 53:14Speaker 02

  Why, God, why?

• 53:16Speaker 01

  Because you don't have to use keys.

• 53:20The Fat Electrician?

  Gun, not included.

• 53:21Speaker 02

  Cody, you've got multiple cats in your house, including Squirt, who's quite the scrapper.

• 53:25Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 53:26Speaker 02

  Would you want Squirt to have access to your firearms?

• 53:28Speaker 05

  No.

• 53:29Speaker 02

  He's violent. Well, then StopBox is the perfect product for you. No cats getting inside, Dad.

• 53:34The Fat Electrician?

  Or people without thumbs.

• 53:35Speaker 02

  Hmm, hmm.

• 53:37The Fat Electrician?

  The nice part is it is actually TSA compliant.

• 53:40Speaker 02

  I didn't actually know that part until a couple of months ago. That is actually really cool. You just put a little lock through there.

• 53:45The Fat Electrician?

  Exactly.

• 53:46Speaker 05

  When you check in a pistol or any gun, if there's a hole that a lock can go through on whatever you're checking your gun in, you have to put a lock through that. This has one hole, so you just need one lock, easily accessible once you land on the ground.

• 53:57Speaker 02

  I know you're not normally a one-hole kind of guy, but this is definitely an exception to the rule.

• 54:01Speaker 01

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• 54:05The Fat Electrician?

  Wait, what are tariffs?

• 54:06Speaker 02

  Like, I'm pretty sure I shot a few of them.

• 54:10Speaker 01

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• 54:15The Fat Electrician?

  And right now, if you buy one StopBox, you're gonna get another StopBox free. So that's 10% off, plus buy one, get one free when you use code unsub at checkout. That's StopBoxUSA.com.

• 54:25Speaker 05

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• 54:28The Fat Electrician?

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• 54:31Speaker 01

  Uh, Nick, you're not drinking. Cody's not drinking. We're going, Brandon, we're all doing fitness really good. You're on your weight loss journey. You're down 100 and how much total?

• 54:41Speaker 06

  I'm down 107 pounds. That's crazy, man. Fucking good for you, dude. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm still trying to cut even more because I just want to be fast. Like I want to be really, really, really fucking fast. And then hopefully wherever the new Creator Clash is, like preferably run by like, I don't know, some other, maybe Kaisa and Ad will do it or fucking y'all. When is Pepperbox gonna do a fight? Wait, why wouldn't y'all do it?

• 55:01Speaker 01

  We should. I think we should.

• 55:03Speaker 06

  Live event, we could.

• 55:04Speaker 02

  I would take a fight for that.

• 55:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 55:06Speaker 06

  Wait, y'all should 100%. What the, that would be sick.

• 55:09Speaker 01

  That would be a massive push because we can do live now on Pepperbox. It's, we can control everything. We just do it one off. You can either subscription or.

• 55:18The Fat Electrician?

  We have teams. You just volunteer and then we, we have a veteran captain and an autism captain. And we just get to pick our team lineup and whichever, whichever guy wins, that's more money to autism, more, more money to veterans. It's all charity, but you have teams.

• 55:35Speaker 02

  We're fighting autistic people?

• 55:37The Fat Electrician?

  No, no, no, no.

• 55:39Speaker 02

  Well, anybody that's fighting us will.

• 55:43Speaker 06

  Now that would be sick.

• 55:45Speaker 02

  It's like, it reminds me of the, the South Park, like the Russell Crowe. We're like, I could, we were trying to fight cancer, but instead I'm just gonna fight this guy with cancer.

• 55:55Speaker 02

  I thought you were talking about me, Darkfey. No.

• 55:58The Fat Electrician?

  Same.

• 56:00Speaker 01

  Dude, actually, we should do that, eh, cuz we could generate, eh, we all have a whole bunch of people that probably volunteer for that.

• 56:06Speaker 06

  But we gotta do it right, though.

• 56:08Speaker 01

  Oh, a hundred percent.

• 56:08Speaker 06

  Cuz like, the, the problem with Creator clashes is like, eh, a lot of things. But the big thing was, eh, eh, apparently, it was failing even before the content, eh, eh, apparently, and I believe it, cuz it's like, who the fuck cared about any of those fights? Like, we wanna see actually street, like, strippers that actually f- and hate each other.

• 56:26Speaker 02

  I knew like Harley and, eh, eh, Freddie Wong.

• 56:29Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 56:29Speaker 02

  Those are like the only two.

• 56:30Speaker 06

  Yeah, but like, like.

• 56:31Speaker 02

  Glenn and Corridor.

• 56:32Speaker 06

  But you were excited to see, you were excited to see Harley fight, you didn't care who he was fighting.

• 56:36Speaker 02

  No.

• 56:36Speaker 06

  Yeah, eh, eh, you know what I mean? Like, we need like, blood matches. You know, like, me, me fighting Hassan with Asmongold reacting to the fight.

• 56:43Speaker 01

  Oh, you know that Hassan.

• 56:46Speaker 06

  Sam Hyde versus Hassan would go way on, I was, I was throwing my hand in the ring. Eh, or like, you know, I mean, like, you guys surely love to beat, there's, there's gotta be people who you hate on this platform that you could beat the fuck out of. Or at least try to.

• 56:56Speaker 02

  Honestly, I d- I don't really have a lot of people that I, I would say that I, I, I hate. Even the guy I fought, James Sellers, like.

• 57:02Speaker 01

  He did good.

• 57:03Speaker 02

  We were great, like, we, we had no personal beef, and like.

• 57:06Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 57:07Speaker 02

  They were trying to manufacture some, and me and him were just normal, well-adjusted dudes, just like, hey, um.

• 57:12Speaker 01

  Cuz you want that, you want that fu- you want like, Cody's getting in the ring with [BLEEP]. And then that's not gonna happen.

• 57:17Speaker 02

  I don't believe that.

• 57:18Speaker 01

  I know, but it's like, eh, that's a fight where you'd be like, oh, fuck, I watched everyone's, he's not taking that fight.

• 57:24Speaker 02

  You're not allowed to put snuff films on the internet either.

• 57:27Speaker 06

  Or like, XQC versus like, um, oh god, Spanish XQC, what the fuck is his name? I always forget, there's a guy who's literally copied XQC's whole [BLEEP] flow, but he's Spanish, I got no idea what the fuck his name is.

• 57:38Speaker 02

  How about anybody who talks [BLEEP] about us versus us?

• 57:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, just fight him. Yeah, absolutely.

• 57:42The Fat Electrician?

  That's the thing, is they won't fight.

• 57:44Speaker 06

  I know.

• 57:45The Fat Electrician?

  That's a, that's a hard part with grudge matches, because nobody wants, very few people have the balls that say they hate somebody, and then have the balls to go fight him in front of people, because then it's a thousand times worse if you lose.

• 57:56Speaker 06

  Absolutely.

• 57:57The Fat Electrician?

  You know what I mean? So it's so hard to get those grudge matches going.

• 57:59Speaker 06

  Sure, sure.

• 58:00The Fat Electrician?

  You'd have to offer so much money, it'd be insane.

• 58:02Speaker 06

  Sure, sure, sure.

• 58:03Speaker 01

  And we don't look like the most, I mean, if I was just a random internet duo, I'd be like, I'm gonna [BLEEP].

• 58:13Speaker 02

  You're like.

• 58:14Speaker 01

  Suck.

• 58:15Speaker 02

  We show our catalog of like, Pepperbox creators, and you're just like on Tinder, like, left, left, left, left, left.

• 58:23Speaker 06

  If you guys were to say like your top three off the top of your head fights that you would love to see like who what creator would you love to fight other Chris I don't know if you guys know a lot of Chris I know you guys are very much in your own bubble like for me like I would love to see Sam Hyde versus Zaza uh Emmeru versus Lily Peach you um and for one more fight oh Miskin versus Ludwig I would love to see those fucking fights.

• 58:44The Fat Electrician?

  I want to see Kentucky Scott fight literally anybody except for me.

• 58:52The Fat Electrician?

  I would love that.

• 58:53Speaker 02

  I've Scott has told me some stories of some fights he got into when he was a state trooper.

• 58:58The Fat Electrician?

  Scott is the nicest guy on the planet but you stand next to you're like I could hit this dude in the face with a baseball bat and he'd spit toothpicks at me and look like look at me like I was dumb.

• 59:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, this man benches like four oh five easy like.

• 59:12The Fat Electrician?

  After having after having his chest cracked because he got his blown up by a gun.

• 59:17Speaker 06

  Jesus.

• 59:18The Fat Electrician?

  Like a year later he was benching four plates.

• 59:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was like two months after that he was back up to like three fifteen he was back up to three plates.

• 59:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, this is after again he blew himself up with the well the gun blew up and then he had to put his thumb down to stop the bleeding.

• 59:33The Fat Electrician?

  In his jugular vein.

• 59:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, well his dad drove him to the hospital and that's the surgery like it's all on camera but the surgery was they from here to here cut him open had to remove shrapnel all like.

• 59:46Speaker 02

  Repair it like it was in his lung I think.

• 59:48Speaker 06

  Jesus.

• 59:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah and all he's like yeah I was just thinking about my family and I was like can't.

• 59:53Speaker 02

  Broken orbital socket everything.

• 59:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, can't pass out can't pass.

• 59:56Speaker 06

  This guy sounds awesome.

• 59:57The Fat Electrician?

  He's the nicest dude on the planet he's like hey when you come out to do a

• 1:00:00Speaker 01

  There's a curse.

• 1:00:01The Fat Electrician?

  When you come out to do a a collaboration video with me someday will you go to church with me there's a really nice kid there that's a fan I was like yes Scott I would go to church with you like.

• 1:00:11Speaker 02

  I can't speak for anybody else but I was that's one of the reasons I was so upset when he had his accident I'm like man this is literally the best of us.

• 1:00:18The Fat Electrician?

  Right.

• 1:00:19Speaker 02

  Like it could it I know people say it couldn't happen to a better guy it literally couldn't have happened to a better guy.

• 1:00:24Speaker 01

  He's I will not cuss when I'm talking on the phone just because I try to be respectful because he doesn't he's very family friendly no idea how he's done this podcast or associates with this.

• 1:00:34Speaker 02

  Why he hangs out with us I have no idea but he's a good man.

• 1:00:38Speaker 01

  But yeah I would love to watch him just fight.

• 1:00:42The Fat Electrician?

  Anybody.

• 1:00:42Speaker 01

  Anyone.

• 1:00:43The Fat Electrician?

  Literally.

• 1:00:44Speaker 01

  Hi. Just punches their head explodes. Sorry.

• 1:00:47The Fat Electrician?

  I murdered him.

• 1:00:50Speaker 06

  The crowd takes AOE damage from the force of the head.

• 1:00:55Speaker 01

  Gallagher show.

• 1:01:00Speaker 01

  They're just sending waves of humans at him.

• 1:01:03Speaker 02

  What is uh one Scott versus a hundred men?

• 1:01:09Speaker 02

  He is the gorilla.

• 1:01:11Speaker 06

  Oh, that's a really fun idea. Like you versus a hundred of your shadows. How many can you take down before they get you? Oh dude, that would be sick.

• 1:01:19The Fat Electrician?

  So tired. We get like Joey swole with like 12 gym bullies. He gets to fight him one at a time.

• 1:01:27Speaker 06

  Oh shit, that'd be sick.

• 1:01:29The Fat Electrician?

  I'm trying to think of YouTubers.

• 1:01:31Speaker 06

  PewDiePie versus Mr. Beast. That'd be a great fight.

• 1:01:34The Fat Electrician?

  That would be epic, actually.

• 1:01:36Speaker 02

  They've gotten better shit.

• 1:01:38Speaker 06

  Yes, they have.

• 1:01:38Speaker 01

  If both did a year of like solid fight camp with some of the top level, that'd be a good ass fight and that would bring in probably bigger views and buys than Canelo. Business wise, that would be a massive fight.

• 1:01:53Speaker 02

  They probably could, frankly.

• 1:01:55Speaker 06

  Or Kai versus Speed would be crazy.

• 1:01:57Speaker 01

  Oh dude.

• 1:01:58Speaker 06

  Speed would fucking kill him in seconds. Speed's a freak. Like that dude is fast.

• 1:02:03The Fat Electrician?

  He's a legit athlete.

• 1:02:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, he's a generational talent. I genuinely think that he's gonna like be doing like breaking records very soon.

• 1:02:09The Fat Electrician?

  Who, God, who's uh, sorry, just going off people that are fast, uh Tyree Kill in the NFL. He's the, he's the fastest dude in the NFL. They're like his hundred meter time from college, cause he ran track in college too. His hundred meter time from college would have gotten him like seventh in the Olympics.

• 1:02:28Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:02:29The Fat Electrician?

  Like ungodly fast.

• 1:02:31Speaker 01

  And he is how much?

• 1:02:32The Fat Electrician?

  Huh?

• 1:02:32Speaker 01

  Weight wise?

• 1:02:33The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know. He's a fucking wide receiver in the NFL. So it's just like freak athlete.

• 1:02:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:02:39Speaker 01

  Bro. Yeah, that's terrifying. Those are the guys and you get to watch like a normal. I can outrun, I watch my 40 yard dash and like, okay, go Kevin.

• 1:02:48The Fat Electrician?

  Who's the, who's the?

• 1:02:49Speaker 01

  Home Depot Kevin. You have a 20s.

• 1:02:52The Fat Electrician?

  Who's the super jacked black fitness influencer that did the whole Saratoga water thing? Cause I show, I show speed raced him and he was like pissed off. He was pissed off because speed kept beating him. He beat him like five times. Yep. Speed's like, no, we're not doing it again. Those are fifth time I beat you like.

• 1:03:09Speaker 02

  Meanwhile, our audience is checking out. They're like, you're talking about people that go outside.

• 1:03:16Speaker 01

  The fighting is, uh, yeah, I mean, probably just like Mr. Beast. That would be the, the big one I'd watch or Speed versus Kai.

• 1:03:23Speaker 02

  I can talk, well, I, I won't, I won't mention who it is, but I tried to fight somebody that I had like a little bit of like an actual gripe with.

• 1:03:31Speaker 02

  And, uh, to, well, um.

• 1:03:35Speaker 01

  Is he alive still?

• 1:03:37Speaker 02

  What's up? Oh, no, no, no. So that, that guy, I never really had like a personal beef with. It was just my original, that was my original, uh. I might've accidentally, apparently he failed medicals. It was action, man. I never really had a personal gripe with him. He just didn't take training very seriously and failed medicals. Cause. And then later ended up popping like a weapons charge or some shit, which is.

• 1:03:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know if he's, I haven't heard that name in.

• 1:04:01Speaker 02

  I don't know. Since my fight, really.

• 1:04:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:03Speaker 02

  Just another streamer, but, uh, it was very clear. I was like showing Eli videos. He was the guy I was supposed to fight, showing him videos of like, this was him last night and he's like, faded on the like pot and vodka and everything like that. I'm like, I, I don't think he's training.

• 1:04:18Speaker 01

  Well, Brandon was training very hard for his fight. I was like, well, you're gonna murder this dude then. That's a positive. Those are the coolest fights though.

• 1:04:25Speaker 02

  But I'm, uh, but the, the guy I tried to fight originally, uh, I, I did have a little bit of a personal fucking gripe with and Keen tried to put it together. And the guy was like, mm, it's not enough money. And I, I volunteered it. I said, I will give you every dime I'm going to make. I will donate every dollar I'm gonna make from this fight to you to take this fight. And I thought that was gonna convince him to take it cuz it was gonna get him to the money amount he wanted.

• 1:04:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  I think it scared the fuck out of him. Cuz he realized that I just wanted to beat his ass for free and not go to jail.

• 1:05:00Speaker 02

  And then he bowed out. He literally quoted Tommy Hurt, I think.

• 1:05:03Speaker 06

  That's so gay, bro.

• 1:05:05Speaker 02

  I would have, I would have preferred that that fight had happened, but.

• 1:05:08Speaker 06

  That's when I wish you would say their name cuz they.

• 1:05:13Speaker 06

  I did have a fantasy about that. I used to play this game called Genshin in back a couple of years ago. And I wanted to fight three of the creators from this game at the same time. Because everybody, everybody who plays this shit is like a five foot four, like Asian twink. And just feeling like my hand cracked their fucking bones in a one hit. Holy fuck. I let, I let them use steel chairs. I can take five of these dorks, bro. Oh, I fantasize about that shit. Were they shit talking you? Oh, nonstop. So what they do is, it's like cry bullying, right? Yeah, like, they bitch about what I do, even though, so, okay. So essentially, they're all corporate dick suckers. And I was telling people, hey, these games are, it's, they're selling gambling to children.

• 1:05:56Speaker 06

  We should inform our audiences of the predatory practice of this corporation. It's like, oh, you're just being mean cuz you hate the game. Just quit. And I'm like, how about I just kill you? Cuz they made my life miserable, bro. It was so bad, bro. And what was really nice was, everybody, side note, people, sorry for my chat disorder the million times. All these people who came at me at the same fucking time, I had nine creators coming at me at the same fucking time, right? And with that many creators going against one guy, you'd assume the one guy's in the wrong. Person after person, I took them down and out of them as frauds. As the mask fell off and the mask fell off, all these, cuz the conversation we had earlier on, um, Say Hi to Eli, which you guys should check out. You killed that one. Yeah, you guys should check out. He plugged it.

• 1:06:36Speaker 06

  Yeah, um, like, the people who pretend that they are these good people on the internet are usually the biggest pieces of shit. It is very rare, but there's, there's no way to be that nice, that positive all the time. Uh, so, yeah, that was.

• 1:06:49Speaker 02

  The people who signal virtue?

• 1:06:51Speaker 06

  Yes. I think it's the virtue signaling. Yeah.

• 1:06:54Speaker 02

  Thank you for that up as well.

• 1:07:01Speaker 02

  Eli with the assist.

• 1:07:02Speaker 06

  Yeah. No, it's your teammate, damn it.

• 1:07:09Speaker 01

  I just fucking blocked you.

• 1:07:12Speaker 06

  Wrong team dickhead.

• 1:07:13Speaker 01

  No, we're going over just a lot of, there's fake people. It's like what you see online. Chances are they suck. If you can find a good crew of people, they might not be perfect. They're, but they will be very honest and you will see how they are. They're not putting on a mask. He was like, that's who you want to surround yourself with.

• 1:07:30Speaker 06

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 1:07:31Speaker 01

  Tall tables, high fences, crazy concept. This is the group right here. Again, we have very, it's just how we talk and then we make dark jokes. We have fun. Twitter is PvP servers.

• 1:07:44Speaker 06

  I love it. I love PvP, bro. It's so funny.

• 1:07:47Speaker 01

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• 1:08:03Speaker 05

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• 1:08:07Speaker 01

  By the way, your arms are looking jacked right now.

• 1:08:10Speaker 05

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• 1:08:15Speaker 01

  Can it help me in all departments?

• 1:08:17Speaker 05

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• 1:08:20Speaker 01

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• 1:08:22Speaker 05

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• 1:08:26Speaker 01

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• 1:08:30Speaker 05

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• 1:08:34Speaker 01

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• 1:08:53Speaker 05

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• 1:09:34The Fat Electrician?

  Oh shit, I'm so sorry. That was pretty much it, I think. I mean, it's just this crazy ass book. Guy saved a bunch of people.

• 1:09:41Speaker 01

  What was one of the crazier stories from that?

• 1:09:42The Fat Electrician?

  The motorcycle.

• 1:09:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:09:45The Fat Electrician?

  Pretty intense. Uh, no, he, he kinda captured 800 people all at once.

• 1:09:52Speaker 01

  That's kind of.

• 1:09:53The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, so like they, at the end of Saipan, they, the general essentially like knew it was over and he ordered all of his remaining forces, we're just gonna launch a gigantic bonsai attack, run into Marine Corps machine gunfire and ordered all of his men to take seven Americans with him. And a bunch of Americans died, but it was like 20 to one kill ratio. They just slaughtered these guys running. I mean, you're just bayonet charging a machine gun line of Marines. Like it's not gonna go well. And a bunch of people that survived fled back to these cave complexes and guy had went out the night before, not knowing they were launching this giant attack. So he's like up on a hill and oversees this battle.

• 1:10:36The Fat Electrician?

  And then he has to like stay out for three days straight. And then he, on his way back ends up running into two Japanese guys. And they're like wounded and he, you know, talks to him and convinces him, hey, go back and tell whoever, wherever you're going, go tell them they can surrender to me. And like the officer comes out with like an escort of 12 dudes. He's by himself. He's shitting his pants. So he's like, he doesn't have the drop on him. He's like, they're gonna kill my ass. And he gives him the, the line of like, you know, you guys fought incredible last night. And he like lists the general, it was, um, General Howling Mad Smith, he's like, my shogun, General Smith is so impressed with how bravely you guys fought with honor and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Surrender to me. And the guy's like,

• 1:11:18The Fat Electrician?

  you know, do you have hospitals? He's like, yes, we have medical aid, food, everything like, we're not going to hurt you. We're not cannibals. And he ends up convincing this officer to surrender. And the guy does. And the dude's like, I'll be back in a minute and starts shows up. And he's like, it's just lines of people. He goes, I can't see the end of the line. They just keep fucking coming. He's freaking out, not knowing what he wants to do. The officers are getting mad at him. Like, where's our medical attention? Where's our medical attention? He doesn't have a radio. And like, his fate would have it, the Marines are advancing. And the Japanese start, oh, Marine, Marine. And he like, turns around and like, has them, has them all take their white undershirts off and start waving them. And then he gets out where they can see him and he waves. And Marines come tearing up with a Jeep and he like, tells them what's going on. And like, they get a bunch

• 1:12:02The Fat Electrician?

  of Marines in there to start processing and ends up being like, 800 Japanese people that he got to surrender. Also, Jesus.

• 1:12:10Speaker 02

  I momentarily forgot I wasn't watching a fat election.

• 1:12:16Speaker 01

  The level of stress, just with 800 people that you are by yourself, terrifying.

• 1:12:21Speaker 06

  Fuck that, bro.

• 1:12:22Speaker 01

  Terrifying. You're like, fuck, okay, hold it together, man.

• 1:12:26Speaker 02

  These were the same dudes that were just bayonet charging your position, willing to die to kill you.

• 1:12:31The Fat Electrician?

  Right. Yes.

• 1:12:32Speaker 01

  And have them surrender. That means, oh, he got lucky, he talked to that officer and the officer.

• 1:12:36Speaker 06

  Is this, is this, is this pre Kawaii Japan or post Kawaii Japan?

• 1:12:39The Fat Electrician?

  Wait, what?

• 1:12:40Speaker 06

  Like, for the, the people who are fighting, because they were Japanese soldiers, right?

• 1:12:43The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:43Speaker 06

  This is pre nuke or post nuke?

• 1:12:45The Fat Electrician?

  Pre.

• 1:12:45Speaker 06

  Pre. Oh, because these were, they were fucked up.

• 1:12:47The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:47Speaker 06

  Oh, shit, that's scary.

• 1:12:49The Fat Electrician?

  So like, this is, this is Saipan. Saipan is the island where, um, it's like the first, or one of the first, like, real islands where the Marines were encountering legitimate Japanese civilians. And Marines in the United States were like, starting to understand, like, how indoctrinated the Japanese civilians were to their propaganda. Because like, the Japanese were telling the Japanese people, like, America's the aggressor. They had no idea that they attacked Pearl Harbor first. They thought that America was literally cannibal barbarians coming to eat them. So that's why you had, like, civilians that were throwing themselves off cliffs, rather than being captured by Americans. And he talks about that in his book, like, having to watch, like, parents throw their kids off a cliff. And he's like,

• 1:13:33The Fat Electrician?

  I'm like one of the only people that speaks Japanese. So I'm hearing like what these kids are saying to their parents while this is happening is horrible.

• 1:13:42Speaker 02

  What is uh like I I didn't know that element of the story that this is the first time they're they're seeing Japanese civilians like did they just evacuate all of these like islands or?

• 1:13:51The Fat Electrician?

  All the islands leading up to that were like areas that had been um conquered during the campaign the decade prior. So they were like occupied territories.

• 1:14:01Speaker 02

  Strategic.

• 1:14:01The Fat Electrician?

  They were like strategic islands with airstrips and stuff. Saipan was um it's not part of Japan at this point. It was an island that was colonized by Japan prior to World War and everything. So um there was like a local indigenous people, but Japan had come in and colonized it and was using Saipan for um sugarcane. And it was like essentially part of Japan. So there was a ton of civilians that were living there, working there, farm workers, all kinds of stuff. So it was like the first island that America made it to that wasn't a strategic military location. It was like people lived there.

• 1:14:36Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:14:37The Fat Electrician?

  For years, like this was people's homes. And so, yeah.

• 1:14:42Speaker 01

  And they activated. That is a lot of people forget like Japan conquered a lot.

• 1:14:47The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:48Speaker 01

  And that area a lot was conquered by Japan. I don't know. They didn't do. They were going into Korea even.

• 1:14:56The Fat Electrician?

  Korea, China, Philippines, all the Pacific Islands.

• 1:15:00Speaker 02

  Tried Alaska.

• 1:15:02The Fat Electrician?

  They tried Alaska. They were up in Alaska.

• 1:15:04Speaker 02

  Really? The Aleutian Islands.

• 1:15:05The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, the Aleutian Islands. They were up in Alaska. They had castners cut throats out there with them the entire time. It was hilarious.

• 1:15:11Speaker 01

  I don't think I know.

• 1:15:11The Fat Electrician?

  Funniest fucking stories of World War Two.

• 1:15:14Speaker 01

  Have you told that story?

• 1:15:15The Fat Electrician?

  They they brought a guerrilla warfare guy that was fighting him over in China. When they started to invade the Aleutian Islands and they're like just assemble a team and fuck go with the Japanese. And this guy's like, all right. I don't need normal soldiers. I need I need the right kind of men. So he literally just recruits like lumber. No, straight up like he goes like he goes to like and recruits lumberjacks and like outdoorsmen and like crazy hunters. And he's like, look, you guys don't need to wear military uniforms. Wear whatever the fuck you want. What do you guys want for guns? Gives them everything and basically just cuts them loose and it's like just go with the Japanese. And like these dudes are just out there taking pop shots and disappearing because like.

• 1:15:58The Fat Electrician?

  Japanese people don't know how to survive in fucking Alaska. And these are a bunch of lumberjacks that have been doing it for a living forever. So like.

• 1:16:06Speaker 01

  He was wearing a red and a bracca, coat and a beard.

• 1:16:12The Fat Electrician?

  Legit.

• 1:16:12Speaker 01

  And jeans. They disappeared and cut down tree.

• 1:16:15The Fat Electrician?

  Casters cut throats.

• 1:16:17Speaker 02

  I think that's probably the only time, I correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm trying to think through history. It's probably the only time in the last 200 years where the United States, somebody attempted to invade the United States or a territory that we held as far as like a state. I guess it wasn't a state at the time.

• 1:16:35The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, it wasn't a state at the time.

• 1:16:36Speaker 02

  It was another 10 years or so.

• 1:16:38The Fat Electrician?

  Soldiers, I mean, the Japanese also had the kite bombs that they were dropping. One of those, that those were the only Americans to die or American civilians to die on US soil.

• 1:16:47Speaker 02

  What I mean like.

• 1:16:47The Fat Electrician?

  Doing an act of war.

• 1:16:48Speaker 02

  Pearl Harbor and stuff like that, but like they didn't attempt to invade that were, they were just striking a military target versus like actually putting boots on the ground.

• 1:16:56The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, no, they were trying to invade. They thought they were going to cut all the way through Canada, which is a wild prospect at that point in time.

• 1:17:01Speaker 02

  That and the Canadians were on some shit back in the 40s.

• 1:17:04The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like, good luck. Canadians still were allowed to own guns at that point.

• 1:17:11Speaker 07

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• 1:17:41Speaker 02

  That's a wild trip to be like, we'll land in Alaska and then walk all the way down. That and they were like, those were the dedicated like trench warfare experts back then.

• 1:17:50The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:51Speaker 02

  Hand to hand bayonets, shotguns, like the Canadians would fuck you up.

• 1:17:55The Fat Electrician?

  Not quite sure what the strategy was there. You know, it'd be funner than fighting America on its home turf. If we had to walk through Canada first to do it.

• 1:18:03Speaker 01

  Just land in San Francisco. That's a way better idea. It's not a good idea, but it's better than that.

• 1:18:12Speaker 06

  Are you a big history guy? Absolutely not. Really? Zero percent. No shit. I failed every course. I was so dumb. I don't know what it is. I was so good at like, okay, so, okay, let me know if this makes sense. I'm really good at things where if you know a little, you can know a lot by using the basis of information. Like for example, math. I'm really good at math. The one I know two plus two is four and four times four is 16. I'm like, okay, now I know everything else in the world. But that took the professors eight years. It did.

• 1:18:41Speaker 06

  But with history, it's so hard because if you weren't ever taught it and there's no way for you to know it, like you could ballpark it. Like, okay, well, World War One was this time, then World War Two is probably around here and World War Three is whenever Trump resummons the rain clouds, right? Uh, but the problem is, fuck off, bro. Jesus Christ. Um, I'm just so dumb. Uh, my memory attention is not that good. I have a horrible clip on the internet where I thought that World War Two was in the 1800s. And I've been hearing about that. I've been hearing about that for like two years, bro. It's so bad. Has the pre-QI. Yeah, so like.

• 1:19:12Speaker 01

  There Lincoln was, D-Day.

• 1:19:15Speaker 01

  Running up that beach, the slaves came out. It's like, what?

• 1:19:21Speaker 01

  Are you mixing everything right now? What happened?

• 1:19:24Speaker 06

  So I, I have been trying to educate myself. I think I was actually gonna watch your video on Operation Praying Mantis. Yep. Yep, yeah, I was gonna watch that and then I watched another video about the travesties of Japan and I, I watched a brief video, a seven minute video of the his, it's called the history of the world, I guess. And I'm trying to educate because it is very interesting. Uh, but yeah, I have a new series called like History Hater reacts to this. Because just to. You got plenty of content with this guy. Yeah, absolutely. It's anime in real life. It is, it is. That's why like, you know, it's crazy. It's like. That is the.

• 1:19:55Speaker 01

  It'll get him on it, so stop it, Brandon.

• 1:19:58Speaker 06

  Like you telling the story. I got cancer from that. I'm gonna make a wish kid now. John Cena. What? Yeah, so like a- Oh, fuck it, Superman. Yeah, hearing about that story of you tell about the, uh, the, the parents throwing the children off the cliff, like, that was like, that was, that was fucked up. I've never heard shit that horrible happen in real life. He's like, obviously, we've all heard about the, the Hitlers and the, uh, the Osama Bin Ladens, but there's a lot of hidden lore of horrific shit that people have done that, uh, sound cool to get it formed on, but also like a little bit haunting.

• 1:20:27Speaker 02

  When you did it to, uh, unit fifty-

• 1:20:30Speaker 01

  Seven thirty-one.

• 1:20:31Speaker 06

  Seven thirty-one. That one, when you start reading on that, you're gonna be like, what? Yeah, no, I've, I've liked that video a lot. A lot, a lot, a lot.

• 1:20:39Speaker 02

  There's also a lot of really fucked up shit that happened, like, I don't know, the Armenian genocide that Hassan continues to deny.

• 1:20:46Speaker 01

  Oh, I got clean right there.

• 1:20:50Speaker 01

  Wait, he denies it?

• 1:20:52Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, the, the murdering of the, the Christians in Armenia.

• 1:20:56Speaker 01

  I didn't know he denies that.

• 1:20:57Speaker 02

  Uh, his, well, his uncle, Chank from The Young Turks, is like a notorious Armenian genocide denier, and so that's all-

• 1:21:03Speaker 06

  But that's the guy who likes dogs, right?

• 1:21:06Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:21:06Speaker 01

  Probably.

• 1:21:07Speaker 06

  Wait, the news reporter guy?

• 1:21:08Speaker 02

  I, I didn't know this lore.

• 1:21:12Speaker 06

  Oh, like the Cenk guy?

• 1:21:14Speaker 02

  Uh, C E N K.

• 1:21:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:16Speaker 06

  Yeah, he's the guy who likes dogs.

• 1:21:17Speaker 02

  I was unaware of-

• 1:21:19Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, no, so, oh, yeah, so there was like a clip of him saying that if he were like president, he would like legalize bestiality, because that way people could relieve their stress and it would like lead to less, so you could just animals.

• 1:21:29Speaker 02

  Well, that's a take.

• 1:21:30Speaker 01

  Wait, that's an actual clip clip?

• 1:21:31Speaker 06

  It's, it, that should be on the, something, something around that. I don't want that as a direct quote, but that is a more or less encompassing of what was said.

• 1:21:40Speaker 02

  It was cats.

• 1:21:41Speaker 06

  Oh, okay.

• 1:21:42Speaker 02

  No, I don't, I don't know. I have no idea.

• 1:21:44Speaker 06

  I would have just offered free college. Yeah, and then there's a, there's also more things of him talking about how, um, he like goes to the beach to like watch young girls and fantasize the moment that they become eighteen. So he likes talking about like, oh, this fourteen-year-old is so burrito boy, I can't wait for her to become eighteen.

• 1:22:00Speaker 01

  So fucked up.

• 1:22:01Speaker 02

  But also, I, I, I gotta give him a little shit, uh, Chank, because he also, like, on top of all that shit, he was one of those like, oh, I've got a following, I'm gonna run for office. Ran for office and, and I know pot kettle. But he ran in a super, super heavy, like, blue district. In the primary, he lost, but he lost, he got like-

• 1:22:24Speaker 02

  Seven percent of the vote. It was bad.

• 1:22:26Speaker 06

  That's rough.

• 1:22:27Speaker 02

  And he was on TV at the time.

• 1:22:28Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's really rough.

• 1:22:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was really bad.

• 1:22:31Speaker 01

  I didn't know any of that lore.

• 1:22:33Speaker 06

  Well, yeah, Hassan loves to talk about people's families, but then once you look into his, it's like, oh, I would not be talking if I were you, bro. Especially his best friend.

• 1:22:41Speaker 02

  Where did the 1.5 million Armenian Christians go, Shank?

• 1:22:48Speaker 01

  I like clean from dying over there. This is his humor. He's like, eh, there we go. What are you thinking over here, Nick? Nothing.

• 1:22:58Speaker 01

  What is the like with it? With that kind of streaming or videos, what do you ever have worry about pushback or like, ah, this could come back and buy me an ass? Cause you do have to deal with the drama.

• 1:23:11Speaker 06

  Oh, me?

• 1:23:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:23:13Speaker 06

  Well, there's no reason to, right? Cause like the people who I've liked by are the ones I want to be liked by, the ones I'm hated by, I want to be hated by. Like it's a content creator. It's very important to understand that you're never going to please everybody, right? So like there are people who you do generally just do not want a part of your community. I don't want to Hassan viewer watching me. Why the fuck would I want that? They're terrorist loving retards. Right? Like, well, I want to sit like, it's like, it's like, for example, like, like.

• 1:23:34Speaker 02

  Why do you get along with Tuck Tone?

• 1:23:36Speaker 06

  Yeah. It's like, it's like Ludwig had a clip recently of him talking about how Creator Clash was fucked up and how it was not Ethan's fault. And the amount of people who were like, oh, so you're against Hassan? And like his whole chat was crashing out on him. And it's like, whoa, and he's surprised that people were crashing out on him. It's like, well, Ludwig, you've pandered the your entire career. The moment that you say anything that you actually think that wasn't pre-approved by your daddy Hassan, your chat's going to turn against you. I don't want a chat like that. I would like you to have a good, reasonable discussion with reasonable people. And, uh, yeah, I don't give a fuck about pushback because nobody with the sound of mind is going to give me that.

• 1:24:13Speaker 01

  I love it.

• 1:24:14Speaker 06

  That's why I love y'all's community, which by the way, y'all's community is great. They are very kind. The unsubscribe.

• 1:24:18Speaker 01

  I'll drink to that.

• 1:24:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, they're very sweet.

• 1:24:21Speaker 02

  He said the C word.

• 1:24:22Speaker 06

  Especially on Twitter. Holy fuck. I was telling Eli about this. I've gotten like maybe like 7,000 more followers on Twitter, uh, from like the interactions I've had with you guys. And, uh, man, these people defend me like crazy. I'm like, damn, all right. Yeah. Good night, ass, bro.

• 1:24:36Speaker 02

  We weren't expecting special courses.

• 1:24:39Speaker 01

  They're just waiting with pitchforks and fire.

• 1:24:42The Fat Electrician?

  Speaking of which, I was on the phone with the lawyer investigating Buffalo Public Schools for two hours the other day.

• 1:24:47Speaker 02

  I saw your tweet about that today.

• 1:24:49The Fat Electrician?

  I was on the phone with him for two hours. He wanted a copy of my binder, so I went to Staples and made a copy. Got that mailed right before I caught my flight here. So that's on the way.

• 1:24:59Speaker 01

  Do you know the Buffalo? Okay.

• 1:25:00Speaker 02

  So I love the tweet you put out today because you said that you had that meeting with the lawyer and he had a copy of the binder and you ended it with have the day you deserve.

• 1:25:12The Fat Electrician?

  There's no way they're gonna, I'm like explaining all this shit to him and like with the dude that broke in through the magnet museum. And I have like the letter saying they went into shelter in place, like recap, the school has three lockdown procedures. They have shelter in place, lockout, lockdown. Shelter in place is like there's inclement weather, don't go outside. Lockout is there's an external threat. We're going to lock the exterior doors. Lockdown is there's an interior threat. You need to bring all the kids in the classroom, lock the door and take roll call to make sure we have all the kids accounted for. This 33 year old man breaks into the school, is trying to kidnap kids, is fighting the principal.

• 1:25:50Speaker 02

  So the response should be A.

• 1:25:52Speaker 06

  Oh, well, okay, probably shoot the guy.

• 1:25:56Speaker 02

  Well, out of the three options.

• 1:25:58The Fat Electrician?

  Three options.

• 1:25:59Speaker 06

  Oh, okay. So lockdown, lockout, and then there was.

• 1:26:02The Fat Electrician?

  Shelter in place. Yeah.

• 1:26:03Speaker 06

  Shelter in place. I would probably say if he's inside the building and we don't want him to get out, so that way we can shoot him.

• 1:26:13Speaker 02

  Right now, let's say, let's just protect kids. What's your? Well, yes, we should still shoot him, but.

• 1:26:19Speaker 06

  Uh, the third one?

• 1:26:21The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, lockdown.

• 1:26:23Speaker 02

  You passed.

• 1:26:24The Fat Electrician?

  So they went, they went into shelter.

• 1:26:25Speaker 02

  Are you smarter than Buffalo School System?

• 1:26:28The Fat Electrician?

  They went into shelter in place and the lawyer's like, yeah, so like when I go into court, they're going to argue that, you know, it was a mistake and you know, they just didn't make the right call. And I was like, if it was between lock out and lockdown, I understand your argument. Maybe they didn't know he was in the school yet. Maybe this, that, maybe they misspoke. Maybe somebody misheard lockdown and lockout or whatever.

• 1:26:48The Fat Electrician?

  Shelter in place has no role there. At, at no point do you hear, there's a man inside the school trying to kidnap kids and fighting principals. We better send out the inclement weather alarm.

• 1:26:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:26:59The Fat Electrician?

  And the lawyer's like, yeah, that's a good point. I don't know why they would do that other than trying to fucking hide it. And then I basically broke down like my whole theory on why they do everything. So in the school district, teachers aren't allowed to call nine one one or talk to first responders. They have to go to an administrator. Right? Can't do it. Like I have a, I have interviews of teachers telling me like I had a kid pass out, go unresponsive. I wasn't allowed to call nine one one. We called the principal and the principal said, we're not calling nine one one. They made the parents come pick the kid up. And so my whole theory is, cause they had seventeen thousand, seven hundred and thirty one phone calls between September twenty twenty one and current date twenty twenty five to nine one one.

• 1:27:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:27:41The Fat Electrician?

  And fifty four percent of them were listed as school other. They have no idea what the calls pertain to. So my theory is that the teachers aren't allowed to talk to nine one one because if they tell nine one one what's happening, they're gonna appropriately categorize the nature of the call. So they only let the administrators do it so they can be vague and just be like, oh, well, you just need to show up here. We've got an emergency. So they don't know what to write down. So it gets miscategorized. So it doesn't make them look bad. And I like broke this all down for the lawyer and he's like, oh, fuck, that makes sense.

• 1:28:12Speaker 06

  That's why I like for like, for them getting extra benefits for their.

• 1:28:14The Fat Electrician?

  No, it's just they, they just don't want to look bad. Like it just, it just looks bad on the school. If it's like, oh, their kids are fighting again. This is happening again. So what happened in Buffalo school district is after, after the George Floyd incident, they, the school board got together and basically said, we're not going to have school police officers anymore. We're going to have a private security firm. So they kicked all the cops out. And since then, school violence has gone up tremendously. There's been shootings, stabbings, everything. And, uh, so I'm guessing that they just don't want to look bad and look dumb. So.

• 1:28:46Speaker 06

  Well, it's probably more important to protect the kids than their image, you would assume.

• 1:28:50The Fat Electrician?

  They've only got one image. They've got sixty thousand kids.

• 1:28:53Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah.

• 1:28:55Speaker 01

  You figure that would be the common denominator. No, apparently it was a lot bigger problem than just Buffalo. A lot of people are just like, now we gotta look good. Forward facing. That's all that matters. Yeah, the kids.

• 1:29:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, no, that.

• 1:29:10Speaker 01

  And it was crazy, the level of, I mean, it was great to see the change. Well, change starting to happen because you're fucking binder. Dude, when he showed up with that binder, like, none of us knew that. And then on that second video, Nick's like,

• 1:29:24Speaker 01

  bro, what? And then you see the tab sticking out. It's the size of a Bible.

• 1:29:32The Fat Electrician?

  Cody's in group chat like, Nick, are you just hiring private investigators? How did you find out five years ago? One of the, one of the school board members crashed out drunk on this. You went back how many years? You were in like in the seventies? Seventies, yeah.

• 1:29:45Speaker 02

  Honestly, though, there is nothing more that I love than seeing these government who are used to just everything that they do is, you know, wrapped in obscurity or deniability, actually get consequences and get called out and bullied for the decisions that they're making.

• 1:30:03The Fat Electrician?

  And then realize it's not going to go away. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a teacher at the school board meeting that you can tell me my time's up with speaking.

• 1:30:11Speaker 02

  These people, like, that is, that is the, the degree to which they're used to having any sort of accountability for the shit that they do.

• 1:30:16The Fat Electrician?

  Yep.

• 1:30:17Speaker 02

  They're used to basically acting with impunity until they met our crew of retards.

• 1:30:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're used to talking to 30 people at a time.

• 1:30:27Speaker 02

  Well, here's a couple million and they're pissed.

• 1:30:30Speaker 01

  And then those million are what? Then we have select people, heck, Asman, that are reacting to that and watching it, getting out even wider. And you're like, oh, yeah, hmm, have fun. What happened to any of the, like, the, the one chick that was drinking wine and flipping off the?

• 1:30:47The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, she's still on the school board.

• 1:30:48Speaker 01

  That's fucking wild to me.

• 1:30:51The Fat Electrician?

  Just wait. I got it in my, I got it in my phone calendar. I got the alert. It's three years from now, but the Erie County District Attorney's elections coming up. Most expensive Erie County District Attorney election in history was $200,000.

• 1:31:06Speaker 01

  Well.

• 1:31:07The Fat Electrician?

  I'm about to fucking end that guy's career.

• 1:31:12Speaker 01

  Are you gonna run or what are you gonna do?

• 1:31:13The Fat Electrician?

  Huh? No, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna be his worst nightmare when he tries to run.

• 1:31:19Speaker 01

  Oh, I love that even more.

• 1:31:20Speaker 02

  I might have some connections now that can help you with that.

• 1:31:22The Fat Electrician?

  Good. I can't wait. He thinks I'm gonna forget over the course of that. I'm not gonna forget.

• 1:31:28Speaker 02

  Ask Tony. I know how to make a million spend like 10.

• 1:31:33Speaker 01

  You guys are getting the government's.

• 1:31:37The Fat Electrician?

  All the different story arcs. I'm like, what the fuck is going on with this crew?

• 1:31:41Speaker 02

  I just know how to be the, I just know how to be the sleep paralysis demon of bad politicians.

• 1:31:47The Fat Electrician?

  God, we should have body cans for politicians.

• 1:31:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I still think it would be very funny if a congressman showed up day one, like take the swearing in ceremony with a NASCAR jacket of all of the, the packs or whatever, set the precedent. Cause there'd be some interesting patches on some interesting jackets.

• 1:32:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, I still find it wild. It is a dumb ass podcast of YouTubers that now have very like friends in very high places all of a sudden. And that's where I do not get it. It's like Congress, you decided to do that. And then you got 400 votes off?

• 1:32:23Speaker 02

  407. Yeah, that number doesn't keep me up at night.

• 1:32:27Speaker 01

  And then it's also like a couple of weeks ago, we're at General George's house kicking it with the top brass of the entire military.

• 1:32:36The Fat Electrician?

  And senators.

• 1:32:37Speaker 01

  And senators and government, like you're like, the weirdest experience possible is that especially all of us got out was E4s. I think Brandon was an E7, but

• 1:32:46Speaker 02

  Fuck off.

• 1:32:49Speaker 01

  We, you never see a general and like you, you kind of know the military because you're dad and you're like generals and then there you're just texting buddies and I'll be like

• 1:33:00Speaker 01

  what are we doing? We're fucking retarded.

• 1:33:05Speaker 01

  He's wearing, well, not now, but a tuxedo tie to the Pentagon.

• 1:33:10The Fat Electrician?

  I did wear a tuxedo tank top to the Pentagon. That was dope. Got a lot of dirty looks. It was funny because I'd see like, like I was in the army. So like, I'm looking at rank as I'm walking through this bitch and I'm wearing my tux. I'm the only guy in a tank top, obviously.

• 1:33:24Speaker 02

  I've never heard anybody refer to the Pentagon as this bitch.

• 1:33:30The Fat Electrician?

  Whatever. So I'm like walks through the Pentagon. I'm seeing like full bird colonels, lieutenant colonels, one star generals that are like double taking and looking and then they'll like start beelining towards me. And then as they get closer, they like see who I'm walking with and talking to. And then they like, they they veer off and don't say shit. I was like, this is hilarious. These guys don't know, I just had four White Claws.

• 1:33:54Speaker 02

  It was very funny, though, the amount of people coming up to us after like, oh, you had three White Claws? Oh, wow, that must be fun to get drunk at work. We're like, all right, settle down. We're all dead sober at this point. It was.

• 1:34:09The Fat Electrician?

  I had to walk two miles and take a 15 minute elevator ride to the basement. And so I had plenty of time to sober up.

• 1:34:17Speaker 02

  You're talking about the elevator. Have we ever talked about that?

• 1:34:19The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know. I don't not on camera. I don't think it was horrifying.

• 1:34:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're we're going down to I'm sure we can probably talk about this. We're we're in we're in an elevator. We go down like two or three floors. We we go to another elevator. We get transferred out. We walk over a little bit, go to a second elevator. And again, it's that. Bup, bup, bup.

• 1:34:46Speaker 02

  Like, man, we're really far. After about five, 10 seconds, we just start looking at each other.

• 1:34:55Speaker 02

  After an awkward space of time.

• 1:35:01Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:35:02Speaker 01

  Phone goes out. SOS.

• 1:35:06The Fat Electrician?

  Phone was in SOS mode.

• 1:35:10The Fat Electrician?

  A lot of concrete right there.

• 1:35:11Speaker 02

  And then we are in God's Faraday cage.

• 1:35:16Speaker 01

  And then you walk in, you're like, oh, this is dope. Actually, this looks fantastic. We get to see their like news anchors like, hey, Nick, dickhead Nick. We didn't know there's a competition.

• 1:35:28The Fat Electrician?

  I was gonna tell you guys.

• 1:35:29Speaker 01

  It's like, three, two, one.

• 1:35:33Speaker 01

  First person to finish a White Claw ever in the Pentagon.

• 1:35:36The Fat Electrician?

  You son of a bitch. If you ask, if you ask Google AI or Chat GPT about me, it says that.

• 1:35:43Speaker 02

  Oh, that's awesome. I don't know if you guys went to go take a piss or anything while we were there at the the basement media studio place. But if you go, if you go to the restroom, it's just like, I'm not going to give out specifics, but right down the hall. Before you get to the restroom is the SecDef briefing room. Like the Situation Room, you see videos of like when he's giving like reports to the people. That big war room that was on the right.

• 1:36:11Speaker 01

  Do the fucking. Just sitting there peeing like, man, Dick Cheney probably pissed in this exact toilet right before he decided to invade Iraq for no reason.

• 1:36:21Speaker 02

  I still love that bit, that video of George Bush, like one man made the illegal and immoral decision to invade Iraq, uh, Ukraine.

• 1:36:35Speaker 01

  Iraq too.

• 1:36:37Speaker 02

  He's like, I'm, I'm 77.

• 1:36:40Speaker 01

  I will say with the whole Iran thing, you notice how the media avoided the term weapons of mass destruction, like the plague. Nobody would repeat that. It's just nuclear weapons now. That propaganda term got used up.

• 1:36:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:36:56Speaker 01

  Spent.

• 1:36:56Speaker 02

  Like, oh, we didn't find.

• 1:36:59Speaker 01

  No, don't call them that. It's bad messaging. Use the other word.

• 1:37:03Speaker 02

  Eli, how many people got held accountable for that?

• 1:37:09Speaker 01

  Define accountable.

• 1:37:11Speaker 02

  Well, Eli gets free parking now with the BJ's. That's cool.

• 1:37:15Speaker 01

  Which is pretty dope. I did get front seat parking at BJ's. Have you seen that one?

• 1:37:20Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:37:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love that one. You get Purple Heart. There's a parking and I use it and I think Crispy, I stole it from him once. I did move out, let him park there. He got blown up or caught off fire, blown up. He was like missing a leg, burn on say 80% of his body.

• 1:37:35Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 1:37:36Speaker 01

  But we were like rushing to BJ's and I pull in.

• 1:37:41Speaker 01

  You got the same war bitch. I'm like, I'll just move. He pulls in. I'm like, ah, yes, I love veterans. They're the best.

• 1:37:52Speaker 02

  Fuck with each other.

• 1:37:53Speaker 01

  What, uh, well, first Cody, what, what have you been working on, my guy? You're on your fitness. Oh, we got derailed from the fitness journey. I wanted to actually say like, hey, we're doing this thing. I was wondering, we've talked about it offline, but doing like a fitness thing together and as part of the community. Define a fitness thing. Like, I think weight loss, like overall, let's like for two months, how many months should we do where it's like, hey, let's have a competition with them, with ourselves. We'll put money in our own money. We'll, we'll

• 1:38:20Speaker 06

  Absolutely fucking do that. It's, it, dude, have you all ever done anything like that before with your community or no?

• 1:38:24Speaker 02

  I have with my fanbase of like a long time ago, just a little bit, but

• 1:38:27Speaker 06

  I've, I've done two so far. It is like, it is the most like heartwarming content you'll ever do. It's, it's so, the camaraderie is insane. I, I still hear stories of you all losing like 300 pounds because of me losing like 45 pounds, like two and a half years ago. It's like, dude, it's inspirational. I'll, I'll be real, like you guys, you don't really have much to lose. You are already in insane shape. So I don't know how much better y'all can look, but

• 1:38:49Speaker 01

  We're gonna do steroids and gain weight.

• 1:38:50Speaker 06

  Do it.

• 1:38:51Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 1:38:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:38:52Speaker 02

  The gang does.

• 1:38:55Speaker 01

  It's all just needles in her back. Their hearts grow four times the size.

• 1:39:01Speaker 02

  We're gonna have in the background, we're gonna have the, uh, the safe sharps disposal.

• 1:39:07The Fat Electrician?

  You know, uh, Caleb Hammer, the financial audit guy? He's got, he like blew up in the last year doing financial audit stuff. Yeah. He's like aggressive millennial Dave Ramsey. I guess he had like, uh, he has like, uh, he takes, he does the, the YouTube members exclusive shit. He does like exclusive content for his members and he has like a little sub show called Fat and Fatter. And in his sub show, he ate like seven cheeseburgers and had a legitimate heart attack scare and they had to like end the show early. It was like, oh shit.

• 1:39:36Speaker 01

  Wait, on the show? He had a heart attack?

• 1:39:38The Fat Electrician?

  No, I think it was just a scare, but they had to like, I'm guessing they called 911. They had to like end the show early.

• 1:39:43Speaker 02

  I will not die in the home two in suites in Norfolk, Virginia.

• 1:39:47Speaker 06

  What, what are y'all's fitness goals for this?

• 1:39:49Speaker 01

  We, I think we would do for, let's go over, I mean, let's start with, what would you want to see the community do? Like the weight loss and most maybe biggest change and maybe who helped or motivated them?

• 1:40:01Speaker 02

  This sounds like a fucking ad read, but it's like, you know, everyone could lose a little weight. I mean, it's really true. It's like everybody, everybody could get in a little bit better shape unless you're just jacked on fucking roids.

• 1:40:10The Fat Electrician?

  Let's all meet at 2:15. I'll lose weight. You, you three can gain weight. You could bulk up. Eli's gonna come out looking like one giant chest muscle. It'll be great. Let's all go at 2:50.

• 1:40:22Speaker 01

  I'm very mad. Do not bump into me.

• 1:40:27The Fat Electrician?

  Two fifteen?

• 1:40:28Speaker 01

  I would look ridiculous.

• 1:40:30The Fat Electrician?

  Be hilarious.

• 1:40:31Speaker 06

  What are you sitting there right now?

• 1:40:33The Fat Electrician?

  One seventy-five.

• 1:40:36Speaker 01

  I'm just a ball of muscle. Just roll in, roll out.

• 1:40:41Speaker 02

  Eli can't, he can't turn his head anymore. His ears hit his traps.

• 1:40:46Speaker 06

  Where's Van at? I'm horny.

• 1:40:50Speaker 01

  Eli's horny.

• 1:40:53The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, Eli horny.

• 1:40:55Speaker 01

  She's just broke.

• 1:40:56The Fat Electrician?

  She just has a permanent cast.

• 1:40:58Speaker 02

  She's screaming like the goat.

• 1:41:02Speaker 01

  I like the idea of gaining a little bit of size, but I think if we did a

• 1:41:06The Fat Electrician?

  Two fifteen. We could all meet there.

• 1:41:09Speaker 02

  It's actually

• 1:41:10The Fat Electrician?

  Two fifteen.

• 1:41:11Speaker 02

  It's genuinely a little hard to tell because of the tattoos, but I have been working out with Eli for a couple of weeks. And my God, you're actually a lot leaner and bigger than I thought before.

• 1:41:21Speaker 01

  I have a lot of streaks too. I think that's that you've said it before. It's like Eli's retardedly strong.

• 1:41:28The Fat Electrician?

  This is like, okay, I said it before. I was like, when I stand next to you in pictures, I feel like I look a lot bigger than you. But then you post videos of you repping out three fifteen. It was like, oh, he's just strong as shit for his size.

• 1:41:43Speaker 06

  How many times?

• 1:41:44Speaker 01

  That was That was, oh, that was one, but it was like one or two.

• 1:41:47The Fat Electrician?

  It didn't look heavy.

• 1:41:48Speaker 01

  No, I was like, oh, I kind of went heavier.

• 1:41:50The Fat Electrician?

  There was no like

• 1:41:51Speaker 06

  Oh, that's sick.

• 1:41:54Speaker 02

  I know I'm doing good in the gym when me and Eli are doing the same weight.

• 1:41:57Speaker 01

  Yeah. Anyway, Brandon's like killing it. Well, yesterday we did a quick burnout exercise and it's always good when a member walks up. He's like, that would have sucked. Brandon's dying.

• 1:42:10Speaker 02

  I genuinely had to sit down because everything was starting to like, I almost passed out.

• 1:42:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, good.

• 1:42:16Speaker 06

  Oh, I want to work out with you guys, but that sounds fucking awesome.

• 1:42:19Speaker 01

  I'm like, drink Gatorade, drink, drink the Gatorade, Brandon. He's like, okay, I'm gonna

• 1:42:24Speaker 01

  He's just like, it rebooted. He's like, I'm

• 1:42:28Speaker 06

  So, so you're doing sixty days of a community workout thing?

• 1:42:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:42:32The Fat Electrician?

  Sixty, ninety, what do we think, sixty?

• 1:42:35Speaker 01

  I think everybody can commit to six.

• 1:42:37The Fat Electrician?

  There's, there's gotta be some kind of criteria where we have to like measure our progress and the one that does the worst has to do something terrible.

• 1:42:44Speaker 06

  Yeah, or like, or yeah, like, uh, at the end, at the final of the 60 days, y'all should do like an obstacle course that tests like all of your abilities. I suppose it'd be great. You could like stream it too.

• 1:42:51Speaker 01

  We talked about doing that at one point.

• 1:42:53Speaker 06

  Yeah, why wouldn't you?

• 1:42:54The Fat Electrician?

  We should have angry cops come on the first day and administer the army PT test and the last day.

• 1:42:59Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:43:00The Fat Electrician?

  And see who has the most improved or just the best overall score.

• 1:43:03Speaker 01

  I'm already like a month and a half deep. This feels like, this is horse shit.

• 1:43:08Speaker 05

  You know what would be fun? The gang does the Bud's obstacle course on Coronado Island.

• 1:43:12The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, that doesn't sound like fun at all.

• 1:43:15Speaker 01

  Probably, we could probably get that, make that happen. Do 215 Eli sinking like a fucking rock.

• 1:43:23The Fat Electrician?

  215 Eli's not buoyant, for sure.

• 1:43:27Speaker 01

  Not at all. We also have that Mexican bone density.

• 1:43:32Speaker 06

  How many people are you gonna get involved for that?

• 1:43:35Speaker 01

  I think we do, I think we do like creators, if you, are you down?

• 1:43:38Speaker 06

  I would love to do that.

• 1:43:40Speaker 01

  I think we do like, we'll do like, what, strength? We can do like three different with us and then with them have like the top three or five weight loss and the top three to five maybe strength.

• 1:43:50The Fat Electrician?

  There we go. We all, we all pick our event that we want to measure it by at the end and then.

• 1:43:56Speaker 06

  The other big thing is.

• 1:43:57The Fat Electrician?

  We all rank.

• 1:43:58Speaker 06

  To make sure nobody cheats, you would have to have a, like a, like a, like a countermeasure, like a prize given for the whoever scores the best on the first one, because otherwise people can throw the first time they test their strength.

• 1:44:09Speaker 01

  It's called sandbagging. I was, thanks for outing me.

• 1:44:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. There has to be something on the line where everyone's like, you know, not doing so great. So you got, there's gotta be a way to balance that.

• 1:44:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, I sandbagged every PT test after I found out. Maxed it. Unit, they're like, holy shit, dude. That's great. It was like, do I get anything? Like, no. It's like, never doing that again. I'd be like, how many pushups for 60%? And they're like, 48 pushups. Cool. 48 in like 30 seconds I can get up and keep going. Yeah. What?

• 1:44:42Speaker 06

  Are you not going more?

• 1:44:43Speaker 02

  The Rick Sanchez.

• 1:44:45The Fat Electrician?

  Like no.

• 1:44:45Speaker 02

  Either way, no matter how we decide to do this, because this is on the fly. We just started talking about this now. It starts now. So if you need to lose a little bit of weight.

• 1:44:54The Fat Electrician?

  We're doing it now.

• 1:44:54Speaker 02

  Start, start tracking on MyFitnessPal, whatever. If you want to gain muscle, start lifting, like, let's, let's get involved.

• 1:45:01Speaker 01

  Jacked electrician?

• 1:45:03Speaker 06

  Wait, y'all, you're, you're seriously, you're starting this right now?

• 1:45:06Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:45:06The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:45:07Speaker 06

  Okay. All right.

• 1:45:08The Fat Electrician?

  Well, hold on, we're gonna start it in 30 seconds. Brandon, finish your drink, quick.

• 1:45:16The Fat Electrician?

  It's your last one, go.

• 1:45:17Speaker 02

  No, but straight up, I've been working with, uh, working out with Eli for the last, like, month and a half. Uh, I am, because if you look back at, like, Pentagon episodes and whatnot, I was going through some shit. I, I.

• 1:45:28Speaker 01

  Brandon A. Brandon.

• 1:45:30The Fat Electrician?

  You were going through some DoorDash.

• 1:45:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:45:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, it was, it wasn't good. It wasn't good. I was starting to be, like, really upset. And so, uh, I'm down now, um.

• 1:45:41Speaker 06

  14.

• 1:45:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, 14 pounds.

• 1:45:43Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:45:43Speaker 01

  I'm down to, like, cash prizes, we could pull, like, what, how much do we, what, I would like, like, to give, not for us, but to them, we can all toss in a grand, two grand, like, figure something like that.

• 1:45:53Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:45:54Speaker 01

  That way, we have, like, tears.

• 1:45:55Speaker 02

  How about bunker credit? We can get like a, uh.

• 1:45:57Speaker 01

  And cash.

• 1:45:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, sure. Yeah.

• 1:45:59Speaker 01

  Because if I crush fitness, I would be like, yeah, I got a large t-shirt.

• 1:46:05Speaker 02

  Actually, that's, that's a pretty good one for, for the top couple of people, since you're gonna have to buy a shirt that is a smaller size.

• 1:46:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, we'll get, toss that in, too. Fuck, yeah. Well, just a bunker credit and some cash, because cash, dude, that motivates.

• 1:46:18Speaker 02

  You can buy more DoorDash.

• 1:46:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:46:22Speaker 01

  I'm 100% down for this. Everyone?

• 1:46:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:46:25The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:46:25Speaker 01

  You enjoying?

• 1:46:26Speaker 06

  Absolutely.

• 1:46:27Speaker 01

  Dude, what's the metrics? What are you doing? Like, top five?

• 1:46:30The Fat Electrician?

  I say we all, I say we all pick an event. Oh, for us or for the audience?

• 1:46:34Speaker 01

  For both. We'll have fun with it. What, for us, what would you do?

• 1:46:37The Fat Electrician?

  For us, it's, I don't think, yeah, because like the sandbagging thing, it's just gotta be, we all pick the event that we want to measure fitness by. And then we all have to, so like, obviously Eli's gonna pick something that Eli's gonna win. I'm gonna pick something that I'm gonna win. But, so then it all, but then it, but it really turns into.

• 1:46:52Speaker 02

  Shit.

• 1:47:00Speaker 01

  I got you all.

• 1:47:02Speaker 02

  Go, Eli, go. Yeah.

• 1:47:05The Fat Electrician?

  Wow, he is good at this. It's a hand career.

• 1:47:10The Fat Electrician?

  Dick's gonna retire.

• 1:47:14Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 1:47:15The Fat Electrician?

  Eli's grip strength has gone up a lot.

• 1:47:21Speaker 01

  What else? Okay, someone do what else?

• 1:47:23Speaker 02

  I'm used to getting calluses on my hands, not my hands giving calluses.

• 1:47:27The Fat Electrician?

  That's how we make sure everybody does the best. So it's like, yeah, you're obviously going to get first in your event. But then it's like, who gets second, third and fourth? And then we have a cumulative total. So like, if you get second, if you get first in your event, but you get second and third and all the others, you're probably going to win for having the best overall fitness. You see what I'm saying?

• 1:47:43Speaker 01

  I like that. Cause then you, that would suck if you think you're going to win at your own event.

• 1:47:46The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, you lose.

• 1:47:48Speaker 01

  And I pick this.

• 1:47:51Speaker 02

  I think, I think I know mine. I, I think I have shoulder presses.

• 1:47:56Speaker 02

  That's, I've always just, I've, I've liked those and I think we haven't worked those a whole lot when we've been working out. So I think I've got the most to gain there.

• 1:48:04Speaker 01

  Are we doing strict?

• 1:48:05Speaker 02

  What's that?

• 1:48:06Speaker 01

  Strict shoulder or movement? Like get a little hop in there.

• 1:48:09Speaker 02

  Just strict.

• 1:48:10Speaker 01

  Oh, I like it.

• 1:48:11Speaker 02

  Shoulder.

• 1:48:11Speaker 01

  I don't know how much I can do on that right now.

• 1:48:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's so, so I guess.

• 1:48:15The Fat Electrician?

  I know what I'm picking.

• 1:48:16Speaker 02

  What do you pick it?

• 1:48:17The Fat Electrician?

  You boys better buy some geez.

• 1:48:20Speaker 02

  No, that does, that's not.

• 1:48:21Speaker 01

  That's straight. I mean, it is exercise. If you have to roll with Nick for fucking five minutes, you're going to be winded as shit.

• 1:48:26Speaker 02

  Skill based. I don't like that.

• 1:48:28Speaker 06

  Wait, what is geez? Is that like a fighting out? Was that more like?

• 1:48:30The Fat Electrician?

  Jiu Jitsu.

• 1:48:31Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 1:48:33Speaker 02

  The gang gets rolled into a press.

• 1:48:36Speaker 01

  So we are doing blood jobs.

• 1:48:40The Fat Electrician?

  Whoever lasts the longest. Calculate that one.

• 1:48:43Speaker 02

  So we are.

• 1:48:47Speaker 01

  I like that. Cody, what would your event be?

• 1:48:49Speaker 05

  I think we should all go out to the O course.

• 1:48:51Speaker 01

  We're just doing a whole O course?

• 1:48:55Speaker 05

  At the end of it, we all just do a gang does episode where we go to the O course and have an instructor take us around, show us each obstacle. And then we all just kind of do it. That'd be fine.

• 1:49:03Speaker 02

  Oh no, we have to go to beautiful San Diego beach.

• 1:49:05Speaker 05

  Oh, we gotta stay at the Hotel Del Coronado? God damn it.

• 1:49:10Speaker 05

  Heck, what are you gonna pick?

• 1:49:11Speaker 06

  Oh man, there's, it depends if, it depends who we want to go on. Something that I'm very good at, something I can improve upon. Cause I'm terrible at planks. Maybe I want to plank for like a minute and a half right now. So I could probably work on that for like five, six minutes. But if it's something that I want to be good at.

• 1:49:24Speaker 02

  Planking sucks.

• 1:49:25Speaker 01

  That is actually, okay, that's a really good starting one. I think that should just be a metric to start with.

• 1:49:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, maybe, maybe just planks. Cause that's fucking torture.

• 1:49:34Speaker 01

  Write these down because these are great right now. I love them.

• 1:49:39Speaker 06

  We're shot put. See how far you can throw a ball.

• 1:49:42Speaker 01

  Dude.

• 1:49:43Speaker 06

  I like it.

• 1:49:44Speaker 01

  That sounds fun as shit. It's like a punching machine.

• 1:49:46Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:49:47Speaker 01

  Throw a rock.

• 1:49:47Speaker 06

  Pull get the punching machine. Yes. Oh, my God.

• 1:49:50Speaker 02

  Oh, dude, having one of those here.

• 1:49:53Speaker 01

  Duh. We're ordering that next.

• 1:49:55Speaker 02

  Yeah. I'm looking right.

• 1:49:57Speaker 05

  We do that. We should bring in Brock Lesnar's daughter and her. She teaches us how to do shot put.

• 1:50:01Speaker 06

  Do you know her?

• 1:50:02Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:50:02Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:50:03Speaker 01

  Have you seen that video of her?

• 1:50:04Speaker 06

  Yes. No, she's fucking strong as.

• 1:50:06Speaker 01

  She crushed it. That was her first. She didn't have to do it twice or anything. She broke a record, right?

• 1:50:10Speaker 06

  She killed it. Yeah. Dude, nobody is questioning whether that's his actual kid or not. Is that his?

• 1:50:15Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:50:16Speaker 06

  They look the same, bro. It's crazy. Yeah.

• 1:50:20Speaker 02

  She even spaced it. Oh.

• 1:50:23Speaker 02

  I'm not convinced that's not Brock Lesnar in drag.

• 1:50:29Speaker 00

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• 1:51:03Speaker 02

  Uh, you can buy these for like three grand.

• 1:51:06Speaker 01

  Dude, a hundred percent.

• 1:51:09Speaker 06

  Order it up.

• 1:51:09Speaker 01

  Buy. Yeah, we'll get that. Literally, we're gonna buy that. Okay, and then, of course.

• 1:51:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:51:15Speaker 01

  Dude.

• 1:51:16Speaker 06

  Clean, what are you picking?

• 1:51:18Speaker 05

  Probably boxing.

• 1:51:20Speaker 01

  Boxing. Do we have to spar? What are we gonna do?

• 1:51:22Speaker 02

  Fuck.

• 1:51:23Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 1:51:24Speaker 01

  I like this.

• 1:51:25Speaker 05

  Hmm. Probably sparring, yeah. Probably like some kind of shark tank or something like that.

• 1:51:30Speaker 01

  Sparring, I don't know how we measure that, but we're gonna figure it out.

• 1:51:34Speaker 02

  We take before and after.

• 1:51:35Speaker 01

  Based on rounds and performance, that's it. Just like technicalities in sports, that's it.

• 1:51:39Speaker 02

  We take before and afters of our face.

• 1:51:41The Fat Electrician?

  It could literally be like, it could literally just be like one to three rounds and you actually have three judges.

• 1:51:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's like you can do two minute rounds. It doesn't have to be threes. It's not like you're doing like fucking 12 professional rounds like Jesus Christ, like. We'll wear headgear. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, just go like you don't need to swing in for the fences.

• 1:51:58Speaker 02

  Three, three rounds with headgear, that's not bad.

• 1:52:01Speaker 01

  I like that. That's fucking fantastic boxing.

• 1:52:03Speaker 06

  Whoa, how, how long are the rounds? Like what?

• 1:52:05Speaker 02

  Two minute rounds.

• 1:52:06Speaker 06

  Okay, yeah, no, that's, that's doable.

• 1:52:08Speaker 01

  Two minute rounds. Boxing is surprising. The three minute rounds, they will gas.

• 1:52:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, no, boxing is hard. Yeah.

• 1:52:14Speaker 01

  Brandon found that out real quick when he started. Boxing sucks.

• 1:52:18Speaker 02

  Man, you had a really good sparring day the other day, though.

• 1:52:20Speaker 01

  Dude, I was so proud of you. I was like, my boy's fucking swinging back. There was no turning. There was no, it was, if there was attack, he would just throw punches out to stop it. I was like, this, this is what I want to see.

• 1:52:33Speaker 02

  That's, I, I know I've had a good sparring day with Eli when my face hurts. After work, because Eli will throw exactly as hard back at you as you were throwing his, uh, at him.

• 1:52:44Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:52:45Speaker 02

  And sometimes that's real.

• 1:52:48Speaker 01

  Just mad. Oh, he wants to go a little harder. Okay. Cause then usually you can tell, oh, they're hitting lighter now. Okay, I'll hit. It's that measure of like, well, that sucked. Okay.

• 1:52:57Speaker 02

  But you can also keep the pressure on a little bit, because one thing I do appreciate is like, sometimes I'll just like take a breath and I'm like, I'm getting out right now. I'm stopping the fight. And you're just like, you'll give me a couple of seconds and you're just like,

• 1:53:09Speaker 02

  all right, time to make this hurt. Like just start throwing.

• 1:53:12Speaker 06

  Jack, Jack.

• 1:53:14Speaker 01

  Jack, you gonna do running?

• 1:53:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, obviously.

• 1:53:17Speaker 01

  We're not winning period ever.

• 1:53:20The Fat Electrician?

  Can we veto? Don't you have records in college?

• 1:53:23Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:53:23The Fat Electrician?

  For running?

• 1:53:23Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 1:53:25Speaker 01

  Was he you as a second brothers to?

• 1:53:30Speaker 02

  The second American brothers, pair of brothers to break the four minute mile. Yeah.

• 1:53:34Speaker 06

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:53:35Speaker 02

  So I think we can, we can get a group veto, right?

• 1:53:38Speaker 01

  Veto?

• 1:53:39Speaker 02

  Yeah. Choose a real exercise.

• 1:53:42The Fat Electrician?

  No, because realistically, we're all, we're all competing for second in everybody's respective events, ideally.

• 1:53:48Speaker 01

  Dude, oh my God, running a mile is gonna suck. Cody Cody's done the course before, so he's cheating, you know, we're all, we're all, we're all putting our thumbs on the scale in our favor.

• 1:53:59Speaker 06

  Dude, I've, I've never run a mile in my entire life, ever. I've never even tried.

• 1:54:04Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:54:04Speaker 06

  Never even try. Oh yeah, absolutely not, bro. I was a fat my whole life. Like a fat fuck. I don't need cardio.

• 1:54:12Speaker 02

  I mean, you're probably in way better shape to do it now.

• 1:54:15Speaker 06

  How old do you think I am?

• 1:54:17Speaker 01

  You're like my age.

• 1:54:18Speaker 06

  How old are you?

• 1:54:18Speaker 01

  Thirty?

• 1:54:19Speaker 06

  I'm thirty-one.

• 1:54:20Speaker 01

  Okay, close enough.

• 1:54:21Speaker 06

  I'm older than you?

• 1:54:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:54:22Speaker 06

  Damn, I thought you were forty, bro.

• 1:54:24Speaker 01

  I look like shit, it's fine.

• 1:54:25Speaker 06

  We both look like shit. It's the ball, it's the ball, man. It's for where the cup at.

• 1:54:33Speaker 02

  What all is on the O course?

• 1:54:35Speaker 05

  Oh dude, it's like fifteen obstacles.

• 1:54:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, like what, what kind of?

• 1:54:39Speaker 05

  Fucking everything. Lots of ropes, yeah. Wall, jumping from log to log.

• 1:54:44Speaker 01

  Swinging rope.

• 1:54:45Speaker 05

  Swing your lot of, there's, yeah, there's a swingy rope.

• 1:54:47Speaker 06

  You think we ran out of Ninja Warrior course?

• 1:54:49Speaker 05

  Oh, that would be kind of cool too.

• 1:54:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:54:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:54:52Speaker 01

  That would be a.

• 1:54:53Speaker 05

  Well, that's, it's a mobile course too, right? They go around from city to city?

• 1:54:56Speaker 02

  We're gonna need longer than two months to prep.

• 1:54:59Speaker 01

  We're all not going past the, it's gonna be like, jump, jump, all of us are eating shit on any part of the ninja.

• 1:55:06Speaker 02

  They don't even have to bring the last three quarters of the course.

• 1:55:09Speaker 06

  There, there's a mini, there's a mini Ninja Warrior course in Austin, right? Yeah, it's.

• 1:55:13Speaker 01

  Is there?

• 1:55:14Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's a mini one. Yeah, it's, it's good. I've been there before. It's, it's hype. It is.

• 1:55:18Speaker 01

  Would that be good to film?

• 1:55:19Speaker 06

  Absolutely. Yeah, I filmed there for Camp Canoe, season two, and man, I ate shit nonstop, but it's fun. It is fun. I'll, I'll send you a like, it's not as extravagant as you might think, but it's, it, it gets the job done.

• 1:55:30Speaker 01

  No, I mean, everyone just wants to watch us fail.

• 1:55:33Speaker 06

  Absolutely.

• 1:55:33Speaker 01

  The day, yeah. And then for them, what, do we just push it on Discord? Like, hey, when this drops, go into Discord or social media? How do we track this? Like, do we give a?

• 1:55:43Speaker 05

  Before, after pictures will be a good start, I guess.

• 1:55:46Speaker 01

  Hold up a sign that just says, hey, here's the date, and this is how much I weigh. Take a picture of the scale, and then?

• 1:55:52Speaker 02

  Do it on the, uh, the subreddit, I guess, for unsub.

• 1:55:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, Reddit or Discord. We have both. I mean, either would work.

• 1:55:58Speaker 06

  People are gonna try to cheat, so just make sure that you're ready.

• 1:56:01Speaker 01

  Hundred percent. That's why we're gonna.

• 1:56:02Speaker 06

  When money's on the line, man, motherfuckers be cheating. Like Dr. Lupo on a charity.

• 1:56:08Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 1:56:13Speaker 02

  It's also, this is, this is our community. So, uh, yeah, we, we, we regulate our own. Don't be an asshole.

• 1:56:24Speaker 06

  I feel like a graphic just popped up when you said community. You like took a pause.

• 1:56:28Speaker 01

  We had to drink.

• 1:56:29Speaker 06

  Commu- oh.

• 1:56:30Speaker 01

  That's our rule with it. Yeah. That started and now everyone.

• 1:56:35Speaker 06

  I don't like something was happening.

• 1:56:37Speaker 01

  I'm a hundred percent down. If we get to Discord, we'll, we'll refine it over the next couple of days. We're all hanging out. But once we refine that, also, what should we name the tour?

• 1:56:48Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:56:49Speaker 01

  We'll just ask the audience.

• 1:56:49The Fat Electrician?

  We should name it Tech Tones had Rice Krispies on his shirt this.

• 1:56:57The Fat Electrician?

  God, it's been how long? How long has it been?

• 1:57:01Speaker 06

  He killed himself later that day.

• 1:57:04Speaker 02

  Top 10 anime betrayals.

• 1:57:07Speaker 02

  Nick's been powering that one up like Goku.

• 1:57:09Speaker 06

  Crazy.

• 1:57:10The Fat Electrician?

  I spent the last three minutes trying to like, pull the memory out of my brain of what snacks he had before the podcast. So I could say the right words to really convince him.

• 1:57:22Speaker 06

  I believed you, man.

• 1:57:22The Fat Electrician?

  It's like it was Rice Krispies. I'm 90% sure. Jesus. You haven't done that in so long.

• 1:57:30Speaker 02

  The hunter becomes the hunter.

• 1:57:33The Fat Electrician?

  That has been a while, bro.

• 1:57:37The Fat Electrician?

  Holy shit.

• 1:57:38Speaker 01

  Oh, man. Yeah. I think then, then we'll just, that's perfect. We'll do that. We'll, I mean, then close out this amazing episode. Cause we're right at the line. Dude, tech, where do we find you beautiful?

• 1:57:51Speaker 06

  Uh, everywhere. Just tech tone, T E C T O N E on every platform. I'm live every day. Five videos a day. I'll just be slopping that shit out. It's good.

• 1:57:59Speaker 01

  That's wild.

• 1:58:01Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:58:01Speaker 01

  Wild. Cody?

• 1:58:03Speaker 05

  Bye, everyone. Thank you for coming to the unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli Double Tap, Fat Electrician, Tech Tone, Brandon Herrera, myself, Don and Operator. We love you.

• 1:58:13Speaker 01

  I love you.

• 1:58:13The Fat Electrician?

  Okay, bye. Bye. Kisses.

• 1:58:50Speaker 00

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