THE EXTREME FOOD ILLUSIONS CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

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• 0:09Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 232. We got co-host Cam back in this office studio today.

• 0:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Back in the office studio 232 on the hardtop headtop, what's your name, you know?

• 0:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah buddy, welcome back. How are you? You look...

• 0:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Am I not clapping today?

• 0:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, round of applause please daddy.

• 0:33Peyton Hardin?

  Are you a fan of the daddy?

• 0:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I like daddy. I like pop more. I go, "Shake that pop?" Oh dude.

• 0:40Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what? You go, you tell your wife, you say, "Shake that rumpus pop?" You call your...

• 0:46Cameron Kennedy?

  She calls me pop, in sexy time.

• 0:48Peyton Hardin?

  She tells you to shake that...

• 0:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, we have an open, we have a vulnerable love.

• 0:53Peyton Hardin?

  I love that. Dude, honestly say.

• 0:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "You can't say nothing."

• 0:58Peyton Hardin?

  Give him some of that nuzz.

• 0:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Oh dude, yeah, don't even give me a start, you're a goblin.

• 1:02Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, you look more manly today, should I say that?

• 1:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Really?

• 1:06Peyton Hardin?

  I go, "I thought the graphic tee would bring it down a bit, I love LeBron and I'm, okay, I'll take that."

• 1:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, it's not really your...

• 1:11Peyton Hardin?

  You're missing socks.

• 1:15Cameron Kennedy?

  What? The lower part of your foot gets so white. It gets so, he's just missed, he never, he never does this, ladies and gentlemen, he never does that. Like, mine's once in a blue moon, his is once every two years. Where he goes full-blown anks.

• 1:31Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, those are some naked, bare, white ankles. Yeah, so I am wearing ankle socks for the audio listeners. You wanna know why?

• 1:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 1:39Peyton Hardin?

  I lotioned my legs today.

• 1:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That's gotta be a first in a couple of years.

• 1:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I noticed a stretch mark to the left of my butt sack. And so I was like, "Oh, maybe that's a hydration problem." Cause I'm not getting thicker.

• 1:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You're getting smaller.

• 1:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Stretch mark's one of two things.

• 1:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, you're either getting bigger, you're getting smaller.

• 2:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You're getting smaller nuts. You're getting a smaller ball sack? That's fine, it's not good.

• 2:08Peyton Hardin?

  I've never been a fan of big ball sacks.

• 2:11Peyton Hardin?

  Never been, never been quite my thing.

• 2:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never, I've never minded them.

• 2:16Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 2:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Never minded, yeah. Ooh, we have a shared friend, woo, good god. Ooh, back in eighth or ninth grade? Some red too.

• 2:25Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, oh my god. Large nuts.

• 2:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it looked like two tomatoes hanging out of him.

• 2:30Peyton Hardin?

  Medical problem?

• 2:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I think he was stung by something.

• 2:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he was hurting.

• 2:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he was allergic, it was allergic.

• 2:35Peyton Hardin?

  Well, god bless.

• 2:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, god bless him.

• 2:36Peyton Hardin?

  But yeah, so no, I am wearing ankle socks.

• 2:40Peyton Hardin?

  This reminds me of old high school Peyton, I've said this multiple times, but I used to wear no socks in high school, like all of high school.

• 2:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And that, like genuinely, if you do that currently, that deserves jail time. No socks is, I just don't understand what is the, like, why do you do that? Why would you do that?

• 2:56Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's cause it was the only way people would talk to me. I think, like, I said for years, "Oh, it just felt good, wanted to be like, you know, be myself." I liked when people talked to me.

• 3:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Were they talking to you or about you?

• 3:09Peyton Hardin?

  Started about, went to.

• 3:12Cameron Kennedy?

  They're like, "Hey dumb..." "You got those socks," you're just like, "Hey, my name's Peyton." Like, "I'd love to sit down at your table."

• 3:18Peyton Hardin?

  I go, "You see me?" You go, "Big nuts aren't a problem, they're not my thing, but they're not a problem."

• 3:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Um, but no, I was saying you look more manly today, not because of your aesthetic, but because you built something this week.

• 3:31Peyton Hardin?

  I did.

• 3:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You did like construction on your house, which is like a huge, I mean, I think that's like a part of a man's checklist. It is, and it felt good, it felt good.

• 3:39Peyton Hardin?

  What'd you build?

• 3:40Cameron Kennedy?

  "When are they getting back?" I go, "When are they getting back?"

• 3:43Peyton Hardin?

  They'll be back by the time this comes out, it comes out Monday.

• 3:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, did they get back? I think they get back Monday.

• 3:47Peyton Hardin?

  Your wife doesn't watch this?

• 3:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay, bring it back in. No, 100%, it's, it felt...

• 3:53Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean, "bring it back in"?

• 3:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I thought we were, I thought that was coming out, sorry.

• 3:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, you just made it weird.

• 3:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, now it's weird, sorry.

• 3:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 3:59Cameron Kennedy?

  So now we're bringing it back in?

• 4:00Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's staying, it's all staying in.

• 4:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, perfect, okay, well then, yeah, sorry. Basically, I did build, I didn't know if my wife was gonna be back in time before this dropped, so I was trying to, I was trying to cross thread. But I built some shit this weekend.

• 4:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 4:13Cameron Kennedy?

  And it was, okay, any project takes longer than you think it will, unless you're like actually goaded. But I definitely had some help, and it did feel, you're right, it's like an innate...

• 4:24Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't tell them what you built.

• 4:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Just that, I built a breakfast nook.

• 4:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:27Cameron Kennedy?

  For, and now that sounds, it's not like the little small L1, is a 10 and a half foot bench.

• 4:32Peyton Hardin?

  For the people that don't care about boring words, he built a bench.

• 4:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I built a bench, but it's a breakfast nook. Bench is more boring than breakfast nook.

• 4:39Peyton Hardin?

  But no one knows what a breakfast nook is.

• 4:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Well then, get culture, a breakfast nook is beauty, elegant.

• 4:43Peyton Hardin?

  He built a, he built a...

• 4:44Cameron Kennedy?

  A bench is something you take your shoes off on.

• 4:45Peyton Hardin?

  I would suggest you take your shoes off on what the bench built.

• 4:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Your shoes better be off by the time you get to my breakfast nook.

• 4:51Peyton Hardin?

  I've never taken my shoes off in your house. Your house is not a shoes off house.

• 4:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't require that at all.

• 4:55Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, I get culturally, it's a cultural thing for sure.

• 4:57Cameron Kennedy?

  If it's not culture, then I just, I'm not taking my shoes off.

• 4:59Peyton Hardin?

  If it's not a culture thing and you're just, you like be, having ownership over people's feet in your house?

• 5:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's a strange kink.

• 5:05Peyton Hardin?

  It's okay.

• 5:05Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a strange kink.

• 5:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like that one Jets coach who like loved Rex Ryan, you know what I mean? Which, fine, love feet, love what you love. If a back of a heel gets it for you, I'm not...

• 5:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Those little cracks, it looks like elephant skin.

• 5:18Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 5:20Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, rub your feet, rub your heel on my chest, let me feel the crunch.

• 5:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 5:24Peyton Hardin?

  If that's what gets it done for you, but don't tell me what to do with my feet in your home.

• 5:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you, and the second I take my shoes off, your house stinks. And god forbid you invite K-Rob over.

• 5:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:33Cameron Kennedy?

  If you invite K-Rob over and you have a no shoe policy, your house is, it's torment.

• 5:36Peyton Hardin?

  Robbie's told me he's had shoes on, he's been butt naked with shoes on.

• 5:41Peyton Hardin?

  That's, that's how bad his foot problem is.

• 5:45Cameron Kennedy?

  He's not lying either, he's like, no, he goes, "No, no, boys, I think it's getting to the point of medical." Like, this isn't something though, it's all stinky sweaty, I need to see a professional.

• 5:54Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, Robbie's got, Robbie's, and he's gotten better, he's taking antibiotics, I think. I'm putting his whole medical history out there, who cares, he has like venom blood at this point, how much stuff he puts in his body.

• 6:05Cameron Kennedy?

  He bleeds great.

• 6:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's a Patreon exclusive, if you don't know that joke, that comes out next month.

• 6:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, yeah, Robbie, I mean Robbie has the feet of a wildebeest.

• 6:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and if you wanna hear more about Robbie, get his side, every Wednesday we drop another episode on our Patreon. But, I was bringing up you building, because, like, I was thinking about that, I'm proud of you, it's a good thing, I know as a man that feels good to actually build something with your hands.

• 6:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Your bare hands, yeah.

• 6:29Peyton Hardin?

  And I was thinking, it's like, I'll never do that, I'll never build something.

• 6:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not...

• 6:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true. Okay, now, now...

• 6:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, the person who is living it and is telling you it's not gonna happen.

• 6:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying it's not true, cause you've already built stuff, but it comes with instructions. Are you saying you're never gonna DIY something?

• 6:48Peyton Hardin?

  I'm never gonna DIY.

• 6:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Now that, I can, I don't like DIYs, if I'm being honest. It did feel fun, and there's a sense of reward at the end. But it's like, I'd much rather just go, "Here's my card."

• 6:59Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, no, that's, and that's what I'll do, I'll hire the right person to build something.

• 7:04Cameron Kennedy?

  That's my lane.

• 7:05Peyton Hardin?

  But like, you went to Lowe's and Home Depot and you were in there for an hour watching a guy cut wood and picking different woods and plywood and, and I like that. Like, I'm telling you, Peyton Steven Harden the first will never do that.

• 7:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Why? DIY doesn't get it done for you?

• 7:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, and I, and I bring that up to say, I know a lot of women, and thank god I'm taken, right, and I'm happy, and she, she loves my femininity. She loves it.

• 7:33Cameron Kennedy?

  How?

• 7:35Peyton Hardin?

  But, um, it's crazy, I'll never be able to give my girl that satisfaction of being like, "Hey, I have a man at home." Cause I'm never gonna build anything.

• 7:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You're never gonna build anything.

• 7:52Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 7:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You're never gonna grill a steak in the backyard.

• 7:55Peyton Hardin?

  I can get there, I can get there. I can, I can. There's more of a chance of me doing that, I'll try it, I'll try it, you might get [__] salmonella and COVID, but...

• 8:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Her alternator goes out, you're calling the tow truck.

• 8:06Peyton Hardin?

  I can't change a tire. If, if, if we're driving, right, if me and my girlfriend are driving, and the tire pops, we're sitting on that side of that road till AAA comes.

• 8:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Hold on, what are, oh my god, what are other super manly things? What are, oh my god, a vicious German Shepherd's running towards all, what do you do?

• 8:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm pushing her into it.

• 8:31Peyton Hardin?

  She has a better chance, cause she's sweet, she can talk to animals.

• 8:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I'm having a heart attack.

• 8:36Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I don't have, I don't have man things, I don't, I don't know.

• 8:39Cameron Kennedy?

  What are manly things? Building, fixing a car, cooking a steak, uh, are you, oh my god, have you ever, have you been in your attic at your house?

• 8:47Peyton Hardin?

  I peeked.

• 8:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You peeked? You won't go up there, it's so scary?

• 8:50Peyton Hardin?

  I got scared, I got scared, I heard something. It was like, it was dark and it's hot, and I was like, mm.

• 8:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, those are called squatters.

• 8:56Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I did, I went up to the attic and I peeked, cause I was fully intending on doing it, I went up there and I put my head in, I turned on my iPhone flashlight and I went, nope.

• 9:04Cameron Kennedy?

  DJ, Z, come here.

• 9:06Peyton Hardin?

  Come here, bro. And he goes, "What's up, man?"

• 9:09Cameron Kennedy?

  So, dude, I can't even, where's the ladder? Peyton, where's the ladder? You brought me down here.

• 9:14Peyton Hardin?

  But do you think men, like, okay, oh, yo, here we go, we're red pill, red pill, red pill, oh my god, where's your bug...

• 9:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Right?

• 9:24Peyton Hardin?

  But because it's Shiron!

• 9:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That was not, that was terrible.

• 9:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that was Adolf. I don't know who that, I mean, they're very similar, those two. I say this to say, wow, should I feel bad for not being, for, hey, hey Hugh, watch you, watch yourself, or I'll watch it for you?

• 9:43Peyton Hardin?

  Should I, as a man, know how to build stuff? Because I, I, I don't think I'll ever get that trait.

• 9:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. First and foremost, we all love you, and we love you for exactly who you are.

• 9:56Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 9:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Black Power.

• 9:57Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 9:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Now, second.

• 9:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yep.

• 10:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, this is how I equate it in my mind.

• 10:03Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 10:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think you need to know how to fight as a man. I think you have to be willing to fight. So.

• 10:15Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think I was bringing up altercations.

• 10:17Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, it's all, it's the same line, that's what I'm saying.

• 10:19Peyton Hardin?

  Not really.

• 10:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think you.

• 10:20Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think so.

• 10:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think you know, I don't think you need to know how to change a tire.

• 10:25Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 10:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you need to be willing to learn. I don't think you need to know how.

• 10:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm not willing to learn.

• 10:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Nah, there's the problem. So the fight is, that's what I'm saying, because there's some guys like me for myself, I don't know how to fight. I've never trained, I'm not like.

• 10:37Peyton Hardin?

  Pussy!

• 10:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, like, yeah, you could say that, that's fine. I've been in one fight, if you call it that.

• 10:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but you get off that, don't put it on something serious like fighting, let's keep it here, yes.

• 10:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying, I have to be willing to. If something pops off and we're in public and we're like.

• 10:50Peyton Hardin?

  Let's keep it on the, the, the tires in the building, though.

• 10:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you might not know how to change tire.

• 10:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Y'all do get stranded in the middle of nowhere, you have to be willing.

• 10:58Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not.

• 10:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the problem. Now then, you have a problem.

• 11:01Peyton Hardin?

  Why is that a problem?

• 11:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Why is that not okay?

• 11:03Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 11:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Say you're on a back road and there's zero reception.

• 11:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 11:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Zero reception.

• 11:08Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not on that road.

• 11:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, you go, first off, I would never do that.

• 11:12Peyton Hardin?

  I don't drive on roads with no lights.

• 11:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I research roads and I research power lines, I'm not on that road.

• 11:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, if it says country road and a number, I'm not doing it. If the road is just a number, I'm not getting on it.

• 11:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Market Road 1446?

• 11:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, oh, ooh, docks.

• 11:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, no, no, that's not a real one, I was just making it up. For the, for the sake of the, of this, of this problem.

• 11:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You're on a road with no reception, it's you and your beautiful woman.

• 11:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 11:34Cameron Kennedy?

  What the?

• 11:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Tire shredded.

• 11:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:37Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're sitting there, now your only options.

• 11:39Peyton Hardin?

  I go, I told you not to eat that.

• 11:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh! I'm, oh no, oh, oh, I'm gonna faint. Oh, I'm gonna faint. Oh my god.

• 12:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh dude, if that was the first thing that came out of your mouth, you'd go to hell.

• 12:08Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so mean.

• 12:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 12:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so mean, I don't mean it, it's a joke. Okay, for you, I mean, this is like nightmare fuel. You're stuck out there, your only thing you can do is, you have to figure out how to change a tire with no video, no nothing? Or you gotta flag down a stranger and talk to him. And both of those are just harrowing panics waiting to happen.

• 12:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 12:28Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's what I'm saying, you have to be willing, you don't know how, you don't know how to, don't have to know how to do it, you have to be willing.

• 12:33Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, I'm willing to risk the other three tires and see how far that gets me. If you, if we're being completely honest, that's what I would do in that situation. I might catch, something might catch on fire, I might ruin this car.

• 12:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh my god, you would. Oh my god, you would drive a car with like.

• 12:49Peyton Hardin?

  Three wheels.

• 12:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You, you would drive a car with three wheels and just say, just, just be quiet, don't turn on anything, we're just gonna go slow. You would destroy a vehicle.

• 12:57Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 12:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Before you got out and rolled up the sleeves and figured out how to change tires.

• 13:01Peyton Hardin?

  There's no point in me trying to change a tire. Literally, all I would do is like put the tire where that one used to be.

• 13:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that's, it's, it's really not that much. You jack the frame up, take the one off and put the other one on.

• 13:12Peyton Hardin?

  See, I don't have any, I don't have a jack.

• 13:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I bet your car has it in it.

• 13:15Peyton Hardin?

  I, I promise you it doesn't.

• 13:18Peyton Hardin?

  I've been everywhere in that car.

• 13:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Have you been under, underneath?

• 13:21Peyton Hardin?

  There's nothing under it, I drive a Tesla, there's nothing under it, it's flat.

• 13:24Cameron Kennedy?

  There could be something.

• 13:25Peyton Hardin?

  I, I, no, I'm, that's crazy, I, I'm actually telling you, I'm not, it's not an upward.

• 13:29Cameron Kennedy?

  But there could be, there could be.

• 13:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, no, you have a problem, I love you, you have a problem.

• 13:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not, I'm not gonna lie, this, what happened this weekend segues perfectly off of that.

• 13:41Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 13:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Speaking on the, are you not a man, or is that not good if you're, don't doing the manly stuff? We went to this massive, massive furniture store. It's, there's multiple around the country, but it's here, it's called Nebraska Furniture Mart.

• 13:54Peyton Hardin?

  It's like basically like the Disney world of furniture.

• 13:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I mean, they, it's just huge, they have everything. It was me, Peyton and my dad, and we're walking around, I'm looking for stuff for the house, he's looking for stuff for, uh, the studio. We're walking around and my dad goes, oh my god, P, have you ever tried one of those massage chairs? Cause they have like, they have like 50 that are just like multiple thousand dollar massage chairs. All plugged in, you can just sit in them. He goes, no. He goes, oh come on, come do it. So he said, like, he's like, yeah, just try and sit in there and just hang out. So P gets in there, he gets in chair and he goes, he's like, ooh, oh, this is nice, oh. Thing, hold on.

• 14:30Cameron Kennedy?

  He's sitting there, ooh, oh god, ooh, this is nice, he's like, yeah, y'all, y'all just go and be here for a little bit. So I'm like, alright, bet, see ya. We take off to the tables, probably 150 feet away. I'm looking at these tables and stuff, and all of a sudden, I hear Peyton and I'm like, he's way too far. I should not be able to hear, he's, he's either yelling or he's talking to someone very loud. My spidey sense goes off. I look, I don't know, I do not know how on god's green earth you ended up like this? In a massage chair? But he was like this? He literally was like down. And he couldn't get out.

• 15:10Peyton Hardin?

  He saw that?

• 15:11Cameron Kennedy?

  And he couldn't get out, he started, he said, uh, uh, help!

• 15:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, oh my god.

• 15:23Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 15:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally am looking through these tables, all these people, and his legs are like, they're like perpendicular with the floor. And he's just, I mean, you're gonna understand. For all of y'all that have met us, we are, I mean, we're some big.

• 15:36Peyton Hardin?

  Six, seven.

• 15:37Cameron Kennedy?

  We're some big broads. You just see these big ass legs up in the sky, he's literally like, he's trying to reach the thing, like, help, excuse, hey, excuse me, help?

• 15:47Peyton Hardin?

  It was bullshit, cause so, you, first of all, I didn't want to get in that massage chair, your dad was like, like.

• 15:52Cameron Kennedy?

  He did not coerce you into it.

• 15:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you would've thought he was an investor in this. And so I get in the massage chair, right, and then it has a, I've never been in a massage chair like that, it had an iPad on it, and it was like this, uh, like, Frenchman talking to me, and he was like.

• 16:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Take your shoes off, it's the best experience.

• 16:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so I took my shoes off, I get in the thing, and it's like a full body one, it has a leg and a foot mechanism. The legs, like squeezed in, so like, you're like locked into this chamber, and then my feet were locked in. I didn't like being constricted. And then, so I'm sitting here perpendicular, and I'm getting hit up, like, I'm getting rocked.

• 16:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god!

• 16:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god! Even, even in a massage store, this feels just oozing.

• 16:40Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm getting hit, I'm, I'm getting massaged up, right? And I'm like, I'm like, okay, this is nice, right? It's in my lower lumbar and such.

• 16:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh!

• 16:50Peyton Hardin?

  But then I'm like, okay, I have, I have scoliosis of the spine.

• 16:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you do, I mean, it's like that. Oh, it's, it's, I mean, harsh hook, harsh hook, it's like a fishing bag. You know, fishing with that spine. It's a, I mean, that's a hook, boy. That thing just goes, I mean, right there, I just saw it, you leaned over and it just went, it's like, normal persons like that, you're just like. It's good, we love you though.

• 17:10Peyton Hardin?

  I can't help it. And so, but I need, I like being laid back.

• 17:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 17:14Peyton Hardin?

  And so, I couldn't figure out what's the laid back feature was, but there's some, on it said zero gravity, so I clicked that mother. I was on my head, it started slowly putting me back, and so like, I'm up here. I'm like this, I'm getting like, I'm getting hit while my legs are in there, and then little kids are walking past me, I'm like.

• 17:39Peyton Hardin?

  You know how, you know how degrading that is? When people or families are walking past you, I'm, I'm all hiked up in the air like this.

• 17:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Taking back shots, your legs are there.

• 17:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like this, right, I'm just, and I, I don't know what face to make, so I'm looking at them all disappointed like this.

• 18:02Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, bro.

• 18:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 18:04Peyton Hardin?

  And then it stops.

• 18:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 18:05Peyton Hardin?

  It stops. So now it's like I'm waiting on the towel.

• 18:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 18:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I almost broke that guy's machine trying to get out that.

• 18:17Peyton Hardin?

  It was bad.

• 18:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I know it was bad. I know you were panicking too, cuz you, you will, you will die. You, you'll almost die before you speak to people.

• 18:25Peyton Hardin?

  I was trying to unplug it.

• 18:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You will die before you talk to people. The fact I heard your voice, I know you were tripping.

• 18:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was bad.

• 18:32Cameron Kennedy?

  But it was so like.

• 18:34Peyton Hardin?

  And it was heated too.

• 18:35Cameron Kennedy?

  It was like almost, it was like almost cute how not loud you were. It was almost. You were just like, hey, could someone help maybe? Could you possibly help? Meanwhile, he's literally like, you're just like, hey, could you, someone, uh, someone help me just, excuse me, sir, if you help?

• 18:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 18:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, dude. That is, I mean, that's, that is right off of that right there. If you don't, I would have, I would have destroyed the machine.

• 18:58Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 18:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I would have broke the machine before, or I would have figured it out before I say, hey, can someone help me?

• 19:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude, no, it was one of those things. It's like, brother, and like, and it was like a Sunday night or a Saturday. It was like so packed. Everybody's getting furniture.

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• 19:31Peyton Hardin?

  Toys.

• 19:32Cameron Kennedy?

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• 19:34Peyton Hardin?

  Toys.

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• 19:36Peyton Hardin?

  Toys.

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• 20:48Peyton Hardin?

  Later that night, me and you went to our friend Ryan's birthday.

• 20:51Cameron Kennedy?

  We did, we did. We went and celebrated all ride out.

• 20:54Peyton Hardin?

  Too many white people for me, but it was a good time. It's too many. Not one P O C. All just me. They're like, we got our good one.

• 21:02Cameron Kennedy?

  They go, we got good old Peyton. That's the good boy Peyton.

• 21:05Peyton Hardin?

  You're not like the mother.

• 21:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I like you for a reason, Peyton. You're daddy white, ain't he? I knew I liked you, boy.

• 21:12Peyton Hardin?

  You can't put that on there.

• 21:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Go pick that ball up. Ball real quick, boy.

• 21:15Peyton Hardin?

  We can't, we can't put that on there.

• 21:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I know. That's.

• 21:18Peyton Hardin?

  But it is a funny joke.

• 21:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 21:23Peyton Hardin?

  But, uh, anyway, so we.

• 21:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Great time.

• 21:25Peyton Hardin?

  We went to this bowling alley and they had a pool table, right? And so I'm sitting there. Now, I had my fun. I was like, Connor, how's fishing going, man? Like, what's your, what's your golf scramble? Like, I'm doing all the.

• 21:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, what stocks you into currently?

• 21:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like, dude, how was Outwatch, Overlast? How do you play it? Like, I don't know. I was trying to get into the, you heard that new AC/DC album? The classics came back. You know, dude.

• 21:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. The classics came back?

• 21:55Peyton Hardin?

  Wink with the rock hand. Oh, whoa.

• 21:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I go, oh, yeah, Burt Kreischer's my favorite too.

• 22:02Cameron Kennedy?

  The machine.

• 22:03Peyton Hardin?

  He'd go, dude, they all just hate on Caitlin Clark, man.

• 22:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Such an ethical ball player.

• 22:12Peyton Hardin?

  I was hitting all y'all's talking points, right?

• 22:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 22:14Peyton Hardin?

  But then I got, I got tired of it. And I was like, dude, I thought.

• 22:16Cameron Kennedy?

  He voted for November.

• 22:21Peyton Hardin?

  You see what he's doing in New York? Like, I was hitting all the, the things that y'all love. I was trying to fake it. I didn't, I couldn't do it. And so I got tired of it. So I was like, oh, there's a pool table over there. Let me go shoot some pool by, by myself.

• 22:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally.

• 22:35Peyton Hardin?

  So I was shooting pool by myself, right? I've played a full pool game by myself. Did you see it happening?

• 22:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I turned around. I was like, is he still playing? And I, at one point, I said, bro, you good? Come sit back down. He said, no, I, I got something going right now.

• 22:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I was trying to milk.

• 22:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I got my own system, bro.

• 22:48Peyton Hardin?

  I was trying to milk the time. I was like, how long can I have this game go? Right? So I'm playing.

• 22:54Peyton Hardin?

  Now, as always, it was one of those pool tables. As soon as you, I was playing pool and as soon as I hit the pool ball in, it disappears, right? Like the stripes and the solids, they disappear.

• 23:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 23:06Peyton Hardin?

  And it had me thinking.

• 23:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 23:09Peyton Hardin?

  How the hell do pool tables work? How do pool tables know how to keep the solid and stripe balls, but anytime I scratch, it regurgitates cue ball?

• 23:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that is true.

• 23:23Peyton Hardin?

  And I literally.

• 23:24Cameron Kennedy?

  That is true.

• 23:26Peyton Hardin?

  Pool tables are the most magical piece of technology we have ever seen.

• 23:33Peyton Hardin?

  I forgot about the cue ball.

• 23:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Isn't that crazy?

• 23:36Peyton Hardin?

  No, that is.

• 23:37Cameron Kennedy?

  So you're playing pool, right? You're hitting balls, stripes, never see it again. Solids, hit the hole.

• 23:43Peyton Hardin?

  Gone forever.

• 23:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Gone forever, Aaron Hernandez. It is gone, right? And then I scratch. Ball comes right back. How the does it know?

• 23:50Peyton Hardin?

  That is the greatest thing I've ever heard. That is so true.

• 23:53Cameron Kennedy?

  This is crazier than movie theaters, bro.

• 23:55Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent.

• 23:56Cameron Kennedy?

  What, there, there's eyeballs in there or there's a sensor.

• 23:58Peyton Hardin?

  But there's not because some of these pool tables are sixty years old.

• 24:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, like this is, I still put a quarter to play that big. I'm putting quarters in that, so I can get a little keychain out of a little duck.

• 24:08Peyton Hardin?

  This is an AI technology.

• 24:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Nowhere near. It's nowhere near.

• 24:11Peyton Hardin?

  Witchcraft.

• 24:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 24:12Peyton Hardin?

  So I, I literally, I don't know if you saw me, but I was literally under that pool table like it was a carburetor.

• 24:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You did not get under the pool table.

• 24:19Peyton Hardin?

  Brother, I was hitting the ball in and I'd run under the pool table and I was like.

• 24:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You said.

• 24:24Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, how's it?

• 24:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Left ten degrees. I will figure this.

• 24:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, I was trying to like look in there. It, it's, it's so amazing. Let's try to figure it out. Oh, it, okay. My first thought is there's some sensor, some like.

• 24:37Cameron Kennedy?

  What is it sensing?

• 24:39Peyton Hardin?

  Color. Cuz that's the only ball that's just white. It's a.

• 24:42Cameron Kennedy?

  But other balls have majority white.

• 24:43Peyton Hardin?

  But that's the only ball that's just white. Like, you, the cue ball goes through white, but the.

• 24:48Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's not true. Cue balls are more marble. They have like multicolored in them. If you look at it.

• 24:53Peyton Hardin?

  Suck my bone off white, whatever you wanna call it. It's, it's a white ball.

• 24:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 24:59Peyton Hardin?

  The eight balls black, the cue ball's white. Now, the other ones, yes, there's stripes that have a white stripe in it, but like the whole ball's purple.

• 25:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but the whole, on stripes, like the orange one, like the red one, or maroon, the whole.

• 25:12Peyton Hardin?

  Pick a color you love. Pick a.

• 25:14Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a stripe ball that's all white and it just has a maroon strip on it.

• 25:17Peyton Hardin?

  But there's a, but there's color. I'm saying if that goes through a sensor, it could detect the color, but.

• 25:21Cameron Kennedy?

  So you're saying if I were to put duct tape, just one strip of light duct tape around a cue ball, not the full thing, just around it, it wouldn't sense it?

• 25:29Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, but that's the first thought. That's the easiest. Like, there's a color. Now, the second one, which would piss me off, and we could take this to the FFDA, the Federational Dictation of Association of Billiards.

• 25:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I went there the other day.

• 25:40Peyton Hardin?

  But we could, the only other way is it either weighs more or weighs less. All the other balls are the same.

• 25:47Cameron Kennedy?

  That'd be cheating.

• 25:48Peyton Hardin?

  It's, and that's what I'm saying. We have to take it to the FDABA. But I'm saying, if the ball's either the slightest off, like weight, or the slightest smaller.

• 25:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I don't think.

• 25:57Peyton Hardin?

  There's no, literally, is there, is there, is there, is there a goblin in there?

• 26:01Cameron Kennedy?

  There, there.

• 26:01Peyton Hardin?

  It's just like this. The white one, he just gives it back and he's just there for eternity?

• 26:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 26:06Peyton Hardin?

  It's just all the time. Oh, give me my quarters. And he's like. I'll keep, keep, give him out. Really scratch again. Like, there's not an entity in there.

• 26:15Cameron Kennedy?

  And like, those.

• 26:16Peyton Hardin?

  Some of these pool tables are old as.

• 26:18Cameron Kennedy?

  When you hit it, there's like tubes that go under, right?

• 26:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:20Cameron Kennedy?

  How the hell do the balls not get clogged in there too? So say you've hit in eight balls already, right? And then you scratch. How is it not getting clogged in the tube? How's it just coming back to you?

• 26:31Peyton Hardin?

  There's another scratch tube.

• 26:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, I, I think if you were.

• 26:34Peyton Hardin?

  Plumbing. There's HVAC in pool tables.

• 26:36Cameron Kennedy?

  If you were to dissect a pool table, it would be more vast than the human body.

• 26:40Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, now we disagree.

• 26:41Cameron Kennedy?

  It would be more purls and poops, or purls and pooters. It would be more tubes and tunnels than New Jersey.

• 26:47Peyton Hardin?

  I, I bet that would, oh, my God. I've never seen the inside of a pool.

• 26:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No one's ever seen the inside of the two, of a, of a, no one's ever seen the inside of a pool table. No one's done it.

• 26:56Peyton Hardin?

  They're magical.

• 26:57Cameron Kennedy?

  They're, they're magical.

• 26:57Peyton Hardin?

  It would look like, it would look like in anatomy, almost.

• 27:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 27:01Peyton Hardin?

  It's gonna have your lower intestine there, your big intestine here, colon. Oh, my God, dude, you're on, you're on.

• 27:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I'm gonna look it up.

• 27:09Peyton Hardin?

  You're cooking with fish oil. Tell me, okay, now it's, now before we get vastly, vastly heartbroken, like significantly heartbroken. We just have to accept that it's probably gonna be something simple. And, and as long as you're good with that, I'm good with that too.

• 27:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Other balls. Okay. I mean, that's a weird way to come back into it. All right. Pool tables separate the white cue ball from regular object balls using a special physical difference or an internal sensor built into the ball.

• 27:35Peyton Hardin?

  Get the outta here.

• 27:37Cameron Kennedy?

  So there are cheating. There's something wrong with the ball. Not all balls are the same. There's not, you know.

• 27:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, they said there's an, an internal thing in the cue ball.

• 27:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 27:43Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true. That's not true. That's not true.

• 27:46Cameron Kennedy?

  How do we know?

• 27:46Peyton Hardin?

  Because I've gone to, I've gone to these saloons, right? These underground saloons.

• 27:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Wild, Wild West put them up. This town ain't big enough for the two of us days.

• 27:54Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. There's barely HVAC in the building and sufficient plumbing. There's no way there's a.

• 27:58Cameron Kennedy?

  A chip sensor.

• 28:00Peyton Hardin?

  And there's no way.

• 28:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Suck a fart. They're lying.

• 28:03Peyton Hardin?

  Frank.

• 28:03Cameron Kennedy?

  They're lying. Suck a Frank.

• 28:05Peyton Hardin?

  Suck a Frank.

• 28:05Cameron Kennedy?

  That was the funniest thing ever.

• 28:08Peyton Hardin?

  Suck a Frank. Is it crazy? Speaking of Franks, I ordered six hot dogs off DoorDash.

• 28:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it's, it's fair to say. You have a problem.

• 28:15Peyton Hardin?

  You think?

• 28:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You do.

• 28:16Peyton Hardin?

  Really? How so?

• 28:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, so in the absence of our women.

• 28:19Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 28:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Every day, you have ordered four, either three or four orders of bacon from a restaurant to be your breakfast.

• 28:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 28:27Cameron Kennedy?

  So the normal person would go buy their own bacon and save significant money.

• 28:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, and.

• 28:33Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not allowed to touch the stove. When she's gone. I was told. That's a rule. So.

• 28:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't touch your stove?

• 28:42Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 28:42Cameron Kennedy?

  In your house?

• 28:43Peyton Hardin?

  Our house, our stove.

• 28:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, good man. I like that. I like that. That's some brownie points. That's how you get some nuzz when she comes back. That's how you get nuzz. Every day, though, and you, you fail to like offer variety. It's not bacon in a bowl of fruit.

• 28:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Bacon in a bowl of grits, bacon in a pancake. It's just bacon, bacon, bacon, bit.

• 29:01Peyton Hardin?

  Why grits?

• 29:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Cuz I know you don't like oatmeal.

• 29:03Peyton Hardin?

  I don't, I like oatmeal. I've never had a grit.

• 29:09Peyton Hardin?

  That's crazy.

• 29:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You've never had a grit?

• 29:11Peyton Hardin?

  Swear to God, I've never had a grit.

• 29:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You've never had a grit?

• 29:13Peyton Hardin?

  On Jesus.

• 29:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I might have to bring you grits next week.

• 29:15Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want white people grits.

• 29:17Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 29:17Peyton Hardin?

  Your grits are nasty.

• 29:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't know my grits. You've never had a grit.

• 29:20Peyton Hardin?

  You've never-

• 29:20Cameron Kennedy?

  How can something be nasty if you've never had it?

• 29:22Peyton Hardin?

  Well, if I had a grit, I'm having it from my side.

• 29:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Butter, sugar, or cheese?

• 29:25Peyton Hardin?

  I don't, I'm a lactose, I can't have cheese. But you completely ignored the fact that I ordered six hot dogs off DoorDash.

• 29:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh, oh my god, yeah, I was going back to, back to hot dogs. Why, like, first off, who, where in the [__] do you DoorDash a hot dog? From Cinemark?

• 29:43Peyton Hardin?

  Well, well, originally, when I ordered him, they just brought me the cold weenies. And I said, "Don't want to make them," so I just have those cold weenies in the fridge. I said, "I want already lukewarm by the time they get to my house."

• 29:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, lukewarm, soggy bun.

• 29:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:57Cameron Kennedy?

  From where? If you, if this is not an actual establishment.

• 30:02Peyton Hardin?

  I don't remember. It was like, it was like one of those mom and pop places.

• 30:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, but it's a restaurant.

• 30:08Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe a stand?

• 30:14Peyton Hardin?

  Not quite sure.

• 30:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe a stand is crazy. Why hot do, like, bro, you're-

• 30:21Peyton Hardin?

  Cause dude, I love a good hot dog.

• 30:23Cameron Kennedy?

  But you don't need, like, you deserve better than that.

• 30:26Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think so.

• 30:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you do.

• 30:27Peyton Hardin?

  I love a good hot dog.

• 30:28Cameron Kennedy?

  But, and six of them!

• 30:30Peyton Hardin?

  Ordered six hot dogs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you eat six? You ate all of them. Look me mine-

• 30:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, I put six-

• 30:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Frank.

• 30:36Peyton Hardin?

  I put two in the one, and then I got full.

• 30:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kinky. Ooh, you're a little freak.

• 30:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah. And I, and I don't put, but I don't put condiments on my hot dogs. I don't believe in it.

• 30:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You just said, on the internet, that you double dogged a glizzy.

• 30:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You double frank.

• 30:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I, I, I had a hot dog here and I had a hot dog here, so I was really just-

• 30:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no. If you're hitting a woodpecker in that-

• 31:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You took, one, one wasn't enough.

• 31:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:06Cameron Kennedy?

  One wasn't enough.

• 31:07Peyton Hardin?

  I docked him.

• 31:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You took two, slapped them together, and you took them, and you took a double glizzy.

• 31:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I took a double-

• 31:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Dry as hell, no loot.

• 31:15Peyton Hardin?

  I said, "No, no, no, no, no, no."

• 31:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god!

• 31:25Peyton Hardin?

  I need Sarah to come back.

• 31:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Two.

• 31:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, you need Sarah. Two of them.

• 31:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 31:28Peyton Hardin?

  Dry as hell.

• 31:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, "Get out."

• 31:30Peyton Hardin?

  Say, "Stop, hey, stop poking around back there, you're not getting there." The third one tried to come in, I said, "I'm not hungry yet for you. Come back. Go, go, go, go." Get. You sit over there and watch.

• 31:42Cameron Kennedy?

  And the other three after that, they're just like, "Man, I don't know."

• 31:44Peyton Hardin?

  The other three just knocking on the door, "Hey, is it right?"

• 31:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I don't know, I don't know if today's our day, Jim. I don't know.

• 31:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we'll see. Might, might be tired by the end of the-

• 31:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You got a big appetite, you never know. Never know.

• 31:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, you give him a couple more drinks, you never know. It's all good. They're just sitting there.

• 31:58Peyton Hardin?

  Six hot- Yeah, I didn't eat six, I ate two and a half. Two and a half. The other ones threw away.

• 32:04Cameron Kennedy?

  So why would you order six?

• 32:06Peyton Hardin?

  Miscalculated how hungry I was.

• 32:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I get more-

• 32:09Peyton Hardin?

  No, you, can I be honest?

• 32:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You do that [__] often.

• 32:12Peyton Hardin?

  Is that not normal?

• 32:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You do that, no.

• 32:14Peyton Hardin?

  Is your brain ever more hungry than your stomach?

• 32:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that, yes.

• 32:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's how I am.

• 32:18Cameron Kennedy?

  But acting on it every time?

• 32:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:20Cameron Kennedy?

  With, with years of evidence that should tell you not to?

• 32:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the weird part. Every time you're ordering something, you're, you're a little hungry, oh, six bags of Doritos are to the house.

• 32:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You, on, streamed that one day, you wanted a Pop-Tart, you got a, a 12-pack, like a value family pack of Pop-Tarts come.

• 32:35Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I think I fear disappointment. I think that's the thing. I don't, I want, I would rather get something, be like, "Oh, I got too much," and then buy something and not get enough of it. I think that's where I get it from.

• 32:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I relate to that, but when I do it, you call me fat-

• 32:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's, it's optic.

• 32:48Cameron Kennedy?

  It's gluttony.

• 32:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:49Cameron Kennedy?

  And then, but when you do it, it's just, oopsie, miscalculation, and that's [__] up, and that's a double standard.

• 32:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No, cause I do the same thing, and I'm just, ooh, big lard boy.

• 32:58Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 32:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You do it, it's, oops, counted wrong.

• 33:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:05Peyton Hardin?

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• 33:46Peyton Hardin?

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• 34:19Peyton Hardin?

  Does your DoorDash ever give you problems?

• 34:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, not really.

• 34:22Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 34:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I got a pretty good system right now. Pretty-

• 34:25Peyton Hardin?

  I have a, I have a, I have a bad, the people that come DoorDash to my house, dude, they're really strange. Like, this guy last night-

• 34:32Cameron Kennedy?

  What's her name?

• 34:33Peyton Hardin?

  Who? Oh, Renee?

• 34:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 34:35Peyton Hardin?

  Can I get Renee in the chat?

• 34:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Renee.

• 34:37Peyton Hardin?

  If you're still watching right now, put Renee in the chat.

• 34:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Renee.

• 34:40Peyton Hardin?

  Censored, because there's children here.

• 34:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That's true.

• 34:42Peyton Hardin?

  But, so I ordered DoorDash last night, Panda Express, at 9:48 PM, right? I was watching Outer Banks in my bed.

• 34:50Cameron Kennedy?

  The final season.

• 34:51Peyton Hardin?

  Horrible.

• 34:52Cameron Kennedy?

  It's terrible?

• 34:53Peyton Hardin?

  I'll talk about it on Patreon. Terrible.

• 34:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's-

• 34:57Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's like, it's like, okay.

• 34:59Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, "Oh, y'all, just get some money crap."

• 35:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, no, not even that, it's just like, come on, it's just super, like, anyway, I'll give a review later. But anyway, so I was super hungry, right? And so I ordered the, I ordered the Panda Express at like 9:15.

• 35:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 35:15Peyton Hardin?

  I'm waiting, I shower. You know, you ever look at one of the, you know, when you're on DoorDash, and you look at it, and it's like, your delivery time keeps getting pushed and pushed?

• 35:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, and it's like little, little two-minute increments.

• 35:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it's like, oh, you're, you're-

• 35:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, but then it does it for an hour.

• 35:28Peyton Hardin?

  It's a, oh, your driver's headed your way, 40 minutes later, get ready, make sure your porch light's on.

• 35:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 35:34Peyton Hardin?

  And then it's like, you arrive at 9:37, and now it's gonna arrive at 9:42.

• 35:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 35:39Peyton Hardin?

  Now it's 9:48, and it just keeps going, it keeps going, right? And so I'm, now I'm, I'm fat, right? I'm, I'm fat. So, I was in my bed after my-

• 35:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Me too, my brother.

• 35:48Peyton Hardin?

  I was in my bed naked after my shower, waiting for it to hear a knock on the door, and so I was gonna go get it, right?

• 35:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you about to do some, you're gonna open the door butt naked?

• 35:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, I was in a way for-

• 35:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're a freak.

• 35:58Peyton Hardin?

  Just wait. So I, I was, I was sitting there, and I was like, "Okay, he's on his way." So I went to the front door, but I was peeking through a window on the side of my door, like, there's a window right beside my door, and I was peeking, looking out there, right? Like, I'm waiting for a UPS truck, and I have a fun package coming.

• 36:12Cameron Kennedy?

  He's got my package. Where's my box?

• 36:13Peyton Hardin?

  And so I'm looking, right, and I don't see him, I'm like, I'm like, "Okay, not here, not here." So I, you look at my app, and it keeps getting pushed and pushed. So I'm standing butt naked by my door for about 14 minutes, bro.

• 36:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Mind you, CJ, CJ lives with him, and 1,000% was home with-

• 36:28Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't seen CJ in 48 hours.

• 36:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna put that out there.

• 36:32Peyton Hardin?

  CJ sees me more on this recording than he does in real life.

• 36:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, oh, you're one of the creepiest-

• 36:37Peyton Hardin?

  I'll stand outside his door sometimes, just wait for him to come out.

• 36:39Cameron Kennedy?

  One of the creepiest part, which is unsettling, but very much true. CJ sees you in the house.

• 36:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, CJ sees you. Oh, he watches me.

• 36:47Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, he watches me for sure. I know I'm not alone.

• 36:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I know I'm not alone.

• 36:57Peyton Hardin?

  It's a fact.

• 36:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no, no, he's like, "Oh, he watches."

• 37:03Peyton Hardin?

  I think he like lay down, snipe watches me too. Like, he'll lay down on his stomach and just like look from upstairs.

• 37:09Cameron Kennedy?

  So he can tuck the blood bowl?

• 37:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Gets, gets weird. I'll like hear like sniffing under my bedroom door, like there's a dog out there. It's like-

• 37:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, dude.

• 37:18Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna go to cardiac arrest. But, um, so, I'm standing there butt naked 12 minutes, like, and I'm, at this point, I'm cold, it is, I mean, I am, I'm rocking-

• 37:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Gummy worm.

• 37:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm, I'm as small as I've ever seen it. You know, right? So I'm standing there, and then the DoorDasher finally comes, and so I can, I can hear him walking up to my door.

• 37:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 37:38Peyton Hardin?

  Normally, when they walk up to my door, I hear them drop the package, they'll hit the doorbell, and they'll walk away, right? But I hear this guy talking. He's on the phone. The DoorDasher was on the phone. So he's like in a good conversation, like, he's like into it, and I can see his silhouette through my door, it's like a big glass door, "Talk to me." And so I see his silhouette, and he's holding my bag in front of the door, my Panda Express. But he is such in a good conversation. He's not dropping my Panda Express.

• 38:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, dude, no.

• 38:05Peyton Hardin?

  He's talking, right, and he starts one of these. Yeah, man, so I was just walking, you know- Oh, no! I told them that if, if they wanted to do it, we could, he's in circles.

• 38:18Peyton Hardin?

  I literally opened my door, I'm like this, right? I'm holding my meat, like, "Hey, man, can you drop that right there? Hey, brother, go ahead and drop that." For Peyton, right? Orange chicken, go ahead and drop that.

• 38:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna go ahead and drop that orange chicken?

• 38:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 38:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That firecracker shrimp?

• 38:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he literally was like, "Hold on, I see a dragon."

• 38:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And hung on.

• 38:40Cameron Kennedy?

  So stupid, man.

• 38:42Peyton Hardin?

  He's so stupid.

• 38:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I love it. That's so good, though. I love it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I have to tell you. Okay, I saw this.

• 38:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 38:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I know we're not fantasy football players.

• 38:52Peyton Hardin?

  Mm hmm.

• 38:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, have you ever tried?

• 38:54Peyton Hardin?

  Mm hmm.

• 38:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You want to, though, too, right? I'm kind of the same.

• 38:56Peyton Hardin?

  Only fantasy I believe is in erections.

• 39:00Cameron Kennedy?

  What'd you just say?

• 39:01Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 39:02Cameron Kennedy?

  The only fantasy you believe in is erection?

• 39:04Peyton Hardin?

  That gives me erections. I meant to say.

• 39:06Cameron Kennedy?

  So what's the fantasy?

• 39:07Peyton Hardin?

  Whatever I dream up of.

• 39:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Sexual desires.

• 39:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's the only fantasy, like.

• 39:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Not so not football.

• 39:12Peyton Hardin?

  Nor dragons.

• 39:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Or dragons. Okay. Do you? Would you ever want to play, though?

• 39:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I was thinking about asking you the other day, but there's no point.

• 39:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm down to it. We'd have to.

• 39:20Peyton Hardin?

  You'd evacuate week four. I know you. You'd be like, oh, sorry, bro. Kid was screaming.

• 39:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Hear me out. If, no, the kids will be screaming, but hear me out. If we literally started it like super small, like, say, you, me, and if other of like our people, like five people, maybe, did it? I would. I would want to do like that. I don't want to jump into a whole league.

• 39:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, I want to do our friends, but I want to get it. I want a trophy.

• 39:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm down. So this is what I'm talking about. So have you seen, basically, like, the more real they get, there's, like, actual prizes and whatever, but there's, like, significant punishments.

• 39:49Peyton Hardin?

  For losing your fantasy football league?

• 39:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Losing, for being dead last. There's all sorts of crazy things. Like, there's like, it's almost like, like, humiliation rituals sometimes, but some are more practical and some are more fun. This one was called the 5K Fun Run. So if you came dead last in your fantasy football league, you had to be the runner in the 5K Fun Run. So.

• 40:10Peyton Hardin?

  What do you do with the 5K Fun Run?

• 40:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Every single person in the league, you all gather at a local bar, at a favorite bar and grill, something like that.

• 40:17Peyton Hardin?

  I'm in so far.

• 40:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, the loser is dropped off five kilometers away from the bar.

• 40:24Peyton Hardin?

  How many miles is that?

• 40:25Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, I think, three, like, three and some change.

• 40:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we're in America. Say that.

• 40:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, well, but it's 5K Fun Run. I think it's like.

• 40:30Peyton Hardin?

  That's strange, though.

• 40:32Cameron Kennedy?

  We're the only place that does miles.

• 40:36Peyton Hardin?

  We push that T over that bridge.

• 40:37Cameron Kennedy?

  So you're five, you're three and some change, like 3.1, 3.2, something like that, miles away. And right, someone's like a mediator, someone in the group, you're all on the phone, you say, go. That person has to run to the bar. The whole time they're running, every single person at the bar has their card.

• 40:56Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 40:57Cameron Kennedy?

  5K Fun Run. Now, you have to, you have to hope that your friends have a ounce of dignity and maybe just get

• 41:05Peyton Hardin?

  There has to be a secondary rule to that.

• 41:09Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no, that's the beauty. It's all up to the people you're in the league.

• 41:12Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's evil. It has to be like, you can order another drink once you finish your drink. You can't just be like, hey, give me a bottle of El Alto, give me a bottle of Casamigos. You can't do that.

• 41:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, maybe there's no purchasing bottles.

• 41:21Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 41:22Cameron Kennedy?

  But you think about, like, typical leagues, more like 10, 12 people.

• 41:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:26Cameron Kennedy?

  11 people at a bar with one man's card for all their tabs.

• 41:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:31Cameron Kennedy?

  And let's, let's assume he runs at a

• 41:36Cameron Kennedy?

  is an average man, an eight-minute, eight-minute pace. It's roughly 25 minutes.

• 41:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:41Cameron Kennedy?

  What could you drink if you were, if it was like?

• 41:43Peyton Hardin?

  If it was, say, it was just me and you in this league, and let's do the variations of I lost, you lost.

• 41:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so if I lost, I have, you have 25 minutes at a bar with my card.

• 41:52Peyton Hardin?

  Good.

• 41:53Cameron Kennedy?

  What would you try to get?

• 41:54Peyton Hardin?

  Your kids aren't going to college.

• 41:58Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that mean? How much you drinking?

• 42:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I don't.

• 42:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally show up, you're getting stretchered out.

• 42:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, you're like, good job, Cam. Nice fun one. You go, she next, she's.

• 42:09Peyton Hardin?

  You go, yeah, anyway, trade dollars and take it back. You just go in the stretcher.

• 42:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Realistically, because I think.

• 42:16Peyton Hardin?

  How much money would I spend on your card in 25 minutes?

• 42:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I think there's some, like, gamesmanship, too. It's not like you just want a slow sip. Like, you kind of want to make the person.

• 42:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, feel the punishment for losing, but you also don't want to just get, like, destroyed.

• 42:28Peyton Hardin?

  In 25 minutes, I could probably realistically get about $500 on your tab.

• 42:35Peyton Hardin?

  Realistically.

• 42:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Paying $500 in 25 minutes?

• 42:41Peyton Hardin?

  $500 with alcohol in 25 minutes, easily.

• 42:43Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell are you drinking? Five?

• 42:47Peyton Hardin?

  Like, tequila soda.

• 42:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Tequila soda. Let's say you get.

• 42:50Peyton Hardin?

  Like, $15 to drink. I get good tequila in my tequila sodas.

• 42:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Pardon me for not being quick enough on the maths. Okay, $15 for a TSL.

• 43:00Peyton Hardin?

  Mm hmm.

• 43:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And you'd be drinking

• 43:04Cameron Kennedy?

  33 tequila sodas in 25 minutes?

• 43:08Peyton Hardin?

  Some of them are doubles.

• 43:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so that's in half. 16. Well, okay, 16 double tequila sodas in 25. You'd get your stomach pumped.

• 43:17Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, I didn't say that's all for me. You know how I get when I, on drink four, I'm the most generous man on the planet. I'm hitting.

• 43:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You're giving strangers my money.

• 43:26Peyton Hardin?

  I go, oh, is it your birthday? Come here, come here, come here.

• 43:28Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, it's not my birthday. You go, just shut up and come drink.

• 43:30Peyton Hardin?

  I go, today it is. And then you be like, where do you got going? Don't care. Come on, get some. You know how I am when I'm drinking. I'm the most generous person on the planet, Earth.

• 43:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You would use the free tab on others to make me suffer more?

• 43:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it's like charity.

• 43:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You're running hell. Charity my.

• 43:44Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like.

• 43:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Meanwhile, I'm like this.

• 43:48Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not, I'm basically Mr. Beast of the bar at that point.

• 43:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, what's up, everybody? Today, we got Cam's card. We're gonna see how much drinks we can get in 25 minutes. Ready? Let's go. What do you want? What do you want? That would be the most ever.

• 44:03Peyton Hardin?

  Really? What would you do?

• 44:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Flip the scenario. You stake already said, go.

• 44:06Peyton Hardin?

  What would you do?

• 44:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, hey, man, let me get a, let me get a tall middle light.

• 44:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't.

• 44:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, thanks, thanks. You know what? I'll take a, I'll, I'll take a shot. I'll take one shot of Crown.

• 44:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I hope Pate is doing all right. I'm just thinking about you. I go, man, it's really hot day, man.

• 44:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 44:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, can I go ahead and get two ice waters? I want to have them waiting for my friend when he arrives. He lost our football league. I'll take one more beer.

• 44:30Peyton Hardin?

  You want to take pictures of my children?

• 44:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You show up, like, you ran with your life, you're literally like this. What'd you fuck? How much you spend? And I go, oh, right here. It's like $29.

• 44:40Peyton Hardin?

  Let's do it. Let's do it for.

• 44:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm down to do that.

• 44:43Peyton Hardin?

  Who do NBA?

• 44:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I love you to death. Have you ever even attempted NBA fantasy?

• 44:47Peyton Hardin?

  I've never done any fantasy. I told you I don't believe in fantasy unless it makes me erect.

• 44:50Cameron Kennedy?

  NBA. NBA is hard as hell. Fantasy football, you log in, you see who your teams, who your guys are playing, you make the adjustments once a week.

• 44:56Peyton Hardin?

  Want to do it?

• 44:57Cameron Kennedy?

  There's four NBA games a week. You can't, it's.

• 44:58Peyton Hardin?

  Do we still have time to do it for NFL?

• 45:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, yeah, it's preseason. We should be able to.

• 45:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I like that.

• 45:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, like, I don't know how good we're gonna be, but we can try it.

• 45:06Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I wish there was a fantasy football of 37U football.

• 45:11Peyton Hardin?

  Have you seen 37U football?

• 45:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That is probably, I'd probably buy tickets if we had a local team.

• 45:16Peyton Hardin?

  It is the most entertaining thing I've ever seen.

• 45:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That is the most, the funniest ever.

• 45:22Peyton Hardin?

  So if you don't know what 37U football is, basically, it's like a, a league of 37-year-old men and under playing high-level, competitive tackle football.

• 45:36Cameron Kennedy?

  This is flag tackle football.

• 45:37Peyton Hardin?

  Forty-year-old men with full pads on, jerseys, gear, plays, not, this isn't. A coach. That's, that's 38. This isn't sanctioned anywhere, by the way. It's just like, hey, it's like, we all made a verbal agreement that we're gonna wear this jersey, and we're gonna show up at this, this public park and, like, put our lives on the line.

• 46:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, the best part is there's people that are, like, genuinely committing to being a lineman. Like, they're playing 37U football, and they're choosing trench.

• 46:11Peyton Hardin?

  They're a left tackle.

• 46:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they're a left tackle for 37U football, making $0 a game, and they're just offering their services for trench work. That is, I, I mean, it's a beautiful thing.

• 46:23Peyton Hardin?

  I want to look up.

• 46:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Beautiful thing. And, oh, my God, that one guy, you're making it easy on me. Easy on me.

• 46:31Peyton Hardin?

  This 37U football.

• 46:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they're like, like, they're talking on socials, saying that they're gonna match up this Saturday morning.

• 46:49Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, it's like, they're the most.

• 46:50Cameron Kennedy?

  At Hopkins Field, like.

• 46:52Peyton Hardin?

  There's a, I think there's a pep talk here. Oh, okay, that is audio.

• 47:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, well, actually, I don't want to scroll through that. I'm not prepared. But it's like, I want you to go on your TikTok right now and look up 37U football, and like, there's like pep talks before the game. They're gonna serve, it'll be like, this is all I care about. This is my life right now. You have three kids in the stands, by the way.

• 47:13Cameron Kennedy?

  This is all, this is it. This is for your manhood. Your kids are gonna watch this and remember who you are. We playing for what's on the back of our jersey. I ain't worked 50 hours to come out here and lose. It's like, bro, I've that.

• 47:30Peyton Hardin?

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• 48:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, breaking the fourth wall, um, the harder I started putting out over there.

• 48:55Peyton Hardin?

  It's pretty weird.

• 48:57Cameron Kennedy?

  We took a break for a second, but um, we're back and we got it fixed and I got something for you.

• 49:01Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, now.

• 49:02Cameron Kennedy?

  It's hot in here.

• 49:03Peyton Hardin?

  It's very hot, but what's more hot is what I'm about to show you.

• 49:05Cameron Kennedy?

  This is a.

• 49:06Peyton Hardin?

  My girlfriend?

• 49:07Cameron Kennedy?

  She is hot dude.

• 49:08Peyton Hardin?

  I look at her sometimes and I'll be like, can't believe I get to just.

• 49:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Now what stance would you like me to take? If I agree, I said your girl is hot, that's not okay. If I disagree, that's me saying your girl is ugly and that's not okay.

• 49:20Peyton Hardin?

  I think objectively, everybody can see my woman back at shot.

• 49:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm just gonna say hot, hot gives a connotation. She's a, she's a beautiful woman.

• 49:29Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, that's a respectful thing because you know, you get the hands and feet put on you.

• 49:31Cameron Kennedy?

  All, all 20, anyway. You got 10 and 10.

• 49:35Peyton Hardin?

  I met somebody.

• 49:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You got a little footitis down there.

• 49:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, people with webbed toes in 2026, I mean, come on.

• 49:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Ryan, Ryan's got webbed toes.

• 49:44Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, I am going to show you this viral problem, very simple question. It's been asked to the likes of G Herbo, it's been asked to the likes of other celebrities and rappers and all normal civilians as well.

• 49:56Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 49:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm simply gonna show you, I'm gonna put it up on the screen for our people as well. Very simple question, what time is not a real time?

• 50:04Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 50:04Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go.

• 50:05Peyton Hardin?

  What time is not a real time? A, 11:59 PM, B, 12:59 AM, C, 12:55 PM, D, 11:55 AM.

• 50:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 50:16Peyton Hardin?

  What time is not a real time?

• 50:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep, there is a right answer.

• 50:20Peyton Hardin?

  11:59 PM is a minute before midnight.

• 50:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a minute before, correct.

• 50:26Peyton Hardin?

  12:59 AM is a minute before 1 AM.

• 50:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Correct.

• 50:31Peyton Hardin?

  12:55 PM.

• 50:38Peyton Hardin?

  When's 12:55 PM?

• 50:41Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, noon's always confused me, dude. I've never liked, I've never liked around noon, I get so confused.

• 50:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 50:47Peyton Hardin?

  Is this one of those half past situations, a quarter past, quarter till? Somebody wrote a news article about that when I, because I didn't know what a quarter till something was. All right, here we go. D, 11:55 AM. Now pardon me.

• 51:02Peyton Hardin?

  Pardon me for my maybe ignorance, those are all real times.

• 51:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you sure? Cause there's a right answer.

• 51:09Peyton Hardin?

  Which one of these times isn't real? Do you read them out loud to me? Maybe I need to hear them.

• 51:14Cameron Kennedy?

  11:59 PM.

• 51:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's a, okay, let me break it down.

• 51:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's workshop it.

• 51:21Peyton Hardin?

  11:59 PM.

• 51:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's still night, that's a minute before midnight, not noon.

• 51:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Correct.

• 51:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 51:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Next one, 12:59 AM.

• 51:34Peyton Hardin?

  Right before 1 AM.

• 51:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Correct.

• 51:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 51:36Cameron Kennedy?

  12:55 PM.

• 51:39Peyton Hardin?

  I think that might be, that's where I'm getting confused. That's, that's the one that gets me. I feel like we've had four variations of 12 and I, that's just one of them can't be right. 12:55 PM.

• 51:53Peyton Hardin?

  Can't be something. And maybe it's one of those things where you say a word too many times and you start to get lost in it. Because, but there's too many 12 variants, it's like in the multiverse of 12. It's like Miles Morales of 12, I'm not gonna get it, all right.

• 52:08Cameron Kennedy?

  And the last one, 11:55 AM.

• 52:12Peyton Hardin?

  That's right before noon, that's one of my favorite times.

• 52:14Cameron Kennedy?

  So we have a right before noon, a right before midnight and a right before 1 AM. But that C, that 12:55 PM is just not getting it done.

• 52:21Peyton Hardin?

  You know what, and, and, and one thing I've learned about myself is to go with what your heart is feeling. So I'm gonna lock that one in, 12:55 is not correct.

• 52:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Locked in.

• 52:30Peyton Hardin?

  Locked in.

• 52:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. The right answer.

• 52:34Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, am I wrong?

• 52:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm, I'm reading right now.

• 52:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 52:36Cameron Kennedy?

  The correct answer is none of them. You absolute imbecile to society, those are all clear as day, real times. It's a reversed joke to see how long you're gonna sit there and struggle and try to figure out which one is incorrect. Those are all real times and you're 27 years old and you pay taxes. And you on the internet just came to a conclusion that 12:55 PM just can't be right. Have some dignity, stand ten toes and say, I'm smart? I, I know my, my life and then the world and those are all right.

• 53:12Peyton Hardin?

  You're abusive. You, you understand that, right?

• 53:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro.

• 53:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, this is, I feel like.

• 53:19Cameron Kennedy?

  12:55 PM.

• 53:22Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like.

• 53:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That's insane.

• 53:23Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like I'm in my last relationship right now. Like you did something to me, right? And now you're getting on me that you did something. You're like, you're like, if you wanna talk back, I wanna hit you. Like that's the same thing you're doing right now.

• 53:37Cameron Kennedy?

  So do you think it's wise if I tell you to shut up?

• 53:40Peyton Hardin?

  That's what, for you to keep talking.

• 53:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That's exactly what you're doing to me.

• 53:43Peyton Hardin?

  That's not what I'm doing right now. This is a classic, it's a reverse, it's a dark, it's, it's.

• 53:47Cameron Kennedy?

  This is, I mean, that is the definition of gaslighting.

• 53:49Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, and you, you, Mr. So Smart Manipulative Whatever.

• 53:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm manipulative, I'm manipulative, I'm manipulative.

• 53:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, your tongue's a serpent.

• 53:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're gonna take the kids from me?

• 53:59Peyton Hardin?

  If you ask me that, I literally go, oh, that's real, that's real, that's real, that's real, it's dumb. Your question's false, your question, your question's fabricated.

• 54:05Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so stupid, bro.

• 54:05Peyton Hardin?

  Your question's fabricated.

• 54:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That's like being like, why'd you do that bad thing the other day? And what, watch, why, go, why'd you do that bad thing the other day? You know what I'm talking about?

• 54:12Peyton Hardin?

  What other bad thing?

• 54:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, and you would just go deep and deep into like, oh, did I do something?

• 54:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, I wouldn't.

• 54:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You didn't do anything, that's, that's literally called abuse.

• 54:18Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 54:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That's literally called abuse.

• 54:21Peyton Hardin?

  I'd say, give me proof, what bad thing you speaking on?

• 54:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That's abuse, you abused me.

• 54:24Peyton Hardin?

  That's, no, no.

• 54:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You abused me.

• 54:26Peyton Hardin?

  What is this?

• 54:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You abused me, this.

• 54:28Peyton Hardin?

  Scout's honor?

• 54:29Cameron Kennedy?

  What is that?

• 54:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that is, yeah.

• 54:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought it was.

• 54:32Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, I'm spreading awareness, ladies and or gentlemen.

• 54:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, holy shit, I don't have good thumb dexterity in my right hand. Left one, I can tuck that thumb quick, that right one.

• 54:41Peyton Hardin?

  I think I might've broke something, ball.

• 54:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, can I say something, dude?

• 54:45Peyton Hardin?

  I hate that, I, I gotta stop saying that, dude. I hate my.

• 54:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Every, I hate.

• 54:53Peyton Hardin?

  12:55 PM.

• 54:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I hate that I do that, bro.

• 54:56Peyton Hardin?

  Do what? I say, can I say something? Like, I hate that I say that so much, I'll be listening back to the podcast.

• 55:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I say something?

• 55:02Peyton Hardin?

  And every time I'm listening to it in my car, I'm like, ooh, I'm coming, traffic, dude. I hate that I do that so much.

• 55:07Cameron Kennedy?

  So, oh, so just, you ready, go, speak.

• 55:10Peyton Hardin?

  First of all.

• 55:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna tell you something.

• 55:13Peyton Hardin?

  Let me tell you, learn me something.

• 55:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Learn, learn you something, what was I talking about?

• 55:16Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, I don't know.

• 55:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And, and I forgot what I was saying.

• 55:19Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, you're good, calm down, calm down, calm down, 12:55, calm down, calm down.

• 55:24Cameron Kennedy?

  What were we talking about?

• 55:25Peyton Hardin?

  We were talking about 12:55.

• 55:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, stop, you're, don't make a joke, be serious.

• 55:28Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, we were talking about abuse and the fact that I don't have good dexterity in my right hand.

• 55:34Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, shout it to Alyssa Carlin. I knew her and we went to school together, we grew up together. I probably shouldn't have said her last name.

• 55:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Who the hell's Alyssa Carlin?

• 55:43Peyton Hardin?

  She was a girl I grew up with. You know those girls you like grew up with and had a crush on forever?

• 55:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 55:48Peyton Hardin?

  But it's just like, it was, she was, it was one of those, but she's like, she was, we ended up just becoming really good friends. You know, you grow up and you're just like, you know, whatever, but shout out there, I think she's married now.

• 56:02Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, I need you to look at me. There's no substance to shouting out Alyssa Carlin. She like, you just randomly.

• 56:11Peyton Hardin?

  No, I love Alyssa Carlin.

• 56:12Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, I get that, that's fine and dandy.

• 56:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:15Cameron Kennedy?

  What made you bring her up?

• 56:16Peyton Hardin?

  I was gonna say something.

• 56:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, please do.

• 56:18Peyton Hardin?

  She scarred me, she traumatized me, because she used to do this thing in elementary school.

• 56:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, those little double jointed witch girls?

• 56:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude, no, dude.

• 56:25Cameron Kennedy?

  And, and it would be, it would all go there and she liked, she'd do this all the time and it stuck with me.

• 56:31Peyton Hardin?

  I think I still, to this day, have dreams about that.

• 56:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my.

• 56:34Peyton Hardin?

  Inverted elbow. And you know who else I hate, Jason Meween.

• 56:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 56:39Peyton Hardin?

  No, every time I've met him, he's such, such a sweet guy.

• 56:41Cameron Kennedy?

  He's dope.

• 56:42Peyton Hardin?

  He does.

• 56:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna get snapped in half.

• 56:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God, he does those pushups, he has those like bulldog arms.

• 56:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude.

• 56:50Peyton Hardin?

  It's like a little English bulldog with an underbite.

• 56:51Cameron Kennedy?

  People that are double jointed, that are double jointed deserve to be treated like X-Men.

• 56:55Peyton Hardin?

  Put them in their own.

• 56:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 56:57Peyton Hardin?

  Put them in an asylum.

• 56:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, oh dude, you're like Jean Grey.

• 57:00Peyton Hardin?

  With a bald paraplegic professor, oh my God, dude. I mean, he does those pushups and he literally turns into an English bulldog.

• 57:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 57:07Peyton Hardin?

  I see a, I see a dog.

• 57:09Cameron Kennedy?

  People that are double jointed and do the eyelid flips are the same people.

• 57:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, they worship Ouija boards.

• 57:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Put an inhibitor on the back of their neck and do, they don't need to be in public society.

• 57:17Peyton Hardin?

  If you ever used to flip your thing and then play with a Ouija board, don't speak to me.

• 57:20Cameron Kennedy?

  And all these people are in jail.

• 57:21Peyton Hardin?

  Please don't, please don't speak, like, I'm, I'm asking you, don't speak to me, that's, oh my God. Oh, Tank, you know Tank, we love Tank, he could do that. Kneecaps backwards on.

• 57:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Really, never met a black person that was double jointed.

• 57:31Peyton Hardin?

  It'd be, it'd be so far.

• 57:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Never met a, I've never met a brother of mine that was double jointed.

• 57:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I've, I've met a lot of brothers with a lot of things.

• 57:40Peyton Hardin?

  I've seen a lot.

• 57:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Dig it, dig the, dig the whole.

• 57:43Peyton Hardin?

  Guy right there, the weenest right here.

• 57:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 57:45Peyton Hardin?

  Good old Curtis, he could drag his some, they're bound up right there.

• 57:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Would you lose a lot of weight?

• 57:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, it was a condition.

• 57:52Cameron Kennedy?

  What's it called, L-bitis?

• 57:53Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I don't know, something.

• 57:54Cameron Kennedy?

  And I don't want to make a joke because it seems like we're.

• 57:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's a real thing. Grew up with them. Uh, let's see, what else?

• 58:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't like Dariel's headband.

• 58:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I just saw it in the window. Dariel, come here. Dariel, come here.

• 58:07Peyton Hardin?

  The slow footsteps.

• 58:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's not a headband, it's headphones. Nevermind. They'll see you on Patreon. Get out of here.

• 58:13Cameron Kennedy?

  If you want to see Dariel, he's on Patreon, he'll whisper the [__] to you.

• 58:17Cameron Kennedy?

  But I have something, right? I want to get into something before we get out of here.

• 58:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 58:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I saw this thing on.

• 58:22Peyton Hardin?

  Instagram.

• 58:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I need to, I need to give her the proper.

• 58:26Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh.

• 58:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Shout out. It says sixty-three million views on Instagram.

• 58:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 58:31Cameron Kennedy?

  So it, people have probably seen it.

• 58:35Peyton Hardin?

  What type of content are we about to consume here?

• 58:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Um, her name, her Instagram is Social Sammy, right? And she put together the craziest food combinations.

• 58:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God, we're eating, no, please, no, I, I can't, I'm not kidding.

• 58:49Cameron Kennedy?

  These are positive food combinations. These are good.

• 58:51Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 58:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm about to show you the craziest food combinations you've ever seen.

• 58:56Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 58:56Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, we gotta cut real quick and I'm gonna go grab the food.

• 58:59Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 59:03Cameron Kennedy?

  This episode is brought to you by us, the You Should Know Podcast and our Patreon. If you want more access to the You Should Know Podcast and one episode a week is not getting it done, join one of the three tiers over on Patreon.com/YouShouldKnowPodcast. Cam, tell them what they can get.

• 59:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you get all sorts of things over at the Koala Club. Every single week, every Monday, you get a ten-minute talk.

• 59:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's whenever you get a little deep dive into more serious conversations every single Monday, only for ten minutes.

• 59:28Peyton Hardin?

  Good morning to you. Every single Wednesday, you get a Patreon exclusive episode.

• 59:33Cameron Kennedy?

  That's another full-length episode, but not just with me and Cam, it's with the whole YSK crew and interchanging guests, and that is every single Wednesday.

• 59:40Peyton Hardin?

  And every single month, depending on your tier, you get one of our other existing shows. That could be Dr. P.

• 59:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie, that's my personal favorite. That is my absolute diehard favorite.

• 59:50Peyton Hardin?

  Our conspiracy theory show.

• 59:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh, I might have lied to you, that might be my personal favorite. Fantastic, and it's highly, highly loved by all of you.

• 59:57Peyton Hardin?

  And a lot of y'all love our new YouTube channel, YSK Unplugged, but if you want every video that is uploaded on that YouTube channel, one week early, completely ad-free and uncensored, it is available to our Koala Prime and our Koala Royalty members. Speaking of Koala Royalty members, y'all get another two things every single month, which is another full-length podcast episode, which is completely unhinged, and the things we say on the Koala Royalty, you cannot hear anywhere else.

• 1:00:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, yeah, it's bad. They're gonna live on royalty and royalty only.

• 1:00:25Peyton Hardin?

  And you get a Koala Royalty livestream once a month with the whole YSK crew, and that's an hour of going live just with the Koala Royalty members, and that is the closest we can ever get to a FaceTime call with you.

• 1:00:38Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:00:50Peyton Hardin?

  Bye, Koalas.

• 1:00:55Cameron Kennedy?

  In front of you, we have the craziest food combinations ever, and I'm about to take you through each one, right? Now grab your lemon with cinnamon on it. You don't have to do it with a fork.

• 1:01:05Peyton Hardin?

  Lemon and cinnamon?

• 1:01:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Right. The first one is lemon and cinnamon. This is supposed to taste like Coca-Cola.

• 1:01:13Peyton Hardin?

  If this tastes like Coke, when I put my mouth in, be amazed.

• 1:01:16Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, three, two, one.

• 1:01:27Peyton Hardin?

  I get my, I get it. Are you planning on swallowing that? Are you swallowing it?

• 1:01:31Cameron Kennedy?

  There's still skin on there.

• 1:01:34Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I think I just put too much cinnamon.

• 1:01:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, I think mine had way too much lemon.

• 1:01:38Peyton Hardin?

  It was very spicy.

• 1:01:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I did, I did taste it though. I can't even lie.

• 1:01:43Peyton Hardin?

  Mine smelled like it more.

• 1:01:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, I like, I like.

• 1:01:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, it is. That is Coca-Cola.

• 1:01:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Very Coke on the back end.

• 1:01:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God, that is Coca-Cola.

• 1:01:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It's very Coke.

• 1:01:51Peyton Hardin?

  Once I gotta swig.

• 1:01:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:01:52Peyton Hardin?

  Wow, that's Coca-Cola.

• 1:01:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Let me do that too.

• 1:01:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God.

• 1:01:58Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I'm not joking.

• 1:02:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That's Coke.

• 1:02:00Peyton Hardin?

  That is so sick. Okay, the next one, you can grab your fork. Tomato and sugar. It's your lonesome tomato.

• 1:02:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 1:02:09Peyton Hardin?

  I've heard, this is now, this is very elder. This is very elder. Like, my grandma says she puts sugar on her tomato.

• 1:02:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Tomato and sugar is supposed to taste like strawberry.

• 1:02:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh God, here we go.

• 1:02:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Cheers.

• 1:02:28Peyton Hardin?

  That's actually crazy. Once you get past texture.

• 1:02:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow.

• 1:02:33Peyton Hardin?

  That is crazy.

• 1:02:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not that bad.

• 1:02:34Peyton Hardin?

  That's not bad.

• 1:02:35Cameron Kennedy?

  How much sugar did you put?

• 1:02:37Peyton Hardin?

  A good amount.

• 1:02:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, calm down, Kool-Aid? Good Lord. Now that, now that was not, that was not, that just came off, like, that was not.

• 1:02:44Peyton Hardin?

  That, that's nuts.

• 1:02:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That was not supposed to be that. I'm sorry. That was not bad.

• 1:02:48Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, your next one is melon and banana. It's supposed to taste like bubblegum.

• 1:02:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Banana and can, what is this, cantaloupe?

• 1:02:56Peyton Hardin?

  It's melon.

• 1:02:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Melon?

• 1:02:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:02Cameron Kennedy?

  What's the name of this fruit?

• 1:03:03Peyton Hardin?

  A melon.

• 1:03:04Cameron Kennedy?

  A melon. Is this just melon?

• 1:03:06Peyton Hardin?

  Did I grab the wrong fruit?

• 1:03:09Cameron Kennedy?

  That's cantaloupe.

• 1:03:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm just kidding. I mean, it's a melon.

• 1:03:14Peyton Hardin?

  Is that a melon? Is there anything you could just buy melon in a store?

• 1:03:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, this is probably, if she just said melon, this is probably it.

• 1:03:19Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, melon. And banana is supposed to taste like bubblegum.

• 1:03:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Cheers, buddy.

• 1:03:25Peyton Hardin?

  Cheers.

• 1:03:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That might be the most convincing one.

• 1:03:32Peyton Hardin?

  That is crazy.

• 1:03:33Cameron Kennedy?

  That's wild.

• 1:03:34Peyton Hardin?

  That is crazy.

• 1:03:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It like, okay, the next layer of something like this, it would be to close your eyes, and you could literally like visualize pink in your mouth.

• 1:03:44Peyton Hardin?

  You have to, you, with these, you have to get rid of texture and like, be like, oh, I'm about to, a lot of this is aftertaste too.

• 1:03:52Cameron Kennedy?

  That was, that was the most convincing so far to me. The tomato with the sugar, it was good, whatever. The, uh, it was, I mean, it's close to strawberry.

• 1:04:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That one tasted like Coke, but it was very citric-y.

• 1:04:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you have to, that was aftertaste. The lemon and cinnamon is very aftertaste here.

• 1:04:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 1:04:07Peyton Hardin?

  Try, okay, if you're watching this right now, try it at home. Grab these with us. All right.

• 1:04:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Is this a tomato sandwich?

• 1:04:14Peyton Hardin?

  The next one is a salty, the next one's salty chips with tomato in between. It's supposed to taste like a pizza.

• 1:04:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie, bro, if this, if this tastes like a pizza, I'm gonna have to question a lot about life.

• 1:04:28Peyton Hardin?

  Let's do it.

• 1:04:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Cheers.

• 1:04:36Peyton Hardin?

  I get it. Oh my God, it does. It's the aftertaste every time.

• 1:04:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm kind of ashamed that I can see it. I, I, I'm also there with you. Like, I, I get it.

• 1:04:47Peyton Hardin?

  Like, my mouth smells like pizza right now.

• 1:04:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Obviously, I don't have, uh, like, red sauce and, and cheese in my mouth, but that was like.

• 1:04:54Peyton Hardin?

  Obviously, you gotta get rid of the texture thought.

• 1:04:57Cameron Kennedy?

  It is the aftertaste.

• 1:04:57Peyton Hardin?

  It's the aftertaste every time. This is insane. This is insane.

• 1:05:02Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, I just, I just ate a pizza roll. Like, I.

• 1:05:03Peyton Hardin?

  It's a pizza roll, yes.

• 1:05:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Are we experiencing voodoo? Is this our first, are we losing our voodoo virginity?

• 1:05:09Peyton Hardin?

  How high did somebody have to be to come up with this?

• 1:05:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yo, she was on, oh, she was on something else. All right, try to clean your palate.

• 1:05:16Peyton Hardin?

  Last one. This one I'm super nervous about. One, because I don't like one of the ingredients. But, and in my mind, I don't think I'll be able to get there with this.

• 1:05:26Peyton Hardin?

  Banana and avocado is supposed to taste like ice cream.

• 1:05:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That is an, there's no way. There is no way.

• 1:05:35Peyton Hardin?

  This is the craziest one.

• 1:05:37Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, cheers.

• 1:05:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, more of the texture.

• 1:05:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I didn't get that.

• 1:05:50Cameron Kennedy?

  More of the texture, like.

• 1:05:52Peyton Hardin?

  I always jump the gun. Like, four seconds after I swallow, it's literally like I just had bluebell in my nose.

• 1:06:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean.

• 1:06:00Peyton Hardin?

  It's always four seconds after.

• 1:06:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I think, I think I'm getting hit with a fast pill of placebo right now.

• 1:06:07Peyton Hardin?

  No, bro, it's not a placebo, this is real life.

• 1:06:08Cameron Kennedy?

  The other ones are, the other ones are real.

• 1:06:10Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't get that one?

• 1:06:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I, I was so high, like, on the other ones that they were dope and it was great, that I'm like convincing myself.

• 1:06:17Peyton Hardin?

  You know what that?

• 1:06:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I think that was more texture.

• 1:06:18Peyton Hardin?

  You know that melted ice cream and you kind of, it's like warming, you kind of putting, that's exactly what that's like.

• 1:06:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, I could be tripping. I don't know.

• 1:06:26Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, the craziest food combos ever.

• 1:06:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my, no, that, who in the hell, who in the hell thought of these, decided to try these? The crazy part is, if you hand that plate to someone, they're gonna think that you're messing with them.

• 1:06:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:40Cameron Kennedy?

  All of those tasted good.

• 1:06:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that, it's actually, and?

• 1:06:43Cameron Kennedy?

  All of those.

• 1:06:44Peyton Hardin?

  Think about that. You're trying to lose weight and you want the taste of all these good things.

• 1:06:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, come, hey.

• 1:06:48Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I'm trying to speak to your heart.

• 1:06:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:06:50Peyton Hardin?

  And your gut.

• 1:06:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, oh yeah. You go, your heart and your gut and your visceral fat.

• 1:06:54Peyton Hardin?

  Think about that. All this stuff is like Whole Foods almost.

• 1:06:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Fact.

• 1:06:57Peyton Hardin?

  And you get the taste of all the nasty stuff.

• 1:07:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I can literally put melon and banana and get bubblegum.

• 1:07:04Peyton Hardin?

  The fact that you didn't get ice cream off, I'm still tasting ice cream. Like, I think I'm about to have a diarrhea because I like those. Like, my mind is so, like, I just had ice cream, like.

• 1:07:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You have, you have placebo, you go.

• 1:07:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you should do that cold and maybe you'll get it more.

• 1:07:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That's true. No, I, like, I kind, I'm kind of there. Maybe it's just not overwhelming. I also like cookies and cream in my ice cream.

• 1:07:23Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, you're fat. You like, you're not gonna get Mountain Rocky Road over that.

• 1:07:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, where's the pieces of marshmallow?

• 1:07:32Peyton Hardin?

  No, I think, okay, which one had the most effect to you?

• 1:07:35Cameron Kennedy?

  It had to be bubblegum.

• 1:07:36Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 1:07:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It had to be, that was overwhelming. Like, genuinely, I was like, I'm chewing on pink bubblegum.

• 1:07:41Peyton Hardin?

  That's second for me. The one that was most for me was the lemon and cinnamon.

• 1:07:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That one was like.

• 1:07:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, undoubtedly had Coca-Cola.

• 1:07:48Cameron Kennedy?

  That was Coke. I think I just got, maybe you dumped more cinnamon on yours or something, but that was.

• 1:07:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yours was heavy limon?

• 1:07:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm a heavy limon, but it was Coke, a hundred percent. The, the pizza one was the most shocking.

• 1:07:59Peyton Hardin?

  Pizza one?

• 1:07:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause I said, ain't no. Very slow burn. I was like, there's no shot. And then chew, chew, chew, chew, swallow, go get those little crumbs sitting in the molars, and then swallow that.

• 1:08:10Peyton Hardin?

  It's actually really, I wanted to keep doing this off camera, like.

• 1:08:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh, that's a pizza.

• 1:08:14Peyton Hardin?

  That's good. That's good stuff.

• 1:08:15Cameron Kennedy?

  What was the other one? The, the tomato with the sugar.

• 1:08:16Peyton Hardin?

  Tomato with the sugar? I think the sugar wore off.

• 1:08:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:20Peyton Hardin?

  Let me retry that one.

• 1:08:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I really don't, but I kind of do. I, I just don't like, hell no. Big tomato. In fact, I just said I don't like them. Let's try this. So tomato and sugar, strawberry.

• 1:08:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You bu-

• 1:08:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my diabetes. This is organic raw cane sugar.

• 1:08:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought that's sugar.

• 1:08:49Peyton Hardin?

  And you went like this.

• 1:08:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You did. So you want, you want, you want to see how I would sugar this? If it said, put sugar on a tomato and it'll taste like a strawberry.

• 1:09:02Peyton Hardin?

  Cheers.

• 1:09:03Cameron Kennedy?

  That's all I do.

• 1:09:03Peyton Hardin?

  You said.

• 1:09:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Hell yeah.

• 1:09:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Cheers, Bob.

• 1:09:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 1:09:14Peyton Hardin?

  Wow. Wow.

• 1:09:26Peyton Hardin?

  You just sucked that like an oyster. You said, ew, ew.

• 1:09:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow.

• 1:09:34Peyton Hardin?

  That is good. That is good.

• 1:09:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I get it. You just gotta do the guts. You can't do the skin.

• 1:09:38Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, I'm telling, I'm telling you, if y'all, if you decided to, first off, do it. And if you really want to lean in and do it, blindfold yourself.

• 1:09:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Blindfold yourself.

• 1:09:45Peyton Hardin?

  I'm telling you, like that imagination will help, like, make those flavors more bold and beautiful in your mind. I'm telling you, bro.

• 1:09:53Cameron Kennedy?

  All right. Wow. That was dope. That was dope. Thank you for bringing that. My tummy was a little hungry too. Thank you.

• 1:09:57Peyton Hardin?

  Try it on TikTok. Tag us in your videos. Say, say the YSK pod sent you. Shout out to, what's her name for this?

• 1:10:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Simply Sammy or summary.

• 1:10:05Peyton Hardin?

  Social Sammy.

• 1:10:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Sammy. Some of that ass. Some alliteration.

• 1:10:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:09Cameron Kennedy?

  We absolutely love y'all. Appreciate you coming back to episode 232. Confuse the casuals. Get the good karma with this week's secret code. I think 37U.

• 1:10:18Peyton Hardin?

  37U. Leave it in the comments. Remember, one out of 10 key wall of bears did it not make it home to Christmas. Join our Patreon. We love you so much.

• 1:10:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:10:26Peyton Hardin?

  Onto the rest of the episode.

• 1:10:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, just, just wrap the melon in the banana.

• 1:10:29Peyton Hardin?

  One out of two claw bears that make it home to Christmas. We'll see you next time. I said, oh.

• 1:10:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Just wrap the, wrap the melon in the banana and then you wrap that up. It's a piece of gum. Yep.

• 1:10:40Peyton Hardin?

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