Josh Peck & The Oppenheimer Improv

Josh Peck is back again and rejects Jamie's theme song attempt. We talk Oppenheimer, Carlos in England, sleep disorders, “Steve Martin”, hotel bed sharing, Tortas, and "Context is not my friend". Go to www.helixsleep.com/belly https://www.helixsleep.com/belly for 20% Off Sitewide. Make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you! Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to www.joinbilt.com/belly https://www.joinbilt.com/belly. Make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 2:43Speaker 03

  Adam and Eve. Tell me how. Got it on.

• 2:50Speaker 03

  I don't know, Adam and Eve. Um.

• 2:55Speaker 03

  Noah's Ark.

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  Yuck, yuck. What? I'm kidding, yay.

• 3:20Speaker 03

  Jesus Christ, it's Josh Peck.

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  Josh?

• 3:23Speaker 03

  Josh Peck.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  Sit down, please. Hello, hello, brother. When are you guys gonna do a movie together? When we could do a movie, sit down, yeah, yeah, um. Josh, do you know, do you guys know each other? You guys know each other?

• 3:37Speaker 03

  Why? Cause we're both overweight?

• 3:40Speaker 00

  That was messed up, Bobby.

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  That was fucked up.

• 3:43Speaker 00

  No, it's not.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, why are you so overweight? He told that joke. You made him tell that joke, and that's fucked up.

• 3:51Speaker 03

  He could call me overweight.

• 3:52Bobby Lee?

  Josh, um. Josh, Jaime was talking about, um, how he knows about the Bible. And he was gonna tell us, so I'm gonna do some music, and you guys could both explain, one by one, certain things about the Bible, a story, for instance. Like, tell us about Adam and Eve.

• 4:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:12Speaker 03

  Adam and Eve.

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 4:19Speaker 00

  I love that, we gotta start over.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Real good.

• 4:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, they did.

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  They existed.

• 4:32Speaker 04

  They sure did. She was made from his rib. It was a riptide stick.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  The snake.

• 4:40Speaker 04

  I'm gonna fuck you up both.

• 4:44Bobby Lee?

  Snake.

• 4:46Speaker 04

  Forbidden fruit.

• 4:49Speaker 04

  Hope you like manzana.

• 4:51Speaker 03

  For you, Jaime, Spanish for apple.

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  Jaime?

• 4:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  I don't even.

• 4:58Speaker 03

  He's right.

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, dude. It's called improv. You commit.

• 5:03Speaker 03

  Yes, and, brother.

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yes, and, right?

• 5:04Speaker 03

  Yes, he is right. It is called an apple. Yeah.

• 5:09Speaker 00

  Now the and part.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  Talk about Noah.

• 5:12Speaker 03

  He built an ark in thirty days.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Was it thirty days? I need a little honker.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Thirty years, baby. I don't know.

• 5:22Speaker 03

  Forty days, forty days. He was Mexican. That's why he built it in thirty days.

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  Cheap labor.

• 5:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:34Speaker 03

  Can I hear me?

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Can I hear you?

• 5:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I can hear you.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  I can't hear myself.

• 5:41Speaker 03

  I can't. Oh, now I hear myself.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 5:45Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing, dude?

• 5:47Speaker 03

  What?

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  This is about Jesus and the Bible.

• 5:49Speaker 03

  And you're laughing.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  Yes. Yeah, because you just said, I can't hear myself, bro. What?

• 5:53Speaker 03

  Blast of me. Wait, wait.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 5:56Speaker 03

  Not the last of me.

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, the last of.

• 5:58Speaker 03

  Blast of.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  The last of us?

• 6:00Speaker 03

  He was trying to refer to Josh in the last.

• 6:02Bobby Lee?

  Are you trying to say? What are you trying to say?

• 6:04Speaker 03

  Josh Pegg, guys, we got.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  No, no, Josh, Josh. Did you try to say blast of me?

• 6:09Speaker 03

  Blast for me.

• 6:11Speaker 00

  Blast fun?

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:12Speaker 03

  Blast of me.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Blast for you. We will blast for you.

• 6:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we would blast for you. Yeah, ET.

• 6:18Speaker 03

  Phone home.

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:20Speaker 03

  Blast of me. Hey, Josh Pegg, what's up, dude?

• 6:22Speaker 04

  Dude, I'm such a fan.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  What's up, bro?

• 6:23Speaker 04

  What an honor.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give him an intro.

• 6:25Speaker 03

  I grew up watching Drake and Josh and.

• 6:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:27Speaker 04

  Really?

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  Give him some other credits, you think?

• 6:30Speaker 03

  Uh, that One Creek movie where he pushed, uh, where they killed you?

• 6:34Speaker 04

  Sure, Ming Creek.

• 6:35Speaker 03

  Ming Creek.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  It's called Ming. Really?

• 6:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, you seen it?

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love it.

• 6:38Speaker 04

  I know you do.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  Ming Creek?

• 6:39Speaker 04

  Ming Creek, dog.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  My favorite, dude. Um, I like Ming, uh, Ocean.

• 6:44Speaker 04

  Ming Ocean.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was pretty good, too. The other ones. Ming Bay was, uh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:51Speaker 05

  It's the Asian Michael.

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  But you know my favorite one, the fourth one, Ming Bog? Dude, when you were pushed into that bog again, I don't know why you keep living.

• 6:58Speaker 05

  I know.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why do you keep living in these movies?

• 7:05Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy times.

• 7:07Speaker 05

  They killed me in The Last of Us quick, they got rid of me.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh dude, you were great in that.

• 7:11Speaker 03

  So good.

• 7:11Speaker 05

  God bless you.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  You played that military guy.

• 7:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I remember. And you were in the fucking, um, armored truck.

• 7:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  With, um, um, the guy from The Dark Knight, I, tell me, first name?

• 7:22Speaker 05

  Jeff.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Jeffrey Wright. Jeffrey Wright, you were great in that.

• 7:25Speaker 05

  He's good.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you know what, man? That was the last episode I saw. Once you die in a movie, dude, I'm done. Yeah, when you died in Ming Creek? I'm done, I'm done. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:37Speaker 05

  A little too mean.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  And I finished Oppenheimer, cause you didn't die in that.

• 7:42Speaker 05

  I did, I survived.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  You survived in that, so I finished it.

• 7:45Speaker 05

  Ninety seconds.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, ninety seconds. What?

• 7:48Speaker 05

  I'm still in ninety seconds.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  We already talked about Oppenheimer, though.

• 7:52Speaker 05

  We did.

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  The last time you were here. But, um, you have a new project coming up?

• 7:56Speaker 05

  Just this?

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 7:58Speaker 05

  Being on Tiger Belly.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Tiger Belly. So how, so how is, there he is.

• 8:03Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:04Speaker 05

  Can you believe that?

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  What's he like?

• 8:06Speaker 05

  The best.

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  I bet, he's a pro.

• 8:08Speaker 05

  He's, he's so good.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  He's the, the best, why is there so many flies in here, guys? The religious talk.

• 8:14Speaker 05

  This is wild.

• 8:15Speaker 03

  There was a chicken in here. They were eating chicken.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  Who was eating chicken in here?

• 8:20Speaker 03

  Me.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, then, why'd you say blame them?

• 8:24Speaker 03

  They were eating chicken.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  Did you see, did you see?

• 8:27Speaker 03

  EJ, I was looking for EJ.

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:29Speaker 03

  Where's EJ?

• 8:30Bobby Lee?

  I don't, who's, who's EJ?

• 8:33Speaker 03

  Who are you talking about? AJ.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  You're losing, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, AJ.

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  AJ's, AJ's in the bathroom, probably.

• 8:38Speaker 03

  Oh, see?

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:39Speaker 05

  I wanna do a misdemeanor with you.

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 8:43Speaker 05

  He just seems fun, fun, fun.

• 8:44Bobby Lee?

  I know, what do you mean a misdemeanor?

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, Mr. Peter?

• 8:49Speaker 05

  Just something light.

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, light.

• 8:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, uh, ding dong ditch?

• 8:53Speaker 05

  A B and E, no weapons.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  No weapons?

• 8:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, like, we break, maybe a, a break and see.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  A br- oh, break and see.

• 8:59Speaker 05

  You break in, alright.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  And you see.

• 9:01Speaker 05

  You don't take anything.

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  Like during the riots, I wasn't there, but if I did break in, I wouldn't take anything.

• 9:06Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  I would just see.

• 9:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  The inventory.

• 9:09Speaker 05

  Hold an iPhone, be like, here's an iPhone, guys.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, and someone goes, hey, bro, give me that, you know what I mean?

• 9:14Speaker 05

  You put it down.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  No, would you take it up, he'd take it out of my hand, probably. I'd throw it to him.

• 9:20Speaker 05

  You would?

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe, because he's gonna take it anyway.

• 9:22Speaker 05

  I'm not a looter.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  I know. Well, I've never looted myself, but, um, I don't know if I would be good at it.

• 9:32Speaker 05

  Mm-mm.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  I think, what do you mean, me?

• 9:35Speaker 05

  I think both of us.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you.

• 9:37Speaker 05

  Fuck you. I think either of us would be good at looting.

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  I wouldn't.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:41Speaker 03

  I would break into.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  I mean, they would catch you.

• 9:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's why I'm just, I'll just see stuff, I'll be like, oh, this is nice stuff.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:47Speaker 05

  They see how I make through the mask.

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 9:49Speaker 05

  They're like, that's.

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  Well, looting, you have to break a window, which I've never done before. Is that hard?

• 9:56Speaker 03

  No.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you, what would you use to break a window? I don't know.

• 10:00Speaker 03

  A brick, a rock?

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you take a little rock, or how big? A big boulder?

• 10:04Speaker 03

  Like a brick?

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  A brick, and you throw, oh, cause so, I don't, in fact, I don't even know where to get a brick, do you?

• 10:09Speaker 03

  Well, the house.

• 10:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:10Bobby Lee?

  But then you had to loot it from then. You're, you're constantly looting. So you loot a brick, then you go to the store, you throw it, and then what happens?

• 10:18Speaker 05

  It's too much commitment.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  It's so much.

• 10:20Speaker 03

  It's so loud.

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  It's too loud. It's too loud. Yeah, I mean, we could do some, I have an ambiance machine.

• 10:26Speaker 05

  What's, say more about that. What's that about?

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  Well, I have a machine that plays, um, rainforest sounds and crickets at night, you know? But then it's still loud.

• 10:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  But, yeah, but how about headphones?

• 10:40Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 10:41Speaker 05

  How's your, how's your sleep journey been, Bobby?

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Sleep journey been?

• 10:45Speaker 05

  You have, you have sleep.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Sleep journey been? No, that's not right. Sleep journey been? Oh, shit. It's so hard. Why hard?

• 10:59Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, why hard? Okay, it's your song.

• 11:02Speaker 05

  It's so hard.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  Sleep journey been for little Bobby. It's so hard.

• 11:11Speaker 05

  So crazy. In the brain box.

• 11:17Speaker 05

  Thinking about the time he peed in Ari Shafir's drink.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, whoa. My sleep journey has been, um. Well, I have a lot of anxiety and I.

• 11:31Speaker 02

  I have a fear for your anxiety.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  Ah, the queen's here. The queen's here.

• 11:39Speaker 02

  I have a fear for your anxiety.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  The queen's here. Oh, I took a shot earlier. Have you ever, eh, Jaime, have you ever had Filipino, um, cow milk?

• 11:47Speaker 00

  No, I haven't.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  Chilled?

• 11:48Speaker 00

  It's Carabao.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  You gotta try it. Can you try it?

• 11:52Speaker 00

  It's from Airwan?

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  It's from Airwan.

• 11:53Speaker 00

  How much is that, Clara?

• 11:54Speaker 02

  Well, you're not gonna drink it?

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll take a sip, but I'll take a shot. Go ahead. I'm not afraid.

• 11:59Speaker 00

  Do it.

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:00Speaker 02

  I hate how like he's like, go milk yourself and I don't want it.

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  Can you stand up and hand, AJ, whatever he called you? AJ. You know Jaime called you AJ?

• 12:09Speaker 00

  EJ.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:12Speaker 02

  It's really mild.

• 12:15Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 12:19Speaker 00

  You have to do a chaser with a Red Bull. It's not vodka.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 12:23Speaker 00

  Hey, John, have you drank your wife's, uh, milk?

• 12:26Speaker 05

  I have.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you have?

• 12:28Speaker 02

  Isn't he just being such a baby about it? It's like so mild.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  It is. You know what? It really was.

• 12:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But because when we did Bad Friends in a city, I forgot what it was. A lady squirted her breast milk into my mouth. It was a stranger. You're right, on stage, and it sprayed into my mouth.

• 12:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  And I don't know what it was, but the texture and the flavor wasn't this flavor.

• 12:50Speaker 02

  What was it?

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  It was like, um, rancid. It felt, tasted rancid to me.

• 12:56Speaker 02

  No.

• 12:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, she was like 55 years old.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  I think it was expired.

• 13:03Speaker 00

  Astringent.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, she was, no, it tasted fine. Maybe it was because, um, it was just in the moment.

• 13:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  And I was like sweating and like, I don't know, but that tasted much better. Well, how do you take it from your tap from your wife or in a, in a class?

• 13:19Speaker 05

  Straight from the tap?

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  You do, so you suck it right from the thing?

• 13:21Speaker 05

  No.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 13:23Speaker 05

  It's crazy.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  Like if I sucked it from your thing, is that, that'd be weird for...

• 13:27Speaker 02

  For us, our relationship, yes.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  Why? Because it's not sexual?

• 13:30Speaker 02

  Um...

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  It's for sustenance.

• 13:32Speaker 02

  No, because you're stealing from my baby. Like this liquid gold, it's very hard to make. It literally takes from my blood to make milk.

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but what I'm saying is, does it stop or does it keep going? Like, when does that stop? The fa- when does the factory close?

• 13:45Speaker 05

  You can keep it open.

• 13:46Speaker 02

  Well, I can keep it open.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 13:48Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. It's like Ross Dress for Less, open late.

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  Really? How do you keep it open?

• 13:53Speaker 02

  Because it's like...

• 13:54Speaker 05

  Keep going.

• 13:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, keep going.

• 13:56Speaker 05

  Don't take Sudafed.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Well, okay.

• 13:58Speaker 02

  It's really good for your immune system.

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  What, you guys, you guys, I'm not, talk to me like I'm a layperson, okay? You go, "Just keep going and you keep going and go..." That's what I'm, not what I'm saying. Eventually, the factory stops, right?

• 14:12Speaker 02

  It's when you want it to stop.

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so it's, you're just basically doing a closed, open sign?

• 14:17Speaker 02

  Um, yeah.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 14:19Speaker 02

  So like, when you wean, you wean when you're ready. I'm not ready, and I'll probably keep going till like he's two.

• 14:26Speaker 05

  Oh, I mean, good.

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Whoa, Josh. But knowing her, knowing her, she's gonna keep it open until eight.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  Knowing you?

• 14:39Speaker 02

  I know.

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:40Speaker 02

  No, not till eight, that's, that's crazy.

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  You're so overprotective.

• 14:43Speaker 02

  It's, the World Health Organization says two is okay.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what's, well, okay, Josh, what's average, you think?

• 14:52Speaker 02

  I think...

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  Look at the, oh my god, take this away. Because the flies are drinking, I don't want the flies to drink, you know what I mean?

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:01Speaker 03

  As soon as you brought the milk, I was like, this is not Filipino milk.

• 15:05Speaker 02

  It is.

• 15:06Speaker 00

  It is Filipino milk.

• 15:07Speaker 02

  It's a different kind of Filipino cow, you know, but it is a cow.

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  If there, if there was other, if it was a different liquid, like for instance, something coming from my body, in that...

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm just, hear me out.

• 15:19Speaker 03

  I'm hearing you.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  What would have been your reaction?

• 15:22Speaker 03

  Nothing.

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  That sounds like revenge to me.

• 15:26Speaker 03

  I'll just stay here.

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:29Speaker 03

  As soon as I started, as soon as I started. What is this milk? As soon as I saw you to start.

• 15:39Speaker 03

  As soon as I saw you laughing.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  As a director, hold on. We're directors and, okay, Jaime.

• 15:44Speaker 05

  Hey Jaime.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you gotta say that line really quick.

• 15:47Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  Because, um, you know, I mean, Tom Hardy's gonna walk in and it's gotta be, the timing has to be perfect.

• 15:52Speaker 05

  Tom Hardy's, Tom's walking.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  No, he's at his mark.

• 15:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:55Bobby Lee?

  We're co-directing.

• 15:55Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  It's our first movie, yeah. He's at his fucking mark.

• 15:58Speaker 05

  Tom's been ready.

• 15:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  And action.

• 16:01Speaker 03

  As soon as I, you started to laugh.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  Cut, cut, cut.

• 16:05Speaker 03

  What?

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  Can you give him a note?

• 16:07Speaker 05

  Hey Jaime.

• 16:07Speaker 03

  What's up?

• 16:08Speaker 05

  Really good.

• 16:09Speaker 03

  Thanks.

• 16:13Speaker 03

  That's what they do.

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, compliment sandwich.

• 16:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:17Speaker 05

  This time for fun. Fun scenes.

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, can I interrupt? I'm sorry.

• 16:22Speaker 05

  Please.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  He, for fun, he didn't get the line right. So like, let's get the line and then we can have some fun.

• 16:29Speaker 05

  He's been stealing snacks from craft service.

• 16:32Bobby Lee?

  I understand that dude, but.

• 16:33Speaker 05

  He's gone.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, Charlize Theron comes in an hour, all right? She's, I, she's already in makeup.

• 16:39Speaker 05

  Great.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  We gotta get the scene.

• 16:40Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  All right, and action.

• 16:42Speaker 03

  As soon as you started laughing, I was like, yeah, this is not what they say this. This is Kalida's breast milk.

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  All right, so this next take, have fun with it, make it your own. And action.

• 16:56Speaker 03

  Hey, what's up dudes? Hey man.

• 17:00Speaker 05

  It's a trailer moment.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

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• 17:24Speaker 02

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• 17:29Speaker 00

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• 17:51Bobby Lee?

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• 18:01Speaker 02

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• 18:23Speaker 00

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• 18:38Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes you can't sleep, but you s- Helix!

• 18:46Speaker 00

  Oh, wow! A miracle! A miracle!

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  Helix sleep, dude, it's a miracle. You know, I have a couple of rooms in my house, small house. And I have mattresses in all my rooms.

• 18:59Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 18:59Bobby Lee?

  And I always use Helix because if I have guests over, I want them to go, "Holy moly, was that a hotel? I slept in like a fancy hotel." I want people to go, "I had the best night's sleep ever on the earth."

• 19:11Speaker 02

  And what I love about Helix is that you can choose a mattress specifically for you. For example, I'm a side sleeper, but I also run hot, so I took the Helix Quiz.

• 19:19Bobby Lee?

  She runs so hot, guys.

• 19:21Speaker 02

  I'm like a little furnace. And so I was matched with the Midnight mattress, but then I had the option to upgrade to the Luxe. So now you have the extra just comfy luxe experience.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  And when you have a good night's sleep, it improves your daily life. You're more attentive, you're more focused.

• 19:40Speaker 02

  Sleep is the most important thing.

• 19:42Bobby Lee?

  It's the most important thing.

• 19:42Speaker 02

  You spend one third of your life sleeping, you might as well do it on a beautiful cloud like Helix.

• 19:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and if you, you know, if you get good sleep and somebody attacks, you can, you know how to do it. Anyway, let's.

• 19:54Speaker 00

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• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  Wow, clip that. Yeah, good.

• 20:19Speaker 05

  You know, the great David Crumholtz, you know this actor?

• 20:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:22Speaker 05

  Great, great. Just for fun. He told a story about an actor improvising on the set of Oppenheimer.

• 20:28Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 20:29Speaker 05

  Not me.

• 20:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:30Speaker 05

  And did not go over well.

• 20:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, dude, you don't improvise in front of Nolan.

• 20:37Speaker 05

  Imagine you're in Oppenheimer and you decide you're gonna improvise.

• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  What happens if it's a Japanese person?

• 20:42Speaker 05

  Okay, let's, let's try. Let's try and, what would your line be as the Japanese person?

• 20:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, let me try, just say action.

• 20:50Speaker 05

  Okay, ready?

• 20:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:51Speaker 05

  Action.

• 20:52Bobby Lee?

  What a beautiful day. I'm with my grandkids. Hello, Tok Tok. Hello, Mr. Moto. You having a good day? You want some rice ball? I made some fresh water.

• 21:07Bobby Lee?

  Holy shit, is that a boat? Is it a superman?

• 21:16Speaker 05

  He would like that improv.

• 21:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he would? Oh, I thought it was pretty good for the moment.

• 21:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:22Speaker 05

  It's pretty spot on, Bobby.

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, but in a, here's what, Sorkin never improvised? Word for word, that's what I hear. And in fact, one time I had an audition for Sorkin years ago when I would get good auditions, and I never showed up. Because another actor told me, he's like, oh my god, dude, it was a page of dialogue. And he goes, dude, I fucked up, you know what I mean, like four or five sentences. And I looked up at him and he, I just felt like I lost him. And when he told me that, I was like, I turned around, ooh, because I didn't know any of it.

• 21:56Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? He had memorized the whole thing.

• 21:58Speaker 05

  What was it for?

• 21:59Bobby Lee?

  It was for that, um, uh, show about SNL.

• 22:03Speaker 05

  Studio 60.

• 22:04Bobby Lee?

  Studio 60, yeah, that one.

• 22:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 22:06Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't read for that, but, um, yeah, tell me about the, so what did Nolan go? I mean, what does Nolan do? Let it happen, right?

• 22:13Speaker 05

  I think, here's the best part, it was an actor with maybe two lines. It's like if I improvised.

• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, you said, "No, no."

• 22:21Speaker 05

  And, uh, and it was a scene with Crumholtz and he comes in and they're supposed to have the, the talk and, and it, it literally was a line, something to the extent of like, um, "Uh, alright, should be just fine." Like, that's the line. Like, "I think I'll be fine."

• 22:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:37Speaker 05

  So they do it, and he improvises big, big swing, huge.

• 22:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:42Speaker 05

  And so, um, Nolan comes up and goes,

• 22:47Speaker 05

  "Did you, uh, did you add, did you add something?"

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, oh.

• 22:51Speaker 05

  And, uh, and he goes, "Yeah, I just thought, I thought I needed it."

• 22:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, no, what?

• 22:58Speaker 05

  Bad.

• 22:58Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, bye!

• 22:59Speaker 05

  And he goes, "I don't think it does."

• 23:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, oh, I see.

• 23:04Speaker 05

  You know, so, such a gentleman.

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

  That's so gentleman-like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:08Speaker 05

  Just as written, it's fine.

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:10Speaker 05

  And so he, they do another take and he improvises less.

• 23:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 23:14Speaker 05

  But still.

• 23:17Speaker 05

  And he goes...

• 23:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, I can, you know what, dude, I get it.

• 23:21Speaker 02

  Isn't it more pressure when you have less lines? Is that what it is?

• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, I think that, um, where you're not in it as much, I guess, I mean, I don't know, but it's like, I think it's him showcasing and trying to get it in more, right? Is that what it is?

• 23:36Speaker 05

  Probably.

• 23:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think he's thinking this, that like, this is gonna service the story.

• 23:41Speaker 05

  Right.

• 23:41Bobby Lee?

  Right, he's just like, you know, maybe, maybe I can impress somebody here. Is that what it is or no?

• 23:46Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 23:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:48Speaker 05

  I've done, I did an independent movie where this older actress had a scene, it was just like a nice, easy scene, and she started sobbing in the middle of it. And I was like, "What's happening?"

• 23:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, the showcase.

• 24:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, just to be like, you wanna see something.

• 24:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 24:03Speaker 05

  I was like, "But it doesn't call for that, like, we're having lemonade."

• 24:08Speaker 05

  You're sobbing.

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you have to admit, in independent movies, though, you do, then you can do it.

• 24:15Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this is my first time directing. I'll go, I'm gonna say whatever I fucking wanna say then. Do you do that or no?

• 24:21Speaker 05

  I don't, but I'm scared of everything.

• 24:23Speaker 00

  I respect the director.

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 24:25Speaker 05

  I'm definitely.

• 24:25Bobby Lee?

  Cause I'm doing a movie Monday. And they go, and I read the lines, and they go, I go, it's not much on the page.

• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, there wasn't. It was like, oh, oh, I remember I was in it, right? Oh, no, you know what I mean? That's what he said, you know what I mean? Come on, guys, you know what I mean? Let's, let's go, or something like that, right? And I'm like, I'm not doing this movie. It's too little. I'm like, one, two scenes, why would, you know? And then the director got a hold of me and goes, you can say whatever you want. Right? And I go, anything? And he goes, yeah, dude, just go hog wild, you know, it's because it's, you know, it's a, it's not that important, it's not that important, the scene's not that important, but that's why it's like, you know, I go, but you're gonna edit it, and he goes, no, we won't, probably won't edit it, you know, so it was like that kind of thing, so I was like, okay, I'll fucking do it.

• 25:13Speaker 05

  And do you already have stuff ready to go? Is it, is it cooking?

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's with, the scene is with Howie.

• 25:20Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  And so I already know him and I, so I'm like, yeah, it's fine. And if they do cut it out, the money's okay, so I'm just gonna do it. Yeah. But you don't do that?

• 25:29Speaker 05

  Me.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Even in a small movie, like a short, you wouldn't improvise in a short?

• 25:33Speaker 05

  No, no, I will.

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:35Speaker 05

  I definitely will. No, I mean, I'll feel, I'll feel around, but I'm not gonna, I'm just gonna try to value add it. I'm not gonna start sobbing in a funny scene.

• 25:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:46Speaker 05

  You know what I mean? Hopefully make the scene better, if possible.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, but sometimes people do takes, like, um, like Gary Oldman will do a take that's like, I'm just fucking around, and they keep it in the movie. Has that ever happened to you? Where like, I'm just gonna fuck around here, and then like, oh my god, that made the movie?

• 26:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, in the, your favorite movie, Meek Creek.

• 26:09Speaker 05

  I beatbox and rap for forty-five seconds that somehow made it into the movie.

• 26:16Bobby Lee?

  And you were, and the people were just making people laugh?

• 26:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, but I was seventeen and I was like, what, what, what could happen? I'm three hundred pounds. It can't get worse.

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  I forgot you were a fatty.

• 26:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was big.

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so that was a way, bad way to say it.

• 26:29Speaker 05

  Figure out a better.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I forgot that you were overweight.

• 26:33Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 26:34Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 26:34Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 26:35Speaker 05

  Metabolically challenged.

• 26:36Speaker 02

  Yeah. Wait, Bobby, um, have you shared yet about what your dentist said?

• 26:43Speaker 03

  No more energy.

• 26:44Speaker 02

  Why'd you do this?

• 26:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, why'd you do this?

• 26:46Speaker 02

  What was this?

• 26:46Speaker 03

  What is this?

• 26:49Speaker 02

  Share with Josh, please, what your dentist told you.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  You know, my personal shit, man? You don't bring it in front of Josh Peck, my personal shit.

• 26:58Speaker 02

  Tell us what Dr. [BLEEP] said.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  Don't say his name.

• 27:01Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 27:01Speaker 03

  We'll bleep it out.

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'll bleep his name out because I love him. First of all, do you like your dentist?

• 27:07Speaker 05

  Love.

• 27:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. My, I love this dentist.

• 27:10Speaker 02

  I love our dentist. Our, George goes to him too.

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  You go to him?

• 27:13Speaker 03

  George's dentist.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:14Speaker 06

  After a recommendation?

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:15Speaker 06

  Found a good one until Khalyla told me.

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Have you been to him?

• 27:18Speaker 03

  No, not yet.

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  The best in town.

• 27:20Speaker 02

  Love his name?

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, you live in Texas, you're not doing it.

• 27:24Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  It's too much. But, um.

• 27:26Speaker 06

  Long waitlist. You couldn't get in.

• 27:28Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, so, um, the best dentist I've ever had and, um,

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  so I have one tooth, right?

• 27:39Speaker 02

  Or so you think.

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 27:41Speaker 02

  Or so you think.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  Woo! Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have one tooth that's, um, it's sort of like, you know, an old person she's trying to keep alive. That's what it is. You know what I mean? It's like, let me die. He always says that. I go, no, I'm ready. Yeah, yeah.

• 28:01Speaker 05

  I wanna see your grandpa.

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  The molar. Your grandfather molar.

• 28:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, doing tooth reference. But anyway, um.

• 28:12Speaker 05

  I want to see your Aunt K9.

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 28:16Speaker 05

  I'll run with you all day, Val.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I love it, dude.

• 28:18Speaker 05

  I love you.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  Tit for tat, dude. I love it, dude. So, um, basically, it's a tooth back here that's like 70% of it's gone. It's just one wall, right? And I make, I, I, I go in there like every two or three months and I go, make a temporary foot tooth. He's like, there's, I can't, he, he always goes, there's nothing to work with. You know what I mean? Just take it out. And I go, please, one last time. And he barely did it. So it's kind of, he kind of formed it. It's not like a slant because it's like, there's only one wall. It's, the next time, the filling falls out, I had to get rid of it. But then he said, I don't want to offend you. And I go, you're not going to offend me?

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  He goes, my recommendation is to take all of them out.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  I go, excuse me? Take all of them out. Yeah, yeah. And I go, I go, um, but, but why? Yeah, he's like, you know, it's basically, I, basically, what it is, is this. It's a bunch of bad kids, you know, they're all going to go to prison eventually, you know? He said, they're all going to leave. They're all going to leave the house.

• 29:33Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  And I go, okay, so what do I do? And he goes, start over. Start with a new family.

• 29:39Speaker 05

  Tent it.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, start with a new family.

• 29:41Speaker 05

  Let's fumigate.

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then he's trying to explain to me like all these drills in my, into my, you know what I mean? And then the screws and the whole thing seems, number one, so painful, right? And it's, oh, so then you go, you do regret like, why did I floss? Right, over the years. I just couldn't, I just had to floss and brush two things.

• 30:05Speaker 05

  I won't.

• 30:06Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 30:07Speaker 05

  Over my fucking dead body that I floss.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  Uh, really?

• 30:10Speaker 05

  You're not going to get me on this floss cabal.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You got a water pick? No. How many teeth have you? You have all your teeth?

• 30:21Speaker 05

  Thank God.

• 30:21Bobby Lee?

  And you never had a cavity?

• 30:23Speaker 05

  No, no, I've had plenty. You saw the size of it.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right.

• 30:26Speaker 05

  I once went in with 18 cavities.

• 30:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was like when I was 12 years old and the doctor said I had high cholesterol. I'm like, what do you want me to do, doc? I'm living here. They were like, we're gonna put you on a statin at 12. I'm like, cool, well, put me in the record books.

• 30:44Speaker 02

  Were you really on a statin at 12?

• 30:46Speaker 05

  For a short time.

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  What is a statin?

• 30:49Speaker 02

  It's like a cholesterol medication.

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 30:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  So you have how many, be real, how many cavities do you think you had in your?

• 30:54Speaker 05

  I don't know, 20.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  20, wow. And then you still won't, because one day you're gonna be at a dentist and they're gonna go, we gotta get rid of them all.

• 31:05Speaker 05

  No, I got that Sonicare, babe.

• 31:07Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, the good stuff.

• 31:08Speaker 05

  Electric toothbrush, nice.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  What, tell me about it.

• 31:12Speaker 05

  We have a healthcare professional here.

• 31:14Speaker 02

  Wait, the upside, though, of not waxing for as long as you have is that you-

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  Waxing?

• 31:18Speaker 02

  Waxing, sorry, flossing.

• 31:21Speaker 00

  Do you wax?

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I do, we'll do the Brazilian wax, but-

• 31:25Speaker 02

  Flossing is that the waxy substance in it, there was like a class action lawsuit against, um, I think it was one of the bigger, I think, I don't know if I'm gonna say Oral-B, because of the waxy substance that they put in all the glide flosses and it's supposed to be their carcinogenic or really like toxic to your body.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 31:45Speaker 02

  So now they're saying you can't even use the waxy stuff, the waxy floss, it's easy to get in there.

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:50Speaker 02

  You gotta use the hard shit, or just the water pick.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  I don't do that, I use the sticks.

• 31:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it still has that waxy thing to it.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, you're right.

• 31:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, it is Oral-B, right?

• 32:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 32:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 32:01Speaker 00

  Forever chemicals.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  Forever, forever chemicals. Anyway, um, I don't know why I just sang that, but, um, here's another thing that isn't working, because you asked me about my sleep. And so, um, I did, um, through my psychiatrist, I got, I got on a non-addictive pill.

• 32:26Speaker 05

  Just call it Trazodone.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How do you know that I'm-

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  How do you know that I'm on Trazodone?

• 32:35Speaker 05

  Cut to Bobby at 2 a.m.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Well, how do you know I'm on Trazodone?

• 32:41Speaker 05

  Cause I know it all. We walked the walk together, my boy.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  What are you on?

• 32:46Speaker 05

  I'm on zero, thank god.

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, thank god.

• 32:48Speaker 02

  You know who else is on Trazodone?

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 32:50Speaker 02

  Julio, our dog.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:52Speaker 02

  The one that bites dicks?

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's on Trazodone?

• 32:56Speaker 02

  He's on Trazodone.

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  How much Trazodone?

• 32:57Speaker 02

  Well, whenever new people come, he has to be on Trazodone, so he doesn't bite their dick off.

• 33:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, he's out of, anyway, let me talk about the CPAP machine.

• 33:05Speaker 02

  Pap.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  Whatever.

• 33:12Bobby Lee?

  What did I say?

• 33:12Speaker 02

  Pac.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  It's pap?

• 33:14Speaker 02

  Pap.

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  Uh, C- CPAP machine. Don't work for me. Have you tried CPAP?

• 33:21Speaker 05

  No, I lost weight.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. So did I!

• 33:25Speaker 05

  No, you look amazing, but what, you have breathing issues?

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I guess for air, like, four or five in the morning.

• 33:31Speaker 05

  Is it your tongue falling to the back of your throat?

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  You're saying that I have a thick Korean tongue?

• 33:36Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 33:36Bobby Lee?

  Is that what you're saying? And then that's right.

• 33:38Speaker 05

  Internet it?

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:39Speaker 05

  I'm near it?

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So I have the nose one. And the, the other night, right, I'm just being real. The other night, my left eye was frozen.

• 33:51Speaker 00

  What does that mean?

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 33:52Speaker 00

  What does that mean?

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why. Because one of the nozzles had come out, and the air was shooting into my left eye. So I, I woke up, sss, right, I, my eyes, so, right, and I open, oh, it's completely frozen. Yeah, yeah. It, and then when it's too tight, right? I could just feel, you know what I mean, like, my top head is getting super purple. In my mind.

• 34:16Speaker 02

  Well, I ordered you the full mask, and it's coming tomorrow.

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna try that.

• 34:20Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  Because we know a friend that has the Bane mask.

• 34:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  And it's double strap, it just seems more...

• 34:26Speaker 02

  Legit.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  Legit, because this one just, you know what I mean?

• 34:28Speaker 02

  The nose one isn't gonna work because you sleep with your mouth fully open, right?

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  And that, you know, and I told you what happens. Why is so many flies?

• 34:35Speaker 02

  Oh, your mustache or something?

• 34:39Speaker 00

  We walk in here, we were here three days ago, no flies. We come back.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  Dude, no chicken.

• 34:44Speaker 05

  I didn't eat chicken.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  Who ate the chicken?

• 34:48Speaker 00

  What does that have to do with it?

• 34:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, is there food somewhere?

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  Did you put chicken in here?

• 34:55Speaker 02

  Maybe you're passing away.

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  It would be fine, it would be fine by me.

• 35:01Speaker 05

  Same here, my boy.

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm done. But anyway, um, new rule, no food in here.

• 35:08Speaker 03

  We're about to meet your grandpa. Get it?

• 35:13Speaker 02

  Grandpa Moller, he's talking about.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  I understand, no, I know, I was to see if that worked. That didn't work for me.

• 35:21Speaker 05

  Classic callback.

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was classic callback, you're right. That was good.

• 35:24Speaker 03

  Thank God.

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  I was jealous, I was jealous of that joke.

• 35:26Speaker 05

  What a value add Jaime is. I'm a huge, I'm a big fan of the song, big fan dude.

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he is very good.

• 35:33Speaker 05

  I am.

• 35:33Speaker 03

  I'm a big fan of you. We grew up watching Drake. Can I sing the song for you?

• 35:37Speaker 05

  Nah.

• 35:40Speaker 00

  Did I sing?

• 35:42Speaker 03

  Nah, nah, nah.

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  That was so good, that was so good.

• 35:46Speaker 03

  I had to ask.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  That was so good.

• 35:48Speaker 02

  Tell us about the nose, uh, the.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  All right, what do you mean?

• 35:52Speaker 02

  You're telling us about just the nose plug?

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  Yes, the nose plug, and oh yeah, so then it's like, I sleep with my mouth open, I don't know if you know this, do you know about CPAPs?

• 36:01Speaker 05

  Little bit.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  Little bit?

• 36:03Speaker 05

  Little bit.

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so.

• 36:05Speaker 05

  My 80-year-old mother has one.

• 36:11Speaker 05

  Shout out Barbara.

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  My bro. And so it sticks in your nose, there's a strap, right? And then, um, no air comes out, if you, yeah, see, that's a better one, it seems like. There's two straps.

• 36:24Speaker 02

  I'll get you that attachment then, you have to choose what attachment works.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  I want the whole mouth one.

• 36:28Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:29Speaker 02

  That's coming in.

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  So, um, anyway, it sticks in here, and no air comes out. If you take it out, air comes out. But if you stick it in, there's no air, and it kind of breathes with you, right? But the problem is, when you open your mouth, right, you turn into Darth Vader. Right, and it goes.

• 36:48Bobby Lee?

  It's insane and your tongue go right, right, right. There's no way, you can't sleep like that.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it's in my eye, you know what I mean? It's like, it's a lot going on. So at four in the morning, I end up just going, fuck it, you know what I mean? And I go back, I go back to sleep.

• 37:04Speaker 05

  Would you eat you Top Gun pajamas?

• 37:08Speaker 05

  Fighter pilot.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 37:11Speaker 05

  Have you had to use a CPAP while you're having maybe, sorry Khalyla, but like a romantic interlude? Like, how is that played into your dating life?

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, dude?

• 37:19Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me for a second. What are you talking about?

• 37:23Speaker 05

  She can't.

• 37:23Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't. I don't need it. What do you mean? I don't need it to function in society.

• 37:27Speaker 02

  No, he's saying like, is it something that like, when you bring like a lady friend over, is it like, now you're gonna go to sleep next to, are you embarrassed about it? Is it something you have to explain?

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  I didn't do it. Um, I had somebody spend the night the other night. I didn't do it.

• 37:42Speaker 02

  When I first started dating a guy who has a CPAP.

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  He's the one that told me about CPAPs.

• 37:48Speaker 02

  Right. So in my head, I'm like, dear God, please bring the CPAP. Like, I don't want to fucking hear snoring all night. So it's like, you invite the CPAP over.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  I saw. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Okay, maybe I'll do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, um, but you know what? Can I, since I've lost weight? Cause remember when you told me that, um, back in the day, the sounds I would make at night?

• 38:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:14Speaker 03

  Oh, you're orgasming?

• 38:16Speaker 02

  Like he was like a moaning like baby, oh.

• 38:20Speaker 02

  I was like, oh.

• 38:21Speaker 05

  It was like a whistle, like his?

• 38:22Speaker 02

  It was everything. It was like a combo, like between like his popcorn farts and then moaning and then like.

• 38:30Speaker 02

  But I don't think that's sleep apnea. I think that's something else is happening when you're moaning.

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't do this. I don't do any of that because since I lost weight.

• 38:37Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a super slight snore. Yeah, yeah. So, um, yeah, I mean, that's good. I mean, that's the bright. Do you make funny noises at night?

• 38:47Speaker 03

  No. I used to, I used to moan in my sleep.

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:51Speaker 03

  Ralph got mad, so she's making me lose weight.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  Ralph Barbosa did?

• 38:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Okay, you guys sleep in the same room?

• 38:58Speaker 03

  No, we're like the hotel rooms.

• 39:00Bobby Lee?

  What, you guys sleep in the same hotel room?

• 39:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, two beds.

• 39:04Speaker 02

  They're best friends, childhood friends.

• 39:06Speaker 05

  It's crazy.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Stop, wait, wait. It's crazier. I know. Wait, wait.

• 39:11Speaker 03

  Oh my.

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, no, don't mama.

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  Don't mama me, dude. And Josh, I think we're on the same page right here, okay?

• 39:19Speaker 03

  What?

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  I'm about to say it.

• 39:25Speaker 03

  Confused.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Ralph is a big headliner. Okay?

• 39:31Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 39:31Bobby Lee?

  He's not like, you know, he's a guy that draws, brings his opener here, right? And then you guys share the same room.

• 39:39Speaker 03

  Sometimes, yeah.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Thoughts, Josh?

• 39:42Speaker 05

  Four thousand people recently, he mentioned on the podcast.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:45Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  Four thousand people, yeah.

• 39:47Speaker 05

  In Rosemont, Illinois.

• 39:48Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 39:49Speaker 05

  So they were, their choices, Marriott Courtyard, a Lowe's.

• 39:55Speaker 05

  Are we talking about the fucking Rich Carlton here?

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:00Speaker 05

  Two rooms! Not hard! Let Alfie put it on his credit card and get the points!

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  One fifty tops.

• 40:08Speaker 05

  Yeah!

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  One fifty tops. That's one, that's like ten t-shirt sales.

• 40:13Speaker 03

  Okay, I mean...

• 40:14Speaker 02

  What is wrong, what is wrong with sleeping with like, I would, that's all I do is like have my girlfriends in the same room.

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 40:22Speaker 02

  And just chat.

• 40:23Speaker 05

  I hear that.

• 40:24Speaker 02

  Emotional support.

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  Josh, you don't hear that. You don't hear it, Josh.

• 40:28Speaker 05

  I hear the idea of it.

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, the concept of it, yeah.

• 40:31Speaker 05

  As a thirty-eight-year-old man, I just need forty-five minutes to wind down and have a moment with me.

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  Amen, brother.

• 40:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, thank you.

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, also, it's like, okay, if I'm playing Yuck Yucks, which is no longer their own thing, but um, it's a, it's a chain of Canadian comedy clubs.

• 40:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 40:54Bobby Lee?

  They used to set me up at the worst Motel Sixes. I didn't care, right? And if, yeah, if I'm, have an opener, which I couldn't afford back then, I would probably share the same room, but you know, I'm slumming it then. I'm grinding, you know, I'm, you know, but you know, as somebody that's doing okay and drawing, you know what I mean? I'm gonna get my openers, I've gotten two or three openers rooms before. Like in Hawaii, how many opener, three rooms I got them, and flights. You know what I mean? So it's like, I don't know, it just doesn't...

• 41:23Speaker 03

  Okay, let me clarify again. When we do big venues, yes, he gets his own room, I get my own room. But like, like a one nightclub, comedy club? Yeah, we share a room.

• 41:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 41:33Speaker 02

  That's so sweet, they're besties.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  They're best friends, yeah, okay. I understand that.

• 41:37Speaker 03

  My bad.

• 41:37Speaker 05

  Now, when I grew up...

• 41:39Speaker 02

  Not your bad.

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  It's not your bad. No, that's my bad. It's my bad. It's my bad.

• 41:44Speaker 05

  It's our bad.

• 41:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we didn't know.

• 41:45Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and thank you for clearing it up. It's not your fault.

• 41:48Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 41:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 41:50Speaker 03

  I just had to clarify.

• 41:54Speaker 03

  Two before this.

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  And that, you know, we... Thank you for the clarification.

• 41:59Speaker 05

  When I, I, growing up with my mom, who has needed a CPAP for 30 years, but only had it for about 15. So as a kid, we would go on road trips and we'd stay at a Motel 6 or whatever. And she would snore so loudly that I couldn't sleep. So I figured out a way that I could wake her through whistling into a lighter sleep. And then during that five-minute sort of break, I could fall asleep. So you be, you have a very loud choking snore, and I'll show you what I would do.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, am I snoring?

• 42:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  But I'm your grandmother?

• 42:30Speaker 05

  My mom.

• 42:33Speaker 05

  Love you, mom.

• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  Let me just do my... Try to do it.

• 42:37Speaker 05

  Oh, sleepy. This feels antipsychotic.

• 42:39Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 42:40Speaker 05

  This feels antipsychotic.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  I only do one to my mom.

• 42:45Speaker 05

  No. Oh, I cavalt, my bad.

• 42:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:50Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 42:52Speaker 05

  Belly full of matzo.

• 42:57Speaker 05

  I'm so glad we went down this road.

• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that makes no sense.

• 43:22Speaker 03

  What are you doing?

• 43:23Bobby Lee?

  That actually makes no sense, what the fuck are you doing? Is your mom a parrot? What's going on here, guy?

• 43:28Speaker 05

  Because it would lightly wake her out of her slumber.

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 43:32Speaker 05

  And she would sort of go into a light sleep, not a deep snore.

• 43:35Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 43:35Speaker 05

  And then I could find a pocket in which to fall asleep.

• 43:38Bobby Lee?

  To fall asleep. Oh, I see, yeah. You're a great whistler, dude. You're a great whistler.

• 43:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:45Speaker 02

  You go.

• 43:47Speaker 00

  Hi May.

• 43:49Speaker 02

  I don't know how to whistle, plus my paralysis.

• 43:51Bobby Lee?

  Nah, I don't care.

• 43:52Speaker 02

  I have paralysis.

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  You said you go? Fuck you, you go.

• 43:57Speaker 02

  I don't want you to look at my face.

• 43:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, go, go, go.

• 44:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow, dude.

• 44:02Speaker 00

  Hot air just shot out.

• 44:03Speaker 02

  I can't, I can't.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  You can't whistle.

• 44:05Speaker 02

  Especially now that I'm like, my face is fucked.

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  Right. You know what the paralysis is?

• 44:12Speaker 00

  Do the whistle, Josh, do the whistle.

• 44:16Bobby Lee?

  Wow, you did that on chat? That's incredible, dude.

• 44:20Speaker 05

  I look better in AI.

• 44:22Speaker 00

  You look great, dude.

• 44:23Bobby Lee?

  You're sleeping too close with me. Way too close.

• 44:26Speaker 02

  But the weirdest thing is that you're the only person who doesn't look better on AI, ever.

• 44:31Bobby Lee?

  I look worse.

• 44:32Speaker 02

  You look better in person.

• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:34Speaker 02

  They always make you like, almost like too Filipino every time.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, they also make me too fat, I mean, it's the fat version of me.

• 44:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, which is very sad. And I'm gonna look much older, that's weird.

• 44:47Speaker 02

  Look at your arm.

• 44:48Speaker 00

  Josh, you okay?

• 44:49Speaker 05

  It's so good.

• 44:51Bobby Lee?

  It's so good, though, yeah. In another world, maybe that.

• 44:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 44:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if our sexuality was different.

• 44:57Speaker 05

  No, I see that for us. I do.

• 45:04Bobby Lee?

  Would we wear matching shirts like that, or I don't know? Yeah.

• 45:07Speaker 05

  I wanna know what's going on under those covers.

• 45:09Bobby Lee?

  I know. Oh, yeah, it's matching boxers.

• 45:12Speaker 05

  Pinky toes touching.

• 45:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or just locked, like this.

• 45:17Speaker 05

  For good luck.

• 45:19Bobby Lee?

  That's so weird. Yeah. You know, the, um, the, how does you and your wife sleep? I mean, in terms of like, is there separation? Because what I do is the long pillow, I use it as a divide. You remember I used to do that? I still do it.

• 45:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:37Speaker 05

  I mean, we have a, we have a five-week-old baby, so a lot of times it's different rooms.

• 45:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see.

• 45:44Speaker 05

  We kinda gotta divide and conquer.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So the baby sleeps in a different room?

• 45:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, we sleep in the same room and the baby's in the other room. Like, we'll have it next to my wife and then I'll, I'll get four or five hours if I can, if I have work, and then I'll go in, let her sleep, and then I'll take like, the morning duty or like the late night.

• 46:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  This is how Khalyla sleeps with her baby.

• 46:05Speaker 05

  Co-sleep?

• 46:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just clinging on to it.

• 46:08Speaker 02

  It was the only way that I could get any sleep at all. Like, I was, I was trying to like lay him down, but he had such, he was a refluxy baby. Um, so.

• 46:19Bobby Lee?

  You're getting emotional.

• 46:20Speaker 02

  No, I'm not.

• 46:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 46:21Speaker 02

  It's common. Reflexy babies are common, so, um, it was just, uh, just sleeping early on, like all night, and then co-sleeping now.

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  I really love your baby, though.

• 46:30Speaker 02

  He loves you. Oh, my God. My baby thinks he's another baby.

• 46:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:34Speaker 02

  And so, like, like, he treats, like, he's scared of different adults. Like, he won't go to Gilbert, he won't go to George. He sees Bobby and all he wants to do is pull his hair and play with him like another baby. It's so cute.

• 46:46Bobby Lee?

  He bit my shoulder.

• 46:47Speaker 02

  He bites you.

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  But let me say this, though. I know I'm gonna spoil the fuck out of that kid.

• 46:52Speaker 02

  I know, I know.

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  I mean, he's gonna get cars, like, all kinds of stuff.

• 46:55Speaker 02

  He is just.

• 46:57Bobby Lee?

  Like, when he's sixteen.

• 46:59Speaker 02

  It is, we, it is difficult to interact with a baby, but no, like, he's obsessed with Bobby. Like, first shot, like, within the first go, he was like, that's my guy.

• 47:06Bobby Lee?

  I already know.

• 47:07Speaker 02

  But you did something so weird in front of my partner, and you made a mistake.

• 47:12Speaker 03

  Steak? You made a steak?

• 47:13Speaker 05

  What do we put on a back?

• 47:14Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, I vaguely know what it is, and I said something, and I went.

• 47:19Speaker 02

  And then you apologized immediately.

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  I apologized immediately, yeah.

• 47:21Speaker 02

  You said what?

• 47:22Bobby Lee?

  Did he, did he, was he, honestly, was he weirded up by it?

• 47:24Speaker 02

  He was laughing at it. You said, "Come to daddy."

• 47:29Speaker 03

  Oh, Jesus.

• 47:39Speaker 03

  Three.

• 47:42Bobby Lee?

  I know because, I know because, uh.

• 47:46Speaker 03

  Jaime is writing notes down.

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I know.

• 47:48Speaker 05

  What's father in Korean, oppa?

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  Appa.

• 47:50Speaker 05

  Appa.

• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:51Speaker 05

  Come to appa.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, how do you know these little things?

• 47:55Speaker 05

  I don't, I.

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  You know everything.

• 47:57Speaker 05

  Thanks.

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  You know who else knows that? Uh, you know JT Parr? Oh, you know Chad and J K?

• 48:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:03Bobby Lee?

  This kid knows everything. And Santino's like that, too. I think you're one of those. That knows a little bit about everything. This guy.

• 48:11Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, he definitely, he's a smarty pants.

• 48:13Speaker 00

  He's smart.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  Not just smart, he knows specific things that why would you know?

• 48:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  That was like, um, I was talking about Ram Dass.

• 48:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  The other day, I just, what?

• 48:24Speaker 02

  Everyone knows Ram Dass.

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  No, but he knew his backstory.

• 48:28Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 48:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, he grew up here and his real name is this and his grandfather, I mean, he just kind of knew, you know Ram Dass?

• 48:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, Ram Dass.

• 48:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Maharishi, Mara, yeah, Maharishi.

• 48:37Speaker 05

  Ram Dass, like Jewish kid, no?

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you mean? Well, he was a psychiatrist or psychologist first? And then moved into a spiritual guruism?

• 48:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do like him a lot. I like his take, take on death.

• 48:53Speaker 02

  That is my favorite.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's very good.

• 48:55Speaker 05

  What is the take?

• 48:56Speaker 02

  It, uh.

• 48:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, here's an old saying, um, dying is like taking off a tight shoe.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  Uh, the ants.

• 49:04Speaker 05

  We're all dying.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  Did you notice? There's gotta be a fly hive.

• 49:09Speaker 00

  What did you eat?

• 49:10Speaker 02

  But they only on landing on you.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  No, I saw a couple of lions.

• 49:13Speaker 00

  So many on your hat.

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you know, some, like.

• 49:16Speaker 02

  Honestly, Bobby, I think it's your hat.

• 49:18Bobby Lee?

  It's attractive.

• 49:19Speaker 02

  Is there like rotting meat in there?

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  No, dude.

• 49:23Speaker 00

  Oh, we came in here, we were shocked how many flies.

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. How do you get rid of, we gotta get one of those like traps, those yellow things.

• 49:29Speaker 02

  No, you know what the best thing is that we have in the house?

• 49:31Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 49:32Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 49:32Speaker 00

  Electric flies water?

• 49:33Speaker 02

  The salt guns. Those are fun. So you literally get like, it's like this gun and it shoots salt and you just, it's like a target practice.

• 49:42Speaker 05

  Jaime's got a guy. You got a salt gun guy.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:45Speaker 03

  Here in Cali.

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  You'd be a great like plumber and like a carpenter or whatever.

• 49:53Speaker 03

  Not me.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 49:55Speaker 03

  Do I have a guy?

• 49:55Speaker 00

  Okay. Just a gun that shoots salt.

• 49:57Speaker 05

  You know J Rod, the tradesman on Instagram?

• 50:00Speaker 03

  No.

• 50:01Speaker 05

  Have you, have you seen this?

• 50:02Speaker 02

  I don't think so.

• 50:03Speaker 05

  Oh, you guys know this guy? Maybe we pull him up. He's fun.

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, J Rod.

• 50:07Speaker 05

  I feel like Jaime might.

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  Jaime might know. The way you're taking notes, what are you writing down? And the way you're being serious right now, it's very, um.

• 50:14Speaker 00

  He's nervous around Josh.

• 50:15Speaker 05

  Nah.

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  Are you really nervous?

• 50:17Speaker 03

  No, I'm just writing stuff down like of what not to say in relationships. I wrote down, um, don't call another man, come here, did you say come here daddy or come daddy?

• 50:29Speaker 02

  Come to daddy.

• 50:29Speaker 03

  Come to daddy.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait.

• 50:31Speaker 02

  Hey, hold on a second.

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, I think he's completely tuned out. All right, explain to me what the dad, what, what, reiterate the story that we told.

• 50:40Speaker 03

  What, that you called her partner, come here daddy?

• 50:46Speaker 03

  Come to daddy or? I wrote down, come here daddy.

• 50:49Speaker 00

  We can just move on, that was great.

• 50:52Speaker 03

  And then I wrote, breast milk is not good for nobody. Um, makes me less horny and not sexually active, so.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  Are these bits you're doing?

• 51:04Speaker 03

  No.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  Are you writing down jokes like, oh, I came up with that breast milk joke?

• 51:08Speaker 03

  Nope.

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:09Speaker 03

  It's just stuff.

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  Just thoughts in your mind. Wow, that's so interesting. Keep writing your thoughts.

• 51:14Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we would love to publish that eventually.

• 51:17Speaker 03

  Don't eat chicken.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  This is the kind of guy, Jaime's the kind of guy, if he gets stranded on an island by himself, no problem.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no problem.

• 51:32Speaker 05

  He's got like a coconut, like, uh, pin, you know, pinwheel with water going there.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, or he's just like maybe counting like, you know what I mean? Mushrooms or whatever, like, you know what I mean? Forgery. Is it forgery, is that the right word?

• 51:47Speaker 02

  No, forgery is like foraging checks.

• 51:49Speaker 05

  Foraging.

• 51:53Speaker 03

  Foraging.

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  Foraging checks?

• 51:57Speaker 03

  On an island?

• 51:59Speaker 00

  By himself?

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  By himself.

• 52:01Speaker 00

  To himself?

• 52:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so.

• 52:02Speaker 05

  It's a catch me if you can.

• 52:04Speaker 00

  Three thousand, two thousand, three hundred and thirty.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, that was so funny. Anyway, well, no, but the story about the, um, was about her baby. I go, come, no, I said, come to daddy to the baby.

• 52:23Speaker 03

  But you looked at him, right?

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  Afterwards, and I apologized.

• 52:27Speaker 07

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• 53:01Speaker 03

  Still funny.

• 53:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, either direction, it's still funny. Did he bring it up after?

• 53:07Speaker 02

  No.

• 53:08Speaker 05

  Your partner?

• 53:08Speaker 02

  No.

• 53:09Speaker 05

  Did you bring it up to your partner?

• 53:10Speaker 02

  No. I just, it was a nothing thing.

• 53:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 53:14Speaker 02

  No one's like sensitive. He's, yeah, he's super chill. He loves Bobby.

• 53:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love him too. Great guy.

• 53:19Speaker 03

  When you were with Bobby, and he assaulted, no, no, insulted, insulted your friends, like your girlfriends, did you get mad or did you just like, don't care?

• 53:29Speaker 02

  Oh, I don't care.

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, I, what? Insulted?

• 53:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  I never insulted her friend.

• 53:34Speaker 02

  It's not like insulting.

• 53:35Speaker 03

  If you did, would you get mad?

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  But I didn't.

• 53:38Speaker 02

  But he would say it to their face?

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean? But I did not do it.

• 53:43Speaker 03

  You did not do it?

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's not even the thing that I would do.

• 53:46Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 53:47Speaker 02

  Let my best friend say, for instance, my best friend and him are like really close. My best friend's Korean and she's like a cunty, raging cunt.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love her.

• 53:53Speaker 02

  So together, they just go after each other.

• 53:56Bobby Lee?

  Rip.

• 53:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, she, he rips her apart, she rips him back apart.

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  She rips me apart.

• 54:00Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I, yeah, I'm not in, you know?

• 54:02Speaker 02

  But behind their backs, he would never.

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  Never.

• 54:04Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:05Speaker 03

  It's because I, this girl I'm talking to right now?

• 54:08Speaker 07

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• 54:43Speaker 05

  Say more.

• 54:44Speaker 03

  I called her friends tortas. As a joke. It's because they wouldn't.

• 54:50Speaker 02

  Are they the girls?

• 54:51Speaker 05

  Are they shell-like?

• 54:52Speaker 03

  I don't know. I just met, like, I don't know.

• 54:54Speaker 05

  Would they be good with a salad inside of them?

• 54:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, I feel like they eat salads.

• 54:58Speaker 02

  In what context? I want to know how you.

• 55:00Speaker 03

  Because we're on the phone and we're just talking about our friends and she's like, my friends couldn't get on the rides. And I said, oh, why? Because they're tortas?

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  What rides?

• 55:11Speaker 03

  Like, um, just like a roller coaster in a university.

• 55:15Speaker 02

  And what'd she say?

• 55:16Speaker 03

  She's like, oh, huh huh huh. And she just ignored it. And then later on the phone call, I was like, hey, um, I want to apologize. I didn't mean to like offend your friends.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  But was she offended?

• 55:27Speaker 03

  Because you can, you can hear the tone change after that comment. And I knew it. I was like, oh.

• 55:33Speaker 02

  Because in her head, she's probably like, you're a torta.

• 55:37Speaker 05

  So torta is a euphemism for bigger.

• 55:39Speaker 03

  Big woman.

• 55:40Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 55:40Speaker 03

  Well, not women. Well, I guess, yeah, women.

• 55:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, women.

• 55:44Speaker 03

  Torta.

• 55:45Speaker 05

  Torta.

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  But also, you know, she should learn to set a boundary. And go, hey, I mean, that was mean. I didn't like that.

• 55:51Speaker 02

  Sometimes people can't say it in the moment, though. Like, I can't say it in the moment when someone says something torta. My processing is a little slower.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  I've been doing it.

• 56:00Speaker 02

  And then how does it go if you like nip it in the bud?

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  Like, for instance, the, the come to daddy thing. It's like, I apologize immediately, or I try to set a boundary like real quick. And go, hey, that was crazy, you know?

• 56:13Speaker 02

  I'm a little slower. Sometimes I just need like a couple of minutes to see how I feel about what that person said.

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:18Speaker 02

  And then I'd be like, you know what? I didn't like that. And then I'll come back around, but not in real time. I can't do it.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Let me ask you this, Josh. Um, this happened to me. You, you heard about the Carlos Herrera incident in Dublin?

• 56:28Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did.

• 56:30Speaker 05

  No.

• 56:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I, let, let, let's just see what you would do.

• 56:34Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 56:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You met a guy 25 years ago in LA. Just, you're struggling together, open mics, whatnot, okay? So you kind of become friends. Anyway, later he works for you, all right? And so what Carlos does is he, he works for Bad Friends, my other podcast. He also, and I love him dearly. Okay, let's just throw that out there, right? But, um, we're, we're, we're, we're on tour. We're in Dublin a couple of weeks ago. It's a Saturday night. You know, so many people came, one of the best shows we've ever done. And afterwards, um, we've had tour managers before, and so.

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  What a tour manager does is they set meals up after the show, right? But Carlos just didn't do it. So it's like we're after the show, we're like, it's later and we're like, we haven't eaten all day. What are we doing? And then people are like, we don't know, nothing, right? So I just kind of turned to Andreas, another guy we work with, I said, "Don't you think Carlos should have set something up like a dinner reservation or something, right?" So then 20 minutes later, I'm talking to a bunch of people and all of a sudden I hear, "Fuck you, Bobby. You piece of shit, I'm working hard. What the fuck's your..." You know, like he's screaming at me, right? In front of other people. And I walk up to him, I go, "If you ever talk to me like that again, we're done." My point though is what would you have done?

• 57:58Speaker 05

  You're fired.

• 58:01Speaker 05

  You're all the... That's crazy.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's what I'm saying.

• 58:04Speaker 05

  That's deeply crazy.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He doesn't believe that though. He is like, you know what I mean?

• 58:09Speaker 02

  I...

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, go ahead.

• 58:12Speaker 02

  I have a different take on this.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, you're gonna piss me off.

• 58:17Speaker 05

  It's like my wife, my wife's got plenty of different takes.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna piss me off, go ahead, piss me off.

• 58:24Speaker 02

  Okay, here's my, um, I think that, um, you talk to Carlos not very nicely and he does bend over backwards for you even in your personal life. And I think that he made one...

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God.

• 58:35Speaker 05

  Context, it's called context.

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 58:39Speaker 02

  The way you probably approached it was probably super aggressive. And mind you, you were angry. I, I do agree that he fucked up because I... He fucked up in never not preparing you food. Huge deal.

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  Can I say something?

• 58:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  All right. I literally, it was just a, it, it wasn't like you gotta go tell, no, it was basically me, me telling Andreas, right? "Don't you think he should..." Because you know, back in the day, like Stacy would, our other tour manager, would have set it up, right? And I said it just as a, a thought, right? And he came aggressive. And I, I would also, the way you said that I treat, I don't think so.

• 59:17Speaker 02

  Well, there's more context to this.

• 59:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 59:19Speaker 02

  For example, when you're digging yourself a hole.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm digging myself in a hole?

• 59:24Speaker 00

  Getting more context.

• 59:25Bobby Lee?

  I don't like context. I like just headlines and then, okay.

• 59:29Speaker 02

  Carlos isn't just an employee, he's someone in our like personal lives. So when the fires were raging all over and Bobby thought that he needed to evacuate Studio City, I was already gone with my dogs. Carlos is the guy who's like, Carlos, please come over and help me pack my cats up. And Carlos is here like this, like that's Carlos. So I think that he made a horrible mistake and I think that he was wrong there. But I do think you need to offer him grace because it is a tough job being a tour manager for the Santino and the Bobby types. It's high pressure.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you're right.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  Ouch, ouch, ouch.

• 1:00:07Speaker 00

  Context is your enemy.

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  I've never liked him.

• 1:00:10Speaker 00

  Never liked context?

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  Never liked him. Yeah, yeah. Can I just say another thing that he did, but maybe this is just out of, I didn't do your context on this one either.

• 1:00:20Speaker 02

  I won't give context.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, don't give context on this one, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, go ahead.

• 1:00:27Speaker 06

  So it was Stacy and Carlos on the other jobs?

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:31Speaker 06

  Who was helping Carlos when he was like booted up to stage manager? So who was his Carlos?

• 1:00:36Bobby Lee?

  He didn't have one.

• 1:00:37Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  You're doing more context?

• 1:00:41Speaker 00

  More context?

• 1:00:43Speaker 03

  Being this aggressive in a bucket hat is fucking...

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Wild, it's wild, dude. All right, um, what are we gonna write out, the word context in Google later?

• 1:00:55Speaker 00

  What is context?

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  What is context?

• 1:00:59Speaker 03

  Give me context.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:03Speaker 03

  Be...

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  So, um...

• 1:01:04Speaker 03

  Better... Tour manager.

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  All right. Yeah, Ralph, yeah, yeah. Are you a tour manager? You're his opener and friend.

• 1:01:13Speaker 03

  Tour manager too.

• 1:01:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, you ran into this problem, remember Ralph asking you in Chicago to find a restaurant?

• 1:01:18Speaker 03

  In downtown, I said where?

• 1:01:19Speaker 00

  You couldn't do it?

• 1:01:20Bobby Lee?

  You couldn't do it?

• 1:01:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, I couldn't find like, I don't know where he wants.

• 1:01:22Speaker 00

  Couldn't find a restaurant?

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  Downtown, shut, it's a small town.

• 1:01:27Speaker 03

  No, it's not.

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know those little tiny small towns, shut down?

• 1:01:30Speaker 03

  Where in downtown, like uptown or downtown?

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Wait, do you have the internet?

• 1:01:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I don't know what he wants, you know, it was an early flight.

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  What you do is go, hey, what do you want?

• 1:01:42Speaker 03

  No, he's angry.

• 1:01:43Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, they don't know, you don't know.

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  Well, let me go to this next context thing about the tour, okay? Josh, let me just hear, right?

• 1:01:49Speaker 05

  I can't wait.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wait, wait, can I say this, though? Now, with the context, are you still now fire or no?

• 1:01:55Speaker 05

  You, you can't act that way. There's a red light. Amen, Lord! It's unacceptable.

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  It's unacceptable.

• 1:02:01Speaker 05

  It's unacceptable.

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  It's unacceptable, alright? But here's the other thing that I complained about, maybe two days before, that maybe got the ball rolling. Okay? I always like to put, get the ball rolling. Like, you know what? The ball is like that Indiana Jones ball.

• 1:02:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, we step on the toes of others.

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  If you step on the thing.

• 1:02:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, and then they retaliate.

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  Dude, it's a good analogy.

• 1:02:23Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  Right? In life, you have to step on the right tiles. Or the ball's gonna get ya.

• 1:02:30Speaker 05

  Ram Dass.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  Ram Dass, dude. I think he said that.

• 1:02:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:33Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so here's another context, alright? So, um...

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  So, other, when the other tour major, Stacy, she's great, um... When we'd show up at an airport, right? There would be a car waiting for us, because it's not like, you know, we have equipment and things, right? So with, in Europe...

• 1:02:54Speaker 05

  You're a comedian. Equipment, what are you, Led Zeppelin?

• 1:03:02Bobby Lee?

  His guitar, dude.

• 1:03:03Speaker 05

  Where am I gonna put my microphone?

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're making me mad, dude. He stepped on the wrong tile. Yeah, yeah, the wrong tile, dude. Alright, so, what I'm gonna say to you is this, okay? It's a very good point. Very, ooh la la, but, um... But here's the thing, is, it's not just stand-up we do. We do a complete second show. With, we do a game show with buttons, we have an awning, we have, you know what I mean? We have things going on. So, you know?

• 1:03:34Speaker 05

  Fair.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 1:03:35Speaker 05

  Okay, didn't consider that.

• 1:03:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so we do have things.

• 1:03:37Speaker 05

  No, it's such a spectacle.

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  It's a spectacle, dude, right? It's woulan rou.

• 1:03:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, razzle dazzle.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So, but when Carlos is there, when we show up, it's like, we get the stuff, and they're like, alright. And he goes, alright, let's take a gypsy cab. So we go out there with all the stuff, we wait for like an Uber or whatever, right? And in my mind, I'm like... Shouldn't there be a car right waiting? What do you think?

• 1:04:02Speaker 05

  It seems like what you're saying is Carlos is good at the hard stuff. Showing up when there's a random natural disaster.

• 1:04:09Speaker 02

  As a friend.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  As a friend.

• 1:04:12Speaker 05

  A dinner reservation, getting car, it's easy, it's a layup.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  Because he has so much other things he has to do for the show, like, you know what I mean? He's there at eight in the morning at the thing, just setting everything up.

• 1:04:24Speaker 05

  Maybe you get him a little help to do the layups.

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:04:28Speaker 00

  Like Jaime has an assistant now.

• 1:04:31Speaker 03

  I don't.

• 1:04:33Speaker 03

  I don't have an assistant. I'm Ralph's assistant.

• 1:04:37Bobby Lee?

  Do you have an assistant and be completely and utterly honest with me?

• 1:04:40Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  Then how do you know this?

• 1:04:42Speaker 00

  We both heard that.

• 1:04:44Bobby Lee?

  I did hear that, but I didn't believe it.

• 1:04:45Speaker 03

  Oh, I said that as a joke.

• 1:04:48Speaker 05

  What would you have your assistant do?

• 1:04:52Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 1:04:54Speaker 05

  Take notes.

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  They take the notes.

• 1:04:57Speaker 03

  Take the notes for me.

• 1:04:58Bobby Lee?

  From your thoughts. Yeah.

• 1:05:00Speaker 03

  Yeah. But I think, I don't know what Ralph would do if I screamed at him like that. Was he playing around or he's?

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  No, he was real. Oh yeah, so that's another good thing is that, what would Ralph do, you think?

• 1:05:11Speaker 03

  I don't know. Can I call him?

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, call him.

• 1:05:16Speaker 03

  Let's see what he would do.

• 1:05:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know Ralph Barbosa?

• 1:05:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I love him, very funny.

• 1:05:20Speaker 05

  He gave us Jaime.

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  He did give us Jaime.

• 1:05:23Speaker 05

  Without Ralph, there's no Jaime.

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  I know, dude.

• 1:05:25Speaker 05

  He ran.

• 1:05:28Speaker 02

  What do you have him?

• 1:05:29Speaker 03

  Hey. What's up? What you doing? Oh, I'm on my way to the park store. Oh, I'm on Tiger Belly with Bobby Lee and Josh Peck.

• 1:05:39Speaker 03

  Oh, nice. Uh, Josh is a fan of you.

• 1:05:41Speaker 00

  Okay, cool.

• 1:05:43Speaker 03

  Josh is a fan of you.

• 1:05:44Speaker 05

  Big fan. Hey Ralph, how are you?

• 1:05:49Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 1:05:49Speaker 00

  Close to the mic.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  Go to the mic, go to the mic. No, Jaime, the mic has to be at.

• 1:05:53Speaker 05

  Okay. Uh huh.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  Or ask a question.

• 1:06:01Speaker 03

  So Bobby, he had an incident in whatever, England, right?

• 1:06:06Speaker 06

  Sure.

• 1:06:07Speaker 03

  One of his tour managers screamed at him. And we're talking about like, what if I screamed at Ralph? And

• 1:06:13Bobby Lee?

  What would you do Ralph if, um, Hybe screamed at you?

• 1:06:16Speaker 04

  I respect Hybe when he screams at me.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  Whoa. Wow, wow.

• 1:06:23Speaker 03

  Well, it's because he, he didn't make dinner reservations and Bobby's like, I'm hungry. Right?

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well.

• 1:06:31Speaker 03

  Context clues.

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:33Speaker 03

  It's context.

• 1:06:35Speaker 06

  It's not.

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  That's not.

• 1:06:36Speaker 03

  Um, but yeah, they said, what would I, what would you do?

• 1:06:41Speaker 04

  I, every time, you've screamed at me before, every time you scream, it makes everybody laugh.

• 1:06:49Speaker 03

  Okay, that's not helping me. Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 1:06:52Speaker 04

  We, we like watching you break.

• 1:06:56Speaker 05

  Can you guys play out like, why don't you scream at Ralph? Let's, let's hear what it would sound like.

• 1:07:00Speaker 03

  Um.

• 1:07:01Speaker 04

  He just says the N word a lot.

• 1:07:05Speaker 03

  In Texas, though, in Texas.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, in Texas, with a twang. You do, you do with a twang, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:12Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  All right, anyway. Bye Ralph.

• 1:07:16Speaker 04

  Bye Bobby.

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  I love you, okay.

• 1:07:17Speaker 05

  Bye Ralph, love you.

• 1:07:19Speaker 04

  Love you.

• 1:07:20Speaker 03

  All right, dude.

• 1:07:23Speaker 03

  All right. That's my friend.

• 1:07:26Speaker 02

  Oh, that's cool. No wonder why you guys share a hotel room, you're besties.

• 1:07:31Bobby Lee?

  You can tell there's like a love there.

• 1:07:33Speaker 02

  Cause if you and Carlos shared a hotel room.

• 1:07:35Speaker 03

  Oh, God.

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. Oh, what do you mean?

• 1:07:38Speaker 06

  Somebody'd be dead.

• 1:07:39Speaker 03

  Someone's not.

• 1:07:40Speaker 06

  That would not.

• 1:07:40Speaker 02

  Someone would be getting like typhoid fever, hepatitis, like there'd be.

• 1:07:45Bobby Lee?

  No, go to, go on the mic real quick, I'm gonna, uh, like, George.

• 1:07:47Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  So I can hear you. Um. I disagree.

• 1:07:51Speaker 06

  You think it would be better if you and Carlos shared a room?

• 1:07:53Bobby Lee?

  No, I think that if we were forced to do it, but it would be, it wouldn't be healthy. For him and I would like, you know what I mean, we would scheme. Because we have a scheming relationship.

• 1:08:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:08:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:05Bobby Lee?

  Like, what do you want to do tonight? You know what I mean? Let's just walk down the street. You know what I mean? Yeah, you know, that kind of scheme. Nothing illegal.

• 1:08:12Speaker 05

  Maybe there's a camera in the clock radio.

• 1:08:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:15Speaker 05

  Breaking apart.

• 1:08:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  Or him and I would like, watch, like, laugh at YouTube videos all night long. You know what I mean?

• 1:08:20Speaker 05

  Oh, I can see that.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So there is a real deep friendship there. And you're right, Carl, you put it in the context. And, um, I think it took away some of my rage and my resentment.

• 1:08:32Speaker 02

  He's your friend.

• 1:08:33Bobby Lee?

  He's my friend. Yeah. I think you're right. And, you know, everyone here is my friend, I believe, you know? And we should put everything into context.

• 1:08:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:44Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think, Jaime?

• 1:08:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think so, too.

• 1:08:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:47Speaker 05

  You do?

• 1:08:48Bobby Lee?

  Do you?

• 1:08:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think so.

• 1:08:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:52Speaker 03

  Me and, uh, me and Ralph were like Drake and Josh.

• 1:08:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah? Who were, which one were you?

• 1:09:01Speaker 03

  Oh, the opposite. I used to be, I used to be skinny.

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, word?

• 1:09:06Speaker 03

  But then, like, kind of reversed.

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  You're skinny.

• 1:09:08Speaker 03

  No, I'm fat.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  Nah. No, you lost weight. You look great.

• 1:09:10Speaker 03

  You walked in, you said, dude, you're getting fat.

• 1:09:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't say, dude, what did I say? I go, is your head growing? That's completely different.

• 1:09:18Speaker 03

  My head's getting bigger?

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  No, I was kidding.

• 1:09:21Speaker 03

  Can your head get bigger?

• 1:09:22Speaker 02

  If your body gets, like, small, your head can look bigger, like a bobble head, yeah.

• 1:09:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think your head, I think you're right. I think the skull, you can't shrink the skull.

• 1:09:31Speaker 02

  You can, well, if you have hydrocephalus, your head can get bigger, yeah.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Like, if you had died and we, in a forest, and we found your skeleton, I'd be able to identify your body just based on your skull, I think.

• 1:09:40Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  I'd go, I think this is Jaime.

• 1:09:47Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:09:47Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  That's you and Ralph?

• 1:09:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:50Speaker 05

  That's cute.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's you?

• 1:09:52Speaker 03

  The mouth makes, yeah.

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  That's you?

• 1:09:54Speaker 03

  That's us. And then, uh, his little cousin.

• 1:09:57Speaker 02

  So cute.

• 1:09:58Bobby Lee?

  That really looks like, you can tell that's Ralph Bobo's son.

• 1:10:01Speaker 05

  I feel like you just said, trying to play Sonic.

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:06Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:10:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow, you guys have been friends that long. Amazing. How old again?

• 1:10:10Speaker 03

  Like, ten and eleven.

• 1:10:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god. Yeah, that'll never die. You know, yeah. That's amazing.

• 1:10:16Speaker 03

  It's fun.

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  And then, oh, and look at that. Wow.

• 1:10:20Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:10:22Bobby Lee?

  Do you still hang out with Drake a lot?

• 1:10:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're cool.

• 1:10:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But you guys have, let's have dinner.

• 1:10:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cool.

• 1:10:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, definitely.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  And if he goes to hardship, did he call you?

• 1:10:32Speaker 05

  I hope so, yeah.

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  But he has he?

• 1:10:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, now, especially more recently, I mean, he's been doing great, we're both doing great, so we just kinda,

• 1:10:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:40Speaker 05

  He's a dad, I'm a dad, so we just share a lot of that, like, great dad life stuff, you, you get it.

• 1:10:49Speaker 05

  Cause you're calling babies.

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  But I wanna, can I be honest with you?

• 1:10:55Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 1:10:56Bobby Lee?

  That was the first time, when I've been hanging out with your baby, I mean, this is the first time where I've literally thought, Maybe.

• 1:11:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:04Bobby Lee?

  I can see the joy in it, because you see the joy in their eyes.

• 1:11:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:10Bobby Lee?

  They're just like, you know what I mean, what is all this? Right? And then, you know, when he looked at me, when he looks at me now, he smiles, and he has so much joy, and I can see.

• 1:11:22Speaker 02

  No matter how fucked up your, like, life is happening, like, your career, whatever, whatever, like, when you get home and when you're in front of a child, you're forced to look at the world through their eyes. Like, you have no other way to exist than to look at the world the way they're seeing it, and everything is so pure, and it takes you out of the bullshit.

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna Steve Martin it.

• 1:11:44Speaker 05

  Later.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:11:45Speaker 05

  Do it late.

• 1:11:45Bobby Lee?

  Because what I'm doing right now is, cause I wanna get out.

• 1:11:48Speaker 02

  Cause my dad didn't have me until he was sixty, in his sixties.

• 1:11:51Bobby Lee?

  I had two.

• 1:11:52Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:11:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:53Speaker 02

  From old papa's.

• 1:11:54Bobby Lee?

  And look at what it came out.

• 1:11:55Speaker 05

  We're special, huh?

• 1:11:56Speaker 02

  We are.

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know, you know the one, Theo?

• 1:11:59Speaker 02

  Theo too.

• 1:12:00Bobby Lee?

  Theo's dad, it was super old.

• 1:12:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:02Bobby Lee?

  So that's what I'm gonna do.

• 1:12:03Speaker 05

  Old semen, man.

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so this is my goal, and you know, this is my, I've already mapped it out.

• 1:12:10Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:12:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna do this for maybe two or three more years, and then I'm out.

• 1:12:14Speaker 05

  Nah, you're not.

• 1:12:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm out. I can't do it anymore.

• 1:12:16Speaker 05

  What does out look like?

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I've been looking at Redfin, looking at properties somewhere else.

• 1:12:24Speaker 02

  I'm with ya, I'm with ya, brother.

• 1:12:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:26Speaker 02

  I'm with ya.

• 1:12:26Speaker 05

  It's like, I'm thinking Culver City.

• 1:12:31Speaker 07

  Burbank.

• 1:12:33Bobby Lee?

  You know, more like Victorville. Someone small, you know.

• 1:12:37Speaker 05

  Stockton.

• 1:12:38Bobby Lee?

  Stockton. No, I'm gonna go somewhere, and it's, I think it's, and my therapist says this is, um, me trying to escape my anxiety. But, um, I, I do look at property. And I wanna go somewhere far from here. Um, and I want to quit both podcasts.

• 1:12:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm being real. After two or three more years. And then, just kind of like, just do something else.

• 1:13:06Speaker 05

  Like what?

• 1:13:06Bobby Lee?

  I know, I don't know, like gardening?

• 1:13:09Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:13:09Bobby Lee?

  I've been looking that up, you know what I mean?

• 1:13:10Speaker 05

  No, you just like Stardew Valley.

• 1:13:14Bobby Lee?

  That's gardening.

• 1:13:15Speaker 05

  Okay, got it.

• 1:13:15Bobby Lee?

  That's gardening.

• 1:13:16Speaker 05

  Sorry.

• 1:13:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:17Speaker 05

  It's on the iPad.

• 1:13:17Bobby Lee?

  No, but, no, I think there's something about Stardew where I'm like, I would like to garden.

• 1:13:21Speaker 02

  I think you'd be so good at it.

• 1:13:22Bobby Lee?

  I think I'd be good. It's something to focus on. I also wanna do, um, I'm gonna get beard implants, I don't care what anyone says.

• 1:13:29Speaker 05

  Cool.

• 1:13:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But will I regret getting beard implants, be honest with me?

• 1:13:34Speaker 02

  Um, I think it's gonna

• 1:13:35Bobby Lee?

  Like I'm shaving it, I'm like, what?

• 1:13:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, cuz like you're gonna start getting ingrown hairs, that like little pimples that pop, and like, it's just, I think you, you look, you know, just enjoy what you have.

• 1:13:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:13:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, my, my partner is like very bearded, and you get a lot of just shit. You gotta deal with the beard, it's another thing you have to like tend to.

• 1:13:56Speaker 05

  I don't like it.

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't like it?

• 1:13:58Speaker 05

  I got a lot.

• 1:13:58Bobby Lee?

  You got a lot?

• 1:13:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:13:59Bobby Lee?

  You don't, you, you would, but you can grow a nice beard.

• 1:14:02Speaker 05

  It grows thick.

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:03Speaker 05

  And gray.

• 1:14:04Speaker 02

  And gray?

• 1:14:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:14:06Bobby Lee?

  You like a beard?

• 1:14:07Speaker 05

  Gray.

• 1:14:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, but I never, I don't like shaving, I just like buzzing it. If I had to shave.

• 1:14:11Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying is, grow it.

• 1:14:13Speaker 02

  Long.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  Long.

• 1:14:14Speaker 02

  Like Confucius.

• 1:14:15Speaker 06

  It's itchy.

• 1:14:15Bobby Lee?

  Like Confucius. It's itchy?

• 1:14:17Speaker 06

  Oh, if you grow it too long, yeah.

• 1:14:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck, maybe I won't then.

• 1:14:20Speaker 05

  It's a lot.

• 1:14:20Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 1:14:21Speaker 05

  I was in an acting workshop with a kid who had just gotten eyebrow and beard implants.

• 1:14:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:29Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 1:14:30Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:14:31Speaker 05

  And he was like, this is gonna do it.

• 1:14:34Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 1:14:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:14:35Bobby Lee?

  He did a unibrow?

• 1:14:37Speaker 05

  He was like, callback season.

• 1:14:39Bobby Lee?

  No, you, it's so funny that people do that, that it's gonna help.

• 1:14:42Speaker 05

  He, it was, he wanted a little more robust.

• 1:14:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:46Speaker 05

  He was kind of patchy and he wanted thicker brows and he looked good.

• 1:14:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:14:51Bobby Lee?

  That's another thing about acting is, um, cause as, as comedians, there's gotta be a point where you say to somebody, it's enough.

• 1:15:02Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 1:15:03Bobby Lee?

  It's not, I don't think it's gonna happen.

• 1:15:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:15:05Bobby Lee?

  Do you do that? Because Mitzi Schur always had a, um, sign on her desk. It is a sin to support mediocrity.

• 1:15:13Speaker 02

  Or you have Joan Rivers, you gotta keep standing in the rain.

• 1:15:16Bobby Lee?

  That's another, yeah, there's a duality there.

• 1:15:19Speaker 02

  Till in her 50s, right?

• 1:15:21Bobby Lee?

  But she was always working.

• 1:15:22Speaker 02

  She was, but it's like, you know, who are you to be the shot caller of someone's dreams? If they wanna keep chasing it, that's not for you to tell them to sit back down. It's, you know, that's not our job.

• 1:15:34Bobby Lee?

  But, but can I ask you this, a question, just a philosophical one?

• 1:15:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:15:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if it is, but, um, if you know and everyone knows that this person, like as a stand-up especially, like this guy's not funny at all. He never, doesn't do, do well.

• 1:15:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:15:47Bobby Lee?

  Even then, stand out in the rain?

• 1:15:48Speaker 02

  But is he, does he bring him joy? Does he, is he fulfilled? Does he like the camaraderie of the?

• 1:15:53Bobby Lee?

  Do Khalyla, I don't know, man. He's insane.

• 1:15:56Speaker 02

  It's just like, you gotta chase, you know, what fills you up, right? If, if now, if he's neglecting a whole family and not putting food on the table and he's a, he's, he's an angry man, I would be like, yo, like, I think it's done. I think you're done here. But if you see him fulfilled and he's a good dad and things are, it's, it's fine. We don't get to call the shots on that.

• 1:16:15Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I agree. Who cares?

• 1:16:19Speaker 02

  Who cares?

• 1:16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It could be, it's, you know, you know, I hate when comics complain about actors that do stand-up.

• 1:16:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:26Bobby Lee?

  What is this guy? You know what I mean? Like, what do you care?

• 1:16:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:16:29Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? What, what, does it, you know, you're fine.

• 1:16:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:32Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't affect you, you know?

• 1:16:34Speaker 02

  It's a very insecure take.

• 1:16:35Bobby Lee?

  So I think you, I think you just changed my mind. Ah.

• 1:16:39Speaker 02

  I finally got a fly.

• 1:16:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, I've read, counted eight or nine already.

• 1:16:45Speaker 02

  You're the dying person, not me.

• 1:16:47Speaker 05

  What do you think of comedians who become popular and they get into acting, but they're kind of like, "What I do works. Like, I don't need to train, I don't need to do any classes or anything." Like, "I'm, I'm good, ready to go in this different thing."

• 1:17:00Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, I, I, and I don't want to get specific at all. I think that, um, it is a completely different craft.

• 1:17:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:17:09Bobby Lee?

  It really is, because when I'm acting, I don't feel like, when I do podcasting or stand-up, it's, I'm literally focused and like, you know what I mean? What is my character trying to get out of the scene? You know, what is my motivation here? And all that stuff. And just also memorizing the lines and then just kind of having in the back. There are just so many different things you have to learn. Also, like, what a mark is, you know what I mean? Also, um, you know, um, there's just all these technical things. You know the technical stuff.

• 1:17:37Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 1:17:38Bobby Lee?

  Now it's like, I know what it is. So, you know, I do. I like, you know, when Jenna Fisher yelled at me because I was doing, um... Candy Crush or something? Yeah, I was doing Candy Crush on her reverse.

• 1:17:49Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 1:17:50Bobby Lee?

  Because I had already memorized the lines and she was like, doing the scene and the camera's on her. I was playing Candy Crush and she lost her mind.

• 1:17:58Speaker 05

  Oh, tell us. I know this story, but...

• 1:18:00Bobby Lee?

  No, wait, tell us. I just said she lost her mind. There's no other...

• 1:18:04Speaker 05

  Like, what did that look like? Like, are we talking about, um...

• 1:18:06Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck, Bobby? Yeah, why?

• 1:18:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:10Bobby Lee?

  Would you be mad if we were in a movie? I know my lines. All you have to do is look at my head.

• 1:18:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:15Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I'm just like, "Yeah, and that's what he said, Frank."

• 1:18:17Speaker 05

  It's, that's crazy sauce. It's wild.

• 1:18:20Bobby Lee?

  Do these, these are your lines?

• 1:18:21Speaker 05

  Oh, my, my...

• 1:18:22Bobby Lee?

  It is, it is crazy sauce, Frank.

• 1:18:24Speaker 05

  Hey, Bobby?

• 1:18:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's up?

• 1:18:27Speaker 05

  Can we just take a quick... Can we just cut for a second?

• 1:18:30Bobby Lee?

  Why? The first take was great.

• 1:18:32Speaker 05

  Dude.

• 1:18:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 1:18:34Speaker 05

  You gotta look at me.

• 1:18:34Bobby Lee?

  You gotta, you gotta.

• 1:18:35Speaker 05

  You gotta look at me. Oh, are we doing this?

• 1:18:38Bobby Lee?

  Doing what? You gotta, you gotta.

• 1:18:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, what are you...

• 1:18:41Bobby Lee?

  If there was a tennis ball there, dude, you can do it.

• 1:18:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, I could.

• 1:18:44Bobby Lee?

  You know what? Here, here, here's the good news. I'm here.

• 1:18:47Speaker 05

  That is good, isn't it?

• 1:18:48Bobby Lee?

  That's the good news.

• 1:18:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's fun.

• 1:18:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:50Speaker 05

  I'm glad you're crushing it on your online game, but right here, right now, we're doing this.

• 1:18:54Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 1:18:55Speaker 05

  So let's be brave, let's be nuts, and maybe just try.

• 1:18:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:19:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:19:00Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 1:19:01Speaker 05

  Acting's fun, right?

• 1:19:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, go ahead.

• 1:19:03Speaker 00

  And action.

• 1:19:05Speaker 05

  Hey, um, are we gonna go to the circus later, or?

• 1:19:08Bobby Lee?

  We're going to the circus later, yeah, right.

• 1:19:11Speaker 05

  I'm gonna get you fired.

• 1:19:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? That would get, that would, with our relationship, that would do it.

• 1:19:25Speaker 05

  With our rela-, you would never do that.

• 1:19:27Bobby Lee?

  I do it all the time, what are you talking about? No, I know, you're right, I don't.

• 1:19:30Speaker 05

  You can mess around, but you would-

• 1:19:32Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, you know, when I did-

• 1:19:32Speaker 05

  I know you.

• 1:19:33Speaker 00

  We got a hard out.

• 1:19:33Bobby Lee?

  I know he's got a hard out. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

• 1:19:39Speaker 05

  Don't worry about it, you know.

• 1:19:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we're on a roll, bud.

• 1:19:42Speaker 00

  He's got his daughter with him.

• 1:19:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. Where's your daughter at?

• 1:19:45Speaker 05

  No, he's at a preschool.

• 1:19:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, fine.

• 1:19:47Speaker 05

  They keep him till four.

• 1:19:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, we're good.

• 1:19:50Speaker 05

  No, no rush, no rush.

• 1:19:51Bobby Lee?

  So, um, just, let me just resolve this. Can we resolve the firing?

• 1:19:56Speaker 00

  The improv, yeah.

• 1:19:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's resolve this.

• 1:19:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'll take, I'll pick it back up. I'm gonna get you fired.

• 1:20:02Bobby Lee?

  Um, Dave? Yeah. Can we, I wanna have another conversation with Joshua quick, okay?

• 1:20:06Speaker 05

  Thanks.

• 1:20:09Bobby Lee?

  I was just kidding.

• 1:20:10Speaker 05

  Okay, well-

• 1:20:11Bobby Lee?

  Let's do it again.

• 1:20:12Speaker 05

  Great, let's do it again.

• 1:20:12Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 1:20:13Speaker 00

  All right, back to one. Ready, and action.

• 1:20:15Speaker 05

  So are we gonna go to the circus later?

• 1:20:18Bobby Lee?

  Yes, Frank.

• 1:20:19Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:20:19Bobby Lee?

  We are going to the circus.

• 1:20:22Speaker 05

  All right. See, can we cut?

• 1:20:24Speaker 00

  Uh, yeah, that was-

• 1:20:29Bobby Lee?

  We're going to the circus, Frank!

• 1:20:30Speaker 00

  Oh my god, Josh Peck made him cry.

• 1:20:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what's up, what's up?

• 1:20:34Speaker 05

  Did you have three or four trazodone last night? I just wanna, are you snorting the trazodone?

• 1:20:37Bobby Lee?

  Uh, it's not, yeah, I'm good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but anyway.

• 1:20:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:20:41Bobby Lee?

  Uh, did we get it? It's your lines, dude, I'm not on screen.

• 1:20:45Speaker 00

  Oh, that was, that was a master.

• 1:20:47Bobby Lee?

  That was the master? That was the why?

• 1:20:49Speaker 00

  That was the why.

• 1:20:49Bobby Lee?

  I do Obolton-

• 1:20:50Speaker 00

  You did all that-

• 1:20:51Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know it was the why, though! That was his close up. Oh, fuck, my bad, dude.

• 1:20:55Speaker 05

  He went up to me the whole time.

• 1:20:57Bobby Lee?

  Alright, let's do it wide, go ahead.

• 1:20:58Speaker 00

  Add action.

• 1:20:59Speaker 05

  Hey, we going to the circus?

• 1:21:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we going to the circus, Frank. It's your birthday, dude.

• 1:21:02Speaker 05

  Fuck, yeah, let's go.

• 1:21:03Bobby Lee?

  Alright, let's go.

• 1:21:04Speaker 00

  And cut, amazing, we got it.

• 1:21:05Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright, anyway.

• 1:21:07Speaker 05

  See how good that fucking felt?

• 1:21:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:21:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wait until it's your coverage.

• 1:21:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, wait.

• 1:21:12Bobby Lee?

  So you have nothing to promote?

• 1:21:14Speaker 05

  I have the Good Guys podcast.

• 1:21:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a great podcast. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I already get it.

• 1:21:18Speaker 05

  I'm gonna know a show on Amazon that comes out at the end of the year.

• 1:21:20Bobby Lee?

  What's it called?

• 1:21:21Speaker 05

  It's the second season. I don't know if I'm allowed to say it.

• 1:21:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, don't, don't say it.

• 1:21:25Speaker 05

  It's called Cross. Second season of Cross.

• 1:21:28Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, watch that, reoccur on that.

• 1:21:30Speaker 05

  Guys podcast.

• 1:21:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Give him a round of applause, Justin.