121: A Very Chungus Christmas

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Brittany Broski?

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• 0:44Speaker 02

  Direct from the Broski Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California, this is The Broski Report with your host, Brittany Broski.

• 0:53Brittany Broski?

  Recording, recording, recording, recording. I will record the podcast.

• 1:07Brittany Broski?

  Now, consider yourself recorded.

• 1:16Brittany Broski?

  Going back to Honolulu just to get that Maui Wowie. That Maui Wowie. That Maui Wowie.

• 1:28Brittany Broski?

  Hey, guys, I've had 2.125 Red Bulls. Going back to Honolulu just to get that, that Maui Wowie. That Maui Wowie. That Maui Wowie. Turns out that Maui Wowie, a yeast infection. Hey, guys, welcome back to The Broski Report, starring me, your host. This is yeast. How the fuck? Yeast infection is so fucking gross, bitch. That is so, that's like nasty. Like...

• 2:03Brittany Broski?

  Like, how are you 28 with a yeast infection? Like, fucking figure it out! Ew! Taylor was here over the weekend. Bestie Tato, if you must know. Tato was here over the weekend and I was like, "I have yeast infection." And she was like, "Ew, bitch." And I started doing this. Like kneading on her, like kneading dough like cats do. She was like, "Are you baking bread?" Ew! Ew! You have to laugh through the pain. You have to laugh through the itchiness and strangely colored urine, okay? "Are you baking bread?" Yeah, that's the funniest thing I've ever fucking heard, okay? Whatever.

• 2:47Brittany Broski?

  So I think about the Instagram meme a lot of girls that pee, girls that piss, okay? And how it's like, you know, a girl's girl, a bra girl. Like, a bra girl is somehow worse than a pick me. If you're a bra girl... That's such a stupid name.

• 3:10Brittany Broski?

  You're a bra 6'7" chopped unk girl. And you know what? Yeah. You're literally a chunk girl, chopped and unk. It's giving chunk.

• 3:24Brittany Broski?

  There's this TikTok. I am giggly today, y'all. There's this TikTok of this girl I follow. I can't remember her name, but she said, "Talking with straight men is so fucking boring." Like, y'all don't laugh at, like, y'all's sense of humor are so... You know, it's like, their walls are so high up that she was saying something. And she says something like, "It's giving tea, it's giving body," or like, "It's giving cunt." And then the straight guy said, "Chill." Or like, oh, now what did he say? She said, she said, the straight guy was like, "Ay, yo." She said, "It never gave ay, yo."

• 4:07Brittany Broski?

  "It never gave ay, yo."

• 4:11Brittany Broski?

  It's true. It's true. Like, fucking get with the program. Okay, guys, going back to Maui Wowie just to get that yeast infection. Here is what I am talking about today. The truth and the light is my new favorite Red Bull flavor is the Fuji Apple and Ginger. Okay, I read that on the outside. I said, what the fuck is this? Ginger? I don't want ginger beer at 6:00 a.m. in the morning. I thought that's what it was gonna give. It never gave A.O.

• 4:41Brittany Broski?

  Um, Fuji Apple and Ginger, I'm really, really, really rocking with that. Blueberry to me is still number one. Blueberry, no one is eclipsing you, Blueberry Red Bull. I love you, Blueberry Red Bull. Fuji Apple comes pretty close, okay? That's very, very delicious to me. Now, this morning, I've already pounded a Fuji Apple and then also a strawberry and apricot. I drank that shit so fast, I don't even remember what it tastes like. Now I'm working on a tropical, guys, I got about five hours of sleep last night. Barely, okay, because I do this fun thing where I wake up every two hours to pee. And don't, don't, here come the doctors in the comments. Yes, I have insomnia. Yes, I've tried all the bullshit. Yes, I've tried melatonin.

• 5:25Brittany Broski?

  Yes, I know that if you take too much melatonin, it can keep you up. I fucking know. I know all of it. Nothing short of a fucking narcotic can put me out. I'm serious. I've tried edibles to try to put me to bed. That shit makes me really sleepy. I fall asleep and then I wake up and I feel like someone hit me over the head with a mallet. Like, someone dropped a piano on my fucking head. And then I get up and I'm like a slinky and my teeth are piano keys. Like, that's how I feel waking up after having taken an edible to go to sleep. I feel like that fucking bonk meme with the mallet and like all my teeth spread out like this. And I'm like, there's birds flying around me.

• 6:08Brittany Broski?

  Bro, taking an edible to go to bed? You have to be like, like, hey, it's not that serious. You know what I mean? But sometimes it is like, bitch, I just want to go to bed. And you know what recently I've been um, super into is here in Los Angeles, America, they sell THC drinks. And you want to know? The first time I had one of these was actually in Maine. I went on a girl's trip to Maine. Y'all remember I spoke about that a few weeks ago? Life changing. Because I knew you be.

• 6:54Brittany Broski?

  Because when we were in Maine, we went to, they sell weed there. I didn't know y'all had weed up in Maine. I, I guess I just thought it was a bunch of like moose up in Maine. Because that's basically Canada, right? It's like Canada, Newfoundland, everyone's walking around in snowshoes, like eating raw lobster. That's what I thought, that's what I thought. Oh, what up there? You guys are so normal. And by the way, swallow. And by the way, if there's mucus in your throat, just go ahead and swallow for me. Thank you. Yeah, people in Maine are chill as fuck. There's just, I love a small town. We were in Georgetown, Maine, just a small, slow town. Right? It was given Radiator Springs of the Northeast. Northeast Radiator Springs.

• 7:38Brittany Broski?

  We went into this one weed store and I found this drink. God, I wish I remember the brand. Because, hey, send me a gajillion of them, please. Cinnamon apple. It was cinnamon cider apple THC drink. It was basically like a cider uh, soda. It did not taste like weed at all. Bitch, I drank the whole thing and I was

• 8:04Brittany Broski?

  like a cartoon character drunk. So stupid. I genuinely was like, have you ever been on the Pirates of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney? Where you're literally on a boat and you're going through this little pirate town. And everyone, all the like mateys and shit and all the winches with their boobs up to their neck are all like and everyone's like, you know, the animatronics are doing this and they're on the like barrels of whiskey and beer and everyone's just drunk. It's debauchery. That's how I felt off the cinnamon apple drink. I was

• 8:43Brittany Broski?

  Meister Schmidt. The little tubby chunk, the little tubby chopped unk one from Peter Pan.

• 9:10Brittany Broski?

  Okay, here's what we're gonna talk about today. Actually, that I wasn't done talking about that weed drink. It was so good. And I'm like, oh, this was the same to go to bed. The drink, and this is what the guy at the weed store told me. And by the way, my rash is coming back. I feel it. Peri-oral dermatitis, if you bitches must fucking know. The guy at the weed store said, these drinks absorb faster. This is like tweaker shit. The drinks absorb faster because they go into your bloodstream instead of your stomach lining. Hey, I didn't need to know that. Hey, just sell me the like candy drink and don't, please don't tell me that. Because then, because now I'm high and nervous. It's in my fucking blood.

• 9:55Brittany Broski?

  There's apple, there's apple red forty in my blood. That's why my blood is red to red forty. Why? Okay, I was gonna Google something, but I'm actually proud of myself because I think I know the answer. Why are my veins blue if my blood is red? And it's because it hasn't been exposed to oxygen, right? Let's double check. Why blue vein and red blood? If blood is red, why do veins look bluish? Due to an optical illusion from how light interacts with your skin? Fuck off, AI overview. We're going to livescience.com. It's a common misconception that oxygen poor blood is blue. It's commonly said that oxygen rich blood is red while oxygen poor blood is blue. But is that true?

• 10:38Brittany Broski?

  In a word, no. Blood is always red. Every molecule of hemoglobin, a protein in red blood cells that carries oxygen, contains four atoms of iron, which reflect red light and so give our blood the red color. The shade of red changes depending on the level of oxygen in the blood. Okay, the shade of red. When the hemoglobin picks up oxygen in the lungs, the blood is a bright cherry red as it heads into the arteries and out to the tissues around your body. But on the return trip to the lungs, after the blood cells have delivered the oxygen to tissues throughout the body, the deoxygenated blood flowing through veins is a much darker red. What and why is it blue in my skin?

• 11:20Brittany Broski?

  Fingertips appear pink because the vessels are so much closer to the surface than a vein. But there's also veins in my hand.

• 11:29Speaker 03

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• 12:03Speaker 04

  That last year, finishing that record was the hardest experience of my life, regardless of how everyone else buys into this. I believe in this and I'm gonna push.

• 12:15Speaker 03

  To rising stars like Alex Warren.

• 12:18Speaker 05

  You know, a song is a story and the verse is setting the scene. And for me, at least, it's allowing me to be personal and vulnerable with the audience, whether it's about my wife and I'm being vulnerable about her or it's about, you know, my parents and I'm being vulnerable to them. And it's almost like a cinematic piece in a way where each song tells that beautiful story.

• 12:36Speaker 03

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• 12:48Speaker 00

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• 13:19Brittany Broski?

  Oh my god, I have to tell y'all. I saw a psychic, another one, a palm reader. Did I tell you this? She looked at my lifeline and she said, "I'm gonna have a long life with a bunch of different, like, career, whatever." And I don't know if this bitch was just spinning me, okay? I don't know if she was winding me up, babe. She might have been winding me up, might make me look like a fucking mug. She pointed to my palm and she said, "Look how long this is, and there's three different branches off of it." And I was like, "What the hell does that mean?" And she was like, "You're gonna have a long life and a long career, and you're only on this one. You're only on this first branch." And I said, "How do you know that?" But then, in the moment, because I had had two margaritas,

• 14:02Brittany Broski?

  I was like, "Holy shit, she's right. Holy shit. First branch." And then she said, "This is my..." I don't remember.

• 14:18Brittany Broski?

  She said, "This is my..." I don't know. That was the only one that I remember because I was like, "What the, bruh?" Being a bruh girl is worse than being a pick me. And I hate to say that. Because what do you mean, bruh girl? I'd like to read the definition of what a bruh girl is. Bruh girl, meaning... Bruh girl, Urban Dictionary. Girls who don't like those cheesy messages, like, "Good morning, beautiful," or "I hope you have an amazing day, princess." They prefer to be sarcastic and joke around. They would rather a guy say, "What up, stupid?"

• 14:56Brittany Broski?

  "Hey, what?" "He called me baby girl." Ew. Okay, get the bruh girl mug. I'm okay. Bruh girl, that one girl who just says "bruh" in response to almost anything.

• 15:14Brittany Broski?

  She's typically a part of the boys. She prefers insults slash saltiness over cheesy shit most of the time. She's typically hashed, or quote, "really fucking done with your bullshit." Is closely related and probably friends with a bro girl. National Bruh Girl Day is June 16th. Wow. Bruh girl, that archetypal girl who, other than always saying "bra", is often very blunt and unpolished in her communication style, favoring real talk over girl talk. They generally do not care much about feelings and would rather point out the cold truth than to gloss it up with positivity. Very rebellious, cusses naturally like a sailor, does not care about social etiquette at all.

• 15:56Brittany Broski?

  If in a relationship, bruh girls will give off the impression it's a love-hate one. Bitch, bruh girl, sunshine, gloomy sunshine, what's that called? Come on, where are the Wattpad A03 girls? What's that called? Grumpy sunshine trope? Isn't that it? Where one of them's like, "hump", and the other one's like, "ding", it's like the little, the little like, shine star sound effect?

• 16:25Brittany Broski?

  You guys don't get me. But maybe you do.

• 16:30Brittany Broski?

  With regards to Myers-Briggs personality types, bruh girls are mostly, most likely either an ISTP, ESTP, or in some cases, INFP. I'm an ENFJ. So I'm free. I'm free and clear. Hey, what's up with that girl who always exchanges insults with her peers and has some sort of bone to pick? Oh, that's just a bruh girl. Being salty and sarcastic is her thing. Bruh.

• 17:01Brittany Broski?

  Bruh. Okay.

• 17:04Brittany Broski?

  Why are veins blue? Why are veins blue? The darker deoxygenated blood appears bluish or green. Ew, so that's just really dark blood? That's gonna make me freak out. Whoa. Deoxygenated, de- deoxygenated blood is actually dark red, but the optical effect makes it seem blue, especially with lighter skin tones or shallower veins. Shallow veins. I'm off the deep end, watching the diamond. Deoxygenated blood. Alright, let's talk about Christmas.

• 17:49Brittany Broski?

  Guys, two favorite Christmas songs ever. I think I say this every year. My number one ever favorite Christmas song ever of all time, 100% is "Happy, happy, wonderful Christmas day. The pine is up, summer's here. Only comes time of year and be waving." That's my favorite Christmas song ever, okay? Paul McCharmly. Paul McCharmly. Um, by the way, very excited to see Paul Meskell as Paul McCartney. I'm very excited to see, because I know that bitch is a Beatle maniac. He's, he's a Beatle head. I'm very excited to see what he brings to the table. Because I'm a connoisseur of Beatle media.

• 18:32Brittany Broski?

  The movie Yesterday, Nowhere Boy, obviously. I've seen all the actual Beatles movies. Hard Day's Night. My copy of Hard Day's Night, the movie, I wore that bitch into the fucking ground. It's literally like shards of a DVD at this point. I replay, replay, replay, replay. When I was in high school, I would literally, my routine was come home from school every day and put it on. It was like a comfort watch before I knew what a comfort watch was. To the point where I memorized it, that whole scene where they're all in the train car with Paul's grandfather. "That's me grandfather. Well, everyone's entitled to, aren't they? That's my other one." That was so funny to me. I think that that, honestly, if you're looking for a kind of cross-section

• 19:18Brittany Broski?

  of, or a sample of like British humor. Granted, this was in the 60s. That to me is so indicative of the British sense of humor. Everything's said very seriously and very dry, but they're joking. Like, they're piss takers. They love to take the piss. I love to take the fucking piss, don't they? In it. So, that to me was my first exposure. Also, I think, growing up, I was so addicted to the 60s. Like, I loved the 50s, the 60s. I used to dress like this in high school. We'll put up a picture. I would wear this bullshit to school. And good, because here's the thing, I never gave a fuck.

• 20:02Brittany Broski?

  I never gave a fuck. I would wear a bold red lip, a Pamela Anderson, Bridget Bardot updo, and a fucking polka dot halter dress to school. 6:30 a.m. in the morning, I'm full glam. I don't give a fuck. Oh, my god, I used to love Clarks, the shoe brand. Clarks made such comfortable, Oxford's. Oxford's are brogs. They made Oxford's, and I was addicted to Oxford's before I realized, oh, this is like, you look like a 65-year-old male professor. I don't give a fuck. I loved Oxford's. That was, it was the time. Like, I would do skinny jeans with the button up, like, very Eleanor, Eleanor Calder. Very Louis Tomlinson's ex-girlfriend, right? I was addicted to her style.

• 20:48Brittany Broski?

  But then I put my own spin on it, because at this time, I loved the Beatles. I love Marilyn Monroe. I loved Elvis. I loved the Beach Boys. Bitch, I was addicted to the Beach Boys. I loved the mamas and papas. And then it started to kind of morph into this, I had a real appreciation for the late 60s, and then the 70s. I kind of skipped the 80s a little bit. Actually, no, that's a lie. I skipped the 90s. I, I don't really... Okay, I was born in 1997. I don't, the 90s never spoke to me from an aesthetic perspective. Like, the grunge. And some of you might be thinking, okay, well, a year and a half ago, or maybe two years ago, when I was going really through my sleep token phase. I, I'm choosing not to acknowledge that.

• 21:31Brittany Broski?

  I'm choosing not to acknowledge that I, I was grunged for about 30 minutes. I really loved the 60s, okay? Like, early 60s fashion. I think it's so flattering. I was addicted to it. I would dress up. At school, my favorite pair of shoes were these ankle booties that were Oxford's with a heel, like a chunky heel. And I wore them bitches into the ground. I'd wear a pencil skirt, and I'd wear suspenders, and I'd wear those Oxford. Girl, you couldn't tell me shit. I never gave a fuck. I've always been doing me. I have been doing me since I was born, bitch. You can't tell me anything. If I like it, I'm gonna wear it.

• 22:13Speaker 03

  Hey, I'm Nile Rodgers, producer, songwriter, guitarist, and co-founder of the group Chic. A great song has a way of defining a moment, a moment of joy, heartbreak, or anything in between. This fall, I'll be driving across the country, dropping in on some of the coolest, most fascinating artists working today. We'll go deep into their lives and careers and hear what it was like before the moment that made them. From hitmakers like Miguel...

• 22:47Speaker 04

  That last year, finishing that record was the hardest experience of my life. Regardless of how everyone else buys into this, I believe in this and I'm gonna push.

• 22:58Speaker 03

  To rising stars like Alex Warren.

• 23:01Speaker 05

  You know, a song is a story, and the verse is setting the scene. And for me, at least, it's allowing me to be personal and vulnerable with the audience, whether it's about my wife and I'm being vulnerable about her, or it's about, you know, my parents and I'm being vulnerable to them. And it's almost like a cinematic piece in a way where each song tells that beautiful story.

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• 25:09Brittany Broski?

  So, "Hard Day's Night" for me was an exploration of, because you know, they're talking colloquially and also in reference to things that were relevant at the time. So when they say things like Betty Grable, or when they talk about "that bird on the telly, she's dead grotty," like things like that, I was like, I would absorb all of those words and those phrases and sayings and the people, and those became my, like, contemporary perspective into culture. It was crazy for like a year, maybe two years in high school and late middle school.

• 25:52Brittany Broski?

  Like, I only gave a fuck about people from the 60s, and then like Justin Bieber, and also One Direction. So that to me was a very special time and I don't think, the Beatles have stuck with me for a long, long, long, long, long time. Because then you start to get into, you know, you leave the boy band nature of it, like Hard Day's Night and even Help. Oh, I loved the movie Help. I loved Help, but to me, Hard Day's Night was like the movie. Cause that felt more like day in my life. That is what it is. Like, uh, Help was a more scripted plot of a movie. Versus Hard Day's Night, you're just following the Beatles around while they do whatever.

• 26:33Brittany Broski?

  Then you have like Yellow Submarine, then you have Magical Mystery Tour. Those are a bit more, I do love Yellow Submarine. I was addicted to it for a long time. I had all the merchandise. I had the socks with the Yellow Submarine. I still want a tattoo. And I need to figure out what it is, but you know, the famous drawing, the animation of them, the four of them in the portholes on the submarine. And it's their little caricatures. I want that right here and I've wanted it right here for a long time. But I'm like, a color tattoo right there where I'm always leaning against shit and like, I feel like healing, that would be such a bitch. I need to really think about what I want the Beatles tattoo to be. That's why I haven't gotten it for a long time. But thank fuck I got this huge ass Rolling Stones lips that I'm way too big, whatever.

• 27:19Brittany Broski?

  Can't take it back, it's on me forever. Beatles, I'm excited to see what they do with the Beatles movie because obviously when you're touching IP and musical, like royalty like that, you gotta do it right. And I hope that it wasn't just this like, here's four relevant white guys, let's make a Beatles movie. Like I hope that it's really done well because my ass will be sat in that fucking chair at the local AMC. I'm very excited for that. Anyway, why did I start talking about the Beatles? Oh, Paul McChamley, Paul Meskell. Maybe I just, maybe I was just talking about Paul Meskell. I do that sometimes.

• 28:03Brittany Broski?

  Oh, my favorite Christmas song. My other favorite Christmas song is "War Is Over" by John Lennon. I don't think it's any, uh, surprise or shock there that my two favorite Christmas songs are by two separate Beatles. I do love "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" by Brenda Lee as well. I do love that one. Anytime that one comes on, I'm like, "It's Christmas!" Like, that's just a happy one versus some of the other Christmas songs can be like, "Oh, my fucking god, we got it, we got it." I like that one and I love any Elvis Christmas. I do, I do listen to Elvis Christmas and I do love Frank Sinatra Christmas and Dean Martin Christmas. And of course, like Michael Buble, yeah, I guess love. Like, he's kind of a, he's always gonna be on that damn playlist.

• 28:48Brittany Broski?

  But for me, I like the more, I guess, stylistic or, or just campy. I was talking about this with my friend the other day where I was like, my ideal Christmas is this, like, super colorful, super warm, everything's like, almost maximalist. It's like, the plaid with the checkered, like, everything's the tartan. I like multi-colored lights. I like things with Santa print, like, wrapping paper with Santa printed on it. I like Snoopy wrapping paper. I like just the really kitschy, on-the-nose hallmark, not even hallmark, like, what would you call that?

• 29:32Brittany Broski?

  I just love shit that's like, a little cartoonish, but also deeply, like, almost Norman Rockwell Santa Coca-Cola painting, 1950s, 60s Christmas, almost. Like, that's with a mixture of like, late 90s, early 2000s, just warm suburban Christmas. Like, those two blended together, oh, wow. And while I do have a deep appreciation for like, a Ralph Lauren Christmas, okay? Yeah, I like every one of those fucking TikToks that come across my feed because that takes such an eye and such a like, "Yeah, girl, that's a design choice." Versus for me, I'm like, "I want

• 30:13Brittany Broski?

  it to be happy! I want it to be multi-colored lights everywhere!" I think that the Ralph Lauren Christmas, one day, I'll get there one day, okay? I, the way I do my Christmas tree, mismatched ornaments everywhere. Every ornament, ornaments and fridge magnets are two souvenirs that I try to get from every place that I go. Every place that I visit. Cause for me, a Christmas tree is a fun opportunity to showcase all the things you've done in your life. And I only do that because that's how my parents did it. Like it's so fun every year hanging like, here's our parents' first anniversary ornament. Here's like, when Jett was born, oh, remember he was fucking 10 pounds, big ass, fat ass baby?

• 30:57Brittany Broski?

  Like hang that on the tree, you know, and it's a little baby picture of him. Like it's fun to fight over who gets to hang which ornament every year. So I really enjoy that and creating that tradition, recreating that tradition for myself in my own home is really fun. And also, like, for example, on this Maine trip I just went on with my girls, we each got the same matching felt lobster Christmas ornament. And we all put our initials on every one. And then I put like 2025 Maine on the bottom. It's shit like that where I'm like, oh yeah, that was awesome. I want it to be a kind of living scrapbook. I just think that's so, any, any opportunity to do that in my life, to constantly be remembering and reflecting on how fun

• 31:41Brittany Broski?

  and like how blessed I am is, is, I would much rather have that, like it be absolutely chock full of memories versus, you know, some aesthetic Christmas. I don't know, is that corny? I love it. I love, I love the multicolored lights and I do gold garland all around the tree and like a spiral upward. And then usually I have a Christmas topper. This year it's Glep from Smiling Friends with a Santa hat on with an Irish passport. I'll put a picture up here. That's what's on the top of my Christmas tree right now is actually gonna be Glep. And Stanley got that for me. Thank you, Stanley. So yeah, that's my Christmas. I also have a really skinny Christmas tree, just because it's a hand me down.

• 32:23Brittany Broski?

  My Nana and grandpa gave it to me like seven years ago and it's just the one, it works. I'm a fake Christmas tree type of bitch. I don't give a fuck. Okay. Yay. It smells good when you get a real tree. But then what about the bugs and what about you have to do the water and then when it starts to mold? I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I want to be able to put it in a box and put it away and reuse the same one over and over and over and over. Okay? Now.

• 32:53Brittany Broski?

  Here's my, here's my fantasy. Okay, one year. And this is like my absolute ultimate dream life fantasy. I am not there and I don't know if I'll ever get there. But I have always wanted, because my Nana does this, in each room have a different Christmas tree. It can be small or different decorations that are all themed differently. Okay, now let me walk you through what I mean. I would never do this in my main living room, like in my living room, on my tree, but every time I see like cotton candy Wonderland Sugarplum Fairy Christmas, I'm like,

• 33:34Brittany Broski?

  wow. But that's kind of not my vibe. Like I, I lean into that sometimes and then I lean out of it. And then I'll lean into like my dark spooky Gothic and then I lean out of it. You know, it's like these different, I guess, different facets of me and what I like, like design aesthetic choices. That's what I would want to do. And so I have this vision, one year of having a tree in one room specifically where all the decorations are pink and white. Like pink and white and, and shiny and sparkly and glittery and there's candy canes and peppermints everywhere. And it's like Nutcracker themed. Oh my god. And the tree would be white and I would have pink garland on it. And everything would be like point shoes and it would be like all the characters from the Nutcracker.

• 34:18Brittany Broski?

  And I would have Barbie stuff and it would be like fake snow everywhere. And there would, oh, I just, it's just a fantasy of mine. I'll do it one day, but I should like buying all that shit. I'll, I'd be buying it being like, this isn't me. I'm a poser. This isn't me. Who am I trying to be? And then every year I see videos of like pink wonder and I'm like, fuck. I'll do it one year. I'll do it one year. Another version of my Christmas is bitch, I saw this on TikTok. It is a, what did she call it? Dark Yule. Dark Yule. Everything was like Nosferatu themed. Bitch.

• 34:59Brittany Broski?

  I think she had a, a dark, it was a normal dark green evergreen tree. But the garland was like black sparkly and she put the tinsel on it, you know, like the, um. Yeah, tinsel. And actually, I have an Irish friend and we were talking recently and I was like, yeah, you put tinsel on the tree. And he was like, what the fuck is tinsel? And I was like, it's the, like, what do you call tinsel? And I was like, it's the little shit that you sprinkle onto the tree to make it look like, I don't know, it freshly snowed or freshly rained or whatever. And he was like, we call tinsel what you call garland. And I was like, ah, that's stupid as fuck.

• 35:40Brittany Broski?

  Anyway, I'm talking about this shit you sprinkle and it's shiny and it's like the little strands and you put it all over the tree and it looks like, yeah, that's what I would do, but it's, it's black and silver. Everything's black and silver themed and like dark emerald. Oh my God, the way that she decorated it was all like bats and spiders and it was, um, what else did she have on there? Those candles that look like they're bleeding and there were skulls and there were, it was so interesting. And I was like, oh, I love this. I love this. I love it. And also one year I really want to learn how to like make a fire. I want to learn how to make a fire, a Christmas fire.

• 36:25Brittany Broski?

  Or get one of those fake fireplaces. Yeah, I'm into that because you know, I love my ambient videos. I put my ambient, ambient videos up on the TV. The like cozy 1940s vintage Christmas oldies playing from a different room 12 hour loop. And it's always got like, what's her name? Claire from the Aristocats. Is it Claire? Who's the main cat from Aristocats? Everybody wants to Duchess. Duchess, Thomas O'Malley, oh, Marie. Marie is who I'm thinking of. God, Duchess is the fucking T. Look at her. That's queen. Everybody wants to be a cat. Girl, fuck you. Knows where it's at.

• 37:11Brittany Broski?

  Okay, my Christmas themes. Pink Wonderland, Sugarplum Fairy. Dark Yule. Obviously the warm colorful one. Ralph Lauren Christmas, maybe. I also love um red and white, like shit that's all candy cane themed, but I think that's really stunning and gorgeous. I like this as well, this sort of like woodland creature, like very s- s- snowstorm, like cutesy wooden, it's kind of farmhouse. Farmhouse Christmas is cute, it just needs to be done right, okay? And I'm not gonna elaborate, I'm not, I'm not gonna elaborate, don't make me.

• 37:56Brittany Broski?

  You wanna know what else I've been into recently? Those compilations of the character actor at Universal Studios who plays the Grinch. Hey, if you play the Grinch at Universal Studios, hit me up. If you are one of the guys that plays the Grinch at Universal Studios and you can banter and improv with people all fucking day, and it's hilarious, please hit me up, I, I want you. I want you and I need you. So just let me know, my DMs are open, man, just, just let me know, okay? I literally watched those videos, hey, is there, is this a judgment free zone? I watched those videos and I'm like, who is that? Why am I, why he kind of?

• 38:40Brittany Broski?

  Me to the Grinch, why? Because yeah, the way he goes. They're taking a picture together, she's like, it's my birthday, he goes, yay! He goes, uh, do I have to smile for the picture? And she goes, if you don't mind, and he goes

• 39:01Brittany Broski?

  for the picture, it's so funny, it's so funny, makes me laugh every time I see it.

• 39:12Brittany Broski?

  There's another one where he's walking back to like the Grinch holding room, back to the fucking green room. Like he just got done meeting people, they're walking him back behind the stage or behind the scenes. And someone like who's behind a rope goes, hi Grinch, and he goes and he coughs on him.

• 39:35Brittany Broski?

  That is so dumb. Oh, it's ju- I couldn't think of that on my funniest day. Hi Grinch. Coughing on them is so- and it wasn't within cough range, okay? It was for the- it was for the bit.

• 39:51Brittany Broski?

  Oh my god, that shit makes me laugh. Also, the dude who plays one of the character actor, I guess, cast members at Disney who does the Crush voice. Y'all seen this? I think it's in Florida where it's like, I don't know how they do it. Fucking Imagineers Disney magic. It's Crush, the sea turtle from Finding Nemo. And it's this live, you know, one of those like rotoscope things, like Xbox Live, Xbox 360, 360 things? Where someone's behind there, like, I guess, doing the motions. So as he's talking, it looks like his fins are, you know, totally, like, whatever. And then he takes questions from the kids.

• 40:34Brittany Broski?

  And the kids will ask, you're like, what do you eat? Or how do you pee pee? And then he'll have the most insane, quick, witty, on-the-nose responses, totally in character. That shit is magic to me, dude. Like, I fully feel- I watch these videos and I feel like I'm one of the kids that's crisscross applesauce on the floor, like, holy shit, it's really him. But then at the back of my mind, I'm like, he's sexy. Not Crush, the guy who's voicing him. Like, I'm imagining Bro behind the scenes, like, with a little microphone on it and just like being witty and funny. There is nothing that gets my juices flowing harder than that, dude. A man being witty?

• 41:15Brittany Broski?

  Oh, oh, wow, wow, wow. Yeah.

• 41:25Brittany Broski?

  Anyway. Yeah, I watched those Grinch compilations for literally like thirty minutes. I'll be like, I've been on Grinch Talk for a hundred hours. Let's talk about my Christmas list. This is what I am asking for.

• 41:41Brittany Broski?

  What?

• 41:44Brittany Broski?

  What I'm asking for, for Christmas? This is what I want from dear old Saint Nick this year, okay? I don't know if Santa Claus will be allowed into the United States this year, unfortunately, due to this current administration. I don't know what the immigration policy is right now, but I know that, you know, things are kind of tense. Santa, you might want to try again next year. I just, I really, it's not, hey, man, not now. All right? Just ship it, just mail it. You're fucking Santa, just do the expedited overnight ship. I thought you had fucking money. I literally thought you had money, just do the expedited shipping, bro. It's thirty-four ninety-nine, it's overnight, just do it. I didn't know you had a fucking budget, what the hell? Here's what I want this year.

• 42:31Brittany Broski?

  I want a moka pot. Okay, I had one and I just, I guess I used and abused it. All right, I'll be the first one to say that. I put it through the dishwasher and the little rubber component shrunk and then my coffee exploded everywhere and I got a third degree burn. Okay? I had to throw it away. I, I fucked that bitch up. My moka pot, I'm sorry to the moka pot gods and I'm sorry to every Italian on planet Earth. I don't know what I did. I fucked that bitch up. I want a new moka pot and I promised to treat it better and I also promised not to put it through the dishwasher and I also promised, I guess, not to wash it? Do people not wash the moka pot? I don't know. I don't know about the moka pot community. Can, I don't know what. And maybe I need to go on Reddit.

• 43:16Brittany Broski?

  I need to see what the bitches are talking about on Reddit because I. I missed the mark. So I want to Mocha Pot and I want to understand how to do coffee and espresso on a more mature scale. Okay, I locked in a while back where I was like, okay, flat white is my new thing. I enjoy a flat white because it's like a cappuccino, but a little better because it's less milk, more coffee. But it's basically the same fucking thing. It's just espresso and milk. Then I was like, okay, fuck the bullshit. I'm just doing espresso. And then that grossed me out because I, as an American, I don't enjoy espresso the way it's supposed to be enjoyed. Okay. I pound it and I say, that tasted like shit. And then I go on with my day.

• 43:58Brittany Broski?

  Right? Like it's a quick fix. It doesn't make you pee as bad as like chugging a full venti Americano. But still, it's like, oh, this tastes like ass. Because an espresso is meant to be enjoyed, sitting down, out of a ceramic mug, hot, with maybe a little, a little thing of brown sugar. All right, just lightly melt it in there, sip on it while you're laughing with friends. That's how you're supposed to drink, maybe a little, one of those little biscotti's. Oh, wow. I will say, one of the best espressos I've ever had was in Paris. I don't know where. It was one of those little dinky cafes and we were just sitting there.

• 44:42Brittany Broski?

  And I was with Stanley and Tato and it was during the Olympics and we were at just one of these little cafes. And we had a damn blast at this restaurant. We were sitting there, we were just hanging out. We had no rush all the time in the world. And this, I just said, keep them coming. I probably had six espressos. That shit was delicious. Okay, when I'm like, here in the States, I'm like, yeah, double espresso from some takeout place. I'm like, this is cigarette ash. Like it literally tastes like I licked the bottom of the oven. It's just bad. It's just burnt and it's cold and it's black. And I'm just like, I don't respect how you made this.

• 45:25Brittany Broski?

  And, and fuck you for making me drink it. And did I order it? Yeah. Okay. And did I pay for it? Yeah. Whatever. They just disrespect the art of the espresso and I'm sick. I'm tired of it. Okay, Mocha Pot, that's my number one.

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• 47:29Brittany Broski?

  Number two, I would like the gift of patience for 2026. I would like to be gifted patience, specifically when it comes to trying something new. I am a victim of...

• 47:45Brittany Broski?

  Gifted and talented syndrome, okay? A G and T kid, I was told that I was special and then I turned, you know, thirteen and it's like, oh, you're not special. And that really fucks with you as a child. When you pride yourself on learning and education and like being smart. And then when you don't nail something on the first try, you feel like, no, failure. And then you give up. And at the same time, I have this unending, like bottomless well of ambition of all the things that I want to try and I want to do. But I get this paralysis of like, well, if I start and I'm bad at it, then I'm going to be so embarrassed, like genuinely only for myself. Like, it's not even about showing it to other people or like having other people see me fail at it.

• 48:30Brittany Broski?

  It's truly just me holding myself to a standard that is wholly unattainable and unreasonable. And with anything worth having or any skill worth learning, you have to start at apprentice and, you know, get to intermediate and then you'll get to master eventually, queen. I just bypassed that. Hey, if I'm not a master, if I'm not intrinsically good at this skill, fuck it, I'm, I'm never picking this up again. Okay, and it's hard to find the desire to keep doing it. So for 2026, I'm asking for the gift of patience. I want to try crochet, okay? I recently just started a knitting project, very excited about that. I want a big fluffy white scarf.

• 49:14Brittany Broski?

  That's what I want because I knitted my first scarf and I gave it to a friend and it looks like shit. Sorry. But it was my first attempt and my friend is so gracious. She was like, girl, thank you anyway. I will wear it. It was made with love. And I said, thank you.

• 49:32Brittany Broski?

  Anyway, I'm starting a new one and it's this big, because that one was like fifteen stitches. This one I'm doing now is forty. So it's super wide and I'm gonna make it super ass long and I just want to wrap my whole body in it like a mummy. And I did it with blanket material, girl. That's the motherfucking tea. Get into that. It's that soft blanket, ooh. And I've already kind of fucked it up, like I've dropped some stitches and I'm just, I don't give a fuck. I'm learning. I'm trying to be gentle with myself, okay? The gift of patience. Crochet feels so hard. Anytime I see someone crochet with that little fucking hook, I'm like, what are you actually doing?

• 50:13Brittany Broski?

  Knitting at least is just like, put it in here, wrap it around, take it out, put it in here, wrap it around, take it out. Crochet, oh my god, you're gonna hurt yourself, put it down. And they start going real fast like that. I don't know. But I do want to learn how to crochet. The, I got one of those Wubbles sets, you know about Wubbles? It's these prepackaged little animals you can make with the stuffing that you can put into it. Oh, I'm excited. I got the Wubbles Penguin. Very cute. I'm gonna do that over the holiday break, okay? Next on the list is a gallbladder. You know, just because mine was kind of defective. Not sure what that was about. But life without a gallbladder, not that bad. Okay, you just have to kind of keep the dude wipes on hand.

• 50:59Brittany Broski?

  Having no gallbladder turns you into a big shitter. Capital S. I'm a big shitter with my big flat ass. I constantly am like, is this meal gonna ruin my day? It really sucks that you have to think about it like that. Like, you can't just eat like a normal person. It's that and also being lactose intolerant. And also with the no gallbladder, you have to have a low fat diet. Well, guess what? Everything has fucking fat in it. We live in the United States. Impossible. So that's, that's on the list as well as, you know, kind of a functional, working gallbladder. But the thing is, that's not to be, like, you can't do a gallbladder transplant. Your body's fine without a gallbladder. And honestly, I think it's for the best.

• 51:42Brittany Broski?

  Because while I would love a functioning organ, and I am missing an organ, it really teaches you to eat better. You gotta take better care of yourself. You want to know something else? I've started stretching in the morning. Because my lower back, twenty-eight, my lower back locks up so bad that I cannot bend over. Or I have to like bend my whole front over. If I need to pick something up off, or like bend my knees and lower myself to the ground. What the fuck? That one hundred percent is just lack of, of mobile, of, of motion. I'm lacking motion, twin. I don't got that motion, twin. It really is like I need to go on walks. I need to move my body. I sit all fucking day.

• 52:25Brittany Broski?

  I sit on planes. I sit on cars. I sit here. I sit at my desk. I sit in bed. I sit what it's like I don't move and I've been traveling so much. I haven't been able to do the bar method recently, which makes me feel like shit. Because I enjoy the bar method and it makes me feel proud of myself and I can't do it. I it makes me feel bad that I neglect my body. Anyone relate? Can anyone relate that Maui?

• 52:57Brittany Broski?

  Moving on. Next for Christmas, I want a real minion. Like a real minion. I feel like they'd come up to about my hip. They're probably about like what two and a half feet. I want a real minion to help me with like lab experiments. He wouldn't live here like I wouldn't make him lodge with me or whatever. And I do think the minions are he him. I want a real minion to just kind of help me out with my experiments and like, like a lab tech almost. Um, speaking of which, next up on my list is a lab. I would like a lab for Christmas. I feel like an office just isn't cutting it anymore. I watched Frankenstein and I really liked his setup. I liked what he had going on in there. The big hole in the floor. I don't need all that.

• 53:40Brittany Broski?

  But like all the equipment, the big open space, like, you know, some nice art on the wall. I think that that would provide me a peace of mind. That, you know, just having the minion wouldn't be enough. Like, obviously I need a space to work with the minion in. And it wouldn't be like this sort of indentured servitude thing that Gru has going on with the minions. Honestly, the minions for him is kind of like Stockholm syndrome, like bitch, those are Oompa Loompas. Like bitch, you have them. They're captive and they love you. You made them love you. Like, I'm not doing all that. Like, hey, man, you're free to have a social life outside of this. Like, you just work for me. I'm gonna pay you a livable wage. Like you qualify for healthcare under my company, like all that.

• 54:20Brittany Broski?

  But it's basically like, I just need a little extra help around the house and I feel like they've got really tiny hands that can fit into shit. And, you know, if we do need to conduct experiments, like, hey, Kevin, get up on that table. You know, and he'd be like, then I'd be like, yes, can you say anything else? The minions are kind of like Frankenstein, a bit Frankenstein's creature. Victor. Victor. Victor! Victor! That's gonna be the minion to me.

• 54:51Brittany Broski?

  Hello! Miniboss, miniboss, miniboss. Hello, I'm a miniboss. Why do the minions speak Spanish? They speak minionies, which is like Spanish mixed with a little bit of English with a little bit of...

• 55:06Brittany Broski?

  Anyway, um, yeah, my lab, I feel like the experiments I'd be conducting would be akin to... It would be more like literary focused. It would be a lot of books in there. I would have some tables. Um, actually, you know what? It wouldn't be Victor's new lab in that abandoned castle. It would be his old one with all the tables. It's like a long, wide room. Where Elizabeth comes to visit him. It would be a long, wide room, much tables, much shit, a bunch of them, whatever. Like, I just want a creative space that is filled with bullshit. I love that. There's, I've always wanted that since I was a kid, like being very genuine.

• 55:49Brittany Broski?

  Shit with like books everywhere and sculptures and art and like places to write and natural sunlight and beautiful chandeliers and like just Tiffany lamps and all, oh, some nice Persian rugs. Everything's dark mahogany and beautifully sculpted, like, god, just a 19th century or like early 20th century library. That's what I want for Christmas. Maybe I'll get it one day. I came kinda close with my Victorian set here on the, on the podcast, okay? I came pretty damn close. Here's what I want next, a new breastplate?

• 56:32Brittany Broski?

  One that matches my skin tone a little bit better. This one I've got on right now. It's it's a bit, it's yellowed with age. It's a bit yellowed. So that was a suggestion from Tato, a new breastplate. Yeah, one that, you know, comes up a little bit higher on the neck because you can see the line. Like, I want like a RuPaul breastplate. That shit is undetectable, unclockable.

• 56:56Brittany Broski?

  Okay, let's move on from my list. I want to talk about some essential viewing for Christmas. This is the Christmas episode, so everyone lock the fuck in. My favorite Christmas movie of all time, Just Friends. Just Friends. That movie is a family classic. Me and my family watch it every single year and come to find out, so did Drew and her family. Bitch, that's my sister. I was like, Just Friends, have you ever seen it? It's like Ryan Reynolds and whatever, like, because he's so witty. It's ridiculous. Like, I don't know what he's doing in his personal life, but his movies make me laugh. And we were talking about it and I was like, it really is such a great Christmas movie. And it's, I believe their love story and it's so funny and me and my siblings quote it all the time.

• 57:42Brittany Broski?

  In the vein of a funny Christmas movie, duh, it's the Grinch. Duh, it's Jim Carrey's Grinch. I want to be one of those people that's like, the Grinch is so over, like capitalism loves the Grinch, like consumerism knows no bounds. The Grinch meal at McDonald's, like duh, duh, why are you putting pickle salt on your fucking Grinch fries? You big fat pig. Like, I get it. I get it. However, consider this, have you watched the movie?

• 58:13Brittany Broski?

  Have you watched it? The scene, anytime, talk about a bitch with a lab. The Grinch has a fucking lab. I need a hole like the Grinch lives in. And he has a minion, Max, Max. There is something about living in solitary with all of your things around you. And it's like the ramblings and the musings of a mad genius. Like, I just need a physical space that embodies that spirit and I think I'll be happy. This set comes pretty damn close, okay? However, I do love the Grinch. I watch it every year. It makes me laugh. I feel bad for him. And here's the core message of the Grinch is, um, he needs attention.

• 58:55Brittany Broski?

  He needs to feel loved and I think I could, I could save him. I could have saved Baby Grinch. And, uh, you know, things happen for a reason and he turned out the way he did for, you know, whatever purpose, but at the end of the day, I think the Whoos are in the wrong. The Whoos are fucked up and maybe the Grinch is in the right. Okay. And when he coughed at the guy at Universal Studios. Hi Grinch. That's hilarious. Okay, uh, one more, this is just classic. Okay, I'm a fan of a funny Christmas movie. I don't wanna, I don't want. Oh, Christmas Vacation, my family loves Christmas Vacation as well. I've seen that fucking movie so many times. I'm like, can we watch anything else? Can we watch anything else? Um, Elf.

• 59:40Brittany Broski?

  Elf is another one where I'm like, okay, I've seen this movie so many damn times, but there are, I do think that the humor in The Grinch, I enjoy more than the humor in Elf, but Elf still is obviously hilarious and Will Ferrell, obviously one of the greats to ever live. One of the greatest to ever do it. And I'm really a fan of, I'm a fan of the movie as a whole. However, my knees buckle a bit at how overquoted Elf has become. You know, when capitalism gets its hand on these fucking movies. That's why I like Just Friends. It's a funny wholesome Christmas movie that feels not outdated and it hasn't been clipped to death, you know?

• 1:00:24Brittany Broski?

  Okay, those are my favorites and I want to give you my song of the week as we wrap up here. How wild we.

• 1:00:36Brittany Broski?

  To the ground. My Spotify rap came out and there was a song that I listened to, I think it was like 60 times and it's Five More by K1. Bitch, I, how many times have I said that song on this podcast? I love K1. I love K1. Five More, No Cinderella, Eyes Wide Open, Back of the Club, Talk You Through It. What's my favorite off of the album? That's why I ain't been around town a minute.

• 1:01:11Brittany Broski?

  It really is a no skip album, which is gag for your first release. It is gag. Stand on it is great. Fucking is great. All the girls do it. War to be over. War to be over is so good. I love this damn album. I love K1. Go give K1 a. It's not Christmas music, but fuck it, girl. Horny ass music. I will tell you that horny ass music. I'm into it. I like it. I am about to start reading motherfucking, um, Jekyll and Hyde. Like I said last week, um, I'm pre-recording these episodes because I'm traveling for.

• 1:01:52Brittany Broski?

  Okay, so I will come back in the new year with my book club reviews. And hopefully my scarf progress. Guys, if you want Broski Report merch, go to broski.shop. It's there for you. Okay, I think it's a bit too late. If you want the holiday mumus by Christmas, but they're still up, feel free to go grab them. We have the normal mumus like I'm wearing here today, very stunning and gorgeous. And the pockets are just so nice and big. Um, we've also got Broski Report merch always up there. Go grab it if you would like to. You know, I love y'all to death. I hope y'all have a very merry Christmas or whatever holiday you celebrate. We are very inclusive here at Broski Nation.

• 1:02:37Brittany Broski?

  I love you all to death. Please be good, be nice to each other. And remember, it's not about the money you spend on a gift. It is about the thought put into it. Amen. Amen. I love y'all. Be good. Bye.

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