Ask, Tell, Confess: Drop the Penis Pump Bro

Wow. Ask, Tell, Confess is in full force this week with hidden camera confessions, Bunnie finding her long-lost scissor (clipper) sister, and a blue-collar babe who literally puts her back into the job. Bunnie also discovers her cow loves '90s rap, Meme finds purpose on the farm, and Hailee knows how to have a good night. Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com

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• 0:00Bunnie XO?

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• 1:35Bunnie XO?

  Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know, why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO Show, we have Meet the D-Fords, we have Popaganda, we have more shows that we're adding, and not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to www.patreon.com/dumblonpodcast and sign up.

• 2:23Bunnie XO?

  Hello, everybody. Welcome to another Ask, Tell.

• 2:51Bunnie XO?

  Trachi even joined in on that one.

• 2:54Bunnie XO?

  Hello, friends. We dropped season nine with the most drama-filled podcast. I swear, listen. I love you guys and I am so far removed from all the fucking drama, but I build relationships with these people. And it's like, I love to have them come back because they have updates in their life, you know? And it just so happens that their lives are fucking dramatic, so. Here we are. But yeah, anyways, I hope you guys listen to the season nine episode drop and um, tell me what you think about it. Yeah. How's everybody doing? I want to go home to my farm animals right fucking now. I'd really like a steak right about now. I would like that too. Two different, two different. Well, she got me thinking that I want to see my cows. I want to eat a cow.

• 3:40Bunnie XO?

  You fucking animal eater.

• 3:44Bunnie XO?

  What'd you order? Yeah, what did you get? I ordered um, a salad with croutons. Um, I also got, what else did I get? Mashed potatoes. And? Keep going. What else? Um, I think I might have got like a shrimp cocktail, a lobster tail. What were the two other things that were on that order? Maybe just a burger and a steak.

• 4:08Speaker 03

  There it is.

• 4:09Bunnie XO?

  I seriously miss my farm animals, though. This is my first day being away from them in like a couple weeks and I'm like so upset that I'm not gonna get to see them tonight. I'm gonna have to go see them in the dark.

• 4:20Speaker 03

  Oh, I take flashlights out there.

• 4:22Bunnie XO?

  I'm scared.

• 4:24Speaker 03

  Oh, they're so little, they can't get over the fence.

• 4:27Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 4:27Speaker 03

  To see you.

• 4:28Speaker 04

  My goodness.

• 4:29Speaker 03

  Pablo can plop his head on top of the fence.

• 4:32Bunnie XO?

  Pabloito, we love the old Pabloito.

• 4:35Speaker 04

  The door.

• 4:36Speaker 03

  Oh, yes, that too.

• 4:37Bunnie XO?

  I also haven't seen my husband in two weeks. I'm starting to get honorary.

• 4:40Speaker 03

  She told me she's gonna try to put the cows in the pool.

• 4:42Bunnie XO?

  Yes, I heard cows can swim.

• 4:45Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 4:46Bunnie XO?

  Somebody told me that cows love to listen to classical music, so now I go out there and I play nineties R and B for Crunch and he sits next to me the whole time. He loves music.

• 4:56Speaker 04

  I love how you said they love classical music, so I play nineties R and B.

• 5:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I wanted to just feel it out. I was wondering if it was like melodies that was getting them or, you know, like, I don't know, but he really loves him some Jodeci and some fucking chai. But anyways, I'm gonna try the, the, when I get my chairs, because I ordered some chairs so that I can go sit out there with them at a table. I figure I'll start reading a book or something, you know, or maybe writing my next book. You never know.

• 5:21Speaker 04

  They would love Shawnee.

• 5:23Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, they might like a little Shawnee, but Crunch loved it. He stayed by my side the entire time. He loved the music. Yeah, loved the music. So we'll, we'll try the Beethoven Symphony, the one that they say that like, but I also heard that cows love to swim. So you guys already know what's going down in my pool in the summertime.

• 5:42Speaker 03

  Nate.

• 5:43Bunnie XO?

  Come on.

• 5:43Speaker 03

  Put a little gate in the little beach area and just let him splish splash in there.

• 5:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Oh, God, what if he takes a big old dump in there?

• 5:51Speaker 03

  Cause you know, fish it out.

• 5:52Bunnie XO?

  No, not like that dude.

• 5:55Speaker 03

  Pools for them in their little run?

• 5:57Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, they gotta have a pool. We gotta get them their own pools. A few. We're gonna have a few on the property. They're gonna have a spacious little area. Like, these guys are gonna live.

• 6:07Speaker 04

  Like a little, those little like plastic pools.

• 6:09Speaker 03

  Oh, with the slide?

• 6:11Bunnie XO?

  I'm just scared Crunchy will try to eat the plastic. He tries to eat plastic out of my hand all the time.

• 6:15Speaker 03

  We, we had that issue with Pablo the other day. He got a hold of some cardboard.

• 6:19Bunnie XO?

  Yep, yeah.

• 6:20Speaker 03

  As we were building the chicken coop.

• 6:21Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, cows aren't that smart. Donkeys, on the other hand, very smart. Pigs, very smart. Donkeys, no.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  Or cows, no.

• 6:28Bunnie XO?

  No, not smart.

• 6:30Speaker 03

  Not smart.

• 6:30Bunnie XO?

  Not smart at all.

• 6:32Bunnie XO?

  So who wants to kick it off babies?

• 6:35Speaker 03

  I'll go ahead and kick this one off.

• 6:36Bunnie XO?

  Oh fuck, we already knew you were gonna fuckin' do that.

• 6:39Speaker 03

  Let you guys have a couple of weeks, okay?

• 6:40Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 6:41Speaker 03

  This girl wrote into us and said, I want to start this off by saying, I know this was very wrong.

• 6:48Bunnie XO?

  Love it already.

• 6:49Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm obsessed, right?

• 6:52Bunnie XO?

  My ears are perked.

• 6:54Speaker 03

  She said, hello. Uh, a few years ago, I bought a secret camera off of Amazon. That was disguised as a cell phone charger. Because I wanted to watch my now husband, boyfriend at time jerking off.

• 7:09Bunnie XO?

  Hmm, that's hot.

• 7:10Speaker 03

  Oh. Something about it was so intriguing to me. I just wanted to see the visual of him pleasuring himself. So one day while I was out of town, when I knew he was home, I sent him a few naughty pics and then jumped on my secret camera app and watched him.

• 7:26Bunnie XO?

  What?

• 7:27Speaker 03

  Dilly his dally. I feel so bad for invading his privacy like that. I think it was the worst thing I've ever done. To this day, he has no idea. I threw the camera away. I fear I will have to take this to my grave.

• 7:40Bunnie XO?

  Oh God, I would tell him. I'd be like, bro, I watched you walk off and it was hot. That's, I love that. That's my fantasy too. Like Jay was FaceTiming me the other day from his computer because he doesn't have a fucking phone. And um, he was like getting in the shower and I was like, just put the laptop facing the shower and let's act like you don't even know I'm watching. And he was like, you're fucking weird bitch, goodbye. He's always like so.

• 8:02Speaker 03

  But towards his laptop.

• 8:04Bunnie XO?

  I think it's so hot, but there is one time that I walked in on an ex.

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• 8:41Bunnie XO?

  Oh God.

• 8:43Bunnie XO?

  And this pissed me off, okay, because it was just fucking weird, but I walk in, he's in a closet pumping his penis with a penis pump. Trying to make his dick bigger. I'm like, what is wrong with you? Why are you doing that? Like, that to me was-

• 9:00Speaker 03

  What is with you in closets?

• 9:02Bunnie XO?

  I, bro, I don't know, but like, I was home, it was the middle of the day and he like goes in this room to just fucking get a penis pump going. Like, we weren't even, it wasn't even like we were having bang time or anything like that.

• 9:16Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 9:17Bunnie XO?

  He just was in there pumping his dick up and I found out that he carried the penis pump around with him everywhere.

• 9:22Speaker 03

  What?

• 9:23Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 9:24Speaker 03

  Did he need that much help?

• 9:26Bunnie XO?

  No, he had a perfect weener. Like, I didn't understand, I was like, what is happening? Like-

• 9:32Speaker 04

  Maybe he liked the feeling of it or something.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, I wonder if that was like him jerking off.

• 9:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:36Bunnie XO?

  Maybe.

• 9:38Speaker 03

  That's what he did to get off, maybe.

• 9:39Speaker 04

  Probably.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  It's like a secret that he probably was trying to take to his grave and you just stormed in on him.

• 9:44Bunnie XO?

  I never stormed in, like, I was really looking for the penis pump fucking weirdo. Like, come on. I mean, no, yeah, I wish, one day I'll tell who it was, if he ever decides to come for me online.

• 10:02Speaker 03

  Who I think it is.

• 10:03Bunnie XO?

  Yes.

• 10:03Speaker 03

  Oh?

• 10:04Bunnie XO?

  Wait, who do you think it is?

• 10:05Speaker 03

  Wait.

• 10:06Bunnie XO?

  Who do you think it is? Yeah.

• 10:09Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 10:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Who'd you think it was?

• 10:11Speaker 03

  Exactly who I thought it was.

• 10:14Bunnie XO?

  No. Really believe that. No, absolutely not. He's packing. He's perfect.

• 10:21Speaker 04

  What?

• 10:22Bunnie XO?

  He's great in bed.

• 10:23Speaker 03

  Understand, he's got a big head.

• 10:26Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 10:26Speaker 03

  You can see right now.

• 10:27Bunnie XO?

  Well, and so did the other one. So it was like, you know, I didn't understand, it was just a real weird insecurity that he had. Like, how are you gonna have a decent sized schlong? I guess it's like women, like when we wanna pump our lips up, right? Like, if our lips are too thin, we wanna pump them up or if our ass is too small, we wanna fucking fluff that up or-

• 10:44Speaker 03

  I get that.

• 10:45Bunnie XO?

  Get our boobs bigger.

• 10:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, and to them it may seem perfect.

• 10:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 10:47Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. Good perspective.

• 10:49Bunnie XO?

  Fuck him.

• 10:50Speaker 03

  Oh, true.

• 10:50Bunnie XO?

  Penis pump weirdo.

• 10:54Bunnie XO?

  I'll go next. All right, go ahead Haley, you look like you have, you were ready to rock. I'm not. Okay. I thought she said I'm not.

• 11:07Bunnie XO?

  Tell from Paige. Lenny, I know you're all the time talking about how you shaved off your vagina lip. I mean, I don't talk about it all the time. I just, you probably see the clip resurface all the time. I was around 16 and had a skin tag looking thing on my bikini line. It was bugging the crap out of me. So one day after I got out of the shower, I took fingernail clippers to it and cut it off.

• 11:32Bunnie XO?

  Listen, sister, I am. What? We live, we listen and we don't judge because your friend. I'm judging. Your friend sawed her pussy lip off over here. Fingernail?

• 11:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, but I feel like you had intention. I tried, I tried fingernail clippers. I couldn't get it around the meat. I did.

• 11:52Bunnie XO?

  So I had, that's why I had to saw it off. But I don't like the word meat used in that term. What, what else can you call your vagina lip? What is that? A lip? A meat, a piece of meat? Arbeque?

• 12:13Bunnie XO?

  Wow.

• 12:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Took a turn. Listen, I, we have no shame Paige. I'm glad that you took matters into your own hands. Now, listen disclaimer. People who are listening to this at home, do not. No. Perform surgery on your body. I'm just a weirdo and I've had surgery on my body and I'm sorry. I'm also frugal as fuck. And I'm not gonna go pay fucking 15 grand to go have my pussy lip fucking shaved down. So I'm gonna do it myself, you know? But ever since I did it, it hasn't came back. So I really think that from having the labiaplasty, it was just a little piece of skin that grew back. Really little scar tissue, essentially what it was, but. Well, it wasn't aesthetically pleasing and it had to get the fuck out of here. So Paige, I understand. I wanna know if it bled and if it hurt. It did bleed and it did hurt. It hurts. It hurt. Fingernail clipper. Oh.

• 13:04Bunnie XO?

  And a skin, I wanna know. Yeah, cuz you sawed at yours. Yeah, gee. She just said. I mean, you probably gotta just go one, two, three, and then just cut it.

• 13:14Speaker 03

  The manpower behind, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, your, your mental capacity to be able to just...

• 13:20Bunnie XO?

  Well, first and foremost, I, as a person who has had fingernail clippers on a piece of vagina lip, it's very sharp. Those fingernail clippers are sharp.

• 13:33Speaker 03

  She tried.

• 13:34Bunnie XO?

  Try with, okay. I tried with fingernail clippers.

• 13:36Speaker 03

  It was just another day, you just...

• 13:38Bunnie XO?

  No, I tried with fingernail clippers first, and I didn't get it. And then, so I had to use fucking the microdermabrasion razor, which I wish I had, would have had another razor.

• 13:49Bunnie XO?

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• 14:31Bunnie XO?

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• 14:51Bunnie XO?

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• 15:58Speaker 03

  Okay, I have an ask.

• 16:00Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 16:01Speaker 03

  Okay. How does one break up with a friend when that person is part of a friend group? I think I'm just in a different headspace in my life right now and she can be very, very toxic. I need to protect my peace.

• 16:15Bunnie XO?

  That's hard because we don't really know all the details. We don't know what she's done to you. We don't know, um, you know, circumstances, so.

• 16:23Speaker 03

  It's awkward.

• 16:24Bunnie XO?

  But on the same hand, always protect your fucking peace. Peace is priceless.

• 16:30Speaker 03

  And I mean, if that peace comes with the fact that you might miss out on some stuff, if she's a part of that, then that's what that takes.

• 16:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 16:38Speaker 03

  So if she's coming to that set event, don't go to the event.

• 16:41Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 16:41Speaker 04

  But also it's like, look at the other people you're hanging out with. If they approve whatever she's doing and support it, maybe you shouldn't be friends with them either.

• 16:50Bunnie XO?

  Listen, I am queen of retracting my energy. So if somebody is making you uncomfortable and making you feel a certain way, disconnect from that entire situation. Disconnect from that entire situation because in the end, nothing is worth risking your mental health.

• 17:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 17:11Bunnie XO?

  Sorry, I think Tachi's got hair in my throat.

• 17:16Speaker 04

  Probably because you make out.

• 17:17Bunnie XO?

  This is my best friend. I was telling Phoebe whenever we were downstairs talking and I said, I think we're all connected and that we all were in each other's lives multiple times. I said, I actually think this dude might have been my husband and I'm so glad that he can't talk in this life.

• 17:31Speaker 03

  What a good POV.

• 17:33Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, literally. I feel like Tachi and I were fucking married in another life. Like, he is perfect. I love him. Is it my turn again or your turn?

• 17:42Speaker 03

  This one was sent in.

• 17:47Speaker 03

  What fucking bitches? Um, I don't know if this would be a tell or a confess, but my soul feels like it's a confess. Regardless, I'm a blue collar woman like Rosie the Riveter. I'm a robotic track welder and I make parts for jet engines. I'm also five foot tall and a hundred pounds soaking wet. So the other night I had to tear down a job so I could set up a new one. And as I was tearing it down, I found some asshole had tightened up these bolts with all of their might. So the first two were super tight and I figured it was just two, so I got, I go ask a guy to loosen them for me. So when I started working on the next set, there's a set of four, two bolts on each side. And there was one that were the same, but this time my pride started getting in the way.

• 18:32Speaker 03

  Not wanting to seem helpless, I am pushing my whole lower body weight into these bolts and

• 18:40Speaker 03

  I get the second one off by the third, I am literally sweating. My, I am putting my whole ass into getting these bolts off. Finally, I am on the last one and I am tired and I am pushing as hard as I can and I feel a pop. Oh no. Immediately, I think I gave myself a hernia and I am just trying to get this bolt off before the pain finally kicks in. Bolt comes off, but it wasn't the pain. I had no idea what had just popped. I set up the new job, run to the bathroom before I get started so I can pee.

• 19:19Speaker 03

  And as I am wiping, I accidentally grazed my ass and immediately felt a stinging sensation. I immediately realized what happened. I reached down to verify and the diagnosed was I had blown out my butthole.

• 19:36Speaker 04

  What?

• 19:37Speaker 03

  I spent the next five hours walking around with my rectum hanging out until I could get home to get myself cleaned up. So I could push it back in. Apparently, a side effect of rectal prolapse is gas. So every time I farted, it felt like my butthole was blowing a raspberry.

• 19:59Speaker 04

  It can come out?

• 20:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it's like in your vagina.

• 20:02Speaker 03

  Have you never seen?

• 20:04Speaker 04

  What?

• 20:05Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah. Google vaginal prolapse and have a, have a good time with that. Sometimes women have to get nets installed in them to keep it up.

• 20:13Speaker 03

  Howie Mandel literally posted a prolapsed butthole on his like Twitter or something or Instagram. No, he's like asking for a friend, posts a photo.

• 20:24Bunnie XO?

  First of all, it was super hot that she is a fucking cute tiny little thing in a man's world. I thought that was hot. Um, I always love when women represent. Secondly, how much pressure were you putting on your little poop shoot to do that, dude? I'm scared. Holy fucking shit, like the visual. I'm like, baby girl.

• 20:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, that, I mean, I get that you were trying to be almighty and not ask a man for help, but ask a man for help.

• 20:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, baby, we're not. Let, let them blow their buttholes out.

• 21:01Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 21:02Bunnie XO?

  We don't need to do that.

• 21:03Speaker 04

  I'm just still confused. It could come out.

• 21:05Speaker 03

  All right, pull it up.

• 21:07Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 21:07Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 21:09Speaker 03

  I'm joking.

• 21:09Bunnie XO?

  We'd have to blur it out.

• 21:11Speaker 03

  Oh, we're not putting it on the screen, but I need to show her.

• 21:14Speaker 04

  Like, like.

• 21:15Bunnie XO?

  We're about to eat. We're about to eat.

• 21:18Speaker 04

  What comes out?

• 21:19Speaker 03

  The first thing, I only got the P R O and it says prolapsed anus.

• 21:24Speaker 04

  That's your.

• 21:26Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. Let me know when it's off the screen, because I'm probably gonna puke.

• 21:37Bunnie XO?

  I am not looking.

• 21:39Speaker 04

  Oh my.

• 21:40Bunnie XO?

  Nothing about that. I'm not looking. I don't want to know. I don't want that imprinted in my pretty little brain of like, I have a pink little bubbly world in here that I'm splitter. No, you're not ruining my world. What'd it look like Haley? Give us a fucking play by play.

• 21:57Speaker 03

  It was like it was chewing bubble gum and it went to go blow a bubble.

• 22:00Bunnie XO?

  Oh, that's a rosebud.

• 22:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a prolapse.

• 22:04Bunnie XO?

  You're refined. Some people are into that. It's a fetish rosebud. Is rosebud and prolapsed anus the same thing?

• 22:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:11Bunnie XO?

  No, rosebud is when you're getting banged like anally and then the meat comes out.

• 22:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's what a prolapse is.

• 22:21Bunnie XO?

  Oh God, I never knew.

• 22:25Speaker 03

  Didn't you show Taylor, didn't you show Taylor Holder a rosebud?

• 22:28Bunnie XO?

  Taylor Holder, he was so grossed out.

• 22:31Speaker 03

  Did you show it to him during Thanksgiving?

• 22:34Bunnie XO?

  I told him to look it up and he did.

• 22:36Speaker 04

  I get it now.

• 22:38Speaker 03

  You get it?

• 22:39Speaker 04

  I didn't get what he meant by when he showed me what a rosebud was.

• 22:43Speaker 03

  Oh, in the birthday video?

• 22:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, that went over my head and I was just like, yeah, I get it.

• 22:47Speaker 03

  I like that he included that in the birthday.

• 22:49Bunnie XO?

  Was it bloody?

• 22:50Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 22:50Speaker 03

  Oh, no, it just showed the inner meat, outer meat. The inner meat was now an outer meat. It was red.

• 22:57Speaker 04

  Dark red.

• 22:57Bunnie XO?

  All right, moving on, like a filet mignon that we're about to eat. You guys know I've always got a million things going on and sometimes I wonder where my day even went. I was listening to Cal Newport talk about something called shallow work in his class on the MasterClass platform. Basically, constantly jumping from one thing to another makes it harder to focus, even when you think you're being productive. And let me tell you, that really hit home. It made me realize I need to be more intentional with my time. Plus, they have over 200 classes led by the world's best instructors. From Michael Lewis on storytelling to James Clear on building better habits, if you're looking to invest yourself or give a gift to that friend who's always eager to learn, this is something they'll use. Audio mode lets you listen during workouts

• 23:39Bunnie XO?

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• 24:02Bunnie XO?

  Head to masterclass.com slash Benny to see the latest offer.

• 24:06Bunnie XO?

  God, moving on. I want to ask, why weren't you guys at the Grammys this year? I'm sure you're busy, but I wanted to see the fashion. I literally Googled Jelly Roll Grammys 2025 to try and find you guys. Should we tell them the truth?

• 24:21Bunnie XO?

  Are we allowed to tell them the truth?

• 24:22Speaker 03

  Are we?

• 24:23Bunnie XO?

  Oh. The Grammys was the worst award show we've ever been to. The way they treated us, not just us, it was everybody.

• 24:33Speaker 03

  Everyone.

• 24:34Bunnie XO?

  Everybody. I mean, they had Taylor Swift outside in the rain.

• 24:38Speaker 03

  They, when it was over, they just pushed you guys.

• 24:41Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, and then pushed us out into puddles of water. Like, it was just, I don't know, I didn't like the vibe, I didn't like it. And also, you know, we're coming up on what, our third and fourth year doing these? And I'm really picky now about what award shows I want to go to and like, what I want to pour my energy into, like, they're fun and I love that my husband is nominated and we're so appreciative of it, but at the same time, I don't feel like we need to be seen all the time.

• 25:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:08Bunnie XO?

  You know, like when we come out, I want it to be special. And the beginning, I feel like we, we went to every award show and it was like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. We're at every award show. Now it's like, I just want to be selective and, you know, my husband's busy, I'm busy and I'm building a fucking farm. I would rather be at home with my animals than walking any red carpet.

• 25:26Speaker 03

  So can we put you in a Grammy dress and put you on the farm?

• 25:29Bunnie XO?

  Yes, that would be a great photo shoot.

• 25:31Speaker 03

  You should be full, we do her full glam.

• 25:33Bunnie XO?

  Full glam. I'm down. Yeah.

• 25:37Speaker 03

  And just have like the cows and donkeys.

• 25:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, if we can get them all together.

• 25:42Speaker 03

  Just spread hella food on the ground and make them come to you and.

• 25:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm down. I would love to do that because that's where I'm at in my life right now. You guys get to see us go through seasons, all of us. We all get to grow in front of you. And right now I'm just in my, I've told you guys, I'm in my baby mama gardening era.

• 25:58Speaker 03

  This is great.

• 25:59Bunnie XO?

  I, instead of gardening right now, I'm farming, so.

• 26:03Speaker 03

  It's kind of like gardening.

• 26:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 26:04Speaker 03

  Gardening.

• 26:05Bunnie XO?

  I mean, I'm gonna start gardening too. Delaney's gonna teach me, but I'm focused on my animals right now.

• 26:11Speaker 03

  That's so awesome.

• 26:12Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. It's just, award shows are cool. What era are you in right now? Same.

• 26:17Speaker 03

  Same. Same. Just like, I mean, I finally making my house a home and I think that's like the most important thing to me. And having the farm animals make it so much more like Jason told me yesterday, he goes, I love to see you wake up with a purpose sometimes. He goes, and so watching you like, cause normally I'm kinda like you when we wake up, it's like. This is my me time. This is like, I'm gonna sit here and like catch up on everything I missed overnight emails, that kinda thing. And now I, I, I, I move that part of my day a little bit later. And I immediately get up, put boots on and we're outside. So he's like, it's been really cool to watch you wake up. With a purpose and I think that was super special.

• 27:00Bunnie XO?

  I go see my animals before I eat now and you guys know how I am. As soon as I wake up, I have to eat.

• 27:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's crazy though. Like it's almost like you feel like. They need you.

• 27:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 27:12Speaker 03

  And they do, but like. Are they gonna miss me if I don't get up and go see them?

• 27:16Bunnie XO?

  Every morning I scream out the, the bathroom window. I'm like, hey, donkey. Hey, no, but he's always like, oh, fuck. Here she comes.

• 27:23Speaker 03

  She's awake, guys.

• 27:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, literally.

• 27:26Speaker 03

  It's like Toy Story. Everyone gets ready.

• 27:28Bunnie XO?

  What era are you in? Hey, hey, making out with boys at bars?

• 27:33Speaker 03

  In bars.

• 27:34Bunnie XO?

  Making out with random boys in bars?

• 27:36Speaker 04

  He's not random and it was one boy. I had a Chris in your floor.

• 27:41Bunnie XO?

  I love it. Listen, do more.

• 27:43Speaker 03

  Catch, catch Haley out on the.

• 27:45Bunnie XO?

  Catch me outside. Yeah. If you guys want to see Haley, just go to Good Night Nashville. She lives there.

• 27:51Speaker 03

  Bunny's floor.

• 27:52Bunnie XO?

  Yep.

• 27:52Speaker 03

  Bunny's floor.

• 27:54Speaker 04

  No, I'm telling you is the only thing popping on Broadway, all Broadway.

• 27:58Bunnie XO?

  I love that.

• 27:58Speaker 03

  She's like, I went to two other places. It was boring. So I went back to the OG and it was popping.

• 28:03Speaker 04

  Great.

• 28:03Bunnie XO?

  I love it.

• 28:04Speaker 04

  I would say I'm in my, um, interior design era.

• 28:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 28:08Speaker 04

  For sure.

• 28:08Speaker 03

  Oh, your passion.

• 28:09Speaker 04

  I think about home design and like. How my living room's gonna look like mid podcast. I'll just be. I need to do this.

• 28:18Bunnie XO?

  You made, you fucking decorated a bathroom and then tore it down.

• 28:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, Marty, I move on so fast with things, but also the wallpaper was shit, so.

• 28:27Speaker 03

  The wallpaper was kind of peely.

• 28:28Bunnie XO?

  I hate shitty wallpaper. I learned a lesson with the Vegas house with shitty wallpaper.

• 28:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I have the perfect color, so I'm just gonna get a perfect paint in. Wayne Scott, my favorite thing.

• 28:38Bunnie XO?

  Oh, we love it.

• 28:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, you're, so she rents the place and the guy had to come over the other day and she was like, oh my God, I didn't tell him I remodeled the whole place.

• 28:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:48Speaker 03

  He walks in and he's like, oh my God, like this is incredible.

• 28:53Speaker 04

  Fuck. And he was like, no, he was like, normally I walk in and it's like 10 times worse. You made it 10 times like better than original. And I was like, okay, good. I was like, so you don't care that I do all this? He's like, absolutely not. This is yours. Do whatever. I was like, oh, I'm taking out the sink.

• 29:10Speaker 03

  She's FaceTiming me the other night and she goes,

• 29:14Speaker 03

  I'm gonna paint my cabinets. I said, Haley, what is? Eight o'clock at night? She goes, Lowe's is open. I'll call you back. Calls me from Lowe's. What about this color? I was like, Haley, you really gonna go home and do that? She's like, yeah. Calls me after she's finished. There's pee pads all over the floor around it so she doesn't get paint on the floor. And she's like, what do you think? Paints her cabinets. She goes, should I paint those over there too? And I was like, I mean, you're already at it. Go for it. Calls me back. They're painted.

• 29:39Bunnie XO?

  He'll probably want you to leave it like that too, because it looks so cool on the inside.

• 29:43Speaker 04

  I know, I hope so, because I don't want to take it, take it away.

• 29:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:47Speaker 04

  Changing every light fixture.

• 29:48Bunnie XO?

  Well, our food is here. I'm hungry.

• 29:52Speaker 04

  Bye.

• 29:53Bunnie XO?

  We're gonna go eat our cows.

• 29:55Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 29:56Bunnie XO?

  Toodleoo, motherfuckers.

• 29:58Speaker 03

  Bye.