Yannis Pappas

Comedian Yannis Pappas (History Hyenas) joins Andrew Santino on this WILD episode of Whiskey Ginger. From outrageous hot takes to off-the-cuff rants, Yannis brings the chaos — and Santino rides the wave. They talk cancel culture, Greece vs. America, fatherhood, stand-up beefs, and whatever else derails the conversation. This one’s unfiltered, unhinged, and completely hilarious. Yannis new special PROPERTY OWNER (Live From Austin) Out June 1st https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN_irAlyFQg 📺 Watch, laugh, and buckle up. 👀 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more raw and ridiculous convos every week on Whiskey Ginger. #YannisPappas #WhiskeyGinger #AndrewSantino #ComedyPodcast #StandupComedy #Unfiltered #HistoryHyenas #PodcastClips #WildEpisode ========================================================== Sponsor Whiskey Ginger: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/whiskeyginger SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PROPHETX USE PROMO CODE: WHSIKEY GET UP TO $300 IN PROPHET CASH https://getprophetx.co ETHOS COVERAGE FOR AS LOW AS $10 A MONTH https://ethoslife.com/whiskey CREMO NEW LINE OF DEODORANT & ANTIPERSPIRANT AVAILABLE AT TARGET OR https://target.com HELLO FRESH GET UP TO 10 FREE MEALS! https://hellofresh.com/whiskey10fm ======================================= Follow Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Follow Whiskey Ginger: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast https://twitter.com/whiskeygingerpodcast Produced and edited by Joe Faria https://www.instagram.com/itsjoefaria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:01Speaker 00

  Low energy, unfocused, foggy? You might be dehydrated. Whether it's hot yoga, over 100 degree weather, or too much sun. Gator Light, with a specialized blend of five electrolytes, was scientifically designed to help move fluids into the body faster for rapid rehydration. Shop now at retailers nationwide. Gator Light: Hydrates Faster Than Water. Is it in you? Symptoms noted are signs of mild to moderate dehydration. Consult a healthcare professional if symptoms persist.

• 0:30Speaker 01

  Honey, that flu keeping you up?

• 0:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't got this.

• 0:33Speaker 01

  You need NyQuil Intense Flu.

• 0:35Speaker 03

  Undo your flu symptoms with NyQuil Intense Flu. The nighttime sniffling, aching, aching fever, best leave with a flu medicine. You do got this. Use as directed, keep out of reach of children.

• 0:44Andrew Santino?

  What up, Whiskey Ginger fans? Welcome back to the show. If it's your first time joining the show, welcome to the show. We got a good one for you today. Please leave a comment down below for the algo rhythm. Like it, subscribe, tell a friend. Keep the Whiskey Ginger Train a-moving. Please. Also, only two dates on the calendar as of right now. Bob and I are doing London and Dublin. July 18 and 19, London, Dublin. Go to badfriendspod.com, badfriendspod.com, or andersonantino.com. The tickets are going to be there. Bobby Lee and I, just two shows. That's all we're doing so far this year. Who knows? We might do more, not sure. We'll see. Let's go to the episode.

• 1:25Speaker 00

  Low energy, unfocused, foggy? You might be dehydrated. Gatorade Zero powders have been scientifically designed to help improve hydration balance in the body. With a clinically proven electrolyte blend and no artificial colors or flavors. Great tasting hydration, no matter where you're going. Shop now online or at retailers nationwide. Gatorade: Hydrates Better Than Water. Is it in you? Symptoms noted are signs of mild to moderate dehydration. Consult a healthcare professional if symptoms persist.

• 1:54Speaker 05

  In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey. Who's that creature in the ginger beard? Sturdy, ginger. Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse.

• 2:06Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger. My guest today is one of my favorite people on earth. I say that for all my guests, but I mean him once again today. It's Yannis Pampa.

• 2:27Speaker 06

  Good to be here. Good to be here. Just one Greek. Last time there was two Greeks.

• 2:31Andrew Santino?

  Last time there was two Greeks. I didn't know you had a Chinese tattoo on your ankle.

• 2:34Speaker 06

  I do have a Chinese tattoo.

• 2:35Andrew Santino?

  What does it say? Idiot?

• 2:36Speaker 06

  No, it says, um, Free Palestine.

• 2:39Andrew Santino?

  That says Free Palestine?

• 2:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, I was ahead of the curve. Like, when I was in college, I was like, I know this is gonna become a thing.

• 2:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:45Speaker 06

  And I just wanna get it on there.

• 2:46Andrew Santino?

  Did you, you wrote that kid's speech, the kid at NYU?

• 2:49Speaker 06

  I did, I did.

• 2:50Andrew Santino?

  You're getting a little backlash for that?

• 2:51Speaker 06

  Well, he, I was his ghostwriter, so nobody really knows about it. He likes people to think he's original. He doesn't want people to know the secret. So this, I'm just coming out and saying it now. He's not as original of a pro-Palestine speaker.

• 3:03Andrew Santino?

  What about Free Greece, dude?

• 3:04Speaker 06

  Free Greece. Free Greece from Turkey, dude. They're still in Cyprus. They're still in Cyprus. They're still occupying 37% of the island. Free Greece.

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  Free Greece.

• 3:13Speaker 06

  Free Greece.

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  Free Greece.

• 3:14Speaker 06

  Free Greece from Greeks. And then Greece will be great again. That's the problem in Greece is there's too many Greeks.

• 3:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there's far too many Greeks. You know what's so, so interesting is the, the scale, the scales of Greeks of, of Stavros to you.

• 3:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 3:31Andrew Santino?

  It's so funny.

• 3:32Speaker 06

  We kinda, we represent, um...

• 3:35Andrew Santino?

  You, you, the, you, the, the two opposite ends of Greek men.

• 3:38Speaker 06

  Well, if you put Stav, Stav here, you put me in the middle and you put Stamos here, it's like...

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right.

• 3:43Speaker 06

  Someone who got in shape, like, before, middle, after, and way after, yeah. Well, yeah, plastic surgery, a lot of things, yeah.

• 3:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and got his shit together.

• 3:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, but we kinda represent, yeah, me and Stav are on two, you know...

• 3:55Andrew Santino?

  Two opposite ends of the spectrum. You're like me and Kathy Griffin.

• 3:58Speaker 06

  Yeah, I leave the restaurant a lot earlier than he does.

• 4:03Andrew Santino?

  He shut the door.

• 4:05Speaker 06

  I get out about 10 at dinner. Kids, he sticks around till 2 in the morning.

• 4:08Andrew Santino?

  Imagine he asks when last call is. They're like, uh, 2 in the morning. He's like, not for booze, I'm talking about for food. When's last call?

• 4:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:14Andrew Santino?

  When's last call for grub?

• 4:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, he gets, he's...

• 4:16Andrew Santino?

  We love him. Davi, we love you so much.

• 4:18Speaker 06

  We love you.

• 4:19Andrew Santino?

  You little plump, little plump slut.

• 4:20Speaker 06

  And you know what the funny thing is, is probably his numbers are perfect. That's how it works.

• 4:24Andrew Santino?

  You mean like his internals?

• 4:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, like.

• 4:26Andrew Santino?

  Like he's on the Trump thing where Trump is like, "I've never been healthy," you're like, "I don't know, dog."

• 4:30Speaker 06

  But that's how it works. Like, Di Stefano's got 300 cholesterol.

• 4:34Andrew Santino?

  He's through the roof.

• 4:35Speaker 06

  He's an athlete.

• 4:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:36Speaker 06

  And I bet you Stav's cholesterol is just fine.

• 4:38Andrew Santino?

  Yes, yeah. Well, that is the anomaly, right? Like, people, you go to, you go over Europe, they smoke and they drink and they do whatever they want and they're, they don't die from anything we die from.

• 4:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  We, we have stress. That's what bothers me, though, is when an American goes over there. I just got back.

• 4:53Speaker 06

  Stop bragging. Where were you?

• 4:55Andrew Santino?

  I go all over. Whatever the jet takes me. No, I took my mom and dad out there, but we went, it was great, dude. But I hate when Americans do this bullshit game where they go, "You know, it's like, I ate so much bread, I ate everything, and I didn't even gain a pound."

• 5:12Speaker 06

  Right.

• 5:13Andrew Santino?

  And it's like, "We walked every day."

• 5:16Andrew Santino?

  And it's like, "Yeah, dude, you know why? Because when you're at home, you have to work and you're stressed and there's real life." And they're like, "Well, I want to live like them." It's like, "You can't. These are lazy socialists. They're out of their mind."

• 5:27Speaker 06

  That's a good point.

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  You can't live like that. That's a joke.

• 5:29Speaker 06

  I never.

• 5:29Andrew Santino?

  Like in Italy, they're like, "We open at noon, or sometimes not today." You're like, "Oh, okay, well, this isn't a real business."

• 5:35Speaker 06

  Right, right.

• 5:36Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what I mean? It's like, "Yeah, dude, the only reason you have this perspective is because you work here for a living to be able to afford to go see lazy socialists."

• 5:43Speaker 06

  Right.

• 5:44Andrew Santino?

  It's nice.

• 5:45Speaker 06

  I never thought about it that way, but that's a good point.

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  That's what it is. It's all the big, they're like, "I, I ate all this bread, I didn't gain a pound." It's like, "Yeah, dude, because life is fake there."

• 5:52Speaker 06

  Right.

• 5:53Andrew Santino?

  It's not a real world.

• 5:55Speaker 06

  They don't have, it's a fake life.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  It's a fake life, dude.

• 5:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:58Andrew Santino?

  Some of those, we went to go, we were gonna get my dog a, a dog toy. We were like, "Oh, I want to pick up," I always give, bring back like a toy for my, my dog. Because I don't have kids, I'm devoid of reality. So I was like, "I want to get my dog a toy." And the dog toy store didn't open until 12:30 on a weekday. I was like, "What are they doing?" What is the doc? It closes at 4:30.

• 6:18Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 6:19Andrew Santino?

  How crazy is their morning? They're just lazy people, dude.

• 6:23Speaker 06

  You know what I think it is? I think they did it already. And it's like, it would just be too much energy to like, build up another great civilization again.

• 6:30Andrew Santino?

  Do it again.

• 6:31Speaker 06

  To do it again, they're just like, we did it.

• 6:32Andrew Santino?

  But let me tell you something. This is like trust fund kids because their dad's dad's dad did all the work. They don't do shit.

• 6:39Speaker 06

  Right.

• 6:39Andrew Santino?

  Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the Romans. Yeah, nine generations ago, they put that thing together.

• 6:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:44Andrew Santino?

  The last five, you haven't done shit.

• 6:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, no, that's Greece. Uh, we're, that's why we always talk about the glory days like, uh, but now it's, we're kinda like the Al Bundy of countries, like, we were once great in high school and now we're just, we're always talking about the high school, but we're selling shoes now.

• 6:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're selling women's shoes, yeah. That's how I feel. What, you raised your hand?

• 7:03Speaker 06

  It says they're stressed, though. Greece is fourth on the most stressed countries in the world.

• 7:06Andrew Santino?

  Greek doesn't count. When, Greece, we're not, when I talk about Western Europe, I don't include them because they're lunatics.

• 7:11Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 7:11Andrew Santino?

  The Greeks are off their head.

• 7:12Speaker 06

  58% of the population report feeling stressed. That's just, that's cuz, uh, family. That's all family. That's the work, like, it's a lot of like, internal psychological work that you have to do.

• 7:25Andrew Santino?

  My big fat Greek wedding.

• 7:26Speaker 06

  When you're Greek, you actually go to work to relax and get away from your family.

• 7:30Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 7:30Speaker 06

  It's the opposite.

• 7:31Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 7:32Speaker 06

  It's like, being at home is like, you're nine to five.

• 7:34Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 7:35Speaker 06

  And then going to work is like, when you're off.

• 7:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's, well.

• 7:37Speaker 06

  That's how it is.

• 7:38Andrew Santino?

  But the, but the Greeks, I probably, I think are the, some of the most interesting people. They're, they're, they're at least nice. They're nice to tourists. We talked about this the other day. You know, they're protesting tourism all over the world now. The Canary Islands are up in a, a huff about it. Uh, where do you think all your GDP comes from?

• 7:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 7:55Andrew Santino?

  You're welcome.

• 7:56Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 7:56Andrew Santino?

  But also, this is the thing, they're like, we wanna keep this local. It's like, well, you let in all these foreigners and now you're mad because we paid you? Alright, well, kick us all out, go back to the old days. My biggest gripe, I've been writing a new bit about it, is how much I don't like the French. I don't ever want to go back to Paris ever again.

• 8:15Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  Ever again. I don't like to, I don't like Paris. It's a joke. The architecture, it's the same building 50 times.

• 8:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 8:22Andrew Santino?

  I seen it. I've seen it. I don't like their attitude.

• 8:25Speaker 06

  And clean your mirrors.

• 8:26Andrew Santino?

  Clean your mirrors.

• 8:28Speaker 06

  Sometimes I'll go into a spot and I'll be like, is this French? And you look at the mirrors and they're dirty. You ever notice that?

• 8:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:33Speaker 06

  Every French restaurant, the mirrors are dirty. They do it for an aesthetic.

• 8:37Andrew Santino?

  It's not cool.

• 8:38Speaker 06

  Yeah, like this is cool, but I'm like, no, that's just a dirty mirror.

• 8:40Andrew Santino?

  It's a dirty mirror.

• 8:41Speaker 06

  It's a dirty old mirror.

• 8:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's the name of every French, French woman, dirty old mirror.

• 8:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, you know, and they, I understand why you're so frustrated by them because they don't even want to improve or they don't even want you to like them.

• 8:53Andrew Santino?

  They don't care.

• 8:53Speaker 06

  They don't care. They're not trying to convert you at all. They're kind of like the Jews in that way. They're not trying to recruit you.

• 9:02Andrew Santino?

  Dude. Dude. You are right. No, you're right. You're absolutely.

• 9:08Speaker 06

  You know how, you know how like the Jews, like you'll be like, you don't even want me? And they're like, no, you don't want, you know, you ever, they go, are you Jewish? You ever have that on their holidays when they?

• 9:17Andrew Santino?

  Ask if I'm Jewish?

• 9:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, they hand you the palm.

• 9:19Andrew Santino?

  I don't look Jewish, dude.

• 9:22Speaker 06

  That's true. You barely look like human.

• 9:25Andrew Santino?

  I've never been mistaken for a Jewish guy.

• 9:27Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 9:29Andrew Santino?

  I look like a marionette doll that came to life. I look like someone's puppet that got let out.

• 9:35Andrew Santino?

  Like I grew up.

• 9:36Speaker 06

  Yeah, they don't proselytize. They don't try to convert and, and, and create more. And the French is the same thing. You're like, we don't like you. And they're like, that's our point. We don't want you to like us. That is what we like. We want you out of here.

• 9:46Andrew Santino?

  I just think this is the other, this is the other scam about the French is the food is bullshit. This is, okay, we live in a global society now. Everyone has everything everywhere. You want to go get?

• 9:57Speaker 06

  Somebody's been chat GBTing.

• 9:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:59Speaker 06

  We live in a global society.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  I just learned it an hour ago. No, but look dude, I can go get phenomenal Thai. I can get Filipino. I can get Vietnamese. I live in a major metropolitan area, right? You live in New York.

• 10:11Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  We get all the fucking food.

• 10:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 10:13Andrew Santino?

  Okay. And when someone's like, it's different over there. No, it's not.

• 10:16Speaker 06

  Right.

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  It's the same bullshit. In fact, you know what they did? They sent the all-star team to us. Any good French chef? For Italian, they came here.

• 10:23Speaker 06

  That's true.

• 10:23Andrew Santino?

  You sent, you sent your MVPs to the United States. What do you got back there? That's bench, that's bench warmers that's left over. So this is the thing about the food. It's a crock of shit. French food also is garbage. It's absolutely trash. And here's my proof. Never once has a death row last, last meal, ever been any, you never, no one's ever gone ratatouille before they get the chair. Give me beef bourguignon before you zap me to, no, you want American burgers, dogs, uh, you want bullshit food.

• 10:51Speaker 06

  That is a good point, but probably from an American perspective.

• 10:54Andrew Santino?

  God bless, God is good.

• 10:55Speaker 06

  Say probably in France, they may be like, I want escargot.

• 10:58Andrew Santino?

  No, no, they don't. These people, they're, they're, what is it called? They're masochists? A French person before they get, before they get shocked would be like, give me a cigarette and spit on my face. Like that's, they're sick. These are sick people. No, they're sick. They wouldn't want a meal.

• 11:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, people who go to Italy report that the food is better here. The Italian food is better here than it is in.

• 11:16Andrew Santino?

  I've had this argument with many people. You, you have enough Italian food in, in cities that have a good high Italian population like Chicago or New York or, or, or all over the East Coast. Right? All, that's where all the guidos are. We just made it better.

• 11:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 11:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you did it good. We put a little zhuzh on it.

• 11:34Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 11:34Andrew Santino?

  So is the Italian food better here than there? I don't know if it's better. It's different, but it's just as good.

• 11:40Speaker 06

  I, I've heard a lot of people say it's better.

• 11:42Andrew Santino?

  It's just as good to me. I, I can't even say if it's better because at some point it's like.

• 11:46Speaker 06

  And you're a WAP, right?

• 11:47Andrew Santino?

  I'm half WAP, I'm half Mick, half, I'm a Mick WAP. I'm half Mick, half WAP, yeah. Half Irish, half Italian.

• 11:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 11:54Andrew Santino?

  I like Italian food, but it's also like we did, I did that. You know what the first meal I could make when I was poor and I got my own place?

• 12:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 12:00Andrew Santino?

  Pasta.

• 12:01Speaker 06

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 12:02Andrew Santino?

  This isn't crazy.

• 12:03Speaker 06

  No, it's easy.

• 12:04Andrew Santino?

  It's the easiest thing.

• 12:06Speaker 06

  You heat it up and you get sauce and you pour it on.

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  Pour it on, they're like, that's not real sauce. Like, let me tell you something. That shelf bought Rayos is probably as good as anything any nonna has made in any kitchen.

• 12:15Speaker 06

  It's really good.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's, don't give me this game that it's better not in the, the, the can, ragu, by the way, old school ragu, people like, that's gross. It was great.

• 12:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 12:25Andrew Santino?

  And we all ate it. Ragu didn't become that big of a company on accident.

• 12:28Speaker 06

  Right.

• 12:29Andrew Santino?

  It's like when somebody goes, McDonald's is disgusting. You're like. Really? Highest grossing fast food in the world?

• 12:33Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 12:33Andrew Santino?

  It's that, you don't like it?

• 12:34Speaker 06

  No, it's pretty tasty.

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  You're the only one that doesn't like the most popular fast food on earth? I'm on a hot one right now.

• 12:40Speaker 06

  Yeah, you are. You're fucking, you, I think, did a French cut you off on the way here?

• 12:44Andrew Santino?

  No, the French were rude, okay. A French, we went to the first restaurant with, the guy was rude to my wife.

• 12:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 12:48Andrew Santino?

  Because here's the other thing about other places in Europe, Greek inclu- Greece included. You go to Europe and you go, they go, they speak their language, like the French were like, oh, vous êtes les gourous. And you go, oh, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I don't speak French. And you do it that way, you do that thing. We all do that. In every other country, Greece, Italy, Spain, you go, I'm so sorry, I don't, I don't speak it well. You know, like, I know a little Spanish, I don't, and they go, oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah. The French? You go, say, I don't speak French, so I'm sorry, so sorry. Go ahead.

• 13:16Speaker 06

  Uh, so sorry, I don't, uh, I don't speak French.

• 13:19Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Do you want French fries on with your meal? That's how they treat you.

• 13:24Speaker 06

  Yeah, and you're like.

• 13:25Andrew Santino?

  They're annoyed.

• 13:25Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  They're annoyed that you, oh, you don't? Oh, okay. Well, do.

• 13:31Speaker 06

  You wanna hear a good story?

• 13:31Andrew Santino?

  You want sauce on the side? You're like, all right, yeah, dude, I want sauce on the side, I'm sorry.

• 13:35Speaker 06

  You wanna hear a good story?

• 13:36Andrew Santino?

  Do it.

• 13:36Speaker 06

  That happened within our borders.

• 13:39Andrew Santino?

  Hmm?

• 13:39Speaker 06

  In the United States of America, my country, where I have a passport, where you have a passport. I went to a French restaurant in Brooklyn, right?

• 13:47Andrew Santino?

  I'm pissed off right now.

• 13:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, already.

• 13:48Andrew Santino?

  America first, dude.

• 13:49Speaker 06

  Yeah, I, I, yeah, I was about to say, you, you, this is a, this is a really make America great again.

• 13:55Andrew Santino?

  Me and Chris O'Connor got on a big America first kick. Me and Chris O'Connor, we, we got on the biggest, because I ran into him over there, we got on the biggest America first kick.

• 14:03Speaker 06

  Yeah, Fr- France will do that for you.

• 14:05Andrew Santino?

  And by the way, by the way, I don't speak French. And you know what? You're lucky you still do. If we didn't fucking save your ass, you'd be speaking Kanye right now.

• 14:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's right.

• 14:12Andrew Santino?

  So you're welcome.

• 14:13Speaker 06

  That's right.

• 14:13Andrew Santino?

  You're welcome.

• 14:14Speaker 06

  They'd be speaking German.

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  Twice. Yeah, you'd be German, you'd be Ger- you'd be Ger- that, France would be so, so German, because you know, they would coddle.

• 14:22Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 14:22Andrew Santino?

  They would, they would get into it.

• 14:24Speaker 06

  I mean, dude, yeah, I mean.

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  Give me the Brooklyn, I'm sorry.

• 14:26Speaker 06

  No, I'm just saying, like, yeah, whenever they say anything, go, hey, how about World War II? You remember that?

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  Remember that?

• 14:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, how about fucking putting down a baguette and picking up a rifle? The fuck, dude, you're getting invaded, they put up no fight. It took the Germans, this is, this is just a historical fact that lets you know. It took the Germans less time to take the entire country of France, which had like the biggest military at the time, than it did for them to take the Greek island of Crete.

• 14:51Andrew Santino?

  Let's give it up for Crete real fast.

• 14:52Speaker 06

  Let's give it up for fucking Crete. That's a fact.

• 14:54Andrew Santino?

  Cause you know what, Crete, Crete, those are dogs, dude. Those, they want, they were ready to fight.

• 14:58Speaker 06

  Yeah, Cretans are, that's where my mother's from. We're a little.

• 15:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, really? Is that where she is?

• 15:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 15:02Andrew Santino?

  By the way, that's where the term "you're a little Cretan" came from, "you're a little Cretan."

• 15:05Speaker 06

  It actually didn't.

• 15:06Andrew Santino?

  No, but I just wanted it to be, yeah.

• 15:07Speaker 06

  I always thought it did. I also, um, till today, thought it was called cold slaw, but apparently it's called coleslaw. And Dracula is Dracula.

• 15:16Andrew Santino?

  Well, that one, you're an idiot. The second one, yeah, you're an idiot. It's always been Dracula.

• 15:20Speaker 06

  I thought it was Dracula.

• 15:21Andrew Santino?

  But I will give you props on cold slaw, because I know it's coleslaw, but Cole, who is he and what is he doing with my slaw? It is cold slaw. It's never hot.

• 15:28Speaker 06

  No, it's never hot, but it's actually cold slaw.

• 15:31Andrew Santino?

  Ah, sometimes they put it on pastrami, it is a hot slaw. What?

• 15:34Speaker 06

  It's from the Dutch word kusla. Oh.

• 15:36Andrew Santino?

  What does that mean? I don't trust the Dutch at all.

• 15:39Speaker 06

  Lett- lettuce, come lettuce, which is what it is.

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, just.

• 15:43Speaker 06

  It's just lettuce with come on it.

• 15:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's so gross. Cabbage, it's cabbage.

• 15:47Speaker 06

  Cabbage salad. Cabbage salad.

• 15:48Andrew Santino?

  So, kusla means cabbage salad. So, we're literally saying cabbage salad slaw.

• 15:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, and also, like, wh- wh- why are they forcing, it's like the James Corden of condiment. It's like, they're just forcing it on us. Nobody goes in and goes, "Make sure there's a cold slaw next to my burger." Nobody ever eats it, it just sits there.

• 16:05Andrew Santino?

  I take it off, or I ask for none.

• 16:07Speaker 06

  You know what I feel like they do? When you finish your plate, I think they just take it and they take that cold slaw and put it on the next plate. I keep thinking, just keep ro- putting that same cold slaw on people's plates. Nobody eats the cold slaw, so why do they keep putting it on there?

• 16:18Andrew Santino?

  It's funny, two times before, you just said cold, you said cold again twice before. I, I don't think you should switch.

• 16:22Speaker 06

  I'm gonna keep it cold slaw.

• 16:23Andrew Santino?

  I think cold is cold slaw.

• 16:24Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's probably some French guy that wants us to call it cold. Guess what? It's cold.

• 16:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:28Speaker 06

  So, anyway, I go into this fucking bar.

• 16:30Andrew Santino?

  Brooklyn.

• 16:30Speaker 06

  Yeah, and at this point, I just discovered Belgian beer, uh, Duval.

• 16:34Andrew Santino?

  No, it's delicious, yeah, it's very good.

• 16:36Speaker 06

  Right? Yeah, you have no problem with the way I just said that?

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 16:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, right? So, I go in, it's a French restaurant, dirty mirrors, whole thing, right? So I go to the bartender.

• 16:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:46Speaker 06

  And I'm like, hey, can I get a Duval? And she's French. She's French, from France, in my country.

• 16:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay, yeah.

• 16:53Speaker 06

  In my fucking country, in my state, in my city.

• 16:56Andrew Santino?

  Yup.

• 16:57Speaker 06

  And she goes, I swear to God, no exaggeration, she goes, quoi? And I said, uh, a Duval, uh, Duval. She goes, quoi? I go, you know, the, it's a Belgian beer, uh, Duval. She goes, quoi? And I went, uh...

• 17:10Andrew Santino?

  Listen here, duck bitch.

• 17:11Speaker 06

  No, it gets worse. There was a bottle there, on the display. So I point to the bottle, and I go, you know, Duval, Duval, right there, Duval. She turns around, she looks at it. She goes, oh, you mean Duvel?

• 17:27Speaker 07

  Low energy, unfocused, foggy, you might be dehydrated. Gatorade Zero powders have been scientifically designed to help improve hydration balance in the body. With a clinically proven electrolyte blend and no artificial colors or flavors. Great tasting hydration, no matter where you're going. Shop now online or at retailers nationwide. Gatorade, hydrates better than water. Is it in you? Symptoms noted are signs of mild to moderate dehydration. Consult a healthcare professional if symptoms persist.

• 17:58Speaker 06

  Can you believe? Can you believe?

• 18:00Andrew Santino?

  This is, thank God you don't have a gun on your person.

• 18:03Speaker 06

  No, no, no, no.

• 18:04Andrew Santino?

  I'd have shot up the whole place.

• 18:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, no, it's just...

• 18:06Andrew Santino?

  Duvel?

• 18:07Speaker 06

  She said, oh, you mean Duvel.

• 18:09Andrew Santino?

  How's it spelled?

• 18:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, but she knew what the fuck I was saying.

• 18:13Andrew Santino?

  But it's D U V A L, correct? D U V E L. E L, oh.

• 18:17Speaker 06

  So she was right, but I mean, it's like...

• 18:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're wrong.

• 18:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, no, but I mean, did she not know what I was referring to? Because my accent is different?

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 18:24Speaker 06

  You know?

• 18:25Andrew Santino?

  That's...

• 18:25Speaker 06

  You didn't understand? You couldn't make the jump from Duvel to Duval?

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  It's pure discrimination.

• 18:29Speaker 06

  She was fucking with me. Because I was saying it wrong, just like they do with the French when you go, you have to pronounce, like the pronunciation.

• 18:36Andrew Santino?

  It's croissant.

• 18:37Speaker 06

  You are wrong with the way you pronounce.

• 18:38Andrew Santino?

  It's croissant.

• 18:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's croissant. It's like, well, here it's a croissant.

• 18:42Andrew Santino?

  Croissant here.

• 18:42Speaker 06

  Yeah, here it's a croissant, because we don't go quack, quack. We don't have that. We don't have that quacking noise. We're not fucking duck. Yeah, and shut the fuck up.

• 18:49Andrew Santino?

  And shut up, dude, you're welcome.

• 18:50Speaker 06

  Put a little respect on our name for us helping you.

• 18:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, next time I come to France, everyone better come up to me and go, thank you, thank you. That's all I want from you, is a thank you for what, for what my trust fund great, great, great, great grandfather did for you. This country, we're still taking credit for our other shit too. We had nothing to do with it.

• 19:05Speaker 06

  Yeah, no, we weren't there, we had nothing to do with it.

• 19:07Andrew Santino?

  Speaking of Nazis, uh, you did roll in on a Tesla.

• 19:11Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 19:11Andrew Santino?

  My guy dude.

• 19:12Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 19:12Andrew Santino?

  Is that what you rent a Tesla when you come out here?

• 19:14Speaker 06

  Yeah, well.

• 19:14Andrew Santino?

  Did you do the whatchamacallit, uh, what's the car rental place? Did you do like a Hurts?

• 19:18Speaker 06

  Avis.

• 19:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Toro was the one, Turo. Turo was the one you rent some guy's car.

• 19:23Speaker 06

  I'm a simple guy dude, I like a Tesla, that's what I drive, it's what I'm used to.

• 19:27Andrew Santino?

  You drive that back home?

• 19:28Speaker 06

  He, it used to be a good thing I was doing for the environment, now apparently, you know, we're on the other side of it.

• 19:34Andrew Santino?

  No, it doesn't ma- it doesn't mean anything. I don't like when these people drive Teslas, they have a sticker that's like, "I got it before Elon's thing."

• 19:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, you didn't like it, you, yours had nothing to do with apology, you just, it was a gay car for you, cause it had no motor.

• 19:44Andrew Santino?

  I don't like, I, yeah, I don't like, I don't like engineless cars. So I, I honestly like, I would buy an electric car tomorrow, if they made one that I like.

• 19:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 19:52Andrew Santino?

  I'm not against it at all, I just think, make one that I like the look of. I don't like, I just don't like the look of Teslas. I think the, uh, the, whatever the one that they make here is, the Lucid, I don't like that one, there's a bu- Rivian makes trucks and the SUVs, I'm not, I'm not a huge fan of the design, but it's alright. I'm a big car guy, I will get into them, if you show me one that looks sexy. The inside of a Tesla,

• 20:16Andrew Santino?

  it's the most lazy design, there's no, there's no style, it's not sexy.

• 20:21Speaker 06

  You sound like a complaining French. You really do, like, "Oh, this is a symbol."

• 20:27Andrew Santino?

  Alright, well you know what?

• 20:28Speaker 06

  "Where's the dirty mirror?"

• 20:29Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 20:31Speaker 06

  "Where is the one that's a two?"

• 20:33Andrew Santino?

  Where is the, where is the style? Cars used to look cool or sexy. You either had a cool car? Like say you got a Pontiac GTO, cool. But then you want sexy, you know? Like a Mercedes, like the old SLs, the insides were sexy. Right? That car is devoid of all style. Literally no style.

• 20:50Speaker 06

  I think it's nice.

• 20:51Andrew Santino?

  It's an iPad, it's a shitty iPad sideways.

• 20:53Speaker 06

  It's like a airport lounge or something.

• 20:54Andrew Santino?

  Airp- you like the airport?

• 20:56Speaker 06

  I lo- why?

• 20:56Andrew Santino?

  The only guy that likes the airport I've ever met in my life. Oh, Del- oh, yeah, yeah.

• 20:59Speaker 06

  In New York.

• 21:00Andrew Santino?

  Okay, the Centurion or that.

• 21:01Speaker 06

  LA is very nice too.

• 21:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the Delta Lounge. Now you're classing out yourself, you're classing out my audience.

• 21:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm a member of the Delta, I'm, I apologize, I'm a medallion member. You know it's fun though is when you go in the Delta Lounge in like a city and it's like you you come from a city which has a great one and then you go to another one and it's like a dump.

• 21:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah.

• 21:20Speaker 06

  And you're going like this is, that's not what it's supposed to be.

• 21:23Andrew Santino?

  You want to go, you go, how dare you?

• 21:24Speaker 06

  Yeah, how dare you?

• 21:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, like, we were at the airport in, uh, Charles de Gaulle in Paris and, uh, I was like, oh, you know, we're here super early. So I was like, okay, let's go sit, me and my wife, I was like, let's go, you know, s- sit in the lounge if they have one. But, um, they didn't ha- they don't have Delta there. We were flying Delta, they didn't have a lounge. But they're like, you can use your pass to get into like a, whatever it was, Air France or some- someone else? Okay, sure. And we go over there and it was so bad that I was like, the, the regular airport is nicer than the lounge. Legitimately, like, it had nice, the airport had like cool curved couches and all this shit. I was like, we're going back out there. This was so embarrassing. I wa- I was like, this isn't even, who, and people that are paying for it? Like, people pay big money to be in those things, the international airport. I was like, poor bastards.

• 22:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 22:07Andrew Santino?

  This is sh- dog shit. You go to certain airports, like JFK, the lounges are so nice, dude.

• 22:12Speaker 06

  And LaGuardia real nice.

• 22:14Andrew Santino?

  LaGuardia too.

• 22:15Speaker 06

  But LA's got a good one too.

• 22:16Andrew Santino?

  We do, we, they've stepped it up. Yeah, they've stepped it up. Here's the thing about the car. I'm joking. I like the Tesla. I'm glad you have it. The thing that people say like, oh, Elon's a Nazi or whatever, and now they're like, oh, it's a, now you're driving a Nazi car. The staggering irony is, that's new for you guys. I've been on European Nazi cars. I love them.

• 22:39Andrew Santino?

  All these guys are late to the party, dude. German cars have been my favorite forever, dude.

• 22:44Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's like you're drawing a Nazi, you're drawing a swastika on the Tesla, but how come nobody's doing that on the Hugo Boss window?

• 22:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude. Kid makes great suits.

• 22:54Speaker 06

  Volkswagen!

• 22:55Andrew Santino?

  Kid makes great suits. Yeah, dude. VW, Porsche, Mercedes, Beamer. I mean, these are all, these are Nazi cars.

• 23:02Speaker 06

  They make great cars.

• 23:04Andrew Santino?

  They make great cars.

• 23:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, they do.

• 23:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they, I mean, really, I mean, Mercedes made, Mercedes made what, tanks for the Nazis? It was either tanks or it was like, um...

• 23:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, Volkswagen, all Volkswagen, uh, Mercedes, uh, Mercedes.

• 23:17Andrew Santino?

  Not BMW though. I don't think BMW got caught up in that wave.

• 23:20Speaker 06

  No.

• 23:21Andrew Santino?

  And Mercedes was like, what, they did too?

• 23:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, well, they, no, Mercedes made like, like the...

• 23:26Speaker 07

  Staff command cars for them.

• 23:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so they made the staff cars.

• 23:30Speaker 06

  Yeah, so those, those, those, those were like for the good, for the, yeah.

• 23:33Andrew Santino?

  For Hitler's help?

• 23:34Speaker 06

  For the, for the high command.

• 23:37Andrew Santino?

  I want you to make me a coffee, my assistant.

• 23:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, I mean, something with.

• 23:40Andrew Santino?

  You think Hitler had a personal assistant?

• 23:45Andrew Santino?

  Someone needs to pick up my dry cleaning.

• 23:47Speaker 06

  Wilhelm in here, please. Yeah. Coffee to sugars. Anyway, the Jewish solution.

• 23:55Speaker 07

  But yeah, Volkswagen is the main Nazi one.

• 23:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh, VW was. I thought, oh, wow. Good for those guys, dude. Look at that, all those seventeen year old girls driving Jettas. You're supporting, you're supporting the Nazis.

• 24:05Speaker 07

  It was founded by Nazis with the goal of creating the people's car.

• 24:09Andrew Santino?

  That's what it means. The people, yeah, the people's car, Volkswagen, car for the people.

• 24:13Speaker 06

  Car for, it was their Ford.

• 24:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. What would, now, what was Ford?

• 24:17Speaker 06

  Ford.

• 24:18Andrew Santino?

  Ford was started by two KKK members.

• 24:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, back then, it was just kinda like, yeah, it was like, it was common. It was like, you like MMA? And a guy was like, yeah. It's like, kinda like that back then. Like, you hate Jews? Like, yeah.

• 24:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:30Speaker 06

  Of course, yeah.

• 24:31Andrew Santino?

  Drive our car.

• 24:32Speaker 06

  You watch the NBA playoffs. It was like a simple question that guys would ask between each other.

• 24:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 24:36Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 24:36Andrew Santino?

  Are you a Knicks fan?

• 24:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, you Knicks fan? Who am I?

• 24:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 24:40Speaker 06

  I am a Ben, here's the thing. I grew up a diehard Knicks fan.

• 24:45Andrew Santino?

  And what happened now?

• 24:46Speaker 06

  Diehard.

• 24:46Andrew Santino?

  You're the first time in the Eastern Conference in twenty-five years.

• 24:48Speaker 06

  I know.

• 24:49Andrew Santino?

  And what?

• 24:49Speaker 06

  I, I let it go because it was too painful. It was, it was a toxic relationship.

• 24:53Andrew Santino?

  You held on to the Yankees, though. I see that.

• 24:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, I held on to the Yankees. I held on to the Giants, but I got out of it. And, um, and then I just started rooting for basketball teams that had at least one white player on their team.

• 25:05Speaker 06

  It's something I just wanna get, I just wanna be honest about.

• 25:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:08Speaker 06

  I don't know why I do it. It's not a racial thing. It's like an underdog thing or like, I don't know.

• 25:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:13Speaker 06

  But I liked the Utah Jazz, John Stockton, Hornacek. Every time there's at least one white guy on the team, I just root for that team. I don't know. I don't need three.

• 25:22Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 25:22Speaker 06

  Just maybe one.

• 25:23Andrew Santino?

  Well, OKC.

• 25:24Speaker 06

  OKC.

• 25:25Andrew Santino?

  OKC has a buddy of mine, Alex Caruso.

• 25:29Speaker 06

  They got Alex Caruso and they got Chet Holmgren.

• 25:32Andrew Santino?

  Chet Holmgren, although I don't count him actually as white.

• 25:34Speaker 06

  Why? Because he's over seven?

• 25:35Andrew Santino?

  He seems like a mover. He seems like he shifts sides. He can go anywhere. Yeah, he's almost like a little shapeshifter.

• 25:40Speaker 06

  Well, then you can't put DiVincenzo in there either, because he's-

• 25:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can. DiVincenzo, he's Italian.

• 25:43Speaker 06

  Is he white?

• 25:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Huh? Oh, Wolves. Yeah, get out of here.

• 25:47Speaker 06

  There's not a lot of like, white guys, though. And like, they're all kinda like-

• 25:51Andrew Santino?

  That's on purpose. Yeah, that's deliberate.

• 25:53Speaker 06

  Yeah, they're all European, or when you-

• 25:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, they're all European.

• 25:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, why? Caruso's a white American kid?

• 25:59Speaker 06

  He's a white American kid.

• 26:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's hard to get a white American kid. Well, look, dude, what are we talking about? Uh, uh, number one draft pick, uh-

• 26:07Speaker 06

  Cooper!

• 26:07Andrew Santino?

  He's a white kid from America.

• 26:08Speaker 06

  You can't get whiter than Cooper Flag from Maine!

• 26:13Andrew Santino?

  By the way, what flag?

• 26:13Speaker 06

  Do you guys wanna go see Cooper? Coop's playing tonight. Coop is playing tonight!

• 26:19Andrew Santino?

  He's gonna be awesome, by the way.

• 26:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, and he plays, you gotta say, he plays kinda... He plays... Black.

• 26:27Andrew Santino?

  Like a good guy? Like a good basketball player?

• 26:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, he plays like, not like in the-

• 26:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, what's white anymore? What is white? Because white guys-

• 26:32Speaker 06

  White's like jump shots.

• 26:33Andrew Santino?

  But no one does that anymore.

• 26:35Speaker 06

  Right.

• 26:35Andrew Santino?

  Uh, you know who plays white ball, then?

• 26:37Speaker 06

  Who?

• 26:37Andrew Santino?

  Steph Curry. If you're gonna, if you real- because Steph Curry only shoots.

• 26:40Speaker 06

  His handles, black.

• 26:41Andrew Santino?

  His handles are okay. He shoots most of the time.

• 26:44Speaker 06

  Yeah, when a guy-

• 26:44Andrew Santino?

  He's quick to release. He's got, he's got that.

• 26:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:47Andrew Santino?

  I was gonna say a joke.

• 26:49Speaker 06

  Well, go ahead.

• 26:49Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 26:50Speaker 06

  No, do it. Come on.

• 26:51Andrew Santino?

  Quick release. It's, you know, it's that... It's that extra muscle.

• 26:58Speaker 06

  Jimmy the Greek!

• 27:00Andrew Santino?

  He's got this like, he does, he's got the quick... So, yeah, no one plays the old school white guy ball.

• 27:04Speaker 06

  By the way, the thing about that thing was... Is, now I don't think it's as controversial, because it's not just- It's uh, there is like, fast twitch, slow twitch.

• 27:14Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, it's not, here's the deal.

• 27:16Speaker 06

  And Africans.

• 27:17Andrew Santino?

  It was used as a racial insult.

• 27:19Speaker 06

  Right.

• 27:20Andrew Santino?

  But what, what a weird insult, cause what it really is.

• 27:23Speaker 06

  It's a compliment.

• 27:24Andrew Santino?

  It's about fast twitch muscle, right, it's about fibers that, that move faster.

• 27:26Speaker 06

  Cause I did mine and I have fast twitch.

• 27:28Andrew Santino?

  No you don't.

• 27:28Speaker 06

  You can do in the, in the um.

• 27:30Andrew Santino?

  No you don't.

• 27:30Speaker 06

  Yeah, you're either an endurance at, you got, your DNA either shows you're an endurance athlete. Um, or a.

• 27:36Andrew Santino?

  Speed or a quick.

• 27:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, agility athlete, something like that, and it's like fast, like, yeah, and I got the fast twitch.

• 27:41Andrew Santino?

  Like you can sprint, but you can't go, you can't go.

• 27:43Speaker 06

  That's right, I can sprint, I, I always could jump high when I played basketball, I was very athletic, yeah.

• 27:47Andrew Santino?

  Could you dunk?

• 27:48Speaker 06

  Uh, I could grab the rim.

• 27:49Andrew Santino?

  I can dunk.

• 27:50Speaker 06

  You could dunk, well you're a little, you're a little taller than me.

• 27:52Andrew Santino?

  And I got pictures of it to prove it.

• 27:53Speaker 06

  Are you 6'2"?

• 27:54Andrew Santino?

  6'1".

• 27:55Speaker 06

  6'1". I'm 6'1".

• 27:57Andrew Santino?

  I got ya.

• 27:57Speaker 06

  In sneakers.

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  In sneakers?

• 28:00Speaker 06

  I'm 5'11 3/4".

• 28:01Andrew Santino?

  That's fine.

• 28:02Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's fine.

• 28:02Andrew Santino?

  You're not on, you're married, you're not, you don't have to worry about the dating, the dating pool of lying of heights, I always, this is like a thing I hear.

• 28:08Speaker 06

  I'm 195 pounds too.

• 28:09Andrew Santino?

  There's me yakking right there, he's got a photo.

• 28:11Speaker 06

  Wow, look at that, get him fucking cold red, what'd they call you, Red Rocket?

• 28:15Andrew Santino?

  And they go, and they go, Opie Taylor, black dude, and they go, Opie Taylor, that's a reference that literally nobody will get on here, Andy Griffith. The Andy Griffith Show, and they go, Opie Taylor, that was Ron Howard as a child, for people that are too young to know. They go, they go, Opie Taylor, right there, Opie, they used to call me Opie. Cause he was bright red hair when he was a kid, he looked.

• 28:31Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 28:32Andrew Santino?

  It, that, Opie or um, but Cheeto, I didn't get that name till I was out here, that was playing basketball in, in East Hollywood, with a bunch of Mexicans.

• 28:40Speaker 06

  So that was a basketball name, Cheeto?

• 28:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, I quit, I quit basketball, probably what, uh, almost a decade ago, but that was like the, that, that, that was the thing I loved the most, for exercise. I just quit it, cause we got, I got to an age when I was like, I don't, I'm not gonna get hurt, I don't wanna get hurt anymore.

• 28:56Speaker 06

  That's what happened to me, I saw Keith Albertstadt, you know comedian Keith Albertstadt?

• 28:59Andrew Santino?

  I don't know him.

• 29:00Speaker 06

  Well, he's a comedian in New York, and the comics used to play in Queens, and they'd get together and play, and then I saw him, um, with two crutches, and just like a brace on like this, and I was, he was like. Going up to the stage, and I, I was like, what happened, he was like, yeah, well, we were playing, and then at that point, I was like, I'm not going through that, I'm not.

• 29:18Andrew Santino?

  Like car accident, uh, yeah, okay, you get hurt, yeah. You know, something to have the basketball. So I, I, I think I've extended the number, but I probably was around five to six years. I quit. I would go on the road. Sometimes I go to the YMCA, go pick up games. I just got, I was like, I don't want to get hurt anymore.

• 29:31Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 29:31Andrew Santino?

  You know, these kids were 19 years old.

• 29:33Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 29:33Andrew Santino?

  I was like, I'm not playing against a 19 year old kid.

• 29:35Speaker 06

  And it's such, it's a sport to so easily get hurt.

• 29:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, dude, so especially for us.

• 29:39Speaker 06

  Yeah. And you're moving in ways that just your body.

• 29:42Andrew Santino?

  That you're not supposed to move.

• 29:43Speaker 06

  You're not supposed to move that way.

• 29:43Andrew Santino?

  That's why I stick to golf like an old white.

• 29:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, you're, you're good at golf.

• 29:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I love it. It's, it's, it is, it's my favorite thing to escape me from all of this shit.

• 29:54Speaker 06

  Let me ask you a question.

• 29:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:55Speaker 06

  How does a, what does a professional golfer do when they retire? Do they golf more?

• 30:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, true, truly no. I mean, they kind of hate it. At some point, a lot of those guys get sick of it.

• 30:04Speaker 06

  Do they get a job after they're done golfing?

• 30:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but it's just like athletes. You know when an NBA player, an NFL player, when they retire, they get, they get like a cush job from someone else that gives them a freebie?

• 30:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  You know, I mean, they help, like, a lot of these guys I've met over the years, pro athletes that retire and unless they had a lot in the bank, they usually get into something.

• 30:21Speaker 06

  You know what just happened right there?

• 30:22Andrew Santino?

  Uh.

• 30:22Speaker 06

  I made a joke and it, you just didn't find it funny.

• 30:25Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 30:27Speaker 06

  And you answered me seriously.

• 30:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:30Speaker 06

  Cause you know, it's like people usually retire and then they go golf. Yeah.

• 30:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it didn't land.

• 30:34Speaker 06

  But you were just like, you were almost embarrassed for how bad you thought the joke were that you were gonna just make it serious and be like, we're just having a conversation.

• 30:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I was like, I need to answer this before he.

• 30:42Speaker 06

  I'm not gonna let my friend, I'm not gonna let my friend, you know, it's just, I didn't find it funny at all, no.

• 30:47Andrew Santino?

  I was like, dude, I can't have you go like that.

• 30:49Speaker 06

  Either that or you don't, you got insulted because I said something about golf.

• 30:52Andrew Santino?

  No, no, it was a bad joke.

• 30:54Speaker 06

  It was a bad joke. Okay.

• 30:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can make better jokes than that. You're much stronger than that, dude. As good as you are for as long as you've been doing it.

• 30:59Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  That's like a three year in joke. You know that. That's something he says. He says dumb shit like that with his stupid mullet.

• 31:07Speaker 05

  In here, we pour whiskey.

• 31:09Andrew Santino?

  NBA playoffs are in full swing. Absolutely diabolical stuff happening right now. A lot of my New York friends are upside down about what's going on. Indianapolis tearing it up and of course, Minnesota. Tooth to tooth. With the boys from Oklahoma down there. Used to be, used to be Seattle. Uh, NBA playoffs are in full swing. If you're like me and you want to add a little skin to the game, download ProfitX today. ProfitX offers the best prices, so no matter what team you love or hate, whatever awful franchise your dad brainwashed you into liking, ProfitX is the app to get your picks in with right now. ProfitX is a peer-to-peer exchange available in over 40 states, including right here in California. On this exchange, you'll always get the best odds and you can even play

• 31:54Andrew Santino?

  completely for free. You want to play for free? You want to wager nothing? Go ahead. It's also peer-to-peer. That's huge. A lot of people don't offer peer-to-peer. ProfitX does. Download ProfitX now and use the promo code WHISKY to get up to $200 in profit cash. Once again, ProfitX, download it right now. Use the promo code WHISKY, you know it, to get up to $200 in profit cash. Have fun. A lot of people have misconceptions about life insurance. Let me tell you something. A lot of people say, "I don't need life insurance. Who cares? Who knows? Whatever." Hey, Forbes released a study in March of 2025, right? Very recent. It said, "Over half of Americans don't have life insurance because they think it's too expensive." That ain't true! Ethos has got you covered. You can get affordable life insurance easily done online. It's extremely important.

• 32:39Andrew Santino?

  Look, I got it myself to protect my loved ones, you know, my family. And look, you think, "Well, maybe I don't have kids." I don't have kids. You still want it for your loved ones, those that are close to you, uh, to help protect you and your family, extended as it may be. Uh, with Ethos, you can get a free quote and customize a rate that fits your budget. You can get up to $3 million in coverage, and some policies, they start as low as $2 a day billed monthly. Two bucks a day. $2. That's all it is. $2. What do you get for $2 a day anymore at all? Nothing. Lock in your rate today since premiums can go up as you age. You gotta get it while you're a youth. Ethos makes it fast and easy to protect your family's future in minutes, not months. No medical exam required. That's huge. Just answer a few health questions, 100%

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  done online, get a quote in as little as 10 minutes, you can get same-day coverage without ever leaving the comfort of your couch. Uh, January 2025, according to a stat from The Guardian, it could take weeks to get approved with Traditional life insurance carriers. Ethos is trustworthy company that disrupts the traditional life insurance industry and they get it done. Three million families have completed their application to trusted Ethos to help find the right coverage. So, protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get your free quote today at ethos.com/whiskey. That's E-T-H-O-S dot com slash whiskey. E-T-H-O-S dot com slash, you know it, it's whiskey.

• 33:54Speaker 07

  Ginger. I like gingers.

• 33:58Andrew Santino?

  Most people I meet, like athletes and stuff that retire, genuinely every athlete plays golf, except for golfers. When they kind of slow down, they get fat and they just don't do any, really anything at all. I mean, it's kind of sad. Like golfers just don't do anything because they did this since they were six.

• 34:21Speaker 06

  It still kind of works with the joke.

• 34:22Andrew Santino?

  A little bit.

• 34:23Speaker 06

  Because if you're not golfing, you know.

• 34:24Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing? Are you killing yourself?

• 34:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, what are you, I mean, what?

• 34:27Andrew Santino?

  The weirdest thing to see is we've gotten older, you see these guys, every sport, not just golf, whatever, they retire at 35 or 40. That's crazy to me.

• 34:34Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 34:35Andrew Santino?

  Like think about now, if someone's like, who's, what are you, 40, what?

• 34:37Speaker 06

  I'm 40. I'll take 40.

• 34:39Andrew Santino?

  What are you, 40?

• 34:40Speaker 06

  9.

• 34:41Andrew Santino?

  You're 49?

• 34:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 34:43Andrew Santino?

  Are you really?

• 34:44Speaker 06

  Yeah. I look good for 49, don't I?

• 34:46Andrew Santino?

  That's not what I was gonna say.

• 34:47Speaker 06

  Greek don't leak. Oh, okay.

• 34:49Andrew Santino?

  I was gonna say...

• 34:50Speaker 07

  Low energy, unfocused, foggy, you might be dehydrated. Gatorade Zero powders have been scientifically designed to help improve hydration balance in the body. With a clinically proven electrolyte blend and no artificial colors or flavors. Great tasting hydration, no matter where you're going. Shop now online or at retailers nationwide. Gatorade. Hydrates better than water. Is it in you? Symptoms noted are signs of mild to moderate dehydration. Consult a healthcare professional if symptoms persist.

• 35:18Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 35:19Speaker 06

  Yeah. You're old.

• 35:21Andrew Santino?

  You're really, you're really, nothing really happened, huh?

• 35:23Speaker 06

  No.

• 35:24Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 35:25Speaker 03

  Forty-eight online.

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  It is. He turns forty-nine soon.

• 35:28Speaker 06

  Forty-nine.

• 35:29Andrew Santino?

  His birthday is in, uh, two months.

• 35:32Speaker 06

  That's right. How did you remember? Well, more than two, uh, yeah.

• 35:35Andrew Santino?

  No, what do you mean?

• 35:35Speaker 06

  Three, three, four, almost four, yeah.

• 35:38Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 35:39Speaker 06

  June, June, July, uh, three months.

• 35:41Andrew Santino?

  You're August twenty-fourth.

• 35:42Speaker 06

  But it's at the end, so it's basically four months.

• 35:43Andrew Santino?

  August twenty-fourth.

• 35:44Speaker 06

  Twenty-fifth, close. How the fuck do you know my birthday?

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  Shut up, dude. I pay attention.

• 35:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, and you don't know my name.

• 35:49Andrew Santino?

  What's my birthday?

• 35:50Speaker 06

  Huh?

• 35:50Andrew Santino?

  What's my birthday?

• 35:52Speaker 06

  Uh, American or?

• 35:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, American.

• 35:55Speaker 06

  Chinese year.

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  Chinese.

• 35:56Speaker 06

  Chinese, year of the dragon, fifteen-six. I nailed it. I nailed it. No, your birthday is February. You look like a February guy.

• 36:05Andrew Santino?

  Fuck you.

• 36:06Speaker 06

  You think you were born in winter.

• 36:07Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, fuck you.

• 36:08Speaker 06

  Uh, September eleventh?

• 36:11Andrew Santino?

  My favorite holiday. I just learned today, by the way.

• 36:14Speaker 06

  January seventh. January sixth.

• 36:16Andrew Santino?

  January sixth.

• 36:17Speaker 06

  January sixth.

• 36:18Andrew Santino?

  Uh, October sixteenth. I just learned today that my special comes out on Hulu on September twelfth.

• 36:24Speaker 03

  That's, wow.

• 36:25Andrew Santino?

  The day after my favorite holiday, dude.

• 36:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's a good one, yeah.

• 36:28Andrew Santino?

  Never forget to watch my special tomorrow. Speaking of specials, Let's Be Honest.

• 36:33Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 36:34Andrew Santino?

  Let's Be Honest. It's the name of the new special, Let's Be Honest.

• 36:36Speaker 06

  No, that was, uh, that was a good one. That was the name of my album, my first album.

• 36:39Andrew Santino?

  Let's Be Honest.

• 36:40Speaker 06

  Let me be honest.

• 36:41Andrew Santino?

  Let me be honest.

• 36:41Speaker 06

  Let me be honest. But it's called, uh, Property Owner. It's on YouTube right now, so put in Property Owner, Yannis Pappas, and enjoy it.

• 36:47Andrew Santino?

  Put in Property Owner right now on YouTube. We'll put the link in the description down below. Please go watch it because you're one of the greatest, um, comics that I, I've been, uh, lucky enough to call an actual friend. A lot of people I'm not, we're not really friends, are we? A lot of people, you're like, I don't really like that guy that much. I put up with him.

• 37:02Speaker 06

  Yeah, the only reason we don't hang out is because we live on different coasts. If we were in the same city, we would hang out all the time.

• 37:07Andrew Santino?

  I know. It kinda pisses me off. There's a lot of New York guys that I feel like I would, I'd see so much more if I could be over there more.

• 37:12Speaker 06

  How many more fires is it gonna take to get out of this fucking hellhole?

• 37:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, the only reason I'm still here is because of Bobby. He won't move, you know what I mean? If he were, if he was willing to move, I would leave. I've already been gone. Mentally, I'm not even in L.A. I'm gone.

• 37:23Speaker 06

  Right.

• 37:24Andrew Santino?

  You know, mentally, mentally, I'm, I'm in Gaza.

• 37:30Andrew Santino?

  No mentally, I'm gone. Mentally, I just am not here. I'm just not here anymore.

• 37:34Speaker 06

  What is LA kinda, it's sort of like?

• 37:35Andrew Santino?

  It does not exist.

• 37:36Speaker 06

  It's, it's not the same anymore.

• 37:38Andrew Santino?

  I'm not kidding, it does not exist.

• 37:39Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 37:39Andrew Santino?

  You know what, you know what LA feels like?

• 37:42Speaker 06

  Detroit.

• 37:43Andrew Santino?

  Well, you have kids, so you know. Have you ever gone to a, have you ever gone to a theme park on a, on a weekday? When it's not high-traffic season where it's like kinda ghostly and dead and a little like, like a Six Flags or something? If you go on a weekday at an off-hour and you're like, damn dude, it's like weird, like not all the booths aren't, aren't open anymore? Like some of the rides are just like, they're like, we're not running that right now. That's what LA feels like. It feels like a theme park that, uh, that, that's mid-week. It's like a mid-week theme park and no one's really going. It doesn't, there's no energy anymore. Every restaurant in store, I went down Sunset the other night, I took a drive just for fun. And I was like, cause I used to like to drive, um, as a young comic, after I do a open-mic spot at the store, I would drive west on Sunset all the way to the water sometimes.

• 38:28Andrew Santino?

  I just liked it. And so I took a drive the other night and the amount of stores that closed that used to be open, bars, restaurants, retail, all that stuff. It just made me, it depress, it's depressing as fuck. It just, it's totally gone. And I know people are like, that's not true, it's, dude, it's.

• 38:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, it feels different now. It has a different feel now, yeah.

• 38:46Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's, something's wrong.

• 38:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, well, every, you know, the internet just changed it. The internet kinda changed it. It's like when, I guess, uh, Detroit, there's cities that, you know, they have their time.

• 38:55Andrew Santino?

  Detroit with, with the motor, yeah, but, but that's funny, Detroit's rebuilding, but what did it take? How many, 30 years?

• 38:59Speaker 06

  Exactly.

• 38:59Andrew Santino?

  So LA's gonna take another 30, 40 years. By that time, I'll be hanging up, you know what I mean? Hanging up somewhere, dude. Hang me up in the fucking mood.

• 39:07Speaker 06

  And the fires, that, that, that's gotta, that's gotta be.

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  We started those. You know, that was, we did that.

• 39:13Speaker 06

  It was always burning since the world's been turning.

• 39:14Andrew Santino?

  That's right. Michael Stipe. No, we, it's, it, the fires sucked. It's a big fear. Um, if you live in those locations, I'm blessed, I don't live, I didn't live anywhere near it, but like.

• 39:24Speaker 06

  You didn't have to get evacuated.

• 39:25Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, I don't live, I live, you know what I mean? That's like Malibu in the hills and all that stuff out there, I don't live out. It's, so I feel bad for it, but it's also like, we've seen this about 100 fucking times. I mean, since I've lived here?

• 39:35Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 39:35Andrew Santino?

  I've lived here from, since 2006, 7?

• 39:40Andrew Santino?

  It's, there's been so many of these. This was one of the worst I've ever seen.

• 39:44Speaker 06

  This was bad, yeah.

• 39:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but we've seen so many of these.

• 39:46Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 39:47Andrew Santino?

  Also, they don't pay attention to the ones that... There's a lot of them that happen like a little bit further north. Doesn't affect Hollywood, so they don't care.

• 39:52Speaker 06

  Right.

• 39:53Andrew Santino?

  They don't talk about it.

• 39:54Speaker 06

  That's gotta play in people's psyches though, just like going, like, is there another one gonna happen? Cause also you breathe in the air, it's just not good.

• 40:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude, it was bad. Yeah, no, we all got cancer from that.

• 40:03Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's not good.

• 40:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you're gonna get a cancer. I mean, which one do you want?

• 40:07Speaker 06

  That's a good question. Um, I'm gonna take prostate.

• 40:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 40:11Speaker 06

  I want the prostate.

• 40:11Andrew Santino?

  My dad had that.

• 40:12Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's the one you want.

• 40:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, cause they get it out, they remove it.

• 40:15Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 40:16Andrew Santino?

  But then he leaks, he leaks a lot.

• 40:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's alright.

• 40:20Andrew Santino?

  He hates it, dude.

• 40:21Speaker 06

  He leaks a lot, yeah.

• 40:22Andrew Santino?

  He tells me he leaks a lot. Well, because it's a weird... They put like a mesh lining in there, like they do like a mesh netting thing to like help your pelvic floor rebuild itself and all that stuff, but it's impossible.

• 40:33Speaker 06

  It's a mesh clutch.

• 40:34Andrew Santino?

  You have no testosterone left, right? Cause you usually, this happens later in life, so you're already depleted of your testosterone levels, right? So then, your muscle fatigue is real, right? You can't rebuild, so when you do have prostate cancer, he's like, it's unbelievably painful and uncomfortable, and then you just...

• 40:52Speaker 06

  They didn't catch it early then?

• 40:54Andrew Santino?

  They caught it early enough that he's alive and he's doing fine, but I mean, I think at a certain age, 70?

• 41:00Speaker 06

  So he got it early?

• 41:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 41:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 41:02Andrew Santino?

  Well, what do you mean, he's fucking...

• 41:03Speaker 06

  Age-wise, it's kinda early.

• 41:04Andrew Santino?

  Well, what do you mean kinda early? How old do you think he's gonna be?

• 41:07Speaker 06

  He's 70 something, he's young, man.

• 41:09Andrew Santino?

  70's not young anymore.

• 41:11Speaker 06

  70's young now, dude.

• 41:12Andrew Santino?

  No, we're going backwards, dude. I think we were, people ever thought we were gonna live forever. What's the average life expectancy now in the United States? I bet you it's 82.

• 41:19Speaker 06

  I bet it's lower. 82's... I bet it's 79. No, no. The average is, here's, the average I think is 77, 78 for men.

• 41:27Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 41:27Speaker 06

  But there's...

• 41:28Andrew Santino?

  So 70, you're seven years off.

• 41:29Speaker 06

  But there's things that bring that down.

• 41:31Andrew Santino?

  Like what?

• 41:33Andrew Santino?

  Now we're on Joe Rogan's podcast?

• 41:35Speaker 06

  No, no, I'm just saying...

• 41:36Andrew Santino?

  Alpha brain.

• 41:37Speaker 06

  You were right, it is 77.

• 41:38Andrew Santino?

  77, that's terrible!

• 41:39Speaker 06

  And I just wanna make this sound, I'm gonna do scientific, I'm just saying what it is. The different groups have different life expectancies.

• 41:47Andrew Santino?

  Uh oh.

• 41:47Speaker 06

  And, certain groups bring down the average.

• 41:51Andrew Santino?

  Jews, he's doing it again.

• 41:52Speaker 06

  I'm not, I'm just saying...

• 41:53Andrew Santino?

  He's doing it again!

• 41:54Speaker 06

  Actually, not the Jews, those things live forever.

• 42:00Speaker 06

  But um, yeah, certain other groups bring down the average.

• 42:02Andrew Santino?

  I get it, I get it, I get it.

• 42:03Speaker 06

  So actually a white man, I think, if you look at a white, a, a, a...

• 42:07Andrew Santino?

  Uh-oh.

• 42:08Speaker 06

  A paler guy. Yeah, there's no way to, there's no way to say this without saying like I'm quoting the bell curve.

• 42:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:16Speaker 06

  Um, but it just so happens, I think, white males is a little higher, right? Eighty-seven.

• 42:20Andrew Santino?

  Seventy-six.

• 42:21Speaker 06

  White males? Okay, so just scrap everything I said.

• 42:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're, yeah, you're wrong.

• 42:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm just wrong, yeah.

• 42:26Andrew Santino?

  No, I think what it is, is, yeah, my dad's seventy and seventy-six, seventy-seven is not far away, so that's scary to me.

• 42:32Speaker 06

  Well, my dad lived to ninety-one, so I always, and he was so young in his seventies, so I think...

• 42:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but your dad was from Greece.

• 42:37Speaker 06

  That's true.

• 42:38Andrew Santino?

  That's a big difference, man.

• 42:39Speaker 06

  He was born in America, but yeah, he was from Greece.

• 42:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he was born here? I thought your dad was born over there.

• 42:42Speaker 06

  My mother was born there.

• 42:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, your mom was?

• 42:44Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 42:44Andrew Santino?

  Okay, alright, so she's the pig.

• 42:46Speaker 06

  And you're, you're a mutt, that's good, as long as you're a mutt, I think that helps.

• 42:50Andrew Santino?

  Not a purebred.

• 42:51Speaker 06

  You don't wanna be a purebred.

• 42:51Andrew Santino?

  No, you don't wanna be a purebred.

• 42:52Speaker 06

  You get hip, hip problems, things like that.

• 42:54Andrew Santino?

  This kid's a purebred.

• 42:55Speaker 05

  No, I'm not.

• 42:55Andrew Santino?

  Yes, you are, dude. Yes, you are, look at how fucking white this kid looks, right off the Mayflower, this kid. Honestly.

• 43:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, he's, he's got, there's some, there's some...

• 43:04Speaker 05

  It's a mix of two whites.

• 43:05Speaker 06

  There's some dead...

• 43:05Andrew Santino?

  But it's a mix of two, like, uh, it's a mix of two, like, um, well, it's Irish and what's the other one?

• 43:10Speaker 05

  She's like Norwegian.

• 43:11Andrew Santino?

  Norwi, yeah, see, that's, see, that's, that's, that's white.

• 43:14Speaker 06

  There's some dead Indians in your family background, yeah. There's some displaced...

• 43:20Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm trash, Irish and Italian.

• 43:22Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 43:22Andrew Santino?

  By the way, you, Italy did remind me, you know, when you think Italy's this beautiful fantasy place, and then you go there, you're like, oh no, this is just the south of Europe. This is just Alabama of Europe. It really reminds you, because Italy is, is flush with white trash, and I mean, the best white trash. Like, we have cool white trash, they're the best.

• 43:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 43:40Andrew Santino?

  They're undefeated, because they embrace it in a way, and it's not mocked culturally, at least, you know, from a dumb American's perspective. The way that someone's like, "Oh yeah, I'm down in Louisiana, blah, blah, blah," and we mock them. No, the southern Italian white trash, that's like the way to live.

• 43:55Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 43:55Andrew Santino?

  It's nice to be trash.

• 43:57Speaker 06

  And they grab, they grab women, they do grab on the streets, they pull.

• 44:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they're aggressive people, yeah.

• 44:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, cha-cha, and they go, "Oh..."

• 44:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they bite their hands, yeah.

• 44:04Speaker 06

  "Oh, no, no, no, I can't, they can't handle it, yeah."

• 44:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, they're, they're rude and aggressive, but I, you know, but at least they're nice to tourists, because they like our money.

• 44:13Speaker 06

  They like the money.

• 44:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they like the money.

• 44:15Speaker 06

  They are nice to tourists, they're nice, and, um... That's a good thing and you know Germans go there, Germans go to Greece, they go to Italy and Greeks and Italians just endure it, we deal with it. Cause they get naked. The Germans get naked.

• 44:29Andrew Santino?

  The Germans get naked.

• 44:30Speaker 06

  I don't know why that is, but they get naked at the beach.

• 44:33Andrew Santino?

  They're making up for lost time.

• 44:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, I don't know what they're doing. When you go there, it's just a fat, you'll see a fat German dude just naked.

• 44:41Andrew Santino?

  And well, or they have those little beautiful little speedos with their little penises.

• 44:44Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 44:45Andrew Santino?

  I, I, I really commend, I commend people that have little penises that wear speedos. I think that's rad. Cause it's a real who gives a fuck.

• 44:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 44:53Andrew Santino?

  Because I, I'm so self-conscious, I have a regular penis and I don't want to wear one of those. But the only guys that really get away with it are small penis men.

• 45:00Speaker 06

  Is yours regular when it's soft too?

• 45:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 45:03Speaker 06

  That's good.

• 45:04Andrew Santino?

  It's chill. I have a chill penis.

• 45:05Speaker 06

  So you got a, like one you can expose in a locker room without having to hit it against your leg a few times?

• 45:09Andrew Santino?

  I was never scared, I was never scared to take showers.

• 45:11Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 45:12Andrew Santino?

  No, that's not true. I was. I had black guys in my school. I fucking, what do you mean? I played basketball. I showered at home.

• 45:16Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 45:17Andrew Santino?

  No, no, but I did feel comfortable. Once you saw enough small white penises, you were like, I'm all right.

• 45:23Speaker 06

  I had a really good friend when I was real young who was black and.

• 45:28Andrew Santino?

  What happened to him?

• 45:29Speaker 06

  He's fine.

• 45:30Andrew Santino?

  He's still black?

• 45:30Speaker 06

  He's still black.

• 45:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh wow.

• 45:31Speaker 06

  But I mean, it was the first time I remember I saw a black penis.

• 45:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh right.

• 45:35Speaker 06

  We weren't doing anything or whatever. He was like in his.

• 45:37Andrew Santino?

  You don't need to, it's fine.

• 45:38Speaker 06

  Yeah. It was the eighties.

• 45:41Speaker 06

  But it was just like, you know, that's when.

• 45:44Andrew Santino?

  You saw a real black, that's a black penis, not a black guy's penis. You saw a black penis.

• 45:48Speaker 06

  I saw a black penis and you're going like, whoa, that's different than mine.

• 45:52Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 45:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's a lot different than mine. Yeah.

• 45:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. You're a grower, not a shower?

• 45:56Speaker 06

  I'm a grower.

• 45:57Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 45:58Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm a grower, not a shower.

• 45:59Andrew Santino?

  He's neither.

• 46:00Speaker 06

  Yeah. Mine's in rough shape when it's, when it's just sleeping. When it's dormant, yeah, it's rough shape. It gets stuck to the leg. It, you know, the hood comes up.

• 46:10Andrew Santino?

  You got big balls?

• 46:11Speaker 06

  Looks like it's cold. Looks like a winter day. Not, not big balls, but they, they're, they-

• 46:16Andrew Santino?

  Droopy, that's what I mean. When I say big balls, I don't mean the testicle itself, I mean the- This is the funny thing about guy talk that women don't know is when we say, when someone's like, "That guy's got huge balls", we don't mean the physical mass of the testicle, we mean the sack is a draggy sack.

• 46:29Speaker 06

  It's a dra- I got a draggy sack.

• 46:30Andrew Santino?

  My dad's got a big old fucking draggy sack, dude. Because you know what, so you think about that, and then like you hear old men that sit on their balls, that's like, that's a thing that happens? That's the scariest shit to me. I don't want to have a sack that I might sit on. I don't want a sack that-

• 46:43Speaker 06

  I think it happens to everybody, I think gravity just takes it down.

• 46:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know, especially because I don't wear underwear, uh, in the summer, and I don't wear underwear to bed. I don't wear, I sleep naked.

• 46:51Speaker 06

  You sleep naked?

• 46:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what are we talking about? What am I, why would I, why am I covering up?

• 46:55Speaker 06

  Intruders, you gotta be ready.

• 46:57Andrew Santino?

  Come on, dude. You know how cool it is to fight a guy naked? If I run down- Ahhh! My little penis out, just wagging around everywhere.

• 47:04Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 47:04Andrew Santino?

  "What are you gonna take? What do you want?"

• 47:07Speaker 06

  When I was little, my friend, uh, his dad slept naked, he was a big tough guy, and I was scared to sleep, everyone was asleep, and I couldn't fall asleep, and I was scared, and I was little, and I crawled in the bed with them, and he was naked. I was a little kid though, but I was like, "Wow, his dad sleeps naked."

• 47:22Andrew Santino?

  You want to tell the rest of the story? What happened?

• 47:24Speaker 06

  Nothing happened, they were good people, but it was just, I slept with a friend's dad who was just sleeping, he would sleep naked.

• 47:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 47:32Speaker 06

  And one time, I think their house got broken into, uh, and he ran out naked, chasing the guy. He was a big, strong guy, too, but he was naked, yeah.

• 47:40Andrew Santino?

  But it's cool, it's, I think it's cool, if a criminal breaks in and I'm on, I'm starting to swing on a criminal? Imagine if I, I had, I had my gun and I was naked with my gun. "What are you doing in here?" I mean, how scared would that guy be?

• 47:49Speaker 06

  But also, like, you come out naked, you might take a second and just, you know, fly-

• 47:54Andrew Santino?

  Smack it around?

• 47:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, smack it around a little bit, and the guy turns around, be like, "Alright, yeah."

• 47:57Andrew Santino?

  Nice, dude.

• 47:58Speaker 06

  Nice, dude.

• 47:59Andrew Santino?

  Like, "Listen, man, I was gonna rob you, but that's a nice dick, dude." You're like, "Thank you, man, get out of here, will ya?"

• 48:03Speaker 06

  You can't chase a dude with like, a tiny dick.

• 48:05Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 48:06Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 48:06Andrew Santino?

  Although you could probably run faster, there's less weight, less, less drag.

• 48:09Speaker 06

  It's, uh, it's ergonomically conducive, yeah.

• 48:14Andrew Santino?

  A little dick has less drag?

• 48:16Speaker 06

  It's got less drag, yeah.

• 48:17Andrew Santino?

  Imagine, imagine, imagine if some of these black guys that are good sprinters, imagine if they had smaller dicks. They'd have another half second.

• 48:24Speaker 06

  They would be even faster.

• 48:25Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that interesting to think about?

• 48:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, that is true. You know, they don't all have big dicks. It is a stereotype.

• 48:30Andrew Santino?

  No, no, it's real.

• 48:31Speaker 06

  When they are big.

• 48:31Andrew Santino?

  No, no, they all do.

• 48:33Speaker 06

  They, you think they all do?

• 48:34Andrew Santino?

  I, on average, it's bigger than every white guy's dick.

• 48:36Speaker 06

  I mean, dude, when they're big.

• 48:39Andrew Santino?

  I don't mind that stereotype, and I embrace it. I actually love the, I love that whites are in the middle. I love that Asians still got that, still got that.

• 48:46Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 48:47Andrew Santino?

  They still got the smalls. But they have the highest life expectancy. That's right. Smaller the dick, the longer you live.

• 48:51Speaker 06

  Chinese?

• 48:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 48:53Andrew Santino?

  The smaller your dick, the longer you live. That's a fact.

• 48:54Speaker 06

  Why is that?

• 48:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's less, because if you have a big dick, you're probably spending your whole life being a coxman, impressing women, and trying to get laid. A super small dick guy, he's focused on work.

• 49:05Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 49:05Andrew Santino?

  And, and making something out of himself. Your heart has to pump more blood further out. Yeah, that's right. That's a lot of blood going down to your.

• 49:12Speaker 06

  Maybe that's why they're, you know, they're generally smarter Asians.

• 49:16Andrew Santino?

  Huh? Says who?

• 49:18Speaker 06

  I mean.

• 49:18Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 49:19Speaker 06

  Every.

• 49:20Andrew Santino?

  Says the whole world.

• 49:21Speaker 06

  They're just generally smarter. Maybe the big dicks, like, maybe their little dicks, because nature wants them to reproduce, so they don't have to, like, pump. The nature just takes it and puts it in. Maybe the rest of us, it's like.

• 49:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's why there's a billion of them in China.

• 49:34Speaker 06

  We gotta force our dumb sperm into the world, like, yeah, come on, make another fucking mediocre. You know, where they're just like hovering and shivering with each other.

• 49:43Andrew Santino?

  Doing the little rabbit.

• 49:45Speaker 06

  And, uh, yeah, it just, the egg comes and grabs the genius sperm.

• 49:49Andrew Santino?

  Right. Smart eggs, because they know, they know how to get the good ones.

• 49:52Speaker 06

  They know how to get the good ones, too.

• 49:53Andrew Santino?

  They wait.

• 49:53Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 49:54Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 49:55Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 49:55Andrew Santino?

  You got, you're a Papa, you're a Papa Bear. You made some kids.

• 49:58Speaker 06

  I got, I got two daughters. Two daughters, yeah.

• 50:01Andrew Santino?

  You didn't want to swing for a, for a boy?

• 50:02Speaker 06

  No, I'm good. Two's good.

• 50:04Andrew Santino?

  Girls, girls are great, though.

• 50:06Speaker 06

  Girls are little women.

• 50:08Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 50:08Speaker 06

  They're little women. They're women. They become women at like two, three. They start, like the.

• 50:12Andrew Santino?

  How old are your kids?

• 50:12Speaker 06

  Uh, she's gonna be five and two.

• 50:14Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 50:15Speaker 06

  So the five-year-old already with the mother, you know, they're already, like, fighting like crazy, you know?

• 50:20Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 50:21Speaker 06

  And I'm nice to the girls. You gotta, here's the strategies. You gotta be nice to the daughters if you're a father, because it's leverage.

• 50:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, daddy.

• 50:28Speaker 06

  Just in case you get divorced, you got allies.

• 50:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 50:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 50:31Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 50:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's true. You got someone on your side.

• 50:35Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's the same thing.

• 50:36Andrew Santino?

  But girls hate their mothers. That's the whole thing.

• 50:38Speaker 06

  They go at it like they're little. And also, she scolds me already at five.

• 50:42Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 50:43Speaker 06

  She's like, Daddy, your room's a mess. She'll say stuff like that.

• 50:45Andrew Santino?

  Room's a mess?

• 50:46Speaker 06

  And I'm like, you're five, yeah.

• 50:47Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you do my taxes?

• 50:48Speaker 06

  Daddy, were you wearing your mouthpiece last night? I'm like, why? She's like, because you're snoring again. What's wrong with you? I'm like, you're five.

• 50:53Andrew Santino?

  How does she know this stuff?

• 50:54Speaker 06

  She's just, she says things like an adult woman. She's gonna break some guy's balls when she gets older.

• 51:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's good though.

• 51:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's just, that's what they're made to do.

• 51:03Andrew Santino?

  That's the, well, I mean.

• 51:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, they're little women. It's crazy.

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  The dream is that you, you breed them into being, um, tough, little, female terrorists.

• 51:11Speaker 06

  Dykes.

• 51:16Speaker 06

  It's so funny when you're a dad too, and you don't have a boy, like, you, you almost try to turn them into dykes because you want them to live your dream, whether they're girls or boys. So I'm like, basketball, let's go. And my daughter's like putting on Cinderella dresses and I'm like, come on, dyke.

• 51:29Andrew Santino?

  Neither of them is a tomboy?

• 51:31Speaker 06

  No.

• 51:32Andrew Santino?

  You usually get one of the tom, one of the two.

• 51:33Speaker 06

  Well, the other one's a little too young to tell ya. She's, she's just turning two. But the other one is just like, I took her to basketball and she was crying. She didn't want to be there.

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:41Speaker 06

  And I'm like, dribble, bitch! I need scholarship, you know? Just like pushing her. Trying to push.

• 51:48Andrew Santino?

  She'll get there.

• 51:48Speaker 06

  Yeah. She's just not into it.

• 51:50Andrew Santino?

  Was your wife athletic?

• 51:52Speaker 06

  No.

• 51:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well, you're out. You're done. You're cooked.

• 51:54Speaker 06

  She's already doing stuff like, uh, she'll disappear and put on like a dress. And then.

• 51:59Andrew Santino?

  You do that?

• 52:00Speaker 06

  Yeah! And then I come on stage.

• 52:05Speaker 06

  I actually do do that.

• 52:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:07Speaker 06

  So, and then she'll come into the living room and won't say anything. She'll just stand there and wait for me to like, turn around and then she'll have that look and I'll go, you know, you're like, oh my god, you still be, and she does that, like, you know, and I'm, so she's fucking full-blown straight.

• 52:22Andrew Santino?

  That's great.

• 52:22Speaker 06

  Full-blown, she's [BLEEP] female.

• 52:27Speaker 06

  Can you bleep that or whatever? I don't know.

• 52:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we'll bleep it. Or not.

• 52:31Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 52:32Andrew Santino?

  We'll let you go down, man.

• 52:33Speaker 06

  You know, because that is a type of female, like, very feminine is like...

• 52:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, like overtly feminine.

• 52:38Speaker 06

  She's overtly feminine, yeah.

• 52:40Speaker 05

  In here, we pour whiskey.

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  I've been going to the gym in the morning, and then I gotta go to the studio in the afternoon. Sometimes I get a little stanky. How do I fix that with Cremo? Cremo, you deserve freedom from sweat and stink. Cremo's deodorant is designed to provide men with 20, 40, 48-hour odor protection. I'm sorry. 24 times 2. Cremo products are all Barbara grade and made with pride, professionalism, and passion. The P's. They guarantee you quality without compromise, all right? Italian bergamot, bright, fresh, and robust. Smells so good. And Palo Santo, deep smoky and refined, featuring notes of Palo Santo bright cardamom and dry papayros. Papayros! Just say that to a friend at a party, see if that doesn't get a lady's attencione. What's that Cremo, apart from other men's deodorants, you say? Because there's a bunch out there.

• 53:27Andrew Santino?

  Cremo uses enhanced, multi-layered scent technology. Long-lasting experience, all right? Quality product, upscale ingredients, thoughtful blend of ingredients as well. They enhance the possibilities of men's body care. They smell very, very good. I gotta tell you, that Palo Santo, that it got me going, baby. Tried them all. Very good. They got a wide range of other grooming products, by the way, including shaving cream, beard oil, and shampoo. So you can find your favorite scent and buy the whole body care line. Buy it all. Head to Target or Target.com to find Cremo's new line of antiperspirants and deodorants in the Italian bergamot and Palo Santo scents. Once again, that's Target or Target.com. Fresh air, sunshine, and good food. That's what spring has got me sprung all about.

• 54:11Andrew Santino?

  And HelloFresh makes it easier to fit quick home-cooked meals into your schedule every week by curating delicious recipes like pasta primavera, chicken dijon, and pecan-crusted trout. Or pecan, however you say it, I don't care. As well as over 100 seasonal snacks, sides, and treats. In 2025, we're evolving to fit every lifestyle by bringing customers even more convenience. Without compromise on taste, health, or homemade quality. Our new ready-made meals offer chef-crafted flavorful dishes that are ready in just three minutes. Three minutes. You can dig in, get outside, get work done, just have some me time chilling in the sun. Put on your sunscreen, by the way, if you look like me. Every HelloFresh meal uses high-quality ingredients, including seasonal fresh produce and proteins that travel from the farm to your doorstep.

• 54:54Andrew Santino?

  From "rrrr" to "youuu." That's how it goes. Flexible deliveries so you can pause or skip whenever you need it. HelloFresh is incredible. Talked about them so much. I get it, because I love it, because I like quick, easy meals. Look, I'm filming this right now, late, late at night. What am I gonna go home and do? Crack open a HelloFresh and eat my way to happiness on the couch as I watch SportsCenter. That's what I like to do at night. HelloFresh makes it quick and easy in just three minutes. So why not give it a whirl? Feel great with meals that fit your spring schedule and make the season even more delicious. Go to hellofresh.com/whiskey10fm now to get 10 free meals with a free item for life. One per box with active subscription. Free meals applied as discount on first box. New subscribers only. Varies by plan.

• 55:40Andrew Santino?

  As long as you're not shaping their reality, they'll find their own balance.

• 55:44Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 55:44Andrew Santino?

  I think the biggest issue is that friends of mine that have kids, I think a lot of them try to control their version of reality. You're like, just let the kid be whatever. Just let the kid figure its own bullshit out. I think the more that you try to interject, like, our parents were absent. That's why we became who we became.

• 56:03Speaker 06

  That's right.

• 56:03Andrew Santino?

  Like, they didn't tell us to do or be anything. We just had to do shit on our own.

• 56:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  Now, every friend of mine who wants their kid to, like, do everything they want them to do, and you're like, cut that out.

• 56:12Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 56:12Andrew Santino?

  Just let them figure it out on their own. Like, introduce them to shit. Show it to them. Just, you know, is this, do you like this? No? Okay, it's gone.

• 56:20Speaker 06

  But isn't that like how we're gonna fall behind in the world, though? Because I don't think that's what the Chinese are doing.

• 56:24Andrew Santino?

  We're already way behind, buddy. We're way behind.

• 56:26Speaker 06

  Just, let's just, silver medal's good.

• 56:28Andrew Santino?

  Silver's great!

• 56:30Speaker 06

  Silver medal's great, dude. Just give China the gold now.

• 56:32Andrew Santino?

  I would argue silver looks better than gold.

• 56:34Speaker 06

  Yeah!

• 56:34Andrew Santino?

  Gold looks tarnished.

• 56:35Speaker 06

  Look, I like silver better than gold.

• 56:36Andrew Santino?

  Me too. Yeah, silver, silver always looks better than gold. And by the way, if Trump still stays in office for another four years after this, which he's finding a way to do, it will, silver will be called platinum. He'll just call it platinum.

• 56:48Speaker 06

  Right.

• 56:49Andrew Santino?

  Because it looks the same.

• 56:50Speaker 06

  Right.

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  He'll go, "It's better, it's better anyway."

• 56:52Speaker 06

  Right.

• 56:52Andrew Santino?

  It's better to have silver platinum.

• 56:54Speaker 06

  Right.

• 56:54Andrew Santino?

  Than to have gold. He said on the thing that, that... Biden had stage nine.

• 57:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, stage nine. He gave him stage nine.

• 57:01Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so here's what's crazy. There is a medical scale that did stage it as nine. We're used to the, we're used to the traditional, stage four cancer. But he does have stage nine on this scale, because I talked to a buddy who's a doctor. Look it up. It is real. So he knew this really specific doctor scale? No, but it's real. You can look, you can actually look it up. No, he was told this by somebody.

• 57:24Speaker 06

  I mean, that guy's luck.

• 57:25Andrew Santino?

  But he finds a way.

• 57:26Speaker 06

  Because he obviously fucked up in saying it, but then it turns out that there is a stage nine.

• 57:31Andrew Santino?

  No, there is. There is. When you look it up, you can actually see. When I look it up here, it says there is no stage nine cancer. No, no, no. It's whatever, whatever, whatever you're. According to the cancer treatment. No, no, not, not like, not, yeah, not like, not like stages like the one, two, three, four stages of your traditional. He got a nine on this scale of the level of his cancer or whatever. Because Trump probably read a piece of the report and saw the number nine. It was like, stage nine. That's what it came from.

• 57:58Speaker 06

  Dude, since you got back from France, you are full-blown.

• 58:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, America first?

• 58:04Speaker 06

  He's defending him on the stage nine. He's like, look, you don't understand there actually is a stage nine.

• 58:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, there's good people on both sides. I found it. It's on Truth Social. What is it? It was on Truth Social. Truth Social. Thank you.

• 58:14Speaker 06

  So there is a stage nine?

• 58:16Andrew Santino?

  The only website to Google. No, it was the Gleason score. The Gleason score.

• 58:20Speaker 06

  Ah, so Trump was quoting the Gleason score.

• 58:22Andrew Santino?

  Right. No, but that is the irony, that it was, because what happens is, you know, you know what really happened. He heard that from a report of 90,000 things, and that stuck out, and he used that, and I gotta give the guy credit, as power to talk about how weak Biden is. Like, that's genuinely, that, that's how his brain works in a way where you and I would never get there. You'd quote exactly what his level of cancer is, right? Anybody would. He saw the number nine and goes, nine is high. And they're like, well, that's not the, and he's like, nine is way too, they're like, no, I know, dude, but that's not the, but he took that going, I'll show you how weak he is. He's so strategic, there, none of that's an accident.

• 59:01Speaker 06

  I also think he knows how to get the media talking about him.

• 59:05Andrew Santino?

  It's brilliant.

• 59:06Speaker 06

  He gets their panties, he knows how to get their panties in a bunch. He's like, I'm gonna stay, you know, dictatorship. And then he's like, no, I'm not gonna stay. He just, he fucks with them.

• 59:14Andrew Santino?

  If he had, if he, if he had any semblance of.

• 59:19Andrew Santino?

  Of care for sport, because I know, I don't think, I think he pretends that he likes sports, but he doesn't like sports. He would be an incredible team owner, because he would know how to drum up so much attention to a team.

• 59:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 59:30Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, like, he'd be such a good owner of a sporting team. Because that's exactly what you need, is some lunatic to take these bullshit, you know, nonsensical statistics, facts, or, in the world of sports opinions, and shape the way people think about it. He's so good at that.

• 59:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 59:49Andrew Santino?

  Just buy a team, stop being president, just buy a sports team, and I'll tell you what sports team to buy. The New York Knicks, get this guy back on board.

• 59:56Speaker 06

  That's right. Well, I'm on board now because they're doing well, so I'm kinda like a bandwagon.

• 1:00:00Andrew Santino?

  I hate the bandwagon shit.

• 1:00:02Speaker 06

  It's not cool, I know it's not cool, but...

• 1:00:03Andrew Santino?

  The only way you can be a bandwagoner, though, is in your circumstance, where you grew up an actual fan, you fell off, and you can come back. That's okay.

• 1:00:10Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:00:10Andrew Santino?

  I don't think you can be a bandwagon when it's like, you know, you got into a team because the logo's cool, you know what I mean, when you see that? That's a thing I hear that I'm like, come on.

• 1:00:19Speaker 06

  Where do you go, all Chicago across the board?

• 1:00:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, 100%, what else could I be? I mean, I'd be against the law.

• 1:00:23Speaker 06

  Is it Cubs or White Sox? Cubs.

• 1:00:24Andrew Santino?

  There's only one baseball team in Chicago, it's Chicago Cubs, yeah, yeah. The other guy, the Pope likes the South Side losers.

• 1:00:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:00:31Andrew Santino?

  The Pope is a Sox fan.

• 1:00:32Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 1:00:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I was in, I was going to Rome two days before he got put in, isn't that crazy?

• 1:00:37Speaker 06

  That is crazy.

• 1:00:38Andrew Santino?

  Chicago, first American, he happens to be from Chicago.

• 1:00:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:00:41Andrew Santino?

  There's gonna be, uh, in the Vatican now.

• 1:00:43Speaker 06

  Do you grow Catholic?

• 1:00:45Andrew Santino?

  Well, I don't wanna, I don't wanna upset anybody, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, for a little bit, and then we got, my mom got a divorce.

• 1:00:52Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:00:52Andrew Santino?

  You can't be a Catholic, you gotta get it, what is it called? Annulled.

• 1:00:56Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 1:00:56Andrew Santino?

  You gotta go through...

• 1:00:57Speaker 06

  You gotta go through the church.

• 1:00:58Andrew Santino?

  There's a big process to like get it annulled. Oh, dude, it's a whole thing. No, uh, they said in the...

• 1:01:02Speaker 06

  They can't just move you to another...

• 1:01:04Andrew Santino?

  Another diocese?

• 1:01:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, I mean, they got pretty simple solutions for other things.

• 1:01:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they've been doing good.

• 1:01:10Speaker 06

  Why do they choose to make that effect?

• 1:01:12Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 1:01:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, they could just move...

• 1:01:13Andrew Santino?

  They just moved me to another parish.

• 1:01:14Speaker 06

  Yeah. They got divorced, you go to that parish, you go to that one.

• 1:01:17Andrew Santino?

  This, this new Pope, I guess, they like the guy, and he's younger than he should be, which means they want him to stick around. Usually they elect a guy they know will die pretty soon.

• 1:01:25Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:01:25Andrew Santino?

  This guy seems to be young, I like he's from Chicago, I don't like he's a Sox fan, but he did say, "Chicago-style hot dogs coming to the Vatican."

• 1:01:33Speaker 06

  Whoa.

• 1:01:34Andrew Santino?

  That's gonna be on lunch break.

• 1:01:35Speaker 06

  The Catholic Church is getting hip. They're really getting hip.

• 1:01:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:01:39Speaker 06

  The last guy was like...

• 1:01:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're also doing that because it's pork, they want the Muslims out of the Vatican.

• 1:01:42Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:01:43Andrew Santino?

  That's their skill.

• 1:01:44Speaker 06

  Right. So, when you were in Paris, was it like, did you have to... Did your mom have to put a headpiece on?

• 1:01:51Andrew Santino?

  Because she's Muslim?

• 1:01:53Speaker 06

  Because there's a lot there.

• 1:01:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, my mom wore a hijab the whole time we were there.

• 1:01:57Speaker 06

  I mean, it's changed, right?

• 1:01:58Andrew Santino?

  I just didn't want to do my hair, so I wore a hijab.

• 1:02:01Speaker 06

  You wore a hijab too? Do you know in uh...

• 1:02:04Andrew Santino?

  Paris was...

• 1:02:05Speaker 06

  There's a lot of Muslims there.

• 1:02:06Andrew Santino?

  It's not just Muslim, though. There are, it is...

• 1:02:11Speaker 07

  Low energy, unfocused, foggy, you might be dehydrated. Gatorade Zero Powders have been scientifically designed to help improve hydration balance in the body. With a clinically proven electrolyte blend and no artificial colors or flavors. Great tasting hydration, no matter where you're going. Shop now online or at retailers nationwide. Gatorade: Hydrates Better Than Water. Is it in you? Symptoms noted are signs of mild to moderate dehydration. Consult a healthcare professional if symptoms persist.

• 1:02:41Andrew Santino?

  It's the mo... Paris kind of feels genuinely like New York where you're like, "I don't know if any of these people are French."

• 1:02:47Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:02:47Andrew Santino?

  I think all these people are from fucking ever... No one looks French.

• 1:02:51Speaker 06

  It's an international city.

• 1:02:52Andrew Santino?

  It's the mo... It's so international, it's absurd.

• 1:02:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:02:54Andrew Santino?

  It didn't feel like I used to... That I saw it the last time I was there a long time ago.

• 1:03:00Speaker 06

  You want to hear something funny?

• 1:03:01Andrew Santino?

  Huh.

• 1:03:02Speaker 06

  Well, funny because we're in America? Um, the Taliban has now...

• 1:03:06Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, careful because those are my boys.

• 1:03:08Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't want to talk about your people like that. But now they're requiring, uh, just one eye. Everything, they gotta cover one eye. It's just one eye.

• 1:03:16Andrew Santino?

  Seriously?

• 1:03:17Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:03:17Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean, women have to cover everything but one eye?

• 1:03:19Speaker 06

  Just one eye. They went from two to one.

• 1:03:22Andrew Santino?

  Well, how could that make any fucking sense?

• 1:03:25Speaker 06

  Dude, you tell me. Maybe they're going like...

• 1:03:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, how do they pick which eye?

• 1:03:27Speaker 06

  Maybe they're going like, uh...

• 1:03:28Andrew Santino?

  You got a stronger eye?

• 1:03:29Speaker 06

  It's better for them to see less of their situation?

• 1:03:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, they see apathy of you?

• 1:03:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, I mean, I don't know, but that's...

• 1:03:36Andrew Santino?

  If we cover one side, they won't see my hand coming from this?

• 1:03:38Speaker 06

  I'm not making that up, right? Did I read that? I mean, it was a social media thing, but they're saying it was just like a rumor. Oh, okay. Well, it's just a rumor?

• 1:03:46Andrew Santino?

  That seems insane.

• 1:03:47Speaker 06

  It seems insane. But it's the type of thing that would spread all over social media like wildfire. Right, so it doesn't seem to be true? No.

• 1:03:53Andrew Santino?

  Or suggesting that. Oh, it could be suggestions. Suggesting they were considering it.

• 1:03:58Speaker 06

  They were, okay, so they were considering. Yeah, cuz they're not like super cool about other shit. So it's not like Taliban's not super cool.

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 1:04:05Speaker 06

  It would be a surprise if they're like, hey, women can fucking vote. And then they're like, and then they turn around, they're like, we're covering everything. I mean, it seems like it's been a gradual process.

• 1:04:15Speaker 06

  It didn't come out of left field. I mean, everything else is covered. I mean, why not just a little bit more?

• 1:04:22Speaker 06

  Inch a little over.

• 1:04:23Andrew Santino?

  Imagine if they just couldn't, they weren't allowed to show their eyeballs at all.

• 1:04:28Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:04:28Andrew Santino?

  What's always weird to see is when I see like a woman with a full, it is called a hajib. I'm not crazy. Isn't that right? Like a full one where they're, it's covering everything. Like some of them are, you know, and it's like only just the eyes. And then she's walking hand in hand with her daughter who has nothing on.

• 1:04:44Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:04:45Andrew Santino?

  Cuz it's till they get it, what, when they become a woman, is that what it is? And then they do it? But that to me is the weirdest thing.

• 1:04:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:04:50Andrew Santino?

  Because it's like the daughter lives that life without it, sees mom like that.

• 1:04:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:04:57Andrew Santino?

  You can't tell me there's not a couple of them that are like, I don't wanna, I don't wanna.

• 1:05:00Speaker 06

  I'm kinda.

• 1:05:01Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna do that. It's like everything your parents did, you didn't wanna do.

• 1:05:04Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:05:04Andrew Santino?

  Except for that.

• 1:05:05Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:05:06Andrew Santino?

  You know, like for me, it was like anything my dad did or mom did, I was like, I don't wanna do that. It's fucking annoying and lame.

• 1:05:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:05:10Andrew Santino?

  We fought diligently to be different than them. Then you ended up being just like them. And you're sitting just like your father.

• 1:05:16Speaker 06

  Yeah, I am actually sitting exactly, this is how I used to sit. How did you know that?

• 1:05:19Andrew Santino?

  Because I remember, I remember him. Yeah, he's a sweet guy.

• 1:05:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, he's a good guy. He did sit like this.

• 1:05:24Andrew Santino?

  My dad always sat like that too.

• 1:05:25Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:05:25Andrew Santino?

  Like always, always.

• 1:05:26Speaker 06

  And it does hurt your nuts, but.

• 1:05:28Andrew Santino?

  That's why I know you have a small penis.

• 1:05:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, but you small penis, you can. But you get to a point where it doesn't even bother you, the nut pain? Just for some reason.

• 1:05:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, that I always sit cross. I like the cross.

• 1:05:36Speaker 06

  And it's actually bad for you to sit like this cuz it cuts off the blood flow.

• 1:05:39Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right. The T is actually better for you. The crossover, this is much better.

• 1:05:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:05:43Andrew Santino?

  Cuz this is how I stretch.

• 1:05:44Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:05:44Andrew Santino?

  That's another old white guy thing.

• 1:05:46Speaker 06

  To stretch it.

• 1:05:46Andrew Santino?

  By the way, your legs look tanned, kid.

• 1:05:47Speaker 06

  Thanks, kid.

• 1:05:48Andrew Santino?

  You been out in the sun?

• 1:05:49Speaker 06

  I think I have been, yeah.

• 1:05:50Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:05:51Speaker 06

  Yeah, thank you.

• 1:05:51Andrew Santino?

  Looking really smooth.

• 1:05:52Speaker 06

  I got good legs. I got nice hands.

• 1:05:55Andrew Santino?

  That's such a dumb thing to say. I got nice hands. Fuck you. I love you.

• 1:06:00Speaker 06

  I mean, they are nice hands, though.

• 1:06:01Andrew Santino?

  No, they are.

• 1:06:02Speaker 06

  Yeah. How about yours?

• 1:06:03Andrew Santino?

  I got little hands.

• 1:06:04Speaker 06

  No, they're not that little.

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  No, they're regular sized.

• 1:06:06Speaker 06

  No, you got regular sized hands.

• 1:06:06Andrew Santino?

  But they're skinny fingers. I don't have a... And they're also crooked from sports.

• 1:06:10Speaker 06

  No, dude, you're a put-together guy, tall guy, good-looking guy, uniquely good-looking guy. Definitely uniquely good-looking guy.

• 1:06:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:17Speaker 06

  It's not like I've ever...

• 1:06:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm black now. Ginger's are black now.

• 1:06:21Speaker 06

  Oh, are they?

• 1:06:21Andrew Santino?

  You didn't see this news report?

• 1:06:22Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:06:23Andrew Santino?

  Ginger's are black.

• 1:06:23Speaker 06

  You got that look like sometimes I'll be in the airport and I'll think I'll see a friend of mine and be like, "Was it...?" "Oh, it wasn't him." There'll never be a time where I go, "Is that Santino?"

• 1:06:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:32Speaker 06

  It's gonna be you or not.

• 1:06:33Andrew Santino?

  It's me.

• 1:06:34Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:06:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, wait. Who would I had, um, Tony Rock. You know Tony Rock?

• 1:06:39Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:06:39Andrew Santino?

  Tony one time told me, Tony was in the airport and he was, he was like, "I was tired, whatever." I don't even know where he was. And he saw, the side and back profile, not straight on, he saw a guy, my exact same hair color. And he's like, "Santino! Santino!" And he goes, "I swear to God, I called your name five times and I thought, who the fuck does this guy think he is?" Like, ignoring me, bro? And he goes right up to him. He's like, "Santino!" And the guy turned around and he goes, "Damn, dog. You guys all look alike, man. I'm so sorry, bro."

• 1:07:13Speaker 06

  Yeah. Because there's so few, yeah.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, there's so few of us. You can't... I get it.

• 1:07:17Speaker 06

  I thought he thought after the fifth time he said it, like, it was gonna be like a treasure that appeared or something.

• 1:07:23Andrew Santino?

  You say my name five times, you're gonna... I was like, "I got this guy a bucket of gold. Hold on. I'll be right back." Now, we are, we're a uniquely, uh, we're a dying breed, too. The report just was re-released. The ginger extinction, you know, this old thing, like, they'll be gone by da-da-da. They did, there is a verified scientific journal that did say the extinction of the ginger race is now...

• 1:07:44Speaker 06

  Whoa.

• 1:07:44Andrew Santino?

  Is now for certain.

• 1:07:45Speaker 06

  Why?

• 1:07:46Andrew Santino?

  Look it up. Uh, well...

• 1:07:48Speaker 06

  What is that?

• 1:07:48Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's breeding.

• 1:07:50Speaker 06

  I didn't know you guys were in Gotham.

• 1:07:51Andrew Santino?

  It's just about our recessive...

• 1:07:52Speaker 06

  Traits go rare.

• 1:07:53Andrew Santino?

  Reciprocity traits continue to get more and more rare as time goes on.

• 1:07:56Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 1:07:56Andrew Santino?

  And then on top of that, the worst part is, um, now because of, uh, what's the, what's the word for it? The old word was like eugenics, when they were like looking into like selecting the perfect traits for, so when people now are making babies.

• 1:08:14Speaker 06

  Designer babies?

• 1:08:15Andrew Santino?

  They're designer babies. They're obviously designing them clearly not with red hair.

• 1:08:18Speaker 06

  Why though?

• 1:08:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's just a bad, it's a weird, it looks awful.

• 1:08:23Speaker 06

  No, it's hot.

• 1:08:24Andrew Santino?

  No, but you know what I mean. It's just different. It's hot on a girl. It's hot on a girl.

• 1:08:27Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:08:28Andrew Santino?

  It's hot on a girl, but on a guy, it's an unfortunate truth.

• 1:08:30Speaker 06

  I don't think so.

• 1:08:31Andrew Santino?

  Ah, I don't care as I've gotten older. I couldn't care less. It's actually makes me.

• 1:08:34Speaker 06

  I think it's fucking great. It's.

• 1:08:35Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 1:08:35Speaker 06

  Yeah, what's wrong with it? There's nothing odd about it at all.

• 1:08:38Andrew Santino?

  Nah, it was when you're a kid.

• 1:08:40Speaker 06

  Why?

• 1:08:41Andrew Santino?

  Cause it's an easy to make fun of thing. It's like four eyes, big nose. It's like, there's a, kids find one thing.

• 1:08:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:08:48Andrew Santino?

  And that's the thing that.

• 1:08:50Speaker 06

  They do that to everyone.

• 1:08:51Andrew Santino?

  Right, but red hairs, like you could have a big nose and so could another friend of yours, but his could be bigger than yours. But red hair is red hair is red hair.

• 1:08:59Speaker 06

  There's like one of you.

• 1:09:00Andrew Santino?

  There's one, yeah. You're the guy, you're the kid.

• 1:09:02Speaker 06

  Is there a group you guys could like meet?

• 1:09:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, we have one. I don't, you're not, uh, I wouldn't divulge to you what we do.

• 1:09:08Speaker 06

  Oh, so there is.

• 1:09:09Andrew Santino?

  Imagine, ours, ours are, ours take place at the rec center right after AA meetings. It's just right after they close up. We just take the leftover cigarettes and donuts and coffee.

• 1:09:17Speaker 06

  Do you guys nod at each other like, uh?

• 1:09:19Andrew Santino?

  No, in fact, we avoid each other. That's interesting.

• 1:09:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:09:21Andrew Santino?

  Now how black guys do that?

• 1:09:22Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:09:23Andrew Santino?

  Black guys like see another black guy and they're like, what's up man? You know, like they do the thing. Redheads, when we see each other, like if I saw, you're a redhead, if I saw you in public, I would literally go like this.

• 1:09:33Andrew Santino?

  Pissed.

• 1:09:34Speaker 06

  Yeah?

• 1:09:34Andrew Santino?

  Get the fuck out of here, man. There's only one of us.

• 1:09:36Speaker 06

  There's only one allowed, yeah.

• 1:09:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, cause also, cause also if there's two in one space, then like a non redhead will walk in and be like, oh.

• 1:09:43Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:09:44Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean? Like you can't believe there's two of us. So I don't want that. I don't like that reaction.

• 1:09:48Speaker 06

  Right, right, right.

• 1:09:48Andrew Santino?

  What? Hatred. I'm pretty, I'm pretty outward about it.

• 1:09:52Speaker 06

  That was, that was pretty fucking Carl Jung at you right there.

• 1:09:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, you gotta, like, you're, it, it, it makes you stand out.

• 1:09:59Andrew Santino?

  What, you don't hate yourself? Everybody hates themselves. I don't like people that don't.

• 1:10:01Speaker 06

  I've learned to accept that my eyes are cozy. I've come to accept the fact that if I was in Afghanistan under the Taliban and I was a woman, it would look like two of them were covered because I only have.

• 1:10:16Speaker 06

  It would just, my eyes are close together and I just have to love it.

• 1:10:19Andrew Santino?

  They're close in a way, it's a condo.

• 1:10:23Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:10:23Andrew Santino?

  It's not a house. There's not separate.

• 1:10:25Speaker 06

  I mean, there's a very thin border between, like, the United Nations could not keep these two apart.

• 1:10:31Speaker 06

  This is a contiguous.

• 1:10:32Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:10:33Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:10:33Andrew Santino?

  It's kinda like when you don't know if you're in, in, in DC or Virginia, you know, if you're, like, are you in, yeah, where are you really?

• 1:10:38Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:10:40Andrew Santino?

  Where does the line, huh?

• 1:10:41Speaker 06

  In the DMV?

• 1:10:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, like, where does it stop? Where does it start? You know what I mean?

• 1:10:45Speaker 06

  I, I see my nose all the time. I can see my nose. I've just gotten used to it, but my eyes are close that, like, if I'm, like, talking to you, my nose is there.

• 1:10:54Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna call you, I'm gonna call you.

• 1:10:55Speaker 06

  My nose is there. My nose is always there. It's just there. I've just gotten used to it, but I can see my nose.

• 1:11:00Andrew Santino?

  Just follow your nose.

• 1:11:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, like, if I folk, if I think about it, I'm like, I'll go crazy, but my nose is in frame.

• 1:11:07Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 1:11:07Speaker 06

  It's just always in frame.

• 1:11:08Andrew Santino?

  It's funny, I never, I've never thought about that.

• 1:11:09Speaker 06

  You don't see your nose, right?

• 1:11:10Andrew Santino?

  No, I can't see it.

• 1:11:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, because your eyes are naturally apart.

• 1:11:13Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:11:14Speaker 06

  Your brain erases it.

• 1:11:15Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 1:11:15Speaker 06

  Your brain erases it, because one eye cannot see the other side of your nose, so you don't have depth perception right where your nose is supposed to. Well, mine just don't because my eyes are parked right on my nose.

• 1:11:25Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:11:25Speaker 06

  Yeah. Looks like gravity is still working on my face.

• 1:11:27Andrew Santino?

  Sucks it in. Well, it kinda looks like when they pulled you out of your mother, they had the pinchers and they, you know what I mean, they squished it.

• 1:11:33Speaker 06

  And I hate telling people about it, because when I.

• 1:11:36Andrew Santino?

  Tell about it, then people.

• 1:11:37Speaker 06

  Then people, you notice it more.

• 1:11:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, I always have.

• 1:11:38Speaker 06

  Like, you probably weren't even, you always noticed it.

• 1:11:40Andrew Santino?

  No, always. I've known you for a long time.

• 1:11:41Speaker 06

  And it always bothered you, yeah.

• 1:11:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it pisses me off.

• 1:11:45Speaker 06

  You just wanna take a dart.

• 1:11:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and I do feel like I could hit that bullseye, like, a piece of me nose, I could get that double.

• 1:11:51Speaker 06

  Dude, if you could get it between here, you're a sharpshooter.

• 1:11:52Andrew Santino?

  I could get the double. I am pretty good at darts.

• 1:11:55Speaker 06

  When so, when someone says, "I wanna shoot you between the eyes," I'm like, "Give it a try."

• 1:12:01Andrew Santino?

  Good fucking luck.

• 1:12:02Speaker 06

  I bet you you can.

• 1:12:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:04Speaker 06

  I bet you're gonna hit one of the eyes.

• 1:12:08Andrew Santino?

  Shooting right between the eyes, like, "Well, not him."

• 1:12:10Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:12:11Andrew Santino?

  Someone else, though, for sure.

• 1:12:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:12:14Andrew Santino?

  I could do it, I could dart it in there. I got some bar games. Bar games I am surprisingly good at.

• 1:12:19Speaker 06

  Surprisingly, you're an alcoholic.

• 1:12:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, thank you. Thank you! That doesn't mean you're good at bar games, because I'm good at shuffleboard, I'm good at darts, Papa shot, I'm on one, on Papa shot. A lot of people don't have the skills for Papa shot.

• 1:12:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no.

• 1:12:36Speaker 06

  Oh, shit.

• 1:12:37Andrew Santino?

  A little Chinese boy just walked in.

• 1:12:40Speaker 06

  Jesus.

• 1:12:40Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing in here?

• 1:12:41Speaker 06

  Yeah. Creepy, creepy, here, guys. I'm here!

• 1:12:44Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing in here? Hey, hey.

• 1:12:47Speaker 06

  We were just talking about that.

• 1:12:48Andrew Santino?

  We were just talking about you.

• 1:12:48Speaker 06

  First thing he noticed.

• 1:12:49Andrew Santino?

  Well...

• 1:12:50Speaker 06

  Ain't that the pot calling the kettle?

• 1:12:52Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:12:53Speaker 06

  My people look like this normally.

• 1:12:55Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:12:55Speaker 06

  That's a good point.

• 1:12:55Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that the pot calling the kettle brack? Get out.

• 1:13:00Andrew Santino?

  Get out!

• 1:13:02Speaker 06

  I don't want to see your arms.

• 1:13:04Andrew Santino?

  I can't stand that guy.

• 1:13:05Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:13:06Andrew Santino?

  Alright, we're wrapping up anyway, and look, let me tell you something. I'm gonna give you a little bit of love real fast.

• 1:13:11Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:13:12Andrew Santino?

  One of my favorite people on earth, one of the funniest friends that I have, someone that I wish I could see more often. I hope, I wish, I pray that, uh, people go see your special.

• 1:13:23Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 1:13:23Andrew Santino?

  It's on YouTube right now.

• 1:13:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:13:25Andrew Santino?

  Please go watch it.

• 1:13:25Speaker 06

  And when Bobby passes away, will you move to New York?

• 1:13:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God, I could, I'm working on it right now. Uh, go see the special, go click on it, please give it a love, give it a like, spread the word. And we end the show the same way, look into that camera and say one word or one phrase to end the episode, babe.

• 1:13:44Speaker 07

  Low energy, unfocused, foggy, you might be dehydrated. Gatorade Zero powders have been scientifically designed to help improve hydration balance in the body. With a clinically proven electrolyte blend and no artificial colors or flavors. Great tasting hydration, no matter where you're going. Shop now online or at retailers nationwide. Gatorade: Hydrates Better Than Water. Is it in you? Symptoms noted are signs of mild to moderate dehydration. Consult a healthcare professional if symptoms persist.

• 1:14:14Speaker 06

  Exclusionary.

• 1:14:18Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:14:20Speaker 05

  In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey. Who's that creature in the ginger beard? Sturdy, ginger. Like that, the ginger gene is a curse. Gingers are beautiful.

• 1:14:33Speaker 07

  You want me five dollars for the whiskey? Seventy-five dollars for the horse. Ginger's? Oh, hell no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers.