Robby Hoffman!

Are You Garbage presents comedian and podcast host Robby Hoffman! You know Robby Hoffman from stand up comedy, Long Winded w/ Gabby Windey, The Adam Friedland Show Podcast, Bein' Ian with Jordan Jensen, Good For You, Don't Tell Comedy, Steph Tolev's Steph Infection, Why Won't You Date Me? w/ Nicole Byer, and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Factor: Eat smart at https://FactorMeals.com/garbage50off and use code garbage50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:19H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:24Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 0:25H. Foley?

  It's that little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out if they're good to be classy.

• 0:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 0:29H. Foley?

  Or just a big old piece of trash.

• 0:31Speaker 02

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:32H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tooties in a new edition. She has a new pump and dump scam.

• 0:38Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 0:39H. Foley?

  She wants to run by us at dinner.

• 0:40Speaker 02

  Fair enough.

• 0:41H. Foley?

  Make us all fat and juicy.

• 0:42Speaker 02

  I'm in.

• 0:42H. Foley?

  Hoffman, you get in this if you want. Let me know, a little off to your money.

• 0:45Speaker 03

  Is this another crypto scam?

• 0:47Speaker 02

  Probably, probably not as an advance.

• 0:50Speaker 03

  Crypto, for those listening, don't, crypto is the male version of astrology. Is that correct?

• 0:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's very.

• 0:56Speaker 03

  It's a lot to do with the minerals and numerology.

• 1:00Speaker 02

  I've lost just as much money as my wife has as well, so that definitely makes sense.

• 1:04H. Foley?

  My co-host is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world, and I love him. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 1:14Speaker 02

  What up, gang? Shout out to you. Make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available over there on Spotify. The boys are crushing it over there on Spotify.

• 1:22H. Foley?

  We're in the charts.

• 1:22Speaker 02

  And obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, and baby, love that money.

• 1:29H. Foley?

  Yes, sir. Gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly, special guest here with us today for the first time. She is a very funny, very successful stand-up comedian, writer, and actor, and you might have seen her in But Not Limited 2. You got The Chris Gethard Show. You have Dying for Sex.

• 1:44Speaker 03

  Oh, you're going way, but, yeah, yeah, that's good. It was a sexual role, so, so, you know, PG 13.

• 1:49H. Foley?

  With Michelle Williams, I love her.

• 1:50Speaker 03

  By the way, my first part has to be doing, being sexual, being flirtatious, being intimate with Michelle Williams, who, by the way, was a doll. And I thought, I was coming off the plane, I had coffee, there was no gum on set.

• 2:02H. Foley?

  Really?

• 2:03Speaker 03

  I don't want to be a diva, I don't want to be a diva my first acting, that I'm like, hey, anybody have gum? But I gotta be this close to Michelle Williams after the coffee.

• 2:11H. Foley?

  I heard people respect that, because they think you're not really trying to make a move.

• 2:15Speaker 03

  Well, that's true. Okay, so maybe, yeah, no, I wasn't. I mean, I was making a move. But it was my, it was my job to make a move on her. That was a whole part. It was a sexual part.

• 2:25Speaker 02

  I'm gonna have to check it out.

• 2:26Speaker 03

  The all-female remake, remake, the all-female remake of Brokeback Mountain, because she was in that too. But now she gets her gay.

• 2:33Speaker 02

  Ah, right.

• 2:34H. Foley?

  Is that what it was?

• 2:34Speaker 03

  Well, in a way.

• 2:36H. Foley?

  Same universe, multi-universe. We also have After Midnight to Today Show. Everybody, everybody's live with John Mulaney.

• 2:43Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 2:43H. Foley?

  Okay? She's got an upcoming part on a Steve Carell project. And you're also developing your own show for HBO.

• 2:49Speaker 03

  It's not nothing. It's not nothing.

• 2:51H. Foley?

  And we got a brand-new Netflix special out right now, Wake Up. Ladies and gentlemen, the Emmy-nominated, Robby Hoffman.

• 2:58Speaker 03

  Wake the fuck up. Thank you for having me.

• 3:00Speaker 02

  Check the fuck in, everybody.

• 3:01H. Foley?

  Congrats on the special.

• 3:03Speaker 03

  Thank you so much. Unbelievable. Thank you.

• 3:05H. Foley?

  We've been following you from afar. We are huge fans.

• 3:07Speaker 03

  Thank you. Thank you. I wish I could say the same about you folks, but you know what?

• 3:11Speaker 02

  Oh, we're in it.

• 3:11Speaker 03

  It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, because I like you now.

• 3:14H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 3:14Speaker 03

  It doesn't matter when people come. It's like if people go, "I don't know who Robby Hoffman is." Well, you know her now. Welcome. Get on the bus. It's leaving. It's fantastic.

• 3:24H. Foley?

  Where's it going?

• 3:25Speaker 03

  It's, it's, it's going, it's going up, up, up.

• 3:28Speaker 02

  I've never been on a bus. It's been fantastic. I have to, I do have to say.

• 3:31Speaker 03

  This is the only one. This is the first flying bus. It's fantastic. Otherwise known as a rocket.

• 3:35H. Foley?

  Let's get into it. Give us the backstory. Where'd you grow up? Moms, dads, brothers, sisters?

• 3:39Speaker 03

  Originally from New York, then grew up in Montreal. I have five brothers and four sisters.

• 3:44Speaker 02

  Whoa, whoa.

• 3:45Speaker 03

  Yes, my, uh, my, my parents had ten kids by the age of thirty.

• 3:49H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 3:50Speaker 03

  Just, yeah, my mother has an enormous vagina. No, it's where I get mine from. I'm very blessed. Thank you. I know, I'm, I'm, I'm doing very well. Thank you.

• 3:59H. Foley?

  That's where you keep the bus.

• 4:00Speaker 03

  And my father is not in the picture, was in the picture early on. But as I grow up, I realize he's a lot more in the picture than I realize, in the way that he lives inside of me.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 4:11H. Foley?

  Ten kids and he dips?

• 4:13Speaker 03

  Well, we dipped.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, away from him.

• 4:15Speaker 03

  We dipped to get away from him. So he got to stay, actually, which is nice.

• 4:18H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 4:19Speaker 03

  Is nice, you know.

• 4:20Speaker 02

  I thought they never leave.

• 4:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, exactly, exactly.

• 4:24H. Foley?

  She took ten kids up to Montreal?

• 4:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know.

• 4:26H. Foley?

  Damn, shout out to your mom.

• 4:27Speaker 03

  Shout out to ma, ma, she doesn't know how to work a podcast. Shout out to you.

• 4:31Speaker 02

  What age were you, yeah, what age were you when you moved from?

• 4:33Speaker 03

  Well, I really developed in Montreal. I mean, I started stand-up in Montreal for about a year and a half.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 4:40H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 4:41Speaker 03

  Because I heard about it there, because they actually, when we moved there, they had the Montreal...

• 4:45Speaker 02

  Comedy Festival.

• 4:46Speaker 03

  Festival, so I thought, why don't I just go do that? I didn't realize.

• 4:50Speaker 02

  Well, Canadians could kinda do that.

• 4:52Speaker 03

  Not really, no. I mean, I showed, I thought it was like an open mind. I never heard, I wasn't like that familiar with stand-up comedy, that it's like craft and everything. So I thought, when I heard about it, I thought, that sounds like something I could do. Which, by the way, nine out of ten times, if you have that thought, it's a no. I got lucky.

• 5:10Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 5:11Speaker 03

  It worked out.

• 5:11Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 5:12Speaker 03

  But most people are sitting there at home going, "Ah, that's what I thought." No. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's likely, it's very unusual that that is the case. In my case, it was the case. And then I moved to Toronto.

• 5:23H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 5:23Speaker 03

  Which is like the big city if you're living in Canada.

• 5:25H. Foley?

  We know Toronto.

• 5:26Speaker 03

  Um...

• 5:27H. Foley?

  Put ketchup on your potato chips.

• 5:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course.

• 5:30Speaker 02

  Crazy.

• 5:30Speaker 03

  Delish.

• 5:31H. Foley?

  Yeah, they're fantastic.

• 5:32Speaker 03

  Delish.

• 5:33H. Foley?

  All dressed.

• 5:33Speaker 03

  Delish, yes. Just get it all on there. We have to pick and choose.

• 5:38H. Foley?

  I'm with you.

• 5:39Speaker 03

  It's the everything bagel of the chip. I mean, let's just go.

• 5:41H. Foley?

  I was literally just gonna say that.

• 5:42Speaker 03

  Wow, see? Great minds think alike.

• 5:44H. Foley?

  We're melding.

• 5:44Speaker 03

  And Toronto is really where I, like, honed, you know, being a stand-up. And it's just a great stand-up city. Shout out to Toronto.

• 5:52H. Foley?

  I didn't know that. I didn't know you started up in Canada.

• 5:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then, and then I came back to the US. I did The Gethard Show and, um...

• 6:00Speaker 03

  Well, I started in Canada on other shows, but I did The Gethard Show, and then I started getting my own projects, and I started acting, and, uh... Yeah, I've, uh... So far, whatever I've touched has done pretty good.

• 6:13Speaker 02

  Well, I'm excited to have you here.

• 6:15Speaker 03

  Can I say that? I don't want to be out of line here.

• 6:19H. Foley?

  Yes, you can say that.

• 6:19Speaker 03

  I don't want to be out of line here. We're here to promote my comedy special, Wake Up, on Netflix right now.

• 6:23H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 6:23Speaker 03

  And it happens to be, and correct me if I'm wrong, it happens to be one of the greatest stand-up specials, recorded in recent times.

• 6:29H. Foley?

  I have that right here.

• 6:30Speaker 03

  I'm not trying to be out of line. I'm trying, by the way, if I was in something bad, I would tell you. I've done plays where I go, "Don't go see that play. It's not good." This, I just like to be honest.

• 6:40H. Foley?

  Buddy, you're on a run.

• 6:41Speaker 03

  Whichever way it goes.

• 6:41H. Foley?

  That's right.

• 6:42Speaker 03

  Whichever way it goes, I want to be honest.

• 6:43H. Foley?

  We love it. Take me back though. How old were you when you moved to Montreal?

• 6:47Speaker 03

  I grew up, I'm from New York. I grew up in Montreal, which by the way, growing up in Montreal, and shout out to Montreal, Montreal is like the greatest, it's such a great city to visit, but it's also now that I, when you're dating and you, and you, you know, when I first brought my wife Gabby back to my hometown, it's like, it's such an amazing hometown to have as your hometown.

• 7:09H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 7:09Speaker 03

  Like, because it's like, different, it's interesting.

• 7:11H. Foley?

  It's very unique, yes.

• 7:12Speaker 03

  It's like, she's from, nothing wrong with Denver. By the way, don't come at me, Denver. I love your city, but it's no Montreal. You know what I mean? It's like, we go back, I can't breathe, I got the oxygen can, the altitude, you know what I mean? It's like...

• 7:22H. Foley?

  I like how she's on defense. I know.

• 7:25Speaker 03

  No, I know, because there are going to be people of Denver, and I'm saying, and I love all the crackheads there, and shout out to everybody in Denver, but I'm saying, Montreal is, is a cool city to me.

• 7:34H. Foley?

  Can you speak French?

• 7:35Speaker 03

  Yes. Oui, je parle français, c'était la loi là-bas. It's the law to speak French there.

• 7:39H. Foley?

  It is. So you learned that in school, all growing up?

• 7:41Speaker 03

  Yes, yes. They forced you to do French when you moved.

• 7:43H. Foley?

  And what did your mom do for work when you guys were up there?

• 7:45Speaker 03

  My mother was on welfare. She was a housewife.

• 7:48H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 7:48Speaker 03

  And she tried, she, she tried to, well, she taught guitar, but she always tried to get...

• 7:55H. Foley?

  Could she play guitar?

• 7:56Speaker 03

  Amazing.

• 7:56H. Foley?

  Really?

• 7:57Speaker 03

  My mother is an incredible guitarist.

• 7:58H. Foley?

  That's wild.

• 7:59Speaker 03

  And musician, just overall. And she always tried to get a proper, yeah, she always tried to get a proper teaching job. She's also a whiz, and my mother is maybe the smartest person I've ever met. I mean, English, culture, literature, all this stuff. I mean, we had the type of, you know, our house was already, there was, we were so poor and there was no space, and, and further to that, we had books lining every fucking wall, you know? So that was the house that I grew up in. My mother always... Tried to get jobs and I feel bad now. I had such a shame about being poor. Which of course, it is, it feels very shameful when you're a kid and they make it's, you know. They, you know, we were, I went to a rich school when I went to Montreal. I got into this. My mother was able to get us on subsidy to a rich school. Okay.

• 8:43Speaker 03

  And she thought it was a great opportunity. And I, you know, I still had my big mouth and all that when I was a kid. So she would say, "Could you just shut up and be good? This is a good opportunity for you." What were you saying?

• 8:54Speaker 02

  What could you, I would imagine what she was saying.

• 8:56Speaker 03

  I would protest the pop quiz. I mean, this is criminal. This is, this is.

• 9:00Speaker 02

  My vagina is huge.

• 9:01Speaker 03

  Preposterous, you know? I mean, what's even the point of the pop quiz? Surprise. You're done. Like, what is? It, it's just, it's, it's not testing anything, but, but I, I don't know what it is. It's like an alarm clock for test. It just doesn't make sense. Give me a heads up, will you? Let me prepare. What's wrong with a little preparation? So, but my mother, I felt that. I remember at one point, she was gonna apply to the coffee shop, Tim Hortons, which is like. Shout out to it.

• 9:26Speaker 02

  Shout out to Timmy's.

• 9:26Speaker 03

  Double double. Shout out to Timmy's, exactly, the double double. Um, which is like the Dunkin' Donuts of Canada. And I remember being so embarrassed. I was like, "Ma, you can't work."

• 9:36Speaker 02

  Was it the local one?

• 9:37Speaker 03

  It was the one right outside the bus stop from my school. So everybody's getting out from the bus. Everybody's getting out the bus. Everybody goes to the Timmy's to get an ice cap. My mother's gonna be there. And by the way, she's not good with all that. I don't even think she would've gotten the job. Now I'm thinking back. What she's good at, what she's good at and what she's not. All those drink orders, forget it. They were gonna get whatever the hell she handed them. So I shouldn't feel too bad. I think she would've been fired. And I maybe, I saved her that.

• 10:05Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 10:05Speaker 03

  That shame. Was there family up there? Or were you guys up there solo? Yes, my mother's from Montreal. That's how we ended up in Montreal. My mother is born and raised in Montreal. My grandparents, uh, may they rest in peace. Of course. My great uncle Eddie, may he rest in peace.

• 10:18Speaker 02

  You didn't say that sarcastically.

• 10:20Speaker 03

  Uncle Eddie? Uncle Eddie took us in, took in 11 people on a moment's notice. Are you kidding me? My parents, they split up under, under terrible circumstances, uh, which we won't get into, but, um, but my great uncle Eddie, my grandfather's brother, had a little duplex, a, a, a two or three bedroom. I mean, we made everything a bedroom once we moved in. So it's tough to say. The hallway was my brother's room, so it is what it is, but, um. That's just funny. But. Yeah, my great uncle Eddie. A moment's ago, it took in 11 people. Supposed to be temporary. He died in that house. My mother was still in that house.

• 10:54H. Foley?

  No kidding.

• 10:55Speaker 03

  We just never, he was relegated to the basement of his own. He was in the garage practically.

• 11:00H. Foley?

  Now, that's family right there.

• 11:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, they don't make, they don't make men like that anymore. They really don't. And no offense to you guys or your producer here.

• 11:08Speaker 02

  I got 12 people living in my house.

• 11:09Speaker 03

  No, I'm just telling you, I'm just telling you. I mean, and, and shout out to Uncle Eddie, not a pervert.

• 11:15Speaker 02

  Which, a lot of Uncle Eddys are.

• 11:17Speaker 03

  You have an uncle with a lot of kids, and I was a cutie. I'll say this, I was a cutie. If he wanted, he could have. And I respect, we have to shout out to the people who aren't when they could. Cause that is an important, positive reinforcement that we don't do. Positive reinforcement, if you are a man, near a child, and you have access, and you don't do that sort of thing, good for you. Gold star.

• 11:42H. Foley?

  I don't think that's the way it works.

• 11:43Speaker 02

  Man, we really keeping the bar low for different men.

• 11:45Speaker 03

  No, we're keeping the bar low, but it's important with all these stories coming between Diddy and Epstein. It's important to keep the bar low and keep some positive reinforcement going.

• 11:51Speaker 02

  I agree. Hey, get some W's on the board.

• 11:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Thank you.

• 11:57H. Foley?

  You said you were a cutie, so you were walking around tempting him or something like that.

• 12:00Speaker 03

  I was a cutie.

• 12:01Speaker 02

  Hey, Eddie.

• 12:02Speaker 03

  And we had, you know, and if you wanted boys, I had five brothers. They were cute too. Athletic individuals, some of them. My brother Schnair was excellent at basketball.

• 12:10Speaker 02

  Never heard that Schnair was a great event.

• 12:12Speaker 03

  He was a great, no, my brother Schnair was the fastest runner at the school. He was small and fast. He reminds me almost like a, like a...

• 12:21Speaker 02

  Mouse.

• 12:22Speaker 03

  No, no, no, like, no, he's, you know, he's, like a...

• 12:26Speaker 02

  Porcupine.

• 12:26Speaker 03

  Like, who's the guy with Ben Affleck and Mark?

• 12:29Speaker 02

  Matt Damon.

• 12:29Speaker 03

  Matt Damon, like, he's one of those, like, powerful, small guys.

• 12:33H. Foley?

  Okay. Man, I would have never got that reference. I don't know where you were going with that.

• 12:36Speaker 02

  You know, famed basketball player Matt Damon.

• 12:38Speaker 03

  He was excellent at basketball, and he was excellent at running, even though he was small. I always thought that, imagine how fast he was.

• 12:47Speaker 03

  What, because he's got smaller legs?

• 12:49Speaker 02

  I know, and they move quick.

• 12:50Speaker 03

  It's insane, like, I thought he was fast as a kid, and it was always fun when, when, when other neighborhood kids or, or people after school would say, "Oh, you know, wanna race him?" And I said, "If they're racing my brother's share, it's over for them." Right? And I would watch the race, and my brother would win, right? But, then as I grew up, I go, "Wow, he really was fast," because he was also smaller. That's unbelievable, the leg.

• 13:11Speaker 02

  If he was normal size.

• 13:12Speaker 03

  The reach, it's like two boxers.

• 13:14H. Foley?

  Maybe that's why-

• 13:14Speaker 03

  When one is taller, their reach, the reach has, it makes a difference.

• 13:19H. Foley?

  An advantage. Maybe that's why Eddie never made a movie, knew he couldn't catch him.

• 13:23Speaker 03

  There we go.

• 13:24H. Foley?

  Not going after him, he's fast.

• 13:27Speaker 02

  Was there any pets in this house, or probably not?

• 13:29Speaker 03

  Yes, so, no, no, no, there was pets in the house. Besides the mice that came free, obviously, and the cockroaches, um, which we had thousands of.

• 13:37Speaker 02

  Really?

• 13:38Speaker 03

  My mother could never get ahead of the pest infestations.

• 13:42Speaker 02

  Let's think about the crumbs.

• 13:44Speaker 03

  Pest control was just, no, it's just because the house was so old, and you had holes, and the winter, winter had a way of like, if there was a little hole, like, like, it was just, yeah, the giraffet-ness. I remember my great uncle Eddie taping Saran Wrap on the windows to keep the heat in. We can never keep the heat in, and we can never keep the roaches out. Like, it was one of these things that my mother would have an exterminator every two, three years if it got really bad. And we had two, three months of, of, "Wow, wow, it's quiet in here, not a lot of," right?

• 14:17H. Foley?

  Plus, you were all probably dizzy because of the chemicals.

• 14:19Speaker 03

  But then they would come back in the winter, because it's so cold out, that they would find, like, a little crack.

• 14:24Speaker 02

  I'm glad he don't take anybody in.

• 14:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, it was, it was, it was crazy. So, we had, um, we had a cat.

• 14:32H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 14:33Speaker 03

  Actually, we went, my great uncle Eddie, shout out to Uncle Eddie, and may he rest in peace, greatest, one of the greatest men I've ever known. But he took us, we would go, we were really poor, so the activities that we did...

• 14:45Speaker 03

  You know, they're not activity, like, my mother, my mother found out, like, you could go to any, if you have kids and you're poor and, and they're interested, you know, you, you gotta get them out of the house, you can go to a fire station. It's free.

• 14:56Speaker 02

  Just take them.

• 14:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, and you can sit a fire truck and they give you the hats, if you're not too young. I remember my baby sister, she, if you're under like five or something, it's too, it's too heavy.

• 15:04Speaker 02

  It's a heavy hat.

• 15:04Speaker 03

  It's a heavy hat. They don't want to break the neck. You're already there for free. They don't need a liability. Okay. But we went way too often to that fire station. We went, like, my mother would, like, send us in and we could go on the truck, like, sometimes they would get a call and then it's like, we're there and we're like, watching and they're like, it's actually not good to have all these kids here.

• 15:22Speaker 02

  Now, we're putting out the fire.

• 15:23Speaker 03

  The same was with the SPCA.

• 15:25Speaker 02

  You can go, no.

• 15:27Speaker 03

  No, you go to the-

• 15:27Speaker 02

  That's a little sad.

• 15:28Speaker 03

  No, you go to the SPCA just to see animals. We used to go pet the cats-

• 15:31Speaker 02

  I know, but you're not seeing-

• 15:32Speaker 03

  At the SPCA.

• 15:33Speaker 02

  You're not seeing the animals-

• 15:33Speaker 03

  Treat it like a zoo?

• 15:34Speaker 02

  In a happy, a happy environment.

• 15:36Speaker 03

  Yes, it's like a zoo. My great uncle Eddie would take us to say, who wants to see, well, we were petrified of the dogs. I was terrified of the dogs.

• 15:43Speaker 02

  Who wants to see euthanasia, anybody?

• 15:45Speaker 03

  No, so we would go see the cats and sometimes you put your little hand in the, in the, right? We were, so, we ended up getting a cat. My mother was hearing impaired on top of this. So, my mother wore hearing aids- I thought she was a guitar teacher. Well, that's why she's hearing impaired, right? Because she knows, she, she's plugged into an amp, she does electric too, and she doesn't- Was she playing death metal? No, no, she is. She is, as a matter of fact. She's playing everything.

• 16:07Speaker 02

  Papa roach.

• 16:08Speaker 03

  She's unbelievable. I should show you a video after. I'll pull it up.

• 16:11Speaker 02

  And where, where did she pledge?

• 16:13Speaker 03

  And you can put it up here.

• 16:14Speaker 02

  Did she play at, like, community things?

• 16:16Speaker 03

  Yes, no, she played at an open mic every Monday, the Wheel Club. It was a, a country club, not the country club of a golf. It was a- Country music. Country music club. Uh, it was kind of this, over a hundred years old, place in Montreal that my mother started going to later on. As we really settled in, she's down this music night. It's an open mic and she played the guitar there. And she sang songs. They only did songs, shout out to the Wheel Club, I think it closed. I mean, I'd be shocked if you haven't closed, guys, please.

• 16:49Speaker 02

  Think about it.

• 16:50Speaker 03

  Come on. But the Wheel Club, it was so much fun and she, they only allowed music before 1965. And my mother, my mother is, you know, you know how I'm like, I'm in my 30s, but I'm almost like, you don't know if I'm seven or you don't know if I'm 73. My mother's 104. Like, I feel like, you know how a trans person, once they get, like, I feel like trans age, like, once a trans person gets all their surgeries, they get everything, they take their hormones and they finally feel like their body is matching who they are inside. I feel like I'm gonna turn 73, look in the mirror and I'll finally be home in my body. And my program is on in the other room and everything makes sense.

• 17:32Speaker 02

  I'm Robbie.

• 17:33H. Foley?

  Where's my men use?

• 17:34Speaker 03

  That's how my mother is. So my mother played music once a week there.

• 17:37H. Foley?

  Would you guys go?

• 17:39Speaker 03

  We went sometimes and it was really fun.

• 17:41H. Foley?

  All of you?

• 17:42Speaker 03

  No, a bunch of us. And my sister Chaya was great at singing too. Chaya, would you sing a song again? I mean, she's got a beautiful voice.

• 17:48H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about Factor.

• 17:49Speaker 02

  Shout out to Factor, Factor, Factor.

• 17:51H. Foley?

  We love them Factor meals over here at Tootie's Gang. Eating well through the holidays can be tough, as you know. That's why you should try Factor chef-prepared, dietitian-approved meals to help you stay balanced and energized through the indulgent time of the holiday season. I got a couple Christmas cookies in me. As you know, I balance that out with a nice Factor meal. They're delicious, they're nutritious, and they're always ready to go in two minutes in the old microwave.

• 18:16Speaker 02

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• 18:29H. Foley?

  I got presents open.

• 18:30Speaker 02

  It ain't like that. Factor delivers fully-prepared, ready-to-eat meals in just two minutes. I throw them on a pan, sizzle them up real nice. That's what I do. Factor, they just sent a new box yesterday. Came in yesterday.

• 18:41H. Foley?

  I know.

• 18:41Speaker 02

  Boys were fighting over. We got it out, we got it in the kitchen over here. Also, listen, it's tough. As a fat guy my whole life, this is tough. Tough time of year. You're not gonna make 100%, you're not gonna make 100% right decisions. Make a bad decision, then you got factor, make a good decision.

• 18:56H. Foley?

  Yes. It's a good decision.

• 18:58Speaker 02

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• 19:02H. Foley?

  That's great.

• 19:02Speaker 02

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• 19:28H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about Chime.

• 19:29Speaker 02

  Chime.

• 19:31H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 19:33Speaker 02

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 19:34H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 19:35Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 19:36H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish, I could go back and say, hey, I wish I had Chime.

• 19:50Speaker 02

  I know. Listen, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks coming after ya.

• 20:03H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 20:04Speaker 02

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• 20:45H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 20:46Speaker 04

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• 20:58Speaker 03

  Very talented family. Sounds like it. No, a really, really talented family. But, um, yeah, but all for fun, you know what I mean? It's like my mother, um... Yeah, so she would take her hearing aids off when she came home and she'd say, "Please don't burn the house down. I'm going to bed." That's actually a very good feature for somebody who has 10 kids, to go to sleep.

• 21:19Speaker 02

  Check out.

• 21:20H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 21:20Speaker 03

  "We're teenagers. My brothers are smoking hookah downstairs. She doesn't care what the hell is going on. Don't burn the house down."

• 21:25H. Foley?

  Hookah?

• 21:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, hookah.

• 21:26H. Foley?

  You mean doobie?

• 21:27Speaker 02

  No, hookah.

• 21:27Speaker 03

  Hookah.

• 21:28Speaker 02

  She's, she's good, what are they called?

• 21:30Speaker 03

  Hookah.

• 21:31H. Foley?

  Now I got you.

• 21:32Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 21:34Speaker 02

  She can do it all.

• 21:35H. Foley?

  What were the vacations like when you were young? Did you guys do anything?

• 21:37Speaker 03

  No vacation.

• 21:38H. Foley?

  No vacation.

• 21:38Speaker 03

  Vacations?

• 21:39Speaker 02

  Firehouse, yeah.

• 21:40Speaker 03

  Vacations, it's, it's, yeah, vacations was, if, if, if we had a, a, a, a storm, like a really crazy storm.

• 21:51H. Foley?

  Snowstorm?

• 21:51Speaker 03

  Snowstorm, yeah. And, and there was ice and snow on the steps in the front, we'd take the sled.

• 21:57Speaker 02

  Down there.

• 21:58Speaker 03

  Down the steps into the, um, into the street.

• 22:01H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 22:01Speaker 03

  Pretty much right into the street.

• 22:03Speaker 02

  Uh, what was your first job?

• 22:06Speaker 03

  I had a few first jobs. My first job really was McDonald's.

• 22:09Speaker 02

  No way?

• 22:10H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 22:10Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 22:11Speaker 02

  What age? 14, 15?

• 22:12Speaker 03

  No, I was probably 17, 18.

• 22:13Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 22:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, probably 18.

• 22:15H. Foley?

  Are you a McDonald's fan?

• 22:16Speaker 03

  Huge.

• 22:17H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 22:18Speaker 03

  It's the greatest restaurant in the world. I mean, that's why there's so many.

• 22:20H. Foley?

  I knew I was gonna love you.

• 22:21Speaker 03

  Right? Taste-wise, taste-wise, you cannot deny that McDonald's is the best restaurant in the world. I'm not talking ambiance. I'm not talking what you're bringing with your cocktail mixers and, and these bartenders. Okay, fine. Taste-wise alone.

• 22:37H. Foley?

  Hoffman, you're hired.

• 22:38Speaker 03

  You, you can't beat it, right?

• 22:41Speaker 02

  I gotta push back.

• 22:42H. Foley?

  Kevin, Jimmy's Ryan.

• 22:43Speaker 02

  I, listen, I like it.

• 22:44H. Foley?

  We have a guest here.

• 22:45Speaker 02

  Just as much as the next guy.

• 22:47Speaker 03

  Taste-wise, it's the best. That's why there's so many.

• 22:49H. Foley?

  They're consistent.

• 22:50Speaker 03

  Right?

• 22:51H. Foley?

  Nothing tastes like a McDonald's hamburger.

• 22:52Speaker 03

  I grew up kosher. I wasn't able to have McDonald's. And all I wanted was a nugget.

• 22:55Speaker 02

  Well, your palate's all whacked out. That's the problem.

• 22:58Speaker 03

  All I wanted was a nugget. If I could get, because they had these Happy Meals and everything these kids had in a box and happy, I said, "I wanna be ha-" I can't be happy.

• 23:07H. Foley?

  Kosher, everybody was kosher up in Montreal.

• 23:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, we were kosher. We were religious. We were a very religious, orthodox family still.

• 23:14H. Foley?

  No McNuggets.

• 23:15Speaker 03

  No Mc- and I said, "If I could get a nugget with a little bit of honey," it sounded weird to me at first, but the more I thought of it, the more I thought of it, the more I was like, "It's gotta be the honey."

• 23:25H. Foley?

  As a kid, that was what they gave you automatically.

• 23:28Speaker 03

  That's amazing.

• 23:29H. Foley?

  With the McNuggets was honey for the kids.

• 23:31Speaker 03

  So now...

• 23:31H. Foley?

  It's fantastic.

• 23:33Speaker 03

  Now... I'm at the house.

• 23:35H. Foley?

  I like this one.

• 23:36Speaker 03

  I'm not kosher anymore.

• 23:37H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 23:37Speaker 03

  I can work at McDonald's. And I get the food. I get the food half off.

• 23:43H. Foley?

  Are you out of the house at 18?

• 23:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:45Speaker 02

  Where'd you go?

• 23:45Speaker 03

  Out of the house. No, I lived, I had a couple places. I lived with my sister Chaya. First shout out to Chaya. Thank you for letting me live with you and her boyfriend at the time.

• 23:53Speaker 02

  Good support system with that many siblings.

• 23:55Speaker 03

  Yes, we all kind of, our first stop out the house was my sister Chaya's.

• 23:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's great.

• 23:59Speaker 03

  She really had to take it, yeah. And it's so funny because she must have been, maybe she's 24.

• 24:03H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:03Speaker 03

  And I'm like...

• 24:04Speaker 02

  Taking you in, yeah.

• 24:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, and I think she's like, she's working full-time in sales. She maybe took a night course too, trying to continue her studies. She's got this boyfriend useless on the couch, whatever.

• 24:18H. Foley?

  Seems Jewish?

• 24:19Speaker 02

  Seems like you're over it.

• 24:20H. Foley?

  No!

• 24:20Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no.

• 24:21H. Foley?

  Are they together or no?

• 24:21Speaker 03

  We, everybody in my family's not with a Jew. We are enough Jewish for anyone willing. Like, we don't, we need to div...

• 24:27Speaker 02

  You guys gotta cut that, you know what I mean?

• 24:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, we need to diversify.

• 24:29Speaker 02

  Step on it, yeah.

• 24:30Speaker 03

  Like, somebody asked me when I'm gay, they're like, "Oh, do you care about, you know, uh, now that you're lesbian, is Jewish important?" And you're just like, "No, it's, it's... What are we doing? We're not even procreating." Like, why would it be important to me?

• 24:42Speaker 02

  Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:43Speaker 03

  Um, but...

• 24:45Speaker 02

  And you're so, your sister not with, didn't marry that guy? That was a temporary?

• 24:47Speaker 03

  No, thank God.

• 24:48Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 24:49Speaker 03

  By the grace of God, because they take advantage.

• 24:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:52Speaker 03

  And, um, but she would, I would get home from school

• 24:57Speaker 03

  and, uh, she would be getting home from work with her badge and everything in the apartment.

• 25:02H. Foley?

  She a cop?

• 25:03Speaker 03

  No, just like a fob to get in.

• 25:05H. Foley?

  Oh, gotcha.

• 25:06Speaker 03

  You know, a lot of real jobs, they have a fob.

• 25:08H. Foley?

  I've heard of this thing, and it's attached to the belt.

• 25:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, and it goes like this. It's very professional to me.

• 25:12H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 25:13Speaker 03

  It's very professional to me.

• 25:14H. Foley?

  I always wanted one of those.

• 25:15Speaker 03

  When it slings back, I go, "Whoa, this is a professional." It's my big sister.

• 25:19H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 25:19Speaker 03

  And so I would go to her house, and she had groceries. You'd think he would help to bring in the groceries. No, he doesn't help.

• 25:24H. Foley?

  He doesn't. He's on the couch.

• 25:25Speaker 03

  I don't know what he did, okay? Back then, nobody worked from home. It didn't make sense. What was he doing?

• 25:30Speaker 02

  Fax machine? What the fuck you doing?

• 25:32Speaker 03

  It didn't make sense. Nobody, it wasn't, it wasn't a, a, a, a, a, a structure.

• 25:36H. Foley?

  I assume you had some opinions on this guy when you, when he was there?

• 25:39Speaker 03

  We did. I gave him a couple looks. Meanwhile, meanwhile, meanwhile...

• 25:43Speaker 02

  Talk about a drafty apartment.

• 25:44Speaker 03

  Meanwhile, he's the kind of guy who lets his girlfriend's sister just move in, and then her brother, and then whatever. We all stopped.

• 25:50Speaker 02

  Do you remember where she met him?

• 25:51Speaker 03

  We all lived there for like a year. No idea. Anyway, and I remember like now, like in my head, she must have been like 30s, like 40s, you know? But she's like maybe 22, 23, maybe, you know? And I would get home like, oh, what are we, uh, eating? You know, what's for dinner? And she'd be like, Chilean sea bass, sit the fuck down. And she'd be like, printed out a recipe.

• 26:16H. Foley?

  No kidding.

• 26:17Speaker 03

  Online.

• 26:17Speaker 02

  Very mature.

• 26:18Speaker 03

  Made it, cooked every, you know, and it's like, this is a 20.

• 26:21Speaker 02

  Adult, yeah, it's crazy.

• 26:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, and now she's living her dream life and she deserves everything higher.

• 26:26H. Foley?

  Were you, were you guys?

• 26:26Speaker 03

  And Bruno, my brother-in-law, who I love. By the grace of God, and I bring up the ex a lot, I say, by the grace of God. He goes, well, you stop bringing this guy up.

• 26:36Speaker 02

  That was 20 years ago.

• 26:37Speaker 03

  We've been married now, you were thrilled, like, I, but I'm so traumatized that she almost ended up.

• 26:42H. Foley?

  With this guy.

• 26:43Speaker 03

  Instead of Bruno, thank God.

• 26:45H. Foley?

  Shout out to Bruno, I love the names.

• 26:47Speaker 03

  Shout out to Bruno.

• 26:47H. Foley?

  I'll go Eddie Bruno. Were you all very self-motivated and?

• 26:52Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 26:52H. Foley?

  It seems that way.

• 26:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, you had to be, it's like, it's like a necessity, like we were, my mother always said, sink or swim. And it was clear that we would have to swim. Or say, like, there was no option, um.

• 27:02H. Foley?

  Not everybody swims, though. A lot of people sink.

• 27:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think accidentally so, my mother was exactly the parent we needed. She would have been spread thin, which she was. She knew she wouldn't be involved, she knew financially she couldn't be supportive. She just, in a way, very subtly led by example. For instance.

• 27:21H. Foley?

  I love this.

• 27:22Speaker 03

  My mother, my mother went back to school at night. She took to, to, to get away from the kids one night a week. When we went to, when we went to sleep, my mother took one night class a week.

• 27:33H. Foley?

  When you guys went to sleep?

• 27:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, we knew it was Wednesday. Maybe we were asleep 8 o'clock, like, we're winding down, my mother would go, okay, good night, whatever. We would, you know, my, we would watch, babysit each other, whatever. And my mother went to sleep, uh, to, to school one day a week. And then like. Years and years go by, and now I'm graduating university, which is a big accomplishment in my family, thank you.

• 27:57H. Foley?

  You're doing this now?

• 27:58Speaker 03

  No, no, no, this is no, when I graduated, I went to McGill, the Harvard of Canada, thank you very much, because it was a Montreal school that if I got in, you could go for free.

• 28:06H. Foley?

  Really?

• 28:07Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 28:08H. Foley?

  You're welcome. Congratulations.

• 28:09Speaker 03

  So, I'm graduating this school, and so is my mother.

• 28:12H. Foley?

  What?

• 28:13Speaker 03

  Suddenly, my mother is graduating, and we're like, what? What was more impressive than any of us getting a college degree was the fact that my mother, 12 years later.

• 28:23H. Foley?

  12 years.

• 28:25Speaker 03

  Class by class, once a week for 12 years, through the summers.

• 28:29H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 28:30Speaker 03

  Somehow, out of enough credits, the bitch was graduating. We couldn't, like, but she never spoke of it, she never anything. It was just something that we, I think, soaked up.

• 28:43Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 28:44Speaker 03

  Slow and steady wins the race.

• 28:46Speaker 02

  Perseverance betterment.

• 28:48Speaker 03

  Also, in terms of, obviously, my mother, you know, when we, you know, now we give anyone, they have, you know, they have a kid and three nannies, and we call them a stay-at-home mom, but my mother, having the 10 kids, cooking every day, doing nine loads of laundry a day, all of it, you know, through that, another benefit was, my mother was always home. Like, you know, in these, like, actually, there was some stability, even though we had a really unstable life, like, looking back, like, I moved from, you know, there's a lot, and the father, there was something really, like, we knew where this bitch was.

• 29:23Speaker 02

  Grounded.

• 29:23Speaker 03

  You never had to question where my mother was. She's in the, there she is, she's in the kitchen. There she, where is she? She's in the kitchen.

• 29:30H. Foley?

  Is everybody?

• 29:31Speaker 03

  She really, just was always there.

• 29:33Speaker 02

  Ever-present.

• 29:34H. Foley?

  Was every, is everybody an adult now?

• 29:36Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 29:37H. Foley?

  Can you rattle off what everybody kinda does?

• 29:40Speaker 03

  I can. My oldest brother's in real estate.

• 29:42H. Foley?

  Real estate.

• 29:42Speaker 03

  My sister Chaya, she's still in tech sales.

• 29:45H. Foley?

  Tech sales.

• 29:46Speaker 03

  She's an executive baby.

• 29:47H. Foley?

  Look at this, keep going.

• 29:48Speaker 03

  In Arizona.

• 29:49Speaker 02

  Keep going.

• 29:50Speaker 03

  Killing it, and I'm proud of you, and she's made winner circles, and had free trips, and you name it. Shout out to Bruno. Shout out to Bruno, who also himself is quite an accomplished executive. Keep going. My god, great. Okay. I want to hear him. We have my brother who works in security. Security. Yes, he's, um, he works in security, then my brother who worked in construction for many, many years, and then now is in construction and sales. Love it. Great. Um, and, and, and just doing amazing. I mean, just unbelievable, owns his house. Then we have me, and I... Entertainer extraordinaire. What do they say about you? One of the greatest living stand-up comedians. I mean, what else is there to say? No one's arguing. What, what else is there to say? Then we have my little brother who's an accountant. There you go.

• 30:35Speaker 03

  Excuse me. There you go. Excuse me. Is that a profession? How about that, Luke? Is that a profession? That's pretty good. Then we have my little sister who's a motherfucking social worker. Come on. Giving back. Bringing up the rear. Risking her life. Cause it's, we had social workers checking on us at the house, growing up, because when you moved to Canada, we moved kind of in a refugee type of states, all these like feral, religious, Amish-looking kids show up. We're thrown into these French schools, you know, it's just, it was, we were on, on welfare. My mother comes alone, she doesn't have her, a license, she doesn't get to have her own money where the way we were coming from. So you're starting like that, thank god she was Canadian, by the way. Let me ask you this. No, no, no, well, ask it again, cause it was something.

• 31:19Speaker 03

  It was just the, the list of, uh, what you brought us to do. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Social workers. So, the social workers would come over because... Oh, yes. Because, you know, we lived kind of, like, it's not, my sister always reminds, it's not, it's not a crime to be poor. No. But they do have a circumstance. For instance, my sister has seen some kids that are, when she goes into families, that the, there's a nine-year-old boy sleeping on a treadmill, a, a, an old treadmill they found outside, and they put a towel on top of it. That's not an acceptable, you know, they, they will work to get that kid a bed. Mm-hmm. Obviously. Very nice. Okay, so my sister will do that and say, no, it's not a crime to be poor, like, they always, it's very hard for the parents because it's like, am I losing my kid? I'm at, no, no, like, she's not the police. We just need to do better.

• 32:03Speaker 03

  She's not, there's no, we're just, I'm gonna go shopping with you, I have a budget, she's able to get that money, and she's able to like, bring some dignity back to some of these families. Amazing. But when we were kids, we had those type of checkups, where my mother would be like, "The social worker, get up, get up!" Get off the treadmill! Everybody better look good, that's clean, clean, clean. You're trying to hide cockroaches or whatever and you sit on the couch, a lady comes, rich lady from god knows where, and looking and it's embarrassing because your mother is embarrassed and she's, they're kind of ashamed how we're living and this whole thing and see if it's adequate. So my sister has that kind of know-how now when she goes into family. Like, it's just a little more like she, like, she right away walks in like, hey, we're in this together. What, you know, like, you don't have a laundry machine here, you're wasting your Sunday,

• 32:48Speaker 03

  you're going to do laundry, would it help, would it help if we tried to work on getting you? Literally, like, like, she's doing, like, the amount of, like, work and paperwork to fill out to get $1,000 to get a laundry machine to a mother of three, it's just nuts. So, she was very inspired and now she's doing the Lord's work and coming from, from an understanding place. Because a lot of times we had these rich ladies come and we kind of knew to do an act because it's like, this lady, you know, her husband's a lawyer or something, it's like she doesn't, she's a social worker, she's padding herself.

• 33:23Speaker 02

  She doesn't understand it.

• 33:24Speaker 03

  But it's nice when, when, kind of like when you want the police force to reflect the, the community, to have the social workers, and a lot of them do, a lot of them do, by the way, but my sister is one of them, which is wonderful. And then my other little sister, speaking of housewives, my other little sister has a baby, mazel tov, um, and, um, is just an incredible mom. It's the kind of thing that we didn't even know what my sister would do. Because she was the kind of, no, she was the kind of girl who was like, ah, I didn't really think, you know, like, um, she just was, was somebody into so many things that I didn't know. And mom is like, her thing, she makes the baby food herself, she's very involved. Yeah, she's like, really in her element, so it's been amazing to see her.

• 34:08H. Foley?

  Look at you guys, look at you, humble beginnings, look where you came from.

• 34:10Speaker 03

  My brother Shmuley says it best. From nothing to something to everything. He always tells me.

• 34:16Speaker 02

  That could have been written in 1918. My brother Shmuley says it best.

• 34:19Speaker 03

  He's always telling me, he's yelling at me, he, FaceTime, Mulaney directed my special, so I had him on FaceTime, Mulaney was in the room and he goes, "From nothing to something to everything." I said, "You're yelling, he's already helping us."

• 34:31Speaker 02

  Is everybody as, you know, I mean, the term we say is like, we call balls and strikes. You're very honest, you're very upfront, you're very, you're not, you're not holding any punches. Is everybody in the family like that?

• 34:41Speaker 03

  Yes, I come, that's why people ask me, like, what's my influence? What's this? It's like, nobody's funnier than my family.

• 34:46Speaker 02

  I come from the same thing.

• 34:47Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? Everybody was funny, the whole, the whole neighborhood was, everybody was funny. My neighbors were funny, we were funny people.

• 34:53Speaker 02

  I'm the 14th funniest person in my family.

• 34:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, like my sister Chaya, I mean, just even the way she speaks, her phraseology. My wife Gabby loves to hear her talk on the phone. She'll be like, well, I'll nickel up it, like, stuff I haven't heard? Oh, he's a crook, like, Jess.

• 35:08Speaker 02

  That probably gets thrown around a lot.

• 35:10H. Foley?

  Crook is great.

• 35:11Speaker 02

  Crook is, we're bringing, that's stealing ad. Crook is a great insult.

• 35:15Speaker 03

  I gotta say, crook, I just lifted from Jess Solomon, who said it to me yesterday.

• 35:19Speaker 02

  Okay, nevermind.

• 35:20H. Foley?

  Shout out to Jess.

• 35:20Speaker 03

  So that's why, shout out to Jess for saying that, but reminding, but my sister does speak like that all the time. Stuff like that.

• 35:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, funny word, funny terminology.

• 35:27Speaker 03

  But I have to give credit where credit is due. Jess brought back crook.

• 35:29Speaker 02

  That's great.

• 35:30H. Foley?

  What a story, what a tale.

• 35:31Speaker 03

  See, I couldn't even just go over that. I had to give crook, I had to shout out, you know what I mean? Because I'm like, because I can't even think, like, she'll go, like, a bushel, like, I don't even know the phrases, but a bushel on the hand, a two and a bird, like, it's just the craziest stuff.

• 35:47H. Foley?

  One in the hand, two in the bush.

• 35:47Speaker 03

  Right?

• 35:48H. Foley?

  Yes. You hop the bus, you end up on the train.

• 35:51Speaker 03

  This is, he's higher.

• 35:53Speaker 02

  That's from an old bit that he did.

• 35:55Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, so now we throw it to the old bit.

• 35:57H. Foley?

  It worked in the early 2000s and it still works today.

• 35:59Speaker 03

  Okay, all right.

• 36:00H. Foley?

  Kim, it's like about chime.

• 36:01Speaker 03

  Chime.

• 36:03H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 36:05Speaker 02

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 36:06H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 36:07Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 36:07H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish, I could go back and say, hey, I wish I had chime.

• 36:22Speaker 02

  I know. Listen, if, if you're out there, this is where chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks coming after you.

• 36:35H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 36:36Speaker 02

  Overdraft fee, uh, monthly statement, that it, oh, oh, five, five dollars for this, 10 dollars for that. They got their hand in your pocket. Mm-hmm. Not with Chime. Chime offers the most rewarding fee-free banking, all with no overdraft fees, no monthly fees, no minimum balances. You get 5% cash back on the Chime card in a category of your choice, like gas or groceries, all while building credit through regular, everyday spending. And if you're ever in a pinch, SpotMe lets you overdraft up to $200 fee-free. Look at that. I know, I need that, dog. Uh, right now, you can join the millions that are already banking fee-free with America's number-one choice for banking. Head to chime.com/garbage. That's chime.com/garbage. Sign up now, it only takes a few minutes. Do it.

• 37:18Speaker 04

  Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services and Chime Card provided by Chime's bank partners. Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to chime.com/disclosures for details.

• 37:30Speaker 05

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• 38:00H. Foley?

  Let's talk about now a little bit. We know humble beginnings and unbelievable story. Mm-hmm. And I'm sure they are all ecstatic about your success.

• 38:10Speaker 03

  They're really supportive.

• 38:11H. Foley?

  As they should be.

• 38:11Speaker 03

  They really, really are. I'm bringing my brother, I get to do, uh...

• 38:14H. Foley?

  What do they say when you're like, "Hey, I got nominated for an Emmy Award"? What do they say?

• 38:18Speaker 03

  I mean, it's crazy because we already thought, we already think we win it. Like, the arrogance is also crazy because it's like...

• 38:24Speaker 02

  So funny. I was gonna say, the joke was, "It's about time."

• 38:27Speaker 03

  Yeah. My sister comes, I invited Chaya to come to the Emmys with me. And so, we go to the Emmys, and the whole morning, we wake up, we're like, "It's a shoe win." Like, we'll wake up like we already won. Like, she's getting her hair done, right? I got my...

• 38:41H. Foley?

  We got this!

• 38:42Speaker 02

  Practice your face, practice your face.

• 38:44Speaker 03

  I'm like ironing my outfit. I'm like, "This is unbelievable." Like, we're already planning what we're gonna eat after, like, we have the whole day.

• 38:51Speaker 02

  So funny.

• 38:52Speaker 03

  We get into the Emmys, we get into the Emmys, and they... By the way, she's like, "I don't even know who else they would give it to." I mean, I'm looking at this category, there's nobody here. By the way, my category was Olivia Colman, Zoe Kravitz. Like, literally, she's like, "Who would they..." I had six lines, and she's like, "I don't even see how they could give it to anybody else." And we get there.

• 39:13H. Foley?

  Let's just get it and get out of here.

• 39:14Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying. Excuse me, can we speed this up? We ended up being the first award of the night. We were supposed to be like later in the show, but then they said, "Actually, we're gonna do the actors up front." So I was the very first award of the night. So we're sitting, we get there, we had some free champagne, which we had to beg for. She said, "There's no open bar." We were, okay, we had to beg for. Well, you think it's, I mean, everything's gold. I agree with you.

• 39:39H. Foley?

  Wait, there's no open, wait, what do you mean, there's no open bar?

• 39:41Speaker 03

  It is a cash bar. Hollywood, this is why you're taking it.

• 39:46H. Foley?

  You're telling me Jon Hamm's walking up and getting a Michelob Ultra and paying...

• 39:50Speaker 03

  That's what I'm telling you.

• 39:52H. Foley?

  What?

• 39:52Speaker 03

  This is the big scam, I'm telling you. What's a beer, what's a drink go for?

• 39:57H. Foley?

  That's a glacier shirt.

• 39:58Speaker 03

  It's $9. What are we doing? I said, "I didn't even bring money."

• 40:04H. Foley?

  I thought you were gonna give me...

• 40:05Speaker 03

  I thought you were rolling out the red carpet, quite literally. I haven't won yet, but I'm gonna win. I should get free drinks. We walk in bigger than Jon Hamm. We walk in, my sister's like, "We're walking in," she's like this with Ron Howard. Right! Like, literally.

• 40:18H. Foley?

  My sister won an Emmy.

• 40:20Speaker 03

  Yeah. And then we're the first award, so we have a little champagne. We sit, I lose. It happens like that. It happens like in 30 seconds, like, it's like...

• 40:28H. Foley?

  It's like a bad horse race.

• 40:29Speaker 03

  We walk in, and it's over. It's like, over before you even, it's like, it's like, so I, I, I, I immediately, we sit down, we lose. And she goes, "We don't need this shit." She rips me out, "We're out, we're out."

• 40:44H. Foley?

  Did you guys leave?

• 40:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, she goes, "Coming all the way from Arizona, this is, I don't need this shit." So we walk out, we're sitting in the front, they have us like reactors in the front. So we leave. We leave immediately, and they're like, "No, no, Robbie, you're still presenting, right? Like, you have an award to present." Like, hell, we are. I said, "Nah, I don't think I wanna do that anymore."

• 41:04H. Foley?

  Are you serious?

• 41:05Speaker 03

  Well, you have to, I'm the being, I'm, I'm my wallow shit. I'll tell you this, you lose, lose. Really feel the loss. You win, celebrate.

• 41:16H. Foley?

  Did you dip and not present?

• 41:17Speaker 03

  I said, "My circumstance has changed."

• 41:21Speaker 03

  My circumstance- That's like the most rock star shit I've ever heard in my life. Has changed. They didn't let me.

• 41:27Speaker 03

  They said, "Calm down." They said, "Calm down." My manager's like, "No, no, no, you're like, this is like, you can't just switch last month. They can't find a presenter."

• 41:35Speaker 02

  I respect you trying.

• 41:36Speaker 03

  Dude, that's the coolest thing I've ever heard. So finally, two hours later, we're like, calming down. Chaya and Ron Howard are like, and he's like, "I know, it's criminal." And she's like, "It's criminal." You know, like- Wait, your sister's complaining to Ron Howard? Yes, and he's, by the way, shout out to him. He's agreeing, he's giving her everything she needs. So fucking, fucking- He's giving her every, he's going, "I know, it's sick, it's a sick business." She goes, "It's sick." That's so crazy. She goes, "Do you know how much my top was?" He said, "I can only imagine." She said, "I sent $3.40 for this top, can you imagine?" You're fucking with this, right? No, this is her the whole time, she goes, "And it's a two-piece, it looks like a one-piece, it's a two-piece. I bought them separately." She's horrified. I've made her buy an outfit, in any event. Not to mention the $9 champagne. Yeah, so she...

• 42:19Speaker 03

  There's no way this is true. They have me go to the, uh, they have me go to the prompter to figure out what I'm... They want me to say something to introduce these awards. And I go, "I already know I'm not saying nothing in the prompter. I'm going with the motions, going with the motions." I got up there at the end of the night. Everybody is... I was the last award presenter and I said, "It's over, I lost, there's nothing to say." The room falls apart. It was actually a huge, I didn't know, we hadn't been watching, that the room had been lulling about all night. They said it actually, we ended up actually being the silver lining, because I was like, I was like, "This is sick." The fact that they even brought me out here to present

• 43:02Speaker 03

  after experiencing such a loss is criminal.

• 43:07Speaker 02

  Your sister's up there.

• 43:08Speaker 03

  Okay, no, then my sister's sitting in the audience, I said, "You know what? Chaya's here. Why doesn't she present at the Emmys? Chaya, do you want to present at the Emmys?" Security's looking, I'm like, "What, you're gonna let Will Smith walk up whenever he wants? But my sister who's come all this way..."

• 43:21Speaker 02

  No shit.

• 43:22Speaker 03

  She gets up there- She's in Arizona. She gets up there and she's a natural.

• 43:25Speaker 02

  It's like she was invited.

• 43:26Speaker 03

  She's like Severance, I'm like Severance!

• 43:28H. Foley?

  Your sister, you're lying to us.

• 43:29Speaker 03

  No, I have the pictures.

• 43:31H. Foley?

  You're s- this is all true?

• 43:32Speaker 03

  This is all true, she did amazing.

• 43:35H. Foley?

  You're gonna own a studio in a couple of weeks.

• 43:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, Batman.

• 43:37Speaker 03

  I would be surprised if they don't ask her back.

• 43:40Speaker 02

  She's hosting next year.

• 43:42Speaker 03

  This is-

• 43:43H. Foley?

  Dude, Hoffman, that's crazy, man.

• 43:45Speaker 03

  Look, this is us presenting. That's great.

• 43:48H. Foley?

  Who's with ya?

• 43:49Speaker 03

  That's my sister.

• 43:50Speaker 02

  Who are you supposed to be presenting with, originally? That is a nice top, I have to say.

• 43:55Speaker 03

  I'm looking there, just standing there.

• 43:56H. Foley?

  It's the craziest shit I've ever seen.

• 43:58Speaker 02

  Did you go out with anybody, or was it just you?

• 44:00Speaker 03

  Just me and my sister, look, her. This is when we lost, and probably got some champagne.

• 44:06H. Foley?

  It's in a plastic cup, by the way.

• 44:08Speaker 02

  Also dressed like Richard Lewis.

• 44:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, so my sister presented, she was really on stage, and she did a great job. And then after the- at the party, we were the talk of the town.

• 44:17Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 44:18Speaker 03

  We turned that frown upside down, it ended up being a great night.

• 44:21Speaker 02

  You turned that town upside down.

• 44:22Speaker 03

  But let me lose when I lose. I can't right away be a not sore loser. Let me 10 minutes of a sore loser. And then I'll come back.

• 44:30H. Foley?

  Man, trying to walk out of the Emmys, you are trash. This is awesome. That's the coolest thing I've ever heard in my life.

• 44:38Speaker 03

  You can't just sit there and you're lost. Like, I'm not ready for that. Like, if the camera went to us, we were like... Cause we were in shock-

• 44:45H. Foley?

  She's mouthing to the camera, "Nine dollars."

• 44:49Speaker 03

  Like, literally-

• 44:49Speaker 02

  This whole thing's rigged.

• 44:50Speaker 03

  We were in shock that I lost for three lines.

• 44:53Speaker 02

  That's so funny.

• 44:54Speaker 03

  When we're up against Olivia Colman, Julian Nich- Julian Nicholson, like, she's the greatest to ever do it. I don't know how we walk in-

• 45:01H. Foley?

  I've seen the clips, you should've had it.

• 45:03Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 45:05H. Foley?

  You're great in the-

• 45:06Speaker 03

  See, that's the attitude, thank you.

• 45:08H. Foley?

  In The Sexy Show with Michelle Williams.

• 45:09Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

• 45:10H. Foley?

  Fantastic actor.

• 45:12Speaker 03

  Shocked I wasn't nominated for that as well, I'll say that. I'll say that. I will say that.

• 45:19H. Foley?

  Alright, let's talk about now.

• 45:20Speaker 02

  What kinda car you got now?

• 45:21H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 45:22Speaker 03

  I have the greatest car.

• 45:24H. Foley?

  I have a feeling it's not gonna be.

• 45:26Speaker 03

  I got a Porsche 911.

• 45:28H. Foley?

  No, you're not.

• 45:29Speaker 03

  I'm not joking.

• 45:30Speaker 02

  Who are you?

• 45:31H. Foley?

  Yeah, who are you?

• 45:32Speaker 03

  You wanna hear my car history? That's a better history.

• 45:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, run that.

• 45:35Speaker 03

  Nobody's asking me my car history.

• 45:36Speaker 02

  We usually ask what your first car is.

• 45:38Speaker 03

  That's my okay.

• 45:39Speaker 02

  But I assumed it was, being the poverty upbringing, I assumed it was...

• 45:43Speaker 03

  I'll show you my first car. Let's just go through it, okay?

• 45:46H. Foley?

  Real quick, though.

• 45:47Speaker 03

  You can cut whatever you want. You can cut whatever you want.

• 45:49Speaker 02

  This is the show.

• 45:50Speaker 03

  But you're not gonna wanna cut anything because I'm telling you.

• 45:52H. Foley?

  Robbie, just let me recap this.

• 45:53Speaker 03

  The car journey is the journey.

• 45:54H. Foley?

  Robbie, let me recap this.

• 45:55Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 45:56H. Foley?

  You got four episodes of Hacks, you get nominated for a guest star, for an Emmy. You lose in two seconds and you wanna dip. You're driving a Porsche 911 around Hollywood.

• 46:05Speaker 03

  You better believe.

• 46:06H. Foley?

  You bring your sister up to present.

• 46:07Speaker 03

  You better believe.

• 46:08Speaker 02

  Crazy.

• 46:09Speaker 03

  You better believe. Exactly, okay?

• 46:12Speaker 02

  Burn it all down. Either way, you're making history.

• 46:17Speaker 03

  We're making history, and you know what? You're gonna see the car. So my first car, I didn't grow up with cars.

• 46:23Speaker 02

  That's what I...

• 46:24Speaker 03

  Right, because I got my license late in my twenties because like any east coaster, New York was the subway, Montreal had transit, so we just, and we were poor. My mother didn't have a license.

• 46:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:35Speaker 03

  So we were all on the bus with my mother. My mother was having us run to the bus. I was like, "Tell them to wait! Tell them to wait!" I was like, "My mother's coming, she's got grocery bags, please." You know, and we would all file onto the bus. But when I moved to LA...

• 46:51Speaker 02

  What age were you at this point?

• 46:53Speaker 03

  I moved to LA maybe like, uh, tenish years ago, maybe nine or eight years ago, something like that.

• 47:03Speaker 03

  Never had a car.

• 47:03Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:05Speaker 03

  But LA's a car city.

• 47:06Speaker 02

  Car city.

• 47:07H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 47:08Speaker 03

  Okay, now my budget for the car was maybe $5,000.

• 47:12Speaker 02

  Solid budget, solid first car budget.

• 47:14Speaker 03

  But it's really, yeah, in LA, that is good.

• 47:15H. Foley?

  You're a saver, right? You save your money?

• 47:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, it was, it was, yeah, I was, I was just, like, yes, I do save my money, but also for a car, it was like the thing like with insurance, like, I was like $5,000 kind of in for the year, okay? But also the thing was, I was coming from Canada all my adult life before that. So I never built credit in the US because I was a kid in the US. So then when you come back, you start, you start on a starter card, if you get a credit card, it's like $300. I can't lease a car. I don't have credit.

• 47:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:51Speaker 03

  I have to buy a car cash. So that's why the budget's like, I can't, if I was leasing, maybe my budget would be for a bigger car because I could do maybe 300 a month or something like this.

• 48:00H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 48:01Speaker 03

  But now I have to lose it all in one chunk. I have to lose it all in one chunk. 5,000 is a lot. I really wanted 3,000, but I said I'll go to 5.

• 48:11Speaker 02

  If it's to die for.

• 48:12H. Foley?

  Not a penny more.

• 48:13Speaker 03

  Okay. I just found it and now I have to go back already because I, I, I talk too long in between.

• 48:19H. Foley?

  You are gonna be 73. Look, you hit the phone out.

• 48:23Speaker 03

  I know.

• 48:23Speaker 02

  You should see her texts, it's like huge.

• 48:24H. Foley?

  No, it's not.

• 48:25Speaker 03

  Okay, so here, no, it's, okay. So this was the car. I bought a 1983 Toyota Corolla.

• 48:31Speaker 02

  10 years ago?

• 48:32H. Foley?

  83?

• 48:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, 1983.

• 48:34H. Foley?

  That was 5 grand?

• 48:36Speaker 02

  You got, you got taken.

• 48:37Speaker 03

  It was $3,600.

• 48:40Speaker 02

  They saw you coming from Toronto.

• 48:41H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 48:42Speaker 03

  Okay, so I buy this car. Nothing, 120, which for a 35-year-old car.

• 48:47Speaker 02

  That's not nothing.

• 48:48H. Foley?

  120,000?

• 48:49Speaker 03

  Yes, but I'm just saying for that car of that age, and I'll tell you.

• 48:52Speaker 02

  I know, but you gotta look at all cars.

• 48:54Speaker 03

  Okay, so maybe I bought this car 10 years ago because I drove it for 7 years. Every mechanic I went to, for the oil, I was diligent as I take care of all of my things because I thought I'm running this car for, like, I do have to have this car for 10 years.

• 49:07Speaker 02

  It's your lifeline, yeah.

• 49:08Speaker 03

  I'm spending, okay? They said the car's gonna go to a million miles. They said this car. I, every nook and cr, every, every sound I bring it, I'd say, Carlos, what's happening? It's, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, come back in a year. But I'd say, what's happening here? Okay, the car, $3,600, he was selling it for 5,500 off Craigslist. Now, I had been doing all my research about cars, I learned what to look for a little bit, but I also, and this is my tip to anybody buying a used car.

• 49:37Speaker 02

  This is big on the show.

• 49:38Speaker 03

  There are other websites that do this. At the time, I used a website called MyMechanic.com, it was 100 bucks, you bring somebody for a pre, pre-sale car inspection, they will look at everything for you. If you don't know anything about cars, do not go to a lot alone. Higher.

• 49:52Speaker 02

  They'll kidnap you.

• 49:53Speaker 03

  Yes, it's a hundred dollars and, and it, you know, I, I really was like, I could pay for this three times. I'll see three cars. So make sure it's a car you really want to see. And that a hundred dollars could save you five thousand dollars. I'm just saying, definitely spend that extra hundred and get a, a, a mechanic. My mechanic.com was like Uber for mechanics. Like when they're not working at their shop, they also do like side stuff. Yeah. I did that. Um, I found this car. Pretty much was clean. I brought this guy. Okay. He wanted 5,500. All I showed up with was 3,600. That's the other trick.

• 50:30Speaker 02

  Friend Sam Rubenoff did that.

• 50:31Speaker 03

  You show up cash, if they say cash, okay? Not with the Venmo, not with anything. You get, you go to the bank, you run to, you run because you have cash on you. I, I look like I have cash on me when I have cash on me. Like I'm the most easily robable person because I'm so nervous to have cash on me that you could tell. Is it in an envelope? It's in an envelope. It's crisp. It's, it's excellent. I go from the bank. Then I get there and I go, I gotta be honest with you. I have 36. This is, it's cash in the hand. There's something psychological. The guy is desperate. He's so.

• 51:05Speaker 02

  Very true.

• 51:06Speaker 03

  Okay, there's something. It's cash in the hand. Who's gonna buy this car? I drove for seven years. My friend Sophie, who's another dyke like me who knows cars, she finds a buyer for it. So then I start doing well in stand-up. I have to actually, the car is great for LA. I drove it every single day. I stay, but now I'm like maybe sometimes driving to San Diego or I'm driving to Brea or I'm doing gigs all over. I'm going, it's a little, you know, because, because I gotta have the hazards on sometimes on the freeway. It's a 1983 car. We get it. Because it doesn't go that fast. As fast as cars go now. So I'm like this.

• 51:40Speaker 02

  As fast as cars go now.

• 51:41Speaker 03

  No, I've never been in the left lane in that car.

• 51:44Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 51:46Speaker 03

  So, and it took me twice as long to get anywhere because if you really pushed it, it would shake. That was its one thing, but it drove good if you drove it in a normal speed. I.e. not the highway. So I avoided the highway where I could, but in LA it's difficult. It took me two hours to get down the block, you know what I mean? So finally, my COVID happens.

• 52:08Speaker 03

  My car becomes vintage. It turns 30. Okay. Something like that. It became like a collective.

• 52:15Speaker 02

  Hot.

• 52:16Speaker 03

  People loved the car. She found, she found a buyer for $9,000. I'm not making this up. She found a buyer. He had the one, he had the same car. The Toyota lineup from 1983, but they made that in brown and baby blue like I had it. Beautiful color, baby blue. I wish it would come back. And he, he, he, he bought the car. When everything was said and done with the shipping and everything was $6,000. For a car that I bought for $3,600, I made money on the car. That's not it. I took that money. And I found, I always wanted Porsche. Why did I always want Porsche?

• 52:53Speaker 02

  That's gotta be my question.

• 52:54H. Foley?

  Your poor kid.

• 52:56Speaker 03

  Here's the whole thing.

• 52:57Speaker 02

  Saw one, it drove past you at some point.

• 52:59Speaker 03

  The only thing I ever heard of was Porsche because of my father. My father always wanted a Porsche. And I don't, I don't have a relationship with my father. He's not in our life. But there's something I always, people do assume that I'm like a car person. I know everything about cars. I really only know Porsche because my father, one of the good memories I have is like, he always wanted this car and, and he would take a picture in front of a Porsche or a picture in a Porsche, you know? And that sort of thing. And I just, it just, when I'm driving that car and I look in the rearview and I see my eyes, I see his eyes. It's a way to have,

• 53:40Speaker 03

  as I get older, I realize, yes, I don't get to have like a, like a physical relationship, not in that way with my father. But I do get to have a relationship with him in the ways that I am like him or the ways that I find the joy of him, which is liking this car. Obviously it's not ideal, but it's not nothing. And it's just always, it's always.

• 54:02Speaker 03

  I just feel a connection. But it's not like I knew of other cars. The only reason I got that Toyota little one because it was two-door like a Porsche. I was always trying to get up to that. So then I said any Porsche I'd take, but of course I can't. It's not like a Toyota where it's like if something goes wrong, it would be as expensive as something. So I waited, waited. I had this car for seven years, but I found, but I always was scout, you know, always scouting Craigslist and used lots for maybe a fixer-upper Porsche that didn't have like, I didn't care if it had cosmetic issues, but like just the engine and, and I found a Cayman, which is a base, base model Porsche. Um, I could not do the Boxer. I find that an abomination. I needed the hatchback.

• 54:45H. Foley?

  Good for you. Good for you.

• 54:46Speaker 03

  I felt like we have to just either get to be able, Cayman people would agree with, would also say is an abomination, but the fact that it's trying to look like the thing that we want is at least better for me. Let's give an effort. And I got that one for 13,000. Mine was for six.

• 55:03Speaker 02

  That's pretty good. That's amazing. How many miles on that when you bought it?

• 55:07Speaker 03

  Not a lot. Eighty-eight, but that had a tremendous amount. Everything was aftermarket. The stripes, this guy before me, he put stripe stickers on the Porsche. The fading was the whole thing to the point that it looked like almost like, oh, it's actually cool that it's like patina. But it was like not.

• 55:27H. Foley?

  Can I ask you this? Is it an automatic or a stick?

• 55:29Speaker 03

  Everything's automatic. Again, I don't know Porsche had it like, I'm not like a car. I just want a Porsche because that's what I grew up thinking.

• 55:36H. Foley?

  If you were driving a stick, my head would explode. I would assume you're Batman.

• 55:40Speaker 03

  My, my wife knows how to drive stick.

• 55:41H. Foley?

  It's awesome.

• 55:42Speaker 03

  She's a badass. Yeah. And, um, and the Cayman, then I came in, then I had some, so I drove the Cayman for only a couple of years. Because then I found my Grail. A black 911 10 interior. Give it up for all the Californication fans.

• 56:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:06Speaker 03

  And it was, I got eighteen thousand for my Cayman. Jesus Christ. You're stepping in shit. If you buy- You can't lose. If you buy things that appreciate, that hold their value, what am I gonna spend thirty grand on a Kia? That's worth two grand next year? I got ten shots of my friend. I kinda did that. Buy a- What am I, an idiot? Buy an old Porsche that could sell for nothing. For scrap, they'll buy it. Right? There are people who fix these up. It's a whole market. I sold it for eighteen K. This one was twenty-eight thousand. I got it for ten thousand. I have no car payment.

• 56:40H. Foley?

  Are you doing well at this point when you buy this?

• 56:42Speaker 03

  Yes, but I still only got the car for ten thousand dollars. And this is my final Grail car. Like, like, this is-

• 56:49H. Foley?

  What year is it?

• 56:51Speaker 03

  Two thousand one.

• 56:52Speaker 02

  How many miles were on it?

• 56:53Speaker 03

  Like eighty-six.

• 56:54Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 56:54Speaker 03

  Look at you.

• 56:55Speaker 02

  It's great.

• 56:56Speaker 03

  It's great.

• 56:57Speaker 02

  That's awesome.

• 56:58Speaker 03

  It's-

• 56:58Speaker 02

  You refer to it as the Porsche? Like, I'm gonna take the Porsche?

• 57:02Speaker 03

  No.

• 57:03H. Foley?

  What's the wife drive?

• 57:04Speaker 03

  Oh, Lexus SUV.

• 57:06H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 57:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:07H. Foley?

  She does well as well.

• 57:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, but she doesn't, you know, it's not like we care about cars. I only care to have a Porsche-

• 57:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:13Speaker 03

  And she doesn't care at all.

• 57:15Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 57:16H. Foley?

  Where is he living now?

• 57:16Speaker 03

  I mean, I'm the kinda person that when she gets back, I make sure I get her car detailed. I like to keep it washed. I like to keep it- She doesn't even, I said, babe, you notice you had a full tank of gas? I have to tell her. Because it's not noticeable to her that she was on empty.

• 57:31Speaker 02

  Oh, my wife too.

• 57:32Speaker 03

  It's insane.

• 57:33H. Foley?

  Over to my house.

• 57:34Speaker 03

  What I'm doing, what I'm doing.

• 57:35H. Foley?

  Where is he living now? You got the house? You got an apartment?

• 57:37Speaker 03

  No, we rent.

• 57:38H. Foley?

  You rent?

• 57:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:39H. Foley?

  House?

• 57:40Speaker 03

  We rent an apartment.

• 57:41H. Foley?

  Rent an apartment.

• 57:42Speaker 03

  I feel safer in an apartment.

• 57:43H. Foley?

  You feel safer in an apartment?

• 57:44Speaker 03

  What? I'm on the street. It's the street. It's my door. What?

• 57:48H. Foley?

  What, a house?

• 57:49Speaker 03

  A house? It's the street. Here's my door.

• 57:51H. Foley?

  You're living in a hallway.

• 57:53Speaker 03

  No, no, no, exactly. I, I, I can't, I gotta be, there's gotta be steps. There's gotta be a door. There's gotta be your fucked up elevator-

• 57:59Speaker 02

  Multiple doors, yeah.

• 57:59Speaker 03

  That doesn't work. You can't get up, you can't get up if you want.

• 58:02H. Foley?

  First the Kia, and now our elevator?

• 58:04Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 58:05Speaker 02

  It's an eighty-eight. What do you want from me?

• 58:07Speaker 03

  It's crazy. He said, close the door, close the door. Make sure you're, it's like there's no handle on it. There's no way to push it.

• 58:13Speaker 02

  That is a-

• 58:13Speaker 03

  Who gave me that advice?

• 58:14Speaker 02

  That was me. That was a, that's a this week problem.

• 58:17H. Foley?

  How'd you turn on us? What'd we do?

• 58:19Speaker 03

  So the door to the elevator is a flapper door like this, okay? There's no handle. It's as if, it's a, it's a push door into a kitchen or something, okay?

• 58:27H. Foley?

  What are you putting in our business out there?

• 58:28Speaker 03

  No, there's no, he goes, just make sure you slam it shut when you get in the elevator. But there's nowhere to pull- The door shut, I'm like in the crack, and then it, it self stops itself a little bit.

• 58:39Speaker 02

  You're not wrong, these are all valid, valid complaints. I'm surprised it took you 55 minutes to bring it up.

• 58:43Speaker 03

  You, you knew that you gave me faulty advice?

• 58:46H. Foley?

  We could have talked about this off air.

• 58:48Speaker 03

  No, what you could do, is you could come all the way down the stairs and ride it up with me.

• 58:53Speaker 02

  That wouldn't be advice.

• 58:54Speaker 03

  No, but say I'll come and get you.

• 58:55Speaker 02

  We were sending someone down?

• 58:57Speaker 03

  No, they didn't tell me. I was already nine flights up. I was fucking reliving 9/11 up there.

• 59:05H. Foley?

  You went on 11?

• 59:06Speaker 03

  No, but the fly fighters had to go up with all their gear.

• 59:09Speaker 02

  We know that.

• 59:10Speaker 03

  How many flights of stairs? I, no, but I, it gives me, I have another respect for them when I do something like that. I go, wow, look at me going up this.

• 59:16Speaker 02

  Oh, did you take the stairs up?

• 59:17Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 59:17Speaker 02

  Oh, I didn't know, I apologize. All of this is deserved, I apologize.

• 59:21Speaker 03

  I took six flights of stairs up.

• 59:26H. Foley?

  Will you apologize? We gave you the green tea.

• 59:29Speaker 03

  It's delicious.

• 59:29H. Foley?

  It's nine dollars, by the way.

• 59:33Speaker 03

  Did we cover some ground today, or what?

• 59:34Speaker 02

  A good, a good, just a few, I got a few, one or two, just quick ones here.

• 59:39Speaker 03

  Please, whatever you want. I'm here for you fellas. I consider you fam now. I really have enjoyed this.

• 59:43H. Foley?

  Buddy, I, I'm telling you right now, you're like one of my favorite people.

• 59:46Speaker 03

  You're one of my favorite people. It takes nothing from me. I know right away. No, I know right away if I don't, or if I do. And I do.

• 59:53Speaker 02

  Good gauge of character.

• 59:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:55Speaker 02

  Um, any dumb, while we're on purchases, any purchases you look back, you said you're good with money, but any purchase you look back and like, eh, I didn't, shouldn't have done that.

• 1:00:01H. Foley?

  When you got like your first big check or whatever.

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  Didn't have to be big.

• 1:00:04Speaker 03

  No, because you know what? I talked about this at length. I, and my brother, Levy, has always given advice like this when you get a, like, my first big check was $65,000 for a show that I sold a few years ago. But I hadn't been paid in ever.

• 1:00:16Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 1:00:16Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? So I'm thinking, okay, we'll, we'll put it aside, maybe we'll open like a 401K and, you know, get something like, put $3,000 here, put $3,000, I don't know. And he said, you better take a little bit off the top. You just take a little bit. Yes, everything to your plan.

• 1:00:34H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 1:00:35Speaker 03

  But you have to treat yourself a little bit off the top. Nice. And I bought a watch, also used.

• 1:00:40H. Foley?

  We were talking about watches before.

• 1:00:41Speaker 03

  Also used, nineteen ninety-one. It had to be nineteen ninety-one, the year my sister was born, because I feel like the family's complete.

• 1:00:49H. Foley?

  Youngest sister?

• 1:00:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I, I, I, I got the watch. And I wear it every day for six, like, I've been wearing it for, since I got it.

• 1:00:57H. Foley?

  Can we ask you what it is?

• 1:00:58Speaker 03

  Yes, it's a nineteen ninety-one base base. Okay, so under people who know watches, it's a Rolex Air King, which I got, again, for thirty-six hundred dollars. Why thirty-six hundred dollars every? Double, I'm also paranoid and superstitious with numbers. Eighteen is a very lucky number. Thirty-six is double eighteen. If I could offer eighteen, I would. But I normally then do a multiple. I didn't want to be left out of the store. Yeah, yeah, so, so.

• 1:01:23H. Foley?

  Dude, you are a fucking boss.

• 1:01:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, but, but then it's one, I have one of everything. Like, people go, oh, is this your, do you have another? No, I have one car, I have one watch, I have, I, I don't have a lot of things, but the things that I have, I do a tremendous amount of research. Calculated. And it could take years. I mean, watches I've been looking at since I'm a kid, it could take years. I mean, I had a watch, yeah, I, I had a watch when I was maybe five years old, Beauty and the Beast watch or something, where the.

• 1:01:53H. Foley?

  Bought it for twenty bucks, sold it for seven thousand.

• 1:01:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, where Belle, the, the, the princess's head opened and it was a digital watch with the time. I remember those. I would say, ma, ask me what time it is. Ma, ask me what time it is. Well, I just told you. I had to do laundry. Nobody was asking me the time and I had this watch going on.

• 1:02:11H. Foley?

  I'm working out material here.

• 1:02:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, I still love when somebody asks me the time because I go, as a matter of fact. But, um, but yeah, I, so, but I've had stupid purchases. The thing, the, the dumbest purchase is like.

• 1:02:25Speaker 03

  I think the hardest thing for me is clothes.

• 1:02:27H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:02:27Speaker 03

  Because I wear men's clothes and I need them to be small, so my size is all...

• 1:02:34H. Foley?

  Tough to come by sometimes.

• 1:02:35Speaker 03

  It's just tough, that I think I measured it prob- and I buy everything used, as you know, so that includes my clothes.

• 1:02:40H. Foley?

  You buy used clothes?

• 1:02:41Speaker 03

  All my clothes is pre-owned.

• 1:02:43Speaker 02

  Is it like designer clothes that you're buying?

• 1:02:44Speaker 03

  No, this is seven dollars. This is, this is from the Goodwill, which their price is seven dollars at the Goodwill is expensive, and I'm sick about that. But anyway, because some people really need, but, no, everything, um...

• 1:02:55H. Foley?

  What is it? What brand is it?

• 1:02:56Speaker 03

  I don't know. What is it?

• 1:02:57H. Foley?

  Is it like LL Bean? Cause you're sharp. What is it?

• 1:03:00Speaker 02

  The tag is hanging off.

• 1:03:01H. Foley?

  Oh my god.

• 1:03:01Speaker 02

  It's Janssen?

• 1:03:03Speaker 03

  No, it's like an old sweater.

• 1:03:04Speaker 02

  Janssen?

• 1:03:05Speaker 03

  It's an old sweater.

• 1:03:06H. Foley?

  I thought it was like an LL Bean or J. Crew or something.

• 1:03:08Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no. Everything is, like, I, I buy all pre- you know, clothing I'll have-

• 1:03:13H. Foley?

  Fixer tag for it.

• 1:03:14Speaker 03

  I'll have it. Thank you.

• 1:03:16Speaker 02

  I don't wanna, I don't wanna Uncle Eddy him.

• 1:03:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, he, he, exactly. Uncle Eddy would never.

• 1:03:20Speaker 02

  I, of course. My Uncle Eddy. I'm talking about my Uncle Eddy.

• 1:03:23Speaker 03

  Uncle Eddy would never. No, but, uh, like, a designer jacket or something, like, I'll buy on Grailed or I'll buy on Depop or all, if I really want-

• 1:03:32Speaker 02

  Are these reusable si- I don't know.

• 1:03:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, these are, these are, um, pre-owned.

• 1:03:36Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 1:03:36Speaker 03

  I normally buy a lot of, everything I own is pre-owned and holds value.

• 1:03:40H. Foley?

  Let me-

• 1:03:40Speaker 03

  Just so I'm not saying. A sweater is a sweater. When I bring this back to Goodwill or whatever, I'll donate it, obviously, but they'll be able to sell it again and they'll make a profit, okay?

• 1:03:49H. Foley?

  Let me ask you this.

• 1:03:50Speaker 03

  But clothing, sometimes I've ordered something online and you can't return on the pre-owned site, so that is the problem.

• 1:03:56H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:57Speaker 03

  A lot of it is final sale, and it's, even though I measured with the, with the measuring tape, it's not the right size.

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  Oh, we are different.

• 1:04:05H. Foley?

  What about the missus? She spends money on clothes.

• 1:04:07Speaker 03

  We don't count each other's stuff at all.

• 1:04:10H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 1:04:10Speaker 03

  You know what? I introduced her to the whole pre-owned.

• 1:04:13H. Foley?

  Really?

• 1:04:13Speaker 03

  She didn't, she was at Zara and all these fast fashion sites, and, it's funny, this is a really good story that a lot of people don't, don't know. One of our first sleepovers...

• 1:04:25Speaker 03

  Why should she leave in the clothes she came the night before? It's unbecoming, right?

• 1:04:28H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 1:04:29Speaker 03

  So I gave her a sweater.

• 1:04:30H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 1:04:31Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:04:31H. Foley?

  One of yours?

• 1:04:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:32H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:04:33Speaker 03

  I said, "Go home and take a sweater," you know, and she came over, you know, not wearing a sweater. So we'll leave it at that, you know, we had a nice dinner and she was in her, you know, whatever.

• 1:04:43Speaker 02

  And then... You can't be leaving like a floozy, you know what I mean?

• 1:04:45Speaker 03

  No, but I'm just saying, in the morning, you're cold suddenly, it's like, you know, we were...

• 1:04:49H. Foley?

  But did you not want her to leave, like, you didn't want her to have, like, make the walk a, the walk of shame, as they say?

• 1:04:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, just to her car, why should she be freezing and put back on her dress or whatever, just... Here's a, here's, here's some sweats and here's a sweater and...

• 1:05:01Speaker 02

  Here's a Gansett sweater.

• 1:05:02H. Foley?

  That's a class move, though.

• 1:05:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, why should she, like, you know what I mean? So, I gave her the sweater and then I, I went to her house the next time that we hung out and I noticed my sweater, it's, it's just on the floor, it's, it's... It's totally disregarded, not the way that I carry my... Everything I have is, I may only have four sweaters, but they're folded. I take care of myself. Yeah, I don't have a lot of, like, I, I buy everything, like, if I, if I, if I, like, I'll be like, "Okay, I have black pens."

• 1:05:30Speaker 02

  Goes back to the watch.

• 1:05:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, I have, the things I have are, are, are, like, good or I wanted them or they, you know, or they, they make me happy or they're what I want to wear, like, they're specific, you know?

• 1:05:42H. Foley?

  You're so thought through and thought, you're so interesting.

• 1:05:45Speaker 03

  Everything is, everything is very thoughtful, exactly, I, I, I, I, that's the way I acquire things, very slow and steady. Just like my career, slow and steady wins the race.

• 1:05:54Speaker 02

  Wins the race, baby.

• 1:05:54Speaker 03

  And, um, and I've been slow and steady, before you know it, after 10 years, you have four nice sweaters, instead of 30...

• 1:06:02Speaker 02

  That's real slow.

• 1:06:03Speaker 03

  By the way, instead of 30, what do you have? 30, uh, 30 Under Armour, this, that, the other?

• 1:06:11Speaker 02

  Do I peg as an Under Armour guy?

• 1:06:12Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:06:13Speaker 02

  No, I'm also, I, I, I was, I get that, I was the same and I, I found just higher qual, I buy a lot of them. I find one thing I like and I'll buy, I buy ten of the same high quality t-shirt.

• 1:06:22Speaker 03

  Oh my god, ten is crazy, but you know what?

• 1:06:24Speaker 02

  It's actually like thirty. I didn't wanna, I didn't wanna, I didn't wanna brag.

• 1:06:28Speaker 03

  People have too much stuff, guys, you gotta clean up. Okay, so I, I left, so I see the sweater on the floor. And I'm a very long-winded individual speaking, but anyway, my, my, my wife's podcast is actually called Long Winded, check it out. My podcast, Too Far, is Patreon only, as we don't accept any corporate dollars, because they won't give them to us. So we are on Patreon only, Too Far, on Patreon.

• 1:06:55H. Foley?

  Too Far?

• 1:06:56Speaker 03

  Too Far, and we're gonna be doing the Too Far 1K, the Not Too Far. Um, we are starting a 1K, the Not Too Far, yes, cuz I wanna do a marathon, I don't know, but further than I've ever gone.

• 1:07:08Speaker 02

  It's not five.

• 1:07:09Speaker 03

  Okay, 1K, well, let's, let us start. Let us start somewhere.

• 1:07:13H. Foley?

  I think that's less than a mile.

• 1:07:14Speaker 03

  Yes, but it's more than half a mile, but imagine running half a mile.

• 1:07:20Speaker 02

  No, I walk.

• 1:07:21Speaker 03

  I came up six steps, I'm like, I, I, forget it, let me start somewhere.

• 1:07:24Speaker 02

  Point six, two miles.

• 1:07:25Speaker 03

  You know, and I, so anyway.

• 1:07:27Speaker 02

  Also, pay, we got, we have a little Patreon, go check out the, go check out the show.

• 1:07:32Speaker 03

  I'm on tour, by the time this comes out, maybe it'll be sold out, maybe it won't, you'll get lucky, I don't know. The sweater is on the floor.

• 1:07:40Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm, disgrace.

• 1:07:41Speaker 03

  I take it.

• 1:07:44Speaker 03

  I go.

• 1:07:46Speaker 03

  Oh, it's too, I said, I was, uh, you don't like the sweater? I was gonna let you keep the sweater. Okay, a very good sweater, I was gonna let you keep it cuz I actually, I, I don't wear it anymore. Or I was gonna resell it. And she goes, no, I don't need, I go, oh, it's a shame, it's a Prada sweater. She goes, ah? Her whole demeanor change.

• 1:08:09Speaker 03

  It doesn't say Prada everywhere. It says nothing. It's a Prada sweater. Because it's not. It's a great cardigan, and it has just a little tag, Prada. And I bought it pre-owned. For a good price, and it'll sell for a good price. For a good price. Okay. And she wears that sweater to this day.

• 1:08:26Speaker 02

  Oh shit.

• 1:08:27H. Foley?

  Isn't that adorable?

• 1:08:28Speaker 03

  But isn't that crazy how that so?

• 1:08:31H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 1:08:31Speaker 03

  But now she's all about pre-owned. I said, "Baby, you can have whatever you want." If you, listen, if you're a little patient, and you like the hunt, and you like to look through stuff, then okay, look through stuff, and, and you can find something. If you do have a particular brand that you're into, or whatever, I just, there's so much clothes, the landfills are, are, they don't need the, and by the way, don't need any clothes, they have too much clothes.

• 1:08:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:52Speaker 03

  The poor need money, not clothes. That we need, you know what I mean? It's like, there's too much clothes. You, you're hoarding clothes. It's really sick.

• 1:08:59Speaker 02

  I wear them though.

• 1:09:00H. Foley?

  He, he just gave clothes to a friend of ours.

• 1:09:03Speaker 02

  Lost a couple of pounds. Didn't compliment me, no big deal.

• 1:09:06Speaker 03

  Oh, looking good, looking good.

• 1:09:09Speaker 02

  To one of our friends.

• 1:09:10Speaker 03

  Looking good, looking good. Cut it with a knife. Yeah, looking good.

• 1:09:15Speaker 02

  But I mean, I, I mean, what, this is a wild story.

• 1:09:19H. Foley?

  Will you come back? Will you come back and hang out with us?

• 1:09:21Speaker 03

  By the way, I can't wait.

• 1:09:23H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:23Speaker 03

  By the way, I can't wait.

• 1:09:25H. Foley?

  You gotta come back.

• 1:09:26Speaker 03

  I can't wait. This is the new fan. This is unreal. Maybe I'll be the third. We don't know.

• 1:09:30Speaker 02

  We don't know.

• 1:09:35H. Foley?

  She buys it out from under us. I don't even realize it.

• 1:09:36Speaker 03

  I am Robby Hoffman. Follow me. On Instagram, I'll be on tour in some cities near you.

• 1:09:43Speaker 02

  Great.

• 1:09:44Speaker 03

  Not all of them, I gotta relax.

• 1:09:46Speaker 02

  I got this one game gearing up for.

• 1:09:48Speaker 03

  Well, my, uh, my special wake-up is live on Netflix.

• 1:09:53Speaker 02

  Yes, check it out, gang. So much, so fun.

• 1:09:55H. Foley?

  Live on Netflix, you got projects coming out. One of the funniest, one of the most unique, fascinating guests we've ever had.

• 1:10:01Speaker 03

  Wow, really?

• 1:10:03H. Foley?

  Are you ready?

• 1:10:03Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, no, I'm ready.

• 1:10:04H. Foley?

  You're garbage.

• 1:10:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, I am.

• 1:10:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, for sure.

• 1:10:07Speaker 03

  No, somebody called me, I think Stavi said.

• 1:10:10H. Foley?

  The best kind.

• 1:10:11Speaker 03

  Jewish trash. He said he never met anyone.

• 1:10:13Speaker 02

  I couldn't, I can't say that.

• 1:10:14H. Foley?

  Who said this? Bruno?

• 1:10:15Speaker 03

  No, they said, uh, Stavi was saying, you know, that, Stavi, yeah, Stavi was saying that.

• 1:10:22Speaker 03

  He's seen white trash, but he's never heard of Jewish trash. And I take that as a compliment.

• 1:10:28H. Foley?

  You must have been blowing his mind.

• 1:10:29Speaker 03

  I take that as a compliment, I guess.

• 1:10:32Speaker 02

  You should.

• 1:10:33H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 1:10:33Speaker 03

  But for this show, I'm Jewish garbage.

• 1:10:36Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:10:37H. Foley?

  Jewish garbage.

• 1:10:37Speaker 02

  Welcome to the party.

• 1:10:38H. Foley?

  Welcome to the, welcome to the family.

• 1:10:40Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 1:10:40H. Foley?

  Robby Hoffman, ladies and gentlemen. Check out Wake Up on Netflix. Check out our podcast on Patreon. Robbie, we love you. Kip, what do you got for him?

• 1:10:48Speaker 02

  Uh, guys, our 2026 tour is on sale right now. A bunch of cities. We're adding more. Tickets are going fast. Get them. We'll see you out there. We love you.

• 1:10:56H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you. Love you, buddy.

• 1:10:58Speaker 03

  Love you. I love you guys. Thank you.

• 1:11:00H. Foley?

  See you next week.

• 1:11:00Speaker 03

  Thank you.