Giggling about blondes, blazers, and body counts

Hannah reveals her theater kid lore and Paige is having an fashion crisis.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:32Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 0:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, so many people have my location.

• 0:40Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 0:44Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're calling the FBI.

• 0:49Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. And even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 1:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 1:05Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So, once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 1:14Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time, and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 1:18Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social, like, I love everyone, but like...

• 1:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 1:22Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising, and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts you ignored all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 1:36Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 1:43Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 1:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly, women deserve.

• 1:48Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 1:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a t-shirt, for real.

• 1:54Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 2:03Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 2:06Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 2:06Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 2:09Hannah Berner?

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• 2:21Paige DeSorbo?

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• 2:22Hannah Berner?

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• 2:28Paige DeSorbo?

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• 3:10Paige DeSorbo?

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• 3:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, Gigglers?

• 3:25Speaker 02

  Gary, fix the wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:37Hannah Berner?

  Okay, I do have a cat behind me, that's Boots.

• 3:41Paige DeSorbo?

  We are very bring-your-pets-to-wherever.

• 3:45Hannah Berner?

  Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Do I have better lighting than you this episode?

• 3:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it looks like we're like also...

• 3:50Hannah Berner?

  Do you ever wash your laptop? And then you're afraid you're like, everyone's staring at your tit?

• 3:55Paige DeSorbo?

  No, never.

• 3:56Hannah Berner?

  Oh.

• 3:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, on a Zoom, wash my laptop? I don't think I've done that.

• 4:01Hannah Berner?

  Oh.

• 4:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, with you, yeah, but like, in a Zoom, have I ever been like, "Hold on a second"? No, I don't think so.

• 4:10Hannah Berner?

  I've like 30 minutes into a Zoom, be like, "Wait a second, is there dirt on my face right now"? Um, I actually did something so, I hate to say Hannah-coated, but I was texting you that your outfit looks chic, and it kept auto-correcting to chicken.

• 4:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, when? I don't even, I didn't even realize that.

• 4:31Hannah Berner?

  When I was typing it, I kept having to be like, "I'm not saying chicken, I'm saying chic." And my phone was like, "You mean chicken."

• 4:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, speaking of being chic, we were gonna record in person today, but I was having an outfit crisis. And then my mom texted me one of the meanest things she's ever texted me before. I texted her like a picture of an outfit, and she goes, "I just think everyone will make fun of you."

• 4:53Hannah Berner?

  I said, "Too late for that, babe." Wait, is it the one that I liked?

• 4:57Paige DeSorbo?

  The one that you like is the one that she likes.

• 5:00Hannah Berner?

  Good.

• 5:01Paige DeSorbo?

  And the other one is the one that I like.

• 5:04Hannah Berner?

  Okay, good.

• 5:05Paige DeSorbo?

  But whatever, I'll find somewhere else to wear it. I just, but you want to know what's in my head now? Now, when I feel like I'm not being brave, now I'm like, I'd rather wear it and get made fun of?

• 5:19Hannah Berner?

  Welcome to my life.

• 5:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Than feel as though I'm making a decision based on like, "Oh, it's not as good as I think it is."

• 5:27Hannah Berner?

  When I think something's cool, I actually don't care what other people think.

• 5:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 5:31Hannah Berner?

  And that is actual, that's actual like Buddha shit.

• 5:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Typically, in, this situation is unique because my mom is going to be at the event. That's the only reason I'd wear the one she wants.

• 5:43Hannah Berner?

  You had to cancel the podcast because Kim sent you that text. Like, you're spiraling right now.

• 5:51Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm like waiting, I'm waiting for a pair of pants to get delivered. As soon as the pants get delivered, a tailor is on standby so that you can tailor my outfit so that I have... Here's the thing, I feel like the podcast up-fronts for serious...

• 6:04Hannah Berner?

  That's what we're stressed about.

• 6:05Paige DeSorbo?

  That's what we're stressed about. I, which I shouldn't be at all, but I feel like I'm going to a new school.

• 6:13Hannah Berner?

  Well, this is so funny because Paige has been freaking out about the outfit because she literally was like, "Yeah, I don't want to look like the new like girl in school who like has a bad history from her past school." Like, it's like, how many boyfriends did you have?

• 6:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I said the word slut. I said the word slut.

• 6:28Hannah Berner?

  I didn't want to say... Paige, slut-shaming yet again. Wait, slut-shaming with Invisalign on is so fun to say. Slut-shaming? Slut-shaming? I didn't realize people still slut-shamed.

• 6:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, no, it definitely still happens. You know what's funny is like when something happens where like a man does something really bad, like murders his whole family or something? There's not that many terms to refer to him as. Like, there's no bad words for guys.

• 7:01Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, because fuckboy has been given like kind of a funny, cool vibe to it.

• 7:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, like, we didn't even touch on the Pete Davidson thing because we were in between, like, recording.

• 7:13Hannah Berner?

  I actually was processing it. It took me a second. I had like a volatile reaction.

• 7:18Paige DeSorbo?

  But whilst I was in my process, I was like, I was like, "Oh, there's not even a term for a guy who..." Like, any woman, you could be like, "She fucked her way to the top," in any industry. There's no phrase for that for men. Like, there's nothing for them about the women they date.

• 7:41Hannah Berner?

  Now, let me just say, I stand with the stand-up comedy community. I stand with New Yorkers. I stand with anyone who was hurt by 9/11. Let me just put that out there.

• 7:51Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, we remember.

• 7:53Hannah Berner?

  I never forget.

• 7:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 7:55Hannah Berner?

  I don't know why Pete said that, because he could have talked about so many things, but to just start attacking women for making money was like, just not cool. And also, I do have to say...

• 8:07Paige DeSorbo?

  It was so random.

• 8:08Hannah Berner?

  It was so, I was like, "Oh, okay." I also think as a rich man, I don't get what your point is. And also, like, I hate telling other people that they don't do shit, um, because you don't know other people's lives. Also...

• 8:25Paige DeSorbo?

  It's giving, "Nobody wants to work these days."

• 8:29Hannah Berner?

  But then everyone's like, "Pete, what have you really been doing"?

• 8:33Paige DeSorbo?

  One of the weirdest things to me was, he's spoken very complimentary before about his past girlfriends and like...

• 8:42Hannah Berner?

  I know.

• 8:42Paige DeSorbo?

  How successful they are, and so I was like, "Wait, what"?

• 8:46Hannah Berner?

  He was like, "Why does everyone just like talk about who my ex-girlfriends are?" But then goes on to talk nicely about all his ex-girlfriends because that's what people want to hear about.

• 8:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 8:55Hannah Berner?

  Because he's dated really incredible women.

• 8:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 8:58Hannah Berner?

  But I just have to say about the influencer things and influencers making money. Um, I'd rather money go to influencers, like some girl in Utah trying her hardest, than the advertising money that used to just go to big businesses and go to some CEO.

• 9:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, it's not like this, all this money is like made up out of thin air, like...

• 9:21Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, this money used to just go to conglomerates, and now it's being paid to like individual women. And also, like, this reeks of sexism.

• 9:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 9:29Hannah Berner?

  And I hope he regrets it.

• 9:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm sure.

• 9:33Hannah Berner?

  Because it just wasn't cool. Also, you know, in the interview, the person was like, "Yeah," and he's like, "Yeah, what the..." You know, it was how he said it, he's like, "What the fuck do you do?"

• 9:41Paige DeSorbo?

  He was mad at us, he was really mad at us for a minute.

• 9:44Hannah Berner?

  Take that energy and put it towards the Cornell 7.

• 9:47Paige DeSorbo?

  No, really.

• 9:48Hannah Berner?

  Why are you coming for a girl doing her makeup?

• 9:51Paige DeSorbo?

  He was also like, and then, and then my daughter, she's amazing.

• 9:55Hannah Berner?

  No, he said, "I look at the photo of my daughter when I want to see my daughter."

• 10:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, "Okay, wait, so you love us or you hate us"?

• 10:06Hannah Berner?

  And that's why he's good.

• 10:07Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the question every day from women. It's like, we really can't tell if you guys are obsessed with us, wannabe us, or you

• 10:14Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 10:14Paige DeSorbo?

  truly hate our guts.

• 10:16Hannah Berner?

  But one thing we can learn from him is like, his big thing was like, he's like, people don't respect me in this industry, which is like a made up thing in his head. Like,

• 10:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 10:23Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, people hate him. There are people who love him. And I think we all can learn that when you constantly focus on the negativity, you're not happy.

• 10:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 10:30Hannah Berner?

  So let's take that with us. Mental health moment of the week. Also, speaking of comedy, I thought of a new, I don't know if there can be a series, but something I wanted to do on Giggly Squad, which is fun.

• 10:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm open to new ideas. I've been like, up and running this morning. Like, do, not physically running, but proceed.

• 10:46Hannah Berner?

  And you kind of reminded me of this, because I do think we make each other funnier. I think I've dated people that made me funnier. I think you've dated people that you've made funnier.

• 10:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Uh huh.

• 10:56Hannah Berner?

  Um, it goes all the way around. And I think people listen to Giggly Squad and girls who didn't realize they were funny. I feel like we've like, brought out a sense of humor that they like, always had, but didn't know they could go there with. Does that make sense?

• 11:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Or no one validated them. Like, how many times have we been in situations without the other one? And we've called, broken down the scenario.

• 11:21Hannah Berner?

  Bombing.

• 11:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Said what the joke was, and been like, and no one laughed. And then having to about being like, no one laughed. What do you mean, the amount of time?

• 11:34Hannah Berner?

  No, like, I have visceral, I remember the last tennis event, some guy was in a crotch, walked down, I go, this is what happens when you mess with me. No one laughed. I was like, we're having fun here. Let's have some whimsy.

• 11:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, didn't you do a really funny joke when you were doing that golf tournament, like, a couple of years ago? And there was like, there was like, a bunch of men and they didn't laugh or something, but the crowd laughed? I can't remember.

• 11:56Hannah Berner?

  If I had a nickel, oh, at the Ryder Cup, oh, the Ryder Cup, probably. Um, but I wanted to tell the girls, like, I wanted to add some more, like, comedy advice to, like, because people will message me and be like, I think I'm like, the funniest I've been, because we're like, practicing the humor, listening to Giggly Squad.

• 12:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 12:16Hannah Berner?

  And I'm like, let's step it up, girls.

• 12:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 12:18Hannah Berner?

  So I wanted to just give you guys some, like, comedy rules that will just enhance, like-

• 12:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Do I need a pen and paper? I feel ill-prepared.

• 12:25Hannah Berner?

  A lot of things you guys do naturally. You just got nervous because this became high school all over again.

• 12:33Hannah Berner?

  Also, you're like, where's my pink pencil?

• 12:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, I actually-

• 12:36Hannah Berner?

  Where's my scented paper?

• 12:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, actually, my fingers are feeling a bit cramped, and I'm not sure if I can fulfill the assignment.

• 12:43Hannah Berner?

  You're good. And you guys, you can rewind. Oh, my mom's FaceTiming me. Mom, I'm trying to teach a class.

• 12:50Hannah Berner?

  I need a PowerPoint.

• 12:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm surprised you didn't act in more plays.

• 12:56Hannah Berner?

  It's because I was playing tennis, but in seventh grade, I was in every play.

• 12:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I was gonna say, if you had the, if you had the time, would you have become more theater?

• 13:06Hannah Berner?

  Babe, I was fully theater. I was a playwright. I was writing sketches. Do you know that my, my drama teacher looked at my parents and said, because my parents were like, she can't do drama next year, like, she's going to this tennis academy. And he was like, you're making the biggest mistake of your life.

• 13:25Hannah Berner?

  He goes, she's an artist, and you're taking that away from her. And I was like, I'm trying to get a scholarship to college, motherfucker.

• 13:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like a tutor said that to my mom, too.

• 13:35Hannah Berner?

  You're making a huge mistake. Not sending her to a tutor.

• 13:41Hannah Berner?

  Shout out John McEnany, incredible. He, I did play an Irish prostitute who was pregnant, um, in seventh grade.

• 13:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I've heard.

• 13:50Hannah Berner?

  I died, and it was a whole thing, but I digress. So with comedy, what's great is you can use it in your everyday life. Like, when you're telling a story at story, I love my invigilant, when you're telling a story at a dinner, a dinner party, when you're just hanging out with a friend, these are things that just enhance your vibes and make people want to fuck you, or want to be your best friend. Okay. First one, which is, people do naturally, but it's nice to know it's a rule. It's called the rule of thirds. So if you're making a list of, like, things that annoyed you today, you do it in three. Like, you don't do two, you don't do four. Or if you're like, he was annoying, stupid, and I hate him.

• 14:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:32Hannah Berner?

  If I just say he's annoying and stupid, something feels off. If you do too many, we're bored.

• 14:36Paige DeSorbo?

  It's a better cadence.

• 14:37Hannah Berner?

  The rule of three is great. And also, with the rule of three, that's where you can add misdirection. Misdirection. Oh, you're stressed right now. She got so nervous. And it's M-I-S-D-I-

• 14:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, I don't have my flashcards.

• 14:51Hannah Berner?

  So misdirection is if you're saying, like, reasons you, you liked a guy, and you're like, he was tall, he had blue eyes, and he was kind of mean to me. So that's a misdirection where you, you were expecting me to say something physical third, but I didn't. And misdirection is funny in any sense of the word. Like, people think you're talk, I should have come up with more examples, but it's basically, like, Nikki Glaser, Amy Schumer are like, amazing at this. Wendy Leavitt is amazing at this. She starts talking about something, and then the surprise factor is what gives you the laugh. Because you, you think it's going in one way and goes somewhere else. And when you know you have a good, like, punchline to something, adding stupid details in the beginning is great

• 15:36Hannah Berner?

  to add tension. And like, sometimes I do this, and sometimes it's bad, but like, when I'm telling a story, I don't just say what was funny. I kind of start it with some details. So you're like, where is this going? Where is this going? Now, if the punchline, is it funny? Then it doesn't work. But if the punchline is funny, it means you built more and more tension to make the punchline even funnier. Finally, as you guys know, and in conclusion, is the callback. And the callback is something we, we love on the pod. It's, it's a friend of the pod. When someone does something funny in the beginning of a dinner party, plop it in your head, and don't be afraid to, at the end, reference it. So if Paige said a funny joke

• 16:15Hannah Berner?

  about, like, like, a seagull ate her food, then like, at the end of, of something happening, could be like, thank God, there's no seagulls. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Now, this is, instead of Botox, we're working on our personalities.

• 16:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 16:30Hannah Berner?

  That was our first class.

• 16:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Speaking of Botox.

• 16:34Hannah Berner?

  I love how you're like, we're moving on. What's going on?

• 16:37Paige DeSorbo?

  No, Hannah, that was really nice. I think you should do that more often.

• 16:41Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 16:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like also, girls just think, no, I'm not going to get into stand-up comedy. That would, like, but that's, it could be your hobby, like-

• 16:52Hannah Berner?

  Well, I want to say shout out to Leann Morgan, who, she was selling Tupperware, but she would do all these, like, hangs, and she said she would just tell all these funny stories, and everyone loved her and wanted to go to these Tupperware hangs, and then she became a stand-up comedian. But you guys, you'll be a better salesperson if you're making people laugh. You'll be better on dates, making people laugh.

• 17:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 17:12Hannah Berner?

  You'll just be a pleasure to be around. And then you can go home and be sad. But like, when you're in front of people, you could give them a little, some tricks of the trade.

• 17:20Paige DeSorbo?

  You really have to laugh a certain amount of times a week to even, like, combat depression. Like, it's so healthy.

• 17:27Hannah Berner?

  It's so healthy, and good for your abs.

• 17:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Anyway, my Botox. I do think I want to do my forehead again.

• 17:35Hannah Berner?

  I'm okay with that, as long as it's above the eye.

• 17:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Can we talk about our Friday night?

• 17:40Hannah Berner?

  You spoil, you spoiled me to death.

• 17:43Paige DeSorbo?

  No. I literally, I got my Kim Desorbo Martha Stewart hat on. Hannah landed. She came in.

• 17:53Hannah Berner?

  Well, first, I was, had to give you, like, updates every five minutes where I was, which is very mom.

• 17:57Paige DeSorbo?

  She was 20 minutes late.

• 17:59Hannah Berner?

  You thought you were getting robbed. Because you, you get a, you get a jolt scare real quick. So I was like, in the driveway, and she like, saw a person, was like, oh. And I'm like, you knew I was coming? I've been texting you? You have my location? I'm not gonna rob you.

• 18:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I unbolt my door. I let her in.

• 18:17Hannah Berner?

  You have multiple bolts. You unbolt, you unbolt, you unbolt.

• 18:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I let her in. She has half her chicken parm and pasta. I had iced tea ready for her, because she likes iced tea. Then she started her massage. Now, the massage started at 8:15 PM. Mind you, I had been up the past, like, two days at like, 5:00 AM, doing whatever. So I was exhausted Friday night.

• 18:45Hannah Berner?

  I had you put on a murder doc.

• 18:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I put on a phenomenal murder documentary. I hear her talking to the masseuse. There's, you're starting, were you starting in your hips? Where'd you start?

• 18:57Hannah Berner?

  Mm-hmm. We started in the tra- traumatic hips.

• 18:59Paige DeSorbo?

  We started in the hips. You went to lower body. I'm still awake at this point.

• 19:07Hannah Berner?

  The feet.

• 19:08Paige DeSorbo?

  The feet. I start dozing off, I think, right when you're about to start.

• 19:14Hannah Berner?

  The face.

• 19:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Neck and shoulders? Oh, the face.

• 19:15Hannah Berner?

  Oh, neck and shoulder, no, neck and shoulders.

• 19:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Neck and shoulders. I'm then out. I wake up two and a half hours later. I wake up at 11:00 PM. The masseuse is packing up. Hannah's sitting there, having a fully out of a body experience. She had just had a massage for three hours.

• 19:36Hannah Berner?

  Well, it's the kind of thing where she put on the documentary.

• 19:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 19:39Hannah Berner?

  And the documentary ended and I'm like, I know for a fact that documentary is an hour and 24 minutes. The Widowower on Netflix you guys have to watch. But she was the kind of masseuse where she's like, we're not leaving.

• 19:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Until.

• 19:49Hannah Berner?

  Until the job is done.

• 19:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, until the routine is clean. Like she was finding spots and she was like, this is not good. Let me get it. Let me, give me one minute.

• 19:59Hannah Berner?

  She didn't smoke cigarettes, but if she could, she would have been smoking cigarettes. Cause she came in just trying to like undo my botox, but then she didn't realize there was L4, L5 impingements. There was hip stuff. The foot is connected to the hip.

• 20:12Paige DeSorbo?

  You revealed you'd sprained your ankle like seven times. I was learning things about you. I felt like it was a hip violation.

• 20:21Hannah Berner?

  It was so funny. And then.

• 20:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I heard your trauma of shin splints and no one believing you.

• 20:26Hannah Berner?

  No, no justice for shin splints. My coach was like, you don't have shin splints. That's a made up thing. And I was like, well, my shins feel like they're burning every time you make me run. And he's like, that's so convenient. Just when you run, it hurts. I'm like, yes.

• 20:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Hello, believe women.

• 20:43Hannah Berner?

  And then she got to my face. And this is the thing, she's incredible. Like she's a witch, but look, babe. You can't beat the botox. And she was getting.

• 20:54Paige DeSorbo?

  But did you feel it?

• 20:57Hannah Berner?

  I did feel better and she did really great fascia stuff, but I think she wanted me to like, look at her afterwards and give her this like big shiny smile.

• 21:05Paige DeSorbo?

  And it.

• 21:06Hannah Berner?

  And she was like.

• 21:07Paige DeSorbo?

  She was like, move your face.

• 21:11Hannah Berner?

  She was like, okay, we're not there. But um, she just kept going and I was gonna tell her to stop.

• 21:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No, she's a healer.

• 21:18Hannah Berner?

  But then can we please say, so you're asleep and then you like, you go upstairs. So I'm like, okay, Paige is passed out. And I'm just like recovering from whatever I just went through. And I was texting and I'm like, this is perfect. It's 11 o'clock. I want to go to sleep. I have to wake up early anyway. Looks, you know, I hear a little.

• 21:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I went to the bathroom. I like brushed my teeth. I really got ready for bed. And then I was like, what am I doing? We haven't even chatted.

• 21:46Hannah Berner?

  So it's 11:15, Paige comes down and I'm like, oh my God, we haven't gossiped at all. So then we go through our typical gossip. We have like a couple. We do updates.

• 21:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that are like long lasting that we update.

• 22:01Hannah Berner?

  Our classics. Then we see if there's anything new. Then we sit to see if we forgot anything, which we a hundred percent always do. And then by the time we're ended with that, we have to start the gossip over again.

• 22:14Paige DeSorbo?

  And then we say, oh, we talked about that.

• 22:17Hannah Berner?

  Then we tell each other gossip each other told each other.

• 22:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Then if there's time, we get personal. So like you could have gossip about yourself. That's personal.

• 22:31Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's done in a whisper octave. Okay. And that's, that's at the very end because that's a deep secret to secret.

• 22:42Hannah Berner?

  Oh, mind you, at some point the dog started licking my hand and like was looking for a pretty long time. But at that point I was like, when I like, the hand's dirty at this point. Let's let him have some fun. Paige is like, Paige is like, down dog.

• 23:00Hannah Berner?

  Paige trying to control a dog is so funny. She's like, no, stop it.

• 23:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, everyone's getting really annoyed by you.

• 23:07Hannah Berner?

  You're like, you're embarrassing the family. You're embarrassing me. Meanwhile, Kitty's being perfect, just sitting on the stair.

• 23:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Perfect.

• 23:17Hannah Berner?

  Then Paige tells me, go to your bedroom where she got me. She had chips, chocolate and a water. Which is perfect. I get there, not five seconds later, five, four, three, two, one.

• 23:34Hannah Berner?

  Daphne walks in acting like she wasn't gonna walk in.

• 23:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 23:38Hannah Berner?

  Like, oh, interesting. Just you happen to be here.

• 23:41Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, this is my favorite room. It's funny that someone told you that.

• 23:46Hannah Berner?

  I let her smell my finger and then I know, I give her the little side cheek pads, which tells a cat, I know what you like, baby. This is my first rodeo. I'll take care of you.

• 23:57Paige DeSorbo?

  She immediately flops after that.

• 24:00Hannah Berner?

  Flops. And then she jumps on the bed and then I was like, you mind if I do a little photo shoot? I know you normally have high rates for this, but like, I'm your girl. I'm your godmother.

• 24:09Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, yeah, I love my fans.

• 24:12Hannah Berner?

  She's like, fine. Give the fans what they want. Do a full photo shoot. She's laying down. She's fully posing. Um, and then we fell asleep together.

• 24:21Paige DeSorbo?

  She's the best.

• 24:22Hannah Berner?

  Lovely. And then I woke up in the morning, go downstairs. Paige is passed out on the couch. And we had a nice little morning chat and it was just perfect. It was so nice.

• 24:34Paige DeSorbo?

  It was so much fun. No, you did make me watch an insane documentary though.

• 24:38Hannah Berner?

  I actually got so nervous because Paige is like, what should I watch? And I was like, watch The Widowower on Netflix. It's so good. And then I realized like, Paige doesn't, she wants to watch a cute, like um, period piece. Like, don't make her watch this. But you got into it.

• 24:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I got really into it. And you want to know why? Because I had watched my period piece all day and it's, and it was, it was like intense. And I had to take a break from it almost a little bit. I was watching um, East of Eden with Florence Pugh.

• 25:09Hannah Berner?

  Hmm. Is it good?

• 25:11Paige DeSorbo?

  It's very good. It's just like, here's the thing. I like my period pieces. Clean and pretty and like there's a princess and she's trying to get out and she does some crazy stuff. Like I understand it's realistic, like a period piece, but like when I feel like they're dirty, sometimes I can't get off of that. No, I'm just like, I'm like, okay, but is one of you gonna get royal?

• 25:39Hannah Berner?

  Who's gonna become a princess is all you care about. It's so funny. Wait, did you see there's a Disney movie coming out, cartoon about like Cinderella? But from the perspective of the wicked stepsisters and be, and how they're not actually wicked at all.

• 25:52Paige DeSorbo?

  They're actually gals, gals.

• 25:54Hannah Berner?

  They're girls, girls. And they like have their own issues. And I'm like, yeah, like, who's actually the villain?

• 26:01Paige DeSorbo?

  That was like a precursor in like women hating women.

• 26:04Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Also, it was only from Cinderella's perspective. So I'm really open to seeing some confessionals from the evil stepsisters.

• 26:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 26:11Hannah Berner?

  Who like, when your name is the evil stepsisters, it's really hard to rebrand.

• 26:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Especially because the evil stepsisters were brunette and a redhead. And it's like, oh, let me tell you the amount of times I've been in a situation with a lying blonde. Okay, honey?

• 26:26Hannah Berner?

  By the way, any blonde that messages us is like, sorry, I'm blonde, but I'm a good one.

• 26:31Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's for the bit. I'm kidding.

• 26:33Hannah Berner?

  I love blondes. You know, I like to surround myself with hot blondes.

• 26:37Paige DeSorbo?

  If I could be blonde, I would be.

• 26:39Hannah Berner?

  We can't pull it off.

• 26:40Paige DeSorbo?

  No, but like one day when I do cut my pixie, I am gonna like go blonde at some point during it.

• 26:46Hannah Berner?

  I'm gonna be so obsessed with you. Not that I'm not already.

• 26:49Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I know. It's just like things to, here's the thing about life. You have to think of things.

• 26:55Hannah Berner?

  The thing about life.

• 27:00Hannah Berner?

  Give a girl a podcast. Here's the thing about life.

• 27:03Paige DeSorbo?

  You have to think of things that you can look forward to. Like.

• 27:07Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 27:09Paige DeSorbo?

  One of my moms, I feel like pillars of raising children and I hated it all growing up. But now as an adult, I'm like, wait, I do that in my like adult life now, is like, you can't do too much too quick. Like anytime I'd ask her to do something and she'd be like, no, that's age inappropriate. Like you'll do that in a couple of years and it'll be appropriate and you'll have the best time. And I would like freak out because my friends were allowed to do so many things. Now, when I look back, I'm like, oh my God, if I had done all of that, I would have been over it by the time I was like 20. And then you just like keep going and you keep going. So you have to like really think of the.

• 27:48Hannah Berner?

  You can have a dopamine burnout like Justin Bieber.

• 27:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. And it's kind of like a way to romanticize your life. So like my pixie cut is like, oh my God, I can't wait for like, who is that girl that is like, yeah, let's do it today. Like, what is she gonna be like? What's her life look like? And it's fun for me to make up scenarios in my head.

• 28:06Hannah Berner?

  And you're so Nana, not to get morbid, but my Nana, who's like 83 at this point. She loves when I tell her me and you have something going on or I have something going on. Like when we had Radio City, she was like, oh good, I have something to look forward to. I'll live a little bit longer. Oh, I'll get an outfit and I'll get my hair done and I'll, I'll make sure I last till then.

• 28:29Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's true.

• 28:30Hannah Berner?

  I have to keep doing that. So she keeps living. It's a lot of pressure.

• 28:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Now you have to beware of men that do that though, in relationships with vacations. That is a manipulative tactic to keep you in because they think if you've agreed to something in the prior coming months. Beware.

• 28:47Hannah Berner?

  You know what's crazy? I did have a guy very early on say like, we should, and he said some crazy vacation. And it's like, not once did even go on expedia.com.

• 28:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. Because then when you want to break up with them, they throw like, we're supposed to go on vacation in like two months. Like, am I just gonna cancel that? And I'm like, I don't give a fuck about anything that's planned. You could have planned a full wedding. I don't care.

• 29:13Hannah Berner?

  Breakups, vacations, weddings, um, all of, having a baby, there's no good time.

• 29:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:21Hannah Berner?

  You just do it or you don't. Cause when I've like postponed breaking up with guys and then I realized like, there's an excuse every weekend.

• 29:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Every time. I'm like, no, just do it. I have to do it.

• 29:32Hannah Berner?

  I did once wait for my mom to go on vacation to do it. Cause like my mom liked this one guy for me. And I was like, you can't be involved in this, mom. I didn't want to ruin her vacations. I didn't tell her. Then he got back and I was like, oh, he's, he's out. And she was like, thank you for not telling me when I was having like a margarita on the beach.

• 29:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually would love to hear how you break up with someone because I feel like your style would be so like.

• 29:57Hannah Berner?

  Breakup styles.

• 29:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Like I feel like your breakup style is like, okay, look, like you're gonna figure your life out and it's.

• 30:05Hannah Berner?

  Oh, I go full life coach.

• 30:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Like I feel like you're like, you are so good at this, this, and this. You give like a scenario and then you're like, but you have to take me out of it.

• 30:15Hannah Berner?

  I've had multiple, like actually very sad breakups where I'm like, you are great.

• 30:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 30:22Hannah Berner?

  We're not gonna get married.

• 30:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 30:25Hannah Berner?

  Anything that was bad was just like weird situationship shit.

• 30:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 30:29Hannah Berner?

  I'm not mad at anyone. I'm, I just, I'm like, here's some tissues. Wait, this is not going to work. But it's hard. But it's mature. And then I don't message him ever again.

• 30:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I just started laughing because remember when we were watching that documentary and the guy came on the screen and he goes, this is a psychotic person. This is an evil person. And I just go, me after breaking up with him.

• 30:52Hannah Berner?

  This is Paige though is when she's with someone, she is so loving and so caring and like can't see it. And the second she's out of it, she's like, why didn't you tell me that? And I'm like, babe, because I'm supportive.

• 31:05Paige DeSorbo?

  No, yeah, where I feel like when I break up with someone, I'm like, you need real doctors to help with this. I can no longer be of service to you. I think you're dangerous.

• 31:18Hannah Berner?

  Like I've done all my research.

• 31:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I think you're unbalanced.

• 31:20Hannah Berner?

  I'm scared.

• 31:22Paige DeSorbo?

  And no, it's certainly not me. I'm perfect. Um, no, but that's funny.

• 31:27Hannah Berner?

  Well, I feel like once you really know someone, once you, what is that? Is that an alarm?

• 31:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, that, yeah.

• 31:34Hannah Berner?

  For what?

• 31:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Just in case anyone passes by.

• 31:36Hannah Berner?

  Wait, so when anyone walks by your house, you have a?

• 31:40Paige DeSorbo?

  It gets recorded.

• 31:41Hannah Berner?

  You know what? You can never be too safer. Sorry.

• 31:44Paige DeSorbo?

  No, as I get older and older, I'm like, you can never be too safe.

• 31:49Hannah Berner?

  She's holding a sword right now, you guys.

• 31:51Paige DeSorbo?

  You can never be too cautious. Wait, actually, I randomly got an axe in like a gifting thing.

• 31:59Hannah Berner?

  I can't with you.

• 32:01Paige DeSorbo?

  And I looked at it and I go, yeah, I'll put this by my bed.

• 32:04Hannah Berner?

  Who gifted you an axe?

• 32:05Paige DeSorbo?

  This was like a whole thing. Don't even.

• 32:07Hannah Berner?

  Wait, your birthday present is me just giving you like a samurai sword?

• 32:15Hannah Berner?

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• 32:58Hannah Berner?

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• 33:24Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why I'm obsessed with Stars and Honey. They basically looked at protein bars and said, hmm, why are we choosing between something that supports our goals and something we actually want to eat? Each bar has 15 grams of protein and only four grams of sugar, but the flavors are giving dessert, honey. Ice lemon cookie, mint chocolate chip, red velvet peanut butter mousse? Hello? Who even knew peanut butter could be a mousse?

• 33:48Hannah Berner?

  Because the best habits are the ones you can actually stick to. And consistency is a lot easier when your better for you snack is actually something you crave. Their standard is literally, would you still want to eat it if it weren't a protein bar? And that's the energy I need.

• 34:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Stars and Honey Protein Bars are now available at starsandhoney.com or Target stores nationwide. Order online or grab a box on your next Target run. I've always wanted to be more consistent with strength training, but my biggest problem is getting to the gym and thinking, okay, now what? I'll do a few exercises. I remember maybe a pull up, something I saved on Instagram, but there's never really any planning behind it. That's what I've been loving about the Ladder app. I open it and my workout is already planned for me by an expert coach. I know exactly what exercises I'm doing, how many sets, how many reps. And the in ear coaching gives me cues and motivation throughout the workout. It genuinely feels like having a personal trainer in my headphones. I love using this whenever I'm in hotels.

• 34:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been using it for a while now and I see and also feel myself getting stronger each day because of Ladder. I have also been eyeing their Pilates workout routines for a little while now, so that will definitely be in my next workout venture. And for less than $1 a day, you can't beat it. And I love that Ladder remembers my weights, reps and sets because I can actually see my progress instead of wondering whether what I'm doing is working. Plus you can get a new plan every week that builds on the last. Remove the guesswork with Ladder and get a real coach in your ear telling you exactly what to do for every workout. No thinking, everything planned for you. And if you have an iPhone, head to ladder.fit/giggly and take a quick quiz to find your perfect ladder plan.

• 35:27Paige DeSorbo?

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• 36:12Paige DeSorbo?

  You can meet with a licensed psychiatrist who takes the time to understand what's going on, builds a personalized treatment plan, and supports you over time with consistent, evidence-based care. And because you continue with the same provider, you're not starting over each visit. Your treatment can evolve with you, so you're actually making progress over time. And with more than 300,000 patients that have already found high-quality psychiatric care through Talkiatory. Head to talkiatory.com/giggly to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in-network psychiatrist in just a few minutes. That's T-A-L-K-I-A-T-R-Y.com/giggly to get matched in minutes. Talkiatory.com/giggly.

• 36:56Hannah Berner?

  Okay, you're gonna love this. I haven't watched Bravo since COVID.

• 37:02Hannah Berner?

  And you basically were like Hannah, you have to watch The Real Housewives of London. Now, this is a thing about the London girls. They're British. So this is a different brand. Like this doesn't remind me of anything. I'm not having any PTSD. Also, you talked about this on the Kardashian Pod, what they're fighting about is so not relatable. It's beautiful. Can you give some examples?

• 37:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Obviously, they all get invited to different things and different events and red carpets. And they like claim that you didn't get a personal invitation to Buckingham Palace.

• 37:39Hannah Berner?

  You paid for it.

• 37:39Paige DeSorbo?

  You paid, you bought a ticket to it. Or like you went into a store, you asked if you could borrow dresses. You didn't just buy the dress.

• 37:46Hannah Berner?

  My favorite is she doesn't own a castle. She owns a.

• 37:50Paige DeSorbo?

  She's the largest stakeholder.

• 37:52Hannah Berner?

  She's a stakeholder. And stop telling people you own a castle.

• 37:56Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what my mom's phrase for it is? Shining shit. And it's a really good phrase for like.

• 38:03Hannah Berner?

  Wait, explain it.

• 38:04Paige DeSorbo?

  It's basically like whenever someone is doing something that's like a routine thing or like, yeah, okay, it's not that impressive. They twist it to make it sound like it's 10 times more impressive. When in reality, you could be something, doing something way more impressive, but you're just like, it's whatever, because you're like being humble. So my mom would always say like, yeah, he shines shit and makes it seem like he's like the best. And that's what they do.

• 38:31Hannah Berner?

  They're obsessed with being ladies. Like they'll be like yelling at each other at the top of their head like, you're not a lady. I'm a lady. You're not a lady and no one thinks you're a lady. And everyone's talking about how you're not a lady and you keep your legs, you're the longest legs in London, but the widest legs because you're not a lady.

• 38:49Paige DeSorbo?

  But like also at what age?

• 38:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, one, at what age does slut shaming stop?

• 38:58Hannah Berner?

  Start getting impressive. Like she's 60 and getting dick whenever she wants.

• 39:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that's amazing. Because what I feel like I stopped caring. I stopped caring the last time a man asked me like my body count. I was like, would you just ask me? And I made him feel like a loser for asking, because that's like a loser question. And I think that's the last time I cared like what anyone ever said about like a sexual, I'm like, what? Like you're a freak.

• 39:27Hannah Berner?

  Guys, asking your body count is crazy.

• 39:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Crazy.

• 39:30Hannah Berner?

  What is it on TikTok? Someone had a great, oh my God, they had a great response to it. When a guy says, what's your body count? Say same as your mom's.

• 39:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. You know what I said to my, you know what I said to my mom the other day? I was like, on paper, I'm like a better man than every man.

• 39:50Hannah Berner?

  Okay, Taylor Swift.

• 39:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I literally was like, I've had sex with more people than you. She goes, okay.

• 39:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I'm your mother.

• 40:00Hannah Berner?

  Um, with the Real Ladies of London.

• 40:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 40:03Hannah Berner?

  They're so funny because they, they love like impressing each other with things. And they're so mean to each other. And

• 40:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you know that season two is out right now and I had

• 40:16Hannah Berner?

  I'm so excited.

• 40:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I had to download my VPN because I have to watch it illegally because it's not available in America yet.

• 40:22Hannah Berner?

  I kind of want to watch The Traitors UK because my friend, comedian Joanne McNally is on it.

• 40:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I heard it's really good.

• 40:30Hannah Berner?

  Like, I just think British and like British, the London girls, everything they say is so much meaner. But they also like, Amanda was like, you're a criminal.

• 40:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 40:43Hannah Berner?

  Like, no, you're a criminal. You hate your husband.

• 40:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you live in a swamp.

• 40:48Hannah Berner?

  Nobody likes you. You live in a swamp.

• 40:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Back to Paddington.

• 40:51Hannah Berner?

  Back to Paddington.

• 40:52Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's, it's insane.

• 40:55Hannah Berner?

  And then the one American girl is like so Chicago. She's just like, what are you talking about?

• 40:59Paige DeSorbo?

  She's just like, she's how I feel like I would react in that moment too. I'd just be like, wait, what are you saying? Like, you look crazy, not me, you know? She's so genuinely flabbergasted.

• 41:13Hannah Berner?

  They're so mean though that like they just keep getting over it because they're all so mean to each other. Like every episode, they're like, you can't with the low blows. And she's like, I'm so sorry. And the next one's like, you're ugly and so is your child.

• 41:26Paige DeSorbo?

  They do sometimes bring their kids into it. Yeah. The one was like, you're a bad mother. And she was like, oh my god.

• 41:31Hannah Berner?

  But it's also like, it's not even the fight. That was just like a side part of it, just dropping that. It's crazy.

• 41:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Speaking of the outfits, I actually do think a lot of them dress poorly. Like, I'm actually, I'm actually shocked by a lot of their outfits. I really think Juliette hands down dresses the best.

• 41:52Hannah Berner?

  Well, Juliette is like the influencer of the group.

• 41:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:56Hannah Berner?

  I like that some of their styles are consistent though. Like, you know, one of them loves patterns.

• 42:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 42:01Hannah Berner?

  Juliette, the other Juliette, and she's mixing them. She's mixing them. She's mixing them. Yeah. May, Juliette Mayhew. And she's like, stop calling yourself the queen. You're not a queen. And she's like, I'm the royal highness. Oh my god, it's so funny.

• 42:14Paige DeSorbo?

  In season two, they're like, she says she's an actress. She's like all these things. And they're like, you're a liar. No, it's just so good. You have to watch it.

• 42:21Hannah Berner?

  It's so good.

• 42:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I think British humor is just so much more not take yourself seriously where I feel like American humor, it's like, wait, is that going to offend someone? Is someone going to get their feelings hurt? Where Brits are kind of like, they're not as evolved, I feel like with feelings. They're almost more like, push it down, like, get over it. Where Americans are very like, talk about it, like.

• 42:45Hannah Berner?

  The cheerleader goes, and you're a swinger. Like, that was an entire season of, of the Mormon Real Secret Wives.

• 42:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 42:52Hannah Berner?

  But this was just a side note in the London one.

• 42:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, you know what's funny is because like, I feel like we obviously like our roots are reality TV. And I never mind getting asked questions about reality TV because it was such a time in my life. And but I always think about like, we always get asked, would we ever go back on reality TV? Now, if we were ever thrust into a Real Housewives setting again, in no situation in my entire life, now being out of it, would I ever be able to make it and think like, this is serious? Like, I would, they would fire me immediately because anything someone said to me, I would immediately be like, make it a joke.

• 43:41Hannah Berner?

  Well, they fired me immediately because I wouldn't respond to anyone yelling at me. I'd be like

• 43:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I'd be like, shut up.

• 43:46Hannah Berner?

  I just sit there like, I'm not, I'm like, I'm not responding to this. I can't do this. Bravo, bravo, bravo.

• 43:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I'd be a horrible reality TV person now.

• 43:55Hannah Berner?

  Well, look, back then, you know, you're in confessionals and they'll be like, okay, this scene happened, it looked like this. Can you tell us? It'll be good if you tell us that this was annoying from this person. And even if you don't think it's annoying, you're like, oh, they need this. And you'll be like, and you could tell when the people don't want to do confessionals, they'll be like, that was kind of annoying. It's because they don't want to say it. And the producer's like, you have to say it. Just give us a line. Everyone's going to think she's annoying.

• 44:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Oh my god, everyone's already

• 44:21Hannah Berner?

  People are going to think you're fake if you don't say she's annoying. It's clear she's annoying you in it. Like, it's so easy to get this out of people. But that's why, even when you watch, like, there's some scenes that I'm like, I fucking hate this girl. And I tell myself, don't hate anyone. And then the next scene, I'm like, I fucking love her. And then I'm like, and that is reality TV.

• 44:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, because it's entertaining you.

• 44:42Hannah Berner?

  And that neither are real.

• 44:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 44:44Hannah Berner?

  Like, these are long conversations that are cut up and don't make sense. Also, okay, so what do you guys think? Juliette, I'm at this part of the season one.

• 44:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 44:55Hannah Berner?

  She private jets everyone to her castle that she partly owns.

• 44:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 45:00Hannah Berner?

  And treats them like insane.

• 45:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 45:03Hannah Berner?

  Like, takes them to a private island, caviar, lobster, just everything you can imagine.

• 45:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I have such a response for this question. Keep going.

• 45:10Hannah Berner?

  Apparently at the very end, I guess some people put stuff on their rooms because it's like a Michelin star hotel. So everyone was leaving and the butler was like, so sorry, you guys have like an outstanding bill. It's like a hundred dollars for you. A hundred dollars for you. A hundred dollars for you. And the girls were like, what the fuck? This, this, this woman who's like, I own the castle. This is my castle. What do you think?

• 45:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so essentially, the woman that owns the castle invited all these women, paid for everything. But then at the end of the trip, they did have small bills, like a hundred dollars, two hundred dollars. The women who were invited thought that the owner, the inviter, should have paid all of those bills. Now, I agree that she kept saying, I'm the owner of this castle. I, like, I'm paying for everything. I think that she should have said, like, if they have any remaining balances, just anything from their rooms, put on my room. She should have done that. But the reason she actually wins the argument is because I think it's in way worse taste

• 46:20Paige DeSorbo?

  to bring up that they have to personally pay for it than it was her not paying for it. If I received a bill, I would have just paid it and like tipped and never brought it up. But I think it was so trashy that they brought it up and like brought it up to her, like, you didn't pay my bill.

• 46:40Hannah Berner?

  I a hundred percent agree with you because you also have to think all these women are loaded. Also, there were so many moving pieces to that trip. Like, if I got a hundred dollar bill, I would, I mean, look, as Juliette, the one who owned the castle, I would have tried to make sure that no one at any point had to pay for anything so that no one could leave with any kind of like muttering. But I would not be upset that I had to pay two hundred dollars before leaving.

• 47:07Paige DeSorbo?

  After you just got a full weekend free. Yeah, you're like, oh my god. They also should have like, did they even bring her a gift? I don't think anyone, did anyone even bring her like a hostess gift?

• 47:19Hannah Berner?

  I, and I don't know how she responds to it, but I would have been like, oh, people are talking shit? Oh my god, so sorry. Let me, let me, because it, let me pay for all of it.

• 47:29Paige DeSorbo?

  She, yeah, she wants you

• 47:31Hannah Berner?

  She eventually does. Because then at first she's upset, but um

• 47:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I love that you're watching reality TV.

• 47:37Hannah Berner?

  Well, Amanda, I healed a little.

• 47:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, that is like so exciting because it really is anthropology.

• 47:43Hannah Berner?

  But I do not like when they make people look bad and then it hurts their lives. It's too painful for me.

• 47:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 47:51Hannah Berner?

  I really don't like it. But, but this show is a show that does it well where they could have from the very beginning be like, we're going to make Panthea the monster and everyone hate Panthea. And I don't like watching bullying.

• 48:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually love Panthea.

• 48:05Hannah Berner?

  Well, but they could have easily been like, Panthea talks a lot. We can get crazy stuff out of her. Let's make everyone hate her. But instead, every episode, they have a different person you can hate. And that's called sharing is caring. It's so lazy and easy to make one person the scapegoat.

• 48:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Even though Panthea is loud and her delivery is like a bit much, she never really does lie. Like, it always does come out that she's like low-key telling the truth. I feel like

• 48:32Hannah Berner?

  One thing I don't like that she does, which is true, is when you tell someone gossip about themselves, you are spreading that gossip. Like

• 48:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Who the fuck would ever tell someone else gossip about themselves?

• 48:47Hannah Berner?

  No, Paige, if I knew someone was talking shit about you

• 48:50Paige DeSorbo?

  We're different. Best friends are different.

• 48:52Hannah Berner?

  That's different. But I've had people come up to me and say, did you know people are saying this about you? And I knew they were just saying that to upset me. Because if you actually love me, you wouldn't have said that. And that's what, when Panthea just keeps being like, you know, people are saying this about you, people are saying this. She's just trying to get it on camera.

• 49:10Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's evil.

• 49:12Hannah Berner?

  And Amanda first responded very classily, but then you could tell she was like, I can't do this anymore. But then Amanda went, went for the jugular.

• 49:21Paige DeSorbo?

  This actually reminds me because I feel like it always pops up on my TikTok, but Tinks talked about this and asked this question. If, if you meet someone, if you're like being, either being introduced to someone or you say like, hi, how are you? Like, nice to meet you. And that person says back, oh, we've met before? Do you think that's rude? Or

• 49:42Hannah Berner?

  It's how they say it.

• 49:43Paige DeSorbo?

  The tone.

• 49:44Hannah Berner?

  Because I've had people be like Oh my God, we've met before. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Versus, we've met before.

• 49:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes. Okay, I completely agree.

• 49:53Hannah Berner?

  Cause when you think about it, like if you see someone, I would go, you were so busy. You were running around.

• 49:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I've heard you say that.

• 50:00Hannah Berner?

  I, cause I love to be like, we actually do have a connection. That's different than being like.

• 50:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Cause like if people do it to me, I'm like, how dare you? But then if I do it to someone, I'm like, actually, we have a mutual friend. We met at this dinner. It was like so long ago.

• 50:17Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you, you are so good at that. Cause yeah, you go, this is not on you. This is me just like remembering. Um, I also think, cause this has happened to me many a time. I never say, nice to meet you. I always say, nice to see you to everyone. Nice to see you. Nice to see you.

• 50:34Paige DeSorbo?

  That's it. I should actually do that.

• 50:36Hannah Berner?

  So I can avoid that banter.

• 50:38Paige DeSorbo?

  You could have seen him on Zoom.

• 50:40Hannah Berner?

  Nice to see you.

• 50:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Okay. That's actually good.

• 50:42Hannah Berner?

  But it's also like, and I didn't, I didn't say I saw you before. I'm just saying, nice to see you now.

• 50:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. Okay. That's actually smart.

• 50:50Hannah Berner?

  It's changed my life.

• 50:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Because.

• 50:52Hannah Berner?

  I say, nice to see you to everyone.

• 50:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause I've said, nice to meet you before. And people have been like, I was on the Zoom and I was like.

• 51:00Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I'm like, let's not get into semantics.

• 51:02Paige DeSorbo?

  And that was a small square and how dare you? How dare you? How dare you try and make me look like I am rude right now?

• 51:10Hannah Berner?

  You're like, I was wearing sunglasses. I was doing gua sha. No, I don't remember you on Zoom.

• 51:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I was off camera. I treated it as a phone call.

• 51:19Hannah Berner?

  My favorite is when Paige, we have a group call. Paige is like, I'm off camera. So then everyone goes off camera. I don't know. I come on, I'm on camera. It's weird to then go off camera. Then I start loving that it's just me talking myself.

• 51:31Paige DeSorbo?

  You love being on camera when everyone's off.

• 51:34Hannah Berner?

  Do you want to know why though? Cause if I'm off camera, I'm gonna tell you the truth. I'm not fucking paying attention and I need to hold myself accountable.

• 51:42Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you want to know what my off camera thing is? Is I have to be really like aware of my face. Because my natural, just like resting face, like I really.

• 51:52Hannah Berner?

  I have so many screenshots of you on Zoom.

• 51:54Paige DeSorbo?

  So uninterested. So, and like sometimes I am, so you never know.

• 51:58Hannah Berner?

  But I feel like it's good. Cause I feel like I'm too bubbly. So like, we need your intimidation. And then the second you talk, people are like, well, they're either like, she's so nice or definitely wasn't paying attention.

• 52:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, like, if I have to go through 15 intros and what everyone's job is and like a fun fact about them, like I, then I'm like, I can't.

• 52:17Hannah Berner?

  We're playing improv games. Zing, zap, bam, zoop.

• 52:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I had one of those in person, like a couple of weeks ago. I was like at this like shoot and the guy was like, okay, now everyone go around and say like, what your job is and your name. And in my head, I was like, I felt so Gen Z. Cause I was like, I feel like people only do this on Zoom. But then I remembered like, it was a real life thing.

• 52:41Hannah Berner?

  You got such a Zoom activity.

• 52:43Paige DeSorbo?

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• 54:11Paige DeSorbo?

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• 54:56Paige DeSorbo?

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• 55:39Paige DeSorbo?

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• 56:10Hannah Berner?

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• 56:17Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I, if I'm wearing a hat, I'm a different person. Okay? The weather totally changes how you feel and it's obviously like getting a little cooler out and I'm a different girl in a turtleneck.

• 56:31Hannah Berner?

  And part of rebranding is getting new clothes and that's why I love Revolve. They have everything I need to be a completely new person that no one's ever met before. Whether it's denim, such as an angled barrel jean. I'm so different when I'm wearing a barrel jean. People do respect me more.

• 56:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a creative director of somewhere.

• 56:52Hannah Berner?

  Then boots with a little kitten heel or a high heel. When I'm wearing boots, I command a room.

• 56:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. And don't get me started on just like a really good dinner outfit. You get me a new blazer to go out to dinner. I'm having a time.

• 57:07Hannah Berner?

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• 57:19Paige DeSorbo?

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• 57:44Hannah Berner?

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• 58:10Paige DeSorbo?

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• 58:45Hannah Berner?

  Oh, Grace tried to get me divorced.

• 58:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Pray tell.

• 58:48Hannah Berner?

  Okay, Grace and I were hanging out this weekend because we're actually working on a very fun project that we will talk about later, but there was a dog in the vicinity. First, let me just say, okay, there are these cute dogs that come in. Everyone's petting them. Grace is scared of dogs. Grace gets the bravery to approach this dog. We have to like give her a pep talk where like the dogs are great. You see how they're acting with everyone. It's gonna be great. She walks up to them. The dog immediately starts growling and barking at her, like causing a scene.

• 59:19Paige DeSorbo?

  What kind of dog? Like, how big?

• 59:22Hannah Berner?

  It was a big dog. It was big. So she's like fully traumatized. But then this dog, for whatever reason, is, I think it's because I was in my luteal phase, obsessed with me, like, and I was sweating. So like, at one point, the dog starts licking my armpit. And then it starts like suckling on it like I'm its mother. And I don't know how to act with dogs.

• 59:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Push it away.

• 59:47Hannah Berner?

  No, but I was like, is this its love language? Like, I don't know what to do. So Grace starts videoing me. Um, and the, the dog is suckling on me and I'm like sending it to Dez.

• 59:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop saying suckling. I will literally jump through this screen and kill you. Are you kidding? You, I can't believe you just tried to use it a second time. That is one of the most foul things you've ever done, telling a story.

• 1:00:11Hannah Berner?

  I thought it was a scientific term.

• 1:00:13Paige DeSorbo?

  It's no, it's a, no, it's not.

• 1:00:18Hannah Berner?

  Suck shing.

• 1:00:19Paige DeSorbo?

  With your Invisalign too. Have you no manners or respect for this pod?

• 1:00:25Hannah Berner?

  So pick me. I'm like, the dog wanted to suck my armpit. No one else is. But it was weird. I'm like, anyway. So I'm like, send this to Dez. So then I go off, do my own thing. And I was like, I'm so cute, like.

• 1:00:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry.

• 1:00:40Paige DeSorbo?

  FedEx is here. I've been waiting for him.

• 1:00:42Hannah Berner?

  Oh my God. Yeah, make sure everything goes.

• 1:00:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I might have to get this. Proceed with your story.

• 1:00:48Hannah Berner?

  So I'm like, oh no, I'm scared now. Um, so I sent it to Dez and I go off my merry way. I'm like, I'm such a good, fun wife. Like I'm sending him, oh, he's like my boyfriend. I'm sending him funny videos. He loves dogs. Like that's his love language. At the end of the day, I look at this video that was sent to him. I have like eight chins. Like, you know, I'm like laughing like, oh.

• 1:01:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:10Hannah Berner?

  It is the most, the angle, it was the most disgusting video I've ever taken of myself. Like to the point that I'm like, no one proof read this. And she was like, you told me to send it to him. And I'm like, yeah, because in my head, I looked like really like cute. And like the dog like picked me and I was like, haha. I literally was like, Grace, you have to send Dez the hottest video of me you have on your phone. Just send it. Don't say anything. We just need to like, like I'm at that moment. And you guys know, like, I don't care about how I look.

• 1:01:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:38Hannah Berner?

  This was, this was bad. And I looked at Grace and I said, oh, girls go.

• 1:01:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Like you felt like you were almost like disrespecting your husband with it.

• 1:01:46Hannah Berner?

  No, I was like, this is me actively trying to hurt my marriage. Like I went out of my way.

• 1:01:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm causing a buy.

• 1:01:52Hannah Berner?

  Distress.

• 1:01:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm opening the door halfway for him.

• 1:01:56Hannah Berner?

  So then I call him when I get home and I'm like, hey.

• 1:01:59Paige DeSorbo?

  He doesn't answer.

• 1:02:02Hannah Berner?

  Seeing if he's acting different. He's like, hey. And I'm like, sorry, that video was like.

• 1:02:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you say?

• 1:02:08Hannah Berner?

  Really weird angle. And he goes, didn't even look because you looked at the dog. Didn't even notice. And I was like, I don't know what's worse.

• 1:02:14Paige DeSorbo?

  That's so him and I.

• 1:02:15Hannah Berner?

  But that's so him. He want to see the dog. And also like, he just loves my aura.

• 1:02:20Paige DeSorbo?

  No, he does. He truly does. But, but honestly, that's, that story's inspiring because the level of comfort and calm you found within your own home. But also you were born that way. Like you don't give a fuck.

• 1:02:32Hannah Berner?

  No, but it was that bad of a video that I'm like, no one should see this of me. And I, I post crazy shit of me on the internet.

• 1:02:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:39Hannah Berner?

  And I've been like smiling in front of Dez this whole time.

• 1:02:42Paige DeSorbo?

  See, part of Josephine's job description is she does DM Joe like every time I post something insane. And she will be like, you are so lucky. You should count your, like she bullies Joe on Instagram.

• 1:02:55Hannah Berner?

  I love that she takes a photo and it's like, just want to make sure you saw this fourth post on the grid.

• 1:03:01Paige DeSorbo?

  She goes, sometimes she'll be like, we rearranged, so look at it.

• 1:03:06Hannah Berner?

  Like, just want to make sure you didn't miss this detail. And also like, look at her little feet in here. Ask Dez, like, does this necklace mess up my outfit? And he'll look at me and be like, didn't even see you were wearing a necklace. It's just like straight man stuff, I guess. Wait, can I do a woman in some of the week who I love? Do you know who I'm a huge fan of?

• 1:03:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Give me a genre. I love when we play this and like.

• 1:03:26Hannah Berner?

  She's British.

• 1:03:27Paige DeSorbo?

  She's British.

• 1:03:29Hannah Berner?

  She's in fashion.

• 1:03:31Paige DeSorbo?

  She's British? She's in fashion?

• 1:03:33Hannah Berner?

  She has short hair.

• 1:03:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Alexa Chung.

• 1:03:36Hannah Berner?

  I am so obsessed with Alexa Chung. She had a talk show.

• 1:03:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:40Hannah Berner?

  That was so cool.

• 1:03:41Paige DeSorbo?

  It was on MTV.

• 1:03:43Hannah Berner?

  I loved her talk show. She was effortlessly funny. And actually, no. I'm mad at Alexa Chung because she gave me the confidence to, before I went to my first year of college, to cut my hair like hers. And it turns out I don't have the jawline of Alexa Chung. And I looked like a tiny British boy.

• 1:04:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, what was she like? How did she have that talk show? What was her job?

• 1:04:09Hannah Berner?

  I don't know, but I feel like she must've been kind of like it girl of London. And I feel like they took a chance on her and she was, it was like, wow, the cool British girl is giving me a glimpse of her life.

• 1:04:22Paige DeSorbo?

  There's a couple of people that I always think were always ahead of their time in their industry and almost like, don't get the recognition that they deserve. Like Chelsea Handler going to Netflix with her talk show, like way before anyone else. Alexa Chung, just like the it girl fashion girly, like lady gang. They used to film their podcasts before anyone filmed their podcasts.

• 1:04:46Hannah Berner?

  I also love her style.

• 1:04:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I love like calling back to that because yeah, she was like an OG fashion like.

• 1:04:53Hannah Berner?

  It's called her story. So anyway, Alexa Chung, we love you. If you don't know Alexa Chung lore, look into it. She's amazing and inspirational. Are you gonna see Verity? Did you read Verity?

• 1:05:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I read Verity. Um, okay. My For You page is very 50/50 mixed. I've gotten a lot of videos that were like, I hated that movie. And then I got a lot of videos that I love that movie. I'm not gonna go see it, but I'm definitely gonna stream it. And I love Anne Hathaway, so I'll watch whatever she is in.

• 1:05:20Hannah Berner?

  I hear there's like jump scares. I don't need that from my cortisol, but like I want to support the girls.

• 1:05:24Paige DeSorbo?

  It's a psychological sexual thriller, so it's right up my alley.

• 1:05:29Hannah Berner?

  You go, that's just how I wake up in the morning.

• 1:05:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I hate a thriller, but if it's a sexual one, I like it.

• 1:05:35Hannah Berner?

  Wait, a psychological sexual thriller? That's like, that's me on a Monday.

• 1:05:40Paige DeSorbo?

  That's like me looking forward to like my 40s, you know, like if like, like something weird and sexual is gonna happen in my 40s. Do you know what I mean?

• 1:05:50Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I'm into it. I mean, I don't really know what you mean.

• 1:05:54Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I don't really either.

• 1:05:55Hannah Berner?

  Like what direction?

• 1:05:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know. Like I just feel like I'm like, as a Scorpio, I like get more and more sexual as I get older.

• 1:06:02Hannah Berner?

  For sure. By the way, I didn't realize till my 30s, like how you actually, when you ovulate, are more attracted to people.

• 1:06:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally.

• 1:06:12Hannah Berner?

  I wish I knew that in my 20s because like, I'm pretty sure I had some crushes that were purely ovulation crushes. But then you don't see them for a while and then you were like, why?

• 1:06:21Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I really believe that birth control changes like a lot of dating. Or like sometimes like even like the first couple of days of my period, I'm like,

• 1:06:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm obsessed with you.

• 1:06:33Hannah Berner?

  You're like humping a chair. There's like a chair. You're looking at the chair. You're like, is this chair flirting with me?

• 1:06:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like.

• 1:06:39Hannah Berner?

  The corner of the couch.

• 1:06:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Which you know, which is funny though, because men are always so like macho with like blah, blah, blah. Really, when our like libido, I feel like is rising, theirs is going down. Like age wise. I mean, like if you compared our ages.

• 1:06:53Hannah Berner?

  Yes. Yeah, sexuality only gets better for women.

• 1:06:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Which really is what they'd rather.

• 1:07:00Hannah Berner?

  And that's why I think late in life lesbians are iconic because they're like, oh, I've been waiting to have this many orgasms. Let's go.

• 1:07:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. And just like the feng shui of their homes, I really, I'll never get over.

• 1:07:12Hannah Berner?

  Thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We love you so much and.

• 1:07:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Talk to you later.

• 1:07:18Hannah Berner?

  Next week is gonna be crazy. We're just gonna leave it at that.

• 1:07:22Hannah Berner?

  Love you. Bye.