The INSANE Life Of Colonel Sanders | Unsubscribe Podcast Christmas Special 2025 Ep 244

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:25The Fat Electrician?

  Merry Christmas, [BLEEP]! You guys hunting bears? So I was a dick to a child, but he deserved it, so it's all good.

• 0:32Speaker 02

  I wake up with a bag over my head and demo standing over me. Bring out my kids before I give you the 11 secret herbs and spices.

• 0:39The Fat Electrician?

  I said black, didn't I? Very strong.

• 0:43The Fat Electrician?

  Don't say black!

• 0:45Speaker 03

  Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and Brandon. His hair is fucking fabulous. And Donut, a dark, dope disposition. And there's a fat electrician who'll come to unsubscribe.

• 1:04Speaker 04

  Oh shit, I need a cracky.

• 1:08The Fat Electrician?

  Check your ass? I bet there's one there.

• 1:13Speaker 04

  It's good to have you back, Nick.

• 1:14The Fat Electrician?

  Love you too. Three, two, one.

• 1:23Speaker 05

  Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli DoubleTap, the Fat Electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. We're doing a Christmas episode, right?

• 1:33Speaker 04

  Merry Christmas.

• 1:35Speaker 05

  Merry Cr- Christmas.

• 1:37The Fat Electrician?

  I've been berating kids at the snow hill.

• 1:42The Fat Electrician?

  Merry Christmas, Nick! It's my favorite time of year.

• 1:46Speaker 05

  Bullying kids?

• 1:47The Fat Electrician?

  Yep.

• 1:48Speaker 05

  Are you just going?

• 1:49The Fat Electrician?

  In my defense, they deserved it.

• 1:50Speaker 05

  What'd they do?

• 1:51The Fat Electrician?

  I was like, so we go to the sled hill because it's like snowing and shit where I'm at. It snowed like 18 inches in three days. And there's like three sled hills. They get progressively larger. So I take my small children to the little sled hill, which is fine. And everybody takes turns. And then some like 13-year-old that's fat, I'm only saying that because it's the only ammo I had against him, proceeds to take a turn going on the sled hill on a snowboard, which is fine. Makes it three feet down the hill before he eats [BLEEP]. Also, fine. You gotta practice to get good. That's okay. He then proceeds to walk to the bottom of the sled hill and lay down and start building a ramp. And after like 30 seconds of my kids standing there waiting to take the turn, I'm like, can you get up? Why?

• 2:37The Fat Electrician?

  So everybody else can take a turn? You don't own the hill. The city owns the hill and I pay taxes. You little shithead move. You don't pay taxes. I, yes, I do. Move. And then he gets up and moves and then does it again. And then I yell at him again. And then like, if you have a big sled hill, they do this thing where they chain tires together. So you can walk through the tires to get up the hill. So you're not slipping up the hill. And he then proceeds to lay down on the tires. So my little kids can't walk up the hill. So I pick my three year old up and I'm like, oh, it's okay. Cash, come here. I'll carry you up the hill since fatso over here wants to be a fucking slug. Right next to him.

• 3:19Speaker 04

  To have.

• 3:20The Fat Electrician?

  So you call me a slug? Yes, I do. You're not very nice and you're fucking rude kid. I'm gonna go tell my dad. And please tell him to come here and I'll have a conversation with him.

• 3:31Speaker 05

  All right, Mr. Belo, we ain't seen Nick in a couple of weeks now, right? Since the last live tour. He walked in here angry as fuck.

• 3:39The Fat Electrician?

  I don't like holidays. I don't like fat kids at sled hills.

• 3:42Speaker 05

  I don't like kids either.

• 3:44Speaker 04

  I'm still stuck on that rebuttal. You don't pay taxes is a wild thing for a child to say.

• 3:49Speaker 05

  Dude, that's what I tell my son all the time and then I punch him. Right?

• 3:53Speaker 02

  You yell at John, he doesn't pay taxes?

• 3:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, dude, you don't pay taxes. And I just, I just fucking.

• 3:58The Fat Electrician?

  You don't pay taxes, John.

• 4:00Speaker 05

  Molly Whopper right in the face.

• 4:01Speaker 04

  The funny thing is, I know that's not true because John could probably take you down now.

• 4:06Speaker 05

  I'll fuck you.

• 4:08Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 4:08Speaker 05

  Get out of here.

• 4:10Speaker 04

  I watched it. I watched it.

• 4:11Speaker 05

  Okay, okay. We're not gonna talk about that.

• 4:16The Fat Electrician?

  I might be putting money on John.

• 4:19Speaker 04

  We were, to be fair, you were taking it a little easy on him.

• 4:22Speaker 05

  I was taking it very easy on him.

• 4:25Speaker 04

  We were having lunch the other day and they got into one of those play wrestles that very quickly turned into not a play wrestle.

• 4:32Speaker 04

  And what happened?

• 4:33Speaker 05

  We scared every fucking white woman at the, the lunch place that we were, that also did happen. Yeah.

• 4:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:41Speaker 02

  And you had two individuals standing patiently waiting to ask for a photograph too. And Cody didn't recognize, they were just standing there and then Cody and John start wrestling and then going faster and harder and they're like.

• 4:54Speaker 04

  We were outside at said restaurant. This wasn't like in the middle of a Texas fucking roadhouse or something. This was on a patio. It was fine.

• 5:03The Fat Electrician?

  Ish.

• 5:05Speaker 02

  Saying that it's like we were at a restaurant, but outside on the patio.

• 5:08Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, that's why I used to say, take it outside.

• 5:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's fine.

• 5:12Speaker 05

  I was being fun with the boy. Okay. To be fair, if I was actually fighting, I don't think he could take me. Because he has a gun.

• 5:23Speaker 04

  That in his opening move is overhand right.

• 5:27Speaker 02

  Well, how the, I'm more surprised the little 13 year old talked back like that.

• 5:32The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, I did.

• 5:33Speaker 02

  That's wild to me to an adult. I mm mm.

• 5:36The Fat Electrician?

  It's kids today. There's no consequence for their actions. They grow up watching YouTubers and stuff, talk shit to kids. Like, whatever. I feel like I was fairly reasonable in the opening of like, can you get up? Like, you're obviously being rude. Like, there's a line of people waiting to go down hill. The city owns the sled hill. Okay, now we're talking shit and I'm a lot better at it than you, kid. Like. Yeah. So I was a dick to a child for about 25 minutes, but he deserved it. So it's all good.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  I was hoping the dad would show up.

• 6:08The Fat Electrician?

  Me too.

• 6:08Speaker 05

  I don't think the child realized you're a 260 pound man. It was a fucking purple belt.

• 6:15Speaker 04

  The child does not have the wisdom to care.

• 6:17The Fat Electrician?

  Papa, he was the one that making fun of me?

• 6:20Speaker 02

  He just turns like said his kid and hits him. So sorry. So sorry.

• 6:24The Fat Electrician?

  Papa, why'd you hit me?

• 6:26Speaker 04

  What was that thing of the MMA fighter? It was like, oh, anything your kid does to my kid, I'm gonna do to you.

• 6:30The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, it was Daniel Cormier.

• 6:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:32The Fat Electrician?

  It's like one of my favorite interviews. You know, Daniel Cormier is right. And like champ, champ, heavyweight, light heavyweight champ at the same time. One of the best fighters ever, Olympic medalist. And he has this like interview story where he's at the park. And some other kid keeps shoving his kid down and he keeps telling him to stop. And like the kid's dad keeps telling that kid to stop. And after like the third time, Daniel Cormier just looks at the other kid's dad. Whatever your kid does to my kid next, I'm gonna do to you. And then they left.

• 7:01Speaker 04

  Time to go.

• 7:04The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, Daniel Cormier, I would love to have him on the podcast. He's so fucking funny because there's like, there was another one that went via like a random Instagram account with like a hundred followers. And it was literally just like some other like black dude that wrestled, but like nowhere near to Daniel Cormier's level that was also like coaching Pee Wee Wrestling team. And it's just a selfie of him like this with Daniel Cormier in the background. And it's like, when, when your kid has to wrestle Daniel Cormier's team and he's the coach, fuck.

• 7:37Speaker 05

  God, dude, I don't look forward to having another kid again for the same reason. It's like, hey dad, other dad, hey, hey, I know violence. You don't know that. This is crazy.

• 7:49Speaker 04

  I'm waiting. I love that the, the other dad's response is not like, he just can't conceptualize keeping his kid under control. Either that, or he's not willing to risk it.

• 8:01The Fat Electrician?

  I yell at other people's kids a lot. It's probably one of my worst qualities.

• 8:08Speaker 04

  Worst?

• 8:09The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. I ruined my niece's birthday party.

• 8:13Speaker 05

  All right, Eli, we're going to create a new Pepper Box special. We follow.

• 8:17Speaker 04

  Nick Bully.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  Binders on kids. He's doing videos destroying a child's life.

• 8:24The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, I yell at other people's kids all the time. Nobody ever does shit about it.

• 8:29Speaker 05

  Weird.

• 8:29The Fat Electrician?

  It's great.

• 8:30Speaker 04

  I love you. You say like doing a binder on the kids like you're like a PI like so, you're 13. You went out in the woods with your friends, two o'clock study hall instead of going to school. What were you guys doing in the woods?

• 8:44Speaker 04

  Just ruining children's lives.

• 8:46The Fat Electrician?

  Can't help it.

• 8:47Speaker 05

  No, good Lord. The, the last time that we can't, we were coming back from the last live tour. This dude stopped me and Brandon, like one of the flight attendants. He was like, you guys hunting bears? And he was obviously gay as and hunting bears like, you know, we're in our ponchos, but like we have our hair slicked back, we're in cowboy boots. I thought it was like, oh yeah, like, okay, yeah, we weren't up here hunting. But what the dude meant was like, are you hunting bears? Like.

• 9:18Speaker 04

  I don't recall this interact. Where were we coming back from? No.

• 9:21Speaker 05

  We were coming back a couple of weeks ago from this.

• 9:23Speaker 04

  Was this like Denver or some shit?

• 9:25Speaker 05

  It was a gay flight attendant.

• 9:26Speaker 04

  Well, I know that, but the city.

• 9:27Speaker 05

  He was like, you guys.

• 9:31Speaker 02

  Where, where, where was this?

• 9:33Speaker 05

  Ah, this is a couple of weeks ago. Like, one of the last things that we did.

• 9:36Speaker 02

  Oh, fuck. Yeah, no, I don't remember this interaction.

• 9:39The Fat Electrician?

  Is this, is this the one where the flight attendant gave you guys like twenty bottles of?

• 9:44Speaker 04

  That guy was cool as shit.

• 9:45Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 9:46Speaker 02

  So, I didn't realize.

• 9:47Speaker 04

  That was a different one.

• 9:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, I didn't realize what he was saying. It was like, are you guys hunting bears? Cause I thought it was a hunting thing. But no, he meant, are you?

• 9:54The Fat Electrician?

  Did you say, yeah?

• 9:54Speaker 05

  Large, gay, black people.

• 9:57The Fat Electrician?

  No, bears would just. I don't think bears is.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  I don't think that means.

• 9:59Speaker 04

  I don't think it's racial.

• 10:00The Fat Electrician?

  It would be a bear. I think it's just large hairy men that are gay.

• 10:03Speaker 04

  Nick is a bear.

• 10:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, Nick would be a bear.

• 10:09Speaker 02

  Were you hunting Nicks?

• 10:12Speaker 05

  I said black, didn't I?

• 10:13The Fat Electrician?

  Very strong.

• 10:16Speaker 02

  Don't say black. I said black.

• 10:19Speaker 04

  Bye, Zach Bryan. Oh, bye, Zach Bryan.

• 10:24Speaker 02

  Bye, Zach Bryan.

• 10:25Speaker 04

  Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope you're all in the holiday spirit.

• 10:28Speaker 02

  It's like the one joke. It's like, why is there black bears? Why, uh, the black bears, brown bears. What are white bears called?

• 10:36The Fat Electrician?

  Polar.

• 10:37Speaker 02

  They're the only one with a different name that's just not associated with that.

• 10:44Speaker 02

  If you've seen, there's a skit, there's a joke on that. A dude does a whole comedy, uh, bit around that. Have you seen that for the?

• 10:49The Fat Electrician?

  It's a good retelling of the joke.

• 10:50Speaker 02

  I'm not good at that.

• 10:51The Fat Electrician?

  Punchline was delivered.

• 10:52Speaker 02

  No, I wasn't trying to.

• 10:55Speaker 04

  That's also just not true.

• 10:58Speaker 02

  Brown, brown bear.

• 10:59The Fat Electrician?

  Kodiak bear.

• 10:59Speaker 02

  We can never call.

• 11:00The Fat Electrician?

  Kodiak bear, pandas.

• 11:02Speaker 02

  But you don't go white bears. Name one person. Oh shit, a brown bear. Oh shit, a black bear. Now, oh shit, a white bear. Name one time.

• 11:09The Fat Electrician?

  I don't, I don't know that anybody says brown bear. It's grizzly.

• 11:13Speaker 02

  A grizzly bear? Those are little ones.

• 11:15Speaker 04

  Well, that's the same thing.

• 11:16The Fat Electrician?

  There's no little brown bear. Brown bears are grizzly bears.

• 11:19Speaker 05

  Grizzly, yeah.

• 11:20The Fat Electrician?

  Kodiak. There's grizzly. Kodiak is a grizzly bear that's slightly larger because it's on Kodiak Island.

• 11:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:26The Fat Electrician?

  Kodiak bears only exist on Kodiak Island. Otherwise, it's a grizzly bear.

• 11:30Speaker 02

  Small brown bear.

• 11:30Speaker 05

  Also, Brandon and I, we researched this a couple of years ago. The.

• 11:35The Fat Electrician?

  Me, Nick versus AI, round two on Eli's phone. Let's go.

• 11:39Speaker 05

  The the round, the bullet that could take down a bear, the one that you want to take with you.

• 11:43Speaker 04

  Ten mil?

• 11:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, we went with ten mil. That's what we figured it out.

• 11:47Speaker 04

  We, we had some debate.

• 11:48The Fat Electrician?

  Bullet or like pistol cartridge?

• 11:50Speaker 04

  Pistol.

• 11:50Speaker 05

  Pistol.

• 11:51The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, okay.

• 11:51Speaker 04

  We had some.

• 11:52Speaker 05

  Hiking.

• 11:53Speaker 04

  We had some debate as to whether or not it would be better for a female to have a ten mil or a five seven.

• 11:58The Fat Electrician?

  Depends on the female.

• 12:00Speaker 04

  Definitely, but like, just for your average female, because I thought like, okay, I'm not sure if a five seven can penetrate through the skull, but it is like, if you have the right caliber, or excuse me, the right projectile. You know, armor piercing, maybe it punches the skull better and lower recoil than, you know, big scary ten mil.

• 12:16The Fat Electrician?

  I don't have much experience with five seven. Is it more prone to jamming, though?

• 12:20Speaker 05

  Nah.

• 12:20The Fat Electrician?

  No? Okay.

• 12:21Speaker 02

  Five seven is not a good round against a bear, though.

• 12:24Speaker 05

  That's what we ultimately went to. Like, if you're a small female, like, wandering around where there are bears, a ten mil would probably be the best.

• 12:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, if you're, if you're a guy, ten mil is the obvious choice, but I was worried about the follow up shots and recoil and everything like that. And at least five seven had the added advantage of, you know, it could possibly pierce through a bear skull, but like, still not great. Like, that's obviously not optimal. This is what guys talk about, okay?

• 12:53Speaker 02

  The five seven really doesn't do much damage, like, fucking period at anything.

• 12:58Speaker 04

  I've met guys who have been shot in the head with five seven and survived.

• 13:03Speaker 04

  Have you ever told you guys that story?

• 13:04Speaker 02

  I did, no.

• 13:06Speaker 04

  I was like a fucking teenager.

• 13:08Speaker 02

  Merry Christmas!

• 13:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was, I was a teenager at a fucking gun store and I'm looking at all these guns that I can't afford. Like, I'm just, they're cool to me at the time. I have like maybe one guy, uh, one, one gun that I own and everything else is just like, oh, this is shit that I'll, I'll never own this. Fast forward.

• 13:27Speaker 04

  But I remember checking out the five seven pistol, which to be fair, like, as an adult, I'm not really a fan of. Uh, it's very plasticky. If you've never held one.

• 13:36Speaker 02

  You don't know much, it's very cool.

• 13:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly. I'm just like, Call of Duty, five seven pistol, oh my god, high magazine capacity. The slide's plastic, the pistol's plastic, like, it's very kind of just clunky and there's a lot of features about it I don't like, but it was cool at the time. And I remember asking to see it, and you know, the gun store employee's like rolling his eyes like, ah, this kid's not gonna buy anything, but sure, whatever. And this guy next to me just goes, five seven, shit.

• 14:04Speaker 04

  Like, what? Uh, what, what do you mean? He's like, doesn't do any damage. That, that, that can't take a man, whatever, something like that. And like, what are you talking about? Like, I've, I've never heard this. Like, what, what, where are you basing this off of?

• 14:16Speaker 02

  It pushes through armor.

• 14:17Speaker 04

  He takes off his baseball cap and points to several gunshot, like, very clear gunshot wound scars in his face. He's like, couldn't kill me. Oh. Fucking core memory engraved in my brain.

• 14:32Speaker 02

  Show me your ten mill. All right.

• 14:33Speaker 04

  Oh. All right.

• 14:37Speaker 05

  Is that the meme where it's like, I pull out my five, seven, I shoot the guy. It's like, I should just give him my wallet because five, seven costs so much.

• 14:47Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. Five, seven's like two bucks a round.

• 14:49Speaker 02

  Isn't it still two dollars?

• 14:51Speaker 04

  Uh, you can get it like forty five, fifty cents a round now.

• 14:53Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 14:54Speaker 04

  It's come down a lot, which thank God, if you have, you know, a P90 where every magazine's fifty rounds, shit adds up.

• 15:02Speaker 02

  That shit gets expensive fa- fast, fast. Brandon, why do you keep sending me money through Cash App with it saying just deck work?

• 15:11Speaker 04

  Wait, is that not you doing all my yard work?

• 15:13Speaker 02

  On the real, I think we all do use Cash App. Uh, it's a quick way to pay friends if they owe you money. Finn, where's my money? You told me you could beat the house.

• 15:22Speaker 04

  You know the saying, Finn always wins. Real talk, though, I've used Cash App like this week.

• 15:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, uh, I think actually that's what we use to pay our boxing instructors.

• 15:30Speaker 05

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• 15:34Speaker 04

  It's like, hey, let's split this Uber. Let me wire you twenty dollars. It's the two best things. It's easier and it's free.

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  Why did we go to Vegas to build decks? And why were you building decks at two in the morning?

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• 17:02Speaker 02

  What do you guys do for Christmas? It's a Christmas episode. I'm just excited. We're here for Christmas. My favorite holiday right now. Fucking pumped. We'll get you happy. We'll get everyone happy. Sorry, you're grumpy. It's okay.

• 17:13Speaker 05

  I think the boys are just reeling up for our live show tomorrow.

• 17:17Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 17:18Speaker 05

  What do we got tomorrow?

• 17:19The Fat Electrician?

  Very excited. I get to watch you three get up early, which I do every day. And then I get to watch you three live in the cold, which I also do every day. And I get to revel in it as you guys hate your lives.

• 17:31Speaker 04

  All of those things sound miserable.

• 17:32The Fat Electrician?

  I know.

• 17:33Speaker 04

  Well.

• 17:34The Fat Electrician?

  Very excited to watch you guys do it.

• 17:36Speaker 02

  As long as the flights go smooth. That's all I give a fuck.

• 17:39The Fat Electrician?

  Say that loud again. I'm sure that'll make it work.

• 17:41Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 17:42The Fat Electrician?

  Now we have. It's not like we have a layover.

• 17:44Speaker 02

  We don't have American, do we?

• 17:46Speaker 04

  Thank you. We do have a layover, I believe.

• 17:49Speaker 02

  Dallas.

• 17:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:51Speaker 05

  Is tomorrow Boston or New Jersey?

• 17:53Speaker 04

  Boston.

• 17:54The Fat Electrician?

  Boston.

• 17:54Speaker 05

  We're doing Boston.

• 17:56Speaker 04

  Well.

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• 18:22Speaker 04

  We're shipping up to Boston.

• 18:24Speaker 05

  Uh.

• 18:25The Fat Electrician?

  Hey.

• 18:28Speaker 02

  We had the best flight back from DC.

• 18:32Speaker 04

  Hmm. Every time we fly back from DC together, it's a shit, man.

• 18:36The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah. We didn't go to that. What happened?

• 18:39Speaker 04

  Me and Eli, we were up there for, we were invited by, you know, General George and everybody up to the Army's, I think it's the holiday reception. It's like a Christmas party, which was a fun time. It's good to see everybody again, but it was our flight home.

• 18:55Speaker 04

  We're leaving Reagan Airport and our flight's already delayed two hours, right? And I've got to go to Rock Island, film some stuff. He just wants to go the fuck home.

• 19:06Speaker 04

  We are there.

• 19:06The Fat Electrician?

  I'm sorry to interrupt because I watched that video. Did you buy that gun or they just let you touch it?

• 19:11Speaker 04

  I didn't. I didn't buy it. It went too high.

• 19:14The Fat Electrician?

  Okay. What did it go to?

• 19:15Speaker 04

  Ninety. Ninety grand.

• 19:17The Fat Electrician?

  You should have bought it.

• 19:18Speaker 04

  Uh, after with it, I realized it was.

• 19:21The Fat Electrician?

  No, go ahead and write that down on list of shit you're gonna regret for the rest of your life. It's fine.

• 19:25Speaker 04

  I told Zach that because Zach was with me and I'm like, this is, I'm like, I know financially right now, this doesn't make sense for me to do. And I know five years from now, I will regret this. It costs. Two things can be true.

• 19:37The Fat Electrician?

  Okay, good. I also know that.

• 19:38Speaker 02

  Yeah. One Bitcoin, literally a whole Bitcoin, but the.

• 19:44The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, but there's 21 million Bitcoin. There's only one Thompson Chamberlain 30 out six.

• 19:52Speaker 04

  It's a long story, but in on the flight back from DC is delayed two hours and then me and Eli sit in this fucking plane on the tarmac as they have to, they have to de-ice it like the trucks have to come out there and de-ice every plane individually. And there's only one truck that does it.

• 20:08The Fat Electrician?

  In DC of all airports.

• 20:10Speaker 04

  Dude.

• 20:10The Fat Electrician?

  It seems like a busy airport that could splurge on two trucks.

• 20:14Speaker 04

  That might have some important things happening around it.

• 20:16Speaker 02

  Right. 10:25 and we get pushed back. It's like, hey, now you have to be there at 11. We follow that to AT. We walk around the corner. It's like, okay, they should be just about boarding. Door is closed still. I'm like, that's not a good sign. Huh. I guess it's not 11. 12, 12:20, we're on the plane finally.

• 20:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was like, it was like a two hour delay, which is fine. That happens in airports, whatever. We are on this tarmac for three hours.

• 20:44Speaker 02

  I do this.

• 20:47Speaker 02

  We should almost be.

• 20:49The Fat Electrician?

  There. I'm still here.

• 20:52The Fat Electrician?

  Brandon, did the person in front of me with the small dog put down a piss pad?

• 20:56Speaker 04

  Oh, I forgot about that, too. Wait, wait, wait.

• 20:59Speaker 02

  This was a journey of a fucking trip.

• 21:03Speaker 04

  It was, there was a fat guy in front of us, like fat ball guy that just had his little like yappy dog, like a little Yorkie or whatever the fuck it was. I didn't see, cause he was behind me and in front of you.

• 21:17Speaker 04

  You're like, did he just lay down a fucking piss pad? Cause this little yippy dog was barking during the flight. And I'm like, okay, because of how shrill that is and how sporadic it is, I would say that's actually worse than small infant child. Also, you have a choice to leave your dog at home.

• 21:34Speaker 04

  Anyway, the, yeah, lays down a piss pad halfway through the flight. Well, mother shit.

• 21:40Speaker 02

  I.

• 21:43Speaker 02

  Like, okay, they're finally serving drinks. This is after three hours. They did not do anything for us on the tarmac. That was, nope, just sit there and wait halfway through the flight.

• 21:57Speaker 02

  Hey, Brandon, texting him, did the dog just shit? Or am I smelling stuff?

• 22:03Speaker 04

  I read this text message and as soon as he sends it, I smell it like mother. Wait, how long is, how, how long is this flight? Two and a half hours. His dog, two and a half, three hours, something like that.

• 22:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, three hours.

• 22:18Speaker 04

  We spent more time on the tarmac than we did in the air. What do you do with the shit pad? I don't know.

• 22:23The Fat Electrician?

  You have the worst luck on flights. I feel like half the time I fly with you, you get sat by the most ridiculous cartoon characters on the planet. And I get, I get to, I get to look over my shoulder and chuckle. Cause it's always like, I always get to sit next to like Zach or Brandon or somebody I know and I like. And it's just Eli gets sat next to a random and I look over and it's Eli, like, like this with a hat on and his phone down here pretending to be asleep, but dicking off on his phone at the same time. So he doesn't have to talk to somebody. It's hilarious.

• 22:52Speaker 04

  That lady, that one chick was. Christ, that one woman. Oh my God.

• 22:57The Fat Electrician?

  I sit down like, ah, peace.

• 23:02Speaker 02

  Oh, you're a army? My husband's a doctor. I'm like, well, that's weird. Oh, God, she's sitting next to me and she's already trying to interrupt and save people. Did we talk about that on the podcast ever? I don't think we have. Have we talked about that?

• 23:13Speaker 04

  No.

• 23:13Speaker 02

  The doctor? Yeah. No.

• 23:15Speaker 04

  The guy that cut his fucking hand?

• 23:19Speaker 02

  A grown ass man child who had a boo boo. Literally paper cut. Like, this is like, dude, Nick, this is a, like, On our way back from Denver. A drop of blood. Drop of blood, max. They're holding up the entire flight and they bring him up and he's like, what am I gonna do? Fucking my neighbor, my husband's a doctor, let me look at it. I'm like, bitch, what? She pulled the my husband's an officer. Transmitted medical expertise? What?

• 23:46Speaker 05

  Well, so, so me and Brandon are sitting on the left side. So we're like one and two and we're looking at Eli. He's sitting next to this woman that thinks he's a medical professional. This dude just comes sprinting to the front. This is during boarding. Like, everyone's just trying to go where they need to go.

• 24:05Speaker 02

  Like, most of the boarding's already happened.

• 24:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:07Speaker 02

  Like, it's, they're holding up now.

• 24:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, there's still like 10 people that need to get on board. This guy comes sprinting to the front and he's like, I cut my hand.

• 24:17Speaker 02

  I cut my fingee.

• 24:19Speaker 05

  I cut my fingee. And so the chick next to Eli is like, I'm a medical professional. Everyone, hold on. Everyone, hold on. I'm a nurse.

• 24:28Speaker 02

  Now, he's holding up the entire.

• 24:30Speaker 04

  I'm seeing what he's talking about. He's just like, holding his finger like this and there is one little dribble, like one little spot of blood on his pants.

• 24:38Speaker 02

  And he is freaking out.

• 24:39Speaker 04

  Literally, it's like, as if I cut my finger, like, pricked it for like a diabetes test and pushed it into my thigh. Like, that's, that's it. And how condescending the pilot was.

• 24:48Speaker 02

  Oh, dude, that.

• 24:50Speaker 04

  When the pilot walked out to like assess the situation, he just goes, oh, mm, yes, sir, this is a serious problem. Would you like some orange juice? And the guy's like, yeah, I would.

• 25:04Speaker 04

  Like I had no idea he was being condescended.

• 25:08Speaker 02

  They held up the plane for it too.

• 25:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, we were stuck for fifteen minutes more because they did that shit.

• 25:15Speaker 02

  Oh, and then she could sat down and then.

• 25:19The Fat Electrician?

  I had one time on one flight where they're like, if there's any medical professionals on the plane, please go to the back of the plane. And I was with Pewview and his camera guy Dalton and Calvin and like two other people. And they all look at me and I'm like, oh, god damn it. Fine. I walked to the back of the plane. There was a doctor on the plane that was already there. I was like, cool, peace out. You got it. Way better than me. Goodbye. Unless he's shot in the chest, I'm probably not going to be able to do anything but call him a bitch. Like, that's all I'm good at.

• 25:46Speaker 04

  GSW on an airplane is wild.

• 25:53The Fat Electrician?

  Something's gone horribly wrong. I'm not gonna help. I'm really just good. It's a lot of trauma.

• 25:58Speaker 05

  How do I get that on?

• 26:00The Fat Electrician?

  But I like walked, they're like, they're like, are you a doctor? I was like, I was a medic in the army. If you need something. And the doctor's like, they're like, I'm a doctor. This chick just ate too many edibles and she's laying down like in front of the the two bathroom stalls with like the snack cart, laying down crying. She had too many edibles. And I was like, ha, and I just laughed.

• 26:22Speaker 04

  How does that happen?

• 26:25Speaker 05

  If someone has a gunshot wound, you're like, how'd you get that on? Cause I'm about to change the whole trajectory.

• 26:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't know if we should include any of that part.

• 26:42Speaker 02

  Well, that lady, they filmed.

• 26:44Speaker 04

  That's how we get on the no fly list and can't do our job.

• 26:48Speaker 02

  You guys filmed the lady talking to me in my face bit.

• 26:52The Fat Electrician?

  We did.

• 26:52Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 26:53The Fat Electrician?

  It's not just the one lady. It was also the guy talking about he knows thirty seven ways to kill a man with a knife. It's happened like five times.

• 27:01Speaker 04

  I believe was the exact words.

• 27:02The Fat Electrician?

  It's happened like to you like five times. It's hilarious every time.

• 27:06Speaker 02

  So happy he found other dude that then they started talking across the aisle to each other about being.

• 27:13Speaker 04

  Over you.

• 27:14Speaker 02

  Military badasses.

• 27:16The Fat Electrician?

  Just two dudes in grunt style shirts, talking about how awesome they would have been if they joined the military. It was great.

• 27:23Speaker 02

  I've killed a man.

• 27:25Speaker 04

  I know thirty six ways to skin a man, stand to stern him like, right, pal.

• 27:30Speaker 02

  That's how I know you suck dick.

• 27:31The Fat Electrician?

  Let me write that down on shit that's not appropriate to talk about very loudly on a fucking airplane.

• 27:36Speaker 04

  Or like ever, frankly.

• 27:38Speaker 02

  Oh, the DC flight there and then you got stuck to the, next to the lady that was having a full on panic attack too.

• 27:46Speaker 04

  That did happen. I did feel kind of bad about that. Um, she, she very anxious. Um, like the, the, the lady next to me was like freaking out. Like she wanted to stop the plane. She was like, can I get off? I'm like, oh, fuck. But she's like, she's freaking out. She's like, I'm not used to doing this by myself, whatever. And I will say in her defense, very nice lady. Like she was going through some stuff and you know, that, that happens, but stopping the plane over, it's a little wild.

• 28:11The Fat Electrician?

  You could have been helpfully unhelpful. That would have been way better. I'm not used to doing this by myself. Look at the bright side. If you die, you'll be alone. Your loved ones will survive. That's good.

• 28:21Speaker 02

  The fucking Shane Gillis kid.

• 28:24Speaker 04

  I'm coming down to wear your ass out.

• 28:27Speaker 04

  Well, just call people and tell them you hate them. But, well, it was funny because, uh, the guy next to me, like, we were both like, uh, trying to be like a little helpful. Like, you know, it's okay. Like you'll, you'll be all right. Um, you know, it's nothing crazy. We'll, we'll, we'll get the flight attendant for you, something. We ended up having to like switch seats with them and shit like that, or excuse me, switch seats with her. But when, when she went up, like the flight attendant took her up to go talk to her or something like that. And the guy looked at me, he's like, yeah, I'm not the sensitive type either. He's like, I don't know what to do here. Yeah. That held up the flight for like five, 10 minutes.

• 29:02Speaker 02

  It was a good time though. I mean, that was, we both said it. It was a scene from, um, Band of Brothers, like when they're back celebrating.

• 29:10Speaker 04

  Cause you didn't know they swapped it back to the, uh, the traditional, like the dress screens.

• 29:14Speaker 02

  Yeah. And they look way better, dude.

• 29:18The Fat Electrician?

  Did you ever hear the, the reason, I guess, what you, what was the dress uniform when you got out for the army?

• 29:23Speaker 02

  I had the greens, but um, it was the, not those style of greens. It was like the 2000s.

• 29:29The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, yeah. I had the, I had the black top with the light blue pants.

• 29:34Speaker 02

  See, we didn't have those.

• 29:35The Fat Electrician?

  I had those and it was like the dumbest logic for a uniform ever. Everybody thought we were the air force. And they were like, well, it's actually like an homage to back in like the wild west and the, you know, riding horseback days because the uniforms were black, but people would take their coat off and put it in their backpacks. So the coat would stay black and then the pants would get sun, sun bleached blue. So that's why the pants are blue and the jacket's black. It's just like, just go back to army green, bro.

• 30:01Speaker 02

  Dude, and that's, that's like these ones.

• 30:03Speaker 05

  Was that General George?

• 30:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:06Speaker 05

  He, he would show me the pictures like, oh, those uniforms fuck so hard.

• 30:10Speaker 04

  But if you took out, cause like they have such like traditional, like, um, you know, they had the, the live instruments, you know, everybody brought their wives and everything, the Christmas tree in a very classical, uh, historic building.

• 30:24Speaker 02

  And the, and soldiers still yell like, and a partridge, and a partridge.

• 30:27Speaker 04

  Randy was having a good time, like. But if you remove the PA systems and like, just like one or two minor details, you're like, if you told me I was teleported back to 1943, I would believe you.

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• 30:40Speaker 04

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• 31:04Speaker 02

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• 31:08Speaker 05

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• 31:35Speaker 02

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• 32:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, tell us about that, guys. What'd you guys go to?

• 32:22Speaker 02

  Well, first off, we got a hotel in the wrong area. Well, it was a nice area, but there's two buildings with the exact same name. We found that one out.

• 32:31Speaker 04

  That was my fault. Sorry about that.

• 32:33Speaker 02

  I double checked too. So in like in your defense, I landed. I was like, okay, let's see how far it is so we can judge this nap.

• 32:41Speaker 04

  I don't know what we're allowed to say and what we're not, but there was a certain hall that is a fairly common name. And there was two of them in DC, like two completely separate buildings that are event venues. We chose the wrong one.

• 32:54Speaker 02

  It was five minutes from one. Forty-five minutes.

• 32:57Speaker 04

  Yeah. So we were fashionably late, which thankfully ended up not mattering, but.

• 33:01Speaker 02

  They were like, oh, just don't worry about it. Stick around. This goes on for a while. So just have fun. And then it's walking in.

• 33:07Speaker 04

  Because they had multiple like foreign, you know, generals, dignitaries, you know, several congressmen, stuff like that at these, but they were doing multiple per day. So they were cycling people in and out at the same, you know, holiday reception thing, just kind of a cool way to do it, but.

• 33:23Speaker 02

  And pulling up to the military gate and they were like, wow, we know these guys. Come on. That was it. That was all it took. They're come on, come on, come on.

• 33:33Speaker 04

  Taxi driver drops us off and they're just like, excuse me, sir. State your business. No, no, no, no, they're cool. We got them.

• 33:41Speaker 02

  But could you see you guys like that? And then we drove and then it was just awesome seeing everyone and it's it was wild too because you look over and you're like three stars. Okay. Was it four stars? Okay. Sergeant Major, whole bunch of you. Okay.

• 33:55Speaker 04

  We're casually talking.

• 33:56Speaker 05

  That was just a Christmas party?

• 33:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, pretty much.

• 33:59Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 34:00Speaker 04

  We're casually talking to people.

• 34:01Speaker 05

  You guys are talking about it. No one said it was a Christmas party or anything.

• 34:06Speaker 04

  I think I did it earlier. I don't know. I can't remember, but there was like, uh, but there you just like the people that you just randomly talk to people that come up and just say hi. You're like, oh, how's it going, man? Oh, it's good to meet you. This, this, this. And you just like look over. And you just see the stars on their shoulder like, ooh, that's.

• 34:25Speaker 04

  Sir.

• 34:25Speaker 05

  Hello.

• 34:26Speaker 02

  It's just that weird, weird experience because we all got out of the military very low rank.

• 34:33Speaker 04

  Ha.

• 34:35Speaker 05

  I don't know. Eli, what are we?

• 34:38Speaker 02

  Fucking.

• 34:39Speaker 05

  E four mafia.

• 34:40Speaker 02

  Yep, E four mafia failing to where we are. But it was a blast and super appreciate the invite from

• 34:49Speaker 02

  Driscoll.

• 34:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was, uh.

• 34:50Speaker 02

  George and.

• 34:51Speaker 04

  General George, Secretary Driscoll.

• 34:55Speaker 02

  Sergeant Major Weimer.

• 34:55Speaker 04

  Sergeant Major Weimer.

• 34:58The Fat Electrician?

  Are we going back to the Pentagon?

• 34:59Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 35:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:01Speaker 04

  They actually want to.

• 35:02The Fat Electrician?

  Yep. They're gonna let us do it again?

• 35:05Speaker 04

  We need to choose something less gay than White Claw, I will say.

• 35:09The Fat Electrician?

  Whiskey. I've been saying that for three years.

• 35:12Speaker 04

  Well.

• 35:13Speaker 05

  Also.

• 35:14The Fat Electrician?

  Don't look at me. Been saying that for three years.

• 35:18Speaker 02

  I drink whatever's in front of me.

• 35:19Speaker 04

  Hey, well, now we have Echelon, all right? I'm not tied to White Claw anymore.

• 35:23Speaker 02

  Bam, we'll bring Echelon of vodka or whiskey.

• 35:25The Fat Electrician?

  I don't care. Whatever.

• 35:27Speaker 04

  I feel like I feel like we did a disservice not having like a nice whiskey in the Pentagon. Also, I well, I do feel bad because they they had to buy it, whoever our liaison was, like not the the government didn't buy it, but the person that invited us.

• 35:39The Fat Electrician?

  One thirty rack of Bush Light, please.

• 35:41Speaker 04

  Oh, God.

• 35:42Speaker 02

  Just so you can say you drank that at the Pentagon.

• 35:44Speaker 04

  It's evolving just backwards.

• 35:46Speaker 02

  Can you please put a piss funnel in the media room?

• 35:50The Fat Electrician?

  Brother, Pentagon could use a piss funnel.

• 35:53Speaker 04

  I don't think where we were at in the Pentagon, a piss funnel would have gone anywhere. You would have had to travel upward quite a bit.

• 35:59The Fat Electrician?

  Drill through the floor. It's called a well. It'll work.

• 36:02Speaker 05

  Hear me out.

• 36:05Speaker 05

  Bro, we, we, we were down there with the Transformers. Come on, man.

• 36:08The Fat Electrician?

  It's not that like, all right, we're going down. Okay. Boop, boop, boop.

• 36:16The Fat Electrician?

  Boop. How far down did you just take me?

• 36:21Speaker 05

  That was a, a pause.

• 36:23The Fat Electrician?

  My phone gets an alert like I have no cell phone or says it's in SOS mode. I was like, all right.

• 36:28Speaker 04

  I do love that one moment where we're in that elevator is a

• 36:35Speaker 04

  like we're still, we're still going down and all of us just kind of go.

• 36:39Speaker 05

  Like all of us, literally all of us just went.

• 36:42The Fat Electrician?

  The dude escorting us is like, all right, guys, this way. And I was like, well, this is either going to be a dope ass studio or a concrete room with black burlap sacks that are going to be over my head in a minute and we'll see how this goes.

• 36:52Speaker 04

  It's like Goodfellas. Open the door.

• 36:54The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, fuck.

• 36:58The Fat Electrician?

  The bubble wrap room from Dexter. Ah, shit. How'd you get in here?

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• 37:29The Fat Electrician?

  We're so sorry.

• 37:32Speaker 04

  That could have been what happened and you know, psyops just took over.

• 37:35The Fat Electrician?

  Dick joked too close to the sun.

• 37:42Speaker 05

  We flew too, too high, dude.

• 37:45Speaker 02

  Oh, and Alex Miller was there and he is one of the coolest fucking dudes. So shout out to Alex.

• 37:50Speaker 04

  CTO of the army. Yeah. Really cool guy. Well, again, a fellow podcast or a podcast alumni.

• 37:55Speaker 02

  Yep. And we might have access to some pretty.

• 37:59Speaker 04

  Can't talk about that.

• 38:00Speaker 02

  But can we say some dope stuff might be in the works?

• 38:03Speaker 04

  Yeah. Yeah. Some dope stuff might be in the works. Like stuff that we can collaborate with, you know, with the army to, you know, both help their, their recruiting stuff and help them out with some of the projects they're trying to do, but also. It gets us access and by extension, the audience access to some cool stuff that I think you might enjoy. So we'll see how that goes.

• 38:20Speaker 02

  Stuff you've never seen before.

• 38:24The Fat Electrician?

  I have an open invite to go to HK to get in their fucking history room or whatever.

• 38:28Speaker 04

  The gray room?

• 38:28The Fat Electrician?

  If you want to go, yeah.

• 38:30Speaker 04

  I would love to go to the gray room.

• 38:31The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. They said we can do habitually fat there. You can go with us if you want.

• 38:35Speaker 04

  I would literally cut off an appendage to go there.

• 38:38The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, we can go there.

• 38:39Speaker 02

  Can we all go?

• 38:40The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 38:40Speaker 02

  Also, how the fu- mm. Nick is still the only person I know, and I know the pro shooters of HK and they have to buy their gun or they might get it, but you don't. You're the only one that's like, I got this from HK. I have, I've had a lot of fantastic gun sponsorships. Never HK.

• 39:01Speaker 02

  Brandon, have you heard of that before?

• 39:03Speaker 04

  No, I've had to buy all my HK shit and it's, you know, which is fine. That's cool, but you Nick.

• 39:08The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, they sent me their new AR. It's really nice. I like it a lot.

• 39:11Speaker 02

  I'm like, mother. HK is definitely.

• 39:14The Fat Electrician?

  Went to shot show for that.

• 39:15Speaker 02

  Spent the most money on HK guns.

• 39:18Speaker 04

  FN finally hit me up. That'd be cool. Yeah. They're like, do you have time to shot show? I'm like, I've, I've been by.

• 39:24Speaker 02

  That, oh, yeah.

• 39:26The Fat Electrician?

  After, after Scott put a suppressor on their threaded barrel and it broke and then they're like, well, you're not supposed to put a suppressor on it. After that debacle.

• 39:34Speaker 04

  Was that FN?

• 39:35The Fat Electrician?

  Almost positive that was FN.

• 39:37Speaker 04

  Don't recall.

• 39:37Speaker 02

  I don't think they said that, cause that's one thing I've, they've been great to work with, like Christina, big shout out to her.

• 39:46Speaker 04

  They've been great to you.

• 39:47Speaker 02

  Yeah. Great to me to work.

• 39:49Speaker 04

  I, I just feel like the, the fucking redheaded stepchild that gets let out, uh, uh, you know, pushed out of everything. I'm like, man, cause they send you like one of everything new. And I'm like, man, I have spent a lot on, uh, fucking FN stuff. Like I've got a two forty nine saw, every scar that's ever, you know, the P ninety, everything. I'm like, man.

• 40:08The Fat Electrician?

  You went elk hunting with a scar heavy?

• 40:11Speaker 04

  I know.

• 40:11Speaker 02

  That twenty C.

• 40:12Speaker 04

  It was a twenty S.

• 40:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, twenty S, that's it.

• 40:15Speaker 04

  The big, the DMR motherfucker. That was a bad call.

• 40:17Speaker 02

  Makes that heavy look like a light. It's a big ass rifle.

• 40:21Speaker 04

  I love their, I love their lineup and, uh, yeah, can't get a call back. I feel like, yo, yo FN, I've, I wrote, you still ain't calling.

• 40:30Speaker 02

  Dude, that was my favorite time of going to a gun store was, hey, uh, I think a five oh nine came in. Like, yeah. Also, uh, this is all for you, too. It was a P ninety, uh, two ARs and a five seven plus the five oh nine. I was like,

• 40:46Speaker 04

  And a partridge in a pear tree.

• 40:48Speaker 02

  I was like, oh, wow. Old man at that really remote location. He's like, why did, why don't you know about these? I was like, I had no idea they were sending this. Wait, they just sent them to you? Like, yeah.

• 41:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:02Speaker 02

  He's like an eighty year old boomer that just has a gun store out in Spring Branch, just by himself.

• 41:07Speaker 04

  Like, why'd they send these to you?

• 41:10Speaker 02

  I'm Batman. Yay, yay. F N's good, but good job, Nick. You got HK somehow hooking you up with shit no one's ever had.

• 41:20The Fat Electrician?

  We get to go in the gray room, too. We get, we're gonna go do an episode of habitually fat in the gray room with all their historic guns.

• 41:28Speaker 04

  I'm so excited to now be tangentially related to this.

• 41:32The Fat Electrician?

  If they have their original land. It's all of their HK experimental military weapons in this like museum room.

• 41:40Speaker 02

  There's three, there's one, there's this land, only three of.

• 41:43The Fat Electrician?

  I want to see the, I want to see the space magic gun.

• 41:45Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 41:46The Fat Electrician?

  Is that called?

• 41:46Speaker 04

  The G eleven.

• 41:47The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 41:47Speaker 04

  Yep. The Kraut space magic.

• 41:49The Fat Electrician?

  Mm hmm, mm hmm, mm hmm.

• 41:51Speaker 02

  The grandfather clock. They were like, soldiers will be able to operate this so simple.

• 41:55The Fat Electrician?

  The Minecraft gun.

• 41:58Speaker 02

  You're like, fuck.

• 41:59Speaker 04

  That's, yeah, those like mousetrap perpetual motion machines.

• 42:03The Fat Electrician?

  Speaking of, I watched, uh, I watched Ian's video on the new, what's the new army service rifle?

• 42:11Speaker 04

  The M seven.

• 42:11The Fat Electrician?

  And seven. I watched his video on it and I was like, yep, hundred percent.

• 42:18The Fat Electrician?

  Not a fan.

• 42:19Speaker 04

  No. No, I feel like I had a pretty detailed video breaking down. I, I think relatively objectively, you know, all the problems with it. Cause you know.

• 42:31Speaker 04

  If you're gonna replace the AR-15 with like the M4 platform or whatever, that's a pretty high bar, right? It's gotta be pretty good. So if I can move the rail that's supposed to be dialed with lasers and shit, you know, that soldiers, you know, bet their entire lives on, you know, being able to hit their targets with packs and shit like that at night when they're doing very intense missions and also, you know, being able to put in the magazine without it killing the gun. I feel like those are important things.

• 42:57The Fat Electrician?

  Well, that and his point of like, they wanted to have a gun that they could get in a gunfight with it past 300 meters because that's what we they dealt with in Afghanistan. And he's like, just, just grab a fucking hundred dollar drone and fly it over there into them. Like, that's the new meta. Why are we not doing that?

• 43:15Speaker 04

  It, it kinda made a little bit of sense with what they were trying to do with the, the trials early on because they were saying like, okay, they, they realized at what range our soldiers were most lethal at, to my understanding of it. They're like, our, our best KDs were at longer range because as it turns out, when you're fighting sheep fuckers, um, marksmanship is not something they train on quite a lot. And especially when they all have burned out AKs from the seventies. MOA is a social construct.

• 43:44Speaker 02

  But they put it at seven, give it more power when they shoot.

• 43:48Speaker 04

  That fucking story. God, I can't remember where that was. It was Africa or something. Yeah. But it was the, the fouls or the G3. I think it was the fouls where they just put everything to 10.

• 43:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:58Speaker 04

  Yeah. It makes it shoot harder.

• 44:01Speaker 02

  We were missing. Also, the XM7 weighs four pounds more.

• 44:06The Fat Electrician?

  It's ungodly heavy.

• 44:10Speaker 02

  But we love.

• 44:11The Fat Electrician?

  It's ungodly heavy and like.

• 44:13Speaker 02

  Just mountain carry heavy shit.

• 44:14The Fat Electrician?

  I know. So many people like Pewview hates it. I fucking love the ACOG. Pewview hates it. I love the ACOG.

• 44:22Speaker 02

  Why does he hate it?

• 44:22The Fat Electrician?

  I relief isn't that great on it, but it's just like.

• 44:25Speaker 04

  I relief isn't great on the 556 one. The 762 one, like the 308 version, much better.

• 44:30The Fat Electrician?

  Is it?

• 44:30Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 44:32The Fat Electrician?

  But I mean, like what it doesn't take batteries. It doesn't it just works. It's fucking indestructible. And it's like, I don't, I don't care how durable you make that new optic with the rangefinder and all the bullshit in it. Like the motherfuckers gonna break. Though you're gonna get in a firefight and it's gonna be like you need to update the software or some shit like every time.

• 44:53Speaker 04

  Oh, that would be a motherfuck.

• 44:56The Fat Electrician?

  That's exactly what would happen.

• 44:57Speaker 04

  You get the, oh, I'm sorry. You need the software update. Thirty four more minutes before you can use your optic.

• 45:04The Fat Electrician?

  That's what's gonna happen.

• 45:05Speaker 04

  Oh, I'm sorry. You disconnected from wifi. We gotta reset it all over again.

• 45:09The Fat Electrician?

  Be so pissed. It's that. I don't like it. It's also heavy as shit.

• 45:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:15The Fat Electrician?

  I have, I have a fuck. So go ahead.

• 45:18Speaker 05

  I saw fucked him in World War Z. Yeah.

• 45:21Speaker 04

  What?

• 45:22Speaker 05

  They were relying on optics that had to update and like do all this modern shit.

• 45:28The Fat Electrician?

  You're talking about the book, right?

• 45:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 45:30The Fat Electrician?

  Okay.

• 45:30Speaker 05

  The book.

• 45:32Speaker 04

  That's, that's part of, I, I read that like a long time ago. I don't remember anything like that. They.

• 45:37Speaker 05

  Yeah. So the, the army relied heavily on optics that like went into your command and everyone had like VR optics. And they're like trying to figure out what everyone's doing in the battlefield. And that's why World War C that like, that's why the Battle of Yonkers failed.

• 45:53Speaker 04

  No shit.

• 45:53Speaker 05

  Yeah. Cause, cause everyone was relying on these like super futuristic optics.

• 45:58Speaker 04

  Considering that came out in what, like two thousand seven? It's a little ahead of its time.

• 46:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:04Speaker 04

  Now we use drone warfare.

• 46:08Speaker 04

  Manmade horrors beyond your comprehension.

• 46:10The Fat Electrician?

  I know this is unpopular, but it's always just like, oh, we might have an enemy that has body armor. And it's like, I mean, they have head armor? Like, we can figure it out. You know what I'm saying? Like.

• 46:21Speaker 04

  I mean, that and even like in policing and everything else, like everybody's going for pelvis meta now, like pelvic bowl.

• 46:27The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 46:31Speaker 04

  Can't armor your cock.

• 46:32Speaker 05

  Well, I mean, that's not a widely adopted thing these days, but like, like when I went to SWAT school, that's what they taught. It's like, shoot them in the fucking dick. You're gonna go down.

• 46:43The Fat Electrician?

  You break into my house. That's what I'm doing. It's fucking 12 gauge pelvis.

• 46:46Speaker 05

  Yeah. Start with the pelvis and then work up to the head. That's.

• 46:51The Fat Electrician?

  I'm not around.

• 46:52Speaker 05

  That's, that's the actual meta.

• 46:54The Fat Electrician?

  I've got a semi-auto shotgun with a suppressor and earmuffs next to my bed.

• 47:00Speaker 02

  I have a whole bunch of surprises for my bets I get to choose.

• 47:05Speaker 04

  The fucking eight, six boombox. And again, it's, it's all pelvis.

• 47:09The Fat Electrician?

  Too much penetration.

• 47:11Speaker 04

  I know.

• 47:13The Fat Electrician?

  It's, it's too much. That was the only round.

• 47:15Speaker 04

  I've never heard anyone complain about that, so.

• 47:19The Fat Electrician?

  Me and Demo Matt did it. It was eight, six and 50 cal. We're the only ones that shot through the neighbor's house.

• 47:25Speaker 04

  Which is why you aim low.

• 47:27Speaker 02

  Have you ever woke up and felt like your mattress punched you in your sleep?

• 47:32The Fat Electrician?

  I still think it was my wife, but yeah.

• 47:33Speaker 05

  Eli, do you have the mattress?

• 47:35The Fat Electrician?

  Right here.

• 47:36Speaker 05

  A pillow?

• 47:37The Fat Electrician?

  No, that's an Eli sized mattress. Exactly.

• 47:41Speaker 05

  Eli, can I fill the pillow?

• 47:42The Fat Electrician?

  Of course.

• 47:46Speaker 05

  It's so soft.

• 47:48Speaker 02

  Ghostbed just launched their brand new mattress line.

• 47:50The Fat Electrician?

  Every mattress comes with a 20 to 25 year warranty and a 101 night trial period where if you don't like it, you can send it back. I don't know how many stamps it takes, but you could do it.

• 48:01The Fat Electrician?

  Are you tired of your mail carrier liking you?

• 48:03Speaker 04

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• 48:12Speaker 02

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• 48:16The Fat Electrician?

  When you use code unsubscribe and then you get to think about us every time you lay in bed.

• 48:20Speaker 04

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• 48:21Speaker 02

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• 48:23Speaker 05

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• 48:31Speaker 02

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• 48:41Speaker 04

  That's ghostbed.com slash unsubscribe.

• 48:44The Fat Electrician?

  Sleep better, stay cooler, or Cody's gonna.

• 48:46Speaker 05

  I'll eat your.

• 48:49The Fat Electrician?

  Ghostbed.com.

• 48:50Speaker 05

  How's fucking Matt doing? You guys talked to him recently?

• 48:53The Fat Electrician?

  Oh Demo. He was at our last Christmas.

• 48:56Speaker 04

  Actually, yeah, he was on the last Christmas episode, I think.

• 48:59The Fat Electrician?

  Let me text him real quick.

• 49:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:02The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, we missed him.

• 49:03Speaker 04

  Do you want to just wish him a Merry Christmas real quick?

• 49:05Speaker 02

  Give me FaceTime?

• 49:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:07Speaker 02

  FaceTime.

• 49:08Speaker 04

  You know, he retired to step away from this internet bullshit to spend time with his family. Let's interrupt that.

• 49:12Speaker 05

  Wow. How, how horrible of him.

• 49:16Speaker 04

  Let's interrupt that piece he just acquired.

• 49:21The Fat Electrician?

  It's okay, we can bring him back. I have faith.

• 49:24Speaker 02

  Do whatever he does next. He but he's enjoying it like talking to him last time it was just enjoying relaxing, chilling, doing his thing.

• 49:34The Fat Electrician?

  He'll he'll get over it. I want to come back.

• 49:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, I talked to him about a month ago and he's just like chilling with his kids, just having a good time.

• 49:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, cuz and he said he's got so much stuff too from the YouTube side, like whether it's selling like the old cars and stuff like that he used for the channel like just random bullshit like. You know how our lives go, like everything's so sporadic. It's like if you ever quit doing this. You'd have to have a couple of months just to iron everything out and figure out where everything is anyway.

• 50:00Speaker 05

  What are you doing, motherfucker?

• 50:06Speaker 04

  Who's this guy?

• 50:07Speaker 02

  House elf.

• 50:08Speaker 04

  Whatever.

• 50:09Speaker 02

  House elf.

• 50:10Speaker 04

  I think he is. Did you say something?

• 50:12Speaker 02

  I think it'd be the.

• 50:16Speaker 02

  I think he's going to appreciate when he comes back. I think he's gonna have that. It's gonna be like, oh, I need to get back into the flow of this. And then hop back to it or do uh, what's it called? Who was that?

• 50:30Speaker 04

  Oh, Outdoor Boys?

• 50:31Speaker 05

  Outdoor.

• 50:32Speaker 02

  No.

• 50:33Speaker 04

  Oh, that?

• 50:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:35Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 50:36Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 50:37The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, the guy?

• 50:38Speaker 04

  Anybody know that guy?

• 50:39The Fat Electrician?

  I thought you guys knew that guy.

• 50:40Speaker 04

  No, I thought you did.

• 50:41Speaker 05

  Nah, he's so much.

• 50:42The Fat Electrician?

  I don't even live here.

• 50:47Speaker 04

  Anyway.

• 50:49The Fat Electrician?

  Alright.

• 50:53Speaker 02

  No, but he said uh, he might get back into when he comes back, I he might get into.

• 50:59Speaker 02

  Veterinary stuff again.

• 51:01Speaker 04

  Oh, that'd be kinda.

• 51:02Speaker 05

  You think he's gonna come back?

• 51:05The Fat Electrician?

  I was. I I'm not gonna say I had much success, but I was trying to sweet talk cuz he was like, he really liked doing the uh. Like the surgery stuff for animals, like where you could do it for free and put it on YouTube before they got more strict with like monetization rules and what he was allowed to show. And he misses that a lot. And I was like, I mean. I have a platform. I'll let you upload it.

• 51:26Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 51:27The Fat Electrician?

  And he's like, oh. So I was trying to sweet talk him into it. I don't I don't think he took it, but I was trying.

• 51:34Speaker 05

  It's a good idea.

• 51:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, no matter what, the first thing he ever does if he makes a comeback of any kind, whether it's the gun stuff, I know he was kind of like kind of fading out of that a little bit like the love, there wasn't like the love affair with guns toward the end, which is understandable. The first video he has to do back, he has to make that rip on John Wick like, yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

• 51:57Speaker 05

  It's a good idea.

• 51:57Speaker 02

  You trying to get me to kill his dog?

• 52:00Speaker 04

  Well, then he can save it. Then he can save it as a veterinarian.

• 52:05Speaker 02

  I wake up with a bag over my head and Demo standing over me, he's like, where's Nick? I'm like, God damn it, dude. Nick did it. Let me text.

• 52:14Speaker 05

  The gang brings Demo back.

• 52:17Speaker 02

  Nick sends his regards.

• 52:19Speaker 04

  Why are you going after my boy? Well, sir, he uh stole Matt Karik's car, shot his dog.

• 52:30Speaker 02

  Oh, man. Oh, Mr. Nick, what is something you're getting for the kiddos? I know the kids are gonna want a bunch of Christmas presents.

• 52:37The Fat Electrician?

  Ask my wife.

• 52:40The Fat Electrician?

  I don't do shopping.

• 52:41Speaker 02

  Well, they have to have something. We're like, Dad, I want this. Like, I know last year you got him the ninja, the OG, what were they called, like the pirate?

• 52:49The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, like the play school Pirates Castle set? Yeah, I got that last year. I don't know, I only, the only thing I really buy for him is I buy him like old gaming stuff, so like, they have old game boys. So I buy them, I like go to GameStop and buy 15 year old Game Boy games.

• 53:07Speaker 05

  That's a fucking cool ass present.

• 53:08The Fat Electrician?

  That's all they're allowed to play, is old Game Boy stuff.

• 53:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, cuz, cuz my boy's 16, so I don't know what to give him other than a punch in the face. So, that's, that's, yeah, I never even thought about that.

• 53:21The Fat Electrician?

  Have you seen the, the new Game Boys?

• 53:24Speaker 05

  The ones that play like 15,000 different games?

• 53:27The Fat Electrician?

  No, no, no, um, uh, what's, what's the, the meta guy's name? Palmer Lucky?

• 53:36The Fat Electrician?

  It's like retro mod retro mod retro like this is not sponsored by the way I don't have one I don't know how it is whatever um but they're like advertising the shit out of it on social media right now he basically he basically made an OG game boy color but he made it out of like it's like some fancy aluminum and it's got like an actual sapphire crystal for a screen and it plays just game boy and game boy color games

• 54:00Speaker 04

  no shit

• 54:00The Fat Electrician?

  it's like 200 some odd dollars and it's like a super high end game boy color

• 54:05Speaker 04

  I fucking love it was cool I love Palmer because he's involved in like such a variety of crazy shit

• 54:11The Fat Electrician?

  yeah he's he's he's re releasing the game boy color 30 years after it came out also he's trying to make more javelin missiles for the United States military like

• 54:20Speaker 04

  radically involved with the military industrial complex he'll he'll like text me about crazy he's working on and also he's like oh yeah by the way like and then we start talking about game boys it's it's kinda cool

• 54:33The Fat Electrician?

  oh you know him

• 54:34Speaker 04

  uh I wouldn't say like we're we're tight but I we talk

• 54:36The Fat Electrician?

  let's get some unsub ones going

• 54:38Speaker 04

  oh dude we need to have him on unsub

• 54:40The Fat Electrician?

  yes yes

• 54:42Speaker 04

  Palmer if you're out there I would love to have you on unsub also sweet mullet his it is that's the funniest part to me that is a check out his Twitter go on X and and check out his uh his profile picture and like uh cover art have you seen that

• 55:00The Fat Electrician?

  no

• 55:01Speaker 04

  I have never heard of this dude

• 55:01Speaker 04

  he is the funniest billionaire

• 55:05Speaker 04

  where did he so where did he get his money from Oculus mod and

• 55:14Speaker 04

  yeah like he he I think he founded Oculus and like just uh he's bunch involved in a bunch of crazy shit but he's a he seems like a like a 16 year old billionaire kind of in the same way as Jared like Jared Isaacson

• 55:27The Fat Electrician?

  yeah

• 55:27Speaker 04

  where just like oh like looking around his aircraft hangar and like his uh Star Wars themed cantina you're like you know what if I became a billionaire at 16 absolutely yes I would also have a grand theft auto fucking hangar of fighter jets and a Star Wars cantina as my personal bar

• 55:45Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, he's big into the defense industry.

• 55:47Speaker 05

  Well, shit, we haven't talked about that either. Fucking Jared.

• 55:51Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, that's right.

• 55:52Speaker 05

  Damn. Yeah. Since the last time that we had a podcast, we haven't discussed that.

• 55:57Speaker 04

  I, I, I kind of felt bad about that because we, we went to his hangar and we did that, uh, episode with Tim Sheehy and Jared and everything like that.

• 56:04Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 56:06Speaker 04

  But what we didn't say, what, what happened in between us filming that episode, recovering the lost footage and everything like that. And uploading it is Jared got, uh, re-nominated by Trump to be the head of NASA.

• 56:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:18Speaker 04

  So he's in the middle of this.

• 56:20Speaker 05

  Right?

• 56:21Speaker 04

  Yeah. The, he's in the middle of his, uh, senate hearing right now, actually, as we speak, I'm pretty sure. Or it's, they're, they're moving forward as, uh, excuse me, his confirmation in the senate.

• 56:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. Two days ago, senate panel advances nominee in his second run to lead NASA.

• 56:34The Fat Electrician?

  So I don't know him as well as you guys do, but isn't he like, he's not in like very involved in like politics. He's just been like, he made a ton of money doing aerospace stuff.

• 56:43Speaker 05

  Yeah. He just.

• 56:43Speaker 02

  No, no, not aerospace.

• 56:46The Fat Electrician?

  Okay. Sorry.

• 56:47Speaker 02

  Stripe.

• 56:48Speaker 04

  No, uh, no, it was, uh, shift four pay.

• 56:50Speaker 02

  Shift four.

• 56:51The Fat Electrician?

  Okay. But ever since then, he's been like heavily involved in aerospace stuff and like fighter jets and all that.

• 56:56Speaker 05

  Yeah. He, he just loves the aerospace industry.

• 56:59The Fat Electrician?

  So like, he's like somebody that's actually qualified to do the job.

• 57:02Speaker 04

  Yeah. Not only, he's been to space twice and he's like, one of the only civilians to ever do a space.

• 57:06The Fat Electrician?

  But that's the point I'm saying, like, I almost feel bad for anybody that's like actually qualified for a job that just gets nominated by Trump because they're going to get dragged through the mud for no other reason than the fact.

• 57:15Speaker 02

  And it was that guy that nominated.

• 57:16Speaker 05

  Tried to drag him through the mud just because like you're friends with Trump, you're friends with Elon and all that shit. But to, to be honest, he, he's one of the most intelligent men I've ever met in my life. That like, he's a real one.

• 57:30Speaker 04

  He's alarmingly intelligent, but he's also incredibly humble. Like for being a billionaire who's got like, we're at his place full of fighter jets and all this cool shit he's got going on. You just think he works there.

• 57:41Speaker 02

  And the best part.

• 57:42Speaker 04

  Like he's super chill.

• 57:43Speaker 02

  The company founded in 1999 by then 16 year old Jared Isaacman.

• 57:50Speaker 04

  He's a four.

• 57:51Speaker 02

  Fucking genius. So anything that does, uh, he was the one who was like, oh, there's no process, ways to process from the internet to businesses. I'll just do that. And then his dad would drive him to the locations and then present the information because he was 16. So it's like, oh, Dad, you just do the pitch. I'll do the backend and then you're just taking me around. I think that's what he said. It was like, yeah, I was kind of just sitting in the room. He's like, oh, my son had to come along. That was it.

• 58:20Speaker 04

  Damn. Brad, like he's, he's, he's been involved in a lot and they, they did, they did all the like, um, not, I'm gonna, not gonna say all of it, but they did a lot of like OP-4 stuff for the Air Force.

• 58:30The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I knew that.

• 58:30Speaker 04

  Yeah. Uh, what is it?

• 58:32The Fat Electrician?

  He has like the only, like some of the only MiGs or something that the US has, he owns them. So they use it. He like gets contracted by the government so they can get looks at these different aircrafts.

• 58:42Speaker 04

  The MiG 29, which I believe is their Gen 4 fighter. Um, he did have like the only one. Now I think he's got like three.

• 58:50Speaker 02

  He has the only three. Still has the only.

• 58:53The Fat Electrician?

  Potato, potato.

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• 59:21Speaker 04

  It's, it's fucking wild. And the guy, you could just tell, like, he just has such a passion for both space and flying. Like he just, that's his tism, man. It's just like me with guns.

• 59:31The Fat Electrician?

  Can we get, can we get him and a flat-earther on the same podcast? I feel like that could be exciting.

• 59:35Speaker 04

  I made a joke about that with him. I was just like, so how many times have you been, you have you been to space? Okay, this, this many times, including your spacewalk. Okay, cool. So, uh, how much is the New World Order paying you to lie about space?

• 59:49Speaker 04

  Cause you know, there are people, I'm surprised, I didn't really see that in the comments, but you know, there are people that are like.

• 59:53The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, 100%.

• 59:56Speaker 02

  He did two spacewalks. Didn't he join the Navy or Air Force also, which is really cool? Or he went to college to get something and then order to?

• 1:00:09Speaker 04

  Jared?

• 1:00:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, I swear to God, he was talking about that.

• 1:00:12Speaker 04

  Not off the top of my head. I don't know.

• 1:00:15Speaker 02

  I mean, you read this, it's just insane. He has done so much.

• 1:00:18Speaker 04

  He is.

• 1:00:19Speaker 02

  Twenty nine is the 12th largest fighting fleet, 12th largest air force in the world, and he's privately owned.

• 1:00:28Speaker 04

  Private citizen.

• 1:00:29Speaker 02

  And brother.

• 1:00:30Speaker 04

  In my opinion, for whatever that's worth, the guy is horrifically overqualified to be head of NASA. It's probably the most qualified director of NASA we've ever had. And yeah, no, I'm just, I'm happy to see him renominated. That's really cool.

• 1:00:44Speaker 02

  Yes, anyone, those are the individuals you want running it because don't worry about him getting corrupt. He's the one he donated like, what, 270 million to the space camp?

• 1:00:54Speaker 04

  Well, it wasn't just space camp. It was that and like St. Jude's.

• 1:00:58Speaker 02

  That's a separate one.

• 1:00:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, St. Jude. I don't know what it was for the space camp itself, but I don't know the specifics on the numbers, but he donated a shitload of money because that's one of the reasons why he took the, um, it was inspiration for, uh, that whole project of going to space. Uh, that's, that's where that came from. That was a partnership with St. Jude's. It's cool art.

• 1:01:16Speaker 02

  That was it. Yep.

• 1:01:17Speaker 04

  Are the guy nominated for, uh, you know, director of NASA has a Netflix documentary about taking a crew of astronauts to space for a cancer charity. It's like, yeah, okay, that's a good pick.

• 1:01:29Speaker 02

  Raise over 250 million to St. Jude's. The space camp, I want to say it was like 180 or 270, and it was because.

• 1:01:37Speaker 04

  Teehee? Uh, Sheehy.

• 1:01:39Speaker 02

  Sheehy.

• 1:01:39Speaker 04

  Senator Tim Sheehy.

• 1:01:40Speaker 02

  Tim, yeah, Tim is like, hey, I have a friend. This is going to close down. They need some donations. Can you help? He's like, yeah, I got it. And then donated.

• 1:01:49Speaker 04

  Here's a GDP of a small country.

• 1:01:50Speaker 02

  Yeah. And you're like, yeah, we're good forever. Ever. Okay.

• 1:01:56Speaker 04

  Put it in a savings account. The residual interest is enough.

• 1:02:01Speaker 02

  Fucking insane. That's that next level of donation. Jesus. We've donated a million dollars.

• 1:02:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're like for, for autism and veteran charities. We're like a million dollars is really cool. And he's like, oh, that's a great start. Just like Eddie from the boys. That's a nice starter watch.

• 1:02:20Speaker 04

  Good for you, little man.

• 1:02:22Speaker 02

  Appreciate that, bud.

• 1:02:30The Fat Electrician?

  My mom has a sock like that.

• 1:02:35The Fat Electrician?

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• 1:02:49Speaker 05

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• 1:02:50Speaker 04

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• 1:02:52The Fat Electrician?

  Guys, it's got a headlight.

• 1:02:54Speaker 02

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• 1:02:57The Fat Electrician?

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• 1:03:27The Fat Electrician?

  That's a good beat.

• 1:03:28Speaker 04

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• 1:03:30The Fat Electrician?

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• 1:03:33Speaker 02

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• 1:03:36Speaker 04

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• 1:03:39The Fat Electrician?

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• 1:03:49The Fat Electrician?

  That's 15% off plus free shipping at manscaped.com/ unsub and use code unsub. Because nothing says I care like a well groomed man. Nick, what, uh, any new videos you've worked on lately? Uh, I just did a video on Frank Luke, Best Fighter Pilot of World War I, and another video on Colonel Sanders.

• 1:04:10Speaker 04

  Oh, I know where this is going.

• 1:04:12The Fat Electrician?

  Wait, no, you don't. I promise you, you don't know.

• 1:04:15Speaker 04

  I promise you, I have an idea. Was it his shootout?

• 1:04:18The Fat Electrician?

  That was one of many things.

• 1:04:21Speaker 04

  Okay, I love that.

• 1:04:23Speaker 02

  You yell dog.

• 1:04:25The Fat Electrician?

  When's this video come out?

• 1:04:26Speaker 04

  Uh, the, before Christmas, right before Christmas. When is yours?

• 1:04:30The Fat Electrician?

  It's after the live shows, alright?

• 1:04:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:32The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, this is like the 20th right?

• 1:04:34The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, we can go over it.

• 1:04:37The Fat Electrician?

  Colonel Harland Sanders was born in the 1800s and his father died at a young age. So his mother was working in a tomato factory. So at the age of five, he basically had to raise his four younger siblings and that's where he got his passion for cooking. And then when he was 12, his mother remarried and he didn't get along with his stepfather. So at the age of 12, he said, fuck you, and he left home and he began doing manual labor jobs on farms and railways. And then he falsified his birth certificate to join the United States Army, went to Cuba and then came back and started working for the railroad.

• 1:05:14The Fat Electrician?

  And he cussed like a sailor after serving in the military and kept getting fired from the railroad for beating the shit out of people repeatedly. Over and over and over again and married a girl. They had a couple of kids and then, how old is he right now? He's like 18.

• 1:05:34The Fat Electrician?

  Married a girl, had a couple of kids and kept getting fired, bouncing around from job to job. And eventually his wife is like, I'm not dealing with this guy getting, getting fired all the time. I'm going to leave him. So he gets a letter while he's on the road and working for the railroad because he like got fired, but got another job and gets this letter that, you know, his wife left him, gave up their house and gave away all the furniture. And in his autobiography, he's like oddly mad about the furniture. Like he's like the getting rid of his furniture was like on par with taking his kids. Like he's like, she gave away my furniture and the kids and she didn't have any right to give away my furniture. Like it's really upset about the furniture for some reason. But he can't do anything about the furniture. He can still do something about the kids.

• 1:06:16The Fat Electrician?

  So he fucking goes and like concocts a plan that he's going to kidnap his kids. And I believe in his autobiography, he says, and I quote, although I didn't really see it as kidnapping because they was mine. So he goes to his father in law's, yeah. So he goes to his father in law's house and he's just like out in the woods. Obviously he wasn't wearing the white suit, but in my head, he's wearing the white suit like out in the pile of leaves in the woods. Like waiting for his kids to come out to play. He's like 22. I picture him still with white hair, mustache, fat, 18, 12, doesn't matter. That's Colonel Sanders.

• 1:06:47Speaker 04

  Bring out my kids before I give you the 11 secret herbs and spices.

• 1:06:52The Fat Electrician?

  A hundred percent. The kids never come out to play and he's like, oh, fuck it. I'm just gonna go up to the door. So he goes up to the door, like knocks, his father-in-law opens it. It's like, oh, hey, Harland. How's it going? It's like, uh, good. So he like goes in the house and they like make small talk for a little bit. And he's like, go ahead.

• 1:07:11Speaker 02

  It's just the dad looking out and you just see Colonel Sanders peeking out from a tree and they're like going back.

• 1:07:19The Fat Electrician?

  It's like Slender Man.

• 1:07:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly. It's like, what the fuck's he doing out in the woods?

• 1:07:23The Fat Electrician?

  So he like goes chicken static.

• 1:07:27The Fat Electrician?

  He like goes in and like has small talk with his father-in-law and his like soon to be ex-wife for a little while. And eventually he's like, I don't know what to do. So he just kind of like gets up. He's like, all right, well, I'm gonna leave. And she's like, well, where are you going? He's like, I got a job in Illinois with the railroad. And she's like, nah, you better stay here with me. And then they just stayed married for another 37 fucking years.

• 1:07:48The Fat Electrician?

  And he just relentlessly cheats on her. He called it tomcatting, but he was everybody. So. Tomcatting? That's what he called it. All right.

• 1:07:57Speaker 02

  So I mean, it makes sense.

• 1:07:58Speaker 05

  That's a southern term. That's. Tomcat. That boy's a tomcat.

• 1:08:03The Fat Electrician?

  Cat, tomcats go out.

• 1:08:04Speaker 05

  It's an old southern term.

• 1:08:06The Fat Electrician?

  What is it? It's like that old school mentality of like, it's not cheating if it's different zip codes. Yeah, I guess. Back in the day where you could like go 12 miles down the road and have a whole different family and nobody'd ever fucking know. Yeah. Which happened a lot more than people. Trust me, as a guy that reads World War II memoirs, I get it. I've heard like the amount of people that were like, yeah, his first child is actually named after his girlfriend from France, like all kinds of shit like that. But, uh, so doesn't have to kidnap his kids, gets his family back, keeps work for the railroad, gets fired at some point. He's like, I'm gonna become a lawyer. So he does like correspondence, which is like through the mail. Basically, you could become a lawyer back in the day. It's like online school, but analog, essentially.

• 1:08:50The Fat Electrician?

  So it becomes a lawyer through the mail and then ends up losing his law license because he beats the fuck out of his own client in court.

• 1:08:58Speaker 04

  In court?

• 1:08:58The Fat Electrician?

  In court.

• 1:08:59Speaker 04

  Oh, man.

• 1:09:00The Fat Electrician?

  Him and his client got into an altercation. He beat the shit out of him, lost his law license. So then he becomes a salesman for Michelin tires. And that's going good. He becomes like the regional sales guy for the South. And then he loses his job because he's driving across a bridge and the bridge collapses. And it totals his car and he can't afford a new car. So they're like, well, if you can't sell, if you don't use our tires, you can't be a tire salesman, you're fired. So they fired him instead of just giving him a new car. I don't know why it happened.

• 1:09:29Speaker 04

  Also, very bad luck.

• 1:09:32Speaker 05

  The fuck, we're still talking about Colonel Sanders, right?

• 1:09:34The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:09:35Speaker 04

  I feel like they're just looking for an excuse to fire him at that.

• 1:09:37The Fat Electrician?

  He was a very disagreeable person.

• 1:09:39Speaker 04

  It sounds like.

• 1:09:40Speaker 02

  He fought his client in court and lost his law license that took forever.

• 1:09:47Speaker 04

  Like Nick said, disagreeable.

• 1:09:50The Fat Electrician?

  So, uh, he, he fucking is like living in a small town, Kentucky, doesn't have a car. So he hitchhikes to the big, like the next big city, uh, I think it was Louisville. And he's hitchhiking there and the first motherfucker to pick him up is like, oh, did you want to run my gas station? And he's like, sure, why not?

• 1:10:10Speaker 04

  So I know where this part goes.

• 1:10:11The Fat Electrician?

  Running this gas station. And it's like, it's competitive. So he starts selling food. It becomes really popular. And then the

• 1:10:20Speaker 05

  So he just stops at a gas station and the dude's like,

• 1:10:22The Fat Electrician?

  No, it was a hit. He was hitchhiking and the dude that picked him up over the gas station was looking for somebody to run the gas station.

• 1:10:29Speaker 02

  Even more wild to me.

• 1:10:30The Fat Electrician?

  So he's like, yeah, I could run a gas station. It's like 1930, 1929. So he starts running this gas station, starts offering food. This is like, kind of where the food thing really picks up, but then, uh, eventually he, the Great Depression happens, puts that gas station out of business, but he did such a good job that Shell gets ahold of him. It was like, hey, we know you did a good job. We have a gas station that's like right on the interstate that's going to stay open through the Great Depression. We want you to run it. And he's like, okay, cool. So he goes there, starts doing the same thing. He's like serving food. He's selling gas, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, he wanted to, you know, be competitive. He wanted to be the best gas station around. So he started putting up signs for, you know, like fucking whatever Shell gas station, we serve food, blah, blah, blah.

• 1:11:11The Fat Electrician?

  Well, rural Kentucky in 1930, people kept shooting up the fucking signs so much you couldn't read them. So then he started paying farmers to put murals on the side of their barns because people wouldn't shoot a farmer's barn. Cause farmers shoot back.

• 1:11:24Speaker 04

  Is that the inception of that?

• 1:11:26The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:27Speaker 04

  Cause I remember growing up in the South, like you just saw that shit everywhere in like the rural South.

• 1:11:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, driving through North and South Carolina, everyone has advertisements on their barns.

• 1:11:36The Fat Electrician?

  That's the inception, cause people shot up signs.

• 1:11:39Speaker 04

  No shit.

• 1:11:40The Fat Electrician?

  That's and people won't shoot up a barn because they don't want to kill anybody or get shot at back. So that's where that kind of started.

• 1:11:46Speaker 04

  I never thought about that.

• 1:11:48The Fat Electrician?

  One of the other gas stations in town started going and paying the farmers to paint over his advertisements. And he was getting pissed off. So then one, Colonel Sanders goes to this guy's gas station and tells him, I believe the direct quote is, I will blow your fucking head off. If you keep painting over my signs. And then Shell has two representatives come to like, see what he's doing because his gas station's going so well. And while the Shell representatives are there, the employee comes in and tells him like, Colonel, fucking what's his dick that runs a gas station's painting over your sign right now on this road? And Colonel and the two Shell executives get their guns and go confront him.

• 1:12:24Speaker 04

  And this one, I will add the context, this was in 1931 is when this happened. And that was the quote that I knew about the exact quote.

• 1:12:35Speaker 04

  Well, you yell a dog. I see you're smearing that sign again, is what starts a gunfight.

• 1:12:41The Fat Electrician?

  The dude pulls a gun and shoots and kills one of the Shell executives. So then Colonel Sanders shoots him and drops him. And Colonel Sanders gets away with self-defense and this guy gets convicted of murder and later gets assassinated in prison by the Shell executives' family.

• 1:12:58Speaker 04

  I didn't know that part.

• 1:12:59The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:00Speaker 05

  It do be like that.

• 1:13:02The Fat Electrician?

  So then, uh, and then there, he basically takes over the entire area. And I guess it was like a really rough area of Kentucky because there were so many bootleggers and stuff and like crime going on. And there's like other, there's multiple accounts of him confronting people trying to steal gas like in his underwear with a shotgun. Like Colonel Sanders was just running shit apparently at this point in time.

• 1:13:24Speaker 04

  This guy, this feels like, uh, you know, they do that, uh, to like mascots of, you know, children's cereal and shit where they give them the prison tats and a gun.

• 1:13:32The Fat Electrician?

  No, it's legit.

• 1:13:33Speaker 04

  That, that's what this sounds like. You're, you're making a fucking gangster back. Backstory for Colonel Sanders.

• 1:13:38The Fat Electrician?

  So eventually he owns the gas station and then he ends up making more money on the food than he was on the gas. So he's like, I'm just gonna open a restaurant. He opens a hundred and forty seat restaurant and then that goes really good. So then he opens up a motel right next to the restaurant. And he's doing that for a while. And then at the restaurant, he hires some new hot chick and then divorces his wife and marries her instead. And then they stay married for the rest of their life and he like.

• 1:14:06Speaker 02

  That's what my Tom cat and stop.

• 1:14:08The Fat Electrician?

  He's so, he's so good.

• 1:14:10Speaker 04

  Can you imagine staying at the KFC motel?

• 1:14:14Speaker 02

  Also, what a wild jump is like this chicken is doing really good. I'mma start a hotel next door.

• 1:14:24The Fat Electrician?

  So the, he, his restaurant is so popular, like real fried chicken, like actual like southern fried chicken. You have to cook in like a cast iron skillet. So you can only do like so many pieces at a time and it takes like half an hour. So he like perfects how to do it inside of a pressure cooker. So he can make mass quantities, but it's still good. Because deep frying it just isn't the same, I guess. So he figures that out and then his fucking restaurant and motel both burned down. He rebuilds it. They burn down again. He rebuilds it again. And then the county reroutes the highway away from his business and puts him under. And this is like when he's sixty five. So he goes out of business sixty five. He's dead ass broke.

• 1:15:05The Fat Electrician?

  And he basically goes on the road with his pressure cooker and his secret blend of herbs and spices in the trunk. And him and his wife live in their car for three years as he travels the country, going to like restaurants that are failing. And is like, hey, I'll teach you how to make this chicken. I'll make the, my secret recipe for you for breading and send it to you. And you have to pay me four cents for every piece of chicken that you sell. And he goes all over the country and in three years, I think he signs up like four hundred franchisees.

• 1:15:37Speaker 02

  No shit.

• 1:15:37The Fat Electrician?

  And this is when he's sixty five, living in his car.

• 1:15:40Speaker 02

  Which is Also, I love how motivating that is because homeboy is sixty five. I'd be like, fuck dude.

• 1:15:48Speaker 02

  Government fucked me over. I had a great road, then they built this highway thing.

• 1:15:52Speaker 04

  And you didn't build a kill dozer?

• 1:15:55Speaker 04

  Seems like a missed opportunity, frankly, but

• 1:15:57The Fat Electrician?

  So

• 1:15:58Speaker 04

  We'll see where this, we'll see where this goes.

• 1:16:00The Fat Electrician?

  Some of the franchises still end up failing, even though they have Colonel Sanders chicken. So he hires this guy named Dave to go in there and like, simplify the menu, like streamline the business, show them how to run a proper restaurant. And Dave would, Colonel Sanders pays Dave a bunch of money for like saving like ten of these franchises. So he gives them like a big chunk of money and that guy takes that money to open up his own burger place and names it after his daughter Wendy.

• 1:16:28Speaker 02

  No shit.

• 1:16:29The Fat Electrician?

  I swear to God.

• 1:16:30Speaker 02

  Get the fuck out of here. The fuck dude?

• 1:16:33Speaker 04

  I feel like we all just did like the gay redditor like Avengers crossover.

• 1:16:38Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:16:40Speaker 04

  So he's Anime and then his daughter named Wendy.

• 1:16:45The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:46Speaker 04

  Yeah. And we're like

• 1:16:49Speaker 04

  We all did the Funko Pop stare at Nick.

• 1:16:53The Fat Electrician?

  So that happened and then, uh, that's crazy. They work together.

• 1:16:56Speaker 04

  He was thinking that because I'm like, now I know it's like Dave's double, whatever. Yeah. Dave. I'm like, I know this name affiliated with fast food.

• 1:17:04Speaker 02

  No shit.

• 1:17:05The Fat Electrician?

  So that happened and then eventually like some other shit happens. He ends up, uh, selling the business for two million dollars and a contract to be the like lifetime spokesperson for KFC. And

• 1:17:17Speaker 02

  This is what year too, because

• 1:17:19The Fat Electrician?

  He's like in his late seventies.

• 1:17:20Speaker 02

  But what year is this? Like sixties?

• 1:17:23The Fat Electrician?

  Fucking sixties, seventies, somewhere in there.

• 1:17:25Speaker 02

  Two million is a fuck ton of like a metric shit ton of money.

• 1:17:29The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:30Speaker 04

  Two million now is a lot of money. Two million then is a load.

• 1:17:34The Fat Electrician?

  So he basically becomes a spokesperson for KFC and they go public. They were like the second restaurant to go public after McDonald's.

• 1:17:46The Fat Electrician?

  Like it was a big deal. So because they went public, all they care about is shareholders and like the next profit margins. So they started fucking up all of his recipes and it was like a spoken handshake deal. You weren't going to alter his recipes. So like they fucked up his gravy and then they came out with the extra crispy chicken and he was like super pissed about it. He was, he was known for going into random KFCs, trying the gravy and then just spiking the entire meal on the floor. And he's like, he, he cusses like a sailor. He's cussing out the people in the kitchen and shit for fucking up his recipes. Apparently all of his radio ad spots were all heavily edited because he couldn't go two sentences without saying motherfucker or goddamn like.

• 1:18:25The Fat Electrician?

  So he's doing that and he talks so much shit to the press about ruining his gravy and how shitty the new extra crispy uh chicken is. That they had to sue him to get him to stop. And the judge that's overseeing the court case is like.

• 1:18:43The Fat Electrician?

  I'm sorry, the letterhead on the opening of this document is this guy's face and you're suing, you're suing that he just like dismisses the court case.

• 1:18:51Speaker 06

  KFC versus Colonel Sanders.

• 1:18:54The Fat Electrician?

  Literally the court case is KFC versus Colonel Sanders. This dude walking in and spiking fucking gravy is amazing.

• 1:19:01Speaker 06

  He had to wear the white with the bow tie.

• 1:19:02The Fat Electrician?

  Hey you fucking. The other, the other thing is like.

• 1:19:06Speaker 06

  That wasn't even related Eli.

• 1:19:08Speaker 02

  He says that word.

• 1:19:09The Fat Electrician?

  I read.

• 1:19:11Speaker 06

  That dude, you're telling me that dude does not say that.

• 1:19:14The Fat Electrician?

  Three books on this guy and like, there was a lot of time spent because there's like, there's a lot of weird like internet conspiracy theories that he was like in the KKK. Heavily racist and stuff.

• 1:19:25Speaker 05

  I'll be honest, that looks just like my grandfather.

• 1:19:28Speaker 06

  Not helping your case.

• 1:19:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, well, you know.

• 1:19:31The Fat Electrician?

  So I read, I literally read two and a half books on this guy and a shit ton of articles and like the articles are like, he was actually really progressive for his time. He was like one of the first dudes that was out there hiring women to run entire establishments and I was like.

• 1:19:45Speaker 05

  Why would you let them have anything?

• 1:19:46The Fat Electrician?

  Because he wanted to bend them over the pressure cooker, Cody, obviously. He's still.

• 1:19:50Speaker 06

  He's a tomcat.

• 1:19:51The Fat Electrician?

  He bragged to his daughter at the age of 83 that he was still getting.

• 1:19:56Speaker 06

  Are you?

• 1:19:57The Fat Electrician?

  I swear to God.

• 1:19:58Speaker 06

  What?

• 1:19:59The Fat Electrician?

  He was bragging that he was still having sex at 83 years old.

• 1:20:02Speaker 05

  Did he ever say anything about women suffering? Cause they've been suffering for too long. We should end their suffrage.

• 1:20:10Speaker 06

  I know, dude, he looks just like my pop law.

• 1:20:14Speaker 05

  My pop all used to say, ah, he's chocolate cheese. And I feel like he would say that.

• 1:20:19The Fat Electrician?

  What does that mean? Okay, so this, this isn't true. I had to dig and like prove that this wasn't true, but there's another podcast that like went over his whole life. And in their podcast, they kind of buy into, there's a lot of internet myths that Colonel Sanders was like a prolific racist, like a KKK member and shit, which isn't true. But one of the myths was in his first original restaurant. It's a completely fabricated story. This isn't real. But this other podcast put it out and they're like in 1953 in his first restaurant, one of his customers came in and they had a pet crow that could do tricks. And it was basically like trained to go around and peck at people's shoes until you gave him a penny and he would bring it back to the owner.

• 1:21:01The Fat Electrician?

  And Colonel Sanders fell in love with it. So he bought this crow from the person and Colonel Sanders named him Jim.

• 1:21:08Speaker 05

  Ah, I was gonna say.

• 1:21:10The Fat Electrician?

  All right. Jim Crow.

• 1:21:12Speaker 05

  Yeah. Oh, yeah. We're tracking.

• 1:21:14The Fat Electrician?

  Not true, but I was like, Jesus.

• 1:21:17Speaker 04

  That was a root. That's not true.

• 1:21:18The Fat Electrician?

  No, that's not true at all. Like he wasn't a prolific racist.

• 1:21:21Speaker 04

  It's funny, but.

• 1:21:22The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, it's just, it's just weird that like, he was like the ideal southern gentleman. So like all the myths of him being like a prolific racist sprouted up.

• 1:21:30Speaker 04

  Well, that's weird. Cause like, that's, that's like, it's a funny joke, but like, where would that myth come from?

• 1:21:34The Fat Electrician?

  Just people making shit up.

• 1:21:36Speaker 04

  Reality to that.

• 1:21:36Speaker 05

  You, how he look, I literally probably how he looks.

• 1:21:39The Fat Electrician?

  You just.

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• 1:22:06The Fat Electrician?

  Make shit up on the internet and claim it's true.

• 1:22:08Speaker 05

  Wait, you can do that?

• 1:22:09The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 1:22:10Speaker 04

  Shit. We got an expert on it right here. I love how Connor looks up. He doesn't even need to fucking.

• 1:22:18Speaker 02

  Twenty two million dollars in nineteen sixty is twenty two million dollars.

• 1:22:22The Fat Electrician?

  Two, two million.

• 1:22:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, two million is twenty two million.

• 1:22:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:25Speaker 02

  Yeah. That shit.

• 1:22:27The Fat Electrician?

  But not a bad.

• 1:22:28Speaker 04

  That's from.

• 1:22:29Speaker 02

  That's retire.

• 1:22:30The Fat Electrician?

  On one hand, on one hand, it sounds like a lot like not enough money because you have like eleven hundred franchises. So like, it doesn't sound like enough money for an eleven hundred franchise business, but apparently Colonel Sanders was super old school and it was just like a handshake agreement of like, I kind of know how much chicken you can make with how much secret herbs and spices I'm sending you. You owe me four cents. Mail me a check every month. Right. So he was just getting like eleven hundred handwritten checks in the mail every month at his office and cashing them. That's when he sold the business.

• 1:23:02Speaker 05

  I just imagine if he's like four cents less, he just, he's at the back door to the establishment, flies across the country and he's just at the back door like, I didn't get my four cents today.

• 1:23:14Speaker 04

  He just, well, he just sends them the news article of him shooting a man.

• 1:23:17Speaker 02

  He's getting a quit.

• 1:23:20The Fat Electrician?

  I didn't even put this part in the video because I couldn't prove that it was true, but there was one account that he always loved to like play practical jokes on people. And KFC had like a high ranking executive that happened to be a black man. And they would like go to business meetings and stuff together because he was like the face of KFC still. And at like eighty five, he would like, as soon as they parked, he would run and get the bags out of the trunk. And he would walk in first in front of the black guy and he'd check in and be like, and this is my son, but we don't talk about that.

• 1:23:52Speaker 05

  Holy shit. Now, let's, let's be honest, this is shit we would do.

• 1:23:59Speaker 05

  You guys like fried chicken? Here's my son.

• 1:24:03Speaker 04

  Jesus. What, where did you hear this? Like you, that you couldn't confirm it, but you're like, pretty sure it's true.

• 1:24:11The Fat Electrician?

  I've heard it. It was in like several articles and it was on another podcast, but I, it wasn't anything in his autobiography. And then there's another book that was like written by an actual historian that like studied the guy and there was no mention of it there. And the place, the articles that were written weren't reputable sources and the podcast that it was in also had several other errors that I could confirm. So like, I can't confirm that that part's true, but it is funny.

• 1:24:36Speaker 04

  It's, it's headcanon for me. No.

• 1:24:38The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:38Speaker 04

  But. I think I told that on the podcast at one point, the the relationship between you were talking about the first publicly traded fast food company, I think was McDonald's.

• 1:24:48The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I think so.

• 1:24:49Speaker 04

  The relationship between, oh, God, Roy Kroc and Walt Disney.

• 1:24:58The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, you've told me about this.

• 1:24:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:25:00The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:01Speaker 04

  But to the fact that, because there was a relationship, it was, yeah, Ray Kroc, sorry, Ray Kroc and Walt Disney, because there was a relationship between McDonald's and Disney World, like later on, like that was one of the only external fast food restaurants that was allowed to have, you know, places in Disney World. Have I not told this story?

• 1:25:18The Fat Electrician?

  I don't think so.

• 1:25:19Speaker 04

  I thought I did. This is something. This is interesting. It was because Ray Kroc and Walt Disney were both ambulance drivers in World War I.

• 1:25:29The Fat Electrician?

  That's cool.

• 1:25:30Speaker 04

  So they were actually, I, I, I thought I did, because I thought I- Ernest Hemingway was as well. Really? Yeah. So Ernest Hemingway, Ray Kroc, and Walt Disney were all ambulance drivers in France in World War I. My grandfather was as well.

• 1:25:45Speaker 06

  Hemingway was in Italy.

• 1:25:46Speaker 04

  Hemingway was in Italy. Okay, I know-

• 1:25:48Speaker 06

  Italy with the Red Cross.

• 1:25:49Speaker 04

  Okay, so Hemingway was Italy, so different side of the continent, but.

• 1:25:54Speaker 04

  Did you ever tell me my grandfather was too? Really? Yeah, he was an ambulance driver in World War I. No shit?

• 1:26:01Speaker 04

  Oh, I did not know that. All right. Well, Ray Kroc, after, you know, McDonald's takes off, you know, after he allegedly, you know, I, we all watched the founder stole this company from somebody else, ended up writing a letter to Walt Disney, basically saying, hey, I don't know if you remember me, but we served together in, in Europe. I kind of have this company, this little fast food joint, I see you're doing well. If you ever want to work together, let me know. And they couldn't put it together when either of them, or excuse me, when both of them were still alive, but after they had died, there was a relationship formed, and they still have the letter that Ray Kroc wrote to Walt Disney.

• 1:26:42The Fat Electrician?

  It's who you know.

• 1:26:43Speaker 04

  That kind of like, hey, I don't know if you remember me, but I see we're both doing quite well.

• 1:26:49The Fat Electrician?

  We should work together.

• 1:26:54Speaker 02

  That's still a cool story. I love that.

• 1:26:58Speaker 02

  Any of that is that old idea and then you're just like, well, fucking, we're going to roll the dice and see how this works. I'm going to start restaurant and then a hotel next to said restaurant. Highway is going to open up super far away. I'm going to just start this, live out of my car and then sell. An ingredient.

• 1:27:15The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, also, sorry, I don't have my notes, but going back to the gas station era, after he had his own gas station, he was going around putting up signs again. I guess shooting signs fell out of popularity or something. He was putting up signs or painting barns or whatever. And he had changed from doing his own signs to just ripping down other people's and painting over theirs now. Cause this is fucking Colonel's territory. There's one account of another gas station owner confronting him to tell him to stop and he pointed a gun at him and said, get back in your car.

• 1:27:46Speaker 02

  Where did Colonel come from?

• 1:27:47The Fat Electrician?

  He's a Kentucky Colonel.

• 1:27:50Speaker 02

  All right. Who else is a Kentucky Colonel at the table?

• 1:27:56The Fat Electrician?

  Harland Sanders got it when you actually had to do something impressive.

• 1:28:02Speaker 02

  Are you not?

• 1:28:02The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 1:28:03Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:28:04Speaker 05

  Do you guys not know that?

• 1:28:05The Fat Electrician?

  The my, my last name isn't prevalent enough on the internet that anybody can just go sign me up.

• 1:28:10Speaker 02

  Fair.

• 1:28:11Speaker 05

  The governor of Kentucky made me and Brandon Colonels.

• 1:28:16The Fat Electrician?

  I'm aware.

• 1:28:17Speaker 02

  Wait, what?

• 1:28:18The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:18Speaker 02

  Do you not know that? So we're honorary Kentucky Colonels.

• 1:28:22The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, so is Rich.

• 1:28:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're Colonels.

• 1:28:24Speaker 02

  When did this happen? And so is Kentucky ballistics too.

• 1:28:27The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that makes more sense.

• 1:28:29Speaker 02

  That makes a lot more sense.

• 1:28:32Speaker 05

  Andy Boucher made me and Brandon Kentucky Colonels and yeah, and Scott. Andy, what the fuck? Yeah, us too.

• 1:28:43Speaker 02

  I'll see if I can make some calls.

• 1:28:45The Fat Electrician?

  Thanks. Thank you.

• 1:28:46Speaker 05

  I, dude, it was the weirdest thing getting to my address ever. I opened up this, this, this letter and I'm like, wait, wait, wait. Set back for a minute.

• 1:28:58The Fat Electrician?

  Secret blend of herbs and spices sprinkles out.

• 1:29:01Speaker 05

  It was like from, from the governor, Andy Boucher, you are a Kentucky Colonel and he signed it. And so like me and Brandon are Kentucky Colonels.

• 1:29:11Speaker 02

  That was the odd part. I was like, how the fuck did you find my address?

• 1:29:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, he did find our addresses.

• 1:29:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:29:18The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, you're doing.

• 1:29:19Speaker 04

  No, I this is not something we asked for. It's just something that shows up in the mail.

• 1:29:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, we we never asked for this. We just got it and was like, what the fuck is this?

• 1:29:27The Fat Electrician?

  I'm just gonna start collecting titles.

• 1:29:28Speaker 05

  I texted Brandon. I'm like, Brandon, what is this? He was like, I got one, too.

• 1:29:33The Fat Electrician?

  What's his name? Who did this?

• 1:29:34Speaker 05

  Andy Beshear.

• 1:29:35The Fat Electrician?

  The governor of Kentucky.

• 1:29:36Speaker 05

  Kentucky.

• 1:29:38Speaker 02

  Just picture I'm watching your guys' video later. I like them boys.

• 1:29:42Speaker 05

  They they very nice people over there.

• 1:29:45Speaker 02

  Andy Beshear.

• 1:29:45The Fat Electrician?

  They're colonels now. Is he still active?

• 1:29:48Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 1:29:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's that's one of the things I have hung up on my on my wall behind me when I do my videos and streams and shit.

• 1:29:55Speaker 04

  He is the sixty third governor of Kentucky, been serving since twenty nineteen.

• 1:29:59Speaker 05

  It was the most random thing ever. But yeah, I'm a Kentucky Colonel.

• 1:30:04The Fat Electrician?

  Right, it is, too. He has military rank.

• 1:30:08Speaker 04

  That's actually technically true in this case. Not not military, but like, I'm a Colonel in only the state of Kentucky.

• 1:30:14The Fat Electrician?

  I'm gonna start inter. Oh, my God.

• 1:30:17Speaker 04

  All right, we're gonna go.

• 1:30:18The Fat Electrician?

  I'm gonna start introducing Brandon as Colonel.

• 1:30:23The Fat Electrician?

  Talk to your father.

• 1:30:24Speaker 06

  Commonwealth of Kentucky, not the state of Kentucky, not the state of.

• 1:30:28The Fat Electrician?

  Why are we not? Why are we not using this in your congressional campaign?

• 1:30:31Speaker 04

  Cause it's.

• 1:30:32The Fat Electrician?

  Colonel Brandon Herrera.

• 1:30:34Speaker 02

  I love it.

• 1:30:36Speaker 05

  The name is Colonel Brandon Herrera.

• 1:30:38Speaker 04

  Very thin.

• 1:30:40The Fat Electrician?

  Why?

• 1:30:40Speaker 04

  It's objectively true. It is objectively true. You know why we're not using it.

• 1:30:45Speaker 02

  I don't.

• 1:30:46The Fat Electrician?

  That's it's not gonna stop me from introducing you as Colonel to everybody at the Pentagon from now on.

• 1:30:50Speaker 02

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:30:51Speaker 05

  How do you think that? Welcome, Merry Christmas, Brandon. You are now Colonel Medal of Honor recipient.

• 1:30:57Speaker 04

  This is the Purple Heart episode, part two, and I don't like it.

• 1:31:01The Fat Electrician?

  I'm gonna get you the Colonel rank, but it's gonna be like a fried chicken on the front.

• 1:31:07Speaker 04

  A Kentucky Fried Colonel.

• 1:31:09Speaker 02

  Fried chicken.

• 1:31:13The Fat Electrician?

  No, it's a full fried bird.

• 1:31:21Speaker 04

  God.

• 1:31:24Speaker 02

  Oh, the internet's gonna have fun with this.

• 1:31:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:31:26Speaker 02

  The key is a Colonel.

• 1:31:28Speaker 04

  It is true. I do have the paperwork. I should, I should put that up somewhere. I think it's in my spare room right now.

• 1:31:33Speaker 05

  I, I put it in my Twitter bio. It just says Kentucky Colonel.

• 1:31:37Speaker 04

  Dude, did you really?

• 1:31:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, people are probably like, oh, Kentucky Colonel. It's like, no, Andy Burscher like made me a Kentucky Colonel. I'm very proud of that. I have no idea.

• 1:31:49Speaker 02

  It's like honorary rank for the state.

• 1:31:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:31:52Speaker 02

  That's so fucking dope.

• 1:31:54Speaker 05

  So we are Kentucky Colonels, dude.

• 1:31:57Speaker 04

  The Kentucky Colonel is the highest civilian title of honor bestowed by the governor of Kentucky, recognizing individuals for significant contributions to their community, state, or nation, often for good deeds, leadership, or outstanding service, acting as ambassadors of goodwill. It's a lifetime honorary commission, not a military rank, though it originated from military tradition.

• 1:32:16Speaker 02

  All I heard was that.

• 1:32:19Speaker 05

  Moody, did you know I'm a Kentucky Colonel? Okay.

• 1:32:23Speaker 04

  How many times has he told you?

• 1:32:25Speaker 05

  Yeah. Told me I'm a Colonel.

• 1:32:28Speaker 04

  God damn it, Nick.

• 1:32:30Speaker 02

  Cody.

• 1:32:30Speaker 04

  That's very funny.

• 1:32:33Speaker 02

  Deep fried Colonel.

• 1:32:34Speaker 04

  Kentucky fried Colonel.

• 1:32:37Speaker 05

  I don't have many awards, but I take this one. I like it.

• 1:32:41Speaker 02

  How the fuck did I even know that?

• 1:32:44Speaker 02

  Oh my God, we got, we, we have to get your Sartre Major for 2026. It's honorary Sartre Major, right?

• 1:32:50Speaker 04

  I feel like Jon Snow. I don't want it.

• 1:32:52Speaker 05

  Don't want?

• 1:32:55Speaker 02

  That's why you deserve it.

• 1:32:56Speaker 04

  I don't want it.

• 1:32:59Speaker 02

  That will be 2026's goal.

• 1:33:03Speaker 02

  And then, Brandon, dude, thank you for everything you do.

• 1:33:07Speaker 04

  Fuck you guys, man.

• 1:33:08The Fat Electrician?

  Do we have campaign updates?

• 1:33:11Speaker 04

  Not on record.

• 1:33:14The Fat Electrician?

  All I want for Christmas is a politician I like.

• 1:33:17Speaker 04

  What's that?

• 1:33:17The Fat Electrician?

  All I want for Christmas is a politician I like.

• 1:33:20Speaker 04

  You might get it. We'll see. Yeah.

• 1:33:23The Fat Electrician?

  I know you're gonna say no, but.

• 1:33:25Speaker 02

  I love that you were just gonna win the first place before all the things happen.

• 1:33:32The Fat Electrician?

  Can you like just start insider trading like every other politician except literally just admit to it on the internet and then donate the proceeds to St. Jude?

• 1:33:40Speaker 04

  So here's the funny part. I so I already.

• 1:33:43The Fat Electrician?

  Nobody on the planet would convict you if you did that.

• 1:33:46Speaker 04

  Well, I went on record saying that I was never going to like, and this, I still stand by this. I will not buy, sell, trade a single stock while in office.

• 1:33:54The Fat Electrician?

  Can you tell me and I'll do it and I'll donate all the money?

• 1:33:56Speaker 04

  Here's where you already can. You already can with Nancy Pelosi's stock trading.

• 1:34:00The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, but she just retired.

• 1:34:02Speaker 04

  She hasn't retired yet. She's still in office.

• 1:34:04Speaker 02

  Oh, she's still.

• 1:34:05Speaker 04

  You can still monitor her trades. Yeah.

• 1:34:07Speaker 02

  You think she's gonna stop trading?

• 1:34:09Speaker 04

  What you know what's funnier than that is that what's better than following Nancy Pelosi's stock trading is inverse Kramer.

• 1:34:16Speaker 02

  I have seen that.

• 1:34:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, where Jim Cramer, like, you know, Mad Money guy is so bad at predicting everything in the stock market. You just do the opposite of whatever he recommends. It's actually doing better than insider trading from Nancy Pelosi.

• 1:34:30Speaker 02

  How does he react to that? That he is the stock guy or financial guy and it's been proven to just do the opposite and you're gonna be.

• 1:34:39Speaker 05

  Are you talking about the meme guy like?

• 1:34:41Speaker 04

  Yep. Yes.

• 1:34:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:34:45Speaker 04

  I seen like there's different quotes where they're like, dude, the world's not gonna end next year. And everybody's like, fuck.

• 1:34:54Speaker 02

  Uh oh, uh oh.

• 1:34:55Speaker 04

  It's fine, guys. You guys are acting like the sun's gonna come up tomorrow. Boys, I think we're in trouble.

• 1:35:02Speaker 02

  We're dead.

• 1:35:03Speaker 04

  It's just funny that like being that wrong can actually be more financially beneficial than, you know, literal insider trading.

• 1:35:10Speaker 02

  And that's your profession, which is fucking wild. What are your updates though for? Your race, you have, we got a couple of people came out the woodwork.

• 1:35:21Speaker 04

  We'll see, uh, things are a little too early at, at time of recording. We don't, we don't even know who's in the race, frankly. We know there's a couple of people that might've jumped in. Other people that again, want Tony out. So hopefully that that's a, that's a useful collaboration. But the, the actual primary is on March 3rd. So right now it's just, we're in fundraising mode. We're talking to people in the district. And we're trying to just get the message out like, hey, man, this is what your congressman has done. This is what he is doing. And this is why he needs to be replaced. And so that's the, the message we're hitting really, really strong. And then if we, we end up going to a runoff, which I will say now, we don't know exactly, we don't even know who's in the race right now. The deadlines already, the filing deadline to be on the ballot's already passed, but they're still doing the paperwork. So we don't know who's

• 1:36:04Speaker 04

  exactly on the ballot yet. When we do know that, we'll see, but right now.

• 1:36:09Speaker 02

  It's John Cena.

• 1:36:13Speaker 04

  Literally could possibly happen.

• 1:36:15Speaker 06

  That would suck.

• 1:36:18Speaker 02

  You might lose that. Honestly, when you just give up on that man.

• 1:36:22Speaker 04

  That would be the funniest thing that could happen. Well, you saw the Shamwow.

• 1:36:26Speaker 02

  I promise we will come at night.

• 1:36:28Speaker 05

  Eli.

• 1:36:28Speaker 02

  And then it's just over.

• 1:36:30Speaker 05

  Eli, me and you are in his campaign finance office and we're just like, dude, really?

• 1:36:37Speaker 04

  Well, you saw the Shamwow guy jumped in and I think it was Texas district 35, if I'm not mistaken. Shamrock. Shamwow. Like the Shamwow.

• 1:36:48Speaker 04

  I'm dead serious.

• 1:36:49The Fat Electrician?

  The slap chop guy.

• 1:36:50Speaker 05

  What if Bill just comes out of there?

• 1:36:52Speaker 02

  Goldberg's like, I'm running for district.

• 1:36:56Speaker 02

  God damn it, dude.

• 1:36:58The Fat Electrician?

  Matt Karik has a chance to do the funniest thing right now.

• 1:37:01Speaker 04

  He missed the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

• 1:37:03The Fat Electrician?

  You don't know if he signed up or not.

• 1:37:04Speaker 04

  That's fair. I do know he's in district 21, but the, uh, yeah, it's.

• 1:37:10The Fat Electrician?

  Ray's like, shut up, please, friends.

• 1:37:12Speaker 02

  No, I have my back right.

• 1:37:15Speaker 04

  Brother, I've done this for too long. I know my friends don't have my back on this.

• 1:37:22Speaker 04

  They have an interest in mine and it is not my best.

• 1:37:29Speaker 04

  They attack Tony because funny. Which, fair enough.

• 1:37:34Speaker 02

  Everything's a meme.

• 1:37:36Speaker 04

  That's been my running joke, though, is like, my opponent right now is doing a really good job of running against himself. So whenever he's done with that, I'll play winner.

• 1:37:45Speaker 02

  I'd never thought about it. Anyone else in your shoes with friends like that posting and doing that would be absolutely fucking terrified. I would be like.

• 1:37:56Speaker 02

  Just Sun Tzu in Colonel Sanders' voice.

• 1:37:59Speaker 04

  That.

• 1:38:02Speaker 02

  Oh, man.

• 1:38:05Speaker 04

  So I, I, none of us knew what you were referencing there for a moment. And then we, we all put it together at the same time. My God.

• 1:38:14Speaker 04

  See, campaign update. That's how it's going.

• 1:38:19Speaker 04

  I think we'll pull it off this time, though.

• 1:38:21Speaker 02

  I think you have a good, I mean, I gotta go do unsub in DC now.

• 1:38:26Speaker 04

  That was funny the other day because we were there for the, uh, the army Christmas party. You just text me like, hey, man, this is going on X, Y, and Z. And we all share locations because we're, you know, gay like that. And he's like, by the way, I could get used to this and just sends me a screenshot of Brandon Herrera. Washington DC.

• 1:38:46Speaker 02

  It's gonna happen. Cody, can you read that Colonel Sanders' voice?

• 1:38:56Speaker 02

  In raiding and plundering be like fire. In immovability, like a mountain.

• 1:39:04Speaker 04

  I love how obvious most of Sun Tzu's shit is, by the way. In raiding and plundering be like fire. In immovability be like a mountain. The fuck am I supposed to garner from that? When you are sneaky, be silent.

• 1:39:20Speaker 04

  Fuck you.

• 1:39:21Speaker 02

  When you are sneaky. Energy may be locked into the bending of a crossbow. Decision to the releasing of the trigger.

• 1:39:32Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:39:33Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:39:34Speaker 05

  I like to think that he was dealing with people who had like fucking thirty IQ back in the day. So that sounded monumental to the people that he was talking to. Kill your enemy when they're sleeping. It's like, yeah, they're sleeping, dude. When you are being stiff, be stern.

• 1:39:56Speaker 04

  I.

• 1:39:57Speaker 05

  Yeah. I'll have a number seven with cheese.

• 1:40:03Speaker 04

  Dude, you're not joking. The next one. It is more important to outthink your enemy than to outfight him.

• 1:40:14Speaker 05

  Holy shit, we have to be smarter than our enemy?

• 1:40:18Speaker 02

  Dude, I'm telling you, the art of war is like the lamest read ever.

• 1:40:21Speaker 04

  Like, maybe try to attack the enemy when the sun's at your back, so the sun's in their eyes. Fucking mind blown.

• 1:40:32Speaker 05

  God damn.

• 1:40:33Speaker 04

  If you think they will beat your ass, don't love them.

• 1:40:37Speaker 02

  It's just Sun Tzu. That's all it is too.

• 1:40:53Speaker 04

  Stop making quotes I never said, Sun Tzu.

• 1:40:57Speaker 02

  Joel mama. Now it's just this with writing quotes on it.

• 1:41:05Speaker 04

  My favorite is the technically correct one. Like, this is technically a Sun Tzu quote. All warfare is based.

• 1:41:14Speaker 02

  This is just nothing but this.

• 1:41:17Speaker 04

  Do them dirty in front of they dead. Sun Tzu, the art of war.

• 1:41:24Speaker 02

  It is literally. Joel mama.

• 1:41:28Speaker 04

  How did you get on this side of Google Images?

• 1:41:30Speaker 02

  I don't know. It just keeps floating.

• 1:41:37Speaker 05

  Thirty IQ peasants. He's like, kill your enemies. And they're like, oh, oh shit. Yeah.

• 1:41:46Speaker 04

  Flank him and spank him.

• 1:41:48Speaker 05

  Sun Tzu.

• 1:41:51Speaker 02

  Damn. Well, that's When they fire at your head, duck. Oh. The art of war. Oh, my God. McJesus. Okay, we have that. Cody, what are you doing for Christmas?

• 1:42:05Speaker 02

  My boy.

• 1:42:07Speaker 05

  Christmas?

• 1:42:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:42:08Speaker 05

  I'm hanging out with you boys, probably. I don't know. We've been, uh, we had the Thanksgiving. We did the Friendsgiving.

• 1:42:15Speaker 02

  That was, that was good.

• 1:42:15Speaker 05

  And like, I feel like we just built a good family here to hang out with each other.

• 1:42:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, all of our friends came over. I'm not moving here. It's never gonna happen. Brandon, can I have your white claw? Yes.

• 1:42:31Speaker 02

  I figured you didn't touch it. We're in the giving spirit here. Thank you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

• 1:42:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't know, man. Are you just hanging out? I think we gotta up and come and let them cook. We're gonna film on the 18th or 17th, I believe Jake said.

• 1:42:45Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:42:46Speaker 05

  How's, uh, how's your shit doing, man? How's, uh?

• 1:42:49Speaker 02

  I'm getting ready for

• 1:42:51Speaker 05

  Say hello.

• 1:42:52Speaker 02

  Say, say hi. I like say hello. Say hello. That's the formal episode. I know. It's when I Say hello to Elijah. Suits. Noah.

• 1:43:03Speaker 05

  This is a lot of like, what the?

• 1:43:05Speaker 02

  Salutations. To Elijah. No, uh, just, I mean, y'all fucking doing the same thing. It's just Christmas shopping for your kiddos at this point. You're like, oh.

• 1:43:16Speaker 05

  Also, I love the show episode.

• 1:43:21Speaker 02

  She was so nervous. I didn't know you did two shots before you started that episode, by the way. You quickly figured it out. I didn't. It was until afterwards. I was like, oh, she's super relaxed right now. This is fucking great. She's killing it, killing it. And then everyone's like, yeah, she did two shots before. Oh, no, it was your vlog. You're like, She had quite a lot to say about the gypsies, though.

• 1:43:41Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 1:43:42Speaker 02

  Also, can we talk about the voicemail?

• 1:43:47Speaker 02

  The what? No, the voicemail.

• 1:43:49The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, you weren't here for this.

• 1:43:50Speaker 02

  So when I, if I call you and you don't have an actual voicemail. Oh, that's right. No, yeah. So everyone out there, if you, if you're, if you didn't set up a voicemail, it's just going to be like.

• 1:44:00The Fat Electrician?

  A robot. This phone number is not available. Please leave a message after the tone beep.

• 1:44:06Speaker 02

  I call show yesterday for something, live shows, whatever, and doesn't get answered and then it goes to.

• 1:44:16The Fat Electrician?

  The robot, but it's an Irish robot voice.

• 1:44:19Speaker 02

  And you've had, that is your American phone number, which is more wild.

• 1:44:25Speaker 07

  I have no idea why I'm sorry.

• 1:44:28Speaker 02

  It seems a little racially charged, frankly. You, all of us have just normal and you didn't know it. You had no idea. So like, hey, uh, your voicemail robot's Irish. And she's like, what? Did you choose that? She's like, what are you talking about? I was like, okay, well, you have an Irish robot talking for your voicemail. We had no idea that was a whole ass thing. And then we got on, you haven't heard it? No. Call show.

• 1:44:56The Fat Electrician?

  Call show.

• 1:44:57Speaker 02

  All right, show, I'm calling you right now.

• 1:45:00Speaker 02

  Which also.

• 1:45:02Speaker 02

  What's your provider? AT&T, you could do some really dope stuff with accents.

• 1:45:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, you could call Sun Tzu and get some wild shit. Hey, he not here right now. Answer later.

• 1:45:18Speaker 08

  Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you're trying to reach is not available. At the tone, please record your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up.

• 1:45:29The Fat Electrician?

  Hang up.

• 1:45:30Speaker 02

  Hang up. You got Friday from Iron Man. That is an American phone number, by the way. How does it know that?

• 1:45:38The Fat Electrician?

  All right. Who's gonna call their black friend?

• 1:45:43Speaker 02

  We text our son out to answer. I'm going chocolate right now. Darnell don't answer.

• 1:45:48The Fat Electrician?

  He's not available.

• 1:45:56Speaker 04

  I made that joke. I made a joke earlier. We were just around about DMX and you're like, oh, old Earl. Cause I forgot you arrested that motherfucker.

• 1:46:05The Fat Electrician?

  Repeatedly.

• 1:46:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, apparently it was like a recurring bit in your town.

• 1:46:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, old Earl, he fucking didn't have a driver's license. He was like a sovereign citizen type person. You know, he has like 16 kids in Spartanburg.

• 1:46:19Speaker 04

  Explains why he was there so much.

• 1:46:21Speaker 05

  He fucking, he eventually ended up, or he ended his life because he couldn't pay all his child support for his 16 kids.

• 1:46:29Speaker 04

  He ended his life?

• 1:46:32Speaker 05

  Oh, no, no, he eventually died there.

• 1:46:34Speaker 04

  Oh, I didn't know like if he by his own hand or what like?

• 1:46:37Speaker 05

  He was a piece of shit. I don't remember how he died. But like, like the sheriff's department kept pulling him over and I was always on those calls. It's like, oh, it's Earl again. Oh, it's Earl. Like, yeah. Yeah.

• 1:46:53Speaker 04

  In a book.

• 1:46:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's just weird that he had like, he had like, he had, he had quite a like a prolific like Hollywood career there like with, with a jet.

• 1:47:05The Fat Electrician?

  Cradle to the grave.

• 1:47:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cradle to the grave, all that stuff.

• 1:47:11Speaker 04

  So what you're saying is that when he said, X go and give it to you, he wasn't talking about child support.

• 1:47:16Speaker 05

  No, he's just like.

• 1:47:19Speaker 04

  It was a branded joke.

• 1:47:23Speaker 04

  It was right there.

• 1:47:25Speaker 05

  He died.

• 1:47:25Speaker 04

  Don't give to you now.

• 1:47:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, he just.

• 1:47:28The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, boy.

• 1:47:31Speaker 04

  Nobody else was taking it. All right. If I was watching this podcast, I'd be screaming it through the phone.

• 1:47:38The Fat Electrician?

  That Santa has baggy as fuck on your head.

• 1:47:46Speaker 04

  Where the did this start?

• 1:47:48Speaker 06

  No, he came over to your fucking house.

• 1:47:53The Fat Electrician?

  And I put on his tiny cowboy hat.

• 1:47:55Speaker 04

  It was for the Darwin awards.

• 1:47:56Speaker 06

  Seven and three eighths inches.

• 1:47:59Speaker 05

  Why's it looking?

• 1:48:00Speaker 06

  A normal human head size.

• 1:48:02Speaker 05

  Yours is not seven and three eighths.

• 1:48:04Speaker 06

  Yes, it is. Merry Christmas, everyone. Merry Christmas. Nobody's brought up Christmas this entire episode. It was a snooze fest. I fell asleep over there. Everyone is saying Merry Christmas. No, they were just waking up just now for me because I'm here. Merry Christmas. Fuck you, you fat headed.

• 1:48:20Speaker 02

  I just picture him walking, it's like dark helmet.

• 1:48:23Speaker 04

  It's space balls.

• 1:48:26Speaker 06

  I toss a normal hat and it lands on. It's like the mattress.

• 1:48:33Speaker 06

  I did do this thing, uh, I was, I was staying at Brandon's house and he was out of town for like a couple of days and uh, he had a felt hat sitting on, on his kitchen counter and I was like, is my head really that small? And I picked it up and I put it on and it was like, I felt like a toddler. I'm like, God damn it, Nick's right. I got a baby ass head.

• 1:48:53Speaker 04

  You were like a kid wearing the little plastic firefighter.

• 1:48:58Speaker 06

  Nick, we gotta measure cocks in the bathroom right now. Cause I'm working with some heat, brother. I am carrying some heat. It is both long and girthy. I've been told it feels great.

• 1:49:10Speaker 06

  My head is small, but my other head is reasonably sized. And it touches that spot that they all like, you know what I'm saying? Sorry. I'm not going to say that. This is everybody's wife.

• 1:49:21Speaker 06

  You just said the N word.

• 1:49:23Speaker 04

  Let's cut that.

• 1:49:25Speaker 06

  No, I didn't.

• 1:49:27Speaker 02

  Nick, I, I.

• 1:49:32Speaker 06

  No, you said Nick, I'm. But you cut yourself off. You said Nick, I'm. And I heard something else. I'm, I apologize. We're the assholes. Cody was like, I didn't.

• 1:49:46Speaker 04

  Wow. My first time hearing my friends say the N word.

• 1:49:52Speaker 06

  I apologize for that accusation. That's what I heard out of my left ear.

• 1:49:55Speaker 02

  We all did.

• 1:49:59Speaker 04

  About the Mets.

• 1:50:00The Fat Electrician?

  I'm glad I won the argument that you have a tiny head. I'm glad that's settled. It's behind us now.

• 1:50:05Speaker 06

  No, I have a normal sized human head.

• 1:50:09Speaker 06

  I stand by my statement. On the back, flip your hat around, you fat headed fuck.

• 1:50:16Speaker 06

  Yeah, look, three clasps, holding on for dear life.

• 1:50:19The Fat Electrician?

  Three.

• 1:50:20Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:50:21Speaker 04

  That's a halfway up the fucking.

• 1:50:23Speaker 06

  You should be able to fill all those in. That's normal.

• 1:50:26The Fat Electrician?

  You should be able to fill all of them in.

• 1:50:30Speaker 02

  How many holes you got on your belt Connor? Is it one?

• 1:50:34The Fat Electrician?

  Cause it's not one.

• 1:50:35Speaker 06

  We can't talk about the belt conversation because it's gonna make it worse. Then everyone will think I'm tiny. Cause I'm on the last loop.

• 1:50:45Speaker 02

  You had to make new loops with the screwdriver.

• 1:50:48Speaker 06

  I've had to do that with a leather bush before.

• 1:50:51Speaker 02

  I know, same.

• 1:50:54Speaker 06

  Everybody's gonna think I'm fucking five foot zero when I weigh zero pounds and I'm about to disintegrate into dust.

• 1:51:00Speaker 02

  If you put on Nick's hat, what happens?

• 1:51:02The Fat Electrician?

  He's actually six foot two and weighs zero pounds and he's gonna disintegrate into dust.

• 1:51:07Speaker 02

  Nick, put Connor.

• 1:51:11Speaker 06

  It's gonna look fine. We all know exactly where this is going. Yeah, no. Tilt your head forward to the camera to show them how much hair you fucking got.

• 1:51:21Speaker 02

  I just like his fucking cushion right here. We talked about it.

• 1:51:25Speaker 06

  The chrome cabinet brow.

• 1:51:27The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, you can take the.

• 1:51:30Speaker 02

  Ah, spin it Cody.

• 1:51:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:51:32Speaker 02

  Hit it real quick. Hit the problem.

• 1:51:36Speaker 06

  Bear up. I can live in here. Can I move in here in fucking hat?

• 1:51:41Speaker 06

  Me and my family of four are about to live in here. I don't know if I, if I go to the grocery store and buy the largest watermelon they have, I know what hat will fucking fit in. And then everybody online is like, no, no, there's no, three buttons.

• 1:51:57Speaker 02

  Okay, make it fit your head real quick.

• 1:51:58The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, make it fit your head.

• 1:51:59Speaker 06

  Let me go, okay.

• 1:52:00Speaker 02

  Let me go to all of them.

• 1:52:01Speaker 06

  I'll show you right now.

• 1:52:02Speaker 02

  Watch, watch the top of the cutout strain because it's never been that small before.

• 1:52:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, no, we go, we go normal human head size. That's what we do.

• 1:52:12The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, all the way adjusted to the very fucking edge.

• 1:52:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, and then it fits fine.

• 1:52:17Speaker 02

  Can you put two fingers under your hat?

• 1:52:19Speaker 06

  Two, what? It's not a dog collar.

• 1:52:21Speaker 02

  I think the point is it's still baggy on your head.

• 1:52:24Speaker 06

  No, it's not. I can't, I can't fit two fingers up under it.

• 1:52:27Speaker 02

  There's two fingers in there.

• 1:52:28Speaker 06

  Well now. So now that I put them there.

• 1:52:35Speaker 02

  You guys are gay.

• 1:52:36Speaker 06

  I hate all of you.

• 1:52:37Speaker 02

  You're not my friends anymore. This is the gayest argument we've ever had. You. Merry Christmas. Fucking bullshit. I'm stealing his hat.

• 1:52:47Speaker 02

  How's Iowa?

• 1:52:49The Fat Electrician?

  It's great.

• 1:52:49Speaker 02

  It's great?

• 1:52:50The Fat Electrician?

  Yep. We had a homeless guy freeze to death last week.

• 1:52:52Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:52:53The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:52:54Speaker 02

  What, you just?

• 1:52:55The Fat Electrician?

  It happens.

• 1:52:56Speaker 02

  In his driveway. Refused to let him in the house.

• 1:52:59The Fat Electrician?

  No, I was at the fairgrounds.

• 1:53:02The Fat Electrician?

  I don't have a basement.

• 1:53:03Speaker 02

  Why would you, the idea of being homeless in your area?

• 1:53:08The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, I mean, I don't know the context of this individual. I mean, there are homeless shelters in my town, but the homeless shelters are very much like, you're allowed to be here at night between these hours and these hours and during the day, you need to go out and look for a job or be like volunteering or doing something with your life other than being homeless. And some homeless people refuse to do that and would rather live outside or rather die outside. And sometimes that's what happens.

• 1:53:39Speaker 02

  Wait, pause. Have we talked about the fucking gang tattoos we all have as we sit together yet?

• 1:53:44The Fat Electrician?

  I think we have.

• 1:53:45Speaker 02

  I think so. Have you pointed out yours? I've not seen. Also, let's not call them gang tattoos. Sounds. Nazi tattoos. What? Gay tattoos.

• 1:53:57The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 1:53:58Speaker 02

  Merry Christmas, everyone. Merry Christmas.

• 1:54:01The Fat Electrician?

  Gang. Literally dog gang. Not gang.

• 1:54:06Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:54:06The Fat Electrician?

  Gang, gang.

• 1:54:07Speaker 02

  Have we talked about that? I feel like we, yeah, we, I mean, we've, we've.

• 1:54:10The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, we all got matching tattoos because we're super gay.

• 1:54:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:54:13The Fat Electrician?

  The end. That's, that's the whole story.

• 1:54:16Speaker 02

  I just never seen yours until now.

• 1:54:18The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:54:19Speaker 02

  Really? Yeah, I didn't know he had that. There. You didn't get it?

• 1:54:24The Fat Electrician?

  I have one session left on my back piece and it's like just love handles and I'm gonna die. It's the worst spot I've ever had.

• 1:54:31Speaker 02

  What was the worst spot you've ever been tattooed?

• 1:54:33The Fat Electrician?

  Love handles.

• 1:54:34Speaker 02

  That was fucking miserable.

• 1:54:35The Fat Electrician?

  You don't think it is? Like, I've had my kneecaps done.

• 1:54:38Speaker 02

  Lower back. I feel like it would be in the inside of joints. No, it sucks.

• 1:54:42The Fat Electrician?

  That sucks? It's not as bad as your love handles.

• 1:54:45Speaker 02

  This area, fuck off, dude.

• 1:54:48The Fat Electrician?

  It's horrible.

• 1:54:48Speaker 02

  Especially when it's like gigantic fucking liners and I have to. Why do you think I'm not colored down there?

• 1:54:55The Fat Electrician?

  Well, I have to finish.

• 1:54:57Speaker 02

  Well, you're brown down there.

• 1:55:01Speaker 04

  What a, what a way with words Eli has.

• 1:55:04Speaker 02

  That's what I do.

• 1:55:05Speaker 04

  Also, I've never, I don't think I've, I think I've seen your back piece once. I was just like, I'd never realized.

• 1:55:11The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know that I've ever seen it.

• 1:55:13Speaker 04

  Done the whole thing up. I was like, oh.

• 1:55:15Speaker 02

  Like the lining is like, that's a thick line by all standards of tattoos. Now you compared to that to any of those giant fucks. And that's not colored. The upper back colored. Wretched. And then they're like, okay, you have two.

• 1:55:32Speaker 04

  I was gonna say, let's say color filled.

• 1:55:35Speaker 02

  You have two six, oh, you have 16 hours left on the, that portion. Just let me know when you want to come back. I'm like.

• 1:55:43Speaker 04

  You have 16 hours left on that?

• 1:55:45Speaker 02

  His tattooist, his tattooist said, let me know when you want to come back.

• 1:55:49The Fat Electrician?

  I've had, I've had like 40 hours of tattooing in the last three months.

• 1:55:54Speaker 04

  You what?

• 1:55:55The Fat Electrician?

  I've had like 40 hours in the last three months.

• 1:55:57Speaker 04

  Dear God.

• 1:55:57The Fat Electrician?

  On my back and I still have more to go.

• 1:56:00Speaker 02

  Dude, it just sucks. How's love handles?

• 1:56:04The Fat Electrician?

  It's horrible. It's the worst. It's the worst by far.

• 1:56:08Speaker 02

  There's no getting comfortable. There's no, you're just like this. You're, it starts.

• 1:56:13The Fat Electrician?

  Oh my God, the entire time.

• 1:56:17Speaker 02

  And it's eight hours.

• 1:56:18Speaker 06

  I don't know. I cried a lot when I got my cock.

• 1:56:20Speaker 02

  Show it, show your cock.

• 1:56:21Speaker 06

  Yeah, I, my cock goes halfway down my, my cock goes halfway down my thigh.

• 1:56:29Speaker 06

  Now Cody, show them your cock.

• 1:56:31Speaker 04

  You show that to camera?

• 1:56:34Speaker 02

  I'll move the.

• 1:56:34Speaker 04

  Your hand.

• 1:56:35Speaker 02

  Your hand's in the way.

• 1:56:36Speaker 06

  Yeah. Oh, fuck.

• 1:56:37The Fat Electrician?

  He's got a chicken tattoo. Get it? His cock goes halfway down his thigh.

• 1:56:42Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 1:56:44Speaker 06

  My cock goes halfway down my thigh.

• 1:56:47Speaker 02

  Uh, turn that a little bit. There, now it's good.

• 1:56:52Speaker 02

  Ah. That was your, and that was your very first tattoo.

• 1:56:56Speaker 06

  Yeah, I might have been mildly intoxicated.

• 1:56:58Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:56:59Speaker 06

  Florida and decided to get a cock tattooed on my thigh.

• 1:57:02Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:57:03Speaker 06

  It was so painful. I was crying the entire time.

• 1:57:06Speaker 02

  I believe that.

• 1:57:06Speaker 06

  I know you were talking about your, your love handles and all that. I don't have love handles. And, you know, I believe that too. I have a normal hairline.

• 1:57:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:57:15Speaker 06

  And a normal, human sized head.

• 1:57:19Speaker 02

  You sound very alien right now.

• 1:57:22The Fat Electrician?

  Put this on top of your head so we can call you Nail.

• 1:57:26The Fat Electrician?

  Skinny ass bitch.

• 1:57:30Speaker 06

  I couldn't even maintain the bit.

• 1:57:34Speaker 06

  No, I just love cock so much. That's why I decided to get that.

• 1:57:40Speaker 02

  Merry Christmas, everyone. We love you all.

• 1:57:42Speaker 06

  Merry Christmas.

• 1:57:43Speaker 02

  But we all got the gang tattoos. Can I say that, Brandon? Yeah, yeah, that's fine. The gang is fine. Yeah, dear God. You, you still have, yeah. How many hours, you said, on just? Yeah, when are you gonna finish it? Fuck.

• 1:57:55The Fat Electrician?

  I'm gonna finish my back piece before you.

• 1:57:57Speaker 02

  I have already looked into this. It is, uh, anesthesiologist to go under.

• 1:58:04The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:58:05Speaker 02

  You're gonna do fucking to get color on your tattoos? Brother in Christ. Nick, you don't have, you're in a black and white. Black still feels way better. Nick, how many color tattoos do you have?

• 1:58:15The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, run that by me one more time.

• 1:58:19Speaker 02

  Say that again, just the way you said it. Black feels way better.

• 1:58:26The Fat Electrician?

  Yep.

• 1:58:26Speaker 02

  Than colored. I don't know.

• 1:58:30Speaker 06

  My grandpa used both those words freely in the grocery store.

• 1:58:41The Fat Electrician?

  I don't, I don't know.

• 1:58:42Speaker 02

  Thanksgiving was wild.

• 1:58:43The Fat Electrician?

  Colored ink hurts more than black ink. I'm gonna be honest with you.

• 1:58:46Speaker 02

  Do you have a single?

• 1:58:48The Fat Electrician?

  No, but I will go get one just to call you a fucking liar.

• 1:58:53Speaker 02

  Oh, please. This will be a fun one. Put this on the record. Can you do half of your love handles? Do one side with some color in it and then do the other with whatever you want to?

• 1:59:04The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 1:59:04Speaker 02

  Or match. No, just get like one on right there, like on your cheek.

• 1:59:09The Fat Electrician?

  I'll do, I'll do with some white and then I'll just go over it in black after the fact.

• 1:59:14Speaker 02

  Will you do, I know, you'll actually do white ink?

• 1:59:17The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:59:17Speaker 02

  And.

• 1:59:19The Fat Electrician?

  It's not gonna feel any different.

• 1:59:22Speaker 02

  Why?

• 1:59:22The Fat Electrician?

  Everyone. Why would it feel different?

• 1:59:24Speaker 02

  Give me.

• 1:59:24The Fat Electrician?

  You heard it here first. Remotely scientific explanation.

• 1:59:27Speaker 02

  Light and colored don't fear feel different. I will one hundred percent bet everything you are going to hate fucking life. You know why? Because I have tattoos with white ink colored and then this.

• 1:59:40The Fat Electrician?

  This feels like some superstitious shenanigans.

• 1:59:43Speaker 02

  Okay, have fun with white ink. Why would it feel different? They have to pack the, you, okay, without me doing anything, you already are signing up for this. Google how much it sucks. I'm not down. Not you, not you. Nick's gonna have a terrible time on his love handles with white ink.

• 2:00:02Speaker 06

  They have to use multiple needles to put a shitload more ink in there because it doesn't stay around as long.

• 2:00:06Speaker 02

  No, you're, you're going over the same spot multiple times just to pack the.

• 2:00:11The Fat Electrician?

  You do that with saturated black, though.

• 2:00:13Speaker 02

  And then how, how easy do you think saturated black sticks compared to white ink in the skin? I'm going to assure you, Google it, it fucking sucks. You are doing twenty one shaders, twenty one line eaters, and you're just packing it like. So you multiple runs, see, that makes sense. Yeah, and not like. I was just wondering what the reason was. Dude. Why would colored hurt more than black? It's not one or two, it is like five times and you're just going over raw skin and over.

• 2:00:42The Fat Electrician?

  Do that for saturated black, though.

• 2:00:43Speaker 02

  No, cuz, and bleep this name.

• 2:00:46The Fat Electrician?

  What hurts more saturated black?

• 2:00:49Speaker 02

  And she said the black was fine, the red hurt and the white fucking hurt.

• 2:00:54The Fat Electrician?

  I asked ChatGPT, what hurts more colored ink or saturated black for tattoos? Short answer, saturated black usually hurts more than colored ink. Why? Saturated black means the artist is packing in a lot of ink in the same spot, often going over it multiple times to get deeper, solid, more black, more passes equals more trauma.

• 2:01:10Speaker 02

  I can show you your AI overview too that says the exact opposite. Yes, white ink sucks the worst. I can do this all day long.

• 2:01:17Speaker 04

  This is all just Google AI versus Google AI.

• 2:01:19Speaker 02

  This is Eli AI with experience all over my goddamn body with colored and white.

• 2:01:25Speaker 04

  I'm telling, yeah, from somebody who had black, red and white tattoos. They said black was fine, red hurt and white hurt really fucking bad.

• 2:01:35Speaker 02

  I, that is the only reason I am not going back. That's why the black is done and none of the colored is done. Cause it fucking sucks. The second they have to just go, oh, okay.

• 2:01:48Speaker 02

  Sorry, it's not holding yet. Oh, it's real. Okay. It's vibrant now.

• 2:01:52Speaker 04

  I mean, you got color on your tattoos. What?

• 2:01:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, weigh in on this.

• 2:01:55Speaker 04

  What hurt more?

• 2:01:56Speaker 05

  I don't know, fuck him.

• 2:02:05Speaker 04

  No opinion?

• 2:02:06Speaker 05

  No, no whatsoever.

• 2:02:08Speaker 02

  Same.

• 2:02:09Speaker 04

  No, fuck off.

• 2:02:10Speaker 05

  A bunch of silly billys here.

• 2:02:12Speaker 02

  I just want you to do that and record it and be like, oh, okay.

• 2:02:16Speaker 05

  Be like, what time's our flight tomorrow, brother?

• 2:02:18Speaker 02

  Really early. Actually, that's fucking the mark code. If you want to close this out and do a quick 10 minute Christmas after show and. Give him a hat back. Oh, there it is. Let me stretch it back out.

• 2:02:33Speaker 04

  You could have chosen a lot of ways to get off camera.

• 2:02:38Speaker 04

  This is Marcus over there.

• 2:02:42Speaker 05

  Why am I here?

• 2:02:47Speaker 02

  Close this out. Merry Christmas, buckos.

• 2:02:49Speaker 05

  Bye, everyone. Thank you for coming to the unsubscribe Christmas special podcast. I'm joined by Eli Double Tap, Nick Fat electrician, Brandon, myself, Donut Operator. We love you.

• 2:03:02Speaker 02

  Merry Christmas.

• 2:03:02Speaker 04

  I know everybody's got a lot of stuff going on this Christmas season, but be sure to call your friends, check in on your friends, make sure they're doing good. And if they don't have anything going on, invite them over. It's a, it's a good opportunity, I think.

• 2:03:14Speaker 02

  Call your friends. Make sure your kids aren't being fat and annoying at the sled hill. Shit pisses me off.

• 2:03:20Speaker 06

  Make sure your friends don't run into Nick.

• 2:03:22The Fat Electrician?

  Make sure your friends are being good parents to their kids, please. I love you. Kisses.

• 2:04:04Speaker 07

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