Bonus #204 - Caleb Pitts and Patrick Doran [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Caleb Pitts and Patrick Doran return for a super spooky Halloween special to discuss the botched costume plans for this ep, the guy in the neighborhood who always tried to get too scary, coming to terms with baldness, the coolest bald guys, fat guy math on your shirt size on your belly vs. on your chest, Mr. Bean being a player, and much more. Caleb, Patrick and Stav help callers including a man who wants tips on how to make fake alcoholic spunk for his South Park-inspired Halloween costume, and a formerly messy drunk who hasn't been able to get laid since going sober. Check out Podcast About List: https://www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist/ https://www.swagpoop.com/ https://www.youtube.com/PodcastAboutList https://twitter.com/podaboutlist https://www.instagram.com/podcastaboutlist/ Follow Caleb Pitts on social media: https://www.instagram.com/calebpitts1997 https://x.com/calebpitts1997 Follow Patrick Doran on social media: https://www.instagram.com/lunch_enjoyer/ https://twitter.com/lunch_enjoyer https://www.cameo.com/patrickdoran1 ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎤 Watch Uncle Stav on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/82055929 ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld 🎟️ See Stavvy live!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:01Speaker 00

  Hey, it's me, Teddy Swims. You hear that? That's life. So go grab it. Grab your old friends, grab new friends, grab a White Claw. Grab flavor for everyone in your group. Grab music, laughter, and moments you'll never forget. You'll never regret it. Oh, hey, man. Grab new friends, grab old friends, grab life by the glow. White Claw.

• 0:27Speaker 01

  Please drink responsibly. White Claw Celta Works, Chicago, Illinois.

• 0:30Speaker 02

  With the power and endurance of Toyota trucks, you can go to the most incredible places. Like this valley, where the Echo does different voices. Hello! Hello! Hello!

• 0:41Speaker 03

  We know what we're made of, Toyota trucks.

• 0:45Speaker 03

  What's up, Stav? Been a fan a long time. Met you after a show about five years ago. You were very friendly.

• 0:51Stavros Halkias?

  Nice.

• 0:52Speaker 03

  Um, my question is about a Halloween costume idea.

• 0:57Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 0:57Speaker 03

  Hoping you can help out.

• 0:58Stavros Halkias?

  It's a little late.

• 0:59Speaker 03

  I am planning to go as a football player from the South Park episode, Sarcastibal, like where Tom Brady has

• 1:07Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:08Speaker 03

  the bra over top of his jersey.

• 1:10Stavros Halkias?

  This is insane.

• 1:11Speaker 03

  Wearing a tinfoil hat and drinking Butter's Creamy Goo, which of course has just come.

• 1:17Stavros Halkias?

  Hold on. No.

• 1:21Speaker 05

  South Park episode?

• 1:22Stavros Halkias?

  You cannot. The worst costumes in the world are the ones where there's a 45 second.

• 1:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:29Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, okay, okay, okay.

• 1:30Speaker 05

  He's gonna be doing this exact spiel minus the part where he called you nice.

• 1:33Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right, right, right, right.

• 1:34Speaker 05

  Every person that, well, maybe he'll do that too. Stav's nice and I'm from South Park.

• 1:39Stavros Halkias?

  Well, anyway, let's let him finish.

• 1:40Speaker 06

  His question, yeah.

• 1:43Speaker 03

  Trying to come up with a alcoholic drink that I can make and carry around in a jug that looks like cum. And looking for ideas for how I make this drink. Um, thinking I would start with like the White Gatorade, but I'm not sure how I make the drink thicker. And I'm also looking for ideas of what kind of alcohol to use, or maybe you have a better idea, so.

• 2:07Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, I like this actually.

• 2:08Speaker 03

  That's it, just looking to make some fake cum that's edible and alcoholic. Thank you.

• 2:12Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, well, sorry for trashing the costume that you're completely, completely committed to.

• 2:19Speaker 05

  Should I do this terrible costume?

• 2:22Speaker 05

  Entirely.

• 2:23Speaker 07

  All of us jumping on it immediately.

• 2:24Speaker 05

  Fuck that costume. Just say, how do I make my drink look like cum?

• 2:28Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's easy. It's Everclear White Gatorade, uh...

• 2:31Speaker 05

  No, you're missing the consistency there, man. I've made a lot of fake cum.

• 2:35Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 2:36Speaker 05

  And you, you can use almond yogurt, like a, like a non-dairy yogurt and mix it with water. So he could mix that with something else. He could mix it with Gatorade or something.

• 2:46Speaker 07

  The thickener that you put in the, in the agar, agar powder, like the xanthum gum.

• 2:49Stavros Halkias?

  Agar, yeah.

• 2:50Speaker 07

  Something like that.

• 2:51Stavros Halkias?

  If you put a real small amount of that.

• 2:53Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 2:53Stavros Halkias?

  It might have little clumps that's kind of jizz-like. You know what I mean?

• 2:57Speaker 05

  Clumps.

• 2:57Stavros Halkias?

  Every occasion you get a, a small clump.

• 3:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:00Stavros Halkias?

  You don't have a, you've never clumped jizz? You have no clumps of jizz?

• 3:04Speaker 05

  When you say a clump, I'm, I mean.

• 3:06Stavros Halkias?

  It's like, what are you talking here?

• 3:07Speaker 07

  That funny family.

• 3:07Stavros Halkias?

  How liquid, yeah, yeah. How liquid is your jizz?

• 3:11Speaker 05

  Completely liquid.

• 3:13Stavros Halkias?

  Really?

• 3:13Speaker 05

  With strain through a, a strainer, a fine mesh strainer.

• 3:16Stavros Halkias?

  Really? Nothing gets, you know? You know when you're cracking egg and there's like that little piece on the yellow yolk? You know what I mean?

• 3:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, that I know about. That's what you're saying, clump?

• 3:25Stavros Halkias?

  Sometimes I'll have a couple of those.

• 3:26Speaker 05

  You have like a, like a couple of big sperms?

• 3:29Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I wa, I see the sperm tail popping around.

• 3:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, naked eye sperm.

• 3:35Speaker 07

  Shooting one big sperm.

• 3:37Stavros Halkias?

  Yep, yep.

• 3:38Speaker 05

  Clumps, I'm just, I don't know about clumps.

• 3:39Stavros Halkias?

  So you think it, you think your jizz...

• 3:41Speaker 05

  I'm thinking like a nerd's gummy cluster.

• 3:42Stavros Halkias?

  Your jizz would go through a strainer? No.

• 3:44Speaker 05

  If my jizz would go, I don't mean to be gay. My jizz would go through your mask right now.

• 3:49Stavros Halkias?

  No way!

• 3:50Speaker 05

  With jizz on your face.

• 3:51Stavros Halkias?

  Prove it!

• 3:53Stavros Halkias?

  Prove it right now! Hold on, Patrick, have you, what is your jizz like?

• 3:57Speaker 07

  Yellow like an egg yolk.

• 4:00Speaker 05

  The egg yolk is...

• 4:01Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, I've definitely just some tough, some off-white loads.

• 4:05Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:05Speaker 05

  I guess that's also important to know is for this guy, like what, what his...

• 4:09Stavros Halkias?

  What's his jizz like? Yeah, yeah. Eldis, hold on, back me up on the clumps here.

• 4:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, it gets, it's like, yes.

• 4:15Stavros Halkias?

  Wolfman, do you want to weigh in?

• 4:17Speaker 06

  When it comes out.

• 4:17Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, hold on, hold on, the Wolfman wants to weigh in, Eldis.

• 4:25Speaker 06

  Wolfman Corner, I feel like some of you need to go to the doctor.

• 4:29Speaker 05

  Clumps?

• 4:30Stavros Halkias?

  The Wolfman comes through to regulate. He's got, he's got thin jizz like, like this, like these fucking guys.

• 4:36Speaker 05

  I would just say that that is maybe not the best word to describe it.

• 4:39Stavros Halkias?

  Clump, clump.

• 4:41Speaker 06

  No, I know, I know what you're saying.

• 4:43Speaker 05

  Stuck together.

• 4:44Speaker 06

  It comes out...

• 4:44Stavros Halkias?

  But it does, it's sticky, jizz is sticky.

• 4:46Speaker 06

  It comes out warm, it's liquidy.

• 4:50Speaker 06

  It's warm, it's liquidy, but like even just a little exposure to room temperature air, as it gets colder especially, like you'll see it clumpier and clumpier pretty fast. Actually, how long are you keeping it out? Like, how long is your jizz out?

• 5:02Speaker 05

  You've done experiments.

• 5:03Speaker 06

  Yeah, sometimes when, you know, when you don't get to the cleanup as quick as you'd like, like...

• 5:07Speaker 05

  When you don't get to the toilet fast enough.

• 5:09Speaker 06

  You're seeing what's happening on your hand or dick or balls, whatever.

• 5:12Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, your belly button reservoir. Eldis is just letting jizz chill there while he's watching reels.

• 5:20Stavros Halkias?

  Eldis nudges his own belly button, just goes back to TikTok.

• 5:26Speaker 07

  It's easier, you can just scoop it out like a Jell-O shot.

• 5:28Stavros Halkias?

  He lets it gelatin, yeah, yeah, yeah. He lets it get solid.

• 5:32Speaker 07

  Just take it out of the Jell-O shot, throw it away. It's like that, uh, the, the thing that they like sell now that you can throw in like fry oil.

• 5:37Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:40Speaker 07

  Nutting on that, just so you can like clean it up easier.

• 5:42Stavros Halkias?

  Eldis puts a little of that powder in his fucking belly button and lets the jizz coagulate.

• 5:46Speaker 07

  There you go, put that in some Everclear and White Gatorade.

• 5:48Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, right, yeah, yeah. What is there, what about like a creamy schnapps type of thing?

• 5:53Speaker 05

  I mean, a White Russian sort of thing is obvious.

• 5:56Speaker 06

  I mean, eggnog really.

• 5:57Stavros Halkias?

  Oh!

• 5:58Speaker 06

  Pretty comfy, but you can't be drinking eggnog all night, but...

• 6:01Stavros Halkias?

  Diluted eggnog, diluted eggnog.

• 6:04Speaker 05

  You're saying because of the...

• 6:05Stavros Halkias?

  Eggnog is Christmas, you can't put that on Halloween.

• 6:07Speaker 05

  It's a little rich.

• 6:08Speaker 06

  It's just, it's just a little rich to be chugging on all night when you're like raging on Halloween.

• 6:12Speaker 05

  I would say do one drink that looks like cum. Don't, don't have like ten.

• 6:16Stavros Halkias?

  You don't have to keep drinking.

• 6:18Speaker 06

  You got a two-liter of eggnog with it?

• 6:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, don't drink too much of this shit.

• 6:21Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, that's a good point. If we're gonna go for pure verisimilitude, White Russian, eggnog, that's kind of, eggnog is kind of exactly it, right?

• 6:30Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 6:31Stavros Halkias?

  So you could do a diluted eggnog, you could do a take on a White Russian, something that has dairy, but you don't, exactly, you don't want to drink a two liters worth of fucking White Russian or eggnog.

• 6:40Speaker 05

  Depends on how getting, how fucked up you're getting on Halloween.

• 6:42Stavros Halkias?

  So if you want, so if you want to get one very realistic jizz-looking drink, go White Russian, go eggnog. If you want something to get you through all, the whole night.

• 6:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 6:53Stavros Halkias?

  I would say White Gatorade with, is, is there like a creamy schnapps? Is there something, is there, am I thinking of, I don't know, is there something that looks...

• 7:01Speaker 05

  You thinking like Baileys?

• 7:03Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, even that.

• 7:04Speaker 05

  That would be terrible. White Gatorade?

• 7:07Stavros Halkias?

  No, no, no. I was thinking peach schnapps, but that's not, that's not milky at all.

• 7:11Speaker 06

  How do you guys feel about like a diluted, like watered-down Jell-O shot sort of thing?

• 7:16Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I think a little Jell-O, a little...

• 7:17Speaker 05

  That would work for these fucking clumpy cum guys.

• 7:21Stavros Halkias?

  So you're, you're, how much different is your jizz from your piss?

• 7:26Speaker 07

  Uh... One to one.

• 7:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'd say one to one. I mean...

• 7:29Stavros Halkias?

  No, you have purely liquid, this isn't, you're the one that's wrong! You have weird jizz.

• 7:34Speaker 06

  It should be a little thick.

• 7:35Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, and you too, Wolfman, if you have, if you have no clumps.

• 7:39Speaker 06

  Clumpy, but like clumpy.

• 7:40Speaker 07

  Clump is not the word.

• 7:42Speaker 05

  I have, I have some white cum.

• 7:44Speaker 06

  The word is...

• 7:44Speaker 05

  Some of it's white.

• 7:45Speaker 07

  The word, the word clump is the hurdle right now. Like, we all know what we're saying. We all know what we're saying.

• 7:53Speaker 05

  I do know what you're talking about.

• 7:54Stavros Halkias?

  What about tapioca? It's like tapioca.

• 7:56Speaker 05

  Tapioca has pearls in it.

• 7:58Stavros Halkias?

  It's, I would, I would say sometimes there's a pearl or two.

• 8:03Speaker 05

  No.

• 8:07Stavros Halkias?

  No, no, it's not cottage cheesy, it's, I would say like a...

• 8:10Speaker 07

  Yeah, clump, clump makes me think cottage cheese.

• 8:12Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, all right, well, I think, you know, I...

• 8:14Speaker 05

  Maybe curdles.

• 8:16Stavros Halkias?

  Curdles worse, globules, these are worse than clump, I'm trying!

• 8:19Speaker 07

  Yeah, globule and, and fucking, what, what did you just say?

• 8:23Speaker 05

  Curdle.

• 8:23Stavros Halkias?

  Curd, globule and curd are both worse.

• 8:25Speaker 07

  Curds is bad.

• 8:27Speaker 05

  It's concentrated in certain areas.

• 8:29Stavros Halkias?

  Right, yeah.

• 8:30Speaker 07

  That I could, I could agree.

• 8:31Speaker 05

  Cheese curd.

• 8:32Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, it's, you can see it coming out of my dick.

• 8:38Speaker 07

  Oh, that was great. That was great, babe.

• 8:43Stavros Halkias?

  Like I'm giving birth out of my dick. One giant sperm.

• 8:48Speaker 07

  Wow, did you come through?

• 8:52Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 8:52Speaker 07

  There you go, Aldous.

• 8:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 8:54Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 8:55Speaker 05

  I guess you're, yeah, it's not a clump, but I know what you're talking about.

• 8:57Stavros Halkias?

  The jizz is bigger than my dick.

• 9:01Stavros Halkias?

  I nut inside her, she finally feels good. She's finally like, oh, yeah, nice.

• 9:06Speaker 07

  Oh, you finally put it in?

• 9:11Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, yeah, the tail's just flapping around in her pussy.

• 9:16Speaker 05

  And that's how they get pregnant.

• 9:17Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 9:18Speaker 07

  That's how it works.

• 9:19Stavros Halkias?

  Um, yeah, I feel like there's creep, isn't there like, like, going back to the candy situation, right? I feel like I've seen milky-ish gummies, right? You know what I'm saying?

• 9:29Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:30Stavros Halkias?

  Like, is there?

• 9:30Speaker 05

  Oh, like, you know, they got that fish that half of it is?

• 9:33Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 9:34Speaker 05

  Like, milky cum vibe?

• 9:36Stavros Halkias?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 9:36Speaker 05

  The other half's red.

• 9:37Stavros Halkias?

  Can we, can we, can we get that technology involved?

• 9:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 9:40Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 9:40Speaker 05

  I don't know, we need a scientist.

• 9:41Speaker 07

  That might just be agar, agar powder, though. I think that might just be, it's some kind of thickener in like a gummy. So I think you just need to do white Gatorade Jell-O shots.

• 9:49Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. Oh, that's good. White Gatorade Jell-O.

• 9:52Speaker 05

  And a big ass cup.

• 9:53Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 9:53Speaker 05

  A giant Jell-O shot.

• 9:54Speaker 07

  Uh huh.

• 9:54Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. And because it's white, uh, because the, like, the white Gatorade, you could go a little, you could just make it a, a fruity delicious drink.

• 10:03Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 10:04Stavros Halkias?

  You could get a little.

• 10:05Speaker 07

  We don't gotta get milk involved.

• 10:06Stavros Halkias?

  Peach schnapps. Get fucking Malibu, dude. Go, go back in the day.

• 10:10Speaker 05

  Coconut's a good.

• 10:11Stavros Halkias?

  Coconut, coconut's it.

• 10:13Speaker 05

  Coconut milk.

• 10:13Stavros Halkias?

  Coconut.

• 10:14Speaker 07

  Yep.

• 10:15Stavros Halkias?

  Coconut milk, Malibu. Oh, my God. All right, we solved it. We were right there. We were right there the whole time. Just hanging above us.

• 10:22Speaker 05

  We got the clumps thing really.

• 10:23Stavros Halkias?

  The clumps derailed us.

• 10:24Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 10:25Stavros Halkias?

  The language derailed us.

• 10:26Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 10:27Stavros Halkias?

  Even though I maintain it's the best word that anyone has so far come up with to describe it. It's better than both globule and curd.

• 10:35Speaker 05

  I like curd.

• 10:36Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, a curd of jizz.

• 10:39Speaker 07

  That sounds British.

• 10:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it does. So they might just call it jizz.

• 10:43Speaker 07

  Mr. Bean would say.

• 10:44Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah. He doesn't, well, Mr. Bean doesn't talk famously.

• 10:47Speaker 07

  He talks. Hey, we watched episode one. We watched episode one, sir.

• 10:52Speaker 05

  He'll say, oh.

• 10:53Stavros Halkias?

  But he says like four words.

• 10:54Speaker 07

  He goes like, uh, what does he say? He's like, what did you study?

• 10:57Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right, right. Well, yeah, his voice is.

• 10:59Speaker 07

  A curd of cum.

• 11:00Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 11:04Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it's so funny that there's like four and a half episodes of Mr. Bean.

• 11:07Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's like the animated series is like thirty-six seasons.

• 11:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But the, the, the guy, he did like truly, like, it's insane.

• 11:16Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 11:16Speaker 05

  Rowan Atkinson, man.

• 11:17Speaker 07

  He did more Black Adder, yeah.

• 11:19Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 11:19Speaker 05

  That guy's one of the great, uh, quote, quotes behind a picture of him, guys.

• 11:25Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:26Stavros Halkias?

  Really?

• 11:26Speaker 05

  Rowan Atkinson.

• 11:27Stavros Halkias?

  Does he have a lot of quotes?

• 11:27Speaker 05

  You go on like Facebook, there's just a million, like, him with an Aston Martin. And it's like, don't pay attention to what the haters say.

• 11:34Stavros Halkias?

  Wait, wait, they're using Mr. Bean?

• 11:36Speaker 07

  They use, they, they.

• 11:36Stavros Halkias?

  Ironically?

• 11:37Speaker 05

  No, he's an alpha dog to a lot of people.

• 11:39Speaker 07

  They love to push this narrative around Mr. Bean.

• 11:42Stavros Halkias?

  That's gotta be Indian guys.

• 11:44Speaker 05

  It is.

• 11:45Speaker 07

  It's like, uh.

• 11:45Speaker 05

  They really like him.

• 11:47Speaker 06

  To be successful, you don't need a beautiful face and heroic body. What you need is a skillful mind and ability to perform.

• 11:54Speaker 07

  They post the picture of him in front of the Aston Martin and they say like, he used to be called the ugliest kid in his school.

• 12:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:01Speaker 07

  And then he used his funny looks to buy a big car.

• 12:04Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, man.

• 12:05Speaker 07

  Just like shit like that.

• 12:06Stavros Halkias?

  That's all foreign guy. That's, yeah, yeah.

• 12:08Speaker 07

  Wouldn't that suck, though, if like, they didn't make fun of him?

• 12:11Stavros Halkias?

  Of course. And also, he's not.

• 12:13Speaker 05

  He's probably fucking funny as fuck.

• 12:14Stavros Halkias?

  He's not that weird look. It's just like, he overdoes it for his character.

• 12:18Speaker 07

  Yeah, exactly.

• 12:18Stavros Halkias?

  Like, in some movies, he's almost kinda handsome.

• 12:20Speaker 05

  Johnny English, he's a little bit handsome.

• 12:22Stavros Halkias?

  Just a little bit, just enough. I mean, he's not hot, but he's not that fucked. In England, you don't think there's more fucked up looking guys in school in England?

• 12:29Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 12:30Stavros Halkias?

  Than Mr. Bean. Look up Mr. Bean as a baby. Let's see what he looked like.

• 12:33Speaker 05

  Mr. Bean as a baby.

• 12:34Speaker 07

  Picture of Mr. Bean's face on a baby, though.

• 12:36Stavros Halkias?

  You're right. It's gonna be AI.

• 12:37Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 12:38Stavros Halkias?

  We won't find anybody's fucking baby pictures anymore.

• 12:41Speaker 07

  That was like the oldest Photoshop stuff was putting Mr. Bean's face.

• 12:44Speaker 06

  I'm seeing a cartoon called Young Bean.

• 12:46Stavros Halkias?

  No, I didn't ask for a fuck cartoon.

• 12:48Speaker 07

  I'd like to watch that. I put that on the screen.

• 12:49Stavros Halkias?

  Rowan Atkinson as a baby.

• 12:51Speaker 07

  That's, he stole that, uh, dude, James A. Castor's wife.

• 12:54Stavros Halkias?

  He did?

• 12:55Speaker 07

  Yeah, he has a whole bit about that.

• 12:57Stavros Halkias?

  Mr. Bean fucked James A. Castor's wife?

• 12:59Speaker 07

  His wife and Mr. Bean did a play together, Rowan Atkinson.

• 13:02Speaker 05

  Never let your wife.

• 13:03Stavros Halkias?

  Wait, while they were together, while they were married?

• 13:05Speaker 07

  Together, and then she came home one day and was like, I have fallen in love with somebody on set, and it was Rowan Atkinson.

• 13:12Stavros Halkias?

  That's, getting cucked by Mr. Bean is wild.

• 13:14Speaker 07

  He's got a really great bit about it.

• 13:16Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not worth it. That's where I'm like, stand up, there are limits to how good stand-up is.

• 13:21Speaker 07

  You don't gotta tell everyone that.

• 13:22Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, my, the love of my life left me, but I have seven minutes.

• 13:25Speaker 05

  Dude, this kid is, I mean, come on.

• 13:27Stavros Halkias?

  Kid, that's a cute kid. That's a guy who fucks James A. Castor's wife right there.

• 13:33Stavros Halkias?

  James, come on the pod, let's discuss.

• 13:45Speaker 02

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