Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: My Hot Peppery Pucker Hole About this episode The ladies are dishing out a hot and spicy Ask, Tell, Confess this week! Meme's choice of weird soap gets Bunnie in a lather, and the crew takes confessions about a pepper-lube mix up and a hookup that truly had sparks flying. The gals also talk about why Joe Exotic hasn't appeared on the pod yet, crazy prison wives, and a man who "corn cobbed" his way into a bigger size.
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1:49 Speaker 02 Hello, friends.
1:53 Bunnie XO? Welcome to I'm so withered and weary you guys. It's been a frickin' long day. Welcome to Ask Tail Confess.
2:08 Bunnie XO? How are you guys?
2:10 Speaker 03 We're great.
2:11 Speaker 04 Great.
2:11 Bunnie XO? Good. Back at it, baby. We're uh, we're trying to get this Ask Tail Confess in before a tornado touches down.
2:19 Speaker 03 Yeah.
2:20 Speaker 04 I've been looking at the radar over here.
2:22 Speaker 03 For a while.
2:22 Bunnie XO? How's it looking?
2:24 Speaker 04 Not, not nice.
2:25 Speaker 03 Yeah, but where's it at?
2:27 Speaker 04 The entire middle.
2:28 Speaker 03 Like right now, is it like in Memphis or is it in Nashville?
2:33 Speaker 04 No, it's like west of us right now.
2:35 Speaker 03 Alright, well, we're fine.
2:36 Speaker 04 We got a minute.
2:37 Speaker 03 I can get home and save my animals.
2:39 Speaker 04 I can hear the wind.
2:40 Speaker 03 Yeah, the tree keeps.
2:41 Speaker 04 Throwing stuff out the window, though.
2:43 Speaker 03 It's rough.
2:44 Bunnie XO? Who wants to kick it off?
2:45 Speaker 03 Me.
2:46 Bunnie XO? Oh, God, alright.
2:47 Speaker 04 I don't want anyone to take it.
2:48 Bunnie XO? If it's about fucking buttholes and shit, I don't want to hear it.
2:54 Speaker 04 That's all we got. That's all we got.
2:56 Bunnie XO? Well.
2:57 Speaker 04 Okay, I'm going.
2:58 Bunnie XO? Alright, go.
3:00 Speaker 04 A fiery nightmare.
3:01 Bunnie XO? Oh, God, this.
3:03 Speaker 04 This is anonymous. Um, it says, my most embarrassing story ever. Only five people know this. The day after a Super Bowl 2007, my ex-husband wanted to try anal. I was like, okay. I told him to go to the kitchen and get the olive oil. He came, he came back with a small cup of oil. A few seconds later, I started to freak out, then crying. I sobered up instantly. While the day before, he made homemade hot wings with habanero peppers and he grabbed the pepper oil off the stove. You will never appreciate ice cubes in a washcloth on your asshole until you try anal with hot peppers. Also, an instant way to sober up.
3:45 Bunnie XO? Oh, my gosh.
3:48 Bunnie XO? Did he not look at the right bottle? How did you get those mixed up?
3:52 Speaker 03 Oh my, I feel like that would cause damage.
3:56 Speaker 04 Wait, I'm sure that probably hurt him too, or did he not even?
4:00 Bunnie XO? He might have not been able to get it in there yet.
4:02 Speaker 03 I wonder if she lubed up first?
4:04 Bunnie XO? Yeah, you have to lubed up.
4:05 Speaker 03 And was like, wait a minute, something's wrong. He never even got to stick it in.
4:09 Bunnie XO? Bro, if you had hemorrhoids, that shit was sizzling.
4:12 Speaker 03 I bet you those things like shriveled up and went back in.
4:14 Bunnie XO? That might be a good way to get rid of hemorrhoids.
4:16 Speaker 03 I mean, if someone tried to let me know.
4:18 Bunnie XO? Burn those suckers off, baby.
4:21 Speaker 03 Oh, man. It's like when you accidentally buy the wrong kind of soap and it's like the spearmint.
4:25 Speaker 04 It burns.
4:26 Speaker 03 Yeah, you accidentally like, oh wow, someone is literally blowing on my butthole right now.
4:31 Bunnie XO? Hmm.
4:31 Speaker 03 Yeah. Accidentally did that one time.
4:33 Bunnie XO? What about you memes? Blue on your butthole? Wait a second, you accidentally did what?
4:37 Speaker 04 We're not gonna brush over that.
4:38 Bunnie XO? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
4:39 Speaker 03 Like the wrong soap, like if you get a spearmint and you like put it in places it shouldn't, it should.
4:45 Bunnie XO? Who the fuck uses spearmint soap?
4:46 Speaker 03 Well, you know, like, or like.
4:48 Bunnie XO? You use some of the craziest soap, dude.
4:50 Speaker 03 Me?
4:50 Bunnie XO? Yes, can we talk about this? She will use like the fucking roughest fucking soap. What soap is it that you use?
4:58 Speaker 03 I use Dr. Bronner's.
4:59 Bunnie XO? Okay.
5:00 Speaker 03 Wait, first off, Johnson and Johnson literally causes cancer, so.
5:04 Speaker 04 Everything causes cancer nowadays.
5:05 Bunnie XO? That's what everybody says, but I've been using it for years, knock on wood, and my skin is baby soft and I'm forty-five and don't have one wrinkle, baby.
5:13 Speaker 03 Yeah, well.
5:14 Bunnie XO? Preserve me. Preserve me.
5:17 Speaker 03 That's just. It's formaldehyde in it.
5:20 Bunnie XO? There is formaldehyde in it.
5:21 Speaker 03 There is, I know.
5:23 Bunnie XO? That's why I said, preserve me.
5:26 Bunnie XO? Fucking, what do they call it?
5:28 Speaker 04 That literally.
5:28 Bunnie XO? What do they call it? Whatever they fucking drain all the shit out of the fucking bodies? What is it called?
5:32 Speaker 03 Um, embalming?
5:34 Bunnie XO? Embalming, baby, with Johnson and Johnson.
5:36 Speaker 03 Wow.
5:36 Speaker 04 Okay.
5:37 Bunnie XO? I love it. My hootenanny cannot fucking take any other wash.
5:41 Speaker 03 Anything else.
5:42 Bunnie XO? If I use fucking any other soap, my hootenanny's like, rah! Gets mad. It looks like something off a fucking, um, what is that show called? The dark crystal. Have you guys ever seen it?
5:53 Speaker 03 I thought we were going Predator and Alien.
5:54 Bunnie XO? It's an eighties fucking movie and there's these like little like animals that get mad and they're furry. And that's what my vagina looks like, dude.
6:01 Speaker 03 Oh, my gosh.
6:02 Bunnie XO? Anything other than baby soap.
6:06 Speaker 03 Wow. I did go on like, uh, the Yuka app the other day and the hand soap because I'm washing my hands so much. You and I are struggling with this because now that we are farmers, I am also
6:16 Bunnie XO? I have no nails.
6:17 Speaker 03 Afraid of salmonella. Like, I, because we have so many chickens and like, I know it's not that easy to get it, but I'm still freaked out about it. And we've got the babies and stuff. I wash my hands obsessively. I was in like the store the other day with my Yuka app and I scanned every single hand soap until I found one that, you know how long it took me to find a good hand soap?
6:36 Speaker 04 You think are good and they're.
6:38 Speaker 03 But now I don't dry out.
6:41 Bunnie XO? Well, let me know what you're using because I'm over here with no nails and wrinkly hands.
6:45 Speaker 04 You guys look the same.
6:47 Bunnie XO? I know. Well, you don't have nails on either. Why?
6:49 Speaker 03 I've been just painting.
6:50 Speaker 04 You're farmers now.
6:51 Bunnie XO? I know. I'm going to start doing the builder gels and using my real ones.
6:54 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's same. I like, I just took a set of gels off and I'm going to go put them back on. My nails are so strong.
7:00 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
7:00 Speaker 03 My nails are so strong.
7:01 Bunnie XO? I'm ready. Like, I think I'm ready for that transition.
7:04 Speaker 03 The new little like natural nail feel. Like I had a set on, you know, guys, I put like a whole set on.
7:09 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
7:10 Speaker 03 I immediately next day was like, I hate this.
7:12 Bunnie XO? Oh.
7:13 Speaker 03 I don't know why, but I was like, I need them off. And so once they fell off, I was like, I'm not, I just painted my naturals. And I was like, wait, I kind of like this.
7:19 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that's how I felt with this last set that Gina did. I was like, I cannot wait till they come off. And I just sat there and popped them all off.
7:25 Speaker 03 Yeah. I don't know. It's, it's nice. I enjoy it.
7:27 Bunnie XO? Maybe we're, we're in our, our baby mama gardening area.
7:29 Speaker 03 I'm here for it. Yeah. I don't, my baby's a lamb.
7:32 Bunnie XO? Scratching animals, you get shit under your nails, dude. Oh, my God. It was driving me crazy.
7:37 Speaker 03 Scrubber literally next to my sink to scrub under my nails when I put them back on because it freaked me out so bad. Like, if you get in there with the animals and then like you pull your hands away, like
7:46 Bunnie XO? Oh, it's disgusting.
7:47 Speaker 03 It's disgusting.
7:48 Bunnie XO? Oh, they, they roll in turds and everything. Fucking Crouch will have a dingleberry hanging off of him.
7:53 Speaker 03 Yeah, no. I, I looked out today as I was leaving. Dolly is rolling in a puddle.
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9:39 Bunnie XO? All right, I'm next or you're next? You want to go next? You go ahead. I don't have anything good this time. Uh, let me see, what do I got? What do I got? Ask from Jennifer. "I know you have mentioned before about being open to have an interview podcast with someone that's in jail, prison, and wanted to know if you would consider doing that with Joe Exotic. Maybe get to the bottom of all our questions when we all binge watched Tiger King during COVID. Love y'all." Well, it's funny you ask that because Joe has wanted to come on the podcast numerous times, but I have turned him down.
10:12 Speaker 03 He's a podcast whore.
10:14 Bunnie XO? Yeah, he goes on everybody's podcast. It does. He, I think he just went on Jesse Lawless's right when he was, I was gonna like have a podcast with him, but if I did do a podcast with him, it would have to be in the prison. I don't want it on the phone. Like, that's why none of his, his interviews connect with anybody and nobody's listening because they can't see him. If they could see him and actually hear his words and like see him saying them, then yeah, they, people would listen, but he just literally goes on everybody's podcast and he's on everybody's fucking Instagram accounts and it's just like.
10:44 Speaker 04 What if you got Carol instead?
10:46 Bunnie XO? Carol Baskin.
10:48 Speaker 03 Killed her husband, whacked him.
10:53 Speaker 03 That was really great, guys.
10:55 Bunnie XO? 2020's TikTok was elite.
10:57 Speaker 03 Elite, bro. I enjoyed those so much.
11:00 Bunnie XO? Yeah. I don't know. I don't, I didn't really care for Carol Baskin. I thought she was a shit human, you know?
11:07 Speaker 03 She murdered her husband.
11:08 Bunnie XO? I don't know about that. I don't think she did murder her husband. I think, didn't they end up finding him?
11:13 Speaker 03 There was a lot of rumors had that like he ran away to Mexico and stuff.
11:16 Bunnie XO? Yeah, recently he resurfaced.
11:20 Speaker 04 Something happened.
11:21 Bunnie XO? Yeah, something happened. We'll have to, I don't want, don't quote me on that, guys, but I'm pretty sure that he has resurfaced.
11:26 Speaker 03 Okay, let's talk about that real quick. I'm leaning into the whole Ghosted Adventures. Have you guys actually learned about that story, though? It wasn't just the fact that she tried to off him. She fell in love with a killer in jail.
11:40 Speaker 03 So she marries him, right? And like falls in love with some dude who killed off his whole family over a cam girl that he fell in love with. Yeah. And he spent, so do you guys know Control Alt Desire, the docu-series? It's on Paramount and he, this guy literally spent like his family's money, like two-
12:05 Bunnie XO? Is it about him?
12:06 Speaker 03 Yes, it's like $200,000. He like stole credit cards from his family and they confronted him and was like, we're taking your phone. You can't take our money anymore. And he walked in, got a gun and shot his whole family. So he goes to jail and because they did the docu-series on him, all these women are like, oh my God, we love him.
12:23 Bunnie XO? Is he hot?
12:23 Speaker 03 He's disgusting.
12:24 Bunnie XO? Oh God.
12:25 Speaker 03 He looks like a thumb. And he talks to them like, can't wait to see your pussy. That's literally how he talks to them.
12:31 Bunnie XO? Don't ever do that again.
12:33 Speaker 03 Wait till you see the videos of him. Insert here, Jason.
12:36 Bunnie XO? Show me a picture of him.
12:38 Speaker 06 Hi, my precious little kitty. This is just amazing that I get to see you like this. Those beautiful little nipples that I just wanna suck and bite on. I can't wait, baby. I can't wait to feel you.
12:48 Speaker 03 Oh, it's disgusting. So she-
12:51 Bunnie XO? Sounds like, it sounds like your ex.
12:52 Speaker 03 Yeah.
12:53 Bunnie XO? Literally.
12:53 Speaker 04 They probably like each other. They probably know each other.
12:56 Bunnie XO? Yeah, they probably fucking-
12:58 Speaker 04 But that show is insane.
13:01 Bunnie XO? I wanna watch it.
13:01 Speaker 04 Leave it to me to see it too.
13:03 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
13:03 Speaker 04 You're seeing the docu-series?
13:05 Bunnie XO? Mm-hmm.
13:05 Speaker 04 Oh dang.
13:06 Bunnie XO? He looks like a ghost. He's terrifying.
13:11 Speaker 03 Okay, so dude, she reaches out to, cause she watches the docu-series, reaches out to him, falls in love.
13:19 Bunnie XO? This is dude from Ghost Adventures wife.
13:21 Speaker 03 Wife, who is like significantly younger than him. So she, not saying there's anything wrong with that, but like she, she-
13:28 Bunnie XO? How much younger?
13:29 Speaker 03 Like, I think he's in his 50s, she was in her 20s.
13:32 Bunnie XO? Okay, well, I mean, that's kinda not great either, you know?
13:39 Speaker 03 So he-
13:40 Bunnie XO? Questionable.
13:41 Speaker 03 Yeah, I don't know like their, their whole timeline or anything, but like at this time, she's like now in her late twenties, I believe. So she falls in love with this dude. He gets like a burner phone. Burner phones her and is like literally like, I love you. They like literally fall just madly in love with one another. So she was like, you know, we should kill my husband. And he's like, I got someone. Hits up some dude on his burner phone.
14:07 Bunnie XO? They say this on jail shit?
14:09 Speaker 03 It's this burner phone that he's hiding. Yeah, they're like texting and he's like, cool, I'll hit up my hitman. Hits up this guy, we'll pay you set amount of money. She's talking to him and everything. Gives him Aaron's location, cause she has like on her iPhone where he's at. He's out filming Ghost Adventures. And then like she's keeping in contact, oh, you're back at your hotel room? Are you alone? Yeah. So they send the hitman to go kill him alone at the hotel. And then all of a sudden, hitman just goes blank and stops replying. At that time.
14:37 Bunnie XO? Was a cop.
14:39 Speaker 03 At that time, they bust into his cell and take his cellphone, but they don't immediately go through it, so they have no idea.
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16:38 Speaker 03 Call one eight hundred four four botox to learn more. When they finally go through it is when they read this text chain and was like, oh my gosh, we have to go save him because they have this hitman. Out to get him. Meanwhile, she's posting on Instagram like cuddling with him on the couch, like at Disneyland with my Valentine, like so in love. And even at one point, she's like, texts are wild, like the real text messages, like, I feel like maybe I feel bad. Maybe I should just divorce him. No, just kidding. Like, we'll just kill him.
17:08 Bunnie XO? What the fuck?
17:10 Speaker 03 Can you believe that? Like, just leave him. Like, we've just-
17:13 Speaker 04 Bro. Brought something home that like fucking possessed her or something.
17:17 Bunnie XO? What's wrong? I mean-
17:19 Speaker 04 I'm pretty sure his, he got divorced because of his, I don't, I think he had a, a other wife that it was just like getting to be too much. Like, he would bring things home from filming.
17:33 Speaker 03 Yeah, everyone that knows him, like, and they were saying, like, he is the sweetest, most gentle, like-
17:39 Speaker 04 They always send him to the end of the hall to-
17:40 Speaker 03 I know. I feel bad for him. But yeah, everyone's like, he's so sweet and this malicious ass bitch.
17:46 Bunnie XO? That's, I just can't, the, the mentality of like, maybe I should divorce him. Ah, now let's just fucking kill him. Like, How do you say those words without feeling like something, you know?
17:58 Speaker 03 You're just a psychotic.
17:59 Bunnie XO? Yeah. If you don't, if you can just kill somebody because you want to be with somebody else, there's a-
18:04 Speaker 03 How did you plan on being with someone who is in jail for life?
18:09 Speaker 03 He's serving a life sentence. Like, you slaughtered three people. You slaughtered your family, your mother, your father, like-
18:16 Speaker 04 How does she not think she could be next? Like-
18:19 Speaker 03 He's not go-
18:20 Bunnie XO? These bitches, these prison wives are just crazy.
18:23 Speaker 03 Yes.
18:24 Bunnie XO? I feel bad for women who, okay, here's the thing. If you were with a man for X amount of years and then he went to prison, I can understand holding him down.
18:35 Speaker 03 Being faithful.
18:35 Bunnie XO? Yes. But if you just met this man while he's in prison and you're holding him down, like, I, I feel like something's wrong.
18:44 Speaker 03 Yes.
18:45 Bunnie XO? Like, where is the detachment that you don't want to be with somebody who's available to you?
18:52 Speaker 03 Uh, Ash Ravino.
18:54 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
18:55 Speaker 04 An inmate hopper. She calls herself that.
18:57 Speaker 03 It's a weird thing to call yourself.
18:58 Bunnie XO? She's, I haven't seen her lately.
19:01 Speaker 04 She got banned on like all.
19:04 Speaker 03 Someone just took her out.
19:05 Speaker 04 Banned.
19:06 Bunnie XO? Damn.
19:07 Speaker 04 And now she's selling little kits she's making that has a scrunchie, um, a lip gloss and a lollipop.
19:14 Bunnie XO? I wouldn't fucking suck on anything from her.
19:16 Speaker 04 They're all from like Sheen and stuff.
19:18 Bunnie XO? Where's she selling these at?
19:21 Speaker 04 I don't know. The, but the first 10 people that buy get a free cup.
19:25 Bunnie XO? So all her socia's are down?
19:27 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
19:28 Bunnie XO? How do you know all this Haley?
19:30 Speaker 03 She is, she was on the beach in Hawaii, watching updates.
19:35 Bunnie XO? You are one of those people.
19:37 Speaker 04 Brie Olson in 2K.
19:38 Bunnie XO? Uh, same. And I, that shit's getting forced fed to me.
19:41 Speaker 03 I actually don't know anything about this.
19:42 Speaker 04 So bad for the kids in that situation.
19:45 Bunnie XO? Yeah, like so embarrassing and just gross.
19:48 Speaker 04 Do I need to get you one of that?
19:49 Speaker 03 Just send them to me.
19:49 Speaker 04 Okay, I got you.
19:50 Bunnie XO? You got one for us?
19:51 Speaker 03 I feel like I just told my story. You guys can tell another one.
19:54 Bunnie XO? All right, go ahead Haley. You got one more?
19:55 Speaker 04 Oh, Jesus Christ.
19:56 Bunnie XO? I'll do one, one, uno más, two.
19:58 Speaker 04 Uh, okay. This one's called High Voltage Passion. Um, Amanda says, my ex and I lived eight hours away from our hometown. On our way to visit family, we're about 15 minutes from getting into town and I was super in the mood. I told him to pull over so we can have a quickie before we got to my parents' house.
20:15 Bunnie XO? I love car sex.
20:16 Speaker 04 Right, yeah. Well, he pulled off and parked by this huge canal that is known as the High Line, where we used to swim at when we were teens. They now have huge electrical towers going down the High Line dirt roads. When we got out and started wham bam, thank you ma'am, I kept getting shocked, but it felt good at the same time. When we were done, he asked me if it felt like I was getting shocked and I told him yes. He said he was too and it felt amazing. When I went in to kiss him after we got shocked again and realized the electricity from those towers were flowing through the ground, going through our feet and into our bodies, causing us to shock each other while we were having sex. It definitely was weird, but definitely felt really good and a memory I was always, I will always remember.
20:59 Bunnie XO? That's kinda hot.
21:01 Speaker 03 I kinda wanna try it. I kinda wanna try it. They use like electrical stuff and everything like that. I mean, it's like rubbing your feet on the carpet and tapping someone.
21:09 Speaker 04 See, that doesn't feel good to me though. When I like talk to them, that doesn't.
21:12 Bunnie XO? I wonder how it felt though. I wonder if it was like, I wonder if it was like, if it like vibrated almost.
21:18 Speaker 03 Like tingly.
21:18 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
21:19 Speaker 03 Yeah.
21:20 Bunnie XO? Yeah, cuz electricity.
21:21 Speaker 03 They make like creams and stuff that make you tingly. So like, why, I feel like that would essentially be the same.
21:25 Bunnie XO? Yeah. No, that's definitely a good memory.
21:27 Speaker 03 That was a good story.
21:27 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
21:28 Speaker 03 Good story.
21:28 Bunnie XO? I like it.
21:29 Speaker 03 Yeah.
21:29 Bunnie XO? I like it a lot.
21:30 Speaker 03 Yeah.
21:30 Bunnie XO? I like it a lot. I got one more.
21:32 Speaker 03 But yeah.
21:33 Bunnie XO? I don't know what I got. Hold on, I gotta look.
21:35 Speaker 03 What's what you get?
21:36 Bunnie XO? I don't know what I got. I don't know what I got.
21:39 Speaker 03 Give it a little something.
21:41 Bunnie XO? Okay, I got one for you. This was in two thousand seven ish. I was at a house party and this is from Casey. I was at a house party with a group of friends that would rent a place for the weekend and throw a party. Everyone was hanging out naked in the pool. When I was hanging out, I noticed a new face. He was the only one in the pool wearing a bathing suit, but I thought, oh, it's his first time. Maybe he's just shy or whatever. I should have known there was another reason, but I didn't at the time. Fast forward, he came up to me and was so cute and we were chatting and he asked if I wanted to go into one of the bedrooms. This sounds like a fucking swingers party. I was tipsy and having fun, so sure, why not? We get in there, start kissing, took off our clothes and he asked me to get on top and that's when I noticed.
22:26 Bunnie XO? He only is about two inches when hard. In my head, I was like, um, me on top is not going to work, but he was insistent. I didn't want to hurt his feelings and leave, so I sucked it up and got on top. Thank God he was finished in about thirty seconds without even getting, without even getting inside of me. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.
22:48 Speaker 03 He never even got it in. Poor guy.
22:51 Bunnie XO? Poor guy.
22:52 Speaker 03 Poor guy.
22:53 Bunnie XO? Poor guy. God.
22:57 Speaker 03 Not being worse than a micro penis.
23:01 Bunnie XO? Listen, man.
23:03 Speaker 04 Sometimes I'm glad I'm not a man because like you're just stuck.
23:06 Speaker 03 I know. Is there something you can do about that?
23:08 Speaker 04 There is penis enlargement surgery.
23:11 Bunnie XO? Enlargement, yeah, you can get it longer.
23:12 Speaker 03 Really? What do they do?
23:14 Bunnie XO? I don't know how it works though. They give you like an extension. There's shots that you can take. There's like a bunch of stuff.
23:19 Speaker 04 Pills at gas stations.
23:21 Speaker 03 Is there like an implant too or something?
23:23 Bunnie XO? There's an implant that you can have, yeah.
23:25 Speaker 03 That is wild.
23:26 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
23:29 Speaker 04 I'd be a pumper.
23:31 Bunnie XO? I think that's what you have to do when you get an implant, you have to pump it up. It's like a button that you have to pump it up in there. God.
23:41 Speaker 03 I just heard this story yesterday while Dustin was on the phone with Jason about this guy. Tried to use a penis pump, but like he was already too big. He was like a corn cob, he said, and his nickname's corn cob. Cause it was like coming out the other end. He couldn't even get it to like pump. Yeah, I overheard that conversation.
23:59 Bunnie XO? Where's he at? Momo needs him.
24:00 Speaker 03 Yeah, well, he's like 70.
24:02 Bunnie XO? Oh, God. Why is corn cob swanging like that, dude?
24:07 Speaker 04 God, I can't stop.
24:08 Bunnie XO? What is up with Jason and the people that he fucking knows and talks to? I'm starting to question Jason, okay? What in the fuck?
24:20 Speaker 03 I'm crying.
24:22 Bunnie XO? And on that note, we're out of here.
24:25 Speaker 03 Baba's got the hog.
24:27 Bunnie XO? I gotta go. See you guys next week. Bye.
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