Dumbfoundead & The Asian Stereotype

Johnnie Park aka Dumbfoundead brings his new book Spit: A Life in Battles to TigerBelly - We learn how to roast and read the room. We chat racist family feud, Asian stereotypes gone too far, Jonnie’s wild stories, North Korea math, the truth about truth, stealing FUBU, Moncler obsession, and best dressed comics. Take prevention into your own hand and then put it in your doctor’s. Get a prostate screening. Go to www.beatcanceroff.com http://www.beatcanceroff.com for more information Join the membership for where you live at joinbilt.com/BELLY http://joinbilt.com/BELLY. That’s joinbilt.com/BELLY http://joinbilt.com/BELLY. Make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit www. Hims.com/BELLY http://www. Hims.com/BELLY From the creator of JOHN WICK and NOBODY comes the new movie NORMAL: a double-barreled shotgun blast of pure mayhem. Starring Bob Odenkirk, Henry Winkler, and Lena Headey. See it only in theaters starting April 17. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:25Speaker 00

  Are you auditioning for something?

• 1:27Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 1:27Speaker 00

  Are you auditioning for something?

• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 1:31Bobby Lee?

  Hey, who, what, what? Who the [bleep] are you talking to?

• 1:35Speaker 02

  It's me, Little Mice.

• 1:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:39Bobby Lee?

  Little Mice, where you been?

• 1:41Speaker 02

  Hey, boss, I got the drugs in the bag.

• 1:43Bobby Lee?

  You, you got the drugs in the bag?

• 1:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, did you see, uh, two-time Patch Girl?

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, two ti- three times.

• 1:48Speaker 02

  Three times.

• 1:49Bobby Lee?

  Three times over here.

• 1:50Speaker 02

  She's got a crazy voice.

• 1:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:52Speaker 02

  A, a chin foreface, what's up?

• 1:54Speaker 03

  Hey, my name Juan.

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she- he ain't even from Brooklyn.

• 1:59Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  Where you from?

• 2:00Speaker 03

  From Utah.

• 2:04Bobby Lee?

  What Utah, is there a Sicily in Utah?

• 2:07Speaker 03

  It's a Salt Lake city.

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  It's a Salt Lake city. Same thing, same thing, same thing, same thing. How you doing?

• 2:13Speaker 03

  Good.

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  What's your name, I forgot?

• 2:17Speaker 03

  Twinkie.

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  Twinkie?

• 2:19Speaker 03

  Twinkie, yeah.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  Twinkie, you know where you're at. Oh, I remember you, Twinkie!

• 2:22Speaker 03

  I'm Frankie's cousin.

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:25Speaker 02

  What is it, boss?

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  Hey, how you doing?

• 2:27Speaker 02

  What did you call Twinkie?

• 2:29Speaker 03

  Call me [BLEEP] Twinkie.

• 2:31Speaker 02

  Oh, [BLEEP] Twinkie.

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's you. You told me you didn't want me to call you that anymore.

• 2:38Bobby Lee?

  John Park, confounded, a round of applause.

• 2:43Speaker 00

  Author.

• 2:44Speaker 04

  That's, I don't know. Yeah, I think that's true.

• 2:45Bobby Lee?

  That's me?

• 2:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's you.

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  Author, that's hilarious.

• 2:48Speaker 05

  Put the book on camera, Bobby.

• 2:50Speaker 00

  Why is that hilarious? He's an author.

• 2:51Speaker 03

  Put the book on camera, baby.

• 2:53Speaker 00

  And give it a rave review.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, you got the front, I'll give the back.

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  You got front and back.

• 3:00Speaker 00

  I'll do the side.

• 3:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll do the side, okay. And then just open to one random page. Can I read an excerpt?

• 3:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Of one of your...

• 3:06Speaker 05

  Just one, choose a page.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna randomly, and I'm gonna do it as a character.

• 3:10Speaker 00

  I like that, I like that.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna do Andrew Rice Clay anymore. I'm gonna kick the glasses off.

• 3:17Speaker 03

  Can I see them? Can I see the book?

• 3:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  It's like, it's like him asking the book. It's like saying, you know, can I give you, uh, can you give me the formula of the nuclear bomb? There's just no way you'd be able to understand it. Not good job.

• 3:37Speaker 05

  It was okay.

• 3:38Speaker 03

  It was okay. Bottom barrel, you know? Can I see the glasses real quick?

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Absolutely not.

• 3:46Speaker 03

  Why?

• 3:46Speaker 05

  Those are like fancy, fancy.

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  They're very fancy.

• 3:49Speaker 04

  Let's have him read an excerpt. How about that?

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I pick you the excerpt. You have to say it as long, as fast as you can.

• 3:56Speaker 03

  How to roast and read the room.

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, we love to learn, because I don't know, I don't know those rules. Go ahead.

• 4:03Speaker 03

  You want me to do a little voice, or just my normal?

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  Your voice is odd.

• 4:07Speaker 00

  You're a reading voice. Yeah, you're a reading voice.

• 4:08Speaker 04

  This is for the audiobook we're gonna do.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, hire a narrator. That's gonna be an 18-hour audiobook.

• 4:17Speaker 00

  One chapter.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:18Speaker 03

  Twenty-four. Spit, A Life in Battles.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't have to do this.

• 4:24Speaker 03

  What's...

• 4:24Speaker 00

  I like it.

• 4:24Speaker 05

  Just the...

• 4:25Speaker 03

  That's a good intro. I like that. The audio book, right?

• 4:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do it.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  It's like a...

• 4:28Speaker 00

  Available on Amazon now. You gonna add that?

• 4:30Speaker 03

  What's, cause on Amazon...

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  Amazon, never.

• 4:35Speaker 03

  Cause on, well, Amazon Books, right? They have like a preview, right?

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. This is the preview.

• 4:40Speaker 03

  I, I'd read books.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  All right, Jaime, can you just pick a chapter and read a paragraph?

• 4:45Speaker 03

  Spit, A Life in Battles by Joni Park.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  It's Johnny, but you know, it's fine.

• 4:51Speaker 03

  Oh, Johnny.

• 4:52Speaker 05

  Johnny.

• 4:53Speaker 03

  AKA Dumbfoundead. Third State Books.

• 4:58Speaker 03

  Page ninety-seven. How to roast and read the room. Here's a little thought exercise by Johnnie Park.

• 5:08Speaker 03

  What are your top five ways you could insult an Asian guy?

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why this has to be the chapter.

• 5:14Speaker 00

  Wait, this is funny. How to insult...

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  I can't believe this. Wait, wait, wait. Stop for a second. You literally wrote this?

• 5:21Speaker 03

  It's a thought exercise. Okay, just keep...

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:23Speaker 03

  More to it than that.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, I know. I'm really interested to learn, so I'm learning.

• 5:28Speaker 03

  All right, do a thought exercise. Do the thought exercise it's asking you to do.

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  All right, so go to first, what's the first?

• 5:32Speaker 03

  Page ninety-seven?

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  I'll go to, you wanna do a group reading?

• 5:35Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  All right. Ninety-seven. I can't read to read this.

• 5:40Speaker 00

  We're all engaged now. This is great, Dom.

• 5:41Speaker 03

  It worked, yeah. Off the first page that he...

• 5:44Speaker 00

  How do I insult an Asian guy?

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let me read it.

• 5:47Speaker 03

  Go ahead.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 5:49Speaker 03

  Go ahead.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. Cause I'm very, I'm very curious about these rules.

• 5:54Speaker 03

  There's no rules.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. The thought exercise.

• 5:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  All right. How to roast and read the room. That doesn't sound like a thought exercise.

• 6:02Speaker 03

  Just, just, just read.

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, wait, wait. That doesn't sound like a, does that sound like a thought exercise?

• 6:06Speaker 03

  Well, it's starting with a thought exercise.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  No, no, it's just top, top.

• 6:08Speaker 03

  It's start...

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  That, that sounds like a here, this is how you do it, which is instructional.

• 6:13Speaker 05

  I don't think that he's gonna tell you what to say about an Asian guy. I think it's just...

• 6:18Speaker 03

  What do you, what?

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna practice...

• 6:20Speaker 03

  What comes to the average mind?

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm gonna practice it. All right, so...

• 6:23Speaker 05

  He's not gonna be like, call him the C-word, or call...

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So let's talk about the average mind. Who has an average mind? Al, I think, Jaime, you have the average mind.

• 6:31Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Put the foot down, put the book down.

• 6:34Speaker 05

  Put the foot down.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  Put the foot down and close the book.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  Just close the book.

• 6:40Speaker 04

  Okay, and read that first part again.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  No, no. I am going to.

• 6:43Speaker 04

  Okay, cool.

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  But I want you to just judge.

• 6:46Speaker 05

  Okay, yeah, go ahead.

• 6:47Bobby Lee?

  To see if this is.

• 6:47Speaker 04

  Perfect.

• 6:48Speaker 05

  A true thought exercise.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  True thought exercises or telling people what to do.

• 6:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here we go.

• 6:54Speaker 05

  If there's a C word or a G word.

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what you're talking about with those words.

• 6:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. How to roast a room and read, no.

• 7:02Speaker 05

  Can you do it regular?

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, I'm gonna tell my glasses off. I think it's fucking.

• 7:07Speaker 04

  Go ahead, go ahead.

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  How to roast and read the room.

• 7:11Bobby Lee?

  Could read good tone?

• 7:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Here's a little thought exercise. Oh. What are the top five ways you could insult an Asian guy? If you're Asian, you probably won't have to think too hard.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  But if you're not Asian, don't worry, you won't get cancelled.

• 7:27Speaker 04

  Good.

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. Already good.

• 7:30Speaker 04

  Right?

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:30Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  Most likely within your list are the following commonly held stereotypes. Now, this is where I'm gonna have a problem.

• 7:37Speaker 04

  No, no, no, let's see.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, or let's see, okay.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  Asians have small.

• 7:42Speaker 04

  Wait, hold on, hold on. I thought you were gonna try to see if he can guess the ones.

• 7:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, let's call the top five.

• 7:46Speaker 04

  What comes to Haima's mind? That's the whole idea of the thought exercise. If you're not Asian. If you're not Asian, like, what would be the first things you think of?

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 7:54Speaker 05

  Don't go read it, Bob.

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not gonna read. So, all right, so, um. Here's some stereotypes held by people, and can you name them?

• 8:02Speaker 05

  Name one, Haima.

• 8:03Speaker 03

  Terrible drivers.

• 8:05Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  It's on it.

• 8:06Speaker 04

  It's on it, yeah.

• 8:07Speaker 05

  I'll go for a second. I'll go, oh, Haima.

• 8:10Speaker 03

  Rice eater.

• 8:12Speaker 04

  That's not in there.

• 8:14Speaker 03

  I like that.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  It's a global thing.

• 8:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:18Speaker 05

  That's not, that's not too bad, though, because I have been called like a rice picker.

• 8:22Speaker 04

  Oh, interesting.

• 8:23Bobby Lee?

  It's still not, there's no way that would be.

• 8:25Speaker 04

  That wouldn't be, like, if Steve Harvey, if Steve Harvey was like Family Feud. Is it on the board? Like, rice picker would not be on there.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  Cabbage eater.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, Germans eat cabbage, people eat cabbage.

• 8:37Speaker 05

  Sourdough.

• 8:38Speaker 04

  This is like racist Family Feud, it really is.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:40Speaker 05

  What else, Haima?

• 8:41Speaker 04

  Haima, what else?

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  You got one.

• 8:44Speaker 04

  Is there five? There's five, right?

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  You wrote it.

• 8:46Speaker 04

  I know, I know, I'm saying how many are there?

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's five.

• 8:52Speaker 03

  Small eyes.

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's on it, but I already said that.

• 8:54Speaker 03

  Okay, small eyes.

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:56Speaker 05

  What else is small?

• 9:00Speaker 03

  Some people with instruments, like they're good with discipline.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Those are you talking about Asian attack. That's a great compliment. It's a compliment.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  That's truth. He's also Gen Z, so maybe they don't even know.

• 9:15Speaker 04

  You know, I have an argument against that.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  They got updated stereotypes.

• 9:21Speaker 04

  They're good at TikTok. I don't know, just like.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  K-pop? See?

• 9:25Speaker 04

  No.

• 9:27Speaker 04

  Why don't you guess, George?

• 9:28Speaker 05

  George, George.

• 9:28Speaker 06

  I was like waiting to get tagged in here.

• 9:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, go ahead, George. Go, George, you go.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  You go, close your book, yeah.

• 9:35Speaker 06

  Wait, good at math, small dicks, uh...

• 9:38Speaker 05

  Is small dick on there?

• 9:39Speaker 06

  Slow down. Slow down, bro.

• 9:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, you nailed the math, good at math.

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  You got two, you got two right on the note.

• 9:47Speaker 04

  I think that's exactly how I wrote it, too.

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, small dicks, go ahead.

• 9:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:53Speaker 06

  Let's see, something about yellow?

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 9:55Speaker 06

  Oh, I'm already out?

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  No, you get another shot. This next one is...

• 10:01Speaker 06

  Classic.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say this is a thing, but go ahead.

• 10:06Speaker 05

  Oh, no. You can't just throw that around.

• 10:10Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say? No, no, it's not Asian slur. It's not the list, this is your opportunity to do an Asian slur.

• 10:17Speaker 04

  Okay, let's move on, what's the thing?

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  Well, the fifth last, we all look alike.

• 10:21Speaker 04

  Asians all look alike. So that was the idea that, like, I'm setting it up for my experience, obviously, in battles and things I've gotten hit with commonly, and so those are...

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, there are other stereotypes that we have.

• 10:34Speaker 04

  And like I've said, like, it's obvious because most of the people in the room got it right.

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  I understand, but what was the point of just listing only five?

• 10:42Speaker 06

  You have to read the rest of the chapter.

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you have to read the rest?

• 10:45Speaker 04

  Come on.

• 10:47Speaker 04

  Well, now I look terrible because that's all I wrote? That's crazy.

• 10:51Bobby Lee?

  All right, go ahead.

• 10:52Speaker 05

  But it's like self-explanatory, you have to know what, you got to anticipate what they're gonna say about you already so that you can give something back.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I already have 19 bullets loaded.

• 11:03Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Every time I meet anybody, you hear in my mind?

• 11:08Speaker 04

  Well, but that's, that's part of it. It's like, it's like the Eminem Eight Mile effect where he went onstage and is like, "Yeah, I am a trailer trash. I am white. I am the, you know, whatever."

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  You call yourself out first.

• 11:19Speaker 04

  Yeah. It's, it's, you know, the tactic of like, it's comedy, right? Like, you know that. I mean.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  Do you know it?

• 11:25Speaker 04

  I know it.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm kidding. I think you're funny, very funny. But don't be, no.

• 11:29Speaker 05

  But roasting is so separate, right? Yeah, 'cause like, I feel like.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  How to roast and read the room?

• 11:37Speaker 05

  'Cause I feel like there are some really good, like, stand-ups who don't know how to, like, roast, like, at all, or that's not like their strength, right?

• 11:45Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 11:45Speaker 05

  And I don't think you like to roast. You don't ever do those.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  Andrew, Andrew and I don't like to roast. Not that we can't.

• 11:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just feel it to be mean.

• 11:54Speaker 04

  You do it all the time on the podcast.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I don't.

• 11:58Speaker 04

  Mean? When was he like?

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  I've never roasted on the podcast. That's insane.

• 12:03Speaker 04

  You roasted me on and off the podcast, all the time.

• 12:06Bobby Lee?

  What's, I don't know the definition of roast. You're talking about Khalyla's eyes every podcast.

• 12:11Speaker 05

  Bobby.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  They're, they're called truths. Yeah.

• 12:14Speaker 03

  That's a roast.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  That's not a roast. Oh, so what's the difference?

• 12:17Speaker 05

  Observations.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  An observation.

• 12:19Speaker 04

  Well, the truth is.

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  What's the difference between an observation and a roast?

• 12:22Speaker 04

  The roasts kinda have to hit after they see you. They're like, "Okay, this might be a small truth." You know what I mean? I think there needs to be some sort of kernel of truth that you can connect.

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  I think what I do, though, is, is that if I, I might be, you know, and you know, here's another thing. I, I, you know, a lot of people think I'm aggressive on the podcast and I'm bullying.

• 12:38Speaker 05

  That you roast all day.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  One of the best roasters in the podcast.

• 12:43Speaker 04

  Here's the definition of a roast.

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is the definition?

• 12:45Speaker 04

  A form of insult comedy where a specific person is subjected to jokes, ridicule, and playful mockery, often with an underlying tone of affection or intended humor.

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  That's like your whole. Oh, okay.

• 12:56Speaker 04

  That's like, yeah.

• 12:57Bobby Lee?

  There's love behind it. No, no, let me defend, let me defend myself real quick, okay? Who just laughed?

• 13:02Speaker 05

  The guy who said the C-word.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I still haven't forgot about that.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  What? Oh.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 13:10Speaker 03

  I can't get canceled. Hey, look, this, this one's funny.

• 13:16Speaker 03

  You wrote that?

• 13:16Speaker 04

  We found your audience.

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  I read it, read it.

• 13:19Speaker 04

  We found your audience. Well, don't say that.

• 13:20Speaker 03

  I'm not gonna say that one.

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:22Speaker 03

  Here's a roast for you, Bobby.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:23Speaker 03

  I'll beat your ass like a Korean dad. When you bring a bee in math. Where's that from? Is this from a movie?

• 13:31Speaker 04

  It's a line that I got hit with. I'll beat your ass like a Korean dad.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, say it like you're roasting me.

• 13:36Speaker 04

  I'll beat your ass like a Korean dad? When you bring home a bee in math.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  And everyone goes, "Ah!"

• 13:46Speaker 04

  And then he starts pop locking. He starts doing the robot.

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  They do, that's what they do, right?

• 13:51Speaker 04

  They don't do that.

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, do me another one. I wanna, I like this one.

• 13:53Speaker 03

  Which, which one of y'all's? Oh, you read that one.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you read it.

• 13:56Speaker 04

  No, no, there's another.

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give me a roast. I'm gonna...

• 13:59Speaker 03

  Okay. When it's raining cats and dogs? You run outside, you run outside with, uh, packs of sauce.

• 14:08Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, that's the I one.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you can't see me!

• 14:14Speaker 04

  All right, say one more, say one more.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:16Speaker 03

  Yo, look at your f***ing moon-shaped Lucy Liu face. Your dick is half-used tube of a toothpaste.

• 14:27Speaker 04

  And then the head explodes.

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  Well, I understand it now.

• 14:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:33Bobby Lee?

  I understand it fully.

• 14:34Speaker 04

  The funny thing is, all those jokes still work against him.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  They're not good at all.

• 14:38Speaker 04

  Shut up.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  Well, you gotta... Here's the thing.

• 14:40Speaker 04

  Well, you know, if you're reading the roast in a book, it's not gonna hit the same when you were there.

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  It's a good book, it's a good thing.

• 14:45Speaker 04

  Thank you. You haven't even read the book.

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  I read the whole book.

• 14:47Speaker 04

  No, you didn't.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  Three times.

• 14:48Speaker 04

  You didn't read it.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  Um, I read it backwards. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so what I wanna say is... And I, I just wanna get to this argument and let's, we can move on.

• 14:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  Is, is that...

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  Me and Andrew don't roast, like, we've been asked to do roasts on Comedy Central. And it's like, number, number, number one, I don't write that way.

• 15:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  And I think roasts have punchlines in them. You know what I mean? And heavy references, I mean, they're designed, right? I mean, a good rose is clever. You know what I mean? They usually have cultural significance of what's going on now. And I think that, um, and they're mean, a lot of it's mean. So, so it's like, for me, it's like, I feel bad about it. What I'm doing here on this podcast, and I just literally looking at your face.

• 15:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  Right? And just seeing what I'm seeing.

• 15:41Speaker 04

  So what would you say now?

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  I just think that he's, uh...

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  Now, how you doing? You know, I can say it like this, you know? Some people call choking the chicken. That was a friend of mine in the neighborhood. Stroking the pipe. That's another friend of mine.

• 15:59Speaker 05

  You know, I like, I like the word wank. I feel like it's a little less aggressive.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  I like spanking the monkey. Hey, baby, what's up? Slap, slap, slapping the salami, baby.

• 16:09Speaker 04

  About gooning.

• 16:10Speaker 03

  Back in my neighborhood, I used to wank the papaya.

• 16:13Speaker 05

  Oh, my God.

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  I've never heard of that. Hello? So, anyway, masturbate.

• 16:20Speaker 05

  Listen, masturbation is perfectly normal, perfectly healthy, and you may not be masturbating enough if you're not...

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  Or have sexual intercourse.

• 16:27Speaker 05

  All the good, you know?

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  All the good.

• 16:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:28Speaker 04

  And then when you're done?

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  Use a tissue.

• 16:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, don't use your old socks, or don't use whatever. Be a gentleman and use a tissue.

• 16:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Beat cancer off.

• 16:40Speaker 05

  What does that mean?

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  What I do is I masturbate, I ejaculate 21 times out of the month. Do you know why?

• 16:45Speaker 05

  Well, I do.

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 16:47Speaker 05

  For your health, right?

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  It's for your health.

• 16:49Speaker 05

  To prevent prostate cancer.

• 16:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I, and I urge everyone out there to get their prostate checked.

• 16:55Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  Right? Because, and, you know, a lot of people go, I'm, you know, man, I'm holding it in. You know, I don't think that's a good thing.

• 17:01Speaker 05

  Well, fuck cancer, wants men to beat cancer off, literally.

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  They do.

• 17:05Speaker 05

  Research suggests that men who ejaculate 21-plus times a month may actually reduce their risk of prostate cancer by up to 22%.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  I got prostate cancer is the second-leading cause of cancer death in men, and screening rates remain dangerously low. This initiative is crucial.

• 17:20Speaker 03

  Early detection saves lives.

• 17:22Speaker 05

  Take prevention into your own hand, your literal hand, and then put it in your doctor's.

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  Get a prostate screening today. Do it now, man.

• 17:30Speaker 05

  Go to beatcanceroff.com. For more information.

• 17:33Speaker 04

  And make sure you watch the...

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

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• 17:49Speaker 05

  I mean, we can all agree, right? Like, housing is super expensive. Rent, mortgage, it doesn't matter which one you're paying. It stings every month. But Bilt can make it feel a little bit better. And Bobby, please explain.

• 18:00Bobby Lee?

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• 18:11Speaker 05

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• 18:17Speaker 03

  I like cars, so I'll use Lyft rides.

• 18:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you don't own the car.

• 18:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, but like-

• 18:21Bobby Lee?

  What's experience? You would experience every car.

• 18:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  That's so good, dude. Student loan balances, you wouldn't know anything about that.

• 18:31Speaker 05

  You can use it on restaurants.

• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:32Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, restaurants.

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

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• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  And just seeing what I'm seeing. So what would you say now? I just think that he's, uh...

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  You look like the Gaza Strait.

• 19:03Bobby Lee?

  The Hormoz Strait. The Hormoz Strait. It's closed. But here's the thing. That's not even funny. Yeah, yeah. Cut that part out. No, we're keeping that. We're keeping that. I mean, that's why I'm not a roaster. No, no, but here's the thing. You can just tell, right? You know, the Comedy Central roasters are more prepared. And you look more like a moon than me. Okay, all right. I mean, look at your skin color. You're, I mean, way more moon than me.

• 19:31Speaker 04

  He just moved on because it didn't hit on Jaime. So he's like, let me move on to this guy. No, but what I mean is there's multiple styles, right? Like you have the Comedy Central, everyone's prepared and they're setting it up and doing culturally relevant stuff, but if you're in a room with like 12 black dudes, then they're gonna, every second, there's a roast. You know what I mean? Like every three seconds.

• 19:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, if I was in a room with 12 black dudes, right?

• 19:52Speaker 04

  That'd be crazy.

• 19:52Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't say anything.

• 19:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, what would you say?

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 19:56Speaker 04

  You wouldn't say anything?

• 19:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I don't know the rules.

• 19:59Speaker 04

  The rules is just everyone's hitting each other jabs every three seconds.

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  If, are they 12 black guys I know well?

• 20:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

  Then that's fine.

• 20:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it'll be the same.

• 20:08Speaker 04

  What would be the first?

• 20:09Bobby Lee?

  But two random black guys.

• 20:11Speaker 04

  Don't walk into a barber shop.

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  From Detroit or, you know, in DC, you know what I mean? And I'm just sitting there, all right, let's do it. You know what I mean? I'm not gonna say anything.

• 20:18Speaker 04

  I feel like you would get warmed up and then kinda...

• 20:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't think I would get warmed up, no, no, no.

• 20:21Speaker 04

  No, you don't think?

• 20:22Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. Um, I told this story the other day. I, um, 20 years ago, I was in, at the DC Improv. And I, um, did my show, I walked out, it was second show, late. And I bumped into this black dude and I go, um, and I felt bad because I think I was kind of more leaning in toward him. I didn't see him.

• 20:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:41Bobby Lee?

  Uh, because it was dark.

• 20:50Speaker 05

  Wow, that like flew over my head.

• 20:52Speaker 04

  I think it flew over all of us.

• 20:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that wasn't the story, but you know what I mean?

• 20:55Speaker 04

  It didn't fly over my head.

• 20:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:56Speaker 04

  It's good to laugh.

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  I know, but whenever I pause like that, I wanna know.

• 21:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, because you know what I mean? I don't wanna feel like it didn't happen.

• 21:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay? So I bumped into this dude and, um...

• 21:08Speaker 00

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• 21:52Speaker 00

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• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  And I just instinctively went, I'm sorry, brother. I said, brother, and he turned around and he goes, I ain't your brother, mother. Right? And I went, I just thought about it like I ruminate on things.

• 22:22Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 22:23Bobby Lee?

  All night long, just like, what did I do wrong? What could have been different? You know what I mean? Should I have just said, my bad, and that's it? Like, I just, it just came out like that. And it had no intention of.

• 22:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 22:35Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Then I realized, oh, I can't call my black friend's brother.

• 22:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, he might, he might have added, like, he might have thought you added that in.

• 22:43Speaker 05

  Just for him.

• 22:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, just for him.

• 22:45Bobby Lee?

  No, but have I not bumped into you, George, and said, brother?

• 22:47Speaker 00

  I see.

• 22:48Speaker 06

  It's a so-called term, so-called term.

• 22:50Speaker 00

  Brother. You think it's. Hulk Hogan.

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  Hulk Hogan.

• 22:52Speaker 00

  Listen here, brother.

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there, brother.

• 22:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:55Bobby Lee?

  What is the equivalent of brother with Asians then?

• 22:59Speaker 00

  Asians?

• 22:59Bobby Lee?

  If I was a white guy, I bumped into you and he said something that would make you snap. What is the equivalent of brother?

• 23:06Speaker 00

  Uh, uh.

• 23:09Speaker 06

  Excuse me, math whiz.

• 23:12Speaker 04

  With that voice too?

• 23:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, excuse me with that voice.

• 23:15Speaker 03

  Excuse me, math whiz.

• 23:17Bobby Lee?

  Literally, I would not get mad.

• 23:20Speaker 00

  Like, yeah, my bad, China, or something, you know, like that.

• 23:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 23:24Speaker 05

  Sorry about that, like, yeah, like that, or Hello Kitty, or something like that.

• 23:28Speaker 03

  China.

• 23:28Speaker 00

  Sorry, Squid Games, you know, that's crazy.

• 23:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, my bad, Squid Games.

• 23:32Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  Let me see how I feel that.

• 23:34Speaker 04

  Is that the same, though?

• 23:35Bobby Lee?

  No, that's just like, that's like the same.

• 23:36Speaker 00

  The straight offensive thing.

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  It's a good piece of work, too.

• 23:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, it's like, you know.

• 23:43Speaker 05

  How about if it was something like Oppa?

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  It's like if I ran into the black guy and I went, my bad, Blackboard Jungle, because that was a Sidney Pippa movie.

• 23:52Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 23:52Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Thanks for explaining that. That's what's.

• 23:56Speaker 00

  Thanks for explaining that, dude.

• 23:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We, I don't think we would have the same, you know what I mean?

• 24:00Speaker 00

  Isn't brother universal at this point?

• 24:01Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 24:02Speaker 00

  Brother, E R is very universal.

• 24:04Bobby Lee?

  I did a really hard R. Yeah, I mean, so maybe that was the problem. Brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I went brother.

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  That was also fifteen, twenty years ago. I think things would be different. You know what I mean?

• 24:18Speaker 00

  Brother.

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  Because, um, anyway, uh, why did I even get into that story? Oh, oh, back to stereotypes and this and that. Yeah. Um, do you know other?

• 24:27Speaker 00

  You seen this?

• 24:28Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I don't want to see it.

• 24:30Speaker 00

  You don't have to see it. Okay, well, never mind.

• 24:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to see it.

• 24:32Speaker 00

  Okay, never mind.

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  But, um, what, what are some other stereotypes that you think we have?

• 24:39Speaker 04

  Well, that's, that's the whole thing about the book I was talking about.

• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  Because Asians, Asians look alike, I think is wrong.

• 24:45Speaker 04

  No, I think people have said that.

• 24:46Speaker 05

  People definitely say that.

• 24:47Speaker 04

  People have definitely said.

• 24:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, through my wisdom and through my fury, I, um.

• 24:51Speaker 04

  Which I think, to me, it's like every race, if, on a show, sometimes you get confused. Like, if I watch Game of Thrones.

• 24:58Speaker 00

  It's tough.

• 24:58Speaker 04

  There's a lot of kings and shit that I mistaken for each other.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 25:05Speaker 04

  I'm saying it happens with every culture.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  Every culture, right. You know, I saw Pete Holmes in there, and I thought it was Tucker Carlson.

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not kidding you.

• 25:14Speaker 05

  I believe you.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He came into the room, and I go, oh, my God, Tucker Carlson's here.

• 25:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, for the longest time, I thought Katy Perry and Zoe Deschanel, like, I couldn't.

• 25:23Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying. So that stereotype of Asian people looking alike is bullshit.

• 25:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 25:29Speaker 04

  It's like Zoe Saldana and Thandi.

• 25:31Speaker 05

  Thandi Newton.

• 25:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, they get that a lot, too, like doppelganger kind of vibes.

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think.

• 25:35Speaker 00

  Margaret Robbie.

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 25:37Speaker 00

  Margaret.

• 25:38Speaker 04

  Margot. Qualley and Samantha.

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  No, just to let him say it.

• 25:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, they got that.

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 25:41Speaker 04

  No, not Margaret Qualley.

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, don't.

• 25:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, no, no.

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  So you, you don't have to, what'd you say?

• 25:46Speaker 00

  The, the girl, the lady from the Wolf of Wall Street.

• 25:49Speaker 05

  What's her name?

• 25:50Speaker 00

  No, he's just listening to credits.

• 25:51Speaker 04

  Barbie.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 25:52Speaker 00

  Barbie, what's the name?

• 25:54Speaker 03

  Something Robbie.

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:56Speaker 04

  There you go.

• 25:56Speaker 03

  And then that lady from Ready or Not.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  What's her name?

• 26:00Speaker 03

  Something.

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 26:02Speaker 03

  I don't know these ladies.

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  I understand that, but it's like.

• 26:04Speaker 04

  Sometimes people confuse you for just the same type of genre of thing you're in.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  You're right. I just want to address this real quick.

• 26:09Speaker 04

  Okay, go ahead, please, please.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  If you don't know what you're gonna say, just say it.

• 26:13Speaker 03

  I said it.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  Look, that's good.

• 26:17Speaker 04

  He already said it, dude.

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  You're right, and I'm wrong.

• 26:20Speaker 04

  People have definitely called you like another Asian comedian, just because you guys are both Asian in like the same genre of thing. I'm sure.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's happened, yeah.

• 26:29Speaker 04

  I'm sure they've said like Ken Jeong or this, you know, like.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, I got, one time I got hired, I, and this is way before like, internet had just started. And Matt Blake calls me, goes, this is a weird one, but they're huge fans, and they want you to do this convention in Texas. And I go, how much is it? And they gave me, it was pretty good money. And so I go, I'll do it. The day before, the guy, I forget what company it was. He called me, he goes, hey, I just want to ask, we're excited. You have a southern accent, right? And I go, oh, you're thinking about Henry.

• 27:05Speaker 04

  Oh, Henry Cho, yeah.

• 27:06Bobby Lee?

  Right, and they go, oh shit.

• 27:09Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we, we don't want, we're not gonna do it. And I go, okay, I get it.

• 27:15Speaker 04

  That's wild.

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:16Speaker 04

  That happens with me and Timothy, they're like.

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  Chalamet?

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me and Chalamet, yeah.

• 27:24Speaker 04

  No, Tim Chongtarongsu, Timothy Delago, you know, uh.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Love him.

• 27:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, but like, it's because we're both in hip hop spaces, like.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  You look nothing alike.

• 27:34Speaker 05

  You look more like Timothy Chalamet.

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  You really do more look like Timothy Chalamet.

• 27:39Speaker 04

  But I get that, just because it's two people that are in like a specific space, you know, like, like Asian dudes in hip hop or wildin' out or whatever.

• 27:46Bobby Lee?

  Let me see, um, I have gotten this, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:49Speaker 00

  People made a list. Do you guys see these ones?

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:52Speaker 04

  Lake Bell and Amanda Peet do not look alike.

• 27:55Speaker 05

  Do not look alike at all. Cause Lake Bell is a very specific.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  They look nothing alike.

• 27:59Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 28:00Bobby Lee?

  Crazy, that's crazy.

• 28:01Speaker 04

  That's crazy. Oh, yeah.

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  Peter Dinklage and Ice T? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:05Speaker 04

  I kinda could see that one, maybe. This one, yes.

• 28:08Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That one's really hard.

• 28:09Speaker 00

  Margot Robbie and Jamie.

• 28:10Speaker 04

  This one's, yeah.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  That's really hard. Like, I can see myself go up. Margot Robbie as Sophia.

• 28:16Speaker 04

  They just have that a certain look. They have a vibe, for sure.

• 28:20Speaker 05

  No, you know who's the, it's Javier Bardem and that other guy.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  Yes, that's a hard one. That's a difficult.

• 28:27Speaker 04

  Javier Bardem and who?

• 28:27Speaker 05

  Look it up. He's like double.

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  Double ganger. That's a hard one.

• 28:32Speaker 04

  I could see this like.

• 28:32Speaker 05

  It's the guy from like.

• 28:34Speaker 00

  What show?

• 28:35Speaker 05

  Um, he's a, he's in a couple of movies. Isn't he? He's in like that.

• 28:38Speaker 00

  Oh, Jeffrey Dean Morgan?

• 28:39Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 28:40Speaker 00

  Oh, Negan.

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  Isn't he in Watchmen?

• 28:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That guy.

• 28:44Speaker 04

  They do have the same face.

• 28:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:45Speaker 04

  Well, can you put him back?

• 28:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:48Speaker 00

  Here we are.

• 28:48Speaker 04

  What do we got?

• 28:50Speaker 05

  Look at that.

• 28:50Speaker 00

  Bottom line.

• 28:51Speaker 04

  Oh, wow.

• 28:52Bobby Lee?

  Wow, yeah.

• 28:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  So, white people, Mexican people, Spanish people, everyone looks alike.

• 28:58Speaker 04

  Everyone has somebody.

• 28:59Speaker 05

  That's a really good one. Margot Robbie and Emma Mackey from Sex Education.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a tough one.

• 29:04Speaker 05

  Extremely similar. Like, they could be sisters.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so that stereotype, let's go back to the stereotype. Um, that stereotype to me is not real.

• 29:13Speaker 04

  That's what I'm saying, yeah.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  The Asian people.

• 29:15Speaker 04

  Well, so if you further read it, so it doesn't look like I'm just teaching how to people. Teaching people.

• 29:19Speaker 00

  We stop.

• 29:20Speaker 04

  Teaching people how to roast Asian people.

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  The whole book is about guys is.

• 29:23Speaker 04

  I break, I break down how a lot of those things are false statistically, too. I actually have facts and historical.

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, statistically, I think the Asian eyes. You know what I mean? Let me give you the, give me the statistics on the Asian eyes.

• 29:37Speaker 04

  Well, take a look. Read.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, you didn't memorize it? You wrote it.

• 29:40Speaker 04

  I didn't memorize the whole.

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  I want to know statistically, Asian eyes.

• 29:43Speaker 00

  Page 98. Uh, as for dick size, A.O., a 2015 study published in the B.J.U. International Journal of Urology analyzed 15,000 penises from around the world and determined no evidence that penis size differences were linked to race.

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  Bingo. Thank you for doing the research.

• 30:01Speaker 04

  And then what else did I say at the end of that?

• 30:03Speaker 00

  You got some jokes. They don't want to be.

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, read the jokes. Read the jokes.

• 30:05Speaker 00

  The punchline is, I cannot confirm whether or not it was Asian researchers who conducted the study.

• 30:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's, that's the joke. Sorry.

• 30:11Speaker 00

  Ah! No, that's why I didn't read. It works better when you read.

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yes. You gotta read it all. All right, why don't you write a book of jokes, all right?

• 30:24Speaker 04

  Your jokes didn't hit earlier too, alright?

• 30:27Speaker 00

  Wait, I will say, listeners should keep reading this, it's actually really fun.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  It really is enlightening.

• 30:31Speaker 00

  It's fun.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm almost jealous, I didn't write the book.

• 30:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's a really good book, it's called Split the Mind.

• 30:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's called, no, it's called Spit. It's called Spit.

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, sorry, I didn't read it, I gotta get glasses. Spit, A Life in Battles.

• 30:45Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  That's really cool dude, go check it out at your nearest Walmart.

• 30:50Speaker 00

  Your nearest amazon.com.

• 30:52Speaker 04

  Available, Barnes and Noble.

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm really, I'm very proud of you, because I've been working on a book for a decade, it's still not even finished.

• 30:58Speaker 04

  There's a mention of you too, in there.

• 31:00Speaker 00

  What pages, Bobby?

• 31:01Speaker 04

  No, the same small dick section.

• 31:07Speaker 04

  Come on, that one should have got an O.

• 31:08Speaker 00

  That was good.

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  I know, but that hurt too.

• 31:09Speaker 00

  Actually, did you mention Bobby in this, I know?

• 31:11Speaker 04

  I did, I mentioned something about me having like a list of like petty things I keep, like a list.

• 31:16Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 31:17Speaker 04

  And him talking about me never being an action star, I put it on the list.

• 31:20Speaker 00

  Nice.

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  I mentioned one time.

• 31:22Speaker 04

  And you're mentioned as like, some like Asian pioneers that I talk about, because there's a lot of Asian American history in it.

• 31:27Speaker 00

  Talking about Sun Kang here.

• 31:28Speaker 04

  Okay. Yeah, yeah, and I talk about you too.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  For how long?

• 31:31Speaker 04

  There's a good, there's a good three mentions of you throughout the book.

• 31:34Bobby Lee?

  But is there a paragraph?

• 31:35Speaker 04

  There's no paragraph, but there's.

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  Ali Wong had a paragraph.

• 31:37Speaker 04

  No, Ali Wong, I don't think is mentioned in the book.

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  No, but for me, and in her book, I was a paragraph.

• 31:42Speaker 04

  Oh, you were a whole paragraph?

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and I...

• 31:44Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  Just mentions?

• 31:46Speaker 04

  I mean, mentions are stronger than a paragraph, you know?

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  I mean, because you know, we're brothers.

• 31:54Speaker 04

  You're mentioned in the book, 100%.

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I'll mention you in my book.

• 31:58Speaker 04

  What would your book be about, actually?

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  My life story.

• 32:00Speaker 04

  Your whole life story.

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  I just said that.

• 32:05Speaker 05

  No, because that's a good point, your whole life or just a part of your life?

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  No, because there's a difference. Honestly, what is going on here?

• 32:11Speaker 00

  What's my life?

• 32:12Speaker 04

  So mine is a memoir, memoir focuses on a period of time, like it doesn't follow me all the way till right now, do you know what I'm saying? So that's an autobiography, a memoir is a...

• 32:20Bobby Lee?

  Ask me again.

• 32:21Speaker 04

  Okay, what would your memoir be about?

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  My life story, say what you're saying.

• 32:25Speaker 04

  What would your book be about?

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  My life story.

• 32:29Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  And then you said, your whole life story?

• 32:31Speaker 04

  A whole life story. But that's what I meant, because a memoir is how you whole life.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  I have a joke.

• 32:35Speaker 04

  Okay, your whole life story?

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no.

• 32:42Speaker 00

  How did you get confused in your own?

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  I know, because he kept, you didn't understand it. I gotta get it out.

• 32:46Speaker 04

  No, but I did explain it.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  I have a tick. No, do it again.

• 32:49Speaker 04

  Okay, what would your book be about?

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  My life story.

• 32:52Speaker 04

  Your whole life story?

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  No, October 12th, 2012.

• 32:57Speaker 04

  Alright.

• 32:58Bobby Lee?

  I know, but if...

• 32:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  Do the thing.

• 33:05Speaker 05

  Because it's too many twelves.

• 33:08Speaker 04

  I would say, I would really...

• 33:12Speaker 04

  I think, I think you should write a book, Bobby. I think you should write a book.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  I am writing one!

• 33:15Speaker 04

  Are you?

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 33:16Speaker 00

  Autobiography.

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  An autobiography.

• 33:18Speaker 04

  Oh, I didn't know that.

• 33:19Speaker 05

  One word per day.

• 33:22Speaker 04

  One word per day.

• 33:23Bobby Lee?

  I do one word for a day.

• 33:27Speaker 00

  If you had to do a memoir, what part of your life would you write a whole book about?

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  A memoir. Well, there's chapters to my, you know, probably... If I, if I were gonna do it, I would do it like an era.

• 33:37Speaker 05

  Where would, where would it end?

• 33:39Speaker 00

  What's the most iconic?

• 33:39Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's not done.

• 33:40Speaker 05

  No, I'm just, I'm saying, like, there has to be a stopping point, because you can't keep writing about what's currently happening.

• 33:45Speaker 04

  Mine ends in the late twenties, just to clarify.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  I think my, by the time I finish the book, is that time.

• 33:55Bobby Lee?

  Do you know what I mean? Like, I'll write it, the last, I mean, currently, this is the la... The last line is like, I'm currently this old and doing this.

• 34:03Speaker 05

  How many mentions does Johnny get?

• 34:06Speaker 00

  How many, how many mentions? Khalil is obviously number one.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  I think Khalil is a chapter.

• 34:10Speaker 04

  That's a chapter. I have a chapter about a girl in my book.

• 34:14Speaker 05

  Is that the one you wrote back and forth with?

• 34:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, yes.

• 34:16Speaker 05

  Oh, I love that story.

• 34:18Speaker 04

  I have a, I have a part about visiting Korea for the first time, meeting a girl. No, no, no, no, no.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  How many times has Steffi mentioned it?

• 34:24Speaker 04

  She hasn't mentioned in a, about a song, and I've put her in a song, like, subliminally.

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  She should have a chapter.

• 34:29Speaker 04

  Okay, alright. Okay, cool.

• 34:32Speaker 00

  And Rick? Is Rick in it?

• 34:33Speaker 04

  Rick has a section in there, too, because...

• 34:35Bobby Lee?

  Who has the, who's the most mentioned? Again, let me guess.

• 34:37Speaker 04

  My dad.

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  No, let me guess, Anderson Paak.

• 34:40Speaker 04

  No, he wrote the foreword.

• 34:42Bobby Lee?

  Of course you wrote the fore.

• 34:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:44Speaker 04

  But my dad is the first chapter, and I feel bad because I said a lot of things about him that if he actually read it, like if it was translated, it's pretty deep stuff.

• 34:52Speaker 00

  Would it break him a little bit?

• 34:53Speaker 04

  I mean, I don't speak highly of him in the book. So I conflicted with that part afterwards. I was like, is this?

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  When he read it, was he mad?

• 34:59Speaker 04

  He's never read it, and I haven't.

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  Why has he not read it?

• 35:02Speaker 04

  Because first it's in English, and his English isn't that great. Second, I haven't, it's a little tough because there's a lot of details of like growing up with him, you know, the abusive parts, stuff you've talked about, but like, your dad wasn't like, was he listening to your podcast and stuff when you were talking about him?

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't know, my dad didn't know what show business or what music was.

• 35:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  I mean, there's like, you go to a mall and something would be playing, it's almost like white noise or whatever. They don't register it, they don't like it. The fir-, I already told you a million times what the first song you ever fucking listened to. Yeah. Yeah, so it's like, um.

• 35:34Speaker 04

  But what if somebody actually translated all the stuff you've said about him on the pod, like directly to him, explained it? Would he be hurt by that?

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  He wouldn't even understand, I don't think, what I was even saying.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  He'd be going, "Oh, good, very good." You know what I mean? You're a piece of shit, "Ah, good, good."

• 35:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:51Speaker 00

  So good.

• 35:52Bobby Lee?

  You're going to hell.

• 35:53Speaker 04

  I like, I like. Yeah.

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, he doesn't know, there's like, no.

• 35:58Speaker 04

  I do wonder if this was translated, he read it in Korean, if it would hurt him, you know?

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  Right. It probably will a little bit.

• 36:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, there's details.

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  Is it the truth?

• 36:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, there's details about an affair, there's all these things that I, you know, and Koreans don't like all their business broadcasting.

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 36:16Speaker 04

  I think everyone likes to debate more than ever, or be contrarians. Everyone loves to battle, like a life in battles.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  But the problem.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  We're back to the book.

• 36:27Speaker 04

  That wasn't it.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's really good.

• 36:28Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  You battle, a life in battles, you're right.

• 36:31Speaker 00

  Don't be doomed.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Do you think this is healthy?

• 36:33Speaker 04

  I do feel like, well, I just, I do feel like, I ha-, I have become quite the contrarian all the time. Like when somebody has a point of view in the pod, you know, I'm always like, wants to be the opposite end and debating things, and I don't know.

• 36:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there, but there also is, the truth is the truth.

• 36:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  And when people don't, can't believe in the truth anymore. That's scary. That's the scary part.

• 36:55Speaker 04

  It is, it's happening. No one can believe anything now.

• 36:57Bobby Lee?

  And it's like, these are a pair of glasses, you know what I mean?

• 37:00Speaker 04

  Very expensive.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  And, um.

• 37:03Speaker 04

  To the battle.

• 37:05Bobby Lee?

  The battle, go right to the battle. Up and down.

• 37:07Speaker 05

  It's like even what's being argued that one plus one isn't two, right?

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:11Speaker 05

  Like, that's an argument.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:13Speaker 05

  People are like, no, one plus one is not two.

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Like, the argument of, I mean, I hate to get political.

• 37:18Speaker 00

  That's a real argument.

• 37:19Bobby Lee?

  That's a very good, that's a real argument.

• 37:20Speaker 00

  Mathematical argument.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

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• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow, what a movie, what a movie. You know, I really love, um, Bob Odenkirk's Rise. You know, we had David Cross here and from Mr. Shaw and, um, from the creator of John Wick and Nobody. See Nobody?

• 38:59Speaker 05

  I haven't seen nobody yet.

• 39:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh my, there's two of them.

• 39:02Speaker 05

  Really?

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love both of them, yeah. Comes a new movie called Normal, a double-barreled shotgun blast of pure mayhem for Sheriff Ulysses, played by Bob Odenkirk. A new job as temporary sheriff in a quaint town of Normal, Minnesota, was meant to be a welcome respite from recent troubles.

• 39:21Speaker 05

  But when a botched bank robbery interrupts the peace, a dark secret is exposed and Ulysses discovers that the town is anything but its namesake. And suddenly, everyone is trying to shoot the sheriff and he has to rely on his wits and some crooks if he is to survive the night, and that's all before the Yakuza, the Yakuza show up.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, starring Bob Odenkirk, Henry Winkler, and Lena Headey.

• 39:41Speaker 03

  See it only in theaters starting April 17.

• 39:44Speaker 00

  What did you guys think of the trailer?

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  I thought the trailer was great. I, I, I think that he's on a roll and Magnolia Pictures is a great production company. I don't think you can go wrong with it, so it looks great.

• 39:55Speaker 05

  Looks amazing.

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 39:57Speaker 00

  Check it out.

• 40:03Speaker 04

  No, I had a North Korean dude on my podcast.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  Ooh!

• 40:05Speaker 04

  And he, he was saying...

• 40:07Speaker 00

  That's not an insult.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  I know, but that would... I've never met a North Korean!

• 40:11Speaker 04

  That would be a battle line that would get you against me, no.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:13Speaker 04

  He said that one plus one in classrooms in North Korea is just bigger one. That's what they said. He learned growing up. One plus one is bigger one. Yeah.

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait. One plus one is bigger one?

• 40:26Speaker 04

  Just larger one.

• 40:28Speaker 05

  Depending where you learn math

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:30Speaker 05

  changes your whole, like, life trajectory.

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  Holy fuck, you're blowing my head.

• 40:33Speaker 05

  Did you not read Malcolm Gladwell and like how, like, math is taught in Asia versus how math, math is taught here?

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they're teaching me the Asian math.

• 40:42Speaker 05

  I, I, I forgot, I was raised in Asia, but somehow I've forgotten. But I think that it, yeah, it, it, it changes the way, like, society is even built, like agriculture, like, everything, right?

• 40:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, it was like how you count in Chinese is, is automatic math. Like, it's 20 plus 2. It is 22, so you add, you know, like, addition a lot easier.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, 20 plus 2 is 22. That is true.

• 41:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  That is true. Um, that's very interesting. Do Hispanics have a certain way to do math?

• 41:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  Tell me.

• 41:14Speaker 03

  Um, like in Mexico, they'll do like, like, the fruits.

• 41:19Speaker 04

  Oh, instead of numbers, they just use fruits.

• 41:21Speaker 03

  They use fruits.

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what kind of fruit?

• 41:23Speaker 03

  Oranges. Papaya.

• 41:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:26Speaker 03

  Pineapple.

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  Pine- pineapple.

• 41:28Speaker 03

  No, I don't know.

• 41:31Speaker 03

  I just made that up, side of my ass.

• 41:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we knew you made it up.

• 41:34Speaker 04

  You didn't trick us.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I've never seen a Mexican guy on the ground going.

• 41:38Speaker 03

  Two papayas.

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  They use Uno cards. They use Uno cards. What? Uno cards?

• 41:45Speaker 03

  Aw shit, skip. I gotta skip.

• 41:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 41:49Speaker 03

  I don't know. I didn't grow up in Mexico.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  I- I- I- we understand that. You grew up in Texas.

• 41:54Speaker 04

  What's the highest math you gone to? I- I think I stopped at pre-algebra.

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  My senior year in high school, I walked into my math class, and guess who was in my class? My brother.

• 42:06Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  He was a freshman.

• 42:08Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 42:10Speaker 05

  You were in geometry then, in your senior year?

• 42:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know. And I go, "What are you doing here, Steve?" My brother goes, "What are you doing here, buddy?"

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  I really do bad at this. You know this.

• 42:19Speaker 04

  That's hilarious.

• 42:21Bobby Lee?

  I was in with- with a bunch of freshmen.

• 42:23Speaker 04

  Oh my gosh.

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:24Speaker 05

  I mean, there you go.

• 42:25Bobby Lee?

  We sat next to each other, it was a blast. We would draw little figurines.

• 42:29Speaker 04

  Was he a better student than you?

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, way. Yeah, he went to college.

• 42:32Speaker 04

  Oh, damn.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, he went to college.

• 42:34Speaker 05

  He also said freshmen's. English wasn't also very strong.

• 42:39Speaker 04

  What, what? Freshmen?

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  It's freshmen's.

• 42:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  It's- it's- there's a plural.

• 42:43Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  There's one person that shows up, "Hi, I'm a freshman."

• 42:46Speaker 04

  Okay, can't wait to-

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm the only one.

• 42:47Speaker 04

  I can't wait to read your book.

• 42:48Bobby Lee?

  Pick me up, Gil.

• 42:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, it makes sense. It makes sense.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:52Speaker 04

  All right.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  Sophomores.

• 42:53Speaker 05

  I shouldn't talk. I- my English is not good.

• 42:55Speaker 04

  Nah, mine's terrible. Mine's terrible.

• 42:57Bobby Lee?

  It's- it's weird that you would correct me on that.

• 42:59Speaker 05

  It was just funny at the time.

• 43:01Bobby Lee?

  Pre-algebra. Yeah, yeah. I think I did better than you.

• 43:05Speaker 04

  I think you did. What was- yeah, geometry? Is that after pre-algebra, or no?

• 43:09Speaker 05

  Wait, did you then- no, geometry's before.

• 43:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:12Bobby Lee?

  I went before.

• 43:13Speaker 05

  Uh, did you then, um, get your GD?

• 43:15Speaker 04

  No.

• 43:15Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 43:16Bobby Lee?

  You don't have- you have no-

• 43:18Speaker 04

  I dropped out of 10th grade, and my parents didn't even know I dropped out for another two years.

• 43:22Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 43:23Speaker 04

  How did you fake it? I would wake up, put on my backpack, go to the bus stop, and just go chill at some friend's house.

• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  And smoke weed?

• 43:29Speaker 04

  For like, an extra two years, and just smoke weed, yeah.

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:31Speaker 03

  What friend?

• 43:33Speaker 04

  You know, my- my younger sister dropped out too, so we're both high school dropped out.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  We have two different Korean kinds of parents then.

• 43:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, there is, yeah.

• 43:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, there's two types.

• 43:41Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 43:42Bobby Lee?

  I mean, because if I dropped out of high school, you would not see me here right now.

• 43:48Speaker 04

  You're gone, brother.

• 43:49Bobby Lee?

  I would have, they literally would have killed me.

• 43:52Speaker 04

  Oh, you think so?

• 43:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:53Speaker 04

  Oh, wow.

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I would just be in a mine somewhere in like North Korea, like shoveling.

• 43:59Speaker 04

  But labor camp?

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if I dropped out, there was just no possi- I mean, because I was, I was using drugs.

• 44:04Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 44:05Bobby Lee?

  And they would throw me into rehab. As soon as I was rehab, the next day I was back in school.

• 44:09Speaker 04

  Damn.

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? There was no like, you have to graduate.

• 44:12Speaker 04

  But they didn't care about college. They were just like, high school at least.

• 44:14Bobby Lee?

  They just knew college wasn't in the future.

• 44:16Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 44:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but in terms of high school, they, that was their bottom line.

• 44:21Speaker 04

  Damn, I didn't think a high school diploma means much to a Korean family. I think, I feel like college is always the focus a little bit, you know?

• 44:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you didn't even go to that.

• 44:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, I didn't.

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? That's insane to me.

• 44:34Speaker 04

  It is insane.

• 44:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:35Speaker 05

  Do you ever just think about like getting your GED anyways? Just to be like, you know what?

• 44:40Speaker 04

  Why?

• 44:40Speaker 05

  I, I-

• 44:41Speaker 03

  Because you don't need it.

• 44:42Speaker 04

  You don't need it, really.

• 44:43Speaker 05

  I mean, you don't, but I'm just saying like-

• 44:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're not gonna need college anymore.

• 44:48Speaker 05

  No, I know you're right.

• 44:49Speaker 04

  AI?

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  I think, I think that's a dead institution.

• 44:51Speaker 04

  Chat GPT?

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  Unless you're a genius.

• 44:53Speaker 04

  Or like you need to be, have, be a doctor, go to college, right?

• 44:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or you're like, it's so smart, you go to MIT or whatever. I think maybe that will help. I, I, I don't know much, all right? George, when you look at me, you, you look at it as if like I don't know anything.

• 45:04Speaker 06

  What are you talking about?

• 45:05Bobby Lee?

  You're like, here he goes again.

• 45:08Speaker 05

  What are you thinking?

• 45:09Speaker 06

  Here he goes.

• 45:09Bobby Lee?

  Here he goes again.

• 45:10Speaker 04

  Wait, where did you graduate, George?

• 45:11Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 45:12Speaker 06

  Uh, which one?

• 45:13Speaker 04

  Ivy League.

• 45:13Bobby Lee?

  Col- Ivy League?

• 45:14Speaker 06

  Uh, Michigan undergrad, Columbia University.

• 45:17Speaker 04

  Oh, wow.

• 45:17Bobby Lee?

  Wow, isn't that interesting? You work for me.

• 45:22Speaker 06

  This dude was a geometry?

• 45:24Bobby Lee?

  My pod producer, my pod producer's a Harvard graduate. And this 23-year-old is a Harvard graduate.

• 45:30Speaker 05

  You are so right. Like, a high school dropout and a college like dropout, like a rich, the richest people in the room.

• 45:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:40Speaker 05

  I mean, that should tell you something.

• 45:41Speaker 04

  He has a higher tax bracket than I do, but-

• 45:43Bobby Lee?

  That's not true.

• 45:44Speaker 04

  That's definitely true. That's, that's, no, that's definitely true.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  That's not trueism, and that's, that's what I'm talking about earlier, the truth.

• 45:49Speaker 04

  I did love that my, my, uh, pod producer's 23, recent Harvard grad. And I was like, damn, like, you work for me.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I just, like I said, I think the institution is dead unless, you know what I mean, you're a genius.

• 46:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:04Speaker 00

  But even geniuses, like Mark Zuckerberg dropped out.

• 46:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, the richest people, uh, dropped out of Harvard.

• 46:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, but then he stole Facebook, so.

• 46:10Speaker 00

  Oh, you saw the movie?

• 46:11Bobby Lee?

  Here we go.

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  Now, time for, time is conspiracy.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead, give your, your.

• 46:19Speaker 06

  When you go to Harvard, you get to steal a lot more expensive things.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's saying the access.

• 46:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  He has access to the smartest minds.

• 46:27Speaker 03

  What was the original, Facebook? One of those two twins?

• 46:32Bobby Lee?

  MySpace, no.

• 46:33Speaker 03

  No, that didn't make sense.

• 46:34Speaker 06

  The Winkleboss brothers, you're thinking about.

• 46:36Speaker 05

  The guy who did Napster was that guy, Sean, yeah.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  Friendster.

• 46:42Speaker 03

  Just go to school and steal stuff, then.

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:45Speaker 04

  I have a lot of, like, stuff in the book about scamming and stealing too, actually.

• 46:49Speaker 05

  What did he do?

• 46:49Speaker 00

  What's the story that you?

• 46:50Speaker 04

  I, this is bad, when I was like 12 years old, I would go into apartment buildings and go to the laundry room and steal clothes out of the washer and dryer while they're washing.

• 46:59Speaker 05

  You know, this has happened to me. Oh, you're the guy.

• 47:02Speaker 04

  We would call it.

• 47:04Speaker 04

  We would call it laundry shopping, yeah, we would do this.

• 47:07Speaker 05

  Well, okay, cause I was, um, I've had my shit stolen out of the laundry, I'm like, dude, I'm the poorest person here, like, this was when I was like, broke too.

• 47:15Speaker 04

  That's why we felt like pieces of shit, because we're not necessarily stealing from the rich, we were just going to like regular places in our neighborhood. This is another thing we would do, we would order pizza.

• 47:24Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 47:24Speaker 04

  To an apartment building, and the car would double park in front, and they would go to the intercom, and then we would sneak into his car and steal the remaining pieces on, pizzas on his route.

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Is that in the book?

• 47:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's in the book.

• 47:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, that's good stuff.

• 47:38Speaker 05

  You've never had to steal food, Bobby?

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

  Uh, no, but what I would do, I've talked about this before, is I would, uh, gather a dollar, you know what I mean, by looking at quarters.

• 47:47Speaker 00

  Oh, quarters.

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd go in the street, try to find quarters.

• 47:49Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, and I gotta get a dollar, and once I get a dollar, then I can get a BRC at El Pollo Loco.

• 47:57Speaker 05

  That's so good.

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:58Speaker 05

  I used to, remember when the self-checkout wasn't quite like, it had just first been established?

• 48:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:03Speaker 05

  They weren't that great yet? Oh, my gosh, I would walk in, my sister and I would walk into Albertson's with already like an Albertson's bag, and we would just stock it up with like blocks of cheese.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:14Speaker 05

  And just like.

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  Charge a banana.

• 48:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, charge a banana and walk out of there.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  It, it, it, it doesn't feel that guilty when you're stealing from corporate America, too.

• 48:22Speaker 04

  It doesn't.

• 48:23Speaker 05

  No, it doesn't.

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  Stealing from people's priv- No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stealing somebody's hardworking, you know what I mean?

• 48:32Speaker 04

  And I said I was a little asshole.

• 48:34Bobby Lee?

  The washing, right?

• 48:35Speaker 05

  And I remember what was stolen from me, too. Like, I had like really spent, like, I had saved so much for my Victoria's Secret panties, and those were the ones that were stolen, and like my padded bra, those were stolen.

• 48:46Speaker 04

  I wasn't stealing that, but.

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• 49:20Speaker 04

  I was stealing like, you know. You sicko, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was stealing like. Fuzz melon wet panties, no.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:25Speaker 04

  I was, back in the day, it was like FUBU and like streetwear clothes that was really popular during that time, and I cared about fat farm jeans and stuff like that.

• 49:32Speaker 05

  But why didn't you just steal it like I did? So, one of the big things when I first came to America was I really wanted like a FUBU jacket.

• 49:37Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:38Speaker 05

  Because to me, that symbolized like the most American, like, high school, high school thing. And I stole from the mall. I got a FUBU jacket, and as soon as I went home, I looked at the tag and it said "Made in the Philippines", and I was like, oh, it was like that realization, I'm like, this isn't what I thought it was.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  What'd you think it was?

• 49:57Speaker 05

  The most like American, I just wanted to be American, right?

• 50:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:01Speaker 05

  And I was like, oh, my auntie probably made this with her tired hands.

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:05Speaker 05

  But.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  But good, good quality.

• 50:06Speaker 05

  But it was fun, those were such, that was such a fun time to like.

• 50:09Speaker 04

  It was, it was.

• 50:10Speaker 05

  With all the brands, like, exploding.

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  Can we talk about the FUBU brand?

• 50:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was supposed to be for us, right?

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  Can I talk about the FUBU brand real quick, right?

• 50:17Speaker 04

  I used to wear it.

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 50:18Speaker 04

  I used to wear it.

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  I have never bought a FUBU.

• 50:21Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 50:22Bobby Lee?

  It did not look good. You know what I mean? To me, if, I just, I just, let's be truthful, right? To me, it felt like it was low style.

• 50:32Speaker 04

  Like low life, like?

• 50:33Bobby Lee?

  No, not low life. Did I say low life?

• 50:36Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't like that. I didn't like Von Dutch.

• 50:40Speaker 04

  Okay. Von, that's making a comeback, yeah.

• 50:42Bobby Lee?

  Well, I know it's making, uh...

• 50:44Speaker 03

  Jinx, Yomi soda. I said it too.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  That was very good.

• 50:47Speaker 04

  I'm surprised you didn't like Von Dutch because I feel like Gold, Golden Goose is like Von Dutch for your feet.

• 50:53Speaker 05

  I think so. I think...

• 50:54Speaker 04

  That's how I look at it.

• 50:55Speaker 05

  What about Ed Hardy?

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  Never did Ed Hardy? No, I don't.

• 50:59Speaker 05

  Affliction.

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I did?

• 51:02Speaker 05

  Tap out, yeah. For the Florida Lee?

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know what I did do?

• 51:06Speaker 05

  What?

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  A lot, I don't know why.

• 51:07Speaker 05

  Diesel.

• 51:07Bobby Lee?

  No fear.

• 51:09Speaker 05

  Oh! Wait, I, I wanna defend you with a No Fear stuff.

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:13Speaker 05

  The No Fear stuff was actually like a lot older in the 90s and kind of, it had its cool moment.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 51:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:19Speaker 04

  Did you do Vision streetwear?

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  I did some Vision. I did some Vision. Anything with skate culture, I would do.

• 51:25Speaker 04

  I could see that.

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But when it came to hip hop culture, I just never, because it just didn't look good on me. Like, if I wear an Arsenal jersey, I don't look good in them.

• 51:35Speaker 04

  Well, you weren't also like a hip hop head, right? So you were more rock.

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm more of a rocker, so I had more like dirty j- what are you doing?

• 51:42Speaker 05

  I think that's just the garbage being...

• 51:44Speaker 03

  Did you ever do Fat Farm?

• 51:45Speaker 05

  I loved.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  What is the, what's Fat Farm?

• 51:47Speaker 05

  Or Echo.

• 51:48Speaker 04

  Russell Simmons is clothing brand.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, no, no.

• 51:50Speaker 04

  No. But you did like Billabong or something, right? Or like?

• 51:54Bobby Lee?

  I don't like the way you said Billabong, dude.

• 51:55Speaker 04

  Billabong.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:57Speaker 04

  Early Stussy probably?

• 51:59Bobby Lee?

  Early Stussy, maybe I would do...

• 52:01Speaker 05

  I feel like early Stussy was really cool.

• 52:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, that was skating surf culture.

• 52:03Bobby Lee?

  But I had, you know, I had a style that, I was more vintage clothing.

• 52:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I would get a cowboy button up. I used to wear cowboy hats.

• 52:10Speaker 04

  I did too. I was cowboy.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I wore cowboy boots.

• 52:13Speaker 04

  I loved always like how like Johnny Knoxville dressed.

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:16Speaker 04

  I was always a fan of this. I always liked that. He was like a fashion icon to me when I was growing up.

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was more of a vintage clothing store guy.

• 52:23Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 52:23Bobby Lee?

  I'd get a cool, funny, cartoony shirt that was ripped up a little bit, you know what I mean? And I did that vibe, you know what I mean? I never did the, um, brands. As I get older, you know...

• 52:32Speaker 03

  I feel like you still do, no?

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  Now I do.

• 52:35Speaker 04

  What is that?

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  Balenciaga.

• 52:36Speaker 04

  Oh, wow.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:37Speaker 04

  You're going Balenciaga now.

• 52:39Bobby Lee?

  And made worn, so you know, now that, you know.

• 52:42Speaker 04

  When you get a hint of like designer, do you feel like, okay, these do kind of feel a little better? Do you, do you get that hint?

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll be honest with you. I, uh, he did it again, by the way.

• 52:51Speaker 05

  Who?

• 52:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you the story. He did it again. And I love this man. He's one of my favorite people in the whole world.

• 52:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  But, um, so when I was in Hawaii, first of all, why is there so many Montclair stores in Hawaii?

• 53:07Speaker 05

  They don't need to be there. I think.

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  It's winter clothing.

• 53:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. That is crazy.

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  Really weird. There's a north face, it's like.

• 53:13Speaker 05

  No, because that's what it is.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  Where are we going skiing, guys?

• 53:16Speaker 04

  Stone Island for no reason. It's like.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  Stone Island.

• 53:20Speaker 05

  Waikiki was.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  Banana Goose.

• 53:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, exactly.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  That's all that up there.

• 53:24Speaker 05

  It is, it's crazy. And so like Waikiki was made, and they all repeat, right? Like every block is like another Montclair shop.

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  A Montclair shop, why?

• 53:32Speaker 05

  Uh, it was, it was literally made for rich Japanese tourists.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 53:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, and then.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  They don't have Montclairs in Japan?

• 53:39Speaker 05

  I'm sure they do, but.

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but why would you go to Hawaii?

• 53:42Speaker 05

  Because it's like, you know, people like to blow money on vacation.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 53:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 53:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I went into a Montclair shop and I haven't bought a Montclair jacket in many, many years. What's so funny?

• 53:52Speaker 06

  You just said, why are there Montclair stores in Hawaii and that's where you buy them?

• 53:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, you seem like very judgmental.

• 54:00Speaker 04

  You're the tourist that's buying up the stuff.

• 54:03Speaker 00

  You're the Japanese tourist.

• 54:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, what the hell?

• 54:05Speaker 05

  I honestly think like Waikiki was like made for you.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:09Speaker 05

  You are the Japanese tourist they're trying to track.

• 54:12Speaker 04

  The fit, it actually fits, yeah.

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, hold on, hold on.

• 54:15Speaker 05

  Like, why is there like a long time, like every?

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, hold on, hold on.

• 54:19Speaker 04

  Oh, no, no, no.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so.

• 54:22Speaker 00

  Reevaluate.

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna, I'm not gonna reevaluate, I know what I'm gonna say, okay? So, it's your fault.

• 54:28Speaker 05

  Mine, specifically?

• 54:29Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 54:30Speaker 05

  Why?

• 54:30Speaker 03

  Nice.

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  Because your brand, right, is at the Sephora.

• 54:34Speaker 05

  Across the Moncler.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  Across the Moncler.

• 54:36Speaker 03

  What brand, Khalyla?

• 54:38Speaker 05

  Have Ocean Club.

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  Have Ocean Club, alright. So I, I, this girl that I'm seeing, I go, "Let's go to the mall." I wanted to check out Sephora to see your installment. It's beautiful.

• 54:48Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 54:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So, we went to see the installment before we went the second time, when I met you.

• 54:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I looked at it, and some of it was like, sold out. It was, I was so excited. And I walked out of the store, I go, "There's another Moncler." And then she says, "What is Moncler?" I go, "They just do winter jackets." Right?

• 55:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  And then we walked in there, and I bought one. But it was a thin, spring one. Did you see that one I was wearing the other day?

• 55:15Speaker 05

  No, I didn't.

• 55:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's really cute.

• 55:16Speaker 03

  It's really quality, too.

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  It's quality.

• 55:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  And so I went to the Comedy Store wearing it, right? And David Spade had done this before.

• 55:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:23Speaker 05

  Oh, he did it again!

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  He did it again, right? So, he came up to me, took his finger, goes, "Oh." And he put his finger around the logo like this. "Hello."

• 55:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  Right? It was so strange. And I looked at him, I'm, "Hi." You know what I mean? And that was the exchange.

• 55:40Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's like, so, you know, sometimes I will do, but I'll tell you what I won't do. Louis Vuitton.

• 55:47Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 55:47Speaker 04

  Is that too obvious?

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Why that clap?

• 55:50Speaker 04

  You don't like it?

• 55:50Speaker 03

  Nah, so rated.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's very good, thank you.

• 55:54Speaker 04

  What's the most expensive brand you, like, you wear? Do you have like, a Vise? Zara?

• 55:58Speaker 03

  Yeah. I'm not, I'm not.

• 56:00Speaker 04

  You don't got a taste for the finer things?

• 56:01Speaker 03

  I don't have money for it, so.

• 56:03Speaker 04

  I know, but if you go.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  If you were going to, though.

• 56:07Speaker 03

  No.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  Like, if I gave you ten million dollars, and I told you, "Go buy a brand thing."

• 56:12Speaker 03

  A brand?

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:15Speaker 03

  I don't know, I don't look, I don't.

• 56:17Speaker 04

  Do you have a thing that you're into, like cars?

• 56:18Speaker 03

  No.

• 56:19Speaker 04

  And stuff? No, nothing.

• 56:20Speaker 03

  He likes food. I like food, I like steak.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  So what food?

• 56:23Speaker 04

  Would you drop a, you drop a bag on food like a?

• 56:25Speaker 03

  Like a nice wagyu?

• 56:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, you like a wagyu.

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, very good, oh, yeah. That's eighty bucks. What else you could do with that money?

• 56:32Speaker 05

  I like branded food.

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, good branded food.

• 56:34Speaker 04

  Caviar, a little caviar.

• 56:35Speaker 03

  Ten million dollars, I don't know.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  Like if we were gonna go, hey, what, okay, we're at the mall, right? And we're like, and we're at a high-end mall, and there's a Gucci, Louis Vuitton, there's a, uh, uh, a Golden Goose, there's a, uh, you know, just a variety of high-end fashion.

• 56:53Speaker 03

  I have to buy a high-end?

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  And I'm like, which one would you go into and what would you buy?

• 56:58Speaker 03

  Neither.

• 56:58Bobby Lee?

  Shoes? I'll give you an op.

• 57:00Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. I was gonna say Unucleo, but...

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  Nu-nucilo?

• 57:05Speaker 03

  What is it?

• 57:06Speaker 04

  Uniqlo.

• 57:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, I want.

• 57:08Bobby Lee?

  I was like nuclear.

• 57:09Speaker 05

  I like Unucleo, it's cute.

• 57:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, nuclear, nah.

• 57:11Speaker 04

  Nuclear. Uniqlo's cool.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  You walk out with a nuclear bomb?

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  There's a war going on.

• 57:20Speaker 04

  That's so stupid.

• 57:21Bobby Lee?

  It's so stupid, yeah. He, he's got some C mines. All the things you would need, you know what I mean, a rocket launcher, so, um, is nu- nu- what is some?

• 57:32Speaker 04

  Uniqlo.

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I know Uniqlo.

• 57:33Speaker 04

  You know Uniqlo, right? Do you like Uniqlo? I feel like you dress.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  Is that considered high brand, though?

• 57:37Speaker 05

  No.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying, I'm saying high brand.

• 57:39Speaker 05

  It's like, yeah.

• 57:39Speaker 03

  Okay, um, I guess Gucci.

• 57:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and what would you get, we went in there, what would you buy?

• 57:46Speaker 03

  Um, slippers.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's pretty good.

• 57:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think you have a pair of those.

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  Have a pair of Gucci slippers, yeah. That's a very good buy. Very good buy.

• 57:56Speaker 04

  Go buy them, so go take them to Gucci, man.

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  You want some Gucci slippers?

• 57:59Speaker 03

  I'm not gonna wear them.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  You're never gonna wear them? No, no, no.

• 58:02Speaker 03

  That's the thing, people buy stuff like this and they don't wear them. You wear that shirt, what, twice a week, maybe?

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I've seen this fool, I've seen this fool wear a full-blown Gucci suit.

• 58:14Speaker 04

  I, I mean, you know, I like, I like designer stuff.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  Like a suit.

• 58:18Speaker 03

  For a week?

• 58:19Bobby Lee?

  Not for a week.

• 58:20Speaker 04

  You don't have to wear that thing every, every day.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  This is not a thing where you have to like, it's not Soviet, like, you know what I mean?

• 58:26Speaker 04

  But it does feel like a waste to buy a extravagant designer piece, cause you cannot wear that. No, that was from a Gucci gala, they said they dressed me, and I look like a weird villain in this.

• 58:37Speaker 04

  I don't know why I look like that.

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  Ah, I killed a vampire. Did you beat James Bond in this?

• 58:44Bobby Lee?

  Did you fight John Wick on that outfit?

• 58:47Speaker 04

  I'm a villain that K-drama this, I don't like this.

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's crazy, but it looks good on you.

• 58:52Speaker 05

  That's a great suit though, I do like that color a lot.

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  And that's Gucci?

• 58:54Speaker 04

  Yep, they dressed me, but I didn't like this suit necessarily.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Did they give it to you?

• 58:59Speaker 04

  No, they just styled me for it, because I was plus one for Anderson on this Gucci gala.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, without Anderson, how many events would you not be invited to? Let me ask that question, how many events would you not be invited to?

• 59:09Speaker 04

  I would invite to events, babe, but not at the caliber of his events, not, not the...

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like the Leo boat, you know?

• 59:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, that, no, I would not be invited to that.

• 59:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I wasn't invited.

• 59:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:20Speaker 04

  Maybe a carnival cruise, but not that, not that Ritz Carlton yacht.

• 59:23Bobby Lee?

  What's a carnival cruise?

• 59:24Speaker 04

  That's like a family's...

• 59:26Speaker 00

  The opposite of the cruise you took.

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the one I took.

• 59:28Speaker 04

  Did you take a good cruise, like a crazy?

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  I did a stand-up on a cruise.

• 59:31Speaker 04

  Alright, how was that?

• 59:32Speaker 00

  Not carnival.

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  Not carnival.

• 59:33Speaker 04

  How was that, it was good?

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Um, it was good to be around some friends. I think I hung out with Nick Swartson the most. Like, every day we'd have lunch and dinner.

• 59:41Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so that was nice to bond with him, but, um, yeah, would I do another cruise again? Probably not.

• 59:46Speaker 04

  I can't imagine a cruise being fun like that, no, this one, I feel like, I look like a magician.

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what, what, what brand is that?

• 59:53Speaker 04

  That was nothing fancy.

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 59:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, that, that suit wasn't that fancy. I tried to add a little bandana around my neck to give it a little twist.

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:01Speaker 05

  Is that chest hair, not your tattoo?

• 1:00:03Speaker 04

  No, that's... Yeah, it's not, it's nice.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  But for me, it's like, when I get a suit, I go to Jimmy Ong's, and Jimmy Ong's only, you know Jimmy Ong? What is it?

• 1:00:11Speaker 05

  He's that, for the short, the guy.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  The Little People.

• 1:00:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, Little People.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  Little People Suit Place.

• 1:00:15Speaker 04

  Oh, really, you have to do that?

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, I have to do that?

• 1:00:18Speaker 04

  I was like, is that your fit?

• 1:00:20Bobby Lee?

  Me, Seth Green, we all do it.

• 1:00:22Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 1:00:22Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, he has headshots of all the people, you know what I mean?

• 1:00:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  Peter Dinklage, everyone's on there.

• 1:00:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man, and, uh, and I go in there and, and, "Hey, Bobby, how you doing?", you know what I mean? He's that guy, you know what I mean?

• 1:00:34Speaker 04

  He's the Asian tailor?

• 1:00:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I don't know if he has Gucci there.

• 1:00:37Speaker 04

  Oh, I see.

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I think he makes his own clothes.

• 1:00:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'd like to see you in like a Prada suit.

• 1:00:41Speaker 00

  Do you like Bobby dressed as John McCain?

• 1:00:43Speaker 04

  Oh, wow!

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  That's not John McCain.

• 1:00:45Speaker 04

  He looks like Roy Choi right there.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:47Speaker 00

  With the red tie.

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  That's not, that's not John McCain.

• 1:00:50Speaker 00

  I just never seen you wear a suit like that.

• 1:00:51Speaker 04

  The Asian, oh, so you used to go to Asian Excellence Awards and stuff?

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  I hosted it.

• 1:00:54Speaker 05

  Really long time.

• 1:00:55Speaker 04

  Oh, you did?

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  Twice.

• 1:00:56Speaker 04

  In the back, JCPenney used to throw an Asian Excellence?

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's the kind of brands I

• 1:01:03Speaker 05

  You also go to Paul Smith to get suits.

• 1:01:06Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes, yeah.

• 1:01:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:07Speaker 04

  And you'll throw like a trucker cap on. I know your style.

• 1:01:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not anymore, but yeah.

• 1:01:12Speaker 03

  Hey, would you ever, would you ever go to Houston and get a grill?

• 1:01:16Speaker 04

  Ooh. Johnny Dang?

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I wouldn't.

• 1:01:19Speaker 03

  No, for real?

• 1:01:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I think that, you know, if I ever acted again, that's a difficult thing to like, um.

• 1:01:25Speaker 03

  Act.

• 1:01:25Speaker 04

  Commit to.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  Commit to.

• 1:01:27Speaker 03

  You mean act?

• 1:01:28Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 1:01:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop.

• 1:01:30Speaker 04

  Hold on.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  Stop for a second. What do you think that I mean by act?

• 1:01:34Speaker 03

  I didn't say nothing by acting.

• 1:01:37Speaker 04

  No, okay, let me, let me correct this. Let me translate here.

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  Can you translate? Can you translate, Tim?

• 1:01:42Speaker 04

  So, you're saying committing like grills are.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  This is all in the book.

• 1:01:46Speaker 04

  It's another battle.

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  It's a life of battle.

• 1:01:47Speaker 04

  It's another battle.

• 1:01:48Bobby Lee?

  It's another wisdom book.

• 1:01:50Speaker 04

  You're assuming grills are permanent. They're not permanent. You take them on and off.

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, then I would get a grill.

• 1:01:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I thought they were like lasered in.

• 1:01:58Speaker 04

  They're not.

• 1:01:58Speaker 05

  I think you would actually like those, um, and more girls get them. I like the, like the tooth gems.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  A tooth gem?

• 1:02:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, I could see what you're saying.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  You can see me with a tooth gem?

• 1:02:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, I've seen stuff.

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  And just glitter all my face?

• 1:02:09Speaker 04

  I've seen stuff.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  So I look like Xenu?

• 1:02:14Speaker 04

  They're cute though.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  And I hang out with Tom Cruise, I'm Xenu?

• 1:02:17Speaker 04

  There you go.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:18Speaker 04

  You can get like a fang.

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't do that. That's not my thing. That's fubo for me.

• 1:02:21Speaker 04

  That, yeah.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's fubo for me.

• 1:02:23Speaker 03

  You should get one when you're in Houston.

• 1:02:26Speaker 04

  Are you going to Houston?

• 1:02:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:27Speaker 04

  I'm going to Houston tomorrow.

• 1:02:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I, last night I did a show for, uh, my friend Dave and, um, it was a sobriety show.

• 1:02:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:35Bobby Lee?

  And there's this guy named Steve Polk. He's a magician. I hadn't seen him for 35 years.

• 1:02:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  He's from San Diego, but he's a great magician. And he used to be in a band called The Rugburns. And I saw him, look up Steve Polk. And this is pretty much when I'm his age, gonna be my style. But like, I, I, I already know my future style.

• 1:02:55Speaker 05

  How?

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  Based on my look.

• 1:02:57Speaker 05

  But you don't know your future body.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  You need future body for that?

• 1:03:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think that, you know, like, certain stuff.

• 1:03:04Bobby Lee?

  Like, yeah, like this, like, look at him on stage.

• 1:03:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, but you are in the future where you should start styling yourself.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  Like, that, that kind of look, a hat, long hair.

• 1:03:12Speaker 05

  It's like very LA, older hipster.

• 1:03:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, but what future are you talking about? This is the time to do it.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing it now.

• 1:03:18Speaker 04

  Okay, good. Yeah, I want you to get like a fancy hat, you know?

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no.

• 1:03:22Speaker 05

  By the way, it's like such a common LA look.

• 1:03:25Speaker 04

  But it's a good stylish look.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, before, no, but you have to, you have to put this into the equation, all right? Is your age? I think that when I'm se- what are you looking at, Alex? You haven't said anything to me today.

• 1:03:39Bobby Lee?

  You've just been staring, looking all around, I'm, I'm side eyeing.

• 1:03:43Speaker 00

  Been quiet, listening.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck is your problem today?

• 1:03:46Speaker 02

  I was looking at the pictures of Steve Poles.

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:03:49Speaker 02

  No, on the, we have a little monitor.

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, monitor, right. Oh, I see.

• 1:03:52Speaker 04

  Who's the best dressed comic? Who's the best dressed?

• 1:03:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I can tell you right now, dude. I can give you the top, uh...

• 1:03:59Speaker 00

  John Mulaney.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  Tom three.

• 1:04:01Speaker 04

  But that's...

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think the best dressed comic, right now, is Marc Maron.

• 1:04:07Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, he is.

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  Dude, everything he's wearing, right, is high-end, but looks kind of raggedy. But if you turn it around, it's something.

• 1:04:17Speaker 05

  He's, it's just relaxed.

• 1:04:18Speaker 04

  He's like Silver Leg Zaddy, right? Like Silver Leg Zaddy.

• 1:04:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so I think Marc Maron, there's a...

• 1:04:22Speaker 05

  He's also like, you know, like, if you were to take a survey of women, and he would be number one hottest male comic.

• 1:04:30Speaker 04

  That's interesting.

• 1:04:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, Marc Maron is the hottest male comic.

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  Male mo- co- comic.

• 1:04:34Speaker 05

  Yes, by a long shot.

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  Um, uh, fashion-wise, I would say Cat Williams.

• 1:04:39Speaker 04

  Cat Williams, yeah, he does stand out.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, with, I would, I couldn't wear it.

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:04:43Bobby Lee?

  But there's just something, sometimes he's like, you know what I mean, got a native vibe going, or...

• 1:04:47Speaker 04

  Right, right.

• 1:04:48Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Right, sometimes, yeah, mystical. I love mystical blacks, those are my favorite ones.

• 1:04:53Speaker 04

  Who's the worst, who's the worst dressed?

• 1:04:55Speaker 00

  I mean, that's a mystical black.

• 1:04:56Speaker 04

  Oh, that's kind of fire.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  That's a mystical black, dude.

• 1:04:58Speaker 04

  That, that is fire.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He's not Illuminati, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Just dresses like it.

• 1:05:04Speaker 04

  I do like when Bobby's dress actually like tries, you know what I mean? He wore, he wore like a vintage shirt, denim jacket, and some like, non-jogger pants.

• 1:05:12Speaker 05

  Non-jogger?

• 1:05:13Speaker 04

  Like, when he's wearing joggers, I'm like, he's not trying, he just woke up.

• 1:05:17Speaker 05

  You're so right, that's his blind spot lately is the joggers.

• 1:05:19Speaker 04

  I'm not a fan of the joggers, you know?

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  What's a jogger?

• 1:05:22Speaker 05

  It's tapered.

• 1:05:22Speaker 04

  It's like tapered sweatpants, you know?

• 1:05:24Speaker 00

  I don't mind this.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  Zoom in.

• 1:05:27Speaker 05

  That's like goat? That's different, though. Those are not joggers.

• 1:05:30Speaker 04

  Well, they're jogger-esque, but you know what I mean when... Oh, no, they're not joggers. But you know when they're like the sweat elastic? You mean what he's wearing right now? Yeah, what he's wearing right now.

• 1:05:38Speaker 05

  Let me see.

• 1:05:39Speaker 04

  No, no, these aren't even joggers.

• 1:05:41Speaker 05

  Does he wear joggers? Those aren't joggers, those are straight leg.

• 1:05:42Speaker 04

  You know, on the bottom, when there's like that, that collar almost like around your ankle?

• 1:05:47Speaker 05

  It's like, it looks cheap.

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm gonna say this right now, okay? That I realize that. So I have been wearing, I haven't been wearing joggers in a while.

• 1:05:56Speaker 05

  You've been wearing straight?

• 1:05:57Bobby Lee?

  I've been going straight and almost poofy out.

• 1:05:59Speaker 04

  Yes, I want, I want you to go poofy out.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  I have been doing that.

• 1:06:01Speaker 04

  Okay, cool.

• 1:06:02Bobby Lee?

  Right, so one self reflects.

• 1:06:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  One grows, and one evolves.

• 1:06:06Speaker 05

  I think your final blind spot is the Golden Goose.

• 1:06:10Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow, it's a blind spot.

• 1:06:12Speaker 05

  What do you think is a good shoe? That's it, because I think Bobby has impeccable style, and when I look at his closet, I'm like, oh my god, he takes risks. It's so cool. Like, you're such a fashion icon. The Golden Goose is like, drive me mad.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:06:23Speaker 05

  Because I feel as though like it's a very like millennial girl brand. But maybe you're like...

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm femme.

• 1:06:30Speaker 05

  No, it's not your femme. Maybe you are subverting something here by like, you know, like being a Golden Goose stan? Because you do wear them well. I think maybe I'm just like swayed by the whole like millennial woman love for it.

• 1:06:42Speaker 04

  You know who's style I kinda like? Like Catherine Blandford. It's kind of a...

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  She's a good style.

• 1:06:48Speaker 04

  She has kind of an insane...

• 1:06:49Bobby Lee?

  I like that style. The girl that I'm seeing has that style.

• 1:06:52Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 1:06:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, of mismatch clothing, you know what I mean? Camo pants, a shirt that doesn't...

• 1:06:58Speaker 04

  But somehow it works.

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  It works. You know what I call it? Eastern European clothing.

• 1:07:02Speaker 05

  But also, they're just hot chicks.

• 1:07:04Speaker 04

  They are, they are hot.

• 1:07:05Speaker 05

  So it's like, anything looks good. Like, the girl you're seeing, you could put anything on her. She's tall, she's beautiful, like, anything would look good on her.

• 1:07:11Speaker 04

  That's a good point.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:12Speaker 05

  Catherine Blandford, same thing, right? Like, they're in...

• 1:07:14Speaker 04

  That helps a lot, for sure.

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, does it help a lot?

• 1:07:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:17Speaker 04

  It's like Adam Sandler, you know? He's Adam Sandler, so you could wear anything.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but no, but judge his style.

• 1:07:24Speaker 04

  Well, people like still love his style, you know?

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's an interesting style.

• 1:07:28Speaker 04

  It is.

• 1:07:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'd like to talk about worst dressed comedians. But let's go best. Here's another one, and you may like him or not, I love him, but Dean Delray.

• 1:07:39Speaker 05

  You said worse?

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  No, best.

• 1:07:41Speaker 04

  I gotta see the style.

• 1:07:42Speaker 05

  I think he loves a lot of maid worn, right? And like Japanese selvage.

• 1:07:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I learned from Kevin Christie and Dean Delray.

• 1:07:49Speaker 05

  Kevin Christie dresses well.

• 1:07:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, about, um, you know what I mean? About raw denim. I learned from Kevin Christie.

• 1:07:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  You mean, so, you know what I mean, you learn. Let's go average.

• 1:08:00Speaker 04

  Why average?

• 1:08:01Bobby Lee?

  I like average.

• 1:08:02Speaker 03

  Brad Williams? He's pretty good.

• 1:08:06Bobby Lee?

  That's it.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't have a lot of options.

• 1:08:12Speaker 04

  Average, average, uh...

• 1:08:15Bobby Lee?

  I mean, he's gotta go to kid's gap. Think about what he has to do. He has to go into kid's gap.

• 1:08:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  Right? But he can't wear the like, you know what I mean? The minion-y pajama. So he has to go like, he has to go to certain sections of, you know what I mean? And then he has to have a lot of things tailored to him.

• 1:08:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:32Bobby Lee?

  Right? So that's a terrible, I love him, but for what he's given? And I could say that about myself. If anyone doesn't know, Brad Williams is a dwarf, a little person. And, but I also look at my own body and go, what, you know what I mean? I would love to have, look great in a black suit and look like Daniel Day-Lewis.

• 1:08:53Speaker 04

  But it should be...

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  I just don't have a thin, white, tall body for that type of...

• 1:08:57Speaker 04

  It's less fabric, it should be cheaper.

• 1:09:00Bobby Lee?

  It's not cheaper.

• 1:09:01Speaker 04

  It's not?

• 1:09:01Speaker 05

  Children's clothing are the most expensive things you'll ever buy.

• 1:09:04Speaker 04

  But I remember getting Jord- like Jordans, if you got the kid's size, it was like cheaper than the adult size.

• 1:09:09Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:09:09Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:09:10Speaker 05

  The brands, oh my god, if, when you, when you have a kid, when you have a kid, you guys are gonna freak out because there's so many great kids brands, like Mini Rodini, and like one shirt's like 200 bucks, but then I buy it. I buy, it's so exciting because there's so many cooler options for kids.

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm never gonna have kids.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  Let's start with that.

• 1:09:30Speaker 04

  Can't wait till it happens.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't think you'll ever have kids.

• 1:09:34Speaker 04

  Who knows?

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 1:09:35Speaker 04

  If I got a girl pregnant, I'd just be like, eh, I'd be like, you know what, I might roll with.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  You know, you know what, you're right.

• 1:09:41Speaker 04

  I roll with it.

• 1:09:43Speaker 05

  It's upsetting me.

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:09:44Speaker 05

  Because I want you guys to not just roll with it.

• 1:09:46Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no, that's not what I meant, sorry, bad word.

• 1:09:49Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, roll with it?

• 1:09:49Speaker 05

  The most supportive partner through pregnancy, through postpartum. I know that you guys are good guys. I don't want you to just roll with it. That's all, that's my take.

• 1:09:57Speaker 04

  Okay, no, that's not what I meant.

• 1:09:58Bobby Lee?

  You know what roll with it means?

• 1:10:00Speaker 05

  That you're just gonna be like, okay, cool, let's keep it.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm not like, you know what I mean, like, no, I'm in it.

• 1:10:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're in it, that's what I mean.

• 1:10:06Bobby Lee?

  That's what I mean by rolling in it.

• 1:10:08Speaker 04

  Roll, rolling in it.

• 1:10:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm rolling in the baby.

• 1:10:09Speaker 04

  Not panic about it, and not panic about it and be like, we gotta do something about this, like, not that, I mean, like, okay.

• 1:10:16Bobby Lee?

  I've learned things from you, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'll call you a lot.

• 1:10:19Speaker 05

  Yes, come meal, right?

• 1:10:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll go be like, there's no titty milk coming out, and then you go, give it to the wife.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  And I'm like, oh, all right, all right, it's all bruised up, you know what I mean? There's things I would call, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:32Speaker 04

  But, yeah, I get it, I get it. I sounded like just a small.

• 1:10:36Bobby Lee?

  I also think, I also think that like, sleeping with the baby in the bed is what I would do.

• 1:10:40Speaker 05

  I know, but you would have to be super safe about it.

• 1:10:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I don't, I sleep one style.

• 1:10:45Speaker 05

  And you, I know, but you know that it's a hazard if one of the parents is a smoker?

• 1:10:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:50Speaker 05

  Like, it's, it increases your chances for sudden infant death syndrome. So like, if you're a smoker, you cannot have the baby in bed.

• 1:10:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, I haven't smoked that cigarette in over a month.

• 1:10:58Speaker 04

  That's the smell that you exude?

• 1:11:00Speaker 05

  I don't know what it is specifically, but that is one of the risk factors for SIDS, so. You're gonna be safe. I just gotta be around for either of your babies, Kay.

• 1:11:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I, I.

• 1:11:10Speaker 05

  George, you too.

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I don't wanna start a fight with you.

• 1:11:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 1:11:16Speaker 04

  Why'd you look at Elvis? Are you about to start a fight?

• 1:11:20Bobby Lee?

  And also check out this book.

• 1:11:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:11:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:22Speaker 04

  All the battles in your life, life and battles.

• 1:11:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't wanna start a fight with you.

• 1:11:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:27Bobby Lee?

  But you have first baby syndrome.

• 1:11:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, of, of course, why wouldn't I have? It's my first baby.

• 1:11:34Speaker 04

  What's that mean? What's first baby?

• 1:11:35Bobby Lee?

  Because the second baby, she's not gonna be the way she is now.

• 1:11:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're more relaxed, because everything is not so new anymore. You, you're like, oh, I've done this, so I'm not as like.

• 1:11:45Bobby Lee?

  But also, I, I think the rules that you're applying right now will loosen.

• 1:11:49Speaker 05

  I don't think so. I don't think so. I think that's safety, like when you get, you grab your baby, you'll know what I mean. When you meet your baby for the first time, and George, you can attest to this, you do breathing checks. That baby is so small, you're like, is it breathing, is it breathing, is it breathing, like the first.

• 1:12:05Speaker 06

  Well, that's the worst part is because you're so sleep deprived, like for the first month, but you're like, wake up and like, I need to check if it's breathing, and then you're like, ah, what am I gonna do if it, yeah, what am I gonna do if it's not, did I go back to sleep and then feel completely.

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  They become apathetic?

• 1:12:19Speaker 05

  That they become apnaics, they hold their breath, they have like erratic breathing, newborn breathing is such a mindfuck, so it scares you, so like, I see what you're saying, it's like a two, three year old, like you do loosen up.

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  They're just so fragile.

• 1:12:30Speaker 05

  First get them, and they're like this newly like, perfectly baked thing, you're like.

• 1:12:35Bobby Lee?

  My sister kept trying to like get me to hold the baby, and I was so scared to hold it because it's so fragile, and I'm like, no, I don't need to do that, I don't want to drop it.

• 1:12:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, even I was a mom, and I was scared to drop my own baby, so it's like.

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  It's like holding a 16th century Chinese vase.

• 1:12:49Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:12:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I dropped those all the time. Three in my life.

• 1:12:55Speaker 04

  A Faberge egg.

• 1:12:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, oh yeah, Faberge egg, yeah. When you hold a Faberge egg, you know, because how many are there in the world?

• 1:13:02Speaker 05

  I think there are enough.

• 1:13:04Bobby Lee?

  There are not enough.

• 1:13:05Speaker 05

  I don't think they're like.

• 1:13:06Bobby Lee?

  I think they're under a hundred.

• 1:13:08Speaker 04

  They're under a hundred.

• 1:13:09Speaker 05

  Really, under a hundred Faberge?

• 1:13:10Bobby Lee?

  You know how much a Faberge egg costs?

• 1:13:12Speaker 05

  Yes, I do.

• 1:13:13Bobby Lee?

  How much, how much do you think a Faberge egg?

• 1:13:14Speaker 06

  Overall, they're around sixty one to sixty nine.

• 1:13:17Speaker 05

  Oh, whoa, you're.

• 1:13:18Speaker 04

  Oh, wow, I didn't know that.

• 1:13:19Bobby Lee?

  That's crazy. Guess how much one would be?

• 1:13:21Speaker 05

  I think in the high millions.

• 1:13:23Bobby Lee?

  Like, just give me a good number.

• 1:13:25Speaker 05

  A hundred fifty million to half a million.

• 1:13:27Bobby Lee?

  How much is that?

• 1:13:27Speaker 04

  That sounds too much.

• 1:13:28Speaker 06

  Twenty fourteen, a man found a thirty million dollar imperial egg at a flea market.

• 1:13:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so you're.

• 1:13:32Speaker 04

  At a flea market?

• 1:13:33Bobby Lee?

  At a flea market, you overshot. That's still pretty expensive.

• 1:13:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:13:37Bobby Lee?

  That's thirty million dollars.

• 1:13:38Speaker 05

  Crazy.

• 1:13:39Bobby Lee?

  That's the cheapest one, I think.

• 1:13:40Speaker 06

  Probably, yeah.

• 1:13:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:41Speaker 04

  What's the most expensive thing?

• 1:13:42Bobby Lee?

  What, what?

• 1:13:43Speaker 04

  What's the most expensive thing you own?

• 1:13:46Bobby Lee?

  Wow, this house.

• 1:13:47Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:13:48Speaker 05

  House not included, of course it's gonna be your house.

• 1:13:50Speaker 04

  You have collectibles, you have an expensive, expensive, expensive collectible?

• 1:13:53Speaker 05

  He hasn't upraised them in a while, I don't think he knows. I bet you anything you have hidden treasures here.

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I have many hidden treasures.

• 1:13:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:13:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, for people to find when I'm dead. And you'll be surprised, I have one for you.

• 1:14:03Speaker 04

  You got a mug why?

• 1:14:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:06Speaker 06

  These are so expensive.

• 1:14:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, okay, which one, that's thirty million.

• 1:14:11Bobby Lee?

  Ten million. They're less than I thought they were gonna be.

• 1:14:14Speaker 05

  Me too.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:15Speaker 04

  Nah, I expect it.

• 1:14:16Bobby Lee?

  But they're very delicate.

• 1:14:17Speaker 04

  It's expensive, though.

• 1:14:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Would you buy one?

• 1:14:20Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:14:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:14:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Yeah, so I would hold a baby like a Faberge egg.

• 1:14:28Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:14:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:30Speaker 04

  Would you adopt?

• 1:14:31Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:14:32Speaker 04

  Nah?

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:14:33Speaker 04

  Cause you could skip the baby phase and go right to like an old.

• 1:14:36Bobby Lee?

  A Russian five-year-old? That went through war?

• 1:14:38Speaker 03

  Da-da.

• 1:14:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:40Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Or it has its own knife?

• 1:14:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:43Bobby Lee?

  There's no way.

• 1:14:43Speaker 04

  Low maintenance?

• 1:14:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I.

• 1:14:45Speaker 04

  Or?

• 1:14:45Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:14:46Speaker 03

  Or you can have a baby and then just, you know, you know, ditch the family for like five, six years and then come back. That way.

• 1:14:55Bobby Lee?

  That's a good plan.

• 1:14:56Speaker 03

  That way, you can skip the five, six years.

• 1:14:59Bobby Lee?

  The best years of their lives.

• 1:15:03Bobby Lee?

  That's wow. That's a great. The best years of their lives.

• 1:15:07Speaker 03

  Cause it's still your own blood, but it's not adopted.

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  When they become nightmares is when you come back again.

• 1:15:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:15:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, the very good thinking.

• 1:15:14Speaker 03

  Ten, right?

• 1:15:15Bobby Lee?

  You should write a book. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:18Speaker 03

  And the first page would be, "To all the women who got me battle-ready."

• 1:15:23Speaker 04

  That's, that's the, that's my dedication. Memorize that the whole. That's what, yeah, do you memorize that? You're waiting for that?

• 1:15:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's right.

• 1:15:30Speaker 04

  It's my family photo right there, you know?

• 1:15:32Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 1:15:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:15:33Bobby Lee?

  Which one is you? I can't tell.

• 1:15:34Speaker 04

  I'm right here.

• 1:15:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:15:37Speaker 05

  What did your mom think of the book?

• 1:15:39Speaker 04

  I mean, she didn't read it cause she doesn't really speak English like that, you know? But she, oh, like that I wrote one?

• 1:15:45Speaker 05

  But you did like interview her for a lot of like the content of the book.

• 1:15:48Speaker 04

  I did. She hasn't gone through it, but I interviewed her because she has that crazy journey through the Mexican border. Like illegally carrying two babies, so with coyotes and stuff. So she gave me the details of that.

• 1:15:59Bobby Lee?

  Can I, can I show you the poster of my, um, of what my Hulu poster's gonna look like?

• 1:16:05Speaker 04

  I wanna see it.

• 1:16:06Bobby Lee?

  Just the poster and see if you think you like it or not.

• 1:16:08Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:16:08Bobby Lee?

  Ready and go.

• 1:16:11Speaker 04

  I like it. Can I see? I like it.

• 1:16:13Speaker 00

  We'll blur it out, can I see?

• 1:16:15Speaker 04

  Is it too late for notes, though?

• 1:16:16Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:16:16Speaker 05

  No, it's not.

• 1:16:17Bobby Lee?

  It, it, it kinda is.

• 1:16:18Speaker 04

  Okay, okay, then I'm not gonna go into it. No, I like it.

• 1:16:20Speaker 00

  Here's the thing, people will click on that.

• 1:16:21Speaker 04

  It's very kawaii.

• 1:16:22Speaker 05

  It's very cute.

• 1:16:23Speaker 04

  It's very kawaii.

• 1:16:24Speaker 05

  Here's what I think, like, I just think that there are so many iconic photographs of you.

• 1:16:29Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, I, I'm gonna make a call between this, these two pods, and I'm gonna make a call. And what do you think of this, Alex? I wear the same thing I wore for the special.

• 1:16:40Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:16:40Bobby Lee?

  And we go to a white backdrop.

• 1:16:42Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 1:16:42Bobby Lee?

  And we, we create our own.

• 1:16:45Speaker 00

  Assets.

• 1:16:46Bobby Lee?

  Our.

• 1:16:46Speaker 05

  A thousand percent agree.

• 1:16:48Speaker 04

  If you have a chance to switch it, I think you still, if you have time, you should try to do something about it. Because that's what I did with my book, I had an option and I switched it around. Hold on, hold on. You know what?

• 1:16:57Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So this is what you chose? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:05Speaker 04

  It's a good cover.

• 1:17:06Bobby Lee?

  I, I understand this, so this is, um, um, some, you're, you're showing people like, ah, man.

• 1:17:13Speaker 04

  I've been through so many battles.

• 1:17:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And your inside scars are on your face.

• 1:17:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:17:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know what I mean, but.

• 1:17:21Speaker 04

  That's not the look, that's not the look I have.

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  Why, why this look?

• 1:17:26Speaker 04

  My favorite photos.

• 1:17:27Bobby Lee?

  Did you take two photos? I, I'll take the second one.

• 1:17:29Speaker 04

  My favorite photos of you are from Jen Rosen, Rosen.

• 1:17:34Speaker 05

  Rosenstein.

• 1:17:34Speaker 04

  Rosenstein.

• 1:17:36Bobby Lee?

  She's the best.

• 1:17:36Speaker 05

  She's so good.

• 1:17:37Speaker 04

  Those are my best, those are my favorite photos of you.

• 1:17:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's the best.

• 1:17:40Speaker 04

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:17:41Bobby Lee?

  Rosenstein's the best.

• 1:17:41Speaker 05

  Okay, so that was my big note, was that like, I think that there are many other more iconic photos you can use for your center photo. Because it's cute, but it's not, like, iconically you. There's so many expressions that you do that are more Bobby Lee than that.

• 1:17:56Speaker 04

  The photo should be quality of what you use for your profile photos on Raya. Like, that should be the, the level.

• 1:18:02Speaker 05

  Yes. It's not animated enough.

• 1:18:04Speaker 04

  I got rid of the app.

• 1:18:05Bobby Lee?

  But you, you know, you know, like, the ones you.

• 1:18:09Speaker 00

  Spit, Life and Battles.

• 1:18:11Bobby Lee?

  Yes, but, anything else you wanna plug?

• 1:18:13Speaker 04

  Uh, no guys, Spit, A Life in Battles is in bookstores everywhere. You can also cop it on Amazon or Barnesandnobles.com. You know, it's not just like rap heady stuff. There's a lot of great things in here about family, Asian American history with Bobby's involved and, you know, and like, Los Angeles history, hip-hop history.

• 1:18:33Speaker 00

  Why is it called Spit, for the audience?

• 1:18:35Speaker 04

  Spit, I just feel like, it's like a disrespectful act, but earned me respect, by spitting. Spitting lyrics, spitting, you know what I mean, yeah.

• 1:18:48Speaker 04

  Can you say something Bobby? Can you say something Bobby?

• 1:18:50Speaker 00

  Don't be phased, Dom, don't be phased.

• 1:18:51Speaker 04

  I'm phased, I'm phased, I am literally phased. Bobby, are you gonna read my book?

• 1:18:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll audiobook it if Jaime is the narrator.

• 1:19:01Speaker 04

  No, no, no, I narrated it.

• 1:19:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did?

• 1:19:03Speaker 04

  I gotta...

• 1:19:03Bobby Lee?

  I like your voice. I wanna say, let me ask you a real question.

• 1:19:06Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 1:19:08Bobby Lee?

  Percentage-wise, are you more of a, give me that percentage here. Are you more of an actor, comedian, or hip-hop artist?

• 1:19:17Speaker 04

  I would say hip-hop artist is my main.

• 1:19:19Bobby Lee?

  So what's the percentage?

• 1:19:20Speaker 04

  Part of the pie.

• 1:19:21Bobby Lee?

  Out of a hundred percent, what is the percentage?

• 1:19:22Speaker 04

  I would say sixty percent.

• 1:19:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, actor?

• 1:19:27Speaker 04

  Uh, right, I would, I would say like twenty-five percent.

• 1:19:30Bobby Lee?

  So, what do we got left? Fifteen, fifteen percent left?

• 1:19:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:19:33Bobby Lee?

  So you're fifteen percent comedian?

• 1:19:35Speaker 04

  Uh, well, writer and comedian.

• 1:19:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so that's, oh, yeah.

• 1:19:39Speaker 04

  I just wrote, um, Beef Season Two's coming out.

• 1:19:41Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so what, yeah, what beef, what percentage is, uh, writer?

• 1:19:44Speaker 04

  Uh, a small percent.

• 1:19:45Bobby Lee?

  What percentage is writer?

• 1:19:46Speaker 04

  This is not helping, leading up to my book.

• 1:19:49Bobby Lee?

  What percentage is writer?

• 1:19:50Speaker 04

  Uh, maybe, I mean, writing is in, in everything I do. As a hip-hop artist, I also write lyrics.

• 1:19:57Bobby Lee?

  I know, but just, it, just, writing as its own...

• 1:19:59Speaker 04

  The final percentage of the pie?

• 1:20:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:01Speaker 04

  The remainder.

• 1:20:02Bobby Lee?

  But then, as a comic, what are you?

• 1:20:04Speaker 04

  Isn't Comic-Con all encapsulating everything? Like, as a writer and performer and everything, you know?

• 1:20:09Bobby Lee?

  That's true.

• 1:20:10Speaker 04

  You know what I mean?

• 1:20:11Bobby Lee?

  And that's what, that's the answer I wanted.

• 1:20:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:20:13Speaker 00

  A long-winded.

• 1:20:15Bobby Lee?

  A long-winded answer.

• 1:20:16Speaker 04

  Are you gonna, please read it Bobby, can you read it?

• 1:20:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna fucking read it!

• 1:20:19Speaker 04

  What's the last book you read?

• 1:20:21Bobby Lee?

  Um, The Idiot by Dostoevsky.

• 1:20:23Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:20:24Speaker 05

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:20:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:26Speaker 04

  Alright.

• 1:20:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's the funny? And the Sun Also Rises by Hemingway, those are the last two books I read. Do you read?

• 1:20:33Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:20:35Speaker 03

  I'll read this one.

• 1:20:35Speaker 04

  This is an easy read.

• 1:20:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's pictures.

• 1:20:37Speaker 04

  You've never read a book?

• 1:20:38Bobby Lee?

  There's pictures in there.

• 1:20:39Speaker 03

  There's pictures in here.

• 1:20:40Speaker 04

  There's pictures.

• 1:20:40Speaker 03

  Let me show you.

• 1:20:41Speaker 04

  There are pictures. There's a little comic strip.

• 1:20:43Bobby Lee?

  Just get him a coloring book, okay?

• 1:20:46Bobby Lee?

  Spit the color.

• 1:20:47Speaker 03

  Spit, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:48Speaker 04

  The pictures are, yeah.

• 1:20:49Bobby Lee?

  Spit the color.

• 1:20:50Speaker 04

  You can color into the pictures.

• 1:20:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're in here somewhere. I saw them.

• 1:20:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:54Speaker 03

  I can tell.

• 1:20:55Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, give John a round of applause.

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