THE EXTREME BABYSITTING CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:58Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 29. Round of applause, please wait. We got Carlos Cam back in the shit.

• 1:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I was gonna let it rock out because you've been really, really, really trying to get that round of applause back in. And I liked that.

• 1:16Peyton Hardin?

  I'm still trying to figure it out because, no, if you want me to be honest, I don't care. I don't, I don't, I'm not.

• 1:20Cameron Kennedy?

  But you're a man of the people.

• 1:21Peyton Hardin?

  I'm a man of the people.

• 1:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a man of the people, people of the man.

• 1:24Peyton Hardin?

  I'm the man of the people. But do it the right fist, show some respect. Is that a real thing? I've never seen it done with the left.

• 1:30Cameron Kennedy?

  What if someone's a left-hander? I think the sentiment's the same.

• 1:34Peyton Hardin?

  If you're left-handed, whenever you're doing a pledge of allegiance, you still put your right hand over your heart.

• 1:39Cameron Kennedy?

  That's because your heart's on the left side of your body, moron. They're not gonna go.

• 1:46Cameron Kennedy?

  A pledge of allegiance to the flag.

• 1:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you an idiot?

• 1:51Peyton Hardin?

  Never knew that. I never knew.

• 1:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you shut up. You never knew what?

• 1:55Peyton Hardin?

  I never knew your, the reason you do the pledge of allegiance with your right hand over your heart and not the left is because the heart's on the, on the right, on the left side. I'm having a problem.

• 2:05Cameron Kennedy?

  It's because you're putting your hand over your heart.

• 2:07Peyton Hardin?

  So why can't we do this? Why can't we do left hand over the heart?

• 2:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Because who wants to look like they're scooping it, like scooping toot their when they're saying the pledge of allegiance?

• 2:16Peyton Hardin?

  But would it be a sign of disrespect if I did left hand over my heart?

• 2:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it'd be a sign of weirdness. I think the sentiment's still there.

• 2:22Peyton Hardin?

  If you, if you literally were like this.

• 2:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe you're like, so something's wrong with that guy. Something's wrong with him.

• 2:29Peyton Hardin?

  And okay, that's so crazy. I didn't think that.

• 2:31Cameron Kennedy?

  But this is completely different. That's completely different.

• 2:35Peyton Hardin?

  I've never seen someone, see, I've never seen someone black power with the left fist.

• 2:38Cameron Kennedy?

  If it's disrespectful with the left, let me know. But I think it's just, I think that's just preference.

• 2:41Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sure there's a manual out there.

• 2:43Cameron Kennedy?

  There probably is. I need to buy it. I need to buy that book. I need to buy, who would I get it signed by? Who would I get a black power book signed by current today?

• 2:50Peyton Hardin?

  Dr. Umar.

• 2:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no. No, no, Dr. Umar hates me. Never, never said a word to me. That guy hates me. So yeah, no, that's out the window.

• 2:59Peyton Hardin?

  I would love to have Dr. Umar on the podcast.

• 3:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I think it'd be fantastic.

• 3:03Peyton Hardin?

  I would, I would love to.

• 3:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Within two minutes, he'd say that my wife has failed her ancestors. He'd say that I'm.

• 3:09Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know what this is gonna say.

• 3:10Cameron Kennedy?

  He'd say, I'm undeserving of all things, of all things.

• 3:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's great. I'd be like, get him.

• 3:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'd be like, yeah, keep going. Sure, sure.

• 3:18Peyton Hardin?

  I'd go, Mr. Umar, get him.

• 3:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's crazy. How much you get paid for your last press tour?

• 3:25Peyton Hardin?

  So, here we go. Welcome back to the podcast. We don't know how much that stayed. Welcome back from commercial break. Dude, Cam, I haven't seen.

• 3:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, tickle my cherries. Tickle my cherries, get straight into it. We both saw something.

• 3:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, yes, yes, yes.

• 3:40Cameron Kennedy?

  We both saw something.

• 3:41Peyton Hardin?

  We both saw Spider-Man. Now, before you click off, we are not reviewing Spider-Man or actually talking about the movie at all. We're gonna do a full breakdown over on our Patreon that comes out this Wednesday. We're gonna break down the spoilers and then we're gonna like rank the movies, I think.

• 3:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and we're gonna do what? We're gonna break the boss down, down, down, down.

• 4:00Peyton Hardin?

  It's like not that good, like it's not like that big.

• 4:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You're out of your mind.

• 4:04Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not that big of a joke for like, it's for it to be worth the.

• 4:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I just like the way I sound when I say that.

• 4:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, sure.

• 4:10Cameron Kennedy?

  But okay, so we saw Spider-Man.

• 4:12Peyton Hardin?

  We saw Spider-Man separately.

• 4:13Cameron Kennedy?

  We did, oh.

• 4:14Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't talked to.

• 4:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Completely different states.

• 4:16Peyton Hardin?

  So I haven't talked to Cam in about a week because I was out of town. I was out of town, you were in town.

• 4:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I was out of town too. I go, don't make it look like I'm just a loser. I was out of town.

• 4:27Peyton Hardin?

  I have a lot to talk to you about. I went to Minneapolis.

• 4:29Cameron Kennedy?

  We have a lot. Oh.

• 4:30Peyton Hardin?

  I went to, I got so much that happened. I went to SummerSlam.

• 4:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You, you went to Minneapolis, beautiful big city. There's, there's a Mall of America.

• 4:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You went to a pay-per-view event. I went to Talaquaw, Oklahoma.

• 4:42Peyton Hardin?

  We'll get there.

• 4:42Cameron Kennedy?

  And oh, will we get there?

• 4:44Peyton Hardin?

  We'll get there in the episode because we have a lot to catch up on. So it's gonna be a good, a good podcast.

• 4:48Cameron Kennedy?

  When we, when we disperse, then we come back.

• 4:49Peyton Hardin?

  We, we don't talk. Can't I say, I'll talk about this later, Mall of America, a little disappointed.

• 4:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I knew I would be. I knew it would be. It's too outdated, isn't it?

• 4:57Peyton Hardin?

  It's too outdated. It's too outdated. It's too, it's like, I don't need, I don't.

• 5:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, I don't need, I don't need the seventh lid store.

• 5:03Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I'm saying. The, the mall is 15 miles long, but there's eight of the same stores.

• 5:08Cameron Kennedy?

  That's stupid.

• 5:09Peyton Hardin?

  It's dumb. You're taking away the magic.

• 5:10Cameron Kennedy?

  To be a true Mall of America, there should be one of every single retailer.

• 5:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, think about that.

• 5:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That'd be the greatest mall.

• 5:16Peyton Hardin?

  I saw three hot sauce, I saw three of the same hot sauce places that sell like the gag like hot sauces that are super expensive. Three of the same ones.

• 5:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Hot sauce? They've, oh, don't tell me Mall of America is just a big grapevine mills.

• 5:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, it's not that bad. No, it's not that bad.

• 5:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You can get a hot sauce at Sniper Rifle.

• 5:32Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, it's not that bad yet. But, so, I went to go see Spider-Man.

• 5:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 5:37Peyton Hardin?

  Brand New Day. Now, if you've been watching the podcast for this past month, there's been like a movie like chronicle of me trying to find the perfect movie theater.

• 5:46Cameron Kennedy?

  For this reason, for this movie.

• 5:48Peyton Hardin?

  For this, for this movie, like I, I bought five movie tickets to different theaters. I ended up going, like I ended up having to go to Minneapolis the day that Spider-Man Brand New Day released. I was working with a brand at SummerSlam. Now, I was like, okay, not ideal. I wanted to be at home to watch Brand New Day, right? I was studying the movie theaters in my area.

• 6:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you were putting up shots, taking notes.

• 6:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so I was like, last second audible, well, in Minneapolis, Minnesota, there's a Mall of America. So I decided to go watch Spider-Man Brand New Day at the Mall of America.

• 6:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That's aura. I'm not gonna lie. That's, that's, that's, that's like plus seven.

• 6:26Peyton Hardin?

  It was the most ghetto movie theater ever. It's a ghetto movie theater. There's rips in the leather. It, it, it's disgusting. It's gross.

• 6:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 6:34Peyton Hardin?

  It's disgusting. It's so nasty.

• 6:37Cameron Kennedy?

  So even the movie theater is like outdated there?

• 6:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, yes, yes, yes.

• 6:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 6:40Peyton Hardin?

  Screens aren't that big unless you, you wanna watch it. And what, I don't, I, what the fuck is that called?

• 6:45Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 6:45Peyton Hardin?

  Well, Screen X. What is that? Whenever it's, the, the screen is, there's a screen in front of you and then a screen's on the walls on the side of you.

• 6:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, you need to stop being so experimental with movies. You need to go to a classic standard showing.

• 6:57Peyton Hardin?

  I did, I did. I'm saying that that was an option for.

• 6:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought you just told me you saw Spider-Man. I mean, you're literally, you're, you're on a web going through New York with, on the side.

• 7:04Peyton Hardin?

  When I'm watching a movie, my head should never go like this. I should never be watching a movie this way.

• 7:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You shouldn't have to be like this. Babe, babe, look, look, look.

• 7:11Peyton Hardin?

  It's stupid. The main film's right there. I'm over here, oh, oh, look.

• 7:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God, My 882, that'd be horrific.

• 7:17Peyton Hardin?

  So I landed in Minneapolis, American Airlines, the worst airline to ever exist. If you ever see me advertise American Airlines, I've sold my soul. Now, it's the worst airline ever. Never use it. Like the fact that, like, that they even chose to use American Airlines planes for 9/11, they didn't even deserve that.

• 7:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow, okay.

• 7:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay. All right, all right, yeah. So, so, I, I flew in from Dallas to Minneapolis. They lost my luggage. Luggage is gone and they're like, hey, we'll let you know when we get it there. I'm like, what, what does that mean?

• 7:49Cameron Kennedy?

  That's absolutely unacceptable.

• 7:51Peyton Hardin?

  They're like, oh, we can't find it. And I go, why? They're like, mm, we lost a bunch of bags yesterday. We lost a lot of bags today. That's, that's the explanation they got. So, I was originally supposed to go see the noon showing at the Mall of America, right? I was so pissed off that I missed that movie. I missed it. I didn't go. I bought that ticket, didn't go to it. I was so mad. I was, because all my jewelry was in that luggage too. So that's a lot of money.

• 8:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a big bag of loot.

• 8:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:14Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a big bag.

• 8:15Peyton Hardin?

  So, I'm, I'm pissed off. I'm in the room and Sarah's like, babe, come on, we can go see, 3 o'clock, there's a 3 o'clock, you'll be fine. All right. She took me to a bar. I got some drinks. I felt better, right?

• 8:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I was gonna say, you turned into Dwayne The Rock Johnson.

• 8:28Peyton Hardin?

  Shut up.

• 8:30Peyton Hardin?

  So we go to the Mall of America to the worst movie theater ever and I go, hey, can I buy a 3pm movie ticket to Spider-Man? I go in there, right? It is empty. I'm like, thank God. I want it to be empty so no one's chit-chatting, nobody's on their phone. Like, I, I want to enjoy Spider-Man Brand New Day the best way I can because I care about this movie. I've been waiting five years, right? So I sit down. Now, I'm in the second to last top row, right? Which is fine, right?

• 8:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Not, not prime, not peak, but good.

• 8:58Peyton Hardin?

  But, like I said, there's empty. There's only a per, there's only two people on the very bottom row, second row, very bottom. There's only two people down there and then right before the movie starts, there's a group of like six girls that walk in and they sit exactly next to us. Now I'm like, oh my God, no, no.

• 9:16Cameron Kennedy?

  And the, the rest of the theater's open.

• 9:17Peyton Hardin?

  Open.

• 9:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 9:18Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm like, oh my God.

• 9:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I would've got it moved.

• 9:20Peyton Hardin?

  I go, oh my God, oh my God. And Sarah looks at me and she goes, and I go, mm-hmm. Now, I get up and I'm like, we're moving.

• 9:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Good, good.

• 9:29Peyton Hardin?

  I'm so glad we did because the girls recognized me. So I was like, I was like, I don't know, shut the, don't talk to me.

• 9:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, are you, no, ahh, no, no.

• 9:37Peyton Hardin?

  Shut her down. So then I'm like, okay, Sarah, what is the best seat in this theater where we don't get annoyed with people in front of us, beside us? All we can get encapsulated in is the full screen.

• 9:48Cameron Kennedy?

  It's Tom Holland.

• 9:49Peyton Hardin?

  So, I go, let's get in the very front row.

• 9:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Terrible decision.

• 9:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, I liked it.

• 9:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You need to be, that needs, that disciplinary measure is terrible.

• 9:57Peyton Hardin?

  So I get to the very front row, right? And I'm, I'm in the theater, right? So I'm like, I'm like, I'm in the movie.

• 10:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:03Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, I'm in it.

• 10:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You could touch the screen.

• 10:05Peyton Hardin?

  I'm an extra in Brand New Day. So I'm sitting now and now there's a couple behind us. One, one girl really big and the guy like, I'm being honest, like I hate you. I hate you, those two people. I hate them. You, I, I hate you. And so there's a girl way too big and then a guy and he had open-toed like Jesus sandals on and weird long stringy hair. And that's so like, checked his backpack looking guy. So I, I didn't like it, but they were fine. They were laying all the way down. They, they were reclined, right? And they were laying down, they were, they, this is the part that kills me. They were quiet the whole previews and trailers. They were silent the whole time. And so I was like, thank God, I got a good group. It's gonna be fine. I'm gonna watch Brand New Day.

• 10:48Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to God, the first scene of Spider-Man Brand New Day, a filibuster starts between them two. Yeah, so, no, that's the crazy thing is, and I don't even know why that they were doing this. Yeah, I don't even know why they would think to do that too. Loud, dude, like not like whispering.

• 11:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 11:07Peyton Hardin?

  A full conversation. Now, Sarah, Sarah's a ride or die. She knows how much this means to me. She hits a full spinaruski.

• 11:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am, Sarah.

• 11:15Peyton Hardin?

  She's turning around and I, and then I go, I'm turning around, right? And I, I give them like two or three turnarounds because at some point you can see this big six, seven turning around, looking at you, right? You see me, dog. They're not-

• 11:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Two or three is insane-

• 11:29Peyton Hardin?

  They didn't shut up.

• 11:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No way dude-

• 11:31Peyton Hardin?

  They didn't shut up.

• 11:31Cameron Kennedy?

  If you don't have a clipboard and you're a literal movie critique, shut up.

• 11:36Peyton Hardin?

  Shut up. And so, the big girl's foot is right by my, right here. So I'm like, I'm mad now. So I grabbed this foot. I swear to you. I grabbed her foot.

• 11:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton-

• 11:46Peyton Hardin?

  I was mad.

• 11:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Steven Harden, you did not grab a stranger's-

• 11:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and you know, some big people got low feet. So I got a whole fit. Like, I got, I got the whole hoof. It's like Robbie's hand.

• 11:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Robbie's hand?

• 11:59Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, uh, what is it from Dragon Ball? Majin Boo? Or the, or something to have? It's like a big, big body, itty bitty foot.

• 12:05Peyton Hardin?

  And so I'm grabbing her hoof, right? And it's, and, and I'm, I got a full grip on it. And she's, she turns and looks, and I go, hey, shut the up. It was my first time telling a stranger to shut the up.

• 12:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 12:16Peyton Hardin?

  And you know what she did? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And left.

• 12:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you ruined her-

• 12:23Peyton Hardin?

  My-

• 12:25Peyton Hardin?

  Concession stand!

• 12:30Peyton Hardin?

  It's a joke.

• 12:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you did not ruin this girl's day!

• 12:35Peyton Hardin?

  Ruined her day? I don't know what the first five minutes of Brand New Day is. I don't know. Still don't know.

• 12:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Five minutes and you ruined her day?

• 12:41Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't tell her to leave. I said, shut the up.

• 12:46Peyton Hardin?

  I grabbed, I grabbed her foot. Yes, I did.

• 12:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, think about this. You're, you're a girl that's talking a lot, probably in her own zone, because she's talking a lot, and you just feel this.

• 12:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Shut the up.

• 12:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that'll spook you to your core.

• 12:58Peyton Hardin?

  Shut up.

• 12:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, you wanna know? Okay, I didn't grab her that aggressive. Put your leg up here. They'll see it on the wide camera.

• 13:04Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, here we go.

• 13:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Put your leg up. Look, put it right here.

• 13:06Peyton Hardin?

  This is about the, this is about a fair distance, right?

• 13:08Cameron Kennedy?

  So, no, I know, they're married in real life, though, and it's, it's just beautiful thing. And, and, uh, and I just, I mean, they, they work so well on the screen. Shut the up. Oh my, oh my god!

• 13:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, that wasn't, no, she said sorry.

• 13:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

• 13:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sorry.

• 13:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so, uh, my Spider-Man Brand New Day was almost ruined because of her.

• 13:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit. Okay, so much from that. The best part about this is I had no clue that you had an experience.

• 13:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause my Spider-Man day was a, the craziest film that I've ever been a part of.

• 13:43Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what do you mean? Do you liked it?

• 13:45Cameron Kennedy?

  My Spider-Man, my Spider-Man on opening day, the movie got paused. My film was paused. My Spider-Man movie ceased in the middle of the film, and they paused it.

• 13:58Peyton Hardin?

  They paused your movie?

• 14:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so we show up, everything's normal.

• 14:02Peyton Hardin?

  Didn't know there was a pause button up there.

• 14:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't know, yeah. Is this a DVD player back to last week? What are you doing up there? Is this Blu-ray? Literally, we sit down, packed theater. Packed.

• 14:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it sucks. I hate that.

• 14:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we're, we're opposite. I like being immersed in the crowd.

• 14:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 14:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, it comes with some chitter chatter.

• 14:17Peyton Hardin?

  Too much chitter chatter.

• 14:18Cameron Kennedy?

  But I don't mind it, because when the funny parts hit, they're even more funny.

• 14:21Peyton Hardin?

  I can laugh on my own. I don't need you to laugh. I can laugh. I know it's funny.

• 14:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Honest to god, I, I honestly feel like if you were in an empty theater at a comedy movie, you wouldn't laugh once. Oh, it's funny. Oh, that's so funny.

• 14:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but that's me laughing.

• 14:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Anyway, we, I mean, whole experience. I had two hot dogs.

• 14:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, of course you did.

• 14:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Two hot dogs. Extra large popcorn. Go ahead and layer that butter, big dog.

• 14:43Peyton Hardin?

  Someone grabbed your foot.

• 14:44Cameron Kennedy?

  And, oh, yeah.

• 14:51Cameron Kennedy?

  But we're, we're, we're loving it.

• 14:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Previews, boom. Movie starts.

• 14:55Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 14:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Great movie. Again, we'll talk about it on Patreon. Go check over there. We're watching this movie, and I you're not. I'm not gonna spoil it, but there's a part I could tell you, but it's a-

• 15:04Peyton Hardin?

  Just say in the middle.

• 15:05Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a conversational moment.

• 15:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 15:07Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not a high, like, action moment.

• 15:08Peyton Hardin?

  So-

• 15:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Conversational piece, and I swear to god-

• 15:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 15:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Ned is talking. And he literally is like, oh yeah, I just didn't even know that-

• 15:19Cameron Kennedy?

  The whole screen freezes. Everyone in the theater went- And that, now, now, I'm not gonna lie, this sucks. This is kind of about being an American. I have PTSD, PTSD at this exact moment.

• 15:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you're like, oh.

• 15:29Cameron Kennedy?

  So something's happening.

• 15:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 15:32Cameron Kennedy?

  The lights come on.

• 15:33Peyton Hardin?

  No!

• 15:34Cameron Kennedy?

  The light, they turn the lights on in the movie.

• 15:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, I'm out of it now.

• 15:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, oh, oh, my heart's, I'm at a hundred ninety bpm.

• 15:41Peyton Hardin?

  Regardless of being scared or something, I'm, my viewing experience is ruined.

• 15:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's ruined. It's completely ruined.

• 15:45Peyton Hardin?

  My eyes can't go from dark to light, and then we'll go back to dark.

• 15:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I look like this, they went, whoa, whoa.

• 15:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Vampire's like- Just started turning to a werewolf.

• 15:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, my popcorn looks nasty. I see crumbs all over myself.

• 15:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I was filled with crumbs, bro. There's a small piece of hot dog, too, on my lap. I don't know how that got there. I literally said, oh.

• 16:04Cameron Kennedy?

  But, so we're sitting there.

• 16:06Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 16:07Cameron Kennedy?

  The, I've never been a part of a movie theater, paused.

• 16:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:10Cameron Kennedy?

  The lights come on, and then two staff members come out. And I said, oh dude, it's happening. I said, I said, where's the exit? Just tell them where they exited. And I, you not, word for word, if you were a part of this movie, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

• 16:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, is there an owner of a black Jeep Grand Cherokee? Probably looks like a twenty twenty-two model.

• 16:30Peyton Hardin?

  Someone got a toad?

• 16:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, i- if you're in here, we're gonna need you to come out to the parking lot. There's been a fire.

• 16:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone's car caught on fire. You know, the car blew up in the middle of my Spider-Man viewing experience. So then, they've already, we're the very last theater.

• 16:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:52Cameron Kennedy?

  They've already cleared every other theater.

• 16:54Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 16:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Apparently. They go, we've cleared every other theater. We believe the owner of the vehicle's in here. We're gonna ask you to stand up. It turned into a cease and assist. They're patting people down, looking for car keys. I literally said, don't touch me. Do not touch me. I drive a Suburban.

• 17:13Peyton Hardin?

  You ought to stand up in the middle of Spider-Man with the lights on?

• 17:17Cameron Kennedy?

  It was this bright.

• 17:17Peyton Hardin?

  Cause a car blew up?

• 17:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I was in a movie theater, it was this bright. A vehicle blew up, apparently.

• 17:23Peyton Hardin?

  No shot.

• 17:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And I, I, I swear to god, and then they go, so they're looking around, and then no one in our theater either.

• 17:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 17:29Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, you're, you're not gonna search me. I'm not seven years old, and it's not my-

• 17:32Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, this is, are you a cop?

• 17:35Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, let me think, not my car, next person. So they clear our theater. No, no one has this Jeep.

• 17:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 17:40Cameron Kennedy?

  So the guy literally goes, okay, sorry about that. Mind you, it's been like five to eight minutes.

• 17:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no. No.

• 17:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Lights on, movie po- I've never seen that.

• 17:48Peyton Hardin?

  I still see Ned's face.

• 17:49Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like this. I swear to god, I should've took a picture of it, bro. And he walks to the bottom, his little associate walks through them, he turns around and goes,

• 17:58Cameron Kennedy?

  "All right, well, i- if you have the black Jeep Grand Cherokee, we'll be outside. Fire department's on the way." He's like doubling down on it, and then he goes, "Enjoy your film." And then instantly, the lights cut down, movie starts. People, some people still standing up. People are still talking.

• 18:12Peyton Hardin?

  And no-

• 18:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, there's a fire. And they cut the movie right back on.

• 18:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, you gotta at least rewind four, four minutes. So you gotta like-

• 18:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, you can pause, you can rewind. I forgot what we're talking about. Really? Opening day?

• 18:23Peyton Hardin?

  That sucks, bro. Dude, no, no, no. You know, I'm so glad people are going back to the movie theaters and like, the movie theater culture's becoming a thing. I'm, I, I'm above it now. Like, I know, like, that's, I, I hate to be that guy. I can't, like, I can't deal with that. I care about cinema and film.

• 18:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I love cinema.

• 18:41Peyton Hardin?

  I, I care about it too much. I go, I went to the private movie theaters with, where they serve you dinner, and it's supposed to be uppity up class. I'm taking pictures.

• 18:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Selfie with a flash.

• 18:52Peyton Hardin?

  With the workers. Have some professionalism.

• 18:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Some decency.

• 18:57Peyton Hardin?

  God, god, Tubby is talking the whole five minutes at a regular theater. I'm sitting on ripped leather. People are talking, ad-libbing. I mean, like, shut, this isn't, like, I get it. If we're watching Twenty-One Jump Street, like, ad-lib with the jokes, we don't care if you talk. This is god, peak cinema.

• 19:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, this is, this is MCU.

• 19:17Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, we'll give the full review of the movie, uh, on our Patreon and spoilers and stuff. But, but, dude-

• 19:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Try, I mean, just try, two tragic experiences.

• 19:25Peyton Hardin?

  That's, yeah, that's crazy. I'm gonna go back, though. I'm gonna go back and watch it. Any, and-

• 19:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna watch it again?

• 19:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm gonna watch it two or three more times. It's such a good movie. But, um, I'm gonna, I was telling you this, uh, before the movie came out. Any big theatrical release, now I'm just renting out the movie theater. And I know that might sound like elitist or whatever.

• 19:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Insane!

• 19:42Peyton Hardin?

  Cool, whatever. I don't care.

• 19:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't give a-

• 19:45Peyton Hardin?

  I don't care. But like, just think of it as me buying the movie for like four hundred dollars. Right, but like, I can, I'll bring friends and stuff. Only the friends I know act right, like-

• 19:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 19:55Peyton Hardin?

  Like Robbie's not going. Robbie cannot go.

• 19:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Off rip, K-Rob's not, absolutely not invited to that.

• 20:00Peyton Hardin?

  He's gonna go-

• 20:00Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, boys, I'm, I'm, I'm not gonna lie, and what the is he doing in that suit? What's he doing, man?

• 20:05Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, you-

• 20:06Cameron Kennedy?

  How's he have that even? What is going on?

• 20:08Peyton Hardin?

  You mean, you mean to tell me that's Tom Holland running up that building? That's the fakest I've ever seen.

• 20:14Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, I mean, he's literally got about four stunt doubles. You can tell by the calf muscle on that one. You know, it probably, they probably took an Ajax eighty-two millimeter film to make that something.

• 20:24Peyton Hardin?

  I got that same camera. It's Netflix approved!

• 20:29Peyton Hardin?

  All I had to do is tweak a couple of sentences. He goes, it's so great. Nevermind. I could go on about care. I do. All right.

• 20:39Peyton Hardin?

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• 21:51Peyton Hardin?

  Um, dude, so, yes, I went to, how was your weekend? I cannot wait to hear about. I spent five days in Minnesota. Never thought I would say that. And I'll never do it again. Minnesota is actually really nice. I was surprised. A lot of, lot of, lot of strange creatures. I saw somebody dressed up as a cat.

• 22:11Peyton Hardin?

  That wasn't a convention? No, it was, they were just walking around the street. Living their furry dreams. Love it for them. Yeah. Hung out with a lot of superstars, WWE superstars. We ended up staying at the same hotel. It was really fun, but I'll give a WWE SummerSlam review too over on Patreon. Yeah, join the Patreon. I'm not a hundred percent sure you just spoke English. You said, I'll even tell you how you say. I'll give you a WWE SummerSlam review over on Patreon. Cause I was there at third row. If you go watch the replay, you'll see me night two, the whole time. Um, but

• 22:38Peyton Hardin?

  I almost broke up with Sarah whenever I went to SummerSlam. No, you didn't. Yes. I almost broke up with my girlfriend when I went to Minneapolis. What in the hell happened? No, no, no, no. I'm locking in. So we were in Minneapolis for SummerSlam. Me and Sarah were driving through downtown. We were in the back of an Uber. Now, there's a lot of weird people in Minneapolis. Just the name Minneapolis gives, like, I feel like I'm gonna see weirdos. Yeah, no, it's strange. Like, it's a, it's a weird city. I can't tell if everybody's like a homoerotic or thugs, like a, or like a mix of two, which is fine, both of them, but I couldn't tell. I'd like to at least know, right? So you can't, you can't prepare for Minneapolis. Yeah, you know, you can't. Study for it. Oh, no, no, you can't. It's a, it is a blind test.

• 23:22Peyton Hardin?

  It was so, it was like, what I do love about it's a melting pot of people. Like you get everything there. You go, everything. Everything. So we were in the back of an Uber, driving through downtown. Now, there's a lot of people outside, right? There are a lot of homeless people, a lot of gang members, a lot of people dressed up as cats. Like, there's a lot of strange, we were saying. Now, I was on my phone, right? Like emailing or doing something. Sarah was looking out the window. We were driving past a group of people downtown and Sarah goes, oh my God, oh my God, babe. Oh my God, did you see that? And I go, what the, what, what, see, what? She goes, did you see that guy? And I go, what guy? She goes, babe, there was a guy and he was wearing yoga pants, nothing but yoga

• 24:07Peyton Hardin?

  pants. And I was like, okay. She was like, but they were like super tight. And I go, okay. And she goes, babe. And I go, what? And she goes, I swear to God. She goes, and he turned around

• 24:27Peyton Hardin?

  and he had the biggest.

• 24:32Peyton Hardin?

  Now you can't say.

• 24:39Peyton Hardin?

  You can't say that. What the? And her eyes got so big. It was just a. You're giving me PTSD. It's exactly how she looked. She did the hands too. She was like, the biggest. I mean, the huge, it's massive, big, huge, huge, huge. I was like, You shut up! She go, and then I, as she was saying her sixth huge, I said, and then she went, she went, no, no, no, no, no, no. I, I didn't mean huge. I meant like, like really noticeable.

• 25:21Peyton Hardin?

  From that, I was just. And then I was like. There's no, there's no way. I, I said, Sarah, have you lost your mind?

• 25:30Peyton Hardin?

  You can't say that to me.

• 25:33Peyton Hardin?

  Like, like I've never seen your eyes get that big.

• 25:38Peyton Hardin?

  Like she looked at me like, like she just like, she was like, babe, it was the biggest, hugest. Huge. It was huge. It starts going cross eyed. I called my dad.

• 25:52Peyton Hardin?

  I called my dad. I said, dad, what do I do about this? What'd he say? He said, hey, I mean, I was like, he said something like, oh. Man, you just compared it to yours, man. She goes, it was huge, huge. And then, so I went to go find, I turned around and look, it's just that big. Oh dude, oh, God bless you. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. But yeah. Oh, oh dude, I need, I need a second. I'm not okay. I swear. And that story literally is not exaggerated at all. If she was here right now, she'd be doing that eh, eh, eh. Oh, you're a better man than me. No. Ask me what I would have done in that car.

• 26:29Peyton Hardin?

  Liv goes, babe, this huge, huge, huge, massive, like the biggest bulge I've ever seen. Okay. Like, oh my gosh, she is the biggest, juiciest, fattest, most perfect, could take a nibble and it's still there. I'm talking moving hitch trailer, dragging a wagon and that a blind man could follow. And I wanna gra, oh, did you see her juicy Olivia?

• 27:00Peyton Hardin?

  Keep driving, Craig. That's what I would have done. Immediate taster of medicine. That was, that was, a lot happened this weekend, but that was like the most like, that is. Because she meant it too. It wasn't like she was joking with me. She meant it. I know Sarah. She definitely meant it. She didn't realize in the moment that the repercussion. She, that's when she caught herself. She goes, no, no, it was just really noticeable. She goes like, it was, it was ginormous, but like not for me. It's just like, it was out and like, like it was there. She goes, no one likes the big ones anymore. She goes, babe, yours is just right.

• 27:32Peyton Hardin?

  Babe, you're just perfect boyfriend size.

• 27:36Peyton Hardin?

  I swear. See, y'all, we gotta be careful what y'all say, bro. Four years into my marriage, if in the act or afterwards, if there's a conversation happening and my wife says, you're just perfect husband size, I'm finding a online legal team that night. I'm taking the kids, the house, the mu, it's all mine. I know you have a story, right?

• 28:00Peyton Hardin?

  Probably about, cause you went to the middle of nowhere. But before you get into that, I have a question that I came up with. Please ask it. In Minneapolis. Ooh, okay. Because I was, cause I'm traveling a lot, right? Like just this week, I'm gonna go, I went from Dallas to Minneapolis to Dallas. Tomorrow I'm going to New York and then going to Oklahoma. Yep. I'm just all over the place right now. Lot of travel. Which is great. It's a blessing. But as the traveling's going, I'm experiencing more life. And I saw this question on a comment section of TikTok, but I forgot about it. And then whenever I was in Minneapolis, I thought about it because there's so many buildings and there's so much construction that's happening on earth around the world. I'm not liking this. And the question is really good that I saw. I'm not liking this.

• 28:42Peyton Hardin?

  How does the world not get heavier every time we build a building? How is the world just not got overly heavy? I wanna find the guy, before you answer, I wanna find the guy to give him credit that who, who came up with this. Cause it was a, it was a good question.

• 29:03Peyton Hardin?

  His name.

• 29:07Peyton Hardin?

  Derek's, oh, Derek, Derek Casper Walker on TikTok. Hey, pick one. It's so, does the world get heavier whenever we keep building buildings? Like, how are we not just like falling into eternal darkness? No. Absolutely not. That's not a good question. That is a stupid, that's a good question if you're six. That is a good question if you believe in Santa, your favorite snack's a lollipop and your free time is riding your razor scooter. No. Yeah. Oh, yes. How? Because doesn't that make sense? Okay. So whenever God made the earth, right? Whenever the earth was made, there was no buildings on it. None, not a single one?

• 29:50Peyton Hardin?

  All the pyramids. Then we got the Eiffel Tower.

• 29:59Peyton Hardin?

  What a, what a jump, man. What a jump in the timeline. Great pyramids and you know, Eiffel Tower. And then Jerry's World. Yeah. And then Twin Towers, Eiffel State Building, the Liberty Palace. I don't know what these places are called.

• 30:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You sound like you're in the MCU, Empire State University, like all just fake names.

• 30:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but then think about, and then we got Dubai.

• 30:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:29Peyton Hardin?

  And then they made all the Burj Khalifa and the Wiz Khalifa.

• 30:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they made the Wiz Khalifa, the Burj Al Mandy.

• 30:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and then Melbourne and the, the, the opera and all the stuff they got over there.

• 30:40Cameron Kennedy?

  It's in Sydney.

• 30:41Peyton Hardin?

  Whatever. Okay. Think about that. Everywhere has buildings and they're all big and we keep getting bigger. And think in Dallas, they're building a building right now. How is the world not sinking?

• 30:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you ready? You ready for this mind boggling answer?

• 30:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, sure.

• 30:58Cameron Kennedy?

  What are they building it out of?

• 31:00Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 31:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Huh? What are the buildings made out of? Answer that.

• 31:10Peyton Hardin?

  I assume bricks.

• 31:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, well, bricks.

• 31:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 31:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe steel.

• 31:15Peyton Hardin?

  Steel, bricks.

• 31:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe iron.

• 31:16Peyton Hardin?

  Mud.

• 31:17Cameron Kennedy?

  A lot of mud, right?

• 31:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Where the does all that come from?

• 31:20Peyton Hardin?

  The factory.

• 31:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Which comes from where?

• 31:22Peyton Hardin?

  Excuse me? People made the factory.

• 31:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, okay. What'd they make that out of? Bricks, mud, iron? Where does bricks and mud and iron and wood and sand and all that shit come from?

• 31:35Peyton Hardin?

  The ocean? Well, sand. I was answering the sand part. Sand comes from the ocean. Don't we make, we make bricks. Bricks are made in oven, brick oven pizza.

• 31:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Bricks are made in oven, but they are made from the earth.

• 31:53Peyton Hardin?

  Correct.

• 31:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Everything comes from the earth.

• 31:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, that doesn't make it not make sense.

• 31:58Cameron Kennedy?

  If I build a thousand pound box.

• 32:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 32:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Out of the earth.

• 32:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 32:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I removed a thousand pounds from the earth.

• 32:06Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true.

• 32:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay, okay, let's play the game.

• 32:08Peyton Hardin?

  So you can't, so, so, so, so, if you, stop. Sand, right?

• 32:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 32:16Peyton Hardin?

  It does not take 10 pounds of sand to make a 10 pound brick. It does not.

• 32:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Bricks aren't made of sand, you imbecile.

• 32:28Cameron Kennedy?

  What are we building? Sand castles now?

• 32:32Peyton Hardin?

  What are bricks made of?

• 32:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Not sand.

• 32:34Peyton Hardin?

  What are they?

• 32:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it's clay.

• 32:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 32:36Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like a clay mixture.

• 32:37Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, it doesn't.

• 32:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it does. It's, it's not.

• 32:44Peyton Hardin?

  It does not take 10 pounds of clay to make 10 pounds of brick.

• 32:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I almost called you Olivia.

• 32:49Peyton Hardin?

  That's how bad of a statement you're making right now.

• 32:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't.

• 32:51Peyton Hardin?

  Olivia, listen.

• 32:51Cameron Kennedy?

  So you're saying everything is, is a one to one ratio?

• 32:54Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, then shut up.

• 32:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not one to one, but everything comes, matter cannot be created nor destroyed. Everything that we have.

• 33:02Peyton Hardin?

  Who the are you? Rosa Parks?

• 33:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Shut up.

• 33:09Peyton Hardin?

  Philosophy Phil?

• 33:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Every, everything that has been here is here.

• 33:14Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true. There's manmade things.

• 33:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Name them.

• 33:17Peyton Hardin?

  There's manmade metals in.

• 33:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Manmade metals.

• 33:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 33:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Please give me a name, because it's not vibranium. We're not splitting the sky up and going to Wakanda.

• 33:27Peyton Hardin?

  Careful.

• 33:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's, it's steel and all that shit.

• 33:30Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but it's not a one to one ratio. You don't think there's any building that outweighs the, the materials it costs to make? Because then you put furniture on that, then you put people on that.

• 33:39Cameron Kennedy?

  And what is furniture made out of?

• 33:41Peyton Hardin?

  The only thing is cotton.

• 33:43Cameron Kennedy?

  What? Are you sitting in a sock right now?

• 33:47Peyton Hardin?

  You're not making, so how does it not get heavier then?

• 33:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Because that's.

• 33:50Peyton Hardin?

  It's an equal and opposite reaction of what you're saying?

• 33:52Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the earth. For every baby that's born, someone's gotta die.

• 33:56Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true. That's not true.

• 33:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I know it's not, but I'm saying.

• 33:58Peyton Hardin?

  So you're wrong, so stop saying it.

• 33:59Cameron Kennedy?

  But I'm saying, I'm proving your point. It's not one to one.

• 34:02Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, so.

• 34:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Things balance out.

• 34:03Peyton Hardin?

  Not, not really.

• 34:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Human beings, we're popping up more than, to make.

• 34:09Peyton Hardin?

  We're gonna run out of land.

• 34:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine.

• 34:11Peyton Hardin?

  So the land's gonna sink.

• 34:13Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not gonna sink.

• 34:14Peyton Hardin?

  You don't think sea levels are rising?

• 34:16Cameron Kennedy?

  If you make a building, that uses materials, that the materials came from the earth. They have big cobalt mines. They take a little bit of cobalt.

• 34:25Peyton Hardin?

  But the cobalt mine, but the cobalt mine, but the cobalt mine, the cobalt mine weighs on the earth. And then you're making stuff that weighs more on the earth, so it's more weight than making.

• 34:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude.

• 34:40Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 34:41Peyton Hardin?

  And then people are on there. It's the big, for the theater, she's gonna be in there.

• 34:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Your kitchen table.

• 34:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:46Cameron Kennedy?

  It's wood. That came from wood.

• 34:49Peyton Hardin?

  It's Korean wood.

• 34:49Cameron Kennedy?

  People.

• 34:55Cameron Kennedy?

  People plant trees to make more wood.

• 34:57Peyton Hardin?

  This is going too long. I thought you had an answer. Guess I'm right.

• 34:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That is an answer. That is an answer. Matter, here's your answer. Matter cannot be created nor destroyed.

• 35:03Peyton Hardin?

  But it can be added on to.

• 35:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 35:05Peyton Hardin?

  Matter plus matter equals more matter.

• 35:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but they were both already here.

• 35:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but if you put on top of each other, it weighs more than originally.

• 35:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it doesn't, because it was both already here. There's not, it was both already here. Okay.

• 35:15Peyton Hardin?

  That's just a question I.

• 35:19Peyton Hardin?

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• 36:25Peyton Hardin?

  Well, how was your weekend?

• 36:26Cameron Kennedy?

  It was terrible. My weekend was terrible. Talaquaw, Oklahoma needs to burn. So many people asked, oh, can you talk about on the pod? Here's your shot.

• 36:34Peyton Hardin?

  So what happened? Yeah, you told me that you had a rough weekend.

• 36:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, we're, we're gonna, we're gonna go, I mean, first off, I also, I want to say I will never be back. Now, it's not, it's not against y'all. There's a ton, honestly, a ton of really nice people. Also a ton of creeps. So let's start here. Um, the second we pull up, we go, hey, let's stop at a Walmart.

• 36:55Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta stop going to Walmarts in Oklahoma.

• 36:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I was just about to say, if you're in Oklahoma and you don't live there, just don't, just go through if you can.

• 37:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:03Cameron Kennedy?

  We stop at a Walmart before going to the hotel, get a couple of things, right? When I tell, I mean, and this is not an exaggeration, and there's gonna be, I'm just gonna say this. With, being in a Walmart for 10 minutes, okay, I saw a person being dragged by their dog. Like their dog, like they had him on a leash and the dog said that I'm the human today, and the, a human being. And it's kind of sad. She was like, maybe 50. She was sliding on tile.

• 37:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:29Cameron Kennedy?

  A dog was literally taking her. It was like a sick little reindeer.

• 37:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, unpopular opinion, stop bringing your dogs in stores.

• 37:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, dogs, leave them at the house.

• 37:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dogs are animals, don't bring them in.

• 37:37Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that was not a service dog. He didn't have a cool jacket or a pack.

• 37:40Peyton Hardin?

  I can tell when your dog's a service dog. Some of y'all's dogs need service.

• 37:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so woman sliding on the ground.

• 37:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I saw a, I gave a handshake to a man that unfortunately, I did not check his hand before shaking his hand. It was the dirtiest hand I have ever seen.

• 37:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, bad balls.

• 37:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Black, he had scratches and scars. No, not like, no, the man was.

• 38:03Peyton Hardin?

  I touched this guy, I didn't look at him. I looked down, I'm shaking a black guy's hand. Ah, Peyton, you will not believe the disgusting chills that went over my pure white body when I touched that black man's hand. You will not believe it. The man was white. He was white as snow. His hand was like, like he's a mechanic.

• 38:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 38:23Peyton Hardin?

  Smut, black. There's a booger on his pinky finger. I swear to God.

• 38:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Kill him.

• 38:27Peyton Hardin?

  And I literally, I literally left. I went to where the Germexes, I opened the bottle and went.

• 38:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I hate that.

• 38:32Peyton Hardin?

  It was terrible.

• 38:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I hate that.

• 38:33Peyton Hardin?

  A couple of things I'm not gonna say might be insensitive. So the Walmart trip, boom, we leave. We then go to Chili's. And now this was the closest I have ever been to saying, you know, hey, uh, I'm, I'm gonna need my food to go. I'm just gonna leave respectfully. So we go in there. A lot of people notice, that's fine, amazing. Now, the first couple that comes up, they ask for a picture. Me and Liv are sitting there eating the chips and salsa. I go, yeah, sure, yeah, no problem. I get up, very small booth, I get up, oh wow, you're so tall. Smile, honey, little baby right here. And the husband goes, oh, thanks, buddy. They leave.

• 39:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 39:06Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, they come back five minutes later.

• 39:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't come back.

• 39:08Peyton Hardin?

  They come back five minutes later. Now our, our actual food is out. Hey buddy, I'm sorry, you're gonna have to get up again. Uh, uh, you weren't in the picture. I said, the, I hate to sound like that, the, the picture of me? Like the picture you took of me? I wasn't in it?

• 39:24Cameron Kennedy?

  How's that work?

• 39:25Peyton Hardin?

  In the picture of me? How's that happen? Ah, man, I don't know. Let's do another. Like, that's like, not can you, let's do another, get on up, buddy. And I'm like, oh, I'm going outside. I'm going outside.

• 39:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And you got up, didn't you?

• 39:37Peyton Hardin?

  Take it. I'm on the phone with you at this point.

• 39:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you did call me.

• 39:41Peyton Hardin?

  For a brief moment. I am on a FaceTime like this.

• 39:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 39:47Peyton Hardin?

  Showing my wife back and forth and another grown man, hold my phone, I'm gonna show you exactly what he did. Another grown man came in like this. He said.

• 39:58Peyton Hardin?

  Slow, slowly inched his hand and just went.

• 40:03Peyton Hardin?

  And like covered my face. Like I'm on an active line. And he went.

• 40:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 40:08Peyton Hardin?

  And I went, he said, sorry, man, I was sitting over there with the friends and the wife, you know, we just saw a lot of people taking pictures of you. Don't know who you are. What, what do you do, man? You like an athlete or something? And I go, no, I am on a phone call. That's one thing. But, uh, uh, me and this guy, we have a podcast.

• 40:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 40:23Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, oh, okay, just the podcast. See ya. Just the podcast.

• 40:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Just the podcast, not, not interested in, not cool.

• 40:29Peyton Hardin?

  And the best one.

• 40:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 40:30Peyton Hardin?

  We're getting ready to leave the Chili's. We go, we take a picture with the whole crew that then posts it on their Talaquaw Facebook. Fantastic for you. And then we walk out.

• 40:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Talaquaw.

• 40:39Peyton Hardin?

  And this guy goes, oh, Cam? And I'm like, yeah, cool dude.

• 40:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 40:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, what's up, man? He goes, oh, how's Jackson?

• 40:51Cameron Kennedy?

  What's Jackson?

• 40:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm Jackson? He goes, how's Jackson?

• 40:59Peyton Hardin?

  That's racist.

• 41:00Cameron Kennedy?

  How's Jackson? I'm floored. I go, Jackson, I go, I, um, who's Jackson? He goes, come on, man. Don't do that to yourself. So funny. Jackson, how is he? And I go, I look at Liv, I'm like, who's Jackson? Like, help me. You're my lifeline. Help me. Who's Jackson? I don't know what Jackson. He goes, dude, come on. It's not even funny anymore. Your buddy made videos with. I said, and this is, this is my favorite part of the whole trip. I said, oh, Jackson. I played into it.

• 41:31Peyton Hardin?

  I get no, I get no respect, bro.

• 41:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, oh, dude, honestly, God, I thought you might like known me, like you thought you knew me locally or something. I thought you were talking about a friend. No, Jackson's good, man. I said, Jackson's great. He's actually in Minnesota right now. Uh, Jackson's at Summer, I was trying to plug it as many times ago. So Jackson says SummerSlam. He's doing good, man. He goes, man. That Jackson, he says some crazy things, man. Crazy things. I said, oh, you sound like you do too, pal. He said, all right, Will. All right, Cam. Grizzly hands. His hands is that big. He goes, all right, Cam. Hey, you tell Jackson. I said, what's up? And I said, I will tell Jackson. Now I feel like it's gonna be an ongoing joke when people come up to me. They're gonna call me Jackson. Dude, show respect. Call him Peyton.

• 42:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, dude, I, I, I, I'm getting tired of people coming. Like, I'm fine with people coming up to me and like, this weekend was a lot, which is fine. Never be afraid to come up to me.

• 42:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, never.

• 42:23Peyton Hardin?

  If you don't know my name,

• 42:28Peyton Hardin?

  shouldn't come up to me.

• 42:29Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, I think that's. No, no, no, that's fair criteria.

• 42:31Peyton Hardin?

  Fair criteria.

• 42:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a fair, I, dude, okay. Again, I love, I always say yes, I, I.

• 42:37Peyton Hardin?

  I've never, I've never said no to a picture.

• 42:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No to a picture and I never will. That's amazing. I love seeing the people in person. If you just say, oh, I've seen you and you go like this. What's your name, your friend's name and the name of what y'all do again? I'm just gonna go, have a good day.

• 42:57Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's fine. I'm, I'm, I'm fine with that. Don't call me, oh dude, walking around this weekend at SummerSlam in like the mall. Cam! Cam!

• 43:09Cameron Kennedy?

  All the time.

• 43:09Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I always get it and I'm used to it. And I'll turn around majority of the time and I'll be like, what's up? And I'm just gonna be Cam.

• 43:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't correct it?

• 43:16Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 43:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I always correct.

• 43:17Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not waiting. You obviously aren't that big of a fan, so this interaction's not gonna matter.

• 43:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That's true.

• 43:22Peyton Hardin?

  But I'll always be like, yeah, whatever. I'm Cam. Cool. Dude, but it got to a point where I got called Cam 950 times this weekend and so I just would stop, I would stop turning around. And people thought I was an. Uh, but, but that's not my name.

• 43:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That's literally not your name.

• 43:37Peyton Hardin?

  So I can't turn around.

• 43:37Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that's the complete noise. If someone said Eduardo.

• 43:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, exactly. Or A. A.

• 43:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. A is not my name.

• 43:43Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, I'm not, I'm just not, I'm not turning around at that. Oh, and I got a lot of grabs.

• 43:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 43:48Peyton Hardin?

  A lot of, a lot of grabs. Stop me. Don't grab and stop me. Or like this. Hey. Oh, and then another thing happened. Oh, dude, I, like, so I would be walking through SummerSlam right now. I was taking pictures with people, like, just trying to go to the bathroom, which is fine. I have no problem doing it. I'll stop every single time. I was taking pictures. But then people saw that people were taking pictures of me and then they were just taking pictures and didn't know. So I'd take a picture. I'd be like, yeah, thank you, bro. And then they'd go, what do you do?

• 44:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 44:13Peyton Hardin?

  Who are you?

• 44:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 44:14Peyton Hardin?

  I'd go, nobody.

• 44:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, people, they literally be like, dude, I have no idea who you are, what you do, but everyone else is taking picture. Can I get one?

• 44:20Peyton Hardin?

  It's so weird.

• 44:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that one irks me. I'm not gonna lie.

• 44:24Peyton Hardin?

  I, I, I'm a little.

• 44:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm a little, I don't know. I still say yes, but that one irks me.

• 44:28Peyton Hardin?

  I got, I congratulated so many times on my second kid. I have kids now.

• 44:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No. Confusing the names is one thing. Confusing fairy Caucasian lives is your children? That's insane.

• 44:40Peyton Hardin?

  Have you ever been called Peyton or no?

• 44:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yes.

• 44:43Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, good.

• 44:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Heavily. But I always go, oh, no, no, dude, Peyton's the other guy. I'm Cam. Oh, my bad, Kirk. Uh, can we take the picture?

• 44:49Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, my favorite thing is whenever they, I, I, it's something when I do correct, I go, oh, I'm not Cam. I'm Peyton. Cam's the uglier half. They go, God, dude, he is hideous.

• 44:59Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, he is Goblin. Let's take the picture, man. Jackson's funny.

• 45:04Cameron Kennedy?

  That is funny.

• 45:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Quiet on the creek. Quiet on the creek.

• 45:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Quiet on the creek. Quiet on the creek. I used to go fishing when I was a little girl. Had to be real quiet on the creek.

• 45:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Quiet on the creek.

• 45:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Quiet on the creek. Quiet on the creek.

• 45:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You're saying?

• 45:31Peyton Hardin?

  What, what happened? What just happened?

• 45:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You didn't have to go fishing when you was a little girl. You had to be real quiet on the creek. Quiet.

• 45:38Peyton Hardin?

  Who's that talking?

• 45:41Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't have to go fishing when you was a little girl.

• 45:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I used to go fishing when I was a little girl. My grandmama said I had to be quiet on the creek. Quiet on the creek.

• 45:50Peyton Hardin?

  We're adding more Instagram.

• 45:53Peyton Hardin?

  What was this? What was this? What was this?

• 45:57Peyton Hardin?

  Quiet on the creek when you're, well, what? You're talking about a little girl fishing and then you're doing that. I don't.

• 46:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, don't you add the, oh, don't Dr. Seuss me, you creep.

• 46:04Peyton Hardin?

  I just don't know what's.

• 46:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You haven't seen any Quiet on the Creek.

• 46:08Peyton Hardin?

  Is that a show?

• 46:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's on HBO, man. No, it's a trend, you idiot.

• 46:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I don't watch TikTok trends. I don't, I, I really don't get, I don't know how people see those. I do, I don't know. I've never gotten.

• 46:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Flooded with my, okay, first off, my wife showed me and then you know, they're, they listen to us and FBI agents take, text the TikTok agents. Quiet on the creek. Now you gotta bounce.

• 46:27Peyton Hardin?

  What's the trend? What do you do?

• 46:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You shake your.

• 46:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I need to watch that trend.

• 46:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, I need to get quiet on the creek. Now women, so, hey, it was a.

• 46:34Peyton Hardin?

  Women.

• 46:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Women. Now women shake their assets.

• 46:37Peyton Hardin?

  Uh huh.

• 46:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's literally, like, it was a, a, that talking point. I used to go fishing when I was a little girl. Uh, some, some grandmama told me I had to be real quiet on the creek and then someone just remixed it through a little behind it. It's quiet on the creek.

• 46:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:53Cameron Kennedy?

  And literally it's women going like this.

• 46:58Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I've learned about you, bro? And it's sad that it's happening. Dude, you've like full form dad. It's like, it's like you're at a full form.

• 47:06Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that mean?

• 47:07Peyton Hardin?

  It's like when Captain America came out of the ice and like he was big. You, you came out of the ice and you're just like, ah.

• 47:12Cameron Kennedy?

  It was reverse?

• 47:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you, you.

• 47:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I went in big and I came out like this. I came out Steve Rogers.

• 47:18Peyton Hardin?

  You go through your phone like this. You're like, quiet on the creek.

• 47:23Peyton Hardin?

  I go, God. Babe, tell us, kids, shut it. I go, tell, tell mine and shut his up. You come in here, practice a little quiet on the creek. Yeah, your phone is sick.

• 47:37Cameron Kennedy?

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• 48:22Cameron Kennedy?

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• 48:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh my God. Oh, no. Give me your phone. Give me your phone right now. Trust me, that's a wicked ass. That's a wicked ass. I know. Give me your phone.

• 49:02Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 49:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Give me your phone. Just give me your phone. Cause it, I'm, I'm.

• 49:05Peyton Hardin?

  You putting Quiet on the Creek on there?

• 49:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not putting Quiet on the Creek on there.

• 49:08Peyton Hardin?

  Show me.

• 49:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's something sicker than Quiet on the Creek. You know, honestly, I'm, I'm not gonna lie, this has to be talked about. You have to.

• 49:13Peyton Hardin?

  You need to unlock?

• 49:14Cameron Kennedy?

  It's unlock it. Just trust, trust your brother. Unlock it. This.

• 49:20Peyton Hardin?

  What? So what's wrong with my phone?

• 49:22Cameron Kennedy?

  This man, you have the most disgusting phones.

• 49:27Peyton Hardin?

  What is wrong? My phone's.

• 49:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You have the most disgusting phone setup I have ever seen in my entire life.

• 49:32Peyton Hardin?

  What's wrong with how I set my phone up?

• 49:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, I'm, I'm just gonna start from the front. I saw this the other day. You were sitting there. You were showing me and whatnot. And I literally, like, I wanted to say in the moment, I said, I have to do this in front of the world. I said, the world deserves this.

• 49:44Peyton Hardin?

  No, this is not, no, no.

• 49:45Cameron Kennedy?

  This might be, it's not my fault. This might be, oh my God, don't, don't get that small. Sit up and take this like a man. This is, this is disgusting.

• 49:54Peyton Hardin?

  My girlfriend makes fun of me too.

• 49:56Cameron Kennedy?

  This is absolutely disgusting and you're, you're, we'll figure out something to show y'all. Okay, we're gonna start from not even the first screen when you swipe all the way left. You still have Cupertino on your weather. That's where the Apple headquarters is. Grow up and put Dallas.

• 50:10Peyton Hardin?

  Is that what Cupertino is?

• 50:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, that's where the Apple little b****s in California somewhere. That's where they make all these things at. Cupertino.

• 50:17Peyton Hardin?

  See, I don't believe in checking the weather app for weather. Just go outside.

• 50:19Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you know how it scrolls through the pictures? This, this one right here that's on right now, that's a dog that you don't even have. It's not your dog. It's not your dog and it's not Benny. So that's strange.

• 50:26Peyton Hardin?

  It was a, it was a lady I saw outside. She had a cute dog. So I said, can I take a picture of you?

• 50:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, P?

• 50:34Cameron Kennedy?

  This first screen, this first screen. Okay, first off, you have it in a Tetris format. Well, you're, you try to be abstract when you don't need to. You try to do, just put them in blocks, put them in rows. It's like three, two, one. The fact that we live in 2026 and you have SoundCloud, you have SoundCloud downloaded and fully operational, yet Google Calendar is offloaded on the phone. You can't get Google Calendar, which we use every day for work.

• 51:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, I have to use, there's still some songs that are just on SoundCloud from like middle school.

• 51:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You wanna listen to Little Zan and, and Perk 45 Chop aside, but you don't wanna look at when we gotta upload something on Google Calendar. That is.

• 51:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, dude. This, this actually makes me mad. His, his home, the, uh, the little favorite apps at the bottom is messages, 536 of them. Devote one hour to clean that up. One hour.

• 51:34Peyton Hardin?

  I got too many people texting me.

• 51:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Messages, music, and Southwest Airlines. That is incredible.

• 51:46Cameron Kennedy?

  The best part about your first.

• 51:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, those three are on his favorite tab at the bottom. They never leave. They're always there. Messages, music, Southwest Airlines. They're also all on the first page. You have, you have two buttons. You get two chances to touch them. Two chances.

• 52:03Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, Cam, I haven't flown Southwest in about six years.

• 52:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, wow, I was just about to say, wha-

• 52:09Peyton Hardin?

  Man, I don't take my phone bottom screen as important. I take that as throwaway.

• 52:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, every swipe, I'm, I'm actually getting more mad. This next page, you have two messaging apps. The title of the folder or the little folders, a dot, a period. That's creepy and there's probably a lot of weird stuff that happens there.

• 52:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's, it's like Slack and stuff.

• 52:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Slack?

• 52:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like Slack, cause I was trying to get it for y'all, because my employees are incompetent, but-

• 52:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you have games, the Apple Games logo thing that you've never opened. Preview in Snapchat again. Your Snapchat's not that important.

• 52:46Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't used Snapchat in like six years.

• 52:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, oh my god.

• 52:50Peyton Hardin?

  It's been like two years since I've touched the app yet.

• 52:52Cameron Kennedy?

  The next, the next page is equally is incredible. The entire page is the music app. It's the music app and it's on your, it never leaves in the middle of your favorite bar. It never leaves and this whole page is the music app. Whole page. Next page, the entire page. TikTok. One, just one, one app for a whole page. What, and then, okay, I could get behind this if it was a dope wallpaper. You have it towards blur. Like you're, you're literally looking at nothing because there's nothing to look at.

• 53:22Peyton Hardin?

  If there's a picture back there with the apps, it hurts my eyes. I can't see the app.

• 53:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, you need to be, I mean, you need to be- Okay, now this, this is absolute nonsense. The next page is books. There's not a single other app. You don't read. You don't read, you don't do eBooks, you don't do audiobooks, you don't read, you don't consume literature. You do not read. Why do you have the books app?

• 53:44Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I would just push this further to the end when I find new apps that are more important. Guys, you put that at the end, because I'm never gonna use it.

• 53:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Take it off of the homepage. Get rid of it. Yes. Okay, and then, okay, and oh my god, you're not lying. That literally is your last page.

• 54:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was it.

• 54:01Cameron Kennedy?

  It's your last, you have like 20 apps, but then- Why are, okay, this organizes it for you, but I was about to say, why are all these or- What games are those?

• 54:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, those-

• 54:14Cameron Kennedy?

  What? This looks like my son's iPad.

• 54:19Peyton Hardin?

  It's Beyblade.

• 54:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a Beyblade. Not one, but you have two Beyblade iOS.

• 54:29Peyton Hardin?

  It was my favorite game.

• 54:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You have two Beyblade games.

• 54:33Peyton Hardin?

  And Heads Up, right?

• 54:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Heads Up, Clash Royale. You've never played Clash? And is that Roblox? Are you nine?

• 54:44Peyton Hardin?

  I downloaded, I downloaded Roblox.

• 54:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, dude, no, you're different. No, no, I see Sephora. Oh, you're different, bro. There's a Sepho-

• 54:57Peyton Hardin?

  I downloaded Roblox because Sarah's friend's kid wanted to play Roblox on my phone.

• 55:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Did Sarah's friend's kid want to order makeup too? Or is that just for Sarah?

• 55:09Peyton Hardin?

  That was my makeup.

• 55:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You have, you have a Sephora app for yourself, for your makeup.

• 55:16Peyton Hardin?

  Me and my mom used to share points.

• 55:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, bro. Hey, I love you, man. I love you. I just want you to know that before anything gets out there, or anything, any comment, anything, I, I love you. I'm in love with you. I just thought, you know, I thought that was a unique build.

• 55:33Peyton Hardin?

  I don't take my phone that's serious, bro. I'm not on it like y'all.

• 55:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, oh my god. You're on your phone like it's your bloodline. Like, like it's, it's literally like an IV.

• 55:44Peyton Hardin?

  That's funny, bro.

• 55:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You gotta pump in the phone to you.

• 55:48Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, next, I, I guess I'll organize my phone. I didn't think it was that serious.

• 55:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Please, please do.

• 55:53Peyton Hardin?

  And sorry, I care about my, other people's kids. Sorry, you don't care about your kids, but whenever Malachi is old enough, he's gonna take my phone for games. I'll Beyblade level-

• 56:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I have my son, I just don't have the music app in three different locations. I don't have Southwest Airlines on my favorites row. And I don't have Cupertino as my weather. It's SoundCloud, SoundCloud 2026.

• 56:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude, there's, there's like, before Drake put out, um, whatever that album was.

• 56:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Beyblade, Beyblade.

• 56:21Peyton Hardin?

  There's some like old on there that like you can't get anywhere else but SoundCloud.

• 56:25Cameron Kennedy?

  And why do you not have a, why do you not have a wallpaper? At the bare minimum.

• 56:30Peyton Hardin?

  I do, I do.

• 56:31Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's glazed over, why?

• 56:33Peyton Hardin?

  My eyesight's bad. It hurts.

• 56:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, you're, I mean, we need, we need to do like a GoFund, like a crowdsourcing for you. Just fix it all. Fix everything.

• 56:44Cameron Kennedy?

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• 58:05Cameron Kennedy?

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• 59:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you know, we're gonna fix something else. And I hope to God that we are on the same side of this. I was eating the other day with my wife. This is like literally two nights ago.

• 1:00:02Peyton Hardin?

  You were eating? Whoa.

• 1:00:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I was eating with my wife.

• 1:00:05Peyton Hardin?

  Was the sun out, dude?

• 1:00:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I was eating with my wife and she grabs a thing, a brand new pack of blueberries and orange. Okay, we're on our little health day.

• 1:00:16Peyton Hardin?

  Blueberry and what?

• 1:00:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And an orange. I'm starting to laugh because of what is happening. She grabs a blueberry and an orange.

• 1:00:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:00:22Cameron Kennedy?

  And this isn't like a little cup of orange, regular orange. She peels it and there's all that, like all those vines and like the skin and the, all that stuff, right? And the blueberries, didn't wash them, so some stems. She just-

• 1:00:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Starts going to town on it.

• 1:00:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:37Cameron Kennedy?

  And I called her out. I said, that's absolutely disgusting what you just did. I could never eat that. Like dead skin. And she goes, what are you talking about? I go, that's on the fruit. We get to the point, I said, I, I would 10 times out of 10, I would rather remove all of that from my fruit, the skin, the stems, all that, than fat from meat. I would chew on an endless gristle piece of fat till I die, before I eat a stem off of a little blueberry or a skin off of an orange. I think that's disgusting.

• 1:01:12Peyton Hardin?

  Do you think the skin on an orange is disgusting?

• 1:01:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, like when you open the orange and the little viney things in there, I'm not eating that.

• 1:01:19Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 1:01:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I pick it off with surgical precision. There's none of that on my food.

• 1:01:22Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 1:01:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause that's nasty.

• 1:01:24Peyton Hardin?

  What's nasty about it?

• 1:01:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not the fruit, the fat.

• 1:01:27Peyton Hardin?

  It's a part of it.

• 1:01:27Cameron Kennedy?

  The fat on a meat, that, that's, that is fat. We all got the fat. That's there. Some people are like, ooh, let me cut all that fat out.

• 1:01:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, I get it, because it's healthy. You're like, I could eat the fat all day. It's like cannibalism.

• 1:01:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No. It's a texture thing. I don't like the fat.

• 1:01:44Peyton Hardin?

  It's a texture thing.

• 1:01:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't like the fat at all. I hate that. I love lean meats. I would cut off every piece of that.

• 1:01:49Peyton Hardin?

  I like fatty bacon. Like, I love the fat.

• 1:01:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Hell, no. I would get rid of all that.

• 1:01:53Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 1:01:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying, for whatever reason, fruits I hold at a different level.

• 1:01:56Peyton Hardin?

  So what are you asking me?

• 1:01:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Which would you rather do? Would you rather get rid of... You like the skin on oranges?

• 1:02:03Peyton Hardin?

  I've never thought about the skin on oranges.

• 1:02:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And like the, like the, uh, the quirky part in an apple?

• 1:02:08Peyton Hardin?

  What's the quirky part of an apple? The core?

• 1:02:10Cameron Kennedy?

  The core.

• 1:02:11Peyton Hardin?

  Who eats the core of an apple?

• 1:02:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gnawing on it, but I'm saying if you cut your slices too thin, then like, sometimes you can get a little rubbery part right in the middle. That's nasty.

• 1:02:19Peyton Hardin?

  I think this is, I think this is undiagnosed.

• 1:02:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Huh?

• 1:02:22Peyton Hardin?

  I think you're becoming undiagnosed.

• 1:02:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Undiagnosed? No, no.

• 1:02:25Peyton Hardin?

  I think we're showing something here.

• 1:02:26Cameron Kennedy?

  The strings on a banana? Those, terrible. Nasty, terrible.

• 1:02:31Peyton Hardin?

  I've never thought about this, like, ever. Like, it's not a problem. It just comes with it.

• 1:02:35Cameron Kennedy?

  That's this, there's, okay, I, there's no way you don't think about that. You don't wash your fruit.

• 1:02:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I wash my fruit.

• 1:02:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, think about, uh, like, that's like the leaves on the strawberries. I mean, you already told me that. That's, that's, who, I'm talking to the worst spokesperson in America about this shit.

• 1:02:49Peyton Hardin?

  I eat strawberries whole. Like, I don't think about it. It's a part of the fruit.

• 1:02:52Cameron Kennedy?

  The average person would understand what I'm saying.

• 1:02:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't think so. I think you're so strange about how you're viewing fruit. I don't think anybody's thinking about the strings on it, or like, the, the skin.

• 1:03:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Fruit is a delicate, beautiful thing. I don't want, I don't want all the imperfections. I don't want all the imperfections. No.

• 1:03:08Peyton Hardin?

  But that's what makes fruit fruit, because it's natural. Like, that's the, that's the, that's, to me, is the beauty of it.

• 1:03:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Get your upselling tatty at that, dude, that natural, those tiger stripes? That's what makes you you.

• 1:03:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like, dude, I love it. It's beautiful.

• 1:03:23Cameron Kennedy?

  No, a watermelon?

• 1:03:25Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:03:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a watermelon?

• 1:03:27Peyton Hardin?

  What's wrong?

• 1:03:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You open up a watermelon, it's that, like, ultra grainy, nasty one, it's bad time of season, you go to the trash. Hell, no. You don't like fruit. Blueberries with the little stem, a stem?

• 1:03:38Peyton Hardin?

  I'm allergic to blueberries.

• 1:03:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Grapes? When you get, get inside a grape and one of those little seeds are just hard and like, all that?

• 1:03:43Peyton Hardin?

  Never had a, I've never eaten a seed out of a grape.

• 1:03:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, I'm eating more natural than you, bub.

• 1:03:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm sorry that I can't.

• 1:03:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a big, it's, whoa, pineapple? Pineapple, the part you chew that is, oh, you're allergic.

• 1:03:55Peyton Hardin?

  I'm allergic to pineapple.

• 1:03:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You're allergic to pineapple. No, I forgot, that's not, yeah.

• 1:03:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but I, I, I genuinely, literally, I've never thought about that. I think no one does. I think you're literally the only person. Did Liv say anything about this?

• 1:04:07Cameron Kennedy?

  She said I was crazy too.

• 1:04:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you're alone, bro. You're on an island.

• 1:04:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't tell, okay, no, no, leave in the comment right now. Don't tell, tell me I'm not crazy. Someone out there knows exactly what I'm saying. Exactly what I'm saying.

• 1:04:16Peyton Hardin?

  And like, you're alone on an island, bro.

• 1:04:17Cameron Kennedy?

  It's the same way with the meat. If a beautiful steak comes out and there's a, you're literally a thing of fat, that big, I'm sawing it off.

• 1:04:24Peyton Hardin?

  That's my last piece that I eat. I love it. The fat of like, anything is so good.

• 1:04:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I would saw that off before I even took a bite of the regular meat.

• 1:04:33Peyton Hardin?

  Why don't you just get a steak without the fat? Like, what's the?

• 1:04:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I do. I order a certain one, lean, lean. But I'm saying, I would rather deal with that than the fruit.

• 1:04:40Peyton Hardin?

  Is it because it, you don't like the texture of it?

• 1:04:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, it's texture, and it's not food. I'm eating grass. It's stems.

• 1:04:46Peyton Hardin?

  You like the part of that bacon that hangs over and it's just fat?

• 1:04:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:04:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, dude, I, I literally, I literally go...

• 1:04:54Peyton Hardin?

  I dangle that shit.

• 1:04:59Peyton Hardin?

  That's my favorite part.

• 1:05:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Watching that?

• 1:05:05Peyton Hardin?

  There is, uh, that, that, that. What? I'm eating the bacon.

• 1:05:08Cameron Kennedy?

  That is irreversible.

• 1:05:10Peyton Hardin?

  That, well, you just, that might have been the first ever irreversible thing that's ever happened on this podcast. So do you cut it off for your kids?

• 1:05:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, I feed them to him like a, like a pig.

• 1:05:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, see, I, I think I'd treat your...

• 1:05:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, the fruit? Yeah, that's what it started.

• 1:05:23Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I was gonna say, I think I'd treat your kids better than you treat them.

• 1:05:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you, did you just say you could raise my kids better than me? You said you could raise my children better than their own father.

• 1:05:33Peyton Hardin?

  They would have more fun with me.

• 1:05:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That does not mean...

• 1:05:36Peyton Hardin?

  Your kids would have way more fun with me in, in their life than you, if I stepped in as a father.

• 1:05:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, two, first off, ouch. And that's not true. And that is not true in the slightest. Peyton, two under two is a beast. You have no idea how to handle. You have no idea how to handle.

• 1:05:52Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, two under two, having two kids under the age of two, which is stupid, is the same thing as having one under one.

• 1:05:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not. And I'm actually, I'm actually going to prove that. Do you remember how you took a, you took a, a quiz about Malachi?

• 1:06:04Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:06:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Way back in time? Remember how you, remember how you took a quiz?

• 1:06:07Peyton Hardin?

  Way back in time?

• 1:06:08Cameron Kennedy?

  That was like, what, over a year ago?

• 1:06:10Peyton Hardin?

  Wizard of Oz? Way back in, are you okay?

• 1:06:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you remember how you took a babysitting quiz?

• 1:06:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, like, a year and ago.

• 1:06:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, well, guess what? A year and ago? Yeah, we added another child in that time. So I'm gonna now quiz you on two under two babysitting.

• 1:06:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:06:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:06:27Peyton Hardin?

  That's fine, it's the same thing.

• 1:06:28Cameron Kennedy?

  We're gonna see how safe my kids would be.

• 1:06:30Peyton Hardin?

  Babysitting two kids is the same as babysitting one kid.

• 1:06:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I do good babysitting Malachi. I'll do the same if the other one's around.

• 1:06:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:06:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, it's not that hard. The other kid, all he does is fucking scream and have his eyes open.

• 1:06:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay. Let's see this. Hey, it's lunchtime.

• 1:06:46Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:06:47Peyton Hardin?

  It's lunchtime for the kids.

• 1:06:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I am starving.

• 1:06:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm hungry.

• 1:06:54Peyton Hardin?

  I'm starving.

• 1:06:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so this is the first question.

• 1:06:57Peyton Hardin?

  First question of the quiz. It's lunchtime, you have an infant, and you have a toddler.

• 1:07:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. How old's the toddler?

• 1:07:04Peyton Hardin?

  Well, he's one.

• 1:07:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so an infant and a one-year-old.

• 1:07:06Peyton Hardin?

  You have an infant and a one-year-old. What are you feeding them for lunch?

• 1:07:09Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:07:10Peyton Hardin?

  What are you feeding them?

• 1:07:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Mr. Humph, the best ever?

• 1:07:12Peyton Hardin?

  What are you feeding them?

• 1:07:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I know them?

• 1:07:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you actually do. Yeah, you do. These are my kids. You said you could raise better.

• 1:07:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Can your kid talk?

• 1:07:20Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:07:21Cameron Kennedy?

  He talk?

• 1:07:22Peyton Hardin?

  He can say some words. He's a good little deep rolodex.

• 1:07:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so does he know food?

• 1:07:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:26Cameron Kennedy?

  So he knows what he wants?

• 1:07:27Peyton Hardin?

  So if he just goes, "Boo bear."

• 1:07:29Cameron Kennedy?

  If he says, "Big bear"?

• 1:07:31Peyton Hardin?

  Boo, boo bear.

• 1:07:33Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:07:36Peyton Hardin?

  Boo bear.

• 1:07:37Cameron Kennedy?

  If your kid says, "Blue bear"?

• 1:07:38Peyton Hardin?

  Blueberries.

• 1:07:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Blueberries.

• 1:07:39Peyton Hardin?

  Kid's getting blueberries.

• 1:07:40Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's all you're giving him?

• 1:07:41Peyton Hardin?

  That's what he wants.

• 1:07:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You, do, are you a man? Are you a grown man?

• 1:07:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:07:47Cameron Kennedy?

  With a, with a nutsack, let it hang, be an adult. Choose what the kid gets for lunch.

• 1:07:52Peyton Hardin?

  You said what am I?

• 1:07:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Sucker, sugar, lollipop.

• 1:07:55Peyton Hardin?

  Can he say all that?

• 1:07:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Candy, candy, candy. Would you just give it to him?

• 1:07:57Peyton Hardin?

  Can he say all that?

• 1:07:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:07:59Peyton Hardin?

  Then I don't have to worry about it.

• 1:08:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, what do you?

• 1:08:02Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, okay, slow down. He says, "Boo", I ask him what he wants.

• 1:08:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, boo bear.

• 1:08:07Peyton Hardin?

  And blue bear he gets.

• 1:08:09Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's it. That's his lunch.

• 1:08:10Peyton Hardin?

  It's his lunch. Happy, like, I can fill him up on blueberries. It's healthy. It's better than eating.

• 1:08:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a terrible meal.

• 1:08:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:18Cameron Kennedy?

  It's terrible. What do you, yeah?

• 1:08:19Peyton Hardin?

  And then what he gets, the other kid gets.

• 1:08:22Cameron Kennedy?

  What'd you just say?

• 1:08:23Peyton Hardin?

  And then the other kid, the infant, gets blueberries.

• 1:08:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, you're feeding my ten-week-old that doesn't have, that doesn't have teeth. Doesn't have teeth. Oh.

• 1:08:34Peyton Hardin?

  I'll squish him. I would turn into wine almost.

• 1:08:38Peyton Hardin?

  Step on the blueberries.

• 1:08:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know what they eat. It's not my job. I'll get him milk.

• 1:08:44Peyton Hardin?

  You're the babysitter.

• 1:08:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, the other one gets milk. I'll make him milk. You don't give him, you do not give him whole milk. You make him formula.

• 1:08:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, almond milk.

• 1:08:52Cameron Kennedy?

  He's ten weeks old. His almond milk would send my son to a, I mean, he, he'd be spitting up everywhere.

• 1:08:57Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, then I won't feed him. I don't know.

• 1:08:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's great. That's a good answer. Hey, you're starting off real hot, hot shot. Okay. Let's say, uh, let's say you're giving the one-year-old a bath. Okay? You're giving the one-year-old the bath. He's going, eh, eh. You're giving the one-year-old bath.

• 1:09:12Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:09:13Cameron Kennedy?

  And the ten-week-old starts screaming, crying, and he's hungry and needs to feed. What do you do?

• 1:09:18Peyton Hardin?

  So the one-year-old's bathing?

• 1:09:19Cameron Kennedy?

  In, in water, in water.

• 1:09:20Peyton Hardin?

  The ten, the ten-week-old needs to feed.

• 1:09:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 1:09:23Peyton Hardin?

  Needs to feed like he's a horse.

• 1:09:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Needs, needs to feed. Oh, they need to feed, buddy.

• 1:09:26Peyton Hardin?

  So he needs to eat. I gotta feed the baby, the infant.

• 1:09:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Just you?

• 1:09:31Peyton Hardin?

  Where's the infant at?

• 1:09:32Cameron Kennedy?

  He's, he's in a, let's say he's in his bassinet, right outside the door.

• 1:09:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, ignore him.

• 1:09:39Peyton Hardin?

  How long does it take for the one-year-old to bathe?

• 1:09:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's say.

• 1:09:43Peyton Hardin?

  It's a good bath.

• 1:09:44Cameron Kennedy?

  What's a good bath?

• 1:09:45Peyton Hardin?

  Ten, twelve minutes.

• 1:09:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he's fine.

• 1:09:47Peyton Hardin?

  Shampoo, can it?

• 1:09:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Ignore him cold for twelve minutes.

• 1:09:51Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna eventually feed him.

• 1:09:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you wanna hear what that sound like?

• 1:10:03Peyton Hardin?

  That's what, you know what I'd do? Oh, close the door. I bet we can't hear him, can we? Ooh, rub-a-dub-dub, in the tub.

• 1:10:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, no, no, you know what I'd honestly do?

• 1:10:13Peyton Hardin?

  What'd you do, honestly? I'd, I'd pick the kid up and grab food, bring him to, bring him with me to watch the other kid.

• 1:10:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:10:22Peyton Hardin?

  I'd be like, "Be right back, Malachi," and I'd go and...

• 1:10:26Peyton Hardin?

  Why are y'all looking at me like that?

• 1:10:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You would be right back, a one-year-old, in a, in a tub that's filled with water.

• 1:10:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, never getting another babysitting job.

• 1:10:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I'd, I'd pick him up out of the water.

• 1:10:39Peyton Hardin?

  Butt naked.

• 1:10:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, I'd pick him, he'd be cold. I'd pick him up out of the water, put him on the floor, and go, "Sit, stay there, sit." "Sit."

• 1:10:47Peyton Hardin?

  And I go, "I go, "Stay, stay."

• 1:10:52Peyton Hardin?

  "Go, stay, stay. I gotta go feed your brother," and then I'd bring him. He'd be fine. So, "Don't get in that water. Here we go. Next question."

• 1:11:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, obviously, we're two questions in.

• 1:11:02Peyton Hardin?

  Obviously, I would make sure you give him to me bathed. I wouldn't bathe the kid. I'm not there yet.

• 1:11:08Cameron Kennedy?

  He could get dirty in your house. He eats in an uncrushable, he puts peanut butter in his hair like this.

• 1:11:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's a at-home problem. That's a training issue.

• 1:11:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's a training issue. You just said, "Stay, sit, sit. Good boy, good."

• 1:11:21Peyton Hardin?

  Like, he's a tree.

• 1:11:23Cameron Kennedy?

  A, a, a poodle.

• 1:11:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay, next, next one, just make it easier.

• 1:11:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, yeah, sure. Uh, both kids are awake. They're both wide-eyed and wide awake, and they both wanna play. How do you play with them?

• 1:11:34Peyton Hardin?

  I'd be like, "That's what brothers are for. Y'all go at it." I'm like, "Hey, y'all do it. Take it out," and I'm gonna be like this. I'm watching WWE.

• 1:11:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Malachi be like this, "Uh, uh, toy, toy." And he'd hit his brother.

• 1:11:46Peyton Hardin?

  And I go, "Easy."

• 1:11:48Cameron Kennedy?

  "You're down, boy. Down, put it down."

• 1:11:52Peyton Hardin?

  They can't play together yet?

• 1:11:53Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you think ten-week-olds do?

• 1:11:55Peyton Hardin?

  You said the ten-week-old wants to play. You said it.

• 1:11:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's called tummy time. He wants to look at contrast and abstract black and white images and sit on his stomach and use his neck.

• 1:12:04Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, he's not doing that. I mean, all that's made up liberal shit.

• 1:12:18Peyton Hardin?

  Comedy Pod, bro. It's Comedy Pod, dude. I don't mean that. There's nothing wrong with the liberals.

• 1:12:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you can't, give me the answer. Okay, scratch the 10 week old, cuz god knows if you say your answer, you might be incarcerated. Like, I don't even know, I don't even want you to say what you're playing.

• 1:12:37Peyton Hardin?

  I said something that could get me in jail?

• 1:12:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm saying, I'm saying if you even attempt to display with your words how you would play with a 10 week old.

• 1:12:45Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not playing, first of all, 10 week old's not playing. If I'm around, you're not playing, bro. Lay down.

• 1:12:49Cameron Kennedy?

  So they just lay down?

• 1:12:50Peyton Hardin?

  For a day, yeah. Sorry if that slows your development down, but for the day you're with Uncle P, dude, you're, sit down.

• 1:12:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You absolutely-

• 1:12:58Peyton Hardin?

  That's wrong?

• 1:13:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's not wrong. You saying this and then claiming you can raise my kids better, that's wrong. That's crazy.

• 1:13:06Peyton Hardin?

  I forgot I said that.

• 1:13:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Well, how would you play with Malachi?

• 1:13:08Peyton Hardin?

  I'm getting the pain.

• 1:13:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You and Mal- same way I played with Malachi. You and Malachi in your house for the whole day? Oh, you, you play with them-

• 1:13:13Peyton Hardin?

  First of all-

• 1:13:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You play with them now for 30, 45 minute increments?

• 1:13:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, first of all, Malachi's not having access to the whole house. Malachi, first of all, I'm getting, you know those things, I can't say that. I would give him a playpen.

• 1:13:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, I give him a hell in a cell.

• 1:13:29Peyton Hardin?

  First, I give him like this big pen, like that's open where I always have access to him, but like this big, like gate almost. And it would, it would seem like he has so much free rein, he can run around and everything, but he's not leaving the living room. Like, you know what I mean?

• 1:13:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, you know what is just absolutely crazy and so mind opening about this? I think in your mind, human being, children and dogs, they're one and one.

• 1:13:52Peyton Hardin?

  Ah, pretty similar.

• 1:13:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You have said, you've said, sit, stay, hey, hey, put it down, hey, hey, hey, get that out of your mouth, drop that. No, I'm getting him a pen, there's gonna be a food bowl and a water bowl, he's gotta lay on the ground. You are treating my kid-

• 1:14:06Peyton Hardin?

  I wanna get him a water bowl, I'd give him a water bottle or something.

• 1:14:09Cameron Kennedy?

  A water bottle.

• 1:14:10Peyton Hardin?

  He can't drink out of water bowls yet? I don't know. I don't know the developmental things of kids. I do not know. Like, every time I see your son and he, he like gets into an attribute and I'm like, I'm like, I feel like he just like raised his eyes like for the first time the other day.

• 1:14:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god, you're set. You have one more. This is your last one. If you're holding the infant and the toddler starts to scream and cry, the one year old screams, says he gets hurt in the other room, he's screaming, crying.

• 1:14:37Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm holding the little one.

• 1:14:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Holding the 10 week old, your one year old starts screaming, crying in the other room. What do you do?

• 1:14:42Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, hey!

• 1:14:47Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like a painful scream.

• 1:14:49Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, what's going on in there? No, I'd walk in there. I'd walk in. First of all, see, that's the difference between me and you. I wouldn't let my one year old in a room by himself.

• 1:14:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, that's right, he'd be in a dog cage-

• 1:15:02Peyton Hardin?

  Not a dog one, a kid cage.

• 1:15:05Cameron Kennedy?

  A kid cage. Where do they sell these kid cages?

• 1:15:07Peyton Hardin?

  Toys R Us or, I don't know, like, it's a thing-

• 1:15:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, do the Petco and Pets-

• 1:15:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's a thing made for kids. I'm not, I'm not, oh, I was gonna say a really good joke, but I can't. But, like- Sucks.

• 1:15:19Cameron Kennedy?

  So you'd walk in the room?

• 1:15:20Peyton Hardin?

  I would walk in. First of all, I'm not you, I'm a good parent, so I wouldn't just leave my one year old unattended.

• 1:15:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:25Peyton Hardin?

  But if he's screaming, first of all, what are you screaming for? Like, is he in pain screaming, or is it just like, I want an attention scream?

• 1:15:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he, he, he heard something. Oh my god, how do you go about, oh my god, a one year old, he can't talk to you? He's clearly hurting, it's, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. How do you even attempt to figure out what's wrong with him?

• 1:15:42Peyton Hardin?

  What happened?

• 1:15:43Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes like this, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Here, I'll give you, I'll give you a realistic rundown, how that'd go.

• 1:15:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:56Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, one second bud, one second bud.

• 1:15:59Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, Cam, Cam, come get this-

• 1:16:02Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, you got 10 seconds to get him?

• 1:16:06Peyton Hardin?

  You got 10 seconds to get him or I'm leaving him at the fire station, dog?

• 1:16:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Your result-

• 1:16:13Peyton Hardin?

  I give you the option.

• 1:16:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Of my kid being hurt-

• 1:16:15Peyton Hardin?

  I give you the option.

• 1:16:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Is you get, what do I have, a SpaceX rocket? I have 10 seconds to get to you, or you're taking my kid to the fire marshal?

• 1:16:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, maybe it's not my time.

• 1:16:25Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not your time, bub. And I, I appreciate, I appreciate it and I respect that, that just, that manliness, you're gonna step up to the plate?

• 1:16:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:32Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a big plate to step up to.

• 1:16:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You said you're gonna-

• 1:16:35Peyton Hardin?

  I wouldn't put myself in that position.

• 1:16:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Put my naked kid on the ground and say, shit, shit, good boy. You're gonna get a cage for him.

• 1:16:40Peyton Hardin?

  Not a cage, a playpen. A big playpen.

• 1:16:43Cameron Kennedy?

  What you want, you know that's made out of metal.

• 1:16:44Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:16:45Cameron Kennedy?

  It looks like a fence.

• 1:16:46Peyton Hardin?

  Hard plastic. Real hard plastic, you can't figure out the locks too. The same thing y'all have on your-

• 1:16:52Cameron Kennedy?

  There's locks on it?

• 1:16:53Peyton Hardin?

  The same thing y'all have on your stairs. Just imagine if that was rounded.

• 1:16:58Cameron Kennedy?

  If that was rounded and it locked, and there was a ceiling?

• 1:17:01Peyton Hardin?

  Not a ceiling. I could get in there if I wanted to, but I won't want to.

• 1:17:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You-

• 1:17:05Peyton Hardin?

  I sorta got him doing that. Your kid is not gonna be, your, especially your kid, he's not having free rein in my house.

• 1:17:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 1:17:12Peyton Hardin?

  Too many collectibles.

• 1:17:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Ted, all you have to do is, oh, he can open doors.

• 1:17:16Peyton Hardin?

  He can open doors. He's tall.

• 1:17:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, don't-

• 1:17:17Peyton Hardin?

  He's tall and strong.

• 1:17:18Cameron Kennedy?

  He is tall and strong. Okay, all you have to do is really, perfect scenario for your house is go upstairs into your media room and shut those doors.

• 1:17:26Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not leaving him upstairs by himself.

• 1:17:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Of course not, you idiot, you're babysitting him.

• 1:17:32Peyton Hardin?

  I don't wanna be up there, so he's not going up there. He, first of all, I-

• 1:17:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, oh, that's your, oh, that's your biggest realization. Oh, you don't wanna be up there, so he's not, oh, that's rich.

• 1:17:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, I'm gonna break this down. I'm the adult. I, I, I'm the adult.

• 1:17:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Coward.

• 1:17:48Peyton Hardin?

  At the end of the, I'm, I'm, I'ma cater to you, I love you, like, I love him. You know I love that kid. Whenever I'm around him, I, I'm always holding him, I love him. End of the day, I'm the adult. You do what I say.

• 1:18:02Cameron Kennedy?

  And a, a one year old brain.

• 1:18:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, it's gonna be tough to learn, but you're gonna learn it. So I'm, I'm just gonna tell him, I'm gonna be like, hey, bro, you wanna go upstairs? We can go up there for a little bit.

• 1:18:10Cameron Kennedy?

  He's gonna go like, damn.

• 1:18:12Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna be like, ah, ah, ah, listen, uh, we're gonna go upstairs for a little bit, you can, I'm not watching that Danny Bull you be watching, I can't, it's like, first of all, Danny Go, he does not look trustworthy. I watched that one time, has anybody looked into Danny or his Go? What is he going for? I, I don't, he, y'all seen him? At least give him a clean shave. Nobody should have a 5 o'clock shadow on a, on a, yeah, it shouldn't happen. It's like psychedelic, almost.

• 1:18:41Peyton Hardin?

  Like, people that take-

• 1:18:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Sitting there playing drums with gorillas and you're fighting a Pink Panther in the middle of jungle.

• 1:18:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, the same people that take acid tabs are, are like, have the same brains as, as Malachi. Like, it's, it's for babies and potheads, is what Danny Go is for. Danny Go, I wouldn't be surprised, and I hate this is a comedy podcast, I would hate, never mind.

• 1:19:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's so good.

• 1:19:02Peyton Hardin?

  Danny Go, I wouldn't be surprised if he had a pizza delivered to him.

• 1:19:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:19:07Peyton Hardin?

  I wouldn't be surprised. He does not look trustworthy.

• 1:19:11Peyton Hardin?

  And we can decide if we're keeping it or not. Probably not, based off the reaction I'm getting here.

• 1:19:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I just think it's funny.

• 1:19:16Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I had a great 9/11 joke earlier in the podcast. You can keep this in, but that part you can't. It was such a good joke, too.

• 1:19:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, I mean, it was unreal.

• 1:19:24Peyton Hardin?

  It was really funny. I think we're ready.

• 1:19:26Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, yeah, it was a heavy hitter, too.

• 1:19:30Peyton Hardin?

  I think we're ready to go. Let's, let's review fucking Spider-Man on Patreon.

• 1:19:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, appreciate you coming back. We absolutely love y'all. Episode 229, like we said, if you want the full breakdown and the review and, and the rating and the rankings of Spider-Man Brand New Day-

• 1:19:41Peyton Hardin?

  And SummerSlam.

• 1:19:42Cameron Kennedy?

  And SummerSlam, head to our Patreon right now for this week's exclusive coming out Wednesday. You also got something Friday. Go over to the Koala Club, pick the tier you would like to pick and join. Come be a part of that community. We absolutely love y'all. Confuse the casuals, get the good karma with this week's secret code. Ooh, this is rough. You tell me, AAN?

• 1:20:05Peyton Hardin?

  Careful.

• 1:20:08Peyton Hardin?

  AAN? Are ants?

• 1:20:16Peyton Hardin?

  Animals are nasty.

• 1:20:19Cameron Kennedy?

  You keep wanting to say that word and I was just going, American Airlines, never.

• 1:20:22Peyton Hardin?

  American Airlines, never, yeah, if, now, I would promote, if they pay enough, I will promote that. I will say that, but just know, I don't mean it. This is me, I will, everything that I've sponsored and vouched for so far, I believe in it. I'm telling you now, I will take the sponsorship from American Airlines, but I don't believe in it.

• 1:20:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That's crazy, you heard it here first.

• 1:20:42Peyton Hardin?

  I will take it, though. I'll be out there, your bags will get lost, too.

• 1:20:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'll be having that mother, your flight's at 12:30, you're taking off at 4.

• 1:20:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Best believe we got you with that free delay.

• 1:20:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, they go, sun's out, delay. It's Wednesday, delayed.

• 1:21:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Welcome to America, Delay Airlines.

• 1:21:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, American Airlines sucks.

• 1:21:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, that's the secret code, AAN. You know what it stands for. Confuse everybody else. We absolutely love y'all.

• 1:21:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you took the condom off.

• 1:21:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Remember, I circumcised my mic.

• 1:21:17Peyton Hardin?

  You de-skinned him.

• 1:21:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep, yep. You can drop us off at American Airlines Departures tomorrow morning. Yes, sir. Alright, goodbye.

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