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In this special compilation episode of Armchair Anonymous, Dax Shepard and Monica Padman invite listeners to call in and share their wildest, funniest, and most terrifying hotel experiences. Guests from around the world recount bizarre encounters behind closed doors, ranging from a clever vacation scam involving a pet rat in the south of France to active shooter lockdowns and harrowing hallway break-ins. Each storyteller shares how they navigated these unexpected moments, offering listeners a mix of true crime suspense, jaw-dropping scams, and unexpected hospitality insights.
Jessie recounts working at a small beach hotel, discovering a guest’s pet rat and uncovering a rat‑selling scam that threatened the hotel’s reputation.
Kate describes a tense night at a Milwaukee hotel during a wedding, where a shooter’s gunfire forced her to seek shelter and later revealed a larger police shootout.
Savvy shares her transition from hotel housekeeping to owning a sign company, detailing a harrowing incident involving a dead child in a haunted hotel and the emotional aftermath.
The episode intersperses sponsor messages for Squarespace, Helix Sleep, and Lilly Foundo, each with brief product pitches and call‑to‑action links.
The episode opens with a brief intro and a discussion about the therapeutic value of the podcast and how it helps clients.
The narrator describes the setting of the story—a reputable hotel in San Diego’s Gaslamp District during a weekend celebration.
The group explains the U‑shaped layout of the hotel room and the positions of each person during the evening.
A man bursts into the room claiming to be an undercover cop, leading to a tense confrontation and assault.
A House Divided on Soccerstory
A guest living in Manchester explains that she and her British boyfriend are rooting for different teams in the World Cup, with him refusing to support England.
Discovering a Pet Rat Scamstory
An employee cleaning a hotel room in France discovers a terrified pet rat and a receipt from a local pet store, revealing a guest's scheme to fake an infestation for a refund.
After a warning about a suspicious person on the property, a guest barricades her door with an ironing board and arms herself with a hairspray bottle.
Bathroom Anxiety During Lockdowninsight
During a hotel lockdown for an active shooter, a guest panics not about the danger, but that police will judge her for flushing the toilet.
Finding a Body on the Jobstory
A front desk manager at a historic hotel details the grim reality of discovering a deceased guest and managing the aftermath while keeping other guests unaware.
Confronted by an Intruding Imposterstory
A guest's friend opens a hotel room door to a drugged-up intruder posing as an injured undercover cop who then attacks and attempts to assault her.
Parolee Apprehended and Sentenceddata
The intruder who attacked guests on the eighth floor was found to have been paroled just five days prior and ultimately received 55 years to life for his crimes.
“I had a great schedule. I just would work the breakfast shift and then my coworker would relieve me or finish the breakfast shift around 10 when she got in.”
“The first thing I notice is I thought I went into the wrong room because I opened up the door and this couple that had been super neat and tidy.”
“I was expecting a big like sewer rat or maybe even like a field rat, something really gross. He was pretty small, probably the size of my hand.”
“I had to read it twice because I was just so shocked. And right there, there was a purchase for a pet rat bought the day before.”
“I love this. You're Veronica Mars.”
“If we had looked through the peephole, this would have never happened.”
“Everyone's got a game plan until they get punched in the nose.”
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