Summary
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In this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the host and crew dive into listener submissions answering the question: what is something you have pretended to like in bed just because your partner liked it? The participants read out wild and unexpected confessions, from decade-long pegging routines and toe-sucking disasters to partners begging to be told they are well-endowed despite reality.
Throughout the episode, the host and guests debate bedroom mechanics, the importance of communication, and various sexual positions. They emphasize that partners need to speak up instead of silently enduring acts they hate, while sharing personal anecdotes and breaking down awkward bedroom scenarios with humor and candor.
- You have to speak up about your preferences because partners cannot learn what you like without communication. 3:55
- Make sure to warm up properly during anal sex to avoid pain and discomfort. 5:49
- Do not transition from anal sex directly to vaginal sex to prevent infections. 7:04
- Hip support is important during certain sexual positions to avoid placing all the strain on your body. 27:24
Chapters
- 0:00Chime Banking Promotion
The host introduces Chime’s fee‑free banking features and promotes the service.
- 1:01The Mob TV Pitch
The host advertises the Hulu original series “The Mob” featuring a reality competition with a Don and a lavish villa.
- 2:16Podcast Intro & Confess Segment
The host welcomes listeners back to Ask, Tell, Confess and explains the confession format.
- 3:29Confession Topic: Pretending Likes in Bed
Guests discuss how people often pretend to enjoy certain sexual acts to please partners.
- 5:06Pegging and Anal Sex Discussion
The conversation shifts to pegging, anal sex, and tips for comfortable practice.
- 7:33Outdoor Rug Promotion
The host promotes a Wayfair outdoor rug, highlighting its features and benefits.
- 9:00Bet MGM Betting App
The host promotes the Bet MGM app, highlighting its features and bonuses.
- 18:54Shopify Store Setup Advice
The host shares insights on launching an online store with Shopify and avoiding holiday rush.
- 20:00Vinted Second‑Hand Marketplace
The host explains how Vinted helps users sell unused clothing and earn money.
- 27:44Chronic Migraine Botox Info
The final segment provides medical information about Botox treatment for chronic migraine.
Highlights
- 3:42
People Do Not Speak Upinsight
The host points out that many people endure sexual acts they dislike repeatedly without ever speaking up to their partners.
- 5:49
The Art of Anal Sexinsight
The guest and host discuss how anal sex requires proper warming up and foreplay, noting that it hurts when people try to rush it.
- 7:04
Avoiding Dangerous Infectionsstrategy
The host issues a warning against switching directly from anal to vaginal sex without washing up first, to avoid infections.
- 13:51
Putting the Glue Gun on Safestory
The guest jokingly compares a man tucking himself into his waistband to putting a glue gun on safety mode.
- 14:01
Constant Nipple Sensitivityinsight
The host and guest discuss how sensitive their nipples have become, joking that even the wind makes them hard.
- 15:04
Tune in Tokyo Painstrategy
The host warns against aggressive nipple twisting or biting during sex, noting that most people do not enjoy it.
- 15:50
Giving and Receiving Rim Jobsdebate
The participants discuss the boundaries of giving and receiving rim jobs, with one guest admitting it gives them the ick.
- 27:24
Importance of Hip Supportinsight
The guest notes that hip support is crucial during certain intimate positions so the weight isn't entirely on the hips.
Quotes
Sponsored segments
- Chime 0:00–1:01
- Wayfair 7:39–8:32
- Zinni 17:53–19:04
- Shopify 18:54–19:58
- Vinted 20:00–21:11
- Bet MGM 21:12–21:51
About this episode
This week on Ask, Tell, Confess, Bunnie, Meme, Hailee, and Jaime are exposing the bedroom secrets nobody wants to admit! What happens when you confess the things you've been pretending to enjoy behind closed doors? Apparently, things get VERY interesting. From bizarre bedroom requests and secret kinks to questionable hygiene and confessions that leave everyone speechless, these submissions are absolutely unhinged. Bunnie has some VERY strong opinions, the crew gets a little too honest about their own bedroom preferences, and things take an unexpected turn when a live demonstration becomes necessary. Some things you just can't make up! Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod
Transcript
5,435 words · 8 speakers
Speaker names marked are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.
Topics
- Hulu
- The Mob
- Disney+
- We Do Not Care Club Podcast
- Alma
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