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• 1:08Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 157. Round of applause, please.

• 1:23Peyton Hardin?

  That scared me.

• 1:26Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:41Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 2:51Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, you are, let's, let's, the audience cannot see this. His couch is literally on pins and needles right now. It's awful. It's not only the back. Normally every episode, we have to construct some kind of configuration to fix the back of the, of the couch. Now it is the front and the back.

• 3:08Cameron Kennedy?

  The front is sitting on a, a nice little, a front is sitting on a nice little styrofoam and plastic concoction. The back, the back's sitting on some cardboard, some two by fours. We got a chair holding up the midsection. It's, it's, it's a unfortunate situation.

• 3:24Peyton Hardin?

  But we might be able to say this right now. This might be the last episode with these couches.

• 3:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Drop it on them.

• 3:30Peyton Hardin?

  We might, we might. I went out this week. I've been looking at some couches because I was like, okay, what can hold two metric tons from the left side of the camera? That might be able to work. And then, so we were in the, we were in, we're in the, in the store. And I was like, every employee y'all have, sit on that one and see if you can.

• 3:49Cameron Kennedy?

  And one of them move a lot, just move a lot. Hey, that guy's bigger. Hey, come here.

• 3:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, 100% we, we might be getting new couches by the end of this week. So that'll be a new thing. It's not going to be too big of a change though. They're going to look similar to this.

• 4:02Cameron Kennedy?

  No more, no more, no more green velvet.

• 4:06Peyton Hardin?

  No, not green, but okay.

• 4:08Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, where, where are you? You are blending in with the couch? Like, it is uncanny how exact a color match that is.

• 4:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna lie. I've been trying to, you know, change my wardrobe a little bit. So I've been going into this athleisure vibe. I went to the store yesterday, I bought like four of these shirts. Why do I wear the one that blends me into the couch?

• 4:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm seeing a floating neck and biceps.

• 4:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm just a floating head and arms and a little bit of leg and I look like a camp counselor from the leg below. Can we be honest?

• 4:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That's literally what I had to wear when I worked at Hit.

• 4:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm not gonna.

• 4:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I wore those shorts.

• 4:45Peyton Hardin?

  Audio listeners, I know you're a little confused, but I am completely blending into the couch. Waist down, I am a church leader.

• 4:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent. So sorry, so sorry. Strange detail on the fit.

• 4:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, your socks are making me uncomfortable.

• 4:59Peyton Hardin?

  What's wrong with my socks?

• 5:00Cameron Kennedy?

  The more I look at them.

• 5:01Peyton Hardin?

  What's wrong with my socks?

• 5:02Cameron Kennedy?

  They're in like a purgatory middle ground of like, it's like longer than an ankle, but it's, it's not a full crew sock.

• 5:08Peyton Hardin?

  It's enough for one little fold in it.

• 5:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Where does one purchase those?

• 5:12Peyton Hardin?

  I was a gift.

• 5:12Cameron Kennedy?

  What is the length of that sock?

• 5:13Peyton Hardin?

  It was a gift for my birthday.

• 5:15Cameron Kennedy?

  From who and from where?

• 5:16Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I can't say that. And it was, uh, Amazon.

• 5:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Temu.

• 5:21Peyton Hardin?

  Amazon.

• 5:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, not Alibaba.

• 5:24Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 5:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Alibaba?

• 5:26Peyton Hardin?

  Who?

• 5:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't know what Alibaba is?

• 5:29Peyton Hardin?

  Alibaba is the, the bee's knee. I think I went to, to school with a girl named Alibaba.

• 5:36Peyton Hardin?

  I think so. She was different than the rest of us. But she was a sweet girl.

• 5:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Sure she was.

• 5:43Peyton Hardin?

  She was. She was great. And now is this the same Alibaba? Did she move to Dallas area? Who's, who's Alibaba?

• 5:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Alibaba is a, a manufacturer in a, like a, a huge company. That's what people do when they... Oh no, cuz those socks aren't real. That's why I was seeing where you got them from. Those are not sold in Walmart, Target, or anywhere.

• 6:04Peyton Hardin?

  I got them the same place I can go buy a house right now, Amazon. That's exactly where I got these. Dude, I am camouflaged into the couch right now.

• 6:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like Randall.

• 6:12Peyton Hardin?

  And it had me thinking. Animals that can camouflage, right?

• 6:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Savages.

• 6:18Peyton Hardin?

  The ones that get captured out in the wild? And you can camouflage? At that point, do you deserve it?

• 6:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You, you did not master your trade.

• 6:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You took your gift for granted. You never put up extra reps and you deserve to be caught.

• 6:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, if you, if you camouflage and you still get hunted.

• 6:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 6:36Peyton Hardin?

  At that point, that's when you gotta take some accountability.

• 6:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, hey, there's a ladder. You're, you're just, you're right where you're supposed to be in the food chain and you're not climbing.

• 6:43Peyton Hardin?

  That's why you gotta hit one of these. That's my bad. No, no, you're right. No, I'm, that's me.

• 6:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Y'all have a good one, man. Keep, keep the planes safe. I'll be back never.

• 6:50Peyton Hardin?

  Now, if I could camouflage, I think I would be the best criminal in the world. If I genuinely could like, like if I was outside and now I'm a tree. I'm never getting caught.

• 7:01Cameron Kennedy?

  But what, okay, timeout. What crime are you committing?

• 7:05Peyton Hardin?

  If I could cam- if I could camouflage?

• 7:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, outside on a tree.

• 7:09Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I could camouflage.

• 7:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna be a pickpocketer? You're just like, ah.

• 7:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, I, I could literally like not even have to pickpocket. I could be like, that wall is mine. Now I'm a brick wall. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I could do anything.

• 7:23Cameron Kennedy?

  So you would pickpocket with, with the, with, with the amazing ability of being able to camouflage? You would become a petty thief?

• 7:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I would do that. I would literally go on to planes.

• 7:35Cameron Kennedy?

  What? What are you, like, you all see what I'm saying? You get camouflage, you turn to a criminal? What are you doing?

• 7:42Peyton Hardin?

  I would, I would, yeah, 100%. That would be the best perk of being able to camouflage.

• 7:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Is to be a criminal. What about to fight crime? Hey, there's hostage in there. I need you to become that PVC pipe, crawl up in there. You're a ceiling tile, you just go, ah! And you drop on him. He goes, what the, oh, he's so hairy! And you're gone.

• 8:02Peyton Hardin?

  No, I would, any superpower that people ask for, it's definitely for their own gain. There's no, as a kid, you've never been like, when people ask, what is one superpower you wish you could get? The first thing in their mind is like, how could I help people? It's never that.

• 8:17Cameron Kennedy?

  As a kid, I'm never like, okay, the one superpower, fly. How am I gonna fly from bank to bank and take everything? Like, you're, you're broke. Why are you going to the dark side? You're a good man!

• 8:26Peyton Hardin?

  But it's always for personal use.

• 8:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Any, not for crime! That's what I'm getting at. Why are you turning evil? Like, you're a good guy. He said, I'd, I'd pickpocket, I'd get on planes. First off, what do you mean by you're getting on planes?

• 8:41Peyton Hardin?

  Free rides.

• 8:43Cameron Kennedy?

  What about if it's full, full capacity?

• 8:45Peyton Hardin?

  I'm in the bathroom now.

• 8:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, I'm literally in the-

• 8:48Peyton Hardin?

  So now he's peeping on people in the bathroom. He's stealing your wallet, he's watching you take a piss. My god!

• 8:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, in the bathroom, and then I hear a tingle, and I'm like, oh god, that's a stinker.

• 9:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Could you imagine someone's pissing, and it's like, a lot of turbulence, and they're just looking at the walls and trying to balance? They touch you, and you go, "Ooh." Like, they touch the wall, and they just hear, "Ooh." They're like, "What the [__]?" You go, "Tch." Like, your eyes peel, and I'm like, "Oh, that tickled."

• 9:14Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I was talking, I went back home this weekend, right?

• 9:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you did?

• 9:17Peyton Hardin?

  And I was talking to my dad, right?

• 9:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 9:20Peyton Hardin?

  And he unlocked a fear in me that I never thought of. And I'm nervous about it going on tour this year.

• 9:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god.

• 9:27Peyton Hardin?

  Cause we're gonna be taking a lot of plane rides, like, at least like forty, right?

• 9:30Cameron Kennedy?

  A lot.

• 9:32Peyton Hardin?

  My, cause he said this happened to him, and now it is a super fear I have this summer.

• 9:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god.

• 9:39Peyton Hardin?

  Having, like, a stomach virus on a plane.

• 9:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Mmm, that's top tier.

• 9:45Peyton Hardin?

  That is probably the most inconvenient and scary thing ever.

• 9:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, for you, that's, that's, that is life-altering. That would literally change the course of your life, but for me, it's a canon event.

• 9:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I would just, I'd go [__].

• 9:57Cameron Kennedy?

  But you, you would not be able to, you'd be sitting there, "Oh, oh." You have the seatbelt, and you'd have to live with it.

• 10:04Peyton Hardin?

  Well, that's, well, there's multiple layers to it. There's multiple layers, because first of all, I already get dizzy in the sky.

• 10:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 10:09Peyton Hardin?

  My brain is not meant to go at that altitude, you know what I mean? It is not meant to be at that-

• 10:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Shit, it's scrambled eggs up there.

• 10:15Peyton Hardin?

  So, I'm, first of all, I'm stone-cold, like, sober already, but if you put me in the sky right now, I'm discombobulated. I don't know what my life, left and right, is.

• 10:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, to speak on a discombobulated, you remember when you had the headphones?

• 10:29Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what?

• 10:31Cameron Kennedy?

  This is how not normal he is. You literally, it was a Delta flight, they gave you the free headphones, you were undoing them, and you looked at me, you said, "Bro, where the [__] is she with the headphones? When am I gonna get the-" And they were in your hand, bro, and I was like, "Bro, you're way too tired."

• 10:46Peyton Hardin?

  I don't do well on planes, at all. But imagine, you have the runs, you got diarrhea of the butt on an airplane. And you go to sit and like you're squirting it up. It is like a Windex out of your, out of your, out of your rectal.

• 11:00Cameron Kennedy?

  The altitude alone might make you leak a little bit.

• 11:02Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I mean?

• 11:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You hit a nice, you're sitting there, but everything just dropping down.

• 11:06Peyton Hardin?

  Cause my dad told me, he was like, yeah, I remember one time I was coming back from Vegas and I got real sick. And so I was in the commode all two and a half hours of that plane ride. And he said, I painted the walls of that place. And he said, and this lovely lady went in right after me. And I was like, did you see her reaction? He was like, those are one of the things you don't look back at.

• 11:25Peyton Hardin?

  It's one of those things you just, oh, it's one of those things you just keep going.

• 11:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God. First off, poor woman.

• 11:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Second off, your dad, if he spent two and a half hours in a two by two bathroom, 30,000 feet in the air, he literally needs to be on a no fly list. He is never allowed on airline again. That is, that is, that's grosser than me eating in the shower. It's grosser than you not, but that alone is absolutely disgusting.

• 11:53Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 11:54Cameron Kennedy?

  An airplane bathroom sucks.

• 11:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Horrible.

• 11:56Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know how to flush on airplane bathrooms.

• 11:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm always confused.

• 11:59Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. There's not a button or a lever.

• 12:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Like where is it?

• 12:02Peyton Hardin?

  I just leave it.

• 12:05Peyton Hardin?

  One time I've peed on a, on a airplane bathroom is before we took off. I've never done it walking. Like I've never done it. Whenever we were still grounded, I was like, I forgot to go pee at terminal C. Now I'm going to go use this bathroom. I just left it.

• 12:18Cameron Kennedy?

  So we weren't even in the sky.

• 12:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, we were grounded.

• 12:22Cameron Kennedy?

  The plane wasn't shaking.

• 12:24Peyton Hardin?

  Still packing bags.

• 12:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You're still on the floor of the earth.

• 12:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:29Cameron Kennedy?

  And you didn't flush your urine.

• 12:31Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't know how though.

• 12:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And your urine, I know it was pungent. I know it stunk more than the average.

• 12:38Peyton Hardin?

  Air orange. You know what I mean? It was like, it was like boiling.

• 12:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You and your father need to, you need to invest in a charter bus. Neither one of you, neither one of you deserve to fly. You didn't flush your piss on a plane.

• 12:52Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 12:52Cameron Kennedy?

  And we were on earth.

• 12:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 12:56Peyton Hardin?

  I, I, I think I said it. I didn't know how.

• 12:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Work for it. Try to figure it out.

• 13:01Peyton Hardin?

  I pressed every button. I pressed every button. But you know what I did try to do? Cause I just watched now you see me with Leonardo DiCaprio. And there was a scene where he escaped the plane by going through the bathroom. And I was pushing everything to see if I could go to the baggage area. Couldn't find it. They make it a lot harder in real life.

• 13:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You would be the guy that literally pops through and you just hit the sky. You're just like, oh, you just fly out of a-

• 13:28Peyton Hardin?

  It's like that scene from Soul Plane when the dog, he gets taken out, 100%.

• 13:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I cannot get over that.

• 13:36Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 13:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Getting the runs in the sky.

• 13:37Peyton Hardin?

  It's the biggest fear ever.

• 13:39Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a genuine fear. That might have a name. That might get a phobia.

• 13:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a real title.

• 13:42Peyton Hardin?

  It's called, it's like Astro Shitty Phobia.

• 13:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Assinair Phobia. Oh my god. Assinair, we gotta coin that.

• 13:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:50Cameron Kennedy?

  We could make a buck off of it.

• 13:54Cameron Kennedy?

  This episode is brought to you by Booking.com. Booking. Every time we use Booking.com to find a place to stay in the US, we know they're gonna have exactly, exactly what we are looking for. They have a huge variety of options from hotels to vacation rentals, and I know I can find exactly what I'm looking for. I found Booking.com has something for absolutely everybody. You, you, and you, the person behind you too. P, you know, we love taking friend group trips and we like going to places and having fun, eating good dinners and having a great time.

• 14:26Peyton Hardin?

  I love that.

• 14:27Cameron Kennedy?

  And I know we're planning a beach trip very soon.

• 14:29Peyton Hardin?

  We are.

• 14:29Cameron Kennedy?

  But I also know you don't like kiddos and you're saying-

• 14:31Peyton Hardin?

  Get them kids away. I'm like Michael Jordan with the kids. I don't want them around.

• 14:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm very specific about what I want whenever I go visit the beach, so that's why I went to Booking.com. It helps me find the hotel or the place I'm exactly looking for. I want a place that has a balcony right on the beach where I wake up in the morning, I open that door, I get seaweed in my nose.

• 14:50Peyton Hardin?

  You're exactly right.

• 14:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I know I am.

• 14:52Peyton Hardin?

  So, no matter who you are, Booking.com helps you find the stay that is ridiculously right for you.

• 14:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Find exactly what you're booking for on Booking.com. Booking dot, yeah!

• 15:04Peyton Hardin?

  Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 15:09Cameron Kennedy?

  My god, I have, it's honestly wild you brought up planes and you didn't even get on one?

• 15:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 15:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause I have a ridiculous plane story too.

• 15:15Peyton Hardin?

  Hopefully it doesn't involve like discrimination.

• 15:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, it doesn't at all, but alright.

• 15:20Peyton Hardin?

  I've heard a couple of your stories.

• 15:22Cameron Kennedy?

  It involves some weird, but not down that path.

• 15:24Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, good, good.

• 15:25Cameron Kennedy?

  So, we went to Indianapolis to watch Gabe's national championship. He won again, so shout out Gabe.

• 15:29Peyton Hardin?

  National championship, Gabe, let's go baby.

• 15:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Two times, two times.

• 15:32Peyton Hardin?

  Back to back. Anyway, we get on this plane.

• 15:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And me, Liv, and Malachi were sitting towards the back.

• 15:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 15:39Cameron Kennedy?

  He did great. He's a good baby. He did great.

• 15:41Peyton Hardin?

  It's always, it's always a little selfish to have babies on planes.

• 15:43Cameron Kennedy?

  It is a selfish move. I hate people that take babies on plane. I hated myself that weekend, but.

• 15:47Peyton Hardin?

  We're not bringing them on tour, right?

• 15:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 15:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, okay, good. Okay, good.

• 15:50Cameron Kennedy?

  He's only going to drivable distance shows.

• 15:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay, 100%.

• 15:53Cameron Kennedy?

  He's not getting on an aircraft.

• 15:55Peyton Hardin?

  At that point, in the airport, I don't even know you. I'm not sitting by Malachi. I'm like, hey, this guy's got a baby. I'm sorry for.

• 16:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You go to check in, but we're all on the same ticket because it's like company purchased and it's like, uh, Malachi, can you go? That's a faulty. Check your machine. He's not with me. This baby's not with me. I don't know the baby.

• 16:13Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like wipe the baby's hands for powder. Here we go. I'm like check the baby. I don't know. Double check that baby.

• 16:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That doesn't look like a diaper bag if you ask me. They got a contraband. But we're toward the very back so we could all sit together.

• 16:24Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 16:24Cameron Kennedy?

  So I am in the right side of the plane, aisle seat.

• 16:28Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 16:28Cameron Kennedy?

  This man comes in one row in front of me on the left side of the plane, aisle seat. So we're like cattywampus.

• 16:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, a little cattywampus.

• 16:35Cameron Kennedy?

  But very close.

• 16:35Peyton Hardin?

  A little parallel. You can, you can definitely see that man.

• 16:38Cameron Kennedy?

  He'll reach and touch him.

• 16:39Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, nice. Shouldn't do that.

• 16:40Cameron Kennedy?

  So, no, never would. But Jeff, let's just show you the distance.

• 16:43Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 16:44Cameron Kennedy?

  We sit down, they go through their [BLEEP] and then right when we're about to take off, like the jet engines, you feel it? This man literally goes.

• 16:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, oh my god. No, yeah, no. Thoughts were, thoughts were racing, if I'm being honest.

• 17:01Cameron Kennedy?

  He's flicking. But there's nothing wrong with it.

• 17:04Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 17:05Cameron Kennedy?

  But I'm gonna watch you. I'm gonna watch you flick.

• 17:07Peyton Hardin?

  Too much hand. I don't know where this is going.

• 17:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Just, just.

• 17:11Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna let you land.

• 17:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, trust me.

• 17:13Peyton Hardin?

  Hopefully the plane.

• 17:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I was, I was waiting to see if we were gonna land. No, I'm just kidding. But he's, oh my god, the best, I missed a huge part. This man, when he walked, oh my god, when he walks in, he has a duffel bag that could fit a human.

• 17:25Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 17:26Cameron Kennedy?

  It's literally this big and he's wa, it looks like a big ass sack of. It looks like a big, okay, no, okay, but I'm not joking, I'm not potty. He literally, it comes in and it's like, there's like machinery, like clacking.

• 17:41Peyton Hardin?

  Immediately you're hitting the fly.

• 17:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Bing, bing, bing, bing. They're like, sir, your fan is on fatty, your AC's on.

• 17:48Peyton Hardin?

  The chips are coming.

• 17:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, great, they're watching. Huge. It was so, I want y'all to think about this. It was so big. You know the overhead bins?

• 17:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 17:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That can fit four suitcases, maybe? His one bag. It took the whole thing and he closed it with confidence. How the hell did he get through TSA with that? Who said?

• 18:05Peyton Hardin?

  That's a carry on.

• 18:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Who said that?

• 18:07Peyton Hardin?

  It's like.

• 18:07Cameron Kennedy?

  It was the, it was like he was going to climb Everest. Like it literally was a tent, there's pots.

• 18:12Peyton Hardin?

  His whole life was in that duffel bag.

• 18:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Everything he owns was in that bag. And it sounded like machinery. It's a huge black bag clanking. He puts it up there, sits down, goes to the flick, we're back in the story. All of a sudden.

• 18:23Peyton Hardin?

  So he's sitting there.

• 18:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I know, just let me, I know. Right?

• 18:30Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 18:32Cameron Kennedy?

  He's getting ready, right? And he, he had like a satchel, almost like, it wasn't like a full cross body, but it was like a small one.

• 18:37Peyton Hardin?

  How many goddamn bags this guy needs?

• 18:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, this guy literally said, I'm not paying 40 for the checked bag, American. He said, I'm bringing my life with me. But he pulls out a notebook, like this big.

• 18:47Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 18:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Little notebook. Opens it up, sets it on his lap. Out of nowhere, he's done with this, but he starts going.

• 18:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you stop, stop it. Stop it.

• 18:59Peyton Hardin?

  Like you're.

• 19:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 19:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, sick. Like my, I'm my ADHD, I'm like, I'm sitting there vibing with the guy.

• 19:10Peyton Hardin?

  And you start going.

• 19:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, watch me when he was on.

• 19:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I was sitting there, yuck. So he's, he's ticking and tagging. And all of a sudden, I swear to God, we're like, this is the ascend.

• 19:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:23Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, who is active on a plane one? Secondly, why are you doing it while we're literally like that? Shouldn't do it on this couch. On the ascend, and he literally goes like this.

• 19:36Cameron Kennedy?

  He unbuckled.

• 19:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 19:37Cameron Kennedy?

  He unbuckled his seatbelt and took a quick stand. But it was like five seconds. He literally went.

• 19:46Cameron Kennedy?

  And I go, oh brother, he's ter, I'm thinking he's terrified of planes.

• 19:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 19:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Terrified. He's ticking and tacking, he's flicking, he's standing up.

• 19:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:54Cameron Kennedy?

  He sits down and goes.

• 20:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Starts doing this shit and bro, at this point, he's a sorcerer. In my mind, he's, he's casting spells. He's literally going like this, he goes...

• 20:08Peyton Hardin?

  Who's he pointing at?

• 20:10Cameron Kennedy?

  The whole time.

• 20:17Cameron Kennedy?

  He's, he's elbowing his neighbor, he's like...

• 20:19Peyton Hardin?

  His neighbor's like, "Ah!"

• 20:24Cameron Kennedy?

  He is animated as hell.

• 20:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 20:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, now, you have to believe me when I say this.

• 20:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 20:30Cameron Kennedy?

  This lasted... The entirety of the hour and forty-five minute flight.

• 20:37Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 20:37Cameron Kennedy?

  To the point where I fell asleep, woke up, I look at the man, he's in a [__] sweat, and he's going...

• 20:47Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm like, okay, what the hell?

• 20:48Peyton Hardin?

  This guy's stabbing us off the charts.

• 20:50Cameron Kennedy?

  His notebook falls over, it's sheet music. Brother's a band director, a conductor, and he's getting reps up in thirty-two C. And he's literally getting reps up, he's like...

• 21:06Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, he's the Kobe Bryant of composing music.

• 21:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I'm like, I couldn't even imagine just doing this for an hour forty-five straight. He's literally conducting a symphony. And his, his neighbors had to have hated him.

• 21:18Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, is that even helpful for the actual...

• 21:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're not hearing if they're [__] up, guy! You're just getting your hands right.

• 21:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he's like, "I'm not gonna lie." What if he actually just wasn't a music composer? Like, he was just like, that was his fun.

• 21:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That's his pastime, his hobby, he's like... And I don't even know the, but bro, it was like, you, I mean, you've seen him. Like, I don't know all this, but he was telling, he was telling the winds, he was like, "Bring it in, bring it in." He said, "Crescendo, backside, now drop it down."

• 21:46Peyton Hardin?

  The bass, the bass.

• 21:46Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, "Bass, bass, bass." And the whole time, he's, he's [__] crushing himself, he's like...

• 21:52Peyton Hardin?

  Did you not talk to him?

• 21:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Am I gonna talk to that guy?

• 21:56Peyton Hardin?

  You don't wanna be like...

• 21:57Cameron Kennedy?

  He'd probably answer in instruments, like, "Hey, bro, what are you doing this week?" He's like, "Ooh, eh eh, bo bo bo." Like, like barking and honking and... No, I didn't talk to him. I made sure he got, and that, obviously, that bag... It's not machinery anymore. My mind's probably flutes and trumpets and a tuba.

• 22:13Peyton Hardin?

  He had a sax in there.

• 22:14Cameron Kennedy?

  He is the band. He's the band. I'm convinced that he's a one man band who conducts and plays everything. He's like, he's like grabbing stuff, putting things up. Bro, it was wild.

• 22:26Peyton Hardin?

  That is a sick playing experience.

• 22:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, but he was like, he was relatively quiet. So it's like, he wasn't, the people next to him, they need a refund.

• 22:36Peyton Hardin?

  They hated.

• 22:36Cameron Kennedy?

  They need credit to American Airlines because that's, but no one else got interrupted.

• 22:41Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, band people don't get enough credit.

• 22:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 22:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they're the number one slayers of the, first of all, let's put that out there. Oh my God. Oh, oh my God. Oh my God.

• 22:52Cameron Kennedy?

  If you can play drums, if you can play drums, you, you've, you're getting something.

• 22:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God, dude, do you, did you ever go to the band hallway in high school and smell it? Oh my dude, they got active, brother. They got active back there.

• 23:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Like marching man outside, sweat active or like boof?

• 23:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, boof. Oh my God, they were having freak-offs in the rehearsal room.

• 23:20Cameron Kennedy?

  She needs drumstick in the back of her head.

• 23:24Peyton Hardin?

  Like put your head in the tuba.

• 23:28Cameron Kennedy?

  She's like, ah, ah, ah. Oh my God.

• 23:30Peyton Hardin?

  That's a hundred percent a known thing that the, that the, that the band kids were always the freakiest.

• 23:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Band kids are like that?

• 23:36Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent. That's why whenever I was at middle school, I tried out for band. I swear to God, no pod. I swear on everything I love.

• 23:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, this, this might be the most important question I've ever asked you in our life.

• 23:50Peyton Hardin?

  What instrument?

• 23:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Trumpet.

• 23:53Cameron Kennedy?

  What? I want you to think about what you just said. You're in the likes of Pierce's listener.

• 23:58Peyton Hardin?

  No, deadass. I tried out for band one time.

• 24:02Cameron Kennedy?

  How the hell did that go?

• 24:04Peyton Hardin?

  I, I didn't get in. I remember my mom, we went to like Guitar Center or something and we rented a trumpet.

• 24:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 24:13Peyton Hardin?

  And I was watching Lance Armstrong. What's the guy's name?

• 24:19Cameron Kennedy?

  What's the guy's name? Lance Armstrong has one nut and he rides bikes through France. You're watching Louis Armstrong.

• 24:27Peyton Hardin?

  Louis Armstrong.

• 24:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Louis Armstrong.

• 24:30Peyton Hardin?

  There you go. I was watching Louis, right? And I was like, dude, that's sick. He, it sounds good. And then the band kids were getting action and I was like, I want both of them. So I was like, I'm gonna try out for band. And I remember Preston got in the band. He was first chair.

• 24:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, what, what instrument?

• 24:47Peyton Hardin?

  Trumpet.

• 24:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm a trumpet ass fan.

• 24:51Peyton Hardin?

  And I remember the whole week leading up to my band tryout, I was like hooping. And then at, I was real life High School Musical. I was hooping during the day, trumpet at night. I remember I would be in my foyer in my house.

• 25:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 25:06Peyton Hardin?

  And I genuinely don't remember ever learning the sheet music either.

• 25:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my, you were Nick Cannon. This is Friday Night Lights. You could freestyle some shit and then they give you a basic whitewash song and you go, ah.

• 25:19Peyton Hardin?

  Is that Friday Night Lights or is that?

• 25:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Drumline. Oh my God, Friday Night Lights was the dad that beat his son because he couldn't catch.

• 25:29Peyton Hardin?

  Well, mute it for YouTube.

• 25:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Morning qualifier.

• 25:33Peyton Hardin?

  But no, I deadass, and I don't remember ever genuinely learning the sheet music. I just remember, I was trying to make as much noise as possible.

• 25:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You're just sitting there. Ahhhhh. The conductor's like, shut the [bleep] up, Arden. You're just like, sir, I'm trying. Ahhhhh. Just screaming in the trumpet.

• 25:52Peyton Hardin?

  So I remember, like, I thought, and that was the only thing my parents weren't helpful in. Like every other aspect of my creativity, they were like a hundred percent.

• 26:01Cameron Kennedy?

  They had your back.

• 26:01Peyton Hardin?

  They literally went into their room and locked the door when it was practice.

• 26:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Earplugs, they're like, they go.

• 26:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Go feed him, basketball practice is long, give me my headphones. They just sit there, you're in the foyer.

• 26:16Peyton Hardin?

  I was literally just making as much noise as possible. And so I thought I was smoking it, I was like, I am loud.

• 26:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm getting boxed.

• 26:24Peyton Hardin?

  I'm going to, I'm gonna whack Stacy on the tuba. So, I remember going into the, to the band trial, and I had delusional confidence back then.

• 26:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Always have.

• 26:35Peyton Hardin?

  And so I remember sitting down, right? And basically how the trial works is there is a dude, right in front of you, and then there's the people that are already in the band. And the people that are already in the band knew the song, right? And you're supposed to put your instrument in with the song, as you practice on the sheet music.

• 26:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You have to match the, you have to like slide in.

• 26:53Peyton Hardin?

  Right, I took it as, I didn't know that was the objective of the trial. I thought it was freestyle hour, like make this beat sick.

• 27:02Cameron Kennedy?

  With the trumpet?

• 27:03Peyton Hardin?

  I remember it was Mr. Gregory. And so Mr. Gregory was sitting there like this, tall lanky white dude, and he was like Peyton Harden, and I was like.

• 27:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You go missile Gregory?

• 27:14Peyton Hardin?

  So, I was sitting there, all the band kids, and I was like, y'all are fresh off a session, huh? I was like, I'm gonna be with y'all in a second, I got third, here we go.

• 27:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, third?

• 27:26Peyton Hardin?

  I would always, I would like the middle grab, I don't want a starter or finish, get me in the middle.

• 27:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Middle?

• 27:30Peyton Hardin?

  Come on.

• 27:30Cameron Kennedy?

  They're running sevens in the brass section? My god, no wonder I never saw [BLEEP] kids at lunch, they're getting freak-offs at 12pm.

• 27:41Peyton Hardin?

  Our kids did it in the gutter in the band hall, so. Oh, it's 100% the fact, the, the cop, it's a long story.

• 27:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You had acne kids blowing flutes and then having sex in sewer water.

• 27:55Peyton Hardin?

  Good morning to you. So, I remember, the, the, the whole band started going, doo doo doo doo, it was beautiful, I was like, y'all killing that [BLEEP].

• 28:04Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, here we go. He said, oh, I didn't have the sheet music open, the book was closed, he said, open the book.

• 28:12Peyton Hardin?

  So I said.

• 28:18Peyton Hardin?

  Here, I'll just.

• 28:26Peyton Hardin?

  I literally saw Mr. Gregory go, he goes,

• 28:31Peyton Hardin?

  dude, your spit's like, dude, and I, God, God bless whoever I returned that trumpet to.

• 28:40Peyton Hardin?

  I was fucking getting loogies in that jaw.

• 28:44Peyton Hardin?

  Needless to say, I was never in the band.

• 28:48Cameron Kennedy?

  They look under a microscope, literally like crawling in there.

• 28:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, needless, oh, needless to say, I was never in the band after that.

• 28:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh my God.

• 28:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I had such delusional optimism.

• 29:01Cameron Kennedy?

  It's beautiful, though.

• 29:01Peyton Hardin?

  It was great. Yeah.

• 29:03Cameron Kennedy?

  My God.

• 29:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:06Peyton Hardin?

  I went, I went, dude, it came with the thing. I went with the, uh, I went back home this weekend, right? And all these childhood stories started to float back. That's why I love going back to my hometown. I remember.

• 29:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a little seizure?

• 29:21Peyton Hardin?

  Did I?

• 29:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You said, that's why I love going back to my hometown.

• 29:25Peyton Hardin?

  That's generally why I love going back to my hometown, right? But one of the things

• 29:31Peyton Hardin?

  that I realize now as I'm getting older, when I go back home, is how different I am from my family. I'm so different, right? And so we went all, we went out to eat. We went out to eat and it was a hot summer day, spring day, hot spring day. The weather's getting nice outside. We go to this restaurant. First of all, my brother and my dad are like, hey, let's eat outside. First of all, I don't want to sweat when I eat.

• 30:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Not doing that.

• 30:00Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want to do it. They go, but you know, it's, it's their thing.

• 30:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Family thing. Fifty percent already said yes.

• 30:07Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm like, okay, bet, let's sit outside. I'm sitting down, the sun's directly in my, right? I'm sneezing, I'm sneezing over Belgian waffles. I'm, I'm going crazy, right? I'm having a horrible time. But then, did you feel that?

• 30:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 30:25Peyton Hardin?

  Literally like an earthquake just happened. So I'm eating, right? We, we get this big ass waffle. It's like a family sized waffle. We're eating it outside. I'm sweating, not having a good time. I'm starting, starting to get odors of myself, right? It's mixing in with the filet. I'm cooking, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm cutting up the, the waffle. A bee flies by, right?

• 30:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 30:46Peyton Hardin?

  A bee. First of all, I don't want to be outside for this reason.

• 30:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 30:51Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want bugs near my food.

• 30:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Nowhere.

• 30:53Peyton Hardin?

  Right? My family's not even acknowledging the bee.

• 30:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Your mom's like, oh, pretty big.

• 30:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, mom was like, I can talk to it. My mom talks to animals.

• 31:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Come back if you need a friend.

• 31:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, she's like, oh, my God, there's Cynthia. You don't know the guy.

• 31:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like this. You're trying to kill the fucking bee.

• 31:09Peyton Hardin?

  So the bee inevitably lands.

• 31:12Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 31:12Peyton Hardin?

  On the family waffle.

• 31:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 31:14Peyton Hardin?

  In the middle. First of all, waffle's done. No one's eating that anymore. We don't want that waffle. I'm not eating that waffle.

• 31:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Second off, who orders a family waffle? Like, where did y'all go where they bring you a, a King Kong sized waffle?

• 31:26Peyton Hardin?

  It was one of those restaurants where that's like their specialty. My mom found it on TikTok. So the bee lands on there. Now, I'm all for animal peace. I love animals. I love everything. I think everything should have a prosperous life.

• 31:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Death to them all. Especially things with wings.

• 31:44Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. And, and stingers.

• 31:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 31:47Peyton Hardin?

  Now bees, they're predators.

• 31:50Cameron Kennedy?

  They are.

• 31:51Peyton Hardin?

  They're here to hurt me.

• 31:52Cameron Kennedy?

  They are apex predators.

• 31:54Peyton Hardin?

  Like, if that thing stings and you gotta get an EpiPen, that thing is a threat. We should take care of that.

• 31:59Cameron Kennedy?

  100%.

• 32:00Peyton Hardin?

  Now, my family agrees, now that it's on the food, we have to kill this bee.

• 32:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Nice.

• 32:05Peyton Hardin?

  Right? So my initial thought is, like, you were joking about it. I take off my shoe. I'm like, I'm going to kill this bee. My mom goes, do not do that. And I said, well, how else are we gonna kill it?

• 32:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you wanna grab it?

• 32:18Peyton Hardin?

  My mom brings out bug spray out of her purse.

• 32:25Peyton Hardin?

  And she, and when I tell you she lights this bee up.

• 32:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That means like, ah, ah! Burning alive?

• 32:35Peyton Hardin?

  And then me and my family got into the heated debate. What is more cruel to bugs? Is it to smash them? Or is it to put bug spray on them?

• 32:46Cameron Kennedy?

  100% your mom is an evil tyrant. Cause would you rather get crushed by a building?

• 32:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Or like burn alive, essentially?

• 32:56Peyton Hardin?

  100%.

• 32:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Easily. You, was your dad on board with the shoe?

• 33:00Peyton Hardin?

  My dad was in his own world. He was like, I'm gonna go do a pull up. My dad was like, I don't know what's going on.

• 33:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You know the little animated videos? Like where people take like stories they make it?

• 33:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:11Cameron Kennedy?

  What if this was all happening and shit and it just panned to the tree? Your dad's just like, repping pull up? No, your mom's tripping.

• 33:17Peyton Hardin?

  I generally don't think bug spray is the appropriate way to go about taking care of anything.

• 33:21Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, isn't bug spray for you? Bug, bug spray is to repel the bugs. Not to drown them in poison.

• 33:29Peyton Hardin?

  No, you don't put Raid on yourself.

• 33:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, now this is a different conversation. Your mom had Raid in her purse?

• 33:36Peyton Hardin?

  Like a personal raid, like a little pocket raid.

• 33:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You're kidding?

• 33:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like a pocket raid.

• 33:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Your mom is an exterminator. She had Raid.

• 33:45Peyton Hardin?

  My mom's-

• 33:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm thinking she had off.

• 33:47Peyton Hardin?

  You could literally take my mom's purse to an auction. Like, I don't know what is in there.

• 33:51Cameron Kennedy?

  They go, uh, Louis Vuitton with, uh, Raid, a 9mm and some cognac.

• 34:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Careful. That's crazy.

• 34:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, 100% a little baby brandy in there.

• 34:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Little B and B.

• 34:06Peyton Hardin?

  100% spray and bugs?

• 34:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Spray's worse.

• 34:09Peyton Hardin?

  The only time you should use Raid spray on bugs is if there's a nest. You gotta take down the whole gang.

• 34:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're going, you're, you're one on 100.

• 34:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You need some firepower, you need some backup.

• 34:18Peyton Hardin?

  But if it's one on one, you got a little roach or something, just crush them.

• 34:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Easily, cause they don't even see it. They probably feel it, but like, that quick.

• 34:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:26Cameron Kennedy?

  The spray, I mean, you're, they're legit suffocating, dying, being poisoned.

• 34:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's so rough.

• 34:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And if you want to be so ethical, just crush him.

• 34:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Out of his misery, done, anything.

• 34:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Easy.

• 34:37Peyton Hardin?

  And I don't understand, I don't understand mousetraps either. I've never had a mouse.

• 34:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Now you wanna talk about unethical.

• 34:44Peyton Hardin?

  That is so messed up.

• 34:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You wanna know the worst ones, bro?

• 34:47Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 34:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I would venture to say, so do you, first off, you know, there's like a lot of different mousetraps.

• 34:52Peyton Hardin?

  And no, I'm not versed in the mousetrap game.

• 34:54Cameron Kennedy?

  So I was, cause I lived in Arkansas, so had to put them all over the place. Nasty ass state. Anyway, two mainstream ones.

• 35:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Are your, are your wooden block with the spring kills them kinda like that?

• 35:06Peyton Hardin?

  That's the only kind I know.

• 35:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Then there's a sticky pad. There's literally a thing about Yabig.

• 35:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:15Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's a little tunnel. It's like a little highway system, but they never see the other side of the highway. And it is literally sticky as hell. I'm talking like, when you set it up, if you put your finger in it, you're like.

• 35:25Peyton Hardin?

  It's, it's some skin's gonna come with it.

• 35:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, it is extremely sticky and you put a little piece of food on there or something, a little treat, they go to get it. Then they decompose against their own will and they're stuck on the mat, dying. No pain outside of ultimate hunger, ultimate death.

• 35:45Peyton Hardin?

  No, see, I think those should be gone. Like, that's not right.

• 35:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Think about that. They literally just get stuck. They're like.

• 35:51Peyton Hardin?

  And then they're.

• 35:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Until they die.

• 35:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 35:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I know.

• 35:54Peyton Hardin?

  It's like the movie Mine, whenever he was like the army guy and he got stuck on the mine.

• 35:58Cameron Kennedy?

  And he's like, they're trying to like dig it out from him and he's just like, yeah, no, seriously.

• 36:01Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that's, imagine, right? Like, for you, like, you can relate to a rat a lot. It's like, the glorious food is right there. Oh my god, I would do anything to go get this food. Imagine that for you. You're a rat. You're just a big rat. Like, imagine that.

• 36:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, sticky hallway, chance of getting a broken neck. Just run after it. Bro, but for, definitely, the bar is like, it's the same scenario. The bar is more ethical.

• 36:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It's gonna kill them and it might not kill them instantly.

• 36:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:31Cameron Kennedy?

  But that metal bar is gonna hit them right in their neck.

• 36:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And it, that's better than them just being stuck.

• 36:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I, I think we should, we should, we should like. Discontinue mousetraps.

• 36:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 36:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you should.

• 36:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Brother, I came home from a basketball practice and my eight-count pack of tortillas are near gone.

• 36:47Peyton Hardin?

  That's a cleanliness thing.

• 36:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's Arkansas. That is an Arkansas thing.

• 36:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I do remember that. You did tell me that.

• 36:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I went to Home Depot and I bought a two-by-four and I rented a circular saw. And I literally-

• 36:59Peyton Hardin?

  What were you doing to these rats, Dahmer?

• 37:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I was trying to keep them the [__] out. They couldn't, they wouldn't leave me. They were, I, I did peppermint oil spray. I bought, I bought a copper bush wiring.

• 37:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Filled the holes.

• 37:11Peyton Hardin?

  Jesus.

• 37:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I laid regular traps, I laid sticky traps, and I come back, my tortillas are gone again.

• 37:16Peyton Hardin?

  And that's when you got beef, when they start messing with your food supply.

• 37:19Cameron Kennedy?

  So then I-

• 37:19Peyton Hardin?

  Cause they're like, "Katie, that's my food."

• 37:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I go, "That's my [__] food, you rat." And he goes, "You're a bigger rat." But I literally, it got to the point, I went and bought wood and nailed wood into the infrastructure of my home to try to close gaps. That's how bad it was in Arkansas. It was sick, sick work. Sick work.

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• 38:26Peyton Hardin?

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• 39:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God. Before I forget this, I absolutely have to tell you something which happened to Olivia last week.

• 39:33Peyton Hardin?

  What happened to Liv?

• 39:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm upstairs. I'm prepping upstairs because her family's about to come down.

• 39:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 39:38Cameron Kennedy?

  All of a sudden, I hear, "Oh my God, oh my God, no."

• 39:42Peyton Hardin?

  Don't like that noise, first of all.

• 39:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't like that noise. My baby's down there with you. You need to speak in actual English.

• 39:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:47Cameron Kennedy?

  "Oh my God, oh my God, no." And I go, "Babe." She goes, "Oh, God, no." And I go, "Olivia, what?" She goes, "God."

• 39:59Cameron Kennedy?

  It just keeps escalating. But seriously, she goes, "Oh, no."

• 40:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, we all know my wife's dramatic.

• 40:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, 100%.

• 40:08Cameron Kennedy?

  My initial thought, she broke a glass, or she spilled her coffee.

• 40:13Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 40:14Cameron Kennedy?

  And if that's the worst of the worries I gotta worry about, it's annoying, I gotta clean it up, but that's it.

• 40:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Tell me why, I go downstairs, and she is dead still, stone cold look on her face. And now I'm starting to panic.

• 40:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, "What's going on?" I literally go, "Babe, talk to me." She goes, "Oh, no." I go, "Olivia, speak, or I'm gonna freak out."

• 40:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:35Cameron Kennedy?

  She literally looks me in the eyes and goes, "I just shit my pants."

• 40:43Cameron Kennedy?

  She wasn't lying. She was not lying. Now, I'm gonna up this. Now, CJ, you need to sit down for this, brother. You need to sit down. Peyton, you need to sit back. My wife. This was early morning, midday. She's still in her pajamas. Pajamas are loose, flowy. When I tell you. I go, "No, you didn't. You're lying." She goes, "No, there's literally poop in my pants right now." And I go.

• 41:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "Turn around."

• 41:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton. Liv turns around. And there is a literal [BLEEP] stain

• 41:31Cameron Kennedy?

  on her [BLEEP] pajamas. And I am not kidding. I will not put a picture, show a picture up there.

• 41:39Peyton Hardin?

  No [BLEEP].

• 41:40Cameron Kennedy?

  There is photographic evidence of this for y'all. If you do not believe me, the world, you will never see it. This happened. She's then playing defense with her own butt. Having to keep it nice and squeezed so she can get to the toilet. When I tell you I was never closer to a divorce than this moment in my life.

• 42:01Cameron Kennedy?

  The words uttered from her mouth next.

• 42:05Cameron Kennedy?

  "Oops, I think some got on the floor." And I said, "Burning hell." This is in the kitchen. This is in my kitchen.

• 42:15Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 42:16Cameron Kennedy?

  And she thinks her [BLEEP] feces was on the floor, bro. And she goes, "Yep, there it is."

• 42:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Y'all need time apart. Y'all need a break. Y'all need to take a break. Y'all need to take a break.

• 42:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Please let me come stay with you.

• 42:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, I'm not gonna lie. Let's pile on Liv real quick.

• 42:37Peyton Hardin?

  Let's go for it.

• 42:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It was a Wednesday afternoon.

• 42:42Cameron Kennedy?

  And I don't get texts from Liv.

• 42:49Peyton Hardin?

  I don't get texts. And now, but now, if I ever do get a random picture from Liv, I'm assuming it's my nephew. I'm assuming it's your son. Like, oh my god, he's in a cute new hoodie, or he's wearing some-

• 43:01Cameron Kennedy?

  He's smiling.

• 43:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, got some koala bear stuff on. That's what I think I'm gonna get, right? Wednesday afternoon. I'm having a good day. I rarely have good days. So I was trying to bask in my good day.

• 43:12Cameron Kennedy?

  There are foreign few.

• 43:14Peyton Hardin?

  Ding. Liv's texting me. What's going on? Attachment one image. I open it, right? I open the text message.

• 43:24Peyton Hardin?

  Invisible ink over the image. And I said, is this supposed to go to Cam? So I'm a little nervous opening this text message. So I'm, I squiggle it all the way out, right? Without looking at it.

• 43:37Peyton Hardin?

  I look at my peripheral.

• 43:40Peyton Hardin?

  It's a toilet.

• 43:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 43:41Peyton Hardin?

  And I said, huh? I turn all the way back around. Your wife, Cameron. Sent me a picture of the blasphemy she made in the pot on a Wednesday afternoon.

• 43:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. And the worst part, and I told you in person when it happened, because Peyton called me and said, hey, both of y'all can go to hell. And I would've said, no, no, no, no. He goes, no, no, both of you go to hell. Hung up. I call him back, and I told you, and I told you, I told her no.

• 44:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 44:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Twenty times. I said, do not do that.

• 44:17Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 44:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Do not do that.

• 44:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 44:19Cameron Kennedy?

  It was to the point, I don't know if she was like, on like a happy high that day.

• 44:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I wanted to be more sad.

• 44:25Cameron Kennedy?

  She was tearing up laughing.

• 44:27Peyton Hardin?

  It's not funny.

• 44:28Cameron Kennedy?

  At the thought of sending it to you.

• 44:29Peyton Hardin?

  It's not funny.

• 44:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Not even the end result.

• 44:31Peyton Hardin?

  It's not funny.

• 44:33Cameron Kennedy?

  She is wheezing and crying laughing. She goes, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna send it to him. And I'm like, Liv, I don't know what you're on, I don't even know who y'all are right now.

• 44:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 44:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You need to put your phone down, let's get home. You gotta feed your son here soon, let's just get home and feed him. She goes, no, I'm gonna do it. And I'm like, I think I'm rubbing off on her a little too much.

• 44:52Peyton Hardin?

  And the worst part is, I say, I'm not going through this alone. I say, Liv, do the same thing to CJ. I call CJ upstairs. I call CJ upstairs. She sends it to CJ, he opens it, he goes, wow. And then, and then CJ goes, hey, wait, you wanna see this one my dad sent me? I said, what the is going on in my house? What the?

• 45:16Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ sitting there like, what'd you eat? He's like, say.

• 45:19Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, you got goddamn a lot of shrimp, huh?

• 45:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. He goes, you used that new spice, didn't you?

• 45:24Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 45:26Peyton Hardin?

  Say it. We gotta reevaluate this friend group. We gotta either drop some people off or add some new ones. Cause I need some regulation. Like this is, we're getting to a point where I don't.

• 45:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You're outnumbered.

• 45:37Peyton Hardin?

  And this parlay's into a fantastic question I had. Cause with the subject matter of what I saw, you can also smell that, right? In real life.

• 45:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Could I smell it? Yes.

• 45:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but I'm saying.

• 45:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 45:51Peyton Hardin?

  I have a question. And it pertains to real life and it's a genuine thought I had.

• 45:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 45:56Peyton Hardin?

  Do you think you see more or you smell more?

• 46:01Cameron Kennedy?

  See.

• 46:02Peyton Hardin?

  Wrong. Hundred percent wrong.

• 46:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent right.

• 46:04Peyton Hardin?

  How do you think so?

• 46:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I can be standing in a ta- right now, I can see all those buildings, all the trees, all the cars in between. I can only smell what is right here.

• 46:14Peyton Hardin?

  But you're smelling more often than you are seeing.

• 46:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Incorrect.

• 46:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's a hundred percent right.

• 46:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Incorrect.

• 46:19Peyton Hardin?

  You know why? Eight hours of the day, you're not doing nothing but smelling.

• 46:25Cameron Kennedy?

  But you're smelling the same thing.

• 46:27Peyton Hardin?

  It's still smelling.

• 46:30Peyton Hardin?

  If I were to run on a treadmill, I'm running it on the same thing, but I'm still running.

• 46:34Cameron Kennedy?

  But are we counting? Are we counting different scents versus different sights or time spent seeing?

• 46:40Peyton Hardin?

  The act of smelling, the act of seeing.

• 46:42Cameron Kennedy?

  If it's just the act, first off, is it a scientific fact that you smell in your sleep?

• 46:47Peyton Hardin?

  If you're breathing, you're smelling.

• 46:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Nah, that's not true either.

• 46:52Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't know you had different ports.

• 46:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Everyone's got two ports immediately, you jack wagon.

• 46:57Peyton Hardin?

  Eyes, nose and throat are all connected.

• 47:00Cameron Kennedy?

  If eyes, nose and throat are connected, then something's hitting my eyes with my nose.

• 47:05Peyton Hardin?

  Technically, every time you're seeing, then you're, then you're tasting.

• 47:08Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 47:11Cameron Kennedy?

  He's gonna combust.

• 47:12Peyton Hardin?

  Every time you're seeing, you're smelling, if eyes, nose and throat, they're all connected.

• 47:18Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I mean? Yes, 100%.

• 47:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 47:20Peyton Hardin?

  If they're all connected, you're seeing and smelling at the same time.

• 47:23Cameron Kennedy?

  If someone...

• 47:24Peyton Hardin?

  And if you shut one of them off, you're still smelling.

• 47:26Cameron Kennedy?

  If someone's a snorer, they're going through their mouth.

• 47:30Peyton Hardin?

  Kim. Even if you're a mouth breather, you're still using your nose.

• 47:35Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I'm sa- okay, but then that, that's, now that's a dumb question.

• 47:39Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 47:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Because if it's just off time, and then you're gonna argue, well, your nose never turns off.

• 47:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 47:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Then that's an obvious win. But if you're-

• 47:46Peyton Hardin?

  Then that's a win, then just say I won.

• 47:47Cameron Kennedy?

  But then why was it even a question?

• 47:49Peyton Hardin?

  Because.

• 47:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause you could've deducted that on your own. And now, if, do you see more, or do you smell more?

• 47:55Peyton Hardin?

  Different things?

• 47:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Different things, or the use of it? I would say C.

• 48:00Peyton Hardin?

  I would think we, we smell more, cause we smell everything we see, we just can't differentiate.

• 48:05Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you don't!

• 48:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you do.

• 48:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm seeing tha- I'm seeing buh, a chase! I can't smell the [bleep] checks! I'm seeing a building!

• 48:16Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, just-

• 48:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I am falling, I am literally falling.

• 48:19Peyton Hardin?

  My god. Just take this room, for example, take this studio. You're seeing lights, correct?

• 48:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 48:25Peyton Hardin?

  You're seeing lights, you're seeing a screen, you're seeing cameras.

• 48:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You are not gonna win this.

• 48:30Peyton Hardin?

  They all have different smells.

• 48:31Cameron Kennedy?

  And you can't smell them from right here.

• 48:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you can, you just can't differentiate.

• 48:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I can see the back of his neck. And I'm not smelling cubby. I can see that rotted banana over there, I'm smelling that. But you can't... Okay.

• 48:49Peyton Hardin?

  Everything has, everything has a smell, yes?

• 48:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. Everything has a smell.

• 48:53Peyton Hardin?

  So I can smell everything?

• 48:54Cameron Kennedy?

  But you can, but you're not subjected to it, you have to be close enough. You don't have, you're not a [bleep] basset hound. You are a human, a man. You cannot sm- I can't even smell that... Over there, I can't smell anything over there.

• 49:08Peyton Hardin?

  That's cause you have a deviated septum.

• 49:09Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true, and who are you, sniff McGruff? What are you, you're, you, you can't smell [bleep] far either.

• 49:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I can.

• 49:17Cameron Kennedy?

  We cannot smell that trash.

• 49:18Peyton Hardin?

  Have you ever been in a parking lot? And you saw, I smell someone making wings, and you don't even see the wing spot? And you have to go look around for it?

• 49:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And, and why is that?

• 49:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yes or no?

• 49:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Why is that? Cause the smoke is traveling near you!

• 49:29Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but I didn't-

• 49:30Cameron Kennedy?

  If it was indoors-

• 49:30Peyton Hardin?

  Right, right, but I didn't-

• 49:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't smell the sandwiches at Jersey Mike's before you go in.

• 49:35Peyton Hardin?

  Watch this, watch this. What's the?

• 49:38Peyton Hardin?

  Watch this, you're in a house, right?

• 49:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 49:40Peyton Hardin?

  And you smell smoke. If you would've saw the fire, you would've put it out. You can smell before you see things. Just like in your parking lot, and you smell somebody making barbecue, but you don't know where the barbecue restaurant's at. You ever walked outside on an NFL Sunday and somebody's barbecuing outside? Can you see the grill?

• 49:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey.

• 50:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You, that is the most elementary, basic- Wind! One word. Wind! If someone's grilling inside, they have failed their customers and they're all going home with the disease. If there's no outlet for the smoke-

• 50:16Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true. You can, I can smell a good Mexican restaurant from a mile away.

• 50:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Because...

• 50:22Peyton Hardin?

  They're not cooking outside.

• 50:23Cameron Kennedy?

  They're, I didn't say they're- On the back of a truck, cooking in the back. I'm saying, the, the smoke is leaving the restaurant, and then wind's taking it to your nostrils. I can see, if, if that were true, then how come that's not true in every scenario? We could pull up to a Wingstop and see it before we smell it. We could pull up to a Mexican restaurant and see it before we smell it.

• 50:46Peyton Hardin?

  Depends on where, it depends. It's all circumstantial.

• 50:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I agree! You're the one that just said, "You can smell it before you see it."

• 50:54Peyton Hardin?

  If you go outside, you can smell it before you see it.

• 50:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That is not true. We see fires on highways. I'm not smelling the fire before I see it.

• 51:02Peyton Hardin?

  There's a lot of jokes I wanna make right now.

• 51:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no.

• 51:04Peyton Hardin?

  About how I'm right.

• 51:05Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, don't.

• 51:06Peyton Hardin?

  Uh-uh, but I can't, but-

• 51:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Go for it.

• 51:09Peyton Hardin?

  Uh-uh, no, I'm not, I'm not.

• 51:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Every picture, every picture, go for it.

• 51:11Peyton Hardin?

  No, oh no, it's not. No, it's not, no, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not.

• 51:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Where the, where was your mind going?

• 51:18Peyton Hardin?

  But say, we, our studio's downtown, right? And we can wrap this up. But our studio's downtown, right?

• 51:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 51:23Peyton Hardin?

  I can walk, you, we've been walking down the street, down, we-

• 51:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Talk to me like that.

• 51:30Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, we've been walking downtown, right? I've smelled literal human feces.

• 51:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 51:36Peyton Hardin?

  And I'd been like, they're outside today.

• 51:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 51:38Peyton Hardin?

  Around this corner, probably.

• 51:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 51:40Peyton Hardin?

  Did I see them first?

• 51:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 51:44Peyton Hardin?

  You can see, you can smell before you see?

• 51:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, I need you to, I need you to conceptualize this one four-letter word I'm going to say. Wind.

• 51:58Peyton Hardin?

  There's not wind.

• 51:59Cameron Kennedy?

  There's not wind outside, there's not wind.

• 52:01Peyton Hardin?

  The only thing you get, the only time you can smell outside is if there's wind?

• 52:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but it's bringing the smell, so if, okay, if I, if we went downtown and we stood in the middle of the street and we had Pierce say, "Hold on, they're doing something" to all the traffic, and we just stood in the middle of the street and I handed you binoculars and we looked four blocks down and we saw a guy, probably doesn't have a house, sitting on the side of the street.

• 52:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 52:25Cameron Kennedy?

  We saw him before we could smell him.

• 52:28Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, if you use enhancements, it changes the whole argument. If I-

• 52:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Wind is your enhancement, it's natural.

• 52:33Peyton Hardin?

  If I put on a nose tube going down there, I'd smell him too.

• 52:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You, oh my god, that is, that's not, that is not real.

• 52:42Peyton Hardin?

  I think I bodied you.

• 52:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not real.

• 52:44Peyton Hardin?

  I think I bodied you.

• 52:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I, then why can I not smell the teller that's thumbing through the hundreds right now?

• 52:51Peyton Hardin?

  You can't see the chase either.

• 52:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I can see the chase.

• 52:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, you can't.

• 52:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I can see the chase, you're supposed to go with me.

• 52:56Peyton Hardin?

  There's not a chase.

• 52:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I can see the chase.

• 52:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 52:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Why can't I smell it?

• 53:00Peyton Hardin?

  It's different.

• 53:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's different?

• 53:03Peyton Hardin?

  Cause there's, if you put, if you had to sit, look, there's glass, right? There's blocking the smell.

• 53:09Cameron Kennedy?

  And what is, oh my god, here we go, what's it blocking?

• 53:12Peyton Hardin?

  The smell.

• 53:13Cameron Kennedy?

  What's bringing the smell to you?

• 53:14Peyton Hardin?

  The air.

• 53:19Cameron Kennedy?

  So it's blocking what?

• 53:20Peyton Hardin?

  If we, if we put the blinds down, you couldn't see the chase either, could you?

• 53:24Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine.

• 53:24Peyton Hardin?

  And I could smell the blinds.

• 53:26Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 53:27Peyton Hardin?

  Cause it has dust on it.

• 53:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It's blocking what? Outside, yeah, yeah, bow down, you-

• 53:32Peyton Hardin?

  It's alright, I'm right.

• 53:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're not. Oh my god, no you're not.

• 53:34Peyton Hardin?

  I'm right, 100%.

• 53:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're not.

• 53:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I am.

• 53:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're not.

• 53:37Peyton Hardin?

  It's okay.

• 53:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're not. Same. Oh my god, I'm so glad you did to yourself and I didn't even do it.

• 53:42Peyton Hardin?

  I've smelled Malachi walking in the studio. Well, he didn't walk. Being held, coming into the studio, I've smelled him before I saw him.

• 53:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Shitty pants, yeah.

• 53:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no wind in here, is there?

• 53:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You've also seen him before you smelled him. You've entered my house, you see him from the start of the kitchen-

• 53:54Peyton Hardin?

  That's a genuine question. I wanna see what people have to say about it.

• 53:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Let us know in the comments, cause it's 100% you see more than you smell.

• 54:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 54:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, thanks.

• 54:02Peyton Hardin?

  No, I said put it in the comments, this is the yeah, that's what I meant.

• 54:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay, okay, okay.

• 54:10Peyton Hardin?

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• 54:13Cameron Kennedy?

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• 54:22Peyton Hardin?

  I do do that sometimes.

• 54:23Cameron Kennedy?

  The subscription's there, the billing's coming out, but you're not even using what you're paying for.

• 54:28Peyton Hardin?

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• 54:30Cameron Kennedy?

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• 54:42Peyton Hardin?

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• 54:53Cameron Kennedy?

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• 55:09Peyton Hardin?

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• 55:46Peyton Hardin?

  I wanna test our friendship.

• 55:51Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 55:52Peyton Hardin?

  So much I got.

• 55:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, I want to test our friendship.

• 55:57Peyton Hardin?

  I do.

• 55:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's do it.

• 55:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. I asked you-

• 56:00Cameron Kennedy?

  We always win these, by the way, because we're in love.

• 56:02Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not a quiz.

• 56:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 56:03Peyton Hardin?

  It's a scenario.

• 56:04Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's a test.

• 56:05Peyton Hardin?

  It's a test to see what you say.

• 56:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 56:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I asked CJ this the other day, because CJ lives with me.

• 56:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 56:10Peyton Hardin?

  Now, imagine you live with me. I would prefer that 100 times more, right? So imagine you lived with me, right? I'm upstairs, your room's downstairs, right? Now, say it's the middle of the night. You don't have to close your eyes.

• 56:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I don't know why.

• 56:21Peyton Hardin?

  Say it's the middle of the night, right? I'm asleep.

• 56:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 56:24Peyton Hardin?

  I'm in my bed. You know how I sleep. How do I sleep?

• 56:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Butt naked.

• 56:27Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. So I'm asleep, all of me's out.

• 56:31Cameron Kennedy?

  All of it.

• 56:31Peyton Hardin?

  Only thing protecting from me and God is a sheet, right? I'm out. There's like a hair in there, sorry. Don't put it on my camera. But I'm asleep, right?

• 56:45Peyton Hardin?

  It's storming outside.

• 56:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 56:47Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like storms.

• 56:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm scared.

• 56:48Peyton Hardin?

  I'm scared, right? And that storm makes me have a nightmare. I'm asleep upstairs in my room, you're asleep downstairs in your room, I have a nightmare. I get scared from the storm and the nightmare.

• 56:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, bro.

• 56:59Peyton Hardin?

  Just wait.

• 56:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, bro.

• 57:01Peyton Hardin?

  The storm wakes you up too.

• 57:04Peyton Hardin?

  All you hear coming down the stairs is-

• 57:09Cameron Kennedy?

  And a little bit of-

• 57:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Cam? I feel like Peyton's coming.

• 57:18Peyton Hardin?

  I open your door.

• 57:21Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just standing there, silhouette of me naked, in your doorway.

• 57:29Peyton Hardin?

  I'm standing there, silhouette of me in your doorway. Cam? You roll over. What, P? I go, I had a nightmare.

• 57:44Peyton Hardin?

  And then I ask you, yeah, it's still flying. That's fine, alright, it's trying to get its land legs. It's flying. I go, I can't go back to sleep. Can I sleep in the bed with you? Now, as best friends for almost a decade, what would you do? Would you allow me booty butt, nothing on? I just had a nightmare, you know I don't do well with nightmares. Oprah was in it.

• 58:13Peyton Hardin?

  Would you let me sleep in the bed with you?

• 58:16Peyton Hardin?

  Come on, honestly. No jokes, honestly, would you let me?

• 58:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No jokes.

• 58:20Peyton Hardin?

  Twenty-six-year-old and twenty-six-year-old.

• 58:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely not.

• 58:24Peyton Hardin?

  Now, that's selfish.

• 58:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely not.

• 58:26Peyton Hardin?

  You wouldn't even offer me anything?

• 58:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, I'd say, hey, go back upstairs, clothe your body, get in your bed and go back to sleep.

• 58:35Peyton Hardin?

  But I'm scared and I'm not able to sleep. Nightmare.

• 58:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Hold the covers tight. Hold the covers real tight.

• 58:39Peyton Hardin?

  That's so wrong.

• 58:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd go, wait, here's a sound machine. And I'd throw it to you.

• 58:42Peyton Hardin?

  You wouldn't even allow, like, we could have put a pillow between each other. We've done it before.

• 58:47Peyton Hardin?

  We have done it before.

• 58:49Cameron Kennedy?

  That was different circumstances. You weren't butt naked, afraid of the nature. If you were ass, first off, if you were ass naked in my doorway,

• 58:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 58:57Cameron Kennedy?

  and it was a silhouette of you, just all black.

• 58:59Peyton Hardin?

  Careful.

• 59:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's what a sil- if you were all black, silhouette of you, and all I'm seeing is a man,

• 59:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 59:05Cameron Kennedy?

  and all of his manhood.

• 59:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. You'd be like.

• 59:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I am now in a real-life nightmare.

• 59:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 59:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I am like, what is happening?

• 59:12Peyton Hardin?

  And a little envious.

• 59:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, man, really? I go, if I stood up right now, it's nothing like that. You're like, look at me.

• 59:21Peyton Hardin?

  Deadass, you wouldn't let me sleep with you?

• 59:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Dog, if I woke up and you're butt naked in my doorway, there's no way you're climbing your hairy, grisly, naked body into my bed.

• 59:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but that's the part of friendship. Offer me something, offer me a pair of basketball shorts. You know I like sleeping near clothes.

• 59:36Cameron Kennedy?

  First thing I'd offer you is toenail clippers, cuz I know if you get in my bed, you're gonna saw the back of my calves up. You're real touchy when you get into bed with me, and you've done it every time, and it's annoying. It's a weird little sensory thing for you, you like sawing my legs.

• 59:48Peyton Hardin?

  I like feeling legs on a bed.

• 59:49Cameron Kennedy?

  So I'd say, you know what, go take a pee, go put some underwear on, or my basketball shorts, go cut your toenails, go get your own blanket, then you can get in my bed with pillows.

• 59:58Peyton Hardin?

  You'd make me have a go, have a go.

• 59:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd have a checklist.

• 1:00:01Peyton Hardin?

  You'd make me go on a full spa day before I get in the bed with you?

• 1:00:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, if I didn't, I'd wake up with male parts on my lower back and bleeding calf muscle.

• 1:00:11Peyton Hardin?

  That's not friendship. That's not loyalty or love. Cam, that's not right.

• 1:00:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, that's not loyalty or love for you to get in my bed ass naked with talons downstairs.

• 1:00:20Peyton Hardin?

  I'm scared.

• 1:00:22Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, be scared of your surroundings. Be scared that you're no longer flaccid. Be scared that you're butt naked in the middle of your house, asking me to get in bed. Be scared of that.

• 1:00:33Peyton Hardin?

  You know, okay, if you asked me, you know what I'd say? On top or on bottom is what I would ask you. Which one you would like to? That's the difference between me and you.

• 1:00:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, come here, bubba.

• 1:00:42Peyton Hardin?

  You want here or you want me on?

• 1:00:44Cameron Kennedy?

  If we're being honest.

• 1:00:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I let you in the bed? Yes.

• 1:00:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I think we both know that. Do I demand you put clothes on first? Yes.

• 1:00:54Peyton Hardin?

  That's fine. I understand that.

• 1:00:56Cameron Kennedy?

  From there, I can get past the rest. I got Band-Aids. I can cover my calves up in the morning. I got Band-Aids. I got a nice fan. I won't get too hot. The hair would be one thing. That'd be different. That'd be different. Liv doesn't shave sometimes, but it's not, it's nothing to you.

• 1:01:08Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no. I could warm somebody up in the cold.

• 1:01:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. You're a space heater. You're a walking fur monster. No. Outside of the fur, bleeding calves, as long as your genitalia, there's a layer of fabric between your genitalia and my rear.

• 1:01:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Or honestly, we'd have to go.

• 1:01:24Peyton Hardin?

  We'd have to go butt to butt. I would swallow you up.

• 1:01:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Hold the hole or pole the pole.

• 1:01:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my God. Which one would you prefer? Pole the pole.

• 1:01:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you naked?

• 1:01:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Pole the pole make me sad.

• 1:01:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:36Peyton Hardin?

  Regardless of my security.

• 1:01:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, all right, bro. Good night. Hey, you're safe. We're in, the storm's outside. Bad, big, bad weather outside, Payda. You're good. Go CP. And I go.

• 1:01:47Cameron Kennedy?

  And I just go, really?

• 1:01:49Peyton Hardin?

  You know what scared me in the middle of the night last night? Cause I was up till like 2 a.m. watching Netflix on my couch.

• 1:01:54Cameron Kennedy?

  This was real?

• 1:01:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, CJ?

• 1:02:00Peyton Hardin?

  You know what scared me in the middle of the night last night? What? And it probably scares a lot of people. I was in my living room, the kitchen's right in the same vicinity, right? I was watching a show and my ice maker on my refrigerator just goes Yeah. Terrified the hell out of me. Oh, it'll spook you. But question came up because I always get to thinking about things I probably shouldn't always. Genuinely do not understand how ice makers work in refrigerators. And it's a valid question. No, it's not. It's 100% valid question. No, it's not. I genuinely don't get it. There's, there's literally not much to get. Yes, there is. There's a tray. Yes. That holds water. Right. From the wall which your fridge is connected to. Nice.

• 1:02:44Peyton Hardin?

  It's cold enough to where it freezes. Easy. And then when it freezes, there's a mechanism that dispenses the ice downwards. 100%. Rinse, repeat. I get it. And all that is lovely and dandy, but wouldn't you think when you open up your freezer and you see the ice maker, it's just a block of ice? What? Like if it's just water in a container and it's freezing the ice, why is it not just a block of ice? How does it cube up like that? Brother. Perfectly. It's a tray and there's molds. No, the there's not. You've never seen the 99 cent plastic ones that people that like OG refrigerators? No, that's different. That's literally what it is in the fridge, but it's all built in.

• 1:03:29Peyton Hardin?

  It's just a, it's a tub. That's where the ice is stored, you moron. That's not where it's formed. What do you think it's dropping to? If it forms in there, it wouldn't be dropping. I don't have ice makers in my refrigerator or my freezer. I don't have like little trays of ice cubes to put water in and make ice cubes. I don't have that. I just have a tub. Where's the water come from? Oh my God. It's connected to a water line. It makes it in trays. Where is the tray cam? It's stored behind the steel. I don't have steel in my freezer. It's plastic. Oh God. Wait, no, explain to us because I'm dead ass. I'm not trying to be funny. I don't get it. The fridge itself.

• 1:04:06Cameron Kennedy?

  The water dispenses into the molds for the ice. Once it gets

• 1:04:10Peyton Hardin?

  Where, okay, you're skipping things. Where's the mold?

• 1:04:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, it's in the fridge. You don't see the compressor of the fridge, but you don't question it. You don't see all the inner work. You don't see the motherboard of the fridge.

• 1:04:23Peyton Hardin?

  Ken, see, I don't like when you explain using, explaining other things. Where is the, the ice cube maker?

• 1:04:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know the serial number of your fridge.

• 1:04:30Peyton Hardin?

  Where is it?

• 1:04:31Cameron Kennedy?

  It's internal.

• 1:04:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, then how does it get to the big tray?

• 1:04:34Cameron Kennedy?

  It drops.

• 1:04:36Peyton Hardin?

  It's at the top of my freezer. My ice makers at the top door of my freezer. There's nothing above it. If I open it up, I can just put my hand in and grab a bunch of ice cubes.

• 1:04:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Then it's in, it's at the top.

• 1:04:46Peyton Hardin?

  There's nothing on top of it. It's an open tray.

• 1:04:49Cameron Kennedy?

  So, okay, paint the picture for me.

• 1:04:51Peyton Hardin?

  So, okay, look, I opened my freezer, right?

• 1:04:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:04:54Peyton Hardin?

  On the top left

• 1:04:55Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, I thought your freezer was at the bottom.

• 1:04:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, not that one. I'm talking about at home. Like my, my parents' house.

• 1:05:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:05:00Peyton Hardin?

  So I opened my freezer, right?

• 1:05:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:05:03Peyton Hardin?

  If, it's on the left side.

• 1:05:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:05:04Peyton Hardin?

  On the door.

• 1:05:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:05:06Peyton Hardin?

  There's this plastic tub on the top left of my door.

• 1:05:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:05:09Peyton Hardin?

  There is nothing on top of it. It is just the door hinge.

• 1:05:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's in the door. It's in the door.

• 1:05:14Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, then

• 1:05:15Cameron Kennedy?

  The tray's in the door and once it gets full, it goes and the ice goes and just builds up in there. That's what it is.

• 1:05:22Peyton Hardin?

  One at a time?

• 1:05:23Cameron Kennedy?

  So it's in the door. There's nothing above it.

• 1:05:25Peyton Hardin?

  Nothing above it.

• 1:05:26Cameron Kennedy?

  The ice gotta go up. In the door.

• 1:05:28Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:05:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Water gets cold. Once it crack. That's what you hear. ASMR. It's in the door. It's gotta be in the door.

• 1:05:37Peyton Hardin?

  You don't think that's a little like crazy?

• 1:05:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not alien warfare. It's ice.

• 1:05:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, well, I was trying to ask a question and you made it all serious.

• 1:05:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's ice. You're good.

• 1:05:48Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I was just wondering.

• 1:05:49Cameron Kennedy?

  It freezes.

• 1:05:49Peyton Hardin?

  Because I was genuinely like, where is this coming from?

• 1:05:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah.

• 1:05:52Peyton Hardin?

  I thought it was literally like in the tub, just building up these ice cubes. I was like, how is this happening? It was a dead ass serious question. Whatever.

• 1:06:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That shouldn't be a dead. You thought there's a little Keebler elf with a pickaxe coming in?

• 1:06:04Peyton Hardin?

  You asked something. I don't know. I don't know. You asked something then.

• 1:06:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Why do you get scared of ice makers at 2 a.m.?

• 1:06:11Peyton Hardin?

  Cause it's loud? It's jump scares?

• 1:06:17Peyton Hardin?

  Was that a serious question?

• 1:06:21Cameron Kennedy?

  God, I love you. Do you want, oh my god, do you want to play a game?

• 1:06:23Peyton Hardin?

  I love games.

• 1:06:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Now, I'm gonna preface this with, I don't know how good you're gonna be, but we're gonna try, and I have faith in you.

• 1:06:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:06:32Cameron Kennedy?

  This is called Drunk History But Sober.

• 1:06:34Peyton Hardin?

  Drunk History But Sober.

• 1:06:36Cameron Kennedy?

  So the premise of the game, I'm gonna describe a historical event.

• 1:06:40Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:06:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Very, very jumbled up.

• 1:06:43Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:06:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Discombobulated. Discombobulated! And you have to guess what the event I'm talking about.

• 1:06:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:06:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. You ready?

• 1:06:53Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:06:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You need an example.

• 1:06:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're gonna bring up history, and I'm gonna guess what the history is.

• 1:06:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Jumbled, jumbled way. So I'm going to tell the truth, but it's not gonna make too much sense, and you have to get there.

• 1:07:03Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know how good this is gonna be, because I do not know history. I don't know any history. I know about Civil War...

• 1:07:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's about it.

• 1:07:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Your two and three were silent, you said...

• 1:07:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I knew something was supposed to come out. Okay.

• 1:07:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here we go, ready?

• 1:07:23Peyton Hardin?

  Let's go.

• 1:07:24Cameron Kennedy?

  So this guy puts on a suit, gets with his lady, gets in the car.

• 1:07:29Peyton Hardin?

  JFK.

• 1:07:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, that was right!

• 1:07:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yes! Yes!

• 1:07:43Cameron Kennedy?

  What the?

• 1:07:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I said a guy puts on a suit, you said JFK!

• 1:07:50Peyton Hardin?

  It's the getting in the car with his girl. It's either that, or the Snoop Dogg video, I don't know.

• 1:07:58Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:07:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:59Cameron Kennedy?

  How did you just do that?

• 1:08:01Peyton Hardin?

  Call me, call me history Peyton.

• 1:08:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll call you a wizard!

• 1:08:04Peyton Hardin?

  Come on, now, give me the second one.

• 1:08:06Cameron Kennedy?

  A guy gets in a car with a suit, and you go JFK assassination, 1964, from the top of the green...

• 1:08:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god!

• 1:08:15Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I just watched a video on the one bullet theory, but keep going.

• 1:08:17Cameron Kennedy?

  So, there's a bunch of people gathered around downtown, right?

• 1:08:22Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:08:22Cameron Kennedy?

  They're getting really, really angry.

• 1:08:24Peyton Hardin?

  Million Man March.

• 1:08:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You're turning into a walking encyclopedia? And I absolutely

• 1:08:32Peyton Hardin?

  Was I right?

• 1:08:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh no, oh no, if you would have been right there, I would have slapped you because I would have been like, how are you in my own brain?

• 1:08:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:08:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, there's a lot of people, good morning, there's a lot of people, they gather up, they're real mad, right? They go, hey, let's go out on the lake, let's get, let's get some of this anger out, let's go out on the lake.

• 1:08:47Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, the Boston Tea Party.

• 1:08:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, this is

• 1:08:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:55Peyton Hardin?

  I was

• 1:08:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I got it? Let's go! Bro, I literally said people are mad, they're going, it wasn't even a lake, they're in a harbor, I didn't say anything about drinks, I didn't say anything about tariffs, I didn't say anything about overruling like

• 1:09:08Peyton Hardin?

  I don't even know what any of that is.

• 1:09:10Cameron Kennedy?

  My god, like, this is how you need to learn, I need to dumb it down so dumb and backwards, you go, oh, that makes sense! Like, how is this even happening? Okay.

• 1:09:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's the first time I felt smart, no wonder you went to college.

• 1:09:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna get some that you don't get, okay?

• 1:09:24Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, alright.

• 1:09:25Cameron Kennedy?

  So, this guy and his family, right?

• 1:09:27Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:09:28Cameron Kennedy?

  He heads to a Home Depot, he's buying a lot of materials, he's getting ready, okay, he's getting ready to build something.

• 1:09:33Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:09:34Cameron Kennedy?

  But he doesn't really know what it is yet, okay, so he starts reading, starts looking, he's getting some signs. He's like, man, okay, I don't really want to build that, and it's gonna put a financial burden on my family, but I gotta build it, okay?

• 1:09:47Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, is the Home Depot actually in the history?

• 1:09:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You tell me.

• 1:09:50Peyton Hardin?

  Well, it's not history of his Home Depot, see, you can't start throwing in

• 1:09:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'm saying it jumbled, mumbled, messed up.

• 1:09:54Peyton Hardin?

  You can say it jumbled, but you're adding

• 1:09:56Cameron Kennedy?

  If someone

• 1:09:57Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, because the other ones, you didn't add like, oh, they're in Lake Louisville, like, that's what's gonna

• 1:10:02Cameron Kennedy?

  If someone's drunk, they could miss say a place?

• 1:10:04Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, they wouldn't add, don't add like Home Depot, or Lowe's, or Target.

• 1:10:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You've never added a detail when you're drunk?

• 1:10:09Peyton Hardin?

  No, I've never been like, yeah.

• 1:10:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I've fused timelines when I'm drunk.

• 1:10:13Peyton Hardin?

  I was never like, hey, MLK went to the Sphere in Vegas, like, it's not like, you can't, you can't do that, like

• 1:10:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Went to a, went to a hardware store.

• 1:10:21Peyton Hardin?

  Who did?

• 1:10:21Cameron Kennedy?

  This man.

• 1:10:22Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so it's man and his family, or just man?

• 1:10:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Man.

• 1:10:24Peyton Hardin?

  Say it again.

• 1:10:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so this man goes to his local store

• 1:10:28Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:10:29Cameron Kennedy?

  And he's buying supplies, he's gotta get ready to build something.

• 1:10:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:10:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Doesn't know what it is yet, him and his family, they're gonna build this thing.

• 1:10:35Peyton Hardin?

  Noah's Ark.

• 1:10:38Peyton Hardin?

  Let's go, let's go, let's go.

• 1:10:42Peyton Hardin?

  Let's go. I'm going crazy right now.

• 1:10:47Peyton Hardin?

  I'm going crazy. He didn't have to bring up the giraffes. I got that. He didn't have to bring up the zoo. Let's go. I'm, I'm smart.

• 1:11:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:11:03Cameron Kennedy?

  This is incredible.

• 1:11:04Peyton Hardin?

  If you were a dog, they'd put you down quick.

• 1:11:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I would have been dead.

• 1:11:07Peyton Hardin?

  That hip, bad breath.

• 1:11:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Bad hips, bad breath, bad brain. Get him out of here. Okay, we're gonna go one more.

• 1:11:13Peyton Hardin?

  Let's go.

• 1:11:13Cameron Kennedy?

  And then this is done.

• 1:11:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I wanna do one that I know you won't get.

• 1:11:18Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Well, to be fair.

• 1:11:19Cameron Kennedy?

  But you won't get it.

• 1:11:20Peyton Hardin?

  Be fair, to be fair. Okay.

• 1:11:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. This guy wakes up. He's gotta go clock into work. It's him and a ton of people working on this project.

• 1:11:32Cameron Kennedy?

  So this guy's clocking into work. He gets, uh, he gets, he gets in his.

• 1:11:40Cameron Kennedy?

  He gets in his mode of transportation and he goes about 60 miles away from the job site. And he's getting these materials.

• 1:11:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oppenheimer?

• 1:11:50Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:11:51Peyton Hardin?

  No? Oh.

• 1:11:55Cameron Kennedy?

  A man going to a job site is Oppenheimer?

• 1:11:57Peyton Hardin?

  They went off to a job site. They built like a little town for it.

• 1:12:00Cameron Kennedy?

  They did, but, okay, okay.

• 1:12:01Peyton Hardin?

  That was actually a good ass guess, too.

• 1:12:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Job site's here. Man's going away from the job site. He's gotta go get materials. There's special materials from over here, about 60 miles away. Okay? So he loads up. He gets it and him and a lot of people are there. They get all the materials and they start making the trek back. They get back to the job site, takes a quick little break for some tea. And it's time, now it's time to get to it, time to get to work. So he's taking this material and all these people are taking, and they're taking it to the job site. And this is a job they've been working on for years. Years.

• 1:12:33Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:12:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And they're building something.

• 1:12:35Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:12:36Cameron Kennedy?

  And I just realized. We're gonna finish, hold on. They're building this thing, right? Very massive. It's beautiful. But it's taking a lot of people, a lot of time to build it.

• 1:12:48Peyton Hardin?

  Is it like the person who built like the railroad system?

• 1:12:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, great guess, though.

• 1:12:52Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:12:53Cameron Kennedy?

  But I just realized, this is not a historical event.

• 1:12:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Like halfway through the thing.

• 1:12:59Peyton Hardin?

  What was it?

• 1:13:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I was just describing something.

• 1:13:01Peyton Hardin?

  What were you describing?

• 1:13:02Cameron Kennedy?

  The pyramids of Giza. We don't, and you can't, no, okay, give me a good last one. It's historical event.

• 1:13:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I just gave a POV of a random guy that was working on the pyramids.

• 1:13:15Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:13:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Last one.

• 1:13:18Peyton Hardin?

  Historical. Just any history you think of.

• 1:13:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Historical.

• 1:13:20Peyton Hardin?

  First thing that pops in your mind.

• 1:13:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:13:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God. Okay, so this guy wakes up.

• 1:13:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Takes a sip of tea.

• 1:13:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And heads to a quarry, you know, I'm just kidding. This guy wakes up, right? He knows he's got work later tonight.

• 1:13:39Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:13:40Cameron Kennedy?

  He's feeling himself, he's having a great day. He goes, sleeps with a woman, gets out the way.

• 1:13:47Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 1:13:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Two hours later, he sleeps with another girl. Gets out, it's time to work, it's time to go clock in. And he goes, and he goes to his job, and he performs extremely, extremely well. Some would say it was a record-breaking day, and the record still stands to this day.

• 1:14:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I know this. Um, it's that king, what's his name? It's that king, what's his name? Uh, the dude, the Joker was, acted as him in the, in the movie, what's his name? The one you watched on the plane?

• 1:14:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Napoleon.

• 1:14:15Peyton Hardin?

  Is it Napoleon?

• 1:14:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not Napoleon. Oh, I love where your mind's at, but it's not Napoleon. So he sleeps with two women, just before noon.

• 1:14:22Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, he's going crazy.

• 1:14:23Cameron Kennedy?

  He's going crazy.

• 1:14:24Peyton Hardin?

  This guy's great cardio.

• 1:14:25Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, clocks into work, puts up an amazing night of work. Everyone, all his, all his crew are there in awe. And it was, it was so much of a great job.

• 1:14:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That publicists were talking about it. They said, this man did fantastic.

• 1:14:40Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:14:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Fantastic work. He set a record for how much he got done in his time.

• 1:14:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:46Cameron Kennedy?

  And that was just in one night. And then he goes back to the, uh, the work grounds afterwards. And it was so good that everyone's like, bro, you gotta take a picture with your helmet on. You gotta take a picture after your, after your night of work. So he poses and takes a picture. And he set a record, and a record that still stands to this day. And in the picture, he's holding up something that's showing his record, that's showing his work.

• 1:15:11Peyton Hardin?

  It's not wilt.

• 1:15:12Cameron Kennedy?

  It is wilt.

• 1:15:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It's wilt, it's 100.9.

• 1:15:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I couldn't say basketball, Pierce.

• 1:15:24Peyton Hardin?

  Well, it's a hundred point game, which didn't happen, but.

• 1:15:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, yeah, I knew you.

• 1:15:27Peyton Hardin?

  That's all I was initially thinking that, first of all, I was thinking.

• 1:15:34Peyton Hardin?

  The first.

• 1:15:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You had sex twice, went and conquered a city.

• 1:15:37Peyton Hardin?

  It's just kind of the same.

• 1:15:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That is true.

• 1:15:39Peyton Hardin?

  First thing I thought of initially before Napoleon was Dennis Rodman.

• 1:15:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, close.

• 1:15:43Peyton Hardin?

  Because I was closer.

• 1:15:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, if I would've said, did a lot of drugs and then went and painted his nails, had sex with three girls, showed up 15 minutes late and grabbed 90 rebounds.

• 1:15:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude, yeah, I'm actually, am I?

• 1:15:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I need to start talking to you in like layman drunken terms and everything will click.

• 1:16:00Peyton Hardin?

  I speak drunk.

• 1:16:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I go, hey, P, uh, long day tomorrow, extra time rest, so next day better now. You're psyched, dude.

• 1:16:08Peyton Hardin?

  I'll see you at 10:30.

• 1:16:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, sounds great, donuts for breakfast.

• 1:16:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'll be like, oh yeah, you're carburetor.

• 1:16:20Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody, I've become like the world's smartest person, like I'm like.

• 1:16:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone just talks to you drunk.

• 1:16:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like, I'm like a mechanic, somebody's like, I've my windshield. And I'm like, oh yeah, it's about $2,000.

• 1:16:31Cameron Kennedy?

  $2,000, just do the paperwork with Amy, I'll see you on Thursday.

• 1:16:35Peyton Hardin?

  What if I am the drunk genius?

• 1:16:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Imagine the poor that have to be your translator in another country. Just taking Happy Dads to the skull just to translate. They're like, say, like you visit Dubai or I guess they speak English Dubai. You visit, uh, like you visit somewhere where it's a different language.

• 1:16:50Peyton Hardin?

  China, yeah.

• 1:16:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Like China or something like that. Have a translator to talk to Pierce or something. It's like CJ, CJ's like.

• 1:17:00Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, oh, they said, uh, they say you should really come down to the taco shop, but only on Wednesdays afternoon.

• 1:17:07Peyton Hardin?

  They speak fluent like Mandarin and English and I'm like, they're speaking to me in English. I'm like, I don't get it. I'm like, take a shot of Jack and they do it and I'm like, gotcha.

• 1:17:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, oh no, we can sign the contracts tomorrow morning. Of course. Thank you. Bro, what just, round of applause for Payton.

• 1:17:22Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 1:17:23Cameron Kennedy?

  What just happened?

• 1:17:23Peyton Hardin?

  I'm telling you.

• 1:17:25Cameron Kennedy?

  And the like, I know we just joked about it.

• 1:17:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally five seconds ago, I genuinely feel like if I told you the actual story, you wouldn't guess it that quick.

• 1:17:34Peyton Hardin?

  No was arc.

• 1:17:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd let you get that one. Like you'd get that one.

• 1:17:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:37Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no way in hell that like.

• 1:17:40Peyton Hardin?

  I don't even remember what the other two were now.

• 1:17:42Cameron Kennedy?

  The JFK, like if I actually started the JFK, I mean, if I said JFK.

• 1:17:45Peyton Hardin?

  No, if you were, no, if you were to genuinely start like, hey, in 19.

• 1:17:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. In 1961, there was a horrible shooting that like, it would take you a minute till we got to some details before you guessed it.

• 1:17:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I would've got it.

• 1:17:55Cameron Kennedy?

  What was the other one?

• 1:17:56Peyton Hardin?

  Uh.

• 1:17:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No was arc.

• 1:17:58Peyton Hardin?

  No was arc. Yeah.

• 1:17:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, bro.

• 1:18:01Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, I'm impressed by myself.

• 1:18:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Ticket.

• 1:18:04Peyton Hardin?

  I am impressed by, I, I. What's happening? I am impressed by myself. Go ahead.

• 1:18:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. You just said what's happening and it, it triggered in me when I said what's happening. Uh, four days ago now. I literally go to Chipotle, like we always do. We love Chipotle.

• 1:18:21Peyton Hardin?

  50 50 on it.

• 1:18:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Fant-.

• 1:18:23Peyton Hardin?

  Sometimes.

• 1:18:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'm, I'm.

• 1:18:24Peyton Hardin?

  Even.

• 1:18:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm 85 15.

• 1:18:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's always tastes good. Not the problem. It's, it's the side effects. No, the side effects of Chipotle.

• 1:18:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, the boho.

• 1:18:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God.

• 1:18:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:18:33Peyton Hardin?

  It's either like my rest of my day, I'm feeling healthy, strong. Rest of my day, I'm on porcelain. It's like, I will have a red on my, on my, the back of my thighs.

• 1:18:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:18:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Blood?

• 1:18:42Peyton Hardin?

  I just realized what a fissure was. My mom told me about it.

• 1:18:45Cameron Kennedy?

  A fissure?

• 1:18:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Would you like to give a definition?

• 1:18:47Peyton Hardin?

  Not on here.

• 1:18:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Would you like to give a definition? So I go to Chipotle, get my normal, regular, degular.

• 1:18:55Peyton Hardin?

  Which is a lot of food.

• 1:18:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. It's one bowl.

• 1:18:58Peyton Hardin?

  Extra, extra. No, no, I mean extra. And they're like, sure, the bowl's empty.

• 1:19:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, put more chicken.

• 1:19:03Peyton Hardin?

  And they're like, y'all cook more chicken?

• 1:19:05Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no. Regular bowl with extra chicken. I'll, I'll give you that. But I get the bowl. I get to the end. Liv this time, she wanted a kids meal. Okay? So the kids meal is quesadilla. You get two sides and then you get a choice at the end.

• 1:19:17Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:19:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never heard this choice and I've ordered her a kids meal before.

• 1:19:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:19:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I get to the register. I go, yeah, it was the bowl, the two fountain drinks and the kids meal. She goes, oh, for the kids meal, do you want chips or fruit? I go, now this isn't tropical smoothie, this is Chipotle. What do you mean fruit? What fruit are you about to go gra- and where is it? I've never seen you offer-

• 1:19:41Peyton Hardin?

  I've never even seen a fruit in Chipotle.

• 1:19:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Never a day in my life. So me being me, my wife wanted the chips, by the way. She literally said, get chips.

• 1:19:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 1:19:50Cameron Kennedy?

  And I said, I'll take the fruit. I said, I've never seen this and I want to be surprised. I can stop and get her chips-

• 1:19:55Peyton Hardin?

  Is this real?

• 1:19:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I took a picture. Now, I want you, Chipotle. Quick in and out Mexican restaurant. I want you to take a guess. Actual educated guess on what the fruit that they are going to give me is. Then I'm gonna show you what I received.

• 1:20:13Peyton Hardin?

  You want me to actually guess?

• 1:20:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I want you to actually-

• 1:20:15Peyton Hardin?

  Like, apple slices in a plastic bag, it has to be the only option.

• 1:20:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Apple slices in a plastic bag?

• 1:20:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, what if I went up to you and I said, they gave me a miniature, micro, cutie orange in a sauce cup? It looks like a egg yolk. There's no way that that is a sufficient side at Chipotle, dog. Y'all are seeing this on the screen right now. It is-

• 1:20:44Peyton Hardin?

  What the?

• 1:20:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That Chipotle needs to burn for that.

• 1:20:48Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, it is in the container that you put like, side ketchup in.

• 1:20:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a small amount of ketchup for some fries.

• 1:20:53Peyton Hardin?

  They put a little testicle cutie.

• 1:20:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I could literally go like this. That whole thing, I could just swallow it, not even chew it.

• 1:20:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god. How much did that cost?

• 1:21:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, it came with the kids meal. That is, that is sincerely the smallest orange I've ever seen in my life.

• 1:21:09Peyton Hardin?

  You know exactly where that came from?

• 1:21:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone's butthole. That's a dingleberry. Sorry.

• 1:21:15Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying the chef's pocket.

• 1:21:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, exactly. He drove into work, he was like- He flicked it and the guy just goes.

• 1:21:23Peyton Hardin?

  That is honestly, first of all, if you're ordering fruit as a side, any fast food restaurant or medium speed restaurant, go to hell.

• 1:21:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:30Peyton Hardin?

  Like you're here because you want something to taste good.

• 1:21:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Ma'am, you just got 300 calories of sour cream on your bowl. And you mean to tell me you want an orange?

• 1:21:38Peyton Hardin?

  You want a miniature cutie?

• 1:21:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, no, you want all the chips. Just be honest with yourself.

• 1:21:43Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, those are not, that's not a regulation cutie.

• 1:21:45Cameron Kennedy?

  This, no, this is miniature micro. This is a drugged up cutie.

• 1:21:48Peyton Hardin?

  Those are the ones that like fell off and like, they're like, we can't sell these.

• 1:21:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 1:21:53Peyton Hardin?

  Chipotle.

• 1:21:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally, let's give it to that manager guy. I was gonna fuck him out of his pocket like a quarter.

• 1:21:57Peyton Hardin?

  That is absurd.

• 1:21:58Cameron Kennedy?

  What is that?

• 1:21:59Peyton Hardin?

  That is seriously like it would. No, they're definitely messing with you. They knew the podcast. There's no way.

• 1:22:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never, there's, if anyone works at Chipotle, been to Chipotle, Chipotle fanatic, let me know right now in the comments, have you ever, ever been offered fruit? I've gone to Chipotle for a decade.

• 1:22:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I've never heard of that.

• 1:22:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never once been given the option of, do you want fruit?

• 1:22:19Peyton Hardin?

  It was at that location in that chef's pocket.

• 1:22:23Cameron Kennedy?

  This chef, this staff and this Chipotle needs to crumble.

• 1:22:27Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I don't like restaurants like, like Chipotle and Subway. You want to know why?

• 1:22:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 1:22:34Peyton Hardin?

  The workers have too much power.

• 1:22:36Cameron Kennedy?

  They do.

• 1:22:36Peyton Hardin?

  Too much authority over me.

• 1:22:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you could get a heavy hand guy and you're, you're loving your life. You get a skimpy little bastard.

• 1:22:42Peyton Hardin?

  It's, they have too much power over the enjoyment of my next 30 minutes.

• 1:22:45Cameron Kennedy?

  100%.

• 1:22:46Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, you ever had a Chipotle person who's just like vividly rude?

• 1:22:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 1:22:52Peyton Hardin?

  And, and I'm like, are you judging me?

• 1:22:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:22:55Peyton Hardin?

  It's because I'm a bigger guy. I'm tall. I tower over people. So I'm going, so you know, more food fuels me.

• 1:23:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:23:04Peyton Hardin?

  With Cam, more food makes him happy. If there's a difference here, right? So I'm standing in front of you and I say, burrito. What do you want on it? Beans. Yeah, go put some beans on there. You put a good amount of beans. Fine. I don't care how many beans you put on there. Of course, black beans. And then they say, what type of meat? I gotta go chicken. So they don't judge my list and the spit doesn't get into the thing.

• 1:23:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You all, you're like, oh, oh, chicken please. You always play it off like chicken.

• 1:23:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I have a story too. I go chicken. You see how I'm, I'm, I'm set. You know my body.

• 1:23:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You see my rounded shoulders.

• 1:23:39Peyton Hardin?

  Chicken on there. And then when I see them skip me, I'm gonna go extra.

• 1:23:45Cameron Kennedy?

  They give me a little half spoon.

• 1:23:46Peyton Hardin?

  Brother, you're with me. You know what I mean? I, I don't like restaurants that have that much power over me.

• 1:23:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you, that sucks for you in itself. You know how I am with customer service at fast food. I will literally say, hey, can you give me more without me paying for it? I will, I will literally say, that's not, that's just not right. I'm a big girl and I want some more chicken, but I don't want an extra serving because I like money. And I will say like that to them. You think you're getting judged? I've had people scoff at me out loud.

• 1:24:17Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 1:24:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, yeah, you, you cut that chicken on my bowl.

• 1:24:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Sorry, I don't play with food.

• 1:24:28Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:25:42Peyton Hardin?

  Sometimes I would prefer judgment rather than people trying to coddle me.

• 1:25:46Cameron Kennedy?

  If you give me what I'm asking for, you can literally curse me when I leave.

• 1:25:51Peyton Hardin?

  But it's not even about that. It's another scenario. It's about my lisp. I would rather people judge me than coddle me.

• 1:25:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:25:58Peyton Hardin?

  Cause it makes me feel bad, right? We get recognized in public a lot.

• 1:26:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:26:03Peyton Hardin?

  I love it. I love people coming up, talking, taking pictures. Hundred percent fine. It has become a reoccurring thing of people trying to make me feel good about my lisp. And I don't appreciate it. Can we be honest?

• 1:26:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:26:19Peyton Hardin?

  I literally went to the mall the other day. This lovely group of like four people came up and they weren't related. You could tell it was like a friend group.

• 1:26:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Great group.

• 1:26:27Peyton Hardin?

  But it wasn't high schoolers. Like these are adults, like early 30s, late 20s, right? So it's like, okay.

• 1:26:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Older than us.

• 1:26:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. It's gonna be like a good adult conversation here, right? They come up happy, excited, love the podcast, all this, all that. I'm dapping up. I go to the last person to take a picture, right? She's right here. I'm like, face is right here. She goes, by the way, I appreciate what you do so much. And I go, oh, thank you. I appreciate that. That means a lot.

• 1:26:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Trying to see you're like, uh, she was just moving with you.

• 1:27:02Peyton Hardin?

  I go, oh, I appreciate that so much. She goes, no, you don't get it. And I say, oh, okay. I'm thinking maybe she was in a dark time.

• 1:27:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:10Peyton Hardin?

  The laughs of the podcast made her better. She goes, I got my brother into speech therapy because of you.

• 1:27:20Peyton Hardin?

  And I say,

• 1:27:24Peyton Hardin?

  and I go, what? And then the friends go, wait, your brother's in speech therapy? And I go, I don't feel like I need to be here anymore.

• 1:27:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna get out of here.

• 1:27:34Peyton Hardin?

  And she goes, and then she turns to her friends and goes, yes, he has a horrible lisp.

• 1:27:42Peyton Hardin?

  Wait the fuck a minute.

• 1:27:44Cameron Kennedy?

  He has a godforsaken mouth. You go, you should hear this. Try to speak. She starts roasting you. Oh, he's cursed from birth. Hey, this guy's got a crooked tongue. The whole mall's just like.

• 1:28:00Peyton Hardin?

  And so she, yeah, Julie, I was like, oh, okay. I kid you not. She goes, look, say chicken.

• 1:28:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh my God, she made you a party trick. Oh my God. She goes, go do it. Do the roar. Say chicken.

• 1:28:16Peyton Hardin?

  And I go, I go, I don't want to like, I'm embarrassed. She goes, no, it's okay. My brother has it too. I go, I get it. I don't know you. Or your friends.

• 1:28:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Or your brother.

• 1:28:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know any of you guys.

• 1:28:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and it's good. And there's a.

• 1:28:37Peyton Hardin?

  And it's getting to that point. Like I had a dentist, and she's definitely watching this, a dentist, offer me six months of free cleanings because she goes, I know your mouth's nasty.

• 1:28:49Peyton Hardin?

  She's right by the studio too. And she go, literally in a club, see, I was there in the club. I was like, I was like, oh, I was trying to make jokes, but she was, hey, I, I own a dentist thing out here. She goes, I can give you six months of free cleaning because I hear on the podcast about your mouth. And I was like, oh, I was like, now I'm so.

• 1:29:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You say, you go, oh, man, fuck.

• 1:29:12Peyton Hardin?

  I do when I guess, like, oh, no, yeah. I was like, I'm self-conscious about it. She goes, it can't be that bad. And I go, yeah, it is. She goes, smile for me. Smile.

• 1:29:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You go.

• 1:29:22Peyton Hardin?

  Smile. I'm in a. Club. I'm going like this. She goes, oh.

• 1:29:33Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, oh, my God, get in my car. We need to save that.

• 1:29:35Peyton Hardin?

  She's pouring my lips out. She.

• 1:29:37Cameron Kennedy?

  She's like, you're sitting there.

• 1:29:39Peyton Hardin?

  Hi, yeah. She goes, head up, head up.

• 1:29:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, she goes.

• 1:29:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you're working with a couple of diseases.

• 1:29:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:29:46Peyton Hardin?

  That's, that's bad.

• 1:29:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:47Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. I honestly, if we're being, if we're being partial.

• 1:29:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know what's worse.

• 1:29:54Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:29:54Cameron Kennedy?

  A full oral examination side of a nightclub? Or a, or a woman that subjected her brother to therapy and made you a party trick in the middle of a shopping mall?

• 1:30:02Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, I don't finger my mouth.

• 1:30:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm going club, bro. Your digits, I know you've scratched your ass. You're in this club, you're in those leather pants.

• 1:30:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:10Cameron Kennedy?

  He's playing a nice little tune, I know you itched.

• 1:30:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I know you itched your ass and you're drinking a mojito. I don't, I don't want any of that in my mouth.

• 1:30:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:30:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my, oh my god, could you imagine if that was CJ?

• 1:30:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, CJ would pass out. CJ would literally fall. But I have some club stories about CJ, but we're gonna have to head over to Patreon to do that. But before we get out of here, I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, pay in a camp. Pop culture, pay in a camp. Boo! Also, Dr. P is coming to Patreon. We'll do a sneak peek of that the week after it's on Patreon here, if that makes sense. But, my pop culture, a lot of people in the comments are talking about it. A lot of people are talking about it. They love it.

• 1:30:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Talk to me.

• 1:30:57Peyton Hardin?

  WWE.

• 1:30:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm already knowing.

• 1:30:58Peyton Hardin?

  I know, for all the people that don't like WWE. Also, I've got a lot of tweets, @dps8, @yskpod, saying, "Hey, I'm watching this Monday Night Raw because y'all talked about it on the podcast. I've never watched wrestling. This shit is good, so you're welcome." Right?

• 1:31:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Look at you, just spreading the word.

• 1:31:12Peyton Hardin?

  Spreading the word. Also, I'll talk about this on Patreon. We have so, a higher up, and how you know they're higher up, but they have, they have access to WWE. I got a text the other day. "Any WWE event you want to go to, just give me three days in advance. Tickets."

• 1:31:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh man!

• 1:31:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, and also-

• 1:31:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I called next one in Dallas, you already got to go.

• 1:31:33Peyton Hardin?

  Also, oh yeah, they, they already said for that one. Um, also, they might hook up WrestleMania.

• 1:31:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh!

• 1:31:39Peyton Hardin?

  Even though, even though I think I'm already going, I think I'm already going because of Miles, but if not-

• 1:31:46Peyton Hardin?

  And then they said, I don't think, I don't think they know that we're

• 1:31:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, just give me a contract.

• 1:31:51Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think they know we're not that big, but they're like, yeah, actually for WrestleMania, I'll get you in, eh, in touch with the, uh, talent relations. So you could be like on the screen when they do like the celebrity shout outs. I was like, I'm like, you're gonna put it to Shaq and then me like it's

• 1:32:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Low key though, there'd be a decent little pop. I believe in us, I believe, I believe in the crowd. I believe in the crowd. WWE crowd and YSK fam is like intertwined.

• 1:32:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, when we went to Raw, a lot of people knew the podcast.

• 1:32:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 1:32:18Peyton Hardin?

  A lot of people, somebody sang pop culture with me in the crowd on a video. It was on there, yeah, it was sick. Anyway, last Monday, it was the first Monday night Raw since John Cena's heel turned.

• 1:32:31Cameron Kennedy?

  John Cena.

• 1:32:32Peyton Hardin?

  John Cena, John Cena's heel turned. Did you see it?

• 1:32:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I saw him talking, "You get nothing new."

• 1:32:38Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 1:32:38Cameron Kennedy?

  "You don't get a new look because I dress like this and you idiots follow and dress like me."

• 1:32:42Peyton Hardin?

  I think that John Cena is known for cutting legendary promos. He has probably one, like the best highlight reel of promos outside of The Rock and

• 1:32:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Define promos for some that might not be

• 1:32:54Peyton Hardin?

  Promos you don't know when they go out in the ring and they ju, they're talking to camera, talking to crowd.

• 1:32:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:59Peyton Hardin?

  So it's one of those.

• 1:33:00Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like they're building the story.

• 1:33:01Peyton Hardin?

  Building the storyline, right? John Cena comes out and it was in, um, where was it? Belgium? Not Belgium.

• 1:33:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Belgium.

• 1:33:09Peyton Hardin?

  Brussels, it was in Brussels.

• 1:33:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Which I think is in Belgium.

• 1:33:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, who cares?

• 1:33:13Cameron Kennedy?

  But yeah.

• 1:33:14Peyton Hardin?

  So they're in Brussels and if you know the overseas crowds are absolutely insane for WWE. Insane. So he was getting heat like crazy. Booze, uh, shut the F up chants, F you chants. Crazy. He didn't ta, start talking for like three minutes because the crowd would not stop. So he goes on this, on this promo and, and everybody was wondering how John Cena was gonna turn heel. Is he gonna change his attire? That was the whole conversation. Is he gonna change his gear? Is he gonna change his theme? What's he gonna do? Like, what's he gonna talk about? What's the angle?

• 1:33:54Peyton Hardin?

  Him and the writers of WWE, so smart, took all of that and made it more real. They were like, what's actually been going on with John Cena? Because for John Cena's whole career, it's either like, you love John Cena, like if you're a kid and like, that's like Superman, or you're like, dude, this guy's a clown, like, he's obviously the GOAT, but-

• 1:34:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Because he's polarizing.

• 1:34:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but like, he just gets hate because he's John Cena.

• 1:34:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 1:34:18Peyton Hardin?

  And he took it and was like, no, I'm not changing my gear like y'all want, I'm not changing the song. I'm not doing anything for y'all because for 25 years, all y'all did was hate on me. All y'all did was make me this poster child of WWE and then tear me down and expect me to come out every Monday, like I did for 25 years and every pay-per-view, and y'all still hated on me. And it was, I would venture to say, and in the comments, let me know what you think, was one of, if not the best promo I've ever watched live. It was insane. Then Cody comes out. "Adrenaline in my soul."

• 1:34:56Cameron Kennedy?

  "Oh my god, it's Cody Rhodes."

• 1:35:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, he comes out, huge pop, great, CJ hates the way Cody Rhodes walks, don't know why. He comes, he does walk like Pierce a little bit. He comes out, surprisingly, Cody cuts a good promo on John. He says, he's like, "Who are you? You're a whiny bitch," like all this, great. But the only thing I don't like is because Cody's known for not having good promos.

• 1:35:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I was about to say, you said surprisingly, so I'm assuming he's-

• 1:35:27Peyton Hardin?

  He's known for not having good promos, and John Cena's known for having great promos. And everybody knows if those two get in a promo battle on, in the same ring at the same time, Cena's gonna wash him, which will not be good for Cody being the champion of WWE.

• 1:35:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Was Cena in the ring at the time?

• 1:35:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, he's coming right in front of him. The only thing I don't like is they didn't have John Cena rebuttal. And they're

• 1:35:47Cameron Kennedy?

  They made him bite his tongue.

• 1:35:49Peyton Hardin?

  They're protecting Cody so the buildup can be, I understand it, but today, when y'all are watching this, this Monday, part two, they're going in the ring together again. Now, I don't know how they're gonna do it.

• 1:36:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Somebody's got a clock the other.

• 1:36:01Peyton Hardin?

  I think that's, I think that's what's gonna happen. I think that there's gonna be some kind of brawl in the ring. I think maybe The Rock, Travis Scott comes up, uh, or maybe we add a wrinkle to the storyline. I think, and, uh, my friend Santi said this, who's a huge WWE head, big on TikTok. He said, uh, with a group of Travis Scott, Dwyane Wade, Dwyane Wade, Dwayne The Rock Johnson and John Cena. I think, he said, I think there's room for one more.

• 1:36:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm.

• 1:36:29Peyton Hardin?

  I would not be mad if we add Rhea Ripley to that. Heal Rhea Ripley. She's a great heel. I think she'd be a great heel. I think she's, she's one of the, she's a Hall of Famer, diva. I think, and she's so over right now, too. The crowd loves her. I think it would be cool to have a, a, a girl in there.

• 1:36:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm.

• 1:36:51Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe.

• 1:36:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Is Liv Morgan on the side of good or evil?

• 1:36:55Peyton Hardin?

  She's a heel.

• 1:36:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:36:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Yeah. But she's got a lot going on her storyline and, uh, Rhea Ripley's just so polarite. Like she's, I think, and I just am in love with her. So I'd love to see it, but I don't know. I'm excited for this Monday. I'll be watching with you.

• 1:37:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a question for you real quick.

• 1:37:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:37:10Cameron Kennedy?

  On that. Has Money in the Bank already happened?

• 1:37:12Peyton Hardin?

  No. We got SummerSlam and Money in the Bank coming up.

• 1:37:15Cameron Kennedy?

  When does, how long between Money in the Bank and WrestleMania?

• 1:37:19Peyton Hardin?

  I think Money in the Bank's coming up.

• 1:37:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it is too.

• 1:37:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:37:21Cameron Kennedy?

  WrestleMania from Money in the Bank is how long?

• 1:37:23Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. Maybe like a month or so.

• 1:37:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I possibly call my end to the script now?

• 1:37:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. Can you Google that? When is Money in the Bank?

• 1:37:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Tell me how bad of a prediction this is.

• 1:37:34Peyton Hardin?

  WrestleMania is at the end of April. Okay, keep going.

• 1:37:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Tell me how bad this is. I just think it'd be cool and I obviously I don't know enough WrestleMania I would assume is the main event Cody Rhodes John Cena

• 1:37:46Peyton Hardin?

  It is the main event night two.

• 1:37:48Cameron Kennedy?

  They go out, they go crazy, hellacious battle, there's interferences, maybe someone pulls in, there's crowd pops, goes black, all sorts. John Cena wins, no one wants him to, he's heel, John Cena wins, cements his legacy, that's what the WWE does for him to make him unified GOAT. He has the most championships ever.

• 1:38:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:38:08Cameron Kennedy?

  But then immediately after.

• 1:38:10Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody catches.

• 1:38:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Somebody holding the torch of good comes and does something to him.

• 1:38:14Peyton Hardin?

  I think.

• 1:38:15Cameron Kennedy?

  My mind went money in the bank and then we have to see who wins that. But maybe there's, there's so much hype in the match and someone like a guest appearance or even two already happened, ref gets knocked out, I don't know if it's a regular match, whatever. But there's so much happening that you think they're just gonna end with Cena on top and then maybe he talks and he's heartfelt or something and then somebody slides out in the 11th hour. Bing bing restores good.

• 1:38:38Peyton Hardin?

  I love that. I love that. When is it? June 7th. Oh, so it's after.

• 1:38:43Cameron Kennedy?

  It's so. Is someone currently holding the money in the bank briefcase?

• 1:38:47Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think so. No, I'm confused. I don't know. All our WWE heads are gonna get on me for not knowing, but uh dude.

• 1:38:55Cameron Kennedy?

  That'd be lit.

• 1:38:56Peyton Hardin?

  It'd be lit.

• 1:38:57Cameron Kennedy?

  It's almost too predictable though, like that sequence.

• 1:39:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:39:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause it's like, oh, he wins now money in the bank, but that'd be lit.

• 1:39:04Peyton Hardin?

  Be so. Yeah, I'm excited. Um.

• 1:39:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, I can't wait to, dude, that's, that was honestly so much fun, like watching it last year. I wasn't with you, but.

• 1:39:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah. You were, you came over one of the nights.

• 1:39:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it was night one though.

• 1:39:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:39:16Cameron Kennedy?

  But like night two, watching it, like I only got to watch a little bit and then just rewatching clips and stuff like, bro, it was, it was the shit.

• 1:39:23Peyton Hardin?

  It's so good. Well.

• 1:39:26Cameron Kennedy?

  It was the shit.

• 1:39:26Peyton Hardin?

  Let me know what y'all think about in the comments.

• 1:39:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, let us know. Tell me if I just pulled like a, a, a, a prophecy out of my ass.

• 1:39:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:39:35Cameron Kennedy?

  But that is too predictable.

• 1:39:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:39:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that's the only problem with my scheme.

• 1:39:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. I mean, it's not bad though. It's not bad.

• 1:39:40Cameron Kennedy?

  It's beautiful. It'd be a great story.

• 1:39:42Peyton Hardin?

  Does anybody have it right now?

• 1:39:45Peyton Hardin?

  Drew doesn't have the money in the bank right now.

• 1:39:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Drew McIntyre. What about Seth frickin' Rollins?

• 1:39:52Peyton Hardin?

  He's got his own thing with-

• 1:39:53Cameron Kennedy?

  He boots Cena in the chin. Wins it then.

• 1:39:56Peyton Hardin?

  Nah, he's got his own thing with, um-

• 1:39:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, what about a Triple H versus Dave Batista match?

• 1:40:02Peyton Hardin?

  No. Dave Batista is not in wrestler form anymore, what he said.

• 1:40:06Cameron Kennedy?

  He's not. You didn't hear what he said to Triple H?

• 1:40:08Peyton Hardin?

  And Triple H has a bad heart.

• 1:40:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's right.

• 1:40:11Peyton Hardin?

  He's on like a monitor all the time.

• 1:40:12Cameron Kennedy?

  He was giving him props. He said what he did to this company was so good. He's done everything in this company except beat me.

• 1:40:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was old.

• 1:40:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:40:20Peyton Hardin?

  That was super old, actually. That was like probably 2015.

• 1:40:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm really sorry. I go, "Oh my god, that's a decade old." What? That was- Pop culture, pay in the camp. Pop culture, pay in the camp. Bow! Get us out of here, Cam.

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• 1:41:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you, thank you, thank you so, so, so, so much for coming back to episode 157 of the You Should Know Podcast. We absolutely love you, per usual. And for all of our WWE fans and our girlies and our boilies out there-

• 1:41:20Peyton Hardin?

  Boilies?

• 1:41:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Let us know. Boilies, that's not, that's not as nice to hear. All of our WWE people, let us know in the comments what you predict, what you think's gonna happen at WrestleMania, what you think, what you like about the John Cena promo. Let us know, cuz when I tell ya I've literally walked into a room of Peyton scrolling through the comments, reading them- I have done that exact thing. So drop it in the comment. Make sure you leave a like, send this to your friends, to your haters, to your family, to your babies, everyone in between. Everything you need is in the description below you. We got the Patreon, Facebook, uh, P's Twitch. We got the Instagrams in there, everything. Twitter, it's all there. Just check the description. They're all linked. So don't worry about finding the right or real one.

• 1:41:59Peyton Hardin?

  Patreon's up right now.

• 1:42:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Patreon is up. Literally find a Koala Club member on Instagram, on, on Twitter, anywhere. They're all over the place.

• 1:42:07Peyton Hardin?

  Discord.

• 1:42:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, uh, is this really amazing? I guarantee they say yes. They are absolutely eating it up and Patreon is doing fantastic right now. The community is growing and they're loving everything we're giving to them and we're only scratching the surface. Only scratching the surface. 2025 just began. We cannot wait to deliver so much more. Be on the lookout for tour information and updates and as always, the Koala Club and Patreon members will always get all the information before anyone else does. So another reason to go check out the Patreon. But confuse the casuals, get your good karma. This week's secret code.

• 1:42:41Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, what's the secret code?

• 1:42:42Cameron Kennedy?

  D H M.

• 1:42:44Peyton Hardin?

  D H M.

• 1:42:45Cameron Kennedy?

  D H M.

• 1:42:47Peyton Hardin?

  Doohickey Motors.

• 1:42:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Something, I'll give you one hint, something that you were scary good at today.

• 1:42:53Peyton Hardin?

  Drunk history.

• 1:42:54Cameron Kennedy?

  History.

• 1:42:55Peyton Hardin?

  Man.

• 1:42:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Major. You have a, you have a, you have a major in drunk history.

• 1:42:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:43:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Drunk history major. Confuse the casuals, get your good karma. We absolutely love you. Cannot wait to see you back next week.

• 1:43:08Peyton Hardin?

  And I'll see you Wednesday on Patreon for the extended episode Friday for the uncensored, ad-free version of this. And remember, one out of 10 Koala Bears don't make it on to Christmas. We'll see you next time.

• 1:43:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, you just gotta talk to him with a beer and he'll understand it all.

• 1:43:23Peyton Hardin?

  I can't hear you. What did you say?

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