Ralph Barbosa and the Knuckleheads

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• 1:55Speaker 02

  You know how to mechanic, bro?

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  A little bit now.

• 1:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude?

• 1:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:59Speaker 02

  Learning.

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  Ah, your lips are getting fresh, huh?

• 2:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're so nice.

• 2:03Speaker 02

  I forgot about that.

• 2:04Bobby Lee?

  You wouldn't forget about what?

• 2:05Speaker 02

  How fresh they're getting.

• 2:06Bobby Lee?

  The whole lip thing.

• 2:08Speaker 02

  Oh, last time.

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. The last, oh, yeah. That, that'll make you mad?

• 2:10Speaker 02

  No.

• 2:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:12Speaker 02

  But.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  It's a little weird.

• 2:13Speaker 02

  It's making me realize I forgot my chapstick.

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah? Yeah. Where is it?

• 2:17Speaker 02

  I don't know. Probably at the hotel.

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 2:19Speaker 02

  I have a lot of them in my backpack. I have like five.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:22Speaker 04

  You usually have an assistant for that, right? To make sure you have everything.

• 2:25Speaker 02

  What are you trying to do here?

• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  Ralph, thank you so much. His energy is different, huh? Because he's been here a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot.

• 2:35Speaker 02

  Who's this guy?

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  I know exactly, dude. And his energy, dude, is he's gone way too overboard with his confidence.

• 2:40Speaker 02

  He's a new guy?

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this new guy, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:42Speaker 02

  What's your name, bro?

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, bro.

• 2:44Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 2:44Speaker 04

  Jamie.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  Jamie?

• 2:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  What do you do exactly? Where do you find this guy?

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  What? You?

• 2:49Speaker 02

  Me?

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I went up through you, dude.

• 2:52Speaker 02

  Never.

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You've never seen him before?

• 2:53Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  Uh-uh.

• 2:54Speaker 02

  What's, what's your name?

• 2:55Speaker 04

  It's Jamie. What about J?

• 2:57Speaker 02

  Is it Jamie or is it Jaime?

• 2:58Speaker 04

  I used to go by Jaime, but I go by Jamie now.

• 3:01Speaker 02

  Why?

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  See?

• 3:02Speaker 04

  I like to

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 3:03Speaker 04

  Move away from that old Jaime to the new Jamie. Right, Bobby?

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  You know what? You know what? You know, you're right. You know, right, you're a new man. You're a phoenix. You're reborn.

• 3:14Speaker 02

  You're a man?

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  And now you're a Jamie. What?

• 3:15Speaker 02

  That's what you call yourself, a man?

• 3:16Speaker 04

  I'm a man.

• 3:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He's not a man yet.

• 3:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't say that.

• 3:20Speaker 02

  I feel like

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead, dude. Get into him.

• 3:22Speaker 02

  I feel like your name is Jaime.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 3:24Speaker 02

  And you got tired of people saying, how do you spell that? So you say Jamie.

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 3:30Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  What's that all about?

• 3:31Speaker 04

  It's easier. Saves you time.

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 3:33Speaker 02

  Where's your dad from, bro?

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 3:35Speaker 04

  Mexico.

• 3:36Speaker 02

  Mexico? He, uh, he moved here?

• 3:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's from America.

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, dude, what's going on with you, dude?

• 3:41Speaker 02

  I just, I just want to know.

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  What is going on?

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Calm, calm down, dude. Calm down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:46Speaker 02

  That's

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen you like that.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  Is your dad, uh, you're a junior?

• 3:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's Jaime Junior.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, your dad's, your dad's senior, huh?

• 3:53Speaker 02

  So your dad is Jaime.

• 3:54Bobby Lee?

  Jaime.

• 3:55Speaker 02

  And your dad goes by Jaime or he goes by Jamie?

• 3:56Speaker 04

  He goes by Jaime.

• 3:57Speaker 02

  He goes by Jaime.

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 3:58Speaker 02

  So your dad

• 3:59Speaker 04

  I'm different, okay?

• 4:00Speaker 02

  So your dad works his ass off.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  He works his ass off. Comes to this country, no?

• 4:03Speaker 02

  To come to this country.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 4:04Speaker 02

  How many, uh, siblings do you have?

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess. Fourteen.

• 4:08Speaker 02

  Fourteen siblings.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess fourteen, right?

• 4:11Speaker 02

  Your dad works his ass off.

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  Works his ass, has fourteen children.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  To provide.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  Provides all of them. You know how many friolos it is? That's gallons of frijoles, dude.

• 4:18Speaker 02

  We don't eat frijoles.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Or whatever you guys eat, you know what I mean?

• 4:21Speaker 02

  And.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  Corn tortee.

• 4:22Speaker 02

  And you credit him by changing your name to Jamie.

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude. What is going on here? What is the meaning of all this?

• 4:29Speaker 02

  Anyway, Bobby, how have you been?

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm good, dude. You know, but, um, Ralph? But, um, Barbosa?

• 4:35Speaker 02

  Barbosa, that is my name.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, um. Ralph Barbosa, give him a round of applause. He did a show with all my friends. You did a show, all my friends in Vancouver.

• 4:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  Santino?

• 4:46Speaker 02

  Not one of those people claimed you as a friend. I'll tell you right now.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Damn. Wait, wait, wait, excuse me? I didn't get, I didn't get that. None of those guys claimed that I'm their friend?

• 4:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, they didn't bring you up one time.

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  Dude, something's going on with you. You're going through a transformation too, huh?

• 5:00Speaker 02

  Am I?

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, see, you wouldn't even say that the last time. Am I? God, dude, fuck you, dude.

• 5:06Speaker 02

  People change.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you wouldn't even shit in my house, dude.

• 5:10Speaker 02

  Didn't shit in your house this time either. You didn't let me.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  I know. What happened? You went to Mendocino Farms?

• 5:18Speaker 02

  It's because I've been hanging out with this girl. She's real pretty and, uh, she was at my hotel. But I didn't want to shit in front of her because I don't have normal shits.

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what are they like?

• 5:27Speaker 02

  They're like, really, they're stinky, like, extra stinky, like, bad. Like, shit stinks, but this is, like, bad. Like, you have concern.

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I have pretty stinky shit too, dude.

• 5:37Speaker 02

  Ask Jaime.

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  I mean, we could have a competition one day.

• 5:39Speaker 02

  Ask Jamie, sorry.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Jamie, sorry. Jamie, is this poo's extra stinky?

• 5:43Speaker 02

  It's been a long time I haven't smelled his poop.

• 5:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 5:46Speaker 02

  It's been a long time.

• 5:46Speaker 00

  What kind you got?

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  What poop says about you?

• 5:49Speaker 02

  It just depends.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  Here we go, zoom in.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  Bro, that just depends on what day of the week it is.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 5:52Speaker 02

  I'll have all of those.

• 5:53Speaker 00

  You got lumpy?

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:54Speaker 02

  I've had lumpy, I've had liquidy.

• 5:56Speaker 00

  Separate hard lumps?

• 5:57Speaker 02

  I've had, like, stew, where it's like chunks of potatoes coming out with.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, that's like, uh, a number three, I call it.

• 6:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, number three.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was a number three.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, I've had number three.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's one and two combined.

• 6:07Speaker 02

  I had, by the way, I had a normal poop. You didn't have to give me that whole, like, oh, we don't have running water in my house. Yeah, okay.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we did. We had a plumber come over and that's a fact, right Alex? Thank you.

• 6:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  But the rabbit poos, I'm the master at that.

• 6:20Speaker 02

  The rabbit poos?

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you know why?

• 6:22Speaker 02

  Why?

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  My, my, um, you know those cigarette, cigarette cutters?

• 6:26Speaker 02

  The little?

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's a little cigarette cutter. That's one of my anus is.

• 6:28Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like a little cigarette cutter. Clip, clip, clip, clip, and they come out in little rabbit style, like that. That's what my butthole looks like.

• 6:36Speaker 02

  Do you have to like concentrate to make it do that?

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I have to fluctuate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't do fists like I'm transforming into a, putting my claws out like Wolverine.

• 6:45Speaker 02

  When I concentrate really hard, I, I do something with my hands, but like.

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  What do you do?

• 6:49Speaker 02

  You don't, you don't ever do that? Like, um.

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  So what is it?

• 6:52Speaker 02

  Alright, like it just depends what I'm doing though.

• 6:54Bobby Lee?

  Look at that, that's it.

• 6:55Speaker 02

  Those are your friends?

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:57Speaker 02

  I know them.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  So he did a show in Vancouver with Norman, Fahim Anwar, Soder, my best friend Andrew. How was that show?

• 7:06Speaker 02

  It was really good. They made me go up last and I know what they were doing, you know?

• 7:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that they told me?

• 7:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, they were like, hey, honor's yours. But I'm like, yeah, honor, yeah.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  That's the fuck position.

• 7:16Speaker 02

  But, you know, I'm the youngest guy there and I'm here to earn my stripes. So I didn't complain. I took it like a man. I said, I'll go on whenever.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, did you get darkness? Because I know it starts during the day.

• 7:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I went on, it was already dark.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, good, good, good, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  But I.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  You did good.

• 7:32Speaker 02

  I did.

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  You know, I was there Friday.

• 7:34Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  I did a show with Segura, same place.

• 7:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  Friday, and then Theo did Saturday and then you guys did Sunday. I was gonna stay, but I was like, I don't wanna be here.

• 7:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  You think I should say, you think I'll be in my hands?

• 7:44Speaker 02

  You'll see them again.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  Who's that?

• 7:46Speaker 02

  I don't know. Did somebody just throw something at your window?

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  What did they say? What's that?

• 7:52Speaker 02

  The water.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell them that we already did it. Alright.

• 7:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, tell them I already took a dump.

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  You already took a dump.

• 8:00Speaker 02

  No thanks to them.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Um, but you know, here's the thing about that photo dude. It's the ri, it's the rise. You've risen.

• 8:07Speaker 02

  You think so? I think that photo's all about Fahim. This looks like, like the ending of a movie and like it all worked out for Fahim, you know?

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what it looks like, yeah. But what a great lineup, so you had fun there, and also, I was telling Jaime, I pitched a movie yesterday to a pretty big company, and they really liked it, and then there was a character, Benny, that's in the movie, that is a Hispanic guy.

• 8:32Speaker 02

  Benny's a good name.

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, thank you, and as soon as we're done pitching, all the executives from there, and they go, "We'd like to see Ralph Barbosa as Benny."

• 8:41Speaker 02

  What?

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I go, "I go, "Why?"

• 8:46Speaker 02

  Why'd you ask "Why?"

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  Because I was confused by it.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  Just say, "Oh, okay."

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I was like, "Why?", and then they're like, "We really like him, and then also, we know that Netflix really will do, they'll do anything with him," and, you know what I mean, and...

• 8:58Speaker 02

  I didn't even know that.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm telling you, and so I'm like, in my mind, after yesterday, I was just like, "Oh, Barbosa's on another level, he's like climbing." He's climbing hard.

• 9:06Speaker 02

  I'll tell you what happened, is they said, "We want Barbosa," and you're like, "You sure you don't want stupid Jaime? I love Jaime."

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see what this is about! You think you're not gonna come out here every week to do my podcast?

• 9:19Speaker 02

  Here's my problem, here's my problem, Bobby Lee. It's just, I don't like how confident he's been getting.

• 9:25Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying, that's why, "Oh, I wanted you to come back and school him," so what are some of the things? First of all, he brags that he's getting all this pussy, is that true?

• 9:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know what he's talking about exactly.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  Mechanic, do you think? Is that true?

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 9:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, he has a girl that he's been talking to, and I will say this, and I'm not exaggerating, I am not exaggerating.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  I love it, please, tell me it all.

• 9:50Speaker 02

  The girl he's talking to right now.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  Yes, let me just get, I'm focused.

• 9:52Speaker 02

  I won't say her name on here, because, I'll say V.

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 9:56Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 9:57Speaker 02

  V is the most respectable woman he has ever dated.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  In what way, in what way, she believes in God?

• 10:06Speaker 02

  Um, I don't know about that.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let me guess, you know what I mean, she's clean?

• 10:10Speaker 02

  She seems clean.

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, she have a job?

• 10:13Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  What kind of job?

• 10:14Speaker 02

  She's actually a photographer, so she...

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, in the arts!

• 10:17Speaker 02

  In the arts.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  She's in the arts.

• 10:19Speaker 02

  Cut this out.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  No, we're not cutting this out.

• 10:20Speaker 02

  Why are we cutting it out, bro? She's a photographer, and here's what's a cool thing, is a little bit before they started talking, like a week or two before...

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  She was going for you?

• 10:26Speaker 02

  No, no, no, I remember I saw...

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  That's what I thought. I thought, that's probably the case.

• 10:31Speaker 04

  That's where it was going.

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  He's like, oh, this door's closed. I might like go, I'll just go with the psychic.

• 10:36Speaker 02

  And it was like, hey, Ralph's busy, but uh, no. She, I remember her posting that her whole month was booked out. So she hustles. She's on it. She's hardworking. And she has a job. And I'm pretty sure she showers.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 10:50Speaker 02

  More than I can say for a lot of the women in Hyman's past.

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 10:54Speaker 02

  That's more than I can say.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  Here's an important question. Can she be around you guys socially like you're not embarrassed?

• 11:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 11:03Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  That's a big deal.

• 11:04Speaker 02

  I've never hung out with her, so I, I mean, I could be wrong.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  I think you're wrong, maybe.

• 11:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I'm not gonna name any names. I'm not gonna.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  The photographer, Dallas, that's all we need to know.

• 11:13Speaker 02

  Well, one time we hung out with another chick and I remember Ted and Hyman like, dude, you gotta dump this chick.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  Pronto.

• 11:19Speaker 02

  Pronto.

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 11:20Speaker 02

  She was horrible.

• 11:22Speaker 04

  Look, Bobby. Chumont.

• 11:24Speaker 02

  Changus?

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she was like surfing?

• 11:27Speaker 02

  She was surfing a lot.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Surfing so much, dude.

• 11:30Speaker 02

  We don't even have.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  She was, what is this?

• 11:33Speaker 04

  Alcoholic.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  A bib? Like a baby bottle?

• 11:35Speaker 02

  She was eating a lot of bananas.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she was eating bananas.

• 11:39Speaker 02

  If you know what I mean.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I see. Yellow dick. Asians.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  She was fucking a lot of Asian dicks. Now, listen to me, okay?

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  If that last girl that you were talking about was hanging out with you guys socially, you'd be like, get her out of here?

• 11:55Speaker 02

  Hmm?

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, wait, hold on. Sometimes, you know, when Asians and Mexicans get together.

• 12:02Speaker 04

  Language barrier.

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  There's a language barrier. Even in English.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  I just kinda zoned out for a bit.

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  I know. Why? Where'd you go? I saw that. You went, you.

• 12:08Speaker 02

  I was just remembering that that night.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, there we go.

• 12:11Speaker 02

  That we hung out with horrible girl. There's another girl that I was supposed to hang out with. And the bar she told me to meet her at, first of all, she was supposed to go to uh, a certain sporting event with me and, and.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  Why can't you tell me the sporting event? Because.

• 12:25Speaker 02

  Because then the, the one we're talking shit about might know.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  She already, she already knows though. She already. You know, can I guess it? Dallas Cowboys?

• 12:35Speaker 02

  No.

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, okay, that's all I know.

• 12:37Speaker 02

  I'm not like.

• 12:39Speaker 02

  No, no, okay, so. That night, I'm supposed to take this girl with me to a sporting event. But, I'm like, no, I'm not gonna go to the sporting event. After all, we're having some family stuff going on. Somebody's in the hospital.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 12:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, I left. I'm like, I can still catch the game. Fuck the, fuck.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. When you knew that they were gonna die?

• 12:59Speaker 02

  Ah, I was like, they'll be fine. Statistically, I do, I'm good with numbers. I'm like, the odds of them dying, low.

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, low.

• 13:07Speaker 02

  I'm gone, I go to the game, uh, so I tell the, the girl that, that I had canceled on, like, I'm at the game. I'm sorry I came without you, um, what do, you know, you wanna come? We meet up afterward? She was gonna meet me up after at this bar, but after that game, the bar was closed. And then, I'd never, like, I saw messages later where she was like, where are you at? But I'm like, the bar is closed, like, I couldn't even.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  But there's other places you can meet her.

• 13:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just didn't know where she was at, and also, I was not in like, um, the most sober state of mind.

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  Were you attracted to her?

• 13:39Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm still very much attracted to her, but now, now I can't like, get the time of day from her.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, let me, let me get, let me, let me, let me get this straight. Ralph Barbosa, you, you did it again.

• 13:50Speaker 02

  What did I do, Bobby Lee?

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  That you went somewhere else.

• 13:53Speaker 02

  No, no, no, I'm listening, but if I listen, I, I can't, I have to not look at you to listen.

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  Can I just say something about you, man? You never look at me, dude.

• 14:00Speaker 02

  It's hard to look at people in, in general.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 14:03Speaker 02

  Why do I gotta look, how long do you want me to look at you for?

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  A- after I'm done talking. After I get all my information off, then you can drift.

• 14:10Speaker 02

  I can listen right here.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you can't? Oh, you're gonna just listen in that state? Alright, yeah.

• 14:18Speaker 02

  He does that.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  He does that too, where he just, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  I don't like that. I don't like that.

• 14:24Speaker 02

  Neither do, do our friends.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you don't even know what I'm saying, you're already shaking your head and you're like, what, what are you doing, dude? Okay, go ahead.

• 14:32Speaker 02

  Alright, talk to me.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  You're a weird Mexican dude. I've never met anyone like you. Yeah, yeah.

• 14:41Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude. I don't even know what I was about to say. I literally don't even know what to say, but you got me in a fucking mind twist.

• 14:49Speaker 02

  You saying I should go after this girl. There's something there.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying is, is that, well, you mean to tell me, okay, you mean to tell me some girl in...

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  Forget it, dude. Don't even look at me then. You're gonna do that, alright?

• 15:01Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  You know what, dude? Two can play that game, dude. Alright?

• 15:05Speaker 02

  Okay. Is that what I look like?

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:08Speaker 02

  That's not what I look like.

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  And then when you look, you go...

• 15:13Speaker 02

  I don't do that.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:14Speaker 02

  You do that, I don't do that.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do.

• 15:16Speaker 02

  So you mean to tell me that...

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 15:19Speaker 02

  You mean to tell me... You sound more Asian now.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 15:22Speaker 02

  You mean to tell me, bro, that... You'd be like, "Why don't you look at me?"

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's your Asian.

• 15:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 15:29Speaker 02

  Make an honest woman out of my daughter. This is my Mexican. This is my Mexican.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  That's how you... What is going on here?

• 15:36Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Fucking say what I'm gonna say, you fucking cock. Okay?

• 15:40Speaker 02

  I'm ready.

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  God, you're a weirdo. So, uh... God, you look like a brown cricket right now.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  You're like a little brown cricket.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, um, you mean to tell me this girl, you know, is that special where the, like, you're a rising... I'm not kidding you. You're a rising star. It's like, "Give him another shot, lady." The bar was closed after the game.

• 16:09Speaker 02

  She texted me yesterday.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  And what'd she say, dude?

• 16:11Speaker 02

  Um, she wanted to come to my show.

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 16:14Speaker 02

  In Dallas.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? Where's your show at in Dallas?

• 16:18Speaker 02

  Around. You gonna go?

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, I, you know what? I would love to maybe go to Dallas and do one of your shows.

• 16:24Speaker 02

  Um, I started a podcast with my buddy Jaime. You might have heard of him.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. And you do it in Dallas.

• 16:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, you can come on. Would you wanna come on our podcast?

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I'm willing, this is what I'm willing to do, in January. Alright, I'm willing to fly to Dallas. Spend a couple of days, because I want to go to Baby Dolls.

• 16:43Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  You know that, right?

• 16:45Speaker 02

  Now I want to look at you.

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  Hang out with some of your friends, bro, and then, uh, was that racist?

• 16:50Speaker 02

  No.

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. And, um, I want to do a show with you.

• 16:54Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  Like, I'll do a guest star spot. What would you do at the Addison Improv or something?

• 16:58Speaker 02

  Wherever.

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  No, you could just go, whatever, you gotta advertise it.

• 17:02Speaker 02

  Well, I mean, we'll advertise it, but I'm down to do it wherever you want to do it at.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  Hey, but let's do it, let's do it, this'll be fun. This'll be fun. Let's do a Wednesday night.

• 17:11Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  At the Addison Improv.

• 17:13Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay? We do two shows.

• 17:16Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  Alright? It's you and I co-headlining.

• 17:18Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  Right? We get a couple of other guys on it. Well, I only want to do like 20 minutes.

• 17:22Speaker 02

  Okay, Fahim to headline it, you and me open for Fahim.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh wait, oh, that's great, that's great. We make Fahim close. Do you want to do that? I can make that happen.

• 17:32Speaker 02

  Fahim, um, you know, I think that, I think we owe him because, you know, on that show, they made him go first?

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 17:38Speaker 02

  And do less time?

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:39Speaker 02

  That was, I feel like-

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna call Fahim now, we're gonna propose it to him.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  But he has to close.

• 17:44Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 17:45Speaker 02

  He has to do an hour fifteen.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  That's a lot.

• 17:49Speaker 02

  You and me will do ten each.

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a lot, dude. Okay, here we go, Fahim and what, you know Fahim?

• 17:55Speaker 05

  No.

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 17:56Speaker 02

  Tell him an hour fifteen, that's insane.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes, in life, you want to rest your mind out. Helix sleep. Rest your mind out, guys. Let me say something, I have a couple of rooms in my house.

• 18:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:19Bobby Lee?

  Some say mansion.

• 18:19Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  And in my rooms, I have, um, only one mattress, which is helix sleep. Because if you're gonna spend the night in my house, I want you to have the best sleep imaginable.

• 18:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  Um, I love it. You love it, Jules?

• 18:35Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you loved, you loved the helix, right?

• 18:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:38Bobby Lee?

  And, um, it's like, uh, sleeping on a cloud, almost.

• 18:43Speaker 05

  When I, when I visit Tito Bobby's place to feed the cats and take care of the cats, I sleep in my bed before and it's always been so good. Because it's a helix mattress. 25% off site-wide.

• 18:58Speaker 00

  Plus, two free dream pillows with any mattress purchase. Free bedding bundle, two dream pillows, sheet set, and mattress protector with any lux or elite mattress order. Helixsleep.com/belly. Guys, that's helixsleep.com/belly.

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  I love MasterClass, I really do, because I've learned writing techniques through MasterClass. And I've also seen some acting MasterClasses and directing MasterClasses. And anything that in the field of entertainment, I've seen a MasterClass on. And I think that they're just so informative and they always have the top of the line teachers, you know? If it weren't people that were like, people that I trusted, but these are like the best people in their field. Like, look at Helen Mirion.

• 19:44Speaker 00

  Oh, my gosh.

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  She's the best. Really, check it out, MasterClass.

• 19:47Speaker 00

  With MasterClass, your loved ones can learn from the best to become their best. MasterClass is the only streaming platform where you can learn and grow over 200-plus of the world's best. That's why Wirecutter calls it "an invaluable gift," George. George, what are some of the classes that you were taking on or taking a look at on MasterClass?

• 20:04Speaker 06

  Well, I really love the Chris Voss negotiating one. But we've got a lot of ones in comedy and improv as well. Judd Apatow, former guest of Tiger Belly.

• 20:14Speaker 00

  Ooh, a little flex there.

• 20:15Speaker 06

  Teaches comedy. We've got Kevin Hart, teaching comedy, humor, make your, how to make your mark. Amy Poehler, David Sedaris, Steve Martin.

• 20:24Speaker 00

  And look, if you don't want to just do comedy and improv, you can also jump into their like food and beverage area. I actually was taking a look at some of the classes from Thomas Keller. He is the chef from the French Laundry, so now I can cut eggplant on a diagonal, George.

• 20:38Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 20:39Speaker 00

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• 21:00Speaker 01

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• 21:31Speaker 02

  You can hear it through the mic? Oh shit, you can hear it. You can hear it.

• 21:36Speaker 02

  Do you ever get those toy phones? They'd be like...

• 21:46Speaker 02

  You know what I'm talking about? They're like...

• 21:47Bobby Lee?

  I know that.

• 21:47Speaker 02

  You know what I'm talking about?

• 21:48Bobby Lee?

  What? What, man?

• 21:50Speaker 02

  Dude.

• 21:51Bobby Lee?

  I can do that on my phone?

• 21:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just, I don't know. Every time I think about phones and like hearing the phone.

• 21:56Speaker 04

  Your call has been refused.

• 21:57Speaker 02

  Oh, dude. I told you that list of people wasn't your friends.

• 22:01Bobby Lee?

  That is true, right?

• 22:02Speaker 02

  Call one more, random. Not Santino.

• 22:04Bobby Lee?

  Not Santino, alright.

• 22:05Speaker 02

  I wanna see if...

• 22:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this is a fun game. This is a fun game. Mark Norman. Mark Norman? Mark Norman. Okay, okay, Mark Norman. Alright, here we go, Mark Norman. Alright, here we go, here we go. I'm gonna call all of them. I'm calling all of them. No one picks up.

• 22:24Speaker 07

  Yeah, hello?

• 22:25Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Hi, Mark, Bobby Lee.

• 22:28Speaker 07

  Hey, Bobby, what's shaking?

• 22:29Speaker 02

  Mark, can you hear me? This is Ralph Barbosa.

• 22:33Speaker 07

  Hey, a Mexican and an Asian walking to a bar.

• 22:39Speaker 02

  Hey, is Bobby your friend? For real, be honest.

• 22:43Speaker 07

  I like Bobby. I mean, I wish we were closer, but he's a tough, tough Korean to get close to.

• 22:49Speaker 02

  That means he wants to be your friend, but you don't let him bother you.

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

  That's not true, Mark. I mean, I think at the end of the day, we would say that we were friends. I don't know what you're doing right now.

• 22:56Speaker 02

  Can you look at Bobby in the eyes?

• 22:59Speaker 07

  Well, there's so little I can...

• 23:03Bobby Lee?

  But you know, we were, we were, we were calling all the people that were on your Sunday show and then Ralph wanted to see who was my real friends and, and, uh, Fahim didn't pick up and then you picked up. So you know what, dude? You're, you're, you're, you're a winner to me.

• 23:15Speaker 07

  Hell yeah. Well, I thought you were gonna kill yourself.

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  All right. I love you. Have a good Saturday, Mark.

• 23:22Speaker 07

  Hey, I love you too. Both of you guys are great. Thanks.

• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  Bye bye.

• 23:25Speaker 02

  Bye, Mark.

• 23:28Bobby Lee?

  There we go. I win one. Let, no, let's go Dan Soder.

• 23:31Speaker 02

  Let's go, all right.

• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  He's not gonna pick up.

• 23:33Speaker 02

  Nah.

• 23:34Bobby Lee?

  But, what? Do they have to, do they have to say, "I'm Bobby's friend"?

• 23:37Speaker 02

  They have to admit that Bobby is their friend.

• 23:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay. That just, if this guy picks up, it's a fucking miracle and I win today, dude.

• 23:43Speaker 02

  Okay, but he has to admit that he would die for you.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  Uh, he, or ask him. Ask, ask him.

• 23:48Speaker 02

  All right. Let's see the answers. If he doesn't, let me just leave him a message.

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 23:57Bobby Lee?

  He never picks up, Bobby? Never has one time in his life. Oh my God.

• 24:04Speaker 02

  Hello? Hello, is this, uh, Dan Soder? Yeah, what's up, Barbo? So why you calling me from Bobby Lee's phone?

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, how the fuck did you know his fucking voice?

• 24:14Speaker 02

  Because we're friends.

• 24:16Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 24:17Speaker 02

  Um, would you say that you're Bobby's friend? Bobby Lee? I would hope. I've tried to be. Whoa. Why does everybody say this about you, Bobby?

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  What do you, you, you, you, you, you, I, what, you tried and I, I, yeah, but, but you, you didn't want me to, what are you talking about?

• 24:32Speaker 02

  We, um, I would say, I would say I consider myself your friend.

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  I consider yourself my friend too.

• 24:38Speaker 02

  Good, then there we go.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 24:40Speaker 02

  All right, we just had to, would you die for Bobby? Hell yeah. I love Bobby. Bobby's a sweet boy, dude. Dude, this is AI.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  This is AI, this is AI, Dan Soder, dude.

• 24:48Speaker 02

  Dude, we're, it's because we're calling everybody who was on that Canada show we did. All I'm saying is don't forget to get out and vote for him.

• 25:00Speaker 02

  Also, don't

• 25:00Bobby Lee?

  Don't forget to invest in cyber, Matt.

• 25:04Speaker 02

  Alright, man.

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I love you, Dan, dude. You picking up, dude, just made my day, and I bless your Saturday. God bless you. God bless you, Dan. God bless you, Ralph Farbo, so God bless everybody. God bless. Bye-bye.

• 25:15Speaker 02

  I bless America.

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  Now, what else? That's it, I win.

• 25:18Speaker 02

  How you been lately?

• 25:20Bobby Lee?

  What, you going from that to this? What the fuck? Why, because you lost that fucking thing?

• 25:24Speaker 02

  Dude, how?

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I have friends, bro.

• 25:26Speaker 02

  How long you gonna focus on that?

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  We just got, we just finished, dude.

• 25:29Speaker 02

  Not everything's about you.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, dude.

• 25:32Speaker 04

  He's been having a bad day, so.

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm not in a bad day.

• 25:37Speaker 04

  I mean, you have a bad mood.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't in a bad mood, when earlier? I had just woken up.

• 25:42Speaker 02

  Jaime thinks everybody's in a bad mood all the time.

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  I know, dude.

• 25:45Speaker 04

  So, I was trying to make him laugh, and he's like...

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:47Speaker 02

  Bro, it just wasn't funny, stuff you were saying.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But, but seriously, do you wanna do a show in Dallas on a Wednesday? I'm being real.

• 25:56Speaker 02

  I'm being, I'm being for real, I would love to.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  Cause I will get the ball rolling on it.

• 25:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, let's do it.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  And so, um, well, I'll call you and let you know what Wednesday is good for you. We should do an off night like that, alright?

• 26:06Speaker 02

  Could we do, like, the second half of January, late January?

• 26:10Speaker 04

  He's filming his next special, his second special, uh, in San Diego.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  What date?

• 26:16Speaker 02

  I'm filming January 18th.

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  So you would do it after that?

• 26:19Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, okay, fine. Hulu, right?

• 26:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, oh, wait, can I say that yet?

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  I think you can.

• 26:26Speaker 02

  So you got a proper press release?

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  No. No, but I know, because I am, I'm doing one for Hulu too.

• 26:30Speaker 02

  Okay, do you work, do you work directly with Hulu?

• 26:33Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 26:34Speaker 02

  Do you work directly with Hulu?

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  Wait, direct, yeah, I do directly, yeah.

• 26:37Speaker 02

  Do you?

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  You're like, in December, right, in December, are they, are they having?

• 26:40Speaker 02

  You walk into Hulu headquarters every morning, and with your couple, Joe, you're like, "Hey, Deborah."

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  How about this, December, are you going to New York for the stand-up release thing? I'll be there too.

• 26:50Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? So why can't we say that we're working for them?

• 26:52Speaker 02

  Okay, because you're not, like, part of Hulu corporate.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  You, either are you, Ralph!

• 26:57Speaker 02

  Okay, so I can't say it, so you can't either.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  Or then erase it.

• 27:02Speaker 02

  Well, that's up to your producers.

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, but how do you, but then how do you promote it, Ralph?

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you, dude, you're a strange man, man. Cause sometimes your logic doesn't make sense, but it does.

• 27:14Speaker 02

  Dude, look.

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, hey, mechanic.

• 27:16Speaker 02

  When it's time?

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  What's your name? I don't wanna call you that. Luis?

• 27:20Speaker 04

  Mechanic, hey, mechanic.

• 27:22Speaker 02

  Hey, car boy.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm, that was rude, oh, my bad, I just, Luis.

• 27:26Speaker 04

  Luis.

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  More Italian, yeah. So Luis. Forget it dude. Forget it Luis dude. So we're gonna do it Wednesday.

• 27:39Speaker 02

  Wednesday.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  The third week in January, you'll be back from San Diego.

• 27:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Right? And we're just gonna have maybe two shows or one?

• 27:46Speaker 02

  Two shows, I always do two shows.

• 27:48Bobby Lee?

  Always do shows on Wednesday.

• 27:49Speaker 02

  Why not?

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  And then the money will go to what? You wanna split the money or do you wanna like do it like give it?

• 27:55Speaker 02

  You gotta ask me that on the air.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  What's charity? Like a charity or something?

• 28:01Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh no, you know what we'll do? This is what we're gonna do, we're gonna take all the, I'm gonna make a deal with Addison. You gotta give us cash.

• 28:09Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then we go to a strip club and use all of it.

• 28:13Speaker 02

  All of it?

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  All of it, we're using, Luis you wanna lap dance? Yeah dude, you're gonna get your rubs nubbed man.

• 28:20Speaker 02

  Bro, let's do it, I'm sold down. This was a perfect opportunity to like.

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  You're getting your nubs rubbed, I mean, not. I said rubs nub?

• 28:26Speaker 02

  Screw it.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna get your rubs nubbed dude!

• 28:29Speaker 02

  You're gonna rub the nub.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:31Speaker 02

  Rub the nub?

• 28:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:32Speaker 02

  I'm down, let's do it.

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  So that's the, it's gonna be charity for the strippers.

• 28:36Speaker 02

  Okay, one show's pay on strippers, the other show to a real charity.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 28:41Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  What do you, what do you, what's dear to your heart?

• 28:45Speaker 02

  Nothing, I hate all diseases.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  I too, I too, I don't have a favorite one.

• 28:52Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  I don't have a favorite disease, I think if I were to think of a favorite disease.

• 28:55Speaker 02

  Tell us in the comments where to donate it to.

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I think, you know, um. I think liver failure is what, that's my favorite, I guess liver failure?

• 29:04Speaker 02

  No, that's just gonna help old bastards. Who didn't know how to put the bottle down.

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 29:10Speaker 02

  And liver failure for kids.

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe liver failure for kids, what about, what are the other diseases? These are all Dallas ones.

• 29:16Speaker 02

  These are diseases specifically in Dallas?

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  Or just? Charity? Oh, no, you know what, um, what's, what's a charity for people that have Harlequin itchiosis? I want to donate to that.

• 29:28Speaker 02

  What is that?

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't, you can't Google it, it'll fuck you up.

• 29:31Speaker 02

  Oh. Is it the holes one?

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  It's not the holes one. What about the holes one?

• 29:36Speaker 02

  The one where you, they have holes in their hands and feet?

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 29:39Speaker 02

  Don't show that.

• 29:39Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 29:40Speaker 02

  Don't show that.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  First of all, he brought that up last podcast.

• 29:43Speaker 02

  He did.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  You Mexicans are fucking obsessed with holes in the body.

• 29:45Speaker 02

  No, he brings it up all the time because he knows I'm afraid of it though.

• 29:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, everyone's afraid of holes in their body, dude, if that's not supposed to be there.

• 29:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  Are you afraid of these holes?

• 29:53Speaker 02

  But I can't look at it.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, me either. Google, uh, look up Harlequin itchiosis. Alright, we'll blur it out. We'll blur it out, but it's a, um, it's a skin disease where they're not, they. It's really sad. Yeah, yeah, they, they don't. It's sad. Yeah, just look, right, they don't have a layer of skin.

• 30:08Speaker 02

  I don't want to look back, I saw it.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so my point is, is that, why about that one?

• 30:13Speaker 02

  Well, how do, how do we cure it?

• 30:14Bobby Lee?

  We get, have prime skin, dude. It's so sad.

• 30:17Speaker 02

  Okay, we're donating to Harlequin itchiosis then?

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll donate to Harlequin itchiosis too, because we, it's, it's, it's a disease that people don't talk about a lot.

• 30:24Speaker 02

  If you think about it, both the shows are, in a way, they're both being donated to like, skin.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 30:32Speaker 02

  You know?

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:33Speaker 02

  It's just one skin you want to touch and one you want to help them.

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  That's interesting, well, it's one, they don't have skin.

• 30:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  There it is. First, that's who you guys are donating to. The foundation for itchiosis and, um, related skin types. Yeah, I think we should donate to that.

• 30:50Speaker 02

  Wait, why, why does he get sushi? You see what I'm saying? You spoiled him, bro.

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's never had it, we gotta. He's never had it before.

• 30:55Speaker 02

  We eat sushi all the time.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  You liar. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. You lied to him! Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Oy. Shut, shut, shut the fuck up. No, I'm, don't eat it yet, don't eat it yet. Put it down, put it down. Look at me and my little beady eyes, okay, Ralph? Alright, does he eat sushi at all in, in Texas?

• 31:14Speaker 02

  No, he doesn't.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 31:15Speaker 02

  I just wanted to settle him up.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 31:16Speaker 02

  Bro, he's taking advantage of you guys to give free shit.

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  So this is the first time you've eaten sushi or had, had, had a bite yet? I have never had a bite.

• 31:22Speaker 02

  You've never had a bite?

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm pretty sure you have. Put the whole thing in your mouth and eat it. Wait, Jules, is that, is that the raw one or the California roll?

• 31:28Speaker 02

  California roll.

• 31:29Bobby Lee?

  That's the taco, we'll start there first. Let's, yeah, let's start with California roll, go ahead. Well, soy sauce? Yeah, yeah. Eat the whole thing.

• 31:36Speaker 02

  One bite?

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:37Speaker 02

  The whole, yeah, yeah, there you go.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  Nah, bro, don't spit it out.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  Dude, it's so good, dude.

• 31:43Speaker 02

  Keep going, keep going.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:44Speaker 05

  He's swallowing it.

• 31:44Speaker 02

  It's an acquired taste.

• 31:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just chew it. No, don't put another, don't put a ginger strip in there.

• 31:50Speaker 02

  Eat the green stuff, it makes it taste better.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 31:53Speaker 04

  Whoa!

• 31:54Speaker 02

  Be careful. Trust me.

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:55Speaker 02

  Bro, just trust me.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you like it?

• 31:58Speaker 02

  Maybe he has to try a raw one, without the mayo. Sashimi, maybe.

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  Let's get a sashimi going.

• 32:02Speaker 02

  Give me a California roll.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, give him a California roll, dude.

• 32:05Speaker 02

  Jules, give him a sashimi, yeah.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:09Speaker 02

  You gotta try the sashimi.

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  Give me a, give me a-

• 32:10Speaker 02

  You gotta try that, you gotta try that.

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  Give me a California, I'm gonna eat one.

• 32:12Speaker 06

  He's very good with those chopsticks for never having sushi before.

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  Thanks, dude.

• 32:15Speaker 02

  You might like that, it's cooked eel.

• 32:17Speaker 04

  Bro, he doesn't even like ramen.

• 32:18Speaker 02

  Get him the eel.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's crazy.

• 32:20Speaker 02

  All he likes is hot pockets and chicken nuggets.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know what I would do is take some soy sauce and mix it with some wasabi. Just a little bit, I think it gives it a nice little tang.

• 32:30Speaker 02

  Try the eel.

• 32:30Speaker 04

  Try it, bro.

• 32:30Speaker 02

  Try the eel.

• 32:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:31Speaker 02

  You might like the eel.

• 32:33Speaker 04

  What's going on with your face? Are you allergic?

• 32:34Speaker 02

  I'm gonna let you do soy.

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that is so good, how do you not like that?

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  How do you not like that?

• 32:41Speaker 02

  It's classic, dude.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  It's so classic good.

• 32:44Speaker 05

  This one, this one.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 32:46Speaker 04

  That's raw.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, so-

• 32:47Speaker 05

  Just try it.

• 32:47Speaker 02

  Just try one.

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so you gotta dig it, yeah.

• 32:50Speaker 02

  Put some soy sauce?

• 32:51Speaker 05

  Don't eat-

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that's, that's plastic, dude.

• 32:54Speaker 04

  Why does it have plastic?

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  It's for decoration, dude. You need to dip, you need to dip it in some sauce, for sure.

• 32:59Speaker 06

  There's some soy sauce right up here in the middle.

• 33:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:01Speaker 02

  Also, put wasabi on there.

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you gotta put some wasabi in there, too.

• 33:05Speaker 02

  A tiny bit, bro.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  A tiny bit.

• 33:06Speaker 04

  Hey, look at this thing.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What does that mean?

• 33:09Speaker 02

  I am a robot.

• 33:13Speaker 05

  I have a question for you.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:15Speaker 05

  Have you ever shared a girl with Jaime?

• 33:17Speaker 02

  No, I don't know, I wouldn't even share my water bottle with Jaime.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 33:22Speaker 02

  No.

• 33:22Speaker 05

  I thought you were best friends.

• 33:24Speaker 02

  I shared, I shared my water with him, but not a girl.

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go, here we go, raw fish for the first time, and... Go.

• 33:30Speaker 04

  Eat the whole thing?

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:32Speaker 04

  No way.

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 33:33Speaker 05

  Do it, do it.

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  Eat the whole thing.

• 33:34Speaker 04

  One bite?

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, one bite, dude.

• 33:36Speaker 04

  Oh, fuck, no.

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, eat the whole thing, dude.

• 33:39Speaker 02

  Grow, you need to grow.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  You need to grow, dude, eat the whole thing.

• 33:42Speaker 02

  If you eat it, you're gay. Ah!

• 33:46Speaker 02

  She's not bad.

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  Not bad.

• 33:48Speaker 02

  Chew it.

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  Chew it, chew it, chew it.

• 33:51Speaker 02

  Chew.

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  Chew.

• 33:52Speaker 05

  Swallow it.

• 33:53Speaker 02

  No.

• 33:54Speaker 05

  Swallow it.

• 33:55Speaker 02

  Swallow it.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Or you're out, or you're not gonna do the show Wednesday.

• 33:58Speaker 02

  Swallow it.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna do the show. You're not gonna do our show in Dallas, I promise you not. Yeah, you're not gonna do, no, no.

• 34:05Speaker 02

  Use some water, use some water.

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  Just chew it.

• 34:07Speaker 02

  Use some water.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't even enjoy.

• 34:13Speaker 05

  Swallow.

• 34:14Speaker 02

  Enjoy.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  Enjoy, enjoy it, enjoy it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:21Speaker 02

  It feels weird in my mouth.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's exactly.

• 34:24Speaker 02

  The way you just put it in my-

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:28Speaker 02

  It's not it. Now that you have eating the ceremonial sushi, I can tell you the secrets of my planet. Sushi-tron.

• 34:37Speaker 02

  Ruled by the fish people.

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck, dude? That's insane. You know, swallow it, just swallow it.

• 34:44Speaker 02

  Whoa, swallow it.

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  Wow, dude.

• 34:46Speaker 02

  You swallow worse.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  If you spit it, if you spit it into the fucking water bottle, I'm done with you, dad. You're shitting on my fucking heritage.

• 34:55Speaker 02

  Can you, can you let me have one of those?

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:57Speaker 05

  This one?

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:58Speaker 02

  Uh, the one Jaime ate.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:59Speaker 02

  What is the other one? The eel, he'll like the eel, it's cooked.

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  No, he's not gonna like the eel.

• 35:02Speaker 02

  With the sauce?

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  If he doesn't like that-

• 35:04Speaker 02

  It has teriyaki sauce on it.

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:06Speaker 02

  I've actually never tried an eel one.

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:09Speaker 02

  Why, why do you ask me if I share the girl with Jaime? Do you think that that's the life we live?

• 35:13Speaker 05

  That's what he says.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he says, he says it all the time, that we share girls all the time.

• 35:18Speaker 02

  I wonder how I said that.

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  Every other episode, you're like, yeah, you tell a story, it's like, yeah, this girl Veronica or whatever, and I'm like-

• 35:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, we shared a girl over sushi. Made sushi off her body.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:29Speaker 02

  Never again.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  That's not true.

• 35:31Speaker 02

  Oh, not the girl, but the sushi.

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, that's not-

• 35:33Speaker 05

  But would you ever try?

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  That's absolutely, that's absolutely not true. We're gonna do it all the time. Because you need to train yourself. This is ridiculous. I've had enough. Right, Luis, right? You eat sushi, right, Luis?

• 35:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's right, bro. Luis, you want some of this sushi, bro?

• 35:48Speaker 02

  I'll give you that, I'll give you that, it's good. Okay, how about that one? Eat the one that Ralph's holding.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you gotta eat some eel.

• 35:52Speaker 02

  It's cooked. It's cooked. Trust me, it is good, bro.

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're gonna love it. Eat eel.

• 35:58Speaker 05

  Just get one.

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  Eat an eel.

• 36:00Speaker 02

  This soy sauce was open already. Who opened the soy sauce?

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  Whole thing, whole thing, dude.

• 36:04Speaker 02

  You gotta-

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  Whole thing, Jaime.

• 36:06Speaker 02

  You don't need a soy sauce. You have to tell people when you open soy sauce, bro, cuz look at my finger.

• 36:09Bobby Lee?

  What is this called?

• 36:10Speaker 02

  Eel.

• 36:10Bobby Lee?

  Eel.

• 36:11Speaker 02

  This is eel for my first time.

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:13Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 36:15Speaker 00

  Go.

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  Go.

• 36:16Speaker 00

  It's sweet.

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  The whole thing. Whole thing dude.

• 36:19Speaker 00

  Go.

• 36:19Speaker 02

  If I get sick from this.

• 36:21Bobby Lee?

  And what, what are you gonna do?

• 36:22Speaker 00

  Nothing.

• 36:22Speaker 02

  Everybody takes the risk, bro. Jules, I swear.

• 36:25Speaker 05

  Go.

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 36:29Speaker 02

  See?

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 36:29Speaker 02

  That was pretty good, right? It almost tastes like tuna.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, I know.

• 36:34Speaker 02

  I'm gonna gag on this.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 36:36Speaker 05

  What?

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  Come on. Come on dude.

• 36:38Speaker 02

  I saw you eat a spoonful of mayo once.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  No, no, don't, don't, don't, do not, do not, or you're not gonna do our show on Wednesday. You are out. Okay? Slow it down dude, enjoy.

• 36:49Speaker 00

  Just maybe think about why you like it.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:53Speaker 00

  Jules, you eat raw fish.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Think, you know what, think of, when you're chewing eel, think of Indian man's penis.

• 37:02Speaker 00

  Not the studio. Not the studio. Not my studio, brother.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And all, yeah, yeah, Indian, yeah, yeah, there we go. No, do not, yeah, yeah.

• 37:12Speaker 02

  Don't say that again.

• 37:15Speaker 02

  Dude, that's racist.

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  That's racist, dude. No, I was, no. No, I was testing to see if you were racist. And that's the test. And let me say something, you're a racist person. And I've had enough of it.

• 37:26Speaker 06

  And homophobic.

• 37:27Bobby Lee?

  And homophobic, dude.

• 37:28Speaker 02

  If we would've said penis, you would've been like, that's fine.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  That's fine. Indian man dude, eel, come on dude, it does not taste like that. And it doesn't even look like it tastes like that, okay? No, swallow. No, no, no, swallow! Swallow, swallow, swallow. Swallow.

• 37:47Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 37:48Speaker 02

  I'm gonna gag.

• 37:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, we got it.

• 37:50Speaker 05

  He's like crying.

• 37:56Speaker 02

  What is that? Did you wanna hit it?

• 38:01Speaker 02

  This is disgusting.

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  It's not.

• 38:03Speaker 02

  This one was.

• 38:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so they just proceeded to get worse?

• 38:07Speaker 00

  He liked the California roll, at least.

• 38:09Speaker 02

  The California roll is pretty good.

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:10Speaker 02

  Here, bro, you do California roll, finish up.

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, finish up with the California.

• 38:14Speaker 00

  It's just mayo.

• 38:14Speaker 02

  It's just mayo.

• 38:15Speaker 00

  How mad would you be about the roll right now?

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  It'd be fun for the, for the podcast, you know?

• 38:20Speaker 00

  Oh god.

• 38:21Speaker 02

  Do you sell parts of yourself for the podcast? Not like literally like, hey, here's a part of my soul if you want. If the devil wants to make it better, but do you feel like? That would piss you off in a normal setting if somebody threw up on your stuff, I imagine. But if it's for the podcast, like.

• 38:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, what you're basically saying is this, okay? Do you think that we're essentially ourselves when we do stand up comedy?

• 38:43Speaker 02

  Do I think I'm selling myself?

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  No, do you think we're ourselves? You think that it's an exaggerated version of ourselves?

• 38:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, food in your mouth?

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. We're perfor- no, Ralph.

• 38:51Speaker 02

  It's an exaggerated version of ourselves.

• 38:55Speaker 02

  I didn't, I didn't appreciate that at all.

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz you did that earlier, dude.

• 38:58Speaker 02

  I did not like that at all right there.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  Alright, that's in your face.

• 39:01Speaker 02

  I didn't do it like that.

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you did. Do it, do it to me then. Yeah, see? Less effort, less effort, right? Let's do it both at the same time, right? One, two, and not laugh. If you laugh.

• 39:14Speaker 00

  Jaime can't do the show Wednesday if you laugh.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  Do the show on Wednesday. If you laugh, right? Close your eyes for us. One, two, three.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm not doing this show.

• 39:29Speaker 02

  Why?

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  Cuz your eyes are so wide. Wow.

• 39:34Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible, dude.

• 39:36Speaker 02

  What are you saying though? I should go after that girl?

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can you, is she, let me ask you something. From one to 10, can you tell me how hot she is or? I know that's not everything, but you know.

• 39:46Speaker 02

  In my opinion, 10.

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, then you have to, then you have to. Yeah, you have to. And what does she do for a living? Can you say or no?

• 39:55Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  You don't even know?

• 39:57Speaker 02

  No, yeah, I do know. What am I gonna say?

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  Is she a fan of your comedy?

• 40:01Speaker 02

  That I don't know.

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm sure she is.

• 40:04Speaker 02

  Because she, um.

• 40:07Speaker 02

  I'm pretty sure she wasn't lying. I don't think she knew who I was when I first met her.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 40:12Speaker 02

  I met her at a restaurant.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's the best way to do it. I met a girl, you know, I don't remember if you remember, but I met a really nice-

• 40:18Speaker 02

  When did you meet a girl?

• 40:22Speaker 02

  What you talking about Willis?

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  I've done it in my life.

• 40:26Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 40:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:27Speaker 02

  Okay, so tell me about this girl you met.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm just saying, I met, I was in a tea shop in Spokane, Washington, and I met a beautiful-

• 40:34Speaker 02

  How long ago was this?

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  A year ago.

• 40:36Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  And I met a beautiful woman at a tea shop in Spokane, Washington.

• 40:40Speaker 02

  Did she drink tea as well?

• 40:45Speaker 04

  That's a good question.

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  It's, no, that's why, I'm not saying it was dumb.

• 40:47Speaker 02

  Cause they sell, they sell more stuff than tea at tea shops.

• 40:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:51Speaker 02

  Right?

• 40:51Speaker 04

  They have my ch-.

• 40:52Speaker 05

  They have coffee.

• 40:52Speaker 02

  They have coffees?

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:54Speaker 05

  Pastries.

• 40:54Speaker 02

  Sometimes coffee shops have-

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  May, may, may, may, may, may, may, may, may, may, may.

• 41:01Speaker 04

  Oh, you gotta try a donut, bro.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, can try a donut.

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't-

• 41:05Speaker 02

  I've been waiting-

• 41:06Bobby Lee?

  No, but, uh, uh, stop for a second, okay? Um, at this, stop. At this tea shop, they did not sell, serve coffee. It was organically tea. An organic, only tea.

• 41:17Speaker 04

  Only tea.

• 41:17Bobby Lee?

  Traditionally tea.

• 41:18Speaker 02

  I thought our tea is organic technically.

• 41:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I used the wrong word, I used the wrong word. That's why I corrected myself.

• 41:25Speaker 02

  Got you.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  I used the, yeah, got you.

• 41:29Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, have a donut. Have a donut.

• 41:31Speaker 02

  So you and this girl, you guys get it on or what?

• 41:39Bobby Lee?

  At one point, we did, yes, anyway, um-

• 41:40Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  At one point, yeah, my-

• 41:42Speaker 02

  She didn't know who you were?

• 41:43Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, she didn't know who I was.

• 41:44Speaker 02

  She never watched Mad TV or something?

• 41:47Bobby Lee?

  The way you said that, dude, was so condescending. Go fuck yourself, dude. It was almost like, oh, you're not S and, on SNL, is that what it is?

• 41:54Speaker 02

  No.

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  That's what that vibe was. Yeah, I couldn't get on SNL, dude.

• 41:56Speaker 02

  I know you've probably heard this a lot of times, but let's be real. SNL, you know, it gets up and down, and it's like funniness, there's like, they're peaking, they're peaking, and they're down. Mad TV is pretty funny, because they were a little more like, it's fucking down to earth, you know?

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  Goddamn. I love you, dude. Anyway, um, well, I, yeah, go ahead.

• 42:16Speaker 04

  What is he eating upside down?

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:18Speaker 02

  Cream.

• 42:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, good, huh?

• 42:20Speaker 02

  I don't want cream.

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  Eat it.

• 42:24Speaker 02

  It's whatever.

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it is whatever. Is it good, though?

• 42:26Speaker 02

  It's fine.

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's good.

• 42:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, what I'm saying is, is that it's good that she doesn't know who you are, this girl, right? Because that's, you know, I was just kind of related, I don't know why, but it's a long way around, but I was just kind of relating to like, yeah, it's cool.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  Just finish.

• 42:44Speaker 02

  I'm listening.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not, you're not. Just finish.

• 42:46Speaker 02

  I'm not listening.

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  No, you're struggling with cream.

• 42:48Speaker 02

  You said it's kind of like a long way.

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen anyone struggle with cream before.

• 42:50Speaker 02

  It's a long way to get around to this, but.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:53Speaker 02

  It's a perfect time to bring up the donut.

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:55Speaker 02

  Long way to go now.

• 42:56Bobby Lee?

  Luis, how long have you known Ralph? Come to the mic. Six months, maybe? Six? That's all? What? I think so. Yeah, yeah. When did I meet Ralph? Say here, Luis, Luis, say here. Hey, Bobby. It's me, your friend, Mr. Donut.

• 43:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, what is going on here, dude? He's a little drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just talking to his mic. Alright. That's it.

• 43:17Speaker 02

  Luis, you want the half of the donut, bro?

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Nah, I don't eat donuts. Go back, go back. Go back? Yeah, I mean, yeah, because it was, I was just, how long? It's six months and that's all I needed to know. Why this whole fucking thing, you know what I mean? Go back.

• 43:29Speaker 02

  Hey, the, the cream is not evenly distributed around the.

• 43:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, dude, let me see it, dude.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you if it's evenly distributed.

• 43:37Speaker 02

  It's not. I ripped it in half. How are you gonna tell me?

• 43:40Bobby Lee?

  Why did you have to touch all of it?

• 43:42Speaker 02

  To rip it in half.

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna eat part of it. I'll tell you if it's gonna.

• 43:45Speaker 02

  And then it has coconut in there.

• 43:47Bobby Lee?

  Is it this piece? Is this the one?

• 43:49Speaker 02

  No, that's not the one I was eating. That one has cream too, right?

• 43:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:52Speaker 02

  Why don't they just, you know, whatever happened to good old?

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  That donut's so good. I don't care what you say.

• 43:56Speaker 02

  Just put the bread, some icing on top, like, I don't need the cream in there. This is coconut, right? Oh, wow, I don't like coconut.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, take this away. I'm putting it over here.

• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  So you might, let's go back to the girl.

• 44:10Speaker 02

  You never have like chips and like lays and like.

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  Can you do me a favor? Take the sushi away. I can smell it. It's driving me crazy, dude. Yeah, yeah. Jules, take out the Pringles in there. Yeah, yeah.

• 44:22Bobby Lee?

  I mean, that doesn't count, though.

• 44:23Speaker 04

  It smells like penis.

• 44:24Bobby Lee?

  I guess it counts.

• 44:27Speaker 02

  People have been eating out of these?

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  Put that down, Ralph. What the fuck are you doing? Take him to dinner after this. So Ralph, what happened, bro?

• 44:36Bobby Lee?

  I was just trying to make a point that like.

• 44:38Speaker 02

  This is mine.

• 44:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man. Of course it is, man.

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• 45:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:24Speaker 02

  But you offered me food, you offer a drink, and I'm just making sure that it's mine. And you can't get mad where I'm like, yo, this is for me, right? When like you brought it, bro.

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 45:34Speaker 02

  It's like if a girl got mad that I brought up using a condom when we're at her place and the condom was there, like.

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  But I would make it, you know, if I, let me ask you a good stuff. If I, if I'm on somebody's podcast and there's a bottle of water right in front of me, I would just make the assumption that it would be mine.

• 45:50Speaker 02

  What if, okay, because there's one, there's a water right there. What if somebody, what if somebody had been sitting there? Because last time I was here.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no one's ever sat there.

• 45:58Speaker 02

  No, but this was not how it was set up last time I was here.

• 46:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but we, you know, you realize it's a different configuration, right? Then, you know, what's wrong? Are you being real?

• 46:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, yes, this is real, man.

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  What is going on?

• 46:14Speaker 02

  You're a baby, don't listen.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:16Speaker 02

  I've made him.

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  Honestly dude, drink some water, okay? And man up, and man up dude, alright? Be a man, don't go, "Oh, my baby hurts."

• 46:25Speaker 02

  Okay, you think I should go after this girl?

• 46:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you, we're back on track. Yeah, go back, yeah, I think this is the good, because if you meet a girl after a show and they're big Ralph Bobo's a fan, you don't know what her intentions are, right? But this is great, this is organic. It's the way, you know, so, and you said she's a ten. I have a good feeling about this, what do you guys think, guys?

• 46:44Speaker 02

  I don't care what you guys think.

• 46:48Speaker 02

  Hey, do you think you're ever gonna get married?

• 46:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's a very good question, I'd have to... To be honest with you? Probably not.

• 47:00Speaker 02

  Me neither, bro.

• 47:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too, bro. Because I'll tell you why. Because I think I'm... A Ronin.

• 47:08Speaker 02

  What is it, like a rogue? It's like, a Ronin is like a, what is it, like a banished Samurai?

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Dude, they're so good, you're smart.

• 47:15Speaker 02

  Who banished you?

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  Nobody, it was just a...

• 47:17Speaker 02

  Like, women banished you?

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 47:20Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. If a woman is, um...

• 47:26Bobby Lee?

  Let me finish. Let me think of it. If a woman's like a Jap- Japanese empire.

• 47:32Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  Right? Yeah, you're a big master, that's right. Yeah, forget it, anyway, yeah. Women did banish me.

• 47:38Speaker 02

  I think that I won't actually get married, but I'll settle down.

• 47:41Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I'm, dude, you're so good, we're all like on the same page. Settle down on a ranch, at a farm with animals.

• 47:48Speaker 02

  I have a pond at my house and, uh... The neighbor put fish in there.

• 47:54Bobby Lee?

  And you don't like it?

• 47:55Speaker 02

  We share the pond, nah, I've been catching them all. But I put them back.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  Koi fish?

• 48:00Speaker 05

  Is that where you catch your fishes? That's what I'm in.

• 48:03Speaker 02

  You saw the pictures? What did, what did I miss say, what?

• 48:06Speaker 05

  That you catch fish in your house.

• 48:08Speaker 02

  In my house? Outside my house. At my house.

• 48:12Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 48:13Speaker 02

  He talks in bait click form.

• 48:18Speaker 02

  I will say something that sounds like the most interesting version and it's technically true like the the information's in the sentence is just not correct. Yeah, we were at a club and and I'm with uh you know I'm with Bobby Lee and and they killed him. I'm like they killed Bobby. He's like no, some guy got killed.

• 48:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:37Speaker 02

  But yes.

• 48:38Bobby Lee?

  What's going on?

• 48:39Speaker 02

  When you come to do the shows, you come fish with me.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, probably not. Probably not gonna happen.

• 48:45Speaker 05

  You eat it?

• 48:46Speaker 02

  Nah, I don't trust that pond.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  But here's what I need. I want you to set up a a really nice Louis, you know, you guys know really nice his I want to eat a nice Texas Hispanic meal.

• 48:57Speaker 02

  Texas Hispanic meal? I don't even know what that is.

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  Or like the best Mexican restaurant.

• 49:02Speaker 02

  I don't even.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 49:04Speaker 02

  There's a few. I mean.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:05Speaker 02

  Well, I'll take you somewhere. I got you.

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  No, no. Where are we gonna take me?

• 49:08Speaker 02

  Terry's. Terry's?

• 49:10Speaker 00

  Barbecue.

• 49:11Speaker 02

  That's not Mexican food. He wants Mexican. You even listen to what he says?

• 49:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't listen to what I'm saying, dude. What is wrong? You both don't. How do you guys communicate over the years? Haven't you understood this how this relationship even developed?

• 49:25Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 49:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're like with the robot, I'm robot man. And then you do the fucking donut thing. You know what I mean? Yeah, don't do that again, dude. Right? And then you're just like, oh my.

• 49:33Speaker 05

  What are you trying to say?

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea what the fuck is going on. My point is is this. It's like.

• 49:37Speaker 02

  What are you communicating to?

• 49:39Bobby Lee?

  That's not his voice, dude.

• 49:40Speaker 02

  Human master.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  That's good. Anyway, um.

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

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• 50:19Speaker 00

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• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  How old were you when you met him? When I met him, you could get a gallon of milk for no more than a dime.

• 51:22Speaker 00

  What's happening?

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  What is happening here? Yeah, yeah. I remember during the First World War.

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  I was just a little girl. All the men went to war. And when they came back, I was more than a woman. Wow, because you had a factory job. Oh, I mean, they wanted me to work the factory.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  But my fingers, they couldn't take the stress. Luckily for me, my supervisor, she was a lesbian.

• 51:54Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't much of a lesbian myself, but I would admit she was an attractive woman. I didn't mind doing things for compensation. Wow, so we have two women here that were in World War II housewives and their husbands went to... We have another woman. I never said I had a husband. Yeah, yeah, I know. Anyway, but we have another woman here. I'd like to interview her too. This is a Ken Burns documentary. So during World War II, what did you do? I cooked and I cleaned and I washed.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  My friend Glenda. No, no, no, we already did Glenda's... I'm sorry, it's a documentary, so we already interviewed Glenda, right? So what is your name, ma'am? Glenda.

• 52:38Speaker 00

  You're Glenda and Glenda?

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  Wow, the odds. So tell us, during World War II, what factory did you have? We met at a name tag factory. A name tag factory? She accidentally got my name tag. Oh, I see. And so that... Wait, her name was something else, but then she got yours, so her name is Glenda too? Her name is Glenda. Glenda. But she took the Glenda one. Oh, and you took the Glenda one? Everybody at the factory for my first six...

• 53:06Speaker 00

  Six months was calling me Grenda.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh wow.

• 53:09Speaker 00

  To this day, I have friends that think my name is Grenda.

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we had your interview now, now we're gonna go back to, uh, Grenda, okay, so Grenda, what did you do at the factory?

• 53:17Speaker 00

  I made name tags and shoes, I made the two hands. My husband, Bob, he died in World War II.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm so sorry about that. What battle did he die in?

• 53:32Speaker 00

  The World War II.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  I know, what battle, what battle in World War II did he die in?

• 53:38Speaker 00

  The World War II.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  Normandy, was it Normandy, was it, you know?

• 53:41Speaker 00

  Hey Bobby, this is the producer, can you get the exact battle, please?

• 53:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I need to, I know.

• 53:43Speaker 00

  Please get the exact battle.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  John, John, I'm trying to get the.

• 53:46Speaker 00

  We're out of light.

• 53:47Bobby Lee?

  I understand that, that we're losing the light, but dude, I mean, this lady, I feel like she's even lying to me, that there's no husband named Bob. So anyway, what?

• 53:54Speaker 00

  I don't have much time left, sir.

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I'm sorry, uh, so what battle was it?

• 53:58Speaker 00

  Sir, it's been so long, my friend Glenda.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:02Speaker 00

  Slept with Bobby, bitch.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me, I, I, I think what she's trying to say is that Bob, her husband, slept with Glenda's, Glenda's husband, Bob, fucked Glenda.

• 54:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so Glenda, did you fuck her husband, Bob?

• 54:19Speaker 00

  We didn't call it fucking back then, you young people with your potty mouths.

• 54:25Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 54:25Speaker 00

  You young people and your nasty words, we didn't call it fucking.

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what did you call, what did you call it? What did you call it? Sexual intercourse?

• 54:34Speaker 00

  No.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  What? Bopping?

• 54:37Speaker 00

  We called it mixing punanes.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you guys mixed punanes?

• 54:42Speaker 00

  We mixed punanes.

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:43Speaker 00

  And he was a very good man and Glenda did it.

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  Glenda, you bitch, you did it.

• 54:48Speaker 00

  I'm telling you, bitch.

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't argue, don't argue. So do you know where Bob died? What, what, what, what, what battle did Bob die in?

• 54:55Speaker 00

  He died inside of me.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that battle.

• 54:59Speaker 00

  That battle.

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the, the battle of Punani, the battle of Punani. He died in the battle, well, that's, and so that, that's why you didn't know, you knew that Bob died when he was having, you know what I mean, bopping, or, I know, doing puna, what do you call it?

• 55:12Speaker 00

  Battle of Punani. Called it mixing.

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  Mixing punanis, and so you were ashamed, and you're angry still?

• 55:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, she, he loved him, the house, bitch. You didn't even know how to read.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  The date has been under your name the whole time. Okay, I'm so sorry. Anyway, that, I, I, you know what dude, I think we should go to, tomorrow we'll go to Houston.

• 55:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  We, that other old lady, I think this, we have to cut this.

• 55:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, this is not gonna work.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  It's not gonna work. Anyway, thank you so much Glenda and Grenda. Thank you. For, um, yeah, you're welcome. Bobby, they didn't even pay for the flight over here. I had to pay it out of my own pocket. Wait, wait, wait, excuse me lady. I was supposed to be on the Boeing seven forty seven and I was on the seven thirty seven. My knees can't handle this. Wow, wow. This is what you guys did as kids?

• 55:58Speaker 04

  Seriously, what?

• 56:00Speaker 02

  That's what we do as adults.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  You guys used to smoke weed, I can see these guys.

• 56:03Speaker 02

  This man didn't smoke weed too, he was an adult.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  Really? But how old was it when you guys met? Again?

• 56:09Speaker 02

  Ten. Probably like ten, eleven.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Ten or eleven?

• 56:12Speaker 02

  Ten.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's so cute. What was he like then? Have we talked about that already?

• 56:15Speaker 02

  Bro, he was just the same. He was weird, bro.

• 56:17Bobby Lee?

  Weird guy.

• 56:18Speaker 02

  Like, I would walk home from school and he, he wasn't in my class. We were in the same grade, but he'd walk, we lived on the same street, so he was walking the same direction.

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:26Speaker 02

  He would just talk to me, like if I already knew him. He was like, yeah, there's one kid today, he was being bad and the teacher told him stop talking, but he wouldn't stop talking, so they, they moved him out of the class and they thought it was me and I got in trouble. I'm like, who are you?

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow. And then that, you, you, eventually he kind of just, he just kind of gave in.

• 56:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, the next, the following year, he was in my, in my class.

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:46Speaker 02

  I was like, I'll, I'll see with this guy, I know him.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  He, he, he, there's no way he got good grades.

• 56:52Speaker 02

  Higher?

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:53Speaker 02

  For the level of classes he was in, they were good.

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  But what level was it?

• 56:58Speaker 02

  I don't wanna say.

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, go, go, go, okay.

• 57:00Speaker 02

  You want me to say it?

• 57:01Speaker 04

  What level you talking about?

• 57:03Speaker 02

  He used to like, him and all my friends, to be fair, I only hung out with people who did less, like, who didn't do as well as me academically.

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did good.

• 57:12Speaker 02

  I did, yeah, I did pretty good.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:13Speaker 02

  But I hung out with only, like, knuckleheads, I guess.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  Right. And you would say the high man is, I, yeah, I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:20Speaker 02

  But, um, yeah, so like all my friends were like, they had like special fucking privileges where, like, they'd hand out an assignment, high man, like, two other of my friends would raise their hand and they'd go to this thing called CMC where they like helped them.

• 57:37Speaker 04

  They gave us answers.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  They did?

• 57:39Speaker 02

  Bro, yeah.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 57:40Speaker 02

  I was just there, left to do it on my own.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. Now, when you started doing stand-up, he was like coming to your shows?

• 57:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, he'd wear his Metro PCS shirt as he worked there. He was so, he was way too proud of that job.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  But you know what's so sweet though?

• 57:55Speaker 05

  Have you guys ever fought? Have you guys ever fought?

• 57:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, one time, you remember the recorders? Did you have to have to learn to play?

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  I love recorders, yep.

• 58:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love it.

• 58:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, one time I broke one on his head.

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  You broke a recorder on his head?

• 58:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 58:07Speaker 02

  He was making me mad.

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 58:09Speaker 02

  He took my Legos. I broke the Lego, I didn't take them.

• 58:12Speaker 04

  He wanted them, but they were my school project.

• 58:14Speaker 02

  I didn't say I wanted them, I just was mad that, bro, he made the whole bridge to Terabitia and I was kinda jealous.

• 58:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:20Speaker 02

  So I was trying to like destroy it, just to like mess with him, he got mad, so we started fighting.

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  And you broke a fucking recorder on his head? Wow.

• 58:28Speaker 02

  And I just kept walking.

• 58:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, would you, but let's, let's get real here. Do you love him?

• 58:34Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no, fuck you do.

• 58:36Speaker 04

  Let's get real.

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  Stop, stop, Jaime, look at me right now. You know, yeah, there we go, that's what I want.

• 58:43Speaker 02

  Did you ever watch SpongeBob when he's like?

• 58:45Speaker 04

  No, I don't.

• 58:45Speaker 02

  You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward?

• 58:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  Do you love Jaime?

• 58:50Speaker 02

  He's alright.

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  No, do you love Jaime?

• 58:53Speaker 02

  He's alright.

• 58:57Bobby Lee?

  If Jaime died, would you cry?

• 59:01Speaker 02

  He's alright.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 59:04Speaker 02

  He's alright.

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  I can't believe it. I, I, I can't believe it. With the history, there's no way. Let me ask you, Jaime. Do you love Ralph Boboza?

• 59:13Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  Deeply? Yeah, yeah, yeah, real deeply?

• 59:17Speaker 02

  He's alright.

• 59:18Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 59:19Speaker 04

  Oh my god, so, we're getting started.

• 59:20Speaker 02

  I love this man.

• 59:21Bobby Lee?

  I know you do.

• 59:22Speaker 02

  I love this man.

• 59:23Bobby Lee?

  I know you do.

• 59:23Speaker 04

  But he has diabetes, so.

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  You have diabetes?

• 59:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:28Bobby Lee?

  What part, what type, type? What part and type?

• 59:31Speaker 02

  The first type.

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh yeah, what part of your body? The whole thing?

• 59:34Speaker 02

  I guess.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 59:36Speaker 02

  I don't think that, I don't think that you could get it in only parts.

• 59:40Bobby Lee?

  I don't know much about it.

• 59:41Speaker 02

  So don't ask like if you know?

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  You don't, fuck, go.

• 59:45Speaker 02

  We don't like it.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  You know, sometimes, I, we Hispanics?

• 59:48Speaker 02

  Diabetics.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, my bad.

• 59:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  What type, type two?

• 59:52Speaker 02

  One.

• 59:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I'm sorry.

• 59:55Speaker 02

  You had any diseases?

• 59:57Speaker 05

  You're diabetic too.

• 59:59Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not. I'm pre-diabetic. I'm not fully diabetic.

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  When's the last time you got checked? He's probably full by now.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  No, no, three weeks ago. I'm not, I'm pre.

• 1:00:07Speaker 02

  He's full.

• 1:00:08Bobby Lee?

  No, he's a pro, I'm not fucking full, bro. I'm an alcoholic, that's a disease.

• 1:00:13Speaker 02

  Eh, maybe in LA.

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  No, it's, the medical, um, community calls it a disease.

• 1:00:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, what medical committee?

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  All of it.

• 1:00:24Speaker 02

  How many people are in the medical divi- the, what is it called?

• 1:00:27Speaker 04

  Committee.

• 1:00:28Speaker 02

  Dividi?

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:28Speaker 02

  Committee?

• 1:00:29Speaker 04

  Committee.

• 1:00:29Speaker 02

  How many people are in this committee? I've never even heard of a medical committee. What do they even do? They just sit around like, you know what?

• 1:00:35Bobby Lee?

  They have charts.

• 1:00:36Speaker 02

  This is a disease, this is an illness, this is a syndrome.

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:40Speaker 02

  And this is just you being a little biatch.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think that's what alcoholism is, a biatch?

• 1:00:45Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:00:45Bobby Lee?

  Disease?

• 1:00:45Speaker 02

  I'm just, but there is things that fall under that category and they have to like, come on, that's not.

• 1:00:49Bobby Lee?

  I know you wax your eyebrows.

• 1:00:50Speaker 02

  I don't.

• 1:00:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's, one hundred percent. Hispanic, no, Hispanics aren't, no, Hispanics aren't supposed to have thin ones like that, dude.

• 1:00:56Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't wax them, my little sister plucks them.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:00:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  But there's something, something's happening.

• 1:01:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 1:01:02Speaker 02

  But that what you said?

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're getting so confrontational, I gotta tell you another thing, dude. You fucking trim your nose hairs.

• 1:01:08Speaker 02

  I don't, I actually never have them.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  You don't have any nose hairs?

• 1:01:10Speaker 02

  I don't.

• 1:01:11Bobby Lee?

  That's almost impossible.

• 1:01:12Speaker 02

  I don't know if I, I'm pretty sure I have them, but I've never trimmed them.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  You've snored them into your face?

• 1:01:16Speaker 02

  I just go. A lot.

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay. What's so funny?

• 1:01:20Speaker 02

  Cheeky.

• 1:01:21Speaker 04

  Just everything.

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  God, you're so cute.

• 1:01:25Speaker 02

  Why are you judging us right now? You're judging everybody at this table, right?

• 1:01:28Speaker 05

  I'm not.

• 1:01:29Speaker 00

  What are your thoughts on this relationship, Jules?

• 1:01:31Speaker 05

  Them? I think they're like, real friends.

• 1:01:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:35Speaker 05

  But I'm just, you don't wanna share girls, that's like a nice thing.

• 1:01:40Speaker 02

  That's what? You're from here, from LA? Why do you think?

• 1:01:44Speaker 05

  I'm from the Philippines.

• 1:01:45Speaker 02

  You're from the Philippines? Do you, you guys share boys a lot?

• 1:01:49Speaker 05

  Um, I've never tried, but I've heard some.

• 1:01:51Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 1:01:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:52Speaker 02

  You'd be okay with two guys sharing you?

• 1:01:55Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  Alright then. Alright then.

• 1:01:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  In your face.

• 1:02:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:01Speaker 02

  I just owned everybody at this table during this podcast.

• 1:02:03Bobby Lee?

  I know you did.

• 1:02:04Speaker 02

  This has been the Ralph Barbosa Podcast. Follow me at RalphBarbosa03.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  We're not done yet, dude. There's a lot of things we have to get to the bottom of.

• 1:02:10Speaker 02

  Okay, fair enough.

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, don't do that.

• 1:02:13Speaker 02

  Don't do what? Take control?

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  You already took control.

• 1:02:16Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  You, you, you, what?

• 1:02:18Speaker 04

  He didn't believe me that I did good at the Comedy Store.

• 1:02:21Speaker 02

  I didn't understand. I didn't believe you?

• 1:02:23Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:02:23Bobby Lee?

  No, no, have you, you've seen him bomb in front of you, right?

• 1:02:26Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, a lot?

• 1:02:27Speaker 02

  I've seen him bomb and then he still thinks he killed. Oh, that's Bobby?

• 1:02:30Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I don't.

• 1:02:31Speaker 02

  That's his act, bro. No, no. When? Like, quite a few times. When? I'm not gonna name specific ones, but I, I haven't bombed. I've seen you perform so many times. I've seen you kill. Bobby hates this. I've seen you bomb.

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, Ralph?

• 1:02:44Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm not saying he does it often.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I know, no, stop, stop. Even if he did it once, okay? That's not good.

• 1:02:49Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, don't do that. Don't do, no. I've seen you eat sushi. Don't do that. Okay? Now, look at me right now, dude, alright? Don't deceive yourself. Alright? So let me ask you a question. Have you bombed and thought, "I did good"?

• 1:03:06Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  Stop doing that.

• 1:03:08Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay? Cause you can't improve then.

• 1:03:11Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have to know when you do bad. Okay? No, don't, don't point at this, this is a headliner. He's a headliner, dude.

• 1:03:18Speaker 02

  Well, I know. Yeah, it's just funny.

• 1:03:19Bobby Lee?

  Specials, headliner, big audience.

• 1:03:21Speaker 02

  This, this is the second time I've seen an Asian man teach you how to do your job. And both times, I'm sure you're not acknowledging it.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what was the first Asian?

• 1:03:29Speaker 02

  One time, uh, we were working at a, an assembly line putting motors together.

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:34Speaker 02

  And, uh,

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I love this shit.

• 1:03:36Speaker 02

  We had to get there like really early.

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:38Speaker 02

  We had to leave really early to beat the traffic. This man, doesn't matter if he gets 10 hours of sleep. If you, if he's bored, if he's not moving, he'll fall asleep again.

• 1:03:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's gotta keep going.

• 1:03:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:49Speaker 02

  So, we're at this job and there's like different, um, like torque wrenches for different parts of the engine, like use this for that. And you gotta remember like, little specific directions. So every now and then we'd mess up.

• 1:04:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  And the guy who was in charge of showing us how to do stuff, it was this Asian man. And he was like getting after Jaime, cause he kept messing up. And so he's like lecturing Jaime, he's like, "No, you gotta do this, do this, do that."

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  Did he have an accent?

• 1:04:14Speaker 02

  He did.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  Then do it then.

• 1:04:15Speaker 02

  I'm trying to.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  I need the story.

• 1:04:18Speaker 02

  He's like, "You do this and do that."

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, let me do it. You have to do this. You have to do that.

• 1:04:22Speaker 02

  That sounds kinda like Japanese almost. I don't think he was Japanese.

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  You have to do this and you have to do that.

• 1:04:26Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 1:04:30Speaker 02

  And as he's talking to Jaime, we're standing up by the way. We're not like sitting down, like standing up. Just talking to Jaime.

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  I can't see you guys working on an assembly.

• 1:04:38Speaker 02

  That's insane. Seems like a TV show.

• 1:04:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's like, no thank you, anyway.

• 1:04:41Speaker 02

  And as he's talking to Jaime, Jaime's looking at him and Jaime's just like.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  You fell asleep?

• 1:04:48Speaker 02

  He's standing up, standing up. The guy thought Jaime was messing with him. Talk, talk.

• 1:04:52Bobby Lee?

  You have to do this and you have to do that, and you have to do.

• 1:04:54Speaker 02

  No, you were not holding on to nothing.

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wait, wait, what the fuck is this?

• 1:04:58Speaker 02

  The torques.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm sorry, my bad. Yeah, so, no, can you do it? Listen, you're, we're not into the scene yet.

• 1:05:05Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay? So I want you to do, like, look at me and try to listen, but through time fade away.

• 1:05:13Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  I think that's gonna be.

• 1:05:14Speaker 02

  Naturally.

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  That's gonna work well on this camera, this scene, right? Okay, here, Ralph, Ralph, Jaime, let me tell you something, okay? You did, when we get the component on the other side, it's not good. You know, everything broken, right? So you have to do this, you have to, you have to, and you have to do that, you have to bring this up to. Is it epilepsy?

• 1:05:35Bobby Lee?

  That was epilepsy. You're going through like.

• 1:05:37Speaker 02

  To be fair.

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  A possession.

• 1:05:38Speaker 02

  To be fair, Jaime fell asleep a little bit sooner than that when it happened.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:05:42Speaker 02

  That's what made me laugh about it.

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  Wow, you didn't get fired?

• 1:05:45Speaker 02

  No. He got mad. He got mad. He started snacking. He's like, hey, hey!

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I didn't do that part. Ready?

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  So you, component on the side, right, you have to do this, and then you have to, you have to, you see this level here? You have to do, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Like that?

• 1:06:04Speaker 02

  Pretty much.

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that's so good, dude.

• 1:06:06Speaker 02

  He got mad.

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I played it that way.

• 1:06:10Speaker 02

  We got those jobs right straight out of high school, like, we didn't.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  And how much did that pay you?

• 1:06:14Speaker 02

  Uh, was it like ten? Ten. Ten bucks an hour, twelve? Twelve. Twelve bucks an hour?

• 1:06:19Bobby Lee?

  And long days, right?

• 1:06:20Speaker 02

  Nah. A week.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  You did only one week of it?

• 1:06:24Speaker 04

  We did two weeks?

• 1:06:24Speaker 02

  We did a good two weeks.

• 1:06:26Speaker 04

  We were gonna stay there for what, three months?

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:29Speaker 02

  I wanted the mechanic shirt that said my name on it.

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:06:32Speaker 02

  But then they were like, they're, they're, um, my buddy was working there. He's like, after two weeks, they give you a shirt with your name on it.

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:38Speaker 02

  So I was like, all right, I'll do that. And then I get out of there and get a job I really wanna do.

• 1:06:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:42Speaker 02

  And I was actually like liking it. And then I asked the guy, I was like, when do we get the shirts? Cause you know, the two weeks was up.

• 1:06:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:49Speaker 02

  And he's like, nah, people were quitting after they got them, so. So now it takes three months. And I was like, ah.

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  Well, you couldn't do the three months.

• 1:06:56Speaker 02

  I mean, maybe. Looking back on it, I probably should have kept the job longer. I actually did like it, but then I was, I was just like, it's far.

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  When you get a job, does he get the same job? Is, is that, have, is that the thing?

• 1:07:07Speaker 02

  For a while.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  It's a double package?

• 1:07:08Speaker 02

  For a while, yeah.

• 1:07:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What else did you guys work together?

• 1:07:11Speaker 04

  After that, we went to warehouse.

• 1:07:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're at a warehouse.

• 1:07:13Bobby Lee?

  Working together?

• 1:07:14Speaker 02

  I did a day there.

• 1:07:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you only lasted a day? How, how many did, how did you?

• 1:07:17Speaker 04

  The whole summer.

• 1:07:18Bobby Lee?

  Whole summer at a warehouse?

• 1:07:20Speaker 04

  It was like, this is straight up high school, like, no college, just.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no shit.

• 1:07:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  No shit, no college, dude.

• 1:07:26Speaker 04

  We didn't have the opportunity.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  I went to. Yeah, we get it.

• 1:07:28Speaker 02

  What are you talking about? I had plenty of opportunity.

• 1:07:30Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:07:31Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:07:32Speaker 02

  I went to community college.

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude. What's up?

• 1:07:34Speaker 04

  You didn't? I did a semester.

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did? So you're in the warehouse, Jaime? It's hot?

• 1:07:40Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:41Speaker 04

  Fine. I fell asleep too. You know how hot it was? Remember the guns we had?

• 1:07:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, we had guns. I mean, like scanners?

• 1:07:48Speaker 02

  Scanning little.

• 1:07:50Bobby Lee?

  Like a pit boy from Fallout?

• 1:07:51Speaker 04

  Beep!

• 1:07:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:52Speaker 04

  And, uh, we had to like go through like these big aisles and it was hot and I couldn't do it. And I was like falling asleep walking.

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  This is crazy.

• 1:08:01Speaker 04

  This is so crazy. Cause I had to go like beep.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but your body is move, I, I just, I've never had my body move and then fell asleep. You know what I mean? It's just like anything. If I'm like churning butter, it's like, there's no way I could fall asleep.

• 1:08:14Speaker 02

  Ah, you just haven't been sleepy enough.

• 1:08:18Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:08:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  I've been pretty fucking sleepy.

• 1:08:21Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, I, you know, when I, I, I shot a movie with Robert Kelly and all those guys in Canada.

• 1:08:26Speaker 02

  Alright, big shot. You don't have time to sleep cause you're out here shooting movies.

• 1:08:30Speaker 04

  Oh damn, he's taking control.

• 1:08:33Speaker 04

  He's taking control.

• 1:08:36Speaker 02

  It's just, ah, I'm sorry.

• 1:08:39Speaker 02

  We're talking about times we can't sleep, you're like, it reminds me of this time I was shooting this big Hollywood budget film.

• 1:08:44Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I said. This independent low-budget movie.

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  Is that better for you?

• 1:08:49Speaker 02

  YouTube video?

• 1:08:50Bobby Lee?

  Is that better for you?

• 1:08:51Speaker 02

  Alright. You're out there YouTubeing.

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm YouTubeing in Canada, okay? And they had us up at six in the morning, in the, we're camping in the woods. Till like nine at night, I'm not kidding you. Sometimes two in the morning we would go. And then we get like four or five hours of sleep and come back. And then, you know, for me, when I, when I, I have a difficult time, like, it's a ritual, I have rituals for me. I can't just come to the hotel and just. You know what I mean, I have to, my skin cream, right? You know what I mean, I have to take a shower, my scrubs, you know what I mean? And I have to take my melatonin and my little pills.

• 1:09:25Speaker 02

  You think the cream is working?

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, uh, yeah.

• 1:09:33Speaker 02

  Like all your ancestors. You're happy.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Do you answer that? They answer to you.

• 1:09:37Speaker 02

  No, I'm saying like all your ancestors.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:09:40Speaker 02

  I wonder how they feel now.

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  They're probably not that pleased.

• 1:09:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, I bet.

• 1:09:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I bet you too, though.

• 1:09:48Speaker 02

  You think my ancestors are happy?

• 1:09:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I bet you too.

• 1:09:50Speaker 04

  I catch fish, bro.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  Bro, don't ever point to me, bro.

• 1:09:54Speaker 04

  I catch fish.

• 1:09:56Bobby Lee?

  Now, listen.

• 1:09:58Speaker 04

  Put this back here.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? Okay, Corral, dude, I'll fucking fuck shoot you, dude. Yeah, dude, you wanna do it?

• 1:10:06Speaker 04

  What, I don't even know what I was saying.

• 1:10:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. Forget it, dude. I mean, I was, you know, no, no sleep for five days straight, right? And I'm walking in the woods.

• 1:10:15Speaker 02

  You said you slept four or five hours a night.

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but barely any sleep, oh my god, dude.

• 1:10:20Speaker 02

  Four or five hours, that's pretty good. Come on.

• 1:10:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:24Speaker 04

  When I'm with him, I can't sleep.

• 1:10:26Speaker 02

  Imagine, okay, what'd you say?

• 1:10:27Speaker 04

  When I'm like, traveling, we're traveling, he will not let me sleep.

• 1:10:30Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:10:31Speaker 04

  Cause he's always up and then.

• 1:10:32Speaker 02

  Cause I'm awake, so, you know.

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  He's your opener, he has to do exactly what you're doing?

• 1:10:37Speaker 02

  Why not?

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:10:38Speaker 02

  Sometimes, okay, every now and then, you know, your schedule gets flipped. You're moving around a lot.

• 1:10:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, bro.

• 1:10:44Speaker 02

  So, we're at a hotel, and sometimes we have to do like the double queen, cause we'll have like other guys with us, and I'm not gonna get everybody their own room. So we'll do the double queens, and you know, it's like, 3am, he's like falling asleep, so I'll wait for him to be like.

• 1:10:59Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:11:00Speaker 02

  And I go, "Himei!" He goes, "Huh?"

• 1:11:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:03Speaker 02

  He goes, "Huh?" And I'm like, "Going to sleep or what?"

• 1:11:07Bobby Lee?

  Really? Wait, wait, why can't you get him his own room?

• 1:11:10Speaker 02

  Sometimes he does. Right now, he has his own room. Not like I never do it.

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:14Speaker 02

  But sometimes we got more people on the road with us.

• 1:11:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why do you need an entourage?

• 1:11:18Speaker 02

  I don't need one.

• 1:11:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do.

• 1:11:20Speaker 02

  It's fun.

• 1:11:21Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not.

• 1:11:22Speaker 02

  It's pretty fun. But when it's not fun, you know, you know, just don't do it.

• 1:11:25Bobby Lee?

  I, I go with no one.

• 1:11:27Speaker 02

  Why?

• 1:11:28Bobby Lee?

  Why fly guys out there, but I don't like, see them. I see them at the club and then, you know, with theater and then, bye.

• 1:11:34Speaker 02

  You gotta make room for all your creams.

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  Your face cream.

• 1:11:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Go ahead, laugh in my face, bro.

• 1:11:46Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:11:47Bobby Lee?

  What happens, huh?

• 1:11:48Speaker 02

  I do a lot for him.

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  You have two bosses here.

• 1:11:52Speaker 02

  Sometimes he's already asleep.

• 1:11:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:54Speaker 02

  And he's sleeping on his side. And I let him get into like a deep sleep.

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:57Speaker 02

  And then I get the pillows. And like, I'll, I'll make it like, you know, you kind of make it heavy on one side.

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:02Speaker 02

  I'll just smack the shit out of him on his back.

• 1:12:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then, do you get mad?

• 1:12:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:06Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:12:08Bobby Lee?

  Whoa. But like, what do you say?

• 1:12:10Speaker 02

  He says, "What the fuck?"

• 1:12:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude, man. I open, I sell his merch, I do his photography.

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:12:20Speaker 04

  I get the hotels.

• 1:12:21Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:12:22Speaker 02

  He's okay at all of those, by the way.

• 1:12:23Bobby Lee?

  And I'm sure he's not that great.

• 1:12:25Speaker 02

  He's not that great.

• 1:12:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:26Speaker 02

  So.

• 1:12:26Speaker 04

  I'm not that great.

• 1:12:27Speaker 02

  Calm down.

• 1:12:28Bobby Lee?

  Calm down, dude.

• 1:12:29Speaker 04

  I find places to eat.

• 1:12:31Speaker 02

  He does it in a horrible way.

• 1:12:33Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 1:12:33Speaker 02

  One time, we went from like, Wisconsin to New York to Chicago. We're like, in each one for a day. We're barely running on any sleep at all. Wait, I'll tell you what, four or five hours, would have been a luxury that week.

• 1:12:49Speaker 02

  We land in Chicago, like 7 a.m., barely any sleep.

• 1:12:54Speaker 02

  And we it's too early to check into the hotel. So I'm like, bro, where the hotel's in downtown. I'm like, look up breakfast places downtown Chicago. I'm already so frustrated.

• 1:13:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, also, can I interject real quick? That's very important to me as well, finding a really good breakfast spot in any like it's Chicago, and they have great ones, right?

• 1:13:14Speaker 02

  I I agree.

• 1:13:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and it's and I love going to a mom and pop breakfast place where they have really good eggs benedict or corned beef, I just, I it's.

• 1:13:24Speaker 02

  I'm not even picky.

• 1:13:26Bobby Lee?

  I'm not done, I'm not done talking. You know what I mean? Or nice little avocado toast, you know what I mean? It's just, sometimes they'll have pancakes you've never had, combinations. Like their hometown, like boys and bear, I don't know, whatever, you know what I mean? But my point being is is that I do love it.

• 1:13:43Speaker 02

  You done?

• 1:13:46Speaker 02

  No, I agree.

• 1:13:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:48Speaker 02

  But I'm not even that picky.

• 1:13:51Bobby Lee?

  If you don't do my movie, I don't, it it'll really come between us.

• 1:13:56Speaker 02

  You really think so?

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I really want you in my movie.

• 1:13:59Speaker 02

  I'm down.

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  It's a good movie.

• 1:14:01Speaker 02

  What I have to, what does Benny do? You can't say it.

• 1:14:04Bobby Lee?

  We're both, we're all, there's three people that we're in in the Canada, America, American border crossing, we're border agents on that end.

• 1:14:15Speaker 02

  Oh, nice.

• 1:14:15Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:14:16Speaker 02

  I like that.

• 1:14:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and Benny doesn't even know why he's there, you know what I mean? You're like, you grew up in El Paso, you know what I mean?

• 1:14:23Speaker 02

  I I always wanted to patrol border.

• 1:14:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:14:25Speaker 02

  But.

• 1:14:26Bobby Lee?

  But.

• 1:14:26Speaker 02

  That kind of feels weird stopping my own people, so.

• 1:14:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it is.

• 1:14:30Speaker 02

  See how they like.

• 1:14:30Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly what it is.

• 1:14:31Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:33Speaker 02

  Anyway.

• 1:14:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:35Speaker 02

  It's the story. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm telling him, look up a breakfast place in Chicago, downtown Chicago.

• 1:14:41Bobby Lee?

  Easy.

• 1:14:42Speaker 02

  Right?

• 1:14:42Bobby Lee?

  So many good.

• 1:14:43Speaker 02

  You know what he says?

• 1:14:43Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:14:44Speaker 02

  To a hungry, tired man who pays him very handsomely?

• 1:14:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:48Speaker 02

  He says, where's downtown Chicago?

• 1:14:52Speaker 02

  How the fuck do I even answer that? Okay, look, what I meant, what I meant-

• 1:14:56Bobby Lee?

  Stop! Let, let it absorb into my mind and my heart, and then you respond, because what he just said there was fucking crazy. Alright? He said something crazy that I can't even fathom that anyone would even ask that, right? So let me absorb that bullshit, and then you can respond to it, fuckface.

• 1:15:18Speaker 02

  Okay, okay.

• 1:15:19Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, where the fuck is downtown Chicago? Crazy. Now answer.

• 1:15:26Speaker 02

  Okay, in my defense-

• 1:15:27Bobby Lee?

  There is no defense.

• 1:15:28Speaker 02

  Yes, there is. People would, people would agree with me. It's the way I talk. What I meant was, where in-

• 1:15:37Speaker 02

  It's the same sentence! Where in near downtown, like, where- Hey, you got it, just breathe, just breathe.

• 1:15:47Bobby Lee?

  Start over, because the beginning is not good.

• 1:15:49Speaker 02

  Ask me.

• 1:15:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the beginning is not real good, so, what, you go-

• 1:15:52Speaker 02

  I said, "Hey, do me a favor. Look up places, look up breakfast places in downtown Chicago." That doesn't even require a response. Just, you know-

• 1:16:03Bobby Lee?

  Just do it.

• 1:16:04Speaker 02

  Okay, but by where near downtown, like, near like the hotel?

• 1:16:08Bobby Lee?

  That's not what you said.

• 1:16:09Speaker 02

  That's what I meant, like-

• 1:16:10Bobby Lee?

  No, according to, no, say what you, he, he said that you said. So go, so, he says that, right, and then you say what?

• 1:16:18Speaker 02

  Say it.

• 1:16:20Bobby Lee?

  He just said the line, wait!

• 1:16:22Speaker 02

  Do me a favor.

• 1:16:24Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:16:24Speaker 02

  Look up breakfast places in downtown Chicago. Near what hotel?

• 1:16:28Bobby Lee?

  That's not, no, what did you say? What did you say?

• 1:16:31Speaker 02

  He's trying to redeem himself. Where in downtown? Even if I told you-

• 1:16:35Bobby Lee?

  That's not what he said.

• 1:16:36Speaker 02

  First of all, how, how big of a downtown have you been in? Chicago's pretty big downtown. Okay, but how big of a downtown have you been in where you're like, "We better eat somewhere close to the hotel, cuz we're gonna be on the other, way other side of downtown."

• 1:16:50Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, with Tua's argument, it's huge.

• 1:16:54Speaker 02

  Okay, but you got

• 1:16:55Bobby Lee?

  If he was asking at what section of downtown?

• 1:16:57Speaker 02

  Factor in this though.

• 1:16:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah, please.

• 1:16:59Speaker 02

  It's seven in the morning. Check in, if we're lucky, is noon, earliest.

• 1:17:04Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:17:05Speaker 02

  You think time is a factor? You think I wanna be as close as possible to the fucking hotel, like, my call is at eight AM, like?

• 1:17:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is true. Like, if you were my opener, I'd be like, this is what I would go, cuz my opener would know that I don't want no garbage, like, I want the best place. So if I had to travel twenty minutes to go, I'll travel twenty minutes. Cuz I want the best spot, and also what I do is I get people call to make sure that they they have seats for us, cuz sometimes those places are packed. And I get real, sometimes they go, we don't care, you can't get a seat, I don't care who you are. So then I go, oh, fuck, I'll just go, you know what I mean?

• 1:17:40Speaker 02

  That's why I get so frustrated, though, cuz I'm not picky.

• 1:17:42Bobby Lee?

  I get it, I get it.

• 1:17:43Speaker 02

  I'll be anywhere, I don't even care if we get there, it's like, oh, man, it's packed, we should've called that, that's on me, whatever, like, who cares? It's almost like, where's downtown Chicago?

• 1:17:53Speaker 04

  So where in downtown?

• 1:17:56Speaker 02

  And then I told him, I'm like, Hyman, what if I told you that downtown Chicago, we're gonna be in the area between, I don't even know the streets, between Rudolph Street and Thirty Fourth. Do you know where that's at? He's like, no.

• 1:18:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm on his side.

• 1:18:12Speaker 02

  You almost had Bobby, but then.

• 1:18:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I have to also say, and a little side note, I just think that what you guys did with breakfast tacos are just fucking out of the pocket, so good, thank you.

• 1:18:24Speaker 02

  What are you talking about?

• 1:18:24Bobby Lee?

  So good, I mean,

• 1:18:25Speaker 02

  In Texas?

• 1:18:26Bobby Lee?

  When I go to Texas, I get a breakfast taco, I just go, this is the best thing I've ever had.

• 1:18:31Speaker 02

  Tex-Mex.

• 1:18:31Bobby Lee?

  So good, Dan.

• 1:18:32Speaker 02

  What are you?

• 1:18:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:33Speaker 02

  He won't agree.

• 1:18:34Bobby Lee?

  I like the potato, what you do with the potatoes, and I like refried beans, and I like a little bacon and some egg, dude, that's it, and a good salsa. Bingo!

• 1:18:45Speaker 02

  Red sauce or green sauce? Any of that.

• 1:18:48Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 1:18:49Speaker 02

  I didn't invent any of that.

• 1:18:50Bobby Lee?

  No, you're people, though.

• 1:18:51Speaker 02

  Do you know that I'm not Mexican?

• 1:18:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not Mexican. Anyway, let's move on. What are you?

• 1:18:58Speaker 02

  I'm Honduran.

• 1:19:00Bobby Lee?

  That's hilarious. That's so fun, I've been there.

• 1:19:03Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 1:19:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:04Speaker 02

  Thank you!

• 1:19:05Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, uh,

• 1:19:07Speaker 02

  Piu! It's sneaky, yeah? I've never been there.

• 1:19:10Bobby Lee?

  No, I love it, I love it there.

• 1:19:12Speaker 02

  True? He's been there.

• 1:19:13Bobby Lee?

  I literally have, I literally have been there.

• 1:19:15Speaker 02

  I talked to a girl that got deported there.

• 1:19:16Bobby Lee?

  Really? Is she alive?

• 1:19:19Speaker 02

  Hmm?

• 1:19:20Bobby Lee?

  Is she alive?

• 1:19:22Speaker 02

  But I haven't talked to her in a couple of years.

• 1:19:23Bobby Lee?

  She could be dead.

• 1:19:24Speaker 02

  Honestly, once she got deported, I'm like, what are we talking anymore for?

• 1:19:27Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know that, um.

• 1:19:31Bobby Lee?

  I apologize for that, the breakfast taco, actually.

• 1:19:33Speaker 02

  Nah, I don't care, I'm Mexican.

• 1:19:34Bobby Lee?

  I was on a flight once, and I don't know if I've said this, this old. You know, sometimes like when old white people wanna spring up a conversation, they use race as their starting point.

• 1:19:46Speaker 02

  The connector.

• 1:19:47Bobby Lee?

  The connector. So this guy, yeah, this guy looked at me, he was sitting next to me, he could tell that he wanted to say something. He just goes, hey, excuse me, he goes, my granddaughter, my granddaughter loves Hello Kitty.

• 1:20:00Bobby Lee?

  And I go. I like, he didn't know what to say. It's like, it's one of those moments where you're like.

• 1:20:06Speaker 02

  That's not too bad.

• 1:20:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but then it's like, I'm not Chinese, that's a Chinese thing.

• 1:20:10Speaker 02

  But it's not even that, because you're Asian, you just naturally look like a Hello Kitty fan. You got like a beanie.

• 1:20:19Speaker 02

  Got these little short sleeves.

• 1:20:22Speaker 02

  Look at this thing.

• 1:20:23Bobby Lee?

  I know, is there anything that would offend you, a white person would say?

• 1:20:29Speaker 02

  Uh, I've, I've been offended before.

• 1:20:32Bobby Lee?

  Like, let me come up with some, I'm sitting next to you on a plane, right?

• 1:20:36Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:20:37Bobby Lee?

  Man, you, you know, I, I don't like MS-13.

• 1:20:40Speaker 02

  The fuck you say to me?

• 1:20:43Bobby Lee?

  That's D, that's, yeah, yeah, no matter what it is. I love breakfast tacos.

• 1:20:48Speaker 02

  Motherfucker!

• 1:20:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see.

• 1:20:52Speaker 02

  Nah, uh, I think like.

• 1:20:53Bobby Lee?

  What would offend you, nothing?

• 1:20:54Speaker 02

  I think, nah, I think I'd get offended if they were like, um. Like, yeah, you into cars, what do you, like, lowriders?

• 1:21:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, lowriders, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:03Speaker 02

  The fuck?

• 1:21:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, alright.

• 1:21:07Bobby Lee?

  I love El Mariachi.

• 1:21:10Speaker 02

  Like the movie?

• 1:21:11Bobby Lee?

  That's a great movie.

• 1:21:12Speaker 02

  That is a good movie, yeah.

• 1:21:13Bobby Lee?

  Have you guys seen it? So good. Have you seen it?

• 1:21:16Speaker 02

  Antonio Banderas?

• 1:21:17Bobby Lee?

  No, he's not in it.

• 1:21:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, he is. Yeah, yeah. He's the Mariachi.

• 1:21:22Bobby Lee?

  No, that's called, um.

• 1:21:23Speaker 02

  Desperado.

• 1:21:24Bobby Lee?

  Desperado.

• 1:21:24Speaker 02

  He's talking about the old movie.

• 1:21:26Bobby Lee?

  El Mariachi is Robert Rodriguez's first film.

• 1:21:28Speaker 02

  It's the prequel to.

• 1:21:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:21:31Speaker 02

  Who's in that one?

• 1:21:32Bobby Lee?

  No, no one you would know.

• 1:21:35Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, I haven't seen that one.

• 1:21:36Bobby Lee?

  El Mariachi was made for $10,000.

• 1:21:40Bobby Lee?

  One take, every take.

• 1:21:42Speaker 02

  Nine thousand of those dollars were spent on the boots.

• 1:21:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it, it, that movie is a masterpiece. It's so fun to watch. When you know, when you know how much money they spent, it was like, it's just so well, that was his first movie and he really put him on the map. Anyway.

• 1:21:58Speaker 02

  I think you're talking about Terrence Amigos.

• 1:21:59Bobby Lee?

  Shut up, man. I love you, but, um. I just, enough of you, okay? Well, you know, Ralph, I have to say, you know, you coming the first time we met Jaime and he's been a very pleasant surprise on our show. Thank you for letting us use him.

• 1:22:15Speaker 02

  He's alright.

• 1:22:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh, but he's very funny. So we have, he's, Ralph Barbosa's going on some dates.

• 1:22:22Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:22:23Bobby Lee?

  And then in the third week of January at the Addison Improv, we are gonna do two shows.

• 1:22:29Speaker 02

  More importantly, on January eighteenth, the week before that, I'm gonna be filming my next special at the Babo Theater in San Diego, California.

• 1:22:38Bobby Lee?

  Go check that out.

• 1:22:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:40Bobby Lee?

  Hulu.

• 1:22:41Speaker 02

  And for those of you in Dallas, um, me and Bobby are gonna be doing the show at the Addison Improv.

• 1:22:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that'll be fun.

• 1:22:48Speaker 02

  As long as the Addison approves it, let's not get cocky here. Come on.

• 1:22:51Bobby Lee?

  No, we can get it.

• 1:22:51Speaker 02

  You never know.

• 1:22:52Bobby Lee?

  I know one hundred percent.

• 1:22:53Speaker 02

  I got a show.

• 1:22:54Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 1:22:55Speaker 02

  I got two shows coming up, uh, at the Addison Improv in a couple of weeks.

• 1:22:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:59Speaker 02

  And I have plenty of opportunity to just fuck that relationship up, so.

• 1:23:02Bobby Lee?

  I know. Will you ask them though?

• 1:23:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'll bring it up.

• 1:23:05Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:23:06Speaker 02

  I'll run it by.

• 1:23:08Bobby Lee?

  Ask them if they'll do it. You want my people to call? Okay, you got it. Alright, so, um, and then your, your podcast?

• 1:23:17Speaker 02

  I completely forgot about that.

• 1:23:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:20Speaker 02

  Me and, me and Jaime got a podcast and it's called The Fat Fish Podcast. And we're gonna release the next episode, I mean, the first episode soon.

• 1:23:29Bobby Lee?

  Have you had any guests on it yet?

• 1:23:31Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, we, we got a couple of episodes banked, a few.

• 1:23:34Bobby Lee?

  Like, who are the guests? No, please.

• 1:23:37Speaker 02

  Come on.

• 1:23:38Bobby Lee?

  No, you come on, dude. That, that's dumb.

• 1:23:39Speaker 02

  Just watch the podcast, find out.

• 1:23:41Bobby Lee?

  Honestly, dude.

• 1:23:42Speaker 02

  Alright, dude, you wanna do this? You want me to name big names?

• 1:23:45Bobby Lee?

  No, just give me one name.

• 1:23:46Speaker 02

  Robert Rodriguez from Il Mariachi is gonna be on there. Now, we got Chris DiStefano.

• 1:23:51Bobby Lee?

  Big one.

• 1:23:51Speaker 02

  Felipe Esparza.

• 1:23:52Bobby Lee?

  Huge.

• 1:23:53Speaker 02

  Uh, Rene Vaca.

• 1:23:55Bobby Lee?

  Love him. Anyway, so, what a great episode. Thank you so much, um, Barbosa and Jaime for doing it and, hey, Luis, what's up? And we got everyone, what a great episode. Good night, everybody. Bye-bye.

• 1:24:09Speaker 07

  Salaman, fita pokokani ay makabaloli Ulong kaya madong dangang pampola Sukumuki ay toilo Sukuluki muki Salaman, fita pokokani ay makabaloli Ulong kaya madong dangang pampola Sukumuki ay toilo