Patreon Episode: Finding Foley a Hobby

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:20H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:25Speaker 02

  You sure about that?

• 0:26H. Foley?

  It's a little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they grow to be classy.

• 0:30Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 0:31H. Foley?

  Or if they're just a big old piece of trash.

• 0:33Speaker 02

  Trash.

• 0:33H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tooties and Indu Edition.

• 0:37Speaker 02

  Hey, Cronkite, zip it.

• 0:39H. Foley?

  But I gotta tell you folks that, you're the motherfucking homies, baby!

• 0:43Speaker 02

  Talking like the Hindenburg just went down.

• 0:45H. Foley?

  Let's hear for the boys. Let's get a little fucking homey appreciation all around. Trav, hit me! Boom! Gang, we fucking love you. We're here for a bonus episode on the old Patreon app.

• 0:56Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 0:57H. Foley?

  Can't thank you guys enough, we absolutely love you. My cause is coming at you from across the table. He's the guy behind the guy. He put this whole thing together, baby, and he don't let you forget it. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan!

• 1:11Speaker 02

  Yes, thank you very much, guy actively trying to sabotage it. Uh, shout out to the motherfucking homies, baby, we love you. The fucking boots on the ground, the sleeper cells, the fucking men inside the bin.

• 1:22H. Foley?

  The Hooties, the Hooties of Patreon.

• 1:24Speaker 02

  The who the hell is that?

• 1:25H. Foley?

  The Hooties, you know what the Hooties are? Rebel group? Rebel group.

• 1:29Speaker 02

  Oh no, none of that. Maybe a couple of patriots, that's about it. No fucking, no whatever the hell you were talking about.

• 1:35H. Foley?

  Yeah, remember the Patriot missile system when that thing came out?

• 1:37Speaker 02

  Was that the big like?

• 1:39H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:39Speaker 02

  Man, that really crossed my radar a whole bunch.

• 1:42H. Foley?

  That was big in the first Gulf War.

• 1:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was fucking, that was six.

• 1:46H. Foley?

  I remember when we went in.

• 1:49Speaker 02

  KJ, what'd you get on the wrong bus? The hell is this?

• 1:54H. Foley?

  No, we had a wrestling match that night. Fucking, we went into Iraq.

• 1:58Speaker 02

  You did it for the country. You're standing there buck naked. This is for...

• 2:05H. Foley?

  I remember I was on the JV team and we were working out, whether varsity match was going on. And I like ran out into the hallway and told everybody, and my coach yelled at me, he said, "Get back in the weight room." Goddamn war!

• 2:22H. Foley?

  Fucking went in. Sent the patch-

• 2:25Speaker 02

  What'd you run- he came in like Paul Revere.

• 2:27H. Foley?

  Yeah, telling everybody that we just went in Iraq.

• 2:29Speaker 02

  And what- where did you- what'd you have, your transistor radio on?

• 2:34Speaker 02

  What'd somebody- what'd you intercept a fucking- intercept a message?

• 2:38H. Foley?

  The Enigma machine or whatever it's called.

• 2:43Speaker 02

  D- go to the couple Iraq- what'd you catch a homing pigeon? What are you talking about?

• 2:47H. Foley?

  Couple of boys at 7-Eleven filled me in.

• 2:51Speaker 03

  The Hootie there's coming. The Hooties are coming.

• 2:55H. Foley?

  Woo, two of my land, dude. Three of Kate Putz. How you doing?

• 2:59Speaker 02

  Hey, tomorrow's buy one, get one free slurpee and don't tell anybody. Okay.

• 3:04H. Foley?

  Yeah. Went in first with the Apaches, took out all the radar-

• 3:07Speaker 02

  Stop, stay. You weren't there, okay?

• 3:10H. Foley?

  That's what we did. They went in low and slow, off the ground. Treetop level, came in, took out all the radar systems, the fucking missile defense, and they sent in the fucking stealth fighters. Rolled over them like fucking Sherman through Atlanta.

• 3:25H. Foley?

  Nothing but sunglasses and Walkmans left. Fucking smoked them all. Couldn't find a Toyota anywhere. Took them out. Went in, stopped them butt cold.

• 3:38H. Foley?

  I was there, dog.

• 3:39Speaker 02

  What'd you fully lose it? You're gonna be sitting in a wheelchair at some state-run facility. I'm gonna have to show up on Saturdays, you're gonna be in full fatigues? And then you're gonna be telling me battle stories. Like you were there. Yeah, no, for sure, Henry.

• 3:53H. Foley?

  If I don't have kids, man, that's- I'm gonna end up-

• 3:55Speaker 02

  Meanwhile, I got you doing cameos.

• 4:00Speaker 02

  Just say happy birthday to Megan. I got 60 bucks right now.

• 4:06H. Foley?

  Pay for the bus fare out of here. I gotta stop at the gift shop. Yeah, man, I'm gonna be in some fucking nursing home, some state-run nursing home, getting fucking beat up by the orderlies. No one's gonna take care of me.

• 4:20Speaker 02

  I will.

• 4:21H. Foley?

  You will?

• 4:22Speaker 02

  If you lose a little weight, yeah, I ain't getting your fat ass out of bed and into the shower.

• 4:27H. Foley?

  Would you wipe my butt?

• 4:28Speaker 02

  No. Alright, get an Or- an orderly will do that.

• 4:32H. Foley?

  You're aggressive.

• 4:33Speaker 02

  What?

• 4:33H. Foley?

  He won't do it nice.

• 4:34Speaker 02

  You're a little bitch, that's not my problem.

• 4:37H. Foley?

  Couple of dude wipes?

• 4:38Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, well, I mean, we'll put you some, we'll put you in the shed or something.

• 4:43Speaker 02

  Have Hans run beers out to you.

• 4:46H. Foley?

  Bunch of dog slobber.

• 4:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, do something, huh, you can, he's got, he eats raw food, he can make a burger out of that thing. A chicken burger.

• 4:57H. Foley?

  He eats raw food?

• 4:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:59H. Foley?

  What, like hamburger meat?

• 5:00Speaker 02

  That's ground up, uh, he's on the beef.

• 5:03H. Foley?

  What, farmer's dog?

• 5:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's better than that, it's Viva, it's expensive.

• 5:07H. Foley?

  Really?

• 5:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:08H. Foley?

  You ever try it?

• 5:09Speaker 02

  No. Icky, there's bones in there, I think they, I think, I think they throw in everything. Everything that ain't, that ain't don't pass burger quality gets fucking molted up.

• 5:21H. Foley?

  You ever see those videos where they give the dog all that shit, they put like a quail egg on top? It's like the fucking pigeon wing and fucking the beak of a duck.

• 5:29Speaker 02

  You do like food, huh? That's your, that's your algorithm, any, any kind of species food you're getting? Uh...

• 5:37H. Foley?

  I am always jealous when I see a hippo crush a whole watermelon.

• 5:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, it looks fun.

• 5:41H. Foley?

  It looks so...

• 5:41Speaker 02

  Seems refreshing.

• 5:42H. Foley?

  Ah, I bet you it's delicious. The breath on those things must be brutal. The breath of a hippo, oh my god.

• 5:51Speaker 02

  I used to bait one in high school.

• 5:53H. Foley?

  Anywho, what are we doing here?

• 5:56Speaker 02

  Uh...

• 5:56H. Foley?

  Let's talk a little business.

• 5:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, so, as you know, you, you, you're, uh...

• 6:02H. Foley?

  The summer of my discontent.

• 6:05Speaker 02

  What?

• 6:05H. Foley?

  Huh? Uncle Hank's jammed up, kids.

• 6:09Speaker 02

  Coming out of a bit of a slump, right? Couple of slump busters, so you used to call fat chicks back in the day. Couple of slump busters, also my nickname.

• 6:18H. Foley?

  Everybody loves a comeback, huh?

• 6:21Speaker 02

  You've always said that and you've never come back. You've always go, "Everybody loves a comeback," as you're fucking taking a two by four to the head. Getting hit by a car, "Everyone loves a comeback." Gotta get my feet under me, I'll be alright.

• 6:35H. Foley?

  Give me a couple minutes.

• 6:36Speaker 02

  You're a guy who always needs, "Give me the summer, you always need a season." I'mma take the winter, I'm gonna shut it down, not do shit. Fucking lying sack of shit.

• 6:45H. Foley?

  That's what I need though, I need to, just give me a couple of months to get my head on straight. Get some good night's sleep.

• 6:50Speaker 02

  You don't got it.

• 6:52H. Foley?

  What?

• 6:53Speaker 02

  Time. I think you need a hobby. Which, I think, listen-

• 6:57H. Foley?

  You've mentioned this before.

• 6:58Speaker 02

  We've mentioned it before-

• 6:59H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's the homies.

• 7:00Speaker 02

  A couple of weeks ago. But here's my thing. You gotta find, you gotta get the, you gotta do something positive, right? You're in here, a good amount, depending on you're working, we're doing it. You got some spots at night, you're doing that, you're working the club circuit.

• 7:18H. Foley?

  Sick of spots.

• 7:19Speaker 02

  I know, it's tough. Listen, but, you know, you need something to fill that time. You know? You don't have kids.

• 7:28Speaker 02

  You gotta do-

• 7:29H. Foley?

  Got a limp noodle.

• 7:29Speaker 02

  You got a limp noodle. A big tits. You gotta do- Just sat on his nutsack. You gotta do-

• 7:36H. Foley?

  My knee.

• 7:36Speaker 02

  You gotta, you got a lot of time to fill and it's not just staring at your phone and watching The Sopranos, so I-

• 7:41H. Foley?

  I haven't fucking watched The Sopranos in months. In months.

• 7:45Speaker 02

  Okay. Alright.

• 7:46H. Foley?

  Seinfeld?

• 7:47Speaker 02

  Different story.

• 7:48H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 7:48Speaker 02

  Okay, whatever, you're watching the same thing. I think, you get out, on your days off, your afternoons off, and you do a little something. So I've come up with, I've come up with some list of hobbies.

• 7:57H. Foley?

  What about that softball league they got?

• 7:59Speaker 02

  What?

• 8:00H. Foley?

  Clooney's been playing in it.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 8:03H. Foley?

  Go over there and hang out with him.

• 8:04Speaker 02

  Hey, why don't you do that?

• 8:05H. Foley?

  By the way, I've been, you know, you know what, you know what I've come to the conclusion on? And I've flip flopped on this a bunch of times, but this is my official statement on this. You know what really just sucks?

• 8:16Speaker 02

  What?

• 8:16H. Foley?

  Like, it sucks, it sucks so bad, is tequila and soda.

• 8:22H. Foley?

  It's not good. And it's taken me a long time to really get that. It tastes like a, like it's been sitting there forever.

• 8:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:32H. Foley?

  It's watered down. It tastes like loose leaf. It's not good.

• 8:37Speaker 02

  Tequila hasn't, I haven't had tequila.

• 8:39H. Foley?

  No, tequila by, good tequila by itself. 1942 tequila is fantastic. One of those in an IPA is delicious. A margarita is delicious.

• 8:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, margaritas, fuck, yeah, you know.

• 8:52H. Foley?

  But tequila and soda.

• 8:54Speaker 02

  Soda stinks. Is it mixed with any vodka soda, tequila soda?

• 8:58H. Foley?

  It's so bad.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  Savvy, savory?

• 8:59H. Foley?

  And I'll tell you something else. There's no fucking way that that Casamigos was their like select thing. That sucks. They have to change the recipe for mass consumption. There's no way those guys with, with the refined palettes and money that they got, all the cash they got, fucking nice dinners and shit like that, Lake Como, hanging out, hot broads, all that kinda stuff. There's no fucking way that they were sitting around drinking Casamigos saying, oh, this is premium. This is delicious. That shit sucks. No offense to Mr. Clooney personally, he's fucking one of my favorites.

• 9:38Speaker 02

  Now he's definitely not doing the show. Sitting there trashing him and his boy.

• 9:41H. Foley?

  He's not gonna see this. Chicken sandwiches.

• 9:44Speaker 02

  Could be a homie.

• 9:44Speaker 03

  The recipe did change after Diego acquired it.

• 9:47H. Foley?

  Of course it did. Of course it did. There's something in there. It stinks.

• 9:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, you gotta.

• 9:51H. Foley?

  I'm done drinking anyway. I'm over it. I'm over all of it. I wanna be sober. I wanna focus on this. Focus on my health and move forward. Eat right, exercise.

• 10:00Speaker 02

  Get you a hobby.

• 10:01H. Foley?

  Some green juice. Alright, hobby, I got one. Go and blow.

• 10:05Speaker 02

  Bar doors. Alright, here, I got a list of indoor hobbies for seniors.

• 10:11H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 10:13Speaker 02

  Fifty and over crowd?

• 10:14H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 10:15Speaker 02

  You're not a young Sprite chicken anymore.

• 10:17H. Foley?

  I am fifty and over, pretty much.

• 10:19Speaker 02

  You could move, you could, they would probably move the goalposts to get you in a fifty-five and older community, which I wouldn't hate for you. They got the pool, they got the rec center.

• 10:29H. Foley?

  What's a sixty-year-old broad look like? I could be dating a sixty-year-old.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  Fifty.

• 10:33H. Foley?

  I know, isn't that crazy?

• 10:34Speaker 02

  Fifty-five and older, you going, dude, you got kids? You're fucking-

• 10:39H. Foley?

  I had to fight the sun, though.

• 10:40Speaker 02

  Why?

• 10:41H. Foley?

  Little bastard.

• 10:42Speaker 02

  Be like me.

• 10:43H. Foley?

  Doesn't want me sniffing around mom's money.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  Alright, so I got a list. I got a-

• 10:47H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 10:47Speaker 02

  List for seniors.

• 10:48H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 10:49Speaker 02

  Number one-

• 10:50H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 10:51Speaker 02

  Leatherworking.

• 10:53H. Foley?

  What, like chaps and shit? Getting freak?

• 10:57Speaker 02

  Leather can be-

• 10:57H. Foley?

  Talking S and M?

• 10:58Speaker 02

  Leather can be used to create many attractive and durable items that make wonderful gifts and personal items. With a few specialized tool and an adoption of some new skills, you can learn to make things like belts?

• 11:10H. Foley?

  Mm-mm.

• 11:10Speaker 02

  Wallets.

• 11:11H. Foley?

  I don't like leather.

• 11:12Speaker 02

  Bags.

• 11:13H. Foley?

  Too hard.

• 11:15Speaker 02

  And more. A beginner's kit can be a great introduction to the craft with everything you need and a step-by-step instruction to create a simple project.

• 11:23H. Foley?

  Nah, I knew a chick that worked with leather. It's tough. You really gotta, you gotta dig in there. You gotta like really smooth it over. She made belts and shit.

• 11:31Speaker 02

  You're so stupid.

• 11:32H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 11:32Speaker 02

  I don't know. You just, I knew a chick that did it.

• 11:36H. Foley?

  She did. She sold leather goods on the side. We were waiting tables together.

• 11:39Speaker 02

  What was she, a Native American in the fucking seventeen hundreds?

• 11:42H. Foley?

  Nah, she was Czech. She was cute as shit. Can't remember her name. Karolinko or something like that. Wasn't a Hallahan. I know that.

• 11:52H. Foley?

  What are you typing over there?

• 11:53Speaker 03

  Finding her.

• 11:54H. Foley?

  You're right. Stay away from my little angel. Oh, Czech baby. Mama.

• 11:59Speaker 02

  I know-

• 12:00H. Foley?

  Alright, leather's out.

• 12:02H. Foley?

  What else?

• 12:05H. Foley?

  We're having a good time.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  Scrapbooking.

• 12:09H. Foley?

  Scrapbooking? What does that mean?

• 12:12Speaker 02

  Smartphones and digital tools make snapping and sharing photos easier than ever, yet all too often those treasured memories are never displayed. Unless you got an old frame. Scrapbooking allows you to preserve mementos and photos together telling a beautiful story with images. The finished result makes a great, beautiful gift that can be passed down through generations.

• 12:31H. Foley?

  Nah, my one aunt started doing that. She got cancer right after she started doing it. She was single. She was on her way out. Nah, I'm not doing that shit. That's the kiss of death right there. You start scrapbooking, next thing you know, they're having a fucking beef and beer for you.

• 12:45Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 12:47H. Foley?

  What else?

• 12:49Speaker 02

  Uh...

• 12:50H. Foley?

  What about sex stuff?

• 12:53H. Foley?

  Go to a swingers club or something.

• 12:56Speaker 02

  Better be a strong swing.

• 13:00Speaker 02

  All right, dog sitting. If you're a dog lover, this is a great way to help others while, who are out living their life and while indulging your passion for pups. Many people work during the day and are reluctant to put their adored pooch in kennels.

• 13:13H. Foley?

  I got fifteen dogs in here.

• 13:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're all in here.

• 13:17H. Foley?

  I got, I hang out with them.

• 13:20H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 13:21Speaker 02

  That's a possibility. Try, you make some bucks on a side.

• 13:24H. Foley?

  What about fostering? I could foster.

• 13:25Speaker 02

  Foster. I know people that have done that. It's great. Fills your time, gives you a purpose. You're like, you, you, dogs, you're kinda, you're like, dogs keep those homeless people alive. You know what I mean? It keeps them like, going.

• 13:38H. Foley?

  What about big brother, big sister?

• 13:41Speaker 02

  Really, big brother?

• 13:44Speaker 02

  Oh, goddamn. Some, some young black kid shitting on you? I'm in.

• 13:49H. Foley?

  What about that? What, what is, what is that exactly? Big brother, big sister?

• 13:53Speaker 03

  Uh, I had a frie- a couple of friends do it, actually.

• 13:56H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 13:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's me with, my dad's doing it, actually. He's me with a kid.

• 13:59H. Foley?

  Maybe your dad could do it with me.

• 14:03H. Foley?

  You know what, I need a ment-

• 14:03Speaker 02

  How old is your dad?

• 14:04Speaker 03

  He's sixty. Sixty-two.

• 14:07H. Foley?

  I need a mentor.

• 14:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:09Speaker 02

  What are you, what am I?

• 14:11H. Foley?

  Dickhead.

• 14:15Speaker 02

  Bit of a bitch.

• 14:16H. Foley?

  Ugly.

• 14:20Speaker 02

  Why don't you mentor somebody? You need a protege.

• 14:24H. Foley?

  A protege? I kinda have one right now.

• 14:27Speaker 02

  Okay, who would that be?

• 14:29H. Foley?

  I don't wanna say. They might listen.

• 14:32Speaker 02

  Who is it?

• 14:32H. Foley?

  It's just somebody that's, uh, you know, somebody in my family.

• 14:37Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 14:38H. Foley?

  A cousin that I'm, you know, mentoring a little bit in the business.

• 14:42Speaker 02

  And what business? Show business?

• 14:45H. Foley?

  Show business.

• 14:46Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 14:46H. Foley?

  I'm in show business. I'm an entertainer. Right? Right?

• 14:51Speaker 02

  Am I? Have these lights on?

• 14:53Speaker 03

  See the one you had me talk to too?

• 14:55H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 14:57Speaker 02

  What are you, what, what, what, what kind of knowledge do you pass down on him?

• 15:01H. Foley?

  You know, I had to put like-

• 15:02Speaker 02

  No, I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

• 15:03H. Foley?

  You know, what to, you know, what to, you know, how to do, you know, an audition tape and have your reel and all that kinda stuff? The things you wanna look out for, different production things. I've been in the business. I've been in this, I've been fucking, yeah, I've been acting almost ten years.

• 15:24H. Foley?

  But I, I could use a mentor.

• 15:28Speaker 03

  I think I, yeah.

• 15:29H. Foley?

  Tell your old man to ditch this kid from the Bronx or wherever you got.

• 15:32Speaker 03

  Apply to the Big Brother program.

• 15:35Speaker 02

  You get some like 22 year old to mentor you, teach you how to tie your shoes and shit?

• 15:39H. Foley?

  No, but, I could use it. If I wanted to become a Big Brother.

• 15:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:44H. Foley?

  What, I just play basketball and shit with him?

• 15:46Speaker 03

  You could do, I mean, you could take him to a show, you could like, you know, you could show him what you do for work.

• 15:52Speaker 02

  Find out the application process.

• 15:54Speaker 03

  I have it right here.

• 15:55Speaker 02

  This is something else he can't do.

• 15:58H. Foley?

  What do you got? What do they ask?

• 15:59Speaker 02

  You got a background, you gotta pass a drug test.

• 16:02H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 16:03Speaker 03

  Get involved.

• 16:04Speaker 02

  Can you poo for me?

• 16:05H. Foley?

  I passed a drug test.

• 16:06Speaker 02

  I'm kidding.

• 16:09H. Foley?

  Can I help you?

• 16:11Speaker 02

  Weed and a drug?

• 16:15H. Foley?

  Smoked that herb though.

• 16:15Speaker 02

  They're perka doodles.

• 16:17Speaker 03

  They're only asking for money on the website, I need to find.

• 16:21H. Foley?

  I could do that. A little cash.

• 16:23Speaker 02

  Alright, I got another one for you. This is big, in the elders world.

• 16:27H. Foley?

  Okay, elders?

• 16:28Speaker 02

  Elders.

• 16:29H. Foley?

  I'm not doing fucking crossword puzzles, I think, you give me a headache.

• 16:33Speaker 02

  You try to beat a world record.

• 16:35H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 16:36Speaker 02

  Little notoriety. That's pretty good. A little good, that's positive press for us?

• 16:41H. Foley?

  Could it be sitting there?

• 16:44Speaker 02

  Baddest man in the world, no. How do you think so many people break, well, they often start as hobbies and become a little more competitive to become the best? You could do the same. Do you have an interesting or odd skill, like limbo dancing or walking like a crab?

• 16:59H. Foley?

  I could take my nuts and cover my dick completely.

• 17:05H. Foley?

  I call it the tarp.

• 17:06Speaker 02

  Call it the bat wing.

• 17:11H. Foley?

  I can, I'd cover my whole penis with it. And then the eyes stick out, it looks like a frog's head.

• 17:17Speaker 02

  What eyes?

• 17:19H. Foley?

  The testicles. They kinda like poke out the side.

• 17:24H. Foley?

  I could do that. Nobody's doing that. I'll do that right now.

• 17:30Speaker 02

  I gotta be honest with you, I kinda wanna see it.

• 17:34H. Foley?

  You wanna see it?

• 17:35Speaker 02

  I don't, I'll never be able to look at you the same again.

• 17:38H. Foley?

  Stretch it out. Looks like silly putty.

• 17:43Speaker 02

  I like how I said. Hobbies and he went, I've been doing this a lot. Pull my sack over my cock.

• 17:54H. Foley?

  I have been doing it a lot. Lay there in bed and fucking stretch it out.

• 18:00H. Foley?

  It's like I'm making pizza.

• 18:02Speaker 02

  Should I add that as one of your skills for the Big Brother application? I would have put that on the application.

• 18:08Speaker 02

  Oh God, I'm crying, you fucking wacko.

• 18:10H. Foley?

  Call it the pool cover.

• 18:14Speaker 02

  Call this a cover.

• 18:18H. Foley?

  Call it making the bed, huh?

• 18:22H. Foley?

  Throwing the duvet on.

• 18:23Speaker 02

  The fitted sheet.

• 18:29Speaker 02

  I might blackout.

• 18:34H. Foley?

  You never did that before? Stretch it out? If I can pull it over?

• 18:41Speaker 02

  My list of hobbies would be on there. I gotta stop him, I'm gonna die, hold on.

• 18:51H. Foley?

  What was the one you recommended?

• 18:54Speaker 02

  I think they said like baking a big cake or something.

• 18:56H. Foley?

  No.

• 18:58Speaker 02

  Crab oil, walking like a crab.

• 19:00H. Foley?

  I hate that. You know what else I hate? Walking backwards.

• 19:06Speaker 02

  I try to take a picture of some guy who's walking down my street backwards.

• 19:12H. Foley?

  The rewind button.

• 19:13Speaker 02

  Hans was looking at me like, do I fucking get this guy or what? Faceless man's coming after me.

• 19:20H. Foley?

  Why?

• 19:20Speaker 02

  I guess for his ankles or something, he's just, you know, I don't know.

• 19:23H. Foley?

  He used to make us do that.

• 19:26H. Foley?

  Brutal.

• 19:26Speaker 02

  Oh, fuck me dude.

• 19:28H. Foley?

  Make you go up the stairs backwards.

• 19:30Speaker 02

  Sure. Alright, some outdoor ones, get you out there walking around.

• 19:35H. Foley?

  Some fresh air.

• 19:36Speaker 02

  Um, nature photography.

• 19:39H. Foley?

  Yeah, photography.

• 19:40Speaker 02

  I see a lot in the park I live by up there.

• 19:42H. Foley?

  I'm pretty good with pictures too.

• 19:44Speaker 02

  In the cloisters, it's like a big bird sanctuary and there's always old people in there. You go, you go, you go.

• 19:55Speaker 02

  You can hit him with the fitted sheet.

• 19:59H. Foley?

  Hey guys, wanna see me make this pigeon disappear?

• 20:05H. Foley?

  The old butterfly net.

• 20:08H. Foley?

  Step back lady. You don't wanna get caught up in there, you can't be in it.

• 20:12Speaker 02

  That thing got zoom on it? You're gonna wanna get in real tight on it.

• 20:19Speaker 02

  Now kids, don't try this at home. You gotta heat.

• 20:22H. Foley?

  Call this the dog catcher.

• 20:24Speaker 02

  You got a heater going and you're digging in your pants.

• 20:28H. Foley?

  Nah, I need two hands.

• 20:32H. Foley?

  To stretch the dough.

• 20:36H. Foley?

  Talk about a garlic knot.

• 20:47H. Foley?

  Alright, bird watching? Bird photography?

• 20:50Speaker 02

  Penis puppetry.

• 20:53Speaker 02

  Um.

• 20:53H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 20:54Speaker 02

  Metal detecting?

• 20:56H. Foley?

  That's not bad.

• 20:57Speaker 02

  Go out to like Rockaway, every day. You got a car? Wake up, early morning, get a cup of coffee. I'd go, I love doing it. I got another kid, I can't be doing that though.

• 21:06H. Foley?

  There's nothing out there though. I find some ladies engaging, I gotta give it back to her?

• 21:10Speaker 02

  No.

• 21:11H. Foley?

  No?

• 21:12Speaker 02

  Modern day treasure, metal detectors are a perfect tool for you and your outdoor hobby. Explore parks, benches, beach, beaches, backyard to find hidden treasures just beneath the soil surface. You can unearth coins, jewelry, lost treasures, or even historical artifacts to collect, share, and display, and reunite owners with their lost items.

• 21:28H. Foley?

  I saw a video the other day, it was about ten grown men, and they were looking for arrowheads. And this one guy found this huge arrowhead, and you would've thought that these guys saw a pair of titties for the first time. They were, oh my god.

• 21:42Speaker 02

  Hit him with the bat wing? Hey boy.

• 21:46H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 21:47Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 21:47H. Foley?

  That'd be kinda cool, or like the guys that, that hammer the, um, the petrified snails. They look like rocks? What are they called?

• 21:56Speaker 02

  Just fossils.

• 21:57H. Foley?

  Yeah, but they're called something, schmickas smells or something?

• 22:00Speaker 02

  I don't think it's that, schmickas smells.

• 22:04Speaker 02

  The place I grew up near Churchill Nature Center, we'd go arrow hunting, arrowhead hunting, and you'd find them.

• 22:09H. Foley?

  Really?

• 22:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was like the whatever, with the Lenoppies or whatever.

• 22:13H. Foley?

  Man, that sucks.

• 22:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:15H. Foley?

  You could've shot a little straighter, huh?

• 22:18Speaker 02

  Whoa, miss me.

• 22:20H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's crazy to think about that stuff, how old that shit is.

• 22:23Speaker 02

  It was all there.

• 22:24H. Foley?

  Eight thousand years ago.

• 22:26Speaker 02

  Is that when they were banging?

• 22:27H. Foley?

  Probably.

• 22:27Speaker 02

  I mean, but like, what?

• 22:29H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 22:29Speaker 02

  Eight thousand?

• 22:31H. Foley?

  I don't know, the Ice Age was ten thousand years ago, you figure everybody rolled over on that.

• 22:35Speaker 02

  But Indians were banging in the fucking seventeen hundreds, eighteen hundreds.

• 22:39H. Foley?

  They were around for thousands of years, they lived peacefully on this land.

• 22:43Speaker 02

  Hey, why you throwing fucking shade at me like I'm the one who came and fucked the party up?

• 22:50Speaker 02

  Um...

• 22:52H. Foley?

  Like a mason, just as much as the next guy. Okay, so bird watching, metal detecting.

• 22:59Speaker 02

  Dance.

• 23:00H. Foley?

  Nah.

• 23:01Speaker 02

  Okay, pickleball?

• 23:03H. Foley?

  Hate it.

• 23:05Speaker 02

  Cycling. Can we get you a nice tricked out bike?

• 23:07H. Foley?

  No, I hate those guys.

• 23:09Speaker 02

  No, no, no, you don't have to do that, tube, too, this is just perfect for you. We'll get you the one with the two back wheels and the, and the basket in the back. We can put an iPad there so you can watch your YouTube shorts and you can, you know, find you a nice, but not on the streets or anything, find you a nice bike trail. I got one out in the burbs, big tray, you can just go everywhere.

• 23:28H. Foley?

  I'm not riding a trike. Like some fat kid.

• 23:33Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 23:33H. Foley?

  I'll do a sidecar. That and a gimlet.

• 23:39H. Foley?

  What about model building? I like models, I'm just not good at it.

• 23:43Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 23:43H. Foley?

  Snap models I used to like. You're snapping together, no glue required, I can't do the glue.

• 23:49Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 23:50H. Foley?

  It fucks me up. Remember my brother got all jacked up on glue one time, we were doing a model, started acting silly.

• 23:57Speaker 02

  You can take a class? Do like a paint and sip or something like that?

• 24:01H. Foley?

  No. But a, a class would be alright, what, you know what I always wanted to learn? I saw Bradley Cooper on a French television show talking French. And he did it so beautifully.

• 24:11Speaker 02

  You learned French?

• 24:12H. Foley?

  I would like to learn French, I honestly would. I'm pretty good at it.

• 24:17H. Foley?

  Bonsoir monsieur, parlez-vous anglais?

• 24:18Speaker 02

  You're ain't great at English.

• 24:19H. Foley?

  Bonsoir monsieur, parlez-vous anglais s'il vous plaît? Now see? I'm good with the accent. Spanish is, you know, whatever. Spanish is too many bad memories for me.

• 24:29Speaker 02

  What about woodworking? Whittlin? Sitting there, get you a nice knife, nice piece?

• 24:33H. Foley?

  I've never been great at it, though. My shit always came out bunk.

• 24:36Speaker 02

  I know, but you gotta get better. That's the part of that's, that's the whole, listen, there's no rush. You're in the back half of your career, slow it down. Whittle. Whittle.

• 24:46H. Foley?

  It's not bad.

• 24:48Speaker 02

  You on a rocking chair?

• 24:50H. Foley?

  You should let me make, cut, cut a couple demos.

• 24:53Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 24:54H. Foley?

  Cut some music. You should get me with the producer.

• 24:56Speaker 02

  Why would I let you cut music?

• 24:59H. Foley?

  Do it under the flag of AYG. Get into the music business.

• 25:02Speaker 02

  You're the only guy who I know who like, we have this and you wanna do like nine different side projects. Like you're Kevin Bacon. Do this one, this has been going on for three and a half years. We've been relatively successful. You wanna do side projects?

• 25:15H. Foley?

  You should get me writing for a young artist. Like put a couple hits together for some people.

• 25:20Speaker 02

  Nobody's stopping you. No one's stopping?

• 25:21H. Foley?

  I want everybody to get involved. You gotta find me a talent, get me a producer.

• 25:25Speaker 02

  You don't get involved in anything I do. I, you want everybody to do?

• 25:27H. Foley?

  I try to get involved, you wanna land me over?

• 25:29Speaker 02

  What? I, you, I invited you over, I said, come on down. Nah nah nah, I can't do it. Listen, we're, this is about, you want us to now do stuff? You gotta find a hobby, you gotta do something.

• 25:41H. Foley?

  Alright. Get in the music business.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  Cut us a track.

• 25:44H. Foley?

  I'll cut you a track.

• 25:45Speaker 02

  Please.

• 25:46H. Foley?

  On what?

• 25:48H. Foley?

  I need an engineer.

• 25:49Speaker 02

  I got a guy for you.

• 25:51H. Foley?

  You do?

• 25:51Speaker 02

  I do. Listen, you don't need an engineer.

• 25:53H. Foley?

  Do you think he could put a, like a, if I, if I hum something out or whatever, could he put, he put a, a, you know, a melody together?

• 26:02Speaker 02

  Aren't you supposed to be doing this? No, he wants other people to do it for him. He's like, I got, he, he wrote a poem that's probably fucking gay as shit. And he's gonna fucking, you know, "To be or not to be..." Shut up, alright? Woodworking, cycling, learn French. You've had, how long you been, been trying to be a musician?

• 26:22H. Foley?

  I've really been trying.

• 26:23Speaker 02

  How long?

• 26:23H. Foley?

  I was in the music business before.

• 26:25Speaker 02

  How long? Twenty years.

• 26:27H. Foley?

  Maybe.

• 26:28Speaker 02

  Twenty years, and you're asking Luke, a guy who's fucking a quarter of your age, "Do you know a guy that I can hum to and he can make the music?"

• 26:34H. Foley?

  I'd need to link up with the young engineer, young producer.

• 26:38Speaker 02

  Do it.

• 26:39H. Foley?

  Me?

• 26:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, do something.

• 26:41H. Foley?

  I don't got a laptop.

• 26:43Speaker 02

  You do.

• 26:44Speaker 03

  Film yourself in a guitar. It's all ZB needed.

• 26:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:48H. Foley?

  Good looking kid.

• 26:49Speaker 02

  You're no ZB.

• 26:50H. Foley?

  I am not.

• 26:51Speaker 02

  Go antiquing. That's nice. You like old shit?

• 26:54H. Foley?

  I don't like the smell.

• 26:55Speaker 02

  You gotta get over it. Also, listen, you don't smell great either, alright? I doubt the stores throw the year in there.

• 27:01H. Foley?

  I do like yard sales.

• 27:03Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 27:03H. Foley?

  They make me think when I was a kid and Patty would take me yard sailing. Go around looking for stuff.

• 27:09Speaker 02

  Is there anything you're looking for?

• 27:10H. Foley?

  Maybe flipping it?

• 27:11Speaker 02

  In particular?

• 27:12H. Foley?

  Toys.

• 27:13Speaker 02

  Just like toys for you?

• 27:15H. Foley?

  Yeah, I like glass stuff too, like ashtrays.

• 27:18Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 27:19H. Foley?

  Things like that.

• 27:20Speaker 02

  That's pretty good.

• 27:21H. Foley?

  Like, um... Uh, what are they called? Book, not bookshelves, book things that hold the books together?

• 27:27Speaker 03

  Bookends.

• 27:27H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 27:28Speaker 02

  Like decorative bookends?

• 27:29H. Foley?

  Yeah. We actually have two nice ones.

• 27:31Speaker 02

  You have any books?

• 27:32H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 27:33Speaker 02

  You have any books?

• 27:34H. Foley?

  I have a bunch of books at my house, in a box.

• 27:37Speaker 02

  I have any bookends to hold them up. You don't know whose they are?

• 27:39H. Foley?

  No.

• 27:40Speaker 02

  Where did they come from?

• 27:41H. Foley?

  I don't know. My wife had them or something. I might have one or two in there.

• 27:47H. Foley?

  But, because I like bookends, you know, just like as collectibles.

• 27:51Speaker 02

  Okay. That's not bad.

• 27:53H. Foley?

  It's not bad, right?

• 27:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:55Speaker 02

  You could do that. Go out on Saturday and Sunday. You gotta get up early. The hot ticket night, and you gotta go out there. Seasons changing, this is the perfect time for it, to spring cleaning. Go get a couple of good bookends.

• 28:07H. Foley?

  I like gardening a little bit.

• 28:08Speaker 02

  That's a good one.

• 28:09Speaker 03

  My dad could teach you that.

• 28:11H. Foley?

  Well, I got some shit growing up at the thing. I got strawberries, raspberries are growing.

• 28:15Speaker 02

  They're growing out of your underwear too. Couple of munchies in there. Couple of dumb. Lung beetles.

• 28:21H. Foley?

  And lions, man. I like bugs, too.

• 28:26Speaker 02

  No, you don't.

• 28:26H. Foley?

  Well, I like ladybugs and butterflies.

• 28:29Speaker 02

  Okay, what do you want to do with them?

• 28:33H. Foley?

  Make them fight?

• 28:36H. Foley?

  No, I don't know. Like, you know, over at the museum, they have like the butterfly cage.

• 28:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:41H. Foley?

  Feed them or something.

• 28:41Speaker 02

  No, you just go in there. My wife's been there a bunch.

• 28:44H. Foley?

  Just stand there.

• 28:45Speaker 02

  I guess. I never go there.

• 28:48H. Foley?

  Those get in your ear?

• 28:50Speaker 02

  Fuck that. Lay some larva in there. Next thing you know, I'm fucking Mothman number two.

• 28:57Speaker 02

  Caterpillar coming out of my asshole.

• 28:59H. Foley?

  All right. I like, this is not bad.

• 29:02Speaker 02

  This is pretty good, right?

• 29:03H. Foley?

  I started a landscaping company.

• 29:05Speaker 02

  Stop, you don't know how to do that.

• 29:07H. Foley?

  Yes, I do.

• 29:08Speaker 02

  No, you don't.

• 29:09H. Foley?

  I know how to cut. I fucking landscaped for five years.

• 29:12Speaker 02

  A hundred years ago.

• 29:13H. Foley?

  What, you think the technology has changed?

• 29:15Speaker 02

  A hundred percent.

• 29:17H. Foley?

  This guy talking about?

• 29:18Speaker 02

  You don't think, so no technol- there's been zero technological advances in 20 years?

• 29:21H. Foley?

  I'll go get a lawnmower.

• 29:22Speaker 02

  Okay, where you gonna keep that?

• 29:25H. Foley?

  Garage?

• 29:26Speaker 02

  Who's gonna get to go get the garage?

• 29:29H. Foley?

  Huh? I'll keep it in my car.

• 29:32Speaker 02

  So it's gonna be a push mower?

• 29:34H. Foley?

  Yeah, you start small. I like the push mower anyway. I used to always love doing, I like to love doing the front of the house.

• 29:40Speaker 02

  Let's put a pin on that. Put a pin on the thing that's never gonna happen.

• 29:46H. Foley?

  Sorry.

• 29:46Speaker 02

  Horseback riding, we'll take that off the list.

• 29:48H. Foley?

  Nah, I'm always scared. I love them, but I'm scared of them.

• 29:52Speaker 02

  Pottery.

• 29:53H. Foley?

  I could do that.

• 29:54Speaker 02

  Sexy.

• 29:55H. Foley?

  It is sexy.

• 29:56Speaker 02

  My wife did it.

• 29:59H. Foley?

  I had this girl in my pottery class in, uh...

• 30:02Speaker 02

  High school?

• 30:02H. Foley?

  Yeah, Colleen Riley. She was like this hippie chick.

• 30:07H. Foley?

  She had strawberry curly blonde hair. She used to call me Roly-Poly-Foley. I had such a crush on her. She smelled so good. She was so hot. She'd do her pottery. I'd just sit there.

• 30:20Speaker 02

  Well, okay, that's good.

• 30:22H. Foley?

  Oogling?

• 30:23Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. Well, you do like, you like, you know, uh... Why don't you, why don't you get into like records or something like that? You're into music?

• 30:31H. Foley?

  I don't like records. I'm not that into music, to be honest with you.

• 30:34Speaker 02

  You just said you want to be a musician.

• 30:35H. Foley?

  I like hits. I like hits. I write hits.

• 30:38Speaker 02

  You write hits?

• 30:39H. Foley?

  I write hits.

• 30:39Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 30:40H. Foley?

  I write pop hits.

• 30:42Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 30:42H. Foley?

  That's what I do.

• 30:44Speaker 02

  Um...

• 30:45H. Foley?

  Right?

• 30:51H. Foley?

  What else? This is good.

• 30:54Speaker 02

  Drone flying or racing?

• 30:56H. Foley?

  That's pretty cool. Those guys, they're Japanese kids though.

• 31:00Speaker 02

  Well, they fucking...

• 31:01H. Foley?

  Smoked me.

• 31:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, whoop ya.

• 31:03H. Foley?

  Be all over me like the butterflies.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  Put a whooping on ya.

• 31:05H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 31:06Speaker 02

  That ain't no good.

• 31:07H. Foley?

  Something nature-y. Photography, bird watching.

• 31:12Speaker 02

  Okay, this is...

• 31:13H. Foley?

  What about like...

• 31:14Speaker 02

  You could start a podcast.

• 31:15H. Foley?

  What about like fostering, uh, like a squirrel or something like that? Or like a, you know, a baby rabbit?

• 31:21Speaker 02

  Uh...

• 31:23H. Foley?

  Cat would probably get it.

• 31:23Speaker 02

  You can get your private pilot's license. For those keen to reach new heights of adventures and hobbies, getting your po- private pilot's license is easier than you think. As a private pilot, you can fly virtually any aircraft, operate in visual flight rules, VFR conditions, and additional ratings such as the multi-engine or instrument ratings.

• 31:43H. Foley?

  What about Minecraft? Should I get into Minecraft?

• 31:45Speaker 03

  I'll play with you.

• 31:46H. Foley?

  Would I understand it?

• 31:48Speaker 03

  It'd probably take a minute.

• 31:49H. Foley?

  What do you do? Build stuff? Is it like Fortnite?

• 31:52Speaker 03

  Nah, it's, it's... You can do whatever you want, basically, but you start in a world and you just build stuff.

• 31:57H. Foley?

  Like what? Like a house?

• 31:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, and you can like fight zombies and there's a game to be beat in the... You have to go kill the, this ender dragon.

• 32:07H. Foley?

  Oh my shit, it's fucking wet.

• 32:09Speaker 03

  I don't like that.

• 32:09Speaker 02

  This one, you can grow your own food. I don't know how you grow Doritos. Grow yourself a hoagie.

• 32:18H. Foley?

  Off the hoagie tree.

• 32:19Speaker 02

  My hoagie tree. Hey, get your hands off my hoagie plant.

• 32:27Speaker 02

  My cheesesteak shrubs.

• 32:32Speaker 02

  Also, it says although it's a naturally slow process, you'd be fucking eating your arm, fucking losing your mind.

• 32:39H. Foley?

  I wouldn't mind growing tomatoes and, uh, scallions. I like tomatoes and scallions together, like on a piece of white bread with some mayo and a little salt and pepper, like a tomato sandwich.

• 32:51Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 32:51H. Foley?

  They, my grandfather used to grow them up in Wilkes-Barre. And they used the coal, the cinders from, uh, from, uh, the brewery to as fertilizer. Truly good for it.

• 33:02Speaker 02

  Okay, that's good. Um...

• 33:06Speaker 02

  We have Nordic walking. It's a specific pole walking technique that harnesses the upper body's power to turn walking into a workout. It can be adapted for anybody and done anywhere.

• 33:17H. Foley?

  I've seen people do that.

• 33:18Speaker 02

  And you've likely seen a group pass you in your local community.

• 33:20H. Foley?

  With ski poles.

• 33:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, there are many Nordic walking groups for all activity levels. From beginners, to the more experienced, to the lard asses.

• 33:31Speaker 02

  It's a great activity to meet friends and get the exercise you want and develop your fitness. That's pretty good. There's also foraging. Another way to enjoy outdoors, foraging, where you source wild food for free. Save a couple of bucks.

• 33:46H. Foley?

  I wouldn't mind that. It would just be fun to do that, to go out with somebody.

• 33:49Speaker 02

  They do it, they do it in Central Park. My wife wants to do it. I said, "I ain't going."

• 33:53H. Foley?

  A lot of ticks and shit, though. And rats.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  Couple, yeah. Couple of fucking-

• 33:57H. Foley?

  And raccoons. You ever see the raccoons in Central Park?

• 33:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:01H. Foley?

  Like the Kelsey brothers. They can get ya.

• 34:04Speaker 02

  What?

• 34:04H. Foley?

  They're big.

• 34:06Speaker 02

  Um...

• 34:07H. Foley?

  Fat. They're huge, man. They're scary. Plus, they got those eyes that light up.

• 34:11Speaker 02

  Uh huh, and the hands. Yikes.

• 34:15H. Foley?

  I ain't fucking with nothing with thumbs.

• 34:17Speaker 02

  They're worse than teenagers. Those guys, a couple of them come at ya. Hit you with a "Hiya!"

• 34:23H. Foley?

  Yeah, they're scary. Didn't we see some, or there was a video, there was like 10 of them together?

• 34:28Speaker 02

  Oh, they're all, they all pop out of the parks. Start fucking, fucking ping ping ping, start taking yous out.

• 34:34H. Foley?

  But I do like a ba- I, I, I wouldn't mind, uh, hello? I wouldn't mind-

• 34:41Speaker 02

  This guy stinks.

• 34:42H. Foley?

  I wouldn't, I wouldn't mind, uh, you know, nurturing like a baby raccoon back to health. That'd be cute. I could do that.

• 34:50Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 34:51H. Foley?

  Or like bir- I like birds. I like little birdies.

• 34:56H. Foley?

  Maybe I'll get a bird. For the house.

• 34:59Speaker 02

  Drive it, mate.

• 35:00H. Foley?

  No?

• 35:01Speaker 02

  A bird?

• 35:02H. Foley?

  Why? Like get like a little-

• 35:04Speaker 02

  We travel a lot?

• 35:05H. Foley?

  Why I got the, the wife?

• 35:07Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 35:08H. Foley?

  She'll look out for him.

• 35:09Speaker 02

  Okay, sure.

• 35:10H. Foley?

  Cute little bird. I like cute little bird.

• 35:12Speaker 02

  I like him.

• 35:13H. Foley?

  Did I ever tell you about the bird that I saved in, uh, upstate New York when I was driving? Yeah, it fell down a, a, a storm drain and I went in, dropped the lady off and he was down there crying and I used a, a, a long branch and a surgical mask and I made a little basket and I pulled him out.

• 35:30Speaker 03

  My buddy had a toucan and it bit me on the ear. It took me like 30 seconds to get it off. I freaked the fuck out.

• 35:35Speaker 02

  That. Gonna ruin friendships forever.

• 35:39H. Foley?

  What the fuck?

• 35:42Speaker 03

  Dude, I was 22.

• 35:44H. Foley?

  Holy shit. Oh, I would not like that. Did it hurt?

• 35:49Speaker 03

  The, oh, so it was bleeding. They let him just go around the house? It's so scary.

• 35:54Speaker 02

  I would have never stepped foot in that house.

• 35:55H. Foley?

  Yeah, what the fuck?

• 35:56Speaker 03

  My buddy.

• 35:57Speaker 02

  Like the goddamn Amazon.

• 35:58Speaker 03

  It's like day one.

• 35:59H. Foley?

  Jesus. And we just come up behind ya?

• 36:02Speaker 03

  Dude, he put it on my shoulder and then it crawled onto my head and then got my ear.

• 36:07Speaker 02

  No.

• 36:07H. Foley?

  I would have fucking-

• 36:08Speaker 02

  The second it got on my head, I would have fucking thrown haymakers up there.

• 36:13H. Foley?

  Fucking smashed that thing against the TV.

• 36:19H. Foley?

  Fuck that.

• 36:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's how you fuck around and kill your boy's bird.

• 36:23H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 36:25Speaker 02

  Um, I got one for you that might be pretty good.

• 36:28H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 36:29Speaker 02

  It's very much-

• 36:29H. Foley?

  And I appreciate you guys doing this.

• 36:31Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 36:36H. Foley?

  You gonna say it?

• 36:37Speaker 02

  I was just saying, you're like, I appreciate you doing this. You've taken this and you're trying to make us record producers.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  Uh, pretty good and it's like good. You can research, you can devote some time to it and tinkering with stuff. Fishing.

• 36:53H. Foley?

  I, I-

• 36:54Speaker 02

  Get a fishing rod.

• 36:55H. Foley?

  I was a fisherman at one time in my life.

• 36:56Speaker 02

  You build, you build out a tackle box. I'll go with you. I like fish. We take the boy fishing. Fucking put him on here, zzz, little fishing.

• 37:04H. Foley?

  A little guy?

• 37:04Speaker 02

  Yeah. I love fishing.

• 37:07H. Foley?

  We pick a name yet?

• 37:08Speaker 02

  No.

• 37:09H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 37:10Speaker 02

  What do you mean we?

• 37:13H. Foley?

  Is there a chance he's gonna be named Henry?

• 37:16Speaker 02

  No.

• 37:16H. Foley?

  Not at all?

• 37:17Speaker 02

  I, no.

• 37:19H. Foley?

  No?

• 37:19Speaker 02

  Couldn't happen.

• 37:20H. Foley?

  What if I died right before he was born?

• 37:25Speaker 02

  Trav? Hit me. Uh, no.

• 37:28H. Foley?

  No?

• 37:29Speaker 02

  Then I have to hate him. Wanna hate him?

• 37:31H. Foley?

  Be mean to him.

• 37:33Speaker 02

  It's up to you, fat fuck.

• 37:35H. Foley?

  Fishing's alright.

• 37:36Speaker 02

  Fishing's good.

• 37:37H. Foley?

  I like light fishing, though.

• 37:38Speaker 02

  What do you mean, light fishing?

• 37:39H. Foley?

  Like, you know, for small fish.

• 37:40Speaker 02

  Fresh water?

• 37:41H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 37:42Speaker 02

  Going for sunnies, bass.

• 37:43H. Foley?

  Where would I get to do that around here?

• 37:45Speaker 02

  What do you mean? You're not on Mars, dude.

• 37:49H. Foley?

  Where am I gonna go? You'd do that Coney Island.

• 37:53Speaker 02

  Go up to fucking Long Island, Queens. There's gotta be ponds and streams.

• 37:57H. Foley?

  Yeah, probably is.

• 37:58Speaker 02

  We'll go up to Westchester, once a month, make a date out of it.

• 38:02H. Foley?

  What about golf?

• 38:04Speaker 02

  I've seen, I would love, I would love nothing but for you to pick up golf. Me, you, Luke, and Diesel, all go out and golf. But, from what I've seen from you...

• 38:16H. Foley?

  Maybe I could get some classes.

• 38:17Speaker 02

  That is, it's physically impossible that you'd pick up golf.

• 38:22H. Foley?

  You think so?

• 38:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:27H. Foley?

  With my small hands?

• 38:28Speaker 02

  That's what it is.

• 38:30H. Foley?

  Could you teach me golf?

• 38:31Speaker 03

  Nah, I'm not good enough to teach you golf.

• 38:34H. Foley?

  Well, you, we'll get somebody.

• 38:36Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 38:37H. Foley?

  We'll get Rory McIlroy.

• 38:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, call him.

• 38:41H. Foley?

  What do you think he would cost? For a couple of sessions?

• 38:43Speaker 03

  Million dollars at least.

• 38:44H. Foley?

  You think so?

• 38:45Speaker 02

  He just won the Masters. An hour, for an hour's sesh?

• 38:49H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 38:49Speaker 02

  Two million dollars.

• 38:50H. Foley?

  You think so?

• 38:51Speaker 02

  You'd have to get him on a pla- yeah, he don't wanna, what?

• 38:55H. Foley?

  Hey Rory, wanna go fishing?

• 38:58Speaker 02

  This is a freebie. I ain't paying ya. This is, because we're best friends.

• 39:04H. Foley?

  Kidding.

• 39:04Speaker 02

  I think fishing would be great.

• 39:06H. Foley?

  Fishing's not bad.

• 39:07Speaker 02

  We can go, like, once a Sunday, go, get out, we'll scout out some spots, ah, this is good, that's good.

• 39:13H. Foley?

  You know what I-

• 39:13Speaker 02

  Get back a sandwich, hit your hoagie tree.

• 39:15H. Foley?

  You know what I really like?

• 39:16Speaker 02

  What?

• 39:17H. Foley?

  And, they're around here. I like to eat 'em, and I also, I, I like them, is lobster. Where would I lobster? Can you lobster off the coast, or do you have to go out in the water?

• 39:27Speaker 02

  I don't think you like, you like, those are like traps.

• 39:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:30H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 39:31Speaker 02

  That's not, I don't, I don't know. I don't think that's like a pass, that's like, I think you throw the traps in and get out. I don't think it's like crabbing with the handle.

• 39:38Speaker 03

  I think it's only also in like, southern water that you like, do the tickling and catching them.

• 39:42Speaker 02

  I don't know none of that.

• 39:43H. Foley?

  Tickling?

• 39:44Speaker 03

  Yeah. I mean, Dustin, uh, Tom Dustin was talking about it, but...

• 39:48H. Foley?

  Nah, I'm not talking about those Caribbean. I'm talking about fucking...

• 39:51Speaker 03

  That's all traps.

• 39:52H. Foley?

  That's all traps, but I could still do that, right? Or is that commercial only?

• 39:56Speaker 03

  I mean, you need a license, I'm sure, but you can get, I think you can catch in Maine, a few.

• 39:59H. Foley?

  I like lobsters.

• 40:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, you buy a lot.

• 40:03H. Foley?

  Yeah, I guess so. Oh, what about a fish tank?

• 40:07Speaker 02

  Huh.

• 40:07H. Foley?

  The wife doesn't like them though. She can't eat in front of them for some reason. It makes her sick. I don't know why.

• 40:13Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 40:14H. Foley?

  But a nice fish tank would be alright.

• 40:16Speaker 02

  I've always wanted one.

• 40:17H. Foley?

  Me too. I had a couple.

• 40:18Speaker 02

  I like the idea of it.

• 40:19H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 40:20Speaker 02

  My brother had one that kinda got there. Kinda got there.

• 40:24H. Foley?

  It's a good if you go to sleep. It's a good night light.

• 40:26Speaker 02

  Oh, my cousin Liam. Fucking, I loved it. It was a row home in Port Richmond. We'd always stay there. And so I'd sleep in his room in his bed. Fucking, he had this, it was the size of this table. He worked at a pet shop. He loved pets. I mean, this thing, it would be, he had the little diver, he had the treasure chest, he had the tree, he had the everything.

• 40:49H. Foley?

  Bubbling up, yeah.

• 40:50Speaker 02

  He had all the cool fish that came in that month. Probably smelled like a fucking bum's nutsackarino, but...

• 40:58Speaker 03

  Okay. Our neighbor had one of those. It was like, so expensive. Sandy hit, wiped the block.

• 41:03Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 41:04Speaker 03

  All the fish were dead. It was like, 200K in fish in the tank.

• 41:07H. Foley?

  Wait, it was inside?

• 41:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, but then Sandy hit and the block, and all the power went out.

• 41:12H. Foley?

  Oh, man, that sucks.

• 41:15Speaker 02

  Had an octopus in there. It was crazy.

• 41:16H. Foley?

  Oh, the octopus died?

• 41:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:18H. Foley?

  Fuck. Figure if something like that was coming, you'd take it and take him and throw him back in the water, give him a shot.

• 41:24Speaker 02

  Sandy.

• 41:26H. Foley?

  I'm saying. You go down to the beach and throw the octopus in there, let him go.

• 41:30Speaker 03

  I think it was like a, it's like a, it's like a Caribbean tank, yeah.

• 41:36H. Foley?

  Hmm. I wonder if there's octopus out in the, like, off the coast of New York?

• 41:42Speaker 03

  I'm sure.

• 41:43H. Foley?

  Or is it only in warm waters?

• 41:45Speaker 03

  Uh, I don't know.

• 41:46H. Foley?

  You ever seen an octopus live?

• 41:49Speaker 03

  Probably.

• 41:49H. Foley?

  Well, tell him.

• 41:51Speaker 02

  I've seen them dead, I know that much.

• 41:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're octopuses off of the coast of Long Island.

• 41:56H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 41:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:57H. Foley?

  Huh. I like octopus. Grilled. With a little bit of lemon in all of it.

• 42:06H. Foley?

  It's so good, I just feel bad eating them.

• 42:10Speaker 02

  Uh, okay. Hmm, let's see.

• 42:14Speaker 02

  So what's leading at the moment, do you think?

• 42:16H. Foley?

  Uh, I like the metal detecting, I like the bird watching. Um, I think, you know, I think maybe me doing something for somebody else other than me would be good.

• 42:27Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 42:28H. Foley?

  You know? Like, the Big Brother program would be alright. You know?

• 42:32Speaker 03

  Are you fluent in Cantonese, Spanish?

• 42:35Speaker 02

  That's gotta help.

• 42:36Speaker 03

  Or any, or Mandarin, Korean?

• 42:38H. Foley?

  No.

• 42:39Speaker 03

  It's on the application process.

• 42:41H. Foley?

  Really?

• 42:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:43H. Foley?

  But out in Queens, maybe there's like, uh, you know, like a Boys and Girls Club or something like that.

• 42:47Speaker 03

  Briefly describe your motivation for applying to become a Big Brother.

• 42:50H. Foley?

  Bored.

• 42:52Speaker 02

  My friends are making me get off the couch. My wife doesn't like me.

• 42:58Speaker 02

  Trying to get a little distance from the missus. Uh, this is a pretty good one, letter writing.

• 43:05H. Foley?

  Dear Mother. Like that?

• 43:08Speaker 02

  I will never forgive you for what you've done to me.

• 43:12Speaker 02

  You are crazy as the day is long.

• 43:15H. Foley?

  Patty is nuts, you get crazier by the day.

• 43:17Speaker 02

  I will have my vengeance in this life or another.

• 43:20H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 43:23H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 43:24Speaker 02

  Um, you could paint. Painting's good, coloring, keep your brain sharp.

• 43:28H. Foley?

  I like to paint.

• 43:29Speaker 02

  I gotta tell you, when that pandemic hit.

• 43:32H. Foley?

  You were coloring?

• 43:32Speaker 02

  We were painting. Paint by, I loved it. I'd get a, I'd get a-

• 43:35H. Foley?

  Paint by numbers?

• 43:36Speaker 02

  Yeah. Like, they were like, it was like, real intricate and deep, like, crazy detail, like a speck here, a dot there, a big thing.

• 43:43H. Foley?

  Maybe I could take like, an art class.

• 43:45Speaker 02

  Yeah. I'd get, I'd get a bottle of wine, and I'd fucking sit there and get fucking torched.

• 43:52H. Foley?

  Did you have an easel?

• 43:53Speaker 02

  No, I just did it on the-

• 43:55H. Foley?

  Kitchen table?

• 43:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, just sitting there, fucking, you, you hyper-focus for an hour, whatever, passes the time, you feel accomplished, you, you wanna do it, to, to finish it. I got a couple of nice, bitch should bring them in here and hang them up, a couple of nice pieces.

• 44:08H. Foley?

  You should.

• 44:08Speaker 02

  Think I trashed them.

• 44:11H. Foley?

  Probably a couple of honeys in the art classes, too. I'll bring the wife.

• 44:14Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 44:15H. Foley?

  Get me on board.

• 44:16Speaker 03

  Um. Got you six sessions for three twenty-five art classes.

• 44:21H. Foley?

  We're at.

• 44:22Speaker 03

  Oil painting, West Side, Seventy Second Street.

• 44:24H. Foley?

  Oil painting?

• 44:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:25H. Foley?

  Nah, I don't like oil paints.

• 44:26Speaker 03

  Alright, I'll find some.

• 44:27H. Foley?

  I'm a watercolor man, or acrylic.

• 44:31Speaker 03

  It's good to know.

• 44:32H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 44:33Speaker 03

  Ah, watercolor in class.

• 44:34H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 44:36Speaker 02

  You know what you need to do? You live in Queens.

• 44:40H. Foley?

  I live in Queens.

• 44:41Speaker 02

  You gotta go to like, every morning, you get up, go hit the Dunkin' and hang out with the other old timers.

• 44:47H. Foley?

  It's not a bad idea, go sit in the park, talk shit.

• 44:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, find, you know, find your Charlie and your fucking Bobby and, you know.

• 44:54H. Foley?

  They all speak Greek, though, they're all old Greek guys. I only been there once, I don't know Greek politics. That's what they sit and talk about.

• 45:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, maybe not those guys, there's gotta be guys speaking English.

• 45:06H. Foley?

  Maybe.

• 45:07Speaker 02

  Lot of Russians out there, too.

• 45:09H. Foley?

  What about Neighborhood Watch?

• 45:12H. Foley?

  Get a fucking taser and a flashlight, go around dishing out my own brand of Street Justice.

• 45:21Speaker 02

  Listen, I think if you fucking, you link up with the guys, you're hanging out there two, three days a week, you go get your coffees.

• 45:28H. Foley?

  I could use some friends outside of comedy.

• 45:30Speaker 02

  I think you could, I think that'd be really good. And stop, look, you're hanging out with all younger guys. Hang out with guys your age, fifty year olds.

• 45:40H. Foley?

  What about gambling? I like gambling.

• 45:41Speaker 02

  That's probably not great.

• 45:43H. Foley?

  Is there a casino in Queens?

• 45:45Speaker 02

  There is, I think so, yeah.

• 45:49H. Foley?

  Luke?

• 45:51Speaker 03

  Resorts World, New York City.

• 45:54H. Foley?

  Hello.

• 45:56H. Foley?

  Play the tables.

• 45:59Speaker 02

  Um.

• 46:02Speaker 02

  I, I really like that social one, you go to the Y or whatever. You know?

• 46:08H. Foley?

  Go to the YMCA?

• 46:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, meet other old, all other, you know, elder, elderly people.

• 46:15H. Foley?

  What about like, uh, um, reading to vets or something like that? Old vets, at like a nursing home.

• 46:23Speaker 02

  Maybe you could volunteer at the nursing home, pick out what room you want.

• 46:29H. Foley?

  That's not bad.

• 46:30Speaker 02

  Can take up chess?

• 46:32H. Foley?

  I hate chess.

• 46:32Speaker 02

  Playing in the park?

• 46:33H. Foley?

  Nah.

• 46:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 46:35H. Foley?

  Too many bugs.

• 46:36Speaker 02

  Alright, trying.

• 46:37H. Foley?

  But I do like, uh, you know, if I, you know, maybe like went and helped read or something like that to old vets or sit and talk to them.

• 46:43Speaker 03

  Uh, it seems like the New York Public Library has a service doing that.

• 46:48H. Foley?

  Oh, alright. Fuck me then, I guess.

• 46:50Speaker 03

  I'll get, no, you can join the book.

• 46:51H. Foley?

  What about like, what about, look up like volunteering for old people? To hang out with them? Or something?

• 47:00H. Foley?

  You know?

• 47:03Speaker 02

  Like companion type stuff?

• 47:04H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 47:05Speaker 02

  They're offering experience.

• 47:07H. Foley?

  I'm not escorting.

• 47:10Speaker 02

  What about an OnlyFans? Is there, is there OnlyFans for fat guys?

• 47:13Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah.

• 47:14Speaker 02

  Let's fucking make a couple of bucks.

• 47:15H. Foley?

  Show my butthole?

• 47:16Speaker 02

  You don't have to do that. You shit him with the bird. With the bat wing. You ain't gotta show nothing, just like, we'll like, put you in like...

• 47:24H. Foley?

  Lingerie?

• 47:25Speaker 02

  I mean, if that's what you're, if that's what you're looking at, sure. You know, scantily clad, but like positions. We can make a couple of fucking bucks.

• 47:35H. Foley?

  Butthole out?

• 47:36Speaker 02

  Nah, I mean, it sounds like you want to.

• 47:39H. Foley?

  Toys?

• 47:40Speaker 02

  If you want. Listen. It's Adam and Eve, baby, not Adam and Steve. Um... What about swimming? Swim once a week. Get up, get into the pool, little water aerobics. That's what Denise does.

• 47:53H. Foley?

  It's not bad.

• 47:54Speaker 02

  And get you up, you join the Y. Find out, find out where there's a Y in Astoria, with a pool. It's like eight, dude, the Y's like fourteen bucks for the year.

• 48:03H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 48:04Speaker 02

  You go, jump in a pool once, once a week. Just go, I go every fucking-

• 48:07H. Foley?

  Freshen up?

• 48:08Speaker 02

  Every Tuesday morning. Every Tuesday and Thursday, whatever. You get up.

• 48:12H. Foley?

  I should get more involved in the community.

• 48:14Speaker 03

  Long Island City's got one.

• 48:16Speaker 02

  Long Island City?

• 48:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:18H. Foley?

  What about running for something? Comp troller or something out there in Queens? Take over the streets.

• 48:23Speaker 02

  You don't have it, man.

• 48:24H. Foley?

  Run for Congress.

• 48:27H. Foley?

  AOC did it. Goddamn bartender.

• 48:31Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 48:32Speaker 03

  Why don't you join your community first?

• 48:34H. Foley?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 48:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're trying to take over. My knee hurts. Um...

• 48:42Speaker 02

  Listen. Get your affairs in order. Get a will going.

• 48:46H. Foley?

  Is that what this says? Does that say that?

• 48:48Speaker 03

  It does.

• 48:50H. Foley?

  I don't have any affairs.

• 48:54H. Foley?

  Pay rent. I got the broad, Patty. It's all theirs.

• 49:00Speaker 03

  Lucky them, huh?

• 49:03Speaker 03

  Leave my fucking handgun and a bullet.

• 49:07H. Foley?

  Kind of skyrocketing American Express bill.

• 49:10Speaker 02

  You could do geocaching.

• 49:12H. Foley?

  What's that? Hold on. Geo cat- what are you laughing at? What, like cloud seeding?

• 49:19Speaker 02

  What?

• 49:19H. Foley?

  What?

• 49:20Speaker 02

  Cloud seeding?

• 49:21H. Foley?

  That's geo something.

• 49:22Speaker 02

  What's cloud seeding?

• 49:24H. Foley?

  Where they seed the clouds and make it rain.

• 49:26Speaker 02

  Oh, no. For those, uh, detail oriented, which you are not, you use global positioning system receiver or mobile device and other navigational techniques to hide and seek containers called geocaches.

• 49:41H. Foley?

  Like the Pokemon game?

• 49:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:43Speaker 03

  A little bit, yeah.

• 49:44H. Foley?

  Huh. What's in there?

• 49:46Speaker 03

  Uh, it's just like a list that you kind of write your name on, and then you put it back and then you hide it again.

• 49:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, the typical caches-

• 49:52H. Foley?

  If I hide it, wouldn't I know where it is?

• 49:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, but then you go look for another one.

• 49:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:55Speaker 02

  You leave it there for other people to find. A small, it's a small waterproof container containing a logbook and a pen or pencil. The geocacher signs the log with their code name and date to prove they found the cache. After signing the log, the cache must be put back exactly where the person found it. Larger containers such as plastic food containers can also contain items for trading, such as small toys, butt plugs, or drinking.

• 50:17H. Foley?

  Put some lasagna in there.

• 50:20Speaker 02

  I'll have some of my salmon I had over, I had from lunch.

• 50:25Speaker 02

  Should be good, it's cold out. Um...

• 50:29H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 50:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:32H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 50:34Speaker 02

  If you had to pick your top three out of that.

• 50:37H. Foley?

  I like the, the cloisters and the bird photography.

• 50:40Speaker 02

  Come on, well, I'll meet ya.

• 50:42H. Foley?

  You gotta get a camera.

• 50:43Speaker 03

  Well, I'll, I'll give you one right now.

• 50:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're fucking looking at seven cameras.

• 50:47Speaker 03

  Why don't, why don't we send you home? You can take, homework is ten pictures by the time we come back.

• 50:52Speaker 02

  Listen, this is good.

• 50:56Speaker 02

  One day this week, nice, maybe next week, or at the end of the week, next week. We'll pick a nice day, come up to the Cloisters, we'll take, me, you and Hans, go for a walk.

• 51:05H. Foley?

  Go bird watching?

• 51:06Speaker 02

  Go bird watching.

• 51:08H. Foley?

  What's up there?

• 51:09Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 51:10H. Foley?

  Hawks?

• 51:10Speaker 02

  You ever been up there? Hawks?

• 51:12H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 51:12Speaker 02

  No, like fucking...

• 51:14H. Foley?

  Pigeons, I seen them.

• 51:16Speaker 02

  No, well, there's a bunch of birds, and I'm not looking at the birds, I'm looking at the birds.

• 51:21Speaker 02

  These old bags are always taking pictures.

• 51:23H. Foley?

  More of an ass man.

• 51:26Speaker 02

  Look at the gazongas on that Duke can.

• 51:28H. Foley?

  That's illegal, right?

• 51:30Speaker 02

  Well, taking pictures will... Not at the Republic, I don't have to tell you. It is if, it is if you're looking through their window.

• 51:39H. Foley?

  That's a hard way.

• 51:41Speaker 02

  Serve the nickel.

• 51:45H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 51:46Speaker 02

  I think that'd be nice, come up, we'll go, we'll go for a walk, drive out.

• 51:49H. Foley?

  Yeah, I like the metal detecting thing. What about like to like a battleground or something? They fight any battles around here?

• 51:56Speaker 02

  Gettysburg? No. Yeah.

• 51:58H. Foley?

  That place is haunted, you know I ain't going near that. I'm talking about up here.

• 52:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, if, I mean, it's, I, it's all, Fort Wa- I live right next to Fort Washington. They got steamrolled in like fifteen minutes by the Brits, seriously, like proper steamrolled.

• 52:14H. Foley?

  Was Washington there?

• 52:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:16H. Foley?

  Is that how he got across the river?

• 52:17Speaker 02

  What? No, he crossed the river in Bucks County.

• 52:20H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 52:21Speaker 02

  Washington's crossing.

• 52:22H. Foley?

  What was he doing up there in, in the heights?

• 52:24Speaker 02

  He used to run this shit. Look up Fort Washington. Believe it, yeah, uh, no, uh, what's it called, what do they call it, Corbin Park?

• 52:32H. Foley?

  Fort Washington, that's in Philly.

• 52:35Speaker 02

  What?

• 52:35H. Foley?

  That's in Philly, near Ambler. Isn't that Fort Washington?

• 52:40H. Foley?

  What the fuck am I thinking of? There's no Fort Washington in New York.

• 52:45Speaker 02

  I live next to, I live on Fort Washington Avenue.

• 52:47H. Foley?

  Oh, you do?

• 52:48Speaker 02

  I used to.

• 52:52Speaker 02

  What park, oh, it's, uh, no, that's, uh, Bennett Park. Bennett Park was Fort Washington.

• 52:58H. Foley?

  Probably find some sweet shit up there. Some Hessian.

• 53:00Speaker 02

  It's the highest point in Manhattan is Bennett Park, which used to be, was Fort Washington.

• 53:05H. Foley?

  He had the high ground and he still got his ass kicked?

• 53:07Speaker 02

  It's like, literally, the plaque even says, it was like, they're like, "The man stood tall and firm." Eight and a half minutes, the fucking redcoats came, fucking, came in like a patch, a couple of arrowheads.

• 53:18Speaker 03

  Captured 2,838 American prisoners.

• 53:21H. Foley?

  Jesus, how many redcoats were there?

• 53:25Speaker 02

  Four. Guys are trained assassins.

• 53:29H. Foley?

  Really? 2,000?

• 53:34H. Foley?

  That sucks.

• 53:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, they had 8,000 dudes.

• 53:36Speaker 02

  8,000?

• 53:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:39H. Foley?

  That's a lot.

• 53:41Speaker 02

  They still got a cannon in there, cannon, from the part of Fort Washington memorials.

• 53:45H. Foley?

  I take that?

• 53:46Speaker 02

  I don't think so, I think it's heavy.

• 53:49H. Foley?

  I like the metal detecting on the beach.

• 53:52Speaker 03

  Some expensive detectors.

• 53:54Speaker 02

  That's the only thing. You're, that means you gotta get up, you gotta put your shoes on.

• 53:59H. Foley?

  Maybe I could just do it in the neighborhood.

• 54:01Speaker 02

  You're in bed, rubbing your toes with it.

• 54:04Speaker 03

  Finding used needles.

• 54:07Speaker 02

  Oh, look, another car bumper, wow.

• 54:12H. Foley?

  Tesla?

• 54:12Speaker 02

  I found another, I found another yellow cab.

• 54:17Speaker 02

  Alright, well, we'll see what we put into, uh, what we put into practice here.

• 54:22H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 54:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:23H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 54:24Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 54:25H. Foley?

  Very fun.

• 54:29H. Foley?

  Gang?

• 54:30Speaker 02

  Hey, why don't you try hosting the show?

• 54:32H. Foley?

  Gang, like we say every weekend, we love ya. Hit me up if you got more suggestions. I know a few weeks ago, people hit me up with a couple of suggestions when we were lightly talking about this, but now that we flushed it out, let me know. Or if you wanna hang, I'm looking for friends. Love ya, see you next weekend.

• 54:47Speaker 02

  Peace.