Ep 543 - Spyder's Web

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Wow, wow, Wes. Obviously, we're ready, Sean. Yo.

• 0:04Matt McCusker?

  I was ready this morning, man. You should have called me at 6:30. I woke up being like, I'm ready to fucking podcast.

• 0:09Speaker 00

  All I thought about today was podcasting.

• 0:11Matt McCusker?

  Can't get enough.

• 0:11Speaker 00

  Soon as that red light comes on, we're on. And we're here to talk cancel culture.

• 0:16Matt McCusker?

  I mean, I'm active right now. I'm ready to punch over it.

• 0:19Speaker 00

  Are you ready to do it? Yeah.

• 0:21Matt McCusker?

  I'm ready to throw the ones. I'm ready to throw the ones.

• 0:24Speaker 00

  I'll throw, I'll throw one, then two's.

• 0:25Matt McCusker?

  I can't stop watching videos about that white rapper who keeps saying the N-word. He's like, I'm ready to punch on it. He's ready to punch over it. Someone's even looking, if even thinks someone's looking at him sideways, he's like, I'm ready to punch about it.

• 0:37Speaker 00

  I think that's the only way.

• 0:38Matt McCusker?

  He's giant, dude. He's a giant man.

• 0:41Speaker 00

  It's how people seem to get away with saying the N-word. There's certain guys out there, like the Puerto Ricans.

• 0:45Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, there is dirty white.

• 0:47Speaker 00

  They might punch over this.

• 0:48Matt McCusker?

  They could punch over it, but there are some, I've met a couple of dirty white boys who were just like casually, not like, like they were just casually drop the N-word in conversation. I'd just be kinda like.

• 0:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, it kinda takes you out of the conversation a little.

• 0:59Matt McCusker?

  A little bit. It's a real, it's a real delineator where you're like, yeah, shit. They're like sussing me out. They're like, I think I could, yeah, it was kind of like one of those things where like, yeah, I'm not really about this life you guys are living.

• 1:10Speaker 00

  Typically, any, any, any non-African American saying the N-word is sussing you out when they say it.

• 1:14Matt McCusker?

  I think so.

• 1:15Speaker 00

  I mean, they say, it could be your uncle in the car and he says it and you go.

• 1:22Matt McCusker?

  See, it's skull and bones.

• 1:23Speaker 00

  Uncle, I'm not very comfortable with this.

• 1:28Matt McCusker?

  You should record him.

• 1:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's a tough spot when someone else says the N-word.

• 1:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but, yeah, I mean, he, I mean, the rap, his name's Jin Lee, by the way. That's his rapper. That's his rapper, Jin Lee. And he's just like, the problem was, he stopped saying it because he like started getting some success. And he had like people, like managers being like, you gotta stop saying the N-word.

• 1:48Speaker 00

  That'll happen.

• 1:52Matt McCusker?

  He had managers like, yo, you gotta stop. But he said his music was, it was ass, cause he was like, I just, it threw off my whole thing. If you, especially if you're rapping, using the N word, and you take it away, that's, it's tough.

• 2:03Speaker 00

  It's a key component to hip hop.

• 2:04Matt McCusker?

  It's, I mean, it's definitely useful.

• 2:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's the bedrock.

• 2:07Matt McCusker?

  But, yeah, so then he came back after the shit wasn't working, he goes, I'm wanting to do it. They're like, no, no, no.

• 2:12Speaker 00

  No, don't do it.

• 2:13Matt McCusker?

  I'm gonna do it again now, he's, he's back on his bullshit.

• 2:16Speaker 00

  I wonder if Papa John's will follow the same route.

• 2:17Matt McCusker?

  Go back on their bullshit?

• 2:19Speaker 00

  And he's just like, when the pizza sales are down, dude, it ain't right. I gotta go back to how I used to talk.

• 2:24Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, John just has to be genuine.

• 2:26Speaker 00

  John is pretty genuine.

• 2:28Matt McCusker?

  He is.

• 2:28Speaker 00

  Doesn't he, doesn't he still live in a castle in Kentucky, dude? Obviously, he's saying the N word, he lives in a castle.

• 2:33Matt McCusker?

  I mean, that's gotta be crazy, in a castle in Kentucky with like a goblet, just thinking about the time he said the N word. I mean, imagine though, cause a lot of business heads are like really stoked on cursing, that's like a high level CEO thing.

• 2:45Speaker 00

  Cause they're bad at it.

• 2:46Matt McCusker?

  I don't give a fuck, guys, everyone's like, oh shit. He was probably like, I'm about to take this shit to the next level.

• 2:51Speaker 00

  It works though, if you, if you curse, yeah. If, if your boss swears, everyone's like, dude, my boss is so cool.

• 2:57Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:58Speaker 00

  He says like shit and fuck in the meetings, in the morning.

• 3:03Speaker 00

  He says fuck at work, dude, oh, it's so badass, it's like Wolf of Wall Street in there. It's so cool.

• 3:11Matt McCusker?

  We were at a happy hour and he called our one coworker up.

• 3:13Speaker 00

  Wow, wow.

• 3:14Matt McCusker?

  It was so awesome.

• 3:15Speaker 00

  It was so awesome. He called the waitress, bitch, it was so fucking sick.

• 3:20Matt McCusker?

  That happens when you're in an office, you're like in school forever, essentially.

• 3:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:24Matt McCusker?

  Like, you can't say bad words.

• 3:25Speaker 00

  No bad words.

• 3:26Matt McCusker?

  You can't say anything suggestive, it's like, you're in school forever.

• 3:29Speaker 00

  You get in a dump for too long, they come looking for you.

• 3:30Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah, true.

• 3:32Speaker 00

  You gotta sign out for the bathroom.

• 3:35Speaker 00

  I was taking liberties with those dumps.

• 3:37Matt McCusker?

  Bro.

• 3:38Speaker 00

  I was taking hour-long dumps.

• 3:40Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:41Matt McCusker?

  I mean, I've totally faked them.

• 3:43Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, I would just go read, I would go read my Kindle, I'd just sit up there and read.

• 3:48Matt McCusker?

  Taking a fake dump at work and just knowing you've like crushed clipped off fifteen minutes.

• 3:52Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:53Matt McCusker?

  You were an hour, hour, hours.

• 3:55Speaker 00

  I was hitting hours. I was, when I was working at that fucking factory, I would just sleep.

• 3:59Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's kinda nice.

• 4:00Speaker 00

  I would just go hide in the locker room and sleep.

• 4:02Matt McCusker?

  That's the best.

• 4:03Speaker 00

  They hated me for it.

• 4:04Matt McCusker?

  I always get so scared to sleep at work. I've tried it. I did it in an office. There was one guy who wouldn't come in on a certain day and I would go to his like office. It was all like dark. There was no lights on. I would just lay in the corner and try to sleep.

• 4:15Speaker 00

  That fucking rules though.

• 4:16Matt McCusker?

  But I'd be so fucking like.

• 4:17Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:18Matt McCusker?

  So jacked up. Yeah, I was worried about getting caught. Sleeping at work, if you can somehow pull it off, I mean, that's the ultimate.

• 4:24Speaker 00

  The factory was easy to sleep at, cause it was, the hours were.

• 4:28Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 4:28Speaker 00

  I was literally falling asleep.

• 4:30Matt McCusker?

  Night shift is like, people do sleep. It's kind of accepted to sleep on night shift. Yeah, it's kind of acceptable to be like, dude, I'm gonna go fucking take an hour long nap.

• 4:37Speaker 00

  Uh, when I worked at an auto auction, I could, I could pull off a nap in a car. My job would be to go clean the cars. I would just find one far as fuck, turn it on, get the A C going.

• 4:49Speaker 00

  Not clean a single car. I actually slept at every job I've ever had. I slept at, uh, I used to have to build furniture. I worked at a outdoor place. I was, my job was, they just put me in a warehouse and like assemble some furniture, build one bed, one bench, sleep on it. Fucking wake up five hours later and be like, oh shit.

• 5:08Matt McCusker?

  Give it the homeless guy beta test.

• 5:10Speaker 00

  All day at work. Fuck, I didn't build one.

• 5:15Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that is the ultimate. I mean, that's like the click remote of being able to just be like, I'm gonna accelerate time. Let me just lose consciousness for a while.

• 5:22Speaker 00

  Offices are tough. I've never slept in an office.

• 5:24Matt McCusker?

  It's tough.

• 5:25Speaker 00

  It's a tough one.

• 5:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's tough. It's tough to lay on the floor in business casual and take a nap. Here's like a sweater vest, like.

• 5:34Speaker 00

  I would have my friends come test drive cars.

• 5:36Matt McCusker?

  That's cool.

• 5:37Speaker 00

  That's a nice move. Just leave for an hour, go get lunch. Chill.

• 5:41Matt McCusker?

  I didn't even think about that.

• 5:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 5:43Matt McCusker?

  Like, yo, I had him. He was a right, he was a right fucking man.

• 5:45Speaker 00

  That guy was fucking tricky. He just fucking laughed. I don't know. I didn't even get him. Yeah.

• 5:50Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I had possibly, so I went to laser tag for my birthday. I didn't want to do anything. Brittany asked, like, so what do you want to do? I was just like, dude, I just want to like eat like dinner and just go to sleep. I'm like, kind of, you know? She's like, we're gonna do, we're gonna do laser tag. And I was like, alright, that actually might be kind of sick. Dude, then I, I made, I, I wouldn't, I don't know if I'd call it a mistake, but I was like, I'm gonna get like really stoned and just go to laser tag. That'll be kind of fun. Dude, so I like, I sit in, I, I ate a little edible and they, on the, before I went in there, I was just like smoked a joint in my car and I was like, alright.

• 6:19Speaker 00

  That was Vietnam, dude. You're smoking it out of the barrel of shotgun. You had a shotgun, you had a lightning.

• 6:24Matt McCusker?

  I told Brittany, I was like, I want to be in there like a Vietnam vet, just being like, what the fuck? What are we even doing here? Dude, I got, but I, but the, but I, what, the battle was great. What really rocked me was pre-battle administrative stuff with the laser tag employees, because I thought Brittany was gonna handle all that. We forgot the cake. So I was like, oh, fuck. So she was like on the phone trying to get someone to bring the cake to the laser, the laser tag place, which I had like a kids' party room, which was the fuck, it was so funny.

• 6:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 6:51Matt McCusker?

  Said a little sequestered room with like purple chairs.

• 6:53Speaker 00

  Was it just you and your family or did you invite?

• 6:55Matt McCusker?

  It was bros. It was like La Mer, Sean.

• 6:57Speaker 00

  Oh, you guys went and played laser tag?

• 6:58Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 6:58Speaker 00

  Oh, sick.

• 6:59Matt McCusker?

  It was, dude, it was.

• 7:00Speaker 02

  He also smoked weed beforehand.

• 7:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:02Matt McCusker?

  It was nom, dude. It was totally nom.

• 7:04Speaker 00

  It was nom.

• 7:05Matt McCusker?

  But I, when I walked in there, it was.

• 7:06Speaker 00

  Did you guys let La Mer go first, like they did in Vietnam?

• 7:10Speaker 00

  They go, you clear out the tunnels. You're black.

• 7:13Matt McCusker?

  You're a scout.

• 7:16Matt McCusker?

  So it was, it was like the bros, some of the bros from the neighborhood and like, so we all go. But I was, me and Brittany were like there first and she was like, you talk to like, set it all up. I gotta figure out this cake. And I'm like, pretty fucking high. And it like, I'm, I don't know how to.

• 7:29Speaker 00

  Trying to figure out a cake.

• 7:30Matt McCusker?

  Well, I'm trying to figure out rules of combat.

• 7:32Speaker 00

  Logistics and getting a cake. Oh, you gotta listen to that.

• 7:33Matt McCusker?

  I'm trying to figure out logistics of battle. She's doing cake.

• 7:35Speaker 00

  Was it a teenager instructor?

• 7:36Matt McCusker?

  It was like a, maybe in their mid, this is what bugged me out. So I'm, I'm like very high. Brittany's handling obviously the fucking food.

• 7:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:43Matt McCusker?

  She's, she's like, that's like, you know, slop, just rations for the soldiers. And then it's like, I gotta figure out logistics. So I go in and I'm talking to this. I mean, maybe in her mid twenties or thirties, there's like this lady.

• 7:55Speaker 00

  Too old to be instructing laser tag.

• 7:56Matt McCusker?

  Well, that's the, I, I don't, I didn't want to like sound shitty, but I was so high, just the lady was talking to me. I couldn't hear a word she was saying because I was like, damn, you work at laser tag.

• 8:06Matt McCusker?

  Like trying now, not like in a condensed anyway, but I was like fully the reality of working at Laser Tag as an adult. Exactly. I was just being like completely untethered by it. I mean, like, what the fuck, dude? And then in there, it was a slow night. It was Monday night. So in there's like Laser Tag and then like Slash Arcade. I was just like taking in the whole ecosystem of being like, who owns this place? You two fucking work here at Laser Tag. I was like, damn, this is crazy. And then there was like, like a couple of-

• 8:35Speaker 00

  That's double homicide.

• 8:38Matt McCusker?

  But then, then there was like, then there were these like, you know, in a casino, you'll have like the real card sharks and like card counters? They were like weird, like cat-like nerds walking around just quietly by themselves, just pulling tickets out of machines.

• 8:53Speaker 00

  That's where I saw that video. Yeah.

• 8:56Matt McCusker?

  Dude, it was-

• 8:57Speaker 02

  The mayor got lost in the, the king of the games. We couldn't find him.

• 9:00Matt McCusker?

  Dude, he almost didn't make the first battle. He almost deserted. He was in-

• 9:02Speaker 02

  I searched all over for him.

• 9:03Matt McCusker?

  He was in Game Canada.

• 9:06Speaker 00

  He went to Montreal, dude.

• 9:07Matt McCusker?

  You know the level of nerds, like you'll just see them somewhere and they're just sitting like this? There was like, there was like those levels.

• 9:14Speaker 00

  They're always sitting like that.

• 9:17Matt McCusker?

  Just, just sharking.

• 9:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 9:19Matt McCusker?

  Like fucking arcade games, like devastating this fucking business.

• 9:22Speaker 00

  Why they sit like that? I bet you'd fucking sit like that. You jack off like that.

• 9:28Speaker 00

  You really do. You said you did.

• 9:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, back in the day, dude.

• 9:33Speaker 00

  You might have, you might have sized out of your-

• 9:37Speaker 03

  I could do it if I needed to.

• 9:39Speaker 00

  You might have sized out of your dork sitting.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  I can do a, I can do a throwback dork sit.

• 9:43Speaker 02

  The mayor was making friends with the dorks.

• 9:46Speaker 00

  Of course. He's the king of the games. They could probably feel it. There's probably a disturbance in the Laser Tag. The king of the games is here. The prophecy is fulfilled.

• 9:59Speaker 03

  I did get a lot of tickets. I also stole a lot of tickets. It was a good time.

• 10:02Matt McCusker?

  How you steal tickets?

• 10:03Speaker 03

  You know?

• 10:05Matt McCusker?

  Me, I left them there. Never mind. I was crushing basketball and I got like a gazillion tickets and I left them down. I was like, there was a couple of kids in there. I'm like, yeah, maybe the kids will take these tickets.

• 10:14Speaker 00

  Nope. It was a thirty-eight-year-old man.

• 10:22Matt McCusker?

  He got a sword, he got a foam sword.

• 10:24Speaker 00

  Oh yeah, he got a foam sword.

• 10:26Matt McCusker?

  We were driving home.

• 10:27Speaker 00

  Add it to the collection. Yeah, I got three swords now.

• 10:29Matt McCusker?

  Lemare and Nate were in one car and Gardini was in his and me and Brittany were behind them and we just see them, those two pull up at a light. And I just see fucking, or it was like getting on a highway and I just see Lemare's sword come out of the window. It was the funniest fucking thing ever. It was so funny. Dude, the gameplay, and we're gonna go back to, I'm going, I gotta play again.

• 10:50Speaker 00

  Laser tag rules.

• 10:51Matt McCusker?

  Dude, this is the biggest indoor laser tag place I've been to.

• 10:54Speaker 00

  The one right, uh, what's it called?

• 10:55Matt McCusker?

  Down south, laser tag.

• 10:57Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 10:58Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I'm not gonna, it was-

• 11:00Speaker 00

  Is that the one with the aliens on the?

• 11:01Matt McCusker?

  Yes.

• 11:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I drive past it all the time and I'm like, oh, I need to get, that is the mothership.

• 11:05Matt McCusker?

  Bro, I'm telling you, it's, it's ten times more fun than you, I, like, that was the thing, I was like, I got in there, I'm like, just standing there all high being like, what the fuck dude? This is like embarrassing, everyone's calling me to play laser tag for me. And then I got in there and I'm like, this is maybe the most fun I've had.

• 11:23Speaker 00

  It's so fun.

• 11:23Matt McCusker?

  Bruh, the fucking, the action of those things was good. Some laser tags, kinda bullshit, these things were kinda precise, bro.

• 11:29Speaker 00

  Was it, uh, two stories?

• 11:31Matt McCusker?

  Two stories, bro. Two levels. Three, yeah.

• 11:34Speaker 00

  Could you, was it open on the third? Could you shoot down?

• 11:36Matt McCusker?

  Oh yeah, bro. Bro, there was little cutouts, you could kinda hide and snipe.

• 11:39Speaker 00

  That's the best.

• 11:40Matt McCusker?

  You could storm, and like, and there was three colored coded teams, so it was like red, blue, green, and then like you would have to run around, see someone's vest, you'd see your, your fucking, your allies. Then you'd end up like, taking over a chunk of like a base and just battling across and like, I would try to storm the castle, dude. It was-

• 11:57Speaker 00

  Were you running?

• 11:57Matt McCusker?

  Yes. I, I broke the rules. I was running.

• 12:00Speaker 00

  I knew you were running.

• 12:01Matt McCusker?

  My name-

• 12:02Speaker 00

  I'm gonna have a word, I'm gonna talk to that woman.

• 12:03Matt McCusker?

  Sliding, I was sliding, I also-

• 12:05Speaker 00

  You're not sliding, dude.

• 12:06Matt McCusker?

  Yes, I did.

• 12:07Speaker 00

  This is a Call of Duty.

• 12:08Matt McCusker?

  There was a ramp, there, there's like down ramps and shit. First of all, my, my name was Butt Stuff, cause you're about to make your own name. This lady-

• 12:15Speaker 00

  This is just, you're describing exactly just a classic laser tag trip. It doesn't change. Your funny name, you get a little high, you go in, you go, this is gonna suck, it's the best.

• 12:27Matt McCusker?

  The lady had to read the name, she'd be like, uh, Thick Daddy, uh, Butt Stuff.

• 12:32Speaker 00

  Who was Thick Daddy?

• 12:33Matt McCusker?

  Butt Stuff, I think James, James, James tried to be sixty-nine and she's like, you can't be that, so he's like, I'll be Thick Daddy, and I was like, I'll take B U T T S T U F F, and they just walked away real quick.

• 12:44Matt McCusker?

  Butt Stuff.

• 12:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 12:49Matt McCusker?

  You know Lema Spider?

• 12:50Speaker 00

  Spider?

• 12:50Matt McCusker?

  Lema walks in late, there's this whole group, it's probably like eighteen people. Lema, well like, Lema, you gotta give the lady a name, and he just goes, "Is Spider taken yet?" And she's like, "No, you're good." He's, "Yes."

• 13:01Speaker 00

  I can't believe Spider was available.

• 13:03Matt McCusker?

  I know, right?

• 13:05Speaker 00

  Spider's a classic. What do you go with the guard dog? Nate was naughty and I was nicey.

• 13:11Matt McCusker?

  That's not bad. There was one point where I'm like, I'm like ducking, you can like duck and come up these things, and I would, you know, I'd see people over there. And I like, I knew someone was like right around the corner, so I like crawl up a ramp, and then I jump slid out sideways.

• 13:25Speaker 00

  Max paying them?

• 13:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it was just Lily going, "What the fuck are you doing?" I was like, "My bad, just fucking ran." "I'm sorry." Yeah, dude, I was belly crawl, because you crawl on your belly, you're blocking the whole front, crawl my belly, pop up, and then I would hit, my cousin was up high, hit me in the back, I'm balls, I was like, dude, what the fuck?

• 13:43Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 13:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it was, it was, we have to go back and do that again, dude, it is. I mean, I couldn't believe, I couldn't get over how fun that was, played two games.

• 13:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, it'd be awesome.

• 13:51Matt McCusker?

  So sick.

• 13:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, you get sweaty in there. We were all so sweaty, but the rest of the friends weren't as sweaty as us before.

• 14:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 14:00Speaker 00

  And the pizza room was so musty. I can see James dorking out in there. James was sweaty, yeah, we were all sweaty. It'd be fun to watch James fire a gun, like, he was probably, I can see, he's got dork feet.

• 14:11Matt McCusker?

  He hit him and goes, "Ah, ah, ah, you got me." Yeah, he was Australian Special Forces in there, dude.

• 14:16Speaker 00

  He was, he was. That's exciting stuff, man.

• 14:20Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it was pretty, pretty nasty, it was, Nate was getting, Nate was onkering around, it was pretty, it was pretty funny.

• 14:27Speaker 00

  He's onked up, dude.

• 14:29Matt McCusker?

  He was.

• 14:31Speaker 00

  We were full of burritos, too, we just ate burritos that morning.

• 14:35Matt McCusker?

  Who was farting in there?

• 14:37Speaker 00

  That could have been anyone, but Spider has my vote.

• 14:41Speaker 00

  Spider is a cop.

• 14:43Matt McCusker?

  Brittany was complaining about it, she was like in otherworldly stand, she was like, I don't know who was farting in there.

• 14:49Speaker 00

  It was Spider, dude. I had to frumigate that fucking room, dude, I had to get the cobwebs out. Spider. Spider, fucking disgusting, bro. She ran right into a spider web, dude.

• 15:05Matt McCusker?

  She kept being like, "Did you smell it there?" I was like, "No." She goes, "Dude, it was the worst smell. It's the worst fart I've ever smelled." And I said, I had literally told her, I was like, "I have a suspect, but I don't want to be unfair."

• 15:19Matt McCusker?

  I have Blazer tags most wanted, dude.

• 15:23Matt McCusker?

  I think it was Nate, too. We had the same food.

• 15:29Speaker 00

  I can see, I can see the other T.O. getting him all.

• 15:35Matt McCusker?

  You guys are doing bio lemons, dude.

• 15:41Speaker 00

  Oh, fuck. Fucking guy's farting. He had Blazer tag.

• 15:49Speaker 00

  Sweaty as fuck.

• 15:55Matt McCusker?

  It was, it was truly, it was fucking, it was so much.

• 15:59Speaker 00

  What a better way to ring in your fucking birthday than fucking off this like black.

• 16:07Matt McCusker?

  I like, I got back that night and I was just reflecting on my 39th birthday. Yeah, your fucking 12 year old's birthday. I skateboarded, I skateboarded all day. And then I smoked weed about the Blazer tag. That's fucking crazy, you did that. This episode is brought to you by Mint Mobile.

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• 16:32Speaker 00

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• 16:41Matt McCusker?

  Upfront payment of $45 for three months, $90 for six months, or $180 for 12 months. Plan required. $15 per month equivalent. Taxes and fees extra. Initial plan term only. Greater than 50GB may slow when network is busy. Includes up to 20GB of hotspot. Capable devices required. Availability, speed, and coverage varies. See mintmobile.com.

• 17:01Speaker 00

  Incredible.

• 17:03Matt McCusker?

  I was kinda

• 17:04Speaker 00

  Wait, the kids were there, right?

• 17:05Matt McCusker?

  No, it was just adults.

• 17:07Speaker 00

  Oh my god.

• 17:08Matt McCusker?

  My kids couldn't, I would never put them in battle like that.

• 17:10Speaker 00

  I thought for sure this was a family affair.

• 17:12Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 17:13Speaker 00

  This was an adult.

• 17:14Matt McCusker?

  Just adults, adults only.

• 17:16Speaker 00

  Was it, but there was definitely just little kids in there with you playing laser tag?

• 17:19Matt McCusker?

  It was no, it was private.

• 17:20Speaker 00

  Oh, it was private?

• 17:21Matt McCusker?

  We didn't rent the whole thing out, but it was our group and then there was another group between ours. We got like a 15 minute break and then our group went back in.

• 17:27Speaker 00

  Oh, that's awesome.

• 17:28Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, no little kid, I mean, I wouldn't mind some little cannon fodder.

• 17:30Speaker 00

  I didn't like it, the cannon fodder bothered me, especially those little fuckers running around and they'll just walk up to you and just keep shooting you, go fuck it, come on, man.

• 17:38Matt McCusker?

  The cool thing is though, you get hit, you go out, you can't be hit for six seconds until you come back to like, your gun makes a noise. Um, so that was like, yeah, if you got hit, you're out, you couldn't get hit again. But there was also these big power up detonators that like, it would be like three, two, if you hit it in time, you get like, your gun would get like contra, like super ammo or, you have like an ammo count. It's kinda nuts. But yeah, there was a lot, you could get like, there was like landmines around you, like if they went off near you, you were just, it was pretty sick.

• 18:07Matt McCusker?

  Laser tag, man, it was.

• 18:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 18:09Matt McCusker?

  Even better than I remembered. And I played, I mean, I gave it literally my all, like I was.

• 18:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 18:15Matt McCusker?

  First game was a learning curve, I had to figure out a couple of things about gameplay, second game I was ripping dude, it was fun. You have like rank, you come out, you see like your stat, it's, I mean, it's literally called.

• 18:25Speaker 00

  Who was, who was number one?

• 18:29Speaker 00

  Guard Dog, you're claiming you were number one?

• 18:30Speaker 02

  I was number two, but Tootsie Roll was number one and he was on my team.

• 18:33Matt McCusker?

  Tootsie Roll was Rhett.

• 18:35Speaker 02

  What?

• 18:35Matt McCusker?

  I believe, number one of the first game was Rhett.

• 18:39Speaker 02

  No, that was Mystique.

• 18:40Matt McCusker?

  Mystique, yes.

• 18:41Speaker 02

  I took sixth in the first game, second in the second game.

• 18:45Speaker 00

  You got ninth?

• 18:46Matt McCusker?

  That's pretty good, I got, I got like 11th and then eighth. So, but here's the thing, I got, I got hit a lot, I got.

• 18:53Speaker 00

  So Guard Dog was the best?

• 18:54Speaker 02

  I'm pretty good at laser tag.

• 18:56Matt McCusker?

  Well, the thing, they, they kinda, the one thing I don't like, they do kinda reward cowardice in battle.

• 18:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:00Matt McCusker?

  So.

• 19:01Speaker 02

  I wasn't being cowardly.

• 19:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. I was moving.

• 19:05Speaker 00

  That's just the right thing.

• 19:05Matt McCusker?

  I mean, that was, that was good, but I was storming castles. I was going in, but I was getting hit a lot. And I'm, I'm just kidding. I'm not fucking with you. I'm not playing with you. I'm not messing with you.

• 19:13Speaker 00

  Hey, you had some cowardice, but that's fine.

• 19:15Speaker 02

  No, I wasn't coward.

• 19:15Matt McCusker?

  You were tactician. I, I was, you know, I was.

• 19:17Speaker 02

  Very tactical.

• 19:18Speaker 00

  I have a question for Spider. When were these farts happening? Was it during the game or where was this that the farts, was it in the cake room?

• 19:25Speaker 03

  Yeah. Every time I.

• 19:28Matt McCusker?

  Well, no way it was in the cake room. That would be cool.

• 19:30Speaker 03

  It was after I got killed. Every time I got killed, I was like, okay.

• 19:33Speaker 00

  And then your body would relax.

• 19:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. Six, like, people are gonna go away, you know?

• 19:37Matt McCusker?

  It was like the death rattle.

• 19:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:38Matt McCusker?

  You got killed, he would just release.

• 19:41Speaker 03

  Yeah. I would go in the corners.

• 19:44Speaker 00

  So it was in the game?

• 19:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was definitely in the game.

• 19:46Speaker 00

  So like during the game, players walking around, they hit your fart and be like, oh.

• 19:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude. And this was a big place.

• 19:55Matt McCusker?

  Like, dude, I mean, there was literally a three level walk up ramp.

• 19:59Speaker 00

  Yeah. I mean, if he's hitting farts, that's basically an outside fart.

• 20:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, exactly. Although I'm sure laser tag fog doesn't help.

• 20:07Speaker 00

  It probably traps the farts.

• 20:08Matt McCusker?

  By carrying the fog. And Guardian, I'm just kidding. You didn't, you were in play like a character. You fought bravely and you fought well. I'm just being jealous.

• 20:14Speaker 00

  We didn't know you'd take it so fucking serious.

• 20:16Matt McCusker?

  I'm not taking it.

• 20:18Speaker 00

  Man, you guys have been experiencing fifth, sixth grade level fun. Wrestling was fun?

• 20:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:23Matt McCusker?

  Oh shit. Yeah. How was that?

• 20:25Speaker 00

  It was awesome.

• 20:25Matt McCusker?

  Fuck.

• 20:26Speaker 02

  I got a compliment from a diva.

• 20:28Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 20:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, you did get a compliment from a diva and I didn't like that.

• 20:31Speaker 02

  My glasses.

• 20:32Matt McCusker?

  She likes her glasses?

• 20:33Speaker 02

  And I wish she looked at the eyes behind the glasses.

• 20:35Speaker 00

  What was her name?

• 20:36Speaker 02

  Liv Morgan.

• 20:37Speaker 00

  Liv Morgan.

• 20:38Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 20:39Speaker 00

  That was a tough one.

• 20:40Matt McCusker?

  Liv Morgan was just.

• 20:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, the only thing, she just came by, said hi for a second. She was like, I like your glasses to him. And I was just. I wish Liv Morgan said something nice to me.

• 20:49Matt McCusker?

  You should have stunned her.

• 20:50Speaker 00

  I should have.

• 20:51Matt McCusker?

  Oh my God, Shane Gillis is breaking into the thing.

• 20:54Speaker 00

  Uh.

• 20:55Matt McCusker?

  Shane Gillis is smacking a diva. Oh my God.

• 20:58Speaker 00

  I could have smacked the diva. They were like, are you getting in the ring? I was like, no. I'll fuck my knee off. Blow a fucking knee out and smack down. Yeah.

• 21:08Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's gotta be the height of it though.

• 21:10Speaker 00

  Matt McConaughey, that was intense.

• 21:11Matt McCusker?

  Was he there too?

• 21:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, he was. And he, like, right when we got there, he got there at the same time and we were backstage and he was like, "What's up, man?" Just got like directly in my face. He was like, "How you doing?" I was like, "Holy shit."

• 21:26Speaker 00

  He was awesome though.

• 21:26Matt McCusker?

  You see, I heard he's the man.

• 21:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, he was as cool as it gets.

• 21:29Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 21:30Speaker 00

  Got to hang out with him during the fights.

• 21:31Matt McCusker?

  Sick.

• 21:32Speaker 00

  It was awesome.

• 21:33Matt McCusker?

  That's awesome. That'd be tight. I would love, I mean, everyone wants to have McConaughey energy, just rub off of them.

• 21:38Speaker 00

  It was awesome.

• 21:39Matt McCusker?

  It's just like, look at people in the eye, like, "Bahhh." It's just like, "Fuck dude, you fucking rule dude."

• 21:44Speaker 00

  His cowboy hat kept bumping into me. He was that close. He's, he's a close guy. He's an intense guy. Yeah, it was so sick. Uh, what was your favorite part of the wrestling? You guys got on the suck it cam, that was awesome.

• 21:56Speaker 03

  We did get on the suck it cam, suck it cam ruled. I thought McConaughey would be like shorter. He was like, "Waits all night for that."

• 22:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 22:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:03Speaker 00

  And then, uh, Sean gave me fucking bunny ears on my big moment.

• 22:07Matt McCusker?

  Yo.

• 22:09Speaker 00

  What the fuck? I was just having fun.

• 22:13Matt McCusker?

  Damn, after the diva fucking, was that after the diva told you?

• 22:16Speaker 00

  I thought I could get him. I spent the rest of the night pretending to be angry.

• 22:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, he didn't fall for it once.

• 22:24Speaker 00

  I spent the rest of the night going like, "Dude, that's actually kinda like fucked up." And, uh, he didn't fall for my trick. Usually you fall for those. Usually I can get you. Well, I overheard you talking to somebody else. You heard me reveal my plan? He thinks I'm actually mad at him, so I'm gonna pretend like I'm mad at him. I probably wasn't too secretive. I'd had a couple drinks.

• 22:42Speaker 03

  I was probably like, "You fucking think so, man?"

• 22:45Matt McCusker?

  He's a loud drunk.

• 22:46Speaker 03

  I'm gonna keep doing it.

• 22:47Matt McCusker?

  He's a loud drunk, wasn't he?

• 22:50Speaker 00

  It was the best night of my life. That was a really fucking great night.

• 22:52Speaker 03

  Fluffy was there? It was pretty nice.

• 22:54Speaker 00

  Yo, how about that Fluffy pop?

• 22:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:56Speaker 00

  That was, that was a humbling experience.

• 23:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, Gabriel Iglesias, the comedian.

• 23:02Matt McCusker?

  Oh, okay. I was thinking Fluffy the wrestler.

• 23:04Speaker 00

  They put me on the Jumbotron, it was like, "Yeah." They put Fluffy on, I was like, "Ah."

• 23:11Matt McCusker?

  That is a lad, a heavy lad activity though.

• 23:13Speaker 00

  It is a heavy lad activity.

• 23:14Matt McCusker?

  So, not taking away.

• 23:16Speaker 00

  No, especially in Austin, Texas. That was mostly lads.

• 23:19Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 23:19Speaker 00

  There were a ton of fucking lads there.

• 23:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:22Matt McCusker?

  Yeah dude, they fucking invented wrestling. They invented fake wrestling.

• 23:25Speaker 03

  It's Luchador.

• 23:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, Luchadores dude.

• 23:27Speaker 00

  I mean, yeah, that is the best. Wrestling does have the best fanbase.

• 23:31Matt McCusker?

  I do like that.

• 23:32Speaker 00

  Everyone's just having fun. White, black, downs.

• 23:35Matt McCusker?

  Oh yeah.

• 23:35Speaker 00

  Everyone.

• 23:36Speaker 03

  Dude, that kid was up front, bro. He was having the time of his life.

• 23:39Speaker 00

  He was. He did get, Matthew McConaughey threw him a turnbuckle. That's as cool as it gets, yeah.

• 23:44Matt McCusker?

  That should be, WWE should change their slogan to, "Let's get retarded in here." Like, this is real, just like.

• 23:50Speaker 00

  It's awesome.

• 23:51Matt McCusker?

  Like, just throw off the weight to the world, let's just all.

• 23:53Speaker 00

  Everyone is literally being a child in there. Like, a wrestler would walk by, I kept watching this like adult black dude, like. He would like step up to wrestlers he didn't like. He'd be like, "Yeah, fuck you." It was awesome.

• 24:04Matt McCusker?

  That is awesome, man.

• 24:06Speaker 00

  It was, it was great. It was exciting stuff. The lady match? Lady match was actually good.

• 24:12Speaker 02

  Maybe the best match of the night.

• 24:13Speaker 00

  That was a wild match.

• 24:14Speaker 02

  I loved it that they, they were like, "Do you guys wanna see..." They all started fighting and they were like, "Do you guys wanna see this at a later date?" And everyone was like, "No."

• 24:22Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 24:23Speaker 02

  They were like, "How about right now?" And they were like, "Alright, we'll do it right now." It was like, "No way, they're doing it right now."

• 24:29Speaker 00

  They're gonna do it right now.

• 24:31Matt McCusker?

  That's, it'd be crazy if you're like, "Yeah, actually, I'd like to see this in like two weeks."

• 24:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'd like to prepare mentally. I'd like to look into the storylines a little.

• 24:41Speaker 00

  Everyone was awesome. Miz, Rhodes, Strumman, they were all.

• 24:46Speaker 03

  They're holding the belt, dude. We got the whole real belt, dude. Goddamn, dude.

• 24:51Matt McCusker?

  That was one, uh, that was one reality show, when I used to watch reality shows with my ex, that was one I liked, The Divas Show. Yeah, they were like, I kinda liked, usually you watch kinda reality shows like Vanderpump Rules, you'd be like, "This is just..." I'd watch The Divas and like, "These seem like good down there people."

• 25:06Speaker 00

  These are good Divas.

• 25:07Matt McCusker?

  These are good Divas, the bros, just pro wrestler boyfriends, just being like kind of supportive, being like, "I totally support you, babe."

• 25:12Speaker 00

  Who's the big diva that shook my hand?

• 25:15Speaker 00

  Nia Jax. She, she did great. I was cheering for her. What? It's The Rock's cousin?

• 25:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, she was awesome.

• 25:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, bloodline. She's bloodline.

• 25:24Speaker 00

  She's part of the bloodline?

• 25:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, put the ones out for the bloodline.

• 25:29Matt McCusker?

  The Rock, does The Rock ever go back to anything like that?

• 25:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's like, he's the boss, he's the final boss now.

• 25:34Matt McCusker?

  Is he really?

• 25:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:36Matt McCusker?

  What's up with Vince McMahon's freaky ass? What's he up here?

• 25:39Speaker 03

  He, uh, he settled out of court.

• 25:41Matt McCusker?

  Oh, so he's just chilling out?

• 25:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's just chilling.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  They gotta bring him back. I was saying they gotta like fake execute him in the ring.

• 25:49Speaker 02

  Give him the guillotine.

• 25:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 25:52Matt McCusker?

  Put him in the Undertaker casket for like a weekend, see if he comes out and just kind of like trad straightens out his weird sexual things. They did it to the ultimate, worked on the Ultimate Warrior.

• 26:03Speaker 00

  What'd they do? They just put him in the casket and he chilled?

• 26:05Matt McCusker?

  You remember they put him in the casket? They put, the Undertaker put the Ultimate Warrior in a casket, he was never the same.

• 26:10Speaker 00

  Oh, fuck him up.

• 26:11Matt McCusker?

  Back in like 94, they put the Ultimate Warrior in the casket for like a weekend, he came out, he was, bro, he was fucked up.

• 26:16Speaker 00

  That's not good.

• 26:16Matt McCusker?

  He was, I remember being little and just being like, holy fuck dude.

• 26:19Speaker 00

  They changed the water.

• 26:20Matt McCusker?

  He'll never be the fucking same.

• 26:23Speaker 00

  Was it a buried alive match or?

• 26:25Matt McCusker?

  Something like that. I think they just like, they just snagged his ass.

• 26:28Speaker 00

  A buried alive match would get you.

• 26:28Matt McCusker?

  Maybe it was a buried alive.

• 26:30Speaker 00

  As a kid, you'd go, he's dead.

• 26:30Matt McCusker?

  He's done.

• 26:31Speaker 00

  They just fucking buried him in the arena.

• 26:33Matt McCusker?

  You really think you watched a guy die and you're like, what the fuck? I gotta go to school tomorrow.

• 26:40Matt McCusker?

  They buried him alive?

• 26:41Speaker 00

  Shawn Michaels in front of everyone, what the fuck?

• 26:47Matt McCusker?

  Damn, what about the guy who died? Didn't a guy for real die?

• 26:50Speaker 03

  Owen Hart.

• 26:51Matt McCusker?

  Owen Hart?

• 26:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:53Speaker 00

  Blue Mini fell.

• 26:54Matt McCusker?

  He died like at the place?

• 26:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, he landed on a fucking turnbuckle.

• 26:57Speaker 03

  Blue Blazer, the Blue Mini's ECW.

• 27:00Speaker 00

  Blue Blazer?

• 27:01Speaker 03

  Blue Blazer, yeah.

• 27:02Speaker 00

  Blue Blazer.

• 27:02Matt McCusker?

  Were you watching that match, Lemar, or was that like?

• 27:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, uh, you can't, you don't see it happen.

• 27:07Matt McCusker?

  Okay, so they edited it out?

• 27:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:09Matt McCusker?

  But people in the arena were like, ooh.

• 27:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:11Matt McCusker?

  Did they continue on with it?

• 27:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, they, yeah, they continued. They thought he was alive because he stood up and then fell.

• 27:17Speaker 00

  Oh, he stood up?

• 27:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, he fell and went, and then, yeah.

• 27:21Matt McCusker?

  Oh, shit.

• 27:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:23Speaker 02

  The rest of the show after that.

• 27:26Matt McCusker?

  I mean, you really can't stop it. That would be a vibe crusher.

• 27:29Speaker 03

  This is a vibe crusher, dude. Ultimate vibe crusher.

• 27:32Matt McCusker?

  For real?

• 27:33Speaker 03

  Dude, Rey Mysterio killed a guy. Well, he didn't kill a guy.

• 27:38Speaker 03

  He hit him with a, he started, you know the 619 where it starts with the toe drop to the rope? He did that to the guy and the guy like flopped dead onto the rope.

• 27:47Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 27:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:48Matt McCusker?

  How'd he die?

• 27:49Speaker 03

  Uh, like contusions or something. I think he had a heart attack. I think it's all, I don't know, but he died there.

• 27:56Matt McCusker?

  Wait, hold on, he got, he got kicked in the neck and he died?

• 27:59Speaker 03

  No, he, well, he, yeah, he, uh, the 619, he does a toe hold where it's like he footed, grab his foot and you flip him to the ground and then his neck-

• 28:07Speaker 00

  When they're laying like facing out of the ring, like they're, like, uh, like a stepmom, they're stuck.

• 28:11Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:12Speaker 00

  They could move, but they're stuck.

• 28:14Matt McCusker?

  Stuck through the turnbuckle.

• 28:15Speaker 00

  They just have their arms like this and their head, like their neck is on the rope facing out. And then he runs around and grabs it and kicks him back in.

• 28:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:23Matt McCusker?

  And it just right spot, like a pressure point, got him.

• 28:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:28Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 28:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, Rimster finished the move. He didn't know.

• 28:33Matt McCusker?

  Warrior's death.

• 28:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:35Matt McCusker?

  Was this recently?

• 28:36Speaker 03

  Maybe like 2019?

• 28:41Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's pretty, pretty recent.

• 28:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:44Matt McCusker?

  Dang, so what happens, what's a mega fan like you do when a wrestler dies in the ring?

• 28:49Speaker 03

  Uh, what do you mean?

• 28:51Matt McCusker?

  How do you process that?

• 28:52Speaker 03

  He died the way he wanted, you know? It's like a good way to, I don't know. I don't know if it's like a bad way to go, but like, you know?

• 28:59Speaker 00

  I disagree. I think dying in front of people sucks. That blows, dude.

• 29:06Matt McCusker?

  I know.

• 29:06Speaker 00

  I don't want anyone to see me die.

• 29:08Speaker 03

  Yeah. I don't mean to say-

• 29:09Speaker 00

  Carry you fucking out in front of everyone?

• 29:11Matt McCusker?

  It's totally embarrassing.

• 29:13Speaker 03

  I didn't mean to say Rimster killed that guy, but-

• 29:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 29:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:16Speaker 00

  We know what you meant.

• 29:19Matt McCusker?

  Well, I didn't know. I, yeah, I thought it was just that one guy who died. It's a shame.

• 29:24Matt McCusker?

  More people died.

• 29:25Speaker 00

  How about that?

• 29:26Matt McCusker?

  And then, and then no one ever talks about all those pussies Vince McMahon fucking tripped, killed dude after that.

• 29:35Matt McCusker?

  Damn. Hell yeah.

• 29:37Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was awesome. That was a fun time.

• 29:41Matt McCusker?

  Nice, man.

• 29:43Speaker 03

  Triple H breezed by us. He walked behind us real quick.

• 29:45Speaker 00

  Triple H was there?

• 29:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:46Speaker 00

  Oh, that would have been cool to see.

• 29:47Matt McCusker?

  The president, isn't he the president?

• 29:49Speaker 03

  He's, yeah, he's the boss now.

• 29:51Speaker 00

  That would have been neat to see.

• 29:53Matt McCusker?

  So who's in charge, The Rock or Triple H?

• 29:55Speaker 03

  Triple H is in charge of wrestling. The Rock is in charge of TKO, which is a company that owns UFC and WWE.

• 30:03Matt McCusker?

  Damn, he owns that?

• 30:04Speaker 03

  Yeah. Shareholder, shareholder.

• 30:07Matt McCusker?

  Part shareholder.

• 30:08Speaker 00

  I think he's a storyline owner.

• 30:11Speaker 00

  I could be wrong, I have no idea. He's got that fucking Moana money.

• 30:15Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true. And Moana 2 money, dude.

• 30:17Speaker 00

  And Jumanji.

• 30:20Matt McCusker?

  Shit.

• 30:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 30:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he's caked, The Rock is-

• 30:23Speaker 00

  And fucking Fast and Furious, yeah.

• 30:24Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah, he's got FF, FF catch?

• 30:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 30:28Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, The Rock is loaded, dude.

• 30:28Speaker 00

  Fast and Furious money is like-

• 30:30Matt McCusker?

  That's where it's at.

• 30:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 30:31Matt McCusker?

  Dude, hear me out, dude. What if you start a new Fast and Furious franchise, but just take a different vehicle?

• 30:37Speaker 00

  What are you thinking?

• 30:37Matt McCusker?

  Lime scooters? Jailbroke Lime scooters?

• 30:42Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you gotta think, you gotta think of something cool you can like pass underneath like a truck. That's all you need is one, one cool lane switch to set off the whole 10 movie franchise.

• 30:54Speaker 00

  That was big.

• 30:55Matt McCusker?

  That was, that was, I was dying. After that, I was like, yep. Sign me up for 14 more of these things.

• 31:00Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 31:01Matt McCusker?

  They haven't gone in space yet, have they?

• 31:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 31:03Matt McCusker?

  Fast and Furious is in space?

• 31:04Speaker 00

  They launched, uh, Ludacris and Tyrese into outer space in a car. I'm not fucking joking, dude.

• 31:13Speaker 00

  They launched Ludacris in a car into outer space.

• 31:15Matt McCusker?

  Did they, I gotta ask, did they ride dirty into outer space?

• 31:18Speaker 00

  They did.

• 31:21Matt McCusker?

  Why'd they launch it?

• 31:22Speaker 00

  I have no idea. I didn't see the movie, I just saw that clip.

• 31:25Matt McCusker?

  That's gotta be, I mean dude, what, that's gotta feel crazy when you're like, you're 10th movie in and you're just like, you're just, you know, it's like a trope and a cliché to like, alright, we gotta go to space now and just being like, it's gotta be actually kind of a sweet moment where like, dude, we've made literally so much money, we have to go to space.

• 31:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 31:41Matt McCusker?

  We're taking the franchise-

• 31:41Speaker 00

  There's nothing left on this planet for us.

• 31:43Matt McCusker?

  We're taking the franchise into space and you're like, everyone just clings glasses and like, dude, our descendants will never have to work. We've taken a movie franchise into space, now we have a billion dollars.

• 31:54Speaker 00

  It's time for my favorite part and yours of the show.

• 31:59Speaker 00

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• 32:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, for real.

• 32:23Speaker 00

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• 32:53Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, this is against my religion, man.

• 32:54Speaker 00

  This is crazy. To score one touchdown, then submit my lineup in your iconic Trump voice. Boom, done. Easy as that. Fly Eagles, fly. That was my iconic Trump voice.

• 33:06Speaker 00

  Thanks for calling it iconic.

• 33:07Matt McCusker?

  Yo, miss, they also gotta, they gotta miss me with that other stuff, bro.

• 33:10Speaker 00

  Uh, here, you can get the next one. I know.

• 33:13Matt McCusker?

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• 33:22Speaker 00

  Yo.

• 33:23Matt McCusker?

  Can't forget the brewskis.

• 33:24Speaker 00

  What can't you forget?

• 33:25Matt McCusker?

  Big buckets of brewskis, bro.

• 33:27Speaker 00

  Big buckets of brewskis.

• 33:28Matt McCusker?

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• 33:41Speaker 00

  Who's writing this?

• 33:42Matt McCusker?

  Real players.

• 33:44Speaker 00

  Who wrote this? Bring me their fucking head. Who wrote this? Sunday?

• 33:50Matt McCusker?

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• 34:22Speaker 00

  Must be present in certain states, presspix.com for restrictions and details. PrizePix, you better knock it off, dude. Give us regular fucking scripts. Thank you.

• 34:34Matt McCusker?

  Oh, I have to do, uh, please come to Dania Beach, Florida. That's a big one. Dania Beach, Florida. I'll be there next weekend, I believe.

• 34:43Speaker 00

  And the Bang Bus guy.

• 34:45Matt McCusker?

  And the Bang Bussa. Oh, yeah, I talked about that.

• 34:47Speaker 00

  The Bruisky with the Bang Bus.

• 34:49Matt McCusker?

  Bang Bussa, don't come and get me. The Funny Bone, Columbus, Ohio, February 21st, Comedy Castle, Royal Oaks, The Funny Bone, Omaha, Nebraska, Laugh Out Loud, San Antone, Cobb's Comedy, and Sacramento, California, Seattle, Washington. That's everywhere I'm gonna do until May.

• 35:07Speaker 00

  Uh, I'll be in Vancouver and Seattle this weekend, then Minneapolis and Tampa. You can play it while I'm doing this. Jacksonville, Colorado Spring. Colorado Spring's gonna be a wild one.

• 35:19Matt McCusker?

  Ooh.

• 35:20Speaker 00

  Uh, Salt Lake City, Manchester United. I'll be in the United Kingdom, March 20th at Manchester, and Dublin and London. Obviously, London or Dublin's not part of the United Kingdom, but you know what I mean. But Manchester, please come to that.

• 35:35Matt McCusker?

  Yes, that's sick. Yeah, man.

• 35:38Speaker 00

  Get in there, guard dog.

• 35:38Speaker 02

  Hello, me, LaMarin, Nate have our show Optimum Noctis at the Creek in the Cave on Tuesday, February 4th. It's the first Tuesday of every month, and then I'll be at Coastal Creative in St. Petersburg, Florida on February 13th and 14th, and Las Vegas, Nevada at Wise Guys Comedy Club on February 28th and March 1st. SeanGardini.com, thank you very much.

• 36:02Matt McCusker?

  God bless you.

• 36:03Speaker 00

  God bless.

• 36:03Matt McCusker?

  Yep. Leprechaun went to space.

• 36:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think he went pretty early.

• 36:07Matt McCusker?

  Hood, I think he went from the hood and then to space.

• 36:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 36:10Matt McCusker?

  He was in the hood first.

• 36:11Speaker 00

  It was, they jumped, they went too early to space. But Leprechaun in space was one of the first pairs of tits I ever saw.

• 36:17Matt McCusker?

  Dude, it was.

• 36:17Speaker 00

  And we paused it on it and my friend's mom and dad came, my friend's mom came down to the basement while we were watching it, paused on the glittery space tits.

• 36:25Matt McCusker?

  Bro, I forgot.

• 36:26Speaker 00

  And my parents were coming over later to hang out. And they were like, we're gonna tell them. And I was like, no. It wasn't my idea. I didn't even wanna do this.

• 36:36Matt McCusker?

  That might have been the first, that was, I think, the first set of tits I saw in an actual movie. Was Leprechaun in space.

• 36:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 36:43Matt McCusker?

  Bro, I'd be so mad if I was in space and there's an evil Leprechaun.

• 36:46Speaker 00

  Jennifer Aniston in that? She's in one of them.

• 36:49Matt McCusker?

  She might be.

• 36:50Speaker 00

  She's in a fucking Leprechaun, bro.

• 36:51Matt McCusker?

  Is she really?

• 36:52Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 36:52Matt McCusker?

  It wasn't her tits though. Leprechaun was a big, that was like a big movie franchise.

• 36:56Speaker 00

  Leprechaun ruled.

• 36:59Speaker 00

  She was in the first one. And now she's dating Barack Obama.

• 37:03Matt McCusker?

  I know, I saw that. I mean, yeah, I wouldn't, I don't know, that's one thing I wouldn't really care about if he was having sex with Jennifer Aniston. That's like the best, it's like the best possible rumor about that guy.

• 37:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 37:15Matt McCusker?

  The other ones are pretty vicious.

• 37:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, he killed his gay chef.

• 37:19Speaker 00

  I'd go, no, I'm fucking Jennifer Aniston.

• 37:21Matt McCusker?

  I'd be leaning into him. I was like, yeah, while you guys thought I was killing my gay chef and smoking crack and doing all that other stuff, I was actually plugging Aniston, so. Fuck you guys, dude, for saying all that shit about him.

• 37:31Speaker 00

  I would support him.

• 37:32Matt McCusker?

  If you had, if you were Obama and you had to own up to two rumors, which would you own up to?

• 37:38Speaker 00

  Drone striking all those civilians way before I admit to killing my gay chef. Say, no, I was the war crime guy, not the gay guy.

• 37:48Speaker 00

  I was war crimes.

• 37:49Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true. That's a good point.

• 37:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, war crimes are pretty sick.

• 37:54Matt McCusker?

  I would, what I would do is if I did do two rumors, I would do Aniston, obviously. And I would do.

• 37:59Speaker 00

  Mike?

• 38:00Matt McCusker?

  And I'd be like, yeah, I took them both out at the same time.

• 38:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:06Matt McCusker?

  Mike handled my fucking light work, bro. I fucking watched.

• 38:08Speaker 00

  I watched, Mike.

• 38:09Matt McCusker?

  I just did it out and watched.

• 38:10Speaker 00

  I let Mike go to work.

• 38:15Matt McCusker?

  That ain't right.

• 38:16Speaker 00

  That ain't right.

• 38:17Matt McCusker?

  That ain't right.

• 38:17Speaker 00

  Nah, I don't like that. I don't like that type of talk. You know me, dude. Don't talk about my politicians.

• 38:22Matt McCusker?

  I know. My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.

• 38:23Speaker 00

  God.

• 38:24Matt McCusker?

  I was watching RFK Junior getting sworn in.

• 38:26Speaker 00

  I saw clips of it.

• 38:27Matt McCusker?

  Bro, they were attacking him, man.

• 38:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, they're trying to get the boys.

• 38:30Matt McCusker?

  I don't like, I don't know why, uh, it's acceptable. There's this guy from Denver who like, he's asking questions and the whole thing is supposed to be like, alright, did you say these things in the past? And then RFK's like, well, like, kind of said that, but let me clarify. And he's like, I don't care what you're saying now. I want to know what you said then. It's like, well, why do you care what he said then if you don't care what he said now?

• 38:49Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:50Matt McCusker?

  It wa- I mean, I get it, because it's like, you're just saying that to get into this position, but it was just so lame to be like-

• 38:55Speaker 00

  The bioengineered?

• 38:56Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 38:57Speaker 00

  That part?

• 38:57Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but he was like, I was saying-

• 38:58Speaker 00

  I was quoting NIH.

• 38:59Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he's like, I don't want to hear that part. You're like, dude, what the fuck? You can't do that.

• 39:03Speaker 00

  I saw, did you see Bernie yelling at him for the onesies?

• 39:06Matt McCusker?

  Yes, I saw a little bit of that.

• 39:07Speaker 00

  Do you support this onesie? Do you agree with the onesie on the screen? It was like a baby onesie that said something about vaccines.

• 39:16Matt McCusker?

  Oh, that's what the onesie said?

• 39:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, he was seriously like, do you believe in this onesie?

• 39:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, and he was like, I don't think so. I don't support that onesie.

• 39:27Matt McCusker?

  Does it have a butt flap? Yeah, dude, I, that was like, really insane, dude. I was, I watched like, a good amount of it on, well, I didn't watch, I listened to it, but my video was playing while I was driving on the way over here. And I was just like, dude, like, just let the guy talk, man. Just if you're, if you're like, you know, you can hold his feet to the fire on stuff, but like, they do that like, I hate to say, kind of like girl stuff, where it'd be like,

• 39:52Speaker 00

  You said it.

• 39:52Matt McCusker?

  No, no, no, no, no. That's what you said. Okay. And you're like, oh, hold on, what the fuck? What are we doing? What are we doing here? Well, that's what you said. No, that's what you said. And you're like, okay, man.

• 40:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, those hearings are all girl stuff.

• 40:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, and it's also like, I, what I think a lot of it is, is like, alright, let's just get the clip of us making him seem like he doesn't know what he's talking about. Bang, and just go.

• 40:12Speaker 00

  You know what got me? You know what politically got me fired up? What? What's the video game Elon Musk says he plays?

• 40:19Speaker 00

  Did you hear he lied about that?

• 40:20Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 40:21Speaker 00

  He's like, he doesn't, he's not even that good at it. He like had, he was cheating, he had somebody else playing for him.

• 40:27Matt McCusker?

  Say what? He has someone handling his light work, bro.

• 40:31Speaker 00

  Who's video game lying?

• 40:32Matt McCusker?

  That's

• 40:33Speaker 00

  That's psychotic.

• 40:34Matt McCusker?

  Really weird, yeah.

• 40:35Speaker 00

  If that's true, I don't know the story.

• 40:37Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 40:37Speaker 00

  If it's true that Elon Musk is video game lying.

• 40:40Matt McCusker?

  Video game lying?

• 40:42Speaker 00

  Fucking weird.

• 40:43Matt McCusker?

  Okay, video game lying is

• 40:44Speaker 00

  Remember the wood man?

• 40:45Matt McCusker?

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 40:46Speaker 00

  Video game lying, that was the scariest shit ever. You can't video game lie. If you find out someone's video game lying, you go, why?

• 40:53Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I mean, I will say there's a, there is like an age. It's like, you know, if you commit a crime, well, you're a minor, forgiven.

• 40:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 40:59Matt McCusker?

  But there's a threshold into adulthood. If you're video game lying, it's like, bro.

• 41:02Speaker 00

  Puberty is where you gotta, once you jizz, you can't video game lie.

• 41:09Speaker 00

  I think he video game lied and then tried to play. What I heard was then he tried to play on a live stream. And people that played the game were like,

• 41:18Speaker 00

  you would, for him to take this long to figure out these buttons, he's never played this fucking game.

• 41:23Matt McCusker?

  Dude, that's crazy. Hiring a guy to be like, yo, get nice in this video game.

• 41:28Speaker 00

  Make sure everyone thinks I'm the nicest at Diablo.

• 41:30Matt McCusker?

  See, if it's just like for a passion project where you're like, damn, that level's really hard. I'm a billionaire. Why am I sweating over this? I'll hire someone to like beat this level for me and come back, just so I can watch the storyline. That would be sick to get briefed, you're a billionaire, like, so what happened? Like, okay, so I took out this guy. Yeah, like briefing on Diablo is like, that's so sick. I didn't think it was gonna go that way.

• 41:48Speaker 00

  He used the crystals. Never would have thought of that.

• 41:51Matt McCusker?

  If that's true, that is, that is truly insane.

• 41:53Speaker 00

  Uh, he might have, he admitted to.

• 41:56Speaker 02

  That's what this, um, Washington Post article says. He said he admitted to paying to get, boost his online warriors into global leader, leaderboards. So he paid, he paid to, uh.

• 42:09Matt McCusker?

  Mr. Musk, did you use Game Genie? Answer the question, yes or no?

• 42:13Speaker 00

  Did you use Game Genie on Diablo? Yes or no?

• 42:16Matt McCusker?

  Did you use the contra code for infinite lives?

• 42:19Speaker 00

  I swear to God, that actually does matter, though.

• 42:21Matt McCusker?

  That dude, that's kind of fucking terrifying.

• 42:23Speaker 00

  Somebody was saying he's doing it because he's trying to get views, because he wants to do like a streaming thing on X, like a new show on there.

• 42:30Matt McCusker?

  Just hire pro gamers.

• 42:32Speaker 00

  Who knows what's going on?

• 42:33Matt McCusker?

  Or just be like, I like to play video games every now and again. You don't have to be a world ranked player. That's crazy.

• 42:37Speaker 00

  That is crazy.

• 42:38Matt McCusker?

  Although he is, it's, I don't know, is he the first case of like unchecked autism?

• 42:43Speaker 00

  Pretty much.

• 42:43Matt McCusker?

  Cause have we had autistic billionaires before? We had to have had a couple, but I don't.

• 42:47Speaker 00

  I'm sure they, most of them had something, but he's the first one that he seems like he's, he wants fame.

• 42:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 42:53Speaker 00

  And autism and fame together is, almost makes me think he's not autistic.

• 43:00Matt McCusker?

  True, those bros fucking.

• 43:01Speaker 00

  They don't care at all about that.

• 43:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's actually a good point.

• 43:04Speaker 00

  Typically.

• 43:06Matt McCusker?

  That's a good point.

• 43:07Speaker 00

  Who knows, this guy's confusing me.

• 43:08Matt McCusker?

  Video game lying is.

• 43:10Speaker 00

  Video game lying though, that bothered me.

• 43:11Matt McCusker?

  I feel like you, I feel like you, wouldn't autistic video game lie? That's the fundamental question here. You know what I'm saying?

• 43:17Speaker 00

  I don't think they lie.

• 43:18Matt McCusker?

  I feel like there's a code, those bros.

• 43:20Speaker 00

  Especially on the digits.

• 43:21Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying. That'd be like being like, I know, I could quote the whole Sonic movie back to forth and being like, bruh. Bro, you're lying dude. It's like I hired somebody to fucking read me the Sonic lines so I could be autistic.

• 43:35Matt McCusker?

  I hope that's not true. The thing that's been freaking me out about that kind of stuff is like, and again, I don't know if this is real or not, but like people hiring, like being their own hype men in the comments. I've like, I've seen multiple stories about different people doing this where it's like busted, they like bust up their.

• 43:50Speaker 00

  You can't read the comments, bro. This is what happens.

• 43:54Matt McCusker?

  No, but I know, but exactly.

• 43:55Speaker 00

  I get it. You end up going, I'll just fucking, I wish my friends would say this about me.

• 43:58Matt McCusker?

  Alt account.

• 43:59Speaker 00

  Everybody should know about this.

• 44:01Matt McCusker?

  That would feel good to like anonymously be like, actually, he's actually pretty fucking sick. I don't know if nobody, it was on laser tag, he was number six.

• 44:09Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, people, they like, the screenshots, again, you know, whether or not it's true or not, you never know. But it's like, there was like a screenshot of them busting up their Twitter account and then you saw the alt underneath it and it's like, that's, and then they'll show the top comment and like, yo, this person's, they're hyping themselves. Which again, if you hire someone to do your social media.

• 44:25Speaker 00

  People have burner accounts that hype themselves up and argue in the comments a lot.

• 44:28Matt McCusker?

  That's crazy.

• 44:29Speaker 00

  Professional athletes do it a lot.

• 44:30Matt McCusker?

  That's crazy, bro. That's crazy. Or if like you hire someone to do your social media, like yo, while you're at it, set up that other account. How about you say a couple of nice things about me, you know, maybe.

• 44:38Speaker 00

  I could see that. I could see that phone call and then you don't even think about how lame that is. Until you get caught doing it and they go, yeah, fuck, that was lame as fuck.

• 44:47Matt McCusker?

  Oh, it's the worst, bro.

• 44:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:48Matt McCusker?

  It's like the, I'd rather be caught, I'd rather be caught fapping accidentally on Zoom than have somebody catch me hyping me, yes. Hype myself, dude. That's devastating. Be like, actually, he's like really fucking cool.

• 45:03Speaker 00

  I don't even think he, no, I think he looks good.

• 45:07Matt McCusker?

  He's actually like nasty at Diablo.

• 45:09Speaker 00

  He's so good at Diablo.

• 45:12Matt McCusker?

  No, for real guys, he actually, if that's true, I pray that's not true.

• 45:15Speaker 00

  I pray that's not true. I hope there's another, something behind that. I hope he's trying to promote a show on X.

• 45:22Matt McCusker?

  I hope so too.

• 45:23Speaker 00

  Cause video game lying is, that's treason. In my, in my America.

• 45:28Matt McCusker?

  That's punishable.

• 45:29Speaker 00

  Treason, that's firing squad.

• 45:31Matt McCusker?

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• 46:26Matt McCusker?

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• 47:28Matt McCusker?

  True with like.

• 47:29Speaker 00

  What is it? Chipotle? No, I'm alright, thank you.

• 47:32Matt McCusker?

  You'd have the firing squad jump like Halo players?

• 47:34Speaker 00

  Yeah. Teabag him after he's dead?

• 47:38Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude, I didn't know that. That's truly devastating, but you know, maybe after.

• 47:43Speaker 00

  I'm on my liberal shit. The White House came out and lied about, uh, they said we're giving fifty million dollars worth of condoms to Gaza.

• 47:51Matt McCusker?

  Why?

• 47:52Speaker 00

  I don't know. They're, they're, they're justifying their cutting federal funding for a lot of shit. Cause we're wasting tons of money on random bullshit.

• 48:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 48:01Speaker 00

  And one of the examples they used happens to not, probably not be true. Which was, we're giving fifty million dollars worth of condoms to Hamas.

• 48:10Matt McCusker?

  They're not using them.

• 48:13Speaker 00

  They're not using them.

• 48:15Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that'd be.

• 48:15Speaker 00

  It'd be more condoms than.

• 48:18Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 48:19Speaker 00

  Fifty million dollars worth of condoms is, is too much.

• 48:22Matt McCusker?

  There's no way.

• 48:23Speaker 00

  But it turns out that's probably not true. But then, what they're doing, which is very nice, cause that lie was so stupid. The media can focus on that as like, the story. Instead of the funding that should probably be cut, which they actually are doing.

• 48:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 48:39Speaker 00

  You know, to like, foreign DEI company bullshit, you know?

• 48:45Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 48:46Speaker 00

  Where the United States is paying like eighty million dollars to promote DEI and fucking Chad. Shit like that.

• 48:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's, I could, I could imagine that being a gigantic waste of money.

• 48:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 48:57Matt McCusker?

  She's just a blue haired lady.

• 48:59Speaker 00

  What gender are you? I am mechanic. Yeah, alright, well, we can shut this program down. Program is done. I am mechanic. Okay.

• 49:09Matt McCusker?

  You're the DEI instructor, you come back with like hard PTSD, like, get out of here, you're a fucking gay bitch!

• 49:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, I've been watching those videos, they've been firing me up, Africa Corps.

• 49:19Matt McCusker?

  What's Africa Corps?

• 49:21Speaker 00

  It's the funniest. It's just dudes getting interviewed on the street like.

• 49:23Matt McCusker?

  Dude, they're the best.

• 49:24Speaker 00

  Would you ever marry a woman that makes more money than you? Never! Never!

• 49:30Matt McCusker?

  I said you.

• 49:30Speaker 00

  So good, dude. Never! I will always be poor. Why are you gay?

• 49:35Matt McCusker?

  Oh, this.

• 49:37Speaker 00

  Africa Corps.

• 49:38Matt McCusker?

  Africa Corps hilarious.

• 49:41Speaker 00

  What gender are you? I am mechanic.

• 49:49Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, those dudes fucking rule.

• 49:50Speaker 00

  They're the best.

• 49:52Matt McCusker?

  It's a shame we can't get along better, man. It'd be so cool to just like.

• 49:55Speaker 00

  We get along with Africa.

• 49:57Matt McCusker?

  We do, for sure.

• 49:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, we can chill with those.

• 49:58Matt McCusker?

  And I'm saying, we gotta stop fighting. Every other country is so, all like, think about our enemies, dude, abroad. China's, you know, like it or hate it.

• 50:05Speaker 00

  China's hilarious.

• 50:06Matt McCusker?

  They're funny as hell, dude.

• 50:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, they're funny as fuck.

• 50:08Matt McCusker?

  They're funny as hell.

• 50:09Speaker 00

  North Korea.

• 50:09Matt McCusker?

  Hilarious. I know.

• 50:11Speaker 00

  Dude, they all got addicted to porn when they got sent to Ukraine?

• 50:16Speaker 00

  There's dudes in like Russian hospitals, posting videos, like Russian soldiers, like, these are my roommates. It's North Koreans. There's a TV in the room and they're like, what the fuck is this?

• 50:29Matt McCusker?

  That's their like, Pete, remember how the soldiers got like peanut butter, German soldiers got peanut butter for the first time in World War II? They're just watching fucking fail army like, holy shit, everything I've ever been told is a fucking lie. This shit is awesome.

• 50:41Speaker 00

  They see CGI, they see like the Geico fucking Gecko, they're just like,

• 50:47Speaker 00

  stalking?

• 50:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's gotta be crazy, man. Especially getting tossed into Russia and having Russians being like, oh, you didn't know about this shit?

• 50:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, check this shit out.

• 50:59Matt McCusker?

  Blue jeans?

• 51:01Speaker 00

  Check this shit out.

• 51:02Matt McCusker?

  Although Tucker was saying Russia is chill as hell. I watched that one video where he went to a supermarket.

• 51:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 51:07Matt McCusker?

  It looked like an Aldi's where he was just like, this is amazing. They have everything here, fresh produce.

• 51:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, they have stuff there.

• 51:15Matt McCusker?

  Although apparently, uh,

• 51:17Speaker 00

  You're never gonna believe it, Russia has stuff.

• 51:19Matt McCusker?

  Russia has stuff. They apparently Putin called, I think Putin is trying to rile up the right wing bros. He's like, yo, actually send Fauci over here, I'll deal with his ass. And everyone's like, yeah, we'll fuck on Twitter like, we'll send him over here right now, fuck you. You'd be surprised.

• 51:33Speaker 00

  He's, uh,

• 51:34Matt McCusker?

  It is pretty, it is pretty masterful.

• 51:35Speaker 00

  They also said the Biden administration tried to kill him.

• 51:38Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 51:38Speaker 00

  The Russians came out, I think, today and said they tried to kill Biden and Trump, or Putin and Trump.

• 51:42Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 51:43Speaker 00

  Yeah. They could just be horse feeding.

• 51:46Matt McCusker?

  True, but it, I mean, it is,

• 51:47Speaker 00

  But it does seem like somebody tried to kill Trump.

• 51:50Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 51:51Speaker 00

  He did get shot in the fucking head.

• 51:53Matt McCusker?

  Someone did try to get his ass. Putin too. I mean, it is, if Putin's over there, that is pretty,

• 51:57Speaker 00

  And the other guy that tried to shoot him was what, living in Ukraine?

• 52:01Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's not a good one.

• 52:03Speaker 00

  What the hell?

• 52:04Matt McCusker?

  What the hell? Yeah, I mean hell's breaking loose dude. I'm, I'm just watching fucking RFK get in there and they're like, you think fucking kids.

• 52:13Speaker 00

  You don't like Pop Tarts?

• 52:15Matt McCusker?

  You guys.

• 52:15Speaker 00

  You don't fucking like Pop Tarts, fuck you.

• 52:18Matt McCusker?

  All the kids are gonna die. It, it is crazy. He's like, look, it's not working. We're, health-wise, we're not doing well. And they're like, we understand that, but you, didn't you say that, and it's just like, dude, let it go. You guys had it. You guys held down the fort.

• 52:34Speaker 00

  They held down the fort.

• 52:35Matt McCusker?

  You had fucking.

• 52:36Speaker 00

  Fort sucked.

• 52:37Matt McCusker?

  You had the Fauci man in there. You guys got your, how long was he in there for?

• 52:41Speaker 00

  Fucking forever.

• 52:42Matt McCusker?

  He's in there for fucking ever dude.

• 52:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 52:43Matt McCusker?

  It's like, let's fucking roll the dice, man. We're all fat as hell. Let's roll the fucking dice. I got type two motherfucking diabetes almost. I wouldn't mind switching things up a little bit, dude.

• 52:52Speaker 00

  Switch it up.

• 52:53Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I was over here like, dude, I'm probably one of the healthiest guys I know. I'm like, fuck it.

• 52:56Speaker 00

  Well, that's because you hang out with a bunch of fucking slobs.

• 53:00Matt McCusker?

  Nah, damn it, I got.

• 53:01Speaker 00

  Being the fittest guy at a comedy club is fucking not that impressive. I go there, I'm like, hey, it's alright.

• 53:11Matt McCusker?

  This is truth. But yeah, hopefully we come out of it. I think, I think after two more years, we might come out alright. They, they do gotta stop fucking lying and doing Nazi salutes. I just wish. I just wish they'd stop.

• 53:22Speaker 00

  Video game lying is way worse.

• 53:23Matt McCusker?

  No Nazi salutes.

• 53:24Speaker 00

  My heart goes out to you. It has nothing compared to lying on Diablo.

• 53:27Matt McCusker?

  That's true.

• 53:29Matt McCusker?

  Heart goes out to you, you know, that's, that's a gray area up for interpretation. Video game lying is, it's cut and, it's cut and, it's black and white, man. It's cut and dry, like.

• 53:39Matt McCusker?

  Oh man, I pray that's not true. Can you guys look that? I, I need to know.

• 53:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, he did.

• 53:43Matt McCusker?

  It is true. He admitted.

• 53:44Speaker 03

  Sean's, yeah, Sean said he admitted to it.

• 53:47Speaker 02

  And the post, the post says he admitted to it, paying players to help him rank up and get his guys. I don't know how Diablo works, but apparently he paid to get that rank.

• 53:59Matt McCusker?

  Have guys play under his avatar.

• 54:00Speaker 02

  I think a mix of like, a few of those sorts of things, like have guys play.

• 54:05Speaker 00

  Tom Fuller.

• 54:06Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, well, there's like money in those open world games that like, becomes almost like real money. Like it becomes like, you could, you know, it's like a tradable commodity.

• 54:14Speaker 03

  Guys would trade accounts like RuneScape, you know, you'd like, get a level 100 RuneScape account and then you'd sell it to like another guy. That's probably what he did. He just probably bought a bunch of level 80 accounts.

• 54:23Matt McCusker?

  Really? A little, a little inside rim job?

• 54:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think they they looked at his rank and they're like, if you can never do this in the amount of time you said by yourself.

• 54:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but dude, his mind's a storm, dude. He's a genius.

• 54:39Speaker 02

  I guess.

• 54:40Matt McCusker?

  His mind's a fucking storm, dude. It is sick to have a storm being like, I gotta get a higher fucking Diablo rank.

• 54:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know. I don't I don't know Diablo, but.

• 54:49Matt McCusker?

  Whatever. At least he owned up to it, you know, at least he's fucking. Yeah, that's that's that's good. Holding it down like that'd be crazy if he held it down like Watergate style. I was like, I'll never fucking admit till I die.

• 55:00Speaker 00

  He should have.

• 55:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 55:02Speaker 00

  He should have hidden that. I would have said no. I did not video game lie.

• 55:07Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true. I would have. I would have been like, we gotta invade Vietnam again, actually, just distract distract the whole population.

• 55:12Speaker 00

  Fucking bomb Vietnam.

• 55:14Speaker 00

  That fucked me up. I watched that. I got 20 minutes left of that Ken Burns.

• 55:19Matt McCusker?

  It was good.

• 55:19Speaker 00

  Finish of Ken Burns, you feel like you did something.

• 55:22Matt McCusker?

  Dude, that's like reading a fucking book. That was that was dense, man.

• 55:24Speaker 00

  That was a lot. It was easy because my girlfriend's friends were visiting. So I was just in my room, shacked up with some Ken Burns, watching Vietnam.

• 55:34Matt McCusker?

  Just watching war.

• 55:37Matt McCusker?

  It's a sick move, actually. That does create like a little sanctuary blast zone. What do you know, my mom's watching this thing about a horrible.

• 55:43Speaker 00

  Watching Vietnam, you guys are not gonna watch it.

• 55:45Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. It is like one of those frequencies.

• 55:48Speaker 00

  Scarecrow, yeah.

• 55:49Matt McCusker?

  It's a scarecrow.

• 55:50Speaker 00

  They'd come in the room and they'd go. And they'd all run.

• 55:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was a bummer. Nixon, I don't know why I was getting reports that Nixon was kind of the man. He was, according to Ken Burns documentary, that guy sucked.

• 56:06Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, there's a people say he's bad. Who was telling you he was the man? Who was telling you he was the man?

• 56:10Speaker 00

  Uh, Louis likes him.

• 56:12Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 56:13Speaker 00

  I think Louis likes him, but he's recognizes his flaws. And then, uh, what's his name? Nick Bryan was in here.

• 56:18Matt McCusker?

  Nick Bryan, you were saying like he got.

• 56:19Speaker 00

  There's a lot of people that were like, he's kind of, and I've defended him. I've been like, he ended Vietnam. It was pretty good. It's like he. He didn't want to. Uh, he wanted to do it for political purposes. They had peace talks lined up before the election. And he, as a candidate, went in and was like, he talked directly to the South Vietnamese and he was like, "Don't do these peace talks. Wait till I'm elected. We'll get you a better deal."

• 56:45Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 56:45Speaker 00

  So he shut down peace talks for his election.

• 56:48Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's fucked up.

• 56:49Speaker 00

  That's crazy.

• 56:49Matt McCusker?

  The book I read, the Born Again book with the guy Chuck Holson, who was like his dude who went to jail for Watergate, or one of the guys who went to jail, I remember him claiming like that they had these peace talks going and they got like sabotaged. But that was before he even got in there.

• 57:02Speaker 00

  That was, yeah, he was a candidate.

• 57:04Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah, they don't talk about that. That's pretty dead.

• 57:06Speaker 00

  And then they tried to have peace talks and they waited, the peace talks took 10 weeks because South, or South Vietnam and North Vietnam couldn't agree on what table to use. They were like, "If we're on this side, you guys have to be on that side." And they fought about it for 10 weeks.

• 57:22Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 57:22Speaker 00

  And the war just kept going.

• 57:24Matt McCusker?

  They didn't want to break bread, they didn't want to break bread together?

• 57:26Speaker 00

  No, they, they wanted the Vietcong and the North Vietnamese to sit on the same side. Cause they were like, "You guys are the same fucking team. Stop pretending you're not." And then the Soviet Union came in with a big plan 10 weeks later. "What about a round table? So no one's really on his side." And everyone was like, "All right, that works."

• 57:44Matt McCusker?

  Kind of a good idea.

• 57:45Speaker 00

  "Now let's talk." It was the dumbest, Vietnam was the dumbest piece of shit war. And the whole time, people were like, even in America, every single person that went over there was like, "We shouldn't do that."

• 57:57Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 57:57Speaker 00

  "Don't do that."

• 57:58Matt McCusker?

  Well, the idea was-

• 57:59Speaker 00

  Every advisor was like, "Don't do it."

• 58:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, this is not a good idea.

• 58:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 58:01Matt McCusker?

  The idea was there, they were under the threat of becoming communist and we were supposed to go in there and be like, "Hey, guys, come on, man, this is, don't do that." And then we just started shooting people?

• 58:10Speaker 00

  We sent over, we sent over advisors under Kennedy. And then he was like, "We're not gonna ever send troops."

• 58:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 58:17Speaker 00

  So they shot him in the head. And then LBJ sent troops in.

• 58:20Matt McCusker?

  Damn, dude.

• 58:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's why they shot him in the head. And then, uh-

• 58:24Matt McCusker?

  What was the upside for America, though, to like-

• 58:26Speaker 00

  I don't know. We got stuck in this war that we were gonna try to make South Vietnam the government there. Like a democratic-

• 58:33Matt McCusker?

  Right.

• 58:33Speaker 00

  Like, we elected their guys. And everybody we elected kept being a corrupt fucking psycho.

• 58:38Matt McCusker?

  Dang.

• 58:38Speaker 00

  Um-

• 58:39Matt McCusker?

  Shit.

• 58:41Speaker 00

  Just sucked.

• 58:42Matt McCusker?

  And then we just had to get in there.

• 58:43Speaker 00

  Well, the one thing that bothers me, especially on the internet, there's nice memes where Vietnam fucked us up. We literally committed a genocide there. They did not fuck us up. We murdered, look at this, it was like literally million, we killed a million.

• 58:57Matt McCusker?

  You're saying we won?

• 58:59Speaker 00

  By America's standard of body count at the time, that was what they were going with. America was like, we're winning the war. We killed so many.

• 59:07Matt McCusker?

  But they didn't say mercy.

• 59:08Speaker 00

  They were like, they never said mercy.

• 59:09Matt McCusker?

  Ah, that kinda, that sucks.

• 59:11Speaker 00

  They never said uncle.

• 59:11Matt McCusker?

  That is a giant psychological victory to be like, yeah, I don't give a fuck.

• 59:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, kill, kill, kill a million of us.

• 59:17Matt McCusker?

  Give a fuck.

• 59:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 59:18Matt McCusker?

  Ah, well.

• 59:19Speaker 00

  They mad dogged us.

• 59:20Matt McCusker?

  They did.

• 59:20Speaker 00

  And then we got a little soft. That was the other thing. Cause I'm watching this, you know, it's a historical documentary. I'm watching it like it's a movie. I'm thinking like, ah, man, we should have won this war. We could have fucked them up. Not even thinking about like human lives. But the people back home were real like anti-war. Our journalists were really, uh, taking it upon themselves to try to get peace by showing how awful the war was.

• 59:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 59:43Speaker 00

  Yeah. And of course, north, north Vietnam didn't have freedom of press. So they were just telling everybody, we're fucking winning. Meanwhile, America's like, this is a disaster.

• 59:54Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it was a disaster.

• 59:55Speaker 00

  It was a disaster. That's the hard part.

• 59:57Matt McCusker?

  But they should have been a little more.

• 59:58Speaker 00

  It's also a war.

• 59:59Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true.

• 1:00:00Speaker 00

  There's, there's, I understand doing the right thing by reporting on terrible things.

• 1:00:05Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:05Speaker 00

  But.

• 1:00:06Matt McCusker?

  I just don't understand. I never, I can never understand how it started. Like World War One was Archduke Ferdinand. They're like, oh, fuck. Like I get the beginnings of that. I've never, there was, was there like, in like the Civil War, there was like Fort Sumter was the first battle? I never understood like the first battle where they're like, hey, oh shit.

• 1:00:21Speaker 00

  Well, Vietnam didn't have like, it did have battles, but it was another, it was like, it was a weird war. There wasn't like, uh, like there'd be a battle for like a hill. And we would take it and then the next day we would just abandon it. It, like it, nothing made sense.

• 1:00:34Matt McCusker?

  That's crazy.

• 1:00:35Speaker 00

  Um, it started with like France leaving. And then the communists kinda taking hold and starting to take over. And then South Vietnam being like, can you help us out?

• 1:00:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:47Speaker 00

  We're like, we'll send advisors. And then we're like, we should just dump a bunch of money into this and our people. And then we ended up sending troops.

• 1:00:55Matt McCusker?

  So you have to just like, you have to like just take out the communist leaders. That's like the military objective.

• 1:00:59Speaker 00

  Yeah. We didn't want China to expand into Vietnam.

• 1:01:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:03Speaker 00

  The way they were. Exciting stuff.

• 1:01:06Matt McCusker?

  That is pretty exciting. I mean dude, I never really knew. I knew it was like a

• 1:01:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, I never knew anything about Vietnam. That's why I was I watched the whole fucking thing. I still don't know what happened.

• 1:01:13Matt McCusker?

  I mean, that's pretty good recounting.

• 1:01:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, but nothing, nothing makes sense.

• 1:01:17Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I mean

• 1:01:18Speaker 00

  As to why anything happened.

• 1:01:20Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's fucking weird. I mean, it does, you know, I don't know. Yeah, I still. I got, I got a, I, I did Marty Ben's podcast on Bitcoin.

• 1:01:28Speaker 00

  Nice.

• 1:01:29Matt McCusker?

  Yesterday, so I, the same experience.

• 1:01:30Speaker 00

  I've never understood a thing about Bitcoin.

• 1:01:32Matt McCusker?

  I'm a little bit clear.

• 1:01:33Speaker 00

  I don't know what it is.

• 1:01:35Matt McCusker?

  It's a techno, it's like one of the greatest technologies man's ever done.

• 1:01:38Speaker 00

  I can do that. I can do that.

• 1:01:41Matt McCusker?

  So dude, he was explaining it yesterday.

• 1:01:42Speaker 00

  How do they mine it? What is being mined? What is happening?

• 1:01:44Matt McCusker?

  So this, I, I, this is my understanding of it.

• 1:01:47Speaker 00

  Somebody tell me.

• 1:01:47Matt McCusker?

  This is my hard earned and I don't know if this is even correct, but. So there's like a computer network that is somehow securing Bitcoin by solving this like mathematical equation that founder set out to where like it increases in difficulty. So if like a lot of Bitcoins are being mined, you're mining a Bitcoin, you're being rewarded for dedicating computing power that then like secures the network itself, which is just this like weird mathematical function that can be like solved. And then for solving it, you get a little Bitcoin as a reward, but then it, then it like the network knows the problem's being solved, so it ups, ups the difficulty. And then you kind of like, it like tethers back and forth. That's like, it was weird as fuck.

• 1:02:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.

• 1:02:30Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, not really. I don't understand it either.

• 1:02:32Speaker 00

  And I've been hit with a lot of speeches on it.

• 1:02:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:35Speaker 00

  I got hit with Sam Hyde, Nick Moll, and I've been hit with serious rants on Bitcoin.

• 1:02:41Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:41Speaker 00

  And I've never, I've just just stare at them.

• 1:02:44Matt McCusker?

  Well, there, there's like

• 1:02:44Speaker 00

  They talk to me about money and I go, all I know is college football.

• 1:02:47Matt McCusker?

  It can't be, it's, the, the big things, the fiat currencies.

• 1:02:49Speaker 00

  Should have focused on money.

• 1:02:50Matt McCusker?

  Fiat, true. The fiat currency is the big part of, where it's like, any, any currency is like the policy dictating like the worth of the currency is dictated by a centralized government body. But Bitcoin, the network through which it's exchanged, that is somehow bolstered by like voluntary computer power that is given Bitcoin as a result as a reward allows for it to never be centralized and dictated in a way where like, you know, if you own, if you have all your money in USD and they're printing out tons of US dollars, it fucks up your money. Like your money in a bank is

• 1:03:21Speaker 00

  of course.

• 1:03:21Matt McCusker?

  literally dissipating. If it's out, if you're not investing, your money is disappearing under inflation. Like a part of it is just disintegrating.

• 1:03:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:03:28Matt McCusker?

  And Bitcoin's argument is that it won't do that because they're not, they're only going to ever put out 21 million Bitcoins. That's like the whole thing. It's just, but I'm like, yeah, but like, so you can just save it. I guess you can just save it and just put it, use it as like a savings account. That was the whole, let me just talk about other stuff, but it was cool to hear about like hash point. I still don't understand that. He's like, well, then it reaches the hash point. The hash point dictates the difficulty level. And it was just like, bro.

• 1:03:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, I don't understand any of that.

• 1:03:53Matt McCusker?

  I hope it goes up to 200, man. That's all I know.

• 1:03:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, I don't know anything.

• 1:03:57Matt McCusker?

  But they claim they

• 1:03:57Speaker 00

  I do know your money managers get mad when you say, put that into Bitcoin.

• 1:04:01Matt McCusker?

  They don't like it, dude.

• 1:04:02Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:04:02Matt McCusker?

  They don't like it. Well, because it completely, apparently just totally undermines like the way Wall Street functions. I don't know. That again, I'm out of my depth on that too. But I did get a little bit. Now I understand what mining Bitcoin is. It's like dedicating computers. So like, you're just like, you have a computer and it just does math problems, really hard math problems all day. And then every now and again, you're like, damn, you just got a fraction of a Bitcoin. You're like, yes. It's math castle.

• 1:04:26Speaker 00

  It's stupid.

• 1:04:27Matt McCusker?

  It's literally math castle.

• 1:04:28Speaker 00

  I don't like that.

• 1:04:28Matt McCusker?

  You have math castle. You have a, you have like a huge rack of computer servers doing math castle every now and again.

• 1:04:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:04:35Matt McCusker?

  Yoshi or whatever his name is, Yoshi is like, you get a Mario coin, you go, yes. I am kind of mystified by how it works.

• 1:04:43Speaker 00

  If that's how it works, that's dumb. You just do math problems, a computer does things? And who's benefiting from the computer doing something?

• 1:04:51Speaker 03

  The network.

• 1:04:52Matt McCusker?

  The network having it's, it's

• 1:04:54Speaker 00

  The network just gets bigger.

• 1:04:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:56Matt McCusker?

  Bigger and more secure. So it's like with the more computing power you have dedicated for some reason to doing these math problems. That way, like when an exchange happens, it's somehow validated within the thing is like, yep, this definitely happened. It's like a kind of a worry free way to exchange money. Like they're saying you, you can't scam it. From what I've heard, I don't know if you can or not. So it's pretty cool. I got, I got Bitcoin pilled yesterday and I was like, damn, it's kind of sick. I always wanted just to know what was, I don't know literally anything about it. And these dudes are like

• 1:05:24Speaker 00

  You seem to have an idea of what Bitcoin is.

• 1:05:26Speaker 03

  I just know the, the, I know about mining.

• 1:05:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:05:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, I tried to build a rig. I couldn't do it. The programming part was too hard for me.

• 1:05:34Speaker 00

  You tried, yeah, you tried to build a rig. Did mine?

• 1:05:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:37Matt McCusker?

  How far did you get?

• 1:05:38Speaker 03

  Two thousand fifteen. I had the, I had like two GPUs ready to go.

• 1:05:44Speaker 00

  Damn, you could have done it.

• 1:05:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, no.

• 1:05:46Speaker 00

  You could have stuck with it.

• 1:05:47Matt McCusker?

  What was the, what was the coding thing that, what was the?

• 1:05:50Speaker 03

  Cause you gotta like put a program on there and I couldn't do it.

• 1:05:54Matt McCusker?

  What, the math problem?

• 1:05:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:56Matt McCusker?

  What's the math problem, dude?

• 1:05:57Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 1:05:58Matt McCusker?

  That's what I was trying to figure out. I'm like, dude, how hard is this math problem and how the fuck did a guy?

• 1:06:02Speaker 00

  Thirteen times seven.

• 1:06:05Speaker 00

  No one can do it.

• 1:06:06Matt McCusker?

  What is it?

• 1:06:07Speaker 00

  Thirteen times seven. No one on earth can do that, dude.

• 1:06:13Matt McCusker?

  Your computer just blows up. You're like, fuck, two second tower.

• 1:06:17Speaker 00

  Ninety-one.

• 1:06:18Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, we got into quantum computing. I was like,

• 1:06:21Speaker 00

  Fuck.

• 1:06:22Matt McCusker?

  That makes no sense. Quantum computing, no sense at all. Cause quantum mechanics has to deal with like the teeniest, tiniest specs of like matter possible. And I'm like, okay, I understand that, but how the fuck does you have a computer dealing in that?

• 1:06:37Speaker 00

  I can't do any of that.

• 1:06:39Matt McCusker?

  I guess instead of megabytes, it's mini bytes and you go, oh shit.

• 1:06:42Speaker 00

  It's mini bytes.

• 1:06:43Matt McCusker?

  It's just unparalleled computing power.

• 1:06:45Speaker 00

  What do you have?

• 1:06:47Matt McCusker?

  Qubits?

• 1:06:47Speaker 00

  They're called what?

• 1:06:48Matt McCusker?

  What's a qubit do?

• 1:06:49Speaker 03

  A qubit is a measure of quantum power.

• 1:06:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but like, okay.

• 1:06:53Speaker 00

  It seems like we all know the vocabulary around it.

• 1:06:56Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:06:56Speaker 00

  I have a tough time explaining what any of it is.

• 1:06:58Speaker 03

  Okay, so this, I watched a video. It was like explaining like I was five. The guy was like, quantum computing is like, so you know how a coin has two sides?

• 1:07:06Matt McCusker?

  Sure.

• 1:07:06Speaker 03

  There's a endpoint, both, both parts are entry and endpoint, but like, quantum computer is like spinning a coin because there's an infinite amount of entries and exits. So you're able to-

• 1:07:17Matt McCusker?

  So it's not zero, one. The program's not oh, one, oh, one.

• 1:07:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:20Matt McCusker?

  It's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

• 1:07:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, but like infinite, cause it's an infinite amount of points.

• 1:07:26Speaker 00

  That's all. That, that made no sense. Points of what? What are you talking about? Entry and exit points of what?

• 1:07:33Speaker 03

  Points of data, points of computing, points of processing.

• 1:07:36Matt McCusker?

  So it's not binary code?

• 1:07:37Speaker 00

  Fucking words.

• 1:07:38Speaker 03

  It's not binary anymore.

• 1:07:39Speaker 00

  I don't like these words.

• 1:07:39Matt McCusker?

  It's not, it's not binary. Your computers run on a series of oh, one, one, one, one, one, oh, one, male, female, male, female.

• 1:07:45Speaker 00

  No bi- non-binary bullshit.

• 1:07:47Matt McCusker?

  Quantum computing is gender fluid. It's quite, it's codeful, it's fluid. It's just like a one, two, three, four, two, five, six, nine, nine, nine. Like, oh shit.

• 1:07:54Speaker 00

  I didn't even think about.

• 1:07:55Matt McCusker?

  There's a nine. There's a nine in this computer.

• 1:07:59Speaker 00

  Would've instead of zeros and ones. That's definitely taken over. Yeah, I understand it now. Thank you.

• 1:08:05Speaker 00

  Just a little bit more. Well. We've reached an hour, right? Yeah, switch to the Patreon. Thank yous.