Kylie & Jason on Couples Costumes, Uncle Trav Babysitting Update & Bikini Wax Maintenance | Ep. 42

Kylie’s back for a very special, very spooky, very scruffy Halloween episode of Not Gonna Lie presented by Toyota and is joined by her first-ever repeat guest – her husband Jason! Kylie kicks things off with a very exciting announcement (2:25) – make sure to follow us @nglwithkylie for even more details next week. Jason also weighs in on the latest internet debate: who does Finn Kelce look like? (3:31) Kylie and Jason get right into the Halloween spirit with a special edition of “Can I Be Honest?” where they share their opinions on couples costumes (5:20), reveal what the family has officially decided on dressing up as this year, as well as the candy they absolutely have to steal from their kids’ trick or treat bags. Then, we put the “Doom” in “Doomscroll of the Week” this Halloween by reacting to a TikToker’s take on a last minute Kylie Kelce costume (14:02). Kylie and Jason then share what they believe would actually come in the official Kylie & Jason costume sets. The Kelces also discuss if it’s weird to see people dressing up as their family each year and their personal favorite Kelce fan costumes they’ve seen over the years (16:45). After that, Kylie and Jason answer a bunch of the Real Ones’ questions for them in “Ask Me *Some* Things, starting with some Halloween related debates like how young is too young to start trick or treating (19:30)? Kylie and Jason then answer the rest of the Real Ones’ most burning questions about their latest timeline for adopting a cat (26:05), how to get kids to stop swearing, Jason’s most “viral” moments (31:10), Travis’ babysitting skills (32:20) and the famous vacuum story (36:12). Then, in the sequel to the “Pop Culture Trivia Off” the couple did on Valentine’s Day, Kylie and Jason have a rematch to determine once and for all who knows the LEAST about pop culture (39:40). Kylie may or may not believe she was sabotaged with the questions Queen Emma specifically selected for her… and it’s hilarious. If you couldn’t already tell, this is Queen Emma writing to you right now [insert turtle emoji]. And lastly – Kylie and Jason do another taste test – this time we’re getting festive with all different types of candy corn, one of Jason’s least favorite candies (54:08). The Kelces also go on an incredible food-related tangent including a story about Travis in Cincinnati. Make sure you tune into More Sh*t Monday on the Not Gonna Lie YouTube channel for more exclusive clips from Kylie and Jason’s Halloween Special. Plus some behind-the-scenes moments from the taping you won’t want to miss. . . . Purchase NGL Merch: www.nglkylie.com Support the Show: Toyota: To learn more about the Toyota Sienna, please visit www.toyota.com/SiennaSkittles: Check out ‘Ghost Roommate’! Tune in to watch the entire 63 second series on Skittles Tiktok @Skittles Taste The Rainbow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:56Kylie Kelce?

  Not gonna lie, on my way to the studio today, I looked at myself and thought, do other people dress up to shoot podcasts?

• 1:06Kylie Kelce?

  I don't. Let's get this podcast started.

• 1:17Kylie Kelce?

  Welcome back to a very special, very spooky, very scruffy episode of Not Gonna Lie.

• 1:22Speaker 03

  Scruffy?

• 1:23Kylie Kelce?

  You. A Wave original. Would you stop? This is why it takes them four hours, I swear to God. A Wave original brought to you by Toyota. Let's go places. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. My favorite Halloween candy is Twix.

• 1:40Kylie Kelce?

  But the fun size are not fun size, so. I don't enjoy watching scary movies. I do not need any additional jump scares in my life. And I have four children with this Japanese maple sitting next to me today.

• 1:50Speaker 03

  I wish they were running with that joke.

• 1:52Kylie Kelce?

  I don't know. How do you feel about it?

• 1:53Speaker 03

  I feel good about it.

• 1:54Kylie Kelce?

  You do?

• 1:55Speaker 03

  I think Japanese maples look great.

• 1:56Kylie Kelce?

  They're beautiful trees.

• 1:58Speaker 03

  They are.

• 1:58Kylie Kelce?

  Ornamental.

• 1:59Speaker 03

  They are. They get the job done.

• 2:01Kylie Kelce?

  They do. Nice. Okay. Well, I guess I should intro you. He's the co-host of the other podcast, My Favorite Bearded Being, and there are many to choose from. A future Hall of Famer for his NFL career and his outstanding work as a dad. And of course, he's my husband. Jason, welcome back to Not Gonna Lie.

• 2:22Speaker 03

  Thank you, Kyle. Thanks for having me.

• 2:24Kylie Kelce?

  I feel like I'm pointing a bow at you.

• 2:25Speaker 03

  It kinda looks, looks a little odd.

• 2:28Kylie Kelce?

  You're gonna have to bleep that, Brad. Can you see his face? I still have not gotten eyes on this. Can you see his face?

• 2:34Speaker 03

  I mean, I can see it.

• 2:35Kylie Kelce?

  Okay. Coming up on today's Halloween special, we're gonna start off by getting honest about some couples' costumes. Then we're gonna get a ton of the Real Ones questions, and I'd be shocked if there wasn't a cat question in the mix.

• 2:48Speaker 03

  Cat question, alright.

• 2:49Kylie Kelce?

  Always. There always are. Uh, cuz we asked the Real Ones what their questions were. So these are actual fan questions for you.

• 2:57Speaker 03

  Oh, perfect.

• 2:57Kylie Kelce?

  Uh, and since the Real Ones enjoyed it so much last time, we're gonna do a rematch of the pop culture trivia, the battle for who knows the least. You won last time by one.

• 3:07Speaker 03

  Did I?

• 3:07Kylie Kelce?

  Yup.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  Nice.

• 3:09Kylie Kelce?

  Not nice. But first, let's get into this week's NGL announcements. This is a big one, guys. For reasons I cannot comprehend, since I started this show, you have demanded more, more minutes, more clips, more behind the scenes, more episodes. It's bullshit. I don't know why you keep doing that, but I did hear you, so I'm excited to announce that I'm starting another brand new series exclusively on YouTube called, you guessed it, Fuck Around and Find Out, AKA F A F O. It's literally, we go out, we find someone to fuck around with, and we find out about things that they may be an expert on. And

• 3:52Speaker 03

  Nice.

• 3:52Kylie Kelce?

  We're just there to

• 3:54Speaker 03

  Go for it.

• 3:54Kylie Kelce?

  Fuck around and find out.

• 3:55Speaker 03

  Sounds fun.

• 3:56Kylie Kelce?

  And you are due to come fuck around with us.

• 3:58Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 3:59Kylie Kelce?

  Okay. Like a like a nice little tease. This is in addition to the pod. I'm not quitting the pod. We'll still be here and then we'll fuck around and find out on other times, once a month, for you guys.

• 4:12Speaker 03

  Nice.

• 4:12Kylie Kelce?

  Uh, the first episode comes out this coming Tuesday, November 4th, right on our NGL YouTube channel. Also follow us on all socials, at NGL with Kylie. We'll be announcing more details on Monday. You know, the day of more shit. Next up, our real one comment of the week, and it looks like the internet has decided, I finally got one. Real one, TS crazier, wrote, Kylie finally brought the jeans for Kylie. And Jason replied.

• 4:41Speaker 03

  Oh, it's already in there. Nice.

• 4:42Kylie Kelce?

  What'd you say? I see what you did there.

• 4:44Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah.

• 4:46Kylie Kelce?

  Is that what you said?

• 4:47Speaker 03

  Yeah. I forgot.

• 4:52Kylie Kelce?

  You answered.

• 4:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a pun. It's a funny pun on the word jeans.

• 4:57Kylie Kelce?

  It was very funny.

• 4:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:58Kylie Kelce?

  Do you agree with this?

• 5:00Speaker 03

  Do I think?

• 5:01Kylie Kelce?

  They're trying to say Finn looks like me.

• 5:03Speaker 03

  I'm aware. Yeah, I know what they're saying. I, I think she looks very similar to the way Ellie looked as a baby. Um, but with darker hair. So she has more facial features that resemble you than Benny and Wyatt did.

• 5:22Kylie Kelce?

  That's fair. I'll take that.

• 5:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:24Kylie Kelce?

  Um.

• 5:24Speaker 03

  But we'll see how they evolve.

• 5:26Kylie Kelce?

  Which of the girls do you think most, looks most like you?

• 5:30Speaker 03

  Um, I think Wyatt probably.

• 5:32Kylie Kelce?

  I agree with that.

• 5:34Speaker 03

  I think.

• 5:34Kylie Kelce?

  Just seeing your baby pictures next to Wyatt's baby pictures are kind of uncanny.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  Yeah. So supposedly, due to like, evolution, babies do look more like their dads.

• 5:44Kylie Kelce?

  So that they know to claim them.

• 5:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, so that they don't become deadbeat dads. Ellie looked like you. Ellie, from the moment she came out, looked just like your baby face in the baby picture, when you set the hospital record for the largest baby on record.

• 5:59Kylie Kelce?

  It's cute.

• 6:00Speaker 03

  It's a big baby. But Ellie's face looks just like yours. Uh, Finn looks less like that.

• 6:06Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah, I agree.

• 6:07Speaker 03

  But she still looks.

• 6:08Kylie Kelce?

  She has Wyatt's eyes.

• 6:10Speaker 03

  I can't tell.

• 6:11Kylie Kelce?

  All right, moving on. Let's get honest about Halloween, starting with couples costumes. Jason, how do you feel about couples costumes?

• 6:20Speaker 03

  Uh, what are couples costumes? Like what we're doing right now?

• 6:22Kylie Kelce?

  No, this is not a couples costume. I would say that this is a family costume because we have been influenced by our children to partake in this particular theme.

• 6:33Speaker 03

  So what's a couples?

• 6:34Kylie Kelce?

  A couples costume would be like Salt and Pepper.

• 6:36Speaker 03

  What's like the Shakers?

• 6:39Kylie Kelce?

  Yes.

• 6:39Speaker 03

  Salt and Pepper Shakers? I don't know if you're talking about the band. I don't, I'm sorry.

• 6:44Kylie Kelce?

  Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't say Salt and Peppa. I said Salt and Pepper.

• 6:48Speaker 03

  All right. What do I think of couples costumes?

• 6:50Kylie Kelce?

  What do you think of couples costumes?

• 6:51Speaker 03

  I don't know. I, I think it depends on what the couples costume is.

• 6:55Kylie Kelce?

  Okay. Are there couples costumes that you would ever want to do?

• 7:00Speaker 03

  I'm not a big costumes guy.

• 7:05Kylie Kelce?

  He's the reason we're wearing costumes. I want to make that abundantly clear.

• 7:08Speaker 03

  Well, you said we were gonna do a Halloween episode.

• 7:12Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah, but like I was fine rolling up in some leggings and a t-shirt.

• 7:16Speaker 03

  I, who bought these costumes?

• 7:17Kylie Kelce?

  Me.

• 7:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't, I, I'll do the costumes because I like being a part of the family and on theme.

• 7:24Kylie Kelce?

  I like being a part of the family. Jesus, Jason.

• 7:27Speaker 03

  I don't know, uh, couples costumes. I, I think some couples costumes are great.

• 7:31Kylie Kelce?

  Queen Emma did ask me if we have ever done one. I don't think we have. I don't think either of us are like into Halloween enough to do it.

• 7:39Speaker 03

  I, yeah, no, I agree with that.

• 7:43Kylie Kelce?

  I will say Amber and Rob, they did Shrek and Fiona years ago. It was great.

• 7:49Speaker 03

  I got Halloween, Ed Kelsey got Halloween out of us quick.

• 7:53Kylie Kelce?

  We're gonna get to that.

• 7:54Speaker 03

  We, we stopped trick or treating early in middle school.

• 7:58Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah, we're coming back to that. We're coming back to that because I said that to Queen Emma. What final costumes did we land on this year? Do you know what's happening?

• 8:08Speaker 03

  Well, I know that for a while, two of them were going to be Elsa, two of them were going to be Anna, and now all of them are being Elsa.

• 8:15Kylie Kelce?

  Is that what Ellie told you?

• 8:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:17Kylie Kelce?

  She's lying. She told me the other day that she wanted to go back to being Anna because she has her braids.

• 8:22Speaker 03

  Well, then she, I guess Ellie's being Anna.

• 8:24Kylie Kelce?

  She's duping us.

• 8:27Speaker 03

  I've, I've been told that all of them want to be Elsa now.

• 8:30Kylie Kelce?

  That sucks because Finn only has an Anna dress. You know, because she doesn't actually have an opinion yet.

• 8:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:37Kylie Kelce?

  Shit. We had a comment last week on the pod that when I said that we had two Anas and two Elsas, but maybe three Elsas, they said we should be six Elsas. And honestly, that shit would be hilarious. It would have been so funny. You're no fun. You guys are not a costume guy on Halloween. That would have been so funny, though.

• 9:01Speaker 03

  It would be funny.

• 9:02Kylie Kelce?

  Yep. Maybe we could get Big Ed. He would be a six Elsa.

• 9:06Speaker 03

  He would do it.

• 9:06Kylie Kelce?

  He would. He would so do it. Um, I'm Olaf.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  I'm Kristoff.

• 9:16Kylie Kelce?

  And the girls are pissed that there's no Sven.

• 9:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:19Kylie Kelce?

  So it might be the dog. The dog might have to be. She might need antlers.

• 9:24Speaker 03

  She should, she should be Sven.

• 9:25Kylie Kelce?

  I feel like it makes the most sense. She's nearly Sven's size. Yeah. We'll see how it goes. We'll all find out together.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  She'll probably try and eat your carrot too. So it'll probably play in well.

• 9:37Kylie Kelce?

  Probably. That'd be so cute. We should try. Okay. What candy do we steal from their trick or treating?

• 9:46Speaker 03

  Reese's?

• 9:47Kylie Kelce?

  Any full size bars?

• 9:49Speaker 03

  Uh, not any. They got like an Almond Joy in there. I'm not eating that. Trash.

• 9:57Kylie Kelce?

  I'm stealing that.

• 9:58Speaker 03

  I, I do not like Almond Joy. Most coconut flavored things I do not like.

• 10:02Kylie Kelce?

  I love them.

• 10:02Speaker 03

  I like coconut. Don't like coconut, artificial flavoring.

• 10:06Kylie Kelce?

  It's not artificial. There's literally shreds of coconut in it.

• 10:09Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 10:10Kylie Kelce?

  I like it. That's okay. This is where we complement each other. I have this whole theory about dessert. We complement each other on dessert. It, it helps us in these situations. I'll eat your Almond Joys and your Mounds.

• 10:24Speaker 03

  I like Reese's. Reese's I'll eat for sure.

• 10:29Kylie Kelce?

  Mm-hmm.

• 10:32Speaker 03

  Any of like the old school Halloween candy that like you'd never see outside of Halloween? Like bottle caps? Like if there's bottle caps, I'll eat those.

• 10:43Speaker 03

  Trying to think, it's been a while since I've had like the

• 10:45Kylie Kelce?

  How are you gonna say bottle caps? And the last time we sat ourselves in the studio, you went off about chalky candy.

• 10:54Speaker 03

  I don't

• 10:54Kylie Kelce?

  And disrespected this studio. The I heart you is still on the wall. We're gonna insert a photo of it right here. It has not left. You wrote that with a candy heart because you were bitching about how they're chalky. And now you're gonna be out here saying bottle caps? That's the equivalent of saying fucking Neko wafers.

• 11:10Speaker 03

  No, Neko wafers are trash. Bottle caps are much better than Neko wafers, but a part of it's not even about the taste of it. It's just like, I'm gonna do this nostalgic thing. Yeah, I'll eat Smarties. Anyone that I haven't seen since I was like a kid, I'm gonna steal it for sure. And try and eat it.

• 11:28Kylie Kelce?

  And that's it for can I be honest about Halloween? Next up, doom scroll the week.

• 11:32Speaker 03

  What is doom scrolling?

• 11:33Kylie Kelce?

  Doom scroll is what I do at night in bed. When I just

• 11:37Speaker 03

  So it's just scrolling?

• 11:38Kylie Kelce?

  It's just scrolling, but like, so you can turn your brain off. And you just, that's when I'm like giggling to myself. And then occasionally I go, watch this.

• 11:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:48Kylie Kelce?

  Sometimes Jason is, we, sometimes we co doom scroll, him not by choice. It's not by choice. Every single time he, he, have you heard of the bird theory? This is far off track. You've not heard of the bird theory?

• 12:03Speaker 03

  No, I don't think so.

• 12:03Kylie Kelce?

  Okay, so the theory is, is if I were to say to you, which is actually oddly applicable to our marriage. If I were to say to you, oh my gosh, Jason, come look at this bird. And you were like, not right now. Or like, didn't answer me. Then you fail the bird theory.

• 12:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:22Kylie Kelce?

  And if you're like, oh, what bird is it? And you're like, come over and you like, show interest in something that I'm clearly excited about. Probably a little unnecessarily, but excited about nonetheless, then you pass the bird theory.

• 12:34Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 12:35Kylie Kelce?

  Doom scrolling to me is now like the equivalent of the bird theory because I'll scroll and I'll start laughing. And then I'm like, oh, you gotta see this. And you're always like, okay. And you check it out. And I feel like that's you passing the bird theory to be like, oh, Kylie thought this clip was funny. Maybe I'll think it's funny. To be fair, it's a 50 50 shot of whether or not he thinks the TikTok that I think is funny is funny. Would you say that's accurate?

• 12:59Speaker 03

  I think most of the time they're funny. Sometimes we're not, but most of the time there. I feel like bird theory, though, that's a bigger lift. If you put a phone in front of my face and tell me what's on, I don't really have a choice. But if you're like, oh, look at this bird.

• 13:14Kylie Kelce?

  He said, I don't want to be interested.

• 13:16Speaker 03

  And you're like, hey, there's a bird outside. I want you to see it. I gotta get up.

• 13:20Kylie Kelce?

  We're going to test him on the bird theory this week.

• 13:21Speaker 03

  That's fine.

• 13:22Kylie Kelce?

  To be fair.

• 13:23Speaker 03

  I'd like seeing birds.

• 13:25Kylie Kelce?

  I was gonna say, to be fair, he has been a victim of me filling the bird feeder and then regularly being like, Jason, there's a cardinal. Jason, you have to see this enormous blue jay. And he's like, yeah.

• 13:37Speaker 03

  For the birds. I think we're like.

• 13:39Kylie Kelce?

  No, shh, don't.

• 13:40Speaker 03

  For all you bird activists out there, or aviators, or whatever you call yourselves.

• 13:45Kylie Kelce?

  Or no, or I don't know. It's, there's a word.

• 13:50Speaker 03

  Aviaries.

• 13:51Kylie Kelce?

  Nope.

• 13:51Speaker 03

  Aviators.

• 13:53Kylie Kelce?

  Thank you, ornithologists.

• 13:55Speaker 03

  For all you ornithologists out there, is having a bird feeder and feeding them like a bunch of like, feed, feed, is that healthy for them? It can't be good for them.

• 14:04Kylie Kelce?

  Okay.

• 14:04Speaker 03

  You're just fattening up the birds.

• 14:05Kylie Kelce?

  Okay, okay.

• 14:08Speaker 03

  It'd be like putting a bunch of candy in like a dish and giving it to a bunch of kids.

• 14:12Kylie Kelce?

  Okay. For this week's doom scroll, TikToker Red Headed Dakota shared some last minute Philly Halloween costumes. And number one on her list is interesting. Queen Emma says, roll that clip, Queen Emma.

• 14:25Speaker 04

  If you need a last minute Halloween costume, here are 10 Philly Philly sports related things that you probably can use things from your closet already. You want to use your Kelsey jersey in a creative way. You could be Philly's Princess Kylie. Wear a little tiara, wear a Kelsey jersey, a miniskirt and some heels.

• 14:38Kylie Kelce?

  A miniskirt?

• 14:40Speaker 03

  You are a miniskirt person.

• 14:45Kylie Kelce?

  When?

• 14:46Speaker 03

  I don't know. I don't think I've ever seen you wear a miniskirt. I wouldn't mind it, though.

• 14:52Kylie Kelce?

  Fucking asshole.

• 14:57Kylie Kelce?

  No.

• 14:59Kylie Kelce?

  Uh, I can't believe that that many, I appreciate the queen Emma in the rundown. She nailed it, right? Question mark lol. Jason, what would actually come in the Kylie Halloween costume?

• 15:14Speaker 03

  What would actually come in the Kylie Halloween?

• 15:16Kylie Kelce?

  First of all, let's start, let's start where we need to begin.

• 15:20Speaker 03

  Are we doing the Princess Cayenne Halloween costume or just a standard Kylie costume?

• 15:26Kylie Kelce?

  Whichever you'd prefer.

• 15:27Speaker 03

  Well, the Princess Cayenne costume has to have the Princess Diana jacket.

• 15:30Kylie Kelce?

  True.

• 15:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's not even a jersey.

• 15:32Kylie Kelce?

  Can I just, can I, before you, before you really, before you give us both of those options, I just need to say, no one should fucking be me for Halloween. That's your, that's a ridiculous costume and you need to cut that shit out. Go ahead. Now tell them how to not do it.

• 15:48Speaker 03

  If you wanted to dress like Kylie, that's what they're asking?

• 15:50Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 15:54Speaker 03

  Leggings or sweatpants.

• 15:57Speaker 03

  Some type of hoodie.

• 15:59Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 15:59Speaker 03

  If you haven't put in your contacts, glasses.

• 16:03Kylie Kelce?

  Perfect.

• 16:03Speaker 03

  Maybe a baseball hat. That's pretty much it.

• 16:06Kylie Kelce?

  Nailed it. Look like a slob, maybe wear glasses and then you're good. That's it. There you go. That's how you do it. The essentials for a Jason Halloween costume, yours is so easy because so many people have your jersey. That's a dead giveaway. I've seen a lot of women dress up as you and they get a piece of felt and it's real simple. Just cut out a beard. I do think that if you're going to try to do the Jason beard, that you should acknowledge his touch of gray that's happening on either side.

• 16:41Speaker 03

  The whites.

• 16:42Kylie Kelce?

  And obviously flip flops. How do you feel about people dressing up as us for Halloween in general?

• 16:47Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 16:50Kylie Kelce?

  He's the worst person to pick for a Halloween episode. He's like, I don't even like Halloween.

• 16:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:53Kylie Kelce?

  Fuck this. I thought you guys were gonna feed me candy and then he got here and we're not even gonna feed him candy.

• 16:59Speaker 03

  I like, I like people, uh, doing it in a making fun of us kind of way. I always like that.

• 17:06Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah, I'm in on that.

• 17:08Speaker 03

  I get, I get enjoyment out of tweets or videos that are funny.

• 17:14Kylie Kelce?

  I feel like if you're gonna do a couples costume of us at this point, since we have four kids, you're gonna need to have baby dolls with you. Like the, part of the joke should be like, they just keep fucking having kids, you know?

• 17:26Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 17:30Kylie Kelce?

  Uh, do you have a favorite Kelsey family costume that you've ever seen?

• 17:36Speaker 03

  Oh gosh.

• 17:37Kylie Kelce?

  I have one. I literally just saw it this morning.

• 17:43Speaker 03

  What is it?

• 17:45Kylie Kelce?

  It was a gentleman who was talking about how embarrassed he was that his wife bought him a Travis costume to wear.

• 17:53Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 17:54Kylie Kelce?

  And so he had like eighty-seven, he's wearing a Chiefs jersey and like, like shoulder pads and football pants. The best part is, is that he says, but then I saw who my wife was dressing as for our couples costume. And I was okay with it. And he pans to the backseat of the car.

• 18:10Speaker 03

  She's like full sequence.

• 18:12Kylie Kelce?

  Better.

• 18:13Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 18:14Kylie Kelce?

  Because that's what you just expect.

• 18:16Speaker 03

  That's what I was thinking, yeah.

• 18:18Kylie Kelce?

  Big Red.

• 18:19Speaker 03

  Andy.

• 18:21Kylie Kelce?

  It's Big Red.

• 18:22Speaker 03

  Listen.

• 18:23Kylie Kelce?

  In the back of the, it was, I was, that caught me off guard and I liked it.

• 18:27Speaker 03

  If there's, I mean, you talk about, do I enjoy people dressing up as us? No. But do I enjoy people dressing up as Big Red? Yes.

• 18:33Kylie Kelce?

  And it was, and it was the woman of the couple.

• 18:36Speaker 03

  I mean, it's even better.

• 18:37Kylie Kelce?

  It was so good. I laughed out loud.

• 18:40Speaker 03

  I saw one today, actually, that I know you would like. There was a woman that walked into a bar dressed like the Lorax.

• 18:47Kylie Kelce?

  You know, people are doing that for like bachelorette trips, like all of the bridesmaids are dressing up as the Lorax and they're going out to the bar. Is that what you saw?

• 18:55Speaker 03

  Maybe that's what it was.

• 18:56Kylie Kelce?

  It's so good.

• 18:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:57Kylie Kelce?

  Cause all you need is the orange bodysuit and a mustache.

• 19:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, she did a great job. She looked really good.

• 19:02Kylie Kelce?

  And you put a pillow in there for the belly. It's very good.

• 19:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, women with a mustache really, or be any woman with facial hair is like a costume.

• 19:10Kylie Kelce?

  It's a funny costume.

• 19:11Speaker 03

  It looks good. Yeah, it's funny.

• 19:13Kylie Kelce?

  I will say the other one you have, like we have to acknowledge is the baby that was dressed up as your mom.

• 19:20Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, that was a very good one.

• 19:21Kylie Kelce?

  It was so cute.

• 19:23Speaker 03

  That was very good.

• 19:23Kylie Kelce?

  It was such a good costume.

• 19:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, 10 out of 10.

• 19:27Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah, well done. Uh, that does it for Doom Scroll of the Week. Next up, we're gonna answer a bunch of Real Ones Ask Me Some Things questions, but first, a moment for the Toyota Sienna. The Real Ones are well aware that I can't stand the fact that I love my Toyota Sienna. I specifically can't stand the fact that I love the vacuum, how far the seats move, how convenient it is to get in and out of, the 18 cup holders, the list goes on and on. And now that I've officially made my big announcement about my new series, FAFO, I seriously have never related to Toyota's Let's Go Places tagline more. We're literally going places in the Sienna. With the help of Toyota and my Sienna, I'm literally going

• 20:11Kylie Kelce?

  places and I can't wait for the Real Ones to see all the cool episodes we have in store. In the meantime, if you already have a Sienna, I'm so glad we all have the vacuum for the costume glitter and candy wrappers we'll be dealing with this weekend. And if you've been thinking about the minivan life, give it a shot. You can also learn more about the Toyota Sienna by visiting toyota.com backslash Sienna. And we're back, right where you left us. Let's get right into a special Halloween edition of Ask Me Some Things because Ask Me Anything was far too open-ended for some of you motherfuckers. Okay. Uh, Ask Me Some Things is brought to you by Skittles Taste the Rainbow. First question from Texas Aggie Mom 10. Question for Kylie and Jason next

• 20:53Kylie Kelce?

  week. What was your favorite costume you wore as a child for Halloween?

• 20:59Speaker 03

  Oh, I remember getting real jazzed for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume one time.

• 21:07Speaker 03

  I think both of, both Travis and I were teenagers being Ninja Turtles that year, I think.

• 21:12Kylie Kelce?

  That's actually adorable.

• 21:13Speaker 03

  Yeah. And then we both dressed as Mario and Luigi one year in high school.

• 21:20Kylie Kelce?

  I remember seeing the pictures of that.

• 21:21Speaker 03

  Travis was not as excited about it.

• 21:23Kylie Kelce?

  No?

• 21:24Speaker 03

  No.

• 21:25Kylie Kelce?

  He didn't want to be Luigi?

• 21:26Speaker 03

  I mean, in the picture, it's very obvious who's excited about it and who's not. I talked him into it very much so.

• 21:31Kylie Kelce?

  I still remember one year we went to the store.

• 21:34Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 21:35Kylie Kelce?

  Early. And it was not a Halloween store. I don't remember what store it was, but we picked up a costume for me because I got so excited about it. It was the Tasmanian Devil from like cartoons.

• 21:46Speaker 03

  Very good. That's a great one.

• 21:48Kylie Kelce?

  But it was like this, but like had structure to it and was very fuzzy.

• 21:52Speaker 03

  It had to make you look like you were spinning.

• 21:54Kylie Kelce?

  Well, it was just like a jumpsuit of like a fuzzy jumpsuit and that's all fine and good. But when I went to school, people were like, you picked that? I'm pretty sure I was in like fourth grade.

• 22:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:08Kylie Kelce?

  And as a girl, that was not apparently an acceptable choice to other people. I was jazzed about it. I was very excited about it.

• 22:15Speaker 03

  I think it's great. Tasmanian Devil is a solid cartoon character.

• 22:18Kylie Kelce?

  It was great to me until I got feedback from my peers. And then I was like, cool. I'm good. Did you ever make any?

• 22:27Speaker 03

  Maybe one year we made one. Oh, one year my dad had, you know, those like masks that are like rubber? That are actually like terrifying.

• 22:36Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 22:37Speaker 03

  My dad had one that was like a pig and it was just like the head. And it was like the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. Still to this day, like it was terrifying. He would put it on and scare the shit out of us at times. I think I wore that one year. But it just reminded me that I want to get a mask like that and scare our kids while I can.

• 22:58Kylie Kelce?

  It's not even that difficult. You don't even have to, you, you could literally, you could get a stuffed dinosaur.

• 23:04Speaker 03

  I could half ass it for sure. Yeah. I mean, I could just come around a corner, but full commit on like one of those silicone,

• 23:13Speaker 03

  like gnarly ones.

• 23:14Kylie Kelce?

  No.

• 23:15Speaker 03

  Yeah. We do it.

• 23:17Kylie Kelce?

  I'm intercepting.

• 23:18Speaker 03

  The only downside is it smells terrible inside.

• 23:21Kylie Kelce?

  They do. I'm intercepting every package that comes to our house.

• 23:26Kylie Kelce?

  It's not gonna be hard. Okay, next from Rachel Adelman, 21. My husband doesn't think we should trick or treat with our seven month old. Is it too early? I mean, everyone wants to see a baby dressed up for Halloween, right? Oh, Rachel, I want to be a girl's girl so badly right now. I want to be a girl's girl so, so, so, so badly.

• 23:51Kylie Kelce?

  I think it's too early. I think we should not be taking a seven month old trick or treating.

• 23:54Speaker 03

  Why?

• 23:55Kylie Kelce?

  Do you think?

• 23:58Kylie Kelce?

  To be clear, yes. Okay, let me rephrase that. Yes, dress the baby up. Yes, take the baby around. But like, are we accepting candy?

• 24:08Speaker 03

  I mean, I don't think they can eat candy at seven years.

• 24:11Kylie Kelce?

  They can't, but that's, I love that you said you don't think they can eat candy when we live with a seven month old.

• 24:18Speaker 03

  You could melt it down and like, let them drink the chocolate if you wanted to, but I don't think it's probably a good idea.

• 24:24Kylie Kelce?

  To be fair, we're not, we're not feeding our child like copious amounts of sugar at seven months old. I want to be clear on that.

• 24:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm just saying you could. I don't think it's a good idea.

• 24:36Speaker 03

  I don't think it'd be the end of the world if they had some chocolate, to be honest with you.

• 24:39Kylie Kelce?

  Okay. No, I'm sure, it wouldn't be. I'm with you on that.

• 24:44Speaker 03

  As long as it's not a choking hazard.

• 24:47Speaker 03

  We'll survive. What's the?

• 24:50Kylie Kelce?

  The question is, she would let, she's trying to say that her husband said it's too early to trick or treat with a seven month old.

• 24:57Speaker 03

  And so they don't have any other kids?

• 24:59Kylie Kelce?

  That's the part that I'm, that's where I'm having a little difficulty getting there. Here's what you should do. You should find other, maybe they have neighbors with kids who are going to trick or treat. You should still go out onto the street with your neighbors and your, in your community to walk around while your kid is fully dressed up. You can just, you know, strap them into a carrier or roll them around in their little stroller and you can have a little sippy sip. You know what I'm saying? And you guys can just stroll along and enjoy the night.

• 25:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, it's a great idea.

• 25:30Kylie Kelce?

  So if that's what you mean by trick or treating, then yes, I'm all in. But if you're trying to get candy for yourself, no.

• 25:39Speaker 03

  I mean, if you're with the seven month old and they can't eat it, you, somebody's got to eat it.

• 25:43Kylie Kelce?

  That's my point. Are we receiving? I think we're unclear, Rachel. If you're not receiving Halloween candy from the trick or treating, we're all in. We support that.

• 25:54Speaker 03

  No, you can still get candy.

• 25:59Kylie Kelce?

  Jason.

• 25:59Speaker 03

  Like a ceremonial candy. I don't think the seven month old needs a whole knapsack of it, but you can get a couple of pieces.

• 26:03Kylie Kelce?

  A ceremonial candy. Uh, more importantly, how old is too old for trick or treating? This circles us back to Ed's theory. Big Ed Kelsey's theory.

• 26:13Speaker 03

  I forget what Dad's rule was.

• 26:17Speaker 03

  But yeah, to me, it's like, once you're a teenager, you're done.

• 26:22Kylie Kelce?

  So thirteen years old.

• 26:23Speaker 03

  But once you hit thirteen, you're officially out of trick or treating.

• 26:29Kylie Kelce?

  And are you going to enforce that with our own children?

• 26:32Speaker 03

  I plan on it. And I think it was just, he wanted me to stay back and

• 26:36Kylie Kelce?

  Help.

• 26:36Speaker 03

  Hand out the candy because he didn't want to hand out the candy, probably.

• 26:39Kylie Kelce?

  That's fair.

• 26:40Speaker 03

  But.

• 26:41Kylie Kelce?

  Okay.

• 26:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, he would hide me in the leaves and then we'd try and scare all the other kids.

• 26:46Kylie Kelce?

  Um, I do think that I trick or treated into high school. So sorry, Ed. Uh, that's it for Halloween questions brought to you by Skittles. We also asked the real ones to send in questions for us about literally anything. So we're going to get into some of those now. And naturally, we're starting with a cat question.

• 27:07Speaker 03

  What's a cat question?

• 27:09Kylie Kelce?

  The same question. Nope. The same questions we always get. At NGO with Kylie, I think we need to ask the special guest. When are you finally getting the cat?

• 27:19Speaker 03

  I mean, if it's up to me, never.

• 27:25Kylie Kelce?

  Just over here fighting the good fight, guys. Um, we have, I feel like we've actually discussed this.

• 27:32Speaker 03

  We have, yeah, for sure.

• 27:33Kylie Kelce?

  And there is a compromise that we have found our way to.

• 27:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:37Kylie Kelce?

  Which is? Maybe next, maybe in the next couple of years.

• 27:41Speaker 03

  Yeah. Outdoor cat.

• 27:44Kylie Kelce?

  Inside, outside.

• 27:46Speaker 03

  Outdoor.

• 27:47Kylie Kelce?

  Indoor, outdoor.

• 27:49Speaker 03

  Outside.

• 27:49Kylie Kelce?

  A little bit inside.

• 27:51Speaker 03

  A lot outside. It has like a shelter. You gotta have it have some shelter, but it's

• 27:55Kylie Kelce?

  In the house.

• 27:55Speaker 03

  No.

• 28:02Kylie Kelce?

  It's a work in progress, guys.

• 28:05Kylie Kelce?

  I'm gonna keep chipping away at it, okay?

• 28:07Speaker 03

  I'm not opposed to a working cat.

• 28:10Speaker 03

  But I'm not gonna have a deadbeat cat.

• 28:12Kylie Kelce?

  A working cat, a deadbeat cat?

• 28:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm not having a deadbeat cat.

• 28:14Kylie Kelce?

  No, if you're living with us, you're paying rent.

• 28:17Speaker 03

  Deadbeat dog, I can do a deadbeat dog. Deadbeat cat has no use to me. Once it crosses that barrier into the house, it's starting to gray some lines, so just

• 28:28Speaker 03

  let it live on the property, outside, take care of the mice situation.

• 28:32Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 28:35Speaker 03

  I mean, I'm gonna...

• 28:37Kylie Kelce?

  Don't.

• 28:39Kylie Kelce?

  Next up, this, he checked his nails, like that was an appropriate response. Next up, this was one of our top liked questions. Have you ever gave Jason shit as an Eagles fan? Like, quote, "I love you, but what the fuck was that snap on the third..."

• 28:59Kylie Kelce?

  On the third quarter. Oh, I know it's in the third quarter. Let's start there.

• 29:05Kylie Kelce?

  I wouldn't give you shit like an Eagles fan. I would give you shit. I wouldn't even give you shit. You would, after games, there were certain games where you'd be like, "How did that look?"

• 29:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:15Kylie Kelce?

  And I would give you honest feedback.

• 29:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, for the most part. I mean, it wouldn't be like brutally honest, but it would be honest.

• 29:20Kylie Kelce?

  Well, that's because a lot of times when you ask, "How'd that look?", it wasn't a good game.

• 29:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, for sure.

• 29:25Kylie Kelce?

  So I'm not gonna kick you while you're down?

• 29:27Speaker 03

  Yeah. I appreciate that.

• 29:31Speaker 03

  I was already kicking myself enough.

• 29:33Kylie Kelce?

  Honestly?

• 29:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:35Kylie Kelce?

  Next from Carly Bruhl. Not gonna lie, I don't know how to get my child to stop saying, "Damn it." Any advice? You wanna take this one?

• 29:45Speaker 03

  Why they're saying, "Damn it"?

• 29:47Kylie Kelce?

  She wants her kid to stop saying, "Damn it." Carly's kid, he's saying, "Damn it."

• 29:51Speaker 03

  Punish him every time they say, "Damn it." It's pretty easy. Put him in timeout, take away toys, like do a bunch of things that they have negative consequences and they stop doing usually.

• 30:00Kylie Kelce?

  Definitely don't react.

• 30:02Speaker 03

  No, react. What are you talking about?

• 30:03Kylie Kelce?

  No, don't react. The kid's looking for a reaction. Saying, "Damn it", the kid's looking for a reaction. You shouldn't react, like there shouldn't be like a, "Whoa!", or like any like big thing. It should just be like, "Go sit in timeout." You know that's, you're not allowed to say that.

• 30:16Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying, that's a reaction.

• 30:17Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah, but I mean like a whole big thing. Like, don't make it a whole big thing. Be like, "Go sit your ass on the step." Don't say ass, because then they're gonna start saying ass instead of, "Damn it." Don't say that. Don't do that.

• 30:26Speaker 03

  Depends on how old the kid is. Damn it. I feel like if a kid's routinely saying a word like that, they're usually like in that like middle school little shit age where they're gonna

• 30:38Kylie Kelce?

  Damn it?

• 30:39Speaker 03

  Well, damn it, or any curse word, or

• 30:43Kylie Kelce?

  No, our own kids test that boundary.

• 30:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, but then you just tell them to stop saying it. They usually

• 30:49Kylie Kelce?

  They don't. They don't. Our kids are surprisingly very good about not repeating

• 30:54Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying.

• 30:55Kylie Kelce?

  What we call grown up words.

• 30:56Speaker 03

  In general, my, my rules to get kids to stop doing things are either to time out, uh, take away toys.

• 31:04Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 31:05Speaker 03

  Or, I mean, honestly, a good like, look at me right and like have them look at you in the eyes.

• 31:11Kylie Kelce?

  The tone too.

• 31:12Speaker 03

  Look at me. Stop what you're doing right now.

• 31:15Kylie Kelce?

  Oh, that is the tone.

• 31:16Speaker 03

  Done doing this. Okay. You're gonna piss me off. We're done doing it. And then they stop doing it. I mean, it's

• 31:25Speaker 03

  It's pretty effective.

• 31:27Kylie Kelce?

  I feel like as soon as you say, look me in the eyes, our girls are like

• 31:30Speaker 03

  I usually don't say piss me off.

• 31:32Kylie Kelce?

  No, you don't. But usually when you say, look me in the eyes, our girls are like

• 31:35Speaker 03

  messing around. We're not, it's just we're not

• 31:38Kylie Kelce?

  I swear to God, it like triggers something deep within our children when he hits that tone. And then he's like, look me in the eyes. I'm done messing around. And I'm like, oh, he's done messing around. Okay, from Real One Kim Peckett, what has been your favorite Jason goes viral moment? Let's be honest, he's the gift that keeps on giving. That's true. That's very true.

• 32:02Kylie Kelce?

  Let's make this more interesting. Jason, what do you think I'm gonna say?

• 32:05Speaker 03

  The viral moment?

• 32:06Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 32:07Speaker 03

  I don't know, the Buffalo Bills one?

• 32:10Speaker 03

  I don't know. I, I'm trying to remember my viral moments. That one, the Speedo.

• 32:18Speaker 03

  Super Bowl speech.

• 32:19Kylie Kelce?

  That we have here are shirtless at the Bills game, which you already listed, dancing in the luchador mask in Vegas. Uh, dancing in the green velour sweatsuit.

• 32:27Speaker 03

  Forgot about that one.

• 32:28Kylie Kelce?

  Uh, OG viral moment, which was Super Bowl 52 in the mummer suit. Uh, dancing at the other podcast live show with Trav.

• 32:40Kylie Kelce?

  On the Cincinnati stage.

• 32:42Speaker 03

  Yep, I'm doing.

• 32:43Kylie Kelce?

  There's a common theme here.

• 32:45Speaker 03

  Dancing?

• 32:45Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah. People like when you move.

• 32:48Speaker 03

  I got good moves.

• 32:49Kylie Kelce?

  They like it. What do you think I'm gonna say is my favorite? Cause I definitely have a frontrunner.

• 32:54Speaker 03

  Is it any of the ones you just listed?

• 32:55Kylie Kelce?

  Yes.

• 32:57Speaker 03

  Um, cerebral speech.

• 33:00Kylie Kelce?

  Surprisingly enough, I feel like that hit second.

• 33:03Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 33:03Kylie Kelce?

  On viral moments.

• 33:05Speaker 03

  Speedo?

• 33:06Kylie Kelce?

  No.

• 33:07Speaker 03

  No?

• 33:07Kylie Kelce?

  No, because I did not like that you just. Hey, world, here's my taint. Like, what?

• 33:14Speaker 03

  My Japanese maple.

• 33:18Kylie Kelce?

  It's mine.

• 33:20Speaker 03

  Which one?

• 33:21Kylie Kelce?

  Dancing in the velour sweatsuit.

• 33:23Speaker 03

  You like that one?

• 33:23Kylie Kelce?

  I just, it.

• 33:26Kylie Kelce?

  It has hit multiple times in a viral situation where people have spliced it into something else that just, it's very good.

• 33:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean.

• 33:34Kylie Kelce?

  And the dancing fits a lot of different.

• 33:37Speaker 03

  I'm a good dancer.

• 33:38Kylie Kelce?

  I didn't say that.

• 33:40Speaker 03

  Untrained, believe it or not.

• 33:44Speaker 03

  Not classically trained.

• 33:45Kylie Kelce?

  Easily believable. Next question from Libbitz Girl. Is Uncle Travis still allowed, oh, still not allowed to babysit? To be fair, on the other podcast, I did say that I would leave three children with him unsupervised for like an hour. That's, that was my answer.

• 34:02Speaker 03

  As babysitting.

• 34:03Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah. I do think that I would leave him unsupervised with four children. I think I'd still do it for like an hour, maybe two.

• 34:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean.

• 34:15Kylie Kelce?

  Finn is still at, I keep getting asked this question when our babies are still at like a crucial age.

• 34:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:22Kylie Kelce?

  Where it would not be nice to do to Travis to make him babysit all four kids right now. If there was a situation where I needed him to babysit the older three kids. I'd, good luck Trav, see you in a couple of days. Like, I'd fucking, I'd, I'd ditch him.

• 34:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, Trav, I think Trav, Trav's great with the kids. He's really good with them. You might have to like, coach him up a little bit before you leave, but that's about it.

• 34:49Kylie Kelce?

  I don't think so, because I think they're all old enough and opinionated enough that like, in terms of the crucial things, bathroom, food, water.

• 34:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:59Kylie Kelce?

  They're gonna tell him what's up.

• 35:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:01Kylie Kelce?

  Right? Like Wyatt will just straight up tell you, I'm not eating that. You know what I want? Wawa chicken fingers.

• 35:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:09Kylie Kelce?

  And I know Travis knows how to order food.

• 35:11Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 35:12Kylie Kelce?

  So we're good. I'd leave him, I would leave him for as long as I need to. With the older three.

• 35:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:20Kylie Kelce?

  And I'd just take Finney with us.

• 35:22Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 35:23Kylie Kelce?

  Perfect. Look at us. Signing Travis up for babysitting. Next, we got a lot of questions like this one from Coley RN. Did Jason ever go back for a maintenance bikini wax? And if so, did he get the butt stripped this time? I still would like to say, pun intended, you half asked it.

• 35:42Speaker 03

  What? How?

• 35:44Kylie Kelce?

  You should have got your ass waxed. Your ass crack? Let's be real.

• 35:49Speaker 03

  It's a lot of Japanese maples.

• 35:52Speaker 03

  It's a whole forest of Japanese.

• 35:53Kylie Kelce?

  No, no, no, that's just a, that's a hardy hedge of arborvitae, okay?

• 35:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, I've not been back for upkeep. Don't plan on it.

• 36:02Kylie Kelce?

  To be honest, I would feel very bad. For the person who was waxing.

• 36:09Speaker 03

  For the woman waxing me the first time. She was awesome. Highly recommend. The studio, they're professional and very good at what they do.

• 36:19Kylie Kelce?

  And lastly, from Kathy L.

• 36:23Kylie Kelce?

  Please tell the vacuum cleaner story. I can't even imagine, but I'm pretty sure it's hilarious.

• 36:30Speaker 03

  What's the vacuum cleaner story?

• 36:31Kylie Kelce?

  Oh, geez.

• 36:34Kylie Kelce?

  Are you serious?

• 36:37Kylie Kelce?

  You don't, you don't know the vacuum story from when we were dating? I think we referenced it. Okay, so. We were talking about the state of Jason's apartment when we first met and promised, I promised the real ones that one day I would tell the vacuum story.

• 36:51Speaker 03

  Got it.

• 36:52Kylie Kelce?

  Um, my husband is notoriously tunnel visioned. It still blows my fucking mind that he would get out on a football field and all of a sudden his vision would open up to like a 360 lens. But when he stepped foot off of that field, it went right back to basically the equivalent of a fucking pinhole. And um, we were, he had a roommate move out in a three bedroom apartment that he lived in. And so we thought this is while we were dating. I said, why don't you go get furniture for that room? And then when your, when your family comes into town, your mom or your dad, they can stay here at your apartment with you.

• 37:35Kylie Kelce?

  And so we made it a little task. It was our first Ikea furniture that we put together.

• 37:41Speaker 03

  Remember that?

• 37:42Kylie Kelce?

  Which went very well.

• 37:44Speaker 03

  He's following instructions.

• 37:45Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah, we did, but it's like a, another like couples test apparently is putting together Ikea. I don't think it's really that difficult to follow instructions and.

• 37:53Speaker 03

  I don't know if you got a guy that can put together Ikea furniture, maybe you shouldn't be with them.

• 37:55Kylie Kelce?

  Frustrating.

• 37:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:57Kylie Kelce?

  Fair. That's actually a fair point. But we were putting together this furniture. Actually, we had gone to get the furniture. We were about to put it together and I thought to myself, as any person would, let's vacuum the carpet of this room. And so I said to Jason, where's your vacuum? He was like, we don't have one. And I was like, no, you definitely have a vacuum. And he was like, no, no, our cleaning ladies have the vacuum. And I was like, no, typically your vacuum's here and then they use your vacuum, especially in like an apartment building. He was like, nah, no vacuums live here. And needless to say, later on, that evening, I believe it was that exact day.

• 38:39Kylie Kelce?

  We were walking back down the hallway and there was this little sort of like corner around the steps. And I walked into the hallway and immediately threw the brakes on, threw that shit in reverse and said, Hey Jay, you wanna, you wanna come back here for a second? And he looked me dead in the eyes and goes, it's a vacuum, isn't it?

• 39:07Kylie Kelce?

  This man was living in an apartment with a vacuum and didn't know that he owned a vacuum. So there's that.

• 39:12Speaker 03

  I didn't buy it, in my defense.

• 39:14Kylie Kelce?

  Did Zach buy it?

• 39:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:16Kylie Kelce?

  Good job, Zach Holland. Should've known. But he walked past it every single day of his life, in and out of his bedroom. He walked past the vacuum and he didn't know that there was a vacuum that lived at his apartment. That's true. So there's that. That's it for Ask Me Some Things. When we come back, we're gonna have our pop culture trivia off sequel. But first, Skittles. Hey. Real Ones tomorrow is literally Halloween. So at this point, I'm gonna have to strongly suggest you go out and get your candy for your trick or treaters. And hey, throw some Skittles in there. Everyone, including the parents, will thank you. And if you already have your Skittles ready for the main event, I recommend pairing them with a doom scroll

• 39:59Kylie Kelce?

  of Skittles' new TikTok series called Ghost Roommate. That's right, Skittles is flipping the script on the whole spooky angle and instead hit us with a 90s-style sitcom. Ghost Roommate follows two roommates, one human, one ghost, as they navigate life, Halloween, and their love for Skittles. Is there anything more to life? Also, each episode of Ghost Roommate is only six seconds long. So whether you're a millennial pauser, missing the days of Vine, or a Gen Z starrer who needs everything fast and instantly, this is the series for you. Fans can binge watch the full season on TikTok in just 63 seconds. Check out Ghost Roommate and grab some Skittles this Halloween. Sitcom the rainbow, taste the rainbow.

• 40:41Speaker 00

  Let's be honest, you don't go to the family holiday gift exchange just to participate. You go to win. This year, get a gift that'll cause a stir. A KitchenAid stand mixer. It's not just an appliance, it's a present to help them with the making. Year after year, recipe after recipe, you're enabling the family to whip up new traditions. 'Tis your season to mix it up. Gift a KitchenAid stand mixer this year and make more than meals.

• 41:11Speaker 01

  Pink Pantheress here. Coach and Spotify are teaming up to bring music and style together, and they want you to be part of it. Grab your friends and head to the Tabby Tour, hitting cities around the country with live performances from special artists, exclusive experiences, and personalized products. And discover custom playlists on Spotify, booked just for you based on who you are and how you listen. Live your story with Coach. Learn more at coach.com.

• 41:37Kylie Kelce?

  So this is our official pop culture trivia off the battle for who knows the least? Part two, we are once again going to ask each other five trivia questions. We will alternate to build anticipation. Whoever gets the most right wins, I guess. Should we put a wager on this? Last time we bet $2. Oh shit, I owe you $2? I definitely didn't pay you the $2. So I owe you $2. Would you like to make it two more dollars?

• 42:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, double or nothing.

• 42:04Kylie Kelce?

  Number one, 14 celebrities were participating or still are competing on Dancing With The Stars this season. Name one.

• 42:15Speaker 03

  Andy Richter. I just watched it with the girls the other night. The girls love Dancing With The Stars and we watched Disney Night. And I love Andy Richter, so.

• 42:26Kylie Kelce?

  You got one. God damn it. Okay, you asked me now.

• 42:30Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 42:30Kylie Kelce?

  This is gonna be bad.

• 42:33Speaker 03

  Which of the following is not a real spinoff of the popular series The Bachelor? Is it A Bachelor in Paradise? B Golden Bachelor? C Bachelor Mansion Takeover? Or D Bachelor After Dark? Which one is not real?

• 42:53Kylie Kelce?

  C.

• 42:55Speaker 03

  That is incorrect.

• 42:56Kylie Kelce?

  Oh no, is it D?

• 42:57Speaker 03

  Apparently they do take over mansions. It is D Bachelor After Dark. That does.

• 43:04Kylie Kelce?

  I should have known because it's not Bachelor After Dark. It's The Final Rose. Fuck. Two, this former Nickelodeon star is now playing a lead role in Wicked 2 in theaters November 21st. Who is it?

• 43:19Speaker 03

  I mean, this feels like an unfair question. The movie doesn't come out till the 21st. How would I know who's even in it? I don't know.

• 43:25Kylie Kelce?

  You've watched Wicked.

• 43:27Speaker 03

  So they're in the first Wicked?

• 43:28Kylie Kelce?

  Yes.

• 43:29Speaker 03

  Cause they're, it made it seem, so now they're in the first Wicked? Not just Wicked 2?

• 43:34Kylie Kelce?

  Yes.

• 43:36Speaker 03

  Alright. First Wicked.

• 43:40Speaker 03

  Who is a?

• 43:42Kylie Kelce?

  Nickelodeon star.

• 43:43Speaker 03

  So it's not, uh, the guy from Jurassic Park?

• 43:50Speaker 03

  Who is Oz? What is his name?

• 43:54Speaker 03

  Cause he wasn't a Nickelodeon star.

• 44:03Speaker 03

  Trying to remember who the Tin Man is, who the lion is.

• 44:08Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm thinking of a way different movie now.

• 44:10Kylie Kelce?

  You've put this movie on multiple, like, we both have, but you've put the movie on multiple times with the promise that you would fast forward through the monkey part.

• 44:20Kylie Kelce?

  Because the flying monkeys freak out. I think it's Ellie.

• 44:23Speaker 03

  I think all of them.

• 44:26Speaker 03

  Um, it's not Ariana Grande. Isn't Ariana Grande? Is she a Nickelodeon star?

• 44:35Speaker 03

  Ariana Grande.

• 44:40Kylie Kelce?

  It's cheater.

• 44:42Speaker 03

  What's, what is the, what's her name in the movie? It's not Elphaba, it's, uh...

• 44:47Kylie Kelce?

  Galinda.

• 44:48Speaker 03

  Galinda. She came down in a bubble, Doug. All right. Oscar winner and American icon Meryl Streep is reportedly in a relationship with this beloved comedian, and fans are obsessed.

• 45:06Kylie Kelce?

  Do I know the comedian?

• 45:08Speaker 03

  I legitimately don't know. I'm assuming yes. It's a very well-known actor-comedian.

• 45:20Speaker 03

  Do you want a hint, just so you can stay in this game?

• 45:25Speaker 03

  He's in a very popular show right now.

• 45:30Kylie Kelce?

  I can't believe you would do this to me, Queen Emma. The fuck? I'm sorry, continue.

• 45:35Speaker 03

  He's in a very popular show right now on,

• 45:40Speaker 03

  um, I think it's like Hulu, involving murder

• 45:48Speaker 03

  in the building.

• 45:53Kylie Kelce?

  Oh no.

• 45:57Speaker 03

  There's two very prominent comedians in that.

• 45:59Kylie Kelce?

  He has white hair and he's in the movie Father of the Bride?

• 46:04Kylie Kelce?

  The other one?

• 46:04Speaker 03

  I don't know Father of the Bride, but I think you're thinking of the other one.

• 46:09Kylie Kelce?

  This is the one that you incorrectly named when we were doing the squares.

• 46:17Speaker 03

  No.

• 46:18Kylie Kelce?

  Yes.

• 46:21Kylie Kelce?

  Yes.

• 46:21Speaker 03

  No, you're thinking of Martin Lawrence.

• 46:23Kylie Kelce?

  No, it's Martin Short.

• 46:24Speaker 03

  It is Martin Short.

• 46:25Kylie Kelce?

  Okay.

• 46:27Speaker 03

  Did I call Martin Lawrence Martin Short?

• 46:28Kylie Kelce?

  Yes.

• 46:29Speaker 03

  Okay, that might have been true.

• 46:30Kylie Kelce?

  Are we giving me the answer because we gave you Ariana Grande?

• 46:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:33Kylie Kelce?

  Okay, great, thank you.

• 46:34Speaker 03

  What do you mean because we gave you? I can't, that's not at all.

• 46:37Kylie Kelce?

  Yep.

• 46:37Speaker 03

  The same.

• 46:38Kylie Kelce?

  It's the same thing.

• 46:39Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 46:40Kylie Kelce?

  Same thing.

• 46:41Speaker 03

  What's the third one?

• 46:42Kylie Kelce?

  Number three, which of the following is an actual real life, real estate based, reality TV show?

• 46:48Speaker 03

  Oh god.

• 46:49Kylie Kelce?

  A, Buying Buffalo.

• 46:51Speaker 03

  Buying Buffalo?

• 46:53Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 46:54Speaker 03

  Like the place?

• 46:56Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 46:57Speaker 03

  Alright, go ahead.

• 46:58Kylie Kelce?

  B, Million Dollar Jacuzzi.

• 47:01Speaker 03

  I hope that's not real.

• 47:03Kylie Kelce?

  C, Selling the OC. Or D?

• 47:09Kylie Kelce?

  Can't believe you put that in there. I thought I was gonna, did you think, did you think I was gonna keep a straight face? Purchasing Poughkeepsie.

• 47:16Speaker 03

  I mean, the OC one has to be real. Right?

• 47:19Kylie Kelce?

  Okay.

• 47:20Speaker 03

  Purchasing Poughkeepsie? Sounds made up, but I feel like

• 47:27Speaker 03

  it's too obvious. Buying Buffalo has to be real. Nobody would ever make that up.

• 47:34Kylie Kelce?

  So you're trying to guess which of the following is an actual, real life, real estate based

• 47:39Speaker 03

  So.

• 47:40Kylie Kelce?

  Reality TV show?

• 47:40Speaker 03

  Not the one fake one?

• 47:42Kylie Kelce?

  No.

• 47:42Speaker 03

  Oh, the OC one.

• 47:46Kylie Kelce?

  You're an asshole.

• 47:50Kylie Kelce?

  Okay, read the next one.

• 47:54Speaker 03

  The Coachella Music Festival announced-

• 47:56Kylie Kelce?

  Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole. She's doing this on purpose. I mean sabotage. Asshole. Go ahead.

• 48:10Speaker 03

  The Coachella Music Festival-

• 48:11Kylie Kelce?

  Fucking bullshit.

• 48:12Speaker 03

  The Coachella Music Festival announced three headliners for the 2026 festival. Name one.

• 48:23Kylie Kelce?

  Do I know any of these artists?

• 48:25Speaker 03

  For sure. You know at least two of the three. One of them I don't know.

• 48:29Kylie Kelce?

  Are they hip hop artists? Are any of them hip hop artists?

• 48:33Speaker 03

  I would say all of them are, well, two of the, the two that I know are hip hop artists, yes.

• 48:38Kylie Kelce?

  That I listen to?

• 48:40Speaker 03

  You've guaranteed heard multiple of two and three.

• 48:44Kylie Kelce?

  I, I don't even know where to guess. You're such an asshole. You're an asshole.

• 48:48Speaker 03

  One of them is on a new song with Taylor.

• 48:52Kylie Kelce?

  Sabrina Carpenter?

• 48:53Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 48:56Kylie Kelce?

  Did you count her in hip hop?

• 48:58Speaker 03

  I mean, what else would she be?

• 48:59Kylie Kelce?

  Hop.

• 49:01Speaker 03

  Is that not like the same thing these days? I don't know.

• 49:10Speaker 03

  I just thought pop and hip hop-

• 49:10Kylie Kelce?

  Let me be clear. When you said hip hop, my brain goes to like-

• 49:14Speaker 03

  Rappers?

• 49:14Kylie Kelce?

  Fifty.

• 49:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's rap.

• 49:18Kylie Kelce?

  Or like, if we're gonna go hip hop, like Ciara.

• 49:23Kylie Kelce?

  Not pop. That's hip hop.

• 49:27Speaker 03

  I don't know what to tell you.

• 49:29Kylie Kelce?

  Wow, okay. Well, who's the other, who are the other people?

• 49:31Speaker 03

  Justin Bieber.

• 49:33Kylie Kelce?

  Okay.

• 49:34Speaker 03

  And Carol G.

• 49:36Kylie Kelce?

  This is making, oh. Carol G. I, I have listened to her music.

• 49:43Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 49:45Kylie Kelce?

  That made me sound so old when I said that in such an excited tone. I feel like I'm getting sympathy points, like pity points now.

• 49:54Speaker 03

  You've gotten two.

• 49:55Kylie Kelce?

  Two pity points, two pity points I've gotten. For, to be clear, I'm being sabotaged. The person who wrote these is Queen Emma. Number four, awards buzz about abouts for a new biopic about this rock and roll legend played You're an Asshole. This is easy. I would have gotten this one too. Played by Jeremy Allen White.

• 50:20Kylie Kelce?

  So it's asking, who is the new biopic about?

• 50:24Speaker 03

  Of a rock star?

• 50:25Kylie Kelce?

  Yes.

• 50:26Speaker 03

  And this is a new movie that is just coming out?

• 50:29Kylie Kelce?

  Correct.

• 50:31Speaker 03

  Is it already out?

• 50:34Speaker 03

  This week?

• 50:36Speaker 03

  Oh, man, I don't remember.

• 50:37Kylie Kelce?

  I would have gotten this one too.

• 50:38Speaker 03

  Hearing any rock star biopics coming on?

• 50:42Kylie Kelce?

  I want to say.

• 50:46Kylie Kelce?

  I think.

• 50:50Kylie Kelce?

  I think we've been to his concert.

• 50:52Speaker 03

  We've been to his concert?

• 50:55Speaker 03

  Oh, Bruce Springsteen.

• 50:56Kylie Kelce?

  Okay. We went to his concert, right?

• 50:59Speaker 03

  Uh, we did go, we did go to a Bruce concert at Siz's Bank.

• 51:03Kylie Kelce?

  Okay, woo, I was.

• 51:04Speaker 03

  I've been to multiple, Bruce is the man.

• 51:07Kylie Kelce?

  It was a great concert.

• 51:10Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 51:11Kylie Kelce?

  I would have had that one, just to be clear. Go ahead.

• 51:13Speaker 03

  Alrighty. My mom, Donna Kelsey.

• 51:17Kylie Kelce?

  Yes.

• 51:18Speaker 03

  I like that you put that in parentheses.

• 51:21Speaker 03

  My mom, Donna Kelsey, guess I forgot, is going to be in the next season of The Traitors.

• 51:27Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 51:28Speaker 03

  Who is the host of The Traitors?

• 51:30Kylie Kelce?

  Motherfucker.

• 51:32Speaker 03

  I would have not got this.

• 51:34Kylie Kelce?

  I don't know his name.

• 51:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, I can picture his face all day.

• 51:37Kylie Kelce?

  Let me tell you where he was. He was cast in Spy Kids. He was Gloop.

• 51:45Speaker 03

  Probably, it's probably a career highlight for him.

• 51:47Kylie Kelce?

  He was, I'm so sorry for this, for like equating him to that role. I'm pretty sure that's who it is. Queen Emma has reported, I'm getting half a point for that. What's his actual name?

• 51:59Speaker 03

  Alan

• 52:02Speaker 03

  Coming.

• 52:03Kylie Kelce?

  I would have never gotten that. But I know him from Spy Kids. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Sorry. Number five.

• 52:17Speaker 03

  There's no statistical way you can win now.

• 52:20Kylie Kelce?

  Thank you.

• 52:22Speaker 03

  Just to be clear.

• 52:23Kylie Kelce?

  Thank you.

• 52:24Speaker 03

  It's just bony. Do you want to double or nothing on the? You're not only four dollars. Do you want to double or nothing?

• 52:30Kylie Kelce?

  We're making it eight. We're about to make it eight.

• 52:32Speaker 03

  Well, or zero.

• 52:34Kylie Kelce?

  It's probably going to be a hit. Let's be real. Cause I'm being sabotaged by my own team.

• 52:39Speaker 03

  I'll read this and see if you should.

• 52:40Kylie Kelce?

  No, no, I'm no, I'm gonna, we're just, we're going through with it. We have five questions each and we're gonna answer them. Come hell or high water. Come hell or Queen Emma trying to sabotage me.

• 52:51Kylie Kelce?

  Number five. Can you correctly define just one of the following Gen Z slang phrases? Sigma? Or glazing?

• 53:01Speaker 03

  Glazing is like, you're giving them too many compliments and like. Yeah. Like it's like you're.

• 53:10Speaker 03

  Trying to, you're pandering to them or like, yeah.

• 53:13Kylie Kelce?

  You're such a dickhead, Emma. You're so mean. You've topped one with six, seven, but I knew you already knew that. So then I left it alone.

• 53:19Speaker 03

  What was the second one? What was the other one you asked? Sigma?

• 53:23Kylie Kelce?

  It means, do you want to guess?

• 53:25Speaker 03

  Well, yeah. What was, what would Sigma mean? Sigma, I don't know. Yeah. Too cool for school or?

• 53:32Kylie Kelce?

  Popular independent leader.

• 53:35Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 53:37Speaker 03

  The official name, release date and other details about the life of a showgirl album were announced on this popular sports podcast hosted by two large brothers. I like to differentiate that adjective.

• 53:50Kylie Kelce?

  This motherfucker.

• 53:53Kylie Kelce?

  Do you know why she said that, Jason? Do you know why she put this question?

• 53:56Speaker 03

  No.

• 53:57Kylie Kelce?

  And you're not gonna, you're saying that she gave this to me for free? This is a freebie?

• 54:01Speaker 03

  Saying this is a freebie.

• 54:02Kylie Kelce?

  This is what I'm going to tell you on this podcast. We don't say that podcast name. So I genuine, I cannot get this fucking podcast. I can't get this right. The podcast is, and Brad's gonna bleep this fucking shit, the new podcast, but I can't win because Brad just bleeped it.

• 54:18Speaker 03

  So sorry. That's incorrect.

• 54:21Kylie Kelce?

  Well, it looks like he took it again. That does it for our pop culture trivia off. The battle for who knows the least. Technically, if we're going for who knows the least, I've won both times. What a sore loser. Now, last thing for our Halloween special, Jason, you have a, you have strong thoughts on holiday candies. Last time you said candy corn was quote, trash. I actually don't mind candy corn at all. So we've got just the treat for you today. We lured him in thinking he was going to do a candy taste test and jokes on him. We're doing different types of candy corn. Queen Emma, the corn.

• 55:03Kylie Kelce?

  All right, we're gonna try each of these and rate them on a scale of one to 10, one being I'm never eating that shit again. And 10 being, okay, I kinda like this.

• 55:14Speaker 03

  This is actually kind of, I feel like that's not a 10. That's like, this shit is fucking fire. That's a 10.

• 55:19Kylie Kelce?

  That's what you want it to be 10. Okay, I'm sorry. Let me try.

• 55:22Speaker 03

  If it's 10, it's gotta be like.

• 55:23Kylie Kelce?

  This is fucking fire is 10. Do you feel better about that?

• 55:26Speaker 03

  That feels more like a 10 to me.

• 55:28Kylie Kelce?

  Great. Number one is regular ass candy corn.

• 55:31Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 55:32Kylie Kelce?

  This is, this is the OG.

• 55:36Speaker 03

  Does it, what is candy corn?

• 55:39Speaker 03

  It's just sugar and wax?

• 55:42Kylie Kelce?

  I don't think there's actually wax.

• 55:45Speaker 03

  I mean, there's wax. This is.

• 55:50Kylie Kelce?

  It's good.

• 55:53Kylie Kelce?

  What's your rating?

• 55:58Speaker 03

  It's not like a one.

• 56:02Speaker 03

  Let me put this way, I would never eat that.

• 56:04Kylie Kelce?

  Voluntarily? Like if you saw a bowl of it, you'd never be like, I kinda want one.

• 56:08Speaker 03

  A bowl by itself, and I'm like hungry. I would, I don't think I would eat it.

• 56:11Kylie Kelce?

  Oh, okay. I'm gonna, I'm gonna sit that at like a nice six.

• 56:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm way.

• 56:16Kylie Kelce?

  Tis the season, I'm gonna eat it.

• 56:19Speaker 03

  It's not even a six, seven. That's a.

• 56:23Speaker 03

  I'll go. I'll go two, just because I feel like if it's one, it's gotta be like revolting to me. So I'd say like two, maybe three.

• 56:34Kylie Kelce?

  These are mellow cream pumpkins.

• 56:37Speaker 03

  So this is the exact same thing, just in pumpkin form.

• 56:44Kylie Kelce?

  It's better.

• 56:47Speaker 03

  It is the like exact same.

• 56:49Kylie Kelce?

  No, it's better.

• 56:50Speaker 03

  There is no difference. I'm gonna rerate the original candy corn to three. And put this at two, just because there's more of it that I have to eat.

• 57:04Kylie Kelce?

  I'm gonna go seven. I have been told now that this is.

• 57:13Kylie Kelce?

  Nobody saw that, right? This is um, common practice. This is salted peanuts.

• 57:21Kylie Kelce?

  And candy corn.

• 57:22Speaker 03

  I've actually had this.

• 57:24Kylie Kelce?

  And how did you feel about this? I feel like a nice little salty.

• 57:27Speaker 03

  I don't remember. I'm gonna go in there again. I mean, I'm just so anti candy corn. It's hard to shift my mind on this.

• 57:33Kylie Kelce?

  Do you need? Touch every, hold on, before you dump this in your face, go ahead.

• 57:38Speaker 03

  Mix of like, you can't just have like overwhelming amount of peanuts.

• 57:42Kylie Kelce?

  That's your hand that ring finger doesn't work and it's very obvious.

• 57:46Speaker 03

  I gotta figure out how to. So I'm gonna get one candy corn. I feel like this is a good ratio of peanuts.

• 57:52Kylie Kelce?

  I did two to one candy corn and it was not enough. I ended up having to go back for two more peanuts.

• 57:58Speaker 03

  Easily the best one so far.

• 58:00Kylie Kelce?

  I agree with that. I would say that's a solid seven.

• 58:04Speaker 03

  I just think it's better if it was just peanuts.

• 58:06Kylie Kelce?

  I'm going seven.

• 58:10Speaker 03

  I'll go.

• 58:14Kylie Kelce?

  I'm catching a whiff of this. I just brought this over and caught a whiff. This is a mellow cream caramel apple.

• 58:26Speaker 03

  This is so much better than anything else on that table.

• 58:29Kylie Kelce?

  These taste like shit. That's me being nice. No, the artificial apple in particular smells like Benny. Four hours after she drank an apple juice, AKA drank three quarters of it and dumped the other quarter of it down the front of her.

• 58:48Speaker 01

  Okay, last one.

• 58:50Kylie Kelce?

  Blackberry candy corn.

• 58:53Speaker 03

  Did I rate that?

• 58:55Kylie Kelce?

  Did you? Did I rate it? I was so distracted by how awful it was.

• 59:01Speaker 03

  Four, four, four, four.

• 59:03Kylie Kelce?

  Two.

• 59:07Speaker 03

  It's got a floral.

• 59:09Kylie Kelce?

  This smells like, I can't keep them in the fucking bowl. This smells like,

• 59:16Kylie Kelce?

  smells like a hand soap.

• 59:18Speaker 03

  It's like lavender. It does taste, if I, I think this actually is, I've never had.

• 59:23Kylie Kelce?

  This is soap.

• 59:24Speaker 03

  Right?

• 59:25Kylie Kelce?

  This is soap. You walk into any candle shop.

• 59:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:29Kylie Kelce?

  Out in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. That's what that tastes like. It tastes like you took a bite out of the candle shop.

• 59:36Speaker 03

  I'm nearly convinced.

• 59:39Kylie Kelce?

  That that's not candy, that's soap.

• 59:41Speaker 03

  This just reinforces to your candle, uh, comment. If you just mix sugar with any candle, you have a flavor of candy corn essentially.

• 59:51Kylie Kelce?

  It's so mean. Um, that's a negative four. That's so bad.

• 59:58Speaker 03

  That's one.

• 59:58Kylie Kelce?

  It's crazy that they taste tested that and then they said, bag it, sell it. That's crazy.

• 1:00:05Speaker 03

  They might not.

• 1:00:06Kylie Kelce?

  I'm so sorry.

• 1:00:07Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:00:07Kylie Kelce?

  I'm sorry. I'm, I respect your creativity, but you're going to need to go back to the drawing board. That's ass. Okay. That's a wrap on our candy corn taste test and that's a wrap on Knockin' Alive's Halloween special.

• 1:00:22Speaker 03

  Hey.

• 1:00:23Kylie Kelce?

  Thanks for joining Jay.

• 1:00:24Speaker 03

  Thanks for having me.

• 1:00:25Kylie Kelce?

  He's looking at the card of, of candy corn like.

• 1:00:30Speaker 03

  Whenever you guys want to have more crappy food to taste, I'm your, I'm your man.

• 1:00:33Kylie Kelce?

  You know what we should do? The third time we should have good food. We should get you to do a pizza taste test. We know how you love Philadelphia pizza.

• 1:00:41Speaker 03

  Philly pizza's atrocious. Which is shocking with the amount of Italians in the city that they didn't figure out pizza is kind of ongoing.

• 1:00:49Kylie Kelce?

  A couple of places have.

• 1:00:51Speaker 03

  I mean, every city's got a couple of good pizza spots, but like for them to not even have like a style.

• 1:00:55Kylie Kelce?

  We were talking about, I've never had Chicago deep dish.

• 1:00:59Speaker 03

  Chicago deep dish is pretty good. I mean, it's very filling. I personally don't like, I'll eat it. Like, don't get me wrong. You go to Illuminati's, it's fantastic, but that or like the Detroit style, like it's just too much. I can't, if I can't eat a whole pie.

• 1:01:16Speaker 03

  It's too much thickness.

• 1:01:18Kylie Kelce?

  You know what this is reminding me of?

• 1:01:19Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:01:20Kylie Kelce?

  Travis.

• 1:01:21Speaker 03

  Eating the whole Bearcat pizza? Which is impressive. If you guys know what a Bearcat is and from Adriatico's in Cincinnati.

• 1:01:29Kylie Kelce?

  Sitting at the end of the Carrie's dining room table.

• 1:01:31Speaker 03

  It's 48.

• 1:01:34Speaker 03

  Pieces of a square pie.

• 1:01:35Kylie Kelce?

  I'm so sorry Travis.

• 1:01:35Speaker 03

  About as big as that table. I don't even know how he did it. He ate.

• 1:01:39Kylie Kelce?

  Well, he didn't do it. We went to the bar later and he went out back and booted and rallied. I mean, he did it. It didn't last long.

• 1:01:48Speaker 03

  No, he.

• 1:01:49Kylie Kelce?

  And also, I'm not sure that he knew he was doing it while he was doing it.

• 1:01:52Speaker 03

  Oh, he definitely knew.

• 1:01:53Kylie Kelce?

  Jay, he was like.

• 1:01:55Speaker 03

  No, he wasn't blacked out at that point.

• 1:01:58Speaker 03

  I promise you.

• 1:01:59Kylie Kelce?

  I was, I was watching the man sit at the end of the table while everyone else is talking, having normal conversation. He was not involved in the conversation. He just kept going.

• 1:02:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, he was hungry.

• 1:02:10Kylie Kelce?

  Eating a piece of pizza and then would go. And get another piece and had nothing to do with any of the conversation going on around him.

• 1:02:16Speaker 03

  It was impressive. Yeah.

• 1:02:18Kylie Kelce?

  It was an impressive feat and also I can never look at an Adriatico's pizza the same ever again.

• 1:02:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:24Kylie Kelce?

  I'll be back next Thursday with a brand new episode. It's another special one. We may or may not be traveling for it. Plus I genuinely love our guest for our next episode. No offense. I love you, but I also love our guests in the next episode.

• 1:02:40Speaker 03

  Who's the next guest?

• 1:02:45Speaker 03

  Oh, nice.

• 1:02:47Kylie Kelce?

  But before, I love how long it took him to understand what I was saying. He was like, nah, she couldn't have said that. But before that, make sure you watch the debut episode of FAFO this Tuesday, right here on NGL YouTube channel. Listen and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Follow the show on all social media at NGL with Kylie. Not gonna lie, it's a wave original brought to you by Toyota. Let's go places. Thanks to the real ones for tuning in and happy Halloween.

• 1:03:21Kylie Kelce?

  Have you heard about the kids, the kids say 6'7" right now? Have you heard this?

• 1:03:25Speaker 03

  6'7".

• 1:03:26Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah. And when they say it, they go like this.

• 1:03:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:33Kylie Kelce?

  And I said, "This is big balls."

• 1:03:36Speaker 03

  No, this is big balls.

• 1:03:38Kylie Kelce?

  See, there you go.

• 1:03:39Speaker 03

  Gotta go lower. The balls aren't up there.

• 1:03:40Kylie Kelce?

  What is this?

• 1:03:41Speaker 03

  These are big tits. Your, your hands are way too high.

• 1:03:43Kylie Kelce?

  I don't have any tits, so I wouldn't know how that goes.

• 1:03:45Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's big boobs, big balls, 6'7".

• 1:03:53Speaker 00

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