Becky Robinson

Andrew sits down with Becky Robinson — stand-up wrecking ball, sketch tornado, and creator of the viral Entitled Housewife character — for a fast, ridiculous, actually-honest conversation about touring, writing characters that go too hard, and dropping her first hour. 🎟️ Tour dates & tickets: https://www.beckyrobinsonthegreat.com 🎥 New special: ENTITLED — https://www.beckyrobinsonthegreat.com In this episode: • How “Entitled Housewife” blew up and took over golf courses and timelines • Turning chaos into a first special, from theaters to release week • Santino and Becky swap tour horror stories, internet wins, and character bits that almost got cut • Why committing 110% to a bit is sometimes the entire job Drop a comment with your favorite Becky character moment. New episodes every week. #WhiskeyGinger #AndrewSantino #BeckyRobinson #Entitled #EntitledHousewife #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #PodcastClips ======================================================== Sponsor Whiskey Ginger: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/whiskeyginger SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BETTER HELP GET 10% OFF YOUR 1ST MONTH ⁠https://betterhelp.com/whiskey⁠ MONARCH USE PROMO CODE: WHISKEY GET 50% OFF YOUR 1ST YEAR ⁠https://monarchmoney.com⁠ KACHAVA USE PROMO CODE: WHISKEY GET 15% OFF YOUR ORDER https://kachava.com ======================================================== Follow Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Follow Whiskey Ginger: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast https://twitter.com/whiskeygingerpodcast Produced and edited by Joe Faria https://www.instagram.com/itsjoefaria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:50Andrew Santino?

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• 1:16Speaker 02

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• 1:40Andrew Santino?

  All right, here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger. My guest today is one of my favorite people on this show. My guest's my name, my name is Andrew Santino. Today is Becky Robinson, mate.

• 1:47Speaker 03

  Aye, mate.

• 1:48Andrew Santino?

  Becky Robinson, mate.

• 1:50Speaker 03

  How you doing?

• 1:51Andrew Santino?

  She's entitled. The entitled housewife, probably one of the best characters I've seen created, birthed, and pushed out to the real world. Very, very funny, very good, dude. And I never see you anymore.

• 2:04Speaker 04

  She's all I have.

• 2:04Andrew Santino?

  No, no, you're more than that. You're a dynamic. You're funny, you're sweet, you're smart, you're cool, you're hip, you're young.

• 2:10Speaker 04

  Sexy.

• 2:11Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna say it. I don't wanna say it. Alright, she's a sexy gal. She's a sexy little gal.

• 2:16Speaker 04

  You think I'm sexy?

• 2:17Andrew Santino?

  Sexy little gal. Why did I, I asked you before we started the pod, uh, where you live. We're gonna put her address right here, guys. Put up her address right here. That's her home address, right there on the bottom of the screen.

• 2:25Speaker 04

  27017?

• 2:26Andrew Santino?

  I thought you moved. Uh, I thought you were gonna leave Los Angeles and move somewhere peaceful.

• 2:30Speaker 04

  I'm thinking about it every day.

• 2:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:32Speaker 04

  Every day. I'm in Calabasas in this beautiful house and I'm like, I'm miserable.

• 2:36Andrew Santino?

  You know, I wasn't gonna, I wasn't gonna say you lived in Calabasas, but you just burnt your, you burnt it. You just said it.

• 2:41Speaker 04

  Well?

• 2:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, there it is.

• 2:42Speaker 04

  I've said it, you know?

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  That is her address right there. I hope it's still on the screen right now. And her phone number and her social security, we're gonna put in the comments down below, so find it.

• 2:49Speaker 04

  Take it all. You know, I've given my number out to like, everyone.

• 2:51Andrew Santino?

  Why? Why do you do that?

• 2:52Speaker 04

  I just, a couple of years of touring, I don't know. Drinking after shows, I'd be like, call me.

• 2:57Andrew Santino?

  Call, give me a ring.

• 2:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:58Andrew Santino?

  Is this, is this for, uh, love purposes or just for fun?

• 3:01Speaker 04

  No, just friends.

• 3:02Andrew Santino?

  Just buds?

• 3:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:05Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever fallen in love on the road?

• 3:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:07Andrew Santino?

  You've met someone who fell in love?

• 3:08Speaker 04

  I fall in love all the time on the road. I fall in love very fast, but I can shut it down if I need to.

• 3:12Andrew Santino?

  What happens when you shut it down? Why do you do this? Cause your, your insides go, get out.

• 3:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, yes.

• 3:17Andrew Santino?

  Bail?

• 3:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, cause something's like, uh, uh.

• 3:20Andrew Santino?

  What is the thing? Get out!

• 3:23Speaker 04

  If someone, if I, if I get scared, I guess.

• 3:25Andrew Santino?

  Can you sleep in the same bed with a partner or no?

• 3:27Speaker 04

  I don't like it.

• 3:28Andrew Santino?

  Hate it?

• 3:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:29Andrew Santino?

  Why do we do this game?

• 3:30Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 3:31Andrew Santino?

  We gotta cut it out. You know, we just went to a wedding and we had, we did, the last room available at the hotel block was two queen beds.

• 3:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:37Andrew Santino?

  And she was like, oh, and I was like, ah.

• 3:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's nice.

• 3:40Andrew Santino?

  It was huge.

• 3:40Speaker 04

  I would do two twins.

• 3:41Andrew Santino?

  Comfortable. You get to hook up in one and then go sleep in the other one?

• 3:44Speaker 04

  Perfect.

• 3:44Andrew Santino?

  But who gets the hookup bed?

• 3:46Speaker 04

  Well.

• 3:46Andrew Santino?

  Who gets the wet side?

• 3:47Speaker 04

  I would assume you would make her have it.

• 3:48Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent. A hundred percent. You like, you get back to your wet side. You heard me!

• 3:52Speaker 04

  You get back to your disco bed! This is your wife, right? You have a wife?

• 3:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, my wife. No, you know what's so funny is we did, we ended up sleeping in the, in the, in the other, in the second bed.

• 4:02Speaker 04

  Oh, wasn't that nice?

• 4:02Andrew Santino?

  She didn't, she, you know, it's funny, I'm just a big sleeper. I move a lot. I'm, I don't like, uh...

• 4:08Speaker 04

  Act outs. Whatever doesn't get out during the day comes out at night.

• 4:10Andrew Santino?

  I'm riffing in bed, dude. Give me a stool, I have a stool in my bed. I'll do stool bits in bed. No, I just, I'm a big sleeper and so like, at home, she, I know she gets annoyed, but it's like, I can't, I move a lot. I can't help it. How many times are you waking up to pee in the middle of the night?

• 4:25Speaker 04

  Three.

• 4:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, three.

• 4:27Speaker 04

  Well, I have this great therapist who's like helped so much over the past year and a half, like really Elizabeth.

• 4:33Andrew Santino?

  Lizbeth?

• 4:34Speaker 04

  Elizabeth.

• 4:34Andrew Santino?

  Not Elizabeth.

• 4:35Speaker 04

  Well, it is Elizabeth, but we call her Lizbeth.

• 4:37Andrew Santino?

  Lizbeth.

• 4:38Speaker 04

  She's a real cunt and.

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  This is your therapist?

• 4:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:41Andrew Santino?

  You don't like her?

• 4:42Speaker 04

  Well, she's helped, but she's, you know, she does it in a cunty way that I need.

• 4:46Andrew Santino?

  You need it.

• 4:47Speaker 04

  She was recommended by some very wealthy housewives who I also gave my phone number to. And so I knew she was good because they've got a lot of shit going on.

• 4:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, housewives do.

• 4:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, and, um, and she was like, what's going on? I was like, not feeling well, I'm not sleeping well. And she was like, why aren't you like sleeping well? I was like, I get up to pee a lot. And she was, you drinking a lot of water before bed? I was like, yeah. She's like, like as though that was supposed to be explosive. Like, of course I'm drinking a lot of fucking water before bed because I'm smoking a lot before bed.

• 5:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. What do you want from me, Lizbeth?

• 5:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, and I just got a bidet.

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  You did?

• 5:16Speaker 04

  So I kind of am spending a lot of time on the toilet.

• 5:18Andrew Santino?

  Japanese toilets are the best. Dude, bidets are, are the best.

• 5:21Speaker 04

  Now, every time I leave my house, I'm like, this feels poor.

• 5:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, when you poop in public, it's a big deal.

• 5:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  No, the bidet is really great. I love, the, the highest end one I've ever sat on at a hotel, it had, so the seat warmer I liked.

• 5:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, the seat warmer was nice.

• 5:36Andrew Santino?

  It also had the, uh, the fan.

• 5:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:38Andrew Santino?

  Which is a little strange because after you squirt, I don't know if I want a fan blowing that air up.

• 5:43Speaker 04

  I usually don't use the fan.

• 5:44Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't like that. I think that's great. But the music, have you had the one, do you have the one with music?

• 5:47Speaker 04

  Only in Japan.

• 5:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they play a little tiny, it's awesome. It's like.

• 5:58Andrew Santino?

  It's so nice.

• 5:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:59Andrew Santino?

  It's beautiful. And it's so funny because you do it, they do that out of respect for other people coming into the bathroom.

• 6:05Speaker 04

  I love that.

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  So they don't hear you. It's great.

• 6:06Speaker 04

  Because otherwise I'm scrolling at full volume to mask my noises.

• 6:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're on TikTok just flipping.

• 6:10Speaker 04

  Something.

• 6:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're talking a lot, aren't you? He's going for it.

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  Have you been golfing? What's going on with the swing?

• 6:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, I have gotten really obsessed with it.

• 6:19Andrew Santino?

  It's the best.

• 6:20Speaker 04

  You know, I'm not, I'm curious, it seems like you're getting really good, seems like you've gotten really svelte. I see out here your golf outfits have gotten better.

• 6:27Andrew Santino?

  This is because I'm not eating because of, um, just depression. But I'm, but it's going good. Depression! Skinny up!

• 6:34Speaker 04

  Who doesn't eat when they're depressed?

• 6:36Andrew Santino?

  It's funny, yeah, no, there is, there's two streets. There's two streets, yeah. You either eat all the time or you don't. And I remember my buddy Anthony, uh, in college, he lost like forty pounds and a friend was like, "Is he sick?" And like, "No, his girl left him, he's like really sad." And I thought, "That's the depression I want."

• 6:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, that revenge god.

• 6:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, revenge god. No, you know what's so funny? When I'm anxious and full, filled with nonsense, I don't eat because my anxiety's so high. I just don't eat. I will drink too much coffee. I'll have, I'll have an entire pot in the morning.

• 7:09Speaker 04

  And you like to be buzzing like that?

• 7:11Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't really do anything, I mean, I can feel I'm more awake, you know? I mean, like my lazy eye right now is perked up. By the way, for those that even give a shit, my lazy eye, or my, my infected eye is getting much better. Thanks for the love online and the hate.

• 7:23Speaker 04

  I was gonna say, are you depressed because you have a fungal eye infection?

• 7:26Andrew Santino?

  It did suck, it hurt like crazy, I couldn't sleep, it was like swollen. Then I started putting antibiotics and eye drops in and all that stuff. It's getting better, but it still is, you said it, you were like, "It looks a little tired." This one's, this one's taking a nap. Yeah, normally people think I'm on Adderall or coke. It is funny, I've never done them, but people always think I'm on them. Have you always thought that I'm on them? No.

• 7:44Speaker 04

  No, I just, I just, no.

• 7:46Andrew Santino?

  You know me for too long.

• 7:47Speaker 04

  You're so consistent that I'm like, "That's his personality."

• 7:48Andrew Santino?

  That's who I am. I've known you now for, I would guess, if I had to give a... Oh god, he's got his Dahmer glasses on.

• 7:54Speaker 04

  Jesus!

• 7:55Andrew Santino?

  God, he kept the bodies outside, dad.

• 7:58Speaker 04

  Let me take some pictures of you. Let me take some pictures for you.

• 8:00Andrew Santino?

  Some of the guys taste like sweet soup.

• 8:04Andrew Santino?

  What did I? No, I've known you for 12 years, 10, I got, it's gotta be at least 10 years now.

• 8:09Speaker 04

  Long time, yeah. I've been in LA for, I think, 13. I got here in 2013, yeah.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  And let me give you some, um, let me give you a little bit of flowers because I really do love you. I've always loved you from afar. I always thought you were so funny and, um, very talented. And now you, that you got your comeuppance. You got what you deserved. And you really did. I believe that wholeheartedly.

• 8:28Speaker 04

  A lonely, long life.

• 8:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, that's what we, that's what we want. A lonely, a lonely life.

• 8:34Speaker 04

  Love of a canine and that's it?

• 8:35Andrew Santino?

  Dude, dogs are all that matters. I played with a new dog in the neighborhood. Shout out New Dog in My Neighborhood. It was fucking amazing. A little puppy and this woman was like, "Can the dogs smell?" I was like, "Yeah, wanna meet the, the, the little play?" And little puppy kisses all over me.

• 8:46Speaker 04

  Oh, but that's, that's really sweet.

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  No, but you're great and I'm happy for this rise. And when I saw you started creating characters and really like going hard with them, I was like, "Yes, correct." You know when someone finds their thing and you go, "That's the, come on, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it."

• 9:00Speaker 04

  Totally.

• 9:01Andrew Santino?

  That's what you do!

• 9:02Speaker 04

  That's what you gotta be doing!

• 9:04Andrew Santino?

  But the Housewives-

• 9:05Speaker 04

  You stand up fucking sucks!

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 9:06Speaker 04

  Let me tell you right now!

• 9:07Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 9:08Speaker 04

  No, that's how I feel. Every time I've leaned into characters, though, good things have happened. And-

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  It's not because your stand-up sucks, it's because that's a good strength of yours. That's just another strength.

• 9:17Speaker 04

  I think the characters maybe just allow me to be a little more bold.

• 9:19Andrew Santino?

  You can say wild shit.

• 9:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, you can say wild shit.

• 9:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:22Speaker 04

  And they kind of have helped me become more myself on stage in times when I've been a little scared.

• 9:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:27Speaker 04

  You know, and I have some roses for you, too. You know what I was thinking about when I was driving over here?

• 9:30Andrew Santino?

  So, Entitled is her new special. It's gonna be out in October. I'm allergic to roses. Uh, October 20-

• 9:36Speaker 04

  October 24th.

• 9:37Andrew Santino?

  4th. October 24th, her special's gonna be out. And October 24th is, of course, as everybody knows, a Wednesday.

• 9:44Speaker 04

  I think it's a Friday.

• 9:45Andrew Santino?

  Friday, it's a Friday.

• 9:46Speaker 04

  It's a Freaky Friday. Grab your gus. It's coming out for preorder on October 17th and I'm releasing a docu-series on that day of like, leading up to shooting it.

• 9:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. You nervous?

• 9:56Speaker 04

  Got norovirus on the road.

• 9:57Andrew Santino?

  You did?

• 9:57Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 9:58Andrew Santino?

  Where, how do you get that? How did you get it?

• 10:01Speaker 04

  Actually, we went to the, the, we were in DC.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  I heard strip club.

• 10:04Speaker 04

  We went to a strip club called Archibald's. It was the closest strip club to the White House.

• 10:08Andrew Santino?

  Really? Seriously?

• 10:09Speaker 04

  It was-

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  Show how far it is from the White House. I wanna hear it. Go ahead.

• 10:11Speaker 04

  You could see it. You walk out, you see it. And, um-

• 10:14Andrew Santino?

  I love Archibald's. I go there pretty often. Can it be only white girls, please? White dancers only, please.

• 10:20Speaker 04

  It was awful, man. It was like-

• 10:25Speaker 04

  They didn't have any makeup on.

• 10:27Andrew Santino?

  The lineup was sad.

• 10:27Speaker 04

  Like if I'm going out to strip for the night, I'm putting a whisper of makeup on. No winged eyeliner, not even a mascara, not a lip gloss.

• 10:33Andrew Santino?

  Those that don't know, for the men listening, what would the standard issued minimum makeup be if you were stripping?

• 10:41Speaker 04

  I mean, they all roll up looking like they've just been going through a breakup.

• 10:44Andrew Santino?

  Maybe they are. Maybe strippers are always going through a breakup. So what, just a little eye, a little eyeshadow, lip liner?

• 10:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, a little, just a little definition, you know, otherwise your face can get blown out by all the lights. And they didn't have poles, they had one ring that they could kind of toy with. There was one really hot one, but Nicky Paris, he's been opening for me for like a year. He got it first and he's like throwing up, it's like food poisoning, it must have been the pizza, the margarita pizza. And the next day on stage, I was like, because I changed halfway through my show into Entitled. And I like got it right before the show and like ran off stage to change and was just throwing up. Like liquid, it's just liquid coming out, you're crawling, did you ever get it?

• 11:25Andrew Santino?

  I never got that.

• 11:26Speaker 04

  Oh, you're so lucky.

• 11:28Andrew Santino?

  And how many days is this, a week?

• 11:29Speaker 04

  It's like 48 hours strong.

• 11:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's easy money, let's go. Two days, you lose some weight though, huh? Feels good, doesn't it?

• 11:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:37Andrew Santino?

  You're like, no, come back, how far is it from the White House? Point three miles. Oh brother, that's around the Kona.

• 11:42Speaker 04

  She close.

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  That's awesome.

• 11:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  Archibald's, shout out to Archibald's, some of the best chicken wings in the DC metro area. Yeah, I never got that sick, I mean, the only time I got really sick on the road was coming back from Nashville a couple of years ago when I fucking passed out and threw up on the plane. And TMZ, because MGK and MGK and Megan Fox were sitting behind me because they were on the flight. TMZ obviously knew they were on the flight because you know, those guys talk who's landing where.

• 12:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:09Andrew Santino?

  And they caught wind midair that I, that I passed out and threw up in the toilet. And so they called my agent and they were like, is, well, people on the plane, we're texting friends.

• 12:18Speaker 04

  How did they know, do you throw up really loud? Because I've thrown up on many a plane.

• 12:22Andrew Santino?

  It was a big deal for the plane because I literally passed out, I literally like, I was in the bathroom, I threw up and passed out. So it was like, we need a doctor, we need a doctor, the whole plane knew.

• 12:29Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 12:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was rad. It was rock and roll. And MGK's like, "Do you need my sweater?" He was actually extremely nice.

• 12:36Speaker 04

  Do you need my sweater?

• 12:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he gave me his sweater. Cause I threw up all over myself. And he was like, "Dude, take my sweater." We still have it here at the studio.

• 12:41Speaker 04

  It's just like all metal?

• 12:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:43Speaker 04

  Spikes.

• 12:43Andrew Santino?

  Spikes everywhere.

• 12:44Speaker 04

  Take my spike sweater.

• 12:47Speaker 04

  This'll wake you up, brother.

• 12:48Andrew Santino?

  And then that was the sickest I've ever been because I was sick in Nashville and we don't, to this day, know what the bug was that I got. But Nate Bargatze's sister, sweetheart, she got her friend who was a nurse to come get me an IV and vitamins and all this stuff and she was like, "You're gonna be great tomorrow." And I woke up the next morning and I was like, "Fuck, should I fly?" And I was like, "I gotta get home."

• 13:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:09Andrew Santino?

  And halfway through that flight, go, "Whoo, warp, bruh, bruh."

• 13:12Speaker 04

  Nah, you get up to altitude, nah, man.

• 13:14Andrew Santino?

  That was a bad idea, dude.

• 13:15Speaker 04

  Shit.

• 13:15Andrew Santino?

  I regret it to this day. So back it up. Are you playing a little bit more golf?

• 13:20Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  And what are we shooting today? What's the kids shoot?

• 13:22Speaker 04

  I'd say a little over a hundred.

• 13:24Andrew Santino?

  Little bit, little bit over a hundred.

• 13:26Speaker 04

  Little bit over a hundred.

• 13:27Andrew Santino?

  Just a little bit over a hundred.

• 13:27Speaker 04

  Bit over a hundred.

• 13:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but that's fine. How long you been playing though? Cause with the character really came this like identity of golf with you.

• 13:35Speaker 04

  Totally.

• 13:36Andrew Santino?

  But you haven't played since you were a kid?

• 13:37Speaker 04

  Well, my dad put me in junior golfers when I was an adult. My dad is like a really serious golfer, he's a scratch golfer and he played in college.

• 13:43Andrew Santino?

  Where'd he go?

• 13:44Speaker 04

  Uh, Western Michigan.

• 13:46Andrew Santino?

  Shout out to Western Michigan.

• 13:47Speaker 04

  Hell.

• 13:48Andrew Santino?

  We love them.

• 13:48Speaker 04

  And, uh, is that Kalamazoo?

• 13:51Andrew Santino?

  Kalamazoo?

• 13:52Speaker 04

  He grew up super poor, so it's like him golf is like, if you follow the goddamn rules. And like, be quiet.

• 13:57Andrew Santino?

  Tuck it in.

• 13:58Speaker 04

  Tuck it in.

• 13:59Andrew Santino?

  Hat forward.

• 14:00Speaker 04

  Your shorts are too slutty backs, be quiet on the course. And I did so many, I was a competitive gymnast growing up and a competitive diver and a competitive snowboarder. Should've known I would date a woman at some point and...

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  It all lined up.

• 14:11Speaker 04

  And when it came to golf, I was like, "Dad, I'm like, I'm ready to learn golf," but he was so serious about it that I was like, "I can't, I can't do this." Like, I don't know. He would just like scream. So I was like, "I can't fucking do it." If I hit one bad drive, he'd be like, "Fucking hell, you got no hand-eye coordination whatsoever."

• 14:26Andrew Santino?

  I'd be like, "Drill sergeant, Jesus Christ." Becky!

• 14:30Speaker 04

  Basically.

• 14:30Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna say it's not so fucking bad, I'm up for it, dude, I'm done.

• 14:32Speaker 04

  He goes from being the jolliest son of a bitch to like, yes. Um, a sergeant.

• 14:38Andrew Santino?

  That's hard, especially because if you're so good, you're very athletic. And so when you're not good at something, you're like, I don't want to do this. Don't yell at me about it, it's making me mad.

• 14:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:47Andrew Santino?

  Cause I'm good at other stuff.

• 14:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm already frustrated.

• 14:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know, I get that.

• 14:51Speaker 04

  I know this sucks, I know you're embarrassed.

• 14:52Andrew Santino?

  I get the opposite, I'm so much better than my father.

• 14:54Speaker 04

  That's nice.

• 14:55Andrew Santino?

  That, I have to be patient with him and he gets very upset at his game.

• 14:59Speaker 04

  Hmm, see, I don't want any upsetness happening.

• 15:02Andrew Santino?

  See, I'm the same way, I don't care enough.

• 15:04Speaker 04

  I think golf is so fun and so ridiculous and like, once I've kind of discovered that on the course and the people that I could play like that with, I was like, oh, I love it. Now I'm just addicted and I think about it all the time.

• 15:14Andrew Santino?

  Me too, all day. I'm thinking about it right now.

• 15:17Speaker 04

  I'm thinking about it, thinking about how calm I feel at the range. Just smacking that shit.

• 15:22Andrew Santino?

  Smacking that shit.

• 15:23Speaker 04

  Next to a, you know, small girl that's, you know, she's 13, she's already got into UCLA and she's hitting it three times farther than me.

• 15:31Andrew Santino?

  Right, a tiny little Japanese girl who weighs like 100 pounds.

• 15:33Speaker 04

  She's been there all day.

• 15:33Andrew Santino?

  Roping it.

• 15:34Speaker 04

  Parents dropped her off.

• 15:35Andrew Santino?

  I love that dude. I love to, I used to go see that all the time when I played at Griffith Park. You'd see these like little Korean kids go there, their parents would drop them off and they'd be there hitting balls for like six hours straight. I'd finish a round, they'd still be there.

• 15:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  And those kids are gonna become millionaires playing golf for the rest of their life. Their parents know. Like, hit the range. They know dude. It's actually really smart.

• 15:51Speaker 04

  I'd drive out of the club with my flat tires.

• 15:54Andrew Santino?

  We gotta get you some new tires, man.

• 15:55Speaker 04

  My tires are always bald.

• 15:57Andrew Santino?

  We gotta get you some new tires. Why? You're always on the road, you're never even home, you're not home to drive.

• 16:00Speaker 04

  I know.

• 16:01Andrew Santino?

  You live on the road, you really do. You have, you're missed tour dates dude, I know you're missed tour dates.

• 16:06Speaker 04

  I don't even think you're gonna remember saying this.

• 16:07Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 16:08Speaker 04

  And it, because I don't see people ever often like, I don't, the tour schedule is so intense that like I rarely go do sets in town anymore.

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, good.

• 16:16Speaker 04

  I lose my voice and stuff. But there was like a party at the improv, I think it was the holiday party. And I remember you were like the only person in like a year that had like come up and you were like, how are you, how are you actually doing?

• 16:26Andrew Santino?

  I do remember, we were in the parking lot.

• 16:28Speaker 04

  You really asked me like really genuinely, I was like, it just meant so much to me. I thought that that was so nice because I was like, I'm not doing fucking well.

• 16:37Speaker 04

  Thanks for checking in, because your team makes you think it's like normal.

• 16:40Andrew Santino?

  It's not normal, and they want to tour you into the ground, but I could tell you were like under a lot of duress because I think like you had really started to pop really big, you were taking off, you were touring a lot. I mean, a lot of people want you, they need you, they have hands on you, and people are like, you gotta do this, Becky, you gotta do this. And you kind of get inundated with so much, not just yes people, but also like demands.

• 16:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  And you're a good-hearted human being, so you feel like you should do them, you're like, I guess I should do this thing, right? Shouldn't I do this thing for these other people?

• 17:04Speaker 04

  I probably should.

• 17:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and that's it.

• 17:05Speaker 04

  Be nice.

• 17:06Andrew Santino?

  I just know that's, I know that feeling.

• 17:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:09Andrew Santino?

  So when I saw you, I was like, I really want to just ask you how you really were. I do remember that, because I thought, I could tell you were cruising, but you kind of felt not present. And now you feel very present, maybe because you've leveled out, like life has leveled out a little bit. You, you, you can back away and go, okay, okay, okay. I, I get what I need and what I want out of this whole thing.

• 17:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:27Andrew Santino?

  You know?

• 17:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, totally.

• 17:28Andrew Santino?

  But it's a fucking nightmare, I don't think people even understand, I, I guess this is the champagne problems, and people are always like, oh, cram me a fucking river.

• 17:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:33Andrew Santino?

  But we're still humans, and so when you get, when you start to get the thing that you've worked for, sometimes you don't know what to do with it, which is why people sabotage themselves, because they're like, I don't know if I like this, it's really crazy, I don't know if I can handle the chaos.

• 17:45Speaker 04

  I feel like I, I did a lot of self-sabotage, even along the journey of it all. I was also like hiring friends and stuff, and that, that was the biggest like mistake.

• 17:53Andrew Santino?

  No, I fucking hate this guy, so I keep him around.

• 17:55Speaker 04

  Party, like my best friend from college, like everywhere, there was just tequila everywhere, all the time.

• 18:01Andrew Santino?

  People lived at your house too, with you, friends that you hired? I see that a lot in the business, yeah, people started living at the house.

• 18:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, their dogs and, yeah, all that stuff.

• 18:08Andrew Santino?

  See, that, I think you're crossing into this, this, there's, there has to be a boundary.

• 18:11Speaker 04

  That was the biggest like mistake, I mean, we had great times, great times, building years, but like now that I have, I have this epic power lesbian tour manager, and she's just like, Becky, come here. And she's like, she treats me like I'm Mariah Carey, and it's, sometimes I'm like, but let me hug a couple people. And she just, yeah.

• 18:28Andrew Santino?

  Lesbian says no.

• 18:29Speaker 04

  She says no, mom says no.

• 18:30Andrew Santino?

  She's got a little lesbian magic eight ball, all of them say no.

• 18:32Speaker 04

  She's very ser- yeah.

• 18:34Andrew Santino?

  Everything says no, lesbian magic eight ball, everything says no.

• 18:38Speaker 04

  She helps me say no, she knows like how much energy I'll have on a certain thing, and like, yeah.

• 18:42Andrew Santino?

  Did she tour before you with somebody else, is that how she was like prepped for this world? Oh, yeah, so she's been around the block for a long time.

• 18:47Speaker 04

  She's been around the block for a long time, yeah.

• 18:48Andrew Santino?

  Wow, good.

• 18:48Speaker 04

  She toured with like Bernie Mac for a while.

• 18:50Andrew Santino?

  Another lesbian, that's very good, yeah.

• 18:54Andrew Santino?

  Probably one of the greatest, probably one of the greatest comedians I think I've ever seen live. Did you ever see Bernie live?

• 18:59Speaker 04

  No.

• 18:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, fucking unbelievable. That guy was, that guy was like shockingly funny.

• 19:02Speaker 04

  Ah, I can't imagine.

• 19:03Andrew Santino?

  So good. Tour with Bernie Mac, who else?

• 19:06Speaker 04

  Jane Lynch.

• 19:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh, fuck, holy shit.

• 19:08Speaker 04

  I think she did something with like Mariah for a while.

• 19:10Andrew Santino?

  What? She really did Mariah Carey?

• 19:12Speaker 04

  She's, she's done a lot. She's had a crazy, she, um...

• 19:15Andrew Santino?

  I love that about old Hollywood.

• 19:16Speaker 04

  I wanna say, I wanna say Jamiroquai, but I know that's not it.

• 19:18Andrew Santino?

  Jamiroquai! Virtual insanity?

• 19:21Speaker 04

  It's like someone really sexual, that's like R and B, a lot of like R and B people.

• 19:24Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I'll go down the line. Lenny Kravitz, I'm going down the line of like the hottest sexy guys.

• 19:28Speaker 04

  She says his name all the time. She humble brags, you know?

• 19:32Andrew Santino?

  She'll be saying that about you to the next person.

• 19:33Speaker 04

  She fucking better be.

• 19:34Andrew Santino?

  D'Angelo? D'Angelo, so hot. Genuine, My Pony?

• 19:39Speaker 04

  No.

• 19:39Andrew Santino?

  If you're horny, let's do it. Oh my god. Riding My Pony, my sinner. Dude, honestly, that song was so sexual and we were, I was young, and I remember my mom being like,

• 19:52Speaker 04

  What is he saying?

• 19:53Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, nothing, I don't, nothing, don't worry about it. It's so gross.

• 19:57Speaker 04

  I thought it was so sexual. I remember, I was probably 10 at the time and I had like my first crush on this baseball player that was like my brother's age, and I would play that song and just listen.

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  Stare at him?

• 20:07Speaker 04

  And just fantasize so hard.

• 20:10Andrew Santino?

  Your brother's friends taking ground balls and you're, you're flicking the bean to Genuine?

• 20:14Speaker 04

  Just puss pulsating. You can go. Love a man in uniform, you know?

• 20:22Speaker 04

  It's about that big, yeah. Fuck you.

• 20:24Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 20:25Speaker 04

  Vroom, vroom, vroom.

• 20:25Andrew Santino?

  No, you made it pulsating, you made it sound like it's a...

• 20:28Speaker 04

  No, it's bulbous.

• 20:31Andrew Santino?

  Dude, bulbous is such a good word.

• 20:33Speaker 04

  It's a great word.

• 20:33Andrew Santino?

  A guy, you're hooking up with someone, they take off your pants, you're like, watch, are you ready for the bulbous? Are you ready for the bulbous, baby?

• 20:41Speaker 04

  The bulbous.

• 20:41Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so now you told me outside, we don't have to go too into it, but because you're single now, are you gonna be on the apps and all this bullshit or no?

• 20:47Speaker 04

  I just, I just went on them like two nights ago.

• 20:49Andrew Santino?

  Do you hate them? You like them? What do you do?

• 20:51Speaker 04

  In LA, I hate them.

• 20:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:52Speaker 04

  But every now and then on the road, I'm like, I need something.

• 20:54Andrew Santino?

  You need to get it.

• 20:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:56Andrew Santino?

  You just wanna get it in.

• 20:57Speaker 04

  Every once in a while, you know?

• 20:58Andrew Santino?

  So which base are you touching now? Are you more dudes, more chicks? Who are you touching, who, who, who's getting in more?

• 21:02Speaker 04

  I've gone hard right back to dudes. I dated a girl for three years and then, yeah.

• 21:06Andrew Santino?

  You're swinging. I like that. You think you'll go back? You think you'll venture over to the other side?

• 21:10Speaker 04

  If a guy pisses me off enough, yes.

• 21:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's coming.

• 21:12Speaker 04

  Cause right after the woman, I was like, I need an idiot.

• 21:14Andrew Santino?

  You need a fucking idiot.

• 21:15Speaker 04

  Like, I want like a meat, a meat stick.

• 21:17Andrew Santino?

  Meat penis, you girl.

• 21:21Speaker 04

  But then I found that so hardcore that I was like nah and then I found a guy that was like a little gay and I was like this is kinda nice.

• 21:28Andrew Santino?

  And then now you're free now now it's whatever you want.

• 21:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:30Andrew Santino?

  You're tasting it all.

• 21:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the apps I hear damage from all that that's all I hear from Bobby is just the the apps just don't sound healthy. It sounds like he just is miserable all the time.

• 21:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:41Andrew Santino?

  He's like matching with everybody and he's like I don't want to date any of these people I'm like.

• 21:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:44Andrew Santino?

  He showed me a girl the other night where we're yeah we're at the airport. He showed me a girl and he's like what's up with this chick you like this chick and what do you think and I looked at her I was like. That's just she's like a she was like stunning and I was like she was like college educated has a good job. Oh like she was like it was like all these things and he was like I don't know I was like dude that is. It's insane.

• 22:06Speaker 04

  That's the problem with LA though is like I feel like there's such a buffet of the hottest women. And and so I'm not you know I'm at the you know. I'm not gonna stand out on those apps you know.

• 22:16Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna stand out on those apps. You take good pictures.

• 22:18Speaker 04

  And then people are like oh you're the old golf lady from TikTok and then you know and then they have a bunch of stupid questions.

• 22:23Andrew Santino?

  But you're not the old golf you're the young golf lady you're 26 years old people need to know.

• 22:27Speaker 04

  People come up in the airport and you're like are you the old lady from TikTok?

• 22:30Andrew Santino?

  Well cuz you play the character.

• 22:31Speaker 04

  Like yeah.

• 22:32Andrew Santino?

  No. You don't look old it looks it honestly it looks like everyone we grew up with in the Midwest. The entitled housewife it looks like every wife I ever knew of a friend. Everybody my parents were friends with it's like that it's such an accurate. Who there's gotta be someone you base it on one person in your.

• 22:50Speaker 04

  My parents yeah.

• 22:51Andrew Santino?

  But both of them right?

• 22:52Speaker 04

  Both of them personality wise but the outfit was kind of like yeah I'd seen this.

• 22:56Andrew Santino?

  Is your mom a golfer is she into this shit?

• 22:58Speaker 04

  No she she she dabbled but she kind of has a claw for a hand. She has a claw for a hand.

• 23:02Andrew Santino?

  A claw hand?

• 23:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:03Andrew Santino?

  Was it by birth or an accident happened?

• 23:05Speaker 04

  She had a stroke during a brain surgery.

• 23:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh Becky why'd you have to I mean I'm ready for a joke.

• 23:09Speaker 04

  I'm glad you brought it up. Story I've been wanting to tell.

• 23:12Andrew Santino?

  She had a stroke during a brain surgery?

• 23:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:14Andrew Santino?

  What was the brain surgery for?

• 23:15Speaker 04

  So she has a hand that's kinda like this she had a tumor that she didn't know about that was just growing her whole life.

• 23:20Andrew Santino?

  And she's okay now?

• 23:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:21Andrew Santino?

  God bless.

• 23:22Speaker 04

  She gets lit off half a claw.

• 23:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh really because of because of the what?

• 23:26Speaker 04

  They scooped a bunch out of her head.

• 23:28Andrew Santino?

  Scooped out of her head?

• 23:31Speaker 02

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• 26:02Speaker 04

  Ginger. I like cinders.

• 26:06Andrew Santino?

  Do they give it to you when they take some of that stuff out? Do they give you the tumor?

• 26:09Speaker 04

  You know, I don't know.

• 26:10Andrew Santino?

  Can I take that home? I want to take it to go. What do they do with the tumor?

• 26:14Speaker 04

  Can you box that up?

• 26:15Andrew Santino?

  Box that up, dude.

• 26:17Speaker 04

  Put that in a plastic to go.

• 26:18Andrew Santino?

  I just talked to a buddy that had a, he had appendectomy. He had an appendix burst and he had to have the surgery.

• 26:23Speaker 04

  And you want to take it home?

• 26:24Andrew Santino?

  I was like, what do they do with it?

• 26:25Speaker 04

  And like what, handle it later, cook it later?

• 26:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, just save it. Put it in the case. There it is.

• 26:30Speaker 04

  That'd be pretty cool.

• 26:31Andrew Santino?

  That would be kind of rad. Put it in a vodka bottle, let it ferment, you know? Let it sit for a long time. Pickle it.

• 26:36Speaker 04

  I'd probably get turnt and want to take a nibble out of it.

• 26:38Andrew Santino?

  I know, if you're too fucked up.

• 26:39Speaker 04

  One of these nights.

• 26:40Andrew Santino?

  You gotta eat the worm. Gotta eat the appendix in the bottle.

• 26:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 26:43Andrew Santino?

  But mommy's healthy now. Everything is all good.

• 26:44Speaker 04

  But she can still whack even with the claw. Sometimes it's, you know, yeah.

• 26:48Andrew Santino?

  She's, she's still, she does get out still.

• 26:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, but like my dad is, you know, she's always like, Steve's watching fucking golf again. He's out on the course again. It's his life.

• 26:58Andrew Santino?

  And that's really, that's the character. That's literally where her birth was. Just like complaining, like in pure agony. But also the irony of the character, I think that's very successful. The reason I like it so much is because it's real. And the complaints are always with a happy twist. It's like a funny, you're like shitting on things in a very happy way.

• 27:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  Where people are like, oh, she's excited. It's like, well, she's angry, but it's like angry excited at something.

• 27:21Speaker 04

  People, yeah, people that are like angry to me, I just like, it's the funniest thing. And people who take themselves seriously like that, I'm just like, this is the funniest. That's what, when, how it happened, I was just watching my parents over the pandemic and they were so serious like, you know, I just want to go to the thirsty lion and do happy hour with the girls. My dad was like, golf is all we have. And he was wearing, he was, he wouldn't wear a mask, but he was wearing a golf glove on both hands.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  What, really?

• 27:43Speaker 04

  Like, I'm just doing my part, Bex.

• 27:44Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny.

• 27:45Speaker 04

  My sister like is working in the ER, like, you know, in the trenches.

• 27:48Andrew Santino?

  Dying, watching people die.

• 27:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 27:49Andrew Santino?

  Your dad's got two golf gloves on.

• 27:51Speaker 04

  They're like, we just don't know if we believe in it.

• 27:54Speaker 04

  And I was staying with her for a month during the pandemic and then I went to my parents. I think that's what made it stick out even more. And I was just like, you guys are out of your goddamn minds.

• 28:00Andrew Santino?

  Where are your parents? Where are they at?

• 28:01Speaker 04

  Tiger, Oregon. It's a little suburb outside of Portland.

• 28:04Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, P-town.

• 28:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  You're not really a Portland person.

• 28:09Speaker 04

  No.

• 28:09Andrew Santino?

  You don't have that vibe.

• 28:11Speaker 04

  Yeah. Is it the spray tan?

• 28:12Andrew Santino?

  No, P-N-W people, Pacific Northwest people are very, it feels very Colorado-y to me too.

• 28:17Speaker 04

  Total, yeah.

• 28:18Andrew Santino?

  You're not that. You're not like a hiky.

• 28:21Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 28:21Andrew Santino?

  You're not a hiky.

• 28:22Speaker 04

  No, I fucking hate hiking.

• 28:23Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know what it is? No, it's not even the activity. I just mean there's a culture to the clothing. There is like a style. There is like a vibe.

• 28:28Speaker 04

  Earth tones, REI, water socks.

• 28:31Andrew Santino?

  Huh? What is it? Patagonia? What's the other one that everyone, the expensive one that people like? The fucking, I see, it's got like a dinosaur bone as its, uh, it's like a fossil as its symbol. It's called, um, uh, uh, uh, um.

• 28:43Speaker 04

  There's so many of them now.

• 28:44Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, hold on. I know it. It's like an old fossil, uh. Arctic, Arctic, Arctic, Ar- Arterix, Arterix, Arterix, Arterix.

• 28:52Speaker 04

  Arterix.

• 28:53Andrew Santino?

  Arterix, Arctic, or is that what it's called?

• 28:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like the highest.

• 28:57Andrew Santino?

  Arctrex? Arterix, I think is what it's called. Yeah, Arterix.

• 29:00Speaker 04

  Arctrex.

• 29:01Andrew Santino?

  But it's like, this is, this is like Patagonia for the richest people in the world. Like a jacket is like $800. We have Duluth Trading Company. Duluth Trading Company is the best, but that's, no, but that's well priced. We're talking, this is like ritzy. Uh, by the way, I have to say this now that we're in this kick. Last night I got down a fucking, a wormhole watching, um, Mount Everest hiking videos or like in my TikTok feed, cause I watched one, you like one.

• 29:25Speaker 04

  Was that cause the one popped up of the girl taking a selfie and falling down?

• 29:27Andrew Santino?

  Fell and died.

• 29:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:29Andrew Santino?

  Do you know this? This woman, she, she, she took off her, uh, uh, rope to take a picture of somebody else. And then she fucking fell down and she died. That's it. You're gone forever. She slid down.

• 29:38Speaker 04

  You see her sliding all the way down.

• 29:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you just watch her literally meeting her demise.

• 29:41Speaker 04

  So someone was literally just the whole way down.

• 29:43Andrew Santino?

  And they're never gonna get their phone back. She's got their phone now.

• 29:47Speaker 04

  Ain't never gonna see that again.

• 29:48Andrew Santino?

  Never gonna see that, but they fed me, it fed me all this stuff and I thought, look, I like adventure, I, I, I get it. But, I think it said, I Googled it, how many people die a year? I think it was like five, four or five.

• 30:00Speaker 04

  Hiking Everest?

• 30:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and you go, well that's not a lot of people, but then you think, yeah, but how many people are fucking doing it? But like if you saw, cause you know you have to see people on the way up that are dead.

• 30:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, 4.4 climbers a year, but does that talk about the uh?

• 30:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, okay, so there's a miss, they said that the numbers are skewed because, um, this doesn't account for, uh, this is only tourists. This doesn't account for like people that, that are, um, uh, what do you call them?

• 30:24Speaker 04

  Native?

• 30:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but they, they call them something, it's like shamans, no, there's guys that take you up there. Oh, whatever, I'm dumb, I'm so dumb. Anyway, you see people on the way because the bodies are frozen, they're stuck, some of these people?

• 30:35Speaker 03

  Sherpas.

• 30:36Andrew Santino?

  Sherpas.

• 30:36Speaker 04

  Sherpas!

• 30:37Andrew Santino?

  And you can't fucking get the bodies down if they're in such precarious positions, it's dangerous, so you try to get the body back down. So they leave the bodies, which is fucking crazy to me. That you're hiking and you see a dead body, you're like, okay, I hope this works out.

• 30:51Speaker 04

  Hope it's better for us.

• 30:52Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I don't, I think that's just an omen of like, don't do it. You've never, have you done anything absurd like that? Like it's just, just wild, skydive, bungee jump?

• 31:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:00Andrew Santino?

  You've done it all?

• 31:01Speaker 04

  I like action sports. I've gotten like stuck in some glacial things. Have you ever seen the movie Vertical Limit?

• 31:07Andrew Santino?

  Love Vertical Limit. What, that's you, you're in that?

• 31:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm Montgomery Wick. Remember when he finds his wife frozen, years later?

• 31:13Andrew Santino?

  So sad.

• 31:14Speaker 04

  Yeah. No, I would like to-

• 31:16Andrew Santino?

  You're going off the backside of the mountain, aren't you, you risky little bitch?

• 31:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, if there's, if there's powder.

• 31:21Speaker 03

  If there's powder?

• 31:21Speaker 04

  If there's powder?

• 31:22Speaker 03

  If there's powder, I'm going dude.

• 31:23Speaker 04

  Absolutely. At this age, I don't know.

• 31:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we're not doing that anymore.

• 31:26Speaker 04

  Well, when you're a gymnast growing up, you kinda like, I learned to backflip on a snowboard before I learned how to 360. I don't know if I could do it today, but-

• 31:32Andrew Santino?

  You could. Backflips actually, once you learn how to huck-

• 31:35Speaker 04

  This was like pre-standup, I was like, I need to feel something, you know?

• 31:37Andrew Santino?

  Once you learn how to huck though, you got it dude. I went with my buddy Colin in a snowstorm in South Lake Tahoe and I'll never forget, the chairs stopped. The chairs stopped because they were like too crazy, and I was like, well, we're up, we're here. We have to get off, like we, and it was too high to have a jump, it was probably thirty, forty feet. And then so finally they were like, we were gonna get, you know, that there, there, there, a guy's yelling to us. And they're like, you gotta get up, get off, and so we get, we go all the way up to the end. We get off and Colin was much better than me. And he was ripping, cause it was like, you can't stop, if it's that much powder, like you can't slow down.

• 32:10Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, you get stuck.

• 32:11Andrew Santino?

  You get stuck, and I was, and it was sideways and it was super blind, and that was for the first time I thought, fuck, if I die, this is gonna be such a bummer. It's a bummer, you know what I mean, like, cause I know it's happening. Like, when I die, I want it to happen. I don't wanna like, watch it happen.

• 32:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, no.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  Just die.

• 32:27Speaker 04

  I wanna see the sad faces coming in and out.

• 32:29Andrew Santino?

  No, that's awful.

• 32:31Speaker 04

  Even though I've taken multiple toboggan rides down, that's fucking sheer hell.

• 32:33Andrew Santino?

  That is sheer hell. That's scary shit too, you're like, oh, I guess this is...

• 32:37Speaker 04

  You're like...

• 32:40Speaker 04

  Happened to me once after I like, really hurt my tailbone too, and you're like, fuck, it's the worst.

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  It sucks.

• 32:44Speaker 04

  And the, the ski patrols always, the hottest people you've ever seen.

• 32:47Andrew Santino?

  Twenty-two year olds from Sweden, yeah. We moved here for a total right to be, uh, at the, on the mountain?

• 32:52Speaker 04

  I am Ansel.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  I am Ansel on the mountain? Those are, they're always hot people, when I go like, Breckenridge, they're always hot foreigner kids who are like, this is their, this is their, uh, uh, what is that, Eat, Pray, Love, when they just go live on a mountain for a couple of years.

• 33:05Speaker 04

  Be lifty for a couple of years and just kinda reconnect with nature, and they're always just...

• 33:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, hot blondes.

• 33:11Speaker 04

  Just a lot of hair flips and like, ugh, yeah.

• 33:14Andrew Santino?

  Just a lot of hot blondes. Where did you go then, growing up in Oregon? You went up to Vancouver?

• 33:17Speaker 04

  Mount Hood.

• 33:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the Hoodsey dude.

• 33:19Speaker 04

  Mount Hood, Oregon, cause there's a glacier up there, you can ski around.

• 33:21Andrew Santino?

  Alright, here's a good piece of trivia, highest, highest, uh, highest elevation mountain in the continental United States. What state is it in? I looked it up the other day.

• 33:31Speaker 04

  It's somewhere really random, isn't it?

• 33:32Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna tell you.

• 33:34Speaker 04

  It's, uh, is it, it's not the Rockies.

• 33:37Andrew Santino?

  I'm not gonna just, just guess, dude.

• 33:39Speaker 04

  New Hampshire.

• 33:40Andrew Santino?

  New Hampshire, good guess.

• 33:41Speaker 04

  Vermont.

• 33:42Andrew Santino?

  No, Mount Whitney, here in California.

• 33:45Speaker 04

  Is it?

• 33:45Andrew Santino?

  Mount Whitney is the highest peaked elevation here on the continental United States. Now, the highest in the United States is in Alaska. But in the lower forty-eight, my dog, it's out here in California, dude!

• 33:58Speaker 04

  That is one I think would be fun to, I mean, I don't, I don't like hike, I would never choose that as an exercise program.

• 34:05Andrew Santino?

  But I, but it would be dope.

• 34:06Speaker 04

  Or do it for leisure, but it'd be cool to, some of that.

• 34:09Andrew Santino?

  A little free solo like Alex Honnold, just fuck it.

• 34:11Speaker 04

  Something, you know?

• 34:13Andrew Santino?

  I'd love to scale up one of those things.

• 34:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's you got a lot of free time. You can do it now. If you're single, you're cruising, you're living that life. Now, what are you on the road now? Where are you going? You're leaving somewhere in like a day.

• 34:22Speaker 04

  Tomorrow, yeah, tomorrow. But we have Vegas this weekend.

• 34:25Andrew Santino?

  What are we playing?

• 34:26Speaker 04

  We have Sparks.

• 34:27Andrew Santino?

  This will be out.

• 34:28Speaker 04

  Casino tomorrow.

• 34:29Andrew Santino?

  Vegas will already have happened. So the show was awesome.

• 34:31Speaker 04

  Show was so great.

• 34:32Andrew Santino?

  You should have gone.

• 34:33Speaker 04

  Or Sparkles.

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  Wait, what Sparks? It's called Sparks? You pulled your post out of the show?

• 34:36Speaker 04

  Tomorrow night's like a casino and then Saturday is um the Palazzo Theater at the Venetian.

• 34:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, you done that? I haven't played Vegas like since like Brad Garrett's Comedy Club.

• 34:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, we.

• 34:47Speaker 04

  Years ago.

• 34:48Andrew Santino?

  I played every year. I'm doing Win, I'm doing the Win in March. I do the Win a lot. I did, we last year we did, or two years ago, we did MGM. We did Cosmo, is owned by MGM. So we played Cosmopolitan. And then before that, I did the Win again, and then the Win. This will be my third or fourth time doing the Win. I like it up there. Golf course is out the back door. And I sneaked that in the contract. I go.

• 35:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, you have to.

• 35:09Andrew Santino?

  Can I play a round of golf?

• 35:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  And they're like. You know, we don't usually, I'm like, but it's me.

• 35:13Speaker 04

  But it's me. Do you ever golf with fans?

• 35:16Andrew Santino?

  You know, I never have, but I, I'm trying to do this thing. I'm trying to do more charity. Uh, and so I'm trying to find a way to do things like that, that I'm like, how can I get money from this to give to something rad? Cause then it'll increase the awareness and then it'll be worth it really, you know what I mean? Like. Like, uh, December 6th, those that, uh, live in the Los Angeles, uh, metro area, please come to LA Valley City College. We're raising money for Special Olympics. I'm doing a Ho Ho homers. You can hit dingers off your favorite celebrity. You, you should be there, you should be there. I'd love for you to come pitch and come hang out.

• 35:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:49Andrew Santino?

  No, you have to pitch to people. People are paying to hit homers off of your ass.

• 35:52Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 35:52Andrew Santino?

  You're trying to strike out these fools. And it's for Special Olympics and, uh, so that's rad. I would do, I would do a thing, play with me if it was, um, a big charity thing, like. What I really want is to sucker like a group of like, super rich people to give like, tens of thousands of dollars to me for a round and then we could give it to something cool.

• 36:11Speaker 04

  That'd be wonderful.

• 36:11Andrew Santino?

  Let's put our heads together. We should do something like that. I would love to do that.

• 36:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  Get these super fucking rich fucks to give the money away to.

• 36:18Speaker 04

  Something good, good cause.

• 36:19Andrew Santino?

  Something good.

• 36:20Speaker 04

  Something with our, our faces on the flyer would be nice.

• 36:22Andrew Santino?

  It's usually kids for me. It's always like cancer, kids cancer stuff. I'm always like, like when adults get cancer, you're like, big deal. You already live, kid shit is like, give me a fucking break dude, where's your god? What's going on dude? That'll question, that makes me get a little questionable when I'm like, what is he six? He's got, what are you talking about?

• 36:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:39Andrew Santino?

  When a guy's like fifty-two, they're like, yeah, he's got cancer, you're like, it's, happens.

• 36:43Speaker 04

  He's lived a long life.

• 36:44Andrew Santino?

  You lived a long life.

• 36:46Speaker 04

  Fifty-two?

• 36:47Andrew Santino?

  I hate when somebody goes, yeah, my mom, my mom just died, you're like, oh my god, I'm so sorry, like, yeah, how old? Ninety-seven, and you're like, well.

• 36:55Andrew Santino?

  She touched the sun.

• 36:55Speaker 04

  Was she ready to go? She touched the sun.

• 36:59Andrew Santino?

  Was she ready to go?

• 37:00Speaker 04

  Sounds like.

• 37:01Andrew Santino?

  Was she prepared?

• 37:02Speaker 04

  I have days now where I'm like, mm.

• 37:04Andrew Santino?

  Take me! Dude, I got some in the bed days where I'm like, what if that rock does speed up a little bit? Is it coming at us still?

• 37:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:14Andrew Santino?

  I love when NASA's like, we blocked it, you're like, let one go. Let it ricochet, see what happens.

• 37:18Speaker 04

  Shame, let it ricochet!

• 37:20Andrew Santino?

  Let it just bounce.

• 37:21Speaker 04

  Another great word.

• 37:21Andrew Santino?

  Let it bounce.

• 37:23Speaker 04

  Bounce off, see what happens. I would love for the power grid to go out maybe for a little bit.

• 37:26Andrew Santino?

  That's coming.

• 37:27Speaker 04

  I guess, not for, of course, like the hospitals, that would be awful.

• 37:32Andrew Santino?

  Right, get a generator hospitals, hopefully they have backup generators for that. But now, we're not gonna be able to power all these fucking AI servers.

• 37:39Speaker 04

  I know.

• 37:40Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna suck the power grid to shit, you know that, right? We're fucked, we're absolutely fucked. Although the Japanese, they're up on it.

• 37:46Speaker 04

  Didn't they figure something out?

• 37:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, they have like, roads and sidewalks that have kinetic energy and they harness the kinetic. So, because there's so much foot traffic in certain areas, they're creating these plates that bounce, that trap energy and hold it and store it for, for future use. Japanese dude.

• 38:01Speaker 04

  They're always.

• 38:01Andrew Santino?

  You been over there?

• 38:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:02Andrew Santino?

  Japan's the best.

• 38:03Speaker 04

  Not a single trash can in sight.

• 38:05Andrew Santino?

  And not a piece of shit on, nothing on the ground.

• 38:07Speaker 04

  Nothing.

• 38:08Andrew Santino?

  Nothing on the ground.

• 38:08Speaker 04

  The amount of trash I had in my pockets at the end of a day.

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, because you feel like you should, you're like, well, this is.

• 38:12Speaker 04

  The amount of zins, used zins.

• 38:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude, just lining your jeans.

• 38:15Speaker 04

  Crusty pockets!

• 38:19Andrew Santino?

  Nicotine jeans. Why doesn't, why don't jean pockets have a separate nicotine disposer?

• 38:24Speaker 04

  They should.

• 38:25Andrew Santino?

  Remember the old high pocket?

• 38:26Speaker 04

  Yes, the high pocket!

• 38:27Andrew Santino?

  There it is! There's my little nicotine pouch. That's actually brilliant. That's what that's for.

• 38:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:33Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever done that when you had, when you take out a pouch and then you're like going to meet someone and you put it in your hand but you're like, I have nowhere to throw this, so you have to hold it for a while?

• 38:40Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 38:40Andrew Santino?

  I hate that.

• 38:41Speaker 04

  I always cram it into something. I put them in my bra.

• 38:44Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 38:45Speaker 04

  And I'm convinced I'm gonna get breast cancer from it.

• 38:49Speaker 04

  Because I shove the 12mg Lucy's into my tits. And then I forget about them and they just, you know, they marinate in there for hours.

• 38:55Andrew Santino?

  All these doctors just...

• 38:56Speaker 04

  Sometimes I'll finish a round of golf, I go to take off my sports bra and they just fall out.

• 39:00Andrew Santino?

  Nicotine pouches in your tits?

• 39:02Speaker 04

  I'm so gross.

• 39:03Andrew Santino?

  Becky, you have, uh, breast cancer.

• 39:04Speaker 04

  I need to wean off.

• 39:05Andrew Santino?

  How did you get it? I was pouching. I was tit pouching. No, you don't need to wean off. You're fine. You're not smoking cigarettes?

• 39:11Speaker 04

  No.

• 39:12Andrew Santino?

  You're fine. You're smoking...

• 39:12Speaker 04

  I never have.

• 39:13Andrew Santino?

  Smoking weed, though.

• 39:14Speaker 04

  I love a little weed, you know?

• 39:16Andrew Santino?

  No drinking anymore?

• 39:17Speaker 04

  Yeah. Well, I didn't drink for nine, my, nine months leading up to my special. Because I didn't think I would like... It's the most money I've ever spent on anything. And I didn't...

• 39:28Andrew Santino?

  You want to brag about it? Go ahead and brag about it. Say how much you spent.

• 39:31Speaker 04

  Well, it's very scary.

• 39:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's a lot of money to spend for a special. It's, it's crazy. But you did it because you care and you want to make a good product.

• 39:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:37Andrew Santino?

  And you did it yourself.

• 39:38Speaker 04

  The only reason I had that money was because of being on tour for four years straight and like the fans that paid to, you know, come and see the show and like buy visors and stuff like that. And, um...

• 39:47Andrew Santino?

  So then they get back now, they, they...

• 39:48Speaker 04

  Now I can give it back to them and say, "Here's what I've done. I hope you like it." And here's me getting norovirus in DC on the way. Um, but yeah, I didn't drink for nine months, uh, leading up to that because if I, if I'm boozing, I like, you know... I keep going.

• 40:02Andrew Santino?

  You're a bad girl.

• 40:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, I've got a little Irish in me.

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do. Little animal.

• 40:07Speaker 04

  Little bit. And, um...

• 40:09Andrew Santino?

  Little Guinness gremlin in there.

• 40:10Speaker 04

  I like to chug.

• 40:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I'm a chugger. I love chugging. If it's beer, I'm chugging, yeah.

• 40:14Speaker 04

  I even do it with like my morning coffee. Like I'm like, I'm not gonna fuck around with this. I slam it.

• 40:18Andrew Santino?

  Rea- why? Because you need the movement?

• 40:19Speaker 04

  Just because I'm like, "Let's go."

• 40:20Andrew Santino?

  You need a bowel movement?

• 40:21Speaker 04

  I guess I don't like sipping hot beverages.

• 40:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude, I love sipping a hot coffee. Fuck me. Taking a walk with the dog and sipping a coffee is like my...

• 40:28Speaker 04

  I'm like, get it out of my hands.

• 40:29Andrew Santino?

  You want it gone?

• 40:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:30Andrew Santino?

  Are you a multi-beverage woman? Like when you go out to dinner, how many beverages do you have?

• 40:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, multiple. Iced tea, Diet Coke, martini.

• 40:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

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• 41:13Speaker 00

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• 41:27Speaker 04

  Cappuccino later.

• 41:28Andrew Santino?

  That's like Bobby, he does that. He'll have six beverages and you're like, you're not gonna even touch any of these.

• 41:32Speaker 04

  Depends how quick the cocktails are coming.

• 41:34Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly, yeah.

• 41:36Speaker 04

  But I like a Diet Coke to wash down a meal.

• 41:38Andrew Santino?

  Love a Diet Coke.

• 41:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:39Andrew Santino?

  Just had one today.

• 41:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:41Andrew Santino?

  Diet Coke, it's just such a good topper. It's just a good... I had a cherry Coke at the movies the other day. Cherry Coke!

• 41:48Speaker 04

  Cherry Coke.

• 41:49Andrew Santino?

  I don't think I've ever had one.

• 41:50Speaker 04

  How was it?

• 41:51Andrew Santino?

  It was so good. I'll tell you what you don't know, you're too young to remember this. They used to be clear, they had clear Pepsi and clear Coke. I remember the SNL, uh... Sketch about it, yeah. The gravy. But, oh yeah, that's right. I just remember having that as a kid. I was like, clear Pepsi, I'm sick, dude.

• 42:05Speaker 04

  You're not gonna dye my teeth, my brother.

• 42:07Andrew Santino?

  And then the Jolt Cola. We used to have Jolt Cola, which was twice the caffeine, three times the sugar.

• 42:12Speaker 04

  I don't even remember that. Was that the 80s?

• 42:14Andrew Santino?

  Fuck you, Becky, you know?

• 42:16Speaker 04

  I wasn't around for those times.

• 42:18Andrew Santino?

  This was in the late 90s, dog. Jolt Cola. I used to go around and I used to go to White Hen Pantry and go get myself a Long John. What do you call a long doughnut? What do you call like those?

• 42:28Speaker 04

  Maple bar?

• 42:28Andrew Santino?

  See, a ma- yeah, that's, that's, what do you, Long Johns. Long Johns. Yeah, we call them Long Johns.

• 42:33Speaker 04

  That's a Midwest thing?

• 42:33Andrew Santino?

  It is, it's gotta be, because when I say that, people call them, either, either they call them, uh, maple bars, or they call them, well, maple is maple, the chocolate ones, what do they call the chocolate ones then?

• 42:42Speaker 04

  Long chocolate bar.

• 42:43Andrew Santino?

  Chocolate Long John.

• 42:44Speaker 04

  Chocolate Long John?

• 42:45Andrew Santino?

  No, I swear to God, a Long John, but they also call them what? They're also called bar, cream stick. No. Or an eclair. An ecl- no, a eclair is filled with filling, cause this is, Long Johns don't naturally have filling in them. Trust me, my, my guy Abdullah at the 7-Eleven will tell you different.

• 42:59Speaker 04

  Are you a big donut guy?

• 43:01Andrew Santino?

  You know, honestly, it's probably one of my sweetest vices, if I, if, ice cream and donuts, like, ice cream, I probably have more than I ever should, and donuts, if there is a donut at the place, I will eat it. So if I'm going to a location and they're like, somebody got donuts, I was like, oh, is that, is that right? I can't pass it up. Donuts are so fucking, I can't sing.

• 43:19Speaker 04

  A Long John?

• 43:20Andrew Santino?

  A Lo- any, my favorite kind of donut, I'm a cake donut guy.

• 43:24Speaker 04

  Cake donut?

• 43:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because I like ca- I like donuts with coffee. No, cake meaning like the thickness, you know, like the, Krispy Kreme is like an airy, traditional donut. I have the cake ones where they're thick, oh, yep, baby, give me an old fashioned, woo! Old fashioned dunk it in my coffee, that's when I want a cigarette, dude.

• 43:38Speaker 04

  Dunk it in my coffee?

• 43:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh my God, cause that's what my grandmother did, my grandmother was the size of this room, she was like 550 maybe, she was a big lady, dude. And she used to drink coffee and smoke.

• 43:47Speaker 04

  You say 550?

• 43:48Andrew Santino?

  She was a big girl! No, I think she was probably genuinely, if I'm being honest, she was probably two... Maybe like 250, she was a big lady.

• 43:57Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 43:58Andrew Santino?

  She was probably 5'3", and, and she would sit in a mu-mu, and I loved her so much, she was so rad, and she'd make a pot of coffee, and she would smoke, drink that, and eat donuts, and give us sweets, any sweets we wanted.

• 44:08Speaker 04

  Cigarette bowl.

• 44:09Andrew Santino?

  She was the best, dude. That's old school grandmas. Now I see all these sk- skinny grandmas, I'm like, get fucked.

• 44:15Speaker 04

  Mine was this big, Roca.

• 44:17Andrew Santino?

  Roca?

• 44:18Speaker 04

  Roca.

• 44:18Andrew Santino?

  Where was she from?

• 44:19Speaker 04

  Italy, Sicily.

• 44:20Andrew Santino?

  Siciliano, Siciliano.

• 44:22Speaker 04

  Siciliano!

• 44:23Andrew Santino?

  Becky, you're, you're not a good Italian, get a good Italian boy.

• 44:26Speaker 04

  Arrivederci.

• 44:27Andrew Santino?

  Your father tell me you like a clams now, huh? You eat the clams now?

• 44:31Speaker 04

  Well, Roca's dead.

• 44:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, she doesn't know anymore?

• 44:33Speaker 04

  But she died around, upper 90s.

• 44:35Andrew Santino?

  She dead?

• 44:36Speaker 04

  Mm.

• 44:36Andrew Santino?

  Here in the States or in Italy?

• 44:38Speaker 04

  In the States.

• 44:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, once they come over here, they die, she would've lived to be 100 over there.

• 44:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, she would've.

• 44:42Andrew Santino?

  See, you die when you come over here.

• 44:43Speaker 04

  I know, yeah, she definitely would've.

• 44:46Speaker 02

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• 44:48Andrew Santino?

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• 45:32Andrew Santino?

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• 45:59Andrew Santino?

  Where does Becky vacation to?

• 46:03Speaker 04

  You know, I like, uh, I think my favorite place is probably Switzerland.

• 46:08Andrew Santino?

  Wow, ski?

• 46:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:09Andrew Santino?

  That's your favorite, huh?

• 46:10Speaker 04

  Or just like the greenery of it all.

• 46:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. It's your little getaway. Where, if you could move anywhere in the world and not have the job, no-job thing, just life, go away. Switzerland?

• 46:20Speaker 04

  That's where I go, yeah.

• 46:20Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 46:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:21Andrew Santino?

  How are the winters, though? Aren't they shit?

• 46:23Speaker 04

  That's the best part.

• 46:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you love that?

• 46:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:25Andrew Santino?

  Because you're from bad weather, so you don't mind it?

• 46:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because it's shit up there.

• 46:29Speaker 04

  I'm from rain 300 days a year.

• 46:31Andrew Santino?

  Portland is tough, dude. My friends are up there right now. They're in Bandon, outside of Coos Bay.

• 46:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  Rainy, rainy, rainy, rainy, rainy. Don't you love that we don't get it out here? I love the drought. We have the fires, earthquakes.

• 46:42Speaker 04

  We got all the good stuff.

• 46:43Andrew Santino?

  Homelessness, crime, high taxes.

• 46:44Speaker 04

  Everything you want.

• 46:45Andrew Santino?

  Braka, braka, braka, braka. I think it's great, dude. Bring it. I say raise the taxes, get more homeless. I say let's fuck it up.

• 46:53Speaker 04

  Well, I mean, we're already on the path.

• 46:55Andrew Santino?

  I know, we're doing a good job.

• 46:57Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 46:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this is gonna get worse. That's why I think eventually...

• 47:00Speaker 04

  I bought a generator.

• 47:01Andrew Santino?

  It's just in case.

• 47:02Speaker 04

  I don't even know how to use it.

• 47:03Andrew Santino?

  Gas powered?

• 47:04Speaker 04

  Well, when the fires were happening, everyone was like, if you get the thing and you put it in the pool and you have a generator, you can like put out your own fires. And I got the generator and I stopped there.

• 47:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's not true. You can't put out your own fucking fires. Your whole house is on fire. What are you gonna, what the fuck are you gonna do? I got this, boys. Guys, I got this one. No, no, I'm fine. Yeah, no, it's on fire, but I got it.

• 47:24Speaker 04

  I got a little face fan squirt, a little bit of water. I think that'll do the trick.

• 47:29Andrew Santino?

  Becky's out there with a coffee cup, just throwing it on the house from the pool.

• 47:34Andrew Santino?

  Guys, take off. To the next house.

• 47:36Speaker 04

  We're good here.

• 47:37Andrew Santino?

  But you were in Calabasas, because you can get touched. You can get fire up there. That's dangerous, pal.

• 47:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, we got evacuated this last time. We had to pack go bags in the service.

• 47:45Andrew Santino?

  Did it do any damage to your home?

• 47:46Speaker 04

  No.

• 47:47Andrew Santino?

  Thank god.

• 47:47Speaker 04

  But the, um, what was the one a few years ago? The, I don't know. That one burned down some of the, at the park in the neighborhood.

• 47:55Andrew Santino?

  Did it really? Nothing near you, though. It didn't hit you?

• 47:58Speaker 04

  I think it sizzled like the backyard.

• 48:00Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 48:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:02Andrew Santino?

  Get out of there, dude.

• 48:02Speaker 04

  You know, it's the stuff they try to hide when you're buying the house, you know?

• 48:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like this, uh, this was like this, always.

• 48:08Speaker 04

  Did it smell?

• 48:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's always like that.

• 48:11Speaker 04

  The area.

• 48:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, don't worry about it. Well, they have to disclose if somebody died in there, right? Isn't that a California law? Somebody died in the house, they have to disclose it if you ask?

• 48:18Speaker 04

  I just, I asked the neighbors.

• 48:20Andrew Santino?

  Did anybody die here?

• 48:22Speaker 04

  Who died?

• 48:23Andrew Santino?

  Who died?

• 48:24Speaker 04

  It's gonna be me.

• 48:25Andrew Santino?

  My second landlord in West Hollywood, that was, I don't know, she was like, "Are you gay?" I was like, "No." She goes, "Oh, good." I was like, "Hmm, it's interesting to feel that way in West Hollywood." And then she's like, "The man who lived down here, in down in this, he died of AIDS." "Okay, so let me get your keys." That's what, I mean, she was like very nonchalant about it. I was like, "Right on."

• 48:50Speaker 04

  Such a classic LA landlord story.

• 48:52Andrew Santino?

  But she like offered it up. It wasn't even the apartment I was moving into. She just like gave it to me.

• 48:56Speaker 04

  You need to know the lore.

• 48:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, she did also like that I wasn't gay, because she like, she was very, I imagine, extremely homophobic.

• 49:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, for sure.

• 49:04Andrew Santino?

  She wasn't kidding. And she, it wasn't like a fun quip. She was like, "Are you gay?" I was like, "No." She's like, "Good."

• 49:10Speaker 04

  Just dead serious, yeah.

• 49:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like she goes back in her apartment, tells her husband, she's like, "You know, the new one, he's not a gay."

• 49:16Speaker 04

  He's not a gay.

• 49:17Andrew Santino?

  He's going to have one. She used to make me come over though and fix her fucking internet and stuff all the time. She would just call, she would fucking call me. That computer, it's not working and I'd have to go help her.

• 49:27Speaker 04

  No.

• 49:27Andrew Santino?

  She was an old lady, man. I felt bad. She was homophobic, you know what I mean? We had a few things in common.

• 49:32Speaker 04

  You gotta give back.

• 49:33Andrew Santino?

  No, I had to, I had to help her out, but it was so weird that she, she was. She, that, there was such a weird thing for, offer up that, that guy died of AIDS. I was like, hmm.

• 49:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's crazy.

• 49:42Andrew Santino?

  But they also, that didn't stop the party, cause that, that complex dude, West Hollywood living, isn't it the most fun?

• 49:47Speaker 04

  Where, where in West Hollywood were you?

• 49:49Andrew Santino?

  This apartment was, uh, uh, Harper and Norton, right, right around the corner from, right, right, uh.

• 49:56Speaker 04

  From the LaFekery?

• 49:57Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. Well, down the block.

• 49:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:59Andrew Santino?

  Down the block. It was kinda, it was, it was Santa Monica, basically Santa Monica and Harper.

• 50:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:04Andrew Santino?

  What was the name of that old, uh, uh, deli that was? It's a gym now. It's so weird. There's a Go Get Em Tiger on the corner, which is so funny.

• 50:11Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. Wasn't there that big like French place? It was, it used to be this like massive.

• 50:14Andrew Santino?

  That's a block away. Merrick's?

• 50:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, some.

• 50:17Andrew Santino?

  That's gone too. Yeah.

• 50:18Speaker 04

  It's all gone.

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  I miss the old neighborhood. Yeah, it's all gone. Now, now everything is, now it's just one big soul cycle.

• 50:22Speaker 04

  They still got the Barney's Bean though.

• 50:24Andrew Santino?

  Can't give up the bean dude.

• 50:25Speaker 04

  No.

• 50:25Andrew Santino?

  But we're not allowed to go there anymore.

• 50:27Speaker 04

  Why not?

• 50:27Andrew Santino?

  Cause I'm a dinosaur. You walk into that place, like, look at that old fuck.

• 50:30Speaker 04

  Youngins?

• 50:31Andrew Santino?

  Everyone there was like 22 years old.

• 50:32Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 50:33Andrew Santino?

  We went in there for like a, someone had a party there.

• 50:35Speaker 04

  That's where you hang out?

• 50:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's like his age. No, I don't even go there. Isn't that crazy?

• 50:38Speaker 04

  You're too grown?

• 50:39Andrew Santino?

  It's like UCLA, it's like, it's like college kids.

• 50:41Speaker 04

  Oof.

• 50:42Andrew Santino?

  Which is not, it is, it is like, yeah, it's not. I thought, it blew my mind. Last time, I think we went there for like a, um. There was like an after-party for somebody's show. Yes! Someone had like an after-party and they were like, stop by. Drew Tarver, um, his show, uh.

• 50:57Speaker 04

  Oh, the other two?

• 50:58Andrew Santino?

  The other two.

• 50:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:58Andrew Santino?

  And they, I think they had like an, they had a afters, afters or something and we went over there and I was like, oh my fucking god. I'm a hundred years old. Like everybody there.

• 51:07Speaker 04

  The youth.

• 51:08Andrew Santino?

  It was so crazy. You don't feel like you're getting older. You still look young.

• 51:11Speaker 04

  No, I do. Well, when I see the way the youth is dressing, I'm like, god damn, they don't care. They're not self-conscious at all. They're like, here it is.

• 51:17Andrew Santino?

  Well, we, we.

• 51:18Speaker 04

  I'm like, cover it up.

• 51:19Andrew Santino?

  They don't care because that's the cool thing now.

• 51:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:22Andrew Santino?

  Then the cool thing is like, fucking let it rock.

• 51:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:25Andrew Santino?

  We were so concerned and so we looked worse, cause we were overly concerned. They look better because they have no concern.

• 51:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:31Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that funny?

• 51:32Speaker 04

  Yeah. I remember I was straightening the fucking hair and eyeliner, eyeliner.

• 51:36Andrew Santino?

  A lot of eyeliner.

• 51:37Speaker 04

  My brothers and friends were like, you look slutty.

• 51:39Andrew Santino?

  You're like, "That's what I want."

• 51:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  You were not a slutty person.

• 51:43Speaker 04

  I got to do something to distract from the braces.

• 51:44Andrew Santino?

  Were you a little slutty girl when you were young?

• 51:46Speaker 04

  I tried to be.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  You did, you put in your best foot forward?

• 51:49Speaker 04

  I tried, yeah.

• 51:49Andrew Santino?

  And then what happened?

• 51:52Andrew Santino?

  It just wasn't you.

• 51:52Speaker 04

  It just didn't work out.

• 51:55Andrew Santino?

  What is that now? They're like, "I'm in my slut era."

• 51:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, you were not, you never hit your slut era, huh?

• 52:00Speaker 04

  I just looked so heinous that I was like...

• 52:03Andrew Santino?

  Heinous is such a mean word.

• 52:06Speaker 04

  I had, my parents were trying this like, new age, like, kind of trying different things, um, orthodontist. So I had braces at the bottom of my teeth.

• 52:16Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 52:16Speaker 04

  Like, not in the middle at all, they were like at the bottom. So I could actually smile in pictures like...

• 52:21Andrew Santino?

  And cover it up?

• 52:21Speaker 04

  Cover it up.

• 52:22Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny.

• 52:23Speaker 04

  But like, it looked weird and with the rubber bands, I would smile and like, one time someone was like, "It looks like you have bugs in your teeth."

• 52:29Speaker 04

  And just like, the gymnast body, like, broad Michael Phelps shoulders and just, you know.

• 52:35Andrew Santino?

  It just couldn't, didn't work.

• 52:37Speaker 04

  And my sister was, you know, hot and I just, yeah.

• 52:39Andrew Santino?

  Is your sister hot?

• 52:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:40Andrew Santino?

  How old is she?

• 52:41Speaker 04

  She's thirty-seven.

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  Too old for you, bud. Sorry. Sorry, she got married, dude.

• 52:46Speaker 04

  She got married.

• 52:48Andrew Santino?

  We're trying to find him a love.

• 52:49Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 52:50Andrew Santino?

  She got married to a guy you like?

• 52:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, love him.

• 52:53Andrew Santino?

  You hope so, right?

• 52:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:54Andrew Santino?

  Did she date a bunch of guys that you were like, "Fuck, I hope this isn't him."

• 52:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:57Andrew Santino?

  "Please don't marry this dude."

• 52:59Speaker 04

  She dated a bunch of like, absolute dicklicks.

• 53:00Andrew Santino?

  Just dildos.

• 53:01Speaker 04

  Assholes.

• 53:02Andrew Santino?

  Where does she live now?

• 53:03Speaker 04

  Portland.

• 53:03Andrew Santino?

  She's a P-town girl.

• 53:04Speaker 04

  She's an ER nurse, he's an ER doctor. Tale as old as time.

• 53:07Andrew Santino?

  And then him too, he works, he's a doctor, isn't he? They always marry a doctor, don't they?

• 53:11Speaker 04

  That's what I just said.

• 53:13Andrew Santino?

  It's a flight attendant marrying a pilot.

• 53:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:15Andrew Santino?

  They gotta.

• 53:16Speaker 04

  Yeah. Well, because, you know, it's so hot and heavy in the, in the office.

• 53:19Andrew Santino?

  Right, all that death.

• 53:20Speaker 04

  Emotions running high.

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  All that blood.

• 53:21Speaker 04

  Blood.

• 53:22Andrew Santino?

  You gotta get off of that. Woo, baby! I always wonder how that starts, when like, scalpel, like, "Wanna have dinner?"

• 53:31Speaker 04

  I think it's in the banter behind the desks.

• 53:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right. Is that where it happens in the hospital?

• 53:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:36Andrew Santino?

  Like when my grandmother was in the hospital, I remember like two, two, like a male nurse and a female nurse flirt flirting. And I thought, my grandma's dying.

• 53:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:46Andrew Santino?

  You guys can't fuck while my grandma, like do it.

• 53:48Speaker 04

  I don't want to see a single smile rolling around this place.

• 53:50Andrew Santino?

  Cut it out, dude.

• 53:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:51Andrew Santino?

  But you, these, these people are at work all day. They gotta feel human at some point.

• 53:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, they gotta do something.

• 53:55Andrew Santino?

  Did you go bananas at the wedding? Did you go off? Did you make a good speech?

• 53:59Speaker 04

  I did. I had to.

• 54:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you got a crush.

• 54:01Speaker 04

  Couple of things went wrong during the day and my sister was just not happy.

• 54:05Andrew Santino?

  Everything goes wrong. It's a wedding. It's not supposed to go right.

• 54:07Speaker 04

  I know. Her Jimmy shoe broke and...

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  What, her shoe broke?

• 54:11Speaker 04

  Her daint- she got married at 7,000 feet altitude on Mount Hood in like a hut. She had the daintiest little Jimmy shoes and it just snapped.

• 54:17Andrew Santino?

  Holy shit.

• 54:18Speaker 04

  She liked her makeup and then, you know, a couple of things. And I was the maid of honor, so I was like, gosh.

• 54:23Speaker 04

  Doing everything I could. And then there were a couple of speeches that, not great.

• 54:27Andrew Santino?

  No bueno. I heard a couple last night. I was at a wedding last night.

• 54:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  Lot of speeches.

• 54:32Speaker 04

  One, one went 45 minutes.

• 54:34Andrew Santino?

  That's too much speech!

• 54:35Speaker 04

  That's from my own family.

• 54:37Andrew Santino?

  Don't we know the le- the number for speeches is under five? You gotta keep it under five minutes.

• 54:42Speaker 04

  I think we get a little more.

• 54:43Andrew Santino?

  No. Under five. No, dude, you don't need more than five minutes.

• 54:47Speaker 04

  Five to 10.

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  No. You tell one good s-

• 54:49Speaker 04

  What if it's your sister?

• 54:51Andrew Santino?

  Hey, it's me, I'm Micah. Uh, I'm Danny's best friend. We grew up together.

• 54:54Speaker 04

  For fr-

• 54:55Andrew Santino?

  So here's what I just want to say about Danny, one of the most loyal, sweet, cool dudes I've ever met. When I first moved here, uh, I had no friends. And I, you know, I-

• 55:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's always, yeah.

• 55:04Andrew Santino?

  And, uh-

• 55:05Speaker 04

  No one hung out with me?

• 55:06Andrew Santino?

  Danny was the only guy that came up to me and was like, hey man, come kick it with us.

• 55:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:10Andrew Santino?

  And I'll forever be grateful. And that kind of love and bond and open and respectness is what he's gonna give to you, Sarah. So, uh, let's raise a glass. That's it.

• 55:16Speaker 04

  Let's raise a toast.

• 55:16Andrew Santino?

  That's all you need. You need one good banger story.

• 55:19Speaker 04

  But they're still reading off a paper like this.

• 55:21Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 55:21Speaker 04

  He was the only one that said hi to me.

• 55:23Andrew Santino?

  The phones are tough, too.

• 55:24Speaker 04

  The phones.

• 55:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, when they're on the phone.

• 55:25Speaker 04

  Get your head out of there.

• 55:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, a lot of amateur hour is this, when they go, when they're doing this with the mic and they're going, "When, when we first met each other, it was a time in our lives..."

• 55:34Speaker 04

  Oh, God. Oh, yeah.

• 55:35Andrew Santino?

  I'm like, "Put the, the microphone is your mouth."

• 55:38Speaker 04

  With the mic!

• 55:39Andrew Santino?

  The-

• 55:39Speaker 04

  Your mouth!

• 55:40Andrew Santino?

  Sound-

• 55:40Speaker 04

  Fuck!

• 55:41Andrew Santino?

  The sound is your mouth with the thing it's gotta be.

• 55:43Speaker 04

  It's just right here. It's just right here. Just to the side. You're like-

• 55:47Andrew Santino?

  And, and she's always been my girly- You're like, guys, it's-

• 55:50Speaker 04

  And, and it's almost like waving around.

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:52Speaker 04

  It's so honored to be your raised mean.

• 55:57Andrew Santino?

  It's treacherous.

• 55:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, I give a hell of a speech, you know?

• 56:00Andrew Santino?

  You knocked it out of the fucking park. I know you did.

• 56:03Speaker 04

  And then I tried to hook up with all of the men of honor.

• 56:06Andrew Santino?

  Did you get any D?

• 56:08Speaker 04

  A little bit.

• 56:08Andrew Santino?

  You got a little bit of D.

• 56:09Speaker 04

  Well, you know, you always find a way to finagle a little bit.

• 56:15Speaker 04

  I mean, girls gotta eat Santino.

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• 57:56Andrew Santino?

  Take it to the bank.

• 57:57Speaker 04

  Do you like fishing?

• 58:00Andrew Santino?

  No. You know what's so funny, as a kid, I tried. And I just, you know, my patience is not good.

• 58:07Speaker 04

  I wouldn't say mine is either.

• 58:08Andrew Santino?

  But you like fishing?

• 58:09Speaker 04

  Well, I just went to Alaska and I've really fell in love with it.

• 58:13Andrew Santino?

  Fly fishing? What kind of fishing?

• 58:14Speaker 04

  Halibut.

• 58:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay. Well, I love halibut. Delicious. Did you eat it? Did you catch and cook?

• 58:18Speaker 04

  Yeah. My whole freezer's full.

• 58:21Andrew Santino?

  Seriously?

• 58:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:21Andrew Santino?

  Give me some fish.

• 58:22Speaker 04

  I'll bring you some. I should bring some. I'll catch from another thing.

• 58:24Andrew Santino?

  How many pounds did you catch? Do you know?

• 58:26Speaker 04

  We all brought home like eighty pounds. There's five of us.

• 58:29Andrew Santino?

  What? In your checked bag?

• 58:31Speaker 04

  Well, they ship it all. It's sick.

• 58:32Andrew Santino?

  I know, I'm kidding. Can you imagine?

• 58:35Speaker 04

  Yeah. I threw it in my Louis Vuitton.

• 58:37Andrew Santino?

  Ma'am, what's in this carry-on? Halibut. It's a lot of halibut.

• 58:40Speaker 04

  Lot of fucking halibut.

• 58:43Speaker 04

  You hungry?

• 58:44Andrew Santino?

  Uh, ma'am, your suitcase is dripping. Yeah, halibut's melting some of that ice. Just put it in the overhead and shut the fuck up.

• 58:52Speaker 04

  Don't ask questions, Tina.

• 58:55Andrew Santino?

  Eighty pounds is a lot of fish.

• 58:56Speaker 04

  Lots of salmon and lots of halibut. Well, there was a couple halibut that were like a hundred twenty pounds.

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  And this is good salmon. This is sashimi grade.

• 59:02Speaker 04

  There's no little worms in it.

• 59:03Andrew Santino?

  Right, you could probably cut it and eat it. Sashimi grade.

• 59:06Speaker 04

  I didn't know. I thought you catch the fish and then that's it.

• 59:09Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 59:09Speaker 04

  I didn't know you had to fucking beat it over the head.

• 59:10Andrew Santino?

  You gotta kill it.

• 59:12Speaker 04

  And I was very against that until I brought up like an over a hundred pound halibut. And then I was like, give me the mallet. And I swear to God, it's the most proud my dad has ever been. Like a tear came down his face.

• 59:22Andrew Santino?

  That's my girl!

• 59:23Speaker 04

  Yeah. He literally said, "That's my girl."

• 59:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that is a good moment for a dad. Hundred pound fish. Halibut's are fucking huge, too. They're massive.

• 59:31Speaker 03

  They could reach over five hundred pounds.

• 59:32Andrew Santino?

  Five hundred pounds? Tuna gets big, too.

• 59:34Speaker 04

  And they're at the bottom. So that's... Or they're at like five hundred feet or whatever.

• 59:38Andrew Santino?

  Tell me about the tuna. How tuna get up to what size? Cause tuna gets...

• 59:41Speaker 04

  Tuna!

• 59:41Andrew Santino?

  Fucking big, dude. You see those tuna fish? They get up massive.

• 59:44Speaker 04

  Gotta be a thousand.

• 59:45Andrew Santino?

  Thousand pounds, you think?

• 59:46Speaker 03

  Uh, they weigh up to two thousand pounds.

• 59:48Andrew Santino?

  Holy fuck!

• 59:48Speaker 03

  They can be over ten feet long.

• 59:50Andrew Santino?

  That's a lot of sashimi!

• 59:53Speaker 04

  Have you ever been to Billy's Sushi in Minnesota?

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  No, but this kid's from Minnesota. What's it called?

• 59:57Speaker 04

  Billy's Sushi?

• 59:58Andrew Santino?

  Billy's Sushi.

• 59:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, on Sunday nights, he does this like little underground tuna thing. Massive tuna. They chop it up and they... Throw in sashimi at everyone. It's really sexy.

• 1:00:06Andrew Santino?

  Marking it in the phone right now, cause I gotta go to Billy's Sushi. It's in Skinnyopolis?

• 1:00:11Speaker 04

  And the guy who, Billy, he's like really, really funny.

• 1:00:14Andrew Santino?

  Is he a white guy?

• 1:00:15Speaker 03

  It's right by Nicolette Island.

• 1:00:16Speaker 04

  No, he's an Asian man.

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  He's an Asian man. Billy's Sushi.

• 1:00:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:21Andrew Santino?

  Billy's Sushi Sushi Restaurant opened up in nineteen ninety-four.

• 1:00:26Andrew Santino?

  By a white guy. Can you imagine if I just said that in the Wikipedia for some reason? Why would I do that?

• 1:00:32Speaker 04

  Things you should know.

• 1:00:33Andrew Santino?

  This is what I do, I put them in my want to go on my Google Maps and then when I go back to any city and I have a bunch of those little green dots on my want to goes.

• 1:00:40Speaker 04

  Do you go back to those dots?

• 1:00:41Andrew Santino?

  All the time. Or I recommend them too, if somebody goes, hey, I'm going to this place.

• 1:00:45Speaker 04

  What do you got?

• 1:00:45Andrew Santino?

  So I've marked like LA, like I've marked here in LA, like places that are people like, oh, you gotta go try this if I haven't been.

• 1:00:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:51Andrew Santino?

  Like, look at all the green dots.

• 1:00:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's smart.

• 1:00:53Andrew Santino?

  Those are either places that somebody goes, hey, I want to go to a spot in LA. Because you think of the normal places you go to and then I'm like, oh, you know what you gotta go to?

• 1:00:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:59Andrew Santino?

  And I'll name drop a new place, like, here, there's a new place, let's go.

• 1:01:02Speaker 04

  I feel like I could give recommendations for any city but LA.

• 1:01:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I got, I mean, yeah, yeah, but I got some good LA, I got some new good LA spots, I'll tell you what was good.

• 1:01:12Speaker 04

  Alba?

• 1:01:13Andrew Santino?

  We just went to, oh, Factory Kitchen is pretty good, little Italian restaurant.

• 1:01:17Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:01:18Andrew Santino?

  And, oh, Campore, oh my god, you know about this? You know about this, Campore?

• 1:01:24Speaker 04

  No. Steak?

• 1:01:25Andrew Santino?

  Don't town. Yeah, just a little bit of beef, beef and beef.

• 1:01:29Speaker 04

  Steak!

• 1:01:30Andrew Santino?

  Fantastic shit, though, I gotta tell you, fantastic shit.

• 1:01:33Speaker 04

  Good to know, I'll jot that down, if I'm ever in town.

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  But the recommendations I like because someone just texted me, a friend just texted me, he was like, I'm in Chicago, and I was like, well, here's a hit apply, I just give them the hit of the Montagues.

• 1:01:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:01:42Andrew Santino?

  Like, you gotta go to some of these, go to these spots.

• 1:01:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:01:44Andrew Santino?

  Alright, you think you can do any city, huh? Jacksonville, go.

• 1:01:49Speaker 04

  Something with fish.

• 1:01:50Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 1:01:51Speaker 04

  Jacksonville?

• 1:01:52Andrew Santino?

  Jacksonville, dude.

• 1:01:53Speaker 04

  I would say Chicago, I like to go to Alcheval.

• 1:01:55Andrew Santino?

  Alcheval is alright, yeah. Small Cheval is also nice, what?

• 1:01:59Speaker 04

  Small as well.

• 1:01:59Andrew Santino?

  Alcheval is good.

• 1:02:00Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:02:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what's your favorite steak in Chicago? You like steak?

• 1:02:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we go to Alcheval.

• 1:02:05Speaker 04

  Uh, I don't know.

• 1:02:06Andrew Santino?

  Bavette's.

• 1:02:07Speaker 04

  Bavette's?

• 1:02:08Andrew Santino?

  Number one.

• 1:02:09Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:02:09Andrew Santino?

  Chicago cuts fine.

• 1:02:10Speaker 04

  Well, you've been, you've been doing this a lot longer than me.

• 1:02:12Andrew Santino?

  I'm from Chicago. That also doesn't help.

• 1:02:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:15Andrew Santino?

  Uh, I'll tell you where not to go.

• 1:02:18Speaker 04

  I, you know what?

• 1:02:19Andrew Santino?

  Anywhere in Memphis.

• 1:02:21Speaker 04

  Well, you don't like Memphis?

• 1:02:21Andrew Santino?

  What am I doing? Why am I isolating Memphis? I've done, I did that last time.

• 1:02:23Speaker 04

  What happened in Memphis?

• 1:02:24Andrew Santino?

  We tanked.

• 1:02:25Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 1:02:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we just had a bad show. We had a bad show.

• 1:02:27Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 1:02:28Andrew Santino?

  Bad show.

• 1:02:28Speaker 04

  Bad, but stand-up show or podcast show?

• 1:02:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, bad stand-up show.

• 1:02:31Speaker 04

  You're kidding?

• 1:02:31Andrew Santino?

  Or both.

• 1:02:32Speaker 04

  I don't see that ever happening for you, ever.

• 1:02:34Andrew Santino?

  Memphis?

• 1:02:34Speaker 04

  I can't possibly, yeah.

• 1:02:36Andrew Santino?

  We played Graceland, we ate it.

• 1:02:38Speaker 04

  Who's we?

• 1:02:39Andrew Santino?

  Me and Robert E. Lee, me and Bobby Lee. And I gotta tell you, the crowd didn't like it. Elvis was livid, it was on his property.

• 1:02:45Speaker 04

  Elvis, for one.

• 1:02:46Andrew Santino?

  You guys fucking suck.

• 1:02:47Speaker 04

  Couldn't take it.

• 1:02:48Andrew Santino?

  It's like, get out of my face, peanut butter boy. Peanut butter boy, died on the toilet.

• 1:02:53Speaker 04

  I would like to die on a toilet.

• 1:02:54Andrew Santino?

  Toilet's such a weird, well, on your toilet, on that bidet, yeah, hell yeah, while it's still spraying. You're dead, your ass is just getting cleaned over and over. The paramedics lift you off, there's water spraying everywhere. Her ass is soaking wet!

• 1:03:07Speaker 04

  What's a bad show to you? I'm so curious.

• 1:03:10Andrew Santino?

  We just didn't connect with the audience, and I just feel like it was just not, the rhythm was wrong. It also was a bad venue. The venue was not good. It felt like a, what do you call it, like a, yeah, like-

• 1:03:20Speaker 04

  It felt like an auditorium.

• 1:03:21Andrew Santino?

  Conference room, that's what they are. At a fucking hotel, it felt like that.

• 1:03:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:25Andrew Santino?

  And it was like, the audience was really far back. Way far away.

• 1:03:29Speaker 04

  I hate that.

• 1:03:30Andrew Santino?

  It sucked. It's not Memphis's fault. It's not your fault, Memphis.

• 1:03:33Speaker 04

  No, it's not Memphis's fault.

• 1:03:34Andrew Santino?

  You know what is your fault, Memphis? Is senseless killing. Because we fucking, we heard gunshots, we walked outside, it's like, ta ta ta ta ta, it's crazy. Bad news down there.

• 1:03:43Speaker 04

  It's scary.

• 1:03:43Andrew Santino?

  Be careful. Um, on this tour of tours that you're doing right now, how many cities do you have left?

• 1:03:48Speaker 04

  Uh, like fifteen-ish?

• 1:03:50Andrew Santino?

  Take a break, man. What are you gonna do after that? You gonna take a little time for Becky?

• 1:03:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, a little bit.

• 1:03:55Andrew Santino?

  Liar.

• 1:03:55Speaker 04

  Like mid-December to mid-January. Is that a little break? What do you think's a good break?

• 1:03:59Andrew Santino?

  That's fucking Christmas, dude. That's not, that's not, you didn't organize that, God did.

• 1:04:03Speaker 04

  If I ask for more, they're gonna kill me.

• 1:04:05Andrew Santino?

  God did!

• 1:04:06Speaker 04

  They're gonna kill, I had to beg to get just that.

• 1:04:08Andrew Santino?

  God, that's so, what are you doing?

• 1:04:10Speaker 04

  They keep asking for my next tour name, and I'm like, I don't know.

• 1:04:13Andrew Santino?

  Who's your agent? Or what agency?

• 1:04:15Speaker 04

  CAA.

• 1:04:15Andrew Santino?

  CAA? I'm calling those guys.

• 1:04:16Speaker 04

  No, they, they know, yeah, give them a call.

• 1:04:19Andrew Santino?

  Give me your agent's name, I'll call, Matt Blake, who is it? Who is it? Give me the initials.

• 1:04:24Speaker 04

  CA.

• 1:04:27Speaker 04

  You can call Matt.

• 1:04:29Andrew Santino?

  CA. Cristela Alonso, she's your agent? She's a comic?

• 1:04:34Speaker 04

  She is.

• 1:04:34Andrew Santino?

  No, who, wait, who, I can't think of it. CA. Chris?

• 1:04:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, longer, chin.

• 1:04:41Andrew Santino?

  Chris, Christina? Oh, Christian.

• 1:04:44Speaker 04

  Amici.

• 1:04:44Andrew Santino?

  Amici. Christian Amici.

• 1:04:46Speaker 04

  Christian Amici.

• 1:04:47Andrew Santino?

  And Christian's calling you going, "Come on, we gotta get more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more."

• 1:04:53Speaker 04

  More shows, more shows, more shows. Well, I'm always like, I wanna take a break, then I'm like, wait a second, I wanna play Wahoo.

• 1:04:57Andrew Santino?

  That is kinda tight.

• 1:04:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:00Andrew Santino?

  You're moving too much.

• 1:05:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:02Andrew Santino?

  But daddy's still proud of you. You're killing, you're killing it.

• 1:05:05Speaker 04

  Do you, it's hard to, well, you have a family at home. It's hard to go back and forth between like getting comfortable on the road and then getting back comfortable at home.

• 1:05:14Andrew Santino?

  It can be, for sure. I mean, I think if you, I think you just set a schedule to make sure life happens when you get home, so you're not home doing bullshit.

• 1:05:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:23Andrew Santino?

  You know?

• 1:05:23Speaker 04

  Then do you ever go like, I need to stay in bed all day?

• 1:05:26Andrew Santino?

  I don't think I'm a stay in bed all day kinda guy. But I am a stay at the house kinda guy. I'll go from couch to yard to front room.

• 1:05:34Speaker 04

  Totally, yeah.

• 1:05:35Andrew Santino?

  To, to the basement. Um.

• 1:05:38Speaker 04

  He got a basement?

• 1:05:38Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't, but I was gonna make up something crazy.

• 1:05:41Speaker 04

  I've been wanting to build a bunker.

• 1:05:42Andrew Santino?

  Don't do it. The world is gonna end, and be there for it.

• 1:05:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:46Andrew Santino?

  What are you gonna be the last one alive? What a nightmare. I love how people with the doomsday prophecies are like, I want, I want to be ready when it happens. It's like, and then you'll just be you, and then you have to fuck your friend? Like, oh yeah, well, that's kinda cool. It depends how cool your friend is.

• 1:05:59Speaker 04

  Is it one that I've been, you know, holding out for?

• 1:06:01Andrew Santino?

  Maybe. That's good. Who is it? Tell us. But a bunker is, bunkers are chill, though. It's like, it is just like a basement. Yeah, but, but bunkers are for people that think the world is gonna end, and the world will end, but it's like, why avoid it? Everyone's gonna be gone.

• 1:06:17Speaker 04

  Absolutely.

• 1:06:17Andrew Santino?

  Unless you can fit all the people that you love inside of your doomsday bunker, what a waste of time. Just go with the rest of us.

• 1:06:22Speaker 04

  Unless there's a Mickey D's and a T-bell still open with full staff, I don't wanna be a part of it.

• 1:06:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Mickey D's and a Taco Bell combo, is that the one? No, cuz the combo is KFC, Taco Bell. Those are the combos.

• 1:06:32Speaker 04

  It's a, it's a good double dash.

• 1:06:34Andrew Santino?

  McDonald's doesn't do that. McDonald's says, I know, I know combo.

• 1:06:38Speaker 04

  They're standalone.

• 1:06:38Andrew Santino?

  I know combo.

• 1:06:39Speaker 04

  I know combo.

• 1:06:40Andrew Santino?

  But K, but Burger King, did they do it? What are the combo?

• 1:06:43Speaker 04

  Burger King ran into some trying times.

• 1:06:44Andrew Santino?

  They did.

• 1:06:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:45Andrew Santino?

  The Whopper's weak. The Whopper's weak. It, it, it, it just doesn't have the-

• 1:06:50Speaker 04

  I'll be the first to say, Whopper's weak.

• 1:06:52Andrew Santino?

  Whopper's weak. It doesn't have the pizzazz of a fucking Big Mac. It's not even close. It's just not even close.

• 1:06:56Speaker 04

  I wouldn't say it even has the pizzazz of a, a, a-

• 1:06:59Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna say Wendy's?

• 1:07:00Speaker 04

  Regular McDonald's cheeseburger.

• 1:07:01Andrew Santino?

  Nah, the cheeseburger has, that's fallen off. KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut. KFC, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut? Under the same roof. I've never seen a trifecta. Because they're all owned by Yum! Brands.

• 1:07:12Speaker 04

  Yum! Brands!

• 1:07:13Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta be a Japanese brand. It's gotta be a Japanese brand. There's no doubt in my mind.

• 1:07:17Speaker 04

  Yum! Brand!

• 1:07:19Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta be a little guy that jumps-

• 1:07:20Speaker 04

  Yum! Brand!

• 1:07:23Speaker 03

  Taco Bell, Yum-Brand!

• 1:07:25Andrew Santino?

  You know it, I've seen it and I can feel it in my bones. Yum-Brand, where are they from? Where is Yum-Brand?

• 1:07:32Speaker 03

  Yum-Brand!

• 1:07:35Andrew Santino?

  KFC Taco Bell, Pizza Hut.

• 1:07:37Speaker 04

  And they're never quite right when they're cojoined like that.

• 1:07:40Andrew Santino?

  They're not, they just can't put all the, because you can't be-

• 1:07:42Speaker 04

  The burritos have a little bit of something in them and the chicken has a little bit of burrito in it.

• 1:07:45Andrew Santino?

  That's right dude, you can't be the Jack of all trades, master of none. What is it? Who owned Yum-Brand? Um, it's owned by a company known as Yum China.

• 1:07:52Speaker 03

  Yum China!

• 1:07:54Andrew Santino?

  I knew it, I told you some fucking wild ass Asian shit.

• 1:07:56Speaker 03

  Yum-Brand!

• 1:07:57Speaker 04

  Yum-Brand?

• 1:07:58Andrew Santino?

  They use words that they think that we would use, you know, like, you know what I'm, you know what I mean? Like if you ask someone who doesn't speak English, how American sounds, they're like, "Hello dude."

• 1:08:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:06Andrew Santino?

  You're like, alright, that's not, I mean, we do say it, but not all the time.

• 1:08:11Speaker 04

  No, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:12Andrew Santino?

  Right, dude?

• 1:08:13Speaker 04

  Yum, yum food.

• 1:08:15Andrew Santino?

  Yum food! Tommy style! You're like, "Oh, Tommy style, yeah." Tommy style. Rebecca?

• 1:08:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:24Andrew Santino?

  Um, I appreciate you, I love you, I thank you so much for coming on this show. It means the world, uh, to take time out of your day with your banana in the purse. Banana in the purse.

• 1:08:34Speaker 04

  I've been running around all day.

• 1:08:35Andrew Santino?

  Was that a bit? Tell me that's a bit. Give me your, show your, grab your purse, so the kids can see. This is fucking embarrassing. Give me your purse real fast, just give me this fucking thing. Give me this, I like this bag.

• 1:08:47Speaker 04

  It's my satchel for the day.

• 1:08:48Andrew Santino?

  It was a nice bag.

• 1:08:49Speaker 04

  Veronica Beard just sent it, thank you so much, by the way.

• 1:08:51Andrew Santino?

  V Beard, shout out to V Beard.

• 1:08:52Speaker 03

  V Beard.

• 1:08:53Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna play a game called "What's in Your Purse." New nanner.

• 1:08:57Speaker 04

  Unbelievable.

• 1:08:58Andrew Santino?

  Teeners, nicotine-ers.

• 1:09:00Speaker 04

  Teeners, well those I just took from your office.

• 1:09:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can, you can have anything you want from here, you know, I'll give you anything that you want on this earth.

• 1:09:05Speaker 04

  Thank god this is a fresh purse as of today.

• 1:09:06Andrew Santino?

  Makeup pouch, AirPods in the makeup pouch. Little bit of Advil, little bit of Visine, for the girl. Pouch, another pouch, pouch number two. Jesus Christ, dude. Wallet, she's got a wallet like George Costanza. Look at the fucking size of that thing. But she's got paper, she's got endless money in here. She's even got euros. What else? Oh no, these euros?

• 1:09:26Speaker 04

  Canadian.

• 1:09:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Canada.

• 1:09:28Speaker 04

  Oh, Canada.

• 1:09:29Andrew Santino?

  Little gooch wallet, got her global entry card like a fucking dork. If it's not already attached to your number, you fucking nerd. And a SAG card, you get discounts at the movie theater, nerd.

• 1:09:38Speaker 04

  Fuck you.

• 1:09:39Andrew Santino?

  Dude, look at the size of that. Get rid of it, grow up.

• 1:09:41Speaker 04

  Everyone makes fun of my wallet.

• 1:09:42Andrew Santino?

  Pure gum, healthy gum. Healthy gum, another mince, good smelling breath. You've always had-

• 1:09:46Speaker 04

  That one's got cornucopia pills in it.

• 1:09:48Andrew Santino?

  You've always had good breath.

• 1:09:49Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:09:49Andrew Santino?

  Pepsid, she's Jewish.

• 1:09:50Speaker 04

  We got hot burns.

• 1:09:52Andrew Santino?

  Shades, love a good pair of Ray-Bans. This is like the GQ, what I can't live without. Yet another, yet another two-pack of Lucy's running amok in her purse. Dude, the gums-

• 1:10:02Speaker 04

  You never-

• 1:10:03Andrew Santino?

  Wait, your parents are orthodontists, too. Go to the dentist.

• 1:10:05Speaker 04

  No, they're not.

• 1:10:06Andrew Santino?

  I thought you said that. Who did your teeth-

• 1:10:08Speaker 04

  No, they made me see this weird orthodontist.

• 1:10:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the weirdo.

• 1:10:10Speaker 04

  Who did your teeth?

• 1:10:12Andrew Santino?

  Cute dog. Oh my god.

• 1:10:14Speaker 04

  Fanny!

• 1:10:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so it's your bat phone?

• 1:10:16Speaker 04

  It's a backup.

• 1:10:17Andrew Santino?

  So why do you have two?

• 1:10:18Speaker 04

  In case I want to film something.

• 1:10:19Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:10:20Speaker 04

  Well, you know, I use them as photo albums.

• 1:10:22Andrew Santino?

  Do you?

• 1:10:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:23Andrew Santino?

  Double phone, different phone numbers, charging bank, smart, hair clip. In case you need any-

• 1:10:28Speaker 04

  This is a bag I packed, never use it just as of today.

• 1:10:30Andrew Santino?

  That's just today? Jesus Christ.

• 1:10:33Speaker 04

  If it was another bag, there'd be a layer of zins on the bottom.

• 1:10:36Andrew Santino?

  So this is just a backup phone?

• 1:10:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:38Andrew Santino?

  And no nu- is no number attached, or it's working? It's on?

• 1:10:41Speaker 04

  You're not filming Get Ready With Me's before you do a show?

• 1:10:43Andrew Santino?

  Get Ready With Me-

• 1:10:44Speaker 04

  And you need to perform at the Orpheum.

• 1:10:46Andrew Santino?

  We saw the funniest- Get Ready With Me to go to Auschwitz. Do you remember that? That girl, she got in trouble? She did a Get Ready With Me before she went to the, to the concentration camps.

• 1:10:54Speaker 04

  Oh, in all seriousness.

• 1:10:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she's n- she was like an influencer.

• 1:10:56Speaker 04

  I love those parodies.

• 1:10:57Andrew Santino?

  Get Ready With Me to go to Auschwitz. It was like, oh dude. What a sweetheart.

• 1:11:01Speaker 04

  Did she put makeup on?

• 1:11:02Andrew Santino?

  I don't even know how, yeah, she did. She did such good Holocaust makeup. Um, I don't even know how to fit this back in. This is what's the sad.

• 1:11:09Speaker 04

  Well, you wouldn't, you know? It's a woman's packing. That's it. And you're gonna squish my fresh banana. Dantini.

• 1:11:16Andrew Santino?

  Here's the best part, look at that. Banana handle. All right. Uh, go see Becky on tour right now. Her website is, of course, beckyrobinson.com.

• 1:11:25Speaker 04

  No, it ain't.

• 1:11:26Andrew Santino?

  No, what is it?

• 1:11:26Speaker 04

  You do no prep for me.

• 1:11:28Andrew Santino?

  No. What is it? What's your fucking website?

• 1:11:30Speaker 04

  It's beckyrobinsonthegreat.com or entitledhousewife.com.

• 1:11:33Andrew Santino?

  Entitledhousewife.com is phenomenal. I've preached that enough of how good I think that is. Go to beckyrobinsonthegreat.com, entitledhousewife.com. Links are gonna be in the description down below. Go see the girl. Very funny, so talented. And please see her special. Um, it's gonna be available October 24th. October 24th, uh, on your website.

• 1:11:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:11:52Andrew Santino?

  Also, what's the link to? YouTube? Is that where the player is?

• 1:11:55Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:11:55Andrew Santino?

  No, it's like a private, third-party player?

• 1:11:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:58Andrew Santino?

  So go to her website, beckyrobinsonthegreat.com. Go to entitledhousewife.com and go watch that fucking special. Spread the word, spread the love, and keep seeing her live, cuz, uh, live is how she stays alive. Um, we end the show the same way. Look into that camera, say one word or one phrase to end the episode. One word or one phrase.

• 1:12:14Speaker 04

  Bulbous.

• 1:12:15Speaker 02

  In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

• 1:12:20Speaker 04

  You're that creature in the ginger beard!

• 1:12:23Speaker 03

  It's sturdy and ginger. Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse. Gingers are beautiful. You want me $5 for the whiskey? $75 for the horse? Gingers? Aw, hell no! This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers.