This Is All A Dream

SUBSCRIBE TO THE BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OZxwpr MERCH: https://shoptmgstudios.com This week, Brooke and Connor talk about living in simulation, licking psychedelic frogs, and getting tight and toned. Plus, they share their favorite bncmap moments! Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/ Head to https://www.squarespace.com/BANDC to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BANDC. Go to https://Quince.com/bandc for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns. Head to https://cozyearth.com and use our code BANDC for 40% off your order. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 There She Goes 0:43 Intro 1:01 Getting Lobotomized By Big Disney 5:40 ScarJo’s Networth 7:53 Jonathan Bailey’s Doppelgänger 9:34 Connor’s new Doppelgänger 13:30 This Is All A Dream 18:33 Squarespace 19:50 Quince 21:27 Getting Tight and Toned 24:55 Work Trips To Philly 27:22 Robert Di Nero Gets Rubbed Down 29:57 Connor’s Apology 32:20 Brooke’s Trip to Arizona 40:10 Tripping Frog Sack 44:29 Cozy Earth 46:43 Trying On New Clothes 54:58 Things You Learned Too Late 57:15 Sweet BNC Moments 1:01:10 Matt Rife’s Haunted Doll 1:04:51 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:58Brooke Averick?

  Here I am.

• 1:00Connor Wood?

  There she is.

• 1:02Brooke Averick?

  There she goes.

• 1:07Connor Wood?

  Why does that song remind me of London?

• 1:09Brooke Averick?

  There she goes again. It has to be an early 2000s rom-com where the girl is like sprinting in front of Big Ben, doesn't it?

• 1:17Connor Wood?

  She's just like head out of the window of a cab.

• 1:19Brooke Averick?

  Yes. Is it What a Girl Wants or something?

• 1:23Connor Wood?

  Head out of the window.

• 1:24Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that was called, her dad was British.

• 1:28Connor Wood?

  Like, there she goes, there she goes again. Was it Pay Wasn't Pay?

• 1:30Brooke Averick?

  That was definitely in a London-based film.

• 1:34Connor Wood?

  What a girl.

• 1:36Brooke Averick?

  What a girl wants.

• 1:57Brooke Averick?

  This is actually extremely pressing and relevant. I have spent the last week curating a perfect playlist of I am the main character in an early 2000s rom-com.

• 2:08Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 2:09Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Thanks.

• 2:11Connor Wood?

  Oh, did you include this song?

• 2:12Brooke Averick?

  Yes. I included both of the songs that we just started singing.

• 2:17Connor Wood?

  What was the other one?

• 2:18Brooke Averick?

  What a girl wants, that one. And there she goes. There she goes again. That one.

• 2:28Connor Wood?

  I think about Amanda Bynes probably the same way. I would say I think about Amanda Bynes more than I think about like some of my uncles.

• 2:38Brooke Averick?

  I saw something really upsetting last night.

• 2:41Connor Wood?

  Oh, no.

• 2:43Brooke Averick?

  About?

• 2:43Connor Wood?

  Do we? Oh, no.

• 2:47Brooke Averick?

  I saw this. I actually saw a lot of upsetting things. Do you want to introduce ourselves first?

• 2:52Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Hey, I'm Connor. Brooke's about to intro- and Brooke's over there. She- welcome to Brooke and Hunter Make a Podcast. Are you ready to get depressed?

• 2:59Brooke Averick?

  This is depressing.

• 3:01Connor Wood?

  Sit down and get a snack and just accept that life is fleeting and things can happen in the blink of an eye.

• 3:07Brooke Averick?

  Well, basically, in a rare moment, I was scrolling through TikTok. And I saw this, like, I'm bored with the dark and scary conspiracy theory.

• 3:17Connor Wood?

  You're crazy.

• 3:18Brooke Averick?

  Like, comment in the threads. And one of them was that both Britney Spears and Amanda Bynes were, like, completely, like, lobotomized. By, like, Big Di- Big, not Big Disney.

• 3:31Connor Wood?

  Big Disney?

• 3:31Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Whoever, they weren't Disney, but like, yeah, Big Disney. In a way, Big Disney and Big Nickelodeon.

• 3:41Connor Wood?

  You think Big Nick lobotomized our girls?

• 3:43Brooke Averick?

  I think that's a really scary, like, conspiracy theory that if it came out to be true, I would be like, yeah.

• 3:50Connor Wood?

  Lobotomy.

• 3:52Brooke Averick?

  Something, or brainwashing.

• 3:54Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I think there was some psychological warfare happening. That's, that's not a secret.

• 3:59Brooke Averick?

  No, but like, something even more sinister, like, with, I'm like, picturing like a machine. It's not funny.

• 4:05Connor Wood?

  No, it's, God, no, it's not funny at all. I just don't think that they have a machine, like.

• 4:10Brooke Averick?

  That's what I was picturing.

• 4:12Connor Wood?

  Like Doofenshmirtz?

• 4:14Brooke Averick?

  Yes.

• 4:16Connor Wood?

  They're not zapping the girls.

• 4:18Brooke Averick?

  I don't know.

• 4:19Connor Wood?

  I just like, no. See, like, I, I'm choosing not to subscribe to this only because Amanda Bynes was on track to be probably the most famous actress in the world. I think. Like, her trajectory was off the charts. Like, a level of like-

• 4:37Brooke Averick?

  I wouldn't say most famous in the world, but I would say maybe like Jennifer Aniston level.

• 4:41Connor Wood?

  Yeah. And I think she's the most famous- Actress in the world, probably.

• 4:46Brooke Averick?

  Do you? I feel like Meryl Streep, maybe. Anyway.

• 4:50Connor Wood?

  Well, I think when Amanda Bynes gets to Meryl Streep's age. I mean, wait, I'm sorry. What Jennifer, what's her name?

• 4:57Brooke Averick?

  Amanda Bynes.

• 4:59Connor Wood?

  Martin Jufers?

• 5:02Brooke Averick?

  I miss Martin Juf.

• 5:06Connor Wood?

  I miss Martin Juf so bad. I think that when Jennifer Aniston gets to Meryl Streep's age, she will be at a level of Meryl Streep-esque.

• 5:15Brooke Averick?

  Jennifer Aniston's not really acting.

• 5:18Connor Wood?

  She signed. She signed the Glenn Powell contract that he's under right now, where you do sixteen movies, one of them is, is good. The rest. Now, when I say things are 3D printed, they are generally probably made by AI. There's one that comes to mind as, as I speak, which I'm gonna let you just like. I'm gonna let you stew over it.

• 5:43Brooke Averick?

  There's an AI-generated movie?

• 5:44Connor Wood?

  I do think that there is a movie that came out recently that feels very, very

• 5:49Connor Wood?

  3D printed.

• 5:50Brooke Averick?

  Do I know it?

• 5:51Connor Wood?

  Yeah, like it's impossible not to know. I don't think, I don't think it would have come across your desk, no, but I think it, I do think that it's technically the number one movie in America right now by streams.

• 6:03Connor Wood?

  It's Happy Gilmore 2.

• 6:05Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I haven't even seen Happy Gilmore 1.

• 6:07Connor Wood?

  Oh, you need to watch Happy Gilmore 1, that's an important one.

• 6:10Brooke Averick?

  But also Jennifer Aniston's never been in like an Oscar-nominated film, like that's not her path, hasn't been her path, whereas for Meryl, that's been her path from a very young age. Jenna's in more commercial stuff.

• 6:26Brooke Averick?

  I guess is what I'm trying to say, whereas Meryl is in more like Oscar.

• 6:30Connor Wood?

  Broadway, yeah.

• 6:32Brooke Averick?

  Cinema.

• 6:33Connor Wood?

  Yeah, they're different.

• 6:34Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, they're different.

• 6:35Connor Wood?

  I'm saying fame level. Did you know Scarlett Johansson's the, the top grossing actor period in the world right now?

• 6:40Brooke Averick?

  No, I didn't know that.

• 6:41Connor Wood?

  I think.

• 6:44Connor Wood?

  It's either currently or ever. I think she's the highest paid actor ever.

• 6:49Brooke Averick?

  I still haven't seen Jurassic Park, have you?

• 6:51Connor Wood?

  What? No.

• 6:52Brooke Averick?

  I still haven't seen Jurassic Park, have you?

• 6:54Connor Wood?

  That's not of, that's not of my ilk, I don't think. Scarlett Johansson, fifteen billion doll- is that a billion? She's not getting paid billion, fifteen billion dollars to be in a superhero movie, I guess.

• 7:08Brooke Averick?

  Wait.

• 7:10Connor Wood?

  Can you read that number? I really can't tell.

• 7:11Brooke Averick?

  That is fifteen million, one hundred and- no, that's, is that a decimal at the end?

• 7:17Speaker 04

  Uh, no, it's a semicolon, Samuel Jackson.

• 7:20Brooke Averick?

  No, like, so what I am seeing is fifteen billion?

• 7:25Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 7:25Brooke Averick?

  One hundred, no, wait, stop talking. No, that's fifteen billion, one hundred and eighty-seven million, eight hundred and eleven hundred thousand.

• 7:37Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 7:39Connor Wood?

  All right, so randomly Wikipedia is wrong. I didn't see that coming. And of course, first time, first time in the past eight months I've opened Google and typed something in and Google AI didn't try to, actually, me.

• 7:55Brooke Averick?

  That's billion, that has nine, that, this has so many, fifteen billion, one hundred and eighty-seven million. This is where I get tripped up.

• 8:07Brooke Averick?

  Eight hun- eight hundred and eleven, what is that?

• 8:14Brooke Averick?

  Eight hundred and eleven hundred thousand.

• 8:19Connor Wood?

  Bro, we gotta move, we have to, we have to move away from Scarlett Jo.

• 8:23Brooke Averick?

  Am I wrong?

• 8:24Connor Wood?

  From Scar Jo.

• 8:26Speaker 04

  I think that was right. You say fifteen billion, one hundred eighty-seven million, eight hundred and seven.

• 8:31Connor Wood?

  Scarlett Johansson is not a, is not a fifteen billionaire.

• 8:33Brooke Averick?

  Is it eight hundred and eleven hundred thousand?

• 8:36Connor Wood?

  You guys.

• 8:36Speaker 04

  Eight hundred.

• 8:37Brooke Averick?

  Eight hundred and eleven.

• 8:39Speaker 04

  Eight hundred and eleven.

• 8:41Brooke Averick?

  Thousand or a hundred thousand?

• 8:42Speaker 04

  Thousand. Thousand one hundred ninety-one dollars.

• 8:46Brooke Averick?

  That's. So.

• 8:51Brooke Averick?

  I saw

• 8:54Brooke Averick?

  a man who works at a Renaissance fair in a floppy hat that looks just like Jonathan Bailey.

• 9:01Connor Wood?

  Oh, that's exciting for you. Could you take? Could you take that? Could you take someone being similar enough looking and just being like this? This is

• 9:13Connor Wood?

  Jonathan, essentially.

• 9:15Brooke Averick?

  It is so frighteningly accurate.

• 9:17Connor Wood?

  Could you convince yourself that like?

• 9:18Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. I would say the personality of the young man at the Renaissance fair would definitely be different than the charismatic man that we know to be Jonathan Bailey.

• 9:29Connor Wood?

  Sure.

• 9:29Brooke Averick?

  But I could definitely make it work.

• 9:33Brooke Averick?

  That everyone's saying he's he's not like the Kmart Jonathan Bailey. He's not like Walmart. He's like there's something even more than that that people are saying, like Kroger or something.

• 9:44Connor Wood?

  You know Kroger?

• 9:47Connor Wood?

  How do you know what Kroger is?

• 9:50Connor Wood?

  How do you know what Kroger is?

• 9:52Brooke Averick?

  From the comments of this video.

• 9:54Connor Wood?

  Oh, this is someone that you've seen online?

• 9:57Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 9:58Connor Wood?

  I thought you went to the Renaissance fair.

• 10:00Brooke Averick?

  No, I've been looking at the Renaissance fair through my phone.

• 10:04Connor Wood?

  Through the lens of your screen?

• 10:05Brooke Averick?

  Through the lens of my phone where I came across a very striking Jonathan Bailey lookalike who works at the Renaissance fair in the jousting department.

• 10:15Connor Wood?

  Well, I'm sure that'll be your new FYP alongside

• 10:18Brooke Averick?

  Connor Bottoms.

• 10:20Connor Wood?

  Connor Bottoms and um, Christ Crusader 2026. Um, I just sent you, speaking of doppelgangers, I just sent you my newest doppelganger that just came across my desk. Um, let me see, should I just show it on, on this screen?

• 10:35Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, you show him and I'll show Jonathan Bailey.

• 10:38Connor Wood?

  Okay, so here's someone that said this-

• 10:40Brooke Averick?

  Let's see who looks more like who, your doppelganger looks like you or this guy looks like Jonathan Bailey?

• 10:45Connor Wood?

  Okay, someone said this looks, quote, "This looks just like you."

• 10:51Brooke Averick?

  It's not even in focus.

• 10:54Brooke Averick?

  Okay, check out, this is Jonathan Bailey. Can you see that Connor?

• 11:00Brooke Averick?

  Is that scary?

• 11:00Connor Wood?

  Hey man, that does look like him. You should see if you can jump his bones.

• 11:05Brooke Averick?

  Uh, I'm trying to see what, like, look at this. But it's, it's definitely like Kroger. Is that making sense?

• 11:15Connor Wood?

  Krogers are great.

• 11:16Brooke Averick?

  I know, that's what I'm saying, like, it's not even, like, people aren't even trying to insult him.

• 11:22Connor Wood?

  That was like when I was walking on Sunset, I think I was leaving your house and someone tweeted, I just saw the Walmart version of at Fibula on Sunset and I looked up and I go, I'm on Sunset. It was me when I was in a bad, when I was in a bit of a doldrum.

• 11:37Brooke Averick?

  Was that when you were sleeping on my leather couch?

• 11:40Connor Wood?

  Yeah. That freaking leather, plastic, 3D printed couch.

• 11:47Brooke Averick?

  I miss her.

• 11:48Connor Wood?

  My, my home away from.

• 11:49Brooke Averick?

  Please be sweet to her.

• 11:50Connor Wood?

  My home away from home.

• 11:51Brooke Averick?

  Please be sweet to her.

• 11:52Connor Wood?

  I wasn't even sweating, but my body would stick to it like a suction cup.

• 11:55Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that was an amazing piece of furniture.

• 11:57Connor Wood?

  It was. Um, I do want to say, what I was gonna say is, you and I have never had a conversation about my nose. We just, it, it has never come up, my nose.

• 12:08Brooke Averick?

  Why would it? It's such.

• 12:09Connor Wood?

  Is it big?

• 12:10Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 12:11Connor Wood?

  You don't think my nose is big?

• 12:12Brooke Averick?

  Not at all. I think you have just like such a standard nose.

• 12:18Connor Wood?

  Because like, I was wondering the other day, because I was like, every person I get, it does look exactly like me.

• 12:25Brooke Averick?

  I think it's like, I think it's the smoothness factor that makes.

• 12:31Connor Wood?

  It looks exactly like me.

• 12:33Brooke Averick?

  I think it's the face, I think you have a very distinct face shape.

• 12:36Connor Wood?

  Round?

• 12:38Brooke Averick?

  Like a very, like, perfect combo of round and square.

• 12:44Connor Wood?

  Square? Where did square come from?

• 12:49Brooke Averick?

  It's like a round square.

• 12:51Connor Wood?

  Oh, man.

• 12:53Brooke Averick?

  Or a squared circle.

• 12:55Connor Wood?

  Man, I gotta kill myself today.

• 12:57Brooke Averick?

  No, no, no, no, no, don't do that.

• 13:00Connor Wood?

  Um, I went to the gym today.

• 13:02Brooke Averick?

  But yeah, I think with this guy, it's the nose.

• 13:06Brooke Averick?

  This guy's funny.

• 13:12Connor Wood?

  Papa needs your skin taco on his Frank.

• 13:16Brooke Averick?

  That's what it says?

• 13:17Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I just, I was like, what is the caption on? So Papa does, Papa's actually gonna, Papa needs a little bit of your skin taco in his Frank right now.

• 13:25Brooke Averick?

  Do you know what that means?

• 13:27Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 13:29Brooke Averick?

  Pretty naughty.

• 13:30Connor Wood?

  That is so naughty. I, I just met Papa and I gave him my skin taco.

• 13:37Brooke Averick?

  I knew you were gonna.

• 13:39Connor Wood?

  I just gave Papa my skin taco on his Frank at 3pm on a Saturday. Inside of Dave and Buster's at the Ski Ball Machine.

• 13:49Brooke Averick?

  I knew you were gonna do that. You know, we've connected.

• 13:52Connor Wood?

  You followed each other.

• 13:53Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, and DM'd, me and Connor Bottoms.

• 13:56Connor Wood?

  What did you guys talk about?

• 13:57Brooke Averick?

  Like, hey, I'm a big fan. That was me. Well, he DM'd me and was like, thanks for talking about me. And I was like, of course, I love you. And now we follow each other and it's like my brother.

• 14:09Connor Wood?

  It's your chosen family.

• 14:10Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that's my chosen.

• 14:12Connor Wood?

  Um, hang on, let me gather myself, because we started off, you and I started off just like really hot with Amanda Bynes and I got kind of fired up and then I got sad.

• 14:22Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I wasn't even done with that.

• 14:25Connor Wood?

  The lobotomy machine?

• 14:26Brooke Averick?

  Uh, the conspiracy theories.

• 14:28Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 14:29Brooke Averick?

  Because there was another one that said, and I screenshotted it as well. Something weird happened in 2020 during COVID lockdown. Nothing is real anymore. Time has sped up and slowed down. Which I have said, something happened in COVID where I was launched into a different universe.

• 14:49Connor Wood?

  Yeah. I just think that we're all going through like a mass psychosis. Um, and it's fueled by

• 15:00Connor Wood?

  Celsius and, and a dream.

• 15:03Brooke Averick?

  But then I really got in my head and I was like, this is all, you know, this is all a dream. Nothing is real. Have you ever felt like you're not real?

• 15:12Connor Wood?

  Brooke, there's no possible way for me to convince you right now that I was gonna ask you that question today. There's no possible way for me to, you, there's no reason except that we are very close friends for me to ask you to trust me when I say I was gonna ask you, do you ever feel like you're not real?

• 15:30Brooke Averick?

  Is that not the worst feeling?

• 15:33Connor Wood?

  It is, it is the worst feeling, but at the same time, it's literally, it's like an equal parts, like the scariest feeling and then also like, okay, cool, then fuck it.

• 15:41Brooke Averick?

  No, I'm, it's like very horrible to me.

• 15:45Connor Wood?

  Oh, to me, to me, I go in between, um, and every time I say this, people go, well, you're a narcissist. I go, yeah, that's not the conversation we're having. Of course I'm a narcissist. But I, I go in between like, oh, I'm not real. And then, oh, I'm the only one who is real and everyone else is fake.

• 16:02Brooke Averick?

  So either way, you're in a simulation.

• 16:05Connor Wood?

  Yeah, my brain is in a vat being simulated by electricity.

• 16:09Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 16:10Connor Wood?

  And I've, I've created this world and it's just all a concept. But in that case, then like, why do I need to sleep for eight hours a day? What's the point of that if I'm just, if this is all just a dream?

• 16:21Brooke Averick?

  It could be like a Don't Worry Darling thing where like you're getting plugged in.

• 16:25Connor Wood?

  Plug me in and charge me up.

• 16:28Brooke Averick?

  So I was, I was like down last night thinking like, I'm not real. Then there's this comment, it says, just a reminder to anyone who struggles with this association and your sense of reality has existence. You are real, you're okay, you are safe. Turn the volume down, quit reading the comments. This video is made for engagement. Slow breaths, four seconds, inhale, six seconds, exhale. You are real, you're okay. And so then I was like, okay, I feel real.

• 16:55Connor Wood?

  Yeah, that's exactly what they would want you to think.

• 16:57Brooke Averick?

  Right under that, our social security number is our player ID. Sent me into a complete spiral again.

• 17:08Connor Wood?

  Mass psychosis, I'm telling you, that's like simply what it is.

• 17:13Connor Wood?

  You read some of these conspiracy theories and specifically, there's a group of people that like really want to.

• 17:25Connor Wood?

  No, I'm not even gonna go into that because it's like, I don't even, I don't even think like, there's like a group of people on Twitter that like randomly every week they pick like a new famous man or woman and start convincing people are like, oh, they are the opposite gender of what they are and they're like, oh, you can't tell that like, um, let me think, who's a famous man?

• 17:45Brooke Averick?

  Jason Bateman?

• 17:46Connor Wood?

  They'll be like, you don't see Jason, like when Jason Bateman has a bathing suit on, like you can't tell that he clearly has a camel toe, like he has a vagina.

• 17:53Brooke Averick?

  Uh huh.

• 17:53Connor Wood?

  Wake up. And it's like, if Jason Bateman had a vagina, my life would not change at all. Who cares? You know?

• 17:59Brooke Averick?

  Right.

• 17:59Connor Wood?

  It's like, wake up, America. Like they're, he's a fabulous actor. He can have a vagina if he wants to.

• 18:06Brooke Averick?

  That was actually like a really beautiful like statement that you just made. Like Jason Bateman having a vagina affects you in no way.

• 18:12Connor Wood?

  No way.

• 18:13Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 18:14Connor Wood?

  But it's just like, there's, there's, there's people that like are going, genuinely going through psychosis. And if you spend too much time online, it's like, and you look up from your phone after being on Twitter and stuff like that and you're like, wait, what was I doing for the past hour and a half? What world? It's not this world. Cause I walked outside and I saw, I saw a child blowing balloons or blowing bubbles. And I'm just like, oh, this is like, this is what I should have been looking at for an hour and a half. Now, maybe not, maybe not looking at that kid for an hour and a half.

• 18:47Connor Wood?

  That I could have, you know, that could get you into some trouble, some places that you don't want to be in.

• 18:52Connor Wood?

  You walk outside and it's like, oh, like you said, four deep breaths.

• 18:56Brooke Averick?

  And then six out.

• 18:57Connor Wood?

  And then six, well, how'd you do four in and then six out? That's like, it doesn't match up.

• 19:03Brooke Averick?

  Is that what she said?

• 19:04Connor Wood?

  That's like when you get a hotel room and it's like, hey, you're staying four days and four, five nights.

• 19:09Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, slow breath, four seconds, oh, four seconds.

• 19:12Connor Wood?

  Seconds.

• 19:13Brooke Averick?

  Inhale.

• 19:14Connor Wood?

  Cause I was thinking you go.

• 19:18Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I was thinking that too.

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• 20:16Connor Wood?

  Um, I joined the gym. I went to the gym today.

• 20:21Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 20:21Connor Wood?

  And my trainer... Yeah, I have a trainer. He's pretty cool. I am older than him, which is awesome.

• 20:29Brooke Averick?

  We're getting to the point where we're going to be older than a lot of people that we employ, that we employ.

• 20:35Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it's okay. I just like... He's like, "Good job, buddy." I'm like, "Okay, champ."

• 20:40Brooke Averick?

  Okay, champ.

• 20:41Connor Wood?

  I was born before you. But he was so cool. He was so nice. But right at the beginning, he's like, "We're going to start with breaths."

• 20:50Connor Wood?

  And he's like, "Okay, deep breath in." But like, it takes me a little bit to get a deep breath in. Like, it takes a couple of seconds. And I didn't have anywhere to look. So I was just like, looking at him and I was going...

• 21:01Connor Wood?

  And he was like, "Hold it." And then I'm just holding my breath, looking at this young man. And there was no one else in there. And I'm just...

• 21:09Connor Wood?

  And it was weirder for me to look away.

• 21:11Brooke Averick?

  We should be allowed to close our eyes.

• 21:13Connor Wood?

  Yeah, he's so quick though. I didn't know if I closed my eyes, I don't know where he would have gone. But yeah, yeah, I got a little workout in today.

• 21:20Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 21:21Connor Wood?

  If you guys see me looking pumped, like, don't, don't be scared. I'm still the same person, you know, I'm just like, really, really tight and toned.

• 21:29Brooke Averick?

  What's your schedule like? How often will you be going?

• 21:32Connor Wood?

  It's pretty cool, the setup. It's like a little, it's like semi-private gym. Here's the thing, okay? So it's like a semi-private gym, okay? Because I need to get a base tan before I go out in the sun, you know, go out to the beach. You know, I want to be, I want to have like a good base of mass before I go to the gym and take, take this solo trip, you know? Think it's journey alone.

• 21:59Brooke Averick?

  You're getting your base tan at the gym?

• 22:02Connor Wood?

  That was like a figure of speech. I need to go get, build like a base of like workouts.

• 22:07Brooke Averick?

  The base tan of your body?

• 22:08Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 22:10Connor Wood?

  And so

• 22:13Connor Wood?

  you go and there's like, there's like a handful of, you end up with like whoever's available that day type thing. But you like meet them all, they're all really cool. I kind of looked around at the other clientele coming in as I was leaving and they are skin and bones. And I did want to ask.

• 22:27Brooke Averick?

  In a good way or a scary way?

• 22:28Connor Wood?

  Like in a

• 22:31Connor Wood?

  it, it being a gym, I just wanted to ask them how long they'd been coming, you know? Cause they were, they were like, they were like.

• 22:38Brooke Averick?

  So not a great way to, as like, to sell you on the gym?

• 22:42Connor Wood?

  They were a bit frail, I fear, yeah. But I'm having a good time and I'm sore and I'm just, you know, kind of in a routine, which is nice. Eye-heart routine. A guy like me in a routine, unstoppable. Unfortunately, I need an Adderall prescription, fast. Help me.

• 23:00Brooke Averick?

  Get one.

• 23:02Connor Wood?

  I'm too scared.

• 23:04Brooke Averick?

  So then quit your complaining.

• 23:05Connor Wood?

  I can't. Complaining is all I have. I went out to happy hour yesterday. I wasn't gonna go because I leave tomorrow morning at 6:45 a.m. But I genuinely needed to complain out loud to people, so I went to go meet Hank and Meredith, just because I wanted to complain in person and I couldn't.

• 23:25Brooke Averick?

  What'd you complain about?

• 23:27Connor Wood?

  Wow, see, like now I can't even remember.

• 23:31Connor Wood?

  Oh, I do remember, but I can't talk about it on here because a certain a certain demographic demographic of of people and fans of something online would come from my throat and I can't do that. But I go to Philly tomorrow.

• 23:45Brooke Averick?

  Yay.

• 23:46Connor Wood?

  I wish you were there.

• 23:46Brooke Averick?

  Just for one night?

• 23:48Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 23:49Brooke Averick?

  Where are you performing?

• 23:52Connor Wood?

  I'm not even performing. I'm I'm it's for like a work thing.

• 23:55Brooke Averick?

  What work thing?

• 23:57Connor Wood?

  I'm um, I'm doing a work thing.

• 24:00Brooke Averick?

  What work thing?

• 24:00Connor Wood?

  I I don't know if I can say because I don't.

• 24:02Brooke Averick?

  Just say it.

• 24:03Connor Wood?

  I'm I'm doing a thing with Hilton tomorrow in Philly.

• 24:07Brooke Averick?

  Philadelphia Hilton.

• 24:10Connor Wood?

  Yeah, they're saying it's they're saying it's it's very similar to the Napoli coast.

• 24:15Brooke Averick?

  I wonder which one?

• 24:16Connor Wood?

  They're saying it's the Napoli of the East Coast.

• 24:20Brooke Averick?

  What will you be doing when you're there?

• 24:22Connor Wood?

  Shaking ass, taking names. What do you mean? Nothing new for me.

• 24:25Brooke Averick?

  Really?

• 24:26Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 24:28Brooke Averick?

  But I'm serious.

• 24:29Connor Wood?

  Kissing babies.

• 24:32Brooke Averick?

  I'm being serious.

• 24:33Connor Wood?

  Um, I'm just, we're just doing a little project together and then I'm heading out to Denver and I'm gonna be in Denver all weekend.

• 24:40Brooke Averick?

  So you're not really gonna be like living it up in the city?

• 24:43Connor Wood?

  No, which sucks because I wanted to go to that sensory restaurant that we went to last time we were there with.

• 24:49Brooke Averick?

  Double knot.

• 24:51Connor Wood?

  Double knot.

• 24:52Brooke Averick?

  It's so good.

• 24:53Connor Wood?

  It is so damn delicious. If you're in Philadelphia, you need to go to Double Knot. It's it's so good. It almost makes you absolutely sick.

• 25:00Brooke Averick?

  I honestly think it's to the point like it's so popular there that now that it's like saying like if you're in LA, you have to go to Elefante.

• 25:07Connor Wood?

  I don't care. I will say I will tell people to go to Elefante.

• 25:10Brooke Averick?

  No, I know. I know. I'm just saying I think it's like very popular, even though like it was not when I lived there.

• 25:17Connor Wood?

  Did we, did we make that?

• 25:19Brooke Averick?

  No, that was not our doing.

• 25:20Connor Wood?

  Shit pop off?

• 25:21Brooke Averick?

  That was not our doing.

• 25:22Connor Wood?

  That was not us.

• 25:22Brooke Averick?

  That was not our doing.

• 25:24Connor Wood?

  Um, okay. Yeah, then I go to Denver. Um.

• 25:30Brooke Averick?

  Still have that.

• 25:32Connor Wood?

  This was actually just related to the Celsius. It it went down the wrong pipe, but I um, that Cynthia Eravio video when she's like, it actually does help me when I tap like this. Oh yeah, um, I've been watching like a lot of-

• 25:48Brooke Averick?

  What's her name?

• 25:51Connor Wood?

  Reverend Cynthia, what's her name?

• 25:52Brooke Averick?

  What's her, you ta- what's her name?

• 25:54Connor Wood?

  Ervino? Cynthia Ervin- Errevrio? I can't remember how to say the last name. How do you say it?

• 25:59Brooke Averick?

  Erivo?

• 26:00Connor Wood?

  Erivo, so it's like way easier than I was making it. I don't know why I thought there was like an in-ye on it somewhere. There's not even an in.

• 26:09Connor Wood?

  I've been watching like a lot of Meet the Fuckers type thing and I watched The Intern-

• 26:13Brooke Averick?

  Incredible franchise.

• 26:14Connor Wood?

  I watched The Intern last night with Anne Hathaway and Robert De Niro and there's a particular scene that sh- that did shake me up a bit.

• 26:27Connor Wood?

  Robert De Niro

• 26:30Connor Wood?

  gets a boner at the office?

• 26:32Brooke Averick?

  Robert De Niro can play some very sexual roles. See, Dirty Grandpa.

• 26:39Connor Wood?

  Well, thi- this was like, he's an innocent, like, older gentleman, he's in the office, and then Adam Demamp- wait, is that his, Adam Devine gives him a newspaper to cover his boner? I was like, this is-

• 26:52Brooke Averick?

  Why did he have a boner?

• 26:53Connor Wood?

  Because the mas- the, the in-office masseuse came over and rubbed him down.

• 26:57Brooke Averick?

  Oh, he got a rub down?

• 26:59Connor Wood?

  He got a rub down-

• 27:00Brooke Averick?

  You should've said he got a rub down.

• 27:01Connor Wood?

  He got a rubbed down, but it was not a rub and tug.

• 27:04Brooke Averick?

  Right.

• 27:04Connor Wood?

  It was simply, it was, it- The thing was, it was meant to be sexual and it is straight up from, from all accounts, even including Adam's character that hands him a newspaper for his boner? Every part of that was sexual harassment, like it's, like everyone's fingers should be point- it actually all cancels out. But the masseuse should not be rubbing down Robert De Niro at his desk.

• 27:26Brooke Averick?

  That's a real thing, you know?

• 27:30Brooke Averick?

  In-house masseuses for offices?

• 27:33Connor Wood?

  That's crazy. Who, what kind of job would have an in-house masseuse?

• 27:36Brooke Averick?

  I don't know, I kinda made it up, but I imagine that there is.

• 27:40Connor Wood?

  It's very tech startup.

• 27:41Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 27:41Connor Wood?

  When I worked at, when I worked at Bumble every other week, um, they would have a mani-pedi team and a hair, like a hairstylist come in and you could either get a haircut or a mani-pedi-

• 27:50Brooke Averick?

  See, that's just as insane as a masseuse.

• 27:54Connor Wood?

  No, cuz I'm not gonna get a handjob from like a barber.

• 27:56Brooke Averick?

  No one was getting a handjob.

• 27:58Connor Wood?

  I'm not getting a boner while someone cuts my hair, you know, can I get banged?

• 28:02Brooke Averick?

  Are you gonna get a boner while you're getting a massage at your desk? I think that was atypical. You are?

• 28:09Connor Wood?

  Robert did.

• 28:10Brooke Averick?

  I know, but I'm saying that was atypical.

• 28:13Connor Wood?

  No.

• 28:13Brooke Averick?

  Due to his circumstances.

• 28:16Connor Wood?

  Well, and he was such an older gentleman too, like from all accounts, she was rubbing him. Ow.

• 28:23Brooke Averick?

  Was it in a sexual way in the film?

• 28:25Connor Wood?

  It did come across sexual, like the angles of the camera did not help, but she was going into like his waistband.

• 28:30Brooke Averick?

  Oh, you didn't say she went into his waistband.

• 28:33Connor Wood?

  Well, like essentially.

• 28:34Brooke Averick?

  You did not say she went into his waistband.

• 28:35Connor Wood?

  She didn't go in, she went across his belt. Ooh, I have something else to apologize for.

• 28:41Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 28:43Connor Wood?

  So. When I said, weeks prior to now, that I did not understand how people gain weight on their waist.

• 28:51Brooke Averick?

  You didn't say waist.

• 28:54Connor Wood?

  Hips.

• 28:56Connor Wood?

  I, here's the issue. I didn't know what, where my hips were on my body.

• 29:02Brooke Averick?

  I do think that was the crux of the problem.

• 29:04Connor Wood?

  Yeah, oh my gosh, cuz I looked at my weird body the other day and I was like, oh my god, I gained weight on my hips.

• 29:10Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 29:10Connor Wood?

  I see where my hips are now.

• 29:12Brooke Averick?

  Where did you think they were before?

• 29:14Connor Wood?

  Like on, I'm gonna stand, okay?

• 29:17Brooke Averick?

  On the hip bone?

• 29:18Connor Wood?

  I'm gonna stand.

• 29:19Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, but we won't be able to hear you, keep that in mind.

• 29:21Connor Wood?

  I know, I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do a, kinda like a hand motion and show you, I'm gonna first show you where I thought my hips were.

• 29:29Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 29:30Connor Wood?

  And second, I'm gonna show you where I now understand that this is now, this is where my hips have always been, but now I understand where they are.

• 29:43Brooke Averick?

  That's where you thought they were? Yes, that's like the hip bone.

• 29:48Brooke Averick?

  Yup, yup, yup, yup.

• 29:52Connor Wood?

  By God.

• 29:53Brooke Averick?

  So you know love handles?

• 29:55Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I'm familiar.

• 29:56Brooke Averick?

  That's when like you get, that's technically what gaining weight in your hips is.

• 30:00Connor Wood?

  Wow, no, I, and I realized that, no, you know what it was? I didn't see my reflection of, or a picture of myself or anything. I was actually walking and I could feel, um, my flabs kind of like, like.

• 30:13Brooke Averick?

  A movement.

• 30:14Connor Wood?

  Kind of quivering, yeah, I could feel, I could feel them

• 30:18Connor Wood?

  living it up on this, on my waist, or on my, on my hips, I could feel it.

• 30:21Brooke Averick?

  I love thinking about that and just like thinking about like you having that come to Jesus of like.

• 30:27Connor Wood?

  Oh, no, and I was like, do not forget.

• 30:29Brooke Averick?

  My hips.

• 30:31Connor Wood?

  My hips are here.

• 30:34Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 30:34Connor Wood?

  You know, you know how I realized it too, was, I was like, wait, what, what is this part of my body? Cause I, I was like, I've never, and I was like, oh, by George, that's my hips.

• 30:47Connor Wood?

  And this is my.

• 30:49Brooke Averick?

  I think you, what you've pointed to before is maybe like your hip bone?

• 30:53Connor Wood?

  It's, I guess it is my hip bone, that's, like, that's where I was confused.

• 30:56Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 30:56Connor Wood?

  I can't even blame myself, it makes sense both ways.

• 31:00Brooke Averick?

  I can't either.

• 31:03Connor Wood?

  Oh my gosh, you were with your family this weekend?

• 31:06Brooke Averick?

  I went to Arizona, which, Arizona's beautiful in August.

• 31:13Connor Wood?

  Arizona.

• 31:14Brooke Averick?

  Arizona in August is just.

• 31:17Connor Wood?

  That's what.

• 31:18Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 31:19Connor Wood?

  Taylor Swift was, she sang about it.

• 31:21Brooke Averick?

  Just wow, it's with a chill of 106, it's a very dry heat. Um, and when you step outside, you won't be able to breathe, it's so amazing.

• 31:34Connor Wood?

  It's so good for you.

• 31:36Brooke Averick?

  I think you would have really loved it. I am so proud of myself, I put so much sunscreen on, I didn't get an ounce of burn, but I also didn't get tan, which is.

• 31:46Connor Wood?

  No, I was gonna say, your arms look tan.

• 31:48Brooke Averick?

  Really?

• 31:48Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 31:49Brooke Averick?

  I feel pale, which is bothering me quite a bit, but I didn't get burnt, which is good. I had a great time, I went for my dad's birthday. I had, I think, the best food I've ever had in my life, which is really interesting, and I wasn't expecting that in Tucson, Arizona.

• 32:07Connor Wood?

  Tucson.

• 32:08Brooke Averick?

  Tucson.

• 32:10Connor Wood?

  As we bleed to death in Tucson.

• 32:12Brooke Averick?

  Tucson.

• 32:13Connor Wood?

  Play that Blink-182 song.

• 32:14Brooke Averick?

  I don't know.

• 32:15Connor Wood?

  Okay?

• 32:17Connor Wood?

  Chain smokers on my way to the liquor store.

• 32:20Brooke Averick?

  We went to this like Latin American um restaurant, which I didn't really know what kind of food that meant. And I'm kind of a picky-

• 32:29Connor Wood?

  What does it mean?

• 32:30Brooke Averick?

  Like Latin American, essentially.

• 32:33Connor Wood?

  Like south, like south of the border vibes.

• 32:36Brooke Averick?

  Very much so.

• 32:37Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 32:37Brooke Averick?

  And so for me, I'm like kind of not an adventurous eater at all. And like even like if I go to get Mexican, like I'm just sticking to quesadillas. Like I'm very, very white, you know?

• 32:50Connor Wood?

  Yes.

• 32:51Brooke Averick?

  So I was, I was nervous about the Latin American restaurant. And in any other circumstances, I would have probably started to maybe complain or whine.

• 33:00Connor Wood?

  Sure.

• 33:01Brooke Averick?

  Or maybe throw a little bit of a tantrum because you know how you revert.

• 33:04Connor Wood?

  Valid.

• 33:05Brooke Averick?

  Very much revert back to your like six year old self when you're with your parents now.

• 33:09Connor Wood?

  Real, yes.

• 33:10Brooke Averick?

  But it was my dad's birthday, so I couldn't really do any of that.

• 33:12Connor Wood?

  Oh my god, that sucks.

• 33:13Brooke Averick?

  So I was just kind of, you know, sitting there with my, with my, you know, palms clenched and just ready to really embrace it. I mean, man, Alive by Jove, was that food amazing?

• 33:28Connor Wood?

  What?

• 33:28Brooke Averick?

  I, like, I don't even know.

• 33:32Connor Wood?

  Alive by Jove?

• 33:33Brooke Averick?

  Let me, no, what?

• 33:35Connor Wood?

  What'd you say? Alive by Jove?

• 33:38Brooke Averick?

  I said man alive and then separately by Jove.

• 33:43Brooke Averick?

  Is that, is that a thing?

• 33:44Connor Wood?

  Like I've never in my life heard-

• 33:46Brooke Averick?

  Isn't it Jove?

• 33:48Connor Wood?

  Jove?

• 33:49Brooke Averick?

  Like by Jove.

• 33:51Connor Wood?

  Who's Jove?

• 33:53Brooke Averick?

  But she's by Jove.

• 33:55Connor Wood?

  By Jove? Good see-

• 33:58Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, uh, it's like Good Heavens.

• 34:01Connor Wood?

  What?

• 34:03Brooke Averick?

  Did you say by George before?

• 34:05Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 34:05Brooke Averick?

  Is that a thing as well, or is he thinking of by Jove?

• 34:08Connor Wood?

  By George is a, is absolutely a thing. By George, he's a-

• 34:13Brooke Averick?

  So by George is surprise, like huh?

• 34:16Connor Wood?

  He's like EGAD.

• 34:17Brooke Averick?

  EGAD, exactly. And by Jove is more like, what did it say again, Izzy? Uh, touch old fashioned charm, similar to Good Heavens. So pretty much similar, but a little bit different?

• 34:29Connor Wood?

  I love learning new phrases. That is so fun. Okay.

• 34:33Brooke Averick?

  First.

• 34:34Connor Wood?

  But so by Jove, it was very good.

• 34:36Brooke Averick?

  Um, I'm.

• 34:37Connor Wood?

  Like, is it empanadas?

• 34:39Brooke Averick?

  Empanadas, exactly. A burger that was like infused with like chimichurri, which I didn't even think I liked, but it was the most insane burger ever. Fried calamari that was like somehow like had some like Latin zest to it. It was the best fried calamari I'd ever had in my life, and I love fried calamari in a huge way. And I'm one of those girls that likes this like squid looking guys instead of the rings.

• 35:05Connor Wood?

  That's like, obviously someone has to do it. So.

• 35:09Brooke Averick?

  Someone has to do it. That could be a good hinge prompt, even though completely off the sauce.

• 35:14Connor Wood?

  Like.

• 35:16Connor Wood?

  Like, you can have the rings. I'll eat the squid bug looking ones. That's really like, that is really. That is really like dream, like you and me against the world. Like if you have, if you find someone that will eat the rings to your squids. That you found it like that is it. That's really good. Yeah, that's good for it.

• 35:38Brooke Averick?

  And so I'm, maybe I'm compatible with a lot of people because a lot of people don't like the squids.

• 35:43Connor Wood?

  Yeah, but.

• 35:46Connor Wood?

  Yeah, but you have to find someone that's like not cool. Cause you don't take calamari home unless you have an air fryer, maybe. I wouldn't, I don't think I would take it home.

• 35:54Brooke Averick?

  Really? Oh, I'm not taking it home because I've licked the plate clean.

• 35:58Connor Wood?

  That's what I'm saying. You need to find someone else. It's like, we are not bringing leftovers. We're like, like in my family, we eat every part of the squid. You know, like nothing goes to waste. Like you need to find someone that's like, we are not leaving with leftovers. We're eating it here and I'll get the rings. You take the squids, go.

• 36:13Brooke Averick?

  Let's double team it.

• 36:14Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 36:14Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 36:15Connor Wood?

  Do you eat it with marinara?

• 36:17Brooke Averick?

  No, I do the aioli.

• 36:20Connor Wood?

  Never marinara?

• 36:21Brooke Averick?

  No, I don't like.

• 36:22Connor Wood?

  Wow. See, you're taking a very, you're taking a very unique route.

• 36:26Brooke Averick?

  I'm doing squid and aioli.

• 36:28Connor Wood?

  Squid and aioli.

• 36:29Brooke Averick?

  Are you gonna do the rings and marinara?

• 36:31Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 36:33Connor Wood?

  Look, I am. That's what I was gonna say. Like, that's clean plate.

• 36:36Brooke Averick?

  Wait, I didn't think you liked calamari.

• 36:38Connor Wood?

  I've learned to like it.

• 36:39Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 36:40Connor Wood?

  Because I've been put in, I've been put into so many situations where everyone agrees on the app. I'm leaning more towards, maybe, um, uh, Brussels sprouts or something like that. And they go, no, we're all gonna get calamari. And I've gotten to the point where it's like, I'm an adult, I'm gonna shut up, I'm gonna eat this thing. What I won't eat is oysters. Sorry, everybody.

• 37:02Brooke Averick?

  And you know what? I'm not gonna eat those with you.

• 37:04Connor Wood?

  Uh, there's some stuff that like, I can't wrap my head around so many, like, how, how did you even find out you could eat that gross little, like, loogie?

• 37:14Brooke Averick?

  It is a huge booger.

• 37:17Connor Wood?

  Genuinely, I see those, I keep it to myself every time they are, but I see an oyster, looks, looks gorgeous, if you don't look too closely.

• 37:24Brooke Averick?

  My god, is it beautiful.

• 37:26Connor Wood?

  The, the presentation of oysters is really like...

• 37:29Brooke Averick?

  It, it looks, it looks like I wanna eat it, but I don't.

• 37:33Connor Wood?

  Oh, it's, it is really inviting. They need, they should, they should present more things than a seashell over ice with lemon and... It's, it's a really gorgeous setup.

• 37:43Brooke Averick?

  You know what I do like, though? Which I think if you, you really opened your heart, you would too.

• 37:49Connor Wood?

  Shrimp?

• 37:49Brooke Averick?

  Clams and mussels.

• 37:52Connor Wood?

  You eat clams and mussels, but you won't eat it in an oyster?

• 37:54Brooke Averick?

  And oyster's a huge fat booger. And clams and mussels are like very tiny, just like salty little bites.

• 38:03Connor Wood?

  Eh. I can't, I have had several clam chowders. I have...

• 38:07Brooke Averick?

  I am not talking about clam chowder.

• 38:10Connor Wood?

  I'll, I'll eat a clam chowder, hey.

• 38:12Brooke Averick?

  Really? That I won't do.

• 38:15Connor Wood?

  This is not, the logic right now between you and I, like, it's, it's not, nothing's adding up.

• 38:20Brooke Averick?

  I don't wanna do a chowder.

• 38:23Connor Wood?

  Well, when you say chowder like that, the emphasis on that cha- like, I don't

• 38:27Brooke Averick?

  That's how it said.

• 38:29Connor Wood?

  Chowder.

• 38:30Brooke Averick?

  Chowder.

• 38:32Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 38:32Brooke Averick?

  Clam chowder.

• 38:34Connor Wood?

  No, see, there are, there are, like, what is a clam? Like, you know how like-

• 38:39Brooke Averick?

  It's a chowder.

• 38:40Connor Wood?

  See, to me shrimp are exactly the same as like a cricket. It's just underw- it's just wet. Um-

• 38:47Brooke Averick?

  Did you see the frogs that were in Arizona?

• 38:49Connor Wood?

  Yeah, those massive things.

• 38:51Brooke Averick?

  They're the, they're the sizes of my head and they're the psychedelic ones. If you lick, you would trip.

• 38:56Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I saw your Snapchat story, um, when you were like filming this frog in the pool and you were like, "Oh my gosh, do you think the psychedelics?" Or you were like, "Did the psychedelics get in the pool?" And I thought like, I'm thinking, "Oh my gosh, Brooke is tripping on mushrooms or LSD or something with her family in the desert." I have to tell her that this is on her story. And then when I texted you, I was like, "What's going on with psychedelics?" Like, "Did you drop your drugs in the pool or something?" She was like, "Oh no, it's the frog that..." You were worried that like the psychedelic effect that's leaching out of the frog's back or whatever would get into the pool and then you got in the pool.

• 39:33Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, and then into my skin.

• 39:35Connor Wood?

  What kind of high is it when you lick a frog?

• 39:38Brooke Averick?

  Like a- acid.

• 39:41Connor Wood?

  That's scary.

• 39:42Brooke Averick?

  But it's just the specific type of frog.

• 39:47Connor Wood?

  See, whoever figured out-

• 39:48Brooke Averick?

  It doesn't make sense to me that it wouldn't rub off in the pool.

• 39:53Connor Wood?

  I think like it would be, it would be so, like it would lose all its potency because it's spread out over so- You're getting like a-

• 40:00Brooke Averick?

  Yes, but it seems like something you should be cautious around.

• 40:03Connor Wood?

  You're getting like a direct hit when you obviously lick something.

• 40:06Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that's very true.

• 40:09Connor Wood?

  Um-

• 40:11Brooke Averick?

  I feel like that's something you would do out of curiosity.

• 40:13Connor Wood?

  I was, I-

• 40:17Connor Wood?

  In any situation, I would do anything.

• 40:19Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 40:19Connor Wood?

  You know, like, there's nothing that I would say like, I'm not gonna do this because out of context, no, I'm not gonna lick a frog, but like, within the context.

• 40:28Brooke Averick?

  Within the context, you are gonna lick a frog.

• 40:29Connor Wood?

  Of like, something that presented itself in a way, like, if Miley, if I was with Miley Cyrus, and she's like, we're all licking this toad, I'd say, puff puff pat, yeah, give it to me.

• 40:41Brooke Averick?

  Okay, let's say you're with me and my dad in Tucson, Arizona.

• 40:45Connor Wood?

  And you're doing it?

• 40:46Brooke Averick?

  I'm not doing it, but let's say my dad will do it. And I'm like, you know what, Connor, it's a total year decision. My, Brett is doing it.

• 40:57Connor Wood?

  I do think I, I do think I'm gonna pass because me and Brett.

• 41:01Brooke Averick?

  You're gonna let my dad trip alone?

• 41:02Connor Wood?

  Well, me, me and, me and Brett tripping frog sack together while you look at us, like, that doesn't sound like a fun.

• 41:11Brooke Averick?

  I'll leave you guys be. I'll leave you alone.

• 41:15Connor Wood?

  But like, you do need a third person in that situation, I feel like.

• 41:18Brooke Averick?

  In case.

• 41:19Connor Wood?

  Well, yeah, cuz I would be also just getting to know your father.

• 41:22Brooke Averick?

  No, let's just say all, you guys are very good friends at this point.

• 41:26Connor Wood?

  Well, then maybe, yeah.

• 41:29Brooke Averick?

  Okay, how, what if my dad is not doing it, but I am?

• 41:32Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I would do it.

• 41:33Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 41:34Connor Wood?

  Um, what, okay, Jonathan Bailey, Jonathan Groff, have, have, have, have listened to the podcast, and they send you a direct, a Google Cal invite, hey, we're licking frogs at 6:00 PM, come over.

• 41:49Brooke Averick?

  I'm so there.

• 41:52Connor Wood?

  I'm, yeah, I'm sucking that frog dry.

• 41:54Brooke Averick?

  I'm, I'm completely sucking it dry, eating it like a squid calamari.

• 41:58Connor Wood?

  I'm, I'm wringing that frog, I'm juicing it in my juicer. I'm taking it like a, like a turmeric shot.

• 42:05Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, there's, I don't think there's anything I wouldn't do for the 6:00 PM calendar slot.

• 42:09Connor Wood?

  You don't think so? I can think of a lot of things that I wouldn't do.

• 42:14Brooke Averick?

  Well, you would have to change the stakes.

• 42:16Connor Wood?

  Well, with the context, of course.

• 42:18Brooke Averick?

  It's all about context.

• 42:19Connor Wood?

  Context is, context is everything, everything around us, everything, without context, nothing is real, like we said earlier. You need context. We need context as much as we need air, gravity, water.

• 42:36Connor Wood?

  Music. Context.

• 42:40Brooke Averick?

  I agree. Period.

• 42:44Connor Wood?

  Oh, I heart context, actually. Like, that's becoming my new thing is maybe how much I love context.

• 42:49Brooke Averick?

  I do heart it.

• 42:51Connor Wood?

  We're always seeking out answers, but like, maybe we don't need answers. Maybe all we need is context. Surrounding. Surrounding it all. Everything is context.

• 43:02Brooke Averick?

  Everything is context.

• 43:04Connor Wood?

  Well, I'm gonna, I'm genuinely gonna make merch that says "I heart context" in the same font as "I heart New York."

• 43:10Brooke Averick?

  I think that's, I, I love that.

• 43:11Connor Wood?

  I heart context.

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• 44:39Connor Wood?

  Ooh, I got chills. Okay, I had some other pressing things that I needed to talk about.

• 44:44Brooke Averick?

  Okay, I'm dressed like a little girl doll today.

• 44:48Connor Wood?

  Speaking of little girl dolls.

• 44:50Brooke Averick?

  Do you see, can you see?

• 44:52Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I can see.

• 44:54Brooke Averick?

  I get all of my clothes from Instagram ads now and TikTok shop.

• 44:57Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 44:59Brooke Averick?

  So this is a little set I found there. Do you see it? It's like a polka dot set.

• 45:04Connor Wood?

  Yeah, that's nice.

• 45:05Brooke Averick?

  It's Capri polka dots.

• 45:07Connor Wood?

  It's Capri.

• 45:09Brooke Averick?

  And a polka dot tank top and I have a bow in my head.

• 45:12Connor Wood?

  So you're dressed like a little girl doll. You get all your clothes from Instagram ads. You get all your clothes from TikTok shop.

• 45:18Brooke Averick?

  All of them.

• 45:19Connor Wood?

  It's phenomenal.

• 45:20Brooke Averick?

  It's amazing.

• 45:22Connor Wood?

  It's fabulous. I just got some clothes from TikTok shop. They're, they feel flammable. It's actually insane. I'm scared to wear them around in open flame. I will catch fire. They're like plastic.

• 45:35Brooke Averick?

  I've had no issues yet. Like the clothes I've gotten have been genuinely like great quality. It's all the clothes that people are like, oh my God, where'd you get that? Where'd you get that? And I'm like TikTok shop.

• 45:45Connor Wood?

  And it's a store that.

• 45:46Brooke Averick?

  That I've been having. Sorry.

• 45:49Connor Wood?

  No, it's just a store that I've never heard of and I'm like, this is nice.

• 45:51Brooke Averick?

  No, it's not. I've not heard of any of the stores. The problems that I've had are with the bathing suits. That's what I'll say. None of those work out for me. But then again, would a bathing suit from a well-known store work out for me? Not right now.

• 46:06Connor Wood?

  There's no way of knowing. You have to go put on a bathing suit, I think, for girls.

• 46:10Brooke Averick?

  Though, although there's nothing I'd rather do less.

• 46:14Connor Wood?

  I would say, one of my actual nightmares is when you have, you have something you have to go to night of and you go, oh crap, I need a pair of pants. And you gotta go into a store and you're sweating already. And you gotta go into the changing room and your mom's waiting outside. I wonder when I'm ever gonna stop talking about my mom waiting outside the changing room for me to look, for her to say, lift up your shirt, turn around for, turn around for me. Connor, turn around for me. I can feel my, my love handles just seeping, just pouring over the edge of these thick denim jeans. I'm drenched in sweat. I feel disgusting. I'm about to cry. I've tried on one, all of one pair of pants.

• 46:56Connor Wood?

  And I am going to buy a gun at Academy Sports and Outdoors and I'm gonna aim it right at my cranium.

• 47:03Connor Wood?

  In the Aeropostale fitting room and I'm gonna pull the trick.

• 47:07Brooke Averick?

  There is nothing. I mean, I am, right now, I am in the changing room at the Gap. I am right there.

• 47:14Connor Wood?

  Talk about dissociating. Actually, that's the time I wish I could actively dissociate.

• 47:20Brooke Averick?

  Dressing rooms don't feel real.

• 47:23Connor Wood?

  That's purgatory.

• 47:23Brooke Averick?

  Dressing rooms feel like stepping into a portal to another realm.

• 47:26Connor Wood?

  Hell.

• 47:28Brooke Averick?

  Hell.

• 47:29Connor Wood?

  It's all, and there's never AC in change, in, in fitting rooms.

• 47:33Brooke Averick?

  The Urban Outfitters dressing room, they put those mirrors in there

• 47:40Brooke Averick?

  for some sadistic purpose. Those are not mirrors. Those are funhouse designs. It's sick. It's distorted.

• 47:50Connor Wood?

  Okay, the Jonathan's invite you over at 6pm on the dot. They go, oh, wait. Where mine's being, the exterminator's over at mine, other Jay. Oh, crap. I Airbnb'd mine out. We're gonna have to meet in the Urban Outfitters fitting room and to lick the frog.

• 48:10Brooke Averick?

  Can I keep my clothes on?

• 48:12Connor Wood?

  No, you have to be trying stuff on the whole time.

• 48:16Brooke Averick?

  Okay, so just to repeat the situation back to you to make sure I have it correctly.

• 48:21Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 48:21Brooke Averick?

  I am both Jonathan, Jonathan one's house is currently under extermination. Jonathan two's renting his out for an Airbnb, so the only other place we can meet is a dressing room in an Urban Outfitters to lick frogs and I have to be trying on clothes the whole time.

• 48:38Connor Wood?

  And it's the week of the nearest high school's prom and they're all in there shoplifting.

• 48:45Brooke Averick?

  I mean, am I, is, am I going? Is that the question?

• 48:48Connor Wood?

  No, you're not going to prom, but they're knocking.

• 48:50Brooke Averick?

  Am I participating in the event in the dressing room? Of course. There's nothing that will keep me from them.

• 48:58Connor Wood?

  That's awesome.

• 48:58Brooke Averick?

  There's nothing that will keep me from them.

• 49:00Connor Wood?

  Oh, my gosh. You know, the one of the worst days of my life, um, right when I started working full time. Out of college, I had an event that I was putting on in California. And I was at Forever 21 of all places. Cause I needed something quick. I just needed like a button up shirt or something.

• 49:22Brooke Averick?

  It's still open.

• 49:24Connor Wood?

  I thought it closed.

• 49:25Brooke Averick?

  They've been telling us that for 15 years. It is still open.

• 49:28Connor Wood?

  Something very, very fishy is happening.

• 49:30Brooke Averick?

  Agreed.

• 49:31Connor Wood?

  Over there.

• 49:32Brooke Averick?

  Agreed.

• 49:32Connor Wood?

  So I go into this Forever 21 that at that time was closing, which is so weird. And I was like, are you guys open? They're like, what do you mean? Yeah. I go, half the lights are off. And like, nothing's on any shut. Like, do you guys just have troughs everywhere full of clothes? They're like, I don't figure it out. I found a shirt. I couldn't find the changing rooms. I didn't even know if I was allowed to go in them. I find the changing rooms. It's in the bowels of this mall. Like, it's a forever massive two-story Forever 21. I find these fitting rooms. I have to like push my, went my way past what looks like a monster's dirty laundry. Like, it's just like heaps and mountains of, just piles of clothes.

• 50:12Connor Wood?

  And I find the fitting room and I go in and I try all this stuff on. I'm like, this all sucks. Like, whatever, I'll get this. I go to get out of the dressing room. Handle breaks off of the door. And it was a floor-to-ceiling door. I had to call the mall that I was in.

• 50:29Brooke Averick?

  Smart of you to even think of that.

• 50:31Connor Wood?

  Well, I was gonna call, I was gonna call 911 and then I was embarrassed because I'm in a Forever 21 locked in the fitting room. But it was horrible because I had, I was on a time crunch.

• 50:39Brooke Averick?

  You were on a time crunch.

• 50:40Connor Wood?

  And I was locked. I mean, true, true loneliness. It was like, not even claustrophobic. It was just like, this is a, this is a sick, sick prank.

• 50:52Brooke Averick?

  That's tough, Connor.

• 50:53Connor Wood?

  But I got out. Like, if you're in a place in your life right now that feels like you are locked in a Forever 21 fitting room, someone from the mall is coming to get you. And it gets better.

• 51:04Brooke Averick?

  Is that the only place you've ever been locked inside of?

• 51:07Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 51:09Brooke Averick?

  I

• 51:12Brooke Averick?

  Here's the thing.

• 51:15Brooke Averick?

  At overnight camp, we had to pray every morning in a big room.

• 51:22Brooke Averick?

  And so I went into the bathroom. And I got locked inside during prayer time. And then was like banging on the door and I was like, I'm locked in, I'm locked in. And so then I was in there for probably like 40 minutes of prayer. Until someone got me out. But here's the thing, Connor. I didn't actually get locked in.

• 51:46Brooke Averick?

  Made the whole thing up. For attention and because I didn't want to go back out.

• 51:53Connor Wood?

  I mean, I see you. I hear you as well.

• 51:55Brooke Averick?

  Mm hmm. I just didn't undo the lock.

• 51:59Connor Wood?

  So they, it was an easy fix for them. I was gonna say, don't.

• 52:02Brooke Averick?

  It wasn't even, I mean, they banged down the door.

• 52:06Connor Wood?

  And then they were like, I was just locked from the, you could have just twisted it.

• 52:09Brooke Averick?

  They didn't even, I was like, it was jammed.

• 52:14Brooke Averick?

  They didn't really, the door was broken. They didn't have any proof that it didn't. It was like one of those like latch ones, you know?

• 52:20Connor Wood?

  Oh, so you latched it.

• 52:21Brooke Averick?

  Proof. Yeah, it was locked. It was, it was just locked. I could have unlocked it. But it was easier for me to say the lock is no longer working. I can't come out. Does that make sense?

• 52:31Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it makes sense to me.

• 52:33Brooke Averick?

  And before y'all are like, that's a waste of resources, whatever. I was 11, so.

• 52:38Connor Wood?

  And 11 year olds are allowed to waste resources.

• 52:40Brooke Averick?

  11 year olds can raise, waste resources if they want to, so.

• 52:44Connor Wood?

  Um.

• 52:45Brooke Averick?

  No, I was very, very unwell, so.

• 52:49Brooke Averick?

  That probably had something to do with it.

• 52:52Connor Wood?

  Did anyone over there see this tweet that this dude tweeted and he was like, it's crazy the things you realize when you get a girlfriend? Ha ha. And his one example was, I just realized I can open the window and it lets in a breeze.

• 53:06Connor Wood?

  And then another guy responded and said, I have my whole life, I've always hated showering. I've hated showering. I think it's like one of the hardest things. I can't get myself to do it. And then he got a girlfriend and his girlfriend was like, let's shower together. And he turned on, he goes to get down. She goes, are you not going to wait for it to heat up? He goes, I had never even considered the fact that I can like stand outside the shower while it heats up and get into a warm shower. I've always gotten in and turned it on.

• 53:32Brooke Averick?

  There's no way.

• 53:34Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 53:35Brooke Averick?

  And I thought my ass was dumb.

• 53:38Connor Wood?

  There's just some things that you don't know, like-

• 53:43Brooke Averick?

  What's yours? Or what's something that you learned like too late?

• 53:48Connor Wood?

  I've definitely had stuff that I've learned too late.

• 53:51Brooke Averick?

  Mine was stopping for school buses.

• 53:54Connor Wood?

  You didn't know that you had to? I'll never forget that because my mom passed one, one time and got a huge ticket.

• 53:59Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, no, I did. I literally had no idea. I don't know how I missed that.

• 54:04Connor Wood?

  And we were in Illinois for some reason, and she had to fly back to Illinois to do her court date.

• 54:10Brooke Averick?

  Oh my god.

• 54:11Connor Wood?

  You left state lines. She's like, I didn't, I don't live there. But I was like, you, you got a ticket and then you left the state. Like, I feel like that's, we were on a road trip.

• 54:21Brooke Averick?

  Uh huh.

• 54:22Connor Wood?

  We had, we had to leave the state. But I had to have something-

• 54:27Brooke Averick?

  That was, I was like a teen. I'm trying to think of something more recent.

• 54:33Connor Wood?

  I realize most, I realize most things now. I really want to tell you a funny, I'm gonna have to tell you a funny story and bonus. Just so everybody knows, every story we tell about someone, even if we don't use their name, like it somehow gets back to people. So like, I'm just telling a funny story and bonus. And this is a great time to join bonus today. If you want to, hop over and join bonus for me right now. Hit this note for me.

• 54:58Brooke Averick?

  Now.

• 55:01Connor Wood?

  Um, I guess I don't have anything that I learned late, but I know that, I know that when we stop recording this episode, I'm gonna remember something that.

• 55:10Brooke Averick?

  I have to share something sweet with you.

• 55:12Connor Wood?

  Huh.

• 55:14Brooke Averick?

  Hold on, I have to find it first, though.

• 55:18Connor Wood?

  Well, while you're finding it, can I talk about something else?

• 55:21Brooke Averick?

  May.

• 55:22Connor Wood?

  I've never talked about this on here, but it is something that catches my attention every single time it happens, and it does happen several times a day. I don't know how to turn on the beauty filter or whatever on TikTok.

• 55:33Brooke Averick?

  I don't either.

• 55:34Connor Wood?

  Everybody has it on, and do you see when it glitches, when people are like moving around a lot and their face is like?

• 55:39Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 55:40Connor Wood?

  How do you not, how are people not embarrassed?

• 55:43Brooke Averick?

  I don't know, but I want it.

• 55:44Connor Wood?

  Men too, not just women. It's, it like glitches and it literally makes them look like robots. Like I see your, your face twitching.

• 55:52Brooke Averick?

  I know, I want that. I can't find it.

• 55:55Connor Wood?

  I'm not even, I'm not even, yeah, I'm not talking crap because I just use, I'll just use Facetune if I need to. And people have clocked me several times. I'm not, I'm, I'm proud of my, my Facetune usage.

• 56:08Brooke Averick?

  Can I tell you the cute thing?

• 56:09Connor Wood?

  Hit me, yeah.

• 56:10Brooke Averick?

  You know that TikTok trend that's like, when I say blank and nobody gets it? And it's like something like an inside joke that they, or like something from a fandom or whatever?

• 56:21Connor Wood?

  Brooke, I reposted this. I know what you're gonna say.

• 56:24Brooke Averick?

  Did you? I don't see that. But this sweet girl, Olivia, posted one and was like, when I say yay, negative connotation and no one gets it. And she did like a whole slideshow of like, B and C slash like not that y'all care, like bits. And it was like very sweet and heartwarming. Do you want to hear them?

• 56:43Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 56:44Brooke Averick?

  Okay, there's when I say yay, negative connotation and no one gets it. When I say not right now and no one gets it.

• 56:50Connor Wood?

  Classic.

• 56:51Brooke Averick?

  When I say came across my desk and nobody gets it.

• 56:54Connor Wood?

  Great.

• 56:55Brooke Averick?

  When I say in addition to as well as also and nobody gets it.

• 56:58Connor Wood?

  That one is hard to shake. That one will be around for a while.

• 57:01Brooke Averick?

  When I say I'm getting tow up tonight and nobody gets it. When I say that's so Pacific and nobody gets it. That still happens to me. A lot of people are like, I don't, like I hate when Brooke says like Pacific when I think she means specific.

• 57:15Connor Wood?

  You dumb broad.

• 57:18Brooke Averick?

  When I say I want to go to Adagianas and nobody gets it, I feel like we don't really do Adagianas on here.

• 57:23Connor Wood?

  We don't, you and I don't do Adagianas.

• 57:25Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, but and then all the comments are like, my tubes are tied, nights are the hardest.

• 57:33Brooke Averick?

  We know your heart.

• 57:36Connor Wood?

  Whoa, that's a lot.

• 57:37Brooke Averick?

  Say what now for me, holy freaking air ball, be sweet. I've always said that. Ending every sentence with thanks, that's a big one.

• 57:49Brooke Averick?

  It's just so, it made me like feel really good and happy.

• 57:55Brooke Averick?

  And very smiled upon and safe.

• 57:58Connor Wood?

  I got, when I say how come and no one gets it, when I say Papa Legume and no one gets it.

• 58:03Brooke Averick?

  Oh, my God, this is a new one?

• 58:04Connor Wood?

  When I say yay to bad news and no one gets it, when I say nights are the hardest and no one gets it, when I say different strokes for different folks and no one gets it. When I say my tubes are tied, when I say I'm addicted to this young man, when I say what cut? That one's, that one got my ass good.

• 58:19Brooke Averick?

  What cut?

• 58:20Connor Wood?

  What cut? What cut steak?

• 58:23Brooke Averick?

  Wow, these are good. Wow, this is making my very, very fat heart very happy.

• 58:30Connor Wood?

  This is making my huge, my massive ass shake and quiver in the night.

• 58:35Brooke Averick?

  Ah, that's very sweet to me.

• 58:36Connor Wood?

  My very, very fat heart.

• 58:38Brooke Averick?

  Very, very fat heart is very, very much feeling safe and smiled upon.

• 58:44Connor Wood?

  Um, okay. I want to say, cause you're dressed up like a small doll.

• 58:49Brooke Averick?

  Little girl doll?

• 58:50Connor Wood?

  A lot, I am a real doll. I'm a real living doll. I'm a real boy. I look like Stuart Little today in my outfit. Um, Matt Rife bought that doll that we were talking about, that haunted doll.

• 59:03Brooke Averick?

  Matt Rife not only is the caretaker of the Annabelle doll, he owns the entire museum.

• 59:13Connor Wood?

  He owns the estate.

• 59:15Brooke Averick?

  He owns the estate and all of the artifacts that come with it.

• 59:18Connor Wood?

  He, so this is like a really specific, I would say almost targeted move by him.

• 59:24Brooke Averick?

  I agree.

• 59:25Connor Wood?

  That is taking him in a. Very specific direction, in my opinion.

• 59:31Brooke Averick?

  Is he still doing comedy?

• 59:34Connor Wood?

  It's impossible to say.

• 59:34Brooke Averick?

  Is he still telling those jokes?

• 59:36Connor Wood?

  He did make, he did make his nut, though.

• 59:38Brooke Averick?

  He made his nut?

• 59:40Connor Wood?

  He made his nut.

• 59:40Brooke Averick?

  Like money?

• 59:41Connor Wood?

  Yeah. I think that's a saying. I do believe, um, the way that he's interacting with this haunted doll is asking for it. And I don't like to say that, but...

• 59:54Brooke Averick?

  And it's never the first thing I want to say.

• 59:56Connor Wood?

  I don't like to say that.

• 59:58Brooke Averick?

  I believe that he's able to communicate with the doll because he...

• 1:00:02Connor Wood?

  Matt?

• 1:00:02Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I think he's haunted too.

• 1:00:07Brooke Averick?

  I think he was put on this earth to commune with the Annabelle doll.

• 1:00:13Brooke Averick?

  That's a sinister piece of fabric.

• 1:00:17Connor Wood?

  I mean...

• 1:00:22Connor Wood?

  Just yikes. I don't even like looking at it. I'm being so serious, let alone talk.

• 1:00:25Brooke Averick?

  It's really...

• 1:00:28Brooke Averick?

  Like, they belong... That would be a very scary movie of, uh, like Meet the Fockers, but it's Matt Rife is like the kid and he's bringing his girlfriend home to meet his parents, the Fockers, and it's Annabelle.

• 1:00:47Connor Wood?

  Brooke, I didn't want to say that either, but like, his whole brand being like, "I'm gonna have sex with your mom. Like, I'm like a handsome..." Yeah, oh, they could call it Handsome Devil.

• 1:00:58Brooke Averick?

  Oh my god, that was brilliant in an insane way and in an amazing way.

• 1:01:05Connor Wood?

  They could call it Handsome Devil. I totally agree. I was thinking the same thing, but I don't want to put out any sort, like, everyone do your own thing. I'm like, "So cool with you guys hanging out. I do not care. Have fun. Enjoy it."

• 1:01:20Brooke Averick?

  Are you saying because you're worried you're gonna get pushed back from like the Matt Rife community, or you're worried you're gonna get haunted by Annabelle?

• 1:01:25Connor Wood?

  See, like, I don't like, I don't like to touch this stuff. It's scary.

• 1:01:28Brooke Averick?

  Annabelle or Matt Rife?

• 1:01:29Connor Wood?

  Uh, both. Yeah, both.

• 1:01:31Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 1:01:32Connor Wood?

  Both and both. That's what I'm saying. Have fun. I don't want to say anything. I did also have the inclination to say, I do see that he wants to date Annabelle. Like, I do, I do see...

• 1:01:43Brooke Averick?

  Connor, it feels not only sexual, but romantic.

• 1:01:45Connor Wood?

  Thank you so much, Brooke.

• 1:01:47Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:47Connor Wood?

  We have, yet again... Against all odds, linked up in a million tiny pieces.

• 1:01:54Brooke Averick?

  Against everything keeping us apart.

• 1:01:56Connor Wood?

  Against everything keeping us apart, miles, we could be miles and miles and miles apart. What's that song?

• 1:02:03Brooke Averick?

  High School Musical.

• 1:02:05Connor Wood?

  Yeah, nice.

• 1:02:07Brooke Averick?

  Just wanna be with you. Senior spring.

• 1:02:09Connor Wood?

  Miles and miles and miles.

• 1:02:11Brooke Averick?

  Very good.

• 1:02:12Connor Wood?

  And we linked up and both agreed that Matt Rife might be having sex with this doll.

• 1:02:18Brooke Averick?

  Um, get ready to see that coming to a major motion picture screen near you.

• 1:02:23Connor Wood?

  Do you think that? No, I don't.

• 1:02:26Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 1:02:28Connor Wood?

  Nah, I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I think we gotta do passes. No, I'm serious. Like, I don't wanna touch anything surrounding this. I'm scared. Like, I'm just being frank and transparent.

• 1:02:40Brooke Averick?

  Well, I'll see you in the bonus then.

• 1:02:42Connor Wood?

  That was delayed. I can't even remember the last time I ate food. Beef.

• 1:02:47Brooke Averick?

  Oh, that hurts.

• 1:02:51Connor Wood?

  Um, yeah, let's go to bonus. Let's go to bonus. We gotta say, we gotta say some of our wad for bonus.

• 1:02:57Brooke Averick?

  Okay, some of our load?

• 1:03:01Connor Wood?

  Dude, talking about Matt Rife and I'm using the word load casually.

• 1:03:04Brooke Averick?

  I'll can check out our latest load and wad in the bonus.

• 1:03:10Connor Wood?

  Thank you guys for listening. Ciao.

• 1:03:12Brooke Averick?

  Love you.

• 1:03:14Connor Wood?

  Love you.

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