Ep 577 - Bags On You (feat. Adam Eget)

Support the D. A. W. G. Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com yo0o0oo0o. Buongiorno. Here's the cast everybody. We got our dear friend Adam E on this week. Lemeezy had to hold down the 1s and 2s, and I'm posting it now from the motherland - so we apologize for the lateness. We're trying our best. Anyways, please enjoy. God Bless you all. A presto! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DRENCHED and use code DRENCHED and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  The Wild Wild West.

• 0:01Speaker 01

  We can, we can start on that. That was hilarious.

• 0:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 0:04Speaker 01

  The show, dude. Also, that one girl who just caught us stray. In the middle of that, where they're like, it turns out it was the mom who was texting the girl the entire time and bullying her, but then they were like, that one girl was always a bitch. We thought it was her. And then they just interviewed this other high school girl and they're like, so you were a cunt, right? And she was like, I guess. I guess I was mean.

• 0:23Matt McCusker?

  A little bit.

• 0:25Speaker 01

  They're like, yeah, it was probably that bitch, Courtney.

• 0:29Speaker 03

  Yeah. Nobody came out of that unscathed. That was pretty fucked up, man.

• 0:33Matt McCusker?

  Did anything happen to the kids? Did they end up like doing anything bad?

• 0:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, the daughter, it was real sad to see the daughter like that. Like, they have the body camera when the cops go to the house and be like, we've traced the number. It's, it's coming from your mom.

• 0:44Matt McCusker?

  Oh.

• 0:45Speaker 01

  It's really fucking sad.

• 0:46Matt McCusker?

  Heartbreak. Yeah, devastating.

• 0:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:48Matt McCusker?

  Did they hit her with a Joe? Joe who? Like, Joe mama.

• 0:53Matt McCusker?

  It was Joe.

• 0:54Speaker 03

  Missed opportunity, big time. Oh my god.

• 0:57Speaker 01

  Joe mama.

• 1:00Matt McCusker?

  That was prime.

• 1:01Speaker 01

  I was just home. That's my niece's number one joke. My niece with Down syndrome, that's literally who.

• 1:06Speaker 03

  That's a great joke.

• 1:07Speaker 01

  Knock, knock. Who's there? Joe. You go, Joe who? Joe mama.

• 1:14Speaker 01

  But she switched it up. Now she knows her best joke is, knock, knock. You go, who's there? She goes, Joe. Joe who? She goes, Joe Biden.

• 1:23Matt McCusker?

  Damn, that's actually pretty funny and good.

• 1:25Speaker 01

  Joe Biden's a nice joke.

• 1:27Matt McCusker?

  That's a nice twist.

• 1:27Speaker 01

  Joe Biden.

• 1:29Matt McCusker?

  Come on, man. It's a modern twist on an old classic.

• 1:31Speaker 03

  That's fucking great.

• 1:34Matt McCusker?

  Joe Biden's such a funny.

• 1:35Speaker 01

  Joe Biden.

• 1:38Speaker 01

  And then she claps because everyone laughs. She's like.

• 1:41Speaker 03

  Dude, that kid's fucking awesome.

• 1:42Speaker 01

  She's adorable.

• 1:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's great.

• 1:44Speaker 03

  Great.

• 1:44Speaker 01

  Yeah. I got to go home and spend time with those, those animals this, this week. It was nice. Got to see little kids football.

• 1:51Matt McCusker?

  I didn't know they played that young.

• 1:52Speaker 01

  It was hilarious. Like, fucking six years old, five and six, yeah.

• 1:56Speaker 03

  People pancaking on their kids?

• 1:58Speaker 01

  No one cares about concussions or anything.

• 1:59Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 2:00Speaker 01

  These kids are getting fucking leveled, dude. They don't know how to hit. So they sprint into each other and no one has balance. So it's just hit stick after hit stick. But they break runs, dude.

• 2:11Matt McCusker?

  I bet.

• 2:12Speaker 03

  Oh, that's awesome.

• 2:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's like three kids that can run. They get the ball, they're gone.

• 2:16Matt McCusker?

  That's awesome.

• 2:17Speaker 01

  They weren't keeping score though, I was a little pissed.

• 2:19Matt McCusker?

  You should.

• 2:20Speaker 01

  I kept the score. I kept the score, Shamrock's won. Shamrock's beat the C V Eagles, yeah, I wish I was gambling.

• 2:26Matt McCusker?

  I didn't know they, I thought it was all flag until flag football.

• 2:29Speaker 01

  So did I.

• 2:31Matt McCusker?

  Suiting them up, were you doing weigh-ins or what?

• 2:33Speaker 01

  Wait, how? Also, there's no fucking weigh-ins anymore. I saw a kid, a unit on like a fucking, this kid must have been 200 pounds.

• 2:41Matt McCusker?

  Wait, shut up.

• 2:41Speaker 01

  So like, not, there was the next, the next kids up, the next team, like ponies or peewees were warming up and there's no weight limit now. They just have to play on the interior offensive line.

• 2:52Matt McCusker?

  Got you.

• 2:52Speaker 01

  So the interior line is like, for real.

• 2:55Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 2:55Speaker 01

  A kid that was like six feet, 250, he was in like second grade.

• 2:59Matt McCusker?

  How old are these kids?

• 2:59Speaker 01

  Rrr. He was huge.

• 3:01Matt McCusker?

  That's crazy.

• 3:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, he was just a very, very obese kid. But he was fucking bringing it up.

• 3:06Matt McCusker?

  I'm glad, I'm glad they're getting their shine, that's kinda nice.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is pretty great.

• 3:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:09Matt McCusker?

  Like the greatest kindergartner, right tackle or right guard there ever was.

• 3:13Speaker 01

  They said he threatened to shoot a kid.

• 3:15Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 3:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, he had never played sports, they just got him, they just got him off the couch. And the first person that hit him, he was like, I'm gonna put two in your head. His words.

• 3:23Matt McCusker?

  Second grader?

• 3:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:24Matt McCusker?

  Oh, honky. He's pulled him off the cod though, if you pull a kid off the cod, it's gonna lash out.

• 3:28Speaker 01

  That's literally exactly what they said, they were like, dude, this isn't called, dude.

• 3:31Matt McCusker?

  Oh, wow.

• 3:32Speaker 01

  I'm gonna fucking shoot you in the head.

• 3:35Speaker 01

  So I got that going on.

• 3:37Matt McCusker?

  It's a lot, yeah, it's a lot of stress, what was the flag, did he get a flag, personal foul for death threats?

• 3:41Speaker 01

  No, that was a practice, that was against his teammate, yeah. One of his coaches told me.

• 3:44Matt McCusker?

  He's gonna channel that to the other teams.

• 3:46Speaker 01

  It's time for him to start wailing on you. I don't mind having a little Jalen Carter on your squad. You know what I mean, somebody who's willing to die, first play of the game, spit on the quarterback.

• 3:53Speaker 03

  That's great.

• 3:54Speaker 01

  Nice, that's great, you liked it?

• 3:58Matt McCusker?

  I saw Dak spit first. Was there a reason for that? Yeah.

• 4:01Speaker 01

  Dak did spit at him first, which we didn't know.

• 4:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:04Speaker 01

  During the game, it's like, that's the craziest thing I've ever seen.

• 4:07Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he got, he got kicked off, he got kicked out of the game, right?

• 4:09Speaker 03

  Before the first snap, yeah.

• 4:11Speaker 01

  Before the first play, he walked into the Cowboys huddle and spit on the quarterback.

• 4:14Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but I saw.

• 4:15Speaker 01

  Alright, you're out.

• 4:17Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you can't do that.

• 4:18Speaker 01

  You were fired up, I was furious.

• 4:19Matt McCusker?

  Did he go for his face or like?

• 4:21Speaker 01

  He spit right on his chest.

• 4:22Matt McCusker?

  But Dak spit towards him.

• 4:24Speaker 01

  Dak spit from a distance towards him.

• 4:26Matt McCusker?

  He's a cowboy.

• 4:28Speaker 01

  Which is a good move, if you're gonna fire someone up.

• 4:30Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 4:31Speaker 01

  I think it's easy to get.

• 4:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, Nick's on the sideline, like, okay, I like it.

• 4:36Speaker 01

  I think Jalen though, that's a guy you gotta target.

• 4:38Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 4:39Speaker 01

  If you're an opposing quarterback, you can get him kicked out of the game.

• 4:41Matt McCusker?

  You can get him fired up.

• 4:42Speaker 01

  If he stays in the game, you're in trouble.

• 4:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 4:44Speaker 03

  That's why he dropped so far in the draft. You guys always fucking, everybody falls right in your fucking lap. It's unbelievable.

• 4:51Speaker 01

  You guys had a good draft.

• 4:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, but.

• 4:54Speaker 01

  The G-men.

• 4:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We always seem to have a good draft. It just doesn't pay out.

• 4:59Speaker 01

  You guys lost again this weekend, right?

• 5:00Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 5:04Speaker 01

  Dude, and the Dodgers are on the verge.

• 5:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:08Speaker 01

  Don't get swept, huh?

• 5:10Speaker 03

  A lot of tough losses this month.

• 5:12Speaker 01

  I'm with you.

• 5:13Speaker 03

  It's alright.

• 5:14Speaker 01

  I know this is all, we're talking sports.

• 5:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:16Speaker 01

  Notre Dame going 0-2.

• 5:18Matt McCusker?

  I know, it's heartbreaking.

• 5:19Speaker 01

  I'm a curse on whatever team I love.

• 5:21Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 5:21Speaker 01

  Actually, nevermind. The Eagles won the Super Bowl.

• 5:22Speaker 03

  Eagles just won the Super Bowl. Phillies look pretty fucking good.

• 5:25Speaker 01

  Phillies are good, but Notre Dame, 0-2.

• 5:28Matt McCusker?

  They're two, they're losses you can take though.

• 5:31Speaker 01

  They're gonna go 10-2. I'm channeling what you did last year.

• 5:33Matt McCusker?

  Mm-hmm.

• 5:34Speaker 01

  Said, what if they just, you know, just galvanize the team and they come back and win? I was like, Matt, you're being a girl right now. You're too emotional.

• 5:43Matt McCusker?

  I checked back in like 13 weeks later, he's like, they've won literally every single game. I'm like, oh wow, that's fucking cool.

• 5:48Speaker 01

  Every single game since you said that.

• 5:51Speaker 03

  You just pulled off a huge upset against Penn State.

• 5:53Speaker 01

  Well, now we're talking, now we're talking about North Texas college football dynasty.

• 5:58Matt McCusker?

  You only watch somebody else where you take the ball into your own hands.

• 6:00Speaker 01

  I had to with the quarterback.

• 6:04Speaker 01

  I still can't believe I bet on Penn State today.

• 6:08Matt McCusker?

  That was a good game.

• 6:09Speaker 01

  That was exciting.

• 6:10Matt McCusker?

  I walked in, I rode my bike five and a half miles, charged it up, and then I walk in.

• 6:14Speaker 01

  Walk into North Texas, game winning drive.

• 6:16Matt McCusker?

  Screaming Eagles.

• 6:16Speaker 01

  It was incredible.

• 6:17Matt McCusker?

  The mean greens.

• 6:18Speaker 01

  The mean greens.

• 6:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, taking North Texas to the promised land on Heisman, good luck.

• 6:25Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 6:26Speaker 01

  Not many can do it.

• 6:27Matt McCusker?

  You're on Heisman right there?

• 6:28Speaker 01

  Obviously I'm on Heisman, man.

• 6:29Matt McCusker?

  And you're cutting through the defense like that?

• 6:32Speaker 01

  That's what I do. A lot of guys have hobbies and families.

• 6:39Matt McCusker?

  Play the computer on hard, it's crazy.

• 6:41Speaker 01

  I'm just playing with North Texas, focused on recruiting, you know? A lot of guys have a fulfilling life.

• 6:48Speaker 01

  Trying to take the mean green to the we got Clemson in the Rose Bowl as soon as this podcast is over and uh I'm just proud of my guys no matter what I like I don't think it's looking good Clemson on Heisman in the Rose Bowl but

• 7:02Matt McCusker?

  I mean dude after

• 7:03Speaker 01

  The way this team came together

• 7:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was pretty impressive to see

• 7:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, I appreciate that

• 7:08Speaker 03

  I was hyped

• 7:08Matt McCusker?

  The coaching offers I thought were kind of a slap in the face

• 7:10Speaker 01

  Coaching offers were a slap in the face

• 7:12Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I was like

• 7:12Speaker 01

  I took the mean green to the whatever

• 7:15Matt McCusker?

  The Rose Bowl, what the fuck?

• 7:16Speaker 01

  I gotta fucking Purdue head coach

• 7:20Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck

• 7:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, wasn't it like New Mexico too?

• 7:23Speaker 01

  I am the offensive coordinator for the mean green, I'm not even the head coach

• 7:26Matt McCusker?

  Oh, you're O coordinator?

• 7:27Speaker 01

  I'm just the OC

• 7:28Speaker 03

  Dude, my cousin was fucking quarterback from New Mexico

• 7:31Matt McCusker?

  Damn, that's crazy

• 7:33Speaker 01

  One of them You see Eget's cousin against Texas?

• 7:35Matt McCusker?

  He's got two, he's like two

• 7:36Speaker 03

  The Eget dynasty

• 7:37Matt McCusker?

  That's what they're saying on on fucking

• 7:39Speaker 01

  And they're Jewish too?

• 7:41Matt McCusker?

  Yeah

• 7:42Speaker 01

  Jewish quarterbacks?

• 7:43Speaker 03

  Unbelievable

• 7:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, who knew?

• 7:45Speaker 01

  That's why

• 7:47Speaker 03

  They're not, they're not running up the score

• 7:49Speaker 01

  Arch Manning

• 7:50Speaker 03

  They're the only Jews not running up the score are the Egets in D1

• 7:56Speaker 01

  Well, maybe they'll play the Cumberland Valley Pee Wee football team Drop forty thousand on them

• 8:05Speaker 03

  No, but it's it's serious, yeah

• 8:09Matt McCusker?

  I checked, I checked the news, I'm like, is that over yet? Not at all

• 8:12Speaker 01

  No

• 8:12Matt McCusker?

  It's ripping, it's ripping Just got ruled by the UN like an official genocide

• 8:16Speaker 01

  No, it's really bad and

• 8:17Matt McCusker?

  Yeah

• 8:18Speaker 01

  You want

• 8:18Speaker 03

  But we went to Chicago

• 8:20Matt McCusker?

  We did

• 8:20Speaker 01

  Yeah There's some harsh videos, yeah, whatever Really, really fucking day up

• 8:26Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yes

• 8:27Speaker 01

  Yeah It's a genocide, yeah

• 8:30Matt McCusker?

  The UN ruled officially

• 8:32Speaker 01

  I've been waiting for that to call it out

• 8:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, the UN ruling? Well, you don't know, I don't, you know

• 8:38Speaker 01

  It's funny, somebody was like, you don't even say free Palestine, I looked it up, I've been saying it way too much I said it before the conflict I had like a compilation of me on Rogan Hammered like Free bounce

• 8:52Speaker 01

  All right, slow down.

• 8:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 8:55Speaker 01

  The Jays will get you.

• 8:57Matt McCusker?

  They could.

• 8:59Matt McCusker?

  They good?

• 9:00Speaker 01

  They could.

• 9:01Matt McCusker?

  I mean, they literally could.

• 9:02Speaker 01

  Have you ever seen me texting any of you guys? Never mind.

• 9:06Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 9:07Speaker 01

  Nothing.

• 9:08Speaker 03

  My love, I love my bolt action rifle.

• 9:11Speaker 01

  For something I shouldn't even.

• 9:13Matt McCusker?

  My love.

• 9:15Speaker 01

  Chicago was incredible.

• 9:19Matt McCusker?

  My love, I was so excited you got back to me.

• 9:21Speaker 01

  My love.

• 9:24Speaker 01

  Man, this episode is brought to you by PrizePix. Man, I'm so happy we've gotten football back. Like, what was I doing before? Having a life?

• 9:34Matt McCusker?

  Doubt it, bro.

• 9:36Speaker 01

  True. Happy as I am, nothing brings down the Sunday vibes like an injury. Sure, the players that feel the pain, but the pain I feel from my picks? That hurts so much more than the pain from a guy that's trying.

• 9:52Matt McCusker?

  That's why you gotta play on PrizePix. Give me that. They offer injury reboots, so if one of your players leaves the game in the first half and doesn't return, PrizePix.

• 10:04Speaker 01

  That's how I felt playing at Penn State, dude. I got ho.

• 10:07Matt McCusker?

  It as a loss. I'm gonna have a seizure, dude.

• 10:12Speaker 01

  Sorry.

• 10:12Matt McCusker?

  They were the first app to offer injury reboots. I was trying to read that.

• 10:17Speaker 01

  They offer injury reboots. Okay, so that gives me some freedom on my picks. So I'm thinking more on Jalen Hurts' rush yards. And let's go with more on Christian McCaffrey's rush and receiving yards. I like the way he runs the ball.

• 10:32Speaker 01

  It's our white man runs.

• 10:35Speaker 01

  He just plays the game the right way. What the fuck?

• 10:37Matt McCusker?

  What the hell?

• 10:39Speaker 01

  Always, always like adding a guy like that to my lineup. That's, uh, this is how PrizePix adds an extra layer of fun to the game. It's a simple way and you can get it done in 60 seconds. What's there not to like?

• 10:48Matt McCusker?

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• 10:52Speaker 01

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• 11:03Matt McCusker?

  Also, guys, I'm about to start hitting the comedy clubs again pretty soon. I got a bunch of stuff coming out. Right now, the only thing that's nailed down is Off the Hook Comedy Club in Naples, Florida on November 7th, 2025. It's gonna be awesome. Be tight, and I have a couple others that'll be coming out, so stay tuned. All right.

• 11:19Speaker 01

  I have Houston and Tulsa this weekend, then I'm in Florida the 25th, 26th, 27th. Then October 3rd, Baltimore, Maryland. October 17th through the, October 17th and 18th, I'm at Resorts World in Las Vegas. And then November 7th, San Francisco. November 8th, Sacramento. So go to those.

• 11:44Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 11:49Speaker 01

  So we get into Chicago.

• 11:51Matt McCusker?

  Chicago was nice.

• 11:52Speaker 03

  Dude, that was one of the best, seriously, one of the best weekends of my life.

• 11:55Matt McCusker?

  For real.

• 11:55Speaker 01

  Go see Oasis.

• 11:57Speaker 03

  Yeah. Oasis ruled epic.

• 11:58Matt McCusker?

  I forgot I saw them.

• 12:00Speaker 01

  Exactly, dude.

• 12:01Matt McCusker?

  There's so much other going on.

• 12:03Speaker 01

  Too much.

• 12:04Matt McCusker?

  It was, it for real.

• 12:05Speaker 01

  I'm with him, though, I kind of barely saw it.

• 12:07Speaker 03

  I know.

• 12:08Matt McCusker?

  I saw it, I saw too much of it.

• 12:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:10Matt McCusker?

  It just got washed out. I was jamming harder than anyone possibly ever. I was jamming harder than anybody.

• 12:15Speaker 01

  Dude, but Noel, Noel coming down, saying what's up before the show, taking a group picture. Maybe the fattest photo I've ever taken. Ruined the photo, I was like, no one's getting this photo.

• 12:27Speaker 03

  In your fucking bucket hat.

• 12:28Speaker 01

  No one could have this.

• 12:29Speaker 03

  You look like a fucking fat Gilligan.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  The fattest photo possible. And I ruined it.

• 12:35Matt McCusker?

  I'm a huge, like, can't be that bad, and I looked at it, I was like, I can see, I can see the redaction.

• 12:39Speaker 01

  Let's, let's not put that one out.

• 12:42Speaker 03

  Dude, I was just praying I wouldn't embarrass myself, and I did.

• 12:45Speaker 01

  You did.

• 12:46Speaker 03

  I know, I said epic like 14 times.

• 12:48Speaker 01

  He was, uh, full on, full on Chris Farley SNL interviews.

• 12:52Speaker 03

  Totally was.

• 12:53Speaker 01

  Dude, remember when you did like Wembley? At Wembley, Wembley, it was so epic. And I was just standing there like, the fuck are you doing, why are you doing this?

• 13:03Matt McCusker?

  That was nothing compared to the plan was good. What was, what were you gonna do?

• 13:06Speaker 03

  Oh, right. No, they wouldn't get it, but there was, he did an interview with this guy, Alan Partridge. And he says, his catchphrase was knowing me, Alan Partridge, knowing you, Noel Gallagher, aha. And I was gonna do that, but say Adam Ege, and it would have been infinitely worse.

• 13:20Speaker 01

  I would have been so upset with him.

• 13:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, so be thankful I decided against my better judgment.

• 13:25Speaker 01

  Totally fair. Epic was sick.

• 13:27Speaker 03

  In all fairness, the fucking shows in, at Wembley were epic, so.

• 13:31Matt McCusker?

  Bro, I agree.

• 13:32Speaker 03

  I stand by it.

• 13:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, they were for the win.

• 13:33Speaker 03

  I shouldn't have said it 14 times, but he was the person I've always been most nervous. I've always wanted to meet him more than anybody in the world.

• 13:41Matt McCusker?

  He was so nice, too.

• 13:42Speaker 01

  That was awesome.

• 13:43Speaker 03

  He was the coolest fucking, even cooler than I thought he would be, and I thought he would be the coolest man alive.

• 13:47Matt McCusker?

  He was also crazy knowing he had to go do a concert. That was his chill level before having to go do a concert for fucking 80,000 people.

• 13:53Speaker 01

  Still remained pretty chill.

• 13:54Matt McCusker?

  Yo, yo.

• 13:55Speaker 01

  Then you'd see him singing and you'd be like, holy shit.

• 13:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:58Speaker 03

  They're the shit, dude.

• 13:59Matt McCusker?

  No, they were, that was awesome.

• 14:00Speaker 01

  Oasis rules.

• 14:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:01Speaker 01

  But, uh, the real thing that happened was Adam Ege, Mr. Fucking Sobriety. Our one guy who's supposed to be the soberman on the trip. Also, Matt was with me and Billy and Spud.

• 14:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:12Speaker 01

  I figured, I was like, we're, we're gonna drink a little bit, like.

• 14:15Speaker 03

  For sure.

• 14:15Speaker 01

  This will be an easy, laid back time.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:18Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? Like, nobody's gonna get that crazy. Spud, maybe.

• 14:20Speaker 03

  Yeah. I don't drink.

• 14:22Speaker 01

  You don't drink?

• 14:22Speaker 03

  No.

• 14:23Matt McCusker?

  I don't drink a lot.

• 14:24Speaker 01

  But you're Mr. Sober.

• 14:24Matt McCusker?

  My wheels, I would, my, the boulder was rolling downhill for me at that point, though, because I was.

• 14:29Speaker 03

  Well, for the flight was fucking intense, man. The, the, uh, what do they call, uh, what do they call them?

• 14:34Matt McCusker?

  Bubble Buoyes?

• 14:35Speaker 01

  The plane.

• 14:36Matt McCusker?

  That was scary.

• 14:37Speaker 03

  I'm singing the Big Bopper, that was a mistake, too.

• 14:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, you shouldn't do that on a plane.

• 14:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was terrible.

• 14:43Speaker 00

  Oh, baby, that's what I like. Oh, baby, that's what I like.

• 14:48Speaker 01

  But Mr. Sobriety, we're up in a box, which, then, thank you to Noel for giving us that wonderful suite.

• 14:55Matt McCusker?

  Fucking incredible.

• 14:56Speaker 01

  But it's tough, it's tough to watch Oasis. You don't wanna watch it from a suite.

• 14:58Matt McCusker?

  The vibe was too contained. It was too contained, yeah.

• 15:01Speaker 03

  You can't even, there was the, the plate of glass and the, the music would seep in through the little tiny window.

• 15:07Speaker 01

  So Mr. Sobriety goes, hey, I got some acid. And it was like, no, I'm not taking that. We have a couple of drinks. We go, all right.

• 15:13Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 15:14Speaker 01

  I'll take half. Matt will take half. We'll split one.

• 15:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I knew it was coming down. I'll do three.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  Matt buys a bottle of tequila, sneaks it down to the floor where we're all standing.

• 15:24Matt McCusker?

  By the way, the biggest bottle of Casa Azul I've ever seen. It's like Costco Casa Azul. Looked like the fucking Eiffel Tower.

• 15:31Speaker 01

  Half of acid had probably started.

• 15:33Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 15:34Speaker 01

  And we were like, this isn't doing much. Let's take another full one.

• 15:37Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 15:38Speaker 01

  So now we're both on a tab and a half.

• 15:40Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 15:41Speaker 01

  And then it kicked in.

• 15:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 15:43Speaker 01

  And I was just, I was just standing still watching, but Matt was fucking going wild.

• 15:50Matt McCusker?

  Every time I looked over.

• 15:51Speaker 01

  You look over, he's got, he's got the cornhole.

• 15:56Speaker 01

  Smoking weed under his shirt.

• 15:57Matt McCusker?

  Full bottle of Casa Azul. I look over at one point and he's literally drinking the fucking Casa Azul.

• 16:03Speaker 01

  Creatures. Every creature gathered around this bottle of tequila on the ground. Literally like six different big fat white guys would all just. And occasionally Matt would come by, pick it up and chug it, pass it in a circle.

• 16:17Matt McCusker?

  I'd have to prove. Cause there was just, there was just the bottle on the ground and I had a tee, I had my sweatshirt over it. And then eventually my sweatshirt just got kicked and people would look at it and I'd go, dude, you can have some. And they think it was a trap and they'd be like, what is it? And I'm visibly tripping like, dude, drink that. It's totally fine. And they were like, is there anything in it? And I'd be like, no, there's nothing in it. And I would show them by taking a sip, not realizing I was taking like half a shot every time. Had no effect on me.

• 16:40Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, of course. Yeah.

• 16:42Matt McCusker?

  I was just, I was like, check it out.

• 16:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. It was, I smoked the bat. The bat did nothing.

• 16:47Speaker 01

  Oh yeah. Then I look over.

• 16:50Matt McCusker?

  It all culminated. It culminated eventually.

• 16:53Speaker 01

  Every time I could look over and then at one point he's got the. The shirt over his head.

• 16:59Matt McCusker?

  You, you ever took, put a shirt over your head and let it join the wind? It's a, did you ever do that? It's a classic trick.

• 17:06Speaker 01

  It was a side of Matt I've almost never seen. It was like, Matt was in nineteen, we kept being like 99 Woodstock.

• 17:16Speaker 01

  2025 Oasis.

• 17:18Matt McCusker?

  Oh yeah.

• 17:21Speaker 01

  Cause I, I, I felt like I wasn't tripping that much because I'm not used to that. So I was just like staring. I was definitely high as fuck. I was just staring at the wall, the graphics.

• 17:30Matt McCusker?

  Graphic killing.

• 17:31Speaker 01

  Literal wonder wall. Just.

• 17:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 17:33Speaker 01

  But Matt would be like.

• 17:36Speaker 01

  Literally Hillary with the balloons every second.

• 17:42Speaker 01

  And I was doing that thing where I'm like, I'm not even that fucked up. Look at Matt. Look at Matt, dude. That's crazy. I was the highest I've ever been in my life.

• 17:51Speaker 03

  Every two seconds I'm like, did it kick in for you?

• 17:54Matt McCusker?

  I would look back and you'd be like.

• 17:56Speaker 01

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• 19:05Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 19:06Matt McCusker?

  The concerts, but the music was my favorite part.

• 19:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:09Matt McCusker?

  I got in there and there was when it started kicking in on me, I was like, I just noticed I was doing that same stuff where I'd be like, I don't know, man, who the fuck designed this artwork on the back? This shit's weird. Everything I'd see, I'd be like, that's weird. This sucks. Why is this guy doing that? Like, damn, these guys are like kind of old. And then all of a sudden I was like, I'm not gonna make it unless I shut down this negative thinking. And I complete, I don't know what happened. I flipped the switch and I just was no negative thinking the entire. It was so nice. Oh, exactly.

• 19:36Speaker 01

  Again.

• 19:37Matt McCusker?

  I got the access to my brain and I was like, alright.

• 19:38Speaker 03

  Every three songs, this fucking hero, this legend goes, walks up there and gets us a big case of bottled water.

• 19:45Speaker 01

  He caught me. I went up to try to go to the bathroom and had to take a thousand photos. And then Matt came behind me with a case of a whole case of water. And he was like, I got water. I was like, dude, oh my God, you're an angel. You're a complete angel.

• 19:58Matt McCusker?

  He sent an email to himself at one point.

• 20:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:01Matt McCusker?

  That was awesome.

• 20:02Speaker 01

  Oh, that was so funny. Matt's like, dude, check out this email. I was like.

• 20:06Matt McCusker?

  It was literally in the middle of Wonderwall.

• 20:09Speaker 01

  They were like, ladies and gentlemen, Wonderwall. Matt was like, look at this email. Like, dude, please stop.

• 20:14Matt McCusker?

  I sent it to myself.

• 20:16Speaker 01

  Sent an email to himself about like, we are all vibrations. Your flower is beautiful.

• 20:22Matt McCusker?

  Check out this email.

• 20:23Speaker 01

  You showed me your phone and I was like, I can't. It was just squiggly. I was like, oh shit. I didn't think I was that high.

• 20:30Matt McCusker?

  Dude, when I first broke off for a water mission, it was like, there was a, on the, I guess, like the ground level, there was like a little water stand, the line was so long and I was in line and I couldn't stop laughing about how much it sucks to stand in line. Is there a part of you that believes you're so important? Then you stand in line, it's just like a knife just hitting that part for the whole time. Then this guy next to me was like, I don't, I don't know if he's like a Mexican guy or what, but he was just like, you know, I heard that you can go up the steps and get water. And I was like, nice move.

• 20:57Speaker 01

  Is that how you said it?

• 20:57Matt McCusker?

  That's how we found it.

• 20:58Speaker 01

  Say, hey, man, I heard you.

• 21:00Matt McCusker?

  He seemed like he was like Mexican, but very American, but then he stopped. But then it can't, he was just like, hey, I'm trying to score some fucking coke, man. And I was like, oh, cool, dude, let's go get some water and we'll talk about that.

• 21:13Matt McCusker?

  And that's when I discovered you, just get people like, oh shit, oh shit.

• 21:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was actually, that helped me though with the line. They were like, go, go.

• 21:19Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's nice.

• 21:20Speaker 01

  And I was like, thank you, I'm on acid. Thank you, hi, I'm on acid, I'm on acid. I told every single, I told everyone for three straight days. I'm on acid. Hi, I'm on acid.

• 21:32Matt McCusker?

  Kicking for me until literally the fireworks.

• 21:34Speaker 01

  The fireworks was where I realized how severe it was.

• 21:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know that, once the fireworks, I was like, okay, this is intense. And then the music stopped and I went, oh, okay, well now what's my brain gonna do?

• 21:45Speaker 01

  Yeah. And that's when KG Elephant saved us.

• 21:48Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true.

• 21:48Speaker 01

  They literally were like, in here, hurry. So KG Elephant opened for him and we were hanging out with them a little, which they were very nice, like.

• 21:54Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they're cool.

• 21:55Speaker 01

  When he, he like jumped on me and I was like, I'm on acid. This is like kind of the first time I've ever taken acid. He was like, I got you, man, don't worry. I was like, I don't know how much you're helping me.

• 22:04Matt McCusker?

  He's like, whoa, check out that shit, right?

• 22:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's pretty. I didn't even notice that.

• 22:11Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I didn't, I didn't care for the purposeful, like heaviness of conversation they kept doing, which I, I would be like, I know what you guys are doing.

• 22:18Speaker 01

  It was.

• 22:19Matt McCusker?

  You can.

• 22:19Speaker 01

  Bringing up like rage.

• 22:20Speaker 03

  And shit, somebody did.

• 22:21Speaker 01

  What?

• 22:21Speaker 03

  Somebody in the room.

• 22:22Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 22:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, there was like, and it was like, as a joke.

• 22:25Speaker 03

  Doing it to like purposely fuck with us. I don't, it was just some random guy.

• 22:29Speaker 01

  Really nice.

• 22:29Matt McCusker?

  They were super nice.

• 22:30Speaker 03

  Everybody else was being super nice.

• 22:32Speaker 01

  Saved us.

• 22:32Matt McCusker?

  They're being tricksters.

• 22:33Speaker 03

  Dude, I love.

• 22:34Speaker 01

  Walk out in that crowd, that would have been. I couldn't even, my legs were like.

• 22:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 22:40Speaker 01

  Vibrating.

• 22:41Matt McCusker?

  Yes.

• 22:42Speaker 01

  No homo.

• 22:44Speaker 01

  Sounds gay.

• 22:46Speaker 03

  I just was sweating so profusely.

• 22:49Speaker 01

  Oh, right where we got.

• 22:50Speaker 03

  I went through so many napkins and I just.

• 22:53Matt McCusker?

  That was the best.

• 22:54Speaker 03

  You were dying.

• 22:55Speaker 01

  We're sitting in their green room. They bring us, KG Elephant saves us. They just go, here, don't, don't. Just run straight back to the locker.

• 23:01Matt McCusker?

  They're the best.

• 23:02Speaker 01

  Right behind the stage. So then we're sitting there and they're all being very nice and. You were cracking me up with just like trying to be in control. Like this is it? This is as high as we're gonna get? Everything's down from here. I was like, Matt, we're gonna be high for a day. This is just starting. We're so fucked.

• 23:18Matt McCusker?

  I thought for sure it was about to wear off.

• 23:20Speaker 03

  It just kept getting worse and I was like, no, no.

• 23:22Speaker 01

  Two hours ago. Just started. You're like, that's fine. This is as high as we're gonna get. I thought it was a hundred fifty degrees.

• 23:30Matt McCusker?

  My feet felt like they were like fish tanks.

• 23:31Speaker 01

  My gla- I was wearing glasses. They were fogged up. It was so hot.

• 23:35Speaker 03

  There was like food there.

• 23:36Speaker 01

  Egot's trying to, Egot's trying to have conversation too. Oh, this is definitely what you're saying. They're like, man, Chicago's great. You're like, Chicago, what a great city. Look over and he's got a pile of paper towels because he's sweating and just going, oh yeah, Chicago, what a fucking town.

• 23:52Speaker 03

  Man, it's a, it's a, is this Chicago? A hell of a town.

• 23:54Speaker 01

  Hell of a town. I love it.

• 23:56Matt McCusker?

  They really were like, not exaggerating, maybe like twenty paper towels. It was insane.

• 24:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was disgusting.

• 24:01Matt McCusker?

  It was so funny.

• 24:01Speaker 03

  I really tried for a second to hide them, but everyone was like, dude.

• 24:05Matt McCusker?

  Where were they in your pocket? Were they in your pocket?

• 24:07Speaker 01

  Just on the table next to the couch.

• 24:09Speaker 03

  It was like a box of food there and a stack of napkins and I used literally all.

• 24:13Speaker 01

  Sweat napkins.

• 24:15Speaker 03

  Oh, there were so many, dude.

• 24:16Speaker 01

  But there was, uh, all of his, all the KG Elephant bros are like old Kentucky guys.

• 24:20Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they were nice.

• 24:21Speaker 01

  They were old musicians. So when we were like, we're on acid, this is kind of where, this is my first time getting this high. And they were like, oh, you can have a good night. They were like real.

• 24:29Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, he, and that one dude was fucking awesome. He's like, show me. He's like, what do you got? I was like, I got one left. He's like, okay, yeah, it's gonna be about seven hours. He like told you exactly what you're gonna experience and he was right.

• 24:40Speaker 01

  I think, I think it was more than seven. I think it was about twelve.

• 24:43Matt McCusker?

  It's more like the entire day leading into the next day a little bit.

• 24:45Speaker 01

  Twelve. And I remember sitting there being like, oh no.

• 24:50Speaker 01

  Then we escaped the stadium on the way out. They brought in the cleaning crew.

• 24:55Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 24:56Speaker 01

  How funny was that?

• 24:57Speaker 03

  That was crazy. It was like a parade.

• 24:59Speaker 01

  It was just all the, the people that come in to clean. So it looked like just...

• 25:04Speaker 03

  Forty, it was forty...

• 25:05Speaker 01

  Forty to fifty Mexicans.

• 25:06Matt McCusker?

  Well, it was, it was a small door with a like, like a very narrow stairway. Where they came from like an opening above, down a little tiny stairway. And it's like, you know, you see a cleaning crew, maybe 12 people. It just kept going and going and going.

• 25:20Speaker 01

  And then one of them was like, Shane Gillis.

• 25:21Speaker 03

  He's like, yo, yo.

• 25:23Matt McCusker?

  Dude, it was forty, it was literally like 45 Mexicans and then a black guy in the very end of the procession went, "God damn Shane Gillis, is that you?" And it was just like...

• 25:32Speaker 01

  I was like, oh no.

• 25:35Speaker 01

  I think he used, I think he used the N-word, which was very funny.

• 25:38Speaker 03

  Which was awesome.

• 25:38Speaker 01

  Which was very funny.

• 25:39Matt McCusker?

  Very funny way.

• 25:40Speaker 03

  And then we died laughing. And then it was like, we should have used that opportunity to go up the stairs. And then they immediately turned around and went, and we had to wait for the 40 people to go back up the stairs.

• 25:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, they were shuffling those boys around.

• 25:52Matt McCusker?

  It was like a military procession. It was like, they just were showing us and they were like, alright.

• 25:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was a show of force.

• 25:58Matt McCusker?

  They're like, back up. And they just went straight back up.

• 26:01Speaker 01

  Billy, Billy was leading the way. Oh, but favorite, one of my favorite moments of the night is we get outside of the stadium and Matt's like, "God damn, I'm telling you, that fucking caffeine."

• 26:13Speaker 03

  That coffee.

• 26:14Speaker 01

  That coffee. I shouldn't have had that caffeine. It got me all jittery. Matt, I just watched you party harder than anyone I've ever seen. You're chugging tequilas, smoking. I was like, is it acid? It wasn't the cup of joe.

• 26:27Matt McCusker?

  Nah, man, it was the second cup. It was espresso martini and a cup of joe.

• 26:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know. Dude, it was the fucking acid and tequila and the weed.

• 26:35Matt McCusker?

  That was the only thing helping me.

• 26:36Speaker 03

  Dude, I think those oysters were off.

• 26:39Speaker 01

  Matt, Matt's diet, that, that was oysters, espresso martini, tequila, weed, and then acid. And he was like, fucking coffee.

• 26:50Speaker 01

  Tony, coffee, just, I...

• 26:52Speaker 03

  He's like, stop. Caffeine's not good.

• 26:55Matt McCusker?

  I'm telling you, man, it was.

• 26:56Speaker 01

  I knew you were gonna double down and be like, I'm telling you, it was the caffeine.

• 27:00Speaker 03

  I'm telling you.

• 27:02Matt McCusker?

  I don't, I try not to touch the stuff anymore.

• 27:07Speaker 01

  And we went. And Billy leads us, leads us to the middle of nowhere.

• 27:10Speaker 03

  I have one to get to the Uber location.

• 27:13Matt McCusker?

  Oh, we walked for a while.

• 27:14Speaker 01

  Till we get under the tree.

• 27:17Matt McCusker?

  I tried to take a picture of a spider and it just.

• 27:19Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, you're trying to identify a spider.

• 27:20Matt McCusker?

  Blur. I'm like, oh, cool.

• 27:22Speaker 03

  That literally was the coolest spider I've ever had in my life.

• 27:26Speaker 01

  I mean, remember there was a whole gang of people under the trees?

• 27:29Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah.

• 27:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, we kept walking and then.

• 27:32Matt McCusker?

  That was pretty weird.

• 27:33Speaker 01

  It was just an encampment of people.

• 27:35Matt McCusker?

  And we got into like a crossover sedan.

• 27:37Speaker 01

  Then we just got into a regular guy's car.

• 27:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, we got a random car.

• 27:40Speaker 01

  It wasn't even an Uber, it was just a guy.

• 27:42Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it was a hack taxi.

• 27:43Speaker 03

  He was, yeah.

• 27:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:44Matt McCusker?

  It was huge.

• 27:45Speaker 03

  It felt like a clown car. I don't know how we all fit in that car, but I'm in the very back with you.

• 27:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, four of you in the back.

• 27:51Speaker 03

  Couldn't see shit and it felt like he was going 200 miles an hour.

• 27:53Matt McCusker?

  It was like a station wagon with a third row that you can barely like fit. It was, that car was tiny.

• 27:58Speaker 01

  I had the, I sat shotgun and had the nicest.

• 28:00Matt McCusker?

  Sat shoty with the man.

• 28:01Speaker 01

  I just saw the skyline of Chicago and it was all moving. It looked like the lights were all flickering. I was like, this is the best moment of my life.

• 28:08Matt McCusker?

  It's a great town.

• 28:09Speaker 03

  It's a great town.

• 28:10Speaker 01

  It's a great town.

• 28:13Matt McCusker?

  It's a great town. It's a great time to have a cup of Joe and relax.

• 28:15Speaker 03

  It's really fucking great. Oh, God.

• 28:18Matt McCusker?

  Just having a nice cup of Joe in Chicago and relaxing.

• 28:20Speaker 01

  Cup of Joe got you fucked up. I don't know what they're putting in the bean in Chicago, but god damn.

• 28:28Matt McCusker?

  I still hold it. I was like LSD, not a problem. It's caffeine, man.

• 28:32Speaker 01

  That's what was cracking me. I was like, literally when you said it, I had a montage of what I saw you doing.

• 28:45Matt McCusker?

  It was one of those joints that has like an eighth of weed. It was enormous.

• 28:49Speaker 01

  I know it was a blunt.

• 28:50Matt McCusker?

  It was huge. Remember the ones, uh, the ones I gave you from Detroit that are just like, they're bats? Absolutely. They're, they're for real doinks.

• 28:58Speaker 01

  It was so good, dude. Big doinks in Chicago. Oasis 2025.

• 29:02Matt McCusker?

  It was so fun.

• 29:03Speaker 01

  But then we go back to the hotel. We're in my room. We're just staring at one painting. Free beer.

• 29:09Matt McCusker?

  Free beer painting.

• 29:10Speaker 03

  I mean, I have a photo of it somewhere.

• 29:12Speaker 01

  The free beer painting was.

• 29:13Speaker 03

  But it, it, it looked like, it should have been hanging in the loo, like it was fucking gorgeous.

• 29:18Matt McCusker?

  I did the, the dimensions and depth and it were crazy.

• 29:21Speaker 03

  It was stunning. And then, remember there was one, I thought it was a swan and then Billy's like, you fucking retard, that's a rose. She's holding a rose.

• 29:29Speaker 01

  It looked like a swan.

• 29:30Speaker 03

  It looked like a swan.

• 29:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, thank God for Billy for.

• 29:34Speaker 03

  Maybe I can send it to you after.

• 29:35Matt McCusker?

  I'm gonna see if I can find the painting. Free beer painting, this is, nope, alright, yep, nope, we're not getting this. That might be just one of a kind.

• 29:44Speaker 01

  That was probably an original.

• 29:45Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I believe so.

• 29:46Speaker 01

  But I did wake up the next day and realized, uh, it was a dull sack of shit painting.

• 29:52Speaker 03

  It literally looked like it was from Marshalls. Like, it's, I guarantee you that's where they got it at.

• 29:57Matt McCusker?

  I think it's seared into my brain, cause Adam showed me like several days later on his phone, I was like, God, that's such a nice fucking thing.

• 30:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was epic.

• 30:04Speaker 01

  It was fucking epic, Chicago, what a town.

• 30:07Matt McCusker?

  What a town, though, seriously. Towards the end, I knew it, the writing was on the wall, I was like, ah, these guys are ready to go to bed, I was keeping the chat alive as long as possible.

• 30:13Speaker 01

  I know, you were trying to keep the chat alive.

• 30:15Matt McCusker?

  Cause I'm telling, dude, I'm telling you, when I have too much caffeine, when it wears off, the fucking, I just get like horrible knots in my chest and I could feel it coming for me and I was like, me alone in this room, while I'm kinda tripping, oh, I know.

• 30:28Speaker 01

  Kinda tripping.

• 30:29Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 30:29Speaker 01

  We were tripping, oh, nice. It's free beer, dude.

• 30:33Matt McCusker?

  God, the painting's fucking awesome. I still like it, I still like it.

• 30:36Speaker 03

  It's so shit.

• 30:37Matt McCusker?

  I still like it.

• 30:39Speaker 03

  It does look like a swan, though.

• 30:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, of course. It does look like a swan.

• 30:43Speaker 03

  Right?

• 30:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:44Speaker 03

  Wearing like a white dress.

• 30:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:46Matt McCusker?

  We'll show it. We'll show the folks at home.

• 30:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude. What are you doing there, Amaze? Uh, just recording a meeting. Okay.

• 30:51Matt McCusker?

  I got back to my room and was just like, nothing, just pack your clothes, just normal stuff, dude, just do normal stuff, packing. I started packing my clothes, I'm like, this is taking a long time and I would stop and be like, what are you so, what are you freaking out about, dude? I'd be like, nothing, dude, don't worry about it.

• 31:06Speaker 01

  I like that your internal monologue is an actual conversation with yourself.

• 31:10Matt McCusker?

  Oh, big time.

• 31:10Speaker 01

  That's pretty crazy.

• 31:11Matt McCusker?

  It's kinda nice. It was just kinda like, dude, we got this, everything's cool. And I'd be like, hey, why wouldn't it be cool, dude? Shut the fuck up, dude.

• 31:18Speaker 01

  Totally, wait, wasn't that? Didn't you have internal monologue at the mirror or something?

• 31:21Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I, I was like, I'm putting my stuff away and I'm like, this is fucked up, dude. You're overthinking this. Chill, relax. And I like went to go to the bathroom and it's caught my reflection. I was like, it's all been leading to this. And I just stared at myself and the whole time, there was like this, it was hard to explain. It was like a flash of just like, it wasn't even really insight. It was just like, dude, I'm gonna look myself in the eye. I'm gonna show up for myself. I'm gonna be present in my own body. And I was just like, you got this, dude. I'm finally here. And my first thought was like, shut the fuck up. And I was like, god damn it. Fuck.

• 31:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was.

• 31:53Matt McCusker?

  I was in a fun house, dude. I went back to my room.

• 31:55Speaker 01

  I was avoiding those mirrors like a plague, dude. If I saw a mirror, I was like, oh, no, no, no.

• 31:59Matt McCusker?

  No, I got caught in it, dude. I got fully caught in it and, oh, it was, that was, that was a rugged one. And I just laid in bed with just like, it, it felt like my insides were completely constricted. I held off as long as I could. Finally, I was like, hey Shane, how you making out, dude? I'm fucking not doing so hot.

• 32:16Speaker 01

  I just fell asleep.

• 32:18Matt McCusker?

  I didn't want to go to bed.

• 32:19Speaker 01

  I'm so sorry. I was like, dude, I really, I don't care. Nothing matters. I was having such a nice time.

• 32:23Matt McCusker?

  Oh, I was fucking dying.

• 32:25Speaker 03

  I just went and started my own shitty painting in my hotel room for about two hours and then I couldn't sleep and I just did some mock drafts.

• 32:30Matt McCusker?

  See, I.

• 32:31Speaker 01

  Some mock fancy drafts.

• 32:33Matt McCusker?

  I tried to go to bed. That was my problem. I tried to go to bed and it was just like, the feeling in my chest was just horrific, just like super tense. And then there was like, I was listening to YouTube's to calm myself down. So it was like meditation YouTube's, all this stuff, relaxation. I'm playing, I'm just laying there, nothing's working. And eventually they're like, like whatever feeling you have, give it a shape. And I was like, give it a color. And I'm like, red. And it's like, give it a shape. And I'm like, I closed my eyes and it's just like, this amorphous shiny blob going in the.

• 33:04Speaker 01

  It's a Twix box.

• 33:06Matt McCusker?

  The shape completely turned on me. It was just like, I was like, fuck, this isn't working.

• 33:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was fun.

• 33:12Speaker 03

  Oh my god, we laughed so fucking hard in that hotel room.

• 33:14Speaker 01

  You need to tell the drys day.

• 33:15Matt McCusker?

  The bag was so fucking hard.

• 33:17Speaker 01

  You need to tell the drys day. I don't care how long it takes to set up, I love this story.

• 33:22Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true, please, from the very beginning.

• 33:23Speaker 01

  Fellas, get off your phones and pay attention.

• 33:25Speaker 03

  I can't recall.

• 33:26Speaker 01

  Somebody needs to hear this for the first time.

• 33:28Speaker 03

  I can't recall, I feel like Norm told it somewhere, but we went to go see, back in like, 2007 maybe, we went and saw, um, legendary, uh, baseball player commentator and actor, um, uh, Yoker, Bob Yoker, uh, and, uh...

• 33:46Speaker 01

  Who, by the way, is in the Miller Lite commercial.

• 33:48Speaker 03

  He's in the Miller Lite commercial with Norm.

• 33:49Speaker 01

  What? We're on it.

• 33:50Speaker 03

  That's where they met.

• 33:51Speaker 01

  No, I mean, this, there's a new one.

• 33:53Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, he was doing it for years.

• 33:54Speaker 01

  So, the next, the next day, we're talking about fucking, the, the bags on you.

• 33:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:58Speaker 01

  And I'm, in the, I'm in a sports bar and Yoker comes on TV, I'm like,

• 34:02Speaker 03

  Dude, that's fucking awesome.

• 34:03Speaker 01

  That's the fucking guy.

• 34:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:04Speaker 01

  What are the odds?

• 34:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, Yoker, he was on, uh, a famous sitcom in the eighties, Mr. Belvedere, and he was in Major League, and so, that's Bob Yoker, and he's a fucking, he's literally the funniest man I've ever met in my life. So, Norm and I went to go visit him when I was living in Arizona, and he was doing the improv, and we went down to, uh, see a spring training game, and, uh, Yoker for many years has been calling the Brewers games, he's from Milwaukee, and he told us the funniest story I've ever heard in my fucking life, and he was saying that, back in, I think it was...

• 34:33Speaker 01

  Wait, tell him the, tell him the Carson story, too.

• 34:34Speaker 03

  Oh, the Carson story, so, so there was a brief time where, where Yoker did stand-up, and, uh, and he did the Johnny Carson show back in the seventies, and Yoker, uh, he had like, his five-minute set, he kept running it, and then, he went, uh, to go do it on Carson, and he was walking backstage before he was supposed to go up, and he's like, "Yeah, man, I'm fucking..." and he cursed like a sailor, and he has a thick accent, and he's like, "Uh, yeah, man, I fucking, uh, went to go do Carson back in, whatever year it was, 76 or something." And, uh, the, uh, the, the bandleader for Carson back in the day was Doc Severson, and, uh, he's like, "I walked by and, uh, fucking Doc Severson's, uh, his dressing room door's open, and he's sitting in there with, uh, this fucking mountain of white shit on the

• 35:17Speaker 03

  table, and he's like, 'Hey, Yoker, come in here and fucking do some of this shit.'" I didn't even know what the fuck it was. I said, I don't give a fuck. I'll do it. So I go in there and I, it turns out it was obviously cocaine. I didn't fucking know. And then, uh, so I'm in, I'm in doing my fucking seventh line, I think at this point. And the fucking showrunner for Carson, he says, hey, Uker, you're on. So I fucking go out there and I do five minutes of material in about 30 seconds. And they give me the sign to fucking stretch. I didn't know what the fuck I was doing.

• 35:49Speaker 01

  Just seeing a bottle, go, fuck it. I'll do it.

• 35:53Speaker 01

  I gotta do, I gotta do national television. Yeah, fuck it. I'll do it.

• 35:59Speaker 03

  So the best story he told us in my, I've ever heard was, um, he's like, yeah, man, uh, I used to play for the fucking Brewers and, uh, we used to pull bags on each other all the time back in the day on other guys from other ball clubs. And, uh, by the way, a, a bag is a prank and he called them bags.

• 36:15Speaker 01

  The bag, it's the funniest thing. The bag's so funny. Yeah, that'll be in the. Yeah. In the language now.

• 36:22Speaker 03

  This is gonna be in the vernacular forever. Absolutely. So he's like, so, uh, one day we decide, uh, oh, this weekend we got the fucking Dodgers coming to Milwaukee. And we said, oh, this is a perfect opportunity to pull a fucking bag on old Don Drysdale. So, uh, so fucking Don Drysdale had a, he had a fucking whore in every city, but his fucking primo whore was in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. So, uh, we decide, oh, the perfect opportunity for a fucking bag on Drysdale. So we decide, uh, he didn't know little, little did Don Drysdale know, I'm friends with the fucking chief of police in Milwaukee. So he's in this fucking hotel room with his primo whore and we paid that fucking bitch off and, uh, pretend like she died.

• 37:04Speaker 03

  And, uh, had the fucking chief of police and come of a, some of his cops come bang down his fucking hotel room in the, in the fucking middle of the night and she, he thinks he killed this fucking bitch. And so they cuff him naked as the fucking day he was born and he's crying in the fucking hallway, thinks his life's over. And I walked by, I say, hey, Drysdale, the bag's on you.

• 37:27Speaker 03

  Anyway, uh, so 20 minutes later, I'm down in the fucking lobby, uh, having a drink and Drysdale comes down, the fucker's still mad. I said, relax, it's a fucking bag.

• 37:43Speaker 01

  Drysdale, the bag's on you.

• 37:48Speaker 01

  Fuckers still pissed.

• 37:50Speaker 03

  So Norm and I used to always do this bit where we would talk about like, uh, how it'd be great to do a, uh, a sitcom like Candid Camera called The Bags On You with Bob Uker.

• 37:59Speaker 01

  The most horrific.

• 38:02Speaker 03

  Pulls these terrible awful.

• 38:04Speaker 01

  Your wife and kids are dead.

• 38:06Speaker 03

  Bags on you, but it's all cause he was on Mr. Belvedere.

• 38:10Speaker 01

  On you.

• 38:10Speaker 03

  Oh my god. Cause he was on Mr. Belvedere for some reason. We just kept using these old obscure actors from sitcoms in the eighties. So like, hey, this week on The Bags On You, we pull a fucking bag on, uh, Principal Belding.

• 38:24Speaker 03

  Like, you fucking, we tell him, uh, we got evidence that you raped a fucking fourteen year old. But the.

• 38:31Speaker 01

  Turned out the bags on you. The bag's on you. Now that's all allegedly. We don't know if, uh, Drysdale had a whore in every city. No, it's all a story. It's all a funny, made up story. It was just a bag.

• 38:46Speaker 03

  And then Drysdale pulled the bag. He thought it was the, uh.

• 38:48Speaker 01

  Well, I don't know. Yeah, this is, this is one of the most intense bags I've ever heard.

• 38:52Speaker 03

  Keeps going. Allegedly, uh, the, the Drysdale thought that he's like, fucking Drysdale didn't realize I was the one that fucking pulled the bag. It was my idea, but he thought it was the third baseman. Uh, and so we didn't know that, uh, Dry, uh, Drysdale's buddies with these fucking goombas, these fucking Italian goombas, uh, yeah.

• 39:12Speaker 01

  Bad for the whops.

• 39:14Speaker 03

  Couple of these fuckers and, uh, and, uh, we're going down and we're gonna go play in, in Los Angeles. And he gets a couple of these fuckers to go take the third baseman out in a fucking limousine by gunpoint. They drive him out into the fucking middle of the desert and they hand him a shovel and they say, hey, start digging. And, uh, this guy's fucking crying digging what he thinks is gonna be his own grave. And we go, hey, now the bag's on you. This is just a, just for, just for kicks.

• 39:41Speaker 01

  The most evil pranks. Those are serious bags. Just some baseball players, some shit. So fucking funny. Seventies baseball bags. Probably the sixties.

• 39:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, probably.

• 39:52Speaker 01

  Maybe even.

• 39:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, no.

• 39:54Speaker 01

  Jesus Christ. Relax. So I looked up Drysdale after that.

• 39:58Speaker 03

  Oh, yes.

• 39:59Speaker 01

  It's very funny to see.

• 40:00Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 40:00Speaker 01

  A picture of Drysdale.

• 40:01Speaker 03

  Looks like a Don Drysdale.

• 40:04Speaker 01

  I didn't realize Don Drysdale was like, uh. Yeah, he was nasty. He's an all American.

• 40:10Speaker 01

  The bag.

• 40:11Matt McCusker?

  Oh, no.

• 40:11Speaker 01

  The bag getting pulled on old Drysdale.

• 40:14Matt McCusker?

  He probably was usually like. Yeah, he wasn't thrilled. That hooker.

• 40:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's a motherfucker.

• 40:19Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude, that hooker was passed out. He's probably like, oh, rats. The broad is dead.

• 40:25Speaker 01

  I killed the goddamn broad.

• 40:28Matt McCusker?

  Just what I need.

• 40:29Speaker 01

  This broad was sick. This broad came down with the heebie jeebies.

• 40:34Matt McCusker?

  The jig is up. Just through luck, Drysdale. I'm going to the big house for sure.

• 40:43Speaker 01

  Oh, Drysdale, you're in a pickle this time. A real pickle now. Now, get out of it.

• 40:50Matt McCusker?

  Oh, shit, open up the police asshole.

• 40:53Speaker 01

  Oh, shit.

• 40:54Matt McCusker?

  I'm gonna have to shoot my way out. Just my luck, my primo whore craps out on me.

• 40:59Speaker 01

  Honestly, these bags could go really, really bad. You could have jumped out of the hotel.

• 41:04Matt McCusker?

  Easily. Primo whore is such a funny bag.

• 41:08Speaker 01

  Primo whore crocodile in Milwaukee. The textbook primo whore bag. He's gone wild, dude. That was honestly probably in the best western in Milwaukee. The bag got pulled on old La Mer.

• 41:19Matt McCusker?

  Oh, is that right? You had a bag?

• 41:20Speaker 01

  A couple of fellows in Reddit pulled the old bag on La Mer Lee.

• 41:23Matt McCusker?

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• 42:59Speaker 01

  Incredible. You gotta tell it like you do. Were you with your primo whore? So I'm in Milwaukee. I just get offstage. I get on Reddit and I find, uh, Milwaukee's Gone Wild. Now, it's a little subreddit where they're, uh, selling orgies in Milwaukee. I say, seventy-five bucks for an orgy? Yeah, I'll fucking take a razor scooter over to the Best Western. I get in there, they say, "We're not in here. Thanks for the seventy-five bucks. The bag's on you."

• 43:33Speaker 01

  My favorite, my favorite is, "We're back in, we're back in New York. We're back in New York."

• 43:40Speaker 00

  Who there's just taking off with a fucking rock hard cock, seventy-five dollar slider. Oh, Jesus Christ.

• 43:47Matt McCusker?

  Well, you waited, you waited for, how long did you wait?

• 43:48Speaker 01

  He waited in the lobby.

• 43:50Speaker 04

  I waited like thirty, forty minutes. I waited some time. Yeah. And they were like, uh, "We can't come down now. We're too busy fucking."

• 44:00Speaker 01

  He said, "Get back, get back to New York." And he, he tries to confront Milwaukee's Gone Wild. And they're like, "Actually, it's funny you ask. We have an orgy in New York tonight." Seventy-five bucks.

• 44:13Speaker 00

  Did he bag him again?

• 44:14Speaker 01

  No, he didn't bag him.

• 44:15Speaker 00

  Oh, good for you, man. Fooled me once.

• 44:17Speaker 01

  The bag's been pulled on him a couple times on the internet.

• 44:20Speaker 00

  Fucking dick. Bag me once. Shame on you. Bag me twice.

• 44:26Speaker 01

  This sounds like bags on me.

• 44:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, the bag, uh, well, Mary's been hit with the internet bag.

• 44:34Speaker 03

  Oh, it'll get you.

• 44:35Speaker 01

  Jacking off bag.

• 44:37Speaker 03

  What's the jacking off bag?

• 44:39Speaker 01

  You better be careful. You're gonna wanna hear this.

• 44:41Speaker 04

  Uh, which one? I sent my dick to a dude on Snapchat. I thought it was a lady.

• 44:46Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 44:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it happens to the best of us.

• 44:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:50Matt McCusker?

  But you, I admire the fact you were like, go ahead and release it to all my friends. They're cool.

• 44:55Speaker 01

  You literally, so they get, they get your Instagram so they see who your friends are. And then they go, this is who I'm about to send it to if you don't give me $2,000.

• 45:03Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 45:04Speaker 01

  And you go.

• 45:04Speaker 03

  Fucking Black Mirror.

• 45:05Speaker 01

  Well, you gotta send it, cuz you can't negotiate. They're gonna go, alright, here's another list, 2,000 more, I'm sending it to them.

• 45:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:12Speaker 04

  You can't negotiate with terrorists.

• 45:14Speaker 01

  You can't negotiate with these dick terrorists.

• 45:15Matt McCusker?

  He didn't even send it, did he?

• 45:18Speaker 04

  Oh, he sent it.

• 45:18Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 45:19Speaker 04

  He sent it out.

• 45:20Matt McCusker?

  He did send it out?

• 45:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, but nobody answered it. Like, everybody was like, this guy sent me a message about you. I was like, don't.

• 45:25Speaker 01

  Everyone opened it. Just so you know. Every single, I would fucking open it. Everyone's opening that.

• 45:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true.

• 45:33Speaker 01

  We were talking about this, uh, recently and a girl told me, cuz we were sharing stories about this, how it happens to people. And a girl was like, happened to my brother, and it got sent to every single member of my family.

• 45:45Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 45:46Speaker 01

  He was like 18 when he did it. It got sent to his sister and it was a video of him jacking off.

• 45:51Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 45:52Speaker 01

  With his face in it, like.

• 45:56Matt McCusker?

  But he survived.

• 45:57Speaker 01

  Terrorists.

• 45:58Matt McCusker?

  People are evil. Yeah, that's shitty.

• 46:00Speaker 03

  That's like that Black Mirror episode. And they made him do all that crazy shit.

• 46:04Speaker 01

  Fuck a pig?

• 46:05Speaker 03

  No, that was a different episode.

• 46:06Speaker 01

  That man, the bag's on me.

• 46:09Speaker 03

  The bag's on my dick before it goes into that pig.

• 46:13Speaker 01

  Fuck the pig.

• 46:16Matt McCusker?

  I would almost rather have like a, if it could be like a side profile fucking the pig than like an eye contact POV of me jerking off on the screen.

• 46:24Speaker 03

  I disagree.

• 46:25Speaker 01

  Side profile fucking of pigs.

• 46:27Speaker 03

  That's pretty wild, man.

• 46:28Speaker 01

  Vicious.

• 46:28Speaker 03

  That is wild.

• 46:30Matt McCusker?

  We can at least deny some culpability, be like, bro, if you're eye contact into the camera like, fuck, I'm gonna fucking kill him.

• 46:36Speaker 03

  They're both awful options, but I still go with the. Yeah, jacking off, everybody does.

• 46:42Speaker 01

  Fucking a pig is nuts.

• 46:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's an odd choice.

• 46:45Speaker 01

  A real pig.

• 46:45Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you're a pig.

• 46:46Speaker 01

  No, an actual pig, not a lady.

• 46:47Matt McCusker?

  The pig's dead.

• 46:49Speaker 01

  Different, okay.

• 46:49Speaker 03

  Well, yeah.

• 46:50Speaker 01

  Pig of a different color.

• 46:51Speaker 03

  Obviously, the dead pig.

• 46:53Matt McCusker?

  It's a dead pig.

• 46:53Speaker 01

  Dead pig, who wouldn't?

• 46:54Matt McCusker?

  They're about to, you think you sell it later.

• 46:56Speaker 01

  They're gonna kill it anyway.

• 46:56Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, a bunch of Italians are gonna cook it up and eat it.

• 46:58Speaker 03

  Turns out, we just fucking paid that pig off to pretend it was dead.

• 47:02Matt McCusker?

  The bag's on you.

• 47:03Speaker 03

  He's upstairs with his fucking primo pig.

• 47:08Matt McCusker?

  I didn't even have to send the video to my family. I don't even know why I did that.

• 47:14Speaker 03

  I like that, dude. Show the fucking terrorists who's boss.

• 47:17Matt McCusker?

  True, I might start sending my family just non-stop waves.

• 47:20Speaker 03

  I gotta get ahead of this.

• 47:21Matt McCusker?

  Dude, they got me again.

• 47:25Speaker 01

  Fuckers got me. Keep sending videos of you jacking off to your dad. Dad, don't open it.

• 47:31Speaker 03

  Dude, I got catfished terribly once back in, uh, yeah, I mean, ten years ago.

• 47:36Matt McCusker?

  Oh.

• 47:36Speaker 03

  Uh, and my friend told, I was like, I got a bad feeling about this. This girl invited me over. It's late at night on Tinder or something. And, uh, I was like, I got a weird feeling about this.

• 47:46Matt McCusker?

  A boner?

• 47:47Speaker 03

  And he's like, dude, he's like, yeah.

• 47:51Speaker 03

  And, uh...

• 47:51Matt McCusker?

  Something's wrong.

• 47:53Speaker 03

  I'm like, I could get laid, but I might be murdered.

• 47:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 47:56Speaker 03

  And, uh, my buddy's like, oh, you know what you can do? Is you can put the phone number into the Facebook search bar at the time, and it'll show if there's a profile link to that account. I swear to God. I typed in the phone number and it's literally, it doesn't matter that they're black, but they happen to be black. And wearing a ski mask. Whoa! It was literally just three profile pictures, and he definitely had a gun in another one. I'm like, I'm glad I looked that up.

• 48:21Speaker 01

  That's really nice.

• 48:22Speaker 03

  I still went. I still went, you know?

• 48:24Speaker 01

  What?

• 48:25Speaker 03

  No, I didn't go.

• 48:27Speaker 03

  When you get horny, it's like, yeah.

• 48:29Speaker 01

  Fuck, there's probably a mistake on the website.

• 48:31Matt McCusker?

  Well, now I got to prepare for it, so.

• 48:35Matt McCusker?

  Dude, that's crazy.

• 48:36Speaker 01

  Been murdered. Yeah, you got robbed for sure.

• 48:38Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 48:39Speaker 01

  It's a good way to rob people.

• 48:40Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 48:41Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah, it's better than fucking Reddit orgies.

• 48:44Speaker 01

  You gotta seduce like a married guy into coming to your house. That way he can't tell on you.

• 48:48Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 48:49Speaker 01

  You just rob him. There you go. Take acid, rob people.

• 48:53Speaker 03

  It's a good podcast.

• 48:55Matt McCusker?

  Nah, the horny trap's the best.

• 48:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:58Matt McCusker?

  You get someone in, yeah, and you're just kinda, you can't be like, "Oh, I was like, why were you there?" Be like, "But I just, you needed help moving stuff in the fridge, or just free, burning fridge."

• 49:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was an easy one to come up with.

• 49:08Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 49:09Speaker 01

  The governments do it.

• 49:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, honey pot. Yeah, it was a, it was literally a little green honey pot.

• 49:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:14Matt McCusker?

  Damn, that would've sucked though, just to go in the apartment and just-

• 49:16Speaker 01

  It's like Israelite.

• 49:17Matt McCusker?

  In ski masks?

• 49:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:19Speaker 03

  It's possible. I fucking love honey too. I literally could get honey potted.

• 49:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 49:24Speaker 01

  I'm fucking with you too.

• 49:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's why they do them.

• 49:27Speaker 03

  Oh bother.

• 49:28Speaker 01

  Oh bother.

• 49:28Speaker 03

  Oh bother, no pussy, just a fucking guy in a ski mask.

• 49:32Matt McCusker?

  I also feel like now, if they wanna honey pot you, they have your whole internet porn search history, they can like craft a scenario out of like a porn you watch.

• 49:40Speaker 01

  You go, "Quickly come over, my stepmom's stuck in the dryer."

• 49:46Speaker 01

  "Seems fishy, but I gotta take this chance."

• 49:50Matt McCusker?

  She's got the masad written all over her.

• 49:52Speaker 01

  It says masad written all over it, but...

• 49:55Speaker 01

  "What if she is stuck and she needs my help?"

• 50:00Matt McCusker?

  Having a stuck honey pot would be so fucking funny. "What, what is this?"

• 50:06Speaker 01

  Going to a party, someone be like, "Oh, that room? Oh, my fucking stepmom's stuck in the dryer." "Don't worry about that mirror, that looks like a camera could be behind it."

• 50:18Matt McCusker?

  Walk up to the mirror, "Ugh."

• 50:22Speaker 01

  "I know you guys are watching." "I'm doing it."

• 50:30Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, my step, my stepsister's frozen in the kitchen, you can do whatever.

• 50:35Speaker 01

  It's this crazy thing, it's called free use.

• 50:39Speaker 01

  She's just bent over the kitchen counter.

• 50:42Speaker 01

  Anyway, don't mind the Jewish cameras everywhere.

• 50:46Matt McCusker?

  You go home, you're like, dad, your dad's like, "Uh, Shane, I got a divorce, this is your stepmom." She's like a fucking 23-year-old Brazilian lady, you're like... "This seems fishy."

• 50:56Speaker 01

  I've seen videos about this. Fucking masad.

• 51:01Speaker 01

  Masad keeps getting you.

• 51:02Matt McCusker?

  She's so nice to me.

• 51:07Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, honey pot is the best. I mean, it is a good, it's a good trap, I'll say.

• 51:11Speaker 01

  Yeah. If you're gonna get trapped, you might as well get fucking honey pot.

• 51:14Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true.

• 51:15Speaker 01

  Legally.

• 51:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 51:17Speaker 01

  You know.

• 51:17Matt McCusker?

  That's right, you know, for sure.

• 51:19Speaker 01

  I'm not.

• 51:19Matt McCusker?

  Cause then it's like, my thing is if I'm, if I got caught into the honey pot, I would start to be like, can we do another one? Can we do those?

• 51:27Speaker 01

  I don't know if you made my mind up yet. I'll never, I'll never talk.

• 51:33Speaker 01

  Guys keep sending fucking chicks to suck my dick. The worst spies ever. I'm just lying. Just keep making shit up.

• 51:40Matt McCusker?

  Cause if you, if you get caught with one bad photo, that would, that'd be crazy to be indebted for like years and years and years.

• 51:46Speaker 01

  It's gotta be a real bad one.

• 51:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you gotta.

• 51:48Speaker 01

  It really has to be.

• 51:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's almost like, it's almost like something like this is happening in the world right now.

• 51:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 51:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, it definitely is.

• 51:57Speaker 03

  No, yeah, I'm talking about the Epstein list.

• 51:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:59Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Dude, the letter, the letters. Also now though, you can just claim deep fake.

• 52:04Speaker 01

  Oh shit, I never thought of that.

• 52:05Speaker 03

  You never thought about that? You never thought of that?

• 52:09Speaker 01

  The bag's on you, Stephen Hawking.

• 52:13Speaker 03

  Dude, Epstein, Epstein was a master bagger.

• 52:17Speaker 01

  Down to the beach, he can't even walk.

• 52:20Speaker 01

  Put a couple of kids on him and take a picture. We go, hey Stephen, the bag's on you.

• 52:27Matt McCusker?

  What do you mean the bag on me?

• 52:31Speaker 01

  Enough of your universe bullshit. You gotta support Israel.

• 52:35Matt McCusker?

  They pulled a bag on him.

• 52:36Speaker 03

  Fucker, we decided to pull a bag on him.

• 52:40Speaker 01

  We're back at the fucking, we're back at the bar, fucking three hours later, Hawking rolls in, he's still pissed. Fuckers still pissed.

• 52:52Matt McCusker?

  I'm in the fucking limbo line.

• 52:55Speaker 01

  I'm in the Congo line with five 10 year olds, fucking Hawking rolls in, the fucker's still pissed.

• 53:01Matt McCusker?

  Is he dead? When'd he die?

• 53:02Speaker 01

  Two, three, two years ago? Wait, didn't Stephen Hawking just die?

• 53:06Speaker 03

  I think it was like three or four years.

• 53:08Matt McCusker?

  Three or four years? Really? That was kinda during all the Epstein stuff, kind of.

• 53:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:11Matt McCusker?

  That must've, had to be nice to be an assassin and be like, who you gotta kill today? Like Stephen Hawking, you're like, easy, easy. Just turn him off. He just like.

• 53:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's saying some dangerous things. How do we stop him?

• 53:27Speaker 01

  I got it. I broke his charger last night. Snuck into his house.

• 53:32Speaker 03

  It's almost too easy.

• 53:35Speaker 03

  It's just crazy enough to.

• 53:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, Hawking being on the Epstein, on the island.

• 53:40Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 53:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's tough.

• 53:44Speaker 01

  He was, he was probably old as fuck, too.

• 53:46Matt McCusker?

  I know.

• 53:47Speaker 03

  Oh, bother.

• 53:49Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 53:51Speaker 01

  They really fucked him on that.

• 53:53Matt McCusker?

  And why did only like two people? It was him and like a magician that got released. There's only two people there.

• 53:58Speaker 03

  Oh, David Copperfield?

• 53:59Matt McCusker?

  I think Copperfield. I think the mysterious Mr. Copperfield.

• 54:02Speaker 03

  I bet he wishes he could make that list disappear.

• 54:06Speaker 01

  2015 email from Epstein. The email mentioned allegation from Epstein accuser Virginia Guffey concerning a supposed underage orgy involving Hawking.

• 54:16Matt McCusker?

  Yep.

• 54:16Speaker 01

  In the Virgin Islands.

• 54:17Speaker 03

  Oh, I thought you were gonna say the best western in Milwaukee.

• 54:21Matt McCusker?

  That's the one Lamere got locked out of. Thank God.

• 54:23Speaker 03

  Stephen Hawking.

• 54:26Speaker 03

  Stephen Hawking rolled himself home $75 lighter and pissed off.

• 54:34Matt McCusker?

  You promised me Lamere. They had the whole thing set up on like a 40 screen computer.

• 54:39Speaker 01

  They almost got you.

• 54:42Speaker 03

  Fuck you, bitches. I'm on my way to NASA. Oh, it's funny. There's actually gonna be an orgy at NASA later this afternoon.

• 54:49Speaker 01

  75 bucks. That's a deal.

• 54:52Speaker 03

  Sick deal.

• 54:53Matt McCusker?

  Was that the only two people? I feel, I feel like it was, I could be, I don't wanna put smut on Copperfield, but I feel like his name came up. It was like a famous magician.

• 55:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, I, I remember hearing that.

• 55:03Matt McCusker?

  It was just those two. The names I heard. I could be wrong.

• 55:05Speaker 03

  I don't wanna get sued by David Copperfield.

• 55:07Matt McCusker?

  Exactly. Or his estate.

• 55:09Speaker 03

  Maybe it was Houdini.

• 55:12Speaker 03

  Damn. Houdini. That's.

• 55:13Matt McCusker?

  I could be wrong. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

• 55:15Speaker 01

  Hawkins was having a blast. This is him on the island. There's a photo.

• 55:19Matt McCusker?

  Holy shit.

• 55:19Speaker 01

  There's a photo.

• 55:21Speaker 04

  They said he would, uh, they said Stephen Hawkins would like, uh, he would go into a room with like midgets and make them do math naked.

• 55:28Speaker 01

  I heard that.

• 55:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:30Speaker 01

  I don't know where else, uh, I haven't seen any sources pick that up, but that was the rumor.

• 55:34Matt McCusker?

  Naked math for midgets?

• 55:35Speaker 01

  He would make, uh, little people do math.

• 55:39Matt McCusker?

  He put you had him in the math castle. Did you ever play that game?

• 55:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, he is.

• 55:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, what dude, the lit, the lit things are too funny.

• 55:51Speaker 01

  Oh my god, that's so funny. There's some really, uh.

• 55:53Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he's got some incriminating stuff.

• 55:56Speaker 01

  Why are there only pictures of him?

• 55:59Speaker 01

  Interesting.

• 56:01Matt McCusker?

  He was just probably stoked to be at the party.

• 56:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's just happy to be invited. He's just happy to get out of the house.

• 56:08Matt McCusker?

  I don't, yeah, I don't think, uh, cause I think a lot of the other people might have been big power players and Hawking was just probably like, you know, did you ever see like the coming of age, like high school tales and the nerd gets invited to the party?

• 56:17Speaker 01

  Finally gets invited to the pool.

• 56:19Matt McCusker?

  I can't believe I'm finally here.

• 56:22Speaker 01

  Did you guys know that the universe is fucking, uh, shut the fuck up, Hawking? Throw him in the pool.

• 56:28Matt McCusker?

  Toga.

• 56:31Matt McCusker?

  It was can't hardly wait, for sure.

• 56:37Speaker 01

  God, that's crazy.

• 56:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's wild. It's also crazy to think about how that happens, like, cause if you become like a millionaire, multimillionaire, you're like, you know, you're getting into like more and more kind of like rarefied circles and all of a sudden it's just like, dude, I have an island, we're gonna have sex with children. You're like, oh, what the fuck?

• 56:55Speaker 01

  There's no way they lay it out.

• 56:56Matt McCusker?

  I don't, yeah, maybe not.

• 56:57Speaker 01

  Actually, they probably did. I mean, that's another one, fool me twice.

• 57:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 57:01Speaker 01

  Second you get on this, the second jet, you go, there better not be any kids here, Jeff, you fucker. Cause last time, I didn't like that.

• 57:09Matt McCusker?

  During the Clinton era, that was like the nineties, dude, jailbait was like, that was like a funny, popular thing, like, dude, she's jailbait.

• 57:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:16Matt McCusker?

  It was not like, now it's like pedophile.

• 57:19Speaker 01

  That made it late.

• 57:20Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude.

• 57:21Speaker 01

  It was during like Obama, that was like.

• 57:23Matt McCusker?

  Uh, dude, I say it all the time, the first.

• 57:25Speaker 01

  Jailbait was like.

• 57:26Matt McCusker?

  Watch the pilot of Californication. It's the, it starts with him having sex with a high school girl and being like, oh shit, I'm such a crazy writer and it, that's, that's the pilot episode, I think of the series.

• 57:36Speaker 01

  Old school.

• 57:37Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 57:38Speaker 01

  He fucks a high school chick. Pineapple Express, his girlfriend's in high school.

• 57:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. What was he like? How old was he? What the fuck?

• 57:53Speaker 01

  I wonder who wrote all those?

• 57:59Speaker 01

  Who's doing this to us?

• 58:03Speaker 01

  Why are they doing this to us? Remember when you saw the Twix canister? Twix was the full star of David. We were hitting the hotel candy. I was like, bro, I'm not joking, this Twix is the star of David. And it really did, it was like, just like. I saw into Kanye West's mind. Then I remembered immediately Kanye's been ranting about Twix and I was like, that's why, dude. The star of David.

• 58:27Matt McCusker?

  Twix, Twix, Twix.

• 58:28Speaker 01

  That make you, Twix bigger to make us fat. Twix, shut up before you get exiled, bitch.

• 58:35Speaker 01

  That's my, that's still the best, Kanye. It's like, we're doing this alone, none of you are with me at all. And it's like, I'm with you guys, like, shut up before you get exiled.

• 58:44Matt McCusker?

  He's in someone's house.

• 58:45Speaker 01

  Calling everybody into my hotel room to be like, I'm the only one doing it. I'm by myself, none of you are with me. Twix looks like the star of David.

• 58:55Matt McCusker?

  Are you allowed to tell a story about the, the one that made me laugh harder than anything?

• 58:59Speaker 01

  Well, the other thing that made me laugh so hard was that fucking dumb Elton John meme. Elton John meme has been making me laugh.

• 59:05Speaker 03

  That is one of the best. What was that? Elderly couple, uh, attacked.

• 59:10Speaker 01

  It was like a, it was like a news.

• 59:11Speaker 03

  It was a headline, news headline, and it said elderly couple attacked at Elton John concert. And then the comment above was, then stay out of the fucking pit, bitch.

• 59:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, that had us, that had us crying laughing for forty five minutes.

• 59:27Matt McCusker?

  That was very funny.

• 59:29Speaker 01

  Now, what was the story you narrated? Uh, about the, the guys that you worked with. Just say it, we can edit it. Oh, we've already told it on here.

• 59:35Matt McCusker?

  We told it, that was a.

• 59:36Speaker 01

  Classic tale.

• 59:37Matt McCusker?

  That was a classic tale.

• 59:37Speaker 01

  Concrete pit.

• 59:38Matt McCusker?

  The text, we've never, I need to get the text from Billy.

• 59:40Speaker 01

  You gotta get a hold of the text and tell that at a different, another episode.

• 59:43Matt McCusker?

  Oh, it was brilliant. It's, it's crazy.

• 59:45Speaker 01

  It's so good.

• 59:46Matt McCusker?

  He rattles it off like the Gettysburg Address.

• 59:48Speaker 01

  He really did.

• 59:49Matt McCusker?

  It's crazy.

• 59:50Speaker 01

  That was just.

• 59:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was a great night.

• 59:52Matt McCusker?

  It's cla- it's a classic text from just like a horrible employee, just obviously high and up and forward.

• 59:57Speaker 01

  Extremely high.

• 59:57Matt McCusker?

  Just a nine, it's like, a nine foot text, yeah, it's a meth text.

• 1:00:01Speaker 01

  It reeks of meth.

• 1:00:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, meth texts are actually.

• 1:00:05Speaker 01

  Thirty paragraphs. I was just like, I would never lie to you, for real, I love this job so fucking much. Trust me, okay? I'm not a liar, okay? What I said was going on at that time, okay? Like it's that for ten minutes.

• 1:00:19Speaker 03

  I'm an idiot, okay?

• 1:00:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I'm an idiot, okay? We'll see, I will win, I always win.

• 1:00:25Matt McCusker?

  By the way, did you know that when you Google tips for coming down off of LSD, they give you the suicide helpline?

• 1:00:32Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 1:00:33Matt McCusker?

  What? I swear to God.

• 1:00:34Speaker 01

  That would've fucking harshed. That would've harshed everything.

• 1:00:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, imagine. I'm sitting there like, I wonder if there's any like, maybe tips and tricks, like a blanket or a warm shower, it was like, help is available, I was like, oh my God. And we're back!

• 1:00:45Speaker 01

  And we're back, alright.

• 1:00:47Matt McCusker?

  I'm reading a book right now called Drunks and Monks, which, it's about a guy, it's a really good book, it's about a guy who's an entertainment lawyer in Southern California, and he just, he was like kinda killing it, and his wife divorces him, and he spirals for like six years, becomes, he had never drank, he had an alcoholic mom, so he never drank a day in his life, and at thirty-four just starts hitting the paint harder than anybody.

• 1:01:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's gotta be so sick.

• 1:01:09Matt McCusker?

  It was, dude, well, it was.

• 1:01:10Speaker 01

  Do you remember how fun it was the first time he drank?

• 1:01:12Speaker 03

  I sure do.

• 1:01:13Speaker 01

  It was awesome. Imagine being, imagine being thirty-four and being like, oh fuck.

• 1:01:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:18Speaker 01

  I've been missing this my entire life.

• 1:01:20Matt McCusker?

  The problem was, he was showing his ass, so he was going through divorce, he would like go to weddings, he was like making out and grinding on a lady at like thirty-four.

• 1:01:27Speaker 01

  Falling down, throwing up.

• 1:01:27Matt McCusker?

  Literally. And his mom was like a recog, his mom actually then like, his mom got diagnosed with cancer, then she relapsed.

• 1:01:34Speaker 01

  You gotta hit the fucking relapse.

• 1:01:35Matt McCusker?

  And got dementia. So he was like, his mom, they didn't realize, the mom was already like kind of a drunk who would like fall down, but then the mom started shitting herself all the time, so at one point he gets like kicked out of his second wife's house, and he's just with his, like, mom who's like, you know, is gonna die pretty soon, but you know, she actually rallied for like six years, and the dad would just freak out, so he was like thirty-four in his childhood bedroom, and he had a horrible childhood, but at thirty-four, he's just in there with his dad being like, what the fuck's wrong with you, shit in your fucking pants? And like screaming, breaking shit.

• 1:02:05Speaker 01

  Something happened, does anything good happen?

• 1:02:06Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I think he becomes a monk, I think he eventually leaves.

• 1:02:09Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 1:02:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. I think I haven't finished the book.

• 1:02:11Speaker 03

  Nice.

• 1:02:12Matt McCusker?

  He becomes like a devout Catholic.

• 1:02:14Speaker 03

  You haven't finished the book, so you're just guessing?

• 1:02:16Matt McCusker?

  I'm pretty sure he becomes a devout Catholic monk. Cause I watched some interviews after.

• 1:02:19Speaker 01

  When's the last time you read Bukowski?

• 1:02:21Matt McCusker?

  Uh, not for a couple of years.

• 1:02:22Speaker 01

  You would really like Bukowski?

• 1:02:23Matt McCusker?

  I like, I remember liking it.

• 1:02:24Speaker 01

  If you like this shit.

• 1:02:25Matt McCusker?

  I read his, um, I forget the one book, it was good.

• 1:02:28Speaker 01

  His whole, yeah, like.

• 1:02:29Matt McCusker?

  Ham sandwiches or some shit?

• 1:02:30Speaker 01

  Him or I.

• 1:02:30Matt McCusker?

  Him or I.

• 1:02:31Speaker 01

  And post office, women, Hollywood.

• 1:02:34Matt McCusker?

  This is nice, cause it's that, but then it has kind of like a theological undertext, cause he's constantly, he like gets, he just starts like singing in a choir, like a Latin mass, it's really funny, he's just a drunk, it's really funny. It's really funny.

• 1:02:44Speaker 03

  I used to drink at Bukowski's bar a lot.

• 1:02:46Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 1:02:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, the frolic room.

• 1:02:49Matt McCusker?

  That's nice.

• 1:02:49Speaker 03

  I miss drinking, but not really, but yeah.

• 1:02:52Speaker 01

  I can see how you would not miss it.

• 1:02:54Speaker 03

  But there's days, there's good days and bad, yeah.

• 1:02:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:57Speaker 05

  I just read, uh, like he had that book of shorts, I read that one about that girl he was fucking, that like, she was like a prostitute, but he like loved her. It was, I don't know, it was kind of beautiful, it was like a.

• 1:03:07Speaker 01

  He's, he's really, Bukowski fucking rules, but if you're into just a guy who's a drunk fucking mess, that's.

• 1:03:13Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's him.

• 1:03:13Speaker 01

  Ninety percent of the stories are him, like.

• 1:03:15Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:15Speaker 01

  Getting drunk at a bar, eating ladies pussy, getting knocked out by another guy.

• 1:03:19Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's pretty great.

• 1:03:20Speaker 03

  All those fucking great writers were.

• 1:03:21Speaker 01

  Into someone's house, getting knocked out.

• 1:03:23Speaker 03

  They were all literally the biggest drunks ever, yeah, Hemingway, fucking, um, uh.

• 1:03:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, but Hemingway was like.

• 1:03:29Speaker 03

  Faulkner.

• 1:03:29Speaker 01

  He was a good drunk.

• 1:03:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:31Matt McCusker?

  Eh.

• 1:03:31Speaker 03

  Till he took a shotgun to his fucking own head.

• 1:03:33Speaker 01

  That wasn't out there.

• 1:03:34Matt McCusker?

  Till he got the Eagles gun.

• 1:03:35Speaker 01

  No, that was. That was, uh, that was, I think he had dementia.

• 1:03:40Matt McCusker?

  Did he?

• 1:03:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think he started to have, uh.

• 1:03:42Matt McCusker?

  Oh, no, wow.

• 1:03:43Speaker 01

  He had dementia Parkinson's, I forget.

• 1:03:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but didn't like, I think a lot of his family, it's like a family curse. I think a lot of his family killed themselves.

• 1:03:49Speaker 01

  Also, I think he might have been, you know, throwing some jabs at women.

• 1:03:54Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:54Speaker 01

  So maybe he wasn't the best drunk.

• 1:03:56Matt McCusker?

  Oh, he's, he was punching ladies.

• 1:03:57Speaker 01

  Fucking, he'd have a couple and go.

• 1:03:58Matt McCusker?

  He's drinking mojitos too, which is funny.

• 1:04:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:00Matt McCusker?

  Drinking mojito and be like.

• 1:04:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:03Speaker 01

  But he was like an adventurous drunk, he'd be like, I'm in a war, I'm fishing or something.

• 1:04:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:08Speaker 01

  Bukowski's literally just like.

• 1:04:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:10Speaker 01

  Going to the bar, I was fucking ugly motherfuckers looking at me, so I was like, fuck you, you ugly bitch, and he knocked me the fuck out, then I woke up in a puddle of my own puke and blood.

• 1:04:19Speaker 03

  Shakespeare.

• 1:04:20Speaker 01

  And then I raped a lady.

• 1:04:22Matt McCusker?

  Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's rough.

• 1:04:24Speaker 01

  He's not afraid to, yeah.

• 1:04:26Matt McCusker?

  Jeez.

• 1:04:27Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:04:27Speaker 01

  It's in the book.

• 1:04:28Matt McCusker?

  Jesus, yeah, for sure.

• 1:04:30Speaker 03

  For sure.

• 1:04:32Speaker 03

  Maybe the greatest writer of all time. What's a, what's some prose? Ah, he was fucking drunk at a bar and this fucking ugly motherfucker, I punched him in the face.

• 1:04:39Speaker 01

  Now he puts out little gay poems. He writes little poems that I like.

• 1:04:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is cool.

• 1:04:45Speaker 01

  Alright, that's a good episode.

• 1:04:46Speaker 03

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