Steve Gerben Returns!

Are You Garbage podcast presents stand up comedian and actor Steve Gerben! You know Steve Gerben from Stand Up Comedy, Gilly and Keeves, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, Flagrant podcast, No Bad Lies, Look at Dish, Stuff Island podcast, Son of a Boy Dad, RoneDotCom, Delco Proper, Late Night with Seth Meyers and so much more! Check out the new season of Tires! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: BetterHelp: Visit https://betterhelp.com/garbage. Promo Code: GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:19H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:25Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 0:25H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they grow up to be classy.

• 0:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 0:30H. Foley?

  Or if they're just a big old piece of trash.

• 0:32Speaker 02

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:33H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Toody's in the new addition. Saw her wearing a neck brace.

• 0:39Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 0:40H. Foley?

  Don't know what's going on, but I hope she's okay.

• 0:42Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 0:43H. Foley?

  Probably lawyering up.

• 0:44Speaker 02

  I'm sure she is.

• 0:46H. Foley?

  My co-host coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage, an international businessman, my best pal in the whole wide world, king of the burbs, king of the boards, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 0:56Speaker 02

  What up, gang? Shout out to you as always. Please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify, and the boys are climbing the frickin' charts right now.

• 1:05H. Foley?

  We're in the charts over there, Gerby.

• 1:06Speaker 03

  Is that good?

• 1:07H. Foley?

  Yeah, what do you mean?

• 1:08Speaker 02

  Is that right? We're a goddamn popular program, Gerby.

• 1:10Speaker 03

  That's fantastic. Yeah, that's where you should be.

• 1:13Speaker 02

  Obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, get all that bonus content. And we got a comedy special dropping September 13th on our YouTube channel, right here. Get it, man.

• 1:23H. Foley?

  And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest back with us again today. One of our good pals.

• 1:30Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:30H. Foley?

  One of the funnest guys we know, one of the best, one of the most interesting, one of the stars and creators of Tires. Season three is out right now on Netflix. Give it up for Steve Gerby.

• 1:40Speaker 03

  All right. Thank you. Thank you for having me back.

• 1:43H. Foley?

  Has an artichoke pizza on its way, ladies and gentlemen.

• 1:45Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:46H. Foley?

  First time ever.

• 1:48Speaker 03

  What's that?

• 1:48H. Foley?

  A first time ever in the studio.

• 1:50Speaker 03

  Well, because I wanted to time it out, and I don't want to not eat it.

• 1:53Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. Okay. Listen, I, what, what is your first temperature on that? That's like what a rapper would do. Like, hey, I'm coming in, by the way, I'm getting some pizza delivered.

• 2:04H. Foley?

  I gotta be honest, it just gives me more respect for him. Gerb, Gerbs moves the way he moves, and it's fantastic.

• 2:09Speaker 02

  He does.

• 2:09H. Foley?

  His own pace.

• 2:11Speaker 03

  For, for anybody unfamiliar, I guess that's the camera I'm looking at. I just scanned five cameras.

• 2:17Speaker 02

  Where's my close up?

• 2:18Speaker 03

  It's, there's a, I guess, so there's a pizza place in Manhattan called Artichoke, and they make this white pizza that is...

• 2:24H. Foley?

  Artichoke pizza.

• 2:25Speaker 03

  Is that what it is?

• 2:26Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:27Speaker 03

  I don't even know what I'm eating.

• 2:29H. Foley?

  It's for college chicks on the weekend. Eat that and then throw it up. No one gets it at noon on a Wednesday.

• 2:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, it is a dr-

• 2:35H. Foley?

  That's a Gerby move.

• 2:37Speaker 02

  It's a drunk slice.

• 2:38Speaker 03

  Is it?

• 2:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, I think, I don't think it started as that. I think it was like a, a good artisanal za.

• 2:45H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  And then they've opened up more locations and like it's, there's, there's one on Bleecker Street or McDougal Street.

• 2:51H. Foley?

  Yeah, I could never eat it because I always see it thrown up on the side.

• 2:55Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, we're gonna try it.

• 2:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, for sure. I'm in. How did you, so he comes in, he goes, hey, by the way, there's pizza getting delivered at 12:50. It's noon right now, so that's, and we run an hour, so that's perfect.

• 3:06Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 3:07H. Foley?

  Which I said, did you get a whole pie? And he said, yes. And I was like, you gonna take it home? And he's like, no, maybe we'll all eat it. But I know that's not true. You're bringing that back to a certain person.

• 3:17Speaker 03

  No, if I was bringing it back to a certain person, it would be me. And, and it's- Yeah, I mean, maybe I'll take a slice home, but it is incredibly filling and, you know.

• 3:29H. Foley?

  So you're not gonna want to eat more than one.

• 3:30Speaker 03

  Right. I'll have like one and a half, maybe one later, but then, you know, it's just too much.

• 3:35Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, I think it's a very sweet, I mean, sometimes people have come in and be like, oh, there's pastries, or here's, there's this, or whatever. So I, you know, I think it's a very, very nice move.

• 3:44Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 3:44H. Foley?

  When I go to Delaware, I get a grotto pizza and bring that back.

• 3:48Speaker 03

  Is that right?

• 3:48H. Foley?

  Yeah. You know grotto pizza?

• 3:51Speaker 03

  No.

• 3:51H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 3:53Speaker 02

  No. It stinks. I'm an artichoke. Everybody about, everybody knows that about Gerbs. I, this is, I, this is, I think a very good way to start off. You're coming here, you're a guest here, you're bringing a gift. Let's say you were coming, oh, you were, I was having a dinner party.

• 4:05H. Foley?

  He wasn't bringing a gift.

• 4:06Speaker 02

  He got enough for everybody. That's what I'm saying.

• 4:10H. Foley?

  Bring home.

• 4:10Speaker 03

  Kevin, I think you can only order a large pizza.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  I know, but you could have stopped and got a slice, or you could have went afterward.

• 4:18Speaker 03

  Fair enough, fair enough. But I, H. is sniffing this out correctly. He's a totally selfish move.

• 4:23Speaker 02

  I was trying to be nice to the guy, all right?

• 4:25H. Foley?

  You don't have to be. It's a Gerben move, and I respect it.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  What's creepy about it?

• 4:29Speaker 02

  I'm joking.

• 4:30Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 4:31H. Foley?

  He's bringing artichoke pita back, back to his friend, back to his lady.

• 4:35Speaker 03

  Truly, I'm not.

• 4:36Speaker 02

  I don't, yeah, I don't, I mean.

• 4:39Speaker 03

  Yeah. I, I would, if she, I, I, I'm not.

• 4:43H. Foley?

  He's busted cold.

• 4:46Speaker 02

  They do slices.

• 4:47H. Foley?

  They do.

• 4:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:48H. Foley?

  Huh, I'm surprised.

• 4:49Speaker 02

  Well, he's broad enough for the class. That's all I'm saying, is he's br, he's br, maybe, listen, there's a by, a byproduct of him of having to order a pie, which we apparently, you do not have to, is pizza for the class. Which I think is a nice move. That's all I'm trying to say.

• 5:05H. Foley?

  And we appreciate it.

• 5:06Speaker 03

  Great.

• 5:08Speaker 02

  Now, I feel my pizza invitation was just revoked, if I'm being honest with you. Although, I agree with you. Um, what, if you were going over someone's house for dinner, right? Someone invited you over, maybe just single, a couple, whatever, are you showing up empty-handed or are you showing up with something?

• 5:23Speaker 03

  Typically, empty-handed. Yeah.

• 5:25H. Foley?

  Which we learned is the smart move.

• 5:27Speaker 03

  Is it?

• 5:27H. Foley?

  From the etiquette specialist. You don't bring wine because you don't know what they're serving. You don't bring dessert for the same-

• 5:35Speaker 02

  Was that the rule?

• 5:35H. Foley?

  Yeah. She said, bring flowers or champagne.

• 5:38Speaker 02

  But that's not empty-handed.

• 5:40H. Foley?

  No, I know. But don't bring the typical stuff, or bring nothing, is what she said. That was the first thing she said.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 5:47H. Foley?

  And if you're gonna bring something, bring flowers or champagne, or artichoke pizza.

• 5:52Speaker 03

  That's actually, yeah, flowers or champagne. That sounds-

• 5:55Speaker 02

  Have you ever done that?

• 5:56Speaker 03

  No.

• 5:56Speaker 02

  No, you've never done that?

• 5:57Speaker 03

  No.

• 5:57Speaker 02

  Either of us, yeah.

• 5:58H. Foley?

  Do you do a lot of dinner parties?

• 5:59Speaker 03

  Of course not.

• 6:01H. Foley?

  See, I could have saw that maybe. Yeah, right?

• 6:03Speaker 03

  Really?

• 6:03Speaker 02

  Hanging out, you got the country club friends, you know? They're, they're rubbing elbows.

• 6:08H. Foley?

  You're suburban, baby.

• 6:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, that is a, that's a transactional, most, I mean, not that I don't really like some of the, I really like some, but there's no dinner parties going on.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 6:19Speaker 03

  Yeah. I'm not a dinner party guy. That would sort of, I don't like to eat and talk.

• 6:24Speaker 02

  We're just supposed to have a podcast with a pizza, then.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  I'm gonna eat it afterwards. I will watch you eat it, and I will go, right? That's how you're gonna, you're gonna have to-

• 6:33Speaker 02

  It's good, right? You have to lie, go, mm, I'm spitting it out.

• 6:36Speaker 03

  Do you ever, but I feel like, you know, you're eating, first of all, and, you know, it's like, I eat disgusting. So I have this problem where I pack- Yeah, I pack my cheeks like a chipmunk.

• 6:47H. Foley?

  Yeah, me too.

• 6:48Speaker 03

  Do you do it?

• 6:49H. Foley?

  I chew with my mouth open and I get yelled at a lot. I mean, I'm a slob. I spit stuff.

• 6:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, and it's like, you know, we're too old to, I've tried to just put small portions in my mouth and swallow them, and I, then I start thinking about-

• 7:03H. Foley?

  Look even weirder.

• 7:04Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 7:04Speaker 02

  And it just feels, it's like really small.

• 7:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, and it just throws off my rhythm. I-

• 7:11Speaker 02

  I think when people, when I try to think about slowing down and not putting so, it's like, then that's all I'm thinking about. I'm going, how long have I been chewing? Is this too mu, then I'm going, I'm so out of it. I, this is so not enjoyable.

• 7:22H. Foley?

  Like the way Europeans eat. Very slow.

• 7:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, my wife stinks.

• 7:26H. Foley?

  At dinner party, I could do once or twice. That's performative. You gotta go in there and work the table and shit. But to do that all the time, I don't know how people do it.

• 7:34Speaker 03

  No, me neither.

• 7:35H. Foley?

  Yeah, and I wouldn't think with the boys, but maybe outside friends in the neighborhood or whatever. So you don't, you don't mix and mingle with any of them?

• 7:41Speaker 03

  No, I like eating over a sink, standing up, just-

• 7:45Speaker 02

  Oh, no, this guy's moving. This guy's got a lot going on.

• 7:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:49H. Foley?

  But the kids in the neighborhood know you, you said. They cut through your yard.

• 7:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:52H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 7:53Speaker 03

  Yeah. I'm not having dinner parties with kids.

• 7:57H. Foley?

  That's old man Gerben's place.

• 7:59Speaker 03

  No.

• 8:00H. Foley?

  That's funny.

• 8:01Speaker 02

  Okay. Are you doing coffee in the morning? I can't bet you as a coffee guy.

• 8:04Speaker 03

  Oh, you bet wrong. Big, big time coffee guy.

• 8:06Speaker 02

  Big time coffee?

• 8:07H. Foley?

  Makes it at the house.

• 8:08Speaker 03

  Hoity-toity coffee guy now, high class, I guess you'd say.

• 8:11Speaker 02

  Hit, hit me.

• 8:12Speaker 03

  Nespresso machine.

• 8:14H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 8:15Speaker 03

  I kept saying-

• 8:15Speaker 02

  I want to switch.

• 8:16H. Foley?

  Yeah, we've been talking about that since, uh, LA.

• 8:19Speaker 03

  Really? Because I, I said, you know, I'm a drip guy, and I, this is, you don't need to be spending the money. And then every time I'd run out of the pods, I'd go, let me just, let me just get one more round of pod. And now I said, that's it. I'm spending the money.

• 8:31H. Foley?

  It's superior to a Carrick.

• 8:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:33H. Foley?

  For sure.

• 8:34Speaker 03

  I suppose.

• 8:35Speaker 02

  Well, I think the idea is that it runs through metal. There's more metal than plastic. The Keurig's very plastic. There's this new thing I want to try, these frozen pellets.

• 8:45Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 8:45Speaker 02

  And you pour hot water on them, and that makes, supposedly, supposedly the best. At least that's what Instagram tells me.

• 8:51H. Foley?

  None of us has seen them. We think Kevin's crazy.

• 8:53Speaker 02

  I am slightly losing my mind.

• 8:55Speaker 03

  But yes, morning coffee guy, that, you know, little hazelnut cream and then a poop.

• 9:01Speaker 02

  Gentlemen.

• 9:02H. Foley?

  Also oatmeal.

• 9:03Speaker 03

  Oh, only, I haven't done that oatmeal in a while.

• 9:05H. Foley?

  Really?

• 9:05Speaker 03

  I have a really disgusting, um, or so I've been told, breakfast, I do peas and rice, mozzarella, cheese, eggs.

• 9:13H. Foley?

  What, are you a sick dog? That's crazy.

• 9:16Speaker 03

  Sriracha.

• 9:17H. Foley?

  Peas and rice?

• 9:18Speaker 02

  Start over. And how did, okay. You, you're making peas in the morning, or they're made in-

• 9:22Speaker 03

  They're frozen peas.

• 9:24Speaker 02

  But you're heating them up?

• 9:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:25Speaker 02

  In a pot or the microwave?

• 9:27Speaker 03

  In a pan.

• 9:28Speaker 02

  You're heating frozen peas? You put water in there?

• 9:30H. Foley?

  You're sautéing them?

• 9:30Speaker 03

  No, I put, I, so-

• 9:32H. Foley?

  Is the rice already done?

• 9:33Speaker 02

  We gotta slow down with the question.

• 9:35Speaker 03

  The rice-

• 9:35Speaker 02

  Take me through the process.

• 9:36Speaker 03

  All right, so the rice gets made once every four days, let's say.

• 9:39Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  Okay, so, boom, pan, little bit of oil, frozen peas, the rice.

• 9:47Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 9:48Speaker 03

  Stirring a little bit till it heats up, two eggs, egg whites.

• 9:52H. Foley?

  Oh, eggs, all right.

• 9:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then, uh, mozzarella cheese, and then we're just mixing and doing what have you.

• 9:57H. Foley?

  Like a fried rice almost.

• 9:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:59H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 9:59Speaker 03

  Sriracha, and-

• 10:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:04Speaker 02

  I don't hate it. It's more of a, it's, that is like-

• 10:06H. Foley?

  Just slightly odd.

• 10:08Speaker 03

  It's definitely slightly-

• 10:08Speaker 02

  Well, he led, he led with peas. If you want, I do, I do, I do eggs and rice and-

• 10:13H. Foley?

  You didn't mention the eggs at first.

• 10:15Speaker 03

  I thought I did. But what, what's wrong with peas? That's the, that's been the sticking, peas.

• 10:20H. Foley?

  Peas in the morning?

• 10:21Speaker 02

  It's not a breakfast food?

• 10:22Speaker 04

  What time do you eat breakfast?

• 10:23Speaker 02

  Good point. It could be new, if it's new, oh, eight, that's early for peas.

• 10:26H. Foley?

  Yeah, he's up early.

• 10:27Speaker 02

  There's no, dude. I would, people, I think people, it, it's all a little off putting to people because-

• 10:33H. Foley?

  Have you ever had peas in the morning?

• 10:34Speaker 02

  I'm sure I have, probably at some point, but it's not on a menu at IHOP. You can't go, oh, and I'll do the bake, I want to sub the bacon for a side of peas. No one's ever said that.

• 10:43Speaker 03

  Fair enough.

• 10:44Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 10:45Speaker 03

  But, but it makes the cooking process easy.

• 10:48Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 10:49H. Foley?

  Why's that?

• 10:50Speaker 03

  Cause I feel like, you know, if we're talking about defrosting broccoli, it's like, we're gonna be here, I don't, you know?

• 10:56Speaker 02

  He went with another, he went with another green protein, which, which like, I thought he was gonna go bacon, who wasn't a mess?

• 11:02Speaker 04

  Sausage legs.

• 11:03H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 11:04Speaker 02

  Who's got time for patties?

• 11:05Speaker 03

  Get some veg in there.

• 11:06Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 11:07H. Foley?

  That's why we love you.

• 11:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:09Speaker 02

  Very unique guy.

• 11:11H. Foley?

  I dig it. Liked an espresso move, plus Clooney backs it.

• 11:14Speaker 03

  Is that right?

• 11:15H. Foley?

  Did you know, you didn't know that?

• 11:16Speaker 03

  I think I did know that.

• 11:17H. Foley?

  Oh, that's one of the reasons why I like it. Feel like Clooney. He's not drinking a Carigal and Bozo.

• 11:22Speaker 02

  We did it, cause we, we've been curated, guys, but then we got to, the house we stayed in LA had it, and we had no, no choice but to, and by, man, by the second or third day, we were all like, I like the one with the little flap at the top. They were like, are you using the purple? Cause there was like an assortment, we're like, using a purple one, using a green one? Try the, try the gold? We were all over it.

• 11:41Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 11:42Speaker 02

  That's it. We're getting one for in here.

• 11:43H. Foley?

  One criticism was it doesn't get hot. That doesn't stay that hot.

• 11:47Speaker 03

  Interesting.

• 11:48H. Foley?

  Yeah. I didn't notice it.

• 11:50Speaker 03

  So, I, I drank mine with a silicone straw, cause my teeth absorb the coffee like nobody's business, and I kinda just, I get it in me.

• 12:00Speaker 02

  Just suck it in.

• 12:01Speaker 03

  More than enjoy it.

• 12:03Speaker 02

  I get it in me.

• 12:05H. Foley?

  That makes the peas even weirder. What's a silicone straw?

• 12:09Speaker 02

  I suck those to straws as well, like a man eater.

• 12:11Speaker 03

  Well, it's just not plastic, I suppose.

• 12:12H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 12:13Speaker 02

  How many of those straws do you have?

• 12:14Speaker 03

  I got an assortment.

• 12:15Speaker 02

  Assortment, yeah.

• 12:16H. Foley?

  You don't got metal ones?

• 12:18Speaker 03

  I, but, uh, no, not the metal ones, cause the, the silicone ones you gotta, bite it a little bit.

• 12:25Speaker 02

  The softer.

• 12:25Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 12:26Speaker 02

  Softer on the tooth.

• 12:27Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 12:27Speaker 02

  You do got good teeth, though.

• 12:28Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 12:28H. Foley?

  Have you been told that your teeth absorb the coffee more so than a normal person?

• 12:32Speaker 03

  No, no. They, if like, you know, I go for a dental cleaning, and I drink coffee regularly, I'll get a line on my teeth.

• 12:41Speaker 03

  Just is what it is.

• 12:42Speaker 02

  He's a very calculated guy.

• 12:43H. Foley?

  Yeah. How often do you go to the dentist?

• 12:45Speaker 03

  Once every, or twice a year.

• 12:46H. Foley?

  Really?

• 12:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:48H. Foley?

  When's the last time you went to dentist, Kippy? Luke?

• 12:51Speaker 04

  I actually, my mom paid for one for like, six months ago. They just texted me again.

• 12:56Speaker 02

  You don't have dental?

• 12:57Speaker 04

  We got it now. It was before that kicked in.

• 13:00H. Foley?

  You got dental?

• 13:00Speaker 02

  What the fuck am I paying for?

• 13:02Speaker 04

  I think we do.

• 13:03Speaker 02

  To fuck-

• 13:03Speaker 03

  Nice.

• 13:04Speaker 02

  Yeah. Hear that? Kid's got dental. We're doing alright over here.

• 13:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:08Speaker 02

  It's Patreon.com, pleasure. Um, hmm, okay.

• 13:11H. Foley?

  Congrats on season three, obviously.

• 13:13Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 13:13Speaker 03

  Thank you very much, and congrats to you in it. I know you haven't seen it yet.

• 13:16H. Foley?

  Thank you for having me.

• 13:17Speaker 03

  You are so good.

• 13:18H. Foley?

  Oh, stop.

• 13:19Speaker 03

  And we're so lucky to have you. Shane texted me how funny you are, and dude, you're gonna, I, I don't know, you know, I don't wanna, but you're gonna love it. I think, you know?

• 13:30H. Foley?

  I saw bits and pieces, of course I'm gonna love it. The first two episodes we saw at the premiere blew me away.

• 13:35Speaker 03

  Oh, that's awesome.

• 13:36H. Foley?

  The scope of the world, the way everything tied in together, the beats, I mean, that place was popping, bang, bang, bang with the laughs.

• 13:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's McKeever.

• 13:44H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 13:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, he is just doing what we all knew he could do, and it's so cool to see.

• 13:52H. Foley?

  But to do that, John is a genius for sure. You and Shane, your relationship and those characters have really solidified and come together and are so perfect with each other. Very odd couple-esque.

• 14:06Speaker 03

  It feels great. Thank you for saying that.

• 14:08H. Foley?

  It's good stuff.

• 14:08Speaker 03

  Yeah. That's, very excited for everybody to see it.

• 14:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:13Speaker 02

  Heard great, great things from everybody involved. Talking to, everybody's like, it's fucking, it's, it's a home run.

• 14:18Speaker 03

  Awesome.

• 14:20Speaker 02

  Huh. All that aside-

• 14:21Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 14:23Speaker 02

  Gotta find out if you're a dirtbag or not.

• 14:24Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 14:25Speaker 02

  Uh-

• 14:25H. Foley?

  Peas in the morning?

• 14:26Speaker 02

  Peas in the morning's a tall, I've never heard that. What appliances are on the kitchen counter right now? You got the espresso, do you have a toaster, a micro, what, what's on the counter?

• 14:34Speaker 03

  Going completely crazy with that. I don't keep anything on the counter. The espresso is like in the, I have like a tiny little table in the laundry room. I just keep it there.

• 14:44Speaker 02

  You keep the coffee machine in the laundry room?

• 14:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:48Speaker 02

  What else is in the laundry room?

• 14:49H. Foley?

  It's like a doctor's office.

• 14:51Speaker 03

  There's a microwave in there.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  What? I knew. No one stops at the coffee pot.

• 14:56Speaker 03

  Gerben, it makes sense when you see it. Well, you know what's like-

• 15:01H. Foley?

  I put my socks in there.

• 15:02Speaker 03

  How, how much am I honestly microwaving?

• 15:05H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 15:05Speaker 03

  I gotta have this, you know, this thing that I don't think looks great.

• 15:07H. Foley?

  It's out of sight?

• 15:08Speaker 03

  I said, just put it in there, and then I said, well, you know, there's room for the espresso. And so now I just have like a psycho's kitchen.

• 15:15H. Foley?

  That's crazy. It's just empty.

• 15:17Speaker 03

  Pretty much.

• 15:18H. Foley?

  But that's the style these days, to keep it clean.

• 15:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, is it?

• 15:20Speaker 02

  Minimalistic, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:22H. Foley?

  I respect that, but the microwave in the laundry room.

• 15:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:26H. Foley?

  Huh. Very restaurant style, back of the house.

• 15:29Speaker 03

  I'll show you a picture. I'll send you a picture. I don't think it's as weird, it maybe is weird.

• 15:32Speaker 02

  It's, I mean, it's gonna have to be-

• 15:34Speaker 04

  How many steps from the kitchen?

• 15:36Speaker 02

  Great question.

• 15:39Speaker 03

  Three.

• 15:41Speaker 03

  Eight.

• 15:42Speaker 02

  That's pretty far, though. Eight?

• 15:44Speaker 03

  Eight. It's sort of like kitchen, dining table, laundry room.

• 15:49H. Foley?

  Is it a nice laundry room?

• 15:51Speaker 02

  No.

• 15:54H. Foley?

  How old's the washer and dryer?

• 15:55Speaker 03

  A washer and dryer is like, five years old.

• 15:58H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 15:58Speaker 02

  Is it, are they stacked or next to each other?

• 16:00Speaker 03

  Stacked. It's an organized laundry room. It's not like, uh, you know, the kind that smells differently than the rest of the house.

• 16:08Speaker 02

  Smells like coffee.

• 16:10Speaker 03

  Right.

• 16:10H. Foley?

  Is there a bathtub sink in there? What are they called?

• 16:13Speaker 02

  Stationery tub.

• 16:13H. Foley?

  Stationery tub.

• 16:14Speaker 03

  There is a half bath in there.

• 16:16H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 16:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:17Speaker 02

  Wait, a half bath in the laundry room?

• 16:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, with walls around it. There's a toilet and a sink.

• 16:24Speaker 02

  Is, is there, is it separated by a door in the laun, so I walk into the laundry room?

• 16:28Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 16:28Speaker 02

  And then there's-

• 16:29Speaker 03

  Through a door.

• 16:30H. Foley?

  Grab a cup of coffee.

• 16:30Speaker 02

  Through a door.

• 16:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:31Speaker 02

  Grab a cup of coffee, eat up some leftover artichoke pizza.

• 16:34Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 16:35Speaker 02

  And then there's another door to get to the bathroom, or it's all in one room?

• 16:38Speaker 03

  Correct. There's another door.

• 16:41H. Foley?

  Does that lead to a garage?

• 16:42Speaker 03

  There's another door to the garage. It's somewhat of a larger laundry room.

• 16:46Speaker 02

  Ah, it's more like a mudroom maybe-ish?

• 16:48Speaker 03

  Mudroom, mudroom would be a better way to describe it.

• 16:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, mudroom, mudroom.

• 16:51H. Foley?

  With a microwave.

• 16:52Speaker 02

  Final answer, mudroom.

• 16:53Speaker 03

  Microwave, my cat tree, you know, there's a whole setup.

• 16:56Speaker 02

  Where, are there shoes in there?

• 16:58Speaker 03

  No, I keep my shoes in the garage.

• 17:01Speaker 02

  Before you go in?

• 17:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:03Speaker 02

  Is there a rack, or are they just like, is there a pile of shoes? How many, how, what, what's that like?

• 17:09Speaker 03

  There is a rack, and then there are auxiliary shoes.

• 17:12H. Foley?

  What if you go through the front door, which I've only ever seen you use? Granted, that's only been a couple of times.

• 17:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, just like kick them off wherever.

• 17:20H. Foley?

  Okay. All right, Gerben.

• 17:23Speaker 02

  This guy's squirrely.

• 17:24H. Foley?

  From the outside, the house looks normal.

• 17:26Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 17:27H. Foley?

  But then you go in, I imagine Willy Wonka lives there.

• 17:29Speaker 02

  No, it's, I-

• 17:30H. Foley?

  I respect it. You got, I know I can see in the bay window, your chair, you got your chair.

• 17:35Speaker 03

  Yeah. Do I?

• 17:36H. Foley?

  Yeah, like a lounge.

• 17:37Speaker 02

  They're looking at the wrong house.

• 17:39Speaker 03

  Cause that was-

• 17:40H. Foley?

  I've been snooping around his house when he's about here.

• 17:41Speaker 03

  That was set dressing.

• 17:43H. Foley?

  What? Really?

• 17:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, they changed out my entire living room to look like a different living room.

• 17:47H. Foley?

  Oh, I didn't know you filmed in there.

• 17:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:49H. Foley?

  That's a little extra paycheck for Gerby's.

• 17:51Speaker 03

  Well, yeah.

• 17:52H. Foley?

  Yeah. Smart man, I like to hear it.

• 17:54Speaker 03

  Let's spread that around.

• 17:56Speaker 02

  Spread it around. Yeah, spread it around. Um, okay.

• 17:59H. Foley?

  Do you have an electric toothbrush?

• 18:01Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 18:02H. Foley?

  Do you ever use it when it's not charged?

• 18:04Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 18:04H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 18:05Speaker 03

  Great question.

• 18:06H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm. I'm surprised.

• 18:08Speaker 03

  God, it would have, by the way, my favorite things you guys did, and I keep, I go back and re-watch it, I still can't figure out the wording, but it's about, uh, Gatorade?

• 18:18Speaker 02

  What's your favorite flavor? You said the color.

• 18:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, you said the color, but-

• 18:20Speaker 02

  Was it a yellow, you were yellow?

• 18:21Speaker 03

  Yellow, classy, but you said the color, trash. Yeah, yeah.

• 18:25Speaker 02

  That's it, that's like one of the first, that's like such an indicator.

• 18:28Speaker 03

  It's so funny.

• 18:30H. Foley?

  You ever have a key in a rock? You know, the fake rock, growing up?

• 18:34Speaker 02

  When was the last time you were on a boat?

• 18:37Speaker 03

  Hmm. I would love to be on a boat.

• 18:41H. Foley?

  Go to a couple dinner parties, you might get invited.

• 18:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:44Speaker 02

  Can you remember the last time?

• 18:46Speaker 03

  Can I remember? It was probably a ferry.

• 18:50Speaker 03

  I would have to assume.

• 18:51Speaker 02

  You were like, oh, you're crossing the channel or something?

• 18:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:54H. Foley?

  What ferry would you be taking?

• 18:55Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 18:55Speaker 02

  Delaware?

• 18:56H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah, maybe.

• 18:57Speaker 03

  No, the Liberty.

• 18:59Speaker 02

  Staten Island Ferry?

• 19:00Speaker 03

  Statue of Liberty.

• 19:01Speaker 02

  Or what, the Statue of Liberty boat?

• 19:02H. Foley?

  Okay. You saw the Statue of Liberty recently?

• 19:05Speaker 03

  No.

• 19:05Speaker 02

  No, that's why I can't remember. I have, actually.

• 19:08H. Foley?

  Have you?

• 19:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, I went like two years, last year, two years ago.

• 19:11Speaker 03

  Oh. Does it?

• 19:13Speaker 02

  It's fine.

• 19:14Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 19:16Speaker 02

  It's great. He's like, oh, what's it like?

• 19:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:18Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, you just zip by. I didn't go there.

• 19:20Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 19:21Speaker 02

  I'm not an asshole. You just zip by it.

• 19:23Speaker 03

  Oh, you didn't go?

• 19:23H. Foley?

  Oh, you didn't get off?

• 19:24Speaker 02

  No.

• 19:25H. Foley?

  Oh, so you didn't go?

• 19:26Speaker 02

  I fucking live here. I'm not going to the Statue of Liberty.

• 19:28H. Foley?

  So you didn't really go? You drove by it?

• 19:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:30H. Foley?

  Very misleading.

• 19:31Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 19:31Speaker 02

  Hey, I'm not on trial here.

• 19:33H. Foley?

  There's a lot of lies being told at this table.

• 19:34Speaker 02

  This guy's microwaving stuff in his bathroom slash laundry room where he keeps his shoes.

• 19:38H. Foley?

  Are all your screens intact in the house? Anything ripped? The screens in the window?

• 19:42Speaker 03

  Oh, they're intact.

• 19:44H. Foley?

  Gentlemen, do you change those every season, the storm windows to the screens?

• 19:49Speaker 03

  No.

• 19:50H. Foley?

  Hmm, no storm windows?

• 19:51Speaker 03

  I don't believe so.

• 19:52H. Foley?

  Should think about getting some, save on heating.

• 19:54Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 19:55H. Foley?

  Kippy, tell them.

• 19:56Speaker 02

  I don't think, it's very important.

• 19:59H. Foley?

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• 20:00Speaker 02

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• 20:01H. Foley?

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• 20:04Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 20:05H. Foley?

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• 20:06Speaker 02

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• 20:07H. Foley?

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• 20:18Speaker 02

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• 20:51H. Foley?

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• 21:19H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 21:20Speaker 02

  Do it.

• 21:21H. Foley?

  Kim, what's up about Chime?

• 21:22Speaker 02

  Chime.

• 21:23H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 21:25Speaker 02

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 21:26H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 21:27Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 21:28H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right. Watch out for bank fees, all that kind of stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish, I could go back and say, hey, I wish I had Chime.

• 21:42Speaker 02

  I know. Listen, if, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks coming after you.

• 21:55H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 21:56Speaker 02

  Overdraft fee, uh, monthly statement, not it. Oh, five dollars for this, $10 for that. They got their hand in your pocket.

• 22:02H. Foley?

  Mm hmm.

• 22:03Speaker 02

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• 22:37H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 22:38Speaker 05

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• 22:50Speaker 02

  Uh, I don't think we did this, correct me if I'm wrong, who was the most famous person you met growing up?

• 22:57Speaker 03

  I think it was like, uh, Dave something or other from AccuWeather.

• 23:01H. Foley?

  Dave Thomas?

• 23:02Speaker 03

  Dave To-

• 23:02Speaker 02

  Dave Hurricane Schwartz.

• 23:03Speaker 03

  No, Dave something or other. Yeah, but I think that was it.

• 23:06H. Foley?

  I think it was Dave Thomas. The good-looking guy, kinda, with the blonde hair slicked back?

• 23:09Speaker 03

  I was incredibly young. I don't, yeah.

• 23:12Speaker 02

  Dave Donback? No, that's not right.

• 23:14H. Foley?

  Action News Philly, Dave. I think it's Thomas. No, that's the Wendy's guy.

• 23:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:18H. Foley?

  Well, it wasn't Jim Gardner, so it doesn't really count.

• 23:20Speaker 03

  Certainly was not Jim Gardner.

• 23:21H. Foley?

  Jim Gardner, Vernon Odom, and, uh-

• 23:23Speaker 02

  Dave Roberts. Dave Roberts. Dave Roberts lives in my neighborhood. I grew up near him. Few, few, few neighborhoods down. I forgot about that. I think I went to school with his daughter or something like that.

• 23:34H. Foley?

  No shit. Those people make a lot of cash.

• 23:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:37H. Foley?

  That's Cicely Tyson's caked up.

• 23:40Speaker 02

  Bysicka, I'm a bysickahemmer, man.

• 23:41H. Foley?

  Me too.

• 23:43Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 23:43H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 23:44Speaker 03

  Uh- Caked up.

• 23:47Speaker 02

  I feel like he's doing another show in Jackson, so. Caked up. These guys are good.

• 23:51Speaker 03

  I just love language like that. Like, uh, I learned about dog walking somebody.

• 23:57H. Foley?

  What's that?

• 23:58Speaker 03

  Oh, you don't know that?

• 23:58H. Foley?

  Uh uh.

• 23:59Speaker 03

  It's like if you beat somebody really bad, it like-

• 24:01Speaker 02

  Fucking dog walk.

• 24:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, you got dog walked.

• 24:03H. Foley?

  Ah, never heard that one.

• 24:05Speaker 03

  That's wonderful.

• 24:05H. Foley?

  I'll have to start using that like it's my own, around the younger crowd.

• 24:09Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 24:09Speaker 02

  Co-opt.

• 24:10H. Foley?

  Hmm. When's the last time you stole?

• 24:13Speaker 03

  I don't think I have ever stolen.

• 24:15H. Foley?

  See that?

• 24:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:16H. Foley?

  I knew that.

• 24:17Speaker 02

  Good guy.

• 24:17H. Foley?

  Gerben don't steal.

• 24:18Speaker 03

  I mean, let's see.

• 24:21Speaker 03

  Yeah. You know, maybe something from Amazon. I got a pair of shoes from Amazon, and then they said-

• 24:28H. Foley?

  From somebody's porch?

• 24:29Speaker 03

  No.

• 24:29H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 24:30Speaker 02

  Porch pirate.

• 24:31Speaker 03

  But you know, it was like one of those, uh, one of those, I didn't get them, so they refunded me the money, and then I got them.

• 24:38Speaker 02

  Ooh. That's all fair and loving.

• 24:40H. Foley?

  That's how they operate, which is crazy.

• 24:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:43Speaker 02

  I like how that hangs, you know, morally, he felt like this is a little dirt. This isn't, you know, but I respect it.

• 24:50H. Foley?

  Mm hmm.

• 24:51Speaker 02

  Um, have you ever clapped when a plane landed?

• 24:54Speaker 03

  Probably.

• 24:55Speaker 02

  Really?

• 24:56Speaker 03

  Pro-

• 24:57H. Foley?

  Doesn't like to fly, Gerben.

• 24:58Speaker 03

  No, I think I'm getting better.

• 25:00Speaker 02

  That's good.

• 25:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:02Speaker 02

  Any vacations since the last time we saw you?

• 25:04H. Foley?

  No. You haven't gone anywhere?

• 25:06Speaker 03

  No.

• 25:07H. Foley?

  You play golf?

• 25:07Speaker 02

  Down the shore at all?

• 25:08Speaker 03

  That's like a vacation. Yeah, no.

• 25:10Speaker 02

  Have you traveled to go play golf?

• 25:12Speaker 03

  No.

• 25:13Speaker 02

  You really just play your course?

• 25:15Speaker 03

  Well, and then, yeah, if there's like ones in the area or something, yeah.

• 25:18H. Foley?

  Hmm. When's the last time he was here? Like, six months ago?

• 25:21Speaker 03

  It was like a year ago.

• 25:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was for the last season.

• 25:23H. Foley?

  You haven't taken a vacation?

• 25:24Speaker 03

  No, where am I going?

• 25:26H. Foley?

  I don't know, the beach?

• 25:27Speaker 03

  I went to the, I mean, I went to the beach for a day.

• 25:30Speaker 02

  Where?

• 25:31Speaker 03

  Uh, Margate?

• 25:32Speaker 02

  Went to Margate, very nice.

• 25:33H. Foley?

  Drove down and drove back?

• 25:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:35H. Foley?

  Ooh, that's trash.

• 25:36Speaker 03

  What, it sucks.

• 25:38Speaker 02

  Crazy. Shooby shit.

• 25:40H. Foley?

  Crazy.

• 25:40Speaker 02

  Real shooby shit.

• 25:42H. Foley?

  A wet bathing suit on the AC expressway? Woo.

• 25:45Speaker 02

  One of those guys showering.

• 25:46H. Foley?

  That's a rash waiting to happen.

• 25:48Speaker 02

  Showering at the end of the beach, putting your shoes on.

• 25:51Speaker 03

  But we just went to, we just went to Charleston for the premiere.

• 25:53Speaker 02

  That's work.

• 25:54Speaker 03

  That's-

• 25:55H. Foley?

  I'll give you that. So, did you stay for a couple extra days, or did you leave on Sunday?

• 25:58Speaker 03

  I left immediately.

• 25:59Speaker 02

  He said he left first thing Sunday.

• 26:01H. Foley?

  And you had pizza. You didn't even go out to eat down there.

• 26:03Speaker 03

  We went out to eat.

• 26:04H. Foley?

  That's a restaurant city. Did you go to Fort Sumner?

• 26:07Speaker 03

  No.

• 26:08H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 26:09Speaker 03

  Well, you know.

• 26:10Speaker 02

  I got a lot going.

• 26:14Speaker 02

  Okay, I think you're doing a nice vacation. What would it, is there anywhere you would want to go?

• 26:18Speaker 03

  No.

• 26:19Speaker 02

  No.

• 26:19Speaker 03

  Where should I go?

• 26:20Speaker 02

  I don't know, I mean like-

• 26:21H. Foley?

  What do you like to do?

• 26:22Speaker 03

  Golf?

• 26:23H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 26:23Speaker 02

  I mean, like, the Carolinas are great for golf.

• 26:25H. Foley?

  Palm Springs?

• 26:26Speaker 03

  Fair enough, but then it's like, I, I got-

• 26:28Speaker 02

  I'm surprised, like, no golf trip, because that's big now, like, you know, you see guy, a bunch of, a bunch of guy-

• 26:33Speaker 03

  Hawaii.

• 26:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, going on, not even that, I mean, you go-

• 26:35Speaker 03

  Pinehurst is down in San-

• 26:37Speaker 02

  Go play Pinehurst.

• 26:38H. Foley?

  You gotta carry those clubs, though. I can't imagine you liking it.

• 26:40Speaker 03

  And you gotta, you know, it's a whole-

• 26:42H. Foley?

  And you look like an idiot walking through the airport.

• 26:43Speaker 03

  Yeah. I don't know, I, listen.

• 26:46Speaker 02

  I, listen, I'm not convincing you.

• 26:47Speaker 03

  I, okay, I wish I was the type of person that wanted to travel. I have the type of brain currently, maybe that'll change as I get better at flying, that-

• 26:57Speaker 02

  Right.

• 26:57Speaker 03

  Wants to see other stuff, but every time I go somewhere new, I just go, I don't care.

• 27:04Speaker 02

  I get it.

• 27:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:07Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 27:07H. Foley?

  I'll give you that.

• 27:09Speaker 02

  Huh.

• 27:09H. Foley?

  Do a road trip, you like driving?

• 27:11Speaker 03

  No. Sorry, I didn't mean to be that aggressive at you.

• 27:16Speaker 02

  I like it. I love it. He needs to be slapped around a little bit. Okay, uh, hmm.

• 27:25H. Foley?

  I have a question. Maybe not an artichoke pizza, because it's creamy, but say you got a regular pizza delivered to the house. You don't finish it, you're gonna have it the next day. Do you put it in the fridge, or do you put it in the oven in the box and let it sit overnight?

• 27:39Speaker 03

  Fridge.

• 27:40H. Foley?

  Really?

• 27:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:41H. Foley?

  Take it out of the box?

• 27:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:43H. Foley?

  And put it in tinfoil? Wait, I'm crazy?

• 27:45Speaker 02

  It's crazy that you thought he would not do, that you thought he would leave.

• 27:48H. Foley?

  But you're on the same page as me.

• 27:50Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

• 27:52Speaker 03

  Wait, you really just leave it in the box?

• 27:54H. Foley?

  Yeah. It's fine. It's gonna be good. You can have a cold in the morning.

• 27:57Speaker 02

  It's a, it becomes a different product the next day.

• 27:59H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 28:00Speaker 03

  Interesting.

• 28:01Speaker 02

  I'm not, listen, I'm not for it, but it happens, and it's fine.

• 28:05H. Foley?

  Why don't you take it out of the box and put it in, uh, tinfoil? It gets weird. When it's like two slices, that's my mom's move.

• 28:12Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 28:13H. Foley?

  Hate it.

• 28:13Speaker 03

  But you gotta, for just to slow down bacteria?

• 28:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're rolling the dice a little bit, but there's nothing a meter can't handle.

• 28:20H. Foley?

  It's in the, it's in the oven.

• 28:22Speaker 03

  Totally agree.

• 28:23H. Foley?

  It's not like there's flies in there or anything.

• 28:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, maybe I'll, maybe I'll live on the edge a little, do they?

• 28:27H. Foley?

  No, you won't.

• 28:28Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 28:29Speaker 02

  Nah, I'm just trying to fit in with you guys.

• 28:33Speaker 02

  I'm trying to seem like a hard ass in front of my friends.

• 28:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:38Speaker 02

  Do you still own any DVDs?

• 28:39Speaker 03

  I'm just checking, it looks like there's a order dash. Message, message from your dashers.

• 28:43Speaker 02

  Looks like there's some, some, some issue at the pizza parlor.

• 28:45Speaker 03

  They're waiting for the order.

• 28:47Speaker 02

  There we go.

• 28:47Speaker 03

  Waiting for the order. I do not own DVDs.

• 28:50Speaker 02

  No DVDs?

• 28:51Speaker 03

  No.

• 28:52Speaker 02

  Any collection of any, like, is there any, anything you're, you feel, you're, not even a collection, but?

• 28:57Speaker 03

  Yeah. I acquired this.

• 29:02Speaker 03

  Feels really stupid, but there was this one toy that I had growing up that it's, it's called like a rumble, rock, rumble and roll or something. It was like a little truck.

• 29:11Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 29:12Speaker 03

  Rumble rock truck. Anyway, you would like pull the, pull a little string, it would start the ignition.

• 29:17Speaker 02

  Rumble rock and roll.

• 29:18H. Foley?

  Sounds familiar.

• 29:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, or something like that. And I'm, I'm getting the wording wrong. I could look it up for you actually, cause then I did, there was, there was three that they offered.

• 29:29Speaker 04

  Is it the van?

• 29:31Speaker 02

  I just freaked out.

• 29:32Speaker 03

  So I had the red truck and then I ordered the van and I'm thinking about ordering the blue Jeep just to complete the collection.

• 29:39H. Foley?

  Did you have the whole set when you were a kid?

• 29:40Speaker 03

  No, I only had the red one.

• 29:42Speaker 02

  I gotta be honest, a bunch of vibrators are coming up when you put rumble and roll toy. Flex and Ben, the rubble, rumble, do a rumble, rumble wand.

• 29:50Speaker 03

  That was, that was the one thing I thought, oh, let me.

• 29:53H. Foley?

  Did you get it on eBay?

• 29:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:55Speaker 02

  Well, that sent you back.

• 29:57Speaker 03

  It was like ninety dollars.

• 29:58Speaker 02

  Okay, that's good.

• 29:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:59Speaker 02

  That's a nice little.

• 30:00H. Foley?

  Min condition?

• 30:01Speaker 03

  It, it, they, it was, it was misleading. They said it was.

• 30:05Speaker 02

  It was gently used.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  Stupid, like, cover of it came off. Should I look it up or not?

• 30:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, go for it, of course. I'd love to get eyes on this.

• 30:12Speaker 03

  I can, I can multitask.

• 30:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:14H. Foley?

  Do you show it? Like, is it out? Like, on a shelf?

• 30:16Speaker 03

  It is displayed.

• 30:18H. Foley?

  It's displayed?

• 30:19Speaker 03

  It's displayed with other, like, figurines from my child.

• 30:21Speaker 02

  Where at?

• 30:22Speaker 03

  On a bookshelf.

• 30:23Speaker 02

  In the what room?

• 30:25Speaker 03

  The den, yes.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  In the den.

• 30:27H. Foley?

  The den?

• 30:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:28H. Foley?

  Huh. Is that different from the living room?

• 30:30Speaker 03

  I think so.

• 30:30Speaker 02

  Do you step down into the den by any chance?

• 30:33Speaker 03

  No.

• 30:33Speaker 02

  No.

• 30:33H. Foley?

  Is there a TV in there?

• 30:35Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 30:35H. Foley?

  Is there a TV in the living room?

• 30:37Speaker 03

  No.

• 30:37H. Foley?

  Really? That's old school of you.

• 30:42Speaker 03

  My eBay.

• 30:43H. Foley?

  That's wild.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  Fucking Nana Gerben.

• 30:46Speaker 03

  Buy again? Oh.

• 30:47Speaker 02

  Buy it?

• 30:48Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 30:48Speaker 02

  I'm freaking out.

• 30:50Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, here's a couple shirts that didn't work out.

• 30:53H. Foley?

  Off eBay?

• 30:54Speaker 02

  Off eBay?

• 30:55Speaker 03

  Rockin' rollers. Tommy Rip Rockin' rollers. Monster truck.

• 31:01H. Foley?

  I never heard of it. Was this in the nineties?

• 31:03Speaker 03

  Yeah. Or nineteen eighty-eight, sorry, the eighties.

• 31:06H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 31:08Speaker 02

  Okay, let's see.

• 31:11Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, I don't, I, oh, I remember that specifically, the package.

• 31:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:15Speaker 02

  Rip Rockin' rollers. I remember that, that.

• 31:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:18Speaker 02

  What one is it? What color?

• 31:19Speaker 03

  Well, so the only one that I don't have right now is the blue Jeep.

• 31:22Speaker 02

  I didn't know you had acquired multiple.

• 31:24Speaker 03

  Well, I had the red one since childhood, acquired the.

• 31:27H. Foley?

  You kept that one all the way through?

• 31:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, I just, something about that toy, I loved it.

• 31:32Speaker 02

  Damn, that's really cool. What, you said other, uh, not trinkets, I forgot the other word.

• 31:37H. Foley?

  Figurines. You mean action figures?

• 31:39Speaker 03

  No, like eagles, like, what were those, um, you know?

• 31:42H. Foley?

  Oh, I know what you're talking about. No, not the bobble heads. What the fuck were they called?

• 31:45Speaker 03

  They would come in the little like.

• 31:46H. Foley?

  Like major leagues or something like that?

• 31:48Speaker 03

  People would collect them, the box with the clear plastic in the front.

• 31:51H. Foley?

  You know what we're talking about?

• 31:52Speaker 02

  I know.

• 31:53H. Foley?

  They were like in position.

• 31:54Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 31:55H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 31:56Speaker 03

  So I got Reggie White and Jerome Brown.

• 31:58Speaker 02

  Great ones.

• 31:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:59Speaker 02

  Great ones.

• 32:00H. Foley?

  I'm surprised you don't remember. They had a specific name. You got anything, Luke?

• 32:03Speaker 02

  That's gonna be probably a tough one to get.

• 32:05H. Foley?

  No, they were huge. Interesting.

• 32:09Speaker 02

  Huh.

• 32:10H. Foley?

  Display. You ever play with it?

• 32:12Speaker 03

  No.

• 32:13H. Foley?

  Gerben?

• 32:14Speaker 03

  No, I, I mean, when, like, my nephew, you know, like, for, for the, the toys, yeah, but no, nothing. Uh, you know what I did get recently was a pellet gun.

• 32:24H. Foley?

  Really?

• 32:25Speaker 02

  You had one growing up, didn't you?

• 32:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, and talked about, so, uh, and I just got, it's, yeah.

• 32:31H. Foley?

  What are you doing with it?

• 32:31Speaker 03

  Shooting cans, but now I just bought like a target thing.

• 32:35Speaker 02

  In the backyard?

• 32:36Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's actually very fun to do.

• 32:39Speaker 02

  Is there any, is there a house behind you or no?

• 32:41Speaker 03

  No.

• 32:42Speaker 02

  Okay, that's safety first.

• 32:45H. Foley?

  Would you ever shoot a squirrel or a groundhog or anything like that? Even if they were, what about a possum?

• 32:49Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 32:50H. Foley?

  Skunk?

• 32:51Speaker 03

  Possums? No.

• 32:52H. Foley?

  Wolf?

• 32:52Speaker 03

  Absolutely not, no.

• 32:53Speaker 02

  A possum could get it.

• 32:55Speaker 03

  No, it can't.

• 32:56H. Foley?

  I don't think.

• 32:56Speaker 03

  They're the sweetest.

• 32:57H. Foley?

  What?

• 32:58Speaker 03

  Possums? No, you should look, look up possums. They're, they're, they're, they take, they like, they're great animals and they don't attack people. They just make a crazy face if you pick them up.

• 33:08H. Foley?

  Yeah, they look weird.

• 33:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:10Speaker 02

  Hit you with that. No thanks. Ah. Have you ever gone to a high school reunion?

• 33:16Speaker 03

  No.

• 33:17Speaker 02

  No plans either? That's not your cup of tea. Okay. What high school did you go to?

• 33:21Speaker 03

  Conestoga.

• 33:22Speaker 02

  Conestoga. Can we check a? No, it says, it sounds like I'm fact checking. We, do we find out if you're in the notable alum on Wikipedia? Do you know if you are?

• 33:31Speaker 03

  Oh, I may be because my friend Dan listened to this last time and then went there to try and add, I think. There we go.

• 33:39H. Foley?

  When was the last time you went to a trivia night?

• 33:41Speaker 02

  See if Dan's got any swag. He does.

• 33:43Speaker 04

  Steve Gerben.

• 33:43H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 33:45Speaker 02

  Big up.

• 33:45Speaker 04

  Right below actor, producer, writer, right below Todd Glass.

• 33:49H. Foley?

  Ah, you went to high school with Todd Glass?

• 33:52Speaker 03

  Uh, the same high school as.

• 33:53H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 33:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:56H. Foley?

  Trivia night.

• 33:57Speaker 03

  Trivia night was?

• 33:58Speaker 02

  Quizo?

• 33:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, probably not too long ago, probably.

• 34:01H. Foley?

  Really?

• 34:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:01H. Foley?

  That you'll do socially?

• 34:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, cause I, well, so this, my girlfriend at the time, I played with her and her friend and I won the, you know, funniest name of the night thing.

• 34:13Speaker 02

  Which was what?

• 34:14Speaker 03

  Nancy Pelosi's big fat tits, because it was like when that titty pic of her came out and then I was in the bathroom.

• 34:22Speaker 02

  I thought it was gonna be clever or something. So on the nose.

• 34:27Speaker 03

  And I was in the bathroom when they won. They had a, there was just two women.

• 34:34Speaker 02

  That's good.

• 34:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:35H. Foley?

  Are you good at trivia?

• 34:36Speaker 03

  Horrible.

• 34:38H. Foley?

  But that's something you do socially.

• 34:40Speaker 02

  The heavy lifting.

• 34:41Speaker 03

  I will do it socially.

• 34:42H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 34:43Speaker 03

  It's not, I don't seek it out to do it.

• 34:45H. Foley?

  Yeah, with the ladies friends, I think I'd rather blow my brains out.

• 34:48Speaker 02

  I gotta be honest, I enjoy a good quizo.

• 34:51H. Foley?

  Really?

• 34:51Speaker 02

  Always have. How you play a couple? It's just a reason to get drunk on a Tuesday.

• 34:55H. Foley?

  Paying the burbs.

• 34:56Speaker 02

  Usually drink specials, you go there, it's like dollar beers or something.

• 34:59H. Foley?

  I don't like the people that attracts.

• 35:00Speaker 03

  Well, who, who's in the track? Yeah. What type of people?

• 35:06H. Foley?

  Guys that eat peas for breakfast.

• 35:09Speaker 02

  Nancy Pelosi's big fat tits.

• 35:11H. Foley?

  When you watch TV, do you have the closed captioning on?

• 35:14Speaker 03

  Uh, I do. I, I, I try to turn it off. Everybody that I've watched it with always seems to want it on.

• 35:21H. Foley?

  Hmm, interesting.

• 35:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:22H. Foley?

  Kevin, how do you feel about that?

• 35:24Speaker 02

  Uh, my wife is English as a second language, so I'm just, it's on now all the time. So I just have to live with it. Have you ever won a chain wallet?

• 35:33Speaker 03

  Sure, definitely.

• 35:35H. Foley?

  Really?

• 35:35Speaker 02

  What years we talking?

• 35:37Speaker 03

  Uh, probably early nineties.

• 35:39H. Foley?

  That was your style?

• 35:41Speaker 03

  Well, no, I was trying to fit in.

• 35:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, I did it as well for a little while.

• 35:44Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah. It's probably something I bought at the beach. Then I had a Zippo lighter. I would like, you know, you'd come back with trinkets.

• 35:51H. Foley?

  Did you smoke?

• 35:52Speaker 03

  No.

• 35:52H. Foley?

  You just had a Zippo on you?

• 35:54Speaker 02

  They were big, dude, early, that branding was fucking, they must've got an influx of private equity cash.

• 35:59H. Foley?

  Yeah, they did come back.

• 36:00Speaker 03

  You could learn to like snap it open.

• 36:02H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 36:02Speaker 03

  And snap the.

• 36:03Speaker 02

  What beach did you grow up going to?

• 36:05Speaker 03

  Ocean City, New Jersey.

• 36:06H. Foley?

  Shout out to it. The Chatterbox?

• 36:08Speaker 03

  What's that?

• 36:09H. Foley?

  You don't know the Chatterbox?

• 36:10Speaker 03

  No. What is that?

• 36:12Speaker 02

  Sounds like a place you'd dance in the nineteen fifties. The Chatterbox.

• 36:16H. Foley?

  It's a famous diner in Ocean City.

• 36:18Speaker 02

  They don't serve peas there.

• 36:20H. Foley?

  Fair enough.

• 36:22Speaker 03

  You just think fella.

• 36:26Speaker 02

  Will you send a Venmo request if someone owes you money?

• 36:30Speaker 03

  No.

• 36:32H. Foley?

  Who's gonna owe him money?

• 36:34Speaker 02

  I don't know. If you go play around the golf or somebody, like, I got it, just Venmo me.

• 36:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, no.

• 36:38H. Foley?

  Would you just pick it up? Not ask about it?

• 36:40Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 36:41H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 36:42Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 36:42H. Foley?

  When's the last time you picked up dinner?

• 36:44Speaker 03

  Picked up dinner?

• 36:45Speaker 02

  He's picking up lunch right now.

• 36:48H. Foley?

  Yeah, you're great. If you go to dinner, usually picking up the check?

• 36:52Speaker 03

  How many people are we talking and who else is there?

• 36:54Speaker 02

  He's gonna have to pick up dinner.

• 36:55H. Foley?

  What, what day is it?

• 36:56Speaker 02

  Is everybody bringing their girlfriends? What's happening?

• 36:59H. Foley?

  Another couple.

• 37:00Speaker 03

  Another couple?

• 37:01Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 37:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, sure.

• 37:02H. Foley?

  Does it depend on who?

• 37:03Speaker 03

  I have not done a. Well, I haven't done a couple date and frankly, I would really heels in the mud about doing it.

• 37:10Speaker 02

  About going on the date.

• 37:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:12H. Foley?

  You don't like a double date?

• 37:13Speaker 03

  Don't like a double date.

• 37:14H. Foley?

  What if you knew both of the other couple?

• 37:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, then, then.

• 37:17H. Foley?

  It's never the case, though.

• 37:19Speaker 03

  What's that?

• 37:20H. Foley?

  Knowing both of them.

• 37:21Speaker 03

  I feel like, I feel like it would be rare.

• 37:23H. Foley?

  Yeah, we're going with Lori and her husband. You remember him?

• 37:26Speaker 03

  Right, right.

• 37:27H. Foley?

  Guy stinks. Whoever he is. All right.

• 37:33Speaker 03

  Interesting.

• 37:34Speaker 02

  Are they, I, yeah, obviously, is there any faux pas on the golf course that really tick you off?

• 37:38Speaker 03

  Slow play.

• 37:39Speaker 02

  Slow play. That's it. Will you, will you, will you have a comment if you're, will you?

• 37:44H. Foley?

  Will you play through?

• 37:45Speaker 03

  Uh, well, I mean, if, if offered, but I might, I might gesture in a way.

• 37:53Speaker 02

  What's that look like?

• 37:55H. Foley?

  Slapping his arms?

• 37:57Speaker 02

  Let's go.

• 37:58Speaker 03

  I don't go in the full arm flap, but I might go like.

• 38:01Speaker 02

  Little hands?

• 38:03Speaker 03

  Like that.

• 38:04Speaker 02

  Wait, do we do it again?

• 38:05H. Foley?

  From the tee to the green?

• 38:07Speaker 03

  Whoa, I'm up there.

• 38:08H. Foley?

  Who's gonna see us?

• 38:09Speaker 02

  So they're in the fairway.

• 38:10Speaker 03

  They're in the fairway.

• 38:11Speaker 02

  And you're on the tee box.

• 38:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I might, I might have my head up a little bit, you know, sort of.

• 38:15Speaker 02

  That's not enough.

• 38:17Speaker 03

  I'm not gonna go full arm flap. I'm not gonna do confrontational.

• 38:20H. Foley?

  What's considered slow play, Luke?

• 38:22Speaker 04

  Uh, you gotta, you gotta be keeping up with the guys in front of you.

• 38:26Speaker 02

  Ready golf, you gotta be.

• 38:28Speaker 04

  You know it when you see it.

• 38:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:29Speaker 04

  Uh, would you complain to the starter?

• 38:32Speaker 03

  No, I would, I would, I, I would, in the group, I would be like, should we complain? Should we? And hope that somebody else.

• 38:43Speaker 02

  Hey, listen, I think these guys, I did the head nod twice. They didn't pick up on it. I think it's intentional.

• 38:47Speaker 03

  I'm on TV and upset. Is there, is me?

• 38:52Speaker 02

  Is there someone that can help me? Is my assistant here? Uh, that's great. Okay. Well, are you the kind of guy, if you see a tee in like the tee box, will you pick it up and keep it?

• 39:03Speaker 03

  Uh, if, if, if I need it.

• 39:05Speaker 02

  If you need it.

• 39:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:05H. Foley?

  What about balls? Will you take balls?

• 39:07Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 39:08H. Foley?

  Really?

• 39:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, cause I have a little like shag bag at home.

• 39:11H. Foley?

  Bucket of balls?

• 39:12Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 39:12H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 39:13Speaker 03

  Just to like chip around out back. And I think an animal's taken some of them.

• 39:16Speaker 02

  It's that goddamn possum. He's probably got the pellet gun.

• 39:20Speaker 03

  So.

• 39:21Speaker 02

  Okay. Do you have the thing, you have the shag bag that picks the balls up?

• 39:24Speaker 03

  I do.

• 39:25Speaker 02

  That's real. That's, I knew a guy who had that. My mom's boss had that at one point.

• 39:29Speaker 04

  Do you have the super long stick where you can get the balls out of the water?

• 39:32Speaker 03

  No.

• 39:33Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 39:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, I wanted to get that and I, I was told explicitly that that is trash.

• 39:37Speaker 02

  Telescoping dirtbag ball getter.

• 39:41H. Foley?

  They're still good.

• 39:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:43Speaker 02

  That was, I worked at a country club and that was, I would just steal the range ball. I mean, they would, they'd, they'd pull the, the lake or whatever.

• 39:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, every once in a while they would do it, right?

• 39:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:54Speaker 02

  Two times a season or whatever, and then I would just, I had a trunk full of just stolen range balls. It was great.

• 39:59Speaker 03

  Which, which, which one?

• 40:00Speaker 02

  Northampton Country Club.

• 40:02Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 40:02Speaker 02

  In, uh, Fox County, Pennsylvania.

• 40:04Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 40:05H. Foley?

  I was always petrified of the pond on the golf course.

• 40:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:09H. Foley?

  There's something in there.

• 40:10Speaker 03

  Really?

• 40:10H. Foley?

  I don't know. Just looks murky. I wouldn't go in that shit.

• 40:14Speaker 03

  It's just goo shit.

• 40:16Speaker 02

  It is.

• 40:16H. Foley?

  Very true.

• 40:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:17H. Foley?

  It's enough to keep me away.

• 40:19Speaker 02

  That's it. I'm done.

• 40:20H. Foley?

  If you went to a diner and they had mints out front, how many mints do you think are acceptable to take before it's too much?

• 40:27Speaker 02

  He's not touching them.

• 40:28H. Foley?

  I could see them.

• 40:29Speaker 03

  I could.

• 40:30H. Foley?

  The red and white ones, I could see them.

• 40:31Speaker 03

  For sure.

• 40:32H. Foley?

  Not the old chalky ones.

• 40:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:34Speaker 02

  They're wrapped.

• 40:35Speaker 03

  I would, here's, I would say one per person, and then maybe, you know, one extra, just.

• 40:41H. Foley?

  It's in your pocket.

• 40:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:42Speaker 02

  Very good. In case you have a big business meeting coming up.

• 40:45H. Foley?

  You take a toothpick?

• 40:47Speaker 03

  If they offer them, sure. I get food wedged in there rapidly.

• 40:53Speaker 02

  The word choice, wedged in there rapidly, is like, I love it. It's like, it's rhythmic. Uh, will you, I, I, this has to be a no. Will you send food back at a, at a restaurant?

• 41:03Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 41:04Speaker 02

  No.

• 41:04H. Foley?

  No matter what?

• 41:05Speaker 03

  No matter what. I mean, if it's a totally different order.

• 41:08Speaker 02

  Sure, if they give you the tilapia.

• 41:09Speaker 03

  I think there was a miscommunication. I didn't fucking order this.

• 41:14Speaker 02

  Can you get the starter?

• 41:14H. Foley?

  Get back there and get your shit together.

• 41:17Speaker 02

  Okay. Will you point at a menu if you're ordering? Like, I'll do the chicken parmigiana.

• 41:22Speaker 03

  Almost always.

• 41:22Speaker 02

  Almost always.

• 41:23H. Foley?

  When's the last time you were at a restaurant? Not?

• 41:27Speaker 02

  Never.

• 41:28Speaker 03

  No, no, I do. Uh, West Chester, Pennsylvania is great restaurants. Um.

• 41:33H. Foley?

  You'll go out to dinner?

• 41:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:35H. Foley?

  With one other person or maybe yourself?

• 41:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, one other person.

• 41:37H. Foley?

  You go out by yourself?

• 41:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, like a date, like a date, you know.

• 41:40H. Foley?

  But do you eat by yourself?

• 41:41Speaker 03

  Uh, no, I wouldn't go to a restaurant by myself, no.

• 41:43H. Foley?

  I respect that.

• 41:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:44H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 41:45Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 41:45H. Foley?

  I think it's weird.

• 41:46Speaker 03

  Do you?

• 41:47H. Foley?

  Never.

• 41:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:48H. Foley?

  Never.

• 41:48Speaker 03

  Do you?

• 41:49Speaker 02

  I never could do that.

• 41:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:50Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, no. I don't, mm-mm. Only time I ever do it is at airport. If I'm like killing time by myself, I'm traveling alone or something.

• 41:58H. Foley?

  I always feel like a detective or something like that. It's just weird.

• 42:02Speaker 02

  I don't, I never, I wouldn't know what to do, where to look.

• 42:05Speaker 03

  Yes!

• 42:06Speaker 02

  I wouldn't know. I just got my hair cut and I had, every time she looked, she like looked down to see if it was like even, I would close, I'd panic and close my eye. I wouldn't know what to do.

• 42:13H. Foley?

  Just leave the menu, please.

• 42:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, too bad. Just too much. Yeah.

• 42:17Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 42:18Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. Have you, oh, I'm sorry. What was the last book you read?

• 42:22Speaker 03

  Oh, boy, it's, it's probably just like a golf instructional book.

• 42:27Speaker 03

  I'm an idiot. I haven't read a book.

• 42:28H. Foley?

  You don't read?

• 42:29Speaker 03

  Not anymore.

• 42:30H. Foley?

  I'm surprised.

• 42:31Speaker 03

  I know.

• 42:32H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 42:33Speaker 03

  I, I, I, I just, I, I ordered Norwegian wood and read like a page of it and said.

• 42:40Speaker 02

  Oh, that's a book?

• 42:40H. Foley?

  I thought it was a Beatles song.

• 42:42Speaker 03

  No, it's, I think it is, and also a book.

• 42:45H. Foley?

  What's it about?

• 42:46Speaker 03

  I don't even know.

• 42:47Speaker 02

  Is it fiction?

• 42:48Speaker 03

  It is.

• 42:50Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 42:51Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 42:51Speaker 02

  What are you watching on TV then?

• 42:54H. Foley?

  I feel like it's a black and white TV for some reason.

• 42:55Speaker 03

  It's not. I, I, I would say.

• 42:57Speaker 02

  It's not, asshole. It's all upset it.

• 43:01Speaker 03

  So, DoorDash, he's approaching.

• 43:04Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 43:07Speaker 03

  Who knows what that name is? Anyway, so.

• 43:10Speaker 02

  It ain't Gary.

• 43:13H. Foley?

  Kevin, let's talk about Chime.

• 43:14Speaker 02

  Chime!

• 43:15H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 43:18Speaker 02

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 43:19H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 43:20Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 43:20H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish, I could go back and say, hey, I wish I had Chime.

• 43:35Speaker 02

  I know. Listen, if, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks coming after you.

• 43:47H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 43:49Speaker 02

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• 44:30H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 44:31Speaker 05

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• 44:42Speaker 06

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• 44:45Speaker 07

  I was an Avenger, but I'm not a hero anymore.

• 44:50Speaker 06

  The Vision returns for the final chapter of the groundbreaking trilogy.

• 44:54Speaker 07

  That family wasn't real. You sure about that?

• 44:57Speaker 06

  I had a father called Vision. How is this possible? Don't miss the two-episode premiere of Marvel Television's Vision Quest. Nothing bonds a family together quite like Mortal Jeopardy. Now streaming on Disney+.

• 45:12Speaker 03

  So, I watch a lot of YouTube golf.

• 45:15Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 45:15Speaker 03

  Um.

• 45:16Speaker 02

  Who do you like?

• 45:17Speaker 03

  The Brian Bros.

• 45:18Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 45:18Speaker 03

  Grant Horvath.

• 45:19Speaker 02

  Shout out to, I, I know Grant.

• 45:20H. Foley?

  Do you put it on the TV?

• 45:21Speaker 03

  Do you know Grant?

• 45:22Speaker 02

  I don't know, no. I just got all stuff. You know Grant?

• 45:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:26Speaker 02

  No, I don't. You could probably get on one of them channels.

• 45:28Speaker 03

  I've been trying. They've got a lot of DMs for, well, they each have a DM for me. But, uh, I haven't heard anything back. But.

• 45:34Speaker 02

  Get your people on that.

• 45:36Speaker 03

  I've tried.

• 45:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:38Speaker 03

  I know.

• 45:39Speaker 02

  I'll get you on there.

• 45:40Speaker 03

  Will you?

• 45:41Speaker 02

  I'll try. I don't know. It's Shane, what the fuck am I talking about?

• 45:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know. But, uh, they have, I just, the three of them together are fantastic. And anyway, outside of that, maybe a movie or what?

• 45:54H. Foley?

  Nothing.

• 45:55Speaker 03

  You should see it. You should see their vibe. They do, they have great vibe. It's just, I don't know. I've gotta, I've gotta give a better review, but I love them.

• 46:02Speaker 02

  That's great.

• 46:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:03Speaker 02

  Good golf content. It's alright.

• 46:05H. Foley?

  Yeah, but he's doing his thing. Gerbils Gerbils.

• 46:09Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 46:11Speaker 02

  When was the last time you were at a garage sale?

• 46:16Speaker 02

  As a child, maybe.

• 46:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, maybe, yeah.

• 46:18Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 46:18H. Foley?

  See, I could see him.

• 46:19Speaker 03

  No.

• 46:20H. Foley?

  He zigs when he should zag.

• 46:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's an animal.

• 46:22Speaker 03

  You think I'm a garage sale guy? Go in like the, the awkward conversation. I don't like being watched when I'm looking at stuff.

• 46:29Speaker 02

  You like looking. I don't be, I don't like being looked at.

• 46:31H. Foley?

  I could see it. I could understand you not being. You're pellet gun, you live alone in the house, the microwave's in the laundry room?

• 46:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:40H. Foley?

  Yeah. I could see a garage sale or a storage auction.

• 46:44Speaker 03

  Interesting.

• 46:45Speaker 02

  Hmm. What, uh, let's say you're at a urinal. Do you unzi, unbutton and unzip, or do you go over the top?

• 46:53Speaker 03

  I think I unbutton and unzip. I have to.

• 46:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:56Speaker 02

  Nice unit on you.

• 46:59Speaker 03

  No, no, I don't have a nice penis, but I do have to, I can't go in through the zipper.

• 47:04Speaker 02

  No, that's crazy.

• 47:05H. Foley?

  Yeah, you go over the fence. Yeah.

• 47:08Speaker 03

  No, that's crazy.

• 47:09Speaker 02

  I don't know anyone doing that.

• 47:10Speaker 03

  Right, what's the point of them?

• 47:12Speaker 02

  Dude, I was, I was peeing next to my, my boy's dad. We were at a bar and he had shorts on and he went, he went through the bottom of the shorts.

• 47:19H. Foley?

  That guy's got a hog on him.

• 47:20Speaker 02

  I went, what the shit is even that?

• 47:22Speaker 03

  Through the bottom?

• 47:23H. Foley?

  God damn!

• 47:24Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 47:26H. Foley?

  I can't do that. I can't unbutton and unzip, cause I'm scared my pants will fall down.

• 47:31Speaker 02

  So you go over the top rope?

• 47:32H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah, I just keep my belt done and I go over the top rope.

• 47:35Speaker 03

  Interesting.

• 47:36H. Foley?

  Yeah. My belts are heavy and they'll drag my jeans right to the ground.

• 47:40Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 47:41H. Foley?

  It's like, it's like an anchor. And I don't wear underwear, so then I'm the fat guy with his pants down and saying, well, the urinal.

• 47:48H. Foley?

  Not a good look.

• 47:49Speaker 03

  I have a narrow urethra, so when I, when I, when I'm done peeing, I have to get some urine out, and the way to get it out is to like.

• 48:00Speaker 02

  You gotta thrust a little bit.

• 48:01Speaker 03

  You gotta thrust or like compress the head of the penis, which.

• 48:05Speaker 02

  With your hand?

• 48:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:07Speaker 02

  Wait, so you squeeze, do you, I've, like, do you, you like, like that? What's the motion?

• 48:13Speaker 03

  The motion is.

• 48:14H. Foley?

  You gotta make sure nobody sees you doing this.

• 48:16Speaker 03

  That's the problem. But ideally, it's either you could apply pressure to.

• 48:23H. Foley?

  The prostate?

• 48:24Speaker 03

  Yes. And, you know, well.

• 48:26H. Foley?

  Spitting his ass in a urinal?

• 48:27Speaker 03

  No, no, okay, so then, no, I, I thought the prostate was something else.

• 48:30H. Foley?

  At least do it in a stall, will you?

• 48:31Speaker 03

  Grundle. So, yeah.

• 48:33H. Foley?

  You mean the taint?

• 48:34Speaker 03

  Yes. You apply a little pressure there. There's gotta be one person that's.

• 48:38Speaker 02

  I've seen this online.

• 48:39Speaker 03

  You have?

• 48:40Speaker 02

  I have. You do like, yeah, you kinda.

• 48:42H. Foley?

  On the golf channel?

• 48:43Speaker 02

  Brian Bros.

• 48:44Speaker 03

  Yeah. Well, don't, they're very family friendly. We can't.

• 48:48Speaker 02

  Don't mix that. Don't mix that.

• 48:49Speaker 03

  Pop those sports, my bad. Nice. Um.

• 48:54Speaker 02

  You just ruined his chances.

• 48:56H. Foley?

  Is this undiagnosed?

• 48:57Speaker 03

  When I'm at home, what?

• 48:58H. Foley?

  Is this undiagnosed, the narrow urethra?

• 49:00Speaker 03

  It is.

• 49:00Speaker 02

  Well, it's definitely self-prescribed, I think.

• 49:03Speaker 03

  I haven't talked to a medical.

• 49:04H. Foley?

  Could be your prostate. You should have that checked out.

• 49:05Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 49:06H. Foley?

  Have your prostate checked?

• 49:07Speaker 03

  No, I haven't.

• 49:07Speaker 02

  How did you land on narrow urethra?

• 49:09Speaker 03

  I think I Googled it.

• 49:11H. Foley?

  Man, that is an odd, man, that's a gerbin right there.

• 49:14Speaker 03

  Cause if I don't, yeah, well, so.

• 49:17Speaker 02

  Okay, so you, you get, you gotta clear out the pipes a little bit more, otherwise, what, it dribbles?

• 49:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, it'll, then, you know, two seconds later, when I put my pants, it was just like, I'll piss my pants. Not piss my pants.

• 49:27Speaker 02

  I understand, yeah, yeah.

• 49:28H. Foley?

  Damn, that's hardcore.

• 49:31Speaker 03

  Just go to check and see what he's up to. Oh, details of your no contact. It was dropped off.

• 49:37Speaker 02

  Shark.

• 49:38H. Foley?

  Shark? Is there an artichoke?

• 49:40Speaker 03

  Got it?

• 49:41Speaker 02

  The pizza is in the building.

• 49:42Speaker 03

  We got it?

• 49:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:43Speaker 03

  That's so exciting. I, you know, cause when I was in the car here, thank you again so much. Yeah, I was like, I wonder if this'll work. And I said, Steve, don't worry.

• 49:50H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 49:51Speaker 03

  Uh, you know, like, is it gonna create a lot of confusion? Are, are people gonna have to, you know? And I said, let's just try it.

• 49:56H. Foley?

  Within the studio?

• 49:57Speaker 03

  What?

• 49:57H. Foley?

  You mean within the studio?

• 49:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:59Speaker 02

  Or New York City as a whole.

• 50:00H. Foley?

  It's been a topic of conversation, but no, nowhere near a problem, I'd be sure to the imagination.

• 50:05Speaker 02

  Gerben gridlocked New York. Holy shit, this guy ordered a pizza. Okay, I mean.

• 50:12Speaker 03

  Pants down.

• 50:14Speaker 02

  Pants, you unbutton, you do the whole nine?

• 50:16Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 50:17Speaker 02

  I, I've, I've realized when, if I do go over the top and I don't clear the pipes completely, that is more, I don't know if there's like a kink or something with the top of the pant. But that prevents the final, there's more.

• 50:29H. Foley?

  Drip.

• 50:30Speaker 02

  Sure. There's more drippage if I go over the top.

• 50:32Speaker 03

  Interesting.

• 50:33H. Foley?

  I've just learned to accept that.

• 50:34Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 50:35H. Foley?

  I got pee in my jeans.

• 50:38H. Foley?

  It's not my worst problem.

• 50:38Speaker 03

  You know, like at home, you won't use a little bit of toilet paper and dab and then.

• 50:42H. Foley?

  Now, I'm even worse at home. I've realized over the years, I thought it was my fatness, but I've been told recently that I stand too far away from the toilet to pee and I always get pee on the floor. No, no. Wait, have you seen it? Not bad. No, I don't know what it is.

• 50:59Speaker 03

  You stand too far away?

• 51:00H. Foley?

  I stand too far away. Definitely no cleanup there.

• 51:02Speaker 03

  Oh, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta clean it up.

• 51:05H. Foley?

  And sometimes I'll just pee in the shower, even if I'm not in the shower.

• 51:08Speaker 03

  Of course, of course.

• 51:08H. Foley?

  No, even if I'm not in the shower.

• 51:09Speaker 03

  Oh, interesting.

• 51:10H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 51:10Speaker 02

  Do you run water?

• 51:12H. Foley?

  Sometimes.

• 51:13Speaker 02

  That's a no.

• 51:14Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 51:14H. Foley?

  Not in a hotel.

• 51:16Speaker 03

  Hotel? Yeah, well.

• 51:20Speaker 03

  Ah, yeah, you're crazy. I would run some water. I mean, just.

• 51:23H. Foley?

  Fair enough.

• 51:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:25H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 51:28H. Foley?

  Is this garbage?

• 51:31H. Foley?

  That's the question.

• 51:32Speaker 02

  You know, he's, he's a specific kind of guy.

• 51:36H. Foley?

  Do you have a cleaning lady?

• 51:37Speaker 03

  I do now.

• 51:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:38H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 51:39Speaker 03

  We talked about that last time. Yeah, I do now.

• 51:41H. Foley?

  Do you clean in between? When's the last time you were in the vacuum?

• 51:44Speaker 03

  I do, I, I have a, a Dyson that I, sorry.

• 51:48H. Foley?

  Things are going very well.

• 51:50Speaker 03

  They are, but, uh, I, I'll Dyson occasionally.

• 51:54H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 51:54Speaker 03

  Cat hair, such and such.

• 51:55H. Foley?

  How many cats do you have?

• 51:56Speaker 03

  One.

• 51:57H. Foley?

  It's an outdoor cat?

• 51:58Speaker 03

  No, it's a both. She's, she has like an indoor, outdoor space.

• 52:01H. Foley?

  But she can't roam around. It's all caged in.

• 52:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:04H. Foley?

  You built this thing for her.

• 52:05Speaker 03

  Well, no, she, she, she does not go over the fence. She just doesn't climb out of it. So I just have like a normal person fence.

• 52:11H. Foley?

  Really?

• 52:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:12H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 52:14Speaker 02

  A normal person fence?

• 52:16Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 52:16Speaker 02

  I know, yeah.

• 52:17H. Foley?

  Even the cat's cabin.

• 52:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:19H. Foley?

  Is it declawed?

• 52:20Speaker 03

  No.

• 52:21H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 52:21Speaker 03

  No.

• 52:22H. Foley?

  You wouldn't do that?

• 52:22Speaker 03

  No. I agree.

• 52:24Speaker 02

  How do you feel about avocados?

• 52:26Speaker 03

  I could get into them.

• 52:27Speaker 02

  Do you keep them at the house?

• 52:29Speaker 03

  No, no, no, but I should. I don't.

• 52:33Speaker 02

  They gotta be just soft and not too soft, not too hard. They gotta be a little bit of, little bit of give to them.

• 52:39Speaker 03

  Okay. There was a place in Philly that used to put them in like a breakfast burrito. Delicious.

• 52:44H. Foley?

  They do it all over the world.

• 52:45Speaker 02

  I like how, I like how he was like, dude, you'll never believe what this Mexican restaurant did.

• 52:50Speaker 03

  That's why I said instead of peas, I'll get, cause they had potato and then peppers.

• 52:55Speaker 02

  Who did this?

• 52:56H. Foley?

  In the burrito?

• 52:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:57H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's normal.

• 52:58Speaker 03

  One shot in, in Philadelphia. Yeah, that was really good.

• 53:01H. Foley?

  Did you ask for peas? Is that what you said?

• 53:02Speaker 03

  No, no, I didn't ask for peas. No.

• 53:03Speaker 02

  You can do avocado in the morning.

• 53:06Speaker 03

  Yeah. Alright.

• 53:07H. Foley?

  Stick with your peas. You like peas?

• 53:09Speaker 03

  I do, but you know, I changed it up a little bit. I do love cheese and potato.

• 53:14Speaker 02

  Red-blooded American. I don't know what to tell you.

• 53:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:17H. Foley?

  But you said you put rice. There's no potato.

• 53:19Speaker 03

  No, it was just on, on the fly. I'm thinking about adding, given the avocado conversation, a new.

• 53:24Speaker 02

  Now maybe a new dish. This is a whole second dish we have.

• 53:26H. Foley?

  You would do avocado, rice, potatoes and mozzarella? You'd lose the rice.

• 53:30Speaker 03

  Lose the rice.

• 53:31H. Foley?

  But then you made it for the week.

• 53:33Speaker 03

  What?

• 53:33H. Foley?

  You made it for the week.

• 53:34Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, we'll have to do something else with it. Yeah.

• 53:36H. Foley?

  You know, they say that's good for you when you make it and refrigerate it.

• 53:39Speaker 03

  I'm good.

• 53:39H. Foley?

  It does something to the starch or something like that. I don't know how I know that.

• 53:42Speaker 02

  I've been doing that heavy. I said it last week. I'm pretty heavy on cold baked potatoes at the moment.

• 53:47H. Foley?

  Really?

• 53:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:48H. Foley?

  I respect that.

• 53:48Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 53:49H. Foley?

  Will you eat anything cold out of the fridge? Or is it gotta be heated up?

• 53:53Speaker 03

  Pretty much gotta be heated up. I'm trying to think, uh, yeah, it's gotta be heated up.

• 53:57Speaker 02

  Do you have anything but water and a, or like, is there anything other than a water-based beverages in your fridge? Do you have any soda, any iced tea, any lemony?

• 54:05H. Foley?

  Booze in there.

• 54:06Speaker 03

  No, yeah, we got booze.

• 54:07H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 54:07Speaker 03

  Oh, like unsweetened cranberry.

• 54:10Speaker 02

  Unsweetened cranberry.

• 54:11H. Foley?

  What do you mean unsweetened? Like the organic stuff?

• 54:13Speaker 03

  It's, there's just no added sugar. So it's like very tart, but I'll put a pinch of that in some vodka.

• 54:18H. Foley?

  Ocean spray we're talking.

• 54:20Speaker 03

  I don't know if they make, yeah, I think, yeah, but I, I don't know.

• 54:26Speaker 03

  I, I had such a giant, there's like a place and I just grab it and put it in and I don't.

• 54:31H. Foley?

  Probably, I was looking for the day of this Lakeview organic stuff you get when you have a UTI. It's brutal.

• 54:36Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 54:37H. Foley?

  Brutal.

• 54:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, this might be it. Yeah.

• 54:39H. Foley?

  Really?

• 54:40Speaker 03

  It's pretty tart.

• 54:41H. Foley?

  Huh. Okay.

• 54:43Speaker 02

  Have you ever owned a copy of Boondock Saints?

• 54:45Speaker 03

  No.

• 54:46H. Foley?

  Do you own any DVDs?

• 54:48Speaker 02

  No, we went over that.

• 54:49H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 54:50Speaker 03

  Not lying to you about it. Have seen it.

• 54:51Speaker 02

  You've seen it? Did you enjoy it? Was, were you the kind of guy where you're like, this is not my personality or no?

• 54:56Speaker 03

  No.

• 54:56Speaker 02

  You did.

• 54:57Speaker 03

  But I, I've done that with so many movies.

• 54:59H. Foley?

  Such as?

• 55:00Speaker 02

  Please.

• 55:00Speaker 03

  Fear and Loathing Las Vegas. Uh, it was Hunter S. Thompson for like two, two days, three days.

• 55:05H. Foley?

  You were walking around taking drugs and shit?

• 55:07Speaker 03

  No, no. Just talking like it. Yeah. Oh, just utterly humiliating shit. Um, of course, of course, any action movie when I was a child. You know, the Grifter series, Marvel series. I had two toy guns. I wanted to have two toy gun. Yes.

• 55:26H. Foley?

  The Marvel series?

• 55:27Speaker 03

  I think it was Marvel.

• 55:28H. Foley?

  When you were a kid?

• 55:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:29H. Foley?

  Who were you?

• 55:30Speaker 03

  Grifter. His name was Grifter. He wore like a face mask and he had two guns.

• 55:33H. Foley?

  Talking about. Man, that's an odd choice again.

• 55:41H. Foley?

  The Boondock Saints, trash.

• 55:42Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. Any posters on the wall while you were growing up?

• 55:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:46Speaker 02

  Phillies?

• 55:47H. Foley?

  Dave Roberts?

• 55:49Speaker 03

  It was, it was like movie posters. Die Hard with a Vengeance.

• 55:52Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 55:52Speaker 03

  Yeah. I think, last I mentioned, I had a Hooters calendar and, oh, the Riddler. I was thinking about it after you left. The, uh, Jim Carrey as the Riddler.

• 56:01Speaker 02

  That's a good one.

• 56:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. Yep.

• 56:04H. Foley?

  Huh. He was great in that. That movie gets trashed all the time. It wasn't that bad.

• 56:10Speaker 02

  I assume you're not a massage, manicure, pedicure kind of guy?

• 56:13Speaker 03

  No.

• 56:13Speaker 02

  You don't like people touching you probably?

• 56:15Speaker 03

  I do like massages, but.

• 56:16Speaker 02

  Oh, you, will you go get them or like just from like a loved one you mean?

• 56:19Speaker 03

  A loved one, yeah. What?

• 56:25Speaker 03

  I'll get them.

• 56:26Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 56:26H. Foley?

  If my grandmother's around.

• 56:28Speaker 03

  Oh, a, a person that I'm sexually active about.

• 56:33H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 56:35H. Foley?

  Are you a romantic guy?

• 56:38Speaker 03

  I think sometimes, sure.

• 56:39H. Foley?

  Flowers, candy, rose petals?

• 56:42Speaker 03

  No, no, no, like a.

• 56:43Speaker 02

  No, no, no. I'll take a woman's hand from time to time, sure.

• 56:47Speaker 03

  Yeah. So I suppose not, but I would say romantic insofar as trying to, you know.

• 56:55Speaker 02

  Get pussy.

• 56:58H. Foley?

  Be comforting and.

• 56:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:00H. Foley?

  Yeah, and I got you.

• 57:01Speaker 02

  Soft and sweet.

• 57:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you.

• 57:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, attentive.

• 57:05Speaker 02

  Very important. These, these ladies like the attentiveness.

• 57:10H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 57:13Speaker 02

  Anyone in your family have a breathalyzer in their car?

• 57:15Speaker 03

  No. My brother had it.

• 57:17Speaker 02

  What?

• 57:18Speaker 03

  But it wasn't, it was a.

• 57:19Speaker 02

  That was a, that was the moonshot.

• 57:20Speaker 03

  It was, but it was his own purchase.

• 57:24Speaker 02

  Oh, he.

• 57:24H. Foley?

  What the fuck?

• 57:25Speaker 02

  Why? It wasn't state mandated, like state mandated.

• 57:28H. Foley?

  To know in case he's, if he has a couple, to know if he's drunk or not?

• 57:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:31H. Foley?

  Jesus. Those are expensive as shit.

• 57:35Speaker 03

  Well, yeah.

• 57:36Speaker 02

  No, he'd get like a handheld one at CVS, which we used, my, my boy had one in his car, like the interlock system, buy the state. And then he would have a private one to be like, am I, am I, you know, can I start this?

• 57:48H. Foley?

  Wild.

• 57:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, the, the idea that Josh, my brother would have a actual like state mandated breathalyzers.

• 57:56H. Foley?

  Got it at a police auction.

• 57:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:59Speaker 02

  It's also just, yeah, for him to go, yeah, my brother had not, like to assume the fun kind and not the, oh, we're gonna take your kids kind. Huh. Very, very interesting.

• 58:11H. Foley?

  Is it starters or appetizers?

• 58:13Speaker 03

  Appetizers.

• 58:14H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 58:15Speaker 02

  That's a great question.

• 58:16H. Foley?

  Thank you, Kevin.

• 58:17Speaker 03

  Yeah. You guys, I can't tell you how much I love your podcast.

• 58:20Speaker 02

  Oh, thank you.

• 58:21H. Foley?

  We've been working on new questions.

• 58:23Speaker 03

  Well, you're.

• 58:24H. Foley?

  Some people, some people have doubted my work ethic.

• 58:26Speaker 03

  I got your, your cards. I got your cards. I bought the cards. Everybody should.

• 58:29Speaker 02

  We'll give you them for free.

• 58:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:31H. Foley?

  What, you have the first edition?

• 58:33Speaker 03

  What?

• 58:33H. Foley?

  You have the first edition?

• 58:35Speaker 03

  I think so.

• 58:38Speaker 02

  I'm just learning you made multiple editions.

• 58:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, it's.

• 58:42Speaker 02

  Thank you very much. I appreciate that.

• 58:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:46H. Foley?

  I think Gerben was perfect for this line of questioning as well.

• 58:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:50Speaker 02

  How do you feel about buffalo chicken dip?

• 58:52Speaker 03

  Not into it.

• 58:52Speaker 02

  Not into it?

• 58:53Speaker 03

  Anything buffalo flavored, no.

• 58:56H. Foley?

  You don't like wings?

• 58:57Speaker 03

  No.

• 58:57H. Foley?

  Buffalo pizza?

• 58:58Speaker 02

  He doesn't do the bones.

• 58:59H. Foley?

  Buffalo chicken sandwich?

• 59:00Speaker 03

  I mean, you could, you could.

• 59:02Speaker 02

  You could put it on a shoe. I ain't gonna touch it.

• 59:04H. Foley?

  Is it too spicy?

• 59:06Speaker 03

  I just, it's a spicy, maybe it's a little textured. I don't know. I, I've just never been a, my brain says no, thanks.

• 59:12H. Foley?

  Do you like sriracha?

• 59:14Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 59:14Speaker 02

  He does.

• 59:15H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 59:15Speaker 03

  Can't get enough of that.

• 59:16H. Foley?

  Really? That's right. You said that. Do you like Franks and all the other hot sauces?

• 59:19Speaker 03

  Not as much, but I'll, I'll do it.

• 59:22Speaker 02

  How do you, well, do you like a cheesesteak?

• 59:24Speaker 03

  A chicken cheesesteak.

• 59:25Speaker 02

  Do a chicken cheesesteak?

• 59:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:27H. Foley?

  I can see that.

• 59:28Speaker 03

  I just got into eating steaks recently.

• 59:30Speaker 02

  Like?

• 59:30H. Foley?

  Meat, red meat?

• 59:31Speaker 03

  Yeah. I, I didn't for a while and then I.

• 59:33Speaker 02

  Where, where, are you doing them at the house or are you going out to get those?

• 59:36Speaker 03

  Going out.

• 59:37Speaker 02

  What's the order? I'm your waiter. Hey, hey, Mr. Gerben, how are you? What can I get you?

• 59:40Speaker 03

  I go, could I get the, um, and then I would go, what's it called? Uh, well, I wouldn't do this. I'd say, what are the different?

• 59:47H. Foley?

  Foley?

• 59:47Speaker 03

  The filet.

• 59:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, you get a filet.

• 59:49H. Foley?

  Foley man. Eight ounce, 10 ounce?

• 59:51Speaker 03

  Whatever.

• 59:52Speaker 02

  Whatever makes me look cooler.

• 59:53H. Foley?

  I love flipping them up.

• 59:55Speaker 03

  But I do, I do, I go medium well, which I know is appalling to a lot of people, you know?

• 59:59Speaker 02

  That's okay. Fuck them.

• 1:00:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, fuck them.

• 1:00:01Speaker 02

  Fuck them. You're paying for it.

• 1:00:02Speaker 03

  Yeah. There's a little bit of pink in there. We're good.

• 1:00:06Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm with you. And what, what do you like? Do you like a side when you go out to get that? You do like the?

• 1:00:10Speaker 03

  Potatoes.

• 1:00:11Speaker 02

  Potatoes.

• 1:00:12H. Foley?

  Mashed?

• 1:00:13Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 1:00:13H. Foley?

  Cream spinach?

• 1:00:14Speaker 03

  Absolutely not.

• 1:00:15H. Foley?

  Really? Cream spinach? Wow. That's, I've never even heard of that, frankly. I, I believe you.

• 1:00:23Speaker 02

  I'm a little upset.

• 1:00:24H. Foley?

  You also never heard of breakfast burritos around the country as well.

• 1:00:27Speaker 02

  No, there's that one place in Philly that makes them.

• 1:00:32Speaker 02

  Huh.

• 1:00:33Speaker 03

  Gerben.

• 1:00:34Speaker 02

  Do you have a grill at the house?

• 1:00:35Speaker 03

  I do.

• 1:00:36H. Foley?

  Use it?

• 1:00:37Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:00:39Speaker 02

  Is it a propane grill charcoal?

• 1:00:42Speaker 03

  It's tapped into the...

• 1:00:43Speaker 02

  You got the hardwired grill?

• 1:00:44Speaker 03

  Hardwired.

• 1:00:45H. Foley?

  No shit?

• 1:00:46Speaker 02

  Hard piped in grill? That come with the house?

• 1:00:48Speaker 03

  Uh, no, no.

• 1:00:50H. Foley?

  You have to put the line in?

• 1:00:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:51H. Foley?

  That seems dangerous. I would hope not. No, of course.

• 1:00:57H. Foley?

  I don't know, that's going directly into the house?

• 1:01:00Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 1:01:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's in the house already.

• 1:01:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:02H. Foley?

  Fair enough.

• 1:01:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:03Speaker 02

  That's your stove's got fucking a lot of gas in it?

• 1:01:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:07H. Foley?

  Huh. I should use it more.

• 1:01:09Speaker 02

  You should.

• 1:01:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:11Speaker 02

  I'll come over. I'm not bringing anything.

• 1:01:14H. Foley?

  You ever donated to a megaturm?

• 1:01:16Speaker 03

  A mega? No.

• 1:01:17Speaker 02

  Okay. And what age did you first smoke pot?

• 1:01:20Speaker 03

  I was a freshman in high sc- uh, college. So, that would put me at, what, 18?

• 1:01:26Speaker 02

  18?

• 1:01:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:27Speaker 02

  And where'd you go to college again?

• 1:01:29Speaker 03

  I started at George Washington.

• 1:01:30Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:01:31H. Foley?

  GW.

• 1:01:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:32H. Foley?

  You failed out?

• 1:01:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:33H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 1:01:33Speaker 03

  Then went to Del-

• 1:01:34Speaker 02

  All that weed he was smoking.

• 1:01:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:36H. Foley?

  Then went to where?

• 1:01:37Speaker 03

  Delaware County Community College, failed out of there, and then finished at Drexel. Yeah.

• 1:01:41H. Foley?

  Wow, that's an odd turn. Did we ask you that last time?

• 1:01:43Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 1:01:44H. Foley?

  I think so. How the fuck do you, how do you make that move?

• 1:01:47Speaker 02

  How do you fail out of community college and get into Drexel? That's a good school.

• 1:01:50Speaker 03

  Oh, cuz I had in high school written a screenplay and the director of that program had what?

• 1:01:58H. Foley?

  You're Max Fisher from fucking Rushmore, I love it.

• 1:02:03Speaker 03

  And, uh, I don't know if I should name drop her, but I mean, he's retired, Eddie Abrams was just such a sweet man that when I, he remembered me from that, and so then I went and met with him, and he was like...

• 1:02:13H. Foley?

  He got you in?

• 1:02:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:15H. Foley?

  After flunking out of Delco?

• 1:02:16Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:02:17H. Foley?

  Man!

• 1:02:17Speaker 02

  Look at you.

• 1:02:19H. Foley?

  Something else.

• 1:02:19Speaker 02

  Did you live at Drexel or did you commute?

• 1:02:21Speaker 03

  I commuted. Cuz at that point then, I was working for my dad and I-

• 1:02:25H. Foley?

  And flunked out of two schools.

• 1:02:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:27H. Foley?

  Got you. Fair enough.

• 1:02:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:29H. Foley?

  I flunked out of college too. I'm surprised you did, though.

• 1:02:31Speaker 03

  I know, I'm a sleeper on that. Everybody like, uh-

• 1:02:34H. Foley?

  Smart guy.

• 1:02:35Speaker 03

  Thinks that.

• 1:02:36H. Foley?

  Sharp guy. You are a smart guy.

• 1:02:37Speaker 03

  No, I think I'm smart in like, certain ways, like, uh, I can read when somebody is upset that I'm playing slowly, let's say. Like, I like-

• 1:02:46Speaker 02

  You pick up on the head nod?

• 1:02:47Speaker 03

  I can pick up on the head nods-

• 1:02:49Speaker 02

  Social cues.

• 1:02:50Speaker 03

  Such and such. I think so.

• 1:02:51H. Foley?

  I thought you were gonna say you're good at reading in public, which I'm terrible at.

• 1:02:54Speaker 03

  No, I can't either, yeah.

• 1:02:55H. Foley?

  Hate that, going around the room and everyone's reading the paragraph, phew.

• 1:02:58Speaker 03

  Oh my god!

• 1:02:59H. Foley?

  I will fuck it up.

• 1:03:02H. Foley?

  Feel like an idiot.

• 1:03:03Speaker 03

  Oh, we gotta do a table read?

• 1:03:05H. Foley?

  No, table reads I can do.

• 1:03:07Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 1:03:08H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:08Speaker 02

  Nah, give him a, give him like a fucking, change it last minute and drop-

• 1:03:12H. Foley?

  A big monologue?

• 1:03:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, but-

• 1:03:13H. Foley?

  That I can do!

• 1:03:14Speaker 02

  No, but drop it on your last minute.

• 1:03:15H. Foley?

  No problem, memorizing it a half an hour.

• 1:03:17Speaker 02

  Okay, guy not playing along with it, what the fuck?

• 1:03:19H. Foley?

  I'll totally fuck it up. Oh, man.

• 1:03:22Speaker 02

  Huh.

• 1:03:23Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:03:24H. Foley?

  What's the verdict here, Kip?

• 1:03:26Speaker 02

  I mean, I, you know...

• 1:03:29Speaker 02

  Same as last time. It's like he, I said, he walks in both worlds. Do you remember the first time you had lobster? Have you ever had lobster?

• 1:03:36Speaker 03

  Uh, I've tried different fishes.

• 1:03:40Speaker 02

  No one's ever said, no one's ever responded to that one.

• 1:03:42Speaker 03

  It's like, I've tried shellfish, it's just not for me, and then, yeah. And I wanna like it, cuz you know, I was in like, a bulk phase, like, trying to pack on mass, which like, I'd still like to do ideally.

• 1:03:54Speaker 02

  What's that look like?

• 1:03:55Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:03:56Speaker 02

  He says, you know, I was in a bulk phase, like, it was in men's health.

• 1:03:59Speaker 03

  Just like trying to, you know, get all-

• 1:04:01Speaker 02

  What were, what were you eating to bulk up?

• 1:04:03Speaker 03

  Chicken. So, I wanted to add, you know, I was watching like, The Rock talk about cod and salmon, and I just can't enjoy it.

• 1:04:14H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 1:04:14Speaker 03

  Yeah. So, so it's a no on lobster, and also I'm just, you know, boiling it alive sort of thing is a little upsetting.

• 1:04:22Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:04:23H. Foley?

  Really?

• 1:04:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:24H. Foley?

  Huh. I respect that.

• 1:04:26Speaker 02

  I mean, you know, I think it's the same, like-

• 1:04:30H. Foley?

  I don't wanna say odd, I don't wanna say weird.

• 1:04:34H. Foley?

  Interesting. Interesting, specific niches of trash.

• 1:04:38Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:04:39H. Foley?

  Can I say that?

• 1:04:40Speaker 02

  Carries himself in a pretty well-rounded, respected way at the same time.

• 1:04:43H. Foley?

  For sure.

• 1:04:44Speaker 02

  Walks in both worlds, I think is the, the official verdict.

• 1:04:46H. Foley?

  Microwave in the laundry room.

• 1:04:48Speaker 02

  That's, I mean-

• 1:04:49Speaker 03

  What an honor. What an honor to walk in both worlds.

• 1:04:52H. Foley?

  You're Gerben.

• 1:04:53Speaker 02

  We just got Gerbined.

• 1:04:54H. Foley?

  We did?

• 1:04:55Speaker 02

  We just got Gerben.

• 1:04:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:59H. Foley?

  Buddy, thanks for coming in.

• 1:05:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, appreciate you, buddy.

• 1:05:00Speaker 03

  Oh, thank you so much for having me.

• 1:05:01H. Foley?

  Season 3 of Tires is out now on Netflix.

• 1:05:03Speaker 03

  This is so much fun.

• 1:05:05H. Foley?

  Anything else you want the folks to know?

• 1:05:06Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:05:08H. Foley?

  There's no pizza for you. Kip, what do you got for him?

• 1:05:10Speaker 02

  Uh, guys-

• 1:05:11H. Foley?

  You got a big special coming out.

• 1:05:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, the big special, uh, All Are You Garbage that we shot in Tampa, it's gonna be on, uh, right here on our YouTube channel, so subscribe if you're an audio listener and check it out when it drops, baby.

• 1:05:21H. Foley?

  Gerben, we love you.

• 1:05:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:22H. Foley?

  Love you guys. Gang, we love you, and we'll see you in three days.

• 1:05:25Speaker 03

  Peace!