Gianni Paolo

Actor, podcaster, and all-around hustler Gianni Paolo joins Santino to talk about his rise on Power, the chaos of working with 50 Cent, and why fame doesn’t always come with a paycheck. They dive deep into acting, podcasting, blowing up on social media, and why Gianni’s done trying to be what people expect. It’s raw, funny, and surprisingly heartfelt. 🎤 Check out Gianni’s podcast and follow him for tour & guest dates 🔥 Subscribe for new Whiskey Ginger episodes every Friday 🎧 Full audio on Spotify, Apple & all podcast platforms 👕 Merch & tour: andrewsantino.com FOLLOW GIANNI: Instagram: @giannivpaolo TikTok: @giannivpaolo Podcast: @barelyfamouspod YouTube: Gianni Paolo FOLLOW SANTINO: Instagram: @cheetosantino TikTok: @cheetosantino #GianniPaolo #WhiskeyGinger #AndrewSantino #PowerBookII #BarelyFamous #ComedyPodcast #PowerForce #GianniPaoloPodcast ========================================================= Sponsor Whiskey Ginger: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/whiskeyginger SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BETTER HELP 10% OFF YOUR 1ST MONTH https://betterhelp.com/whiskey ======================================= Follow Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Follow Whiskey Ginger: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast https://twitter.com/whiskeygingerpodcast Produced and edited by Joe Faria https://www.instagram.com/itsjoefaria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

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• 1:00Speaker 02

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• 1:05Speaker 03

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• 1:24Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger. My guest today is one of my favorite people. I know they say that for all my guests, but I mean it once again today. He's still got it. It's Gianni Paolo. Gianni Paolo. Yes, yes. Gianni Paolo. Would've been a good soccer player name. It would've. Would've? Like an Italian soccer player would've been sick. Gianni Paolo.

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  Gianni Paolo! Yeah, but now he just looks like the whitest guy ever, so it doesn't really... No, you do look good. Doesn't he look a little something? You look a little something. What is it? Just white?

• 1:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, I just look like-

• 1:53Andrew Santino?

  You're white, but you, but man, I've never met someone who gets more work on non-white shows. You're the king of black TV.

• 2:00Speaker 05

  I know.

• 2:01Andrew Santino?

  Like, seriously, you're the only white guy that they hire on black TV shows.

• 2:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:04Andrew Santino?

  That was me for a little while.

• 2:05Speaker 05

  It was. Wait, what was your, what was your first, like-

• 2:07Andrew Santino?

  What was the first, like, black TV show I did? Punked.

• 2:11Speaker 05

  Right.

• 2:11Andrew Santino?

  MTV Punk.

• 2:12Speaker 05

  That wasn't, that was universal. That wasn't black.

• 2:14Andrew Santino?

  I know, but, but black people loved it more than white people did, yeah.

• 2:17Speaker 05

  Oh, you, yeah.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  Yo, I saw you on that shit fucking with Bieber.

• 2:20Speaker 05

  Bro, I will say, like, so I was with Theo last weekend at the UFC fights.

• 2:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:24Speaker 05

  And I have the best fanbase ever. And I didn't realize it until me and Theo were adjacently walking around New Orleans. And all of his fans are like fucking hammered, like, "Bro!" Like, touching him and all on him. And my friends are just like, "Hey, bro, I love what you're doing, actually, gang." And they just keep it pushing. I'm like, oh my, I didn't-

• 2:41Andrew Santino?

  That's the move.

• 2:41Speaker 05

  I didn't appreciate it until-

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  Well, what you're trying to say is the best fans are black fans.

• 2:46Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, I guess essentially that's what I'm saying. Because they, honestly, they really like, I ain't on no fanned-out shit. Like, bro, I'm just like, "Just keep doing what you're doing, gang." And then they keep it, like, they keep it pushing. Theo's fans, like, they're like, "You're my guy! We gotta do a shot!" And you're like, "Ah!" Like-

• 3:02Andrew Santino?

  That's why he, and then he chokes a guy out with a balloon party clip. That was one of the funniest things I think I've ever seen in my life.

• 3:07Speaker 05

  I, I-

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  The guy got in his face. Why, why, and, and everybody was like shocked that he overreacted. But you're like, dude, it's, when you're, also, he's sober, so when you're in a bar, and, and you've been this way. When you're not drinking and other people are, are, are-

• 3:20Speaker 05

  I rarely drink, so I see that, yeah.

• 3:22Andrew Santino?

  It's just annoying, man, and you're like, dude, please, give me a little bit of space. So when people are like, "I can't believe he," you know, it's like, bro, when people are drunk and they're in your face, there's almost nothing you can do but push them by the throat.

• 3:34Speaker 05

  Right, yeah. You actually have to put them in a headlock.

• 3:36Andrew Santino?

  He did.

• 3:37Speaker 05

  I think, I think that he went the higher road on what he could have done.

• 3:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he could, well, he could have been, he could have actually gotten physical. He was pushing him away.

• 3:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:44Andrew Santino?

  He was like, "Dude, get away from me."

• 3:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:45Andrew Santino?

  And we know how that is, dude. You gotta, sometimes you gotta, yeah. No, but black fans are the best fans. I think I've told this story on the show, but one of my favorite- Getting recognized, because I did get recognized a lot from Dave, from Lil Dicky's show, because there was a lot of black fans like that show.

• 3:59Speaker 05

  I mean, that's such a black-adjacent show.

• 4:01Andrew Santino?

  It's a black-adjacent.

• 4:01Speaker 05

  It's the, I would say, it's the whitest black show possible.

• 4:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, because it's still in the rap world, but it's a white Jewish rap. You know, so white kids liked it, black kids like, we were pretty diverse. Uh, Filipinos hated it for some reason. We tested poorly in the Philippines.

• 4:16Speaker 05

  Really?

• 4:16Andrew Santino?

  No, I have no idea, man. I have no clue. No, but I was sitting on a plane, and I'm sitting down, and I'm just like on my phone, and a black dude is in line, and he like takes his headphones off, you know, he's like about to pass me, and he goes, "Yo, yo!", and it's like loud.

• 4:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, nah, they don't give a fuck.

• 4:31Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, "What's up?", like, it's early, and he's like, "You that dude from that shit? You that dude from that shit?", and I was like, "Oh, what's up, man? How are you, man?", like, I'm trying, you know, at this point, I'm like,

• 4:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 4:41Andrew Santino?

  glowing red embarrassed, and I was like, "Hey, man, hey, man", and he's like right there, so he's still like, "Yo, yo!", and then he turns around, goes into the tarmac, into the, I mean, jet bridge, and yells, "Yo, yo, is that, um, is that dude from that shit? Come here, come here, come here, come here", and his buddy, and he like poked his head, and he was like, "Yo, that is that dude from that shit? What up?", and I'm like, "What's up?", and then, you know, of course, like, everyone, all these other white people are like, What's the, who are you?

• 5:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's the worst part, when they don't know who you are, and then like, because there's always, for some reason, a 60-year-old, uh, white lady that's next to you, and she's always like,

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  "So where are you from?", and you're like, "Now I gotta fucking list my credits",

• 5:18Speaker 05

  she's like, "Have you seen this?", he's like, "No, never heard of it", everything that I list is fucking Power, Power Book 2, 50 Cent, Curtis Jack, The Baby, like, all this stuff.

• 5:25Andrew Santino?

  But if you say 50 Cent, old women know who 50 Cent is. Because he's been your boss now for how long? 10 years?

• 5:30Speaker 05

  Hmm, around like 6 or 7.

• 5:32Andrew Santino?

  Because you did Power, Ghost.

• 5:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, that was Book 2.

• 5:37Andrew Santino?

  Book 2.

• 5:37Speaker 05

  And now they're doing another one.

• 5:39Andrew Santino?

  God, 50 Cent.

• 5:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, and then now, there's other shows that he's doing, and then now...

• 5:43Andrew Santino?

  Is he gonna bring you along for the ride or not?

• 5:45Speaker 05

  Yes, there's a lot we're doing together, movies, everything, so it's kind of fire.

• 5:48Andrew Santino?

  Why does he like you so much?

• 5:49Speaker 05

  Dude, I ask myself that all the time. I've never been shot one time.

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  You were never in a gang?

• 5:53Speaker 05

  Sometimes, like, I'm like, "God, I hope I get hit by one", because then 50 would be like, "Man, like, I fucking like..."

• 5:58Andrew Santino?

  Do you want to catch a stray?

• 5:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, just like, but not like anywhere crazy.

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, dude, go to my hometown, go to Chicago, you'll get shot.

• 6:03Speaker 05

  Nah, I won't get shot in Chicago, they love me there.

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  Well...

• 6:06Speaker 05

  Bro, me, Lil Dirk was on our show.

• 6:09Andrew Santino?

  I know, dude, but... You can get shot in Chicago.

• 6:12Speaker 05

  A hundred percent, yeah, yeah, no, no, and I will get shot in Chicago, I was just being funny, but, um.

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  You know what they haven't done in Chicago? Nobody shot up the bear, the side of the bear. How come they haven't shot up that? That's so rude.

• 6:22Speaker 05

  No, but it is insane, Lil Dirk, he was gonna be on the Chicago spinoff.

• 6:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, really?

• 6:27Speaker 05

  But, um, cause there's a, there's a power in Chicago, the, the Tommy one. Um, he was gonna be on that one, but they were like, nah, he can't be in a trailer on the side of the road in Chicago, like it's Lil Dirk.

• 6:38Andrew Santino?

  No, you'd have to keep him, I mean, that'd be weird, like, we had on, on Dave, we, I mean, we had a lot of people come and go on that show.

• 6:44Speaker 05

  But where'd you shoot, you shot in that in LA?

• 6:46Andrew Santino?

  Everywhere, dude. We shot it, yes, in the LA, but I mean, like, we shot a lot of it in Chatsworth, we shot a lot of it, like, way, way north by, like, um, Bakersfield, we shot, like, Malibu, we shot downtown, we shot way east LA, like, we were.

• 7:00Speaker 05

  Now, you get shot in Malibu, you're like, ah, fuck.

• 7:02Andrew Santino?

  How'd he die in, at, uh, where's the place that Mel Gibson, uh?

• 7:07Speaker 05

  Neptune's Net?

• 7:08Andrew Santino?

  No, no, what was the name of the joint that he, he used to go to? And when he was leaving, that's when he called the, it was.

• 7:14Speaker 05

  Moon Shadows.

• 7:15Andrew Santino?

  Moon Shadows, that's exactly right, he got blacked out at Moon Shadow.

• 7:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:17Andrew Santino?

  Santino got shot at Moon Shadows, man, that's nuts.

• 7:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm super tapped in on my, um, on my anti-Semitic rant, I'm super tapped in on that.

• 7:24Andrew Santino?

  You're a good kid, you've never done anything wrong. The only thing I see wrong right now is that chain.

• 7:27Speaker 05

  Dude, what's, I got a bigger chain.

• 7:29Andrew Santino?

  The stoplight is insane. What are you trying to say?

• 7:31Speaker 05

  Fifty gave this to me.

• 7:31Andrew Santino?

  Uh, but what is he trying to say?

• 7:33Speaker 05

  It's, it's green light gang, he greenlights TV shows, so there's only like four people with this.

• 7:37Andrew Santino?

  Who are the other people that have that?

• 7:39Speaker 05

  Michael Rainey Jr., Lala Anthony, um, DaVinci, and Lil Meach had one, but he took it away because he, he doesn't mess with the BMF boys anymore.

• 7:47Andrew Santino?

  What's BMF?

• 7:48Speaker 05

  Black mafia family, you know, like Big Meach?

• 7:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:50Speaker 05

  They had beef when he got out of prison and the little kid was talking, Lil Meach plays Big Meach on Fifty's other show, BMF. And then there was a whole beef where now Fifty hates Lil Meach and he's, crazy shit.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  Dude, that's so funny, this is like a real thing, it's, it's, it's life imitating art, but art imitating life at the exact same time.

• 8:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's insane.

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  That's the creepiest shit.

• 8:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 8:11Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I remember my first job, um, as a PA, and they PA'd a movie, and, good god, can you Google this? Fifty Cent did a movie, it was like a, it was like a war veteran movie, and he, in. He got, he got like a lot of like, a lot of love from it, but it was early on, this had to been oh... Home of the Brave 2006. Home of the Brave, that's exactly right.

• 8:30Speaker 05

  You P A'd on that?

• 8:31Andrew Santino?

  No, I was working for the studio that made it.

• 8:33Speaker 05

  Oh, cool.

• 8:33Andrew Santino?

  I was, I was, I was office P A'ing at the time and I remember, um, I had to go to the premiere to probably drop off a tie, you know, one of those, like I wasn't, clearly was not invited. But I remember seeing 50 talking to all these old executives and he, you know, dapper'd up in a, in a suit and he was, he owned the room, obviously the guy's a star. That's an understatement. But the way he was doing this in a world where he was such a fish out of water, it was wild to watch, cause I was like, this is Hollywood bullshit.

• 9:01Speaker 05

  Right.

• 9:01Andrew Santino?

  It's glad handing, it's nonsense, you know, can you meet my daughter?

• 9:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:05Andrew Santino?

  And he was so, so good and smooth and I was looking at from afar, I was like, God, this is crazy to think these old Hollywood producers are chatting with a dude who's been shot in the face.

• 9:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, and legitimately like grew up in the, like, they have nothing in common.

• 9:18Andrew Santino?

  It is so funny, but he's so good and affable and cool that like he knows how to maneuver those, some people just like...

• 9:25Speaker 05

  That's why he's a star.

• 9:25Andrew Santino?

  He bonafide, truly though, it is, I'm not like kissing the ring, it's just, it's one of those things where you, when you see it in person, you're like, I get it. You know, like, there are a couple of people you've seen, like, I see, like Jamie Foxx, is another guy, when you see him, you're like, go right away, you're like, right, yes, this is your made for the...

• 9:40Speaker 05

  Right.

• 9:40Andrew Santino?

  I get it.

• 9:41Speaker 05

  Right.

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  It's how I feel about you.

• 9:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, thank you, I appreciate it.

• 9:44Andrew Santino?

  You're a little shooting star.

• 9:45Speaker 05

  I appreciate that.

• 9:46Andrew Santino?

  You're a little compact shooting star.

• 9:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, he, uh...

• 9:48Andrew Santino?

  Did you shrink, by the way? Did you got a little shorter?

• 9:49Speaker 05

  I didn't, no, I didn't get shorter, I got skinnier. No, no, no, I'm on Ozempic, I got skinnier, um...

• 9:54Andrew Santino?

  Wait, are you on the Oz...

• 9:55Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 9:56Andrew Santino?

  Everybody is, everyone's on it. No, you stay working out, I see your posts.

• 9:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, I do, yeah, I think, thank you for the wink, I appreciate it.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  When I wake up in the morning, when I, when I wake up in the morning and I see your post of you in the gym, I think, cause you're what now, 29?

• 10:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, 29.

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  I think, man, is that nice to be in your twenties. It's gonna fall apart.

• 10:14Speaker 05

  I met you when you were in your twenties, Andrew, you've never looked like that.

• 10:17Andrew Santino?

  Excuse me, dude. Can you believe this is the stuff that's coming out his mouth?

• 10:20Speaker 05

  No, actually, when you were in your twenties, I, I don't even think I was born yet. I didn't think I was born yet when you were in your twenties.

• 10:26Andrew Santino?

  What do they call these jeans?

• 10:28Speaker 05

  Like what brand?

• 10:28Andrew Santino?

  What's the wash?

• 10:29Speaker 05

  Uh, I don't know. I don't know. Uh, yeah, unwa- yeah, like the, no, that washed.

• 10:34Andrew Santino?

  You know what it looks like? It looks like a, un- un- the, the, the, the style should be unhoused.

• 10:39Speaker 05

  Unhoused? I look homeless?

• 10:40Andrew Santino?

  It's a PC way.

• 10:41Speaker 05

  But you seen like the, you seen like the, the Balenciaga stuff that they do, right? It's insane. But you wouldn't buy any of that. You like...

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  Brother, this, this is, I, uh, let me give you my wardrobe. Is it free?

• 10:52Speaker 05

  That's it.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the shirt was a gift.

• 10:54Speaker 05

  But you like nice shit. Like, you like nice cars and...

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  I like nice things, uh, but I, but I'm very spare on, it's very slim on when I get a nice thing. Like, I'll get one nice thing once in a while, but outside of that, I have no need, I just don't care about the, that's... Like, buying a nice piece of clothing, I know it's gonna get ruined or lost when I travel.

• 11:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:14Andrew Santino?

  It's worthless.

• 11:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:15Andrew Santino?

  It's just like this, but, I mean, you have to because you're young and hot.

• 11:18Speaker 05

  And, and black.

• 11:19Andrew Santino?

  Young, hot, and black. You said it, not me.

• 11:22Speaker 05

  Not I, not I.

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  Dude, they're coming for you now. They're like, who's it, well, I mean, by the way, I got validated a month ago by the internet saying gingers are black, which... I, I've said before on this podcast, I don't like, I didn't like that when it was getting pushed out.

• 11:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's, it's weird. But people say that Sicilians are very close to, Sicilians are as white as you can, as black as you can get to the, to the black community.

• 11:39Andrew Santino?

  Is that what they say?

• 11:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, that, I don't know why.

• 11:41Andrew Santino?

  Have you been to Sicily before?

• 11:42Speaker 05

  No, I've been to Italy a lot, but I haven't been to Sicily.

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  So I've been to Sicily, I gotta tell you, great people, some of the most, uh, lazy's a bad word. Um, what's another word for, they're just, they care, they don't care at all.

• 11:56Speaker 05

  Dude, I went to rent, I went to rent a car in fucking Venice. They're like, yeah, we're closed for the next three hours.

• 12:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Italy doesn't care.

• 12:02Speaker 05

  Brother, I, I need to get, get the car.

• 12:04Andrew Santino?

  They're like, you'll get it the car away and we coming back, yeah?

• 12:06Speaker 05

  It's insane. But I guess they're probably way more happy than we are.

• 12:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but, but this is all, we're, uh, look, I just came back from London, Dublin, and, and, and Spain and stuff.

• 12:15Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, the shows looked amazing.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  It was so fun. Dude, Europe's great. It's also, you do miss the, I missed the... Um, urgency of America. I like that stuff is, I like that it's like, I gotta go, give it to me, I gotta go. I like that. When they're like, no dude, we eat a meal, we take six hours, like, I got shit to do.

• 12:35Speaker 05

  I know, I agree with that.

• 12:36Andrew Santino?

  I don't have six hours to eat and chat. By the way, I don't know anybody I wanna talk to that much. Maybe like my family?

• 12:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:41Andrew Santino?

  But outside my mom and dad and my sister, it's like, I don't wanna talk to my friends for six hours.

• 12:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, imagine you and Bobby at a dinner for six hours?

• 12:47Andrew Santino?

  What's the longest dinner you think we ever did? Two hours maybe at the mo- at the very most? Yeah, and that's with Bobby ordering every appetizer. And he orders everything. You know, have you ever been out with him?

• 12:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's out of his mind.

• 12:56Andrew Santino?

  We ordered, what did we, where did we go? The old thank god, I ordered at that Japanese joint because the menu was five pages and he, his eyes like lit up. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Cause when we go out, he will, I'm not even exaggerating, there's no hyperbole. He'll, he'll be like, the left side, can we get to all the left side? And I'll be like, brother, you're never gonna even eat half of it.

• 13:18Speaker 05

  He doesn't eat all, he just wants to try it.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  He likes the idea of it.

• 13:21Speaker 05

  I do like that though, I am a guy like that, I like trying shit, especially if we're overseas, I'm like, oh, I'm, I'm only gonna eat it really once in my life.

• 13:29Andrew Santino?

  But there's stuff he orders I know he doesn't like. So I'm like, you don't like, you don't like uni and you don't like caviar. Why would you get the uni caviar special?

• 13:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  He's like, brother, they have it, we have to try it. And I'm like, that's such a waste, there's no re- there's no need.

• 13:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 13:44Andrew Santino?

  No, there's no need. But, but, uh, I do, I will say, of all the travels, the urgency of America does make me miss home.

• 13:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, I agree. But I, I, I love Europe. Like, that's like, I love Europe, I just got back, I was in Spain.

• 13:56Andrew Santino?

  But again dude, you're young, you're single, you're hot. Yeah, you would like Europe.

• 13:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 13:59Andrew Santino?

  I'm old and orange. It's, it's, it's not, what is it for me? I gotta go home. I wanna go home.

• 14:04Speaker 05

  What's your favorite place to visit i- in the world?

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  Hon- uh, prob- honestly, I mean, I do enjoy going all over to Italy because you get all of it in Italy.

• 14:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  You get everything. You can do beach shit, you can do mountain shit.

• 14:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, you could do all.

• 14:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and then you go way up north and you get, you get all that fancy shit in Milan and Venice and all that. I, I don't know, I think that's the most well-rounded. What's it, what do you think? Yeah, that's probably that or Auschwitz. We spent a lot of time, no.

• 14:29Speaker 05

  Well, okay. All right, and uh, this was, uh, thank you so much, guys. I appreciate it.

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  No, we, no, we.

• 14:34Speaker 05

  Have you been to Auschwitz?

• 14:36Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, and you know, uh, uh, no. What did we see? We saw that girl who was like, get ready with me to go to Auschwitz. She did like a get ready.

• 14:42Speaker 05

  No, she didn't.

• 14:42Andrew Santino?

  Hand to God.

• 14:43Speaker 05

  Was she being funny?

• 14:44Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, but it was very funny.

• 14:46Speaker 05

  It is, it is, it's kinda like a funny life.

• 14:47Andrew Santino?

  What kinda hair should I do for Auschwitz? It was nuts, dude. It was nuts. And she legitimately did a get ready with me on TikTok or Instagram. Cause she was like a travel influencer. She was a travel influencer.

• 14:57Speaker 05

  Brother. Some of these girls just do not live in reality. Like, I went to David Dobrik's house last night for a party. These people don't live in reality.

• 15:04Andrew Santino?

  How nice is that kid's house? Is it nice?

• 15:05Speaker 05

  It's unbelievable, and they're all great kids. They're great people.

• 15:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:09Speaker 05

  They're sweethearts. Some of the girls there do not live on planet earth. I'm like, where did you grow up?

• 15:14Andrew Santino?

  Do they pay these people to hang out? Is it, or do people just come and they go?

• 15:17Speaker 05

  But not that, that's just like David's birthday and like, it's like, it's like a scene-y thing almost to go. But the, the brands will pay them, like, you know these brand trips, right? I just got back from one. I was someone's plus one. I was already in London with 50 and, I just had to throw that in there. Um, I was in London and, uh.

• 15:33Andrew Santino?

  You guys sharing a hotel?

• 15:33Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, we were sharing a hotel, yeah. We actually shared a room, uh, no, so, uh, my homie hit me, he's like, I have a brand trip in Ibiza, do you wanna come? It's like this mansion. I'm like, yeah, like, of course. He didn't make it, so I went on this brand trip alone, but a lot of these kids get paid to go and stay at a mansion and just ride jet skis.

• 15:52Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 15:52Speaker 05

  And more, and more than what I would make on a movie.

• 15:55Andrew Santino?

  What do they pay, why did, they're paying them to post about the place?

• 15:58Speaker 05

  And, uh, some of brands don't even, um, make you post about it. They'll just say, uh, they'll just give them, gift them a bunch of like, like, clothing or whatever, and they'll just get videos of you in it. I'm like, these people, like, this is another level. Like, being an actor is cool, cause you're an actor, but like, you gotta fight for that job. You gotta do that. These people don't even have to have any talent other than have followers and then they just get gifts and then get to go on vacations.

• 16:22Andrew Santino?

  But you get this stuff too, right? They throw this stuff at you.

• 16:24Speaker 05

  Not as much as you'd think, because, uh, because of, you know, um, I get kinda like a weird thing, cause I'm with 50 and all that stuff. They're not like, uh, they're like, oh, he's kinda like.

• 16:33Andrew Santino?

  Would they find that like a risk or something?

• 16:34Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 16:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because what? He's so marketable.

• 16:37Speaker 05

  He is for sure, but like, I don't know, I feel like all the actors that are on his shows, like, they don't get opportunity like a lot of the other shows get. Like, like, I, I, I had a whole thing I did with TMZ like a couple of months ago where, like Succession gets like five million views an episode, The Bear 4.5. What's the other, what was the other big one? One of the ones this year for, our show gets 12 million views an episode.

• 17:00Andrew Santino?

  Shut up.

• 17:00Speaker 05

  Swear to God. 12 million views an episode, yeah. It's double those shows and every one of those kids are offer only now. Everyone on all those shows, offer only, they're movie stars, all this stuff, Euphoria. Our, our show, like, people now are just recurring, or they're just auditioning in for recurring and guest stars.

• 17:17Andrew Santino?

  You think it's because, you know, let's, let's poke the bear?

• 17:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 17:22Andrew Santino?

  You think it's because it's a black network, black run show?

• 17:25Speaker 05

  Yes, I think it's a, I think it's because it's a black run show, but not about like, um, it's not about like slavery or it's not like, it's just like, we're just selling drugs and, and you know what I mean?

• 17:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:37Speaker 05

  And, and we're killing each other and it's fun and it's entertainment. But if, if it was a black show and it was more like, um, oh, like, like, oh, these people had it hard, like, the white people feel like, oh, we're doing something.

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  You're saying if it's a white guilt-driven show, if they're like, don't you feel bad?

• 17:53Speaker 05

  It's kind of how I feel sometimes.

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  12 million views?

• 17:55Speaker 05

  12 million views an episode. It's, it's like one of the most watched shows on TV, like, obviously like Squid Games and all those other ones are like, that's Netflix, that's a different level. But we're on stars and we're getting 12 million views an episode, like, that's nuts.

• 18:06Andrew Santino?

  I don't even know anyone that has stars anymore.

• 18:08Speaker 05

  Exactly. It's all, it's all being illegally streamed, but, um,

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  Well, but, but it's insane, that's insane. Because I do, I, it is funny to think about that kind of stuff, like, we were, Dave was the highest watched comedy in FX's history. Now, I will say, that's also because that was the Hulu deal, so people got to watch it on Hulu.

• 18:28Speaker 05

  Right.

• 18:28Andrew Santino?

  But we were, we were massive in that, in that regard. I was shocked by how big it was because of the Hulu stream through.

• 18:34Speaker 05

  I knew that show was gonna be amazing, though.

• 18:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, it was fun, but I just, I just think it shocked even me because I thought, uh, this, I thought the show was fun and good, but I had no idea how much Hulu had bid into showing it.

• 18:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:45Andrew Santino?

  But to me, it does just go to show you that the streamers. Have literally all the power now.

• 18:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:51Andrew Santino?

  I mean, pun intended on Power, has no power. But Stars, who owns Stars? Is that Showtime?

• 18:56Speaker 05

  They were Lionsgate and then they just split off. So it's just, it's its own entity.

• 19:00Andrew Santino?

  50 should just buy the whole thing.

• 19:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's got some internal thing with them that I don't know.

• 19:05Andrew Santino?

  Cause he could afford it.

• 19:06Speaker 05

  He has his own network now, 50 Cent Action. It's all his, it's all his stuff.

• 19:10Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that so cool? That guy's so fucking cool.

• 19:11Speaker 05

  He's the man. Dude, he brought me out on stage. He brought me out on stage two weeks ago in front of 70,000 people in London.

• 19:17Andrew Santino?

  What? Before his show?

• 19:19Speaker 05

  No, during the show. He brings me out on stage during the show. Because our theme-

• 19:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you got me. Come out, Gianni.

• 19:24Speaker 05

  It's crazy. During, um, he does our theme song, people, he goes, "How many of you in here watch Power?" And everyone goes crazy. And then he brings me out.

• 19:32Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 19:33Speaker 05

  It's insane.

• 19:33Andrew Santino?

  How many whites are at that show for real?

• 19:35Speaker 05

  I, I, no, no, no. I will say, he, the, we've talked about this. Um, he has a large white fanbase because of Eminem.

• 19:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because when he, when he, yeah, that's right.

• 19:46Speaker 05

  And he said Eminem made him international. He's fully just straight up said Eminem made me international.

• 19:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, in the same way that Dre made Eminem, Eminem made 50.

• 19:54Speaker 05

  For sure.

• 19:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. But then who's 50 gonna make?

• 19:57Speaker 05

  Gianni.

• 20:01Andrew Santino?

  You're next, dawg. By the way, if you put out a rap album.

• 20:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:04Andrew Santino?

  If you do.

• 20:05Speaker 05

  You go crazy.

• 20:05Andrew Santino?

  I'm, I will be very upset.

• 20:08Speaker 05

  No, no, no. You'll be mad?

• 20:09Andrew Santino?

  Don't do it.

• 20:10Speaker 05

  Why?

• 20:10Andrew Santino?

  Please don't do it, dude.

• 20:11Speaker 05

  I think it's time.

• 20:12Andrew Santino?

  Don't, please, dude, I know you're thinking it, please.

• 20:14Speaker 05

  Remember we FaceTimed you, me and Kels FaceTimed you from his house?

• 20:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:18Speaker 05

  He was ma, he's making his new album. I can't say who the big artist who was singing the hook.

• 20:23Andrew Santino?

  Don't say, don't say.

• 20:23Speaker 05

  I won't. It's one of the biggest artists. I did a verse on it for fun. It was hilarious. And I'm like-

• 20:29Andrew Santino?

  Don't do it, dude.

• 20:30Speaker 05

  For a second, I was like, maybe I drop an album.

• 20:32Andrew Santino?

  No, no, dude, you're getting caught. Don't do it.

• 20:34Speaker 05

  But brother, what's next for me? He's bringing me out on stage, I gotta drop an album.

• 20:38Andrew Santino?

  You know what you need to do next? You need to do, you need to do film, get more into film, which is what we want to talk about too.

• 20:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:44Andrew Santino?

  You need to do more film.

• 20:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:45Andrew Santino?

  And then you need to make your own story. Your own film.

• 20:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, true.

• 20:49Andrew Santino?

  About you.

• 20:50Speaker 05

  True. I have that written.

• 20:52Andrew Santino?

  You gotta do that. That's the next thing.

• 20:54Speaker 05

  I have a crazy story where I, this is nuts. I, um, where I grew up, there was a, for some reason, a kid got, uh, sent to Rhode Island, I'm from Rhode Island. And his dad was the, one of the highest up in Pakistan, like, prime minister, one of those. So his house, he had diplomatic immunity. And we became friends and we threw the biggest parties in the world.

• 21:18Andrew Santino?

  Cops couldn't do anything about it.

• 21:19Speaker 05

  Couldn't do anything. They had to wait down the street. They would like pull up and they, they started pulling, uh, over people leaving the houses. That's all they could do.

• 21:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, but also what a fool's game then. Don't, don't get fucked up there. You leave, they're gonna pull you over.

• 21:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:30Andrew Santino?

  It's over. Just stay at the house.

• 21:31Speaker 05

  Yep. And then the school, our school started being like, if you go to this house, you're not graduating. Like, it got, it got crazy. It got crazy.

• 21:38Andrew Santino?

  Wow, he must have been some kind, I wonder what it was.

• 21:40Speaker 05

  And now, I mean, I'm still friends with the kid and he's now a giant politician in, um, in Pakistan. And I have like videos of him like throwing up on my phone.

• 21:47Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny, dude. That's so funny to get that close to them. You gotta remember that, that happened for every politician. It's just pre-iPhone stuff, like.

• 21:54Speaker 05

  Right.

• 21:54Andrew Santino?

  You know, like when they joke about Bill Clinton in college, that he was like a maniac? And you're like, yeah, we'll never see that footage.

• 21:59Speaker 05

  I did, I already did the thing that would.

• 22:01Andrew Santino?

  But you, you have footage of this guy.

• 22:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, I do. Actually, maybe we shouldn't say that because this, um, you and me are getting killed, alright?

• 22:08Andrew Santino?

  You know what? Don't kill me, Pakistan.

• 22:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 22:10Andrew Santino?

  I love you, Pakistan.

• 22:11Speaker 05

  They got resources.

• 22:11Andrew Santino?

  Have you seen those videos of those kids chanting on for Pakistan?

• 22:13Speaker 05

  It's so funny. Yeah. I want to be a pilot for Pakistan! Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great! You know, you know what I also?

• 22:19Andrew Santino?

  That's great!

• 22:20Speaker 05

  You know what I like? The, um, the games, the little game shows that they do for the bags of chips.

• 22:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, dude. It's for like a bag of flour?

• 22:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 22:27Andrew Santino?

  They could, they have to roll a soccer ball up a ramp? It's maybe one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. I, I will sit for hours. This, this, this brings me to something that I've said that blows my mind. You came to my house one time and you said, you gotta just do a TikTok, just throw clips up, throw stuff up. And I said, I don't wanna do it. I never told you that. He is the reason that I even got, I just, I, I didn't wanna do it. I wasn't interested. He goes, I'll start it for you and I'll prove to you that I'll grow your following overnight. And I said, this is all bullshit. He goes, give me a couple of videos and I'll show you. He get, I gave him like three videos or whatever. And I'm not kidding. Within a month, I almost had a million followers because he knew how to work the TikTok algorithm back then. Now, it's different now, by the way. The whole thing is changed.

• 23:12Andrew Santino?

  But I remember, because I said, there was a video, I was at ATC. And I was, maybe I was doing, we were shooting something for, or someone, I don't remember. And they had two dildos in the hallway that had suction cups on this. And, and they were filming me and I was trying to double dildo, throw it and flip once and then stick to the wall. And I got it to do it. And he took the clip and then a few other clips. And they each got like 800,000, 1.2 million views. And I was like, what are you, what are you doing, you little magic man? And I don't tell any of the secrets now, but that was really, you started all that shit. You were building people's TikToks behind the scene, nobody knew.

• 23:48Speaker 05

  I built Krista Seveno's, I built Theo's, I built Brennan's, I built, uh... Did I build Bobby's?

• 23:55Andrew Santino?

  No, he doesn't. You know what's so funny about him? He probably has one.

• 23:57Speaker 05

  Oh, but I did the Bad Friends one at the beginning.

• 23:59Andrew Santino?

  You did?

• 23:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:59Andrew Santino?

  How about this? Bobby doesn't, Bobby doesn't even have, we fly around the world. And I called his assistant a week ago, or, because I was like, oh, I need his, uh, login, or I mean, his, um, number for Delta or whatever, you know, your, whatever, member number. And she's like, oh, I don't know if he has one. I was like, what? What? Dude, our life is on the road and in the sky. I go, what do you mean? You guys just, she's like, yeah, he just doesn't want, he doesn't want the points, he doesn't want, he doesn't, he says he doesn't want to be a part of the system. And I was like, that's...

• 24:33Speaker 05

  A part of the system?

• 24:35Andrew Santino?

  Dude, it's so funny.

• 24:35Speaker 05

  Brother, this is for you!

• 24:36Andrew Santino?

  I know. Well, I'm like, dude, you get free flights with it then. He's like, I don't care, I don't want it, I don't need it. I was like, okay, man.

• 24:42Speaker 05

  Is it part of Bobby's charm, or since you're actually just so close to him, you're like, it's fucking enough, Bob? Like, where are you at with it?

• 24:48Andrew Santino?

  His charm is that those things don't matter to him, which is fine.

• 24:51Speaker 05

  Right.

• 24:52Andrew Santino?

  But I'm like, no, dude, it's just a thing to give you free shit. Because you'll get free flights, because you fly so much.

• 24:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:58Andrew Santino?

  He's like, I don't, I don't, uh, I don't, I don't care about any of that stuff. Which is, I get it.

• 25:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's, it's, it's...

• 25:03Andrew Santino?

  He's an old Korean man. It's, it's, he's living on his little path.

• 25:06Speaker 05

  He's 75. He does, no one has talked about that.

• 25:08Andrew Santino?

  I know. It is funny that they pretend like he's younger. It's like, they're like, he's 53, or it's like, he's 75.

• 25:13Speaker 05

  He booked Mad TV, I think he was early 50s.

• 25:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:17Speaker 05

  Like, that's crazy.

• 25:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you know, the only thing that makes me sad is that, uh, he's, I want to get him off cigarettes again, because now he's getting a little older, and now I'm starting to freak out that I'm like, dude, we gotta, that's the one thing we gotta quit. Dude, it took Ozzy, Ozzy, they got him.

• 25:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:34Andrew Santino?

  Seventy-six.

• 25:35Speaker 05

  And the podcast is making too much money for you guys.

• 25:37Andrew Santino?

  For him to die now?

• 25:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:38Andrew Santino?

  Come on, dude. He's, he's, he's just getting to an age where I know he's gonna settle in and then never quit, and so I'm trying to get him off the vice.

• 25:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, get him a little nicotine patch or something.

• 25:48Andrew Santino?

  Dude, we tried all that shit. We tried so much stuff, dude, the gum, the patches, the, uh, we tried to quit, the stuff that makes you quit wanting it, because it like, puts a bad, you know, you can, you could take something and you smoke it, makes it taste like awful?

• 26:01Speaker 05

  Uh-huh.

• 26:02Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't work.

• 26:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 26:03Andrew Santino?

  Dude, he took Ozempic, threw up in the hallway there, and then kept eating.

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• 27:09Speaker 05

  That's insane.

• 27:10Andrew Santino?

  The guy's got, the guy's, the guy's an enigma.

• 27:12Speaker 05

  Come on Bob.

• 27:13Andrew Santino?

  No, he's gonna live to be a thousand.

• 27:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, he will be, will die young. And Bob will be, I'll be like, fuck us.

• 27:18Andrew Santino?

  We'll be dead in a week, dude. We'll be dead in a week.

• 27:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:20Andrew Santino?

  So bouncing back, uh, you do have to make your own story, your own film, but tell me about, tell, do, talk to me about the movie that you're doing now, that you just did.

• 27:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, so I did it in Mexico City. It's with Sophie Turner. It's called Trust. Um, it, it, she's the coolest person alive.

• 27:34Andrew Santino?

  She play your love interest?

• 27:35Speaker 05

  No, it's, it's like a crime thriller. She's like a Hollywood actress and she, uh, a scandal happened. She gets out of LA and then that's where your boy comes in.

• 27:44Andrew Santino?

  In Mexico City?

• 27:45Speaker 05

  No, it's based in LA, but we shot it in Mexico City. It was unbelievable.

• 27:49Andrew Santino?

  Nothing's shooting here.

• 27:49Speaker 05

  Nothing, nothing's shooting here.

• 27:50Andrew Santino?

  Dude, it's crazy. That's such a weird thing.

• 27:53Speaker 05

  Someone, someone told me that, that it's cheaper to fly an entire cast, cast and crew to, they're, she actually shot the show in Dublin, Ireland. Um, to Ireland, everyone, put them up for three, four months and shoot it all there than to walk across the street.

• 28:08Andrew Santino?

  Of course.

• 28:09Speaker 05

  At the, at the, um, Universal.

• 28:10Andrew Santino?

  I don't walk, I don't, I don't, I don't work anymore. I really don't get any work anymore, but even when I-

• 28:15Speaker 05

  Like acting work?

• 28:15Andrew Santino?

  None.

• 28:16Speaker 05

  What do you mean? You just did, you did like massive movies and shows like-

• 28:19Andrew Santino?

  Nothing.

• 28:20Speaker 05

  Is it cause you're-

• 28:21Andrew Santino?

  Tell him.

• 28:22Speaker 05

  It's mostly offer only or you just going on this one?

• 28:25Andrew Santino?

  Brother, they put us in Happy Gilmore in this studio. We shot-

• 28:27Speaker 05

  I know, I almost got that movie. I want to kill myself.

• 28:29Andrew Santino?

  That was a P, we did a little, oh, you're one of the, we one of the sons?

• 28:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't want to talk about it. I'll kill myself.

• 28:33Andrew Santino?

  Talk about it.

• 28:33Speaker 05

  I show you guys in it though, but-

• 28:35Andrew Santino?

  Brother, it's five seconds. It's like a-

• 28:37Speaker 05

  It's cool though.

• 28:37Andrew Santino?

  No, no, it is, but I'm saying it's not like we acted in the movie.

• 28:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:40Andrew Santino?

  It was us and on a desk going like, uh huh. But no dude, the last thing I did shoot, I shot a, a small little cameo thing. I went to, all the way to Budapest. I went to Australia. There was nothing that is shooting here at all.

• 28:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:51Andrew Santino?

  And it's, it, it's, it is what it is, but it's gotta change soon. You gotta start shooting here.

• 28:57Speaker 05

  I know.

• 28:57Andrew Santino?

  I mean, you're blessed though. You got, you got the road. I'm so jealous of the road. You know, you guys get to go to- You don't want to do standup. It's a nightmare.

• 29:03Speaker 05

  I know, I, I, for sure, but you guys just, uh, it's, you get to work on your own accord. Like maybe someone has to tell me, yeah.

• 29:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, it's true. Well, no, no, you can make your own shit. That's all I'm saying. I think your future is you making your own stuff.

• 29:15Speaker 05

  Right, but then you gotta put all your money into it and you gotta do it.

• 29:18Andrew Santino?

  Ask 50.

• 29:19Speaker 05

  Uh, we're in the midst of that.

• 29:21Andrew Santino?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 29:21Speaker 05

  We are, but like, it's not like a, it's not like a easy feat to be like, hey, can you give me a couple of mil to like make this? You know what I mean?

• 29:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he would though. He'd go, okay.

• 29:29Speaker 05

  He would, but it, we're, we're, yeah, we're in the midst of doing all that. I'm doing that with him. I'm doing some podcast stuff with him and, you know.

• 29:36Andrew Santino?

  What's the, where's the weirdest place you guys have hung out, you and him?

• 29:40Speaker 05

  Weird, like Prague, Prague, like somewhere Czech Republic. So how I got.

• 29:44Andrew Santino?

  Gone out together?

• 29:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, how I got close with him. He's also sick, like he'll, he'll do a whole show, make M in the bank, cause it's a stadium. And then he'll be like, he'll do a club hosting after. I'm like, what is he getting for this? Maybe fifty, a hundred grand? He'll, he will just go to a club hosting right after he just did a whole two hour thing. He just loves money. He loves the hustle. He loves doing it.

• 30:04Andrew Santino?

  I love him so much.

• 30:05Speaker 05

  And then he'll bring like in the club, he'll do Big Rich Town and then I'll just be on like the DJ booth, like standing there like, and he's rapping it. It's the coolest thing ever. But he, um, how I got close with him, also how I got close with, you know, Kells and all them. This is a little trick of the prose. Like if you have friends in music, don't go to the LA show. Because the LA show is where everyone is. There's fifty people in the green room, a hundred people, reps, all this stuff. So when Fifty was having shows in Czech Republic or like Budapest, all these places where they tour in Europe, I actually timed it out where, um, MGK had a show on, in Amsterdam one night and then the next night Kells had a show, I mean, uh, Fifty had a show in Prague.

• 30:45Speaker 05

  And I went to both of them. And they haven't seen anyone from America in like a month and a half. Like Fifty was with Tony Yeo and, and, uh, Uncle Murda for the past like month.

• 30:53Andrew Santino?

  By the way, love Tony Yeo.

• 30:54Speaker 05

  He's the greatest guy. I FaceTime him like three times a week. He's the greatest guy ever.

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  So what, then you'd bounce to both of them and then it kind of earned his respect a little bit?

• 31:02Speaker 05

  Well, because it earned his respect, but like, I always say this, like, I, I love, I'm a conversation guy. Like I love having a conversation. I could make you laugh. Like, I, I, you know, I have a good time. And so if I'm talking to him for like three hours in his green room before the show, he's like, oh, this guy like gets it. And he's called me and said that to me before, like, that's, realistically, that's why he likes working with me. Cause he's like, you get it. Like, you, you do the right stuff on Instagram. Cause you know, I know, like, but he's like, I know what you do and I see it because I do a lot of the same stuff. He's like, you get it and that's why I want to work with you. It's, it's not, I wasn't just like, you know, there's a lot of white, different actors, my family, white actors, Jerry Farrar, like different guys who has been, been on his shows. But he's like, called me and literally said, he's like, you just get it and that's why I like you.

• 31:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's smart. You could call him right now and he'd pick up.

• 31:49Speaker 05

  Yes, I could, but I know, but I'm saying everything that like I'm on a press run right now with this thing and they all say that I'm like calling fucking nine times a day.

• 31:56Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm not, I would never ask you to do it, but it is cool to think. How do you have them saved in your phone?

• 32:01Speaker 05

  Uh, it's, I call him Five. Everyone calls him Five. So, uh, like, we're close to him, but, uh, it's Fifty New New because he gets to, yeah.

• 32:10Andrew Santino?

  Like everyone famous like that.

• 32:11Speaker 05

  Fifty New New.

• 32:12Andrew Santino?

  Five.

• 32:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:14Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that, isn't that cool? It is funny to hear like an old executive be like, Fifty?

• 32:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:18Andrew Santino?

  Fifty? Great to meet you, sir.

• 32:19Speaker 05

  Or, or they try, bro, every old executive tries to be cool. They're like, Fiddy. I'm like, brother, don't do that. Yeah, please don't do that.

• 32:25Andrew Santino?

  Just say Fifty.

• 32:27Speaker 05

  Just say Curtis.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  Hello, Fifty Cent.

• 32:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, Mr. Jackson.

• 32:30Andrew Santino?

  Mr. Jackson. Yeah, just, yeah, be formal.

• 32:32Speaker 05

  He likes Schultz though. He would fucking love you. If he saw you do stand up, he, he, he liked Schultz, he would love you.

• 32:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, he likes Andrew also because of the Charlamagne connection too. That's a, that's probably a big piece of it.

• 32:42Speaker 05

  But that's just how he got introduced to him and saw his stuff.

• 32:45Andrew Santino?

  And see stand up.

• 32:45Speaker 05

  If he saw your stuff, he'd fucking love you. Cause you have a very like, you, Theo, uh, you guys have very like, you do have black adjacent bits too. Like Bobby doesn't. You know what I mean? There, there's, there are certain people that have like, black adjacent bits that like, black people watching like, nah, it's fucking funny.

• 33:03Andrew Santino?

  I, I do have a good contingency of non-white fans.

• 33:06Speaker 05

  Right.

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  But my thing has always been, I wanted all sorts of humans to take it in. I wanted it to not just be like one kind of, you know, I like that when I go places, I'm like, I like that the audiences are pretty mixed. I'm like, oh, this is cool. And I don't mean, I'm not saying like mixed, like diversity. I just mean like ages, like I'll have, I'll have people in their 50s, I'll have people in their late 20s, like, that kind of, I'm at the place right now where I go, this is kinda great. I cultivated where young enough people see us because of the internet and bad friends.

• 33:34Speaker 05

  Right.

• 33:35Andrew Santino?

  And then old enough people have been with me for a while or they saw me early on. It's like this great little, tiny little chunk now. Cause when you go to our shows, it is crazy to see like the range. Like dude, well, we have a lot on bad. We see father and son, mother and daughter. That's wild.

• 33:51Speaker 05

  And it's unbelievable what you guys have done with that podcast. I want to give you your flowers for that. You're gonna fucking kill it.

• 33:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, look, we're about to, I almost burned it to the ground in London. We got into a fight. I was like,

• 33:58Speaker 05

  You and Bobby did?

• 33:59Andrew Santino?

  I was like, I'll quit the show now. Yeah, dude, I was having a blowout. I was so mad. I, dude, sometimes, I mean, look, that, you, I get why bands break up.

• 34:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:08Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's hard to tour with someone that you love. I think that's really what it is. Nobody, nobody has a hard time. If we hated or didn't like each other,

• 34:16Speaker 05

  Right.

• 34:17Andrew Santino?

  It'd be so easy.

• 34:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:18Andrew Santino?

  Cause you just go, you separate, right? Like there are bands I know, I'm not gonna call people out, but there's, I know, performers that don't really like each other.

• 34:25Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:26Andrew Santino?

  And they will never break up because it's perfect.

• 34:28Speaker 05

  Guns N' Roses.

• 34:29Andrew Santino?

  They leave each other alone, you go to your room, I go to my room.

• 34:32Speaker 05

  Did you say Guns N' Roses? Is that what you just said?

• 34:32Andrew Santino?

  No, I didn't say it. But they, but I know some bands where they don't like each other and it's perfect though.

• 34:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:38Andrew Santino?

  They get, they do the work, they go home.

• 34:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:40Andrew Santino?

  They do the work, they do the show. And they'll never break up. The only time bands break up is when people actually have like, they love each other so much they fight.

• 34:48Speaker 05

  Right.

• 34:49Andrew Santino?

  It's brothers.

• 34:49Speaker 05

  Right.

• 34:50Andrew Santino?

  I mean, you have brothers.

• 34:51Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 34:51Andrew Santino?

  You hate them.

• 34:52Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:52Andrew Santino?

  You love them.

• 34:53Speaker 05

  I, I wanna kill my little brother ninety-nine percent of the day.

• 34:55Andrew Santino?

  But that's what it is. That's how, you love them so much that it's hard to mesh sometimes.

• 34:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:59Andrew Santino?

  Your little brother, no, your little brother you like.

• 35:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, my older brother, I like him because I, I do everything for, we're so close, I do everything for him, but like, it's, you're right, it's exactly what you're saying.

• 35:08Andrew Santino?

  I wanna kill him.

• 35:09Speaker 05

  Like my older brother and I, he lives in Vegas now, we talk a couple of times a week, and it's perfect.

• 35:14Andrew Santino?

  What is he doing in Vegas?

• 35:15Speaker 05

  Uh, he wanted to save taxes. I'm like, brother, you make seventy K a year, like, it's even more grand. Like, get back to LA.

• 35:19Andrew Santino?

  Just come back to LA.

• 35:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, just, uh, just come back, yeah.

• 35:21Andrew Santino?

  LA, Vegas is a weird move too.

• 35:23Speaker 05

  No, he likes it. He's, he's about to get married, like, he, they wanna have kids.

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, then it's fine. Then enjoy it.

• 35:28Speaker 05

  I was just being funny, but, um.

• 35:29Andrew Santino?

  And your baby brother where?

• 35:30Speaker 05

  My little brother?

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. In your house.

• 35:32Speaker 05

  My spare room.

• 35:32Andrew Santino?

  In your house.

• 35:33Speaker 05

  My spare room.

• 35:34Andrew Santino?

  No rent paid?

• 35:35Speaker 05

  No rent paid.

• 35:35Andrew Santino?

  No, doesn't buy toilet paper, paper towel?

• 35:38Speaker 05

  My car.

• 35:38Andrew Santino?

  Nothing. He does not, he contributes nothing.

• 35:39Speaker 05

  But he, he, he's starting to do stand-up now, which is giving him some type of like, Yeah, he, he, uh, uh, he edits Kenan Thompson's podcast, like, he, that's where he makes his living, he does clips and stuff like that. I kind of passed him the torch when I stopped doing all of it and I like showed him how to do it all, social media.

• 35:54Andrew Santino?

  So he's killing it now?

• 35:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's doing well and now he's,

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  And not giving you a dime?

• 35:57Speaker 05

  No, not a dollar.

• 35:58Andrew Santino?

  That's smart.

• 35:58Speaker 05

  Not a fucking dollar. But, but to go back to what you said about, um, the music stuff, it, it's funny because it's the same thing with, with movies. Because like I did like a teen romance, like this, eh, like a, like a high school movie.

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 36:11Speaker 05

  And it, they're casting opposites. So like, I'm like the jock. And then they cast the nerdy girl. And then they cast like the, the sweet guy.

• 36:20Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 36:20Speaker 05

  They're already casting opposites, so of course they're gonna clash off-set.

• 36:25Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 36:25Speaker 05

  And it's, and it's drama because they're casting drama. You get what I mean?

• 36:29Andrew Santino?

  That's smart though.

• 36:29Speaker 05

  And it, it's crazy. I, I feel like you didn't, you never worked like as like a teen or like early twenties?

• 36:35Andrew Santino?

  No, I didn't, I didn't even really want to act until probably I was, Thirty?

• 36:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:42Andrew Santino?

  I mean, like, I just, when I was in my twenties, I only wanted stand-up stuff. Because back then, stand-ups just did stand-up. I mean, look, some, that's not true, you know what I mean, is like, there was a little bit more of a, well, I gotta make it in stand, I have to make it in stand-up. I do wanna do some of the acting stuff, but I was like, I gotta make it in stand-up.

• 36:59Speaker 05

  Right.

• 36:59Andrew Santino?

  And now, that's not the case, right? The internet has changed everything.

• 37:02Speaker 05

  Kevin Hart has Snapchat, like.

• 37:03Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy.

• 37:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's, well, I mean, but the world is different now, because a young actor, young comedian, whatever, a young multi-hyphenate, they're just gonna do everything that they can until it works.

• 37:14Speaker 05

  Yeah. I mean, the richest kid at the party last night was Speed.

• 37:16Andrew Santino?

  That kid is unbelievable. You know about this kid? Yeah. He's a livestreamer, right?

• 37:19Speaker 05

  They, they, they just walk around and livestream the whole day, him, Aiden Ross.

• 37:22Andrew Santino?

  What does he make livestreaming like this? I don't, I'm not, I'm ignorant.

• 37:25Speaker 05

  They make, like, not kidding, tens of millions of dollars a month.

• 37:29Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 37:30Speaker 05

  So much money.

• 37:32Andrew Santino?

  So, I don't understand, I'm dumb. So, when they livestream, are people donating, or they're reading, they're doing advertisements?

• 37:37Speaker 05

  I don't, uh, uh, uh, I know Kick gave, like, Aiden, like, fifty million dollars to stream for like, just to stream on their platform.

• 37:43Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 37:44Speaker 05

  They, they, they make so much money, it's ridiculous.

• 37:47Andrew Santino?

  God, that's brilliant, though, dude. I mean, it's so, like, that's a world that I don't even understand. But the Speed kid, I see people really like him. Like, I get that people like him.

• 37:54Speaker 05

  He's a likable guy.

• 37:54Andrew Santino?

  He's super affable.

• 37:55Speaker 05

  Kai Sinat, too, he's, he's another big one.

• 37:57Andrew Santino?

  Super affable, right. But I don't, but they don't do a thing?

• 38:01Speaker 05

  No, they just live their life.

• 38:02Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 38:02Speaker 05

  They just have made a ton of money, and then they just get to do cool shit. So, it's almost like just feeding each other, because they get to do cool shit, and people wanna see them do cool shit.

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  That's so wild. Like, we had Sketch on the show, and he was, what, what Sketch I liked was, he was very aware of this character life he's kind of living and playing.

• 38:19Speaker 05

  So, he's not really like that?

• 38:20Andrew Santino?

  No, he is, but I mean, he's also very aware, that it's like, he's, he's enjoying the world he's created.

• 38:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:26Andrew Santino?

  Right, he kind of manufactured a world, and he's living in it.

• 38:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:29Andrew Santino?

  And he gets to kind of play up this character, and he's very funny, he's very clever, like, that's what I mean, it's like, but with the other guys, the, the Speed and whatever, I just, it's interesting, because I was like, well, did they do something before that, that, that got them big? No, they just kind of just showed their life.

• 38:41Speaker 05

  They just kept streaming and, and vlogging, and then they became that.

• 38:43Andrew Santino?

  So, they're at the party streaming the whole time?

• 38:45Speaker 05

  No, they, they actually weren't streaming at this party.

• 38:47Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 38:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, which is, now that I think about it.

• 38:49Speaker 02

  In here, we pour whiskey.

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• 40:02Andrew Santino?

  I went to the Playboy Mansion all too late. We got invited by some sponsored company, you know, that this is all, I was all too far. So you did a brand trip, it's fine. I did a brand trip. Yeah, you did a brand trip. We went, I don't know who it was through, but it was kind of like sad at that point. It was like Sunkist sponsored at the, you know what I mean? He was too old at this point. Oh, it was really gross and sad. I was actually kind of annoyed. I actually didn't want to go because I was like, we missed a heyday of what that would have been cool to like see. But then when we went, it was movie night. Look up what night movie, it's like Monday night, but he does, he makes everyone sit and watch a movie with him. It's really demented bullshit. And no one's having sex, they're just watching a movie? No dude, it's creepy as fuck. It's sad and weird as fuck. You like get popcorn, you get, and there's like a snack room and like, and you, and it's, I'm talking hundreds of people sit around. And watch a movie. What is it?

• 40:46Speaker 06

  Friday was dedicated to classic films, often featuring detailed instructions by Hefner himself. Sundays were focusing on new releases and Wednesday were, uh, popular demand.

• 40:55Speaker 05

  Brother, you're telling me an old guy just can't watch a classic film with some friends?

• 40:58Andrew Santino?

  With 150 strangers? Creepy and gross dude. So weird.

• 41:01Speaker 05

  Okay, that's creepy and gross. All the shit that happened at the Playboy Met, he's like, "Fucking movie night was gross."

• 41:06Andrew Santino?

  You're exactly right. Well, the other, the other shit, the other shit is obvious.

• 41:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:11Andrew Santino?

  It's a sex castle.

• 41:12Speaker 05

  So what if the guy just wanna watch a fucking movie with some friends? It's almost like Gatsby. It's like Gatsby shit.

• 41:16Andrew Santino?

  I can't watch a movie without 150 strangers. Yeah, that's, that's how rich he was. And people sat around and did it, and I remember thinking, we left almost immediately.

• 41:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:25Andrew Santino?

  Because, uh, it was like they started the thing and everyone's like getting comfortable watching the movie and I thought, I could go watch them, I don't, I could go watch a movie at home.

• 41:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:33Andrew Santino?

  Also, I was a little too high to be a part of that world. Like, I was too stoned and overthinking how weird it was.

• 41:38Speaker 05

  What's the weirdest party you've ever been to? Was it that? Or there's like some crazy weird?

• 41:41Andrew Santino?

  No, not like, well, I mean, I've never been to anything that's cool. That's like a, I've never been to like one of these parties where you're like, you wouldn't believe what broke out.

• 41:49Speaker 05

  If I brought you to a fucking David Dobrik party, you would be the most famous guy. They would love you. Because your clip, you don't get it.

• 41:55Andrew Santino?

  I know, but those are, uh, yeah.

• 41:56Speaker 05

  Your clips are so viral.

• 41:58Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna hear "I'm Bobby Mom" for the, for the next like hour and a half.

• 42:00Speaker 05

  Legitimately, you'll hear that. Yeah.

• 42:02Andrew Santino?

  No, but I just think like that world, it's too, too young and it's cool, the internet kids, that's nice that they can.

• 42:06Speaker 05

  No, it was with Jason Nash, he was there. He's your age, right? You guys are in your...

• 42:10Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead, what are you gonna say?

• 42:10Speaker 05

  You guys are the same age.

• 42:12Andrew Santino?

  How old, how old?

• 42:14Speaker 05

  Late 60s.

• 42:15Andrew Santino?

  Fuck dude, you little fucking...

• 42:17Speaker 05

  You know what's so funny? I used to say that about everyone and I'm like, I'm creeping up on my 30s.

• 42:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah dude, who the fuck do you think you are?

• 42:21Speaker 05

  I'll kill myself before I get 30, I can't. I'll be at the Chateau dead at 29 and a half.

• 42:24Andrew Santino?

  At the end of the show? No, yeah, Jason is, but he's in that world.

• 42:29Speaker 05

  For sure, for sure. And by the way, have you met him before?

• 42:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we met, uh...

• 42:33Speaker 05

  One of the greatest guys ever.

• 42:33Andrew Santino?

  No, he was a really nice guy. We met through...

• 42:36Speaker 06

  Well, he did the show.

• 42:37Andrew Santino?

  Dylan. No, I know, but I'm saying we met, I'm saying how we met. We met, yeah, he was on the show, but we met through Dylan, I think, at Tim's house. Tim always has, Tim Dillon always has the funniest.

• 42:45Speaker 05

  That's the last time I saw you, at Tim Dillon's, um, Christmas party.

• 42:49Andrew Santino?

  He's got the weirdest collection. It would be, it'll be like you, me, Caitlyn Jenner.

• 42:54Speaker 05

  Harry Jowsey.

• 42:55Andrew Santino?

  You're like, what?

• 42:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:56Andrew Santino?

  What's going on? That pillow guy, the porn.

• 42:58Speaker 05

  But it was so funny, cause like, half the party is like, comics, like, fuck Hollywood, all this stuff. And then you got like Eli Roth with his shoes off in the, in the living room.

• 43:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like, praying in the living room.

• 43:07Speaker 05

  It's so weird, playing the bongos.

• 43:08Andrew Santino?

  It's like half and half, like, Tim, pick a side, come on. So that's the weirdest, if you wanna talk about weird parties, those are the weirdest parties to me, when it's like, a collection of, how are these people in the same?

• 43:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:17Andrew Santino?

  Why would they ever be near each other?

• 43:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know.

• 43:19Andrew Santino?

  But never anything like interesting or fun or cool. I never, I never got invited to any Hollywood shit. And also, I think there's way less Hollywood shit than people would like to imagine.

• 43:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:28Andrew Santino?

  There's way less. I mean, there's more of that stuff. Like Dobrik and, uh, kids that rent the houses and all that shit.

• 43:35Speaker 05

  Right.

• 43:35Andrew Santino?

  How big is his house?

• 43:36Speaker 05

  It's insane. It's one of the most insane houses I've ever seen.

• 43:40Andrew Santino?

  You know what's so funny? For the first time, this is, we were laying in bed in London, and we were staying.

• 43:45Speaker 05

  You and Bobby?

• 43:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:47Andrew Santino?

  And we were staying up, and we were staying up, so, because I wanted to do the chime change right for the flight, you know, so we were staying up late. And, uh, I said to my wife, I said, you know, I've never, I've never seen a Mr. Beast video, but I know that they exist, right? Like, it's.

• 44:03Speaker 05

  Brother, me too.

• 44:04Andrew Santino?

  I'm not kidding. I put one on just for fun. I love it.

• 44:09Speaker 05

  You couldn't stop.

• 44:09Andrew Santino?

  I love, dude. I get it. Right away. I thought, I don't have, the appeal of this is not for me. Yes, it was.

• 44:15Speaker 05

  I was like that with David Dobrik's vlogs.

• 44:17Andrew Santino?

  Well, he does kind of a same thing, right?

• 44:19Speaker 05

  So funny.

• 44:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're fun.

• 44:20Speaker 05

  He genuinely has cultivated like, uh, a sitcom. Where he has a character.

• 44:25Andrew Santino?

  Characters, yeah.

• 44:25Speaker 05

  They have a bit, and they do it, and he just does the coolest shit, and it works for him. Now, I've seen, uh, some of Mr. Beast's stuff. I don't find him as funny and interesting and quick.

• 44:34Andrew Santino?

  Funny, he's more like.

• 44:35Speaker 06

  It's junk food.

• 44:36Andrew Santino?

  It's junk food. It's really good junk, it's, it's Arby's. It's like, oh, this is gonna, I'm gonna feel sick afterwards, but it's really good.

• 44:42Speaker 05

  And he's the biggest.

• 44:43Andrew Santino?

  He, what he did in this one was. There was a private pilot and he was like, if you can live on the plane for a hundred days, it's yours.

• 44:50Speaker 05

  Dude.

• 44:51Andrew Santino?

  But.

• 44:51Speaker 05

  He just puts people through fucking hell.

• 44:53Andrew Santino?

  Dude, it's interesting. It's wild though, but it's a psychological exercise. They'll study it in, in, in psychology classes. I'm not kidding. In a hundred years, they'll go, this is kind of crazy. The internet was at this weird place where like, he was wealthy enough to gift people because he is very philanthropic. Like he gives a lot of money away. But he does it in a way where it's psychologically challenging because the guy's gonna miss his wife and his kids. But then he lets them FaceTime them, you know, one day if he wins a challenge and then the next day if he wins a challenge, he gets a shower.

• 45:18Speaker 05

  So this is, he's saw, basically.

• 45:20Andrew Santino?

  It's saw, dude, it is. It is. It's fucked up.

• 45:22Speaker 05

  If you can get through with it, yeah.

• 45:24Andrew Santino?

  But the thought, but the, the, the psychological beauty that I thought was the most powerful part was, this guy was then going down, he made a list of why it's good or bad to have the jet. Like by the fifteenth day, he's like, all right, let's look at the logistics if I really want this.

• 45:40Speaker 05

  Right.

• 45:40Andrew Santino?

  Cause in your mind, you go, yeah, I want a private jet. I'm a pilot. I can fly whenever I want. But then he's done doing the math of gas and storage and upkeep and maintenance. And then he thought, oh man, this isn't gonna fit my lifestyle. I'm a pilot. Like, how am I gonna be able, so the back and forth, and then he goes, well, I could just take it and sell it. But then part of the restriction is you can't sell it right away. So it was brill, it was just, look, this is so dumb. I'm like telling you about the episode. But it was a brilliant exercise in why I think all these kids are successful. Because it's all psychological. It's all psych, it's, it's psychological warfare.

• 46:12Speaker 05

  Basically what they're gonna do is, you know how they have the split videos now? We can't even just like watch, uh,

• 46:17Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 46:17Speaker 05

  It's like split video of like cars jumping while you guys are doing a podcast.

• 46:21Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 46:21Speaker 05

  They're gonna have the Mr. Beast thing and it's just gonna be Andrew explaining what's going on. And then in the little corner, there's gonna be like glass breaking. We've gotten to a fucking point where like, we're like, okay, yeah, okay, yeah.

• 46:31Andrew Santino?

  What, do you know the one I, I watched a side by side that I love is the one where, uh, uh, they roll stuff downstairs to see how many stairs.

• 46:37Speaker 05

  Oh, the paint.

• 46:38Andrew Santino?

  Why do I like that?

• 46:39Speaker 05

  Dude, it's something in our brains.

• 46:41Andrew Santino?

  And you know what? As an old guy, I, my first thought, I was like, who's cleaning this up?

• 46:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's like me with trans porn. It's like, why do we like this? You know? You know what I'm talking about?

• 46:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, I do. I do.

• 46:51Speaker 05

  Am I, am I wrong?

• 46:52Andrew Santino?

  No, you're not wrong. Did I know?

• 46:53Speaker 05

  And here's the thing about trans porn, okay?

• 46:55Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you why you like it.

• 46:56Speaker 05

  There's, there's a guy and a girl are having sex, trans porn. It's actually less gay than normal sex because there's four tits. Brother.

• 47:04Andrew Santino?

  I have a bit about that.

• 47:05Speaker 05

  Do you really?

• 47:05Andrew Santino?

  I have a bit about that.

• 47:06Speaker 05

  Did I just steal it?

• 47:07Andrew Santino?

  You did.

• 47:08Speaker 05

  I haven't seen you do stand up in over a year, so I-

• 47:10Andrew Santino?

  Way over a year now. I don't do, I'd never put that bit in anything. I don't know why I didn't put that bit. I don't think so, it's a good bit though.

• 47:15Speaker 05

  Oh my god, I didn't know, I just, I thought I was like a fucking genius. I was like, that's hilarious.

• 47:19Andrew Santino?

  No, I did the bit for a while and then I threw it away. I don't know why I did-

• 47:22Speaker 05

  No, that's a great bit, go back to it.

• 47:23Andrew Santino?

  Nah, it's alright. You know why? Because, because people are so fucking sensitive and weird that, and, and I'll, and how about this? I'll say it. People are so fucking close minded.

• 47:34Speaker 05

  Yeah. That they won't hook up with trans people, like, brother.

• 47:37Andrew Santino?

  When I say the word "trans" anything, people immediately go-

• 47:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 47:41Andrew Santino?

  And not in a way of like, "be careful", they all go like, "I don't wanna think about that."

• 47:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:45Andrew Santino?

  So even me making a joke about the world of it, people immediately get tight. They just go like, "I don't know if I'm comfortable with that, I've never seen it, and I don't know if I like it yet."

• 47:53Speaker 05

  Well, because they might think it's funny, but they don't, it's so weird, people don't wanna look like they think it's funny, even if they do. Like, they don't wanna laugh at a comedy club and be like, "Oh, this person thought that was funny."

• 48:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's why, uh, that's why we keep them in the dark.

• 48:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:06Andrew Santino?

  That was the one rule I had with my special.

• 48:07Speaker 05

  Keep the trans women in the dark, is that what you're saying?

• 48:08Andrew Santino?

  Nah, come on, will you?

• 48:09Speaker 05

  I thought that's what you said, dude.

• 48:11Andrew Santino?

  No, I keep the trans men in the dark, no.

• 48:12Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:13Andrew Santino?

  No, we keep the crowd in the dark, you have to. Because if you don't, if you light them up, they get cognizant over other people looking at them laughing.

• 48:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  That's a dangerous place to be. When you're looking around at who's watching you laugh-

• 48:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:22Andrew Santino?

  It's inherently gonna make you feel like, "What if I have a dumb laugh?"

• 48:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:26Andrew Santino?

  Like, what if I look dumb when I'm excited? I don't want someone to look at me when I'm laughing, or am I laughing too loud? When the room is dark, everyone's like, in on it.

• 48:33Speaker 05

  That's why I don't go to stand up, uh, with women either. Cause they, uh, with, cause they piss me off, like, like, I don't know, I just, I go to stand up alone. Or I go with my little brother, where I don't care.

• 48:42Andrew Santino?

  You're not gonna take a date, you mean?

• 48:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, cause they want you to entertain them. They don't want you to go to, a date, on a date, a girl never wants to have mutual entertainment. They want you to entertain them.

• 48:51Speaker 05

  Well, even when I brought my girlfriend to, like, when I had a girlfriend and I was dumb back then, but like, I don't know, there was something about, like, I just wanted to focus on, I don't want, okay, you're ordering fucking chicken, okay, he's-

• 49:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:03Speaker 05

  And I love stand up so much that I'm like, "Shut up, please", like, I don't wanna fuck with you.

• 49:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:08Speaker 05

  How's it been doing stand up? Do you see any differences in the past couple of years?

• 49:11Andrew Santino?

  No, you know, it's, I think like, I think the only thing that's tough now is like, post pandemic. The market's pretty heavy. Everyone is out on, everyone toured for the past like three, four years.

• 49:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 49:20Andrew Santino?

  So that's been like weird.

• 49:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, Matt Rife's actually been still touring four years later.

• 49:24Andrew Santino?

  He's never stopped.

• 49:24Speaker 05

  He's, he's, he's touring as we speak.

• 49:26Andrew Santino?

  I told him, I said, you gotta stop, dude, you gotta slow down. I said, you-

• 49:29Speaker 05

  Wait, did you actually tell him that?

• 49:30Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent I did.

• 49:30Speaker 05

  I just went to his house in Rhode Island.

• 49:31Andrew Santino?

  You were with me when I did it. We were at the premiere. At Burt's premiere. At Burt's premiere. I said, buddy, you gotta chill out. Because, because it's, it's a long game. And I know you gotta get it while it's hot.

• 49:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 49:40Andrew Santino?

  Right? Like him and-

• 49:42Speaker 05

  That's how Theo thinks too, though. Theo's like, I'm like, Theo.

• 49:44Andrew Santino?

  Slow down.

• 49:44Speaker 05

  You can't, but, brother, you will tour for the rest of your life, whether it's-

• 49:47Andrew Santino?

  Just slow down a little bit. But, look, I get it though, right? Like Shane is a good friend. Shane's killing it.

• 49:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, he tours a lot.

• 49:53Andrew Santino?

  But you, but, yeah, why not? I mean, I get, I get the outside of it. But when you're on the outside of it, you go, don't drown, dude. You don't want them to like tour you until you start to have a-

• 50:02Speaker 05

  Well, think about like Pedro Pascal, what's happening right now.

• 50:05Andrew Santino?

  What is happening to him?

• 50:07Speaker 05

  He's in like three movies coming out right now and everyone's like, fucking enough.

• 50:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's sick of his shit?

• 50:11Speaker 05

  They're, they're sick of his shit.

• 50:13Andrew Santino?

  Is that real?

• 50:13Speaker 05

  He is, they're, the tide has completely turned on him in the last like three days.

• 50:18Andrew Santino?

  Because he's too exposed.

• 50:19Speaker 05

  Too exposed, yeah. Doing too much, this and that.

• 50:21Andrew Santino?

  You know what's so funny about, about him? And this is me because I'm also like out of touch in, in that regard. I've, I don't, I've never seen any of his movies. Has he done anything that I've seen? You would know. I mean, you maybe, did you watch The Last of Us? No, I didn't watch The Last of Us either. Yeah, no, probably not. Isn't that crazy? I know how famous he is and I know who he is. I've never seen anything he's ever done.

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• 52:09Andrew Santino?

  There's like, there is a chunk of people that are in the world of acting where everybody loves them, and I'm like, "Yeah, they're great." And I've never seen anything they've ever done.

• 52:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's like the Florence Pugh's and those people who are like, they do like the art, the big kind of like Chalamet-type movies.

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, Chalamet's the shit.

• 52:25Speaker 05

  He's a goat. Did you see A Complete Unknown?

• 52:27Andrew Santino?

  Come on, dude.

• 52:28Speaker 05

  Unbelievable.

• 52:29Andrew Santino?

  The kid is amazing.

• 52:30Speaker 05

  And I didn't even know who Bob Dylan was until I saw that film.

• 52:31Andrew Santino?

  Bro, I hate you so much.

• 52:32Speaker 05

  But I didn't.

• 52:33Andrew Santino?

  I know, it really makes me sad and disgusting. That's disgusting.

• 52:35Speaker 05

  Dude, Tony Ayo's my boy, I don't need to know fucking Bob Dylan.

• 52:38Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right. You live in the world of hip-hop and you always will.

• 52:41Speaker 05

  Me, young Jeezy, Tony Ayo, I don't know.

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  From the hard streets of Rhode Island.

• 52:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:45Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that crazy?

• 52:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:47Andrew Santino?

  What a world that you've come up through. Yeah, I don't, I, I just, there's actors that I know, I'll say this, there's underrated actors. I just watched the BlackBerry movie on the plane, I know that came out a couple of years ago, with Jay Baruchal.

• 52:59Speaker 05

  He's so old, he's like, "I just finally watched." Have you seen Titanic? Yeah, you, me and DePree, I just watched it. It's good, it's good. My dad's like that sometimes, "You haven't seen that, that dumb money movie, huh?" I was like, "Yeah, the movie that came out in 2018." I saw it, Dad. 2018, they just put it on my TV yesterday, I just saw it. No, you know what he has? I don't even know if I can even say, is the Jailbroken thing?

• 53:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:23Speaker 05

  And his new bit is he'll call me and be like, "Yeah, I just, you know that movie that just came out yesterday? I already saw it." And like, that's his, he loves it.

• 53:29Andrew Santino?

  Dude, God bless Jailbreak. I remember when people used to hook up your cable boxes back in the day, that's prior to your times.

• 53:33Speaker 05

  He used to do that.

• 53:34Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 53:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 53:36Andrew Santino?

  I remember those days, people, you'd have someone, someone knew someone in the neighborhood that could be like, "I can come rig the box."

• 53:39Speaker 05

  He was the guy.

• 53:40Andrew Santino?

  Give you free cable. That's the shit, dude. No, I saw that BlackBerry movie and it reminded me how good Jay Baruchal is as an actor, he's so fantastic. But it was about the demise, the rise and the demise of the BlackBerry.

• 53:48Speaker 05

  You know what they need to do? They need to, I love Jay Baruchal in This Is The End, they need to make a comedy one with you guys in it. But like on that budget, you can't make like a shitty like three million dollar one. Make, make like a fucking This Is The End with you, Bobby, Theo, Shane, all those guys. That movie will make eight hundred million dollars.

• 54:05Andrew Santino?

  I wish we could do it, but the problem is. Comedy movies don't make money anymore. Comedy movies don't make money anymore, man.

• 54:10Speaker 05

  Because they're not good.

• 54:11Andrew Santino?

  Well, but here's the other problem. If someone wants to manufacture one, they're going to go to a streamer, right? Like what Sando did with Netflix to, what Adam has done is amazing because it's like, yeah, he's gonna keep making great comedy movies and, and do kind of whatever he wants. Cause there's no risk for the studios to put it in the theater there. Because comedy stopped making money a long time ago in the theater.

• 54:32Speaker 05

  Because they stopped making the movies.

• 54:34Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 54:35Speaker 05

  Like they stopped making the Tropic Thunders and this and that.

• 54:37Andrew Santino?

  It's just hard to go back now because, because a lot of times, I think it's a cultural thing. Comedy is like a sign of the times. I think comedy is this like public dirty secret now.

• 54:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:47Andrew Santino?

  It's like people wanna go watch it. The idea that America's stupid, by the way, bothers me when people say that. They're like, oh, American audiences are dumb. No, they're fucking not.

• 54:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:54Andrew Santino?

  In fact, I think they're the most clever and in tune they've ever been now.

• 54:56Speaker 05

  I agree with that.

• 54:57Andrew Santino?

  Because they've consumed so much media at this point that when somebody goes, they don't even know what they're, it's like, no dude, they know so much now.

• 55:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:03Andrew Santino?

  They're kind of ahead of the curve. They're almost like jumping the shark of the business.

• 55:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:07Andrew Santino?

  They understand nuance better than they ever have. Now, is that the whole internet? No.

• 55:12Speaker 05

  Right.

• 55:13Andrew Santino?

  But people can see where stuff comes from more now than ever.

• 55:16Speaker 05

  Right.

• 55:16Andrew Santino?

  Especially, especially young people on the internet. Cause they grew up with it in their fucking face.

• 55:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's actually great. I'm lucky where I grew up with like a little bit of A O A I M when I was younger. But enough where I was like outside and like, I get it, not on it. But some of these kids like they don't, they don't know anything other than the phone.

• 55:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, man, that's, but that's the ultimate future. Don't get me into Rocco's Basilic, Basil, Basilis.

• 55:36Speaker 05

  Do you see some of this stuff is so negative though? Like every comment you see on everything now is just tearing it down.

• 55:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, because that's, it's, people want drama.

• 55:44Speaker 05

  I, I hate it. Why, I, why, could we just go back to a time where?

• 55:47Andrew Santino?

  No, because I think that's, I agree, but I think that's, we're at a place now where. Um, people probably aren't, a lot of people that aren't satisfied with the way their lives are going.

• 55:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:58Andrew Santino?

  It's a place to feel something.

• 56:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:00Andrew Santino?

  You know, it's something to feel. It's like herd mentality. It's why we love watching videos of like fights or like fucked up shit happening or car accidents. Cause you're like, oh dude, I wanna see. It makes you feel, especially if you're not sad. If you're, the, the, the less satisfied you are with your own life and existence, the more you're gonna get off on other people's failures.

• 56:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:18Andrew Santino?

  So, schadenfreude, that's the term. So, be more satisfied in your own existence in life. And then you don't have to worry about the other stuff.

• 56:25Speaker 05

  Right.

• 56:25Andrew Santino?

  Be more like you.

• 56:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:26Andrew Santino?

  Be more like 50.

• 56:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:28Andrew Santino?

  Fifty's just enjoying the fuck out of his life.

• 56:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, he's the greatest life ever.

• 56:32Andrew Santino?

  What's it, well, is that the dumbest thing he's bought you? The most expensive thing he's bought you is that chain?

• 56:36Speaker 05

  Um, I, I mean, my, my contract was-

• 56:39Andrew Santino?

  He buys you good gifts, huh?

• 56:40Speaker 05

  No, he doesn't really buy me gifts, but like he, uh-

• 56:43Andrew Santino?

  Like he really buy you a car? He's that kinda guy?

• 56:45Speaker 05

  If I ask him, he, he probably would, but like there would be some like caveat with it.

• 56:49Andrew Santino?

  Can I get a Ferrari?

• 56:51Speaker 05

  Nah, I don't know. I don't think he'd do that.

• 56:53Andrew Santino?

  Would he buy you a Benz tomorrow?

• 56:55Speaker 05

  I, I, I don't know. I've never like barked up that tree with him. Like, like, we're on like a cool level, but like, I actually, uh, I think he's more of like, you got, like he'll, he'll put me through something to work for it and then get it. Like he's, he's like the father that's like, I'm not just gonna give it to you. Like you gotta prove yourself. Yeah, right. Which, which-

• 57:14Andrew Santino?

  So cool.

• 57:16Speaker 05

  That's the best way to do it. Like, he's not giving Tony Yeo fucking hundreds of millions of dollars here, this and that. Tony goes on tour with him and he takes care of him. Like-

• 57:23Andrew Santino?

  Like crazy.

• 57:24Speaker 05

  For sure. But he, that, you know, he'll give him clothes, he does all this stuff, but like, he works for it. And I think that's the best way to do it. Cause if, that's when you start getting like, I've seen, I've, I know a lot of rappers. I've been a lot of, around a lot of camps. I've seen in the past couple of years, just like people in their camp that I knew snaking them. Because it was more of like a, oh, well, here's this, here's this, here's this. And then there's no work for it, then they just want more. You know what I mean?

• 57:46Andrew Santino?

  That's so wild. The one thing I'm fascinated with rap rap camps is how much free ca- uh, not free, how much loose cash is around? That scares me. That scares me.

• 57:54Speaker 05

  It doesn't scare you because when you think about how many, how many like guns they generate, like last night at David Dobrik's house, YG performed. And, uh, he was with like seven or eight like dudes, like he's blooded out, like from Compton, all this stuff.

• 58:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, literally, yeah.

• 58:07Speaker 05

  And, uh, the security guard comes over and goes, "Yo, YG wants to meet you." I was like, "Oh, this is fire." Literally went over and we just talked, but like, he has everyone from his hood there, like that.

• 58:18Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 58:19Speaker 05

  Even if he had, if he walked around with a million dollars cash on a wheelbarrow.

• 58:24Speaker 05

  I can guarantee you, Jason Nash is not touching that mail, you know what I mean?

• 58:28Andrew Santino?

  Hey, can I get some of that, can I get some of that?

• 58:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:31Andrew Santino?

  That is crazy to think about though, that, that, they do all carry cash.

• 58:33Speaker 05

  What, uh, do you know what was nuts? Um, so I had a, a, a sign, so 50 brought me out on stage in Chicago, actually.

• 58:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 58:41Speaker 05

  Uh, uh, sold out show.

• 58:43Andrew Santino?

  Where was that, United Center?

• 58:44Speaker 05

  Yeah. And it was a Chicago Blackhawks, uh, jersey and it says, "Final Lap" on the back, which was the name of the tour and number 50. And I wore it onstage, he brought me out. And then, so he had a, a festival in Shreveport a couple of months later and I wanted him to sign it so I can hang it in my house. And, uh, I text him, I was like, "Yo, um, can Mario, which is his assistant, can he bring this up and sign it?" He's like, "Motherfucker, come up yourself." So I was like, "All right." I, I, I was gonna have his assistant do it, he's like, "If you want it signed, come up here."

• 59:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:11Speaker 05

  So I went up to his room, there is a million dollars cash in the middle of the room. And now he had it there for a reason because, um, he's, you know, he's building those studios in Shreveport, have you seen that?

• 59:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:21Speaker 05

  And, um, he flew in a ton of strippers and he just was, was throwing in the, he was throwing the money for the, uh, uh, in the club. Because every night they had the G Dome, which was the party place. And he, he would give money, he would give me like 20 grand and said, "Just throw it, throw it at the strippers and all that stuff."

• 59:38Andrew Santino?

  What if I keep it for fun?

• 59:39Speaker 05

  Everyone says that, if you don't keep it.

• 59:41Andrew Santino?

  No, you can't.

• 59:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, no, you gotta throw it.

• 59:43Andrew Santino?

  I know, I know.

• 59:44Speaker 05

  Um, but I go up to the, to the room and there's a million dollars cash in the middle. And he's standing, looking out the middle, uh, looking out the window on the horizon. And I just walk in, I'm like, "Hey, uh, what up, Five?" And he's like, um, he's like, "Come here." And I like walk in and he's like overlooking the city, he's like, "See that?" I own that. He was pointing at everything in the city that he owned. He's like, you see the police station right there? That's mine. Like, pointing at literally everything, and I'm like, this is some Iron Man shit.

• 1:00:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's wild.

• 1:00:10Speaker 05

  Like, pointing everything. A million dollars cash in the middle. He signed it. We were obviously joking, having a good time. But he actually genuinely, like, has bought the whole city of Shreveport, and he's gonna film all this stuff.

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  A million dollars cash?

• 1:00:19Speaker 05

  Cash, just in the middle.

• 1:00:20Andrew Santino?

  Just to give away?

• 1:00:21Speaker 05

  He couldn't throw enough money, so he had to just throw the chunks, like, you know what I mean? He had bricks and money. I have videos of it. It's insane.

• 1:00:29Andrew Santino?

  That's so wild.

• 1:00:30Speaker 05

  But yeah, it was a million cash, just in the middle.

• 1:00:32Andrew Santino?

  But I guess you have to keep up the image at some point. But so, when is it over?

• 1:00:37Speaker 05

  I don't even think he's really keeping up the image. I think he genuinely is trying to put more money into the city of Shreveport. He's getting jobs there.

• 1:00:44Andrew Santino?

  A million dollars is a lot of money to throw away.

• 1:00:46Speaker 05

  Throw away stuff for the girls, you know? If people see your-

• 1:00:50Andrew Santino?

  How many girls are splitting a million dollars?

• 1:00:52Speaker 05

  I mean, I don't know if he threw the whole million. I know there was a million in the room, but like, maybe a hundred K went towards bottles, or, you know what I mean?

• 1:01:00Andrew Santino?

  He never caught anybody taking any of that, though, huh?

• 1:01:03Speaker 05

  Never.

• 1:01:04Andrew Santino?

  He'd be shot and killed.

• 1:01:05Speaker 05

  It's the worst thing he possibly could do. You know, the year before, it was called Tycoon Weekend, and we did it in Houston. And all the pleasure P was fighting, uh, who's the other guy? Trey Songz. It was crazy. Guns were coming out. Stuff was crazy. The next year, he did it in Shreveport. He changed it to Humor and Harmony. He rebranded.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  Smart.

• 1:01:25Speaker 05

  And like, they had a lot of comics. I think Schultz came. Matt Rife did a set. Uh, Gary Owen did a set, so-

• 1:01:32Andrew Santino?

  Gary Owen.

• 1:01:33Speaker 05

  I gotta get you in that, though.

• 1:01:34Andrew Santino?

  Gary Owen is the king, the white comic of black comics. There is no one bigger. He's like the guy. I saw him on the internet. Shout out to Gary Owen. We love Gary. He blessed some guy that-

• 1:01:44Speaker 05

  I saw that.

• 1:01:44Andrew Santino?

  That was a great video. That was such a lovely- He was like, oh, the guy's like, my mom died. He's like, well, let me pay for the funeral. I thought that was such a lovely moment, you know?

• 1:01:51Speaker 05

  And she's like, did she like you, or, yeah?

• 1:01:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and of course, some guy in the crowd tried to ruin it. You're like, dude.

• 1:01:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:58Andrew Santino?

  And he just had the fucking moment. Yeah, dude. Give him like this little beautiful moment for paying for this guy's mom's funeral. Is that what it was?

• 1:02:06Speaker 05

  It was his wife's.

• 1:02:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh, his wife's funeral?

• 1:02:07Speaker 05

  His wife died, yeah.

• 1:02:08Andrew Santino?

  Ah, even fucking worse. You gotta do more charitable stuff. I've been saying that to you for years.

• 1:02:12Speaker 05

  Dude, I told you the rap album's coming out, like-

• 1:02:14Andrew Santino?

  You gotta start- No, no, no.

• 1:02:16Speaker 05

  Like what, though?

• 1:02:17Andrew Santino?

  You gotta start giving away money. You gotta start donating time, charity. You gotta start doing it.

• 1:02:23Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:02:23Andrew Santino?

  You don't-

• 1:02:23Speaker 05

  What do you do?

• 1:02:24Andrew Santino?

  So much. We do so much. We always do charity stuff. And, I'll tell you, good transition. October 25th, if you're in the Los Angeles area, I am doing a home run derby in the valley for Special Olympics where you get to hit home runs off of your favorite celebrities. You can hit dingers off of your favorite celebrities. If you're around, you should come.

• 1:02:43Speaker 05

  I'll come, but I'm throwing heat. I'm not letting these kids hit. Like, brother, come on. I can't have a clip of me going viral of getting fucking-

• 1:02:50Andrew Santino?

  Of just getting dinged on?

• 1:02:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, I can't.

• 1:02:51Andrew Santino?

  First of all, someone hitting a home run on you when you're like, soft pitching it versus-

• 1:02:55Speaker 05

  Brother.

• 1:02:55Andrew Santino?

  It's not getting dunked on. I'm not being like, dunk on your favorite celebrity.

• 1:02:58Speaker 05

  I'm throwing a three seamer.

• 1:02:59Andrew Santino?

  Splitter. That's so funny.

• 1:03:01Speaker 05

  Johnny, slow down. You've beat, you hit three kids. I can't. I can't. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, we're doing that. That's big. I think the, I think the more space you have to do stuff, the better.

• 1:03:12Speaker 05

  Well, okay, blue sky. What would it, what, what, what could I do? My little brother lives in my, in my spare room.

• 1:03:18Andrew Santino?

  No, that's, that's, that's family. That's different.

• 1:03:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:03:21Andrew Santino?

  Also, you're okay, you're on a black show. You should be doing stuff for the black community. How about that?

• 1:03:25Speaker 05

  Okay, that's good.

• 1:03:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, do-

• 1:03:26Speaker 05

  I do do stuff. I'm just doing this a little bit, but like, I-

• 1:03:29Andrew Santino?

  I- You don't get your haircut in black barber shops, do you?

• 1:03:32Speaker 05

  Brother, come on. I'd walk out with a fucking fade. I'd be like, I can't do this.

• 1:03:37Andrew Santino?

  But you, but, but you gotta think, on set, on set, there always has to be black barbers.

• 1:03:41Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:03:42Andrew Santino?

  You never thought about jumping in the chair?

• 1:03:44Speaker 05

  You know what's so funny is all the, all the barbers, they're like, they call me a rapper. They're like, you a rapper, man. You a white rapper. They, they like, they love fucking with me because they'll see my stories of like, we could do, we do club hostings. It's kinda like somewhat of being on the road to basically-

• 1:03:57Andrew Santino?

  You really? Did, did you just put one up a couple days ago?

• 1:03:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, I did. I did a club hosting recently. And we'll just go to a club, they'll, they'll give us money and then they'll, uh, the people just pull up and party with us. It's like almost doing a stand-up show, but like, not having to do stand-up.

• 1:04:10Andrew Santino?

  Do you like it or you don't, you don't like it?

• 1:04:11Speaker 05

  I like it. It's, I mean, dude, I would-

• 1:04:13Andrew Santino?

  The money.

• 1:04:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, I, they fly us to Miami and we're at a strip club and we're getting paid to, to be there. It's amazing.

• 1:04:19Andrew Santino?

  Just to hang out?

• 1:04:19Speaker 05

  Just to hang out.

• 1:04:20Andrew Santino?

  Who do you usually go with?

• 1:04:21Speaker 05

  My co-star, Michael Rainey.

• 1:04:23Andrew Santino?

  He's a nice guy, right?

• 1:04:23Speaker 05

  The best.

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:24Speaker 05

  The best.

• 1:04:25Andrew Santino?

  I like his style.

• 1:04:25Speaker 05

  He's so funny. Um, he's like the most unassuming funny guy ever.

• 1:04:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, really? He's like, actually funny?

• 1:04:31Speaker 05

  Hilarious. But he's very quiet on like, on like, we had a podcast together. Um, but-

• 1:04:35Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 1:04:36Speaker 05

  We're doing, we're, we're bringing it-

• 1:04:37Andrew Santino?

  You're still doing it?

• 1:04:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're, we're, we took a, a break because I live in LA, he lives in New York. Um, but we're, we're gonna bring it back and we're gonna do stuff with-

• 1:04:44Andrew Santino?

  You shoot in LA though, right?

• 1:04:45Speaker 05

  No, we shoot that in New York. We shot that show in New York for six years. I lived in New York City.

• 1:04:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:04:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you're always back here.

• 1:04:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, because I love.

• 1:04:51Andrew Santino?

  At the moment, you're done. You're like, I'm out. You didn't want to just move to New York?

• 1:04:54Speaker 05

  No, I hate New York City.

• 1:04:55Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 1:04:56Speaker 05

  I hate it.

• 1:04:56Andrew Santino?

  Why? What, are you at the Docklands? Is that where you shoot that?

• 1:04:59Speaker 05

  No, we shoot it at Steiner, uh, in Brooklyn. I don't know. I just, I love LA. Dude, I just love LA. I love the car. Drive my car to Erawan. I know, it's bougie, but like, I love doing that stuff.

• 1:05:09Andrew Santino?

  No, that's fine. You're alive. It's that's your life. Drive in your car to see beautiful women, to go to Erawan, to get a smoothie.

• 1:05:14Speaker 05

  I don't want to say, like, I grew, I didn't grow up like, like, I want to stress that, like, I fucking did the catering. I did all the bullshit. I worked to get here. I'm not like one of these influencers that like me, like a get ready with me to go to fucking Columbine.

• 1:05:26Andrew Santino?

  You should start doing it, dude.

• 1:05:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, you think so?

• 1:05:28Andrew Santino?

  You need to start doing it. That's the only, that's how you get to the next level. You, that's how you get to the next level.

• 1:05:33Speaker 05

  I just can't get past doing charity. Like, I made the money. I gotta give it away?

• 1:05:37Andrew Santino?

  You do gotta give it away.

• 1:05:38Speaker 05

  But they didn't, no one worked at that serving job that I worked at?

• 1:05:42Andrew Santino?

  Everybody's working, a lot of people work at serving jobs. Tell them to give it away.

• 1:05:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's a good point.

• 1:05:46Andrew Santino?

  You gotta give it away.

• 1:05:47Speaker 05

  Bro, how about this fucking, speaking of giving away money, how about the Gavin Newsom shit? That they, the, the fire money didn't go anywhere. Did you see that?

• 1:05:56Andrew Santino?

  No, look this up.

• 1:05:57Speaker 05

  That whole fire aid thing that happened, there's like, they raised like 200 million dollars. Not a dollar went anywhere.

• 1:06:03Andrew Santino?

  Where'd it go?

• 1:06:04Speaker 05

  No one knows.

• 1:06:04Andrew Santino?

  Newsom hair gel. That's what it is. He put it in his hair. This guy, dude, honestly, he's gonna run for president. You know that, right? I mean, no, he 100% is. Yes, he is. You don't think so? No, I know. No, 100% he is. That's what he's doing right now. He's campaigning for himself to be president. So what happened to all this fire money? You can find anything about this? Because we donated. I can find stuff on Fox about it.

• 1:06:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, you know where it went to? Went to my club hosting, baby. I'll be in Miami on July 6th.

• 1:06:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm sure, look, I'm sure it never went to the right place, but.

• 1:06:35Speaker 05

  It didn't. Some lady did, they called, some lady made a TikTok about it. She called, because it says all the, all the corporations that she lives in the place that lost her house. And she's like, I've tasked all my friends. She's very, you know, deep in the community. No one saw a dollar.

• 1:06:50Andrew Santino?

  It says here.

• 1:06:51Speaker 06

  It says here the first round of grants were distributed in February, five to fifty million to over a hundred twenty nonprofit organizations. Second phase, fire had went on earlier this year, twenty-five minute ago, go toward supporting initiatives around financial and housing stability.

• 1:07:03Andrew Santino?

  Initiatives.

• 1:07:04Speaker 05

  But she looked at every single place that it said it went to, called every place, and they were like, and they didn't get the money. So they're trying, they're trying to figure out where the money is.

• 1:07:14Andrew Santino?

  Alright, well, there's only one way to test this theory. Let's light another fire and see if we can get that money. Let's light this place on fire and see what happens.

• 1:07:21Speaker 05

  There was one in Studio City.

• 1:07:22Andrew Santino?

  Was there, really?

• 1:07:22Speaker 05

  Yeah. I, I mean, you had, it, it was kinda like that with, with Michael Rainey, uh, when we were doing the podcast. He's just late to everything. Like, we'll have, like, Fat Joe waiting.

• 1:07:31Andrew Santino?

  So that's why he's on a black show.

• 1:07:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, I'm like, you gotta get everyone there on time. No, uh, we'll have, like, Fat Joe there, like, sitting there, and then I'm like, texting Michael, he's like, you know, he's still at his house. I'm like...

• 1:07:42Andrew Santino?

  That's great.

• 1:07:43Speaker 05

  He, he just would do that, so I, I have, I have dealt with that.

• 1:07:46Andrew Santino?

  How late are all the actors to the show?

• 1:07:49Speaker 05

  Brother, brother, the call times are like four AM, we don't start shooting till like ten.

• 1:07:54Speaker 05

  I, it's, it's nuts.

• 1:07:55Andrew Santino?

  It's so cliched, corny, but I'm like, it's so...

• 1:07:57Speaker 05

  But it, but it is, like, it's, like, it just is.

• 1:08:00Andrew Santino?

  Especially if you deal with rappers, like, that was the thing. On Dave, we had a lot of rappers.

• 1:08:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:04Andrew Santino?

  When they were like, "Okay, uh, your call time is..." I'm like, "You think you're gonna tell Migos what time they have to fucking be there? Are you out of your mind?

• 1:08:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:13Andrew Santino?

  That's never gonna happen.

• 1:08:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:15Andrew Santino?

  Just hope they show up on Wednesday.

• 1:08:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:18Andrew Santino?

  Say, "Here's where we are on Wednesday. Can you go?" And they might show up, and then maybe they... I will say, some of them were, some, some of the rappers we worked with were like remarkably professional. Rick Ross.

• 1:08:29Speaker 05

  Hate him.

• 1:08:30Andrew Santino?

  Crazy professional.

• 1:08:31Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:08:31Andrew Santino?

  Uh, dude.

• 1:08:32Speaker 05

  I'm in G-Unit, so I got beef with Rick Ross, but I'm glad you had fun with him.

• 1:08:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, I didn't even get to shoot with the guy.

• 1:08:37Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:08:37Andrew Santino?

  But I mean, just professional, was on time, brought people, did, he did a lot of favors for everybody, like, because, um, when Takeoff died?

• 1:08:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, uh, uh, yeah, Takeoff, yeah.

• 1:08:47Andrew Santino?

  When Takeoff died, they had had a, they had, uh... They had something written for him.

• 1:08:54Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:08:55Andrew Santino?

  And then he couldn't do it. And then he passed away. And it was crazy. And then they audibled. And Rick Ross's piece slid in where his was. And he got on a jet and came same day or whatever. I was like, I thought it was kind of a cool.

• 1:09:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:11Andrew Santino?

  Okay, you don't like him, I understand.

• 1:09:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, us here at Whiskey Ginger Podcast, we have beef with Rick Ross.

• 1:09:16Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't.

• 1:09:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, you literally, you said it.

• 1:09:18Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't.

• 1:09:19Speaker 05

  You said you want all the smoke with Rick Ross. No, no, no.

• 1:09:21Andrew Santino?

  I liked him. He was very nice. He was a sweetheart. I didn't even get to shoot with the guy.

• 1:09:24Speaker 05

  Maybag music, yeah, I'm G-Unit pal. Um, no.

• 1:09:26Andrew Santino?

  So funny. I do hope somebody in his crew kills you.

• 1:09:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. I am G-Unit, brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:33Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something, pal. This is G-Unit over here.

• 1:09:39Andrew Santino?

  Maybag, Maybag music is a very funny coin.

• 1:09:41Speaker 05

  Who is the coolest person you worked with on my show?

• 1:09:43Andrew Santino?

  Hyundai music.

• 1:09:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:45Andrew Santino?

  We in a Sonata. Who's the coolest person I've worked with on the show?

• 1:09:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:49Andrew Santino?

  You tell me yours, yours first. I'll think. Who did you?

• 1:09:51Speaker 05

  Oh, Lil Dirk, for sure.

• 1:09:52Andrew Santino?

  Lil Dirk is your, well, just because you liked him.

• 1:09:54Speaker 05

  I love Lil Dirk. I actually, well, I, I helped that happen, but because I was a big fan of him. Um, because originally it was The Baby and then.

• 1:10:01Andrew Santino?

  I loved The Baby.

• 1:10:02Speaker 05

  He's the man.

• 1:10:03Andrew Santino?

  I loved The Baby.

• 1:10:04Speaker 05

  The man.

• 1:10:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's so cool.

• 1:10:05Speaker 05

  He's tight with 52. We've hung out a bunch. I, I did a The Baby Sexy Red music video where I was in a durag.

• 1:10:11Andrew Santino?

  Catching, getting waves?

• 1:10:12Speaker 05

  I swear to God, Sexy Red was twerking on my face.

• 1:10:15Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:10:15Speaker 05

  Yeah. It was unbelievable.

• 1:10:16Andrew Santino?

  Did she like you?

• 1:10:18Speaker 05

  She's cool.

• 1:10:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, bad boy. I like Roddy Ricch, too.

• 1:10:22Speaker 05

  Roddy Ricch is the man.

• 1:10:22Andrew Santino?

  Who did I, who did we work that that was cool? Who did we work with on Dave that was cool? I don't really remember.

• 1:10:27Speaker 06

  That was before my time.

• 1:10:28Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, I don't really remember, like, you know, Usher was on that episode, but I met him before.

• 1:10:35Speaker 05

  You had Kells on there, but is that where you met him?

• 1:10:38Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:10:39Speaker 05

  Or you knew him before?

• 1:10:39Andrew Santino?

  No, before. Uh, and then.

• 1:10:44Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, man, like that, I will say this, I didn't get to work with Brad Pitt, he was on the show and that was a fuck, that would have been-

• 1:10:48Speaker 05

  Did you see F1?

• 1:10:49Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm going literally tomorrow.

• 1:10:51Speaker 05

  Fucking amazing.

• 1:10:52Andrew Santino?

  It's good, huh?

• 1:10:52Speaker 05

  It made me cry how good of like a, I was like thinking like I gotta be, me and Speed gotta be streaming together because I gotta-

• 1:10:59Andrew Santino?

  You should.

• 1:10:59Speaker 05

  I gotta ramp it up, and then I saw F1, I'm like, I'm a fucking actor.

• 1:11:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm an actor dude, I'll always be an actor. Oh my god, and the do-rag. Man, you look so dumb, that's so funny.

• 1:11:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's great. There's a viral video of the baby teaching me how to put a do-rag on, and then he like goes in the camera and he's like, cause you know how Bow Wow's on the cover of every do-rag?

• 1:11:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:17Speaker 05

  You probably wouldn't know that, but um-

• 1:11:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no I do.

• 1:11:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, he is, he's on the cover of it, and Bow Wow reposted and everything, and it was like, Bow Wow, I need you to send every do-rag to his house, it was so fucking funny.

• 1:11:27Andrew Santino?

  You get a stack of do-rags?

• 1:11:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:28Andrew Santino?

  At the crib?

• 1:11:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:29Andrew Santino?

  What are you gonna do with them?

• 1:11:30Speaker 05

  They're for my hair before I go to bed. It's mostly when I have black women sleep over, I put it on them, not on myself.

• 1:11:36Andrew Santino?

  Just if you have a black girl come to the house, you just lay them out?

• 1:11:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, just throw them around.

• 1:11:40Andrew Santino?

  I use these.

• 1:11:41Speaker 05

  Ah, fuck my-

• 1:11:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh shit, I forgot to put away, forgot to put away all that shit, my bad. I was doing laundry today.

• 1:11:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, I know Bow Wow's on the cover of those, I've been to stores in the hood where rap snacks exist.

• 1:11:53Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm, Lil Baby?

• 1:11:55Andrew Santino?

  Rap snacks is so funny to me.

• 1:11:56Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:11:57Andrew Santino?

  You can't go and get them unless you're in the hood.

• 1:11:59Speaker 05

  You get, oh, they have them at like a retro places too, like the Arches Deli, yeah.

• 1:12:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's corny.

• 1:12:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:07Andrew Santino?

  But you really wanna get them in-

• 1:12:08Speaker 05

  We gotta go to the trenches.

• 1:12:08Andrew Santino?

  It's got, you gotta go to a place that has bulletproof glass.

• 1:12:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:11Andrew Santino?

  It has to have a divide between you and the man checking you out.

• 1:12:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:15Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean? And then after 6pm, the doors are locked, you can't come inside, you gotta order through the window outside.

• 1:12:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:21Andrew Santino?

  That's when it's, you know, when you go to Chicago-

• 1:12:23Speaker 05

  Bro, me and Theo, bro, I have a big chain, I have like a giant chain.

• 1:12:28Andrew Santino?

  You gotta be careful wearing that shit.

• 1:12:29Speaker 05

  I know, and so we're in New Orleans, right, and it was maybe like 3 in the morning, we get back from the, was it the night, it was the night before the UFC fight, we did power slap and then we went out. And then he's like, the girl, I need a vape, I need a vape. They're like, we need a vape. So I was like, alright, so we walked.

• 1:12:44Andrew Santino?

  Just got the vape shit.

• 1:12:45Speaker 05

  We walked through New Or- I have my giant chin, I'm like, Theo, like, he's like, nah, brother, we gotta go.

• 1:12:50Andrew Santino?

  You didn't tuck it?

• 1:12:51Speaker 05

  I, I mean, I, I did a little, but like, it's still like on my neck and I got my, everything on, and we're walking through, I'm like, New Orleans is arguably one of the worst cities in the world.

• 1:13:01Andrew Santino?

  Bound to get robbed.

• 1:13:02Speaker 05

  The second we walked in the place, all the black people knew who Theo was and I was like, damn, this is crazy.

• 1:13:07Andrew Santino?

  I mean, everybody knows who he is.

• 1:13:09Speaker 05

  It's crazy.

• 1:13:10Andrew Santino?

  He's so fucking famous.

• 1:13:11Speaker 05

  It, it, I, I mean, it was a Dustin Poirier weekend in New Orleans, like.

• 1:13:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's his boy, yeah.

• 1:13:16Speaker 05

  But like, yeah.

• 1:13:16Andrew Santino?

  And he's from there, it's a different, it's also like, he's kinda like Louisiana's best export.

• 1:13:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's like you going to like Seoul, Korea, they'd be like, oh, it's Andrew.

• 1:13:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's me going to North Korea. They like me more up there. They like me, what is it, what's the, what's the city up there, what's the, why can't I think of the name? The big city that, uh, uh, uh, my brain keeps saying.

• 1:13:38Speaker 05

  Pyongyang?

• 1:13:39Andrew Santino?

  Pyongyang, yeah, I was right, Pyongyang.

• 1:13:40Speaker 05

  Do you see a lot of that stuff on here for you? Do you watch TikTok a lot?

• 1:13:44Andrew Santino?

  I wa- yeah, if I'm on the shitter, I like it. If I'm on the hoop, I'll watch.

• 1:13:47Speaker 05

  That shit is crazy. They, people make TikTok, come with me for the day in North Korea, you see that?

• 1:13:51Andrew Santino?

  It is so crazy, and then they had people break into, it's all government regulated, so it's like they pay actors to.

• 1:13:56Speaker 05

  I'm going. I'm doing a brand ship, I'm like, yeah, I'm in Ibiza next week, the following week I'm in North Korea.

• 1:14:01Andrew Santino?

  I'll be in Pyongyang, August 4th to the 12th.

• 1:14:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:14:05Andrew Santino?

  You're doing club parties in Pyongyang, nobody's there, but they're paying you to go?

• 1:14:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, it's all, yeah, it's like.

• 1:14:10Andrew Santino?

  Where is it, where is a city that you won't go do a club at? If they're like, we want you to, we want you to come.

• 1:14:15Speaker 05

  I'm, I'm usually pretty protected by like, if, if the club is flying me out there, they make sure that.

• 1:14:21Andrew Santino?

  They put you guys on a jet?

• 1:14:22Speaker 05

  No, not a jet.

• 1:14:23Andrew Santino?

  I was like, that'd be insane.

• 1:14:24Speaker 05

  A jet would be crazy. Um.

• 1:14:26Andrew Santino?

  You fly in 50's jet, though?

• 1:14:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do.

• 1:14:30Speaker 05

  I've seen it.

• 1:14:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do.

• 1:14:32Speaker 05

  I've been on it, it's.

• 1:14:33Andrew Santino?

  Cause I've seen it online, he's got a big fucking jet.

• 1:14:35Speaker 05

  I, I don't know if he owns the, the jet, he, cause he's always flying to like, Europe and stuff like that, I don't know if it's his jet, I think he just like, or maybe it is.

• 1:14:43Andrew Santino?

  Maybe he rents jets?

• 1:14:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:14:44Andrew Santino?

  I think he, but he's never, he's never, he hasn't flown commercial in 25 years?

• 1:14:47Speaker 05

  Oh, no, no shot.

• 1:14:48Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that crazy?

• 1:14:49Speaker 05

  He can't.

• 1:14:50Andrew Santino?

  I know, yeah, he's way too famous.

• 1:14:52Speaker 05

  But I will say, like, he is, uh, he's so good, like, after the show in Tottenham, that like giant stadium that, um, that new one in London, he, he did the show, did the meet and greet, did this, did that, and then afterwards they threw a birthday, because it was a birthday, there was a big after the show birthday thing, and then we had to go to the club and whatever, and he, there were some, a bunch of random people, because you can get wristbands for here and there, and every single person's mom with the phone, this and that, gave him time.

• 1:15:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:20Speaker 05

  Every person gave him time. I get overwhelmed. There's like six people like, oh, Gianni, I'm like, I, I can't, like, I, I get.

• 1:15:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's made for it.

• 1:15:27Speaker 05

  He is, I'm not.

• 1:15:28Andrew Santino?

  Just know you gotta follow that, dude, if you wanna be that, you gotta follow that.

• 1:15:30Speaker 05

  This is it.

• 1:15:30Andrew Santino?

  Do you wanna have a million dollars on a table?

• 1:15:32Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:15:33Andrew Santino?

  Well, then you gotta be like him.

• 1:15:34Speaker 05

  That's a good point. That's a good point.

• 1:15:35Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, some people are built for that lifestyle.

• 1:15:37Speaker 05

  It, uh, it's crazy.

• 1:15:38Andrew Santino?

  Going to do a show after a show, that's crazy.

• 1:15:40Speaker 05

  A sho- a show, a meet and greet, um, a party, uh, a club hosting, and then an afterparty.

• 1:15:47Andrew Santino?

  But he's not drinking this, he's not like drinking the whole time, partying.

• 1:15:50Speaker 05

  No, he can't.

• 1:15:51Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:15:52Speaker 05

  He can't.

• 1:15:52Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't drink, does he not drink at all?

• 1:15:54Speaker 05

  I don't know, I, I, I, I, he says that he puts water in the, I, I really don't, don't know.

• 1:15:59Andrew Santino?

  So smart, though.

• 1:16:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:16:01Andrew Santino?

  Because you couldn't be, you wouldn't be able to last.

• 1:16:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, you couldn't.

• 1:16:03Andrew Santino?

  Like, Burt Kreischer's the only guy I know who, who will drink all of the things at the parties and be able to make it through.

• 1:16:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, I saw him at the, at the, uh, Tom Brady roast, his shirt was off like 10 minutes into the night.

• 1:16:12Andrew Santino?

  Gotta be. Can't keep it on. Why buy shirts at this point?

• 1:16:15Speaker 05

  Uh, why?

• 1:16:16Andrew Santino?

  Just wear a robe or a throw over, like a pullover.

• 1:16:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, we don't be hilarious if he, if he got fucking, like a shredded, and then took it, and then he was just like ripped.

• 1:16:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, because he did, he did, he did get on, uh, T, he was on testosterone, he was on HGH and T for a little while to like help his liver enzymes. You've done that, huh?

• 1:16:33Speaker 05

  I've done that.

• 1:16:34Andrew Santino?

  Why'd you do that? You wanna get jacked?

• 1:16:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, I wanna get jacked a little bit.

• 1:16:37Andrew Santino?

  And you got off of it?

• 1:16:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, I got off.

• 1:16:38Andrew Santino?

  Your balls shrink?

• 1:16:39Speaker 05

  No. Yeah.

• 1:16:46Andrew Santino?

  I mean, whatever.

• 1:16:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, my-

• 1:16:47Andrew Santino?

  Do you need big balls?

• 1:16:49Speaker 05

  Dude, my dad has the biggest balls on planet Earth. It's, it's like a bit between his friends, like, he'll like walk through like airport security and like, he's smuggling grapefruits. I don't know what it is.

• 1:16:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, I hope he doesn't have testicular cancer, dude.

• 1:17:02Speaker 05

  I don't thi-

• 1:17:02Andrew Santino?

  You're like, "Pop, get those checked." They're like, "Sir, how long have you had these growths in your fucking nuts?"

• 1:17:07Speaker 05

  They're gi- I mean, he's been on like, he's been on everything since he was stretching.

• 1:17:11Andrew Santino?

  Is it stretchy? He can stretch them out?

• 1:17:12Speaker 05

  No, they're not stretchy. They're, they're tight in there. They're just giant.

• 1:17:15Andrew Santino?

  Why does he have such big, does he not come ever?

• 1:17:18Speaker 05

  I think he does.

• 1:17:19Andrew Santino?

  Tell him. They're like, "Pop, you gotta get a nut off."

• 1:17:21Speaker 05

  My parents just got divorced and my dad said that it's-

• 1:17:23Andrew Santino?

  Just now?

• 1:17:23Speaker 05

  It's because of you and Theo. Yeah, like, three months ago. He's like, I told my dad I was going to do this podcast. He's like, "Tell that Andrew Sam Tammy that he fucking, he's part of the reason of my divorce."

• 1:17:32Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 1:17:33Speaker 05

  I, I, he, he's being funny, but-

• 1:17:35Andrew Santino?

  I slept with your mom one time.

• 1:17:36Speaker 05

  Andrew, we don't need to talk about this.

• 1:17:38Andrew Santino?

  She said it was okay!

• 1:17:40Speaker 05

  That was the deal. I use your, I build your TikTok, you sleep with my mom.

• 1:17:44Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 1:17:44Speaker 05

  Actually, yeah.

• 1:17:45Andrew Santino?

  Did they just get a divorce now?

• 1:17:46Speaker 05

  They did, like, like, it finalized like three, two, three months ago.

• 1:17:49Andrew Santino?

  After all, you guys are all grown.

• 1:17:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm, I'm broken. I'm not doing great, but I'm, I'm holding it all together.

• 1:17:53Andrew Santino?

  Imagine if it happened when you were a kid.

• 1:17:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's way better now, for sure. And actually, I think they're, they're happier now, but you sent, you guys sent a video, you and Theo, you were like both with my mom, like touching her, being like-

• 1:18:03Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, we weren't touching her.

• 1:18:04Speaker 05

  You grabbed my mom's tit and you were like, "This is my tit." You did that. And, um, and we sent it-

• 1:18:10Andrew Santino?

  The internet's gonna be like, "Did you really do that to Johnny's mom?"

• 1:18:14Speaker 05

  Well, you fucked me with that Reddit group that says that I'm a fucking child predator now, so now we have to-

• 1:18:19Andrew Santino?

  Don't worry about it. I'm not, you know what? All respect to your parents. I'm sorry they got a divorce.

• 1:18:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:26Andrew Santino?

  It sucks. I'm sure that sucks. But you know what? Maybe they're gonna be better off without each other.

• 1:18:30Speaker 05

  Oh, for sure. Dude, my, dude, my dad, like, I don't get, I think he sees my stories and he's like, "Oh, is that Biza, like, partying up with some girls? Like, I, I got..." He'll call me and be like, "Yeah, I just had some girl over and fucking..." I'm like, like, he'll get any detail. I'm like, "Dad."

• 1:18:43Andrew Santino?

  I'm not interested.

• 1:18:44Speaker 05

  Stop.

• 1:18:45Andrew Santino?

  How old is he?

• 1:18:46Speaker 05

  Uh, fifty-four, maybe fifty-five.

• 1:18:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:18:49Speaker 05

  He's like, "I just, the shit that she does." I'm like, "Dude."

• 1:18:52Andrew Santino?

  Don't wanna hear it.

• 1:18:53Speaker 05

  I don't.

• 1:18:54Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that funny, fifty-four? His dad is, Bobby's the same age as your dad.

• 1:18:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's crazy.

• 1:18:58Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny, dude. That's so funny when I think about that. And that's your dad.

• 1:19:02Speaker 05

  Yeah. How, how old are your parents now?

• 1:19:06Andrew Santino?

  Seventy.

• 1:19:08Speaker 05

  That's still pretty young.

• 1:19:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, seventy, right?

• 1:19:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:19:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:10Speaker 05

  Nice.

• 1:19:11Andrew Santino?

  Seventy's young.

• 1:19:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, seventy's young.

• 1:19:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Ozzy Osbourne just died at seventy-six and he did heroin for a long time.

• 1:19:17Speaker 05

  Forever.

• 1:19:17Andrew Santino?

  Twenty years.

• 1:19:18Speaker 05

  Forever.

• 1:19:19Andrew Santino?

  He did like smoked meth, heroin, like. Bit a head off a live bat? The biting a head off a live bat did get a lot of love. It didn't seem like that crazy of a thing to do. Really? I'll do it. Give me the bat.

• 1:19:31Speaker 05

  The only, bring the bat, the fucking cage.

• 1:19:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I just wanna bite the head off a bat unless you know Covid started.

• 1:19:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:19:40Andrew Santino?

  Ozzy!

• 1:19:41Speaker 05

  It's so funny.

• 1:19:42Andrew Santino?

  You started Covid!

• 1:19:43Speaker 05

  It's so funny to see these guys like Tommy Lee, like he got Kel's birthday, like him walking around with like a La Croix. I'm like, brother.

• 1:19:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, cuz he said they're all, everyone's sober now.

• 1:19:51Speaker 05

  I know, but like.

• 1:19:52Andrew Santino?

  They partied way too hard, man.

• 1:19:53Speaker 05

  You think about them and like the, like they were shooting fucking crack out of a fire hose and then they're like, now they're walking around with like protein chips, you're like, come on.

• 1:20:01Andrew Santino?

  Dude, they got it. Everybody ages out of it. At some point, they can't, at some point, the party's gotta stop.

• 1:20:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:20:07Andrew Santino?

  Not for Johnny.

• 1:20:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm not. Trust in theaters, August twenty-second. I will be dying at the Chateau Marmont, um, before I turn thirty.

• 1:20:15Andrew Santino?

  He will be dying soon at the Chateau Marmont, so go get your tickets. Go watch Trust in theaters right now. If you die, the movie will get bigger.

• 1:20:22Speaker 05

  That's what I told Miles, the producer, he's like, we were, obviously we're joking, but he's like, you gotta take one with the team, brother.

• 1:20:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:28Speaker 05

  Movie will blow up.

• 1:20:30Andrew Santino?

  Although, this is a dark twist to say, but it made me think the other night cuz we were talking about Triangle of Sadness and how that beautiful young woman died right after the movie came out. And my first thought was, fuck me, she was about to be so fucking famous.

• 1:20:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:20:45Andrew Santino?

  And if you died, I would go, well, that was good enough.

• 1:20:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was his peak, yeah.

• 1:20:53Andrew Santino?

  He did what he needed to do.

• 1:20:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, you gave Rick Ross my location.

• 1:20:58Andrew Santino?

  Maybach Music, come find my boy.

• 1:21:01Andrew Santino?

  Alright dude, go watch Trust, ladies and germs that are out there. A movie starring an old friend of ours, a friend of the family, friend of the crew. I love you, I appreciate you. Look in that camera right now and say one word or one phrase to end the episode, whenever you're ready. One word or one phrase.

• 1:21:17Speaker 05

  I don't, I don't, I don't have a one word or one phrase. I just wanna say like, I'm fucking, I'm genuinely.

• 1:21:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:23Speaker 05

  I'm proud of you.

• 1:21:24Andrew Santino?

  Thanks.

• 1:21:24Speaker 05

  And I love you, and I love seeing your clips, and I just love seeing you take over the world because I, you're the fucking best guy ever.

• 1:21:31Andrew Santino?

  I love you.

• 1:21:31Speaker 05

  And I will say like, my time working with you was some of the best times of my life. Genuinely. But now I'm on stage with 50 Cent, it's a lot cooler.

• 1:21:38Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck?

• 1:21:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, but genuinely like, I love seeing you thrive. Every time you have a Netflix, anything coming out, I, I, I love it, I truly do.

• 1:21:45Andrew Santino?

  I love you. Alright, say one, say, say a phrase that 50 told you. Give me a 50 advice that 50 gave you.

• 1:21:51Speaker 05

  Don't ever let your ego get in the way of blessings.

• 1:21:56Speaker 02

  In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

• 1:22:01Speaker 03

  You're that creature in the ginger beard.

• 1:22:04Speaker 02

  Sturdy and ginger.

• 1:22:05Speaker 03

  Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse. Gingers are beautiful. You owe me five dollars for the whiskey, seventy-five dollars for the horse. Gingers, oh hell no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers.