Ask, Tell, Confess: We Are Going Whitewater Rafting WTF?!

On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the Coven spirals over an upcoming Jackson Hole adventure and a whitewater rafting trip that may or may not end in disaster. From gut feelings and near-miss accidents to theories about timelines, manifestations, and why life suddenly feels like it's 2008 again, the conversation goes completely off the rails before the confessions even begin. Then it's on to the listener stories: a shocking ER confession involving household objects, a wedding-night surprise that leaves everyone speechless, and an unfiltered conversation about body care, confidence, boundaries, and the products the girls swear by (and the ones they definitely don't). As always, the Coven serves up equal parts hilarious oversharing, questionable advice, and real talk. The episode wraps with one final jaw-dropping confession involving vodka, ashes, and a mistake nobody saw coming. Buckle up—this one is wild from start to finish. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

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• 1:56Bunnie XO?

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 2:14Speaker 01

  Hello friends, welcome to another Ask, Tell, Convince. Look at him, he said, "All right."

• 2:24Speaker 03

  Position.

• 2:25Bunnie XO?

  I didn't whistle because there's a couple of people in the comments who are like, I hate the whistle.

• 2:30Speaker 03

  Everyone's fast forwarding over the whistle.

• 2:31Bunnie XO?

  I know.

• 2:32Speaker 03

  People are getting off to it. It's crazy.

• 2:33Bunnie XO?

  I know.

• 2:34Speaker 03

  I mean, some people really enjoy it.

• 2:36Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. I don't enjoy it. I fucking hate when people whistle. So I understand, but I'm over here traumatizing people like I traumatized myself. So.

• 2:46Speaker 03

  That's really funny.

• 2:48Bunnie XO?

  You guys, we're going to Jackson Hole tomorrow.

• 2:50Speaker 04

  I'm so excited.

• 2:51Bunnie XO?

  You guys.

• 2:52Speaker 04

  I love Wyoming.

• 2:53Bunnie XO?

  We're going fucking whitewater rafting. Okay.

• 2:56Speaker 03

  I have such bad anxiety.

• 2:57Speaker 04

  Fucking terrified.

• 2:58Bunnie XO?

  No, I have anxiety too, but you want to know why? Because anybody we ask that has gone whitewater rafting, we're like, oh, was it fun? And they're all like, no.

• 3:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, not a single person.

• 3:08Bunnie XO?

  It was somebody else too. There was somebody else who had gone. Who was it?

• 3:11Speaker 03

  Jeffrey.

• 3:11Bunnie XO?

  Jeffrey.

• 3:12Speaker 04

  Jeffrey.

• 3:13Bunnie XO?

  Yes.

• 3:13Speaker 04

  He was like, why?

• 3:16Bunnie XO?

  Shepard Star was like, you know, when Jeffrey's asking us why we're doing something that it's, and he's already done it.

• 3:23Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 3:23Bunnie XO?

  It sucks.

• 3:24Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 3:24Bunnie XO?

  So nobody has literally said that whitewater rafting is cool and I'm petrified. And then not to mention, you're going through all these fucking crazy waves. And literally you have a string to hold on to.

• 3:38Speaker 03

  What'd your mom say?

• 3:39Bunnie XO?

  In an inflatable boat.

• 3:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, her mom said like, dig your toes.

• 3:42Speaker 04

  Dig your feet like under so you don't come out. But I'm like, what if the whole thing flips?

• 3:46Bunnie XO?

  So you don't come out? What the fuck does that mean?

• 3:49Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 3:50Speaker 03

  Have you?

• 3:51Speaker 04

  Have you never watched?

• 3:52Speaker 03

  Cause you're bouncing.

• 3:53Speaker 04

  You're bouncing. That's why the waiver says like, you have to sign that basically you could fly out, hit your head and die.

• 3:59Bunnie XO?

  Fall out and hit your head on a rock and die.

• 4:02Speaker 04

  You didn't see that part?

• 4:03Speaker 03

  It's like riding a bull.

• 4:04Bunnie XO?

  I didn't read the waiver.

• 4:05Speaker 04

  Oh, I read every single line.

• 4:07Speaker 03

  It's like riding a bull.

• 4:08Speaker 04

  So scared.

• 4:10Bunnie XO?

  The entire time?

• 4:11Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 4:11Bunnie XO?

  For two hours?

• 4:13Speaker 04

  It's two hours long?

• 4:14Bunnie XO?

  Yes.

• 4:16Speaker 03

  Haley did not.

• 4:18Bunnie XO?

  Haley.

• 4:19Speaker 03

  He just found out.

• 4:21Speaker 04

  Two hours.

• 4:22Bunnie XO?

  On that fucking raft. Bucking all the time. I don't believe that. There's no way. I have a broken neck. I can't fucking do that.

• 4:29Speaker 03

  So sore from that. And then we're gonna have to use the same strength.

• 4:33Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 4:35Speaker 03

  White water.

• 4:36Bunnie XO?

  I could do, I got 10 minutes.

• 4:39Speaker 03

  I wonder if they have.

• 4:40Speaker 04

  They just like pull us out of the water.

• 4:42Speaker 03

  Wait, you know, when they like, don't actually send you and they just like, set you in one spot, like a mechanical bull.

• 4:48Speaker 04

  Can we just go in circles?

• 4:50Speaker 03

  And Jeffrey also said, it depends on the day, because it's sort of like, um, hot air ballooning. It's like, it depends on the weather. So like, had it rained a lot or anything, it's gonna be extra. Or if like.

• 5:01Speaker 04

  If the water's like calm and cool, I'm good with two hours. If it's a category six, like my mom said is like for Olympic, like type level, that's when she said I wouldn't do it. She did category four.

• 5:16Bunnie XO?

  It can't be like that the whole time. I'm not getting on it if it's like that the whole time. Okay. I'm just gonna tell you guys that right the fuck now.

• 5:24Speaker 03

  We all get there in our wet suits and she says, no. And we like squeak away.

• 5:31Bunnie XO?

  He's so funny. Like dude, no.

• 5:36Speaker 03

  I wish they had a simulator so we could like, feel like what it would be like prior.

• 5:40Bunnie XO?

  Fuck man.

• 5:41Speaker 04

  I wish I could watch the people before us.

• 5:43Bunnie XO?

  If anybody has gone whitewater rafting, please leave us a fucking comment.

• 5:46Speaker 03

  Let us know, cause we do it, uh, like.

• 5:48Bunnie XO?

  Sunday.

• 5:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, after this comes out. So you guys have time, DM us.

• 5:53Bunnie XO?

  No, don't DM us. Leave it in the fucking comments. I need to know.

• 5:56Speaker 03

  We have to know immediately.

• 5:57Bunnie XO?

  And I need truth. Don't sugarcoat it.

• 6:00Speaker 03

  Have you ever gone haywire?

• 6:02Bunnie XO?

  No, I've never gone whitewater, no.

• 6:04Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 6:05Bunnie XO?

  It sounds scary though. You have to wear a helmet in the water. GoPros on too. Oh God.

• 6:10Speaker 04

  Sounds like a very white activity.

• 6:11Bunnie XO?

  We're gonna be, listen, we're gonna be vlogging this shit. So, oh man.

• 6:16Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 6:17Bunnie XO?

  Okay. Who's holding the camera? Cause I'm not.

• 6:20Speaker 03

  I think Jason got a strap for me.

• 6:23Speaker 04

  Jason got a check.

• 6:25Speaker 03

  Can you see his my nose the entire time?

• 6:28Speaker 04

  Like those 360 cameras of like the horse. Just the side of a horse.

• 6:33Speaker 03

  No, I'm pretty sure Jason got us a chest strap for one of us to wear.

• 6:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Good. Okay, well, fuck.

• 6:42Speaker 03

  We might see you next week, we might not.

• 6:45Bunnie XO?

  I'm already scared. Never mind. Anyways, so.

• 6:48Speaker 03

  Bro, I had the craziest thing happen to me last night and I have to tell you guys.

• 6:51Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 6:52Speaker 03

  We took kids to the park and the kids were like, hey, we're like super hungry. Let's drive into town and we were coming down this main road. And I went through this intersection and I grabbed my chest and I was like, I felt like we almost got T-boned. And Jason was like, what? I was like, I felt like this feeling of being T-boned. And we were going to this place like, cause we like.

• 7:16Bunnie XO?

  No, that's happened to me before. I'm listening because I've been there before and I got in a car accident.

• 7:22Speaker 03

  So we literally go, because we were like, it was like gonna be meal prep. So we were buying these like containers of like meat. And so it was a bit of a wait for this stuff. And as we're sitting there waiting for the meat, we start hearing ambulances go by. I stop.

• 7:37Bunnie XO?

  I'm sorry, it's this bitch over here, dude.

• 7:43Bunnie XO?

  Go ahead. I'm listening. Ambulance is whizzing by.

• 7:47Speaker 03

  We're waiting for the meat and the ambulances and the fire trucks start going by, but then they're stopping somewhere very close. And we pull out and Jason turns, bro, it's a truck with a trailer and a car T-boned in the middle of the intersection. There's ambulances everywhere. There's people on stretchers and it was the exact area I had grabbed my chest in.

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• 8:38Bunnie XO?

  Oh my gosh.

• 8:40Speaker 03

  It was insane.

• 8:41Bunnie XO?

  I believe it. I 100% believe it. I literally got in the car with my friend Michelle. The one that you guys have met in Vegas. I got in the car with her and, and um, literally the same thing happened. I was like, dude, I keep smelling like burnt rubber. Anytime I'm about to get into a car accident, I start smelling burnt rubber. This happened multiple times with me. And um, got into a car accident with her. There was another time I got into an accident in one of my old, my avalanche. Uh, dude, it's crazy.

• 9:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is like, it's happened a couple of times to me. I predicted Jason's car accident. Cause I had told him to wear his seatbelt and it was the one time he didn't wear his seatbelt. And then he totaled in his motorcycle too. Someone ran over his motorcycle and dragged it through a parking lot one time.

• 9:20Bunnie XO?

  Wow.

• 9:20Speaker 03

  And I kept telling him, I was like, that motorcycle is bad luck. Like, I don't trust that motorcycle. And thankfully, he wasn't on it when the man wrecked into it, but.

• 9:27Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 9:28Speaker 03

  I know.

• 9:29Bunnie XO?

  Well, I hope whoever got in that accident is okay. I hate that. That shit fucking scares me so much, dude. I fucking can't stand it.

• 9:35Speaker 03

  Jason just like was wide as it goes. He goes, I cannot believe you just did that, you know? And but I started doing what you do and you say things out loud. So like.

• 9:43Bunnie XO?

  So it doesn't come true.

• 9:44Speaker 03

  It doesn't happen to you, you know? And I feel like maybe I kind of like left that in the air for someone else to grab because I had literally, it was like, I've got my kids in the car. And it's me, like, it's my whole family in a car and it's just my, it gave me such bad anxiety. So I told Jason I had to say it out loud, you know?

• 9:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. No, do that. Anytime you start having visions, say them out loud so they don't come true. Anytime I hold a vision in, it fucking always happens, dude. Always. And then I'm like, fuck.

• 10:10Speaker 03

  My phone's on.

• 10:10Bunnie XO?

  Even all the shit that's happening right now. Visualize it for a year, you know?

• 10:14Speaker 03

  Never said it out loud.

• 10:15Bunnie XO?

  Never said it out loud to anybody. And.

• 10:17Speaker 03

  Insane.

• 10:18Speaker 06

  Here we are. I mean, with the whole, I think my theory with that, cause I've just thought, I've thought about it, cause anytime something bad kind of happens, like a car accident or something like traumatic happens. I feel like there's certain pockets of like time where like bad things happen. Like every time I've been in a car accident or like something really bad happened. I remember it being like very specific. Like I was on Earth, but I wasn't on her. It was very like.

• 10:45Bunnie XO?

  I mean, are you high?

• 10:46Speaker 06

  No.

• 10:46Speaker 04

  Wait, you know how like they recently said, like we jumped timelines again, like a couple of weeks ago?

• 10:52Speaker 03

  Back to 2008.

• 10:53Speaker 04

  Right? Before I, I stepped, I started seeing. Tiktoks about like, we jump timelines. A few days before that, I had a dream and in my dream, I jumped timelines.

• 11:05Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 11:06Speaker 06

  No, like I, I hit a, um, I think, I think it was a deer, but this happened like last time. I hit something with my car. I was making like a left turn onto a street. Same thing happened. That vibe of like, it's silent and everything's really, really slow.

• 11:21Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 11:21Speaker 06

  I could see everything. Very, very slow. And I see this big thing. It wasn't brown, but it was like a big black thing. Hit the side of my car, went away. I blinked and it was gone. It wasn't behind me. It was nowhere to be found. I draw it up to like a deer hit my, the side of my car, but still it was, I, I didn't see a deer. I didn't see anything there.

• 11:43Speaker 03

  It would've been Bigfoot.

• 11:44Speaker 06

  Just, I don't know. I just feel like I entered a pocket of like time. It's weird. Like you enter like a little pocket.

• 11:51Speaker 03

  I feel that. Yeah. Yeah, that's like around Jason's accident. I felt like it was just like a moment in time.

• 11:56Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 11:57Speaker 03

  A hundred percent.

• 11:58Speaker 06

  You feel it. You're like, oh, that's, it's bad.

• 12:00Speaker 04

  Have you ever felt jumping timelines?

• 12:01Speaker 03

  A hundred percent. I have.

• 12:03Bunnie XO?

  I don't, what does jumping timelines entail?

• 12:05Speaker 04

  I've done it once.

• 12:06Bunnie XO?

  People say that, but I never.

• 12:07Speaker 03

  Sort of butterfly effect. So like a, like you literally shifted where you were going.

• 12:13Speaker 04

  I, I literally like remember it to a T. Like I went, I was driving back home and I was like, like borderline Kentucky. And I went under an overpass and it was like, as soon as I went under there, like the world shifted, like you know how like slides, like old slides, like on a like thing will like shift down? It literally did that in the middle of the sky. Like the whole world just shifted down. And I started getting super dizzy and I almost had to pull over because I was driving. I got so dizzy and I just like felt so weird the rest of the drive. And then like, I don't know. I just felt like I was in a different like, like something happened in the world. And I was like, looking around like, did anyone else feel that? Like, did anyone else see that?

• 12:58Speaker 03

  It happened weird. In January, when my dad, on my way to go to my dad's surgery, I felt it as I was driving. And I was like, I'm shifting timelines right now. And I didn't, I did not predict like what was going to happen. That was supposed to be such like a routine surgery for my dad. And what we ended up spending an entire week in the hospital. Like it was such a shift in timelines. It, it's like, there's a true feeling that you get when it's like, you were on this path and you knew what your future looked like. And like, all of a sudden it's like everything's.

• 13:26Speaker 01

  It's like the future's rewriting itself in real time.

• 13:29Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 13:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:30Speaker 04

  Wild.

• 13:31Speaker 01

  Weird. It's like every decision you make rewrites whatever.

• 13:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:35Speaker 01

  That is weird.

• 13:36Speaker 04

  Maybe it's like your future self putting you on a different timeline.

• 13:40Speaker 03

  I've always thought that.

• 13:40Speaker 04

  So you don't go down the wrong one.

• 13:42Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 13:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:43Bunnie XO?

  I don't know if I've ever had that.

• 13:45Speaker 04

  You never felt that?

• 13:45Bunnie XO?

  I have visions and I have like stuff like that and like feelings that I can feel in my body, but like, I don't know.

• 13:51Speaker 03

  Maybe because you're so in tune with that and like we're not as in tune with that side. Maybe that's why we feel so like.

• 13:57Bunnie XO?

  I feel like you are though.

• 13:59Speaker 04

  I don't have like visions, but I will think about someone or talk about someone and they like immediately text me or message me. It happened to me literally twice today.

• 14:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 14:09Speaker 04

  I was speaking about someone and they like popped up in my Instagram DMs and I haven't talked to them in a while.

• 14:14Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 14:15Speaker 04

  That happens to me all the time.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  I, well, like you guys know this.

• 14:19Bunnie XO?

  Isn't that like the red string theory or what do they call it?

• 14:21Speaker 04

  Invisible string theory.

• 14:22Speaker 03

  Yeah. You guys know that guy that has autism, John West, that just passed away? Like I literally the day before told Jason, hey, have you seen this guy? Day before I said, have you seen this guy on Instagram? And Jason was like, no, I haven't. And they're showing some of the videos. Like, oh, I have seen him. I think he's like super, super great human. Next day. I've never mentioned that guy to Jason at all.

• 14:43Speaker 04

  Yeah. Stuff like that happens to me a lot. That's not like a vision though, is it?

• 14:46Speaker 03

  Is that like?

• 14:47Bunnie XO?

  I think it's a manifesting. I think it's a form of manifesting, which everybody's gonna come for me for this part of the fucking podcast. Because they're like, oh, aren't you a Christian? But yes, I'm, I love Jesus, you know, but I still believe that you, that you can have visions and manifest things and like.

• 15:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:02Speaker 04

  Energy is real.

• 15:03Bunnie XO?

  You can be extremely spiritual and still be a Christian. So, but yeah, I feel like that's a form of manifesting in some sort of way.

• 15:09Speaker 03

  It's so crazy. That, that entire thing always just trips me out. I've noticed everyone on TikTok right now talking about how they feel like we're back in the timeline from 2008.

• 15:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 15:18Speaker 03

  And how like outside just feels better. And I couldn't agree more.

• 15:21Speaker 04

  The sun looks like real again.

• 15:22Speaker 03

  I have spent so much time outside every chance I get when it's not raining because I just enjoy being in the sun. I don't know what it is.

• 15:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. All right. Should we kick off this fucking asshole confess?

• 15:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:35Bunnie XO?

  Who's going?

• 15:37Speaker 03

  Go ahead Haley.

• 15:38Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 15:39Speaker 03

  Haley never goes first.

• 15:41Speaker 04

  Ever. Okay, mine's a tell. Um, I'm a nurse and I had a guy come in through the ER complaining of abdominal pain and rectal bleeding.

• 15:51Bunnie XO?

  God.

• 15:52Speaker 04

  Probably why they gave this to me. Originally thinking it was diverticulitis or some kind of GI ulcer bleed. He was admitted and underwent imaging. Ended up being that he shoved three pins and two butter knives up there. When confronted about this, he claimed he had no idea those were up there and he must have slipped and fell onto them while getting out of the shower.

• 16:16Speaker 03

  Excuse me. Be a better liar.

• 16:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, he slipped five times. It's five.

• 16:21Speaker 03

  I hate when that happens.

• 16:25Bunnie XO?

  I have never been so fucking horny that I wanted to shove a butter knife up my asshole.

• 16:30Speaker 03

  A knife and three pins?

• 16:33Speaker 04

  Do you think he went serrated? I wonder if they were blue or black.

• 16:37Speaker 06

  Ink pen?

• 16:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:38Speaker 06

  Ballpoint?

• 16:39Speaker 03

  Ballpoint.

• 16:41Speaker 04

  Was it out?

• 16:42Bunnie XO?

  Was it a calligraphy pen?

• 16:44Speaker 03

  Imagine every time he sat down, it clicks.

• 16:46Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God.

• 16:48Speaker 06

  Do you guys have a favorite pen?

• 16:50Speaker 03

  I do.

• 16:51Bunnie XO?

  I love gel tip pens. Those are my favorite.

• 16:54Speaker 04

  Random ones from a freaking restaurant that I want to steal.

• 16:57Speaker 03

  I stole the pen.

• 16:58Bunnie XO?

  The gel tip ones I think that you're that they have.

• 17:00Speaker 03

  I stole the pen and it is in my purse right now from the one it's got like a gold. It's got a gold tip on it and it's my favorite pen ever.

• 17:08Speaker 04

  It'd be the most random ones. I don't think there's a specific one. It's the most random ones you've never seen before that write so good on a receipt and I'm like,

• 17:18Speaker 04

  I'm close. And I'm taking it.

• 17:23Bunnie XO?

  She's leaving snail trails over there. She got some fucking pens.

• 17:26Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

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• 19:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I think it's our due diligence to talk about it.

• 19:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, absolutely. So I saw, did you see guys? See Chelsea Lynn and Paige's clip about cleaning the puss? Paige said Paige said she only uses water and Chelsea Lynn was like, no, I need to fuck.

• 19:57Speaker 03

  Do that.

• 19:57Bunnie XO?

  Get up in there.

• 19:58Speaker 03

  Oh, bro. Chelsea Lynn's very adamant about what she washes with. It is so funny.

• 20:02Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:03Speaker 03

  We've talked about it with her before.

• 20:05Bunnie XO?

  Have we?

• 20:05Speaker 03

  Right? Chelsea was like, no, girl, I gotta get up in there and clean it.

• 20:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, I get it.

• 20:10Speaker 03

  And I feel like everyone's different though, because like, I feel like what works for some.

• 20:13Speaker 04

  I can't just use water.

• 20:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, what works for some people might not work for others, but like you can just kind of.

• 20:18Bunnie XO?

  Well, like you use some crazy shit on your puss, the Dr. Bonner's, right?

• 20:22Speaker 03

  No, not down there.

• 20:24Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I thought you did. I thought we did an episode for it and I was like, there's a tough on pussy.

• 20:28Speaker 03

  I would use that sometimes. I don't use it anymore. I used to, but now just the gold dial soap and you can't wash in it. You wash all around it.

• 20:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:36Speaker 03

  Um, with the gold dial soap.

• 20:38Speaker 04

  He's the same thing. She put me onto the gold dial.

• 20:40Speaker 03

  The man.

• 20:41Bunnie XO?

  Armpits. The, I'd use the gold dial on the armpits. Yes, for sure. But I cannot use dial on my fucking hoof. There's no fucking way, dude. That shit will fucking be an angry dragon if I fucking put anything like that down there. But I do use.

• 20:56Bunnie XO?

  What is it called?

• 20:57Speaker 03

  She said hoof.

• 21:00Speaker 03

  He said, you stopped at dragon, I stopped at hoof.

• 21:02Bunnie XO?

  Hold on, I'll tell you right now what I use and it is so fucking dude, it makes my vagina just like heaven. Um, hold on one second.

• 21:10Speaker 03

  I will say also it depends on your vagina though, because some people are innies and outies and some people are sensitive and some aren't like.

• 21:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:17Speaker 04

  We got lips.

• 21:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, I got a lip. Uh, so I don't have to worry about it.

• 21:21Bunnie XO?

  You got innies or outies?

• 21:22Speaker 03

  Innies. I got lips.

• 21:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:24Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 21:25Speaker 03

  It's like that I can wash on top of it. Nothing's going in, you know, like.

• 21:29Speaker 04

  Protection.

• 21:30Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah. It's like a mask.

• 21:32Bunnie XO?

  Fuck. I use, so for my armpits, I use Dove Baby Wash. I use that one for my armpits and then I use for my virgin.

• 21:43Speaker 04

  Oxygen mask?

• 21:45Bunnie XO?

  You guys are fucking sick.

• 21:46Speaker 03

  It's not that big.

• 21:47Speaker 04

  Oh, God.

• 21:50Bunnie XO?

  It's not that big. God.

• 21:53Speaker 03

  I don't know. Maybe when I was fatter, it was. Never really looked.

• 21:56Speaker 04

  No, after losing weight, mine's.

• 21:58Speaker 03

  It's so much different. Wait, hold on. When you lose weight as a dude, you do get some. Oh, you get inches. Does that happen for women as well? It changes shape. If we don't get like inches, you know, but like.

• 22:09Speaker 04

  It's not as.

• 22:11Speaker 04

  Like, does it get longer?

• 22:13Speaker 03

  No.

• 22:15Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 22:15Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 22:16Bunnie XO?

  Does what get longer?

• 22:17Speaker 04

  Your vagina, does it like, does it start at the?

• 22:19Bunnie XO?

  No, as you age, your vagina starts to go inverted and you lose things.

• 22:23Speaker 04

  I feel like I have a, a great one.

• 22:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, like, I don't, I don't mind it anymore. I'm like, oh, she's kinda cute. I also can like see her. I'm like, oh, I can see you so well. I can just literally put my leg up in the shower and shave. So smooth. Oh, it's so nice to shave when you're skinny, you guys. I have been missing out. Like, literally, I was like, hoping a prayer when I was big. Now that I'm skinny, I'm, I'm looking at her. We're eye to eye.

• 22:52Speaker 04

  Eye to eye is wild.

• 22:53Bunnie XO?

  Send me a damn pic next time. What the fuck?

• 22:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, we haven't seen yours still.

• 22:58Bunnie XO?

  Sounds hot.

• 22:59Speaker 04

  Hope you don't.

• 22:59Bunnie XO?

  So what I use on my vagina is I use Cetaphil Ultra Gentle Baby Wash. And it is, it smells so good. And I'm telling you, my vagina is like.

• 23:09Speaker 04

  Been scared to use scent. Does it, is it have like a scent?

• 23:12Bunnie XO?

  It's fragrance free, but it also has like a, it smells good though. So it's like, I love it. Yeah, cuz I was using Johnson and Johnson and that shit fucking had my vagina like shredded beef.

• 23:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, they have a recall.

• 23:24Speaker 03

  They have a huge re, yeah, they have so many lawsuits for cancer.

• 23:26Bunnie XO?

  It was making me sick. It was giving me fucking bladder infections. Like, it was bad, dude. So I switched and I've been using this for like the past year and I just love it. She's just so soft and like.

• 23:35Speaker 03

  I did find like this new like skin, um, wash. The one that you sent is phenomenal. It smells great, but like to leave my skin really smooth, the Aveeno. Like, it's for like sensitive skin though. Oh my gosh. It makes your skin so, so soft. I even got the kids version for my kids. Like, you know, some soaps you can like feel on your skin. You can't feel this at all, but it leaves the skin so soft. I shave with it, so my legs are like extra smooth.

• 24:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 24:01Speaker 03

  I love it.

• 24:02Speaker 04

  All right. Just make sure you're not using like fragrance down there.

• 24:06Speaker 03

  No fragrance.

• 24:07Speaker 04

  Don't, love of God, don't use Bath and Body Works body wash.

• 24:11Speaker 03

  No, and don't like clean up in it unless you have to.

• 24:14Bunnie XO?

  You want a yeasty beastie dude?

• 24:15Speaker 04

  Even on your whole body, actually.

• 24:17Speaker 03

  No, I wouldn't.

• 24:18Speaker 04

  It's not good for you.

• 24:19Speaker 03

  Well, I feel like some people think they need to like clean up inside of it, like

• 24:23Speaker 04

  It's self cleaning.

• 24:23Speaker 03

  Like crazy, it self cleans, rinse it really good.

• 24:26Speaker 04

  Definitely say when you guys say clean up inside of it, but don't.

• 24:28Bunnie XO?

  You don't, you mean like going up in the hole, right?

• 24:31Speaker 04

  I'm not shoving, I'm not fingering.

• 24:31Bunnie XO?

  Cause I scrub my lips and I also get in there too. I don't shove it up in the hole, but I like clean the crevice.

• 24:37Speaker 03

  Yes, yeah, we're cleaning everything around it.

• 24:40Speaker 04

  We're not going inside.

• 24:41Speaker 03

  We're not going in.

• 24:42Bunnie XO?

  No, no, unless you use vaginal estrogen, which that's a whole nother subject and oh, it is.

• 24:47Speaker 03

  But I do believe there were girls out there that thought you were supposed to like load it up with soap.

• 24:52Bunnie XO?

  That's for like girls who want to douche and that's like, I don't know.

• 24:55Speaker 04

  I feel like I would get a frigging yeast infection if I did that.

• 24:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, but there are some people who you just use water down there. Yeah, gotta detail the puss. Detail the puss is wild.

• 25:06Bunnie XO?

  My best friend who is male and I have been friends since we were 14. We're now 62. We dated in high school but drifted apart for a few years. We loved each other, but were stupid and never said anything to each other. We reconnected after a while, but were both married by then. For the longest time, I couldn't figure out why his wife hated me. I mean, I was always nice to her. Turns out on their wedding night, he told her that she should reach out to me and ask me to show her how to give him a good blowjob. Because she wasn't that good. I was both shocked and flattered. First of all, that is fucked up because that's your wedding night, dude, and your husband says that to you? Bye.

• 25:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's quick enough to turn it around. You don't have to officiate it.

• 25:53Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that's crazy. You could have got it an old by fucking sunrise. Sunrise, you know, like that's insane. If a man would have ever said that to me, I'd have fucking, why did you marry me if I? Sucked fucking giving you blowjobs.

• 26:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 26:08Speaker 03

  Oh my gosh.

• 26:10Bunnie XO?

  I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

• 26:12Speaker 03

  One of my questions is actually actually asking you guys any tips on giving head.

• 26:18Speaker 04

  I don't give out tips.

• 26:19Bunnie XO?

  Oh, cause you're the throat goat. Hey, listen.

• 26:23Speaker 04

  My fam- I'm not, nope.

• 26:26Speaker 03

  Grandma commented and was like, I did watch this one.

• 26:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 26:29Speaker 03

  From last week.

• 26:30Bunnie XO?

  Oh no.

• 26:32Speaker 04

  Not even my grandma. My entire family, they messaged me about it.

• 26:35Bunnie XO?

  Oh shit. You guys, stop watching. I, we love you.

• 26:41Speaker 03

  Watch the other ones.

• 26:42Bunnie XO?

  We need Haley to come out of her shell and she just finally started coming out of her shell and now she's.

• 26:47Speaker 04

  That's why I didn't.

• 26:48Bunnie XO?

  Now she's.

• 26:48Speaker 04

  Is because like I know my entire freaking hometown and family washes.

• 26:52Bunnie XO?

  Oh, who cares?

• 26:54Speaker 04

  If only they knew the real.

• 26:56Bunnie XO?

  So I think if you're gonna give a good blowjob, it needs to be wet. I like to give sloppy blowjobs. No teeth, cover your teeth. The best practice I ever had was trying to suck a dick with braces on. Cause you have to, you know, like really cover your teeth so it doesn't shred it like a cheese grater.

• 27:18Speaker 03

  I just remembered the conversation we had at the plastic surgeon. Do you remember? She's like, you don't just gnaw on it sometimes?

• 27:25Bunnie XO?

  Oh, so good. I don't know. I love it. I love.

• 27:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, don't do that.

• 27:32Bunnie XO?

  Take a dick and just slap her face with it and just kinda like, you just, you're like, this is if you really love the dick, okay? You have to like really. But sometimes I take it and like, I'll put it in the back of my teeth and I just kinda chew on it a little bit and guys go crazy. Like they love it. I've never had a dude tell me no.

• 27:50Speaker 04

  They ever use Listerine?

• 27:51Speaker 06

  You said not on it, like, like the Snickers.

• 27:57Bunnie XO?

  Take a bite out of it. Um.

• 27:59Speaker 06

  That's crazy.

• 27:59Bunnie XO?

  Listerine is a bit.

• 28:01Speaker 04

  Uh, like patches.

• 28:02Bunnie XO?

  Oh, the strips? No, but I have, I've done like other stuff, you know, like.

• 28:07Speaker 03

  Like what?

• 28:08Bunnie XO?

  Ice, you know, fucking, I can't think right now, but I've, I've done it all. But no, I haven't done the Listerine strips.

• 28:15Speaker 06

  What's the worst time to do it and the best time to do it?

• 28:18Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, when's the worst time and when's the best time?

• 28:20Bunnie XO?

  Worst and best time for what?

• 28:21Speaker 03

  A blowjob.

• 28:22Speaker 04

  Uh, after you've drank all night and you have your freaking cotton mouth.

• 28:27Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I would.

• 28:28Speaker 04

  I'll look at him, I'll be like, I got no spit.

• 28:30Bunnie XO?

  So here's the thing, when you're like that, you need to choke yourself with the dick. Literally let the dick make you gag and your mouth will salivate so much that it would literally fi- it'll cover the dick and just all of, all the juice.

• 28:43Speaker 03

  Imagine just fucking. Survival. Expresso martinis coming out.

• 28:49Bunnie XO?

  Fuck.

• 28:49Speaker 03

  That's wild.

• 28:50Bunnie XO?

  No, but that's what you do. You use the dick to just fucking make yourself gag and then it just instantly makes your mouth wet. Never have a problem.

• 28:58Speaker 03

  I will say though, like girls who have really ga- bad gag reflexes and you have a hard time with it, if you just hold on to your thumb. My thumb just popped.

• 29:07Bunnie XO?

  That was aggressive.

• 29:10Speaker 03

  Okay, if you clench your thumbs and you focus on that, like even if it's just one, because you want to use your other hand while you're giving head, it, you won't gag.

• 29:21Speaker 04

  So I, I do this and I.

• 29:23Speaker 03

  No, no, you can just one, just like one, like you don't have to make it super obvious, but like if you don't want to gag.

• 29:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, don't be in the middle like.

• 29:33Speaker 03

  But yeah, if you, if you have a really bad gag reflex, you can just hold your thumb down really, really tight.

• 29:38Speaker 04

  I lowkey feel like guys like when you gag though.

• 29:41Bunnie XO?

  Oh, they love it. It makes spit on it, you can do all that stuff.

• 29:45Speaker 04

  It makes them feel like their dick is big.

• 29:47Speaker 03

  Yes, but there are some girls who can't even like function.

• 29:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 29:50Speaker 03

  Giving head.

• 29:51Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 29:51Speaker 03

  They're not all like you Haley.

• 29:53Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Listen, I will suck the sleeve off of a fucking wiener. Okay, I'm horny.

• 30:04Speaker 04

  I'm fucking ovulating or no?

• 30:07Bunnie XO?

  I'm literally like, my period's about to start, so that's probably why too. I get feral right before my period.

• 30:12Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 30:13Bunnie XO?

  Like ready to roll.

• 30:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:17Speaker 03

  All right.

• 30:24Bunnie XO?

  If you guys want to be a part of Ask How Confess, please, every Sunday, go, or actually, any day of the week, just go and fucking DM us ATC. Tell us exactly your story and we will pick it throughout the week and read it.

• 30:36Speaker 03

  I would like to read this one only because she took off the nails on her thumbs to write it because she said that she wouldn't be able to type all of this out without with having her nails on. She said, I took my thumbnails off just to type this for you. My sister loves to drink. She consistently goes through people's things. That

• 30:54Bunnie XO?

  What?

• 30:55Speaker 03

  Says she likes to drink, but she also loves to consistently go through other people's things. So she scavenges. She'll go through other people's perfumes, lotions, clothes, makeup, and their liquor. But my sister was not having it. So fast forward, we became dancers together, me and my friend at the time, maybe six months in. Now I'm pregnant, working way less, but still wanted to see my friends, went to a pool party. She invited all of us. And at the time, I couldn't drink. So my sister, who does her normal thing, decided to go through and rummage through this woman's stuff. She doesn't steal, but worse, she ends up finding a bottle of vodka. She didn't

• 31:36Speaker 03

  steal any of her lotions or her perfumes, but just this cheap bottle of vodka. When the sister got home, she said, hey, I thought you said you didn't have any alcohol. She said, yeah, the only alcohol we had was the one with her brother's ashes in the bottle. So this girl literally stole the vodka from this lady's house, but it was a tribute and had the ashes of her brother in it, and she drank it at the pool.

• 32:02Bunnie XO?

  Oh, fuck, dude.

• 32:04Speaker 03

  They never told the lady and they put the bottle back.

• 32:09Speaker 03

  You're a bad person.

• 32:10Bunnie XO?

  Was there also liquid in the bottle, too?

• 32:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:13Bunnie XO?

  Oh, okay, god.

• 32:14Speaker 03

  Some people have displays and stuff.

• 32:16Bunnie XO?

  I thought it was just straight ashes. I'm like, how do you tell that's not?

• 32:19Speaker 04

  That story was very like, my sister's an alcoholic, here's an alcoholic story.

• 32:24Bunnie XO?

  Tale of an alcoholic. I don't understand why, um. Okay, so if it's alcohol, wouldn't you see the black ashes in there?

• 32:38Speaker 04

  I mean, it was a dark bottle.

• 32:39Speaker 03

  But she said it was like cheap vodka. So you know how sometimes they wrap the whole bottle like you, there's no way to really.

• 32:44Speaker 04

  Maybe it was like a dark, a super dark color vodka.

• 32:47Bunnie XO?

  Okay, cuz I was like, you would be able to, it looked like sand in there.

• 32:50Speaker 03

  Looks like gold slager.

• 32:51Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like, what are we doing?

• 32:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:54Bunnie XO?

  I'd fucking freak out.

• 32:55Speaker 03

  You've got those ones that are like wrapped and stuff like that, but yeah.

• 32:58Bunnie XO?

  Alright, well, okay.

• 33:00Speaker 03

  Imagine you drink someone's ashes.

• 33:01Speaker 04

  Feel the grittiness?

• 33:03Bunnie XO?

  You think you get drunker?

• 33:04Speaker 03

  Can't handle it. I mean, but like, they could have just sprinkled some in, and not saying that the whole urn was in there.

• 33:09Speaker 04

  Not his whole body?

• 33:11Speaker 03

  Did you guys see that? Never mind. I don't know if we can keep this in. Have you guys seen the one where they're dumping out the ashes? It was like a fuck ton of ashes. How much of her was it?

• 33:23Bunnie XO?

  What the?

• 33:25Bunnie XO?

  I don't think so.

• 33:27Speaker 04

  That would be me. You guys would just keep dumping. You're like, damn.

• 33:34Speaker 04

  No, that's my biggest fear, already being dead. And I, I still have a lot of ashes.

• 33:40Speaker 03

  It just like, it keeps going.

• 33:43Bunnie XO?

  What about the people who get burned and they have like metal parts? So like the metal parts and abstain.

• 33:49Speaker 03

  They have a bucket of them. They have them next to the incinerator. Like they just have a bucket of body parts.

• 33:54Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like if you had a hip replacement or a knee replacement, like, yeah.

• 33:58Speaker 03

  Did you guys see the one where the lady ate her husband's ashes? She used to like literally like dipstick it like finger.

• 34:04Speaker 04

  Was that my turn?

• 34:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, my strange addiction. She ate her husband's ashes. She said it just started one night and then eventually she ate half of him.

• 34:09Bunnie XO?

  That's love. That's love. That's crazy. My boo don't do that.

• 34:13Speaker 04

  Oh, my spouse eats.

• 34:14Bunnie XO?

  I'm coming back.

• 34:17Bunnie XO?

  That's love. I'm just saying. Alright, guys, we are on our way. Jackson Hole, I gotta go pack. Love you. Bye bye.

• 34:27Bunnie XO?

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• 35:10Bunnie XO?

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