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Conan chats with Eugenia in Madrid about how to help her Irish-American boyfriend get more comfortable with Public Displays of Affection. Wanna get a chance to talk to Conan? Submit here: teamcoco.com/apply

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• 1:39Conan O'Brien?

  Eugenia Fernandez de los Ronderos Jimenez.

• 1:43Speaker 02

  That's me. That's too long, too long. I know, always travel in the customs when you're gonna try to get to see my family in the US, but yeah.

• 1:53Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, so that's... So say... tell me how to pronounce your name. I wanna make sure I say it correctly.

• 1:58Speaker 02

  Eugenia.

• 1:59Conan O'Brien?

  Eugenia, I am Conando.

• 2:02Speaker 02

  I'm a little bit of a Spanish American.

• 2:03Conan O'Brien?

  Let's see. Tell us, Eugenia, tell me a little bit about yourself. Where are you right now in the world?

• 2:10Speaker 02

  So, right now, I'm in Madrid, Spain. From my house. And I work here as a physician resident in a hospital.

• 2:19Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, okay. Very good. You work in a hospital. And you take care of people. That's very good. I like that. And you mentioned that you have American relatives. Is that true?

• 2:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, my fiance, he's American. He's Irish-American, Sean Dempsey.

• 2:41Speaker 02

  Irish-American.

• 2:42Conan O'Brien?

  I like how your accent dropped on that. Yeah, wait. Your fiance is Irish-American and his name is Sean Dempsey.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  I hear in Spain, people call him Chong, Chang. See, in basically written, because people cannot really pronounce his name. So.

• 2:59Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, well, I'm sure anything's okay with Sean.

• 3:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was my one sometimes when he gets tired.

• 3:06Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, guess what?

• 3:07Speaker 02

  He's not going to really say his name, right?

• 3:08Conan O'Brien?

  The Irish, we just don't care. As long as we're welcomed in and someone has something to drink and something to eat, we're fine. You know? Call me whatever you want.

• 3:16Speaker 02

  And that's how it is here.

• 3:17Conan O'Brien?

  So, tell me a little bit. How did you meet this guy?

• 3:21Speaker 02

  We met in 2016. He went to study abroad. He came actually to my hometown, Seville, in southern Spain. A lot of Americans go to study there abroad, actually. And we fell kind of in love, but it didn't make any sense. I was 19 and I was studying medicine. After a year, we met again. And that's how we decided, like, even one year, we couldn't meet anyone that fit that.

• 3:46Conan O'Brien?

  Well, I don't think it's that.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  They were trying.

• 3:47Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, Eugenia, I don't think it's that you couldn't meet anyone. I just think he was the special one. He was the one.

• 3:53Speaker 02

  He was the one.

• 3:54Conan O'Brien?

  I don't think you should go around telling him.

• 3:58Conan O'Brien?

  I waited and when it just, no one came along!

• 4:01Speaker 03

  You'll do.

• 4:02Conan O'Brien?

  You'll do.

• 4:04Speaker 02

  He's fine. He's got used to the Spanish way of being in a relationship with Spanish women, so he's fine.

• 4:11Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, well, what are the differences, say, between a Spanish woman and an Irish Catholic guy? What's the thing that, what's the biggest difference between you? How have you had to change him?

• 4:24Speaker 02

  That's tough, because I think we actually have a lot of things in common, like southern Spanish people and Irish people. But probably like the drinking culture, it sounds weird, but like we can start drinking at 12, in the noon, like 12 p.m. And then, and drink at 4 a.m. after being the whole day with our friends, eating and everything, but he and you guys like struggle with that type of culture. When you get smashed in 30 minutes and...

• 4:57Conan O'Brien?

  You guys, well, wait a minute. Hold on a second. Let's clean up a few things here, Eugenia. If that's even your real name, you're saying that you guys can start drinking at noon and you can go to 4 a.m. and it's no problem, right? That you can tolerate it, you're fine, you paste yourselves. And are you saying that, what does, what does he and his family do that's different?

• 5:23Speaker 02

  Just, I mean, it's the less, yeah, start earlier, way earlier, like breakfast early and finish before lunch.

• 5:34Conan O'Brien?

  And, and, and maybe, okay, Sean may have a problem.

• 5:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, this might not be an Irish drink.

• 5:42Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, I don't think it's, I mean, so he's starting at breakfast and then at noon he sort of passes out.

• 5:49Speaker 02

  He's been four years in Spain, he's got a rehab since.

• 5:52Conan O'Brien?

  What?

• 5:53Speaker 02

  Oh shit, he's been four years in Spain, so already living here with me. So he came along with the culture here and now he's totally fine.

• 6:02Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, okay. We thought you meant, we thought you meant he went to rehab and suddenly we weren't laughing. And it wasn't a joke. But now that we've learned he hasn't gone to rehab, we think it's really funny again.

• 6:13Speaker 02

  Language barrier.

• 6:14Conan O'Brien?

  And now it's fantastic. Now, it's fun when you can laugh about it. Um, what about, okay, drinking aside, what are other things that maybe were different about the two of you? Do you know what I mean?

• 6:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think the biggest main thing at the beginning of our relationship was PDA. We don't have that in Spain or Europe.

• 6:37Conan O'Brien?

  What do you mean? You don't have-

• 6:39Speaker 02

  Public display of affection.

• 6:41Conan O'Brien?

  You, you don't show affection publicly, or you do?

• 6:44Speaker 02

  We do, we do, and we don't care about what other people think. So it was very violent for him at the beginning. He was raised, part of his life in the Midwest.

• 6:53Speaker 03

  Oh, boy.

• 6:54Speaker 02

  So, yeah, but then he told me about that and I learned to respect it. This is a cultural difference. At the, at the beginning, I thought he didn't like me. Because he was like, kind of running-

• 7:03Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, no, let me explain something to you, Eugenia. I think it is a very Irish thing, which is, we are kind of uptight. And we don't show a lot of public displays of affection. Whereas, of course, I know it's a, but you, when I think about Spain, I think of people being very open with their emo-, you know, with their emotions. And so-

• 7:26Speaker 03

  You don't even know what to do with your hands right now.

• 7:29Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, you want me to simulate? You want to simulate?

• 7:32Speaker 03

  No, I don't want it.

• 7:33Conan O'Brien?

  No, okay then.

• 7:34Speaker 03

  But I think that you're like-

• 7:34Conan O'Brien?

  Then shut up!

• 7:35Speaker 03

  Trying to find the words. You can't even do private displays of affection.

• 7:39Speaker 02

  He's speaking in Spanish, he's got flamenco.

• 7:41Conan O'Brien?

  Eugenia. Eugenia, let me explain something to you. I've been married for 21 years and my wife has never seen me naked. Never. I, when I take a shower, I'm wearing a business suit.

• 7:54Speaker 03

  But this is her choice, though, right?

• 7:57Conan O'Brien?

  That she, well, she saw me once and she said, "I demand that you wear a five-piece suit." I didn't even know what a five-piece suit was. But Eugenia, there is a difference, which is,

• 8:09Conan O'Brien?

  we're more repressed. And I think, but I've learned, I've learned, I'm heavily medicated. I also drink a lot. And I live now in, in Southern California. And I've changed a little bit. And I think I could talk to Sean. And I could help him with his fear of public displays of affection. Because you're a very beautiful woman. I think he should be able to embrace you openly.

• 8:38Speaker 03

  What is that? You are so awkward. Oh, my god, it's like you're holding a tuba. That is so awkward.

• 8:44Conan O'Brien?

  Well, listen, I'm assuming she's wearing a parka.

• 8:48Conan O'Brien?

  It's cold, sometimes it gets cold.

• 8:50Speaker 01

  Is it a hug? Are you hugging?

• 8:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, what are you doing with your hands?

• 8:54Conan O'Brien?

  I'm sorry, I don't know how to act this out. Eugenia.

• 8:57Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 8:59Conan O'Brien?

  I'm gonna talk to-

• 9:00Speaker 02

  How do you do your finger up?

• 9:01Conan O'Brien?

  No, no, no, you're a very beautiful woman, I was just... I don't wanna put, even on your imaginary self, I don't wanna get too close because of, I think that's, you know, the whole me-too thing. So I'm being very, I'm showing, even in imaginary way, I'm showing a lot of respect and distance.

• 9:17Speaker 02

  And I have space.

• 9:18Conan O'Brien?

  I'm giving you your space. But anyway-

• 9:21Speaker 02

  Pretty Marty told counseling what we get for Sean, I think. Maybe you could show him a little bit the ways.

• 9:27Speaker 01

  What?

• 9:28Conan O'Brien?

  You want me to-

• 9:28Speaker 01

  He would show you?

• 9:29Conan O'Brien?

  You want me to show Sean? Give him some premarital counseling on how to be more affectionate in public?

• 9:35Speaker 03

  No.

• 9:36Speaker 02

  Maybe it could be a two-way kind of relation, where maybe your wife will be also happy that he tells you some tips about it, since you're also struggling.

• 9:45Conan O'Brien?

  No, no, no, we're, listen, we're not getting my wife involved in this, okay? You know, and it's not a two-way if my wife's involved. Listen, Eugenia, I feel for Sean because I know what he's going through, we are an uptight people. And so, what you're saying is, and I'd like you to actually say this, you think, do you think that I could come and help Sean with his public display of affection issues?

• 10:14Speaker 02

  I think you'd be very helpful if you, with Sean and his public display of affection issues.

• 10:18Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, you think I could maybe help him and coax him to be a little more of a Latin lover, so to speak?

• 10:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, like a coach, like a kind of a coaching-

• 10:28Speaker 01

  Eduardo's laughing really hard right now.

• 10:29Conan O'Brien?

  That's okay, I'm getting what I need to get.

• 10:32Speaker 03

  Do you just do it with someone that can speak the dead language of Latin?

• 10:35Conan O'Brien?

  No, I know exactly what I'm doing and I won't be pulled off track.

• 10:38Speaker 03

  Okay.

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• 15:40Conan O'Brien?

  So when is this wedding taking place?

• 15:43Speaker 02

  It's March 15th next year in Seville.

• 15:45Conan O'Brien?

  Okay.

• 15:46Speaker 02

  Spain.

• 15:47Conan O'Brien?

  I'd very much like to be at that wedding.

• 15:49Speaker 03

  Oh, boy.

• 15:50Speaker 02

  You will be very welcome, I think. I don't know what your wedding planner skills are, but I really need help to with my Irish-American guests over 30 to navigate the Spanish drinking culture and also Sean's fear of displaying affection in our own wedding.

• 16:06Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, this is what I'm going to say. I would happily help plan your wedding, okay? I would do that. I would plan your wedding. And my first, my only recommendation is that the Irish-Americans are restrained in their seats.

• 16:23Conan O'Brien?

  And that no alcohol is anywhere near them. And all the Spanish people can drink as much as they want, but not a drop for these Irish bastards. Not a drop.

• 16:35Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 16:36Conan O'Brien?

  And so...

• 16:37Speaker 02

  Do you think that's an easy job?

• 16:38Conan O'Brien?

  I think I can handle it. Let's just say I've been down this road before. So, um, yeah, I will help, I will help you navigate this because...

• 16:47Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 16:47Conan O'Brien?

  I know, I know what you're going through. And I feel like I have, clearly I understand where Sean is coming from. You know, he's shy. He doesn't know about making out in public. What's wrong with that?

• 17:02Speaker 01

  Did you, did you make up that he's shy? He might not be a shy person.

• 17:07Conan O'Brien?

  Wait, he's not shy?

• 17:09Speaker 02

  He could surprise you.

• 17:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:10Conan O'Brien?

  Why? You think he's gonna make a pass at me?

• 17:14Speaker 02

  He might be funnier, some jokes, they were like, ooh, wow. I thought you were shy.

• 17:20Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, okay, okay, yeah, no, I just meant physically, that's all, physically shy. I thought you meant like, he's a shy person. No, no, no, I just meant physically shy about in public displays of affection, if you're not. Well, I am having a great time with her, which you guys I can't seem to get in sync with. You should try reading the research, huh? What's that? Oh, I wonder what's this?

• 17:39Speaker 02

  No, it's interesting, because with like, for example, like, flamenco dancing is very expressive type of dancing.

• 17:45Conan O'Brien?

  Yep.

• 17:46Speaker 02

  Oh, and when he dances flamenco, he actually does a good job. He expresses himself well, but in other fields, he doesn't succeed, he doesn't succeed as much.

• 17:55Speaker 03

  Like, like what?

• 17:56Conan O'Brien?

  Like what other fields?

• 17:57Speaker 02

  Like, showing real affection, like, what you said, like, physical affection.

• 18:03Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah.

• 18:04Speaker 02

  Like, in public.

• 18:05Conan O'Brien?

  In public, yes, I'm sure, listen, all Irishmen, we're a little stilted and stuff in public, but in private, we are, um, we are very passionate. Come on. And I, I am, I, I'm sorry, I, I'm gonna speak up.

• 18:19Speaker 02

  I've never heard that.

• 18:20Conan O'Brien?

  What's that?

• 18:21Speaker 02

  Never heard that before.

• 18:24Conan O'Brien?

  You've never heard that before?

• 18:25Speaker 03

  She's engaged to an Irishman.

• 18:29Conan O'Brien?

  You, Henny, I'm not sure I can make this wedding.

• 18:33Speaker 02

  Oh, that's a pity.

• 18:34Conan O'Brien?

  I wanna help you, but you've gotta work with me here, and at least pretend that I'm a very, just pretend that I'm a very sensual man.

• 18:42Speaker 02

  I've, I've seen you in other stuff, and I think you can pull your sensual self when you want to, for sure.

• 18:49Conan O'Brien?

  Yes, no, it's very true, uh, I can be very sensual, um, when the time comes. When it's time, then I can be quite sensual. When the time comes. When the appropriate moment has arrived.

• 19:04Speaker 03

  7:30 PM, time to be sensual.

• 19:07Conan O'Brien?

  And Cialis.

• 19:10Speaker 03

  Saturday night for ten minutes.

• 19:12Conan O'Brien?

  Cialis will make sure you're ready when the time comes.

• 19:16Conan O'Brien?

  Um, all right, well, well, you know, um...

• 19:22Conan O'Brien?

  I I'm gonna do my best by by you. I really would like to try and help you. I'm obviously much older than Sean. I'm a very old man. I'm sure you can see.

• 19:32Speaker 02

  You don't look that old, I have to be honest.

• 19:34Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, really?

• 19:34Speaker 02

  You keep yourself in good shape, yeah.

• 19:36Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, thank you. I try.

• 19:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, you can tell.

• 19:40Conan O'Brien?

  I haven't had any work done on my face yet.

• 19:42Speaker 02

  You, yeah, suspiciously, you look suspiciously healthy.

• 19:47Speaker 03

  Conan O'Brien, suspiciously healthy.

• 19:50Conan O'Brien?

  Wait a minute. I look suspiciously healthy.

• 19:54Speaker 02

  What are you doing to that, John?

• 19:55Conan O'Brien?

  Do you think, do you think that I'm I'm doing something to my face or to my body?

• 19:59Speaker 02

  I think it's either botox or that you're using a lot of sunscreen because of your skin tone and everything, which could be both, but.

• 20:08Conan O'Brien?

  Well, first of all, I will tell you, I've never ever done, never ever done botox ever in my life. Uh, because I'm a comedian and I always worried like that. For, you know, that stuff freezes up your face and this thing's my money maker.

• 20:21Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 20:22Conan O'Brien?

  But, um, I don't use a lot of sunscreen. I just have never gone outside in my life.

• 20:29Speaker 02

  Okay, that explains a lot.

• 20:33Conan O'Brien?

  Sexy, huh? Does Sean go outside much?

• 20:37Speaker 02

  He does and he gets burned. That's why he uses a lot of cream, sunscreen.

• 20:40Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, yeah, it's always good when a man applies many creams.

• 20:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's not sexy at all to wear sunscreen all the time.

• 20:46Conan O'Brien?

  Well, it's not sexy to say, I'll be right with you, Eugenia, for our walk where I never touch you outside. But first, I must apply my creams. That's not good.

• 20:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, I wish holding hands, it's actually eye contact in, like, that's probably the first base that you guys need to cover.

• 21:06Conan O'Brien?

  Wait, he doesn't make eye contact with you?

• 21:08Speaker 02

  Eye contact is hard, yeah, for him.

• 21:10Conan O'Brien?

  Have you had his, uh, eyesight checked? Maybe he can't see you.

• 21:16Conan O'Brien?

  Maybe he's, maybe he's so drunk by noon that he doesn't know which Eugenia to look at.

• 21:23Speaker 03

  I love you and I love.

• 21:25Speaker 02

  I mean. Yeah.

• 21:28Conan O'Brien?

  Well, is Sean aware of my tomfoolery? Has he ever listened to the podcast or anything?

• 21:33Speaker 02

  He has. Yeah, he went back to you through me. I brought you back to him and he also is a huge fan.

• 21:41Conan O'Brien?

  That's nice. That's important for me to know.

• 21:43Speaker 02

  It is. Yeah, respect.

• 21:44Conan O'Brien?

  Because if he's not a fan, I'm not gonna help him, you know?

• 21:47Speaker 02

  No. I mean, you can always pretend, but...

• 21:50Speaker 03

  Does he know that you're getting advice about your relationship from Conan on here today?

• 21:55Speaker 02

  He's aware, and he wishes he could be here with me, bud.

• 21:58Conan O'Brien?

  Well...

• 21:58Speaker 02

  I think he was surprising, but...

• 22:00Conan O'Brien?

  I think, um, Eugenia, um, I am, uh, I would like to help you. I really would, and I'd like to talk to him. Because as I say, I know where he's coming from. I used to be, believe it or not, I used to be an uptight Irish guy. But I've changed. I live in Southern California, um, and, uh, I've done a lot of work.

• 22:20Speaker 02

  That's it.

• 22:20Conan O'Brien?

  On my body. I've read the Kama Sutra.

• 22:22Speaker 03

  Oh, boy.

• 22:23Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 22:24Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah. I didn't know it was the Kama Sutra. I thought it was an in-flight manual.

• 22:28Speaker 03

  In some ways, it is.

• 22:29Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, I thought it was what to do in case of a crash. Um, uh, I didn't know why these people were getting together during a plane crash. But anyway, um, so, uh, but I, uh, I feel like I could be, and I also would like to get in touch with my... I think I have an inner, uh, Latin side, an inner Spanish side that should come out.

• 22:49Speaker 02

  I think every, not every, but many Irish-Americans do have a lot of repressed Latin soul in them. And when they release them, it's like a very interesting experience. I will get on camera. Yeah, for, yeah.

• 23:03Conan O'Brien?

  Very good.

• 23:03Speaker 02

  I'll be recording.

• 23:04Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah.

• 23:04Speaker 02

  For you guys.

• 23:05Conan O'Brien?

  Well, I do not wish my sensual side to be recorded. We did that once, and it's doing very well in Switzerland.

• 23:13Speaker 03

  What?

• 23:13Conan O'Brien?

  It's, uh... It's a film that's, uh, I'm trying to live down. But I performed well. Listen, uh, I want to thank you, uh, for talking to us. And I want to wish you and Sean the best. He's, he's got an ins-

• 23:28Speaker 02

  Thank you so much.

• 23:29Conan O'Brien?

  What'd you say?

• 23:30Speaker 01

  I'm just so defeated.

• 23:31Speaker 03

  Well, I just looked over at Sona and this is what she was doing.

• 23:35Conan O'Brien?

  Wait, what's wrong with you?

• 23:36Speaker 02

  What?

• 23:37Speaker 01

  What do you mean, what's wrong with me?

• 23:38Conan O'Brien?

  Why are you defeated?

• 23:39Speaker 01

  I just don't want, I don't want to hear so much about your sexual prowess. And I think that it's kind of sad that you're saying so much, acting like-

• 23:46Conan O'Brien?

  I'm only talking about it so much because, you know, of my failings.

• 23:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, but you-

• 23:50Conan O'Brien?

  Oh wait, that is sad.

• 23:51Speaker 01

  That is sad. Yeah, you get very squeamish when women talk about like certain parts of their bodies. And you're gonna go teach this guy about how to be more sexual. It's just, it's just funny.

• 24:03Conan O'Brien?

  Well, Sona, you're a little, Sona's a little extreme. She talks about things that normal people don't talk about.

• 24:09Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 24:10Conan O'Brien?

  She's very graphic and I don't think, I don't get that sense from, uh, Eugenia Fernandez de los Ronderos Jimenez.

• 24:18Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 24:19Conan O'Brien?

  You know what I mean? She's, I don't think she's walking around talking about various graphic things. I think she just wants some eye contact and, uh, some more little sensuality from her man. That's all you want, yes?

• 24:31Speaker 02

  Yep, exactly.

• 24:32Speaker 03

  And show us again how you're gonna hold her.

• 24:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:35Conan O'Brien?

  I'm gonna teach him to hold you like this.

• 24:38Speaker 03

  Like you're burping your baby.

• 24:40Speaker 02

  Like a koala.

• 24:41Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah. Him giving you a eucalyptus leaf? And that's the, yeah.

• 24:46Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 24:47Conan O'Brien?

  You went, "Ooh," wasn't that kind of sensual, the eucalyptus leaf?

• 24:50Speaker 02

  You learned that in Kama Sutra?

• 24:54Conan O'Brien?

  It's the special Australian edition, yes. Well, Eugenia, I love talking to you. Congratulations on your upcoming, I love this word, nuptials. And, um, tell, uh, tell Sean that Conan says, "Hey," and Conan's gonna help him.

• 25:11Speaker 02

  Thank you so much, Conan. Thank you so much, guys. Nice to meet you all.

• 25:15Conan O'Brien?

  Bye-bye. See you later. Bye-bye.

• 25:17Speaker 02

  Adios. Bye.

• 25:22Speaker 04

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• 25:37Speaker 04

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• 26:06Conan O'Brien?

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• 26:15Speaker 01

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• 26:20Speaker 01

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• 26:20Conan O'Brien?

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  Uh, no, but maybe-

• 26:23Conan O'Brien?

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  I know, I remember that. That was not good.

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• 26:50Conan O'Brien?

  When you hear Alka-Seltzer, you probably think heartburn, right?

• 26:52Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 26:53Conan O'Brien?

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• 27:01Speaker 04

  No, but I feel like we need it.

• 27:02Conan O'Brien?

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• 27:03Speaker 04

  I know, you expect me to know everything.

• 27:05Conan O'Brien?

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• 27:06Speaker 04

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