Kylie & Leanne Morgan on Perimenopause Secrets, An Ode to Donna Kelce & Grandparent Boundaries | Ep. 85

Kylie’s back for a brand new episode of Not Gonna Lie brought to you by Invisalign! She’s joined by the hilarious comedian, fellow mom, and friend of the family: Leanne Morgan (23:30)! Kylie and Leanne go all in on her friendship with Donna, the truth behind perimenopause (52:10), and how she doesn’t curse… but how she still gets dirty in her stand-up (33:10). But before Leanne joins the show, Kylie talks about how she’s OUT on Wawa sushi, and how it was finally going to the USWNT friendly against Spain (1:47). Kylie also gives her honest opinions about hiding your period from your husband (7:46), and not being allowed to take breast pumps on a plane (11:35). Then, Kylie gives her best recap of the Eagles game in London (trying her best to stay positive), the EAF All Abilities Clinic, and Jason in the booth (17:26). After that, Leanne joins the show to talk all about spoiling her grandbabies and how they are not her son’s babies; they are “our babies" (29:39) Plus, she goes on to bond with Kylie about the ‘wild’ third child, what happened with the hot pink snowsuit, and Bennie’s obsession with press-on nails. Later, she gives her tell-all of what Kylie should really be expecting out of perimenopause, promising it won’t be as scary as it looks to millennials. You can find even more clips from Kylie’s longer conversation with Leanne on our YouTube channel on More Sh*t Monday. . Download the full podcast here: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/not-gonna-lie-with-kylie-kelce/id1780888125 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0RgXbSGGmwpzAyeLHbDqUD?si=4585dab89c4f4c11&nd=1&dlsi=e178bf324b99403f Follow Not Gonna Lie on Social Media for all the best moments from the show: lnk.to/j61XD8 Purchase NGL Merch: https://www.nglkylie.com Support the show: Invisalign: It's never too late to start – find your local Invisalign doctor today!​ https://www.invisalign.com/find-a-doctor?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=influencer&utm_campaign=mom_consideration-docloc_national__oct2026&utm_content=kylie_kelce ​ CVS Health: Go to https://CVS.com/app to learn more and download the app now. Visa: This episode is presented by Visa. Paying with Visa. That’s a Pro Move. Allstate: If it’s important to you, it’s important to Allstate. Switch to Allstate and you could save hundreds on home insurance today. NOT AVAILABLE IN EVERY STATE. Potential savings vary. Subject to terms and qualifications. Allstate North American Insurance Company and affiliates: Northbrook, Illinois. Pull Ups: Buy Pull-Ups with Learning Layer now, designed to help kids learn wet from dry! https://www.pullups.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:02Speaker 00

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• 0:47Kylie Kelce?

  For probably three days ahead of my period, I eat like a garbage disposal. Wait, why would you not just have hubby shave you? I let my husband give me a lineup. I'm sorry, what?

• 1:00Speaker 03

  Is your little uterus alright? I talk about nasty stuff though Kylie. I do love the word butthole. I think butthole is so funny.

• 1:08Kylie Kelce?

  Perimenopause.

• 1:10Speaker 03

  It is rough. It lasts 10 years. Perimenopause lasts 10 years.

• 1:13Kylie Kelce?

  So dumb. Not gonna lie, I don't sound my best. And that's because I was trying to make sure that Trevor Lawrence couldn't call a single play effectively.

• 1:29Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah, I was also trying to, I mean, 109, section 109 in that stadium, really, we showed up.

• 1:37Kylie Kelce?

  We did our best.

• 1:40Kylie Kelce?

  And I'm so pissed about it. Let's get this podcast started.

• 1:47Kylie Kelce?

  Welcome back to a brand new episode of Not Gonna Lie, a Wave original brought to you by Invisalign. I'm your host Kylie Kelsey. Still crashing out about the end of last week's Eagles game.

• 1:59Kylie Kelce?

  I fear we don't have time for me to fully crash out. So I'm just, I'm gonna leave it at that. I will write it down for Wawa, but I might have to draw the line at sushi. Guys, we don't have to do everything. Let's cut that out. Just a thought. I think the key word here is that Wawa is testing sushi in the Philly suburbs.

• 2:26Kylie Kelce?

  I think we should just mark that one a fail and move on. And also, a supporter of all women's sports, especially when they're played in my own backyard. That's right. Tonight, we are headed to the US Women's National Team game versus Spain, because it's right here in Philadelphia. We're recording this a few hours before the game, so here's my best attempt at some pre-recorded reactions. Congrats to Team USA. That goal by Ashley Sanchez and Dora Mallory Swanson was ridiculous. I mean, I can't believe I finally got to meet Trinity Rodman and her boyfriend Ben Shelton. Trinity Rodman is hilarious and a fucking boss. To the ladies from Spain. Well played, and we'll see you next time. Maybe we'll meet up at the World Cup.

• 3:10Kylie Kelce?

  Great, okay, nailed it. Coming up on today's episode, I'm gonna talk about this viral TikTok about hiding period products from men. Plus, I was just in London, so I'm gonna talk about Jason's Eagles booth debut and bringing EAF abroad. After that, I'm gonna be joined by a hilarious stand-up comedian and actress. She's a friend of the family and a fellow mom, Leanne Morgan. It's so, you have to stay tuned. It's, I love her. I just wanna, I wanna package her up. I wanna take her everywhere with me. Cause if I do that, she said she would throw in a little wash and start the crock pot. So, how about that? Seriously, stick around. Before we get to all that, a quick couple NGL announcements. Rapid fire style.

• 3:54Kylie Kelce?

  Is it actually rapid fire or is it medium fire? Sure, let's see. First announcement, no new NGL episode next week, but we'll be back on October 29th for our annual Halloween episode. Queen Emma wants to know if I'm gonna wear a costume. Maybe. Do we have a very special guest? I don't know, maybe. Next, the reason we don't have an NGL episode next week is because we're officially back in production for FAFO, and the NGL team is on the move. We have three different shoots in a matter of days. Some hints, because I'm really good at being subtle. Think Christmas, like as Christmasy as it gets even. I should start stretching now. Actually, I should have started stretching

• 4:37Kylie Kelce?

  six months ago. But here we are. We'll see how it goes. The next episode, your clue is a Madonna mic. See, cool people would say a Madonna mic. I would say a McDonald's mic, because my sister and I used to use that to pretend we were working at a drive-thru.

• 5:00Kylie Kelce?

  Whatever. And last but not least, your Queen Emma-approved clue,

• 5:06Kylie Kelce?

  Cleveland Heights. It's that simple? We're going that simple? I love that. All right, that's it for announcements, because we gotta get to some of the real ones. Best work yet with a fresh edition of Real One Comments of the Week. First of all, we hear you loud and clear that we absolutely need to have Cyrus back as our NFL correspondent. We agree with you. We know that. But you guys were in the comments. Someone said, "If we don't get to keep Cyrus, we mutiny at dawn." Not really, but I know many of us will be heartbroken. Correct, including me. Someone else said, "I didn't know Kylie and Cyrus was football/fashion partnership that we needed." I also agree with you. I could really use some help. Just know, we're actively working on it.

• 5:50Kylie Kelce?

  Maybe we'll have them on in person next time. New York, maybe? Okay, now, I'm also glad the Real Ones loved Jen Hamilton as much as I did. And your comments on the poop ninja and the hidden temple clips were perfect, perfect, perfect. Someone said, "My nurse was like, 'Girlie, why are you not pushing?'" And I finally said, "I'm scared to fart." And she goes, "Oh honey, that's silly." And raised her leg and farted so loud. It was what I needed, and I swear, I laughed that baby out. Nurses are angels. Well done. The next comment said, "Probably the only downfall to my water birth was having to watch my poor midwife fish turds out of the water with a cup."

• 6:34Kylie Kelce?

  You know, the things I never thought about. I didn't even think about that. So that's a fun new adventure that is gonna live in my brain. I really am so happy that I opened up this conversation about shitting and labor, because you guys know, farts are funny around here. And also, can't be poop shy when you're trying to bear down and have a human being exit your body. We can't, we just can't. There's, that is, that baby's coming out come hell or high water. And if that means that we're pushing hard enough that everything exits,

• 7:07Kylie Kelce?

  peace. Gotta go. And we also got multiple comments like this one. Wait, why would you not just have hubby shave you? "I let my husband give me a lineup. Even if I feel lazy, no pregnancy needed."

• 7:27Kylie Kelce?

  I'm sorry, what? I'm actually, I'm actually gonna take a surprising angle here on this one.

• 7:36Kylie Kelce?

  Speaking strictly about the body parts that you can see on my husband, that you guys can see on my husband,

• 7:47Kylie Kelce?

  you think I'm gonna let a man who has a full beard

• 7:52Kylie Kelce?

  try to navigate lady lips? Are you kidding me? With a razor? Guys, what? Immediately know.

• 8:02Kylie Kelce?

  He doesn't even, he doesn't even clean up his own beard. And you want me to, huh? No. That's an interesting take, but I'm going a big fat hell no on that one. I literally cannot wrap my brain around that. The fact that someone wrote this as a suggestion is kinda wild. That's ballsy Christina, I respect it. I don't agree with it. That's it for Real One Comments. Keep them coming. Let's keep it moving with a little Doom Scroll of the Week, brought to you by CVS. First up on Doom Scroll, apparently there's a trending TikTok conversation right now about how your husband or boyfriend should quote, "Never know you're on your period." Thankfully, this queen is having none of this. Queen Emma the Clip, please.

• 8:44Speaker 04

  So, there's this conversation going around right now about someone saying that, you know, your man should never know when you're on your period. And I just wanna let you know that if you have to hide the fact that you're bleeding for seven days from that man, he's not the one for you. As a matter of fact, he doesn't even like you.

• 9:01Kylie Kelce?

  Why is this a conver- why is this a conversation? I'm genuinely concerned. Y'all are dating people who you can't tell them when you're on your period?

• 9:11Kylie Kelce?

  Do you know how many changes a woman's body goes through in a month? Right? And do you know how many changes a woman's body goes through on her period? Do you know how many emotional changes she's going through? How many physical changes and problems and stuff that she's going through? And you want me to keep that from the person who's supposed to be my comfort? For the sake of what? What?

• 9:35Kylie Kelce?

  For who?

• 9:38Kylie Kelce?

  Bitch, you got off scot-free with a wiener and balls, okay? You are fucking cruising through life with the only severe threat being if something hits those balls. And you're gonna fucking try and tell me that when I, my entire uterus evacuates itself once a month for six, seven days, that I'm supposed to fucking be, I'm supposed to be just coy about the whole situ- go fuck yourself. Let me tell you about what happens in our house. For probably three days ahead of my period, I eat like a garbage disposal. I mean, you lit, I could eat us out of house and home, okay?

• 10:20Kylie Kelce?

  I, there is not a single thing that I lock eyes with where I'm like, hmm, no, I couldn't. I could and I will for three days. And if I do not eat everything in sight, sometimes even if I do, I am mean, mean, for absolutely no reason, out of the blue, not the whole day. I'm not mean the whole day, but every so often, she comes out.

• 10:48Kylie Kelce?

  Run, run. It being me, of fully aware, it's because now I'm not in it right now. Run. And then after I'm mean, I might cry about it. Here's the deal, we're on a roller coaster. And your man is supposed to ride it with you. Cause you're partners, you're in it together. Why are we hiding our periods? Why don't you pop them on a TENS machine? And see if they're still sensitive about it? Okay? You give them pseudo-period cramps, pretend-period cramps, and then you find out if they feel sensitive about it. Still.

• 11:34Kylie Kelce?

  Okay? These men who want you to hide your period from them, or like that you feel inclined to hide your period from, they've never had a cold on their period and it shows, okay? They've never had a sneeze or cough. You know exactly where I'm going with this. You know where I'm going with this. You're on day two of your period, you sneeze or cough? And you, like, good luck. Good luck. That's, that's a trust exercise. Hiding that from men,

• 12:13Kylie Kelce?

  you're doing too much for them. You need to do less. Also, what happens when they have daughters? Next scroll is a candidate for, you know what's fucked up? You know what's fucked up? A gate agent tried to tell this mom, she needed her infant with her in order to board with her breastfeeding equipment. I'm so sorry. What?

• 12:35Speaker 01

  You are not traveling with an infant, with a baby. That is the thing. If you are traveling with an infant, yes. But, but why would, traveling with an infant, you still have to pump. It's breast pump parts with the, with the baggage allowance. The flight's not even, it's still 90 seats on the flight too. So I'm not understanding, like, what's the difference of checking it or not? Like, if it's a medical parts, you can check everything in there. It's all nursing stuff. It's, it's, it's breast pump and like parts. That's, that's just like, that's what your policy says online. Yes, I agree. It says so, if you are traveling with an infant. But in this case, you are not traveling with an infant. So. That wouldn't even make sense if I was traveling with an infant. I wouldn't need a breast pump.

• 13:17Kylie Kelce?

  Queen Emma really likes to rage beat me. She enjoys it a lot. It excites her soul. Someone commented and said, quote, "You are not traveling with an infant." Okay, but I'm traveling with my boobs.

• 13:34Kylie Kelce?

  As someone who has traveled away from my children while I was still breastfeeding, although it was for a short period of time, anyone who has been in the breastfeeding trenches knows that for a bare minimum supplier like myself, if I do not pump every three hours on the dot, sometimes more frequently when I am away from a breastfeeding baby of mine, I will lose supply. There isn't like, there is no if, ands, or buts about it. I will lose my supply. Like, I will not have it anymore. The idea that you are only allowed to travel with a pump, with an infant, is a wild take.

• 14:17Kylie Kelce?

  Now, I'm hopeful, I'm hoping, that the person, the employee that this woman was speaking to, later on, walked away from this instance and realized how wrong they were. That being said, this is why we should continue talking about breastfeeding. This is why we should continue talking about pumping. This is why we should continue having all these conversations of things that women are experiencing. And not necessarily like putting people on blast, but making sure that it is a widely discussed topic. So that when things like this happen, if this gate agent is not going to hear out this mom, then someone standing by, man, woman, whoever, hears this and says,

• 15:01Kylie Kelce?

  "Hey, like, it actually makes more sense to have the pump if she doesn't have a baby with her." Because I would assume she's going home to a baby that needs the milk that her body is making. Ridiculous. God, that's horrific. Ugh, annoying. Next up, Queen Emma is telling me, I might want to grab some tissues for this one because this message, Bam left for Asia Wilson after winning her fifth MVP. Might get me. Queen Emma of the clip, please.

• 15:29Speaker 05

  I just can't put into words how special you are to not only me, but the Aces, the city of Vegas. Like, when you do what you do, you change so many people's lives and it's so impactful. And I'm blessed to be a part of it. You have five. And I'm here to gas you up every single day. I don't care what anybody else says. You're the greatest of all time. I want you to know, it will always be celebrated. I will always celebrate you. I will always be the one to be like, yeah, that's my wife getting the fifth MVP.

• 15:59Kylie Kelce?

  First of all, congratulations, Asia, on your fifth MVP. Boss ass shit. Boss shit right there. God, I love that so much. Um, some stats, no other player in WNBA history has won it more than three times. Uh, averaged 26 points and 9.4 rebounds per game. Only eight players in the NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL, and WNBA have won five or more MVPs in their career. Only eight.

• 16:34Kylie Kelce?

  Eight. Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, Barry Bonds, Peyton Manning, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Bill Russell, Gordie Howe. First of all, something to note, I would like to call it out because all of those athletes that I just named, men.

• 16:55Kylie Kelce?

  Asia fucking did that. She fucking did that, okay? We called her the goat when she was on last year. Now even more awards, okay?

• 17:08Kylie Kelce?

  She's not done, is what she said. She's got shit to do. Also, can we just have a moment for how cute Asia and Bam are? Was that not the sweetest fuck all? That was such a nice message.

• 17:22Kylie Kelce?

  Guys, you really, that's, oh God, I love that so much. That is so good. Asia, forever grateful that you spent your time coming on this podcast. I still have your amazing shoes here in studio.

• 17:36Kylie Kelce?

  If you ever want to teach me how to get some use out of them, I welcome it. But I know you're busy, because you're out here winning your fifth MVP. That's fucking insane.

• 17:50Kylie Kelce?

  Outstanding. Maybe we should get them on to do the newlyweds game. Should we get them on to do newlywed style game? Let's try. Asia and Bam, if you want to come on, let's do it. All right, that's it for Doom Scroll of the Week, brought to you by CVS. Leanne Morgan is coming up, but first, the return of Places Kylie Has Some Business Being, brought to you by Invisalign. This past weekend, the real ones may have seen, I was in London for the Eagles Jaguars game. And in an attempt to heal, I'm not going to talk about the actual game again. Because, yikes. Am I right? Yuck.

• 18:23Kylie Kelce?

  Boo. Guys, we were so, we were so close. Part of me is like, we were so close and the other part of me is like, it shouldn't have even been that close. You know what I'm saying?

• 18:38Kylie Kelce?

  What I will say, let me get, let me be positive. I was very proud. We were able to do an EAF All Abilities Clinic in London. And although I did not make it out there because I couldn't be out there that early, it meant that 80 athletes from the London area were able to participate in an All Abilities Football Clinic. And while we were there as an organization, an amazing announcement was made that Jeffrey Lurie was donating $670,000 to support London-based autism research. These types of collaborative efforts are incredible. It's an opportunity

• 19:17Kylie Kelce?

  for us to not only share what has been found in the research that EAF has funded other places, but it also allows us to show an investment in other communities that are welcoming to American football. I also went to an Eagles takeover at Trafalgar Square. They were silly and let me have a microphone in the middle of a turf. So of course I gave them an Eagles chant. I got to meet a number of people. It was such a great time. As much as I love being behind the scenes, it is so much fun to meet really fellow Eagles fans because we get to cheer on the same team and that's a bonding experience. Everybody knows that. Someone did ask me why I was not wearing my Princess Cayenne jacket in London and that's

• 20:02Kylie Kelce?

  because I don't accept that name. So how about that?

• 20:10Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah, I was not going to encourage that nonsense. I was at the game, of course, to support the Birds, but it was also Jason's first time in the booth, calling an Eagles game specifically. I did get to go up and see him working in the booth. I'm impressed with his stamina for standing. That's a development. And also just really impressed with his knowledge. I get to hear how incredibly thoughtful and calculated and, and studied he is when it, when it comes to football. But getting to hear how he explains it to other people, getting to hear him share his knowledge of the game is so much fun to listen to, but also that's

• 20:51Kylie Kelce?

  mine. Anyway, that's it for Places Kylie Has Some Business being brought to you by Invisalign. I'll be right back with Leanne Morgan. That's right. I said, Leanne Morgan.

• 21:01Kylie Kelce?

  Yep. You guessed it. No business, but we'll be back right after this. Queen Emma, I don't have anything in my teeth, do I? Good. Cause that was a trick question. I know there's nothing in my teeth. I floss all the time. Good gum health. I want an excuse to show off my smile because today's episode is brought to you by Invisalign. Look at her. She did that. Ta-da. In college, I got Invisalign aligners because I wanted to actually look in the mirror and feel confident in my smile. I think that a smile is one of the best things that you can possibly have. I think one of the best things that you can put on is a smile. I'm not just saying that because it's like some old quote or something. I'm saying it because I truly believe that when you can smile and really mean it, like when it goes all the way up to your eyes because you're confident and you're happy and you're feeling

• 21:45Kylie Kelce?

  joy, who doesn't want to see that? More importantly, who doesn't want to feel that? But let's talk about something beyond how your smile looks, taking care of it. And since we've already established that I take flossing very seriously, this part deserves a little attention. Invisalign aligners straighten teeth, making it easier to brush and floss, reducing plaque and lowering the risk of cavities and gum disease. I have to be really careful to make sure that I'm keeping up with my oral hygiene because I have little muffins that watch me and I need to make sure that they're modeling that same care for their own teeth. Back in college, I was thinking about how my smile would look. Now I appreciate that there's more to it than that. Look at her. Look at her. Ooh, she's cute. Look at

• 22:23Kylie Kelce?

  her. Wow. And if you're thinking about starting your smile journey, make sure you're getting Invisalign aligners. Look for the star flower logo on every aligner. So you know you're getting Invisalign, backed by experience and trusted by doctors. Find an Invisalign doctor near you today. It's October. The girls are in school. The temperatures are dropping. So you know what that means. It's germ season. Yuck. We already got hit. This is the beginning of the year, guys. Beginning of the year, illness that won't quit. The good thing is the CBS Health app helps me handle my healthcare needs all year round. And it's especially helpful for busy parents or caregivers because it makes the whole healthcare experience simpler and more convenient. The CBS Health app helps me get in and out of the pharmacy

• 23:08Kylie Kelce?

  fast. I can pop in, pull up and scan my digital barcode at the pharmacy counter and they know just what to grab for me. Plus I can stock up on tissues, hand sanitizer and more. I love a good car hand sanitizer. It makes me happy when everybody gets in the car and then we do our hand sanitizer. You know what that is? And my kids will tell you, it's the gateway to when you can wash your hands. So while I'm getting my hand sanitizer, I'll pick up some more hand soap because the one gets you to the other. And you can save money and earn rewards with extra care. Unlock in-store and online savings, no coupon needed. I also love that I can refill, track and manage my prescription needs anytime. The CBS Health app lets you check your prescription status on the go and it'll tell you the moment your

• 23:52Kylie Kelce?

  prescription is ready. Go to cbs.com/app to learn more and download the app now. She's a hilarious stand-up comedian you know from her Netflix specials, her Emmy award-winning show, Leanne, and her viral clips about menopause, marriage, a certain hot pink snowsuit that was apparently very itchy. She's a fellow mom, a friend of the family, and now she's officially not going to lie. Leanne Morgan, welcome to the show.

• 24:16Speaker 03

  Thank you, my darling, for having me. I feel so special.

• 24:22Kylie Kelce?

  I'm so excited to have you on. I think for so many reasons, but one reason in particular is that, like I said, friend of the family, you know my sweet, lovely mother-in-law, Donna Kelsey.

• 24:35Speaker 03

  Honey, that Donna, I love her. She came to one of my, she has been so supportive of me. She's been to two shows, two different tours, and she came and watched an episode of Leanne being filmed on Netflix.

• 24:49Kylie Kelce?

  That's so much fun.

• 24:50Speaker 03

  I know she's a doll.

• 24:51Kylie Kelce?

  She talks about you all the time. In a very sweet way, we have talked about your clips online and the stand-up that you do. It's, we love it. We love, love, love.

• 25:02Speaker 03

  Thank you, my darling. Well, that thrills me.

• 25:05Kylie Kelce?

  In knowing her, what's something you would say that people might not know about her or don't give her enough credit for?

• 25:11Speaker 03

  Very, very witty and funny. She's very funny.

• 25:16Kylie Kelce?

  She is.

• 25:17Speaker 03

  Um, and in a dry way. Um, but she said to me, when she was shooting, I mean, I was shooting that series and she was doing traders and she, that's why she was in LA. And she goes, I'm going to take care of, um, she said Kylie and Jason have to go to Milan. Was it Milan that y'all were going to, to, to correspond for the Olympics and all that? And she goes, me and Kylie's mom are going to take care of these four little girls. She goes, pray for me.

• 25:46Kylie Kelce?

  Yep.

• 25:47Speaker 03

  And she was so tickled to do it, but she was just worried about, you know, that's a lot of babies, but they were on a tag team.

• 25:54Kylie Kelce?

  Every single day I wake up, I'm like, somebody pray for me. So like her step, her and my mom stepping in to do that. It, it was an impressive feat. And we came back and the girls were so happy and they kept talking about their time with Dee Dee and Nana and it was like the best of the best. Um, but it is.

• 26:11Speaker 03

  The baby was how old though? How old was the baby?

• 26:14Kylie Kelce?

  Um, Finn was maybe 11 months old. And she also had just gotten past the phase where she didn't like anybody else. It was for nine months of that child's life. It was like, it is mom or it is no one. So we had just gotten over that hurdle and I was sprinting for the airport. Sprinting. I wanted like one night of not being touched. So then I went on a trip with my husband.

• 26:47Speaker 03

  Did you take all these kids and put them in the van?

• 26:50Kylie Kelce?

  Not on purpose, but every, every single one of them has gone through a phase of like the only way I'm sleeping is if I'm next to you, which I am outspoken about being against. I don't like that idea. I got married to sleep next to my husband. I don't, I didn't, I didn't sign up to sleep next to you. Um, and they share rooms. So it's not like I'm, they all have a buddy. And so I, but I, they've all gone through a phase. Our oldest was right away. She was like, I'm sleeping with you and there's nothing you can do about it. That was interesting. And then we sleep trained her. It was one of the worst experiences of my life, but guess what? She's never come back in our bed unless for a bad dream, a

• 27:33Kylie Kelce?

  one-off for a bad dream. And I can take that.

• 27:36Speaker 03

  And how old is she, your oldest?

• 27:38Kylie Kelce?

  She's seven.

• 27:40Kylie Kelce?

  Seven years old.

• 27:41Speaker 03

  Honey, you've had a busy. Is your little uterus alright?

• 27:44Kylie Kelce?

  I don't think. I can't imagine she's doing great because we have seven, five, three and one. Insanity.

• 27:54Speaker 03

  But isn't that darling. You know, my little mama Lucille is from five girls. Four biological and then adopted a fifth one. And my, and it's so sweet to see those sisters.

• 28:09Kylie Kelce?

  That's, I'm so excited about it. I tell everybody, when we found out we were having our second girl, I was like, oh my gosh, I think we're gonna get all daughters. I always thought I would get to meet a little version of my husband. And then by the time we had our third girl, I was like, wait a minute. This is outstanding. I got the, the hand me downs packed in the basement. Everybody can use them. I got all the pink toys. Those are great hand me downs. There was nothing I had to change and I never got peed on changing a diaper.

• 28:38Speaker 03

  Right.

• 28:39Kylie Kelce?

  And that's, that's a badge of honor. I'm wearing it.

• 28:43Speaker 03

  And those girls, when they, they get to be grown, my girls take care of me. And they tell me what to do. We go to Costco and they go, that's too much mom, put it back. And I'm like, it's my money. But they tell me now, they treat me like a little child, but I kinda need it Kylie, you know, I'm busy. And that the, the middle, the baby is my makeup artist and travels with me and takes care of me, is on set with me. Is in the union for makeup for television. She's with me all the time and she tells me what to do. I'm becoming like Mariah Carey, who I'm a big fan of. But you know, you see Mariah Carey and two men are carrying her everywhere she goes. I'm thinking, they're gonna have to start carrying me.

• 29:27Kylie Kelce?

  They're like Tess, pick me up.

• 29:28Speaker 03

  Pick me up Tess. And she's strong enough to do it. And then this middle one Maggie, to make sure that she'll say to Chuck, have you called Nana? Does Nana know what we're doing for Easter? These girls will tend to y'all.

• 29:42Kylie Kelce?

  That's what I need. I'm waiting for the day where I get to flip the switch of my brain off. And then they're just like, mom, you're coming to our house. We're hosting. This is what's happening. This is when you need to be there. And then like, I'm gonna, I have the best example of a grandmother in my mom. Like Donna's obviously amazing, but my mom lives 10 minutes from us. She is with our girls right now. I, it is like, I cannot wait to do for our daughters what my mom has done for us. It's like, that kind of stuff is so exciting when you have daughters. Cause my mom was told by her mother-in-law, a daughter's a daughter all her life. A son's a son till he takes his wife. None of mine are leaving.

• 30:26Speaker 03

  I know. I know. Now, I am very, and I, I grieved when Charlie died, when Charlie Morgan got married. And I love his wife and she's like another child to me, another daughter to me. And if I buy mine something, I buy her something. She is precious and a good mama and loves my son. I'm lucky. They live five minutes from me, honey. And I get to see these grandbabies all the time. And she, um, I talk to her every day. I'm very lucky. Cause I, even though he has his family and all that, I'm very much involved with her. And the, and she lets me do whatever with these babies and I'm very lucky. Not everybody has that.

• 31:09Kylie Kelce?

  Well, it does, that does bring me to a clip I saw where they were talking about their baby.

• 31:16Kylie Kelce?

  And you had to make a correction and that correction was what?

• 31:20Speaker 03

  Our baby.

• 31:21Kylie Kelce?

  Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Now, first of all, rude that they would have tried to exclude you.

• 31:29Speaker 03

  I know they were going, uh, their baby. I was like, what are y'all talking about? This is our baby.

• 31:35Kylie Kelce?

  Yes. Just because you're bringing into the world doesn't mean it's not, it's not everybody's right here. Now, have, I call that the aunt, uncle, grandparent privilege. Do you get that grandparent privilege now?

• 31:51Speaker 03

  Yes, honey. I've got bunk beds, cribs. I've got all diapers, pull-ups. I've got a whole closet with clothes that have got, you know, golden retrievers on them, dinosaurs, sharks. Cause I've got two boys, three and five. And I've got toys and I got my too many toys and I try to, you know, honor what they're asking. And not go absolutely nutso. But I can't, I love a vehicle, honey. If I see like a new Jeep's out or a tractor.

• 32:24Kylie Kelce?

  They're riding in it.

• 32:25Speaker 03

  I gotta get it.

• 32:28Kylie Kelce?

  Now, do they know that you're famous?

• 32:31Speaker 03

  Okay, I finally, somebody, they told me the other day that my oldest, my five-year-old was with his little friend. And he said, they overheard them talking and he said, hey, you wanna hear something cool? And that little boy went, yeah. And he goes, my grandmama's on TV. And my boy said, I know. And he went, cool, right? And I had no idea that he knew. And I think because I'm on Netflix, like Trash Truck, they watch Trash Truck and Octonaut, I don't even know what all it is. And Danny Go and all that, that they say grandmama up there too.

• 33:09Speaker 03

  And so I think, and my son did a, a guest spot on my series, was in the background and the girls were too. And Chuck Morgan's got a line. He's in one of the episodes, plays the bartender at the, uh, BFW. But I think they showed my grandson, like, look, there's daddy and he's on grandmama's show. So I don't know, you know, what he really, but he, but he told his little friend.

• 33:32Kylie Kelce?

  He's bragging about you.

• 33:34Speaker 03

  I know. I could bawl my eyes out. I'll have to buy my, I'll have to buy my truck.

• 33:38Kylie Kelce?

  A new vehicle.

• 33:39Speaker 03

  A new vehicle, a new battery operated vehicle.

• 33:42Kylie Kelce?

  I did actually see, you do not, you do not curse in your stand-up.

• 33:48Speaker 03

  Um, no.

• 33:50Kylie Kelce?

  Do you curse in real life?

• 33:51Speaker 03

  Um, under my breath, if Chuck Morgan makes me mad, I don't put it out there. But you know, Kylie, I, I, I made a decision. Well, and I really just don't write that way. But it, I grew up in a house where you did not use language. And it's my great-grandmother, we called her big mama and she was tiny. I wanted to be called big mama and my kids were like, no, because you're big mom. That doesn't make sense. But she was little bitty and darling and sweet. And there was something that you just did not talk ugly. We, they called it in the South, don't talk ugly, you know?

• 34:34Speaker 03

  And so, but in, I did in the eighties, honey, when I, I probably said a lot, but, um, but in my, when I started doing stand-up, I just, I really don't write that way. It doesn't come out that way. But also I just, I was a mama. I, I got started when Tess was 18 months old. I worked in my first comedy club. I was doing it before then, but like at the Rotary, like I'd, I'd take a baby to mom's day out and then go do, get paid $50 to go do a little something at the Rotary. But when, um, but I, when I really got to do clubs and call myself a stand-up, she was 18 months old and she's gonna be 29 in January. And I just thought, I never wanted to say anything that I didn't want them to say.

• 35:18Kylie Kelce?

  Sure.

• 35:19Speaker 03

  But, but I talk about prostituting myself to their daddy so they could have nice shoes. I talk about nasty stuff though Kylie. I talk about real stuff.

• 35:29Kylie Kelce?

  Oh, I know.

• 35:30Speaker 03

  You know, I talk about my body and Chuck Morgan having to do nasty things in a hotel room. That's why I don't want him to retire, by the way. I cannot have him on my butthole. I do love the word butthole. I think butthole is so funny.

• 35:45Kylie Kelce?

  I did see you recently. You said that that's one of your favorite words.

• 35:49Speaker 03

  Oh, love it.

• 35:51Kylie Kelce?

  It is univers, I mean, it's, it's, it's universal. It's, can be used in many different facets.

• 35:57Speaker 03

  It can.

• 35:58Kylie Kelce?

  I like it.

• 35:59Speaker 03

  I do too. I think, was that Amy Poehler maybe? She likes the word butthole too.

• 36:04Kylie Kelce?

  It's a good word.

• 36:05Speaker 03

  So I do like talk about all the stuff I've had to do with their daddy. You know, it makes it easier on everybody. If a man, you know, that's how they show love. And just get that out of the way so everybody can have a nice vacation. You know, and everybody, and I've talked about having to do nasty stuff before church so that we can go eat chicken after church, you know, because my little children love chicken, chicken tenders. And so, yeah, I talk about my body, I talk about

• 36:38Kylie Kelce?

  You're so selfless.

• 36:39Speaker 03

  mental part, I know. I'm very open and I'm very, uh, I've always been out there. My sister will say, you don't have to tell everybody everything, Leanne. Like, right now in my new hour-

• 36:48Kylie Kelce?

  It's kind of more fun that way.

• 36:50Speaker 03

  I think it's fun.

• 36:51Kylie Kelce?

  Is that what you're telling right now, Time of Our Lives Tour?

• 36:54Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 36:55Kylie Kelce?

  The real ones can check it out, the dates and tickets at leannmorgan.com. But that's the tour you're currently on. Is, is that what you're telling people?

• 37:02Speaker 03

  Yes, Time of Our Lives Tour, because I want them to know that I'm having the time of my life. And I think, I really, and I'm, without sounding sappy, there is a, there, we're having a moment, women that are my age. And it used to be that, I have more women tell me that it used to be like, you feel like after 40, nobody cares about you, you're invisible, you can't, you know, it's, it's over for you. And now, 60 is the new 40, I would say, or new 30. And everybody's going and doing, honey, and starting, you know, second careers and, and doing the dreams that they've always had that they felt like they couldn't do. And, and people tell me that they are inspired by what's happened

• 37:42Speaker 03

  to me. Because I've done stand-up for 27 years, honey, and 20 of it, I couldn't get arrested. And then this happens to me in my early 50s, and I'm in movies and I'm doing crazy mess that I can't even imagine. Like, I'm in a movie with Glenn Powell. That will be out in February 2027, called The Comeback King. And you talking about a doll, baby. Have you ever met him?

• 38:08Kylie Kelce?

  I've not.

• 38:09Speaker 03

  And he's athletic and he loves sports. I'm, I know he's, if he hadn't met your husband, I know he'd be tickled. But he is precious. And it's like somebody you went to high school with, darling. But anyway, I do feel like, uh, that I'm having a moment and that the time of our lives, I want everybody to feel like we're having the time of our lives. It's not over. You know, we've still got a lot of life left in us. I feel good. Look at Donna Kelce, what Donna Kelce's doing.

• 38:35Kylie Kelce?

  I know.

• 38:36Speaker 03

  She said to me the other day, I, I told her, I go, who are we, Donna? Well, how did this happen? She goes, I say that to myself every day. All the things she's getting to do. I mean, it's just crazy, you know? It's so fun.

• 38:49Kylie Kelce?

  How proud are your kids of you, at this point, getting to watch your journey of like, really grinding out, doing stand-up for that long, and then having this explosion, what I would describe as like, an acknowledgement of how amazing you are?

• 39:05Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 39:06Kylie Kelce?

  And that you worked so hard to get there. How, like, how proud are your kids?

• 39:13Speaker 03

  They're pretty proud.

• 39:14Kylie Kelce?

  They should be.

• 39:15Speaker 03

  What is so special about things is that I, I did raise them in Knoxville, Tennessee. I was doing stand-up. But I was, I would work on the weekends and I would pick them up at school, drop them off. I got to go on field trips. I very, I, it's very little, um, things that I missed, because I got to be with them, but I got to do my dream at the same time. And, and when I did the movie with Reese Witherspoon, You're Cordially Invited, she said to me, Leanne, it's so special that you got to raise your own children. And, because you know, people do movies and they're gone for months at a time. And I'm sure she took her little children with her. But she said, it's wonderful that you got

• 39:56Speaker 03

  to raise them and they, you had this full life with them. And I think that's now why I have this material that everybody can relate to, because I am a mama. And I did raise these precious children. And I cooked every meal and I had, honey, a crock pot going in the back from, after swim practice, and all that. And then now this happens and they are at the age where they can enjoy it and they don't need me like they used to, you know? It would have been, if I, if I'd have gotten those television deals, if they had worked with ABC and Warner Brothers, and I had some pretty big deals, if they had worked when they were little, that would have been a disaster, honey. I couldn't, they're, they wouldn't be the people that they are today. If I'd raised them in LA, as hard as I have

• 40:40Speaker 03

  to work on that sitcom, I could not have been a good mama. You know, I would have been learning lines and freaked out. And so, it all happened the way it was supposed to. And then now, I do wish that I could be more of the grandmama in the house dress cooking potato beans. But I'm doing the best I can with that. But they are, they're proud, just, um, that, you know, that I stuck it out and persevered. And they're all getting to do a bunch of nifty stuff. They, you know, they'll go on movie, um, the, uh, locations with me and get to meet people and, um, go to the Emmys and CMAs and stuff like that. So it's fun.

• 41:17Kylie Kelce?

  And they're old enough to appreciate it. I can't, you know, like, there have been a few situations where our daughters, one instance in my head is actually about the Stanley Cup, like, the trophy for NHL. It came to our house for the other podcasts in our family. And, um, and our daughters wouldn't stand next to it. I'm like, guys, I don't think you understand how cool this is. Mom just wants a picture of you with this trophy. You guys don't even understand how iconic this, it's moments like that where you're like, your adult children are probably able to lean into the situations that they get to now experience because of your success, in a way where they actually get to appreciate it.

• 42:01Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 42:01Kylie Kelce?

  And not just with a picture.

• 42:03Speaker 03

  Yes. And I'd also think this, if they had been young, when all this happened for me, I'm, see, they're already baked in who they are. So, I'm so lucky that, that my kids were, because if this had had, that baby child especially, honey, she'd be walking in a big Prada shoe, doing lord knows what, honey.

• 42:26Kylie Kelce?

  It has to be a third child thing, because our, our third, um, just recently removed a string of pearls that she had been wearing for two months straight. I'm not, that's not an exaggeration. Two months, she wore these pearls, a full string of pearls, uh, for two months, she wore them straight, wouldn't even take them off to shower. She was-

• 42:48Speaker 03

  She likes glam.

• 42:49Kylie Kelce?

  She, she loves-

• 42:53Speaker 03

  See Tess, Dan, in third grade, her third grade teacher, I just saw her at Costco, she said, I remember Tess always had a Lee Press on nail, in third grade, and I, and they would go missing, or they'd, somebody would find them on the floor. And I would say, please put those in lost and found, those are Tess Morgan's. Honey, she had, she didn't pay attention in school. I hope yours pays attention. But Tess would just sit, look at her nails, have on full makeup, contour, a prostitute shoe from Walmart, a good glitter shoe.

• 43:26Kylie Kelce?

  Our third child is three years old, okay? She found rhinestones that she was supposed to, they were rhinestone stickers. She was supposed to be using them to decorate something that her and her sisters had gotten, a little craft project. She found every single one that was diamond shaped or pear shaped. She pressed them onto every single one of her little fingers and then was walking around the house. I think she couldn't figure out how to get them on her right hand, because she's right-handed. So she was walking around the house with one hand like this. And would lose them and tell me, Mom, hold this. Mom, hold this. And then she'd be down one and she'd be going. And I was like, oh my goodness.

• 44:08Kylie Kelce?

  It's not even bad. She's just, it is determined. Like, her path is determined. I think when you're, when you have multiple children, you start to realize, within their differences, that they came out who they are.

• 44:21Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 44:22Kylie Kelce?

  That's, you got what you got.

• 44:23Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm. And honey, be tickled, because she'll help you with your makeup. Tess will say to me, I don't like that mom. You need a, let me put on a lip. You need a haircut. Your color's too yellow. I mean, she has tended to me all of my life about all of that. And then now, like, comes in with a big pair of sunglasses on with a scent, um, is always dressed to the nuns, but also could be in the Secret Service. Is the one that also, like, goes, don't get on that escalator. I'm watching, there's something about that third one, though, is a bad mama jama. Glamorous and a bad mama jama. I bet you, I bet that's what that baby's gonna be.

• 45:04Kylie Kelce?

  She goes to school and collects stories. I don't know that she speaks at school, because then she gets in the car, and she's my only child. My older two will be like, school was good. My day was fine. They're seven and five. I'm like, you're not teenagers yet. You gotta give me more than that. My three-year-old gets in the car, she's like, let me tell you what happened today. I'm like, yes, tell me, queen. What do you got? She will come over to me on the couch and go, let's chit chat. And I said, what do you got? What do you guys tell me? What stories do you have?

• 45:35Speaker 03

  Yummy, honey, yummy.

• 45:38Kylie Kelce?

  The best, the best. Now, I, I do have to ask, because I really, I enjoy this. Um, you, you, one of the daughters, was it Tess in the pink snowsuit?

• 45:52Speaker 03

  Yes, that, yes, when we went skiing, mm-hmm.

• 45:55Kylie Kelce?

  Mm-hmm. And so, we actually, I think we have that clip right here, queen. Um, can we see that clip, please?

• 46:00Speaker 03

  And we were skiing, she was probably four or five that year. And I bought her, you know, hot pink outfit from Lan Zan. I was so tickled. And everybody gone off skiing. It was just me and her. And we were going in the little gondola to the bunny slope. And it doesn't take long to get up there to that bunny slope. Nobody else was on that gondola. And she starts taking all of her clothes off. Everything. I'm talking everything. In two seconds, she's nude. And I, I go, what are you doing? And she said, my butthole itches.

• 46:38Speaker 03

  That's true.

• 46:40Kylie Kelce?

  Honest?

• 46:40Speaker 03

  That is true. And honey, she, but she's been nude most of her life. When she would get home from school, they went to a little Christian school, had khaki skirts. She would have to shoe shoe. And so she would say, everybody leave me alone, take her clothes off. Charlie would go, Mom, and he would, you know, go outside or something. Um, cause he was so modest. And she would just need to be left alone, have her clothes off, go to the bathroom and then walk around in her panties.

• 47:13Speaker 03

  And she still does it.

• 47:15Kylie Kelce?

  You know what? There's something very freeing about that.

• 47:18Speaker 03

  I know. But she's just been her own person. And I did, I've heard old women say four, five and six raise themselves. And I bet they do. Because that third one, honey, I mean, it, it was all I could do to raise her. I, and Maggie, her sister had to help raise her. And Maggie says, it was so hard, Mom. And it was, we all, you know, had to tend to her. And now she's tended everybody else.

• 47:44Kylie Kelce?

  Now, based on the, based on the pink snowsuit story, have your children ever been embarrassed about a story that you've told of them? Have you heard feedback about that?

• 47:53Speaker 03

  About that one, she said, cause she's always backstage and she goes, when I get on stage, she goes, this is me time. And I need you to go, she goes, I'm not listening to you, Mom. Um, this is my me time. Um, after she does my hair and makeup and probably talks to her boyfriend and FaceTimes him and all that. But one, I'd been telling that story, but I wasn't saying that she was four or five. And I didn't realize that. So then she hears it and she goes, Mom, people could think I'm 25 and that I took my clothes off my butthole inches. So I went, oh God. So then I started putting, oh, she was four or five years old, cause she was four or five, but I left that out. So she was mad at me over that.

• 48:34Speaker 03

  And she goes, you gotta say that I was a child, that I didn't take my clothes off, even though she wouldn't take her clothes off if her butthole inched. But which skin, I hate it. I hate to even say that Chuck Morgan loves it. I skied for years trying to love it. I don't. That, that bit, people can relate to that bit. Cause you either love skin or you don't. And when you're a mama and you gotta get everybody dressed, it's not a vacation. It is H E L L. And so more women came up to me and said, oh my gosh, you nailed skin. Because it is so hard on a mama.

• 49:08Kylie Kelce?

  Can I tell you?

• 49:11Kylie Kelce?

  The moment that I got my kids into their snowsuits, boots on, tucked in, mittens on, tucked in, right? Helmet on. And then one of those little buttholes decided to say, I have to pee.

• 49:35Speaker 03

  It triggers me.

• 49:37Kylie Kelce?

  You would have thought, I, I mean, you would have thought she declared war. I was like, why? Why? Why couldn't we have peed? And we did. That's the part that you're just like, Mom knew that that was gonna happen. And we actually had a five minute argument about how you could just try.

• 49:59Kylie Kelce?

  No, the minute we were zipped and all the layers were in there pushing on the belly, I gotta pee. I was like, yum, yum, yum, got it. Let's go pee.

• 50:09Speaker 03

  I know.

• 50:10Kylie Kelce?

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• 53:22Kylie Kelce?

  Fans of this show have been asking me to have someone on to speak about perimenopause. And you do this so well on stage and in real life. Can you tell me what I have to look forward to?

• 53:33Speaker 03

  Okay, my darling. Don't be afraid. But it is rough. Okay. But now we've got all these people that are talking about it now and hormone replacement. And you've got, you know, it's at the forefront now. When I was talking about it on Netflix, everybody was like, you're the first person to ever talk about perimenopause. And I was like, was I? Okay. It lasts 10 years. Perimenopause lasts 10 years.

• 53:58Kylie Kelce?

  So dumb.

• 53:58Speaker 03

  And it's the hardest part. But now you'll, you'll have people, you find, okay, and this is a good tip. In your town, for your audience, whoever is the best compound pharmacist, go to them and say, who does hormones right in this town?

• 54:15Kylie Kelce?

  Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay.

• 54:18Speaker 03

  And then when you feel like it's coming on, like you're, you're, you know, you could start sweating in the back, sweating right here at night. Just all of a sudden, that starts happening. You feel a little moody. You might, you might have some of these symptoms, you may have none of them. You itch in weird places. You have little heart palpitations. You, um, you may be skipping a period every once in a while. You will get through it, but you get somebody to help you. It, there's so many things you can do now. And HRT, now they know that study was wrong, that it causes breast cancer and all that. That was flawed. They are, they make you feel better. They, the, I've, let me tell you what I do.

• 55:01Speaker 03

  Two clicks of estrogen in the morning, two clicks at night, a progesterone pill at night that helps you sleep and relax. And then testosterone, a little dab on my inner thigh in the morning. And I'd like to say that that makes me feel better, but I don't know if it does. Um, I have heard movie stars that have told me that they're taking injections of testosterone women and they build a lot of muscle and they wanna do it with their husband. Um, but all those are wonderful. And, and you'll, they'll know if you get somebody really good, they'll know when you need to start that. But it can start as early as your late 30s.

• 55:43Speaker 03

  Perimenopause, but it's usually in mid forties or whatever. And then when you get through menopause, when you get done with it, that's the easy part because they know you don't have any hormones and they just replace all of them. They know. But when you're going through perimenopause, it's different. Like your numbers will always be different, but have your doctor or nurse practitioner go by your symptoms, not your numbers, your symptoms. So if you're saying, I'm sweating all night, or I can't sleep, go by that and they'll, they'll up your, they'll start putting you on estrogen or a little progesterone or whatever. And you'll be fine. Your, your generation's gonna be great because they know now what to do. My little mama, they took them all off everything and that's what causes dementia and heart

• 56:26Speaker 03

  disease and stroke. And then now my generation got back on them. And I'm so lucky that I got back on them. And I feel people go all the time, Leanne, you look good for your age. How you doing all this? You're traveling? How you, you know, because I got a big, busy schedule and it's hard. And I think it's these hormones. I'm still eating white flour and drinking Diet Coke and I've got to get off that. But I love it.

• 56:52Kylie Kelce?

  Do you?

• 56:53Speaker 03

  I don't guess so. I mean, you only have one life to live.

• 56:57Kylie Kelce?

  No.

• 56:58Speaker 03

  But I'm trying to eat more pineapple.

• 57:00Kylie Kelce?

  If it makes you feel any better, I have heard multiple times a Diet, a can of Diet Coke referred to as a fridge cigarette.

• 57:07Speaker 03

  A fridge cig, yes.

• 57:09Kylie Kelce?

  So if you're gonna start cigarettes again, you might as well just stick with the Diet. Why, why would you deprive yourself?

• 57:15Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 57:16Kylie Kelce?

  At this point, you know what I mean?

• 57:18Speaker 03

  I know. I just, when I quit years ago before I had my babies, I could barely walk to the mailbox and I felt such a loser. And I do think that I could have, I mean, Chuck Morgan would buy me cigarettes when he first met me to try to get me. He was wooing me. And then he told me I smelled bad and I need to quit. And I'm glad he got that monkey off my back. Um, but I could have dated some really cute people if I hadn't smelled bad. But, but I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna wait on the cigarettes. I say that and my dog center brings my dogs back. She's got a new boyfriend. He smokes. My beagle smells like a cigarette. And I'm like, I can't even take it. It smells so bad. I have to put her in the shower. So I don't know. But I do think when I get to be 80, if there's, you know, like maybe

• 58:03Speaker 03

  those Native American cigarettes that don't have toxins, have so much chemicals in them.

• 58:08Kylie Kelce?

  Okay. A pure cigarette.

• 58:10Speaker 03

  I guess if there's such a thing. I'm just so fascinated by Native Americans and Hispanic men because let me tell you, Kylie, my little step granddaddy, my, he married my grandmother and she divorced my grandfather. And he was half Arapaho, half Mexican. And he was the cutest, sweetest thing. He treated her like a queen.

• 58:39Kylie Kelce?

  That's all we can ask for, really.

• 58:41Speaker 03

  Do you want?

• 58:43Kylie Kelce?

  That's all we can ask for.

• 58:44Speaker 03

  I know.

• 58:45Kylie Kelce?

  Come on.

• 58:46Speaker 03

  And who doesn't love to dance? And see, y'all are both athletic. Do y'all dance? Do you and Jason, when y'all dated, were y'all dancing?

• 58:54Kylie Kelce?

  No.

• 58:55Speaker 03

  No. Is athletic as y'all are? Because I think athletes have got good rhythm. I think I've seen Travis maybe do a jig and he had rhythm.

• 59:07Kylie Kelce?

  So I, I was recently asked the question, who's the better dancer, Jason or Travis? Which I feel like was set up as a trap, to be quite honest with you. Um, but I said that if you were talking about skill, like actual good dancing, it's Travis. If you're talking about enthusiasm, that's my husband.

• 59:29Speaker 03

  Is he fun?

• 59:32Kylie Kelce?

  Now, I'll tell you what, he, he can keep a rhythm. He's good with rhythm because he was a Barry Sacks player. So like he's musically inclined. He's very good at music.

• 59:42Speaker 03

  Don't tell me that.

• 59:43Kylie Kelce?

  He is very good at music. He is an enthusiastic dancer.

• 59:48Speaker 03

  Does he think you're the prettiest thing he's ever looked at?

• 59:51Kylie Kelce?

  He does say that. Um, I think he's, he's, he makes some claim about how the first day he laid eyes on me, it was like a beam of light. I'm like, cut the shit. You gotta cut the shit.

• 1:00:04Speaker 03

  Kylie, you need to receive that. That he said that because you are a beauty. And I want to tell your audience, because I know they're young like you and beautiful and y'all need to receive that.

• 1:00:14Kylie Kelce?

  Okay.

• 1:00:15Speaker 03

  And be happy with your bodies and know what you've got. Not at your age, because I remember looking back and thinking, oh, I wish this, my thighs and then my this and my that. And I look back and I think, oh my gosh, I was.

• 1:00:28Kylie Kelce?

  Had it together.

• 1:00:31Speaker 03

  Yeah. It was, everything was fun. But I didn't feel that way. And so I hope y'all, I know y'all are in the thick of it with a bunch of babies and somebody's doodled on the floor. But you need to realize that this is the best time.

• 1:00:46Kylie Kelce?

  Yes.

• 1:00:47Speaker 03

  It's hard. It's a hard time, all these little children. But it's a precious time and y'all's bodies are holding up and strong.

• 1:00:55Kylie Kelce?

  I cannot thank you enough for signing on today. Um, this was incredible. You can buy tickets to see Leanne on tour at leannmorgan.com and check out season two of Leanne streaming now on Netflix. This was incredible. Thank you so, so much.

• 1:01:11Speaker 03

  Thank you, my little Kylie. You know that if I was there, I would start cooking. I would put in a casserole and start some wash.

• 1:01:18Kylie Kelce?

  Oh.

• 1:01:19Speaker 03

  Because I know you need that help, honey.

• 1:01:21Kylie Kelce?

  Literally what my mom does.

• 1:01:24Speaker 03

  I know. Your mama comes in there, washes those clothes.

• 1:01:27Kylie Kelce?

  That's the best. I love when my mom shows up.

• 1:01:30Speaker 03

  I know you do.

• 1:01:31Kylie Kelce?

  Thank God you're here.

• 1:01:32Speaker 03

  I know. And I try to do that when I can. But if I would help you too, honey.

• 1:01:37Kylie Kelce?

  Thank you so much.

• 1:01:38Speaker 03

  All right. You are a doll for having me. I feel very, very special.

• 1:01:42Kylie Kelce?

  When's the next time you're in Philadelphia?

• 1:01:44Speaker 03

  Um, I will be 2027.

• 1:01:46Kylie Kelce?

  Perfect. Do you like it here?

• 1:01:47Speaker 03

  I will. Oh, honey, when that, you can come backstage and drink Diet Coke and eat cheese. Donna has.

• 1:01:54Kylie Kelce?

  Perfect.

• 1:01:55Speaker 03

  All right.

• 1:01:56Kylie Kelce?

  And that's it for this episode of Not Gonna Lie. You can find even more clips from a longer conversation with Leanne on my YouTube channel on More Ship Monday. Follow us on social media at NGL with Kylie for clips throughout the week. Listen and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Not Gonna Lie is a Wave original brought to you by Invisalign. Thanks again to the real ones for tuning in.