Post Malone: Joining the Mile High Club (FBF)

Join Alex as she travels to Boston to attend the Post Malone concert, sit down for an interview and get her ass kicked in beer pong. Post opens up about his childhood and how the bullying he endured has shaped his commitment to living a life of kindness. He offers a glimpse into his notoriously private life and opens up about his biggest insecurities and his fears when it comes to parenting. Post spills the details on how he proposed to his fiancée and reveals what his dream wedding would look like. With no topic off limits, he talks about losing his virginity, joining the mile high club, and even shares his go-to porn search words. Post dives into the creative process behind his newest album.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Alex Cooper?

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• 1:28Alex Cooper?

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• 2:10Alex Cooper?

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• 2:55Alex Cooper?

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• 3:37Alex Cooper?

  What is up Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy. The man of the hour. Come take a seat. I'm gonna give you a little hug before, just because, you know, good vibes. How are you doing?

• 3:54Speaker 01

  I'm amazing.

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• 6:23Alex Cooper?

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• 7:00Speaker 01

  Well, thank you for having me.

• 7:01Alex Cooper?

  I am so happy to be here. It's very exciting for me. I've always wanted to meet you.

• 7:06Speaker 01

  Yes, ma'am.

• 7:07Alex Cooper?

  You have a fabulous vibe.

• 7:09Speaker 01

  Thank you very much.

• 7:10Alex Cooper?

  Um, we are currently in your dressing room backstage. You're gonna perform tonight. We are in Massachusetts, a little outside of Boston.

• 7:18Speaker 01

  Yes, ma'am.

• 7:19Alex Cooper?

  Do you have any like connection to Boston? You have friends in Boston?

• 7:22Speaker 01

  I have a lot of Patriot fans as friends. Well, friends is a very like loose term.

• 7:29Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:29Speaker 01

  I suppose.

• 7:30Alex Cooper?

  Oh, yeah. Like, are you friends with, are you friends with Tom Brady? Is that what you're saying?

• 7:33Speaker 01

  Well, no, no, just Patriot fans. He is a very sweet guy, but I have a lot of people on the team are for some reason, uh, New England Patriot fans.

• 7:41Alex Cooper?

  Oh, I love that.

• 7:42Speaker 01

  It's, it's alright, I guess.

• 7:44Alex Cooper?

  It's good.

• 7:45Speaker 01

  It's not, I don't know.

• 7:46Alex Cooper?

  You don't like the Pats?

• 7:47Speaker 01

  No, ma'am.

• 7:48Alex Cooper?

  No, ma'am. So respectful. No, ma'am. I fucking hate them, ma'am.

• 7:52Alex Cooper?

  I actually went to college in Boston. I haven't been back since graduation, so it's kind of like a pretty surreal moment for me. If I knew in college I was ever gonna, you know, interview you, I probably would've shit my pants.

• 8:04Speaker 01

  Cool. I, I did shit my pants today.

• 8:07Alex Cooper?

  Oh, you did?

• 8:08Speaker 01

  I wanted to say also, thank you, um, for coming. I know you have a very busy schedule too, so I appreciate you coming out.

• 8:14Alex Cooper?

  No, I appreciate you.

• 8:14Speaker 01

  And I appreciate you waiting as well.

• 8:16Alex Cooper?

  I'm, I'm here, drinking, relaxing. It's good. It's good vibes. So, as I was getting ready for this interview, I was like, okay, I know you typically go by Post, but you have a new album out called Austin.

• 8:28Speaker 01

  Yes, ma'am.

• 8:29Alex Cooper?

  Which is your first name.

• 8:30Speaker 01

  Yes, ma'am.

• 8:30Alex Cooper?

  So, what's the vibe? Do you wanna start going by Austin now?

• 8:34Speaker 01

  My football coaches used to call me Posty. And that's kind of where that started. You can call me whatever you want, except late for dinner.

• 8:44Alex Cooper?

  Late for dinner.

• 8:46Speaker 01

  That's like my most old man joke of all time.

• 8:48Alex Cooper?

  I literally just like.

• 8:49Speaker 01

  From like the twenty.

• 8:50Alex Cooper?

  I'm not gonna.

• 8:50Speaker 01

  It's like a Dust Bowl joke.

• 8:51Alex Cooper?

  I'm not gonna lie, it took me like two seconds to register the joke and now I get it. And so now I'm gonna laugh after.

• 8:56Speaker 01

  The thing is, there's no joke, really.

• 8:59Alex Cooper?

  Okay, so.

• 8:59Speaker 01

  Comedy was different.

• 9:00Alex Cooper?

  No, no, no, it's great comedy. I appreciate you. Um, no, that's interesting because I was talking to someone that's on your team and he was like, yeah, like sometimes like I'll call him Austin where we're more private vibe. And then Post when it's more like he's Post Malone, he's out there.

• 9:13Speaker 01

  Oh, you talk to people from the team?

• 9:14Alex Cooper?

  Oh, I've been like interviewing everyone about you. I'm getting all the T posts. I'm getting all the vibe. So. Do you think like, is Austin and Post Malone the same person or is Post kind of like an alter ego?

• 9:28Speaker 01

  I think it's a, it's weird to think about. I think it's, everything is me, you know, everything is me. My name's Austin. Everyone calls me Austin. Whenever I introduce myself, I always say Austin. I think, because I got Post Malone from just putting my name in a rap name generator, like in high school.

• 9:50Alex Cooper?

  That is what we need to clarify. So when I was researching, I was like, hold on, your actual last name is Post, which I don't think everyone knows. So it's Austin Post. So you put Post as the first and you're saying you put into a random generator and you got Malone?

• 10:04Speaker 01

  Yes, man. It just gave me the name and I said, you know what? That does sound cool. And so I did it. I wanted a name like Wiz Khalifa, but it's not nearly as cool as Wiz Khalifa, but it's like, it has two words. So it's kind of like Wiz Khalifa.

• 10:15Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, yeah, it's pretty unique.

• 10:16Speaker 01

  Yes, man.

• 10:16Alex Cooper?

  So you're on tour, obviously. That's where we are right now. How is tour going for you?

• 10:23Speaker 01

  It is amazeballs. Um, it's my first tour with a band.

• 10:30Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 10:31Speaker 01

  So I'm so, I'm having so much fun. I'm so excited. And like, for the longest time, it would just be me, um, on stage. Running around and it was very lonely up there. And so now I can look around and if like, I fuck up or anything, um, I'll just be like, hey, stop. And then the crowd be like, oh, he, it wasn't him, you know, so that's like kinda.

• 10:53Alex Cooper?

  You're like, I can blame it on everyone else. It's not my fucking fall. I fall on my face. You're like, my fucking guitarist tripped me.

• 10:59Speaker 01

  What the hell happened? What's this guitarist doing here?

• 11:01Alex Cooper?

  So what inspired you to name the tour, If Y'all Weren't Here, I'd Be Crying?

• 11:06Speaker 01

  This is true for the most part. No, not really. Not anymore. I'm actually so happy now. It's super.

• 11:15Speaker 01

  Interesting being out on tour for a long time. Cause for a long time, we.

• 11:22Speaker 01

  Just ran around the world, especially when I was, you know, like younger and I could and before COVID and all that stuff. And now, um. Being back out on tour is hard because I'm old, or I feel old at least.

• 11:36Alex Cooper?

  How old are you?

• 11:37Speaker 01

  I'm twenty eight. I just turned twenty eight. That's, I, whenever I started, I was nineteen and like, and I was like, everybody's like, oh, he's like twenty years old. And I'm like, yeah, that's, yeah. But now I'm like twenty eight and no one cares.

• 11:49Alex Cooper?

  I love it. We're the same age. So am I old?

• 11:52Speaker 01

  No, ma'am.

• 11:52Alex Cooper?

  I feel like twenty eight, it's like, we're like just getting to our prime. No, you're tired.

• 11:56Speaker 01

  I'm super tired and, and going on tour. Now my knees click.

• 12:11Alex Cooper?

  I'm gonna get you a little brace.

• 12:12Speaker 01

  There's a bunch of stuff. Yeah, I, I mean, I would like, I wanted to go Stone Cold Steve Austin double leg braces. Cause it's so sick looking. And I'm, I wear jorts every show, so it's like perfect.

• 12:23Alex Cooper?

  The jorts stop and then the knee brace begins.

• 12:25Speaker 01

  And then knee brace begins. And you're like, why does he wear those? I don't know, but it looks cool. I think the more shit that like WWE wrestlers put on.

• 12:31Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  I'm like, whoa, they must have like, they've been through some shit.

• 12:34Alex Cooper?

  I feel like you're the only person that could pull off jorts. And knee pads or like knee brace vibe.

• 12:39Speaker 01

  Or just if I did knee pads, that would be badass. And I wanna like, uh, cause sometimes I'll hurt my hand. Cause I'm a dumbass and I play in my garage and like stab myself with a knife on accident.

• 12:50Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 12:51Speaker 01

  And then I have to like wrap my hand and I'm like, oh, so cool.

• 12:53Alex Cooper?

  I love it. Okay. So I hope next, next time I see you, you're gonna be wearing that shit.

• 12:58Speaker 01

  Yes, ma'am. That didn't answer your question at all.

• 13:01Alex Cooper?

  I don't care if we swerve, like who gives a shit. We're here to have a good time. Okay. We're getting you ready for your, your concert. What is on your rider? And actually, can you explain what a rider is? Because some people may have no fucking idea what that means.

• 13:13Speaker 01

  Yes, ma'am. So there's, there's many schools of thought here. I actually don't know how to spell rider. I don't know if it's rider or writer.

• 13:23Speaker 01

  And I think that's kinda like where the two schools like disagree. And then, but there's a lot of different arguments that can sprout out of that conversation. We won't get there.

• 13:32Speaker 01

  But, um, a rider is a list of stuff that you like. That I guess make you feel at home whenever you're not.

• 13:40Alex Cooper?

  So list us yours. Come on.

• 13:42Speaker 01

  The thing about my rider is it's not updated. I still get candies that I don't like. It's not that I don't like, but for the longest time we had gummy bears, like Haribo gummy bears, which are fine. But if you eat it, you eat them every day for like two years straight. I want Black Forest gummy bears. I wanna switch it up, but now, for now, we have red cups. I gotta look over there. We have, uh, emergency.

• 14:09Alex Cooper?

  Why don't you just read, what do you like? Wish was in here.

• 14:15Speaker 01

  I prefer on my rider, like a stack of like a million dollars cash. Would be very bitchin'.

• 14:21Alex Cooper?

  They don't give a shit about you, I guess. Old man vibes.

• 14:26Alex Cooper?

  I gotta go home.

• 14:27Speaker 01

  His knees click. We don't fucking care.

• 14:31Alex Cooper?

  Do you think you're high maintenance or low maintenance?

• 14:33Speaker 01

  I consider myself low maintenance, I think.

• 14:38Alex Cooper?

  Do you think if I asked your team, they would agree?

• 14:41Speaker 01

  Ah, yes, yes. I think so. I don't know because I'm, at, at the core of everything. I'm super simple. I need a beer. I need cigarettes and I need, um, two hours in the bathroom to answer emails.

• 15:03Alex Cooper?

  That's it.

• 15:04Speaker 01

  That's all I need, I think.

• 15:05Alex Cooper?

  Wow.

• 15:05Speaker 01

  And then, a little bit of beer pong. But, I will say something I'm a little bougie about, is I need good cups and balls.

• 15:12Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 15:13Speaker 01

  Like, very specific cups and balls, because the way, and a lot of the, you know, there's a lot of different cups and balls out there.

• 15:18Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  And, sometimes they'll try to skimp out on the cups, and that's when I've had enough.

• 15:23Alex Cooper?

  You take your beer pong very seriously.

• 15:26Speaker 01

  Yes, ma'am. And I'm, I've gotten worse, as I've gotten, "I used to be so good."

• 15:30Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, we, I was talking to Bobby, and he was like, you know, "He's so fucking good." You're bad now?

• 15:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm bad now.

• 15:35Alex Cooper?

  I, I feel like that's also a facade.

• 15:36Speaker 01

  I'm so bad.

• 15:37Alex Cooper?

  You're saying that, and then we're gonna go in there, and you're gonna be playing, and you're gonna be better than everyone.

• 15:52Alex Cooper?

  Are you superstitious before you go on stage? Like, is there anything specific you have to do, where you're like, "Holy fuck, my day's ruined"?

• 16:00Speaker 01

  Well, answering the emails is very important.

• 16:02Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 16:05Speaker 01

  We're doing, tonight Noah's coming out.

• 16:07Alex Cooper?

  Mm-hmm.

• 16:08Speaker 01

  Oh, well, this is in the future.

• 16:09Alex Cooper?

  It's fine, yeah, okay.

• 16:10Speaker 01

  Okay. Well, in Boston, Noah Khan came out. And, um, we were talking about inventing, um, diapers for performers. Because you never know, you hit the wrong move, and it just, it's vesuvius.

• 16:24Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, it's gonna go.

• 16:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's apoca, it's Yellowstone-level eruption, sometimes.

• 16:29Alex Cooper?

  Does that happen to you often?

• 16:31Speaker 01

  No, ma, it's never happened to me. Let's just make this very clear, it's never ha, I wanna look at every camera and say, "It's never happened to me." But, if it does happen, that's like ni, that's a nightmare.

• 16:42Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 16:42Speaker 01

  That's like a nightmare.

• 16:43Alex Cooper?

  Well, one, one could assume that you would, since you were like, "I've been really thinking about inventing these diapers", as if this is like a serious, like sewage problem for you, where you're like, "Just letting it rip."

• 16:52Speaker 01

  Well, then there's the whole thing, because that, then, think of what I could do with that two hours.

• 16:56Alex Cooper?

  Hmm, okay.

• 16:57Speaker 01

  Sometimes I'll bring a guitar in there, sometimes I'll, I mean, all the best lyrics are written on the shitter. Hundred percent.

• 17:05Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, can we clarify for a minute?

• 17:06Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 17:07Alex Cooper?

  So, what I've heard is you do some of your best songwriting on shrooms and on the toilet.

• 17:11Speaker 01

  Yes, man, and those kinda.

• 17:13Alex Cooper?

  Well, that's what I was gonna say, like, let's, let's, let's talk about it. Are you taking shrooms and then camping out in the bathroom? Like, are these two things together, or are they kinda like separate ventures?

• 17:25Speaker 01

  They are separate ventures, but I've never even thought about it that way because they do kind of... I've had some of the meanest shits in my entire life. Off the shrooms and just beer, it's cause it'll be like, like whenever I was a kid too, it'd be like, beer and shrooms for like four days and not eating anything, and I will be like, guys, I'm gonna die right now.

• 17:47Alex Cooper?

  You're shitting your brains out?

• 17:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's terrible.

• 17:50Alex Cooper?

  Skinny legend, you're like, it is all just coming.

• 17:52Speaker 01

  I lost like ten pounds from this one trip, once. Uh, no.

• 17:56Alex Cooper?

  Wow.

• 17:56Speaker 01

  No, but.

• 17:57Alex Cooper?

  Wow.

• 17:57Speaker 01

  It's crazy because one point it just knocks on fucking hell's gate. And you're like, okay, we need to open the floodgates now.

• 18:06Alex Cooper?

  We need to take care of this.

• 18:08Speaker 01

  This is a problem.

• 18:09Alex Cooper?

  You keep talking about doing emails, like, do you not have someone to do your emails for you?

• 18:13Speaker 01

  Well, emails is just code for shitting. Answering emails is just code for shitting.

• 18:17Alex Cooper?

  Okay, I didn't know if you're actually sitting doing emails while you're taking your shit.

• 18:19Speaker 01

  Sometimes I'll answer some emails. I do, on tour, it's hard to like bring gaming consoles and stuff, and I'm a pretty huge pro gamer.

• 18:30Speaker 01

  So, I do a lot of online shopping, and everybody thinks every order I place is fake.

• 18:35Alex Cooper?

  But you're like really shopping in there while you're shitting.

• 18:37Speaker 01

  It's me, and then they call me, or, or.

• 18:39Alex Cooper?

  You put your name on the order?

• 18:41Speaker 01

  I have to.

• 18:42Alex Cooper?

  No, you don't.

• 18:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, I do, because they call me and they're like, hey, we've had a lot of fraud, and we wanna say, they even call me about my billing address not matching up with like my home address and stuff, and I talk, little do they know, I'm totally on the can. And I have to run like a white noise machine or a little bit of water, and I have to specifically get up and turn it off, and then sit back down just so they don't think like I'm in. And I know sometimes they can tell with like the reverb. Because what's interesting about a bathroom, you can definitely tell. If you're on speakerphone, you can definitely tell if someone's in the bathroom and then in pictures. For some reason, if you send someone a picture, like a selfie while you're shitting, there's no way that you don't know they're on the toilet. It's like an angle or something.

• 19:27Alex Cooper?

  Are you often taking selfies while you're shitting?

• 19:30Speaker 01

  No, but if I do.

• 19:32Alex Cooper?

  Who would you send a selfie to while you were taking a shit?

• 19:35Speaker 01

  I don't, like, like, I have a bunch of, like, ex-SEAL buddies and Ranger buddies and they, they do it all the time. They're like, hey, just taking a shit, what's popping? And I'm like, alright, yeah, me too. You know what? Fuck it, let's do it.

• 19:46Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, it gives you like a little extra hair on your chest. You're like, I'm feeling myself.

• 19:48Speaker 01

  This is just like, this is kind of what boys do. This is like what we do. We send each other shitty selfies.

• 19:53Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, I like that for you.

• 19:54Speaker 01

  And then Dre will FaceTime, my manager will FaceTime me or something, and I'll be like, hey, you know what? Hey, what's going on? And he can definitely, you can definitely tell on FaceTime.

• 20:03Alex Cooper?

  It's always such a pleasure to sit down with people because you never know where an interview's gonna go. And like, what I love about Call Her Daddy is like, usually it has one vibe, but today it's like, today we're talking about shit. And like, but it's comedy. You're bringing the comedy. I love it.

• 20:16Speaker 01

  You can say this interview, uh, really went in, in the can.

• 20:19Alex Cooper?

  It went in the can. Okay, I want to take a step back. Before you were Post Malone, you were just Austin. What were you like as a kid?

• 20:26Speaker 01

  Um.

• 20:29Speaker 01

  Weird. Weird. I've always been like.

• 20:35Speaker 01

  I don't know. I've, I've always been kind of an introverted kid, but then, you know, I loved express, I loved making music forever. I loved playing games. I loved hanging, I like, I had a small group of friends. We would just go over to my buddy's house every day and just play games and stuff and, um.

• 20:53Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 20:53Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 20:54Speaker 01

  Weird. A little weirdo.

• 20:55Alex Cooper?

  When you, when you say you're a little weirdo back then, is there like, a memory or something like a story that comes to mind that you can help us like, kind of describe you as a younger kid?

• 21:08Speaker 01

  That's a hard question. I remember I grew my hair long. I wore the tightest crew jeans I could find. And crew was the shit. It was like the crews and the fallen, purple fallen shoes with the fat laces. And I, I would go, we, I don't know. And then I started, everybody started like, goodwilling and like, and going to like, um. Um, the stores to go grab like old penny loafers and shit like and we would just yeah thrifting. I don't know. I couldn't think of that word.

• 21:39Alex Cooper?

  It's okay. I got you. I'm here.

• 21:40Speaker 01

  Thank you very much.

• 21:41Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, of course.

• 21:42Speaker 01

  Um, but yeah, we would just go run around and play games and I don't know if there's a specific memory. I know everybody's like, oh, I'm quirky. I'm zany. You know, I'm wacky. Um, but.

• 21:54Alex Cooper?

  You're just like, I was a weirdo.

• 21:55Speaker 01

  I don't know. I was just, I was just me. Yeah, that's the whole thing. You know, I moved when I was nine and then like, um, I used to get bullied a whole bunch in, in school.

• 22:06Alex Cooper?

  For what?

• 22:06Speaker 01

  For, I g- I guess like dressing the way I did and stuff like, cause I was like, we wore skinny jeans and all that stuff. And that was like, just like kind of a new deal.

• 22:16Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 22:17Speaker 01

  And I don't know, but people throw gum in my beautiful hair. I had beautiful hair. I had to cut it all off.

• 22:23Alex Cooper?

  You'd cut it off because there was so much gum in your hair?

• 22:25Speaker 01

  No, no, there's way too much gum in my hair. I need, this is becoming a problem, but I was safer. I was safer because the gum would harden. And so if like I fell off the skateboard or something.

• 22:36Alex Cooper?

  Right, like after class, posts would have so much gum in its hair because the entire class would throw gum. And if you fell, it was more of like a little rebound thing. Like you were chill.

• 22:46Speaker 01

  I was, I was not throwing gum, uh, every day.

• 22:49Alex Cooper?

  Okay, just occasionally, just occasionally.

• 22:51Speaker 01

  Oh, there's that fucker. Listen with the gum. What is that? Trident layers? That's good shit. That'll get stuck super good.

• 22:57Alex Cooper?

  So you wore skinny jeans. Do you think that was the gist of why you were getting bullied?

• 23:02Speaker 01

  No, I don't know. I think it was always because I was, I always wanted to be myself, I guess. And, uh, we all know high school is super high school.

• 23:15Alex Cooper?

  Totally, totally.

• 23:17Speaker 01

  Um, middle school, high school. And I, when I was a kid too, it just didn't start me off good at all. Cause I wore slacks and a dress shirt every day and slicked my hair back. Cause I saw my dad go to work and I was like, you know what? That dude's cool as fuck. So I want to do that too.

• 23:30Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, I could see that. Like the kids be like, why the fuck are you wearing slacks?

• 23:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:34Alex Cooper?

  And you're like, cause my dad does.

• 23:35Speaker 01

  Be like, cause my dad's cool, guys. What the fuck?

• 23:36Alex Cooper?

  Yeah. And they're like, well, we're in fucking middle school and high school, bitch. So like, literally get it.

• 23:41Speaker 01

  I remember for one year my school tried out a uniform and I was already Gucci. I was like, oh, I didn't have to change shit.

• 23:47Alex Cooper?

  Like this is my, I wake up and put this shit on a Saturday, motherfucker. It was like, this is me.

• 23:52Speaker 01

  These are my PJs.

• 23:53Alex Cooper?

  Dude, it's so fucked how mean kids are at that age. Like, I also got bullied and I've talked about it on my show, but I'm like, people were so fucking mean and that like sticks with you. And I feel like it's interesting because now I feel like people know in the industry and just your fans, like you are now known for having like the sweetest, kindest heart. You're so sweet to people. And I wonder like, is, is any of that because you don't want people to feel the way that you were treated?

• 24:18Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, I always, I always think about that too. And I know, I think.

• 24:23Speaker 01

  Like it keeps me up some nights. It'll be, it'll be like, say I was at dinner or something and um.

• 24:30Speaker 01

  I'm in the middle of taking a bite and someone will say, hey, can I have a picture with you? And I'll be like.

• 24:37Speaker 01

  Yeah. And I'll get up and I won't be as energetic as I usually because I want to eat too, you know, but.

• 24:42Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, of course.

• 24:42Speaker 01

  And I always think and I'm like, man, I could have been so much kinder in that situation and that kind of drives me nuts because I know how it feels to. To meet someone and especially I guess someone that you. Either know from music or someone that you really like their music or whatever. And I know how that feels for them to be. A total asshole and I never, that's kind of like what drove me, I guess to that. I don't want anybody. It only takes one second out of your day to be nice and.

• 25:14Alex Cooper?

  Totally. Do you have any advice for anyone that hat is like, damn, fuck post, I relate to you of like. Feeling like an outsider or feeling like maybe they don't fit in and they're kind of getting bullied. Like, do you have any advice? Any wisdom?

• 25:28Speaker 01

  Well, I guess, well, I don't know about wisdom.

• 25:32Speaker 01

  But yeah, I mean, coming, coming from, from, from that and just really like you are so fucking cool. You are so fucking cool. Even if no one thinks you're fucking cool, you're super fucking cool. I guess that's it. I mean, at the end of the day, you, you're, you're only one person your whole life and you should be able to express yourself and live your life and do whatever the fuck you want to do as long as you're not hurting anybody. And a lot of people don't really understand that, I guess. Um, especially it's hard being a kid. It's hard being a kid and I, I, I, I'm not gonna say I understand why kids bully people, but you know, it's, it's hard being a kid and you, people go through shit every day and, and you know, just keep being yourself. Just

• 26:15Speaker 01

  keep being fucking cool because you're fucking cool and no one can tell you shit, really.

• 26:19Alex Cooper?

  For example, you're pretty fucking cool. Look, look, no gum anymore, shorter hair, you're looking great.

• 26:26Speaker 01

  Thank you very much.

• 26:27Alex Cooper?

  Okay, I'm gonna ask you some rapid fire questions. And Post, I want you to really just give me whatever comes to your mind and your heart in this moment when I ask you this. Okay, here we go.

• 26:54Alex Cooper?

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• 29:02Alex Cooper?

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• 29:31Speaker 01

  Oh shit.

• 29:35Speaker 01

  Lewis Bell.

• 29:36Alex Cooper?

  You have to get rid of one tat. Which are you removing?

• 29:44Speaker 01

  For my mommy, something on my face.

• 29:47Alex Cooper?

  That's fair. Hi, Mom.

• 29:50Speaker 01

  Hi, Mom. She's here tonight.

• 29:51Alex Cooper?

  Oh, I need to meet her. Lovely, lovely.

• 29:54Speaker 01

  You should. You can hang out with her as long as you want.

• 29:56Alex Cooper?

  Okay. Okay. What is something you used to be embarrassed about, but you don't give a shit about anymore?

• 30:02Speaker 01

  Ah, my nipples. I have poofy nipples.

• 30:06Alex Cooper?

  Poofy? That sounds cute.

• 30:08Speaker 01

  It's not cute.

• 30:09Alex Cooper?

  Oh, okay.

• 30:11Speaker 01

  It's not cute.

• 30:12Alex Cooper?

  It's not fucking cute, bitch.

• 30:14Speaker 01

  They're tough. They're tough.

• 30:15Alex Cooper?

  Do you, did you know they were puffy, or did you get told they were puffy?

• 30:19Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, they always gave me shit about that. I never took my shirt off as a kid, because I was like, man, my nipples are so puff. I don't get why. I don't understand this.

• 30:27Alex Cooper?

  Oh, just a little puff daddy.

• 30:29Speaker 01

  They're just, I'm puff daddy.

• 30:30Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 30:31Speaker 01

  That's how he actually got his name. Have you seen his nipples?

• 30:33Alex Cooper?

  He has puffy nipples. You are puff daddy. One thing to call him, puffy nipples, bitch.

• 30:38Speaker 01

  He's just, he's just way richer than me.

• 30:42Alex Cooper?

  Stop. Okay, puffy nipples. That's a great answer that I didn't anticipate. This, this episode's gonna be Post Malone featuring puffy nipples. This is good.

• 30:50Speaker 01

  It's a great rap, man.

• 30:51Alex Cooper?

  That is good, okay. Have you ever joined the Mile High Club?

• 30:59Speaker 01

  Not all the way.

• 31:01Alex Cooper?

  Huh. Like a little finger bang, or like, you couldn't come?

• 31:06Speaker 01

  Oh, no. Definitely bust. Is that a fine to say?

• 31:10Alex Cooper?

  This is Call Her Daddy. We talk a lot about sex here, yeah, yeah.

• 31:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, definitely bust, but no, no like, uh, coitus. Not full coitus.

• 31:17Alex Cooper?

  Okay. That's, thank you for, this is good.

• 31:21Speaker 01

  And here's the whole deal, and I'll tell you why. I know it's supposed to be rapid fire, but I feel like the moment you get up on an airplane and go to the bathroom, or like, move around at all, that's when the turbulence starts. Because I'll see somebody get up, and I know they have, they have the poop walk. So I can tell they're gonna be back there and I'm like, get back in your seat, it's so bumpy right now. I know this is your fault. Am I the only one that feels that way?

• 31:44Alex Cooper?

  No, no, no, I, I agree with you and I understand that. Have you ever had the poop walk on the plane?

• 31:49Speaker 01

  I have never shit on an airplane.

• 31:51Alex Cooper?

  I have never either. And you know what? I know it's kinda gross to talk about, but this whole fucking episode of shit. Um, I was on the airplane and I think there's nothing worse than when someone has gas on the airplane and you're just like, like clench it or do fucking something, bro, because it's reeking.

• 32:07Speaker 01

  I'm not gonna lie, I definitely have farted real bad on an airplane before multiple times. And I'm so sorry to everyone that was on there. They probably thought that fucker was going down. They were like, that's not like a natural smell, so it's gonna be like jet fuel burning or something.

• 32:23Alex Cooper?

  It's, but I, I have never shit on an airplane either. And I think it's like, there is a level of controllability in there, you know what I mean? But would you rather take, someone take a shit or fart on the airplane? Well, you're the fucking culprit over here.

• 32:34Speaker 01

  Well, you know, I feel like for, well, look who he has here. If it isn't the jet fuel shitter on the airplane. Making everybody think it's going down. Um, no, I mean, I feel like during COVID even then, we might not even have that problem. So I'd let him rip all the fucking time. He can't smell shit. And if, if the, if the N95s are that,

• 32:55Speaker 01

  effective, you shouldn't be able to smell my shitty farts. And they're not shitty, by the way, stinky farts.

• 33:00Alex Cooper?

  Your little stinkers weren't getting through. It's almost like the motherfuckers that were wearing the ones that weren't that sick. It's like, well, shame on you. You deserve the fart.

• 33:09Speaker 01

  Usually what I do, you know, whatever area I'm in, I kinda distribute the ones that are really powerful with the, the twisting filters. So they're like really, and I'll just say, hey, guys, this is just in case. And then, everybody's usually pretty receptive to it. They're like, thank you.

• 33:23Alex Cooper?

  I appreciate the strategy you put into letting it go, okay? Um, what is your most toxic trait?

• 33:33Speaker 01

  I have a bunch of those.

• 33:37Alex Cooper?

  Share with the class.

• 33:37Speaker 01

  Drinking, drinking, and, um,

• 33:43Speaker 01

  Drinking and sometimes jealousy and I'm also sometimes especially with my good friends Quick to Anger which is which is something.

• 33:52Alex Cooper?

  Jealousy as in relationships?

• 33:54Speaker 01

  Yes ma'am.

• 33:55Alex Cooper?

  Mm hmm.

• 33:55Speaker 01

  You know.

• 33:56Alex Cooper?

  The fiance is like, I'm just chilling in the room and you're like.

• 33:59Speaker 01

  What are you doing?

• 34:01Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, you're giving a little jealous vibes.

• 34:04Speaker 01

  I I am right now?

• 34:06Alex Cooper?

  No, no, no, no, just like I'm not.

• 34:10Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, I can tell you're so jealous.

• 34:11Speaker 01

  Everybody's gonna be jealous after watching this because they weren't as free with their fecal talk.

• 34:16Alex Cooper?

  No, I I exactly. You're just letting it rip, literally. Um, okay, so you're jealous. You're jealous with with your woman a little. Okay, but that shows you care.

• 34:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, I guess that's that's.

• 34:28Alex Cooper?

  A good way to look at it.

• 34:29Speaker 01

  I guess that's a that's a way to look at it.

• 34:31Alex Cooper?

  She wouldn't say it.

• 34:32Speaker 01

  That that well, that's a good way to look at it. I never, you know, necessarily want to be mean, but I guess that stems from a place of my own insecurity and where and like how insecure I am.

• 34:42Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 34:42Speaker 01

  So that's um, um, yeah, I don't know. Nothing like absolutely wild, but it's just like, you know, I just.

• 34:51Speaker 01

  I want to feel loved. You know what I mean? I guess that's what it is.

• 34:53Alex Cooper?

  I get it.

• 34:54Speaker 01

  Like many humans.

• 34:55Alex Cooper?

  And you're drinking. Are you working on it or you're like cool with it? You just are aware?

• 34:58Speaker 01

  I am working on it. I used to drink because I was sad. Uh, now I drink

• 35:05Speaker 01

  for shows and because I'm happy. It's hard getting out there. Um, and I'm get so shy and timid and shit. So I just drink a little bit to, um, I guess cope with that and be able to get my liquid courage, literally.

• 35:23Alex Cooper?

  That's so interesting because I feel like when I see you on stage, especially online and TikToks, it's like post, you're busting out dance moves. It's like you're just like in your own world up there. I would don't think anyone would think that you would be too shy to get up there.

• 35:36Speaker 01

  Oh, well, that's, you know, that's, yeah, most definitely. Most definitely. It's it's, uh, you think these dance moves just these come, they're conduited from a great drinker in the skies somewhere.

• 35:47Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, you're like, I'm actually just hammered and that's why I feel comfortable to bust a move in my jorts.

• 35:52Speaker 01

  That's exactly what it is with my knee braces.

• 35:54Alex Cooper?

  Um, exactly. Please put those on before the show tonight. Um, what is a purchase you blew too much money on and regret?

• 36:02Speaker 01

  Regret.

• 36:03Alex Cooper?

  Mm-hmm.

• 36:03Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 36:04Alex Cooper?

  Or you blew too much money on it and you're aware, but you don't give a fuck.

• 36:06Speaker 01

  I bought the Lord of the Rings magic card.

• 36:11Alex Cooper?

  Oh, do you want to tell me how much that was?

• 36:12Speaker 01

  It was two million dollars.

• 36:18Alex Cooper?

  Where is?

• 36:18Speaker 01

  Don't make me regret it right now.

• 36:20Alex Cooper?

  Oh, oh, you were saying you don't regret it, because I was like.

• 36:22Speaker 01

  No, I definitely, I definitely don't regret it.

• 36:24Alex Cooper?

  Oh, where is it now?

• 36:25Speaker 01

  It is, well, I guess, right now, since this is in the future, I have it already. Would you like to see it?

• 36:32Alex Cooper?

  Oh, yes, can't wait.

• 36:34Speaker 01

  Let's do it off camera.

• 36:35Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two million dollars on a fucking card.

• 36:39Speaker 01

  Yes, ma'am.

• 36:39Alex Cooper?

  Wow, so you really like Lord of the Rings?

• 36:41Speaker 01

  I like Lord of the Rings and Magic the Gathering.

• 36:43Alex Cooper?

  Do you like Frodo?

• 36:45Speaker 01

  I'm down with Frodo, he, I think he's cool, he's a flawed character, but we all are.

• 36:49Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 36:51Speaker 01

  And, um, I like his feet.

• 36:53Alex Cooper?

  Oh.

• 36:53Speaker 01

  Not like in a sexy way, but I just think it's cool how he lets, he's walking around like the most treacherous place in the world in his bare feet, and I'm like, that's fucking cool.

• 37:00Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, I appreciate you clarifying, because I think on this show, people would think you were like, oh, I jerk off to Frodo's feet. That's the vibe this show would give, so it's good you clarified.

• 37:08Speaker 01

  Answering emails can mean a lot of things.

• 37:11Alex Cooper?

  Yes, exactly, exactly. Okay, two million dollars for a fucking card, damn. Um, how old were you when you lost your virginity?

• 37:17Speaker 01

  Ah, fuck.

• 37:21Alex Cooper?

  You can be honest.

• 37:21Speaker 01

  What counts?

• 37:22Alex Cooper?

  You're putting your dick in something.

• 37:24Speaker 01

  In the coochie? In something?

• 37:26Alex Cooper?

  Well, I didn't know.

• 37:27Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, in something.

• 37:28Alex Cooper?

  A butt or a V.

• 37:30Speaker 01

  Butt.

• 37:31Alex Cooper?

  Well.

• 37:31Speaker 01

  First hot, whoa, alright, alright. Ah, fuck.

• 37:35Alex Cooper?

  No, no, no, are you, do you like women specifically?

• 37:38Speaker 01

  Yes, ma'am.

• 37:38Alex Cooper?

  Okay, so, so a V then, a vagina.

• 37:40Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 37:41Alex Cooper?

  When's the first time you put your dick in a vagina?

• 37:43Speaker 01

  I thought he was like, eh, eh, like, he was like, when's the, oh, first time for anal, and I'm like, whoa, fuck, ah, this shit.

• 37:48Alex Cooper?

  Oh, you can go there too. When's the first time you did anal, when's the first time you did a V? Let's go, here we go, post, woo!

• 37:54Speaker 01

  Let it rip, oh, fuck. September oh eight? No, that's from, uh, the other guy, so that was his first desktop. Um, um, I don't know, I, would, question was age?

• 38:07Alex Cooper?

  Age.

• 38:09Speaker 01

  Seventeen?

• 38:10Alex Cooper?

  Seventeen.

• 38:11Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:11Alex Cooper?

  What about the bumhole?

• 38:13Speaker 01

  No, fuck, ah, not till a couple of years later.

• 38:17Alex Cooper?

  What was the experience like?

• 38:19Speaker 01

  For me, very cool.

• 38:22Speaker 01

  This is a crazy thing, you know, there's a lot of crazy stuff you look at as a kid and I'm like, you know, fuck, I don't want to try this shit.

• 38:29Alex Cooper?

  Did she shit on your dick or no, you were okay?

• 38:31Speaker 01

  No ma'am.

• 38:32Alex Cooper?

  No ma'am.

• 38:33Speaker 01

  No ma'am.

• 38:33Alex Cooper?

  No ma'am, okay, we're moving on.

• 38:37Alex Cooper?

  He kept it clean, it was clean, when you pulled out, you were okay, you weren't traumatized?

• 38:41Speaker 01

  No, I was not.

• 38:43Alex Cooper?

  It sounds like you're saying she was though.

• 38:44Speaker 01

  No, but I can never, I can never like, speak on behalf of, we talk and be like, yeah, everything's great, but then like, like, I don't know, like, is this nor- Have you know, not again with the, you know, whatever.

• 39:00Alex Cooper?

  You wouldn't do it again?

• 39:01Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, I would, I mean, I would. But, not with the same lady.

• 39:07Alex Cooper?

  Totally, totally, you have a lady.

• 39:09Speaker 01

  No, understood, but like, right, this was like, not with the same lady, we never did it again, does that make sense?

• 39:17Alex Cooper?

  Oh, got it, got it, got it, yes, yes.

• 39:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, I can only speak on my behalf.

• 39:20Alex Cooper?

  No, this is good, this is good.

• 39:21Speaker 01

  I was gung ho though.

• 39:22Alex Cooper?

  You're like, I was having a great fucking time, anyways, um, what is your biggest fear?

• 39:30Speaker 01

  I hate airplanes, but that's not a biggest fear, that's not, that's a cop out, um, but, I guess not being able to be there for my baby, which is a new fear, um, but yeah, that's why I tried to slow down on drinking, to take better care of my body, I stopped drinking sodas and stuff and I remember, I went to the doctor and they said, hey man, your liver sucks, and I was like, alright, so how do we fix it, and so, we're fixing it.

• 40:04Alex Cooper?

  You're working on it?

• 40:05Speaker 01

  Yes ma'am, so.

• 40:06Alex Cooper?

  What's the most awkward interaction you've had with another celebrity?

• 40:12Speaker 01

  I don't necessarily remember, but I remember, there's, there's one gentleman I know who, who, um, who doesn't drink.

• 40:22Speaker 01

  And, and I'm, I saw him after a couple of years and I was roasted. Um, and I was like, hey man, what are you drinking? He's like, I don't drink. And I'm like, oh, fuck dude, I'm so sorry. That's like, that's a, that's a bad feeling for me. And I was like, oh, I'm so sorry, man.

• 40:38Alex Cooper?

  I get it. I get it. You're like, why did I just say that? But like, I'm sure they get that all the time. So that's okay. But I get what you're, it's in a moment. You're like, fuck me.

• 40:46Speaker 01

  Yes, yeah, yeah, I know. I'd be like, I'm such a dick. I, I, yeah, that's like, then that shit keeps you up.

• 40:52Alex Cooper?

  Yes.

• 40:52Speaker 01

  You're like, oh, man, I got.

• 40:54Alex Cooper?

  Why'd I do that?

• 40:55Speaker 01

  I'm so sorry, dude.

• 40:55Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, oh, you're a nice guy though. You like care what, you can affect people.

• 40:59Speaker 01

  I, I, everyone can. That's a, you, that's like, you just be nice. Don't be a dickhead.

• 41:04Alex Cooper?

  Just be nice. Don't be a dickhead.

• 41:06Speaker 01

  Yes, ma'am.

• 41:06Alex Cooper?

  Let's put that on a T-shirt. Okay. You're forced to dress up.

• 41:10Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 41:10Alex Cooper?

  And roleplay.

• 41:11Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 41:11Alex Cooper?

  In the bedroom.

• 41:12Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 41:13Alex Cooper?

  What are you dressing up as?

• 41:14Speaker 01

  Well, I guess Frodo. Now we have to go on like theme here.

• 41:18Alex Cooper?

  You gotta keep it consistent.

• 41:19Speaker 01

  It has to be. Well, either Frodo or Sauron. Oh, that'd be so badass. I'll put on stilts and be like 10 feet tall like Sauron.

• 41:29Alex Cooper?

  Do you think that would get your woman turned on?

• 41:32Speaker 01

  No, ma'am. Not even in the, there is no life in the void. And then she's like, what the fuck are you doing?

• 41:39Alex Cooper?

  Like, it couldn't be more dry. Like, you're literally disgusting me right now. What is happening? You're freaking me out. You're on stilts. Pose coming in.

• 41:49Speaker 01

  Then she'll show me Sauron's eye. That's a coochie. That's like the nickname there for the coochie.

• 41:55Alex Cooper?

  Got it. And she just spread herself and like, I guess this is roleplay. Jesus fucking Christ.

• 42:01Speaker 01

  Even, but then we don't even have sex. I just like practice my, my mace moves. Check. Watch this.

• 42:08Alex Cooper?

  I, I, I'm kind of picturing, this is good too, cause it's giving like a full idea of like what your sex is like. Do you know what I mean? Like people are gonna be like, ooh, this is good. Like he's on stilts, like.

• 42:17Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 42:18Alex Cooper?

  The whole thing. It's, it's good. This is sexy. This is sexy.

• 42:20Speaker 01

  Or Captain Price from Call of Duty.

• 42:23Alex Cooper?

  Wow, you're, this is very specific. You learn something new every day, Pose. This is really good. Um, when's the last time you cried?

• 42:30Speaker 01

  That's been a long time.

• 42:32Alex Cooper?

  That's a lie.

• 42:33Speaker 01

  That's been a long time.

• 42:34Alex Cooper?

  Someone told me you were crying yesterday.

• 42:36Speaker 01

  I didn't cry yesterday.

• 42:37Alex Cooper?

  Do you cry on stage?

• 42:38Speaker 01

  No one saw me yesterday.

• 42:40Alex Cooper?

  Someone saw.

• 42:40Speaker 01

  I almost cry on stage. I almost cry on stage, but I don't cry.

• 42:45Alex Cooper?

  Almost.

• 42:46Speaker 01

  That's sweat. Dude, it's fucking hot. It's hot up there. I'm sweating a lot. I hadn't cried in like fucking six fucking years.

• 42:56Alex Cooper?

  Well, if you were to cry recently, what would you be crying over?

• 43:02Speaker 01

  I actually, I, I. I find it harder now. You kind of get, I don't know, you do it for so long. And you kind of lose like, um. It's sad, but you kind of like scoop super calloused to shit.

• 43:18Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 43:18Speaker 01

  I used to cry when people would make fun of me and shit. And now I'm just like, hey, man, well, you don't, you haven't met me. I think you might like me if we got to hang out. You know, but it doesn't hurt my feelings anymore, but. Um, I, I did cry. Um.

• 43:36Speaker 01

  The other, like, last tour, because my baby, uh, started blowing kisses and it's really cute.

• 43:43Alex Cooper?

  So they're happy tears pose?

• 43:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, happy tears.

• 43:45Alex Cooper?

  That's great. That's great. Um, well, this is a quick little transition. We were talking about your baby blowing kisses. Um, just pretend that didn't happen for a second. Um. What's your go to porn search words?

• 44:00Speaker 01

  Frodo feet. Legolas wig. Sauron may skills Captain Price in the prone. Cruise missile, five kill streak. Uh, these are all, I usually put them all in one and you'd be the surprise if some of the crazy shit comes out of that.

• 44:19Alex Cooper?

  Wow.

• 44:20Speaker 01

  No, I don't know. I mean, I kind of just go to like, uh, daily selection.

• 44:26Alex Cooper?

  The daily trend is.

• 44:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, yeah, you know, because they, they spend a lot of time on the algorithm, I think. And I think, you know, like, a lot of people are on these sites. So I mean. Something must be right there.

• 44:36Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, there's no shame.

• 44:37Speaker 01

  Check it out.

• 44:37Alex Cooper?

  Totally.

• 44:38Speaker 01

  And you get like 10 pages on there, so you can be like, huh, well, I don't know. Go to page five today. Or you roll a dice.

• 44:44Alex Cooper?

  Right.

• 44:44Speaker 01

  You roll a D12 or a D20 and see if you, uh, see what page you should go to.

• 44:50Alex Cooper?

  I'm picturing you on Pornhub like, hmm, like what's today's selection? This is interesting. You're kind of like down.

• 44:54Speaker 01

  Crack some wine. Open like a nice bottle and just candles and put Lord of the Rings. It usually takes me like 12 hours, my whole like crank sesh.

• 45:06Alex Cooper?

  Oh.

• 45:06Speaker 01

  So I can watch all the Lord of the Rings in that time period.

• 45:10Alex Cooper?

  Yep. And is that how long you would last during sex? No.

• 45:15Speaker 01

  How drunk am I?

• 45:16Alex Cooper?

  What if you're sober?

• 45:18Speaker 01

  30 seconds.

• 45:19Alex Cooper?

  Okay. What if you've had, what if you've had, what if you've had seven beers?

• 45:24Speaker 01

  Bump that up to a cool minute 30.

• 45:26Alex Cooper?

  Okay. And what if we're working out like a 20 beer.

• 45:31Speaker 01

  Crazy night?

• 45:32Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 45:32Speaker 01

  I, I'll go. I got, that's when the machine turns on. That's when it's all finally, it's all finally lubricated and you just keep going. I'd be like, ow! I'd be like, oh no, let's go.

• 45:44Alex Cooper?

  You're in your prime. You like go.

• 45:45Speaker 01

  Call the doctor.

• 45:49Alex Cooper?

  What's your favorite sex position?

• 45:52Speaker 01

  Missionary, of course.

• 45:53Alex Cooper?

  Mm-hmm.

• 46:10Alex Cooper?

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• 46:55Alex Cooper?

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• 47:31Speaker 01

  Yes, ma'am.

• 47:32Alex Cooper?

  Which I think is great, but again, this is call her daddy. So I'm gonna like, ask you a couple of questions. You answer how you're comfortable.

• 47:38Speaker 01

  Yes, ma'am.

• 47:39Alex Cooper?

  You're engaged?

• 47:40Speaker 01

  Yes, ma'am.

• 47:40Alex Cooper?

  Or are you married and you secretly haven't told anyone?

• 47:42Speaker 01

  I'm not married.

• 47:43Alex Cooper?

  You're not married. You're engaged. How long have you been engaged?

• 47:48Speaker 01

  Two years?

• 47:48Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 47:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, I met, I met a guy the other day and he was like, I just got married after 21 years. And I'm like, oh, sick. Please don't tell her that.

• 47:58Alex Cooper?

  We got you. We got you. What would a Post Malone wedding look like?

• 48:03Speaker 01

  Bitchin'.

• 48:04Alex Cooper?

  Bitchin'.

• 48:04Speaker 01

  Yep, absolutely. Um, I don't know. I'd imagine an ice luge for brews. That's just steady going. And it just, it keeps, keeps being, beer keeps being poured into it and all my buddies are like, super down for the cause. So they just go and take a suckle of the teat of the nectar and keep that party going. Dance moves are gonna be, hopefully, popping. Um, I don't know. I'd imagine everything rustic, modern.

• 48:42Alex Cooper?

  Jorts? But like wedding.

• 48:45Speaker 01

  Lots of camouflage.

• 48:49Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, fuck, fuck rustic modern. I think we just do everything camouflage. I think, yeah, I think that sounds amazing.

• 48:54Alex Cooper?

  Would you wear a camo suit?

• 48:55Speaker 01

  Uh, sure, fuck yeah. I actually have a camo tuxedo.

• 48:59Alex Cooper?

  And you're wearing camo crocs. Very trendy.

• 49:03Speaker 01

  It's super trendy.

• 49:05Alex Cooper?

  Very cool.

• 49:05Speaker 01

  But I wear it for the utilitarian purposes.

• 49:08Alex Cooper?

  Okay, cool. How did you propose?

• 49:10Speaker 01

  It's in Vegas, but we got married, just a proposal. And I had lost a significant amount of money at the, uh, table. And we go upstairs and I'm like,

• 49:23Speaker 01

  off my rocker, hammered. And I was like, hey, you wanna marry me? I got a ring and all this stuff. And then, um, she said, no.

• 49:34Speaker 01

  She's like, ask me tomorrow. And I was like, alright, yeah. And then I did. And I was sober and it was nice.

• 49:39Alex Cooper?

  I fucking love her for that. She's like, be fucking sober.

• 49:42Speaker 01

  She's a beast, yeah. She was right. I mean, you know, I, I knew, I knew.

• 49:46Alex Cooper?

  You did.

• 49:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, I knew. I'm just a terrible, uh, arbiter of romanticism, I guess.

• 49:53Alex Cooper?

  How did you know? Like, what is something about her? Cause I know you keep your relationship private. Like, what's something that you like, knew you were in love with this person?

• 50:02Speaker 01

  I could tell, which is really cool. I could tell her heart is so massive. And I, I've always wanted kids and like a, a, a big family. And I could tell she was gonna be a really good mama. And she's like, number one mom in the fucking universe.

• 50:20Alex Cooper?

  Are any of your songs about her?

• 50:23Speaker 01

  They're not out yet.

• 50:24Alex Cooper?

  Is it gonna be on the album?

• 50:25Speaker 01

  No, man.

• 50:27Alex Cooper?

  So you've written some, but no one's heard them.

• 50:30Speaker 01

  No one's.

• 50:30Alex Cooper?

  But she.

• 50:31Speaker 01

  Because that's, I don't know, that's a scary. I, I feel like, I don't know, a lot of the songs I do, a lot of songs I write for her, I don't even play for her because I'm terribly shy, like about like that. I know, it's terrible. I know.

• 50:42Alex Cooper?

  If I was her, I would. Forced you to sit down and like, play it.

• 50:44Speaker 01

  Well, we do have a guitar.

• 50:46Alex Cooper?

  Would you?

• 50:47Speaker 01

  Alright, I'll play, I'll play. It's, it's like twenty-five songs, so I hope you guys are ready.

• 50:51Alex Cooper?

  No, stop. Would you, no, stop. You can't get us that excited. My heart got excited. Okay, so, but you've written songs about her, but you just don't release them right now?

• 50:59Speaker 01

  Yes, ma'am.

• 50:59Alex Cooper?

  Okay, so you're now a dad?

• 51:01Speaker 01

  Yes, ma'am.

• 51:01Alex Cooper?

  Which is so exciting. How old is your daughter now?

• 51:05Speaker 01

  At the time of this interview, fourteen months. Fourteen, fifteen months.

• 51:09Alex Cooper?

  Congratulations.

• 51:10Speaker 01

  Thank you very much.

• 51:11Alex Cooper?

  What is Papa Post like?

• 51:15Speaker 01

  It's cool. Very cool. Very handsome. My dad, when I was a kid, he would always play me like really heavy music, and I love heavy music. The other day, I put on a Godsmack song and she, and I was like, started rocking and she was like, and it was really cute.

• 51:31Alex Cooper?

  So that must've made you really happy?

• 51:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, that made me really happy.

• 51:33Alex Cooper?

  What do you think is your best dad's skill?

• 51:38Speaker 01

  Having money.

• 51:40Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 51:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:41Alex Cooper?

  For sure.

• 51:42Speaker 01

  I think, as of, as of right now, that this is, it's good for the baby and good for the mom. And I think that's about the only skill I have, really. Sometimes I'll play, I'll play guitar with her, which is our, our right skill, but they're like, put the fucking guitar away. I want, I want the new, uh,

• 51:58Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 51:59Speaker 01

  Uh, Fisher Price deal.

• 52:01Alex Cooper?

  You're like, here's my MX. God bless you all.

• 52:04Speaker 01

  I think the baby knows the code. That'll be your first word is my credit card number. Yep. What's, okay, now what's the expiration? Very good, okay.

• 52:16Alex Cooper?

  So good. You're wringing the dough. You know, you're self-aware, Post, okay?

• 52:21Speaker 01

  Hey, look, I'm, I'm the happiest I've ever been, so you know, if I-

• 52:25Alex Cooper?

  I'm so happy for you.

• 52:26Speaker 01

  I'll pay all the money in the world.

• 52:28Alex Cooper?

  It's amazing. What's a lesson that your parents kind of taught you growing up that you want to make sure that you pass on to your daughter?

• 52:35Speaker 01

  Well, my dad said you can't make everyone happy, which is a good, which is a good lesson. I still struggle with that. Cause I try, I try to be, yeah, well, and being kind is totally different than making someone happy. But you know, if there's- You ever have a problem with your your, your parents or a friend or something? They'll understand and you understand and just kind of be patient with the situation.

• 52:58Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 52:59Speaker 01

  And um kind of hypocritical at some times, but um I guess that's, that's just be yourself and, and you, you can't make everyone happy.

• 53:09Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 53:10Speaker 01

  Especially in, sorry.

• 53:11Alex Cooper?

  No, you're fine. Um, I agree with everything you're saying and I think it's a good approach to life. What do you think is the biggest misconception about you?

• 53:18Speaker 01

  Ah, small nipples.

• 53:23Alex Cooper?

  You're like puff daddy.

• 53:25Speaker 01

  I'm puff, I'm puffy nips. You guys know my new record? No, I don't know. I don't know. Well, I guess right now I could say everybody thinks I'm on drugs.

• 53:35Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 53:37Speaker 01

  I'm not on drugs.

• 53:38Alex Cooper?

  Okay. It's good to clarify, no? Maybe you don't even have to.

• 53:42Speaker 01

  It, well, that's, that's, I, I, I just spoke to somebody about this and it's interesting having everybody in your life all the time and like you, I tried to maintain a private lifestyle because like, you know, especially with the baby and, and um I want her to be able to decide what she wants to do. Maybe she doesn't want to be on social media, but I see a lot of people, you know, here's my baby, like just right out of the coochie, here she is, here they are. And I'm like, well, you know, how you know the baby wanted to do that? You know?

• 54:14Alex Cooper?

  Trust me, I agree with you wholeheartedly. Like, let the kid decide.

• 54:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, that's, that's the whole deal. And so, like, I try to maintain that um, whole deal, but people can see me on stage and they take, might take my dance moves, people are like, this is, hey, this is what meth looks like. I'm like, I don't, not a meth.

• 54:35Alex Cooper?

  You're, yeah, I think it's

• 54:36Speaker 01

  Unless it's in pedialyte, is it in pedialyte, is it in macaroni and cheese?

• 54:41Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 54:41Speaker 01

  Cause I'm definitely on meth if it's in macaroni and cheese.

• 54:45Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, but does that get annoying though that like, how do you decide when you're like, fuck, should I not speak up on this? You're like, hi, I'm not on fucking drugs.

• 54:52Speaker 01

  Respectfully, I don't owe anybody an explanation for anything.

• 54:55Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 54:55Speaker 01

  Um, but I can tell that there is genuine care.

• 55:00Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 55:00Speaker 01

  And it's not, everybody is not just the guy that's like, okay, kids, this is what meth looks like. Don't be like this fucking guy, but there is people who genuinely care, you know? And I kinda wanted to put their minds at ease. There's so much love in my fanbase and it's super cool, but you always get those motherfuckers that are like, fuck this guy. You know, but.

• 55:20Alex Cooper?

  It is interesting though, when you say that post, because in the same interview, you're saying, I've never been happier. And people think you're on meth.

• 55:28Speaker 01

  Yes, ma'am.

• 55:28Alex Cooper?

  So this is kinda nice.

• 55:30Speaker 01

  It's a kind of a fine line.

• 55:31Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, it's kind of interesting. You're like, I have never been happier and everyone's like, but you're on meth?

• 55:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 55:36Alex Cooper?

  You're like, you can think that I'm happy.

• 55:38Speaker 01

  Well, and they can think, at the end of the day, they're gonna think whatever they want. Even after I was like, hey, guys, I'm not on drugs. People are like, that's exactly what someone on drugs would say. Okay, great. Okay, whatever. I said what I, yeah.

• 55:52Alex Cooper?

  You tried.

• 55:52Speaker 01

  And I'm happiest I've ever been, not on drugs, like a good beer, like to smoke cigarettes, hanging out.

• 55:59Alex Cooper?

  We love it. Your new album, Austin, by the time this comes out, it will be out. What is the story behind the album?

• 56:07Speaker 01

  The story behind the album is a couple of days before tour, we were like, hey, I wanna do like, um, an acoustic project. So we went and we rented out Henson for a week. And, um, we made like eight songs in seven days and crushed half of the record there. Can I have a brewski?

• 56:30Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 56:30Speaker 01

  Thank you. I'm so sorry.

• 56:31Alex Cooper?

  Wait, no, you're fine. Wait, you did eight songs in seven days?

• 56:35Speaker 01

  Yes, ma'am.

• 56:37Alex Cooper?

  Is that normal?

• 56:38Speaker 01

  Sometimes, sometimes it is. They're not good for the most part, whenever we do that. Yes, please. Thank you, Ben, Bobby. Sorry. Fuck. God damn it.

• 56:48Alex Cooper?

  Ben?

• 56:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, Ben. Ben is usually grabbing the beers.

• 56:52Alex Cooper?

  But it's Bobby.

• 56:53Speaker 01

  But it's Bobby in here. Hi, Bobby.

• 56:58Alex Cooper?

  Hi.

• 56:59Speaker 01

  Hi.

• 57:00Alex Cooper?

  You wanna come in?

• 57:00Speaker 01

  Hi Bobby.

• 57:01Alex Cooper?

  Camera time?

• 57:02Speaker 01

  Yeah Bobby. When was your first anal?

• 57:09Alex Cooper?

  Let's talk about your sandwiches.

• 57:12Speaker 01

  Thank you so much. Yeah guys, check out Bobby's, or Bobo's if you're ever in, uh, if you have in Jersey.

• 57:18Alex Cooper?

  Jersey. Um, okay, so, eight songs, seven days.

• 57:22Speaker 01

  Yes ma'am. Um.

• 57:24Alex Cooper?

  And you said usually that turns out bad, but?

• 57:26Speaker 01

  Well yeah, cuz you can go and you can make like half a song and never have lyrics or anything like that on there, but, um, uh, it was, it was so much fun. And we had so much fun and it was originally supposed to be just me and a guitar. And then we were like, oh fuck it, this song would be bitchin' with drums on it. And, um, so we just kept making a whole album and we finished, the whole album was made in like, musically, like, recording wise, like, three weeks total, so it was cool.

• 57:53Alex Cooper?

  How do you want your fans to feel about this album?

• 57:57Speaker 01

  I just hope they don't think it sucks. Um, that's usually the consensus amongst the team, like, uh, does this suck? And I don't think it sucks. Um, but it's really cool, I got, I, I felt a lot of space. Um, it was written by me and three other dudes completely. Well, besides, we had some really super talented guest writers and, and, well, I wouldn't even call them guest writers, co-writers.

• 58:22Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 58:22Speaker 01

  Um, but guests in the studio for, cuz for the most part, it was just us.

• 58:25Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 58:26Speaker 01

  I always keep stuff to myself, you know?

• 58:28Alex Cooper?

  That you wrote on the toilet?

• 58:29Speaker 01

  Yes ma'am, yes ma'am, yes ma'am.

• 58:31Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, it's like a very intimate moment for you to write it on the toilet, you and yourself, and then to put it out there.

• 58:35Speaker 01

  Well, I actually had them bring A Porcelain Throne into Henson to cut the vocals as well and the guitar.

• 58:42Alex Cooper?

  Mm-hmm, that makes sense.

• 58:42Speaker 01

  Just for perfect accuracy. I think you can hear a little bit of the shine, a little bit of the twang in the recording.

• 58:47Alex Cooper?

  But you wanted it to be genuine.

• 58:48Speaker 01

  Yes ma'am.

• 58:48Alex Cooper?

  This is like how I, this is me in my raw form of how I actually do it.

• 58:52Speaker 01

  I'm actually gonna do that for the next record. We just did it.

• 58:54Alex Cooper?

  That should be your album cover. Everyone would know.

• 58:57Speaker 01

  Live from the shitter.

• 58:58Alex Cooper?

  Um.

• 58:58Speaker 01

  No, everyone will know, it'll just be me, me, me on the toilet.

• 59:01Alex Cooper?

  Or it's the selfie angle for your fucking album cover.

• 59:04Speaker 01

  Everybody's like, oh, this dude's definitely on the shitter, right?

• 59:06Alex Cooper?

  What is your favorite lyric that you wrote?

• 59:09Speaker 01

  Ooh.

• 59:12Speaker 01

  I call her Shrek cuz she got a donkey.

• 59:18Alex Cooper?

  It's genius.

• 59:19Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 59:19Alex Cooper?

  It's innovative.

• 59:20Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 59:20Alex Cooper?

  And it's also nostalgic.

• 59:22Speaker 01

  It's eye-opening, it strikes all the right chords, it really, really makes you think.

• 59:27Alex Cooper?

  What is that lyric on, what song?

• 59:30Speaker 01

  It's called "Socialite."

• 59:31Alex Cooper?

  Oh!

• 59:33Speaker 01

  Could you ima- like, kinda makes you think, like, think, and then like, Shrek, Donkey.

• 59:38Alex Cooper?

  What do you think's gonna be the biggest banger? Do you usually know when something is going to hit with your fans? Or you are always surprised which one's become the biggest?

• 59:47Speaker 01

  I'm, I'm always surprised, I feel like. I can go off what, you know, like, management and label and everybody says and stuff, but... I mean, I just wanna make a song that I, I like.

• 59:59Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 59:59Speaker 01

  And I could never... Like, some songs you just know, and like, "Oh, this is really catchy."

• 1:00:04Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:05Speaker 01

  And that usually does it, but now I'm old, and, I mean, I made, uh, an album with me playing guitar on every song and no features, so I don't know exactly how in touch I am.

• 1:00:18Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 1:00:19Speaker 01

  Um, but I think there's some great songs on there that I hope people like.

• 1:00:23Alex Cooper?

  What's your favorite song on the album?

• 1:00:34Speaker 01

  You know that one.

• 1:00:34Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, that one.

• 1:00:35Speaker 01

  You know that one.

• 1:00:36Alex Cooper?

  I can already feel it. I can already hear it.

• 1:00:38Speaker 01

  I really don't, I, fuck.

• 1:00:40Alex Cooper?

  Top two.

• 1:00:44Alex Cooper?

  Come on.

• 1:00:45Speaker 01

  They're also different.

• 1:00:46Alex Cooper?

  You know whatever comes out of your mouth, everyone's gonna listen to.

• 1:00:49Speaker 01

  Well, I hope anybody listens at all, that would be amazing.

• 1:00:51Alex Cooper?

  They're gonna listen, post. Daddy Gang is gonna fucking listen.

• 1:00:54Speaker 01

  Thanks Daddy Gang.

• 1:00:54Alex Cooper?

  These people are so loyal. Daddy Gang is gonna get out there, they're gonna stream the whole thing. But we need to hear your top two songs.

• 1:01:00Speaker 01

  I'm trying to remember the tracklist, too. I don't wanna go, I'm having so much...

• 1:01:04Alex Cooper?

  I don't want you to go either.

• 1:01:05Speaker 01

  Um, I'm actually getting kicked off, is what's happening.

• 1:01:08Alex Cooper?

  No. I'm like, okay, it's been enough shit talk, get the fuck out.

• 1:01:12Speaker 01

  Get, get the fuck out, Frodo Feet.

• 1:01:14Alex Cooper?

  This is the first night you shit your pants on stage. Like, it goes down tonight.

• 1:01:20Speaker 01

  Um, I like "Greensam" a lot. I had a lot of fun playing the guitar on that and writing the guitar for that. And, um...

• 1:01:28Speaker 01

  Enough is enough, something real. I'll just li- I can list like the whole track list.

• 1:01:34Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 1:01:34Speaker 01

  But I don't know, I had so much fun working on those, those records.

• 1:01:38Alex Cooper?

  I'm so excited for you, you're so talented. It's always such a pleasure to get to sit down with someone and meet them in person. Because again, I see things online about you, I see your pictures and your videos and your amazing dance moves. But being in your presence, like you're such a soft, sweet guy that is clearly so talented beyond words. And I just can't thank you enough for taking the time because I know you're on tour and you're so busy. And this really meant a lot to me and my fans and your fans, so thank you, Post.

• 1:02:04Speaker 01

  No, thank you very much. Thank you guys for having me.

• 1:02:08Alex Cooper?

  Let's go play beer pong.

• 1:02:09Speaker 01

  I don't see why not.

• 1:02:10Alex Cooper?

  Oh wait, I have a, I have a gift for you.

• 1:02:11Speaker 01

  Whaaat?

• 1:02:13Alex Cooper?

  Okay, so I know you're really happy.

• 1:02:14Speaker 01

  Yes ma'am.

• 1:02:15Alex Cooper?

  But we're never perfect.

• 1:02:16Speaker 01

  Yes ma'am.

• 1:02:17Alex Cooper?

  So this is merch for you, Unwell.

• 1:02:19Speaker 01

  This is amazing.

• 1:02:20Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:21Speaker 01

  And it's

• 1:02:23Alex Cooper?

  It's, yeah.

• 1:02:23Speaker 01

  Feel that?

• 1:02:24Alex Cooper?

  Yeah. Oh, and it's puff print like your nipples.

• 1:02:27Speaker 01

  Oh, it's a set? It's puff print like my nippies. It hides it perfectly. Well, that's actually so funny because we got a gift for you.

• 1:02:35Alex Cooper?

  No, Post. Oh my god, look at us. This is so sweet, guys.

• 1:02:43Alex Cooper?

  Thank you so much, you're amazing. Thank you for coming on.

• 1:02:45Speaker 01

  No, you're fucking amazing. Thank you.

• 1:02:46Alex Cooper?

  Oh my god, we did it.

• 1:02:57Speaker 02

  Sessi time, lil money, need a big boy. Pull up 20 inch blades like I'm lil Troy. Now it's everybody flockin', need a decoy. Shawty mixing up the vodka with the liquor. G-Wagon, G-Wagon, G-Wagon, G-Wagon, all the housewives pulling up. I got a lot of toys. 720 S pumping fallout boy. You was talking shit in the beginning, back when I was feeling more forgiving. I know I piss you off to see me winning. See the hit glue in my mouth and I be grinning.

• 1:03:27Speaker 02

  Hundred bands in my pocket, it's on me. Honey deep when I roll like the army. Get more bottles, these bottles are lonely. It's a moment when I show up, god, I'm saying wow. Hundred bands in my pocket, it's on me. Yeah, your grandma more proud than they know me. Get more bottles, these bottles are lonely. It's a moment when I show up, god, I'm saying wow. Everywhere I go, catch me on the block like a Mutombo. 750 Lambo in the Utah snow. Trunk in the front like a shit dumb boy, yeah. Cut the roof off like a nip tuck. Pull up to the house with some big busts. Turn the kitchen counter to a strip club. Me and Dre came for the When I got glowed, all of y'all disappeared. Before I dropped Sonny, none of y'all really cared. Now the hell, I say congratulations to the kid.

• 1:04:12Speaker 02

  And this is not a forty, but I'm pouring out this shit. Used to have a lot, but I got more now. Made another hit, cuz I got butt now. Always going for it, never pump fourth down. Last call, hell, Mary press got touchdown, eh. Hundred bands in my pocket, it's on me. Honey, deep when I roll like the army. Get more bottles, these bottles are lonely. It's a moment when I show up, got them saying wow. Hundred bands in my pocket, it's on me. Yeah, your grandma will probably know me. Get more bottles, these bottles are lonely. It's a moment when I show up, got them saying wow.

• 1:04:44Speaker 03

  It must be hard stuff, okay? Pull the little bit away. I thought you were way better than her. I'm really wrong. I'm, I'm one of them. I'm like, I've been like, boom, boom. I was I get it. You were nervous. I have stage fright. I would be too, and I was. You were doing it in front of both of us so good. That is wrong. Like, it's harder than you said. I know. It's harder, it's light now.

• 1:05:18Speaker 02

  Oxytocin making it all okay When I come back down, it doesn't feel the same Now I'm sitting round waiting for the world to end all day

• 1:05:35Speaker 02

  Cause I couldn't leave you, I tried

• 1:05:41Speaker 02

  You break me, then I break my rules Last time was the last time too It's fucked up, I know, but I'm still Rise out of the party, smoking in the car with you Seven nation army, fighting at the bar with you Tell me that I'm sorry, tell me what I gotta do Cause I can't let go, it's chemical No, I can't let go, it's chemical

• 1:06:20Speaker 02

  Every time I'm ready to make a change,

• 1:06:26Speaker 02

  You turn around and fuck out all my brains. I ain't trying to fight fate, it's too late to save face. I can't get away, maybe there's no mistakes.

• 1:06:43Speaker 02

  You break me, then I break my rules. Last time was the last time too. It's fucked up, I know, but I still... I found a party, smoking in the car with you.

• 1:07:00Speaker 02

  Summonation of me, fighting with the wrong you. Say you're sorry, tell me what I gotta do. Cause I can't let go, it's chemical. No, I can't let go, it's chemical. No, I can't let go, it's chemical. Say you're sorry, tell me what I gotta do. No, I can't let go, it's chemical.

• 1:07:40Speaker 02

  Cheers, motherfuckers.

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