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• 2:03Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 226. We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 2:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Break the wall down, down, down, down, down.

• 2:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, I can confirm that you have done that one before. I can confirm it.

• 2:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I've done a little Y2K.

• 2:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 2:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Break the wall.

• 2:26Peyton Hardin?

  Good morning, how are we feeling?

• 2:28Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Break the wall."

• 2:31Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 2:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Squeak.

• 2:32Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, let's break the fourth wall.

• 2:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Break the fourth wall down, down, down, down, down.

• 2:38Peyton Hardin?

  We just got off a plane from DreamCon.

• 2:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, 100%.

• 2:42Peyton Hardin?

  Me and Cam are injured.

• 2:44Cameron Kennedy?

  My body's in agony. My body's in agony.

• 2:46Peyton Hardin?

  We have been, my whole left side of my body, it's not working, at all.

• 2:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie, J-Dub hurts people on the court.

• 2:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 2:54Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's a strange thing.

• 2:55Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say, J-Dub is a sexy guy, like, no, wait, we're not doing that yet. But I'm just gonna say, we came back from DreamCon, we're in the DreamCon Basketball Charity Game. We will talk about that. And normally on the Patreon exclusive that we put out every Wednesday, we talk about it more. But this Patreon that's coming out this Wednesday is, finally, we're putting out the episode we did with Netflix comedian Nate Jackson.

• 3:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, we are.

• 3:18Peyton Hardin?

  We filmed that.

• 3:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Big Nate in the cut.

• 3:20Peyton Hardin?

  It's so funny, like.

• 3:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 3:21Peyton Hardin?

  Three, we're not comedians, but like, we make jokes. He's actual comedians. But like, us bouncing off of each other, it was so inappropriate.

• 3:29Cameron Kennedy?

  High levels of inappropriateness. If you want to see that and you're not in the Quala Club, you know where to go, it's that second link, click it.

• 3:36Peyton Hardin?

  Can I tell, okay, you haven't, this is the first time we've like, as soon as I walked in here, we started recording. So you haven't seen my outfit yet.

• 3:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, I know, I kinda like it. I like, I like the shirt.

• 3:48Peyton Hardin?

  Do you like this?

• 3:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, what?

• 3:55Peyton Hardin?

  This is my new crop top.

• 3:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy, holy. Cropped. Stand up again. That is a dip.

• 4:05Peyton Hardin?

  This is his arms down.

• 4:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You're an old running back for the Cowboys. That is, that's like practice jersey. That's a little Zeke vibe.

• 4:11Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I like how it's like a trail straight, like it is.

• 4:13Cameron Kennedy?

  So much hair. Mind you, so mu- you, I've never met a man, I've never met a man, crazy stance.

• 4:22Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, you got something? You got a hit? What happened?

• 4:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You did. Get a little bit of that. There was so, like, little in the top of your pant. Like, if this is your, you said, "Get a little of that," your pants were it was like four inch gap. You said, "Get a little of that," and it went so little.

• 4:38Peyton Hardin?

  That's, you know, during DreamCon.

• 4:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Lost some, you've lost some.

• 4:43Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, RDC World told me my got smaller. Dude, RDC World told me that my butt got little.

• 4:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Meanwhile, I'm still rocking, I'm dragging a wagon.

• 4:52Peyton Hardin?

  Shake that. Scally, shake that.

• 4:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sweaty, fat, and I'm in pain. Anyway, dude, yeah.

• 4:58Peyton Hardin?

  No, your shirt sucks. No, I take it back. No, it is a, it is a super crop tee, and Sarah, Sarah, like, she's back there, and she came to the studio today.

• 5:06Cameron Kennedy?

  She did. Hello, Sarah.

• 5:07Peyton Hardin?

  And as we were walking out, she goes, "Babe, I'm not comfortable watching you like that." And that hurt my feelings as a man. But I told her, I was like, "There's gonna be women out there that are gonna swoon overseeing my navel."

• 5:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Lot of swooning women, and can I just say, you brought up your navel, right?

• 5:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Genuinely, and I mean this as, as your lover, I've never met another man that has equal hair on his navel that he does on the tuff. I've never seen that.

• 5:31Peyton Hardin?

  I'm rocking bush right now.

• 5:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 5:35Peyton Hardin?

  I'm rocking, dude, sometimes I like to just get a good bush going.

• 5:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Your asshole's hairy, isn't it?

• 5:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Oh, man. I'm just a hairy guy. I know, it looks like, if I'm naked, if I'm naked, it looks like I'm wearing pants, so.

• 5:47Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, you see me?

• 5:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like you have ants all over your body.

• 5:51Peyton Hardin?

  I sort of, cuz like, it's, it's really weird. Like, here, I'm so sorry, this is a body hair episode. But, like, right here.

• 5:58Cameron Kennedy?

  So cropped. That is so cropped.

• 6:01Peyton Hardin?

  But like, look, right here. Yeah. There's no hair up here. There's not, I mean, it's a hard end. It starts right here, and it just, like, it takes over everything else.

• 6:11Peyton Hardin?

  It's bad, bro. Like I'm like a I'm like a caveman.

• 6:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, very much.

• 6:18Peyton Hardin?

  I would have survived in the B.C.'s, man.

• 6:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you would have thrived. You would have been the leader. You would have been the leader of the

• 6:24Peyton Hardin?

  Careful. I'd have been the leader of the monkey tribe.

• 6:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not the monkeys. I didn't say I said you would have been the leader. I didn't go, you would have been the leader. No, I said you would have been the leader of the

• 6:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Fire!

• 6:38Peyton Hardin?

  You see the resemblance there, don't you?

• 6:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Now I understand. I understand the whole evolution thing.

• 6:44Peyton Hardin?

  Do we get a little bit of DreamCon recaps since we're not gonna have one on the Patreon?

• 6:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it's only right.

• 6:49Peyton Hardin?

  Do the highlights. Okay, so we played in the charity basketball game. My team won, Team Mark. I'm undefeated in DreamCon. I had one point. I had one point. I told everybody I was gonna have zero. I had one point.

• 7:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Overachiever. Always have been.

• 7:02Peyton Hardin?

  I've never been, even in my highest of highs of basketball, I've never been in there to score. That's never been my thing. I don't look to score. I don't care to score. I don't want to score. I'm in there to make sure things go right, and that's what I did. I made sure to get that W.

• 7:16Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's why we get picked up four years in a row.

• 7:18Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent.

• 7:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Neither one of us have ever needed to be the star. I don't need to be the MVP. I'm gonna play my role.

• 7:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, but so I was sitting on the bench and Mark Phillips came up to me, bro, and he, and Ippy. And they came up, and Ippy's a part of RDC, and they were like, hey, man, P, how are you feeling, man? We're so glad that you can come back to the game. And I said, yeah, bro, I'm feeling good. And he goes, yeah, dude, last year was a little rough for you, wasn't it?

• 7:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, hey, man, I'm never just really out here to score 30. I'm doing my best.

• 7:45Peyton Hardin?

  I go, what? What do you mean? He was like, it was a little harder for you to get up and down the court. He, I was like, oh, yeah. I was like, I was I was like, yeah, I mean, yeah, I put on some pounds last year. And he goes, no, you're chunky.

• 8:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sorry, I'm not trying to laugh. I'm not trying to laugh. I'm not agreeing, I'm not agreeing.

• 8:06Peyton Hardin?

  And then I was like, yeah, man, I was, I was drinking a lot. And he goes, yeah, man, so glad that you're staying healthy, bro. You needed it.

• 8:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You needed it? You needed it? The nicest way to call you a fat alcoholic.

• 8:22Peyton Hardin?

  That means to say like you, like we were, they were, that's crazy.

• 8:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's it. The fact that they both have your literal cellphone number, and apparently for a year.

• 8:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You were, you, oh, you need to be healthy. We're so glad you're here with us.

• 8:36Peyton Hardin?

  I've known Mark Phillips since I was like six years old.

• 8:39Cameron Kennedy?

  And the fact that he waited.

• 8:40Peyton Hardin?

  He said that to me on a bench during a national broadcast. I went in there and I was there like, I was like sucking in my stomach, walking around.

• 8:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, bubba.

• 8:48Peyton Hardin?

  What are we doing? And that's not where the DreamCon embarrassment ends. You don't know this because we were on different teams.

• 8:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm so excited to hear this. Yeah, so we were on different teams. So two years ago, we were on different teams. But it was a big conjoined locker room. It was a big conjoined locker room. It's like everybody was kind of vibing, right? Now, then the next year, we're on the same team and now we're here, different teams, different locker rooms.

• 9:08Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 9:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't see any of his pregame semantics, any of the, I didn't see anything.

• 9:13Peyton Hardin?

  I was so embarrassed during the DreamCon basketball game.

• 9:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Lee, dude, you just.

• 9:18Peyton Hardin?

  I never want to be on anybody's livestream ever again. So, I don't know if you know, but I was on the team with Ben Dedon.

• 9:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you were.

• 9:26Peyton Hardin?

  One of the, the funniest guys on the internet. He's a huge streamer right now. I'm a fan of him, right? And he's liked a couple of our, our clips on Instagram. He's liked a couple of our clips on Instagram. And I know he did. So I know you know me.

• 9:44Peyton Hardin?

  I, I, I know you know me, bro. Yeah.

• 9:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Man.

• 9:53Peyton Hardin?

  And so, I'm like, I, I don't do well when I'm away from Cam. But I know Cam would want me to really flourish in these kind of environments.

• 10:03Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go.

• 10:03Peyton Hardin?

  Try to talk to people.

• 10:05Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go.

• 10:05Peyton Hardin?

  So, it's hard to just talk to these people because they're on stream. Like Ben was on stream the whole time.

• 10:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Twenty thousand souls.

• 10:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "Hey, it's up, Ben." He goes, "Hey, fuck out of here."

• 10:18Peyton Hardin?

  Well, no, Ben was a really nice guy.

• 10:20Cameron Kennedy?

  He was, bro.

• 10:21Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody was really nice. So it was like, who else? Ty Lill. So Ty Lill and Ben were on my team and they're on a stream at the same time.

• 10:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Ty Lill called you sexy. Let's just put that out there.

• 10:30Peyton Hardin?

  He did call me hot and then at the time, I, I didn't know how, because I was like, "I'll kiss you in the mouth right now." I didn't know if I should take it further or reel back. See, I don't know how to perform if you're not around.

• 10:40Cameron Kennedy?

  It's okay, it's okay. We're working.

• 10:41Peyton Hardin?

  So as I was alone in that locker room with these two live streaming men that I'm a fan of.

• 10:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 10:48Peyton Hardin?

  I was thinking of you. And I was like, "What would Cam want me to do?" He would want me to fix my posture.

• 10:54Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go. Big step one. I mean, you're always like this. Like, "What's up, Ben?" "Hey, man, getting ready." "Gonna have a great ballgame tonight, Ben." "Have a great game tonight, Ben." "Oh, what'd you say?" "Yeah, no problem, man. Let's do it." "Let's stick up, man."

• 11:13Peyton Hardin?

  Cam would be like, "I want you to fix your posture and I want you to talk to people."

• 11:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir.

• 11:17Peyton Hardin?

  So, that was what I was gonna do. And then Duke Dennis walks in.

• 11:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 11:22Peyton Hardin?

  Third stream is going. So I got Duke, Ben the Don and Ty Lill all streaming and they're all sitting by me. So I can't avoid these cameras. But I'm like, "Okay, I gotta talk." Cam would want me to talk.

• 11:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm so afraid. I am so afraid what leaves your mouth.

• 11:43Peyton Hardin?

  They start making jokes right there, bantering.

• 11:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. I can see you trying to like fake laugh.

• 11:49Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, ah!

• 11:52Peyton Hardin?

  That's what happened in the fact that y'all can pull up these streams right now. Cam, I counted in my head. I counted.

• 12:01Peyton Hardin?

  You pull up these streams right now. I counted how many times I tried to insert myself in a joke.

• 12:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no. Oh, fuck.

• 12:09Peyton Hardin?

  It was 13.

• 12:12Peyton Hardin?

  I got ignored 13 times in a row.

• 12:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought you were gonna say like 6.

• 12:21Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, 13. Cam, there was a point in time, I was like, am I muted? Am I alive? You go, hey, Duke! You scream, "Do you see me?" So they were making jokes. I'm sitting right next to Ben and Ben's funny as hell. So he was making jokes. And so somebody would come in the locker room and he would make fun of their shoes. I'd be like, "Bro, those shoes are insane."

• 12:46Peyton Hardin?

  And no one would say anything. And I thought, okay, missed that one. Someone else would come. There was like this kid that looked like 4 years old, but apparently he's 17. Walked into the thing and they're like, and Ben said, "Man, who's this baby grown man?" And I said, "Yeah, dude, he's so small."

• 13:07Peyton Hardin?

  Look at me.

• 13:10Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, bro, your luck, your luck. Say that was like the 13th one and you tried to switch it up and that same little guy walks in. You go, you like turn rude. You're like, "Who's this short?" And they all turn, they go, "Bro, what's your deal?"

• 13:23Peyton Hardin?

  That would have felt better, honestly. And then we came in at halftime and I was like, "I'm gonna try it again." I'm already 7 in of getting ignored. They're coming in and they're starting to talk about basketball, but they're funny. So they're making like jokes about, but like they're mixing in serious with jokes. I'm like, I'm trying to find my lane.

• 13:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow, it's impressive.

• 13:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. I was playing Hobscotch with the stream. Or Double Dutch. I was Double Dutch in the stream. I was like, "All right, it's my time to jump into this joke."

• 13:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go.

• 13:48Peyton Hardin?

  So they're, they're talking about strategy and I know basketball and I, and I thought I was funny.

• 13:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Easy in.

• 13:53Peyton Hardin?

  So I said, they were talking about, um, some defensive scheme. And I was like, "Yeah, don't worry about Cam though. His hips hurt." And they're, they're, it's, they, somebody's like, "Chat, chat, what are we doing? Chat, chat, chat, chat. What are we doing? Chat, chat." Oh man, appreciate the 50 gifted. They were just calling out subs while I was trying to get myself in there, bro.

• 14:15Peyton Hardin?

  It got so bad, I'm gonna end this here, cuz you can pull this, I'm not lying, you can pull this up. It got so bad, Ben's security guard behind the camera went like this to me.

• 14:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not doing alright. I'm not doing okay, I'm way too hot already. I'm way too hot.

• 14:39Peyton Hardin?

  This is the hottest the studio's ever been.

• 14:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm way too hot, 10 minutes in. Oh, Peyton, first off, if y'all don't understand, security guards, they don't speak.

• 14:45Peyton Hardin?

  They don't speak.

• 14:45Cameron Kennedy?

  They do, it's like, it's like they hire mute.

• 14:48Peyton Hardin?

  The meanest people.

• 14:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Brolic mutes for a security guard to look at another creator that's in the same event as his creator? And go, "Hey, bro, you alright, man? Hey, next time." That is, that is absolutely insane.

• 15:01Peyton Hardin?

  And I get, Ben could've seen a couple clips and not known me, and like, doesn't know how to bounce off me. I've known Duke for years, Mark for my whole life, the fact that no one saved me from drowning waters.

• 15:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, dude.

• 15:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, it was bad, it was really bad.

• 15:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, dude, I would, I would physically, real life, pay money to go back and watch that. Like, fly on the wall.

• 15:25Peyton Hardin?

  You can go to the, it's on a lot, there's three ways to watch it, there's three live series, brother.

• 15:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Ben, the Don, Duke, Tyler.

• 15:32Peyton Hardin?

  It's all in there, it's all in there.

• 15:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Can someone please clip those?

• 15:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, there's gonna be a compilation on TikTok right now of all the, the missed jokes from Peyton Harden.

• 15:40Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, it's, it's. Don't worry about Kim's hips, her. Chat, what are we doing, chat, chat? Where we at? No, they go like this too, they go, chat, chat, where we at?

• 15:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, he does what Ben did, but his phone was locked.

• 15:53Peyton Hardin?

  He was looking at his lock screen, which was him.

• 15:57Cameron Kennedy?

  As it should be, king, dude, no.

• 15:59Peyton Hardin?

  I said, "Oh, is that the Ovi Ocean?"

• 16:07Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, I stuffed my chains. Awesome, Ben. Your chains are awesome.

• 16:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "I'm gonna go out to the court."

• 16:13Peyton Hardin?

  You just dip. At one point, I was in the locker, like, dude.

• 16:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, man.

• 16:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god. I feel so bad, but I love you for that.

• 16:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 16:23Peyton Hardin?

  That's a drink. We'll talk. We have more Houston. You have a Houston story, right?

• 16:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god. No, no, I have, I have to tell two, at least two moments from Houston.

• 16:30Peyton Hardin?

  What happened?

• 16:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll make them quick.

• 16:32Peyton Hardin?

  Was I there?

• 16:33Cameron Kennedy?

  The breakfast?

• 16:34Peyton Hardin?

  Breakfast.

• 16:35Cameron Kennedy?

  The breakfast conversation.

• 16:37Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta remind me. What happened?

• 16:42Cameron Kennedy?

  We go to breakfast. This is the day of the game. We're like, okay, we need to just chill till the game. Let's go hit a little brunch spot. We go, first off, 20-minute wait. Okay, no problem. During this 20-minute wait, we walk around the little, uh, the little table, and we're just sitting at like a couch. We're literally just sitting, talking, dooming with each other. And this woman, probably, you remember what I'm talking about, right?

• 17:02Peyton Hardin?

  I'm still lost. I don't know who we're talking about.

• 17:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Woman at breakfast with the craziest conversation.

• 17:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yes, the one that asked me that question.

• 17:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god. So this woman, she's probably what?

• 17:12Peyton Hardin?

  50s.

• 17:13Cameron Kennedy?

  50s, yeah.

• 17:14Peyton Hardin?

  But she was also, you know.

• 17:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, anyway, she's in her 50s, and she's sitting there, right? And me and P were just vibing, and a couple of fans come up, ask for a picture. So, of course, let's do it. Ch-ch-ch. We take it, we sit back down. So now this woman feels every right. "Oh, excuse me, sir. Excuse me, two things. Who are you and what's going on in the city? What's going on in, in the city?"

• 17:37Peyton Hardin?

  Why are there so many blacks running around in animation costumes?

• 17:40Cameron Kennedy?

  That type of woman, if you, if you pick up what we're putting down. So we explain to her, right? We go, "Oh, well, first off, the, the city's just flooded because there's this thing called Dream Con. It's this huge event. It's sick. It's awesome, right?" She goes, "Okay, cool, cool. Lot of black people. Um, now, what do y'all do?" We go, "Oh, we have a podcast." "Oh, is it about, like, sports or what is it?" "Oh, no. I mean, we're in it. We're just a bunch of idiots." Like, you know, we just, you know, riff with each other, debate, talk, and tell stories. Very lighthearted.

• 18:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I was like, I was like, yeah, we just like to get people's mind off things. Just really try to bring the lighthearted to the world.

• 18:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Hour, hour and a half a week to just laugh. She goes, "Oh, oh, that's incredible. What's your deepest, darkest fear?"

• 18:23Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm not, I am not kidding.

• 18:26Peyton Hardin?

  Not knowing.

• 18:27Cameron Kennedy?

  The slightest.

• 18:27Peyton Hardin?

  No exaggeration at all, literally off of, that was the whole conversation.

• 18:32Cameron Kennedy?

  This woman's third question to strangers.

• 18:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:35Cameron Kennedy?

  What's going on in the city? Who are you? What's your deepest, darkest fear?

• 18:41Peyton Hardin?

  You would never have heard a harder swallow for me in my life.

• 18:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Hayden was literally in the middle of a drink, he said, "What?" And I said, "What was, what was that?" She goes, "Yeah, your deepest, darkest fear, what keeps you up at night?" And I was like, we literally looked at each other, probably, mind you, we're 10 feet away from this woman. We did not give her the time of day until we understood, like, is this actually happening? We literally were like.

• 19:02Peyton Hardin?

  And Cam, I hate to say it, in those moments, I completely, I bail out. I know that it's fully on you now. You should know that I'm out at that situation.

• 19:09Cameron Kennedy?

  So then I, I gave a somewhat wholesome, I wanted to kind of like pull her leg, but I was like, I'll go wholesome. I'm like, man, I don't know, just state of the world for my kids, maybe in 20, 25 years, just, you know, fear of the unknown. She goes, "Oh, man, wow, isn't that beautiful? Now what can you do to get them out of that dark time?" And I said, "Who are, like, what the, what's happening right now?"

• 19:32Peyton Hardin?

  I'm over Eggs Benedict right now.

• 19:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm waiting to get a table for brunch. What are you doing? And then you could tell she's with presumably her son. And her son's like this.

• 19:42Peyton Hardin?

  No way, no way, that was a, that was a business partner.

• 19:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It was absolutely her son.

• 19:45Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 19:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely.

• 19:47Peyton Hardin?

  That was a Latino man.

• 19:48Cameron Kennedy?

  She's.

• 19:49Peyton Hardin?

  That's a white woman.

• 19:50Cameron Kennedy?

  If you, if you were at brunch with your father, they'd say, "Oh, that can't be his son."

• 19:55Peyton Hardin?

  I look like my dad.

• 19:56Cameron Kennedy?

  He's what? We've known them for six minutes, we didn't study their structure? The hell?

• 20:02Peyton Hardin?

  You don't do that?

• 20:04Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 20:05Peyton Hardin?

  You don't play that game with strangers? Are they family? You don't do that?

• 20:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never played, are they or family, ever in my life. It's a pretty, it's a pretty quick radar for me. I go, "Oh, that's." Or, oh, that's blood. It's that quick. I don't go, ah, well.

• 20:19Peyton Hardin?

  Well, the people at the breakfast, that was family and that's more than family.

• 20:24Cameron Kennedy?

  The deepest, darkest question is more than family.

• 20:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, that's a business trip. They they get to it.

• 20:30Cameron Kennedy?

  He was like 26.

• 20:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah. No, he wasn't.

• 20:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he was older. He had to have been older.

• 20:37Peyton Hardin?

  But yeah, you don't play that game.

• 20:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a family?

• 20:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, family everywhere I go with like two adults. I'm like, oh, they're family. If you if not like everybody, because that's weird.

• 20:47Cameron Kennedy?

  What's wrong with you?

• 20:48Peyton Hardin?

  Not with everybody, but like people like, you know, in situations, you're like, who are they? Like, what do they? Am I?

• 20:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Weird. It's like, it's like, it's like clearly siblings. Like, oh, it's family. They look a lot alike, man. Almost twins. I see him. Like, what?

• 21:08Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm gonna expose myself some more. Sorry, you I didn't want to go for it. I don't want to go you off. But, um.

• 21:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Just craziest question.

• 21:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, it was the weirdest ever. Um, do you remember? It's been popping up on TikTok a lot. Do you remember Slap Fridays?

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• 22:23Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell, dude, oh dude, you

• 22:25Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all didn't have Slap Fridays at your school?

• 22:28Cameron Kennedy?

  This is in the public education system?

• 22:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, this is going different than I thought it would go.

• 22:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You

• 22:32Peyton Hardin?

  I thought you had a, no, no, no. Slap Friday was basically, Sarah, did y'all slap Friday?

• 22:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, we have morals in North Texas.

• 22:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, I did too. Slap Friday was this thing that happened like middle school where on Fridays, you'd slap somebody's, right? You just, it's, you go up and slap somebody's.

• 22:55Peyton Hardin?

  It wasn't until people are talking about it now on TikTok. I didn't know guys were slapping girls. My whole middle school career, I was hitting all the boys.

• 23:08Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't know, I didn't know y'all were grabbing women. I didn't, so that was, that's the realization I've come to in the past 48 hours.

• 23:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's an incredible game. Would have loved to compete in that, but

• 23:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, it's creepy.

• 23:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it is creepy.

• 23:22Peyton Hardin?

  It's creepy because I didn't know that Slap Friday was for the opposite sex. I was doing it to my boys.

• 23:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You say, Brandon, it's a, yeah, Friday, oh.

• 23:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I was on my TikTok and they were like, can we talk about how the people we grew up with need to go to jail because of Slap Fridays? And I was like, I'm going to jail? And they were like, isn't it crazy that we would just walk up to random chicks and slap their? And I go, I was like, oh, y'all were slapping girls?

• 23:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, I was tapping Marquis's from the back for two years straight.

• 24:02Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay.

• 24:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, yeah, he said, hey, yo, what up, D?

• 24:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, boy.

• 24:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Happy Friday, man.

• 24:09Peyton Hardin?

  He said, hell, yeah, you hit that PR in the squats, boy.

• 24:12Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, this, now this, I'll leave it up to you. Uh, starting about right now, you can say if any of this has to go.

• 24:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 24:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I might incriminate myself. I have a, I have a take on Slap Friday.

• 24:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 24:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, yeah, I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it.

• 24:25Peyton Hardin?

  CJ, CJ, be ready.

• 24:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm glad y'all had like a sanctioned game, like Slap Friday. Um, there was about a

• 24:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Two to two and a half month period where I was, I was talking to this girl, uh, I believe in the eighth grade. Every single day at the end of fifth period.

• 24:48Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what? You did what to her?

• 24:51Cameron Kennedy?

  We'd line up at the door, waiting for the bell to ring. It would ring. The kid at the front would open the door. And while we would split our separate ways before we left the classroom, every day for about seventy-five days consecutively.

• 25:09Cameron Kennedy?

  And she had a dumper. She had an absolute. H trailer.

• 25:19Peyton Hardin?

  This is your girlfriend?

• 25:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, never dated, man. Never dated.

• 25:22Peyton Hardin?

  Never talked to her?

• 25:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, didn't know her name.

• 25:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm kidding. I'm kidding. This is a comedy podcast. No, it did happen, but I didn't know her name.

• 25:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, so, uh, we're all, did she?

• 25:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we were, we were talking.

• 25:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no, hold on, shut the fuck up.

• 25:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Looking back, it was a little weird.

• 25:41Peyton Hardin?

  Did she know you were gonna do it?

• 25:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 25:43Peyton Hardin?

  Was she cool with it?

• 25:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 25:44Peyton Hardin?

  So you asked her for permission?

• 25:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Just wasn't a lot of dialect, like, wasn't a lot of discourse involved. But it wasn't like, oh, have a good day, sweetie, smack. It was kind of like.

• 25:52Peyton Hardin?

  I'm trying to gauge if this is staying or not. Did you?

• 25:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, did she know it was happening? Yes.

• 25:57Peyton Hardin?

  The first time.

• 25:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Allow it? Yes.

• 25:59Peyton Hardin?

  The first time.

• 26:00Cameron Kennedy?

  First time might have been a move. Might have been a move on my part. Like, uh, like, uh, let's spice some things up. Like, oh, I, I'm cool with the good morning and emoji. I was like, what's that ten-four? And then.

• 26:10Peyton Hardin?

  How old were you?

• 26:10Cameron Kennedy?

  It's eighth grade.

• 26:11Peyton Hardin?

  That's too old, man.

• 26:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Eighth grade, that's too, too old.

• 26:14Peyton Hardin?

  You're like fifteen.

• 26:16Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, I didn't get held back, moron. If you're fifteen, if you can get your permit in the eighth grade, you suck. You absolutely suck. If this guy has a permit in the eighth grade, you are a fucking Neanderthal and you are.

• 26:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Menace to society. Oh, dude, no, we, we had a kid that was seventeen in the eighth grade.

• 26:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I remember you just talked about it.

• 26:39Cameron Kennedy?

  In like a four-minute mile.

• 26:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:41Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like ruined your life. No, this is incredible. He had, he had everything. He had money, cars, all of it. In the meantime, I mean, I had no friends playing black ops too. It was unbelievable.

• 26:49Peyton Hardin?

  Um, do you know what's crazy?

• 26:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Tell me.

• 26:51Peyton Hardin?

  I have a question.

• 26:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 26:52Peyton Hardin?

  About like the Fourth of July happened a couple of weeks ago.

• 26:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 26:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, shit, a while ago. It's like probably over a month.

• 27:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm so bad.

• 27:04Peyton Hardin?

  Time, bro, I'm so bad.

• 27:05Cameron Kennedy?

  It was like, uh.

• 27:06Peyton Hardin?

  I don't care, honestly.

• 27:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I mean, it was like three weeks ago.

• 27:08Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but I was in the airport the other day and they were selling America 250 merch, right?

• 27:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, yes, sir.

• 27:13Peyton Hardin?

  And like this last 4th of July, everything was 250, America 250.

• 27:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, pretty obvious.

• 27:20Peyton Hardin?

  I don't get that, though. I don't understand it because.

• 27:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 27:26Peyton Hardin?

  America's older than 250 years.

• 27:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Incorrect.

• 27:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, because there was 400 years of slavery.

• 27:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright!

• 27:37Peyton Hardin?

  And, and so they're saying, right, that the Declaration was signed in 1776.

• 27:43Cameron Kennedy?

  1776.

• 27:44Peyton Hardin?

  1776.

• 27:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Sure was.

• 27:46Peyton Hardin?

  Now, if I do my math correct.

• 27:47Cameron Kennedy?

  250.

• 27:48Peyton Hardin?

  1776 plus 250 would be around 18, and we're in 2026.

• 27:54Cameron Kennedy?

  What in the f- just came out of your mouth? 1776 plus 250.

• 28:00Peyton Hardin?

  Would be around 18 something. I don't know the math.

• 28:04Cameron Kennedy?

  1776 plus 250, sweetheart, would be right now, right now. 1776 plus 250 is 2026. Hence, the 250 freedom merch.

• 28:21Peyton Hardin?

  2026 minus 250 is wow.

• 28:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, welcome to Earth!

• 28:27Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, why was I having such a hard time with that?

• 28:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, he might have been diced.

• 28:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, 1776, I was taking like the. Because 200 plus 70, hold on. 776 plus 200, right, is 976.

• 28:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Why does any of that matter?

• 28:45Peyton Hardin?

  So I thought that would be like 1958 or something like that.

• 28:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You just said 776 plus 200 is 976.

• 28:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:53Cameron Kennedy?

  776, you're missing a thousand, you're missing a millennia.

• 28:57Peyton Hardin?

  I drowned you out after the third number.

• 28:59Cameron Kennedy?

  What was that? What was that? You drove Yao? That's what I heard. I drive Yao. I drive Yao.

• 29:04Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, now it makes sense now.

• 29:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Back, back to you real quick. I'm not done with you. I'm not done with you. That's an incredible, incredibly bad moment for you.

• 29:11Peyton Hardin?

  That was embarrassing.

• 29:12Cameron Kennedy?

  But we solved it quick. See, I didn't debate you or anything. And that's growth. Honestly, that's growth. But no, I'm not done with you because you, you quite literally were about a smidge away from being the reason that I leave the country and delete all of my social media.

• 29:27Peyton Hardin?

  Me?

• 29:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You, Peyton Harden.

• 29:28Peyton Hardin?

  For what?

• 29:30Cameron Kennedy?

  We're in Houston for DreamCon.

• 29:32Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 29:32Cameron Kennedy?

  The game ends, it's a late night, we're both in pain and we're both drenched in sweat. What did we do? We go up to the room to shower, right?

• 29:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, we did, quickly.

• 29:40Cameron Kennedy?

  So I immediately butt naked, boom, butt naked, absolute crab, just butt naked, sitting on the toilet. And I'm on the phone with my wife. And now it's a long conversation. I haven't spoke to her in some hours. Oh, I love you so much. I can't wait to see you tomorrow morning. Can't wait to hug the boys. All the good stuff, right? Now, I have finished using the pot. I mean, I've wiped and flushed and all. Now I started just kind of walking around butt naked, right? And I'm thinking nothing of talking to my wife. Oh, love you too, butt naked. I hit a little kneel at one point and I stand up.

• 30:10Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what?

• 30:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I was on my knees.

• 30:12Peyton Hardin?

  You kneel, you kneel naked?

• 30:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I was butt naked on both of my knees.

• 30:15Peyton Hardin?

  If you kneel naked, you're trying to get something taken or given. That's, that's the only thing you could do.

• 30:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I was in the room by myself, so that declines it. That declines it.

• 30:23Peyton Hardin?

  You can, alright.

• 30:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Anyway, I'm on my knees, I stand back up. Now, toward the very tail end of this conversation, I kind of started playing with it. Now, I don't know why.

• 30:32Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 30:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Not like a full-blown, like, not like a whole-

• 30:35Peyton Hardin?

  You're slapping Johnny?

• 30:36Cameron Kennedy?

  It was more like a pick. I was like picking at it.

• 30:38Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 30:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I think my nuts were real sweaty, like sweaty nuts.

• 30:41Peyton Hardin?

  Show me like just-

• 30:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I was kind of like just like, ah, like-

• 30:44Peyton Hardin?

  Do it on your pants, like on the end of your pants.

• 30:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Like shaft or still stuck to-

• 30:48Peyton Hardin?

  Stop, okay, just show us what you're doing.

• 30:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Like that.

• 30:51Peyton Hardin?

  You're unpeeling.

• 30:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a three finger Monte. It's just going like a-

• 30:55Peyton Hardin?

  So you're spider webbing, you're getting off the thigh.

• 30:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, Gwen. Gwen Stacy.

• 31:00Peyton Hardin?

  Gwen Stacy and you're pulling them off.

• 31:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Pulling it off. And now-

• 31:03Peyton Hardin?

  I love that, dude. I love the sound it makes.

• 31:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, it's like a little peel, it's like a sticky note. Oh my god. Oh, you have a sweaty scrotum and you pull off the shaft, like a nice, like a firmly pressed sticky note.

• 31:13Peyton Hardin?

  Can I be honest? I don't know what my shaft is.

• 31:17Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know what that is. Like, when you keep saying that, I don't know if that's the pubes or what. I don't know what the shaft is.

• 31:22Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not hair, you- Literally? It's the sha- This is the shaft.

• 31:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That's your head.

• 31:28Peyton Hardin?

  My rod.

• 31:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 31:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 31:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I have a shaft, he has a rod. I have a revolver, he has a 12 gauge. Ooh. Off. I get it, we're all blessed. Anyway. I'm sitting there and I start to pick.

• 31:41Peyton Hardin?

  Strange.

• 31:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm just trying to get the- get off the phone, get in the shower so I can go have a drink.

• 31:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Right? Now, I turn around, in the middle of my hotel room.

• 31:52Cameron Kennedy?

  My windows.

• 31:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I did do that.

• 31:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Are wide open. All the way to the side, and I never, ever do that in my hotel room. The morning of the game, he came in there, "Hey, bro, you got that undershirt?" And he goes, "Man, I don't know how you live like this." And opened it up. First off, my room, don't do that. My room, don't do it. I would never do that in your room, and if I did, you'd shut it down immediately. If I tried to close it, you'd go, "Oh, hell no." He goes, "Dude, I don't know, I mean, this is like great sleeping conditions, but grow up, Count Dracula." And he opens it. And I never, in the history of my 28 years of existence, I've never done that. So I'm not thinking they're open. I am butt naked, flaccid as a picking my sweaty, small crotch.

• 32:38Cameron Kennedy?

  And I turn around, and the city of Houston is outside of my window.

• 32:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, there's 10,000 people out of that window.

• 32:46Cameron Kennedy?

  And when I tell you, when I tell you two things, my immediate reaction-

• 32:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 32:50Cameron Kennedy?

  And you wonder why my knee- I dropped to my knees. My immediate reaction, I literally dropped to my knees.

• 32:55Peyton Hardin?

  Both of them?

• 32:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Both of my knee, at the same time, I pulled the Lisa Kennedy. I literally said, I went, "Oh." I dropped down to my knee. I said, "There's-" Because there's another skyscraper hotel directly across from us.

• 33:09Peyton Hardin?

  Ow.

• 33:09Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm at a decent vantage point. I'm on the eighth floor.

• 33:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 33:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Eighth floor, you can see from street level, and you can sure see from the penthouse. So I'm, I'm highly invisible. And then after I army crawl to my windows butt naked, I'm, I'm literally going, this motherfucking Peyton butt naked and suited and all. And I get there and I go, I have to make sure no one. I peek up on the window seal. There was three rooms that were fully lit that had human beings mobile, moving, phones in hand, kickbacks in these hotel rooms right across the street. So I'm, I'm just gonna say it now. If somehow that footage airs, I'm sorry. And this was a, it was a fantastic run.

• 33:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I would not, I would not spend the last five years of my life doing anything else. But it is over.

• 33:58Peyton Hardin?

  You go, I promise I'm a grower.

• 34:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh no. I promise I'm a grower. You can ask my wife. You can ask, you can ask my wife. I'm a grower. I assure you.

• 34:09Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. First of all, I am sorry.

• 34:10Cameron Kennedy?

  It was unbelievable.

• 34:11Peyton Hardin?

  That is actually the funniest thing ever.

• 34:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Unbelievable. I love it. Bro, I fell to my knees as a six, seven man. I literally went like this.

• 34:19Peyton Hardin?

  That's a lot of knee dropping in that story.

• 34:21Cameron Kennedy?

  It hurts.

• 34:22Peyton Hardin?

  The fact that you were just recreationally on your knees at the beginning.

• 34:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I was talking to her on the phone butt naked like this. I was like, yeah.

• 34:27Peyton Hardin?

  No way. It was breathing?

• 34:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah. And then I said, I said, you know I'm naked, right? She said, what? I said,

• 34:34Cameron Kennedy?

  and then she, Liv, word for it, she goes, oh, you have a cute butt.

• 34:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude, I love when Sarah says that. Hey, you, fun fact, is it crazy? I've sent some of the booty pics that you've sent me to my girlfriend?

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• 35:48Peyton Hardin?

  Is that weird?

• 35:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, that's our level of love, but I just, I didn't know that was happening.

• 35:53Peyton Hardin?

  There's one of you-

• 35:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Sarah's seen-

• 35:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:55Cameron Kennedy?

  My white stallion-

• 35:57Peyton Hardin?

  Multiple angles. Laying down, standing up, from the side-

• 36:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that laying down one's mint.

• 36:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that laying down one's tear.

• 36:05Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, dude, put that on a-

• 36:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Dating profile?

• 36:08Peyton Hardin?

  What messes it up is you have, uh, like a mouse bit emoji over your face, so it's like kinda too scandalous.

• 36:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 36:14Peyton Hardin?

  Like, it's not funny. It's like, who is that little white stallion? Who's that? Is that Yes Jules?

• 36:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh dude-

• 36:20Cameron Kennedy?

  My- Is hairless.

• 36:23Peyton Hardin?

  You're a spotless monkey.

• 36:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Prestained.

• 36:25Peyton Hardin?

  You're a spotless monkey.

• 36:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Spotless little back porch.

• 36:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh dude, no, you gotta, you gotta mow my head just to get to mine. You gotta get some landscaping work.

• 36:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're, I've never seen anything darker than your crack. Like, quite literally. I have never seen anything darker than your-

• 36:41Peyton Hardin?

  Like the bridge to Terabithia. It's like magical, but you might die on the way.

• 36:45Cameron Kennedy?

  It's Chronicles of Narnia.

• 36:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:46Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a wardrobe to either hell or a beautiful wonderland.

• 36:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Dude, you know what also bothers me about our friendship?

• 36:51Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 36:52Peyton Hardin?

  Never seen it.

• 36:53Cameron Kennedy?

  That is weird. I don't know how you haven't seen it. Seen yours multiple times.

• 36:56Peyton Hardin?

  You've seen mine a lot.

• 36:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I've seen it multiple times.

• 36:58Peyton Hardin?

  You never just presented it to me.

• 37:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Can't we just whip out Johnson?

• 37:01Peyton Hardin?

  I've seen your, I've seen, I've seen the-

• 37:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You've seen the scrote.

• 37:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You've seen balls.

• 37:05Peyton Hardin?

  Is that what scrote is?

• 37:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Scrote?

• 37:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you like, uh, I mean, I know you're 15, in the 8th grade, but what are we doing? Did you skip health, maybe? Did you skip a physical checkup?

• 37:15Peyton Hardin?

  But the fa- I don't like your nuts.

• 37:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 37:18Peyton Hardin?

  They're weird. They're like really pink.

• 37:19Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they're not.

• 37:20Peyton Hardin?

  They're really pink. They're like little mouse nuts.

• 37:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Little rat nuts.

• 37:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No, my nuts are good hue, good hue.

• 37:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's too much. It's too bright.

• 37:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like a, uh, it's like a dark salmon. My nuts.

• 37:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, pink. It's pink.

• 37:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, hey, hey, guess what? Your balls, your balls look like asphalt, okay? Your balls are dark as-

• 37:39Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I don't know why. I don't know why. Everything down there is so dark. It's like a dozen, it's aftermarket. Everything on me is aftermarket. You have a third party.

• 37:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's been VC on my, on my lower half. I don't know where that came from. There's. Okay, no, yeah, we have to segue. We have to segue. First, okay, we'll wrap it up. Houston is great. His city's always.

• 37:59Peyton Hardin?

  Dream Con, baby.

• 38:00Cameron Kennedy?

  City's good. Dream Con's good. Uh, bro, you know what I was thinking though? Just going to the convention and whatnot and like just seeing like, just marvels of, of production and all those, all those LED screens. First off, I mean.

• 38:12Peyton Hardin?

  You have a thing for LED screens.

• 38:13Cameron Kennedy?

  The back of an LED screen causes blood flow. I will say that.

• 38:16Peyton Hardin?

  You stood, you spent more time behind the screen than in front of it because you were just admiring the wiring.

• 38:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like a little fly. I was addicted to the light. But I say all that to say, I'm, I'm almost like in need for our new studio to be done.

• 38:30Peyton Hardin?

  I'm super excited for it.

• 38:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm wanting to be done. I'm excited too.

• 38:32Peyton Hardin?

  So we're almost at the end of the run of waiting for a new studio. We, uh, I think we finally are getting AC. They should be putting it in pretty soon. Um, but I'm throwing like a party.

• 38:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Yeah. Oh, you did say that. You mentioned it.

• 38:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm gonna throw a party for our new studio. For you, I'm bringing a bunch of aphrodisiacs.

• 38:55Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 39:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I got bubbly. What in the hell did you just say?

• 39:05Peyton Hardin?

  Aphrodisiacs.

• 39:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, beg the f***ing pardon out of me. I'm simply, I'm almost guaranteed you don't know what you just said.

• 39:13Peyton Hardin?

  Aphrodisiacs.

• 39:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I know you can say it. You have no clue what that means.

• 39:17Peyton Hardin?

  Relics, like old realms and relics of ancient Greek Rome times. Cause I know that's what you like. Am I? Am I making my mistake?

• 39:23Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, I love that. And that is what I like, right? Now, just one more time to your camera, define aphrodisiac for me.

• 39:29Peyton Hardin?

  An aphrodisiac is like an old ancient, like, like a ancient like thing, like a mummy, like tombs and mummies and knights and wizards, like that stuff, right?

• 39:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I did it for you. Oh, no, no, no. The thought's there. The vocab's not.

• 39:41Peyton Hardin?

  What's an aphrodisiac?

• 39:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Brother, an aphrodisiac is something that like induces like s- pheromones, hormones, like gets you ready to go.

• 39:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm talking about dildos.

• 39:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, like, like, like certain foods and stuff that literally like hormonal balance gets you ready to like mate. Like a honey pack? Yeah, honey pack, aphrodisiac. You just said-

• 40:02Peyton Hardin?

  No, honey packs don't deserve that name.

• 40:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You just said you're throwing a party and for me, you bought aphrodisiacs. That is, that's what came out of your mouth. So forgive me that I almost choked on my drink. You said, "Bro, we got the new studio. Honestly, I'm so excited and to celebrate, I'm, I'm ready to..." Like, that's what you just said.

• 40:23Peyton Hardin?

  And, and, in no way, shape or form, did I know that there was like prerequisite foods to sexy time.

• 40:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, oh, do you, oh, you don't know anything about this?

• 40:33Peyton Hardin?

  Now I'm kind of having a panic attack because so many times in like a formal setting, I've said aphrodisiac. So many times over dinner or like trying to sound smart-

• 40:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Like meetings?

• 40:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. Like, I've tried to bond over the movie Troy so many times and I brought aphrodisiacs.

• 40:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I read you this? Can I read you the definition?

• 40:50Peyton Hardin?

  You were teaching me something. Like, I'm not trolling at all.

• 40:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, oh my god. I'm about to quiz, I'm about to, I'm about to give you like a list- Food? An aphrodisiac is any substance such as food, drink, or medication that arouses and increases sexual desire, pleasure, or performance. That's an aphrodisiac. You just told me you were giving me, oh, a rhino pill for our new studio.

• 41:14Peyton Hardin?

  Can we do an aphrodisiac quiz and you quiz me on what's an aphrodisiac or what's not? And I'm gonna have a stroke if I say that one more time.

• 41:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd love that. I'd love that.

• 41:23Peyton Hardin?

  So just compile a list of like different fruits or foods or substances. And some of them may not be aphrodisiacs, some of them may be aphrodisiacs, and I can tell you which ones are which.

• 41:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Perfect, okay.

• 41:34Peyton Hardin?

  And the aphrodisiac quiz.

• 41:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, I've compiled the list of actual aphrodisiacs and then some non-aphrodisiacs. We're gonna see if you can tell the difference.

• 41:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I am sweating. Are you looking at my shirt?

• 41:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you look gross. Yeah, but you don't look good.

• 41:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I, I'm dripping sweat. This is ridiculous. Okay.

• 41:50Peyton Hardin?

  So, the aphrodisiac quiz, does this make you get in the mood or does it not? I, I just learned what an aphrodisiac is.

• 41:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's unbelievable.

• 41:58Peyton Hardin?

  Read a book. You can't tell me that's not like ancient Greece, like relics and like-

• 42:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Antiquity.

• 42:03Peyton Hardin?

  Like memorabilia from the Roman Empire.

• 42:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Antiquity.

• 42:07Peyton Hardin?

  It's close, though.

• 42:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, antiquity, aphrodi- first off-

• 42:10Peyton Hardin?

  Aphrodisiac sounds-

• 42:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Shorten the word. Shorten the word.

• 42:13Peyton Hardin?

  Aphrodisiac sounds way more like Roman time than antiquity.

• 42:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I mean, I think it stems from back then.

• 42:20Peyton Hardin?

  And giggity.

• 42:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Whoever drinks, whoever takes the most time in all PM wins.

• 42:27Peyton Hardin?

  God, I love this.

• 42:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go, aphrodisiac quiz. First one up, oysters.

• 42:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 42:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oysters are an aphrodisiac.

• 42:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, because you get in that.

• 42:36Peyton Hardin?

  You get in that thing. Harry Jowsey taught me. He almost got me home that night, boy.

• 42:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 42:41Peyton Hardin?

  Who's marrying Harry? I'm at the.

• 42:43Cameron Kennedy?

  He ain't that good. He said, he said, you just take it, you just got all this.

• 42:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and he got in there and it, I cut my lip after. I was like, oh, I'm.

• 42:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's good.

• 42:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Next one, passion fruit.

• 42:55Peyton Hardin?

  Passionate from miles away. Passive with the things Cam says. Passing up on Cam's old way. I can't come when no, come when.

• 43:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Come when.

• 43:08Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, what is it?

• 43:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Passion fruit.

• 43:10Peyton Hardin?

  That sounds passionate, yeah.

• 43:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Sounds passionate. Not an aphrodisiac.

• 43:14Peyton Hardin?

  Eh, okay, alright, now I'm learning. Why not?

• 43:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I need a why? I go, uh, just because it's not. But that, that was a trick one, just despite the name.

• 43:22Peyton Hardin?

  The name, I was, okay, now I'm learning, I'm learning, I'm learning.

• 43:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go, coffee.

• 43:25Peyton Hardin?

  Coffee. No, I think coffee causes ED. If you do too much creati- or ca- caffeine. Too much caffeine causes ED.

• 43:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that fact?

• 43:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I think.

• 43:35Cameron Kennedy?

  For you, for your personal experience?

• 43:36Peyton Hardin?

  Cause your blood's going everywhere else. And you can't, you know what I mean?

• 43:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you should start researching.

• 43:40Peyton Hardin?

  Come on now.

• 43:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Also, that is an aphrodisiac. Coffee is an aphrodisiac.

• 43:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, now I know why you're touching me every morning.

• 43:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god. Oh my god, wait.

• 43:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow.

• 43:53Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, I was joking. That actually, no, no, your, your freak show in the morning.

• 43:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I am a little nasty.

• 43:57Peyton Hardin?

  We show up for early recordings, you go, hey, what's up, man? You sleep good?

• 43:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 43:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, when I hug you and you feel something stabbing your belly button.

• 44:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 44:03Peyton Hardin?

  That's, that's, that's that coffee.

• 44:04Cameron Kennedy?

  It's stabbing the gun, a long finger on the back.

• 44:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, next one, cinnamon.

• 44:09Peyton Hardin?

  Like raw cinnamon?

• 44:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Raw cinnamon.

• 44:11Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie. You ever done the cinnamon challenge?

• 44:17Peyton Hardin?

  Kinda like being choked.

• 44:20Peyton Hardin?

  I like that feeling of being choked. Yeah, yeah, why not?

• 44:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It is. It is an effort. Your rationale to get to your answer is incredible.

• 44:32Peyton Hardin?

  You said, "Sitting challenge, choking." I like being choked. Yes.

• 44:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here we go.

• 44:41Cameron Kennedy?

  White chocolate.

• 44:42Peyton Hardin?

  You?

• 44:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Talk to me.

• 44:44Peyton Hardin?

  You know.

• 44:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not.

• 44:49Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not at all.

• 44:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, Sarah just gave me some white chocolate, chocolate-covered strawberries.

• 44:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 44:52Peyton Hardin?

  Almost kicked her out of the car.

• 44:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, why?

• 44:55Peyton Hardin?

  Nastiest thing ever. They had sprinkles on them.

• 44:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no. Okay, time the hell out on the quiz. White chocolate is not nasty.

• 45:02Peyton Hardin?

  White chocolate's the worst chocolate.

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• 46:06Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, first off, phone's down and I'm ready to, I'm ready for war.

• 46:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, okay, I know that means something to you because they called you that growing up, all your black friends.

• 46:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You felt included?

• 46:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they called me white chocolate and something else. Can't say that one.

• 46:19Cameron Kennedy?

  How'd that feel when your black friend said that? I mean, empowering. Like, it's like I got plus four cool. Like, they said it and I was like, "Golly, I'm good."

• 46:27Peyton Hardin?

  You called your mom, you're like, "Guess what Tyrese called me today."

• 46:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "Dude, mom, it's been a great day." She's like, "Why?" I was like, "Oh, I failed my quiz, but Darian said this."

• 46:37Cameron Kennedy?

  So white chocolate, white chocolate is-

• 46:40Peyton Hardin?

  White chocolate is a substitute. It's a last option.

• 46:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you. White chocolate is, name a candy bar. We're gonna stick to candy bars real quick. I know you don't like your sweets. Yeah, you snatched. But listen, white chocolate on any candy bar that is normally milk.

• 46:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:55Cameron Kennedy?

  The white chocolate version is superior. Now, this is not kidding, political or racial, I'm simply talking about sweets.

• 47:02Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I get caught-

• 47:03Cameron Kennedy?

  A white chocolate Snickers, crack. White chocolate Reese's, crack. White chocolate, uh, um, uh, uh-

• 47:09Peyton Hardin?

  Why? Why? Cause it's sweeter?

• 47:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Cookies and cream Hershey's bar?

• 47:13Peyton Hardin?

  Cookies and cream is-

• 47:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I lost a job over that. I got fired for that candy bar.

• 47:17Peyton Hardin?

  Cookies and cream isn't white chocolate.

• 47:20Cameron Kennedy?

  It's white chocolate with cookie crumbs in it.

• 47:23Peyton Hardin?

  Are you belligerent?

• 47:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Cookies, it's a, it's a chocolate bar. It's a-

• 47:30Peyton Hardin?

  Cookies and cream is not white chocolate.

• 47:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 47:33Peyton Hardin?

  White chocolate is his own thing. Cookies and cream is literally cookies and cream.

• 47:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay, okay. So a Hershey's Cookies and Cream, right? Hershey's is-

• 47:41Peyton Hardin?

  Are we talking about the bar? Are we talking about the bar?

• 47:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, the bar. So a chocolate company-

• 47:45Peyton Hardin?

  I've never had that. I've never had that.

• 47:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That makes chocolate bars and the whole is white. And the only black stuff is little crumbs of-

• 47:51Peyton Hardin?

  You need to watch your mouth.

• 47:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Cookie, the little black stuff is crumbs of cookie.

• 47:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 47:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You're meaning to tell me that it's not white chocolate?

• 47:59Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not talking about that. I've had that.

• 48:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Cookies and cream is for the street cred, dud. It's white chocolate with crumbs of cookie.

• 48:04Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sorry, take it to ice cream. Cookies and cream, ice cream is vanilla and cookie crisp.

• 48:10Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, no the, it's not. And Jesus Christ, if you were eating cookie crisp, that explains a lot.

• 48:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That's one of the worst series.

• 48:20Peyton Hardin?

  What? Cookie crisp is one of the worst cereals ever?

• 48:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, next time, wake up the next morning, just give cotton candy. Why don't you?

• 48:29Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 48:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Cookie crisp is-

• 48:30Peyton Hardin?

  You don't like cotton candy?

• 48:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Content is great. I'm saying Cookie Crisp has zero nutritional value. It was pure

• 48:38Peyton Hardin?

  Cereal has nutritional value.

• 48:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I hate honey bunches of oats.

• 48:42Peyton Hardin?

  Those don't have nutritional value.

• 48:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Honey bunches of oats have way more fiber and they have actual natural ingredients as opposed to many Chocolate chip cookies.

• 48:50Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, alright, take, okay, but put it in the kid cereal type of formation here. Right. Take it to like Cookie Crisp is the same thing as Fruit Loops. What's the, uh, Lucky Charms?

• 49:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Fruity Pebbles.

• 49:00Peyton Hardin?

  Lucky Charms, all that. Cookie Crisp is an elite cereal and it's a top 5 cereal of all time, Cookie Crisp.

• 49:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Cookie Crisp took over a generation. You, yeah.

• 49:09Peyton Hardin?

  They changed the milk industry.

• 49:11Cameron Kennedy?

  A generation of fatties. You?

• 49:14Peyton Hardin?

  Got scared.

• 49:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Cookie Crisp, Cookie Crisp is, that is, I would argue that is one of like objectively, we polled 100 humans. Maybe 3 people say Cookie Crisp is in the top 5.

• 49:25Peyton Hardin?

  How old are they? How old are they 100?

• 49:26Cameron Kennedy?

  All across the spectrum.

• 49:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 49:28Cameron Kennedy?

  All across the spectrum.

• 49:29Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 49:29Cameron Kennedy?

  All across the spectrum.

• 49:30Peyton Hardin?

  Kids nowadays are lost. They're lost.

• 49:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 49:32Peyton Hardin?

  They don't have that anymore.

• 49:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 49:33Peyton Hardin?

  I'm talking about in the peak.

• 49:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You're proving my point better.

• 49:36Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not.

• 49:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You're saying only people, that's proving my point better. You're saying only people that are roughly Our age, with Cookie Crisp.

• 49:44Peyton Hardin?

  No, Cookie Crisp is equivalent to Frank Ocean.

• 49:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, what?

• 49:47Peyton Hardin?

  Cause, cause kids nowadays won't appreciate the greatness of Frank Ocean. Frank Ocean had a hell of a run. He changed music. He changed everything. He took a generation by storm, but now, and he disappeared. So kids that are coming up now listening to music, 13 year olds, 14 year olds now, they're not gonna appreciate Frank Ocean. They're not gonna appreciate Cookie Crisp. Cookie Crisp came in at a time where cereal needed us most. Not only did they change the cereal game, they changed the Milk industry, because they were the first cereal that could change the milk.

• 50:19Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, what does that mean? What do you mean they changed the milk?

• 50:24Peyton Hardin?

  I just said it.

• 50:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you said it with no con, what does that mean? It changed the milk?

• 50:28Peyton Hardin?

  Cause they were the first cereal that it turned your milk brown and you drink it after.

• 50:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you wanna be disproven at the speed of light?

• 50:37Peyton Hardin?

  Disprove me?

• 50:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Cocoa Puffs!

• 50:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Cocoa Puffs.

• 50:43Peyton Hardin?

  I never had a Cocoa Puffs, so I can't.

• 50:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude. Dude.

• 50:48Peyton Hardin?

  I never had that. I didn't actually eat chocolate cereal except for Cookie Crisp.

• 50:53Peyton Hardin?

  If we're being completely honest.

• 50:54Cameron Kennedy?

  The fact your parents let you eat cereal, they did not have your best intentions at heart.

• 50:58Peyton Hardin?

  What the?

• 51:00Peyton Hardin?

  My parents let me eat cereal? What am I supposed to eat as a kid? Belgium waffles?

• 51:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Nothing wrong with a good waffle from the other side of the world, and your lactose! You!

• 51:11Peyton Hardin?

  That's how I figured it out.

• 51:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Are lactose!

• 51:13Peyton Hardin?

  Was like chronic acne and stomach pain. You wanna breathe?

• 51:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, "Oh god, I don't know what it is, but the cereal's good!"

• 51:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh! I just had a thought.

• 51:24Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 51:25Peyton Hardin?

  I had it driving, cuz we're on tour right now.

• 51:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 51:29Peyton Hardin?

  We drive to venues. When we're out and about in other states, you know what I never see?

• 51:34Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 51:35Peyton Hardin?

  Water towers. I've never been to another state and seen a water tower.

• 51:41Peyton Hardin?

  I've never been to a state outside of Texas and seen a water tower. Ever. I'll give you a million dollars. I'll give you a million dollars cash.

• 51:51Peyton Hardin?

  To go to California. Go to California right now. I don't have a million dollars cash.

• 51:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, don't backtrack now, you prick!

• 51:58Peyton Hardin?

  Go to Los Angeles, California right now. Drive. Go do it, right now.

• 52:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 52:01Peyton Hardin?

  Give them a 405.

• 52:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, see ya.

• 52:03Peyton Hardin?

  Tell me if you see a water tower. You've never seen one.

• 52:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, guess what? Albert Einstein? You don't see him in the downtown metropolis, you f-

• 52:15Peyton Hardin?

  Can I be honest?

• 52:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, go to, go to a 10 million population city, where it's a concrete jungle! And the skyscrapers, and, and six sports arenas! And a couple massive bridges! And tell me if you see an old rusty water tower.

• 52:30Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that kinda proves my point. What's the point of water towers? What's the point? I don't understand it. Cause if you go to a downtown area in a city, you won't see a single water tower. That, what, the city doesn't get water now?

• 52:45Cameron Kennedy?

  They have so much superior.

• 52:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 52:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Systems, they don't need a tower.

• 52:51Peyton Hardin?

  I live in a.

• 52:51Cameron Kennedy?

  For their, for their townsman.

• 52:53Peyton Hardin?

  There's over 1.2 million people that live in my city. It's not a downtown area. It's a suburban area. Over 1.2. We have multiple water towers.

• 53:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, cause we are all downtown.

• 53:03Peyton Hardin?

  City. I haven't seen one.

• 53:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, there's not.

• 53:06Peyton Hardin?

  Explain that to me.

• 53:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, I first off, first off, don't have a degree in this, so let's start there.

• 53:11Peyton Hardin?

  Irrigation.

• 53:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, irrigation. I think that when you are more suppressed and away from the city, you use a tower for your functionality.

• 53:20Peyton Hardin?

  I think, I think it's propaganda for the city. I think it's all branding and labeling. Cause in, I'm serious. When is one time you've ever seen a water tower get filled?

• 53:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, I, no, okay. No, I, I'm actually starting to, I'm, I'm gonna kinda level with you.

• 53:35Peyton Hardin?

  You can agree with me.

• 53:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never fully understood a water tower.

• 53:37Peyton Hardin?

  They don't make sense.

• 53:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never understood it.

• 53:39Peyton Hardin?

  Think about the size of a.

• 53:41Cameron Kennedy?

  When I do my thing to brush my teeth, it's not coming from that.

• 53:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, think about the size of a water tower. It's filling up, what, four houses?

• 53:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably a little more than that.

• 53:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, because.

• 53:50Peyton Hardin?

  Shower?

• 53:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, okay.

• 53:52Peyton Hardin?

  Washer dishes?

• 53:53Cameron Kennedy?

  But I have always said that too.

• 53:54Peyton Hardin?

  People got pools?

• 53:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Like you just said, hundreds of thousands of human beings in these towers. Yeah, it's a marvelous, big, little, nice little tower.

• 54:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 54:02Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not even clearing a block of houses.

• 54:05Peyton Hardin?

  Water towers are, are not real.

• 54:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 54:09Peyton Hardin?

  Conspiracy.

• 54:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 54:10Peyton Hardin?

  It's, it's monitoring us.

• 54:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. What's inside of it?

• 54:13Peyton Hardin?

  Cameras.

• 54:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Has to be.

• 54:15Peyton Hardin?

  Or aliens?

• 54:16Cameron Kennedy?

  There's like three guys with like bad mustaches. They clock in. They just go every day.

• 54:20Peyton Hardin?

  Name one time you've ever seen a water tower get filled?

• 54:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm, I've, okay, the filling, it has to be underground.

• 54:26Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 54:29Cameron Kennedy?

  In your, in your mind, how did you think they were getting filled? If not a fire truck was pulling up going Like a big cup?

• 54:39Peyton Hardin?

  Via helicopter?

• 54:42Peyton Hardin?

  I was thinking. It's a tall building. I kinda put that in with the rooftop pools.

• 54:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so for my, just for my sanity.

• 54:51Peyton Hardin?

  What's the point of it being a tower?

• 54:52Cameron Kennedy?

  So for my sanity.

• 54:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 54:53Cameron Kennedy?

  A concrete, a concrete.

• 54:57Peyton Hardin?

  Water towers aren't concrete. They're heavy, heavy plastics.

• 55:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Plastics?

• 55:01Peyton Hardin?

  Heavy plastics.

• 55:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Plastics?

• 55:04Peyton Hardin?

  They're not metal.

• 55:05Cameron Kennedy?

  No one said metal, and I've seen metal before.

• 55:08Peyton Hardin?

  What'd you say?

• 55:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never seen a plas- was this Legoland?

• 55:11Peyton Hardin?

  No, like heavy plastics, like work plastic.

• 55:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Who the f- are you fixing Felix? A water tower is concrete.

• 55:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not.

• 55:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Majority of ones-

• 55:21Peyton Hardin?

  With the paint on it that says your city on it?

• 55:22Cameron Kennedy?

  My god almighty.

• 55:24Peyton Hardin?

  I climbed water towers in high school.

• 55:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, shut your stranger things.

• 55:29Peyton Hardin?

  That was my, that was the kissing spot, and the UT football field.

• 55:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You were getting on the top of a water tower.

• 55:34Peyton Hardin?

  The mouth.

• 55:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you really?

• 55:39Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 55:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You climbed a water tower?

• 55:41Peyton Hardin?

  No, I got too scared, I watched from below.

• 55:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You were sitting there.

• 55:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You said, "Just, just imagine I'm up there with you." I'm sorry, I'm a little kinda afraid of heights.

• 55:50Peyton Hardin?

  I go, "Get her!"

• 55:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, she doesn't like that! She doesn't like that!

• 55:54Peyton Hardin?

  There you go. No, water towers are, are-

• 55:58Cameron Kennedy?

  They have to be, no.

• 55:59Peyton Hardin?

  There's no point of a water tower.

• 56:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And there's not, this is like, there's, first off, there's not just water sitting in there, getting pumped out of the residential.

• 56:07Peyton Hardin?

  Cause the sun's gonna hit it in the plastics, it's gonna melt into the water.

• 56:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Shut the- Sarah, can you please say with me, ready, three, two, one, shut the f- up about the plastic? She did not join my team. She did not join, that's a loyal woman.

• 56:21Peyton Hardin?

  That's a keeper.

• 56:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Except for earlier.

• 56:23Peyton Hardin?

  That's a-

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• 57:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You remember last week I brought up the whole Chris Brown thing?

• 57:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, please don't.

• 57:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, we're not talking about backshots on stage anymore. But I am, another just a current event kind of flowing around in the air, right?

• 57:36Peyton Hardin?

  What's happening?

• 57:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Malik Beasley, right?

• 57:38Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, he's dumb.

• 57:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that not absolutely insane?

• 57:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it sucks.

• 57:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, for our, for our non-basketball, non-sports people, Malik Beasley was an NBA player who was actively betting on himself in, in games. He plays in the NBA. He's putting parlays on his own numbers and he got indicted for, they finally caught on to it. But then it's beautiful when they reverse engineer it and you see the [bleep].

• 58:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so basically he'd be, he'd bet like, "I'm gonna get less than three rebounds. I'm gonna get more than four points." Or something like that, just for simple terms. And you would see games where like he had to get under three rebounds.

• 58:13Cameron Kennedy?

  He was sprinting away from the ball.

• 58:14Peyton Hardin?

  It was like the ball was, it was dynamite.

• 58:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it was like it was a nuke.

• 58:17Peyton Hardin?

  And I don't understand, okay, I understand addiction's a real thing and I think that's what it boils down to is gambling addiction. But like, if you have, like, let's take it out of him. Let's take it off of Malik Beasley. If you have $500 million, right?

• 58:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh, Malik never hit that.

• 58:31Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I'm saying. Like, why are you betting on like $1,000 bets, $100,000 bets? You know what I mean?

• 58:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, money's money, like, that's what people, they're probably, they're, it's probably just one more.

• 58:44Peyton Hardin?

  If you have $500 million, losing a million dollars is just pennies to you. Like, like losing that, like, that's like us losing $10.

• 58:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, let's pipe down a bit. That's, um, I, no.

• 58:55Peyton Hardin?

  Are you nuts?

• 58:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Paying a million dollars is a million dollars. I don't care if you have 500 of it. A million, a million do- losing a million dollars? The f- loses a million do- that's not, no, that's not, I don't agree with you.

• 59:06Peyton Hardin?

  If you lose a million dollars.

• 59:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't even have a million dollars to lose. I'd be in debt.

• 59:10Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 59:11Cameron Kennedy?

  If I lost a million dollars, I'm in the red. I literally have to sell my body. I have to go have s- on Harry Hines if I lose a million dollars. If I lose a million dollars, I'm a prostitute. I have to be.

• 59:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'd be a good pimp for you. I know how to sell you well.

• 59:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "Who wants the whole ride on the white cell?"

• 59:25Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, he gets nasty.

• 59:27Cameron Kennedy?

  And then they, they show me, I'm like, "Hrrrrr."

• 59:29Peyton Hardin?

  Like, "I got some aphrodisiacs for him."

• 59:32Cameron Kennedy?

  "Give me some of that cinnamon and coffee."

• 59:33Peyton Hardin?

  Woof. But, no, if you, you can lose a million dollars like this.

• 59:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Incorrect.

• 59:38Peyton Hardin?

  If you have, if you're, if you, if you're a billionaire.

• 59:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Payton, incorrect.

• 59:43Peyton Hardin?

  Let's say you're a billionaire.

• 59:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, then double the five. If you're a billionaire and you lose 10 million dollars, that stings.

• 59:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, it does not.

• 59:52Cameron Kennedy?

  That stings.

• 59:53Peyton Hardin?

  If you lose 5 million, does it sting?

• 59:55Cameron Kennedy?

  If we're back to five, I mean, a five, it, bro, I, I get your premise.

• 1:00:00Peyton Hardin?

  Like Patrick Mahomes right now, he has, like, he got a 500 million dollar contract. He could literally take 2 million dollars right now and set it on fire and not even worry about it.

• 1:00:08Cameron Kennedy?

  If you think Patrick Mahomes is set, is setting ablaze to 2 million dollars.

• 1:00:13Peyton Hardin?

  You can. You literally can, and it won't affect your daily life at all. If you were to burn, you, let's bring it back to you. You, what do you have, like, 2,000 dollars?

• 1:00:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, yeah. I go, "Yeah, I do."

• 1:00:23Peyton Hardin?

  Let's take it to you.

• 1:00:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:00:25Peyton Hardin?

  If you burn 200, if you have 200 dollars right now, you burn it, your life is not going to change at all. Take your pride and your morals away.

• 1:00:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Payton, if I-

• 1:00:32Peyton Hardin?

  Your life will not change at all if you burn 200 dollars right now.

• 1:00:36Cameron Kennedy?

  If I burn 200 dollars right now, someone better be on the phone with me when I'm crossing over the bridge on my drive home.

• 1:00:41Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, you're insane. You're lying. You're lying for the camera. You're lying for the camera.

• 1:00:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, your whole premise is a lot of money equals I can f- off a lot of money.

• 1:00:49Peyton Hardin?

  That's how money works.

• 1:00:50Cameron Kennedy?

  How, no, that's not.

• 1:00:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:00:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You're talking about-

• 1:00:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:00:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You're talking about ratios. I'm saying from a human standpoint, it doesn't matter if you have 500 million. It, okay?

• 1:00:58Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, I'm, I'm not talking about morals and morality. I'm not talking about that in human standpoint. I'm talking about strictly numbers. Cam.

• 1:01:04Cameron Kennedy?

  If you had 500 million, if you had 500 million-

• 1:01:07Peyton Hardin?

  I hate your nail beds.

• 1:01:08Cameron Kennedy?

  If you, yeah, your nails are huge. If you had 500 million and you woke up, let's just play the game. You have 500 million dollars, Payton Harden, you're not a f-.

• 1:01:15Peyton Hardin?

  I would spend a million dollars in 24 hours.

• 1:01:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not Patrick Mahomes, that's fine. You'd probably do that on your first-

• 1:01:19Peyton Hardin?

  And I would never think about it again.

• 1:01:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Such a good tongue roll. If you had 500 million and you woke up and K-Rob calls you and goes-

• 1:01:28Peyton Hardin?

  I would never answer K-Rob's calls. If I had 500 million dollars, K-Rob would not have my phone number. I would put that out right now. Like, it literally, my girlfriend and you, and my parents, it's it. There's only people that have my phone number. If I have 500 million dollars, I'm a ghost to you. Are you crazy, K-Rob?

• 1:01:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You literally go, oh no.

• 1:01:49Peyton Hardin?

  500 million? I'm talking to somebody from Arkansas?

• 1:01:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you have 500 million dollars. I call you in the morning.

• 1:01:57Peyton Hardin?

  Still a tough answer.

• 1:02:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I call you and I go, "Hey, bro, I don't know if you saw last night, you lost a million dollars."

• 1:02:10Cameron Kennedy?

  If you, Peyton and Stephen Harden, look me in my eyes right now, after I tell you, you lost seven digits.

• 1:02:18Peyton Hardin?

  Doing what, though?

• 1:02:19Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't matter, according to you. That's the money point. It doesn't matter. Oh, no. Oh, do we what?

• 1:02:25Peyton Hardin?

  That's where the human aspect comes in.

• 1:02:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, but I thought we just said no human aspect.

• 1:02:29Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta let me speak or I'm gonna punch you in the face.

• 1:02:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:02:31Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta let me speak, because I'm saying this. If I didn't control it leaving, that's different. I can burn it. If you said, Peyton, you got too drunk and you burned a million dollars last night?

• 1:02:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd be pissed.

• 1:02:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, I would not. If I had 500 million, I wouldn't care. I'd be like, oh, I'd be upset because I could have given that to somebody.

• 1:02:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You are pottin'.

• 1:02:50Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not pottin'.

• 1:02:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Your thing is 500 to 1. My thing is a million is a million. A million dollars. We're not talking about losing 10 grand, 1 grand.

• 1:02:59Peyton Hardin?

  It's the same dude.

• 1:03:00Cameron Kennedy?

  50 grand. If you lose a million dollars, that stings.

• 1:03:03Peyton Hardin?

  You're the same guy that said you wouldn't take 20 million dollars just so you could have coitus.

• 1:03:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I love, I love my wife. I don't get my rocks off.

• 1:03:09Peyton Hardin?

  I still need to take it from you. I need to feel it.

• 1:03:12Cameron Kennedy?

  If you lose, NBA players get pissed when they get fined 50,000 dollars.

• 1:03:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's ego. That's pride, because somebody else is forcing them to take it. That's what it is. If they're chew, they spit. I know people. I've been in a room.

• 1:03:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I've been in a room with a billionaire and I've seen him spend a million dollars. Yes. In like two hours. Yes. And he walked away from that table and had fun. Yeah. And I said, I almost threw up. He doesn't matter. Money's not the same. Like if you were to go spend, you spent, oh, oh, oh. Wow, you spent a thousand dollars on Pokemon cards. You haven't even thought about it. You haven't even thought about it. You spent a thousand dollars on Pokemon cards two days ago. You haven't thought about it. Yes, but that is a. But do you ask somebody else? That's a petition. I'm going for a master set. But if you, but if you ask somebody else that's in a, in a less fortunate situation than you, that's crazy ideals, right? But you haven't even fathomed that way of living of 500 million for a million would be nothing. It's the same thing. You see how that works?

• 1:04:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not the same thing because guess what? Dumb.

• 1:04:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I spent a thousand and not to sound like that, but I have savings accounts and stuff like that. And I haven't spent money on myself in a long time. So I wanted to. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. If I, what, what's the, what's the equivalent to that? If I had 50,000, no, if I had 500,000 dollars, it's, well, okay, well.

• 1:04:34Cameron Kennedy?

  But a million's a million. A million's a million. And hey, I want you to lean in real quick. Hey, you know that little story about the billionaire? You know that old talk, right? Hey, you can't fathom that because we're not even close. Who isn't? If you're close to, if you right now are close to a billion dollars in your name, that pretty little face, you were very handsome. By the way, we don't do this often. We don't do this enough. If you're close. If I open my mouth, I'll lose a little equity. If you are close to a billion dollars, I quit right now. Really? Yeah. You'd expect, if I had a billion dollars, dude, right, getting this, I got canceled last time. Peyton, if you had a billion dollars. The fact that you expect something from me is crazy. Say that. I didn't say that. So why would you quit? Cause your life's not changing. I said, if I, if you had a billion and I didn't know that you had a billion. Yeah.

• 1:05:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I quit. You'd quit the podcast if you found out I was a billionaire? Oh, I'd quit Peyton. I'd quit you. I'd quit you. Is that not messed up? Is it not more messed up that you are a billionaire and I don't know? What I eat does not make you. That's food. I'm talking about financials.

• 1:05:39Peyton Hardin?

  What does that change? What does that change?

• 1:05:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Pain, when we have-

• 1:05:42Peyton Hardin?

  At what point does it matter?

• 1:05:44Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:05:45Peyton Hardin?

  What does that mean? Like, you're frie- like, I've treated you the same. That should be more of equity.

• 1:05:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I've seen your genitalia!

• 1:05:52Peyton Hardin?

  And that's worth more than a billion.

• 1:05:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I've had a head rub from your aunt. I know everything about your family. And if you've kept that you're a bil- We can't fathom it. A billionaire. A billionaire!

• 1:06:05Peyton Hardin?

  You sound moochy.

• 1:06:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not asking for a dime!

• 1:06:09Peyton Hardin?

  Then why are you leaving me then?

• 1:06:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Because that's an incredible secret to absolutely keep from me.

• 1:06:14Peyton Hardin?

  Because I wanted to test if you're actually my friend. It's the friendship test.

• 1:06:17Cameron Kennedy?

  The friendship test, that's fine. I'm passing the test.

• 1:06:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're not. You're not passing the test. If you're gonna leave me, if you found out that I'm doing better than you in life, bet, already bet, well, more better. Way more better than I already am doing better.

• 1:06:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Your ears look really good, but you don't use them well, right? I said, "If you were a billionaire, I'm not mad that I don't have a billion. I'm not mad that you don't bless me. None of that. That's fine."

• 1:06:40Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:06:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying, "I'd be mad that I didn't know that. You have trusted me with very deep secrets, as so I have to you."

• 1:06:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:48Cameron Kennedy?

  That wasn't English.

• 1:06:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:49Cameron Kennedy?

  That is the premise I'm coming from. I don't need your money. I'd love to figure out what you did to get there.

• 1:06:54Peyton Hardin?

  It's none of your business.

• 1:06:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's fine, too. That's fine, too.

• 1:06:57Peyton Hardin?

  But you, but the way you're doing this is very colonial and like, and like, your people, like, I need to, it's my duty, it's, I have to find out, get involved in that. It's not your, she'd be happy for me. You loved me before the money, right?

• 1:07:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I loved you before the money? I loved you when you were creep. I go, "I loved you when you were nasty."

• 1:07:15Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, question. You, we don't have to make this long.

• 1:07:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:07:17Peyton Hardin?

  Would you be more upset at me? Would you more-

• 1:07:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey.

• 1:07:21Peyton Hardin?

  Hey there.

• 1:07:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, hey, hey.

• 1:07:22Peyton Hardin?

  You're there and I'm here.

• 1:07:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, hey, hey.

• 1:07:23Peyton Hardin?

  We're here together. Would you be more upset at me if you found out I was a billionaire, right now?

• 1:07:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:07:28Peyton Hardin?

  Or if you found out that I had a child? And I didn't tell you about either one? Which one? If you didn't know, out of the dark?

• 1:07:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I want this to live on the internet forever.

• 1:07:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Which one you be more upset about?

• 1:07:40Cameron Kennedy?

  If you had a child, right now?

• 1:07:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:42Cameron Kennedy?

  If you had a human being that came from your nuts, right now, I would never talk to you again. If you had a kid- And I was not privy at all in the slightest. God forbid, what's the age of this kid? If the kid can walk, if this kid can walk. What if, what if you said, oh, here's my son, bring him in.

• 1:08:04Peyton Hardin?

  What if I?

• 1:08:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Walks to me?

• 1:08:06Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what if I had him in high school before we met each other? And then like the mom took off. I used, by the way, that was a pickup line I used to use on girls. It's so true. I used to like test girls and be like, I have a, I got a girl pregnant in high school.

• 1:08:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, you did.

• 1:08:18Peyton Hardin?

  I did. You remember that?

• 1:08:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I've heard that.

• 1:08:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, I got a kid back. I mean, she, you know, kind of rocky end.

• 1:08:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, mom took off. She blocked me on everything. He's like, I haven't, I, I miss the kid. I love him. I just, and I would pull up lights, getting baby pictures on Google and send it to the thing. It, it worked. It would test out who really liked me or not.

• 1:08:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You want to talk about a weird bag?

• 1:08:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that was weird.

• 1:08:38Cameron Kennedy?

  God.

• 1:08:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Even if you had him in high school, now this is-

• 1:08:41Peyton Hardin?

  Before you and the kid's not in my life, like the mom took off.

• 1:08:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, this is the, this is your only out. If you, I'm talking like birth happened, both gone.

• 1:08:51Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm.

• 1:08:51Cameron Kennedy?

  And she blocks you like there's like, you can't, no matter how much you want, you cannot be involved in that life. That's your only out.

• 1:08:56Peyton Hardin?

  So if I'm involved at all, you'd be mad at me?

• 1:08:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely.

• 1:08:59Peyton Hardin?

  That's so weird to me. Why? It's none of your business.

• 1:09:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You were ready to fight me because I told a random man in the Neiman that my sister lived in Germany. You were mad that you didn't know my sister lived in Germany.

• 1:09:13Peyton Hardin?

  That was crazy.

• 1:09:14Cameron Kennedy?

  If you had a seed, if you had offspring on the, on, on earth, you don't think I deserve to be mad?

• 1:09:21Peyton Hardin?

  See, that's so different. If I found out you were-

• 1:09:23Cameron Kennedy?

  If you had a dog that I didn't know about, I'd be livid. Like, what do you mean you had Dexter? What do you mean? Where's, where's this coming from?

• 1:09:31Peyton Hardin?

  See, we're completely opposite how our minds work.

• 1:09:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause I love you more than you love me.

• 1:09:34Peyton Hardin?

  If I, if I found out, I wouldn't give a about a child. If I found out you were a billionaire and you didn't break me off about half a mil at least by now, I would never, I would kill you.

• 1:09:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, exactly. Okay.

• 1:09:45Peyton Hardin?

  I would take insurance out on your life, Cam.

• 1:09:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, but if I have a billion, you're not touching me. You're not, I have snipers everywhere. No, if I had a billion, first off, I would bless you heavily. Now, honestly, I don't think you would do this.

• 1:09:58Peyton Hardin?

  I would set you up. I would set you up for something.

• 1:10:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, what does that mean?

• 1:10:01Peyton Hardin?

  You'd have to work for it.

• 1:10:02Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine.

• 1:10:03Peyton Hardin?

  I'd get you in a, like, what did you want, like a car shop or something? Like, I'd, I'd open you up a car wash or something.

• 1:10:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't ask for a car wash.

• 1:10:09Peyton Hardin?

  All right, it's my money. Yeah, like you don't-

• 1:10:11Cameron Kennedy?

  So I, I just have to break you off cold cash?

• 1:10:14Peyton Hardin?

  I would've, I would've expect that.

• 1:10:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You would expect-

• 1:10:17Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I've already put it in the equity. I've already put in the sweat equity in our-

• 1:10:20Cameron Kennedy?

  What the f- have I done?

• 1:10:22Peyton Hardin?

  You've fallen off on it. It's changed, for sure. For sure, for sure. It's when them kids came along, bro, you started treating me different. You used to, this, this, you ask your kids now and like check on them is what you used to do to me. And it's, it's honestly been bothering me. First it was that girl, right? And then it was those two kids.

• 1:10:43Cameron Kennedy?

  This is incredible.

• 1:10:44Peyton Hardin?

  It, no, and I'm not upset, cause I get it and I'm a grown man and I get it.

• 1:10:47Cameron Kennedy?

  As you should, right?

• 1:10:48Peyton Hardin?

  But I have emotions, I'm emotional.

• 1:10:50Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine.

• 1:10:50Peyton Hardin?

  And like, you'll ask Malachi, you'll go, "Oh bubba, you do this?" And I say, "Dude, that, take me back to freshman year of seminary, say college." Like, and I was like, "Dude," I remember he used to ask me that. Anyway. Let's get us out of here, man.

• 1:11:02Cameron Kennedy?

  That is unbelievable. But, eh, we absolutely love each and every single one of you. If you are watching this right now, we just got back from four banger shows, Boston, Chicago, Columbus, and Orlando. Thank you so much, y'all are fantastic. And, we have one city left domestically. At the time of this right now, there's a couple tickets, but when y'all are watching this, I don't know, it could be sold out, but hit that second link, eh, first, sorry, first link in the bio, Dallas, eh, I, I mean, I'm, I'm like-

• 1:11:33Peyton Hardin?

  Woo!

• 1:11:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm stroking out, I'm stroking out, what?

• 1:11:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, I was just, I was making my-

• 1:11:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, okay. Uh, Dallas, Texas, July 25th, that is our last show domestically. Then we're going across the pond, we're going to the UK-

• 1:11:42Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, we're having a-

• 1:11:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Aussies.

• 1:11:43Peyton Hardin?

  We're having an after, well, I don't know, we got, eh, we should, we should've been set up already, but we're having a party after party.

• 1:11:48Cameron Kennedy?

  We're more, yes, we're having an after party in Dallas, it's gonna be crazy, it's gonna be hella fun. Um, so make sure you get your ticket to that, but also, if you're not in the Koala Club, you're absolutely tripping. Literally ask any Koala Club member and they will say it is worth it and it's an amazing community over there and we put so much-

• 1:12:03Peyton Hardin?

  There's some-

• 1:12:03Cameron Kennedy?

  On there.

• 1:12:03Peyton Hardin?

  There's some people that, in the Patreon, I love, they go, "I forgot they have a YouTube channel."

• 1:12:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:07Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, cause there's so much, just-

• 1:12:09Cameron Kennedy?

  They just live on the Patreon.

• 1:12:09Peyton Hardin?

  It's basically on Netflix over there, just Y, imagine Netflix, but all the shows are Y's, okay?

• 1:12:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, there's a, so, you have an entire other episode every week. You have, eh-

• 1:12:16Peyton Hardin?

  Two sometimes.

• 1:12:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, sometimes two, you have exclu-, if you're royalty, you have an exclusive livestream every single month, you have an exclusive episode just for you every single month, you have Dr. P's, you have conspiracies, you have TMT's, you have food feuds, you have games, you have challenges, you have vlogs. Eh, I mean, it's a lot, it's a lot. Go check it out for yourself, we love you. Confuse the casuals, get the karma, this week's secret-

• 1:12:34Peyton Hardin?

  Good karma.

• 1:12:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Code.

• 1:12:36Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh, wow, do we do- Something about be nice to Peyton during live streams?

• 1:12:44Peyton Hardin?

  That was this episode.

• 1:12:45Cameron Kennedy?

  PLS, please. PLS. Peyton livestream.

• 1:12:47Peyton Hardin?

  Peyton livestream.

• 1:12:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton livestream, please. PLS.

• 1:12:49Peyton Hardin?

  Remember one out of two clippers, I'm about to Christmas and we'll see ya.

• 1:12:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I was butt naked, dropped to my knees.

• 1:12:55Peyton Hardin?

  Next time, that's so funny.

• 1:12:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That's why I have the bruise.

• 1:12:58Peyton Hardin?

  That's why I have the bruise.

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