Ep 575 - Black Seed Fart Max (feat. Nate Marshall & Egan Robinson)

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Wild Wild West.

• 0:02Matt McCusker?

  And we're live. We were just talking about black supplements. Sea moss is the biggest.

• 0:07Speaker 00

  Sea moss is.

• 0:07Matt McCusker?

  Black ladies love sea moss.

• 0:08Speaker 00

  Sea moss, during covid, they got really into, what's that, the tea. It's the tea is supposed to be good for your respiratory system. My mom was always trying to get it to me during covid.

• 0:19Matt McCusker?

  Elderberry, not elderberry, was it?

• 0:20Speaker 00

  I think it might have been elderberry. It was elderberry. Elderberry was a big one.

• 0:24Matt McCusker?

  Sea moss and you're saying black seed oil.

• 0:26Speaker 00

  Black seed oil. You're on the black seed oil there.

• 0:27Matt McCusker?

  On the black seed oil. Although that's, it's funny you say that, that was a black lady supplement, which I believe. The, that crossed over with like.

• 0:35Speaker 00

  I think black people, black guys, black ladies too. Like, cause I saw dudes talking about rubbing on their meats for like black seed oil.

• 0:41Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 0:42Speaker 00

  Whoa.

• 0:43Matt McCusker?

  Black dudes are sneakily on the forefront of the hardest boners possible. It's crazy.

• 0:48Speaker 00

  Especially you get like a Jamaican dude, like that's why they're all like, eat your beef, you need zinc, you need to be strong.

• 0:55Speaker 02

  They are right about the zinc. That is true. That's crazy. They all know that. Yeah.

• 0:58Speaker 00

  They're huge on zinc.

• 1:01Matt McCusker?

  That was a crazy story. Every, every country you go to has some sort of thing they sell where they're like, oh, it's very good. It makes you more to the world. Like if you go to like any island, they have some weird concoction. They're like, this gives you the hardest boner.

• 1:15Speaker 00

  I've, I've, I've tried, I've tried black seed oil. I've almost tried two things. I've tried black seed oil and I tried, well, I think it's Korean. It was like the ginseng tea.

• 1:23Speaker 02

  Oh, ginseng. Yeah. Red ginseng?

• 1:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, the ginseng. I tried nothing.

• 1:27Speaker 02

  I thought they just like jacks you up. I didn't know it was like.

• 1:29Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it just gives you like, I feel like a mental buzz.

• 1:30Speaker 00

  There's a certain type of ginseng that is, I think, specifically burn ginseng.

• 1:35Matt McCusker?

  Oh, really?

• 1:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:37Matt McCusker?

  I don't think black seed oil gets you hard like that though. It's like an anti-inflammatory. Although I haven't rubbed it on my meat though.

• 1:42Speaker 00

  I didn't rub it on my meat. I did take a little, but I don't know. I saw, I saw, cause I saw one thing that said it worked, rubbing it on your meat. And then I saw another thing that the guy was like, my meat broke out. You don't want your meat to break out.

• 1:54Matt McCusker?

  No, no.

• 1:55Speaker 02

  Meat breakout is no.

• 1:57Matt McCusker?

  I've had a meat breakout. I've, I've literally survived. I'm a meat, I'm a meat breakout survivor and it's, dude, it's not pretty. Cause you panic and you make it worse by trying all these other things you read about on the internet. And your meat just gets worse and worse.

• 2:10Speaker 00

  Oh, I just, not to, not to stay on the subject of meat.

• 2:14Matt McCusker?

  I know, dude.

• 2:14Speaker 00

  I gotta, I had a horrible meat moment the other day.

• 2:18Matt McCusker?

  What happened?

• 2:20Speaker 00

  I was trying to, I was trying to like, just, I was with my girl all day. So I was trying to like, raise her up all day. A little flirty shit here and there, moving around. Get myself charged up, get her charged up.

• 2:31Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 2:31Speaker 00

  But, I don't know if I like, gave myself blue, I think I gave myself blue balls.

• 2:36Matt McCusker?

  You got too charged up.

• 2:37Speaker 00

  I got too charged up.

• 2:38Matt McCusker?

  Hold on, what were you doing to get her like, hyped up?

• 2:41Speaker 00

  Just like, just like flirty shit, like.

• 2:42Matt McCusker?

  Grabbing her ass and shit.

• 2:43Speaker 00

  Grabbing her ass, you know.

• 2:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  Just flirty stuff, grabbing her ass.

• 2:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, hit, hit, hit, hit, titty squeezes, like, while we're walking through a store, like, nobody's around.

• 2:51Matt McCusker?

  She was all day. She was in the center of the Minotaur's maze.

• 2:56Speaker 00

  Just, like, out of nowhere, like, mid fuck, I just, my balls started, like, for real hurt. I know, oh, Sean, I thought of you. I was like, I hope I'm not going through.

• 3:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, Sean, Sean during sex, that's kinda crazy.

• 3:08Matt McCusker?

  He's fucked up balls.

• 3:09Speaker 02

  Oh, right, yeah, I know.

• 3:10Matt McCusker?

  He's a fucked up ball, fucked up asshole survivor.

• 3:12Speaker 02

  Yeah. I'm aware, I'm sorry.

• 3:15Speaker 03

  I've had a dick rash. My gut, my nuts and my butt are all fucked up.

• 3:19Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 3:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, my gut's pretty bad today.

• 3:21Matt McCusker?

  Is your gut still fucked up?

• 3:23Speaker 03

  I mean, I drink, I, you know, it, it's mostly caused by copious amounts of Irish whiskey.

• 3:30Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 3:31Speaker 03

  And today I vomited in the morning.

• 3:33Matt McCusker?

  Oh, man.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:35Matt McCusker?

  That stinks.

• 3:35Speaker 03

  I had too much to drink last night.

• 3:38Matt McCusker?

  My favorite.

• 3:38Speaker 03

  But my butt and my nuts are okay.

• 3:40Speaker 02

  That's, that's good.

• 3:41Matt McCusker?

  That's good. My favorite visual, where you can tell Sean is like, he's crossed the line, is he'll, he'll just start, his head'll go down, he'll just do this, when you talk to him, you'll be like, Saul's so fucking a dickhead, but.

• 3:55Speaker 02

  He was trying to hang on to conversation.

• 4:02Speaker 03

  I had far too much to drink at the Noctis last night, but it was a good Noctis.

• 4:06Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I, not, that was a, Noctis was crazy last night.

• 4:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was so fun. Thank you for doing it.

• 4:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, thank you. True who's who of Austin comedy.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  I'm kinda bummed I wasn't there. I should've, I should've, I should've pulled up.

• 4:18Matt McCusker?

  It was, the green room was so fucking packed, it was crazy.

• 4:21Speaker 02

  Damn, dude.

• 4:22Matt McCusker?

  It was a powerful green room.

• 4:23Speaker 02

  Sorry, I, I went to a Bible study instead, no big deal.

• 4:26Matt McCusker?

  Did you really?

• 4:26Speaker 02

  I actually did, yes.

• 4:27Matt McCusker?

  How'd it go?

• 4:28Speaker 02

  It was good. I mean, it was like, the first meeting, and it was like, just like, half like awkward dudes, and half like. Kind of awkward chicks and then like a handful of like really

• 4:36Matt McCusker?

  Coed.

• 4:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was coed. It's pretty cool, but it's funny because people instinctually like split the room just by like boy and girl.

• 4:43Matt McCusker?

  Did they really?

• 4:43Speaker 02

  No one wanted to mix at all. Yeah. It was like a high school dance. Yeah. Not even. It was like a, like a middle school.

• 4:49Matt McCusker?

  How long do you get? Like an hour?

• 4:51Speaker 02

  It was like an hour and a half and then um, we went over like the next week's gospel and then just like chatted it out and like it's like, all right, floor's open. Anyone wants to say what you thought about like one verse or whatever. And then, you know, some people gave their opinions like, so you, some people were like, they're just, it's like the base level, but some people went like.

• 5:07Matt McCusker?

  Super deep.

• 5:07Speaker 02

  Are you a opinion guy? Are you like base level to sit there? Oh dude, I just didn't even, I knew I didn't have anything unique to say. So I was just trying to stay quiet. I was just taking it all in, but.

• 5:16Matt McCusker?

  I mean, if you get adults together and have to hear their opinions, it's kind of torture, honestly.

• 5:20Speaker 02

  I was just trying to find like a place in the room to stare at while they did it. I was like, oh yeah.

• 5:23Matt McCusker?

  Was anyone, was usually in those, in any setting, it could be like a real estate class, it could be Bible study. There's one person who the whole room is going, shut this person the fuck up.

• 5:33Speaker 02

  There was one guy that like.

• 5:34Matt McCusker?

  Every single dude, it's, it's like every, no matter where you are, there's one person who's like, I got this. And they just sound like a total buffoon. It could be me this whole time.

• 5:44Speaker 02

  I was, I was in my head. It's like, maybe it's me, but there was one guy who like at the, like the logical end of the whole session was like, you know, this just made me think of like a, like a Bible verse. Let me pull it up. And then he just like reads like a, like a three minute long thing. And it's like, not about anything we had just talked about. And you're like, yeah, thank you for sharing, man.

• 6:02Matt McCusker?

  That's kind of nice though. I actually, I've been, I feel like I've been kind of circling the drain on a Bible, a Bible club. It's common. I'd like to do it. It'd be nice.

• 6:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

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• 7:10Speaker 02

  It was cool. I'd never, I'd actually, you know.

• 7:12Matt McCusker?

  Older new, you're reading older new.

• 7:14Speaker 02

  We were reading new gospel, yeah.

• 7:15Matt McCusker?

  Okay.

• 7:16Speaker 02

  But I never done one, like.

• 7:17Matt McCusker?

  Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John?

• 7:18Speaker 02

  Ooh, um, I think it was Luke. I can look it up.

• 7:22Matt McCusker?

  They're fine. They should know that. I did it last time.

• 7:25Speaker 00

  I feel like a bad person because y'all are talking about going to like a Bible, like a Bible group and all I'm thinking is like, I might be a piece of shit is like the ladies in there.

• 7:35Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 7:35Speaker 00

  It's because I'm imagining them dressed very modest and for some reason in that setting, that's so sexy.

• 7:42Matt McCusker?

  I can't even, I couldn't even. That's just the enemy talking, brother.

• 7:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, that is, that is, that is.

• 7:48Matt McCusker?

  But you're not wrong. There's obviously, you know, as soon as you said it was coed, my brain went there. I went.

• 7:54Speaker 02

  I mean, I probably. I will say like.

• 7:56Matt McCusker?

  Be the serpent in the garden.

• 7:58Speaker 02

  When I was in there, I just like, someone walked in, I just clocked him. I was like, yeah, I mean, I'd marry you three, so.

• 8:05Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I, I, I send those Instagrams to my wife all the time of like, there's accounts called like the reformed wife. Any of those like women who are like, why would I ever give my wife, my husband attitude when he gets home? I can be a docile, loving wife and I just fire him off there all the time. It's, it's the best.

• 8:22Speaker 02

  Is that like the ones like, they're like, oh, that's like live on a farm and like drink raw milk and stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:26Matt McCusker?

  But it's like, some of them, it's not even a video. It's just like a quote, a lady. It's like, it'll be like, yeah, I could act like a big brat in my house, but I choose not to because I love my husband and the Lord. And I'll be like, send. And I go, yo, this is so funny. Read it. It's like, I was just like laughing or whatever, or you should probably read that, it's hilarious, we could laugh at it together. I'm like, but I mean, it does have a point though, it's kinda crazy.

• 8:51Speaker 02

  Dang, so you're a Bible study? Didn't know about Noctis. I did, I did know about Noctis, but I was like, you know what?

• 8:57Matt McCusker?

  Tell us the Lord.

• 8:58Speaker 02

  I agreed to do this and like, this is what God's will was, is for me to go to this. True. Not to go to the Who's Hill. Yeah, but then, but then I, I will say, I left and I saw like Tim was on, I was like, oh, that'd be cool to go see.

• 9:10Speaker 02

  Oh, fuck, I went to Bible study.

• 9:13Speaker 02

  This is what God intended?

• 9:16Matt McCusker?

  Nah, Bible study rules.

• 9:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was cool.

• 9:19Matt McCusker?

  It'd be nice to read it and be like, just didn't hit that hard. Just be in there, be like, I don't know, I just remember this being better when I was young.

• 9:28Speaker 02

  I, I remember there was a moment when like, they asked us like, what do you think about this passage or whatever? And people were trying to say like, oh, I think Jesus is saying like, this thing represent this, like he, he gives it an analogy, he's big on analogies, obviously. And he does like, he says like something about some tower, building a tower. I think the tower represents this, I think it represents this. And I was like, I don't think it represents anything, I think just using examples to see how ridiculous the prospect of being his disciple without giving up all your possessions is. And then they're like, yeah, for sure, alright. You scored. Do you remember what the passage was? I would love to have a take. It was the, uh, him talking about like, um, you can't follow me, I, I'm gonna butcher it, but so you can't follow me without hating your, your father, your mother, your brother, your sister, your wife, even your own life. Like, if you want to be my disciple, you have to like, take up your cross and come after me.

• 10:14Speaker 02

  Some, and then like the rest of that, he gives like examples of it. His name and stuff. That sounds like God would say, you're just a hating ass bitch. Yeah, yeah, well, he's just like, you gotta love me, you gotta love me more than everyone else, basically saying, yeah. Yeah.

• 10:24Matt McCusker?

  More than your mommy and daddy? Did you do that?

• 10:26Speaker 02

  Would I love?

• 10:27Matt McCusker?

  Did you give up your mommy and daddy?

• 10:28Speaker 02

  For God?

• 10:29Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 10:30Speaker 02

  Not my mom. It's not, it's not even giving up, it's like relative to them, it should be higher. I would think it was a trick. If he was like, give up your mom.

• 10:37Matt McCusker?

  If your mom was a God fearing woman, she'd want you to give her up.

• 10:39Speaker 02

  She would definitely say give him, and I'd be like, but mom?

• 10:42Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, fine, I won't call you anymore.

• 10:46Speaker 00

  That's all I had to do, not a big deal.

• 10:48Matt McCusker?

  True, next time, if I haven't heard from you in a while, like, yeah, well, read the fucking Bible, alright?

• 10:52Speaker 00

  God asked me to not talk to you.

• 10:54Matt McCusker?

  God told me to hate you, I'm sorry. No, there's, there's a book called, um, I think it's called Light Through an Eastern Window, where they go through, it was a guy, I think from India, who went through the Bible and like, there's weird little sayings that you only understand if you're from like, an eastern culture, because they- Really? Yeah, there's a, like, the fucking, the fish or whatever they pulled out, there was like, money, and like, it was money instead, or whatever. Isn't that a Bible story, where they like, find a fish, but it actually contains a bunch of, of ring in its mouth, or something? I'm not sure.

• 11:23Speaker 00

  Sounds like a hood story.

• 11:25Matt McCusker?

  No, I swear to God, I think it is. Sean, you open it up, dude, is that a Bible story about a fish that like, you pull it out, and there's like, a, there's a bunch of money inside of it?

• 11:33Speaker 00

  That's the black seed oil dog.

• 11:34Speaker 03

  Looks like, the, the AI overview says that it's this, in the Gospel of Matthew.

• 11:40Matt McCusker?

  Yep.

• 11:41Speaker 03

  Um, to avoid tax collectors, uh, Jesus told Peter to catch a fish, and, uh, open its mouth to find a coin, uh, yeah.

• 11:51Matt McCusker?

  So there's really a fish, no, but there's actually a fish in the east that is known for swallowing shiny, like, jewelry, and fishermen would catch them and pop it out, and that was the story, it's like, I don't have any money, and Jesus was like, go fishing right now. There's gonna be- And he pops a ring out of the fish's mouth, but apparently, there is, there are fish in that, like, area that swa- they're known to swallow jewelry, if you catch them, you get, sometimes the fishermen will like, pull a jewel out of their gullet. That's cool. Yeah, it's a whole book about it, it's pretty cool, he goes through like, every single little thing, and explains like, well, this is what they actually mean by this. Gives like, real world examples of like, just like, weird shit, like, you read there, you're like, why the fuck would somebody do that? Yeah. But apparently, there's a reasons for a lot of it.

• 12:30Speaker 00

  What's got you wanting to get, because you said you were like, circling the drain on starting to join a Bible study, what's got you there?

• 12:36Matt McCusker?

  I don't know, just a chat vibe, dude, just read vibe. Read vibe, chat vibe. Yeah.

• 12:42Speaker 00

  Chat vibe.

• 12:42Matt McCusker?

  I just want chat vibe, bro. I mean, you get, you get to a certain age where you're like, alright, man, fucking, I've read a lot of stuff, and none of it's helping me, I might as well read vibe, chat vibe.

• 12:52Speaker 00

  Chat vibe. I could see that being a good thought.

• 12:55Matt McCusker?

  And dude, getting- When you're married, it helps if your babe's on the vibe. Cause the vibe's in your favor. If you get vibe with you and your babe. The vibe's got your back all the way. No other book. What other, only other books you're gonna read is like Mel Robbins be like five, four, three, two, one. Get out of bed, whatever.

• 13:13Speaker 00

  I can't do both though. I told you before, I was trying to hoe fi. Oh, you might not have been there when I was telling you I was trying to hoe fi my lady, but yeah.

• 13:20Matt McCusker?

  What do you mean try to hoe fi?

• 13:21Speaker 00

  Trying to hoe.

• 13:21Matt McCusker?

  Stag vixen?

• 13:22Speaker 00

  I'm trying, I'm trying to, I'm trying to have her be more of a hoe in the house. So I've been like buying a bunch of dumb hoe stuff.

• 13:30Matt McCusker?

  I feel like you can do that.

• 13:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, I've.

• 13:32Matt McCusker?

  You can have the vibe and still.

• 13:34Speaker 00

  You think.

• 13:34Matt McCusker?

  You gotta get married though.

• 13:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, no.

• 13:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:38Matt McCusker?

  We're trying to unlock the true freak, dude.

• 13:43Speaker 00

  I'm worried that marriage will lock away the true freak. That's a big fear, man.

• 13:46Matt McCusker?

  Not true.

• 13:46Speaker 00

  You think, you think, okay, all right, what up?

• 13:49Matt McCusker?

  I mean, oh, you're saying you kinda want her singing for a supper?

• 13:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 13:55Speaker 00

  I feel like once she gets everything she needs, she's like nah, true freak going away. She'll start wearing sweatpants around.

• 14:02Matt McCusker?

  It's a delicate, it's a delicate dance.

• 14:06Matt McCusker?

  No, no, no way, dude.

• 14:08Speaker 02

  I think that's where the vibe, that's where the vibe comes in, is that it all.

• 14:11Matt McCusker?

  Especially as a black guy, I'm surprised you're not using the vibe. I feel like black guys can lean into the vibe harder than anybody and it just, I don't know, man, it looks good on you.

• 14:19Speaker 00

  It might be too late for me to, but, cause it might look phony though. You think if I get into it right now, clearly not a vibe guy and just go like, nah, full vibe now.

• 14:26Speaker 02

  Hey, the Lord works mysterious ways, brother.

• 14:29Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you can for sure.

• 14:30Speaker 00

  It would be a good excuse to get a Jesus piece. I've needed a Jesus piece excuse for my whole life.

• 14:36Speaker 02

  I'm right there, I'll, I'll go shopping with you if you wanna do that, I need to get one. I got a wooden one, I need to like a.

• 14:40Speaker 00

  You want a wood one?

• 14:41Speaker 02

  Oh no, I have a wood one, I need to.

• 14:43Matt McCusker?

  Ice it out.

• 14:44Speaker 02

  You need to get a gold.

• 14:45Speaker 00

  True.

• 14:46Speaker 02

  I need to get some gold or some silver or something.

• 14:47Matt McCusker?

  Ice that thing out for sure. Let's ice out her Jesus pieces and get her.

• 14:54Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, no, I feel like it's a, yeah, it's a nice thing. I don't know. I don't have time for it right now. But yeah, it'd be nice to fucking get in, get in a circle and talk vibe.

• 15:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 15:03Matt McCusker?

  Go back to my babe, be like, yo, we actually talked about it. You're supposed to be a lot nicer around here.

• 15:07Speaker 00

  You go black church, white church?

• 15:09Matt McCusker?

  I'll go wherever, but honestly.

• 15:12Speaker 00

  I think I'm going for a Mexican church.

• 15:13Matt McCusker?

  Mexican vibe church.

• 15:15Speaker 02

  I mean, that's hey, my church, brother.

• 15:16Matt McCusker?

  It's a Mexican vibe church.

• 15:18Speaker 02

  It's a Catholic church, man, more or less.

• 15:20Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, they're gonna always be Catholic, though.

• 15:22Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:23Speaker 02

  Mexican Catholic church is a, is a whole different vibe.

• 15:25Speaker 00

  It's like a party vibe?

• 15:26Speaker 02

  It, I wouldn't say party vibe, but it is a different vibe.

• 15:33Speaker 02

  I've been to a few mises in Espanol. They're pretty, it's pretty cool. It's fun to be like the one white guy in the Spanish mass. Like, they're like, you're one of the good ones.

• 15:41Matt McCusker?

  Wait, what is it called? A misé?

• 15:42Speaker 02

  Mise, yeah.

• 15:43Matt McCusker?

  What's that?

• 15:44Speaker 02

  It's just mass in Spanish.

• 15:45Matt McCusker?

  Oh, really?

• 15:45Speaker 02

  Mise in Espanol, yeah.

• 15:47Speaker 00

  Damn.

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• 16:17Matt McCusker?

  Is it?

• 16:17Speaker 04

  Those pants are two, maybe three.

• 16:19Matt McCusker?

  Four is crazy.

• 16:21Speaker 04

  I've got a couple, I've got a couple three-way stretch pants, and I go, this is not enough, so I need four ways.

• 16:25Matt McCusker?

  Need to completely do it.

• 16:26Speaker 04

  North, south, east, west, stretching.

• 16:28Matt McCusker?

  Hula hooping.

• 16:29Speaker 04

  And it transitions seamlessly.

• 16:31Matt McCusker?

  Very moisture-wicking. How do you think about it as an investment?

• 16:36Speaker 04

  How do I think about it as an investment, Matt? Viori is an investment in happiness.

• 16:40Matt McCusker?

  I didn't even think about that.

• 16:41Speaker 04

  Okay, and right now you can get 20% off your first order and free shipping on any US order of $75 and free returns.

• 16:48Matt McCusker?

  So get the Meta Pant now at vuori.com/secret. That's V U O R I dot com slash secret. Exclusions apply. Visit the website for full terms and conditions.

• 16:58Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 16:59Speaker 02

  But, um.

• 17:00Matt McCusker?

  What is it? I, I, doesn't the word lord translate to like hombre or something funny in, in Spanish?

• 17:06Speaker 02

  I'm not sure. I, uh.

• 17:08Matt McCusker?

  I've seen it on a screen. It's, it's like a, uh, the word, huh? Caballero, yeah. He translates it to caballero.

• 17:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, isn't it just like guy? Caballero?

• 17:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, just, it's like cool, cool guy.

• 17:20Matt McCusker?

  I swear to God, I saw that one time and started laughing. Senor, that's what it is. I say it was senor. I saw it on there and I was like.

• 17:27Speaker 00

  It's just on the Bible, just says senor.

• 17:32Matt McCusker?

  Save me, senor.

• 17:37Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it makes me laugh when I see that.

• 17:40Matt McCusker?

  Well, that's good. Well, yeah, I mean, look, we'll figure it out.

• 17:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 17:42Matt McCusker?

  But I'm telling you, man, I might go, I might go black guy vibe circle. It could be the move, honestly.

• 17:49Speaker 00

  I mean, it sounds like the most font.

• 17:51Matt McCusker?

  Could Book of Exodus could get a little spicy in there. I'd be like, look, I was tapping everybody.

• 17:57Speaker 00

  What the hell is Book of Exodus?

• 17:59Matt McCusker?

  It's when the Jews are escaping slavery. And I'll look at this. What the hell?

• 18:08Matt McCusker?

  Worldwide institution, turns out. Just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm joshing. I would never violate a black Bible study.

• 18:19Matt McCusker?

  With right wing talking points.

• 18:22Speaker 00

  I bet you get in there, it's probably more of a going on than you think.

• 18:25Matt McCusker?

  Oh dude, big time.

• 18:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude. Yeah.

• 18:28Matt McCusker?

  Black people are conservative. I swear to God. Like every, every black person you talk to one on one hits very conservative talking points for the most part.

• 18:36Speaker 00

  And but it'll happen and then they'll be like, I'll be like, that sounds like some Republican ass shit. And then people are like, no.

• 18:42Matt McCusker?

  I know.

• 18:43Speaker 00

  No, it's like, eh.

• 18:45Matt McCusker?

  I don't know. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. It's not as much than that. It's not like hardcore damn line though. Cause they're racist. Black people are racist as hell. I can confirm that for sure.

• 18:55Speaker 00

  I'll confirm it.

• 18:56Matt McCusker?

  So racist.

• 18:57Speaker 00

  It's like my favorite thing. It's like my favorite thing.

• 19:01Matt McCusker?

  It is nice to be like, kind of allowed to as well.

• 19:04Speaker 00

  I think we're losing it and I bummed me out. For real mad.

• 19:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, white ladies are taking it from you guys.

• 19:11Speaker 00

  White ladies are taking it from us and like, we're not even allowed to be racist against like other types of like, we used to be able, we used to be able to make fun of Chinese people.

• 19:20Matt McCusker?

  To their face.

• 19:20Speaker 00

  To their fucking face.

• 19:22Matt McCusker?

  I've seen it.

• 19:24Speaker 00

  Now we just can't without being monsters.

• 19:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, 2020, 2021 kind of did a number on that one for you guys.

• 19:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:29Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Middle Eastern guys who own shops. Post, post nine 11, I used to see some horrendous displays and Dunkin' Donuts and just sit there and be like, god damn lady, you are fucking nuts.

• 19:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they literally, yeah. Between like 2001 and like 2020, it was perfectly acceptable to call like an Indian guy Osama to his face. It was totally, it wasn't even like being funny. It was like, almost like poppy. For Spanish guys, like, yo Osama, put, put a cream cheese on my.

• 20:02Speaker 02

  Dude, I mean, if you wanna get back on like some of the Asian hate and like the Chinese hate, just go to Japan. You can just openly be like, yeah, the Chinese are loud and dirty.

• 20:09Matt McCusker?

  Oh, nigga, you fired up? That's nice.

• 20:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, I agree.

• 20:17Matt McCusker?

  Loud and dirty is so funny.

• 20:20Speaker 02

  Rude is a big one. I mean.

• 20:21Matt McCusker?

  But it's also how Asian do you have to be to be like Chinese people? Fucking loud as hell, man.

• 20:27Matt McCusker?

  That's pretty nuts. These guys are out of fucking control.

• 20:30Speaker 02

  It's weird when you do see them, like when you're in another Asian country and then you see a separate group of Asians in that country. It's like, alright, I can, I can start to see.

• 20:37Matt McCusker?

  You can start, yeah. How do you, so if you're in Japan, did you see Chinese people?

• 20:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're usually in groups. They're usually in groups and they're usually talking pretty loud.

• 20:45Matt McCusker?

  Serious, hilarious.

• 20:46Speaker 02

  Like, and they just don't even like, like there's a line to something. They're like cutting, they're like, they don't.

• 20:51Matt McCusker?

  Can you visually tell?

• 20:53Speaker 02

  I'm not the best. I'd like to say that I am, but then I think we did a test last time I was on.

• 20:57Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:58Speaker 02

  And I failed about zero to a hundred.

• 21:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, Butterly was crushing it.

• 21:01Speaker 02

  Butterly really crushed it. Like, really well.

• 21:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he was, that was pretty nuts. Yeah, that's, uh, that's interesting. So they go to kinda, do you think that's kind of a flex though on Japan where there's like?

• 21:10Speaker 02

  They're just going to visit?

• 21:11Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but they're here and we're gonna get loud as fuck and.

• 21:13Speaker 02

  I guess. That's, that's one thing I didn't realize. I go into Asian countries. It's like, oh, I forget. Like, this is just a place anyone goes to. Like, of course Asians from other countries would go here on vacation too. I was like, oh, that's a weird, it was a weird thing for me. I don't know.

• 21:25Matt McCusker?

  Gotta be interesting though, cause I, I know for a fact there, there's the Asian on Asian beef. I mean, it's Asian on Asian on Asian beef. Cause it's Koreans don't like the Chinese. Koreans kinda sweat the Japanese. They're like, they're kinda fucking cool.

• 21:37Speaker 02

  I think, I think there's a shift.

• 21:38Matt McCusker?

  They would give it up.

• 21:39Speaker 02

  The shift is, uh.

• 21:40Matt McCusker?

  They're the two best Asians.

• 21:40Speaker 02

  I think the younger, the younger generation likes the Koreans a lot more in Japan.

• 21:44Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 21:45Speaker 02

  Cause like K-pop and all that stuff. Like, it's like a cool, they're like the cool, hot, like, cool, young, whatever.

• 21:49Matt McCusker?

  I like blending it where it's kinda even though?

• 21:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, I guess it's kinda even that way. Yeah, yeah. With the, like the kinda younger generation.

• 21:55Matt McCusker?

  South Korea is kinda crushing it too.

• 21:57Speaker 02

  I hear Seoul is like the coolest place ever. I've just never, it's never been my, my steez to go to.

• 22:02Matt McCusker?

  Korea?

• 22:03Speaker 02

  Yeah. I don't like the food enough.

• 22:06Matt McCusker?

  The food sucks. Korean food fucking stinks.

• 22:09Speaker 02

  Bulgogi, great. Everything else I wouldn't eat.

• 22:12Matt McCusker?

  I've had bibimbabs. They're not bad, but that's where China has them spanked. China's Chinese food fucking crushes.

• 22:18Speaker 00

  But it's real, but not real Chinese. It's the shitty Chinese food that's the best shit.

• 22:22Matt McCusker?

  Dude, real Chinese food's awesome.

• 22:23Speaker 00

  Every time I've had like authentic, high-end Chinese food.

• 22:27Matt McCusker?

  I was at a Chinese person's house at a graduation party in high school and they gave me the real stuff.

• 22:31Speaker 02

  I think they love to gatekeep the real shit.

• 22:33Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they give us the MSGs, dude.

• 22:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, I mean, but the MSG is so fine.

• 22:37Matt McCusker?

  So good. Your body processes it in 10 seconds.

• 22:43Speaker 00

  She's perfect. Yeah, I wanted to ask you, because you're on the righteous path. From what I, maybe it's just what Tokyo is to me, but it seems like a super horny place. How do you? How do you maintain? You can buy panties in vending machines and shit.

• 22:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I'm not a fucking freak. You know, I'm not like, I'm like, yeah. See, I've never wanted to do that even here. If that was available here, I wouldn't do that.

• 23:06Speaker 00

  You wouldn't just see, just you can't, you don't even got to take it out the thing.

• 23:10Speaker 02

  Oh, nice. I wondered, oh, she had some.

• 23:11Speaker 00

  I might not open it, but I'm gonna keep it in the little, in the little plastic thing it comes in.

• 23:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, no, you're not. I'm calling bullshit on that.

• 23:18Speaker 00

  I'm saying bare minimum, bare minimum, I'm doing it.

• 23:21Speaker 02

  I mean, it's a horny place, but it's like, it's also very like.

• 23:24Speaker 00

  They have titty milk bars?

• 23:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's also so separate from.

• 23:27Speaker 00

  Real? Yeah, their bars you just go and like get titty milk.

• 23:31Matt McCusker?

  I would separate from any of that just for like macro purposes.

• 23:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's just so separate from any real, actual connection that it's like, it just is just this artificial thing that doesn't feel enjoyable. Like you can basically pay for like a lot of parts of being with a woman. Like you could have someone just like cuddle with you and shit. Or just like stare into your eyes or something, but it's like, you know, on the other side.

• 23:50Matt McCusker?

  I'll be honest, I might crack the plastic during a cuddle.

• 23:53Speaker 00

  A cuddle stare? I've seen videos of people doing it. It looks so nice.

• 23:57Matt McCusker?

  I'd be leaning out of the bed like, hold on a second, let me get something out of my pocket.

• 24:02Speaker 02

  There was, there was one time when I, I was like just placed in a situation. I was like, I gotta get out of here. But where the temptation was the, was the highest was I went to, I went to Fukuooka, which is like the biggest city, I think. Like the South Island and I was just there for a night and I asked my concierge the hotel I was like Just asked him like what's a cool area to like get something to eat maybe drink a couple beers you know something like that and he's like oh go to this area Nakasu go to Nakasu I was like alright cool Nakasu whatever It's walkable I walk over there and I eat at a really nice like cool restaurant it's rated really high on like the Japanese Yelp And I'm walking around I'm like oh man a lot of hot chicks hot chicks in Nakasu I like this area this is a cool spot and I'm like

• 24:39Speaker 02

  There are a lot of hot chicks and then I was like it's weird that they're all wearing high heels I don't know what's going on but I I then I was like oh wait I looked I Googled on my phone I was in like the second largest red light district in all of Japan I was like I gotta escape

• 24:53Matt McCusker?

  Magesh shit?

• 24:54Speaker 02

  They all had differently outfits like I could see them going to their different themed cafes and like bars and stuff in their different outfits Oh wow Which was kinda awesome but I was like I gotta

• 25:05Matt McCusker?

  Yeah I gotta get out of here

• 25:06Speaker 02

  Did you go back and chat and yell at the guy going through what the fuck? I did I was like what the hell it was all girl bars and like the the two girls working the hotel were laughing at that Prospect yeah and then I was like risen them up I was like yo what's up?

• 25:19Speaker 02

  I bought one of them cheeseburger and Oh you got them cheeseburger?

• 25:22Matt McCusker?

  Did you really?

• 25:22Speaker 02

  I was like

• 25:23Matt McCusker?

  Bought them cheeseburger yeah I didn't get any hookers this is a cheeseburger

• 25:27Speaker 02

  I uh yeah I got really tired of like all the Japanese grub and this is like towards the end of my trip too so I just like I Googled like cheeseburgers like in the area And there's a place called US Burger and like the picture on Google images had just a white dude working there I was like I'm going here And so I went there and like it's really good and I brought back cheeseburgers for the two concierge ladies

• 25:46Matt McCusker?

  And didn't give the guy shit?

• 25:48Speaker 02

  What?

• 25:48Matt McCusker?

  You didn't give nothing to the guy who was there who told you?

• 25:50Speaker 02

  Oh the guy was gone it was just me and my girlfriends

• 25:55Matt McCusker?

  Just eating cheeseburgers?

• 26:00Matt McCusker?

  Did you watch them eat them?

• 26:01Speaker 02

  I did yeah

• 26:04Speaker 02

  I mean I ate them I I brought I had one with them I was like watching like it was like a mukbang I was like watching mukbang the burger

• 26:12Matt McCusker?

  Did you give him double burger or single?

• 26:14Speaker 02

  Double obviously

• 26:15Matt McCusker?

  Yeah oh my god

• 26:17Speaker 02

  I'm a I'm a doing well

• 26:19Matt McCusker?

  Yeah bacon?

• 26:20Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 26:21Matt McCusker?

  That's, that's undeniably creepy. I'm not saying like coming at you. If I came back with two burgers to just American concierge ladies.

• 26:30Speaker 02

  I told them, I was like, I'm gonna get, get a burger. I'm gonna come back and bring you one. And I was like, you guys don't believe me, but I'm gonna do this. And I came back like an hour later. I was like.

• 26:38Matt McCusker?

  I'm gonna do that at a hotel. And they just munch? They just house the burgers?

• 26:41Speaker 02

  One of the girls was like, this is like the best day of my job. Thank you so much. Like, no one treats us people like.

• 26:46Matt McCusker?

  Do you think that's a cultural thing? Like they had to do that in terms of like hospitality and they made themselves vomit afterwards?

• 26:51Speaker 02

  No, no, no. She, she, she had, uh, like the security camera. She's like, I don't think like I'm allowed to like the, the work conditions there. It's like, she would get in a big trouble if they saw her eat it. So she'd like get out of the view of the security camera and eat the burger.

• 27:04Matt McCusker?

  Eat like an adorable Japanese lady?

• 27:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I watched.

• 27:10Matt McCusker?

  Where'd you eat the burger?

• 27:11Speaker 02

  What?

• 27:11Matt McCusker?

  You just ate it in the lobby on CCTV? Standing up.

• 27:18Speaker 02

  True. Uh, it did cross my mind.

• 27:22Matt McCusker?

  You can abandon your post and come eat this burger.

• 27:23Speaker 02

  I was like, this is a test. The cheeseburger did bring down my defenses.

• 27:29Matt McCusker?

  Then what did the other one do? She, she, so we ducked out of the way too and watched the burger? You clearly had your eyes on one of them.

• 27:34Speaker 02

  I also couldn't handle that. I was like, I gotta go back to my room right now.

• 27:39Matt McCusker?

  That's pretty cool. I didn't know you did that. That's awesome.

• 27:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:41Matt McCusker?

  Are you still no fam?

• 27:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I don't wanna, I don't wanna talk about that.

• 27:45Matt McCusker?

  We don't, we don't talk about it, man.

• 27:50Speaker 02

  I'm all, I'm not, I'm not gonna talk about that.

• 27:52Matt McCusker?

  Still, I mean.

• 27:54Matt McCusker?

  What's, what's the Bible quote, dude? If you're fasting, don't tell people about how you're fast, bro.

• 28:01Matt McCusker?

  I mean, it is what it is. It's not even, I don't even think about it anymore.

• 28:05Matt McCusker?

  We just fucking crush burgers with ladies, dude. That's a high T move, by the way.

• 28:10Speaker 02

  Thank you. I thought so. I was really bummed.

• 28:12Matt McCusker?

  Brought you girls? Yeah, brought you ladies burgers. I brought you girls some burgers.

• 28:15Speaker 02

  I brought you some meat. I went out hunting. I went hunting. I brought you some meat.

• 28:19Matt McCusker?

  Step out of the camera and take a bite.

• 28:23Matt McCusker?

  Smell fucking what he's made out of all those whores.

• 28:31Matt McCusker?

  You came back charged up from looking at all the hookers, went to Spaz when a guy saw ladies and just was like, I'll buy you burgers.

• 28:39Speaker 02

  I will provide for you.

• 28:41Matt McCusker?

  And it's tight. They got to see your righteous fury. Come back and say, how dare you, sir?

• 28:45Speaker 02

  I was actually kind of pissed. I was trying to be funny about it, but I was like, what the fuck? They're all, it was all girls bars.

• 28:49Matt McCusker?

  Send me to the hookaroos. You might be the first guy that he's ever had pissed. Come back pissed from that wreck.

• 28:56Speaker 02

  Cause he like, I guess he clocked me. He was like, this guy wants.

• 28:59Matt McCusker?

  Back to nature question. It does seem like it is pretty normal there.

• 29:03Speaker 02

  It's the, the culture there is so weird with like, like you think Japanese people like, oh, like, you know, kind of innocent, don't do bad, like that much bad stuff anymore. But they like cheating on your wife is like a totally like acceptable. It's a, it's a very normal, like the cheating culture there is almost like, yeah, I mean, I don't love her. It's fun. Like it's almost like.

• 29:22Matt McCusker?

  But you can't, but you can't talk back to like your grandmother.

• 29:24Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's like.

• 29:25Matt McCusker?

  So you could like go eat a stripper's butt, come back to Thanksgiving.

• 29:28Speaker 02

  But you gotta respect to obasan.

• 29:30Matt McCusker?

  A truck of boss on.

• 29:32Matt McCusker?

  I mean, that's fair.

• 29:33Speaker 02

  But they sell like, at like the convenience stores, like they sell like, like white shirt, like they sell like white shirts and all this stuff that like, they sell like the base level, like undergarments and stuff you need to like, when dudes go cheat on their wives, they can just change into it. And they even a lot of the places, like some of the, like the brothels and shit or like love hotels, they'll have scentless shampoos and stuff that you use. Like your wife won't be like.

• 29:54Matt McCusker?

  Are you serious?

• 29:55Speaker 02

  Yeah. They're, they're really big on the cheating game over there.

• 29:58Matt McCusker?

  I kind of knew a little bit. They figured it out. Shampoo is, that's kind of a deep cut.

• 30:02Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. My buddy told me.

• 30:05Matt McCusker?

  Come out of the wash, smell like VO5. You're like, damn it, dude. Our technology sucks. How do you fight the fight all day then?

• 30:12Speaker 02

  What?

• 30:12Matt McCusker?

  Like, how do you fight the good fight and stay on the straight and narrow?

• 30:15Speaker 02

  While I was in Japan?

• 30:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Or do you?

• 30:17Speaker 02

  I mean, I was just going, I was just munching and drinking with the bros at the bars. And but I was, I was, I was going to bars. I was going to like the izakaya, which aren't like, you know, it's not like, there's not going to be young girls there. It's just a bunch of old dudes and just regular guys off of work that I'm just like. I was just drinking with them and just my my running joke most of the time was just saying like um I was with a buddy and I was just like he's gay I said he's gay and Japanese and they fucking love that shit gay jokes crushed there that's all really yeah me and my buddy Connor were just going around calling each other gay for like a whole night and made dudes laugh every single time

• 30:48Speaker 04

  that is better than getting asked

• 30:50Speaker 02

  yeah yeah yeah fuck pussy

• 30:52Speaker 04

  everyone's like ah

• 30:56Speaker 02

  yeah it was awesome

• 30:57Speaker 04

  I'm thinking about the reverse man it would be the funniest thing just a char here and two Japanese dudes walk up clearly visiting he's a gay I would lose it

• 31:07Speaker 02

  I would lose it my pronunciation is really good so it's like imagine the Japanese dude only speaking Japanese and then perfectly enunciates I'm gay

• 31:19Speaker 02

  the move us pulling in Japan

• 31:22Speaker 02

  that was awesome dude any culture does guys love

• 31:27Speaker 04

  brought that down to Mexico way they fucking lose it

• 31:32Speaker 04

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• 33:03Speaker 04

  Matt, I'll tell you, I'm looking at the picks right now and

• 33:05Matt McCusker?

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• 33:06Speaker 04

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• 33:25Matt McCusker?

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• 33:28Speaker 04

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• 33:38Matt McCusker?

  See what the guy can do?

• 33:39Speaker 04

  I will say this, though, a funny thing is I've seen a group try to do that with Aaron Rodgers, his first game. They said, do you think he's gonna have more than one yard? Tore his Achilles on the first play.

• 33:50Matt McCusker?

  Uh oh.

• 33:52Speaker 04

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• 33:54Matt McCusker?

  True.

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• 33:57Matt McCusker?

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• 33:58Speaker 00

  Speaking of gigas, I watched the juicy smollet, Doc.

• 34:01Speaker 04

  Dude, what's, what's the news? So he's innocent? What's going on?

• 34:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's

• 34:05Speaker 04

  Did he produce it by himself?

• 34:07Speaker 00

  I think he might have produced it, and it's, there's so many little things about it that bother me from the very beginning. At the very beginning, he comes out and it's like a kind of dramatic walkout. It's over the shoulder. It's a dark room. He's always, you know,

• 34:20Matt McCusker?

  Like the one-on-one shot of, like, the documentary interview shot?

• 34:23Speaker 00

  Straight on, but it's, they got him walking up to the chair, and he's trying to look a little disheveled in it.

• 34:29Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 34:30Speaker 00

  Like, you still got money.

• 34:31Matt McCusker?

  He does strike me as a master manipulator.

• 34:33Speaker 00

  He, he really is going through that. Like, I mean, even when they went back to like the clips of him crying during the interviews. His, but he, uh, I mean, he had like a cut that looked like he was a refugee. He went from like his beautiful curly hair to like, I'm gonna get no shape up.

• 34:50Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he's looking rough.

• 34:51Speaker 00

  Looking rough. Like the Rick Rubin kinda look. Yeah, like even, even worse, like, uh, I don't know, like, like, like the Nigerians he was trying to frame, or he would not frame, but you, you know.

• 35:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, well, maybe he didn't.

• 35:04Speaker 00

  They had, no, they, they're in it, they're in it, they're talking, they're like, yeah, no, he asked me to.

• 35:09Matt McCusker?

  Oh, he included that in there.

• 35:12Speaker 00

  They had the fool, I don't know, maybe it wasn't him then, cause I feel like they wouldn't have put them dudes in there, right? If he was, but, but I mean, like, there's so many moments where he's trying to be like this victim guy, and then they cut to something, like, there's a part where they're trying to make it look like it's the cops, like, the cops in, uh, Chicago were corrupt. But, the whole time, it's like, you called the, oh, you called the cops on him. There's footage of, I didn't notice, when the cops came, I didn't follow that story like that when it came out. When the cops came, he was still wearing a noose. And they got there like thirty-five minutes later.

• 35:47Matt McCusker?

  That was my original take, years ago, I was like, what dude is gonna keep a noose around his neck?

• 35:52Speaker 00

  Like, even, even as you're walking, like, you, you're running back to the crib, my next thought is like, what if they're chasing me? I got this noose, they can just.

• 35:58Matt McCusker?

  Set myself up for failure.

• 36:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, so he's still wearing, and, oh, then they cut to it, he was like, I didn't, I, it's not that I never took it off, I just put it back on when the cops got there, so they could see.

• 36:11Matt McCusker?

  Just so they understand how it works.

• 36:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then he tried to say he was paying the guys, cause you know, I got that check for like thirty-five hundred that he gave.

• 36:19Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 36:19Speaker 00

  They tried to say that that was for, he's, cause they went to Nigeria like right after it all happened, and he said, I was paying them to go get me steroids from Nigeria that you can't get over here, like, it's like a special herb.

• 36:34Speaker 00

  Black seed oil from Nigeria, and, uh...

• 36:38Speaker 00

  They weren't trying to, there was like parts where you get towards the end of it where they hit you with those like, well, maybe, because there is one footage, one of the, one of the, like play devil's advocate, there is one guy who said that I did see a white guy in a box, which is also hilarious thinking of white guys running around in shysties. But the, the security guard was like, I did see a white guy running past, I didn't see him with Jesse, but I saw him running past, and there is like 10 seconds of footage that would show the guys running past that is taken out of the footage, like it does a hard jump cut, like a 10 second jump cut in the reel, which is the only thing I was like, you know.

• 37:15Matt McCusker?

  Where do the Nigerian guys come in, why would they say that? He did that.

• 37:19Speaker 00

  This is how they try to say that the, they, they, we're trying to say the Nigerian guys might have been like flipped by the cops, because once they did get them, they weren't talking, then they raided their house and they found a bunch of guns, they lived together, I think they were saying. They, and one of them is a felon, so he can't have, so he can't have guns, and they found a bunch of guns there. And they were trying to say, there's never, there's not any like interrogation room footage of them making some deal. Uh, the only thing that they were like trying to use is there was like the lawyer, one of their lawyers was talking and saying that we can seal your records, because they were actors too, so they were trying to have their records sealed for like show business shit.

• 37:59Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 37:59Speaker 00

  But there's not, that's, that's really it, it's just like, there's a jump cut, which does look crazy. It is like a real weird second of a jump cut.

• 38:08Matt McCusker?

  There's a white guy in a shysty running around.

• 38:10Speaker 00

  Allegedly there was a white guy in a shysty, who got a flashlight shining on his face? But the 10 seconds that that happens in the footage is gone, so you just see them running past.

• 38:19Matt McCusker?

  Interesting.

• 38:20Speaker 00

  And it cuts? That is, uh, yeah, and they were, they were, they were like, then they go back to this, uh, like shooting that happened um, in Chicago where they did that at a fast food place, like some kid got shot, and I guess they took 35 minutes out of the security footage, and then eventually other footage got leaked, so they were like, that was like the long come around they were doing, it was like, they did it before here.

• 38:44Matt McCusker?

  Building it up.

• 38:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, so look at them, maybe they did it here too, and, uh.

• 38:48Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 38:50Speaker 00

  Then they have one other piece of footage where they see one of them with the, with the drone down, and you can't really see the guy, but there's people who are looking at it and they're going like, that's definitely a white guy, and then they're going to other people like, that's definitely a black guy, and then at the end they go.

• 39:02Matt McCusker?

  Were the black Nigerian guys on camera at all?

• 39:04Speaker 00

  Not, there's only one moment where you can kinda see one of them with their, with the thing down. And you can't tell what he is. They literally pass it around on the iPad, like hit play to like the cops and the lawyers and, and even to the, to the two Nigerian dudes. Nigerian dude's like, yeah, that's my brother, that's me. And then, uh, but the other people are like, even the guy who was like, it was a white guy who ran past him. He looked at him and was like, ah, that looks like a black dude to me. Like, so, but then there was like this lady who was saying that there couldn't have been any, uh, like white people there were like, ah, that does kinda look like a white guy. It was like this one piece of footage that no one can agree what the guy looks like. But their body types looked like the brothers. The brothers were yoked too.

• 39:46Speaker 02

  It's like that picture of like the dress, is this blue or white?

• 39:50Matt McCusker?

  Why, why would he send Nigerian guys to Africa to get steroids?

• 39:55Speaker 00

  Cause he's, it was supposed to, oh, his exact word was it burns, a certain type of steroid that burns belly fast.

• 40:01Speaker 02

  That's, that's all, that's.

• 40:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude.

• 40:03Speaker 02

  Basically all steroids.

• 40:04Speaker 00

  It's bullshit.

• 40:05Matt McCusker?

  He could have went to a doc, he's a Hollywood actor. He'd go to a doctor and get.

• 40:11Matt McCusker?

  He can go on like hormone replacement therapy with a doctor. He's gonna get.

• 40:15Speaker 02

  It's pretty easy to, yeah.

• 40:16Matt McCusker?

  He's gonna send a Nigerian felon to Africa.

• 40:19Speaker 00

  For thirty-five hundred dollars, like to get the steroids, take the trip. Like that's.

• 40:26Matt McCusker?

  Sucks, bro.

• 40:27Speaker 00

  It's so sucks.

• 40:27Matt McCusker?

  Sounds like a big gay lie to me.

• 40:30Speaker 00

  It sounds like a giant gay lie. When they showed the gay lie. When they showed the pictures of the brothers and the doc, they showed one picture of one of the brothers. It's the gayest picture of all time. It's just him jacked in little drawers. And I was like, oh yeah, these were gay guys having sex probably. And then it turned into a whole.

• 40:45Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 40:46Speaker 00

  The whole thing.

• 40:49Speaker 00

  I don't know. I might be putting that out there. I might be just throwing, you know, throwing, throwing darts at nothing, but it just looked like, I don't know. I ain't gonna, I ain't gonna try to throw gay on those guys' names.

• 41:01Matt McCusker?

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• 42:45Speaker 04

  Incredible. I mean, but then, oh, that's the one thing that got me too.

• 42:49Matt McCusker?

  Having two choice gay brothers. If I was a Hollywood, a gay Hollywood A-Lister, I might try to snag two choice.

• 42:56Speaker 04

  Just top shelf.

• 42:57Matt McCusker?

  Giant gay black guy.

• 42:59Speaker 02

  And they got a link on some steroids?

• 43:02Speaker 04

  And weaponry?

• 43:05Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it does. I don't know. It still doesn't hold up. It's crazy those guys had weapons. I didn't know those guys were thugging like that. Those brothers were thugging.

• 43:13Speaker 00

  You, one of them, the one that was a felon, he had an attempted murder charge that I think got taken down or like aggravated assault or something. Yeah, but I mean, they kept describing the guns as tactical weapons, which probably just means they had a fucking.

• 43:26Speaker 02

  Like rifles?

• 43:27Speaker 00

  Like, probably just means they had a rifle with a red dot on it or something.

• 43:29Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, with an attempted, with an attempted murder charge is like, also, what happened with that?

• 43:33Speaker 00

  Well, I think it technically wasn't his. It might have been in the house and I think you can still have them in your house.

• 43:39Speaker 02

  I swear it's not my, it's not my tactical weapon.

• 43:42Matt McCusker?

  He got, he got, he got charged for attempted murder?

• 43:45Speaker 00

  This is like way before the, the juicy stuff happened.

• 43:49Matt McCusker?

  He got off though?

• 43:50Speaker 00

  I don't know. I think he got taken down the aggravated assault and he did get in trouble.

• 43:55Matt McCusker?

  Okay, he might have been hopping on someone's ass.

• 43:57Speaker 00

  They didn't get all the way into like that. They just, they just dwelled on the felony, dwelled on the guns and then all of a sudden, nothing happened with that. But it was like, yeah, maybe they just weren't his guns and that's why nothing happened.

• 44:08Matt McCusker?

  True. Yeah, the story, if that's his best argument, I'm still saying, it doesn't pass the smell test.

• 44:13Speaker 00

  The only part that like, again, that bothered me about it was.

• 44:16Matt McCusker?

  Also the burned belly fat, such a, I was trying to fucking burn belly fat is a certain type of steroid. It's like, that's not.

• 44:22Speaker 02

  This one only gets you jacked. It only gets you jacked. It doesn't burn any fat.

• 44:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, and he called it a steroid.

• 44:28Matt McCusker?

  He also can't, you can't spot reduce fat. Am I right?

• 44:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's gotta be from the whole percentage.

• 44:34Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's a huge, that's definitely a huge gay lie. He can't, you can't body, you can't spot, there's nothing that spot reduces fat on your body.

• 44:42Speaker 02

  I bring in just like a resident like bodybuilder, but like you can't, I mean, there's no steroid that does that. They just have Rich Piana being like, you can't. That's not, no steroid alive does that.

• 44:49Speaker 00

  The Nigerian guys did do a thing though that did trigger, it all, this usually triggers my bullshit thing is, uh, they are putting out a book about it. And the book thing, yeah, the book thing is always, that's like, you know, you always like, people are like, aliens are real and I'll tell you all about them in this book. And from being so into the alien shit, it has me now, like.

• 45:09Matt McCusker?

  They're kind of late on the book though. That book would have crushed if they wrote it like four years ago.

• 45:13Speaker 00

  Timed it out with the doc though. They might have did that. He didn't even really know the title. That was the funny part is they were like.

• 45:19Matt McCusker?

  It's like a money grab. Like if you're the president, you do a book cause you know everyone will buy, it'll, it'll be pumped on the bestseller list.

• 45:24Speaker 02

  Is Jesse doing the, the, the book or is it the Nigerian?

• 45:27Speaker 00

  It's the brothers.

• 45:28Speaker 02

  Our side of the room.

• 45:32Speaker 00

  He goes, we're doing a book, it's called, uh, Why You Would, what is it called again? Like, that's what he did to the other brother.

• 45:40Matt McCusker?

  What'd he say? Well, do you know what it's called?

• 45:42Speaker 00

  He, he did get it, but it's like a long dumb name, like, why would you fake something for attention? Something, something, the juicy smooth, like, it's got a long-

• 45:50Matt McCusker?

  Such a funny title.

• 45:51Speaker 00

  I want to say- It looked like they thought about it right then.

• 45:57Speaker 03

  It's called Bigger Than Jussie: The Disturbing Need For A Modern Day Lynchings.

• 46:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:02Matt McCusker?

  Damn, yeah, some, some Republican think tank definitely was like, guys, although-

• 46:08Speaker 00

  We'll give you the bag.

• 46:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but like, the book would be nice, dude.

• 46:14Speaker 00

  I mean, what-

• 46:15Matt McCusker?

  This book's written by J.D. Vance.

• 46:19Speaker 03

  Hillbilly Elegy 2. Actually, that's what they're gonna call it.

• 46:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's fucking bizarre.

• 46:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was a, it was a funny watch, it was, I don't know, it was bummed me out, bummed me up that it was like a whole thing for so long. Watching people get worked up about it, they had, they were playing all those clips of people being like, this is a terrible thing during like the first couple of days.

• 46:40Matt McCusker?

  People bit on that hard.

• 46:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, they jumped right on it.

• 46:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, people bit on that pretty fucking hard.

• 46:46Speaker 00

  But it was all the people you think would, like, it was like John Legend.

• 46:50Matt McCusker?

  Obviously. Yeah, he's, I mean, he's been quiet, though, you haven't heard much from him. He, he was popping for a little bit on all that stuff, and now he's kind of chilled.

• 46:58Speaker 00

  He, I think he has like a, I mean, I noticed from my girl, he's got like a skincare thing. And they were giving it away, and I'm not gonna lie, I have some, they were giving it away.

• 47:07Matt McCusker?

  You have John Legend lotion?

• 47:10Speaker 00

  It's even worse. I, I haven't used it yet, but I have like a spray that you're supposed to spray on your face.

• 47:17Matt McCusker?

  John Legend spray?

• 47:18Speaker 03

  Or, or, or, or, or, people.

• 47:21Speaker 00

  I was like Googling it the other day, because I started to put it on, but I didn't want it to like fuck my face, so, so I was like, what is this? And then, it's like, you, you're supposed to shower, spray it on your face, like, either after you shave, or-

• 47:30Matt McCusker?

  What's it do? Reduces belly fat?

• 47:36Matt McCusker?

  I want to get those Nigerian steroids.

• 47:37Speaker 00

  Just reduce belly fat, don't do nothing else.

• 47:40Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's all I know. I got thirty five hundred bucks. I got a mission for somebody if they want to go to Nigeria to get steroids back. Thirty five hundred, thirty five hundred dollars for two brothers just to travel to Nigeria.

• 47:51Speaker 02

  And also just this one cycle steroids, like that's not, that's not really feasible. Your long term, you can't, you can't just get one, you gotta keep.

• 47:58Matt McCusker?

  And also wasn't he already kind of shredded?

• 48:01Speaker 00

  He was already.

• 48:01Matt McCusker?

  If he was doing, if this is true and he was just trying to get some belly fat off of himself. So funny. The mess he's in.

• 48:08Speaker 00

  So funny.

• 48:08Matt McCusker?

  Even better.

• 48:09Speaker 02

  He like got locked up for it. Murphy, Murphy's Law.

• 48:15Matt McCusker?

  Damn dude, I'm fucking looking kind of flabby. I need to send those brothers back to Nigeria.

• 48:20Speaker 00

  Or you're sick.

• 48:20Matt McCusker?

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna suck their dicks and then send them back.

• 48:25Matt McCusker?

  Well, hopefully, you know, hopefully he figures out what's going on. I'd like the truth on the matter, if I'm being honest.

• 48:29Speaker 00

  That was the worst part of Doc. You go into it thinking like, all right, this is going to get to the truth and then it gets to the end and they're like, we still don't know. And I was like, no, I think we did know. And you guys are trying to make it look like we don't know.

• 48:38Matt McCusker?

  Did they ever just, did they press the issue on the brothers having sex with Jussie Smollett?

• 48:42Speaker 00

  No, I kind of just.

• 48:44Matt McCusker?

  They didn't do that. I mean, that's what everyone was wondering.

• 48:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's because of the pictures that those guys post, like the, the ones that, I mean, if you watch the doc, I know what people are already going to say about me when they hear me talk like this, but if you watch that doc, when you see the picture they show of this nigga, it's like, oh, that's like, it's like a gay guy's picture to take.

• 48:59Matt McCusker?

  Was he doing like modeling or something?

• 49:01Speaker 00

  I, I think it did say that he was a model on there, but uh.

• 49:06Matt McCusker?

  At Socks, they leaked the underwear photos.

• 49:08Speaker 00

  Just, I mean, he had it on his gram. Like I think it was, I think they were just pulling them straight from his gram.

• 49:13Speaker 02

  What kind of posing was he like, was it like, like muscle poses or is it like gay poses?

• 49:18Speaker 00

  Well, what made it to me gay is how small, like, I don't know, you got, you're wearing little like shorts this big on.

• 49:24Speaker 02

  I mean, maybe he's a bodybuilder.

• 49:25Matt McCusker?

  Shorts?

• 49:25Speaker 00

  They were like tiny little shorts.

• 49:27Matt McCusker?

  Ah, it's weird. It was like hot pants. I thought, I thought they were briefs.

• 49:29Speaker 00

  Ah, I'll be honest, I didn't, I didn't lock in on it. I was like. I'm fighting allegations in my head now.

• 49:36Matt McCusker?

  Have you ever watched Saltburn? Have you ever watched Saltburn, the movie?

• 49:40Speaker 00

  No.

• 49:41Matt McCusker?

  Anyone here watch that before? I just, it's, I think it's from a couple of years. I just watched it. There's it's like a it's alright. The movie's alright. The uh, there's a scene in it. Usually I can watch anything without like being like, oh, fucking recoil.

• 49:55Speaker 02

  Did the grave thing?

• 49:57Matt McCusker?

  The grave thing was nothing.

• 49:58Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 49:59Matt McCusker?

  There's the grave by the time it was a grave thing. By the way, I heard that was improvised.

• 50:03Speaker 02

  Really?

• 50:04Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I heard that wasn't in the script and that actor just got it.

• 50:06Speaker 02

  Creative spirit.

• 50:07Matt McCusker?

  Freaky. Yeah, just creative spirit took over.

• 50:09Speaker 00

  What happened?

• 50:10Matt McCusker?

  He just he's like fucks a guy's grave at the end of it. Um, which but that to me honestly felt kind of overdone. There was a scene where the dude, he's watching a dude jerk off in a bathtub. I don't really, this is kind of a major spoiler alert, but he like, he like kind of watches in the wings and as soon as the guy like gets up to leave. He's like draining the bath water and the dude jumps into the tub and just drinks the very last bit of the bath water and it was like.

• 50:39Speaker 00

  Hey you.

• 50:39Matt McCusker?

  Dude, it was, it was so fucked up. Usually I can watch stuff. I'm like, whatever. I saw that and I was just like. Ah. Then I dude, I fucking, I'm in bed. I'm next to my wife and obviously I haven't put my hands on my pants. She's like, why you put your hands on your pants now? I'm like, bro, don't even try it. Yeah, don't even accuse me of that. It was fake for real.

• 50:59Speaker 00

  You just happened to go for a ball grab and she's like.

• 51:01Matt McCusker?

  I was comforting myself of anything. I just got fucking rocked by a fucking bathtub come drink. And dude, he went for it. The movie was actually, it was, it was a cool movie.

• 51:10Speaker 00

  I forgot you said he was jerking off in there.

• 51:12Matt McCusker?

  Jerking off in the tub.

• 51:13Speaker 00

  I thought you, I thought you were, he was.

• 51:15Speaker 02

  The guy in the tub, he jerking off into it or the guy?

• 51:17Matt McCusker?

  He's just, the guy's just having a good old time, fapping in the tub. And then the guy. He brings his fucking freak to his house to like meet his family. He's like thinks they're friends or whatever. And the dude like, you gotta see the movie, but the guy like gets out of the. The movie is, it is kind of cool, but it just, it gets like towards the end. You're like, all right, man, it just kind of gets, it's a little bit much.

• 51:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:37Matt McCusker?

  Imagine that and then like 20 minutes later, he's humping a grave. You're like, all right, this is.

• 51:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's a.

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• 51:53Matt McCusker?

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• 51:57Speaker 04

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• 51:58Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 51:59Speaker 04

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• 52:00Matt McCusker?

  Partner or friend?

• 52:01Speaker 04

  You are my partner and my friend and my co-host. Oh, they knew it was coming.

• 52:04Matt McCusker?

  Look at that.

• 52:05Speaker 04

  I don't go to the group chat like this suggests because you're not going to get good advice.

• 52:09Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 52:09Speaker 04

  You're going to be met with a lot of uh, animosity and racial slurs and things.

• 52:12Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. My pet, I haven't gone to my pet for advice, but I have kind of vibe for my pet on another level. Um, beef, but whoever you turn to, your friend, your mom, your partner, your bartender, they're not going to have all the answers you're looking for, unfortunately. Luckily.

• 52:26Speaker 04

  They're gonna say that about my mom.

• 52:28Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, whoa.

• 52:29Speaker 04

  BetterHelp's gonna say that about my mom.

• 52:31Matt McCusker?

  That's crazy, because I feel like my mommy knows what's best.

• 52:33Speaker 04

  My mom has answers. Nice try, BetterHelp.

• 52:35Matt McCusker?

  Therapy can help fill in the blanks. Unlike just chatting with a friend, therapy has helped me. If you feel comfortable, talk about your experience.

• 52:43Speaker 04

  Experience in therapy.

• 52:44Matt McCusker?

  I don't feel comfortable.

• 52:45Speaker 04

  I don't feel comfortable. Please respect.

• 52:46Matt McCusker?

  I actually don't even like being asked whether I feel comfortable or not.

• 52:49Speaker 04

  The better, you better respect our, our, how we feel about things.

• 52:52Matt McCusker?

  Thank you, thank you for actually asking the question, but I don't, I don't feel comfortable with that. Guys, see the difference yourself. BetterHelp can connect you to some great professional therapists. They're all carefully vetted to ensure you get quality care. And it's literally at your fingertips. Everything is completely online. Just fill out a short questionnaire to get matched.

• 53:09Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 53:09Matt McCusker?

  As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals. Yeah, no, sorry, to mental health professionals, excuse me, with a diverse variety of expertise.

• 53:20Speaker 04

  Matt, it's okay.

• 53:21Matt McCusker?

  Thank you, thank you.

• 53:22Speaker 04

  God, I love talking to you. I need, I, I could.

• 53:24Matt McCusker?

  Can I just touch your foot while I do this next line?

• 53:26Speaker 04

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• 53:27Matt McCusker?

  Can I just please touch you while I do this next line?

• 53:29Speaker 04

  Matt, I would appreciate if you respected my fucking boundaries. BetterHelp, you need to help this man. He's, he's just accosted me. Find one with BetterHelp, the help with the better. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com slash MSSP. That's better H E L P dot com slash MSSP. Matt, what you've done is disgusting.

• 53:50Matt McCusker?

  I need to talk to someone now, dude.

• 53:51Speaker 00

  Oh, I just watched a freaky ass movie. You ever, even y'all ever see The Assessment?

• 53:56Matt McCusker?

  Uh-uh.

• 53:57Speaker 00

  It's a, I mean, it's, it's kind of, it's kind of nice at the beginning. It's a, what's that Olsen twin that's not this twins? The old, the older one?

• 54:05Matt McCusker?

  Kate.

• 54:06Speaker 00

  She, she's a.

• 54:07Matt McCusker?

  Elizabeth.

• 54:07Speaker 00

  Elizabeth, yeah. She's in it. She's showing titties. Like, it has to be the first 20 minutes of the movie, just like.

• 54:14Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 54:14Speaker 00

  Just in the rain, see-through shirt.

• 54:16Matt McCusker?

  That's what's up.

• 54:17Speaker 00

  Titties. It's a lot of that, so that's pretty nice. And, uh, but it's a, what the story is, it's like post-apocalyptic. And, uh, the assessment is like, I guess there's not a lot of resources, so you have to be approved by the government to have a kid. So what they do is they send a grown woman to your house to basically assess. Like, the grown woman comes to their house and acts like a kid. And they and like has you have to like see if you're.

• 54:46Matt McCusker?

  Parent. Bro, this is the freakiest shit I've ever heard of.

• 54:49Speaker 00

  I didn't I like I just was looking for who my girl was. I started to bring this up last week. You're talking about those movies you like.

• 54:57Matt McCusker?

  Freakiest movie ever.

• 54:58Speaker 00

  Bro, it's.

• 54:58Matt McCusker?

  Cool idea.

• 54:59Speaker 00

  It's so. So like at some point like they're they go they're they're trying to just like she gets there.

• 55:05Matt McCusker?

  What age is this lady pretend she is is the question.

• 55:08Speaker 00

  She's gotta be pretending to be like five. She's like at some point, at some point, she just like they're they're sitting there eating. And she just like does one of those to the food on the thing. But like, I mean, she's so she's like, and it's like a hot Spanish lady. They have like this hot Spanish lady that they keep showing naked. Pretending to be a kid at some, I don't want.

• 55:28Matt McCusker?

  That's holly weird, bro. You're getting deep in holly weird.

• 55:31Speaker 00

  Crazy. There's this one scene. I don't want to spoil it because like.

• 55:34Matt McCusker?

  No, that's fine.

• 55:35Speaker 00

  The movie wasn't even, the movie wasn't ass is, but it is weird. I'm sitting there like I keep turning my girls. Yeah, this is because she picked it. I was like, this is the freakiest shit. Oh, actually, my plan might have been working the whole time, but I didn't realize it.

• 55:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 55:48Speaker 00

  But it's a.

• 55:50Matt McCusker?

  There's like a. Bedrock.

• 55:53Matt McCusker?

  She picked the movie.

• 55:54Speaker 00

  She picked the.

• 55:54Matt McCusker?

  And it was of a oftentimes showing her tits, hot lady who's pretending to be five. Child play.

• 56:00Speaker 00

  Well, uh, I don't think because we watched the trailer beforehand. It didn't look like it was going to be as freaky as it was.

• 56:07Matt McCusker?

  For sure, yeah.

• 56:07Speaker 00

  It just like and it shows her tits a little bit, but they showed Elizabeth Olsen's tits.

• 56:13Matt McCusker?

  Wait, who was Elizabeth Olsen playing?

• 56:14Speaker 00

  She's the mom. She's like the, she's the.

• 56:17Matt McCusker?

  They keep showing her tits.

• 56:18Speaker 00

  They just happen to keep showing her tits.

• 56:20Matt McCusker?

  So it's such a hack for movies to like, and I'm saying hack, not like calling it hack. I'm saying it's like a hack, like a life hack. Yeah. They just figured out like, yeah, we can just show tits.

• 56:29Speaker 00

  And it made it look artistic.

• 56:30Matt McCusker?

  I'm not gonna hold you. I'm watching it. Tits do make a movie seem like, whoa. If you see, if you see like tits in a movie, you're like. It's pretty cool.

• 56:37Speaker 00

  And and they did.

• 56:38Matt McCusker?

  Movie was alright, it wasn't like a waste of time. Yeah. I saw a giant rack.

• 56:41Speaker 00

  I gotta see Elizabeth Olsen's tits, didn't think that would happen to me in my life.

• 56:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 56:45Speaker 00

  What was her name, was she Wanda, Wanda in the Marvel Universe? Want.

• 56:49Matt McCusker?

  She was Wanda?

• 56:49Speaker 00

  She was Wanda, she's like a big part of Marvel Universe. Yeah, Scarlet Witch. Yeah, Scarlet Witch, that's it. And, uh, but there's like a scene where she leaves, like, uh, basically she gets a call that like her sisters and having an emergency, she has to go there. And there's been all this like underlying sexual tension with the lady pretending to be a baby.

• 57:09Matt McCusker?

  Could imagine.

• 57:10Speaker 00

  Cause she's like.

• 57:13Speaker 00

  She's like jumping on the dad's back, he's gotta give her, and if they, and if he doesn't, that's the thing that, it was like the crazy loophole, is if he doesn't act like a good dad to this adult woman pretending to be a kid. Like, they're not gonna get, they can't have a real kid.

• 57:29Matt McCusker?

  How far do they push the line is the question?

• 57:31Speaker 00

  I mean, they go, what, the, the, the two?

• 57:33Matt McCusker?

  In the movie, like, so she's jumping on his back, that's, you got tits on back, that's already a yellow card.

• 57:38Speaker 00

  It's already, and it happens.

• 57:39Matt McCusker?

  How far do they go?

• 57:41Speaker 00

  They, they fuck. They, they, so what happens to be.

• 57:45Matt McCusker?

  He fucks the kid lady?

• 57:46Speaker 00

  Kid lady set him up, though. It wasn't. Oh, it's, it's, it's, it's a test, so he can't. It was like, so what happens, I guess they, that, that call to her, the wife got, that's like, your sister's having an emergency, I need to leave. And, and she, and she pretended she couldn't leave for a second, and then she does leave, uh, cause the lady's like, fine, we'll give you twen, you have two hours, you gotta be back in two hours or whatever. And, uh, and so while that happens, he goes to lay down, and then the lady pretending to be a baby just pops up in the bedroom and just fucking grabs his meat. And it's just kinda, the, the vibe she puts out, it does seem like she's going, your lady's not here, I wanna fuck you, you wanna pass this test, you gotta let me fuck you.

• 58:29Speaker 00

  So he's thinking like, I really wanna have this baby with my lady, I gotta fuck, I mean, also he's like, I'ma fuck this lady.

• 58:34Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 58:35Speaker 00

  But he, it, it is kinda like a reverse rape scene, like she does, he kinda.

• 58:39Matt McCusker?

  She coerces him.

• 58:40Speaker 00

  She, she coerces him, but he's never, the whole time, he's like staring like, I can't believe I'm doing.

• 58:44Matt McCusker?

  How do they communicate all that in the dick rap? Cause couldn't it just been like, I'm a kid?

• 58:48Speaker 00

  She talks.

• 58:49Matt McCusker?

  Oh, whoa, okay.

• 58:50Speaker 00

  She starts talking. Does she do like a kid voice? She knows she's talking, like, she goes to, she goes full of no in that moment. You wanna, you wanna. Yeah.

• 58:56Matt McCusker?

  Oh, she's like, if you wanna have a baby, you need to fuck me.

• 58:59Speaker 00

  And then he and then he fucks, he busts and he rolls over. Like, I don't know why that was funny to me, like, just. I can't believe I had sex.

• 59:08Speaker 00

  But. That sounds like something I would do.

• 59:12Speaker 00

  I can't believe I had sex.

• 59:15Speaker 00

  But, uh, I don't even, I could spoil the end, but I was, it's just.

• 59:21Matt McCusker?

  No, yeah, that's good. Leave it open.

• 59:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, it is, I, is, it honestly wasn't a.

• 59:26Matt McCusker?

  I guess the movie, they always pie in movies. Nobody pulls out.

• 59:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, he pieced.

• 59:32Speaker 00

  He, he sad pieced and, uh, oh, man. Yeah, I don't want to spoil the rest of it, in case, like, for real, it wasn't an ass movie. And it is a movie, like, I do think, I don't know, I think you.

• 59:45Matt McCusker?

  So, let's, let's, let's jump to this, so we don't spoil the ending.

• 59:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 59:49Matt McCusker?

  What'd you guys do after the movie?

• 59:51Speaker 00

  I can't, I definitely, we definitely fucked that day. I'm trying to remember if it was before or after the movie. So, like, I think if I remember right, that was a before, like, we order food, fuck before food, cause, you know, getting older, gotta fuck before food.

• 1:00:06Speaker 00

  I do miss the days where you could go out, munch and then get a good, like, now, if I'm full, I'm like.

• 1:00:12Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you're done.

• 1:00:13Speaker 00

  Checked out. Maybe get some black seed oil, bring myself. Pray it does it. Nice.

• 1:00:19Matt McCusker?

  Break out my meat. Dude, I, uh, I was telling Sean last night, we, we went to, so we did the Oasis concert.

• 1:00:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:00:29Matt McCusker?

  And, dude, it was, first of all, I just forgot how big Oasis was of a band.

• 1:00:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:00:35Matt McCusker?

  Fuck, they're massive.

• 1:00:36Speaker 00

  Where were they performing?

• 1:00:37Matt McCusker?

  Soldier Field.

• 1:00:38Speaker 00

  Oh, so.

• 1:00:38Matt McCusker?

  So, it was just, they're only doing, like, I think, like, five cities in America. So, we go and again, I only remember, like, their major, major hits from back in the day.

• 1:00:47Speaker 00

  Wonderwall.

• 1:00:48Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, like, Wonderwall, Don't Look Back in Anger, uh, there's the other one, what's, there was a, there was another, Supernova or something, Champagne Supernova.

• 1:00:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:57Matt McCusker?

  So, go there, and I was a little sleepy, cause I flew in that day, and I'm like, oh, I'm kinda tired. I might as well drink some espresso martinis. I drank espresso martini, I drank a cup of coffee. You know I'm caffeine sensitive.

• 1:01:11Speaker 00

  See.

• 1:01:12Matt McCusker?

  So, dude, I, I, I do that to get charged up, but then, like, you know, once that's flowing, it's like, I start drinking, and, uh. We're in like a, kind of like a box thing. Sort of like, dude, this sucks in the box. Let's just go down and like stand on the floor. But I had, being like, kind of already drunk and just massively stemmed up. I bought a giant bottle of Class A Azul. Yeah. And right before we go down. I, I won't give the person's name away. I don't know how they feel about it. If they were like, do you want some acid? Yeah. And we're like, yeah, fine. So we take, we take just a little bit. And then we go down and then like, I had also smuggled the bottle of Class A Azul down the floor. So I was like, I just got this. I was like, I'm not gonna just let it go to waste. So I stuffed it down the back of my pants and tied my sweatshirt around my waist.

• 1:01:58Matt McCusker?

  Dude, they're like, they're like this big. The bottle's enormous. So I had it like a battery pack. And I was just like, let's go. And I was just, you know, I was like Spud and Billy were there and I'm having them fucking cover behind me. So we kind of kept it tight in formation. And dude, I just like, we get down to this like, general standing area. And I like pop it out and I just set it down and put my sweatshirt on it. And I would like, people would be walking. And like, kind of be like, who the fuck is that? I'd pull my sweatshirt off. And I think like, eventually like that first little bit of acid started kicking in. I'd be like, dude, I brought down a bottle of Class A Azul. Help yourself. And then people were like, okay. And then people started actually drinking it. And then we took more. And dude, I, it was, I mean, thank God we did.

• 1:02:39Matt McCusker?

  Cause I would have drank so much of that tequila and just been fucked. Instead, it was like, dude, it's, I'm excited for Shane to get back. So we can actually like rehash it from, you know, everybody's perspective. But it was, dude, I, first of all, I, I embarrassingly was just jumping around to Oasis.

• 1:02:58Matt McCusker?

  Two hours, like.

• 1:03:01Matt McCusker?

  And then I would, I would sit there and I would have to like, everyone would get thirsty. And whenever I'm like, kind of tripping, I think it's fun to go off on quests. Yeah. So I would be like, you, I had to walk all the way up these flights of stairs to get water. So I was like, guys, I'll be back. I'll get water. And I, I went up the stair. First of all, I was in a line down on the floor level first. And I was, first of all, I was just waiting in line. And I was like, just, I kept laughing about how torturous it is just to wait in line in general. I was like, dude, it's like an arrow. To your like the part of your brain that feels important is just getting the launched every second with an arrow. That's the acid. Yeah, I'm just laughing, being like, dude, standing in line is so fucking funny. It's torture.

• 1:03:41Matt McCusker?

  But you're just really standing there. And I'm just like sitting there with this dude. I don't, I think he was like kind of a Mexican dude. So I'm just like talking to this guy and I'm like just tripping, talking about standing in line, how funny it is. And he's like, Yeah, I'm trying to get some coke, man. And I was like, oh, cool, dude. Well, good luck with that. He thought you were the guy. I, dude, I was, I was bucked. And then he, uh, he was like, if we go all the way upstairs, we get, I heard we can, there's no line if we like walk all the way up there. So that's how we discovered like to get water. Yeah. So all night I would just be vibing to Oasis. I would catch my bros and they, I was like, we need to get water. Cause I would just, I would see Shane standing there going.

• 1:04:22Matt McCusker?

  We were, we were fucking bucked. And I'd be like, you guys want some water? And they'd like, yes, please. And I would just trudge up like fucking thirty flights of steps and then just look into the concession bar. You know, core water? It's like those plastic water bottles of the weird shape. Yeah. There would just be an, and literally an infinite supply of those things. And I was like, I'll have seven core waters, please. They kept giving me a little cardboard tray to carry them down. And eventually they ran on the cardboard. So I had to just like hug all the waters. Dude, it was so much fun, but the, the, the, the main, the main thing was, at least for me. Make the trip. How many water quests? Four, I went on like three or four. By, at one point my feet were soaking. I didn't know your feet sweat from acid. I don't know. Maybe mine did.

• 1:05:05Matt McCusker?

  So, cause they kept being like, dude, I think it's kicking in more. So I was like, this is fine. First time doing it? I've never done. Doing it like that. Yeah, for sure. I've done like a little bit of it before, but never enough to where I was like, like kind of launched. Yeah, I've never done it. It was so sick. It's might be the best ever, honestly. But dude, my feet were like soaking fucking wet. And I was like, I don't know if this is just like a feeling I'm getting. They were, I was sweating like a pig. I confirmed later on. But dude, so I, I go, uh, afterwards, like it ends and we like, we're hanging in this like back area. Just talking for like an hour. We finally go back to Shane's room, talk for like another two hours. And then it's like, and I was, I was hanging on to the chill because I knew I was like, because it was wearing off and I drank all that caffeine. They were making fun of me because I kept

• 1:05:48Matt McCusker?

  being like, I had too much caffeine, guys. Like dude, you're on acid right now. That's not the brown. So I brought one of those, you know those giant fat joints? Yeah. I brought one of those thinking that like people would want to smoke it. Only like two people did. So I was just facing a bat. And they had the class A Azul and I was like, giving that out to people. They were skeptical. And I'm like, guys, I'll drink it to show you it's not lady. So I was just on acid, completely impervious to alcohol, just crushing tequila and being like, here dude, it's good. Trust me. And dude, it was, by the end, the, so the bottle got crushed. Someone showed, some people were passing it around. They're like, it's done. I'm like, good job, you guys. These are strangers that you met when you got down to that level? Yeah, I like squatted up with some strangers down there. But then like, I had my sweatshirt

• 1:06:32Matt McCusker?

  was just laying on the ground. Cause I was like, I don't care about that sweatshirt anymore. And as I was going to leave, I was like, oh fuck, I left my sweatshirt. A guy out of nowhere goes, here it is. And just threw the sweatshirt up. And I was like, okay. So now I have my sweatshirt. I'm like, damn, the sweatshirt found me. That's so fucking tight. But dude, so I go finally, I'm like, um, Shane will be like, ah, man, we should probably call it soon. I'm like, yeah, let's just hang out for a little longer. I knew, I was like, I'm gonna go back to my room and freak the fuck out. Cause of the caffeine mix? I, I, it was just, I don't, it was ending and it was like, yeah, I, I think it was the caffeine, really. And I knew what I was in store for. Cause if I have too much caffeine, I just lay there and like, my heart's off, my like chest feels tight. And I was like, I don't want to deal with this while I'm kind of tripping. That'll be terrible. Finally, he's like, dude, because I had to fly

• 1:07:16Matt McCusker?

  the next day to go to like, uh, like a, uh, like a kid thing. How early was the flight? Uh, dude, I literally, the flight was 1pm. Yeah. But it was like, I'd been up all night. I didn't, I like, I was trying to figure out like, what time do I have to get up? Yeah. But I just set all my, I looked at my alarms. It was like, set like 45 alarms. Yeah. But the, so I finally, I go like, all right, go back to my room. I'm like, fuck dude, here comes the Hurt Locker. And I walk in and I'm just like, I'm like, I should pack. I'm like full on Jordan Peterson, like, I'm gonna clean up here and get this room in order. And like, I'm like, walking back and forth, like, yes, these are my pants. So I'll fold these up here. And everything just took so long. And I slowly started being like, dude, just act normal. You're fine. You're

• 1:08:00Matt McCusker?

  just packing your clothes. Everything's fine. And I was like, yeah, but I could feel that caffeine feeling. I'm like, fuck dude, this sucks. And then I was like, I was like, all right, I'm going through my routine. I start brushing my teeth. Finally caught the mirror and I, and my first thought was like, it's all been leading to this.

• 1:08:16Matt McCusker?

  Stand there in the mirror and it's like, dude, all right, you're not feeling great right now. You're a little anxious. How about you just like actually show up for yourself?

• 1:08:25Matt McCusker?

  And it's in my head. It's like, how about you show up for yourself and you get super present? And I just like stirred in the mirror and I was like, I'm here now. Instantly just, I was like, shut the fuck up. And I was like, damn it. All right. And then, and then.

• 1:08:39Speaker 00

  You said, I'm here now. I didn't told yourself.

• 1:08:41Matt McCusker?

  And in my head was like, dude, shut up, you fucking dork. And I was like, all right, fair enough. Let me finish packing my clothes robotically. And then dude, so I, I laid there, I packed my clothes, uh, and I was laid in bed and it was just like, dude, I, I can't sleep. I'm in a hurt locker. I'm just laying there. My heart is just like, it's the caffeine. Plus I'm still tripping. So I'm like, just feeding into it and it's endless loop. So I'm going on like breathing exercises on my YouTube to calm myself down.

• 1:09:09Matt McCusker?

  Doing just like any, I'm like, and I can't type. I'm like spaz typing, breathing, relaxation, anxiety into YouTube. And, uh, finally, so I get this one breathing exercise. I'm like, all right, that's cool. And then it cuts out and I'm like, oh, fuck, what happened? Straight back to zero. And then I get another one and it's like, it's like almost like hypnosis where he's like, do this, breathe in this, imagine this. And then they're like, if there's any tension in your body, give it a color. And I'm like, yes, yes, yes. It's red. I'm like imagining a red. I'm like, all right, I got this. And it's like, now give it a shape. And it was like multi-dimensional poly. And I was like, that would turn into like a spiked dragon. And I was like, fuck dude.

• 1:09:46Speaker 00

  You got a red dragon.

• 1:09:49Matt McCusker?

  It was like an amorphous. I would close my eyes and it was just like new dimensions of physical exam. Like this isn't working very well. So I lay there and I'm trying to give it a shape and then like it starts dissolving and coming back. Cause you're supposed to like, give the feeling a color, then a shape and then allow it to dissolve into like, whatever else it is. And but I was just, my visuals are too strong. Dissolving the new things? Dude, it was like, it was transforming into different things, like a million miles an hour. And I was like, all right, fuck, this isn't helping me with my eyes closed. And then eventually I, I had gotten stuck on the fact that I had gotten cut out of just through like constant caffeine use, nicotine and whatever else that I had like disconnected myself from God's natural rhythm of the day.

• 1:10:32Matt McCusker?

  Cause it was like, I'd been up all night, I hadn't slept. I'm like caffeine hangover. Yeah. I mean, everyone, obviously there was LLC, but that wasn't the problem at all. Truly, that was, that was a solution, for sure. When I was laying there and I was like, I just want to get back into the natural rhythm of the day. That's all I want. Just get me back into God's natural rhythm, please, dude. And I just like laid there and I had to lay there for like hours for like that caffeine thing to fall away. I was eventually, it was on like black box Bible quote, just like quotes, just laying there like, dude, please help me.

• 1:11:02Matt McCusker?

  You had your Bible study, boy. It was Gospel of John, a Gospel of John on the YouTube. It was actually very nice. What's John, what's John say that calls you? Kind of the chilliest of all the Gospels. Okay. I don't know. It, it, first of all, the beginning, I didn't realize he starts like, he goes back to like almost Genesis in the beginning. And I'm like, dude. The word. Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, all right, well, let's hope this fucking word helps me out right now. And he goes, it was pretty cool. That one was, it goes into John the Baptist from when I remembered and listened to that and you know, all this stuff. It was tight. But then, uh, but yeah, dude, and I woke up that morning and just had to, you know, fly to the air. I had to go to the airport and it was just, you know, no sleep, just like, bah. And, uh, but yeah, ever since dude, no caffeine. Yeah. I've been back in the natural rhythm and I'm like, I can't break it.

• 1:11:47Matt McCusker?

  I'm like, I'm like terrified to break out of natural rhythm right now. I'm still tripping.

• 1:11:54Matt McCusker?

  No, I will, I'll eventually, but I did get all my caffeine and nicotine. Cause I, I was like not sleeping that good. Cause I'd always be on the caffeine and then I wouldn't sleep because I knew I had the caffeine. And I was in this like endless loop of poor sleep. That I was just like, dude, just, there was like a flash where I was like night and day, rising and falling with it, not artificially titillating myself. And like, it's been actually really nice. But you're back on the right cycle now. Circumcians are back. My circumcians locked in right now. It's not, no, and then there was also, I mean, dude, cold turkey, nicotine. Caffeine, I had already been stepping down. No problem.

• 1:12:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:12:26Matt McCusker?

  That's my new thing. I'm gonna start saying that during any nicotine ad reads, be like, dude, it's literally not addictive. All you have to do is do LSD.

• 1:12:35Matt McCusker?

  You just gotta get back to God's natural rhythm. All I have to do is do LSD and get back to God's natural rhythm.

• 1:12:41Matt McCusker?

  But I do feel great. I feel pretty fantastic.

• 1:12:43Speaker 00

  Hell yeah.

• 1:12:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, so the first, the fir-, I will say the day after, it was a lack of sleep thing, but, so it was a little wobbly. The head was a little, I would like, just be driving and be like, man, everything's cool. And I'd see a bumper sticker, be like, war as hell, and I'd be like, no.

• 1:12:59Matt McCusker?

  You were just thinking about like forty million things. I'm like, yeah, fuck it is, I guess. Fuck, alright, let's go, come on. And I was just trying to get back from the grocery store, like, Is that residual acid? Is that what they're like? I don't, I think it was, it really was a lack of sleep, but yeah, I feel like the next day after, cause I like, stayed up all night, was in the Hurt Locker, and then I like, woke up on an hour of sleep and then flew home and just did like, full family day, like going to like a

• 1:13:24Speaker 00

  All super bad stuff.

• 1:13:26Matt McCusker?

  Dance recital, all this stuff, which was cool, it was very chill. But yeah, there was like, the next day even, I was fine, but like, I could hit a thought loop where I'd be like, shut it down, dude. Don't even go down that, just chill. And then I was like, then I got, like, three good nights of sleep.

• 1:13:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:13:40Matt McCusker?

  And I mean, the second day I was fine. Once I got good sleep, I was cool, but I was definitely a little, my wife was like, you're alright, you're a little quiet. And I was like, chill.

• 1:13:47Speaker 00

  Shrooms won't hit you like this.

• 1:13:49Speaker 02

  I like, I think for the acid, I like the acid over, I've only done it once, but like, with the thought loops for acid, I feel like you can stop.

• 1:13:57Matt McCusker?

  You can cut them off.

• 1:13:57Speaker 02

  You can cut them off, whereas shrooms, I feel like, they just keep going.

• 1:14:01Speaker 00

  But they don't linger, I think, for the day. That's what I was thinking when we were saying that. I've never, I've never done acid, but I've, shrooms, I'll go through all those loops, but once the shrooms are done, I'll be like,

• 1:14:08Matt McCusker?

  Oh, you're chill, yeah.

• 1:14:09Speaker 00

  You're chill, and you just have those thoughts. Like, you still remember them, but you were like, those are kinda positive. I think I'll take those with me.

• 1:14:14Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I, I don't know. I, I wanna, I'll definitely try it again. I'll try it under different circumstances where I'm not like, out all night,

• 1:14:20Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:14:21Matt McCusker?

  Obviously jacked up on too much caffeine and a bat and fucking

• 1:14:24Speaker 00

  Crushing, crushing.

• 1:14:27Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, I don't know. It was definitely, it was cool. It was definitely awesome. But it does, the next day I was kind of thrown, but I do think like if you stay up all night, it'll get whacked out. Good thing you were locked in on those waters. The waters dude, I drank so. If you didn't get locked in on those waters, that would have been detrimental for the whole squad.

• 1:14:44Matt McCusker?

  What happened to me early on, what happened early on is I went there and I, you know, again, I'm like, I don't have like a particular like nor dislike for Oasis. I was always like, yeah, I remember their songs. They're cool. But I get there and like right away, I'm all my bullshit. I like, the screen comes up. I'm going, who the fuck did these cheesy ass graphics? I was just being, just being nasty. And I'm like, these guys are so old. Anytime I would think when it started kicking in, if I thought a negative thought, it would hurt my whole body. And I'd be like, ah, this is gonna be a long night. This isn't gonna be good. And then I was able to somehow be like, down regulate all negative thinking is off now, just as like a survival thing. And I just ended up having the gayest, funnest time ever.

• 1:15:21Speaker 02

  That's awesome.

• 1:15:21Matt McCusker?

  Just jumping around Oasis like a fucking little five year old.

• 1:15:27Speaker 02

  Do you sing along with any of the, any of the tracks?

• 1:15:30Matt McCusker?

  Probably if I had, if I, the songs I knew, but I don't, I honestly don't really remember singing along.

• 1:15:34Speaker 02

  Yeah. I feel like Don't Look Back in Anger would be kind of a, the whole crowd to be ripping that.

• 1:15:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. And eventually I did get into the screen pretty hard. I was like, these visuals actually are pretty sickish. But no, it's, it's, it is easier to control for sure. Like it's way easier. I feel like if you do, I feel like if you do too much, obviously you probably, that's when it gets bad.

• 1:15:53Speaker 02

  I don't know. I just remember trying to write down creative ideas last time I did it and looking at them the next day. I mean, like, I wrote down, I thought it was great. It says, everything is about sex.

• 1:16:04Matt McCusker?

  Burgers, sex.

• 1:16:06Speaker 02

  Well, I was watching, I was watching luxury fragrance commercials and I watched a bunch of them. I was like, they're all about, if you smell like this, you can get pussy. Like I was freaking out.

• 1:16:16Matt McCusker?

  Dude, there was a, I sent myself an email halfway through thinking it was like the coolest shit. I thought it was the coolest shit ever.

• 1:16:26Matt McCusker?

  And I was like, dude, I think literally Wonderwall came on and Shane's just like staring at them playing a Wonderwall. And I was like, do you want to read my email I wrote to myself? Dude, not right now. This is the whole point of the concert.

• 1:16:43Matt McCusker?

  This is the song we're all here for. This is the email. I was trying to interrupt his wonderful. I was like sitting there during a water trip. I wrote an email to myself and I thought I was like, dude, this is the most profound thing that's ever been uttered. It was like your nervous system is your responsibility. It's your vehicle for making it through life. Please don't speed.

• 1:17:07Speaker 02

  You're thinking about that caffeine the whole time.

• 1:17:13Matt McCusker?

  I wrote that down. I was like, that'll change the world tomorrow.

• 1:17:19Matt McCusker?

  I kept trying to like, seriously dude, you should read my email. And he'd be like, dude, no, I'm not reading your fucking email. You thought somebody was gonna read that and be like, holy shit. There was like 40 other emails that I had. I was like, I can't send myself emails all night. I have to chill. I gotta chill and enjoy fucking Oasis.

• 1:17:37Speaker 02

  Gonna start a revolution from my bed.

• 1:17:41Matt McCusker?

  It was fun. It was very funny. The email was cracking me up. I was like,

• 1:17:47Matt McCusker?

  it would just sat in my pocket. I was like, I can't believe that email's in my fucking pocket right now. Such a sick email. Such a sick email to myself. The secrets to the universe in my pocket right now.

• 1:17:59Matt McCusker?

  There was another one. There was a bunch of stuff I started to like write and I was like, this is a waste of time not doing this. It was so fun though. Yeah, we got the motherfucking, well, you guys have anything you guys wanna plug? Anything you guys wanna jake the plug?

• 1:18:19Speaker 00

  I was gonna say panties in the mouth, please listen.

• 1:18:23Speaker 00

  Opto and Noctis. The next one is September 16th. Please come to that. They've been great. Thanks again, Matt. And, oh, and I'm gonna be at Atlanta Helium, October 23rd. Please, please come to that.

• 1:18:36Speaker 02

  Um, I'm gonna be in Dallas on October 26th at Dallas Comedy Club. It's a Sunday, 7pm. If you can make it. You can find tickets, just go to my Instagram, at egonism.

• 1:18:50Matt McCusker?

  Hell yeah.

• 1:18:51Speaker 02

  Yeah. Thank you. Thanks, Matt, for having me on. Appreciate it.

• 1:18:54Matt McCusker?

  Of course, bro.

• 1:18:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, thank you, man.

• 1:18:55Matt McCusker?

  Of course.

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