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• 2:30Speaker 01

  Sup Giggler. Carrie, fix the wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 2:40Speaker 01

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 2:43Hannah Berner?

  Welcome to Sigley Qua- Quad. That's Giggly Squad reverse.

• 2:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Got it.

• 2:49Hannah Berner?

  Welcome to Squad Giggly. Um, we're running out of names.

• 2:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, first of all, you look, you're glowing, like you're stunning, the, the sun is coming.

• 2:58Hannah Berner?

  It's just because I'm tan.

• 3:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but the sun is coming in.

• 3:02Hannah Berner?

  It is giving angelic.

• 3:03Paige DeSorbo?

  It's giving angel.

• 3:06Hannah Berner?

  Angel numbers.

• 3:06Paige DeSorbo?

  And your hair is like perfectly like bed head, but like chic waves.

• 3:14Hannah Berner?

  Wait, do you love me today?

• 3:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I love when you're pretty.

• 3:20Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so toxic. People don't talk about how sometimes our relationship is toxic, because I love you more when glam.

• 3:26Hannah Berner?

  Well, this is the problem, though. I know that. And then there's like this rebellious side to me, where I thought I was gonna lose you this weekend because I had to text you my nails that are like, they're grown out so bad.

• 3:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, you know what energy you give? We can never start a podcast normal. Like, we have literally before, we're like, okay, we have so many things to talk about. This wasn't discussed. You know what energy you give?

• 3:48Hannah Berner?

  I'm so scared.

• 3:48Paige DeSorbo?

  You give the energy of the girl in middle school who only wore a ponytail her entire life, and then all of the sudden, we hit ninth grade and she wore her hair down, and it was like, everyone was like, oh my god, did you see Hannah has her hair down? And it's like instant glow up. And it's, that's like, that's you.

• 4:10Hannah Berner?

  Wait, that's how we were raised, though, with those movies, where like the girl would have curly hair and glasses, and then she'd straighten her hair, take off the glasses, and everyone would be like, she's amazing.

• 4:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. And it was like, she was pretty with glasses. Like, what? She didn't have a shield on?

• 4:24Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, she didn't get a face transplant. But yeah, I sent you my gross nails, and you wrote, how do you wipe? And I said, it's not easy. And then this was just a coincidence. I realized I was wearing your shoes that I had stolen.

• 4:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, a year ago.

• 4:39Hannah Berner?

  I had like a year ago, which is like now they're mine. That's just, that's the rules. If you don't ask after a couple of months, they're mine.

• 4:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Statue of limitations has, is up.

• 4:47Hannah Berner?

  But I do have to say, it's cuz it's Zara. Like, if they were like expensive shoes, that would be mean, but like.

• 4:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 4:53Hannah Berner?

  If I had a nickel for how many Zara shoes you've lost around the world.

• 4:57Paige DeSorbo?

  You also like needed a pair like that and I feel like they come in handy for you a lot.

• 5:02Hannah Berner?

  That was a charity case.

• 5:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that was like me doing a good deed.

• 5:05Hannah Berner?

  That was when we went to the open last year.

• 5:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 5:09Hannah Berner?

  Um, but I had a hu- I have a huge like open sore blister on my foot.

• 5:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Nice.

• 5:15Hannah Berner?

  Just from honestly like one bad shoe walking in it. It'll do me in for the year and I sent that to you.

• 5:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 5:24Hannah Berner?

  And um, you ignored the grossness of the blister, but.

• 5:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I did.

• 5:29Hannah Berner?

  But then I sent you Chanel flats that I found to try to cheer you up.

• 5:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 5:34Hannah Berner?

  And then, so, I know there's a balance to how much ugly shit I could send you.

• 5:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Before I just like stop responding.

• 5:43Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 5:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 5:44Hannah Berner?

  Before you snap.

• 5:48Hannah Berner?

  Before you start taking it out on your loved ones.

• 5:53Hannah Berner?

  But when I see something really gross, I just love getting, that's the thing, I love getting reactions from people. That's why I'm like the annoying older sister, like I love annoying my brother and he's like, why are you annoying me? I'm like, because you keep reacting.

• 6:05Paige DeSorbo?

  You love putting me in situations to see like what I'll do.

• 6:09Hannah Berner?

  Well, our YouTube series, someone writes, I feel like this is Hannah tries new things and makes Paige come with her.

• 6:19Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm not kidding. You literally act like I am your Barbie doll and you take me different places and you forget my shoes sometimes. And you like stuff me in different bags and you forget what bag I'm in. You're like, now she's gonna play baseball and actually we're gonna shave her head off.

• 6:37Paige DeSorbo?

  It's tough. It's tough being someone's human Barbie doll.

• 6:41Hannah Berner?

  But it's so fun and you've grown and learned.

• 6:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I've grown and I've learned.

• 6:46Hannah Berner?

  So yeah, the last episode that came out was us going to a vintage store, which made me so happy because Paige was not about it in the beginning.

• 6:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but it was so funny. It's also very funny to watch ourselves back because I'm like, I'm so monotone sometimes and I don't, I guess I never realized that.

• 7:05Hannah Berner?

  I laugh too much. Like I have.

• 7:09Paige DeSorbo?

  You enjoy your life. Wait, but you said something before we started recording, which is like so. Pertinent, I think, to our YouTube series.

• 7:19Hannah Berner?

  Pertinent.

• 7:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I, yeah, as I say, I was in such a different headspace filming that YouTube series. Like, I feel like I truly was trying to, like, survive day to day.

• 7:30Hannah Berner?

  What actually adds to the tension of the YouTube series is Paige is fighting for her life.

• 7:38Paige DeSorbo?

  For my life.

• 7:39Hannah Berner?

  Paige knows that there's a show that night that she is hoping she doesn't have a panic attack with. And I'm like, let's go yoga aerobics. And she's like, okay.

• 7:51Hannah Berner?

  And I'm like, instead of staying home and spiraling and being scared, but the truth is, is after your first panic attack, I wholeheartedly believe this, if you didn't get back on stage the next day, you may have never gone on stage again.

• 8:04Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like riding a horse. You gotta get back up on the horse.

• 8:06Hannah Berner?

  That's what Marilyn Monroe said.

• 8:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that's what Molly May did.

• 8:11Hannah Berner?

  Yes. Oh, shoot, I have to finish Molly May's docu, which is her basically, like, soft launching, getting back with Tommy.

• 8:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, Tommy Fury. But we're happy if she's happy.

• 8:22Hannah Berner?

  We're happy if she's happy.

• 8:24Paige DeSorbo?

  How was your weekend?

• 8:26Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my God, I've been playing so much tennis.

• 8:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I knew that. I felt that.

• 8:31Hannah Berner?

  I'm in my tennis phase. There was, like, a high school kid. People hear, like, oh, she plays tennis. There's a high school kid in the, in West Hampton. That's like, oh, he plays tennis.

• 8:41Paige DeSorbo?

  In the neighborhood.

• 8:41Hannah Berner?

  In the neighborhood. And I was like, you know what? Fine, bring him in.

• 8:46Hannah Berner?

  I gave him no mercy. Like, sixteen.

• 8:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 8:50Hannah Berner?

  I gave him no mercy. Like, it was at the point, he was like, please leave me alone.

• 8:54Paige DeSorbo?

  If someone put me in a room with a sixteen-year-old boy.

• 9:03Hannah Berner?

  I felt like that fun substitute teacher. I was like, hey, but this is the thing with sports, it levels the playing field. It doesn't matter what generation you are. We're playing. It's deuce, motherfucker. Let's go. And Dez was like, hey, let's calm it down. It's a Saturday. It's relaxing. I said, he's come on my turf and he's challenged me.

• 9:24Paige DeSorbo?

  He's come to my home.

• 9:27Hannah Berner?

  In my personal space with his weird testosterone levels.

• 9:31Paige DeSorbo?

  In my sanctuary.

• 9:33Hannah Berner?

  In my place of calm.

• 9:37Hannah Berner?

  And Dez was like, can I talk to you for a second? You need to calm down. And I was like, he's coming for my throne. So I whooped him.

• 9:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 9:46Hannah Berner?

  Whooped him. Um, if he's listening, I'm sorry, like.

• 9:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Start him young.

• 9:50Hannah Berner?

  It was very motivational for me. I talked to his dad and his dad was like, this was good for him. And I said, if that's why I'm on this planet is to beat up men.

• 9:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 9:58Hannah Berner?

  That's why I'm on this planet. Um, and then I hit with my friend Madison today and it was just like gossip girl talk. But I'm trying to, I told you, I'm trying to be healthier this summer. I don't know what that means yet, but we'll figure it out.

• 10:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, yeah, just moving your body more.

• 10:15Hannah Berner?

  Just.

• 10:16Paige DeSorbo?

  That's what people say when they get in their thirties. They go, honestly, I just move my body more. I'm like, shut the fuck up.

• 10:23Hannah Berner?

  All I'm doing though is watching all the gigglers. And their beautiful houses and pools and vacations tagging us with the book.

• 10:33Paige DeSorbo?

  No, the girls were reading this weekend.

• 10:35Hannah Berner?

  And I, I'm obsessed with that. Tell me about your weekend.

• 10:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I had a good weekend. I was around a lot of random babies. Like, obviously they're random if they're not mine.

• 10:46Hannah Berner?

  You go, babies are so random.

• 10:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Babies are so random.

• 10:53Hannah Berner?

  Like, where'd you come from? Why are you here? Like, ask me one question about myself.

• 10:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, are you staring at me?

• 10:59Hannah Berner?

  No, literally. Why do you have a stank face? Are you pooping?

• 11:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I met one baby and he only spoke Italian and I'm not kidding, he judged me the whole time. Like, I feel like he was looking at me like I'm better than you and I would agree.

• 11:11Hannah Berner?

  I just watched the Rome tennis tournament, which we, I feel like we should go. We love making these kind of plans. We should go to Rome next year. And the umpire is Italian. So after the point, they're like, Quindici, quindici, quondacho. No, not that. Just quindici.

• 11:29Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 11:30Hannah Berner?

  It's so cute.

• 11:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Hearing Italian, it was so cute coming from like a miniature voice. Like, it was just adorable.

• 11:38Hannah Berner?

  I was like, are you ordering chicken parmigiana right now? Like, I'm not a waiter.

• 11:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I was with another little baby and she asked if she could paint my nails. And look. I'm obsessed. I love the girliness and I'm like-

• 11:54Hannah Berner?

  I love a girl with a creative vision.

• 11:56Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm like, here's the thing though, Jacqueline literally just left my apartment yesterday. And so like, I'm trying to explain to this four-year-old that I just got a $250 manicure. And if she puts sparkles on my nails, I will freak out.

• 12:12Hannah Berner?

  Can I talk to you for a second? I love the thought behind it.

• 12:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm loving the creative vision and I think you're gonna be, you're gonna go places in your life.

• 12:21Hannah Berner?

  See your aunt with her bare ass gross nails, go do it on her, okay? Cause I'm not your girl. I'm not your experiment. This isn't a school project.

• 12:29Paige DeSorbo?

  But I felt like I was growing and I was becoming maternal in that moment because I said, you know what? Have Adam. And I let her put sparkles all over my nails and then when she wasn't looking, I ran to the bathroom and wiped them off so that they wouldn't stick to my nails. But she didn't know about that part.

• 12:46Hannah Berner?

  She didn't notice. Okay, that could have been bad.

• 12:48Paige DeSorbo?

  It could have been really bad.

• 12:49Hannah Berner?

  She could have been like, "Mom."

• 12:52Hannah Berner?

  When I was with Lois, she found my like press-ons and she started putting them on my toes.

• 12:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 12:58Hannah Berner?

  And honestly, that was hilarious.

• 13:00Paige DeSorbo?

  And honestly, you needed it because I'm sure one of them was bruised and falling off.

• 13:04Hannah Berner?

  One of them was on its last day.

• 13:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 13:09Hannah Berner?

  I have to, a question about Jacqueline, has she asked about me?

• 13:12Paige DeSorbo?

  No, she hasn't, but she like-

• 13:15Hannah Berner?

  Cause I haven't seen her in a long time.

• 13:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, well, we could tell. We know you haven't seen her.

• 13:20Hannah Berner?

  She gets worried that if I haven't seen her, I've like gone rogue, like I've killed the whole family, or I've like-

• 13:24Paige DeSorbo?

  She actually brought me like a little gift.

• 13:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Jacqueline and I went to the next level. She brought me like a little gift and she was like, "Oh, just like..." She was like, "Oh, this is just for you." And she got, gave me like some edibles. And I was like, "Jacqueline." So Jacqueline and I stepped it up a notch.

• 13:46Hannah Berner?

  Wow, suddenly.

• 13:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't realize having the same nail girl was gonna be my favorite thing that we share a nail girl. And usually we're on the same schedule.

• 13:58Hannah Berner?

  She's never got, maybe she knows, it's because I don't, I don't do edibles.

• 14:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's because she knows you don't take edibles.

• 14:04Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 14:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe she'll bring you like a pair of Crocs or something.

• 14:07Hannah Berner?

  Maybe I've been talking to her too much when she comes over. Because I actually, if I think about it, I did ask her probably one too many questions the last time she was there. And she likes that you guys just watch TV. Sometimes less is more.

• 14:19Paige DeSorbo?

  We catch up on our shows. Um, here's one thing I wanted to do, just say quickly because I feel like I've been giving the girls updates on my egg freezing. I finished, I finished my period that you get like after it. It wasn't that bad. It was a solid like seven days though.

• 14:35Hannah Berner?

  Do you always get your period after it?

• 14:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you get it. Yeah.

• 14:39Hannah Berner?

  Were you nervous you weren't going to?

• 14:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I, yeah, because I like wasn't getting it. And, and what made me nervous was I was like, is my body just absorbing all of this? Like what, like that can't be good. Yeah, where's it going?

• 14:52Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 14:52Paige DeSorbo?

  And they were like, if you don't get it, just call us and we'll give you something that will like make it come. And I really, you know me, I didn't want to take any drugs. Like I was just like, I don't want to do that. I'm so anti birth control and like anti pharmaceuticals. Jaclyn can roll in with any edible and I'm like, yes, thank you, Jaclyn.

• 15:14Hannah Berner?

  But you're like, nothing doctor prescribed, please.

• 15:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nothing with Big Pharma. I'm really, I'm against it.

• 15:20Hannah Berner?

  Except Betas.

• 15:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I, well, obviously.

• 15:24Paige DeSorbo?

  So I finished my period. Here's what I wanted to say because I don't know how I, I, I should honestly invest in, what is it? Thinx because they saved my life while I was doing, having this crazy period. Because you know me and UTIs, I can't wear tampons anymore. And I was bleeding so much that I was like, shoot, I have to like.

• 15:48Hannah Berner?

  You were bleeding for the whole year, like you're making up for lost time.

• 15:52Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I was making up for lost time. And so I would like put a pad on the Thinx period underwear and they saved my life. Because I don't know what's going on. I can't put any brand of tampon in me anymore. My body just immediately is like, nope, thank you.

• 16:08Hannah Berner?

  You're so pure. You're like me with cocaine.

• 16:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, I'm so pure. Not in Miami, though.

• 16:21Hannah Berner?

  Also, if we're talking about our periods, I want to just ask the gigglers, since they are doctors at this point. And they are doctors. Don't tell me the gigglers aren't. I've seen them.

• 16:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 16:31Hannah Berner?

  What?

• 16:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Are you gonna remember that?

• 16:32Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I will.

• 16:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I cannot believe the amount of girls just backing up post-baby clarity.

• 16:41Hannah Berner?

  Oh, that clip!

• 16:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Are you? I was, I read everyone, I read literally every comment.

• 16:47Hannah Berner?

  What were they saying consensus-wise?

• 16:50Paige DeSorbo?

  So, half the girls were like, "In that moment, I realized I married the right man." Like, "I cried for literally two years after I had a baby because I didn't look the same." "My husband had to like, carry me to the bathroom to like, shower me." And then the other half was like, "I knew before I got married, I shouldn't have married this guy." "I had a baby and I stared at him and was like, 'I fucking hate you.'" And so they were like, "Not only is it post-baby clarity, but whilst you're pregnant, you're also getting those thoughts of like, 'Is this the right guy?'"

• 17:23Hannah Berner?

  People were saying, "While you're pregnant, you start to see the signs too."

• 17:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 17:27Hannah Berner?

  While you're pregnant. But as I'm getting older, I, and, just in general, you just see how like, men are so replaceable. And like, when you're younger, it's so like, "Oh my god, like, you're, this one, like, look, wherever you are, figure out the right dude, and then get rid of him if he's not it, period." Slay the boots down.

• 17:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like, literally, set him on fire. Who cares?

• 17:54Hannah Berner?

  Cause, there's like, a thing where like, girls are now moving in together, and like, mothering each other's babies.

• 18:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I kind of love it.

• 18:02Hannah Berner?

  I kind of love it.

• 18:04Paige DeSorbo?

  It's just because, well, because girls aren't settling anymore. Like, girls used to have to settle so fucking hard because they needed money. Like, they needed to survive.

• 18:14Hannah Berner?

  You weren't allowed to have a credit card.

• 18:15Paige DeSorbo?

  You like, couldn't live.

• 18:17Hannah Berner?

  Well, now, I also read something, and, I don't know if it's true. No, it is true, but I don't remember the source. But basically that because women are now making more money, we're investing into things that women care about. And like, all these just companies and causes that women care about are now getting stronger. So that's a positive.

• 18:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, interesting. Like, the chari- like, different charities and stuff.

• 18:43Hannah Berner?

  Different charities and yeah, things you support that you want to see more of. Um, and then your interests, because it's basically like the money's shifting a little bit.

• 18:52Paige DeSorbo?

  It's women in the arts.

• 18:53Hannah Berner?

  It's women in the arts. Also, if everyone, I feel like everyone's talking about postpartum depression, like, before it was this big, like, announcement, like, did you know that Cindy Crawford said 20 years ago, she had postpart- and I might have made that up, but like, that's how it was, where now everyone's like, and then when the postpartum hit.

• 19:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Uh, everyone has it. I remember, like, asking my mom, this is probably like a couple of years ago, like, oh my god, did you have postpartum, like, at all? Because I just, I, when I got my cat, I was like, oh, I'm gonna have postpartum. I was like, I don't.

• 19:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Because when I got Daphne, the first day, I looked at her and I was like, I don't love you. I don't know you.

• 19:38Hannah Berner?

  You go, first of all, hello?

• 19:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. First of all, hi, how are ya?

• 19:43Hannah Berner?

  How was your day?

• 19:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Welcome to my home.

• 19:48Paige DeSorbo?

  And I remember asking my mom, and she said, well, yeah, every, she was like, but we didn't call it that. She was like, everyone gets, and we called it the baby blues.

• 19:59Hannah Berner?

  That's so much cuter.

• 20:00Paige DeSorbo?

  And I was like, and what you just, she was like, and then one day, it would just go away. Like, you just lived with it, and then you were like, oh, I have baby.

• 20:06Hannah Berner?

  Postpartum PR team was so much better in the 90s. They were like, baby blue time, baby blue.

• 20:13Paige DeSorbo?

  The baby blues. Well, did you, I have a question. Did you have, um, a lot of girls also say, like, after they get married, they have, like, a little bit of depression? Did you go through that?

• 20:24Hannah Berner?

  I was very just like calm after it. I think it's cuz sometimes when you put your wedding on such a pedestal. And it goes by so fucking fast, you're like, wait.

• 20:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't even do it, yeah.

• 20:40Hannah Berner?

  Did I even?

• 20:41Paige DeSorbo?

  That planning I did for a year and it's done.

• 20:44Hannah Berner?

  I remember feeling like it was way too fast and being like, wow, I spent a lot of money on that and. But I, I remember feeling calm and a little relieved. Cuz I also had a little, like, I don't, I told you, that kind of, the wedding attention is like.

• 20:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Kind of attention is not your vibe.

• 21:00Hannah Berner?

  I don't like that vibe at all. I'm not like, look at the guy I'm fucking.

• 21:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 21:04Hannah Berner?

  But with postpartum depression, one more thing.

• 21:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, calling someone's wedding just a party of look at the guy I'm fucking is.

• 21:14Hannah Berner?

  It's literally in my head, I just was like, hi, aunt, whatever, this is the guy that I let have sex with me. And I'm glad you're here to celebrate it.

• 21:22Paige DeSorbo?

  That is.

• 21:23Hannah Berner?

  I hope we stay together.

• 21:24Paige DeSorbo?

  That's all a wedding is. Hey dad, I want you to formally meet the man that will be inside of me later.

• 21:30Hannah Berner?

  Wait, on this epis- this last episode of Burner Phone, Dez was telling me that. When my dad was alone with him for the first time, he basically was like. She's your problem now.

• 21:42Paige DeSorbo?

  That's exactly how I would think Danny would respond.

• 21:45Hannah Berner?

  And like, obviously he loves joking, but it's so funny that my, my dad was literally cock blocking me.

• 21:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 21:52Hannah Berner?

  Most dads would be like, please, take her. And my dad's like, I developed a twitch while coaching her with tennis. And it's finally wearing off.

• 22:01Paige DeSorbo?

  He's like, here's a number for a hotline, you're gonna need it.

• 22:05Hannah Berner?

  Are you sure you wanna do this? But I also think Dez likes a challenge, so Dez was like, okay. But anyway.

• 22:13Paige DeSorbo?

  That's funny.

• 22:14Hannah Berner?

  I deal with depression. I know I'm brave.

• 22:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I deal with anxiety.

• 22:19Hannah Berner?

  Do you think that when postpartum depression hits, it's gonna be like two negatives create a positive and I'm gonna be like. It cancels it out?

• 22:28Paige DeSorbo?

  It's gonna be me on estrogen. You're gonna be me on estrogen. That was crazy. I loved it.

• 22:33Hannah Berner?

  Like, is depression gonna try to hit? I'm like, that's adorable. I've, I've been depressed and now let's.

• 22:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, maybe, maybe because.

• 22:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe you'll react better to it because you already know what those feelings are. Like, I feel like some people, when they get postpartum, that's the first time they've ever felt those feelings. So they're like, even more like, what's going on?

• 22:55Hannah Berner?

  I do think that, in general, milestones in life are emotionally

• 23:04Hannah Berner?

  dramatic. And people don't prepare you for that. They're just like, yeah, you're gonna get married, and you're gonna have a baby, and you're gonna get a new job. And they don't talk about like, the mental aspect of handling the ups and downs of it. And your identity. It's identity shifting, I think.

• 23:19Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, I was talking to one of my girlfriends, and she was like, who has like, three kids now. And she was just like, no, after I had my first child, like, obviously, I loved my child. We tried to have a baby. Like, this is a planned thing. But she was like, I had the biggest identity crisis. Because she was like, I didn't know if I was gonna go back to work. I didn't know if I wanted to, or if I didn't want to. I, like, didn't really like breastfeeding. Like, all of these different things. She's like, I'm a hun- 200 pounds. Like, I was never 200 pounds. Like, it was just all this stuff. And I'm just like, yeah, I... But I feel like for us, because we are waiting to like, have children later in our 30s,

• 24:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I think that we're more prepared than like, our counterparts, who like, did anyone tell them when they were 26, 27? Like, hey, you're gonna have an identity crisis.

• 24:10Hannah Berner?

  I do think the pro of having kids in your 30s is that you've been able to accomplish some things. Where some, some women, I know women who've had abortions in their 20s, because they were like, if I have this kid right now, my dreams will not happen. And I actually can't do this right now. And it was like, she wanted to be fulfilled.

• 24:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 24:30Hannah Berner?

  Um, but then some people know in their 20s, like, this baby is what I want.

• 24:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 24:35Hannah Berner?

  I bet, moms do give you, they give you mixed messages. I was talking to this mom, and she was like, it is the most fulfilled you'll ever feel as a person, but you will lose yourself. And I was like, what?

• 24:49Hannah Berner?

  It's like, wait.

• 24:50Paige DeSorbo?

  No, and that's why I just think like, it's so important who your husband is.

• 24:56Hannah Berner?

  They were like, I wouldn't trade anything in the world except for my old nipples.

• 25:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. Awesome. Okay.

• 25:06Hannah Berner?

  But yeah, your, your partner is the world's, the lens you see the world through, the mirror.

• 25:12Paige DeSorbo?

  It really is.

• 25:13Hannah Berner?

  You see yourself.

• 25:14Paige DeSorbo?

  And I love de-centering men, and I think that like, we have done such a good job in it, but at the same time, I do think that the biggest decision you make in your life is who you choose to marry. Also, I feel the same way about being in a marriage. Like, if I'm in a marriage for 10 years and one day I wake up and I go, hey, this guy fucking sucks, I'm taking the kids, I'm going. Like, that's what pren- that's what prenups are for, and he will be surely signing one.

• 25:39Hannah Berner?

  You're basically like, you know what's better than being with a guy?

• 25:45Hannah Berner?

  Being with a guy that you love and waiting for the right person.

• 25:49Paige DeSorbo?

  What's better than being with a guy is being without one.

• 25:53Paige DeSorbo?

  It's a fucking dream. Every single one of my group chats has a person who runs. You know the one, suspiciously cheerful about it, and I've come around, they're right, running is freeing, it's cathartic, it surprises you with something good every time. It's your body reminding you, you can do more than you give it credit for.

• 26:12Hannah Berner?

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• 26:34Paige DeSorbo?

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• 28:29Paige DeSorbo?

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• 30:22Hannah Berner?

  We haven't even started the episode.

• 30:23Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we haven't even started the pod.

• 30:25Hannah Berner?

  I have so many notes.

• 30:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I see them. None of which makes sense. Here, wait, just one note that I just want to say before we get into it because this is a sports podcast.

• 30:34Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 30:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you watch the Knicks last night?

• 30:37Hannah Berner?

  I cried.

• 30:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I cried.

• 30:39Hannah Berner?

  Wait, are you like so into it right now?

• 30:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm locked in, Hannah. I'm dialed in.

• 30:44Hannah Berner?

  I, well, I had two amazing shows. I was in New Hampshire and I was in New Jersey. In New Hampshire, the Knicks are playing while I'm on. And, you know, I'm being silly. I'm being goofy on stage. I go, anyone, anyone know the Knicks score? 1700 girls start booing me. Cause New Hampshire, I forget, cause I'm a dumb New Yorker.

• 31:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, they're Celtics.

• 31:05Hannah Berner?

  Fans and we just beat Boston. And when I tell you, I lost the crowd for a second. Like I was scared. I said, gigglers, you're gonna have to, I apologize to the academy. I said, I love Larry Bird. I don't know what to say here. Bill Belichick's girlfriend is making me laugh right now. Like, I don't know what to say.

• 31:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, how can I get you back? Tom Brady is the GOAT. Like, I don't know.

• 31:29Hannah Berner?

  But for anyone to know, the Knicks have been very bad, a very bad team for a long time.

• 31:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, wait.

• 31:36Paige DeSorbo?

  So I like didn't know.

• 31:38Hannah Berner?

  Oh yeah, you didn't know.

• 31:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I like didn't know that the Knicks sucked. And so.

• 31:43Hannah Berner?

  You were like, wait, but we're New York. That could be bad.

• 31:46Paige DeSorbo?

  No, literally, I said to one of my friends.

• 31:47Hannah Berner?

  That's why it's so embarrassing.

• 31:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, wait, but we're New York. Like, we've been bad for how many years? And he was like, like 50. And I was like, oh my god, I'm so embarrassed.

• 31:57Hannah Berner?

  That's why all the celebs are like showing up. And it's funny because my friend was like, oh, now you guys are showing up? Well, Timothy Chamey, he's been a fan.

• 32:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, he went to Indianapolis.

• 32:07Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, him, Michael Che, Ben Stiller. I feel like they all got in a, they did like a boys' trip.

• 32:13Paige DeSorbo?

  And like I will, I'm gonna be biased for like a small quick second, living in New York.

• 32:20Paige DeSorbo?

  When you're at a sporting event that is based in New York. I'm sorry, I've been at other sporting events in different cities. New York fans are different. It's just different. It's a different electricity. It's a different feeling. Like, remember that one time when we were at the US Open? And who was like about, who was about to win?

• 32:41Paige DeSorbo?

  It was like a young girl.

• 32:43Hannah Berner?

  Was it Coco Goff?

• 32:44Paige DeSorbo?

  It might have been.

• 32:45Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 32:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Was it, maybe was it like her first US Open she was about to win? Something. I forget who it. It may be. But I just remember like the whole place cheering for this like young girl. And just being like, that's New York City. You know, like I just love a New York fan.

• 33:04Hannah Berner?

  We love a chant. We love to be passionate and we love to trash talk. We love a storyline. New York loves a come up story, a comeback. We love that shit.

• 33:16Paige DeSorbo?

  The Yankees have Benihana in the stadium.

• 33:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Anah, anyone else can compete.

• 33:21Hannah Berner?

  Not to defend other states, because I know like you have beef with Oklahoma and the air conditioning, you'll never live that down. Sometimes, sports in other states is better because it's all they have going on.

• 33:37Hannah Berner?

  Like when I went to Wisconsin.

• 33:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Got it.

• 33:39Hannah Berner?

  They were obsessed with the University of Wisconsin, because like, there's only so many teams.

• 33:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Like when you go to Texas, like, high school football is like their religion.

• 33:47Hannah Berner?

  Exactly. So like, yeah, Wisconsin, when there was a Wisconsin football game, the entire state drove down.

• 33:53Paige DeSorbo?

  New York is actually so greedy. We like have three of everything. Like, sorry, we want, we want more.

• 33:58Hannah Berner?

  Also during the Knicks game, people were like, oh, sorry, like, I have dinner tonight. Like, there's shit going on. Like, I'm, I'm sorry, I've literally been waiting for this reservation.

• 34:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I have a reserve, yeah. I have a reservation, gotta go.

• 34:08Hannah Berner?

  Oh, I'm going to a Broadway play. By the way, I'm gonna try to go to a Broadway play.

• 34:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Just in your lifetime? Where are we going with that?

• 34:19Hannah Berner?

  This is so funny, because I've been like going out to West Hampton now when I can, and I'm like, next time I'm in New York, I'm gonna see a Broadway play.

• 34:28Paige DeSorbo?

  You're being a tourist in your own city.

• 34:29Hannah Berner?

  I'm saying, I go, I'm going back to the city on Wednesday. I'm gonna try to see Sunset Boulevard with Nicole Schlacher.

• 34:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, do you know something that I do behind your back that I don't think I've ever told you?

• 34:42Hannah Berner?

  Just the way you worded that. You know what I do behind your back?

• 34:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I do something behind your back where, like, obviously, like, when, when I'm places without you, like, I bring, I find place, I find spaces where I can bring you up. You know, like, I find, I find small caveats in conversation where I can bring up my friend.

• 35:00Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I love how you're sitting there being like, and where is a good entry point?

• 35:03Paige DeSorbo?

  For Hannah. And but like, a lot of times, people will bring you up to me. And like, I don't know who I'm talking to, and I don't know if they've ever heard of Giggly Squad, so I'll say, sometimes I'll say, like, my best friend who I have a podcast with, or sometimes I'll say-

• 35:18Hannah Berner?

  You don't assume.

• 35:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, or I'll say, like, oh, my co-host, where I do this thing with her, but she's also my best friend. Like, so I introduce you in different ways. But I don't think that you know that I, I talk about you being from New York, as if I grew up in that, in that town home with you. Like, I'll make an emphasis and a point to tell people that you were born and raised in Brooklyn. Because it's important to me.

• 35:44Hannah Berner?

  Because it makes, look, I support everyone, move to the city, I love it. And if you can survive, you're a New Yorker, I accept you. Do I think I'm better than you? Yes. Do I say that out loud? No. But I also, what's funny, I was thinking about that, that I, I know you grew up in Albany, but you didn't. You didn't. Your ancestors were Brooklyn.

• 36:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, at some point, I'm sure, but I actually just hit my 10 years. I know, and people like, I feel like, talk about it, but like, not really. But I remember moving to New York and thinking, wow, I wonder if I'm gonna hit my 10 year, like, if I'm gonna still be here? Because that's when you become an official New Yorker.

• 36:29Hannah Berner?

  How many times did you consider moving back home?

• 36:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Never, not once.

• 36:33Hannah Berner?

  And that's why you made it? Because you had no Plan B?

• 36:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you wanna know what I think made me succeed? My biggest fear was having to move back home. My biggest fear was having to call my mom and being like, I can't afford rent, I can't afford it here, like, I can't do anything, I gotta come back. And I was like, I can't, I can't.

• 36:54Hannah Berner?

  It's, it's so funny, because then as a New Yorker, all you wanna do is like,

• 36:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Escape the city.

• 36:59Hannah Berner?

  Go to the Hamptons.

• 37:03Hannah Berner?

  I'm like, it's so fucking, like, concrete.

• 37:05Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so cliche. I'm like, I have to get out for a minute. Anywho, okay.

• 37:11Hannah Berner?

  Oh yeah, my notes. I have notes. I have notes. Can clapping.

• 37:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 37:19Hannah Berner?

  Did you see, like, the festival, they have their, like, 19 minutes for this movie, 14 minutes. I don't know what to do with my hands while someone sings "Happy Birthday" for thirty seconds.

• 37:31Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 37:32Hannah Berner?

  What are you supposed to do during a twelve-minute clap-a-thon?

• 37:37Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like Paul Mezcal stood as a "He got a six-minute standing ovation." Six minutes? Get your steps in while you're at it. I mean...

• 37:46Hannah Berner?

  Six minutes? I won't even give a blowjob for six minutes.

• 37:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Uh, literally.

• 37:51Hannah Berner?

  Six minutes? I can't even run on the treadmill for six minutes.

• 37:54Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm not doing anything for six minutes.

• 37:57Hannah Berner?

  I feel like, I don't know who started it, but they can't get out of it, I'll tell you one thing. What if you're like one of the organizers that's like...

• 38:04Paige DeSorbo?

  How does it end?

• 38:07Hannah Berner?

  Such a good question.

• 38:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Like...

• 38:09Hannah Berner?

  It's basically like people don't want, that's honestly, no thank you.

• 38:13Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's like, how does it end? Because here's the thing, if you're getting a time slot that's Saturday morning, people are up, they're peppy, they're cheery. If you're getting, you're getting the last time slot, they're tired. So, you might only get a four minute.

• 38:26Hannah Berner?

  Also, do they hire clappers? We need a good press.

• 38:30Paige DeSorbo?

  What if the movie sucks?

• 38:31Hannah Berner?

  They just get four minutes.

• 38:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Um, great observation.

• 38:36Hannah Berner?

  Thank you. Also, the AMAs are happening right now.

• 38:40Paige DeSorbo?

  What are those again?

• 38:41Hannah Berner?

  American Music Awards. I've honestly lost track. Award shows, I have like, I lose track, um, but the, the music people do, they are more experimental with their fashion, which I like.

• 38:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Is it in New York?

• 38:56Hannah Berner?

  No, I think it's in LA.

• 38:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, okay.

• 38:58Hannah Berner?

  Cause I see the LA, oh! I have a story.

• 39:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 39:06Hannah Berner?

  I was in a random place.

• 39:09Hannah Berner?

  And there were people there.

• 39:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, no.

• 39:11Hannah Berner?

  First problem.

• 39:13Paige DeSorbo?

  So I left.

• 39:16Hannah Berner?

  I was like, why did no one tell me this? So this girl comes up to me, and she's like, "Oh my god, you know JoJo." Now, this was first of all the morning, second of all...

• 39:27Paige DeSorbo?

  My assistant? Okay.

• 39:30Hannah Berner?

  No, I'm trying to be smooth.

• 39:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 39:32Hannah Berner?

  And I'm in conversation and I'm warm and I'm like, yes, yes, yes. When she says JoJo, I think the singer.

• 39:39Paige DeSorbo?

  See, I went Siwa.

• 39:41Hannah Berner?

  It could have been JoJo Siwa, but I know, like, JoJo the singer. Do I know her? No. Have we DM'd? Yes. Am I obsessed with her? Yes. JoJo's everything. So I go, yeah, I know JoJo. Cause this is just out of nowhere. Like, and this was like, it was actually at like a women's health thing. So she was like industry.

• 40:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 40:01Hannah Berner?

  So I was like, yeah, I know JoJo. Yeah. She commented on my photo once. And she was like, no, like.

• 40:07Paige DeSorbo?

  She?

• 40:08Hannah Berner?

  I think she commented on my photo before and I'm like, yes. She was at the book festival. Like, we almost were, saw her at the book festival.

• 40:15Paige DeSorbo?

  JoJo? Oh my god, okay.

• 40:16Hannah Berner?

  Yes. So I love her. And I was like, yes, JoJo, yes. And she's like, no, like, don't you love her? And I'm like, I love her. She's like, the voice of our generation, honestly.

• 40:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Iconic.

• 40:26Hannah Berner?

  And she's like, yeah, haha. And then we keep talking and she's like, yeah, it's so crazy you know JoJo. And I'm like, no. And she goes, and like, she, like, I don't even know how she got the job with Paige.

• 40:40Hannah Berner?

  So I'm sitting there going, I just told this girl, I think JoJo is the voice of our generation. And she smiled and said, yeah.

• 40:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm dead.

• 40:49Hannah Berner?

  So then I go, oh, Josephine. And she goes, that's so funny you guys call her Josephine. I'm like, well, Paige is like fancy like that. Like, she likes Josephine better, probably.

• 40:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay. Talk about millennial, Gen Z gap.

• 41:03Paige DeSorbo?

  My assistant's name is Josephine. In my phone, she's JoJo because it's like her.

• 41:08Hannah Berner?

  She put that in.

• 41:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I think so.

• 41:10Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 41:11Paige DeSorbo?

  All of her friends call her JoJo.

• 41:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I just like, I'm, when I first met her, cause I met her years ago, I met her as Josephine. And she never said, like, you can call me JoJo. But then like, now that she works for me again, I think she might have said, like, everyone calls me JoJo, but I.

• 41:29Hannah Berner?

  Giving, you refuse to call her what she wants to be called.

• 41:35Hannah Berner?

  You're Josephine.

• 41:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you wanna know what? I think her name is so, I feel like a mom. I'm like, but your name is so beautiful and I never hear it. Like, I never hear someone named Josephine.

• 41:46Hannah Berner?

  I feel like she'd be cute as Joey, too.

• 41:49Paige DeSorbo?

  She's adorable. The girl, the woman, she's a woman. The woman takes ballet classes on Wednesday nights. Like, she's just, she's so aesthetic, she's so cool. Like, she keeps me, I'm like, does Gen Z thinks this is cool? And she keeps me, like, up to date.

• 42:04Hannah Berner?

  But I literally, to this girl's face, was like, JoJo's the voice of our generation. And she was like, yeah, we can do it. And I didn't even, like, I pretended the whole time I knew it's JoJo she was talking about. So, anyway, shout out to Josephine. Didn't know you go by other aliases and they got me.

• 42:22Paige DeSorbo?

  No, she's so cute. Honestly, all we do over here is, like, play dress up and pretend. Like, we had to go to a real meeting one day and I was like, Josephine, like, come with me. And she showed up and I go, this is literally The Devil Wears Prada. We wear sweats all day. Like, Josephine comes over in her literal pajamas. And I was like, we're cosplaying. She showed up in, like, the cutest outfit and that's all I really want from my assistant.

• 42:43Hannah Berner?

  No, she's killing it. Shout out, JoJo.

• 42:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I just want you to show up and look adorable.

• 42:48Hannah Berner?

  Hot take. We, some pop culture question for you. Did you see Jessica Biel's interview about Justin Timberlake?

• 42:56Paige DeSorbo?

  No, no, but proceed because I think I might say something after.

• 43:01Hannah Berner?

  She basically was like, I love him so much. He's like my best friend. He's like my chosen sister.

• 43:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 43:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 43:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Not how I ever wanna think of my man.

• 43:21Hannah Berner?

  It's weird, right?

• 43:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm gonna say something.

• 43:24Hannah Berner?

  It's giving lavender marriage?

• 43:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I think so. Because if you go back to Seventh Heaven, if you take it all the way back, there were strong lesbian vibes.

• 43:36Hannah Berner?

  Oh, see, I was calling Justin Timberlake gay.

• 43:38Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I think she, I think it might be her.

• 43:41Hannah Berner?

  Wow.

• 43:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I think it might be her because I think this man has gotten caught maybe one or two times.

• 43:47Hannah Berner?

  Too many times.

• 43:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Too many times, either embarrassing her with another woman, or just like embarrassing her in general, yeah. That I, I can't, I can't think that.

• 44:00Hannah Berner?

  If I was Justin Timberlake and she called me.

• 44:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Her sister.

• 44:04Hannah Berner?

  Her chosen sister. I'd be like, y'all, we need to rebrand.

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• 46:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Ah, I just-

• 46:40Hannah Berner?

  Chosen sister, at least. And not brother, no, not, no. Just say you're not fucking.

• 46:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, that's what it is. Like, it's also like, how many people are just in relationships because they're such public figures? That they're like, "I don't want to blow up my life right now and like, have to deal with this like massive divorce" or all these like press, like, "Let's just chill and you do your own thing and I'll do my own thing and like, we're good." Yeah, like, the amount of people that are probably in open relationships or separated and we just like, don't know. Or lesbians, I don't know.

• 47:16Hannah Berner?

  Speaking of gay men.

• 47:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 47:18Hannah Berner?

  Straight men should not be doing photo dumps.

• 47:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Straight men should get off Instagram.

• 47:23Hannah Berner?

  They should get off, for sure. The only photo you should have is from like, 2017, blurry, no caption.

• 47:29Paige DeSorbo?

  If you are a man and you, and you, you have a hankering for posting on the internet for Instagram, I think you can do a post once every two months.

• 47:39Hannah Berner?

  I know I'm coming for people right now, but I don't care. As a man, if you're going through your phone to put together an aesthetic photo dump and you're like, "Oh, I just had a photo of my face there, so I need a photo of like, food here."

• 47:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't want my future man to know that you can favorite photos.

• 47:58Hannah Berner?

  I don't want my future man to know that you can have a carousel on Instagram.

• 48:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Dez listening to this like what? Wait, have you seen the trend on TikTok where it's like this is my current boyfriend?

• 48:11Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 48:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I love that.

• 48:13Hannah Berner?

  Have you, the funniest trend is happening right now. Have you seen men calling their guy friends to say goodnight?

• 48:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Goodnight. Okay. Do you want to know what? This is a learning experience. This is bigger than a trend that people are not picking up on.

• 48:26Hannah Berner?

  This is deep psychology.

• 48:28Paige DeSorbo?

  If you called any one of your girlfriends and said, hey, I just wanted to call you and like, say goodnight and like, I love you and I miss you. Every single one would be like, oh.

• 48:36Hannah Berner?

  Aww.

• 48:37Paige DeSorbo?

  And I love you and how are you? And like, what's going on? And we need to connect. And like, all of this? The men immediately start laughing.

• 48:46Hannah Berner?

  Or they get like angry. They're like, what are you talking about?

• 48:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, don't ever call, what are you doing?

• 48:51Hannah Berner?

  Well, this is the thing. It is funny because it's so random and the guys being like, just want to call to say goodnight.

• 48:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 48:57Hannah Berner?

  And I'm like, that's weird. But then the reaction is so over the top that I'm like, no, that's weirder. Because guys will be like, goodnight? What the fuck does that mean? Goodnight?

• 49:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 49:07Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, bro, I'm going to bed. I want to say goodnight. And he's like.

• 49:08Paige DeSorbo?

  They can't even connect with their own gender. How can we trust them on anything? They can't, like, honestly, I saw a Jane Fonda video like years ago and I think about it all the time where she would literally said like, women sit and they face each other and they talk to each other and men are, they sit next to each other. They never like really look at each other and like ask them how they're doing.

• 49:33Hannah Berner?

  That's why I take my man every, every couple of hours. I take his head and I make him hold eye contact with me. I said, we're holding, we're holding, we're holding.

• 49:43Paige DeSorbo?

  It's important.

• 49:44Hannah Berner?

  It's important.

• 49:45Paige DeSorbo?

  It's important.

• 49:46Hannah Berner?

  They have to understand humanity. And look.

• 49:49Paige DeSorbo?

  No, they really do. Have you ever like dated a guy?

• 49:52Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 49:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't recommend it. I'm super against it. But have you ever dated a guy and like you start obviously having sex with them? And then after a couple of months, it gets more like emotional or like you fall more in love with them or whatever. And then you start having sex and you're making eye contact. Like whilst you have sex and like, it used to be like he'd whisper something dirty in your ear, but now he's looking at you and he's saying it. Like that, it's like men, that's the only time men do that. Like, how many times have we looked at each other and said like the most? Deep in our soul, like, things that we feel, mainly me.

• 50:33Hannah Berner?

  No, with me and you, like, literally, the first thing I say to you on the phone will be like the most unhinged thing because that's called intimacy.

• 50:43Paige DeSorbo?

  So it's like, where are they letting that out? I'm worried for them. But also, this, have you seen this whole thing with like the lonely, like, the men are lonely and it's like,

• 50:53Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 50:54Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, obvi- like, what it's our society and blah, blah, blah, and it's just like,

• 50:59Hannah Berner?

  Our society, we live in a patriarchy.

• 51:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, you guys set this up and now we're just getting more, yeah, like, we're not helping you.

• 51:07Hannah Berner?

  Wait, do you ever feel like when people ask, like, about me, or when I'm with people, they ask about you, we feel like we're in a band?

• 51:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 51:16Hannah Berner?

  Like, I, like, I try to explain it, I'm like, we're in a band.

• 51:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 51:19Hannah Berner?

  And like, yeah, sometimes I do some solo stuff, but we really come back to Giggly Squad.

• 51:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, sometimes I forget that we performed at Radio City and I'll hear someone say, like, she performed at Radio City, and I'll literally be like, who?

• 51:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I forget, like, I perform, but I don't think, when I'm with the gigglers, I'm like, I don't think of it as a performance, even though it is. I think of it as like, are my beta blogger is gonna work, yes or no? This is more of a science experiment for all of us.

• 51:47Hannah Berner?

  Final thing about men, we're not gonna talk about it for the rest of the time. We didn't talk about the Justin Vog cover.

• 51:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I know we didn't.

• 51:56Hannah Berner?

  Cause Haley's a dear, dear, dear, dear, dear friend of mine.

• 52:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Dear, dear friend.

• 52:01Hannah Berner?

  Who can actually do no wrong.

• 52:03Paige DeSorbo?

  A friend of the pod.

• 52:04Hannah Berner?

  A friend of the pod and a close friend in my life, god, godmother to my future children. No, Haley's,

• 52:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 52:11Hannah Berner?

  Haley's the shit. I think that Justin's a little too loosey goosey online right now.

• 52:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I think that he

• 52:21Hannah Berner?

  Is going through something.

• 52:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I think that he said it thinking like, oh.

• 52:28Paige DeSorbo?

  This is gonna sound good because I'm like correcting, I've been proven wrong.

• 52:33Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 52:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Correcting myself.

• 52:35Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 52:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I think people are really like come down on her every time like, oh my God, why don't you just leave? Like, how could you like, your husband doesn't love you and blah, blah, blah.

• 52:44Hannah Berner?

  That's not it.

• 52:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Where it's just like, things get like so nitpicked about Haley in general, everything about her. I, I don't, I really like, I don't know how she does it sometimes, but like, if I had a nickel, that's why I have a career.

• 52:58Hannah Berner?

  Of every guy that said you wouldn't make it?

• 53:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, if I had a fucking nickel, so why women are acting and so mad at her? Like, they haven't experienced that at least five times them, their damn selves? Like, how about relate to her and be like, I feel bad for her, instead of being like, you're stupid.

• 53:16Hannah Berner?

  Fuck are people mean to her?

• 53:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't get it.

• 53:20Hannah Berner?

  But I have a question, cuz I actually, I've never been in a serious relationship with a guy who didn't like believe in me.

• 53:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Really?

• 53:30Hannah Berner?

  Did you, just so, do you tell them what your dream is? And then, when you least expect it, they turn it on you?

• 53:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, it's not like.

• 53:39Hannah Berner?

  And come for you?

• 53:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, it's not like in the moment where you're like, oh, you wanna accomplish this?

• 53:43Hannah Berner?

  No, you won't.

• 53:43Paige DeSorbo?

  You stupid bitch.

• 53:45Hannah Berner?

  In a heated fight, they're like, and you wanna do this?

• 53:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I once had a, I once had a boyfriend who was cheating on me with a girl who, now I can't even remember what her job was. But she did like, uh, hosting, like random hosting of things, like whatever. She was a couple of years older than me and he would cheat on me with her. And I remember like finding out about it and I remember feeling really insecure because I was like, oh my God, she's like so much more accomplished than I am. And yeah, why wouldn't he want her over me and blah, blah, blah? And I remember him saying like, you'll never be, you'll never accomplish like what she's accomplished. Now I'm like, I don't even remember what her job was.

• 54:26Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 54:26Paige DeSorbo?

  But I think about it all the time.

• 54:29Hannah Berner?

  Then that's just like so toxic.

• 54:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 54:33Hannah Berner?

  And, and it comes down to like, my thing with relationships is like, we literally are a team. And like, if you're on my team, we're fucking winning together. My problem was I would date guys that I was like, I want more from you, like I want you to be as motivated as me, kinda thing.

• 54:50Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's hard to find as well. And I think it's actually getting even harder to find because like, girls are right up there with men in like the workforce, and so it's hard to find.

• 55:03Hannah Berner?

  And I'm fine if like, I just want them to like have a dream that they're chasing. Like, I've dated guys who are successful, but they like, don't wanna be there.

• 55:12Paige DeSorbo?

  They had no passion.

• 55:13Hannah Berner?

  They have no passion, like,

• 55:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 55:16Hannah Berner?

  Talk to me when you have a business that you-

• 55:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Passionate about, and then you'll know what it takes to run a business. No, you wanna, you wanna be with someone that like genuinely is like striving for more and like wants to accomplish more.

• 55:29Hannah Berner?

  Well, cuz you get exhausted like chasing your own dreams, like it is actually so fun to root for someone else's dreams sometimes.

• 55:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally.

• 55:37Hannah Berner?

  Like, to see like Dez's like clip like blow up, I'm literally like, it is a feeling that's, like, you're so proud and he's also like, that's part of you, so you just feel like, and you don't have to do anything. And you're just like, I'm proud of you.

• 55:51Paige DeSorbo?

  No, Hannah, you know how like the best feeling ever is like when your boyfriend wakes up in the morning or your husband or whatever? And they have to leave the bed and go do something and you don't have to? That's like my favorite thing in the world. I'm like, oh, go be a man, like, yeah, bring home a fucking cow for us, like, you know, like, I don't know. I can't imagine the feeling it must feel for you when you go, well, you're not really allowed to go see Dez do stand-up.

• 56:18Hannah Berner?

  No, no, allowed to.

• 56:19Paige DeSorbo?

  But when he has to go do stand-up and you don't.

• 56:23Hannah Berner?

  Well, that happens a lot when I come back from touring and during the week, he's at the Comedy Cellar. And he's like getting dressed at 10pm and I'm in my like snuggliest snuggle moment. And I'm like, go make twenty dollars, babe.

• 56:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Wait, Daphne just sniffed my foot and then went like this.

• 56:43Hannah Berner?

  She gagged?

• 56:45Paige DeSorbo?

  She gagged. It's like, okay, literally chill out. I was wearing ballet flats.

• 56:52Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my god, your ballet flats have been through shit.

• 56:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my gosh. Um, okay, what else?

• 56:59Hannah Berner?

  One more thing about my mental health.

• 57:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 57:03Hannah Berner?

  Tell me if you think this is good or bad.

• 57:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Tell me if I'm wrong. And tell me if I'm crazy or not.

• 57:08Hannah Berner?

  Tell me I'm crazy.

• 57:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, all girls, that is.

• 57:12Hannah Berner?

  Tell me. Who wanted to tell?

• 57:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm gonna run something by you and you tell me what you think.

• 57:17Hannah Berner?

  From emergency to call the police, where are we at? I did say Dez has been watching the Mets a lot, which like, go Mets, but like, the games are like five hours and I was like, I need to get a hobby.

• 57:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I was just gonna say, I forgot baseball was even on. Oh my god, what month even is?

• 57:32Hannah Berner?

  But also, baseball lasts like forever, like they play every day. Um, I bought on Etsy a punch needling kit.

• 57:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 57:43Hannah Berner?

  And it's not even like real crocheting or anything. You just like punch a thing and it.

• 57:50Paige DeSorbo?

  That actually sounds really enjoyable.

• 57:51Hannah Berner?

  It's kind of therapeutic, cause you're kind of stabbing something.

• 57:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I freaking bet.

• 57:56Hannah Berner?

  So, and he was like, okay grandma, what are you doing fucking knitting? And I was like, first of all, I have mental health problems.

• 58:02Paige DeSorbo?

  God forbid a girl has a hobby.

• 58:04Hannah Berner?

  God forbid I have a hobby. And I haven't even like showed it off on Instagram, cause I'm practicing doing things not for other people's.

• 58:14Hannah Berner?

  Did I bring enough of a pod? Yes.

• 58:17Paige DeSorbo?

  That's different. This is a safe space.

• 58:19Hannah Berner?

  This is a safe space. This is just me like telling you what I did today. So I'm, I've started and I'm doing a flower one. So I started punch needling.

• 58:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I'm obsessed. And like, what are they though? What do you punch needling?

• 58:32Hannah Berner?

  It's like into like kind of a paper and it comes out like a whole thing.

• 58:37Paige DeSorbo?

  And then where do you put the paper?

• 58:39Hannah Berner?

  Well, then it, it becomes like a, like a painting, like it has a wood frame.

• 58:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, got it.

• 58:45Hannah Berner?

  I can decorate my apartment with it.

• 58:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so what are you punching over there?

• 58:50Hannah Berner?

  I'm, I'm punching, it's actually like so hard to explain. I'm punching yarn into this paper.

• 58:57Paige DeSorbo?

  What's, I know, but what's the thing?

• 58:59Hannah Berner?

  It's a floral arrangement.

• 59:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, got it. I thought you were gonna say it was like something for the Mets. You do it while he watches the Mets.

• 59:07Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 59:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you're a hundred and five.

• 59:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Pick up cocaine. I mean, it's, it's getting scary over there. It's getting really scary over there.

• 59:18Hannah Berner?

  No, we were hanging out with people during the day yesterday and they were like, what are you gonna do tonight? And I was like, I'm so pumped up. I, I'm starting green. I'm starting the green flower.

• 59:29Hannah Berner?

  I just finished the yellow petals.

• 59:31Paige DeSorbo?

  It's actually funny, I was thinking like, for whatever reason, I used to like be obsessed with Memorial Day weekend, like it was my favorite weekend ever.

• 59:41Hannah Berner?

  That's so random.

• 59:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god.

• 59:43Hannah Berner?

  I didn't even know like when it was.

• 59:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Are you kidding?

• 59:46Hannah Berner?

  I'm so bad at like days.

• 59:48Paige DeSorbo?

  High school and college and like even like post-college, like going away somewhere for Memorial Day weekend. And this year, I was just like, I can't wait to do nothing and just chill. And this was like the first weekend, I feel like like I didn't get drunk.

• 1:00:03Hannah Berner?

  I woke up this morning, sending aggressive emails to people and then being told it's a holiday.

• 1:00:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:10Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, oh my god, sorry.

• 1:00:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:13Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, sorry about that. Have you seen the AI baby clips going around?

• 1:00:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I love them.

• 1:00:21Hannah Berner?

  They're so funny.

• 1:00:23Paige DeSorbo?

  They're so cute. They're so funny.

• 1:00:25Hannah Berner?

  They're so cute.

• 1:00:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Talking babies, like I love, like I like when real babies like say swear words.

• 1:00:32Hannah Berner?

  Yes. But have you seen the ones of us?

• 1:00:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:35Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 1:00:36Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I love them.

• 1:00:37Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Like, and they're wearing our outfits.

• 1:00:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I know. I don't know if they look exactly like us, like I actually think I was.

• 1:00:44Hannah Berner?

  I do have to say, we were, they weren't that cute.

• 1:00:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I think I was a cuter baby.

• 1:00:49Hannah Berner?

  And I'm not body shaming, I'm not body, I'm not baby shaming.

• 1:00:51Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we're not baby shaming.

• 1:00:52Hannah Berner?

  We're not baby shaming, but like I was, I was cuter.

• 1:00:56Paige DeSorbo?

  A hundred percent. Um, oh my god, wait, I have this written down because I saw a TikTok and one last thing about men.

• 1:01:04Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:06Paige DeSorbo?

  And my mom used to give me this advice too. Well, she actually used to give me this advice when she would talk about like having children and she would say like, if you have low expectations for your children, that's what you'll get. And if you have high expectations for your children, that's what you'll get. Which honestly now sounds extremely manipulative, but anyways, I digress. But there was this TikTok and it was this girl and she was saying like when you start dating a guy like

• 1:01:33Paige DeSorbo?

  it's more kind of like a formula like if you are one of those girls where you're like all I want is a boyfriend and I'm like really gonna try and get this guy to like be my boyfriend and you do all of this stuff in the beginning like you're cooking him dinner you're you're doing his laundry like you're doing all of this stuff like men and women are so different that is not gonna make a man want to like reciprocate all of that for you that just makes them lazier

• 1:02:01Hannah Berner?

  and now you that's the standard

• 1:02:03Paige DeSorbo?

  and now that's the standard

• 1:02:05Hannah Berner?

  you're being weird

• 1:02:06Paige DeSorbo?

  you have set that standard so it's almost like when you first start dating someone you do nothing but only as the woman

• 1:02:14Hannah Berner?

  wait that's that's what I've been doing accidentally just cuz I like have ADHD and I can't do laundry but it's the truth is is if a guy's gonna be with you cuz you're doing his laundry like that's not the win you want it to be

• 1:02:27Paige DeSorbo?

  no

• 1:02:28Hannah Berner?

  that's not the W you want

• 1:02:29Paige DeSorbo?

  and so go out there ladies and stay lazy

• 1:02:31Hannah Berner?

  don't do shit don't do shit I would argue sometimes though little cute things that like I want Dez to do if I do it for him it like subconsciously trains him

• 1:02:43Paige DeSorbo?

  like an example

• 1:02:44Hannah Berner?

  an example this is like little things and by the way I never cook but like last summer I started to get like tomatoes this is making me sound like someone I'm not like I don't this is like I did this

• 1:02:55Paige DeSorbo?

  okay you're crocheting you have a garden now I didn't know about when did you get a garden

• 1:03:00Hannah Berner?

  I got tomatoes once from this the this is the market the farmer's market and I cut him up cuz I'm Italian and I got basil and I got some mozzarella and I put some balsamic and some olive oil and I was like I'm Martha Stewart and he ate it and it was like cute and then today he got tomatoes and he was it was like I was hungry for dinner but we were waiting for it to come cuz we were eating obviously

• 1:03:27Hannah Berner?

  And he was like, let me make some tomatoes for us. And he cut it up. And he was like, sorry, I don't have mozzarella. And I was like, oh my god, he learned. So he fucked up.

• 1:03:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, he failed.

• 1:03:36Hannah Berner?

  He failed.

• 1:03:37Paige DeSorbo?

  So he did it, but not as good as you.

• 1:03:39Hannah Berner?

  So we're divorcing. That's a story. And I go, where the fuck's the mozzarella? And I flipped it. But sometimes it's like, it's more love language stuff, not like, you don't work for him.

• 1:03:51Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 1:03:52Hannah Berner?

  You're not his fucking employee.

• 1:03:53Paige DeSorbo?

  No, well, and like, all I see is like, oh my god, when you get married, like, men don't share the same mental load. So it's like, okay, if you don't share the same mental load, then we have to share like, the physical load of like, I'm not for hire.

• 1:04:07Hannah Berner?

  Once someone told me, when a guy comes over, you should have cookies baking in the oven, because he'll associate like, you with that smell. And I'm like, if that's what we have to do.

• 1:04:16Paige DeSorbo?

  You got that from the movie Clueless.

• 1:04:18Hannah Berner?

  I guess they got it from that. If that's what you have to do to trick a guy to wanna be with you, I don't think he's the one.

• 1:04:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I have a vagina. I'm fine.

• 1:04:27Hannah Berner?

  You guys, you have a vagina. Also, it is giving job interview where like, when you're giving a job interview and you don't need that job, they can smell it on you.

• 1:04:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:38Hannah Berner?

  Literally going to every date where it's like, I do not wanna be with you, and I, I might choose to, but I don't know. And that's the vibe. That's the vibe. You don't work for him. He's interviewing you and you're the boss.

• 1:04:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, he works for you.

• 1:04:53Hannah Berner?

  He, no, he literally works for you. That's the mentality.

• 1:04:57Paige DeSorbo?

  He's your assistant.

• 1:04:59Hannah Berner?

  He's your assistant. Um, final question. What do you feel about neck scarves? Throwing a neck scarf on.

• 1:05:07Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, I don't hate it.

• 1:05:10Hannah Berner?

  Is it like, too WASP-y? Like, too giving like, New Hampshire.

• 1:05:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I think it has to be the correct outfit. I actually think you, you have to do it with like, not that preppy of an outfit.

• 1:05:23Hannah Berner?

  True. True, that's wow, that was really good.

• 1:05:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I think it has to be something like, you know how people say like, put an outfit on and then a pair of shoes that don't go? And like that makes it funky. It's kind of like, put it with an outfit that like, it doesn't really like jeans and a t-shirt.

• 1:05:37Hannah Berner?

  But I'll wear ties all the time, but I feel like a scarf, people be like, she's trying too hard. Like a scarf is like trying to be fashionable to me.

• 1:05:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know, I feel like you could, you could so do one in the Hamptons and try it out.

• 1:05:49Hannah Berner?

  I feel like maybe when I'm older and wiser.

• 1:05:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 1:05:52Hannah Berner?

  Cause there'll be like a story behind it.

• 1:05:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, there'll be some lore.

• 1:05:56Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I mean, I'll make up a story.

• 1:05:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 1:05:58Hannah Berner?

  Um, you guys, thank you for giggling with us and check out our new episode of Hannah Page Try New Things. We went thrift shopping. If you haven't caught up, we've already played baseball. We've gone to Salem, we've done witchcraft and.

• 1:06:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Witchcraft and wizardry.

• 1:06:14Hannah Berner?

  And wizardry and we did cat therapy. Um, and we have merch up from the tour. That we weren't selling online and now we're selling and we have some really classic giggly shirts that we added to. So shout out to that. And yeah, thanks for giggling with us.

• 1:06:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Bye.

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