#2431 - Shane Gillis

Shane is a comedian, co-host of “Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast” with Matt McCusker, a creator and star of Netflix’s comedy series “Tires,” and one half of the sketch comedy duo “Gilly and Keeves” with John McKeever.www.shanemgillis.comhttps://gillyandkeeves.tvhttps://www.youtube.com/@MSsecretpodwww.youtube.com/@GillyandKeeves Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan. Get a free welcome kit with your first subscription of AG1 at https://drinkag1.com/joerogan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 0:02Speaker 00

  The Joe Rogan Experience.

• 0:06Speaker 01

  Training by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

• 0:14Joe Rogan?

  He's having a good old time, I'm sure. He loves doing that. Just fucking...

• 0:18Speaker 03

  Wish it didn't piss me off.

• 0:20Joe Rogan?

  It pisses you off that he just checks out?

• 0:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 0:23Joe Rogan?

  What pisses you off?

• 0:23Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 0:25Joe Rogan?

  I love it. I love that he does it.

• 0:27Speaker 03

  No, it's just art. It's fun to...

• 0:28Joe Rogan?

  But it's like, the more successful he gets, the more dangerous it is. Like, people know who you are, dude. You've been seen by millions of people. You can't pretend you're this, like, anonymous backpacker anymore. You fucking weirdo.

• 0:41Speaker 03

  He comes back. My favorite was a couple of years, like, when he came back from Peru. We were doing Legion of Skanks, and he was like in the crowd and thought it was gonna be like a big surprise that he's back. He like came back and we were like, "Oh, what's up? I was here."

• 0:54Joe Rogan?

  We're talking about the...

• 0:55Speaker 03

  He was like, "Guys, you haven't seen me in so long." I was like, "I don't see any of my friends."

• 0:57Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, you were saying, like, "I see everybody every six months."

• 1:00Speaker 03

  I forgot you left.

• 1:01Joe Rogan?

  Right. I only see Norman every six months, maybe. Maybe a little more when we get popping with Protect Our Parks.

• 1:09Speaker 03

  It's not the same without them.

• 1:10Joe Rogan?

  I know, it's not.

• 1:13Speaker 03

  I'm still gonna get drunk, but...

• 1:14Joe Rogan?

  It's a little sad, though.

• 1:16Speaker 03

  It's a little more pathetic. I'm drinking by myself.

• 1:21Joe Rogan?

  It's a little more sad. I've had a few drinks. I had a whiskey before a show recently. I had a cup of glass of wine with dinner the other day. But it's the most I've had is two. But the days of like drinking at nights...

• 1:35Speaker 03

  I thought I had you last time we were at the mothership.

• 1:37Joe Rogan?

  The problem is health. I'm too interested in health. I know, that's the problem. It's like, the price you pay is legitimate.

• 1:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:47Joe Rogan?

  And I'm too interested in health. You know, I do too much to stay healthy.

• 1:53Speaker 03

  You work too hard, dude.

• 1:54Joe Rogan?

  You're getting... I'm getting old, dude, right? I'm 58. The reality is, like, when was the last time I saw a really fit 78-year-old guy? 78 years for me is not that far. That's...

• 2:07Speaker 03

  Trump's jacked.

• 2:09Joe Rogan?

  Bro, that's 2005, okay? 2005, when I was still doing Fear Factor. That's 20 years ago. That's nothing. That's like that. Time just flies by. All of a sudden, you're 78.

• 2:22Speaker 03

  You're my age.

• 2:24Joe Rogan?

  Exactly. Damn. Yeah, exactly. How old are you now? I'm, I just turned thirty-eight. Yeah, see? So, think of that. Yeah. That's twenty years difference. You to me is twenty years. But me to like a dead guy is twenty years. Seventy-eight-year-old guy is a dead guy. Yeah, there's the difference. So, I've been consciously thinking about that, like, don't let it get away from you. That's the thing. Don't let it get away from you. Like, look at Jelly Roll. Yeah. Fucking insane, incredible. Yeah. That dude just added decades on to his life. Oh, for sure. Deca- he was on his way out. He was close. He was on his way out. Yeah. Forty, five hundred. Sam Tallon? Forty pounds, yeah. Sam Tallon dropped it too. Did he?

• 3:09Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. How much did he drop? Fucking ton. Oh, no shit, I haven't seen him. Well, I thi- he did, I don't wanna speak for him, I think he took one of the things. He's fine, man. And I was like, man. Whatever you need to do. Bro, just, what are you doing? And he was like, I was gonna die. I was like, alright, fair. Yeah. You get too big and then, he probably has sleep apnea, so he ain't getting any sleep, so at night he's choking. You know, and you're lying in bed in these weird hotel rooms. Yeah. And Sam Ha- Sam Tallon. I'm going out from sleep apnea, for sure, bro. Bro, I have to wear mouthpiece every night. Yeah. I wear a mouthpiece every night. I found a great pillow, too. You think it hurts to die from sleep apnea? Uh, no, you just choke, you stop breathing, and that's it, it's a wrap. Probably doesn't hurt at all.

• 3:52Joe Rogan?

  You probably just go in your sleep. Yeah, so what the fuck? It's not the one of the worst ways to go. What are we talking about here? Listen. Let it ride. The problem is, you're going way too young, it's, you're going because someone's killing you, and that, that someone's you. Yeah, but... See? A lot of football players get it. Yeah, I know, yeah. I think Reggie White died from it. They have giant necks, so the giant neck, when you're adding all this stuff here, it's kinda closing in. And then you got this big fucking head, and this big ass tongue, and it just falls over that hole, and you just slip into darkness.

• 4:26Speaker 04

  Now you're talking my language.

• 4:27Joe Rogan?

  Well, listen, for a lot of those guys, uh, it's all preventable. You know, you could sleep with a sleep apap machine, which sucks.

• 4:34Speaker 04

  Dude, my dad, my dad has a sleep apap machine and he, uh, he doesn't fucking clean it.

• 4:39Joe Rogan?

  Oh, dude, no.

• 4:41Speaker 04

  He gets like, eye infections.

• 4:44Joe Rogan?

  Oh, God.

• 4:45Speaker 04

  You just see him, he shows up with double pink eye, you're like, yo, what the fuck?

• 4:52Joe Rogan?

  Bro, I tried that thing once, one time.

• 4:54Speaker 04

  How do you sleep with that?

• 4:56Joe Rogan?

  Can't, can't do it. I ca- I can't sleep with a lot of noise. I wanna be able to wake up quick. I wake up quick.

• 5:03Speaker 04

  That's funny.

• 5:04Joe Rogan?

  I'm one of those wake up guys, like if my wife grabs me, she, like, if she has to wake me up. She has to, like, be kind of, you know, ready, that I don't grab her. Yeah, I, I don't know why, I've always woken up like that, so I don't want any noise.

• 5:18Speaker 04

  I listen to noise when I sleep, and then I, I have that thought, though, it's like if somebody breaks in.

• 5:22Joe Rogan?

  I wanna hear everything.

• 5:23Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 5:23Joe Rogan?

  Well, this is like, I used to always have a lot of dangerous dogs. I used to have, like, multiple pit bulls.

• 5:30Speaker 04

  I got a mare.

• 5:31Joe Rogan?

  I, uh, yeah.

• 5:34Speaker 04

  Me and him both was sleep apap.

• 5:36Joe Rogan?

  But it's, I wanted, I always wanted things to be awake, that would bark, if like, something was at the door. Like, living by yourself in Hollywood, I never lived in Hollywood, but I lived in North Hollywood, and then I lived in Encino, and then I moved further out. I just kept moving further and further out. I even thought about Santa Barbara. I'm like, why don't I get a big piece of property on Santa Barbara, get the fuck away from everybody? But like, I don't want a machine going.

• 6:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:06Joe Rogan?

  You can't, you're not hearing shit. I would be paranoid. I'd be feeling weird.

• 6:11Speaker 04

  I think when you hit, like, machine time, it's like, dude, I hope someone breaks in here.

• 6:17Speaker 03

  Who gives a fuck?

• 6:21Speaker 03

  You ever, I got, I've gotten sleep apnea, I get sleep apnea when I'm hungover. That's when I get it.

• 6:26Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  Like, uh, and.

• 6:29Joe Rogan?

  Do you sleep on your side?

• 6:30Speaker 03

  I've got it on my planes, I'm waking myself up.

• 6:32Joe Rogan?

  Of course.

• 6:34Speaker 03

  So embarrassing.

• 6:35Joe Rogan?

  I had to wake this dude up, and not wake this dude up, but tell him once, we were, we were on a long flight, like, you're going to Europe or something, and this poor dude was choking so bad, and he sat up, and I said, "Hey man, you have sleep apnea." I go, "Have you ever been tested for sleep apnea?" And he was a younger guy, he was like in his 30s, but real overweight. And I go, "You gotta go get tested." I go, "You legitimately have sleep apnea." I go, "I know, cuz I have it." And I told him, I'm like, "You, you don't breathe for like nine seconds at a time." I watched him. It was crazy.

• 7:06Speaker 03

  I gotta be honest, that's, I mean, don't get me wrong, you did the right thing, but that would, that would bum me out.

• 7:11Joe Rogan?

  Well, he was already friendly with me.

• 7:12Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 7:13Joe Rogan?

  We were already friendly, cuz he was like, "Hey, I love your show."

• 7:15Speaker 03

  Waking up to like a, like a in shape, Jack dude, being like, "You're fat." Yeah, dude, I fucking know.

• 7:21Joe Rogan?

  I have it too, I have it too, I was informing him, I'm telling you, I go, "It changed my life." And I just told him, I go, "I got a mouthpiece that presses down on your tongue, it keeps my tongue from sliding back." It's a game changer. I go, "Dude, you'll feel so much better." Cuz I, I watched you choke.

• 7:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:38Joe Rogan?

  And so he's like, "Oh."

• 7:39Speaker 03

  The mouthpiece is tough though, like, if you're laying with your lady.

• 7:42Joe Rogan?

  Oh, that's a problem.

• 7:42Speaker 03

  You put the mouthpiece in.

• 7:43Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, and she wants to talk.

• 7:44Speaker 03

  Well, hold on a second. All of a sudden, I'm hard. We should probably have sex right now.

• 7:49Joe Rogan?

  Take that mouthpiece out, yeah, you gotta take it out.

• 7:51Speaker 03

  Go, "Hey baby, are you awake?"

• 7:53Joe Rogan?

  It's just, another thing is, uh, mouth tape, you ever try that? Where you breathe it out of your nose?

• 7:58Speaker 03

  I got a deviated septum, I wouldn't.

• 8:00Joe Rogan?

  You should get that fixed, dog.

• 8:02Speaker 03

  I'm never gonna fix anything.

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• 9:10Joe Rogan?

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• 10:35Joe Rogan?

  Directed by Peter Berg, the guy behind Friday Night Lights, and starring Nicholas Galatzine, Bill Skarsgård, Ray Nicholson, and Tom Francis. The Mosquito Bowl, now playing in theaters. Yeah. I had it my whole ups. You just got a nose surgery? Yeah. It was awesome. It was, the result is awesome. I mean, I gained like, instantly gained like 10% cardio. Oh damn. Yeah, because you breathe out of your nose now. I couldn't breathe out of my nose forever. I broke my nose when I was five. I fell down a flight of stairs. And then, uh, it was always crooked, like it's like the bone got, I got fucked. I probably should have went to a doctor, but you know, in the seventies, they just fucking dusted you off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:16Joe Rogan?

  So, and then I broke my nose, who knows how many times after that? Of course. Bunch times. Yeah. The most recent one, in my forties, I got kneed in the face in jujitsu in my, or in my late thirties, rather. I got kneed in the face in jujitsu and it was fucking pouring blood. Doesn't look bad though. No, it's not that bad. It's not flattened too much. Because I really stopped striking mostly when I was like 22, 23. I did a little of it when I came to LA again. I did a little sparring, but not too much. But it's the guys that just keep getting hit in the nose over and over again. This piece of cartilage eventually collapses. And then you get this like flat thing there. Yeah. Which doesn't bother me too much on dudes, but it bums me out when I see it on women fighters.

• 12:01Joe Rogan?

  It really does. It bums me out. And that's so sexist. It does. Bums me out. That's who you, that's who you want to look pretty. I know. You go, well, you look pretty. There's certain fights where women get like really badly cut and I have a really hard time with it.

• 12:19Joe Rogan?

  I know.

• 12:19Speaker 04

  I mean.

• 12:21Joe Rogan?

  I don't have a hard time with dudes.

• 12:22Speaker 04

  It well, it's hard to watch women get beat up.

• 12:24Joe Rogan?

  It is.

• 12:25Speaker 04

  Like the fucking. That Iraq video we were watching.

• 12:28Joe Rogan?

  Oh, Jesus.

• 12:29Speaker 04

  It's hard to watch. What are you doing?

• 12:31Joe Rogan?

  Someone decided it would be a good idea to have a man box a woman. It was maybe some mouthy chick because she was really aggressive, like remember, like even after he knocked her down, she she jumped up. Tried to swing on him even when the referee was holding her back. She was very aggressive, but this dude beat the fucking dog shit out of her.

• 12:51Speaker 04

  She was. She did survive the round.

• 12:53Joe Rogan?

  I guess. Didn't she get knocked down at the end and they stopped it?

• 12:56Speaker 04

  I think that I could be wrong. It looked like the second. He was in his corner.

• 12:59Joe Rogan?

  Well, he was terrible.

• 13:00Speaker 04

  He was terrible.

• 13:01Joe Rogan?

  Good.

• 13:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:02Joe Rogan?

  He wasn't good. It was ridiculous. Also, he could. Yeah, there it is. Don't Jimmy, don't make me watch this. This guy's just, I mean, it looks like he's got some rudimentary technique. He's just kind of swinging punches, but the power difference is just crazy. And anybody who thinks it's not is just fucking delusional. The difference between a man and a woman is so big. Even like a a strong woman like Amanda Nunes, she probably knock out most dudes. But she's not sparring a guy her weight. It's gonna go full blast. It's that's fucked. Even like a big power puncher for a woman is just in comparison. Oh, there. That's the end. That's horrible.

• 13:41Speaker 04

  But I think they were just in like Fallujah, so fuck it.

• 13:44Joe Rogan?

  My friend Tommy used to have a girlfriend that could definitely knock you out. She's did. She knocked me out. Dude, bro, I'm telling you, this girl could could knock a man out. Uh, Tommy was always telling me how hard she hits those punching back things and he's like, let her hit your hand. So I go, okay, I was I put my hand up. Bro, she blasted my hand and I went, whoa. I was like, that is real. I go, that's a real problem. I go, dude, she'll knock you out. Did you not get into an argument with your girlfriend? She's a big lady, not not like overweight, but the strong stout lady. I was shocked. There's girls out there that can flatline you. But not that one.

• 14:20Speaker 04

  Bro, how much would that suck? Are you talking to your girl? You're like, oh, this is my house. I make a.

• 14:26Joe Rogan?

  And she just fucking crack. She collect Cloressa shields you. She just fucking drops bombs on you, tunes you up with a a nice.

• 14:35Speaker 04

  Couple hammer fists on the ground.

• 14:40Joe Rogan?

  Oh, fuck that dude.

• 14:41Speaker 03

  Thank you for talking to a girl and she gets in like a good stance.

• 14:44Joe Rogan?

  Oh my god.

• 14:45Speaker 03

  A boxing stance.

• 14:46Joe Rogan?

  Have you seen that really pretty girl that fights in the PFL? What's her name Dakota Jicheva? I don't know how to say her last name. I don't know, she's from England, I don't know what her ethnicity is. But she is like, most of her fights win by knockout. She's this Muay Thai specialist, but she's pretty. She's real pretty and like slim and slender and she just fucks these girls up.

• 15:09Speaker 03

  That's what it is.

• 15:10Joe Rogan?

  Fucks these girls up. Like combinat- that's her.

• 15:13Speaker 03

  Combination.

• 15:14Joe Rogan?

  De To- say that name, Decheva. Decheva. I don't know, I'm probably butchering it. A lot of those names, you can't really pronounce them the way you read them. Like that trips me up so hard at UFC weigh-ins. Like I have to write everything out phonetically. Just cut, cut to like when she's, yeah, she's tuning up this girl. And she tunes up all these girls. She's nasty, man. Look at that neat body. And she's pretty. She's pretty, she's got a nice body. If you saw her at a club, you would, you would say, wow, she looks really fit. Like maybe she's a CrossFitter or something. Yeah.

• 15:49Speaker 03

  Try to hug her, you get put in the clinch, fucking elbow.

• 15:53Joe Rogan?

  Just fucks you up. Yeah. But that video's wrong. The video in Iraq is just wrong. Don't do that. Don't do that to that poor lady. That lady got a lifetime worth of brain damage that day.

• 16:04Speaker 03

  She must have been talking so much shit that the whole, everybody agreed to it?

• 16:08Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 16:08Speaker 03

  Everyone agreed.

• 16:09Joe Rogan?

  There's ladies like that out there, just like there's guys like that out there.

• 16:12Speaker 03

  For sure.

• 16:13Joe Rogan?

  I've seen a lot of videos of guys just walking into a boxing gym. For fucking, hey, I'm a fucking street fighter, they have no skills. And some guy just fucking talks shit to him while he's beating the brakes off of him.

• 16:24Speaker 03

  You can always tell though, just the way they move their feet.

• 16:27Joe Rogan?

  Oh yeah.

• 16:28Speaker 03

  Like, kind of like on the balls of their, like jumping around a little. Every punch they throw, they leave their feet.

• 16:34Joe Rogan?

  During the old days of martial arts, they used to, people would just show up at your gym and say they want to spar the best people there. It would happen all the time.

• 16:41Speaker 03

  How, what years are these?

• 16:43Joe Rogan?

  The eighties.

• 16:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's because they were putting out those fucking sick ass karate movies.

• 16:48Speaker 03

  Every single dude was like, hold on a second. Is that me? Am I Jean-Claude Van Damme?

• 16:53Joe Rogan?

  I am that guy. But there's a lot of like probably schizophrenics and delusional people.

• 16:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course.

• 16:57Joe Rogan?

  They'd show up at a karate school and just get fucked up. It's horrible.

• 17:02Speaker 04

  Having a manic episode, be like, I'm about to throw a roundhouse kick.

• 17:06Joe Rogan?

  Horrible, horrible.

• 17:08Speaker 04

  Oh, man, getting tuned up while you're having a mental break down.

• 17:12Joe Rogan?

  You're in the middle of a full schizophrenic break, you're seeing elves and shit.

• 17:17Speaker 04

  There's that fucking elf right there, he's in the gym.

• 17:19Joe Rogan?

  There's a dragon hiding behind the corridor, you just get punched in the face.

• 17:24Speaker 04

  Fight Nate guy.

• 17:24Joe Rogan?

  Hold on, the fucking dragon's talking to me.

• 17:28Speaker 04

  He's got a trainer, it's a dragon.

• 17:31Joe Rogan?

  Can you imagine being schizophrenic? Imagine just seeing a world that's totally different than the world everybody sees. Cause your, your whatever is all fucked up. And so you're just seeing things that aren't there.

• 17:40Speaker 04

  No.

• 17:41Joe Rogan?

  Making connections that aren't real.

• 17:43Speaker 04

  And you don't know.

• 17:45Joe Rogan?

  Kurt Mansker.

• 17:46Speaker 04

  Mansker's fired up, Mansker's fired up. He'll get you.

• 17:50Joe Rogan?

  Mansker's got a touch.

• 17:51Speaker 04

  He got me at the holiday party, he got me.

• 17:53Joe Rogan?

  He's got a touch of the skits.

• 17:54Speaker 04

  He's fired up, dude.

• 17:56Joe Rogan?

  Bro, he is an encyclopedia of conspiracies.

• 18:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:02Joe Rogan?

  You just draw, go back to, remember that thing in the seventies? Oh, yeah!

• 18:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:06Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah, that thing!

• 18:07Speaker 04

  He'll get it immediately, and he'll tell you more than you know.

• 18:09Joe Rogan?

  He'll tell you too much.

• 18:10Speaker 04

  He also talks about conspiracies with complete, oh, you didn't know this?

• 18:14Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that's the best.

• 18:15Speaker 04

  There's never like, there's a theory.

• 18:16Joe Rogan?

  Oh, you didn't know?

• 18:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:18Joe Rogan?

  And he gets over you, cause he's such a goon, he like looms over you, he's this big fucking dude, these giant eyebrows.

• 18:24Speaker 04

  He's so fucking funny. He's so funny. He's unbelievably funny.

• 18:29Joe Rogan?

  He's such a character. Like, you couldn't make a dude like that in a movie. People, that's too over the top.

• 18:35Speaker 04

  No, he's, his, his comedy is, like, my favorite.

• 18:39Joe Rogan?

  He's great. He's a really great, like, he does the Jimmy Dore Show, and he just jumps in with shit, jumps in, it's always like, I'm always like, watching this very serious thing, what the fuck? What the fuck, Mansker?

• 18:52Speaker 04

  Mansker, he's come over to my house a couple of times, he likes White Claws, he drinks White Claws.

• 18:56Joe Rogan?

  Brings his own.

• 18:57Speaker 04

  And then he gets going.

• 18:58Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, he always shows up in the green room with two White Claws in between his fingers.

• 19:02Speaker 04

  Always two White Claws. He's a two White Claw man. It's a good move.

• 19:07Joe Rogan?

  He's such a character. He's always been that guy too. He's so fun.

• 19:10Speaker 03

  I had the worst, one of the most embarrassing interactions with him. He just put out, uh, White Precious, which was one of my favorite specials ever. And then I saw him in LA, cause I, I was opening for like Big Jay at the store. And Metzger was there and I was like, okay, I'm gonna try to talk to Kurt. This is a big moment for me. And I was like, so do you think, when do you think your next special is? He was like, I don't fucking know dude. Just walked away. And I was like, fuck, I blew it.

• 19:39Speaker 03

  There's so many of those. So many I wish I could take back.

• 19:42Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, the meeting people for the first time, being like, super awkward, or...

• 19:47Speaker 03

  Oh, Attell got me with a terrible one. I've talked about it before, but I walked outside of the cellar. I just had a good set, like I was feeling good. And he was smoking a cigarette. And I was like, can I get one of those cigarettes? And he was like, no. Just walked right back inside. Fuck.

• 20:06Joe Rogan?

  He thought you were gonna bond. Meanwhile, he only had four left.

• 20:09Speaker 03

  Yeah. He likes fucking with people.

• 20:11Joe Rogan?

  How is he still alive? Like, he does nothing to take care of himself. How much, how many cigarettes does Dave smoke?

• 20:18Speaker 03

  He smokes a lot of cigarettes.

• 20:19Joe Rogan?

  He's, he is alive through pure laughter.

• 20:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:22Joe Rogan?

  The amount of laughter he generates keeps his tissue excited.

• 20:25Speaker 03

  I was, I was so lucky to just be like, cause they would always put me with him at the end of the night. So I got to watch him for a few years. And it was like my favorite thing.

• 20:35Joe Rogan?

  Oh, he's one of the best ever.

• 20:37Speaker 03

  But if I, he, he just would make fun of me. He'd see me in the room and be like, oh, Shane must have had a good set. He's hanging out. Shane, where were you born? On the corner of AR and 15?

• 20:48Speaker 03

  He's so good.

• 20:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, but yeah, he fucking really makes fun of you.

• 20:54Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:54Speaker 03

  You stand in the doorway and he's like, look at you, you fat piece of...

• 20:57Joe Rogan?

  I love what he does. He'll do a show and then he'll bring his opening acts on, on, on the stage at the end of the show. And just riff and just shit on them. Like Ian?

• 21:07Speaker 03

  It's hard, it's impossible to keep up.

• 21:08Joe Rogan?

  Bro, Ian just gets, Ian finds...

• 21:09Speaker 03

  Ian's good at it.

• 21:10Joe Rogan?

  He is, but he gets just steamrolled.

• 21:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course.

• 21:13Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 21:13Speaker 03

  He like knows Dave enough to like know what he's looking for with the answer. I don't. So I'd be in the room and he'd be like, Shane, you look like a sex toy guy. What type of sex toys do you like? I'd be like, uh, vibrators. He'd be like, oh, good answer. Fuck, I don't know.

• 21:30Joe Rogan?

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• 21:35Speaker 03

  It's so bad.

• 21:36Joe Rogan?

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• 23:01Joe Rogan?

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• 23:09Speaker 03

  Yeah. I sent, uh, I opened for Burt Kreischer in helium. And then, helium filling, it was the first time I ever middled. And I was like, that was a good show. I should, and he, you know, he was drunk after the show and he was like, you should open for me. And I was like, fuck yeah. I'm gonna email this guy. I emailed him like five times. The first email was like, I think you and me mesh together. We should, it was brutal. So then I'm talking, me and Stan Hope were talking to him about it. This fucker still has the same email account. So he brought it up. He read the email in front of me 10 years later.

• 23:45Joe Rogan?

  How does he still have the same email account for 10 years?

• 23:49Speaker 03

  God, that would be... You got any of those?

• 23:52Joe Rogan?

  What?

• 23:52Speaker 03

  Like when you were a young comic, just seeing somebody?

• 23:54Joe Rogan?

  Well, there's no emails back then.

• 23:55Speaker 03

  No, no, no, but I mean, just like saying something that you...

• 24:00Joe Rogan?

  Nothing too bad. One time at MTV, Jon Stewart was having a meeting with this executive. And I just met Jon Stewart, like, the first time. And, uh, so I went in to say hi. I went in to say hi to the lady, and Jon Stewart was there, and I remember saying hi to him, like, oh, hi. And then I remember, I went, I go, wow, you got a great view. I looked out the window and I knocked something over. Like, a fucking statue or some shit. Then I had to grab it, pick it up, it didn't break, and I put it back. I'm like, alright, I'll just get out of here. I just felt like such a fucking clumsy dork. Cause I had to look out the, I had to say something nice, like, wow, you got a great view.

• 24:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:39Joe Rogan?

  Knocked this fucking thing over and just like, oh, no.

• 24:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, knocking something over, that, like, why did I go back there to look?

• 24:46Joe Rogan?

  If I just said hi in the main room area, everything would be fine.

• 24:50Speaker 03

  Man, that guy was cool.

• 24:50Joe Rogan?

  That guy was cool. No, he had to go to the window. Knocked, uh, that bro that haunted me for years. I had to think about that knocking that stu-, I don't even remember what it was I knocked over, but I remember going, oh, no.

• 25:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's terrible. I had one, uh, I went to see Soder's, he filmed one of his Comedy Central specials in Philly. And I had just done a showcase with him in New York. Like, I was like, really excited that I did a show at the stand. Cause I, it was like the first time I ever did it, and he was on the lineup. So we're standing in line, and I was like, you think I should just tell these people that I just did a show with this guy? And my friends were like, what the fuck are you talking about? And I was like, dude, I'll kill myself. Like, right away, I was like, I'm so sorry. You think I should tell, like, the people, the security, that I just did a show with him? Oh.

• 25:43Joe Rogan?

  It's funny.

• 25:43Speaker 03

  It's really embarrassing.

• 25:44Joe Rogan?

  It's, it is embarrassing now, because now you're just like, totally friends with all these guys. It's totally normal. That's what's weird. Like, if I see Jon Stewart now, I give him a hug, like, hey, what's up, dude? It's like, it's totally normal. He's just a person. When you see someone that you've seen on TV, like, when you're young, it's weird.

• 26:03Speaker 03

  It is.

• 26:04Joe Rogan?

  Takes a long time for it stops being weird, too.

• 26:06Speaker 03

  That's why it's like, when people come up to me and do the same thing I used to do. So I'm always like, it's alright. You know what I mean? Like, the first time I met Norman in List, it was after a show, and I was standing next to him, and I was like, you guys, it's funny, you guys sound just the same as you do on podcasts, I listen to you guys' podcasts. They're like, who the fuck are you?

• 26:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's brutal.

• 26:30Joe Rogan?

  I mean, there's no way to be comfortable. How can you be? You have to go through it. If you don't go through it, you're not gonna be comfortable. You're gonna be weirded out. There's no way around it.

• 26:40Speaker 03

  You want him to be your friend.

• 26:42Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah.

• 26:42Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? You want him to like you. They have no idea who you are. You're like standing next to him.

• 26:46Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:48Joe Rogan?

  And then it gets, you know, there's levels of weirdness. You know, like sometimes I'll be, I mean, here talking to someone, I'm like, that's fucking Quentin Tarantino. Like, how weird is this? I mean, sitting here talking to Quentin, like, there's certain guys that never stop being weird.

• 27:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:03Joe Rogan?

  It's like always stays a little weird because they're so famous.

• 27:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, mine's always athletes. It's always an athlete that I didn't think was gonna make me feel that way.

• 27:13Joe Rogan?

  That's interesting. Well, you know how special they are.

• 27:15Speaker 03

  Aaron Judge from the Yankees got me.

• 27:17Joe Rogan?

  Yeah?

• 27:17Speaker 03

  I couldn't even talk. It was fucking recent. It was crazy. He's handed, he was hitting batting practice for Phillies Yankees. And he saw me. I didn't know he knew who I was. And he like looked over before he like was entering the cage and he was like, "What's up?" And I was like, "Oh, shit."

• 27:34Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 27:35Speaker 03

  And then he got done and he walked over. He's like, "What are you doing back there, big man?" And I was like, "Oh, dude, uh." You were hitting him. Oh, yeah. He's a horse, dude.

• 27:44Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it's a big fella.

• 27:45Speaker 03

  You have no idea. I was, uh, full panic in that.

• 27:48Joe Rogan?

  That's funny.

• 27:49Speaker 03

  Full panic. And then I think, yeah, that was the day me and my buddies did, uh, nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine innings.

• 27:55Joe Rogan?

  Geez.

• 27:56Speaker 03

  O'Connor had nine, seven hot dogs before the first bit. And then he passed out. He didn't have any beer. He fell asleep for a whole game.

• 28:05Joe Rogan?

  Just from the hot dogs?

• 28:06Speaker 03

  Seven hot dogs.

• 28:08Speaker 03

  And we were with my buddy H Foley and he was getting other food. He's a big fucking guy.

• 28:13Joe Rogan?

  Other than the nine hot dogs?

• 28:14Speaker 03

  Nine hot dogs was the challenge.

• 28:15Joe Rogan?

  And then other food?

• 28:16Speaker 03

  I watched him get a fucking cheesesteak. And nine hot dogs.

• 28:20Joe Rogan?

  How? How big is he?

• 28:22Speaker 03

  He's as big as, he's a big fuck.

• 28:23Joe Rogan?

  Big as it gets?

• 28:24Speaker 03

  I was about to say. I feel bad. I love him. But for real, he's,

• 28:29Joe Rogan?

  Geez.

• 28:30Speaker 03

  He's about as funny as it gets, though, too.

• 28:32Joe Rogan?

  Nine hot dogs and a cheesesteak is crazy. That's a lot of volume. Just like the sheer mass of it all. You know?

• 28:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was terrible.

• 28:41Joe Rogan?

  You know that feeling that you get when you eat like a giant meal and then you look at yourself sideways in the mirror? You're like, oh my god, I'm fucking pregnant.

• 28:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, every, did it last night.

• 28:51Joe Rogan?

  All those plates stacked up on top of each other. Lately, I've been doing this one meal a day thing, like the last few days. I don't think I'm gonna stick with it. Today, I kinda cheated. I had a little bit of fruit. But, so last night, I went to, uh, the, uh...

• 29:06Speaker 04

  If I had a little bit of fruit, I'd be like, I'm, I'm the beacon of health. It's crazy I had fucking fruit today.

• 29:13Joe Rogan?

  You don't eat any fruit?

• 29:14Speaker 04

  No.

• 29:15Joe Rogan?

  No vitamins?

• 29:16Speaker 04

  I, I take vitamins.

• 29:17Joe Rogan?

  You take vitamins? What are you taking?

• 29:20Speaker 04

  Uh, right now, just D, B, and C.

• 29:22Joe Rogan?

  Okay.

• 29:23Speaker 04

  And I got some Zankin magnesium in there.

• 29:25Joe Rogan?

  You should go to Ways Well and you know what they'll do?

• 29:27Speaker 04

  They gave me some shit.

• 29:28Joe Rogan?

  But they'll give you one based on your blood profile.

• 29:31Speaker 04

  They did.

• 29:31Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they'll mix it for you.

• 29:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:33Joe Rogan?

  Oh, it's the best.

• 29:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's great.

• 29:34Joe Rogan?

  You don't have to think.

• 29:35Speaker 04

  Yeah. I went to Ways Well, fully going, I have to have diabetes. The fucking, as soon as they took my blood, there was like four days from when I got the results. I was in the green room talking to Simpson. I was like, dude, there had to be symptoms, right? He was like, no. I just have diabetes. I was like, fuck, I definitely have diabetes. Nothing. It was a good result.

• 29:56Joe Rogan?

  That is a good result.

• 29:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:57Joe Rogan?

  That's great. That liver is a motherfucker, dude.

• 30:00Speaker 04

  Couldn't believe it.

• 30:00Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, your liver...

• 30:01Speaker 04

  Your liver's alright.

• 30:02Joe Rogan?

  Your liver's a motherfucker. You know what? It gets workouts.

• 30:05Speaker 04

  I think the...

• 30:06Joe Rogan?

  It gets workouts.

• 30:06Speaker 04

  True, it's jacked.

• 30:07Joe Rogan?

  Right? Your liver's jacked. If you think about it, look. If you're running all the time, look, running one time until your heart explodes is not good for you. Right? We all agree. You get a heart attack, you die. That's not good. Drinking yourself to death one time is not good for you.

• 30:21Speaker 04

  No.

• 30:21Joe Rogan?

  Definitely not. But running every day, a little bit, couple miles, you get in shape.

• 30:27Speaker 04

  I think this is wrong, but I like where you're going.

• 30:29Joe Rogan?

  You know what I'm going with this? Like a little bit of whiskey, a little bit of booze, some drinking every day.

• 30:35Speaker 04

  Toughen that fuck up.

• 30:36Joe Rogan?

  Your, your liver's ready to go. Your liver's like a marathon runner. Right?

• 30:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, you'd think.

• 30:42Joe Rogan?

  Well, it's like, that's why you have the tolerance you have, clearly. Right? Because...

• 30:46Speaker 04

  Uh, tolerance comes from just light beer.

• 30:48Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 30:49Speaker 04

  For real. If you get me, if I take two shots, I'm like, I gotta go home. It's crazy.

• 30:54Joe Rogan?

  Stan Hope does that too. He just sips light beer.

• 30:57Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 30:57Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, he moved it. He went through a cocktail phase. I don't know where he's at right now.

• 31:00Speaker 04

  He, when I was with him, he was fully on, uh... Like white Russians.

• 31:05Joe Rogan?

  Okay, yeah. Cocktail face.

• 31:07Speaker 04

  Fucking getting after it.

• 31:08Joe Rogan?

  He gets after it, still. After all these years.

• 31:11Speaker 04

  He was doing good, last time I saw him.

• 31:12Joe Rogan?

  Oh, he's great.

• 31:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 31:13Joe Rogan?

  I heard he crushed at Skank Fest.

• 31:15Speaker 04

  He murdered.

• 31:16Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, Tony said that he watched his set and he said he was just cl- Tony said he was just going like this in the background. Doug's always been one of the best. And he's like, that's him. Like, he's not putting on an act. That's genuinely him, 24/7 with his stupid suits on and just thinking everything is hilarious and hanging out with a army of idiots. Like, there's so many fucking dudes that are like him. They're all doing ridiculous shit and-

• 31:42Speaker 04

  I, yeah, when I was living there, it was just me and them.

• 31:45Joe Rogan?

  Oh my god.

• 31:45Speaker 04

  I was the only guy that was like-

• 31:46Joe Rogan?

  What the fuck?

• 31:47Speaker 04

  Boys. These guys are all like 50 and 60.

• 31:51Joe Rogan?

  Hey man. You gotta admire it. No doctors, fuck this, we're riding this thing until the wheels fall off.

• 31:58Speaker 04

  Bingo was doing good, too.

• 31:59Joe Rogan?

  That's great.

• 32:00Speaker 04

  Everything. It was nice to see.

• 32:03Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, because when we were doing that end of the world podcast one time, that's when Bingo fell. Oh, it's so scary, man. Hitting your head is so scary. Speaking of hitting your head, what do you think is Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua fight? That's tonight.

• 32:15Speaker 04

  That is tonight.

• 32:16Joe Rogan?

  You gonna watch it?

• 32:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm definitely gonna watch it.

• 32:18Joe Rogan?

  Where you watching it?

• 32:19Speaker 04

  I don't know. I got a lot, we got a lot tonight. We got Alabama, Oklahoma.

• 32:23Joe Rogan?

  Oh, okay.

• 32:24Speaker 04

  College football playoffs. What else we got, Jamo? Just that? Alright.

• 32:29Joe Rogan?

  That's all great.

• 32:29Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:30Joe Rogan?

  I can't get excited about that.

• 32:32Speaker 04

  Huge thing.

• 32:33Joe Rogan?

  I can't get excited about that while Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua are fighting. I'm very excited about this.

• 32:39Speaker 04

  If Anthony Joshua doesn't take it easy, this should be-

• 32:42Joe Rogan?

  How can he take it easy? The whole world is watching. There's not a chance he's gonna make it look like this guy can box with him.

• 32:49Speaker 04

  Can you imagine if Jake?

• 32:51Joe Rogan?

  If he flatlines him?

• 32:52Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 32:53Joe Rogan?

  What if he steps in and just right power bombs him right on the chin and Joshua's legs go out?

• 33:00Joe Rogan?

  And he goes down.

• 33:01Speaker 04

  It'd be the saddest. It'd be sad.

• 33:03Joe Rogan?

  Not for Jake Paul.

• 33:05Speaker 04

  Of course, that'd be awesome. I'm saying for Anthony Joshua, who's like, who was like, gonna be the guy.

• 33:11Speaker 06

  Destroy some sports books also, apparently.

• 33:14Speaker 04

  What are those odds?

• 33:14Speaker 06

  They'd lose a hundred million dollars or something, I think.

• 33:17Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 33:18Speaker 04

  That's where.

• 33:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, there's a lot of people betting on the Jake Paul underdog right now.

• 33:23Joe Rogan?

  There's people betting on him?

• 33:24Speaker 06

  Yeah, cuz he's got, it's plus 650. You're making six times the money you put in.

• 33:28Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but what are the odds, really? What are the odds, really? I know that's the, I literally said, what are the odds to the odds?

• 33:37Joe Rogan?

  But I mean, if you're gonna.

• 33:38Speaker 04

  Well, Vegas.

• 33:39Joe Rogan?

  It's like 99% in my eyes, that Anthony Joshua either wins a decision or stops him. This is because he is a two-time, it's not saying Jake Paul's not a good boxer, he's a real good boxer. He's like, very underrated. But he's a two-time heavyweight world champion. He's like, one of the fucking scariest guys in the division. Lightning fast punches. 245 fucking pounds. He's huge. He's way bigger, way more skilled.

• 34:07Speaker 04

  He's like a foot taller. What's the height difference? I saw him at the weigh-in.

• 34:10Joe Rogan?

  I think he's five inches taller, four or five inches taller. But the point is, he's one of the best heavyweight boxers alive.

• 34:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:17Joe Rogan?

  And Jake Paul is a guy that is, you know, very impressive. For a guy beating up Ben Askren and knocking out Tyron Woodley, very impressive. There's levels. Knocking out Mike Perry, very impressive. There's levels. This is, this is a crazy jump.

• 34:32Speaker 04

  That's why it's, I think the, the only reason the odds are not 40 to 1 is.

• 34:37Joe Rogan?

  People suspect shenanigans.

• 34:39Speaker 04

  Shenanigans.

• 34:40Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. They suspect shenanigans.

• 34:42Speaker 04

  But, a first round.

• 34:44Joe Rogan?

  If they come out and fucking circle each other like pro wrestling and grab the ropes, we're gonna be like, no. You motherfuckers.

• 34:51Speaker 04

  When Nate fought him, that was great.

• 34:53Joe Rogan?

  Well, listen, that's another fight. Look, Nate, no disrespect to Nate, but Nate fought his career at 155 pounds, for the most part. Couple fights at 170.

• 35:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:02Joe Rogan?

  You know, a very good boxer for MMA. But Jake Paul had his hands full and Nate had, Nate had a bad shoulder.

• 35:09Speaker 04

  Those later rounds.

• 35:09Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 35:10Speaker 04

  The late rounds, Nate started.

• 35:12Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 35:14Joe Rogan?

  Paul, seven to one underdog, had attracted eighty-two percent of the bets and ninety percent of the money that had been wagered on DraftKings on the winner.

• 35:22Speaker 03

  What?

• 35:24Joe Rogan?

  A Paul upset would result in nearly a hundred million dollar loss for the sportsbook.

• 35:30Joe Rogan?

  Imagine if Jake Paul just hated DraftKings and they made a deal with Anthony Joshua.

• 35:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:37Joe Rogan?

  It's like, let's bankrupt these motherfuckers.

• 35:39Speaker 03

  I'll give you a hundred mil.

• 35:40Joe Rogan?

  Let's bankrupt these motherfuckers. We're gonna bet it all on me. I mean, that's like a Guy Ritchie movie.

• 35:45Speaker 03

  It is.

• 35:45Joe Rogan?

  You know?

• 35:46Speaker 03

  It's, but that's the other thing, cuz I saw Anthony, no disrespect to Anthony Joshua, but I saw, what fight was it recent, like a year or two ago where he grabbed the mic after and started giving a fucking crazy speech?

• 35:58Joe Rogan?

  Oh, I don't remember that. He did?

• 36:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, he gave a little weird, after he lost, he like, oh wait, was it, uh, Ukrainian?

• 36:07Joe Rogan?

  Daniel Dubois?

• 36:08Speaker 03

  Was he?

• 36:08Joe Rogan?

  Oh, Usyk?

• 36:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:09Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, what did he say?

• 36:10Speaker 03

  It was just kind of a weird thing to do after you lose to grab the mic and talk to the crowd and...

• 36:15Joe Rogan?

  Well, I think it was in his hometown.

• 36:17Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 36:18Joe Rogan?

  Wasn't it? Wasn't it in London?

• 36:21Speaker 03

  Definitely wasn't in fucking Usyk's.

• 36:25Speaker 03

  No, I'm not making fun of the war.

• 36:27Joe Rogan?

  No, but yeah, exactly. Who the fuck's gonna travel there to see a fight?

• 36:32Joe Rogan?

  I think, um, that's probably why. You know, in, in England, they like a loser who keeps his chin up, like a guy who loses.

• 36:41Speaker 03

  That's why I do well.

• 36:42Joe Rogan?

  They like a respectable winner, you know, who's respectable and shows good sportsmanship and, and then good character after it's over.

• 36:50Speaker 03

  I could be wrong. I just remember thinking it was odd and, uh...

• 36:53Joe Rogan?

  It's probably a cultural thing.

• 36:54Speaker 06

  He left the ring and came back. And then they shook and then, I don't know what he said.

• 36:59Joe Rogan?

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• 38:35Speaker 03

  Let's hear it, he grabs the mic.

• 38:36Joe Rogan?

  Here.

• 38:41Speaker 07

  Let's give him a round of applause. Oh, man. So that's just emotion. Wait, wait, I'm talking.

• 38:51Speaker 03

  Has a flag on his back.

• 38:52Speaker 07

  Sorry, guys. Look, if you knew my story, you would understand the passion. I ain't no amateur boxer from five years old. That was an elite prospect from a youth, bro. I was going to jail. I see some hyperical youths in Redding jail. I got bail and I started training. Because if I got sentenced, I wanted to be able to fight. I bust my case. My cousin Benga, where's he at? G40, raise your hand. I'm stealing this, too, so. I never saw this.

• 39:23Speaker 03

  He might take a dive, bro. He's a wild motherfucker.

• 39:26Speaker 07

  Guys, I'm telling you, this guy to beat me tonight, maybe I could have done better. But it shows the levels of hard work he must have put in. So please, give him a round of applause as our heavyweight champion of the world.

• 39:40Joe Rogan?

  It's a little odd.

• 39:41Speaker 03

  It's odd.

• 39:42Joe Rogan?

  He's still going.

• 39:43Speaker 03

  I will say this, I don't, you know, he just got in a fight.

• 39:47Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 39:47Speaker 03

  I used to cry whenever I got in a fight. So, I can't, I can't judge anyone. I would have given this, dudes give that speech every time they lose a street fight. Every single time, they stand up, they go, "Let's get a beer together, dude. This guy's a fucking man." You know?

• 40:02Joe Rogan?

  Right, a little bit.

• 40:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:04Joe Rogan?

  But, that, it is a little weird. It's definitely weird. But there's some dudes, they just want to get the mic, they just want to start talking.

• 40:12Speaker 03

  I hear you.

• 40:12Joe Rogan?

  You know?

• 40:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:13Joe Rogan?

  There are dudes. There's like, some dudes that I have to interview in the UFC, and the UFC's like, "Last question, stop, no more questions, we gotta cut," because like, they gotta cut to commercial.

• 40:22Speaker 03

  I like those, though.

• 40:24Joe Rogan?

  Oh, some of them are great.

• 40:25Speaker 03

  I like when the guy grabs the mic and just starts screaming.

• 40:27Joe Rogan?

  Some of them are great. Some of them are great. Chael Sonnen fucking mastered it.

• 40:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:31Joe Rogan?

  He was the first guy. He was the first guy to figure it out. He was the first guy to figure out how to cut like, a pro wrestling type promo in, inside the cage. Like, "Anderson Silva, you absolutely suck." And everybody's like, "What is going on here?" He's the greatest of all time.

• 40:48Speaker 03

  He's so funny.

• 40:49Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it was, Chael was awesome at it.

• 40:51Speaker 03

  Who's funnier than him? McGregor, McGregor was up there.

• 40:54Joe Rogan?

  McGregor was really funny. McGregor took shit talking to a whole new level.

• 40:57Speaker 03

  Yes. But I feel like Chael was...

• 40:59Joe Rogan?

  But Chael opened the fucking door.

• 41:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:02Joe Rogan?

  He's the OG. He's the OG of MMA shit talking for sure. And still like, the most clever at it. You know, he's very clever.

• 41:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, the fucking, the Brazilians thing in a bus was a horse.

• 41:14Speaker 03

  So fucking funny.

• 41:15Joe Rogan?

  He tried to feed it a carrot.

• 41:16Speaker 03

  It's like a good, it's a good bit, dude.

• 41:23Joe Rogan?

  He's quite a character, man. He's quite a fucking character.

• 41:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, McGregor's shit talk, yeah, the "Who the fuck is that guy?" His current shit talk's my favorite.

• 41:32Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 41:32Speaker 03

  I love what he's up to. Fucking "Iliata Toro."

• 41:36Joe Rogan?

  Do you think he's gonna fight?

• 41:38Speaker 03

  They call him.

• 41:39Joe Rogan?

  He keeps talk- he keeps talking about making it to the White House. But I just.

• 41:45Speaker 03

  I hope he gets to the White House. I'm gonna do my best to go to that fight.

• 41:47Joe Rogan?

  I hope that's- I hope he does that and that's it.

• 41:50Speaker 03

  I'm not saying anything.

• 41:50Joe Rogan?

  And the Michael Chandler one is a good one. That's a smart- that's a funny one. It's a marketable one because everybody knows they were supposed to fight years ago and they did the Ultimate Fighter together. And also Chandler's still fucking dangerous as shit. He's not washed.

• 42:04Speaker 03

  Not at all.

• 42:04Joe Rogan?

  He's not in his prime, but he's like thirty-eight or thirty-nine years old now.

• 42:08Speaker 03

  He'll go wild in that fight.

• 42:09Joe Rogan?

  He's a dangerous guy. He's crazy fit, too.

• 42:12Speaker 03

  And he loves America, dude. Get him in front of the fucking White House.

• 42:15Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah.

• 42:15Speaker 03

  He's gonna cry after the fight. Yeah, he'll go nuts.

• 42:18Joe Rogan?

  And he will do everything within his power to try to beat Connor.

• 42:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm gonna not- not say anything bad about Trump until that fight.

• 42:26Joe Rogan?

  Daaah.

• 42:26Speaker 03

  I need to be at that fight. Then I'm gonna go, "Yo, that fucking bullshit tweet, that sucked."

• 42:31Joe Rogan?

  Bro, look what Mam Donnie called him, a fascist, and he had him in the Oval Office. And did you see that?

• 42:36Speaker 03

  True.

• 42:36Joe Rogan?

  And he's like, "You said..." Donald Trump- he's like, "It's okay. Just go ahead and say it. Just say it."

• 42:41Speaker 03

  Bro.

• 42:42Joe Rogan?

  He didn't care.

• 42:42Speaker 03

  I hate to get on Trump's stuff, but have you seen the plaques?

• 42:45Joe Rogan?

  No. I heard about it.

• 42:49Joe Rogan?

  So his plaque's under everybody's name?

• 42:51Speaker 03

  He's kinda trashing every other president.

• 42:54Joe Rogan?

  And what is he- he trashes them all?

• 42:57Speaker 03

  He- the Clinton one I read, he ki- he talks about Andrew Jackson. I saw the Andrew Jackson and Clinton ones. The Clinton one is like, basically like he kinda got lucky with the economy because of the fucking tech boom. Also then at the end he's like, "And then his wife tried to run against Donald Trump and lost."

• 43:16Joe Rogan?

  That's a plaque?

• 43:24Joe Rogan?

  Huh. Does it really say he got lucky? Like, who's writing these things? He's not writing them. Sleepy Joe Biden. Sleepy Joe Biden, it says that?

• 43:33Speaker 06

  President of American history.

• 43:34Joe Rogan?

  Oh my god, he is writing it. Oh, no, no. Let me read it from the top. This is so crazy. This- that this is underneath a photo in the White House is so crazy.

• 43:50Joe Rogan?

  Look at this. Sleepy Joe Biden was by far the worst president in American history.

• 43:55Speaker 04

  This is so crazy.

• 43:57Joe Rogan?

  Taking office as a result of most corrupt election ever seen in the United States. Biden oversaw a series of unprecedented disasters. What's the matter, James?

• 44:06Speaker 06

  Elections capitalized? Weird.

• 44:07Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it is weird. Unprecedented disasters that brought our nation to the brink of destruction. His policies caused the highest inflation ever recorded, leading the US dollar to lose more than 20% of its value in four years. His green news scams surrendered American energy dominance and by abolishing the southern border, Biden let 21 million people from all over the world pour into the United States, including from prisons, jails, mental institutions, and insane asylums. Isn't that like, he said two things that are the same thing. For both of them.

• 44:42Speaker 03

  Jails, prisons.

• 44:43Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, mental institutions, insane asylums. His Afghanistan disaster was amongst the most humiliating events in American history and resulted in the murder of 13 brave American service members, which many others gravely wounded. Seeing, with many others gravely wounded, what's wrong with me? Seeing Biden's devastating weakness, Russia invaded Ukraine and Hamas terrorists launched their heinous October 7th attack on Israel. This is crazy. Nicknamed both Sleepy and Crooked by you.

• 45:19Joe Rogan?

  Nicknamed, like the whole public got together, I got a name for this guy. Was dominated by his radical left handlers. Look how radical left is in caps, too. They and their allies in the fake news media attempted to cover up his severe mental decline.

• 45:38Joe Rogan?

  And unprecedented use of Autopen. This is so crazy. You shouldn't be allowed to do this, right? It should be like historians say this guy was president from ba ba ba to ba ba ba.

• 45:52Speaker 03

  Does it say Donald Trump saved America?

• 45:55Joe Rogan?

  Despite all, President Trump would get reelected in a landslide and save America in all caps. That's a plaque in the White House.

• 46:04Speaker 03

  He's not beating the dictator charges. This is like an African dictator.

• 46:09Joe Rogan?

  This is crazy.

• 46:11Speaker 06

  I think they're changing the name of the Kennedy Center to the Trump Kennedy Center.

• 46:14Joe Rogan?

  Oh, boy.

• 46:18Joe Rogan?

  Somebody needs to tell him, like, hey, this is not good. You can't do that. Because then other people could do that, too. And then the White House stops being the White House. And it becomes whoever's in its house, where he could just go crazy and say everybody else is a crook.

• 46:36Speaker 04

  I don't think anyone's gonna do what he's doing. I don't think there's, I mean, look, of course, of course.

• 46:43Joe Rogan?

  The problem is, it opens up the door for someone on the left to do their version of it.

• 46:48Speaker 04

  Who, who's gonna be the Democrat, who's next? Fucking Gavin Newsom? He's not gonna fucking put up a plaque.

• 46:53Joe Rogan?

  Of course he would, of course he would. He copies everything that Trump does. He even tries to talk like Trump on Twitter. You don't think that he would put up plaques that talk about how corrupt Trump was? And about how terrible, and he was quoted as lying over 5,000 times by Washington Post, you know?

• 47:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, but he doesn't have to put up a plaque. That'll just be everywhere.

• 47:12Joe Rogan?

  I mean, but he could put that under his photo, though. Like, that's never been a thing that people did before.

• 47:17Speaker 04

  For sure.

• 47:18Joe Rogan?

  Right? I mean, I'm guessing, what was it before?

• 47:21Speaker 06

  Here he added that Ronald Reagan was a fan of President Trump's long before his historic run for the White House.

• 47:35Joe Rogan?

  That's so disturbing, that's such crazy thinking.

• 47:37Speaker 04

  What fucking lackey put that shit up? And was like, do you like this? Of course he's gonna fucking like it.

• 47:43Joe Rogan?

  Bro, he wrote it. What are you talking about? You don't think he wrote it? You think a lackey wrote it?

• 47:48Speaker 04

  I don't, fuck if I know. I don't know what's going on.

• 47:51Joe Rogan?

  It's whoever's writing his tweets wrote that.

• 47:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:55Joe Rogan?

  Same shit.

• 47:56Speaker 04

  He's gotta be writing his tweets.

• 47:58Joe Rogan?

  I, I think they made a video of it, right? So the video is like, he says things and someone types it out for him.

• 48:05Speaker 04

  He fucked up on Twitter this week.

• 48:08Joe Rogan?

  What, with the Rob Reiner thing?

• 48:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:09Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, it's crazy. It's all crazy.

• 48:12Speaker 04

  Every, like, so if he didn't do the Rob Reiner thing and then put up those plaques, I'd be like, ah, that's funny. But then the Rob Reiner thing, you're like, god damn it, dude.

• 48:20Joe Rogan?

  Well, the plaques are crazy.

• 48:21Speaker 04

  The plaques are crazy?

• 48:22Joe Rogan?

  The plaques are crazy. It's like, you're, the White House is supposed to be...

• 48:29Joe Rogan?

  Where each new president, you, you, the new guy comes in, you won the new election, congratulations, let me show you around, this is what it's like, these are all the photos. What's fucking, yeah, just slaps it out.

• 48:42Speaker 06

  I think this, they should, look at the, I think that's the photo for Joe Biden.

• 48:46Joe Rogan?

  It's an auto pen?

• 48:47Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 48:49Joe Rogan?

  Okay.

• 48:51Joe Rogan?

  That's so crazy. That's lit. That's so crazy. But again, it's still funny. When he does crazy shit, when he does crazy shit and it's funny, I like it. Right. But the Rob Reiner, the, the Rob Reiner thing is not funny, right? And that's like the same thing. Yeah. It's the same kind of thinking. And when you, but when you see it with no empathy, that's when it's hard to like. Yeah. Yeah. I wish he could apologize. I know you can and you won't. Listen, there's no justification for what he did that makes any sense in a compassionate society. It's no different than people that were celebrating when Charlie Kirk got shot. That's what, yeah, that's the thing that bothered me. The same kind of thing. It'd be like if Obama tweeted. Yeah. Yeah, rest in piss.

• 49:31Joe Rogan?

  Imagine, imagine, oh my God, imagine, imagine if Obama tweeted, you know, something about someone, you know, after they died in, in this way, that this person was a deranged, that person that hated Obama, and he wrote Obama like, all caps. Imagine if Obama talked like Trump? Do you imagine if Obama talked like Trump? They hated Obama. Like, if that was his thing? He talks about himself in the third person? That would be crazy. It just shows you how crazy it is, the way Trump thinks and talks. It's just like, the guy got sliced up by his kid, you know? Yeah. Anybody that doesn't see that and go, fuck, man. Yeah, it's the worst. You know?

• 50:16Joe Rogan?

  Also, the kid's claiming not guilty right now. Oh, girl, okay. I like it. By reason of what? I like the mood. Whoa, boy.

• 50:26Joe Rogan?

  It's so, it's so dark, man.

• 50:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's really fucking horrendous.

• 50:29Joe Rogan?

  But on the other side of it, the, the Rob Reiner thing was crazy because Rob Reiner like made it a mission to try to get Trump out of office and to try to get Trump arrested and this is really weird video where he's sitting there with, uh, John Brennan and James Clapper. These two top dog spooks.

• 50:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:51Joe Rogan?

  And they're talking about how this is like unacceptable that Trump is president. I'm like, this is a crazy thing to and like high production value.

• 51:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:01Joe Rogan?

  So it's like all filmed together. They're coming up with reasons why they have to remove Trump from office. Maybe they knew something.

• 51:08Speaker 03

  All that sucked. I think that sucked.

• 51:11Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 51:11Speaker 03

  But then dude, you get murdered next to your wife by your son.

• 51:14Joe Rogan?

  Horrible. Yeah.

• 51:15Speaker 03

  That's like the worst thing possible.

• 51:17Joe Rogan?

  The worst.

• 51:19Speaker 03

  The president.

• 51:20Joe Rogan?

  Right. It's a crazy thing to, to put out.

• 51:23Speaker 03

  By the time this episode comes out, we'll have moved on.

• 51:25Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but it seems like, you know. It, it seems like whenever something like that happens where someone is happy that someone died. So, so many people just, you, you, you feel so disappointed. You know, you just feel like, it's so disappointing.

• 51:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:45Joe Rogan?

  It's like, why, why, if you, if you say that privately, that's one thing, which is also crazy.

• 51:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:51Joe Rogan?

  But it's so disappointing. I mean, someone would have to be the worst person ever and then you're like, you know what? Fuck that guy. But.

• 52:00Joe Rogan?

  Jesus.

• 52:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's.

• 52:01Joe Rogan?

  And the way it happened too, like, yo.

• 52:06Speaker 03

  The way it happened makes it.

• 52:07Joe Rogan?

  His son?

• 52:08Speaker 03

  Makes it 10 times worse.

• 52:09Joe Rogan?

  Oh, God.

• 52:10Speaker 03

  If he died, if he died in like a funny way.

• 52:13Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 52:17Speaker 03

  You know?

• 52:17Joe Rogan?

  Right, right, right.

• 52:18Speaker 03

  Then it would be dead if he was like, I'm gonna fucking parachute out of a plane.

• 52:23Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 52:24Speaker 03

  There you go.

• 52:24Joe Rogan?

  Something stupid.

• 52:25Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 52:25Joe Rogan?

  Oh, he's bungee jumping. He lied about his weight.

• 52:28Speaker 03

  But then.

• 52:28Joe Rogan?

  Snap.

• 52:29Speaker 03

  Then the worst possible way to die.

• 52:31Joe Rogan?

  The worst possible way to die. I mean.

• 52:33Speaker 03

  And he, and he did, before all the political shit, he did rule.

• 52:38Joe Rogan?

  Oh, he had amazing movies, man. Guy made amazing movies.

• 52:40Speaker 03

  He ruled.

• 52:41Joe Rogan?

  I mean, let's, let's bring up Rob Reiner's filmography. How many great, he wanted to come on the podcast and talk about JFK.

• 52:50Speaker 03

  That would've been sick.

• 52:51Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Um, I don't know why that never happened.

• 52:58Joe Rogan?

  But what films did he do?

• 53:00Speaker 06

  Started off with, I don't think Spinal Tap might've been the first one, but Princess Bride, Stand By Me.

• 53:05Joe Rogan?

  Okay, Stand By Me and Princess Bride, two of the greatest movies of all time.

• 53:09Speaker 03

  He made A Few Good Men?

• 53:10Joe Rogan?

  Bro, Misery? He did Misery? Fucking amazing movie.

• 53:15Speaker 06

  For me, it's.

• 53:16Speaker 03

  Was he a producer on A Few Good Men?

• 53:18Speaker 06

  Maybe like directors, we just wanted, cause he did a lot of stuff too. He's been in movies.

• 53:24Speaker 06

  Um, directed them. So here you go, like writer predictor, or sorry, producer, writer, director, different than all of them.

• 53:31Speaker 03

  He did direct A Few Good Men.

• 53:32Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 53:33Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, dude, he made some bangers. When Harry Met Sally.

• 53:38Speaker 06

  He was a dad in Wolf of Wall Street.

• 53:40Speaker 03

  He was hilarious in that.

• 53:41Joe Rogan?

  Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot about that.

• 53:46Speaker 06

  Spinal Tap was supposed to come out, I think I read they put that on hold right now.

• 53:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, horrendous. That's, that's like.

• 53:54Joe Rogan?

  Hey, don't, don't put anything out.

• 53:56Speaker 03

  There's certain things.

• 53:57Joe Rogan?

  Someone take his fucking phone.

• 53:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's certain things the administration does that I'm just like, damn, you can't, you can't defend it. Like the, like the, I don't think it's the administration necessarily, but they've definitely allowed it to happen where like fucking ICE is making funny videos about deporting people.

• 54:13Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 54:13Speaker 03

  And then like, like shit like this, it's like, damn dude, that's fucking terrible.

• 54:17Joe Rogan?

  They used Theo.

• 54:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:19Joe Rogan?

  They used Theo in a, a totally unrelated clip.

• 54:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:24Joe Rogan?

  That like some lady said, uh, my friend has to leave the country. Will you make a video? I heard you got deported.

• 54:30Speaker 03

  I, I mean, I knew that video existed before, yeah. I'm the one editing the DHS.

• 54:37Joe Rogan?

  It's just Theo being funny.

• 54:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:38Joe Rogan?

  And you, they used that in this ICE thing and Theo's like, whoa. And he had a really good response, too. He got them to take it down. But his, uh, response, see if you can find it, something that his, uh, opinions on immigration are much more nuanced.

• 54:54Speaker 03

  I mean, that's the truth, though. It's like, yeah, sure, illegal immigration's, we should fix that.

• 54:59Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 55:00Speaker 03

  Don't fucking make it funny. It's a serious thing. It's a serious thing you're doing.

• 55:04Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Why would you make it funny at all?

• 55:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:06Joe Rogan?

  Like, is the thought, like, that that'll make it popular on TikTok and it'll spread that way? Is that the thought? That it'll be a, that video will get people to wanna sign up for ICE?

• 55:16Speaker 03

  A lot of those people are obviously just weird fucking psychos that are in that world. I don't know.

• 55:21Joe Rogan?

  I heard something that I don't know if it's true.

• 55:26Joe Rogan?

  It was about the Brown shooting, the Brown University's shooting. And it's people claiming that the, the, uh, security cameras had been disabled.

• 55:39Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 55:40Speaker 06

  I was trying to get Theo's tweet. Here's just the quote of what it said up for him.

• 55:44Joe Rogan?

  Yo, this is, he says, DHS, I didn't approve to be used in this. I know you know my address, so send a check and please take this down and please keep me out of your banger deportation videos. Vaughn said on his X account, when it comes to immigration, my thoughts and heart are a lot more nuanced than this video allows. Bye, Vaughn added. Perfect response.

• 56:05Speaker 03

  Calling them banger videos is hilarious.

• 56:06Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they're ridiculous.

• 56:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, they suck.

• 56:09Joe Rogan?

  They suck. It's like, why are you doing that? I thought you're trying to get rid of, like, the worst people in the world. You're not trying to be entertaining. Like, the job is to get rid of the worst people in the world. Like, but that, that's what we're, you know, that's what we wanted. We wanted them to get rid of cartel members and terrorists, the worst people in the world. That's who we were hoping for.

• 56:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:27Joe Rogan?

  But then it's like, anybody. I bet they have quotas. I bet they're, they're told.

• 56:33Speaker 03

  Certainly, without a doubt, without a doubt.

• 56:35Joe Rogan?

  Whenever you give a quota to enforcing a law. You get into weird territory. That's when cops pull people over for bullshit.

• 56:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's how most of my buddies got DUIs.

• 56:47Joe Rogan?

  Cops needed a quota. They just took a chance.

• 56:50Speaker 03

  Me and Jamie were just talking about that. Hell, just our hometown. Just miss it.

• 56:56Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 56:56Speaker 03

  I was built, that's what I was built for.

• 56:58Joe Rogan?

  Home downs.

• 56:59Speaker 03

  Nine to five and then go to a bar.

• 57:02Joe Rogan?

  That's what you built for us? Did you miss those days?

• 57:04Speaker 03

  I miss it a lot.

• 57:06Joe Rogan?

  Really?

• 57:06Speaker 03

  I miss the going to the bar.

• 57:08Joe Rogan?

  Just for fun?

• 57:08Speaker 03

  Just sitting there.

• 57:09Joe Rogan?

  Hanging out.

• 57:09Speaker 03

  Bro, we had, we could have beat Lancaster Catholic. That was fucking crazy. We lost that fucking, that's what I'm gonna talk about when I get home. For Christmas, yeah.

• 57:17Joe Rogan?

  That's funny. You look forward to that?

• 57:19Speaker 03

  I do. Shit rules. My high school buddies, they all have families now. Yeah. It's nice, especially when your friends get families, it's nice to go, go out with them. When you see them get that one night off, you go, oh, this guy's about to fucking blackout. This is gonna be crazy.

• 57:39Speaker 03

  I have friends come to shows and just fall apart.

• 57:42Joe Rogan?

  That's hilarious. That's so funny.

• 57:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, sorry about derailing it from that actual conversation.

• 57:49Joe Rogan?

  No, it's okay. I don't even remember what we were talking about.

• 57:51Speaker 03

  You're talking about.

• 57:51Joe Rogan?

  Security cameras. Oh, the Brown University thing. Now, why did they have the security cameras? Why were they disabled? Because I don't even wanna say what I read.

• 58:01Speaker 03

  The thing online was saying, yeah, it was ICE.

• 58:03Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that it was because they wanted to stop ICE from using the feed to locate illegals that are working on the campus, maybe? Or maybe citizens that are, or students, rather?

• 58:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:15Joe Rogan?

  That are, uh, because they've done some wild shit, like they, I don't know if they wind up deporting that lady, but they were trying to deport that lady because she was a student and she wrote a, an essay that was critical of Israel.

• 58:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:29Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 58:30Speaker 06

  Response from their officials, I guess.

• 58:32Joe Rogan?

  Um, called on lack of CCTV.

• 58:35Speaker 08

  And they want to know how a school with a nine billion dollar endowment does not have cameras on one of the older buildings at the edge of the camera, edge of the campus where this happened, not even in the front door, who's coming and going. Now, they asked this question knowing that the shooter may have done whatever he wanted, but the cameras, A, would have deterred, or B, captured, hit a better look at them, and we wouldn't be here today, five days out. I want you to explain that because there's a lot of parents who are wondering, where are you investing your money?

• 59:07Speaker 09

  Yeah, I appreciate that question, and I want to reiterate, as our president did, that supporting our students and communicating to the parents, to our community about our support is of utmost importance. Um, we have 1,200 cameras located throughout the campus. We don't publish the locations of the cameras. That would give a map to somebody to evade detection on the cameras, so that would be counterproductive to do that. There are cameras in this building, and as I answered the previous question, we have turned over all evidence that we are holding at Brown to law enforcement and are cooperating fully with them.

• 59:42Speaker 08

  So you're saying that there's a camera, you're saying there's cameras in the building? I was told yesterday there wasn't cameras in the building. The Attorney General said old.

• 59:49Joe Rogan?

  I'm on camera right now, you fucker.

• 59:52Speaker 09

  I believe he said that there were two different phases of the building that might have two different levels of technology. Again, all video imagery has been turned over to law enforcement.

• 1:00:02Speaker 08

  That doesn't make sense. I'm a man of.

• 1:00:04Joe Rogan?

  Okay, this is contradictory to what I read. What I read was that somebody had disabled them.

• 1:00:12Joe Rogan?

  Um, so he was saying there is cameras, and they turned over all footage. There's gotta be cameras. But the thing is, like, when you hear a story like they disabled it for ICE, like, is that story total bullshit? And is that story designed to get people to tweet that out so that other people start believing it? For sure.

• 1:00:28Speaker 03

  They were naming the fucking shooter. I thought, did you see that?

• 1:00:33Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:33Speaker 03

  Before they got, no, before they got the Portuguese guy.

• 1:00:37Joe Rogan?

  Oh, really?

• 1:00:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:38Joe Rogan?

  They were naming a different shooter?

• 1:00:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:41Joe Rogan?

  Oh, no.

• 1:00:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:42Joe Rogan?

  Who's the different guy?

• 1:00:43Speaker 03

  I was all over it. I was going, this motherfucker, how dare you?

• 1:00:46Joe Rogan?

  Who was the different guy?

• 1:00:47Speaker 03

  Uh, it was a kid that was in like, uh, protests and shit, like a Gaza kid. So they instantly named him and, yeah, whatever.

• 1:00:57Joe Rogan?

  So he's gonna get paid?

• 1:00:59Speaker 03

  He should.

• 1:00:59Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:00Speaker 03

  He should.

• 1:01:01Joe Rogan?

  You remember the Atlanta one, where the guy, they, they ruined his life and they said he was a bomber? It was just a security guard?

• 1:01:07Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:08Joe Rogan?

  Remember that guy?

• 1:01:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, the movie.

• 1:01:09Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:11Speaker 03

  Fuck is his name?

• 1:01:11Joe Rogan?

  I, I forget his name too, but I remember the real story.

• 1:01:15Speaker 03

  Walter, Paul Walter Hauser plays him in, uh, I hope I'm getting that name right. I know that guy. He's, he's the man.

• 1:01:21Speaker 06

  Uh, Richard Jewell?

• 1:01:22Speaker 03

  Richard Jewell.

• 1:01:24Speaker 06

  I was there that day.

• 1:01:25Speaker 03

  You were in Atlanta?

• 1:01:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, I was there. That's crazy, dude. That's crazy. Yeah, when we were headed home, the only reason we weren't there when it went off was because we couldn't get scalp tickets to watch the Dream Team play. The guy, they, we were trying to buy him from, ripped him up in front of my dad and just threw him in the fucking sewer. They're like, what?

• 1:01:41Speaker 03

  Yo.

• 1:01:42Joe Rogan?

  Who does that?

• 1:01:43Speaker 03

  You are Ohio, you are Ohio trash. You went to the Olympics to scalp Dream Team tickets?

• 1:01:48Speaker 06

  No, we went to other stuff, but like, we didn't have tickets to that game, so like, we were like, let's find tickets to the game.

• 1:01:52Speaker 03

  What else did you see?

• 1:01:53Speaker 06

  Like a volleyball game and, uh, baseball game.

• 1:01:55Joe Rogan?

  Richard Jewell, right?

• 1:01:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, Richard Jewell.

• 1:01:58Joe Rogan?

  Um, I just sent you this thing.

• 1:02:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, I found a thing on Twitter about it. It says there's like an open letter in August that anti ICE protesters wanted, uh,

• 1:02:08Speaker 06

  the cameras disabled, but I didn't see that it actually happened is all. I'll find your message.

• 1:02:13Speaker 03

  Bro.

• 1:02:15Speaker 03

  It's all weird.

• 1:02:18Speaker 03

  I've kinda checked out.

• 1:02:21Joe Rogan?

  Let me hear this.

• 1:02:22Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 1:02:23Joe Rogan?

  Human rights group to uni- human rights group to university administrators dismantle surveillance to defend free speech now. Huh?

• 1:02:32Speaker 06

  I don't know if they did it.

• 1:02:33Joe Rogan?

  What does that mean?

• 1:02:34Speaker 10

  They're gonna put off because the sanctuary city law that we have. You don't want to recall illegal immigrants and you don't want to provide the footage to the FBI or immigration authority. One camera and that will the, it comes from your detectives, they're a friend of mine, they're angry at this investigation. If these people in Brown University put the camera off, they can identify the person. You imagine how the family they want to go through? Tell them through this eh eh to the media here. You guys are putting cameras off and not to go.

• 1:03:06Speaker 09

  We heard from both the Brown police chief.

• 1:03:08Speaker 06

  Isn't that, isn't that where that girl got taken for writing the letter? Right when this all started? Wasn't she a Brown student or something?

• 1:03:16Joe Rogan?

  Was it, I thought it was Columbia. I don't remember though. I don't remember though. See if you can find that story, because that story is also fucking crazy. Like you're deporting a student for having an opinion about a world war? It's a war that's happening, right? At least from one side of it. Like having an opinion is a problem that gets you ejected from the country? Like especially you're at a university, which is supposed to be a place where ideas get challenged?

• 1:03:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:03:44Speaker 06

  Yeah, it turns out every, both sides are totally hypocritical and doing exactly what the other side did and.

• 1:03:51Joe Rogan?

  It's interesting because we're getting to see it um more clearly than we've ever seen it before, right?

• 1:04:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:04:01Joe Rogan?

  It seems like it.

• 1:04:03Speaker 06

  Tufts University.

• 1:04:04Joe Rogan?

  Tufts. Arrested and detained by uh ICE agents in Somerville, Massachusetts. What did she say?

• 1:04:13Speaker 06

  She wrote up something in the newspaper, I think. Like the school newspaper.

• 1:04:16Joe Rogan?

  Right, well what was? But what was it? Let's see if we can read it.

• 1:04:23Joe Rogan?

  I wonder like what got her deported.

• 1:04:28Joe Rogan?

  What were the words?

• 1:04:29Speaker 06

  Criticizing leadership.

• 1:04:30Joe Rogan?

  She criticized Tufts leadership response to the Tufts Community Union senate passing several resolutions concerning human rights violations in Gaza, months after the op-ed was written and just weeks before she was detained, the website Canary Mission, uh, published a profile on Ms., I don't know how to say her name, Oz Turk, including her photograph claiming she engaged in anti-Israel activism. Its sole support for the contention was a link and screenshots of her op-ed. When asked about her case, Secretary of State Marco Rubio confirmed revoking her visa, adding, "We gave you a visa to come and study and get a degree, not to become a social activist that tears up our university campuses."

• 1:05:11Speaker 04

  Shut up Marco, you asshole.

• 1:05:13Joe Rogan?

  Put that up again, please. So she was asking, she was criticizing Tufts leadership's response to the Tufts Community Union senate passing several resolutions. So she must be a part of the Tufts Community Union senate, or someone is. So they passed several resolutions concerning human rights violations. So like, what is, like, what was she, I want to know what she actually said. You know what I mean? I mean, we're getting a synopsis of what her actual op-ed was? I can find the op-ed. See if you can find it. It's just interesting. Because like, what can get you kicked out of a country that is the most pro-free speech country on planet Earth? Like, what gets

• 1:05:58Joe Rogan?

  you kicked out? Is it really, is it all?

• 1:06:00Speaker 04

  Free speech.

• 1:06:01Joe Rogan?

  Right. But is it only that one? Is it only that one? Like, what if you had an opinion on Ukraine and Russia? Would that get you kicked out?

• 1:06:09Speaker 04

  I doubt it.

• 1:06:10Joe Rogan?

  That's weird, right?

• 1:06:11Speaker 04

  Certainly is.

• 1:06:12Joe Rogan?

  That's kinda weird.

• 1:06:13Speaker 04

  It's a little strange.

• 1:06:14Joe Rogan?

  Do you notice?

• 1:06:15Speaker 04

  Give me two more beers, okay? I'll let you know. I'll let you know my algorithm's been feeding me.

• 1:06:22Joe Rogan?

  It's kind of crazy because, you know, unless someone is outright calling for violence or revolution, or to ignore the laws, or ignore the rules, if they're just having an opinion on a gigantic international conflict.

• 1:06:40Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 1:06:41Joe Rogan?

  That seems crazy to want to kick them out of the country. Unless there's something more, that I don't know.

• 1:06:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, maybe she must have said something, you would think, pretty crazy. But I bet you she didn't.

• 1:06:52Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, she might not have.

• 1:06:54Speaker 03

  We'll see. I think it was a wild ass statement.

• 1:06:59Joe Rogan?

  Oh, this is so long. Try again, President Kumar, renewing calls for Tufts to adopt March 4th TCU Senate resolutions. Universities' responses to Senate resolutions wholly inadequate and dismissive of the Senate, the collective voice of the student body. Why, first of all, why would Tufts be doing anything about what's happening in Gaza? And what could they really do? You know what I'm saying?

• 1:07:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, but if, yeah.

• 1:07:33Joe Rogan?

  Like, what could they really do?

• 1:07:34Speaker 03

  I don't know, they might stop it.

• 1:07:38Speaker 06

  Investments and divesting from companies and direct or indirect ties to Israel is what they were talking about.

• 1:07:44Joe Rogan?

  Right, but the problem is, aren't those companies, Israel's not a communist dictatorship. So those companies that you're not going to invest in, they're just citizens of Israel, like you're citizens of America. You know what I mean? It's like, they, there's a lot of people that were protesting Netanyahu before October 7th. It's like, not everybody agrees with everybody. It's not like Israel's a monoculture that only has like, one thing that they, they think. There's a lot of people over there that don't like their, their government. So like, to ban their business, not use their, like, what?

• 1:08:17Speaker 04

  Fuck if I know.

• 1:08:18Joe Rogan?

  I don't know. What does that do? It puts pressure on them to vote differently, I guess? Yeah?

• 1:08:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, where'd she, where was she from?

• 1:08:25Joe Rogan?

  But that, but again, isn't that, that's just an opinion. I think it's an opinion.

• 1:08:31Speaker 04

  It didn't even, I don't think she even said anything that wild in there.

• 1:08:34Joe Rogan?

  No.

• 1:08:34Speaker 04

  Is that what the fuck she got kicked out?

• 1:08:35Joe Rogan?

  There's probably a lot more to it, but just-

• 1:08:38Speaker 06

  She's one of three or four authors of this paper even.

• 1:08:40Joe Rogan?

  That's one of those things where like, you gotta be able to talk about shit like that. And if you can talk about shit like that, if you're from Ohio, and they're not gonna send you out of the country somewhere.

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• 1:10:53Speaker 04

  I'm saying, why can't you talk about it if you're from another country?

• 1:10:56Joe Rogan?

  I'm from Ohio at a bar. I feel like, once you are in America legally, shouldn't we treat you like a fucking American? Other than, you know. Certainly. Yeah, other than you being able to vote yet. But, once you're here legally, we've agreed.

• 1:11:12Speaker 04

  They can in a lot of places.

• 1:11:13Joe Rogan?

  Turns out they can. They're getting some votes in. They're getting a fucking ton of votes. It's not zero. It's not zero. Anybody who says it's zero is fucking lying. Yep. Did you see that most, most recent thing about the Georgia elections? No. Oh, it's kinda crazy. Um, the. I told you, I checked out, dude. I'm watching fighter jet highlight videos on my phone. You're better off that way. You're better off checking out. I'm waiting for the college football playoffs. Yeah. Patiently. Um, they found a ton of, um, well, I don't wanna put it. Let me pause for a second while I find this.

• 1:11:47Joe Rogan?

  You got it?

• 1:11:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, but it's, I think it's a, I don't know. I don't, I don't think it, I don't know either. I'm not paying attention to this. I'll say they found votes is one.

• 1:11:55Joe Rogan?

  Well, they were, they were saying that's, that 315,000 early votes lacked the poll workers' signatures. We don't dispute the allegation. Right. So if that's true, they admit that 315,000 votes lacked poll workers' signatures. And they were counted in 2020. I don't think that's legal.

• 1:12:17Joe Rogan?

  Let's put in, put that into perplexity. Is that legal? Like if that's true, is that legal and should those votes have counted? So, because here's where it gets crazy. Trump, uh, lost to Biden in Georgia by, I think it was 11,000 votes.

• 1:12:33Speaker 06

  Yeah, I read though that they'd already done a hand count of these votes since, because this has been disputed for the last five years. You know?

• 1:12:40Joe Rogan?

  So what does that mean? They did a hand count of the votes. The thing is, it doesn't have the poll signature, right?

• 1:12:45Speaker 06

  I, I, I'm just saying that's separate from the polls. I don't even know what that means.

• 1:12:49Joe Rogan?

  But what the accusation at least is that 315,000 lacked. So put the tweet up again so we can read the accusation. It says 315,000 early votes that lacked poll workers' signatures.

• 1:13:07Joe Rogan?

  So, you have, a poll worker is supposed to sign every one of them, right?

• 1:13:12Speaker 06

  That's, I, I was trying to read into what this means. There's something like each day when they use the machine, they have to like zero out the machine to make sure like, you know, it's starting at zero.

• 1:13:20Joe Rogan?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:13:21Speaker 06

  And then at the end of the day, you gotta sign off on what it says. Someone counted them or something like that. And they don't have evidence, because there wasn't anything being signed, that this even started at zero. They could have had their sample tally still on there from their practicing the machines to make sure they counted right. There's a lot of discrepancies on what that could have meant. I think it's a chain of custody issue.

• 1:13:42Joe Rogan?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:13:43Speaker 06

  I don't know, again, what that means specifically.

• 1:13:46Joe Rogan?

  Right. So it could mean many things. And one of the things that it could mean is that 315,000 early votes were bullshit.

• 1:13:54Speaker 06

  They also don't know what, who voted for who in those 315,000.

• 1:13:57Joe Rogan?

  Right. I bet if we tallied those up.

• 1:14:02Speaker 06

  That's right. I think, I was reading into these tweets. Some people were like, this is nonsense because they've already gone back and counted them all, but I, they, people are fighting with those people and that.

• 1:14:11Joe Rogan?

  The problem is when you ask Trump about it, like when I had him on the podcast, I'm like, you think, you think they stole the 2020 election? Like, tell me what, what's the evidence?

• 1:14:19Speaker 03

  He didn't.

• 1:14:20Joe Rogan?

  Well, he he might not have remembered. He might have just said, tell me what they did. And like had somebody work on it and then they told him and then he starts talking about it, but he didn't really go in depth about it. I don't know, but he didn't have a satisfactory answer.

• 1:14:35Speaker 03

  No, he didn't. I was hoping he did.

• 1:14:36Joe Rogan?

  I was hoping he did too, like.

• 1:14:38Speaker 03

  Cause I was hoping, I was hoping that he would have said they stole it through like propaganda and shit. Or like what they, what happened in those years.

• 1:14:47Joe Rogan?

  Certainly.

• 1:14:48Speaker 03

  And instead it was just down to like, he thought, like voter fraud and like.

• 1:14:53Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:53Speaker 03

  Which I'm sure there was some, but it was like, you could have had an argument with what happened in 2020 and leading up to it.

• 1:15:00Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, you could definitely have a thing where you see with the FBI and the Twitter files and all that shit.

• 1:15:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:15:06Joe Rogan?

  With the Hunter Biden laptop story.

• 1:15:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, but nothing, he didn't even bring that up.

• 1:15:09Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I should have brought that up. Um, Georgia officials and complaints agree that failing to obtain required poll worker signatures on the tabulator tapes for roughly 315,000 early vote ballots in Fulton County was a violation of Georgia election procedure law, i.e. it was not done in compliance with the statute. That does not automatically mean individual voters did anything wrong or that their ballots are criminally illegal. But it does mean the county certification process for those votes did not follow the state legal requirements.

• 1:15:44Joe Rogan?

  So those are not supposed to have been counted? Is that what they're saying? Because it didn't follow the requirements?

• 1:15:52Speaker 03

  That's.

• 1:15:53Joe Rogan?

  That's what they're saying. Um, so it said, scroll back up again so I can hear. So it says poll workers must also print and sign zero tapes at the start of voting to show machines begin at zero. And these signed tapes serve as the official certification that reported totals from the scanner are authentic.

• 1:16:13Joe Rogan?

  That's what they require. So they require people to do that. So maybe someone didn't do that? What they were required? That's a possibility.

• 1:16:21Speaker 03

  I think 36 did.

• 1:16:24Joe Rogan?

  Thirty-six of thirty-seven advanced voting precincts in Fulton County had failed to sign the tabulation tapes, including that the county violated official election record document processes required by statute. Um, the ones, the voting precincts put this in, that failed to sign the tabulation tapes, were they predominantly Republican or Democrat?

• 1:16:50Speaker 04

  Just Google Fulton County, click images.

• 1:16:55Joe Rogan?

  I think you know. What do you think?

• 1:17:01Speaker 04

  I don't know. Well, I mean, if the, if the Republicans are complaining about it, it's obviously a Democrat.

• 1:17:07Joe Rogan?

  Right. For sure.

• 1:17:09Speaker 04

  Predominantly, it was close.

• 1:17:10Joe Rogan?

  Here we go.

• 1:17:11Speaker 04

  That's how I would have spelled it. That's how I would have spelled it.

• 1:17:13Joe Rogan?

  I thought it was right.

• 1:17:14Speaker 04

  I can't believe anything's wrong then.

• 1:17:16Joe Rogan?

  I thought it was right. I wonder if AI would have figured it out.

• 1:17:19Speaker 04

  It would have.

• 1:17:20Joe Rogan?

  Would complexity would have.

• 1:17:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:17:22Joe Rogan?

  Specific thirty-six and thirty-seven advanced voting locations with unsigned tapes are not publicly broken out by party, but Fulton County as a whole is strongly Democratic. And its advanced early vote totals in 2020 were overwhelmingly Democratic. In other words, those affected advanced voting sites would be expected to be predominantly Democrat in their results, not Republican. Weird that thirty-six out of thirty-seven that have unsigned tapes are strong Democratic, and that there's three hundred and fifteen thousand votes that aren't supposed to be there. They didn't sign for the, but it's okay. Don't worry about it. We just forgot to tally.

• 1:18:06Speaker 04

  Fuck it.

• 1:18:07Joe Rogan?

  We forgot the tally. Whoopsies. We were so busy making sure we saved democracy that we forgot the tally.

• 1:18:13Speaker 04

  They saved it. It was a fucking good four years.

• 1:18:17Joe Rogan?

  What a great move, though. If they really did steal the election, like, wow. Am I, is that the first time anyone's ever done it?

• 1:18:33Joe Rogan?

  I don't know if they did it. I'm not saying they did it, but I'm saying if they did do it, like what a great movie that would be. There's no way. A bunch of fucking pink haired dorks who really do hijack the system and they're Good for them. In the fucking back rooms like licking envelopes and sealing mail in ballots.

• 1:18:50Speaker 06

  I don't, I asked the thing I read and it says that they were both hand counted and fully audited.

• 1:18:58Speaker 06

  After the fact, I asked if after they had found a problem certification and it says that they did.

• 1:19:04Joe Rogan?

  Hand counted and fully audited after the fact. There's no way the people that

• 1:19:11Joe Rogan?

  didn't sign are the ones making sure to tell everyone it was hand counted, right? It says hand counted, but then recounted by machine.

• 1:19:17Joe Rogan?

  Oh, we counted. And those process included Fulton, even though the later issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by a new post 2024 hand count. Wait, what does that mean? Was the issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by a new post 2024 hand count?

• 1:19:40Joe Rogan?

  Hmm.

• 1:19:42Speaker 06

  Ah, that's where I guess this is a weird, I don't know what any of this stuff means, to be honest with you.

• 1:19:47Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, what does that mean? That's what's confusing. I'm like, was there 315 weird votes or not? Because that, that is the main like, uh, right wing. I bet if you went on Truth Social and asked them, how did they steal the election? They'd fucking, I bet you can't get banned from Truth Social, right? You probably can't get banned. Maybe you say something liberal? You'd have to say, but you'd have to be like crazy liberal. Where if you said, I believe, uh, that there's two genders on Blue Sky, you're donezies. Are you? Instant, gone, see ya. Blue Sky's nuts. Bro, they go crazy. Do you know what McCann told us? I, I do. I do know what he told us. I don't know how true that is. Yeah, we should find out. Yeah, let's find out.

• 1:20:27Joe Rogan?

  So McCann says that they created a ban in Australia on social media for kids under 16. Uh, that this ban includes Instagram and TikTok, but does not include Blue Sky.

• 1:20:45Joe Rogan?

  If that's true, that is crazy.

• 1:20:49Joe Rogan?

  You're just, you, like, up until sixteen years old, the only way you get to communicate is the most radically leftist site available.

• 1:21:00Joe Rogan?

  In Blue Sky, I saw this lady, uh, one, one guy, rather, um, said, "I'm trying to be zen about it." Like, something happened to him, "I'm trying to be zen about it." And then this other guy underneath it chimes in, "It would be great if you would stop being racist to Asians." Maybe he was being funny. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. There's no humor over there. There's no humor. It is, it is a, a fucking SSRI soup. There's no humor over there. There's no humor.

• 1:21:30Joe Rogan?

  I'd fuck with Bluesky. I gotta get on there. I thought it was Bluesky for, for so long. Call it Bluesky. I bet a lot of people gotta call it that now. Bluesky's nice. They'll ban the fuck out of you. The law's, uh, initial list of restricted platforms includes Facebook, Instagram, X, TikTok, YouTube, Snapchat, Reddit, Threads, Kick, and Twitch. Other platforms, including Stream, uh, Steam, Blue Sky, WhatsApp, and YouTube Kids, were considered but not included in the ban. So that's true. So Blue Sky, which is just Twitter, but for super hardcore lefties, is not included in the ban. Did they ban Truth Social?

• 1:22:09Joe Rogan?

  Doesn't seem like they did. You gotta find out. Put that into perplexity. Find out if the Australian ban includes Truth Social. They're banning Trump's tweets. Imagine if you get on Truth Social when you're thirteen, they'll let you at Buckwild, but Bluesky's just, like, tanking kids. That's wild. Turning kids trans left and right.

• 1:22:26Speaker 06

  Reddit's available, so that's...

• 1:22:27Joe Rogan?

  I thought it just said Reddit was not. I thought they said Reddit was one of the banned.

• 1:22:30Speaker 06

  The link I just clicked said it could extend to Reddit, Twitch, and Roblox, even dating apps.

• 1:22:34Joe Rogan?

  But, let's be honest, Reddit's... It's Roblox, people are bribing them. Reddit's a little, uh...

• 1:22:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, this is, uh...

• 1:22:40Joe Rogan?

  Reddit, Reddit's left-leaning.

• 1:22:41Speaker 06

  Reddit is among the companies that has approached... I think they need to have certain things on their websites, and those websites that are banned don't have those blocks of, like, filters available.

• 1:22:52Joe Rogan?

  I tell you, I tell you, I tried to, uh, tried to jack off on Reddit. Did I tell you that?

• 1:22:58Speaker 03

  Cause they born, they banned Pornhub here.

• 1:23:01Joe Rogan?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:23:02Speaker 03

  So I was like, I heard people jack off on Reddit and I tried to avoid Reddit. And then as soon as I, soon as I opened it, first thing was like, Shane Gillis fucking sucks now.

• 1:23:11Joe Rogan?

  No.

• 1:23:14Speaker 03

  No, I still got one off, but it was a tough one.

• 1:23:18Joe Rogan?

  There's a lot of mean, angry people out there, Shane.

• 1:23:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:23:22Joe Rogan?

  A lot of people are not happy in their life.

• 1:23:24Speaker 03

  For sure.

• 1:23:26Joe Rogan?

  That is a, that's a, the porn thing's a weird one too, because kids know about VPNs. You're just keeping stupid kids from jerking off.

• 1:23:34Speaker 03

  It's probably good.

• 1:23:37Joe Rogan?

  You want them out of come.

• 1:23:38Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 1:23:39Joe Rogan?

  You want the stupid ones out of come, so they're not making dumb decisions.

• 1:23:43Speaker 03

  You're making another good point.

• 1:23:44Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, you want them all dried out.

• 1:23:47Speaker 03

  You sound like you're tweeting on Blueski dude.

• 1:23:49Joe Rogan?

  All the stupid kids, you just want them jerking off as much as possible. We should like, you should have an IQ test to see if you could get porn. And that IQ test should be really making sure you're dumb. And if you're too smart, fuck you.

• 1:24:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, you don't need it.

• 1:24:02Joe Rogan?

  Like if you pass it.

• 1:24:02Speaker 03

  You gotta go study. You go study.

• 1:24:04Joe Rogan?

  But if you hit like a sixty-five on the IQ, they just go, go ahead, jack off.

• 1:24:09Speaker 03

  Jack off.

• 1:24:10Joe Rogan?

  Imagine that, that would be a way that would keep dumb people like sedated. Just give them as much porn.

• 1:24:17Speaker 03

  They are sedated.

• 1:24:21Joe Rogan?

  Just keep giving us live porn twenty-four seven, anytime you want it, hop on a website.

• 1:24:27Joe Rogan?

  It's a good way to keep dumb people just dried up, out of jizz.

• 1:24:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, the porn on the phone is pretty crazy. It used to, you know, it's a classic bit, but you gotta, it used to be, it used to be an ordeal to get your hands on that shit.

• 1:24:39Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:40Speaker 03

  Now it's just like, I'll be watching a, I was watching, I was watching Revolutionary War doc last night. And in between I was just, pause.

• 1:24:51Speaker 03

  Alright, let's see what happened to Ty Kondoroga.

• 1:24:54Joe Rogan?

  And you are one of ninety-nine percent of the population of men when they're alone.

• 1:25:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:25:00Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:01Speaker 03

  I'm watching Ken Burns' Revolution.

• 1:25:03Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 1:25:03Speaker 03

  Seahawks, Seahawks Rams just finished up, classic game. Toss on some Revolutionary War. Started dragging a little, I said, fuck it, pause, jack off.

• 1:25:15Speaker 04

  Benedict Arnold was the hero of Tycon der Oga?

• 1:25:19Joe Rogan?

  Now you're actually interested in it and not distracted.

• 1:25:21Speaker 04

  Fully not distracted.

• 1:25:22Joe Rogan?

  Do you know, uh, John Lilly, the guy who invented the sensor deprivation tank?

• 1:25:26Speaker 04

  No, I don't.

• 1:25:27Joe Rogan?

  He, he was, uh, involved in-

• 1:25:29Speaker 04

  He was cracking them off in there.

• 1:25:30Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

• 1:25:33Speaker 04

  He definitely had a family. He was like, "This is a chamber that no one can go in."

• 1:25:40Speaker 04

  He was jacking off, dude.

• 1:25:42Joe Rogan?

  Probably. But more importantly, he also ran this research where they were working with dolphins. It was like, he was a pioneer in interspecies communication. So they were attempting to, to teach dolphins how to speak. And so this lady, I'm not bullshitting you.

• 1:25:57Speaker 04

  I know.

• 1:25:57Joe Rogan?

  This lady-

• 1:25:58Speaker 04

  It's the dumbest group of people.

• 1:25:59Joe Rogan?

  It's the dumbest idea. They were all on ketamine.

• 1:26:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:26:01Joe Rogan?

  This lady lived in a house that was like three feet high in water with a fucking dolphin.

• 1:26:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:26:06Joe Rogan?

  And the thing was, they found out that she had to jack the dolphin off. If she didn't jack the dolphin off, the dolphin would not pay attention.

• 1:26:13Speaker 04

  I've heard this story, yes.

• 1:26:14Joe Rogan?

  So she would, every day she would jack him off and they went, "What? Cancel this fucking project."

• 1:26:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, but-

• 1:26:20Joe Rogan?

  This lady's jacking off dolphins.

• 1:26:21Speaker 04

  I bet you by the hundredth, hundredth twentieth time jacking him off, he was like, "Oh shit."

• 1:26:27Speaker 04

  He's just, "Holy fuck."

• 1:26:29Joe Rogan?

  The problem with dolphins is they don't have lips, right? So they make a totally different kind of sound. You can't get them to sound like a human. And these fucking idiots are like, "Hello?"

• 1:26:39Speaker 04

  I swear to-

• 1:26:39Joe Rogan?

  "Hello?" He's like, "Ah, ah."

• 1:26:41Speaker 04

  Yeah. He's like, "Oh yeah, oh yeah."

• 1:26:45Speaker 04

  I swear to God, the Nazis were trying to get dogs to talk.

• 1:26:48Joe Rogan?

  Oh, I bet they were.

• 1:26:49Speaker 04

  Everyone's trying to-

• 1:26:50Joe Rogan?

  What's that, Jerry?

• 1:26:51Speaker 04

  Everyone's trying to get animals to talk.

• 1:26:53Joe Rogan?

  What do you got? What is it?

• 1:26:55Speaker 06

  The whole documentary called The Dolphin House.

• 1:26:57Joe Rogan?

  Oh, about the place where this lady lived?

• 1:27:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:27:00Joe Rogan?

  That's Lilly, that's the guy.

• 1:27:03Speaker 04

  I hate to be this guy, but I would hit pause on that documentary and crack one off.

• 1:27:08Speaker 04

  Fully.

• 1:27:11Speaker 04

  I'd be disappointed in myself.

• 1:27:13Joe Rogan?

  So this lady just lived with a fucking dolphin? Where was this? Where were they?

• 1:27:21Joe Rogan?

  Like, where was the house?

• 1:27:24Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 1:27:25Joe Rogan?

  She's had to jack that dolphin off all the time.

• 1:27:27Speaker 03

  Think if that was your wife and then this documentary comes out later and you're like, "What?

• 1:27:31Joe Rogan?

  What did you do?"

• 1:27:32Speaker 03

  Also, again.

• 1:27:33Joe Rogan?

  "I did research. I did scientific research. You get off my back."

• 1:27:39Speaker 03

  I know, but-

• 1:27:39Joe Rogan?

  "I was young and single and we hadn't even met yet."

• 1:27:42Speaker 03

  Jacked off dolphins.

• 1:27:42Joe Rogan?

  "I don't care. You didn't tell me."

• 1:27:45Speaker 03

  You jacked off dolphins.

• 1:27:46Joe Rogan?

  "We were engaged, you were jacking off dolphins for research."

• 1:27:49Speaker 03

  Depends how long you were married.

• 1:27:50Joe Rogan?

  Guy would get all really testy. Um...

• 1:27:53Speaker 06

  Same topic.

• 1:27:55Joe Rogan?

  Okay, but the bummer thing is the dolphin doesn't want to be in that stupid little house. The dolphin wants to be out there swimming.

• 1:28:01Speaker 03

  After a while, he did.

• 1:28:02Joe Rogan?

  After he got a few bandies.

• 1:28:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, fuck it. He got, that's the jackpot.

• 1:28:07Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 1:28:08Speaker 03

  Put him in a house, he's in a fucking house, they're feeding him, he's getting jacked off.

• 1:28:11Joe Rogan?

  You want to hear a dark, uh, truth about dolphins? Um, female dolphins are very promiscuous. We should make sure this is true. Uh, because I've been saying it for years.

• 1:28:20Speaker 03

  Female dolphin sluts.

• 1:28:21Joe Rogan?

  And I think, they think the theory is because, uh, when they have babies, it takes a long time for them to raise their baby and they won't breed, uh, while they're taking care of their babies. I think it's like several years. And so, the males will kill babies of a female they haven't slept with.

• 1:28:39Speaker 03

  So they can keep fucking?

• 1:28:41Joe Rogan?

  Yes, so they can get them to fuck. They'll kill the baby of a female that they haven't slept, slept with. So, the females sleep with as mu- as many men as possible. So that the dolphin doesn't know whether or not it's his kids.

• 1:28:56Speaker 03

  That's cool.

• 1:28:57Joe Rogan?

  It is.

• 1:28:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:28:58Joe Rogan?

  But it's also like, yo, how ruthless is everybody?

• 1:29:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29:03Joe Rogan?

  I mean dolphins are supposed to be our peaceful, spiritual cousins that live in the ocean.

• 1:29:09Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 1:29:10Joe Rogan?

  And meanwhile, they regularly kill babies and they force their ladies into being hoes so that they don't get their babies killed.

• 1:29:16Speaker 03

  Whenever you look at animals, you gotta think about, think about what we do.

• 1:29:19Speaker 06

  The part though.

• 1:29:19Joe Rogan?

  The part of all, the part of all is true. Yeah, if, uh, male dolphins kill, uh, the babies of female dolphins they haven't had sex with.

• 1:29:30Speaker 03

  You gotta think about what we do and then you think dolphins are dumber than us, they're probably doing crazy shit.

• 1:29:34Joe Rogan?

  I don't know if they are dumber than us. That's what's weird. They fucking better be. They can't affect their environment. We, we assume that intelligence is only the ability to manipulate your environment. That's what we assume. Cause we, we associate intelligence with all the stuff that we created. But we don't even know what the fuck they're saying. You know, we haven't been able to decipher their language. They have very specific languages. She was probably two or three jack offs away from finding out. She was right on the cusp and they're like, you dumb whore, get out of here. She needed more funding. They just needed more funding. Uh, male dolphins sometimes kill calves sired by other males to bring the mother back into estrus sooner. Yeah. Allowing them to mate and pass on their genes, behavior called infanticide.

• 1:30:19Joe Rogan?

  Observed in species like bottlenose and Pacific white sided dolphins. Yeah.

• 1:30:24Speaker 06

  Species makes them have like a, a high speed race, it says, to find the best agile partner.

• 1:30:29Joe Rogan?

  Jeez. Most agile?

• 1:30:30Speaker 06

  You gotta win that race.

• 1:30:31Joe Rogan?

  Kid, I'd be a terrible dolphin. That's crazy.

• 1:30:35Speaker 06

  Pursued by several males in high speed chases.

• 1:30:37Joe Rogan?

  They hit him with the cone, the cone drill? Yes, females show selectivity for agile partners. And can control fertilization via vaginal structure. Oh, so a, a guy could nut in them and they'd go like, no, no baby, fuck you. Oh, that's a nice thing. It's just a nut. That's a nice thing. Wish girls could do that. Imagine that if they just come up with that instead of abortion, they just go, oh, we're just gonna give you a dolphin pussy. Just lock it down.

• 1:31:04Speaker 06

  Ooh, look at this next part.

• 1:31:05Joe Rogan?

  Just when you, the guy nuts and you lock it down. Okay, make an agreement. You gonna, you sure you're gonna lock it down? You told me you want babies. Swear to god? No, no, no. I'm locking it down for you. You swear to god?

• 1:31:15Speaker 06

  This comes from the question, are female dolphins sluts?

• 1:31:18Joe Rogan?

  Right. Yeah. Females participate in same sex genital rubbing, masturbation and pleasure, pleasure seeking. Via functional cutoras is rich in nerves, indicating sex serves social enjoyment roles beyond procreation. Up to 75% of dolphin sexual activity may prioritize pleasure or alliances over breeding. Males often coerce via alliances, but females evade or reposition to exert choice. So they scissor. Female scissoring in the dolphin community. I like it. We broke that news here. Bring that up. There was a dusky dolphin, dude? What's that one doing? Just fucking boys in Penn State's locker room? Oh, Jesus. Come on.

• 1:32:02Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:32:02Joe Rogan?

  I had a couple.

• 1:32:03Speaker 04

  No, he's ready to roll.

• 1:32:05Joe Rogan?

  Oh, no. Oh, no. The old dusky dolphin. Yeah, so like when, when we, we think about like peaceful creatures on earth, we're the most. We're number one. We're the most peaceful. There's no chance. Yeah, yeah, as warlike as we are, as far as intelligent life. Okay, alright, alright, I'll give you, well, now dude, what are, uh, there's gotta be some peaceful guys. Dolphins must be going to war with each other, right? There's no way those hyrax is, hyrax is aren't doing anything. And, uh. No, there's no way we're the most peaceful. What are the prey dogs up to? The most peaceful are those, um, those, those chimpanzees, the bonobos. Or the, yeah. A bunch of monkeys that are chilling. They, all they do is fuck each other. Yeah. Bonobos are wild. They look a lot like chimps, just a little softer. Yeah. And all they do is just get it on. Who are those guys with those big noses? Oh. Those are funny guys.

• 1:32:50Joe Rogan?

  Those are weird. That's a weird look. How about the ones when their asshole lights up when they wanna fuck? Their asshole becomes like a target when they wanna fuck. They do that. Oh, bro, this is different. They put a light up in there.

• 1:33:04Joe Rogan?

  They put light in buckhogs, no.

• 1:33:06Speaker 04

  Those cow legs is if you're drunk.

• 1:33:09Joe Rogan?

  They put buckhogs in, they would light up buckhogs. Really? Oh, bro, pull that bucky back up again. Look at this guy's face. How are ya? Hold on, can you get him, uh, making a noise? They're very funny.

• 1:33:21Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that's the physique I'm going for. There was, uh, an old school comedian that had this big crazy nose and they would call him the schnoz. Who the fuck am I thinking of? Like old, old timey movies. They'd call him the schnoz. That's it. Jimmy Durante. Yeah. He does look like a proboscis. A lot like one. But his whole thing was like his nose was huge. Yeah, you got. Bro. Fucking schnoz. The hell of a schnoz. There's no other way to describe that. Ari Shaffir would make fun of his nose. Yeah, the schnoz. Yeah, look, I mean, all of his photo, all the, you know, caricatures, his nose is preposterous.

• 1:34:07Speaker 04

  He aged into it.

• 1:34:09Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:09Speaker 04

  When you're a young man with that fucking nose, that's tough.

• 1:34:12Joe Rogan?

  Rough time.

• 1:34:12Speaker 04

  Let me hear this guy. This is nice. Wait till you hear this fucker talk. Nose like a man. Nose like a man, yeah.

• 1:34:18Joe Rogan?

  What?

• 1:34:19Speaker 04

  I like those guys, they have to be peaceful.

• 1:34:21Joe Rogan?

  That's a weird face, man. Imagine if they were giant-

• 1:34:23Speaker 04

  It's what women look like now.

• 1:34:25Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:26Speaker 04

  For real. The nose job. It's exactly what women look like.

• 1:34:29Joe Rogan?

  It's a Michael Jackson thing.

• 1:34:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:34:31Joe Rogan?

  Bro, imagine if that was 10 feet tall and was trying to kill your baby.

• 1:34:36Joe Rogan?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:34:43Joe Rogan?

  Whoa. What did they do in a past life to come back as that? They must have been really mean. They must have been a really mean person.

• 1:34:51Speaker 04

  What are you talking about, dude?

• 1:34:53Joe Rogan?

  They must have been a really mean person in a past life.

• 1:35:01Speaker 04

  Yo.

• 1:35:02Joe Rogan?

  Bro. Jesus, that's like- That's like a man. That's like a really evil man from the past. Has been reincarnated as this fucked up monkey.

• 1:35:15Joe Rogan?

  Like he's kind of conscious that something's wrong. So why am I not in my medieval manner?

• 1:35:22Speaker 04

  You're at the Baltimore Zoo.

• 1:35:23Joe Rogan?

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• 1:37:36Joe Rogan?

  Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK too. That's Q-U-I-N-C-E.com/rogan. Ew. Just getting stared at by little kids. Ah. This is good stuff. What was that other one? The Michael Jackson one? I liked that guy. The noseless one. What was that tiny little fucking guy? That tiny little guy was terrifying. It was huge. You know? It was real big and giant. It would suck to get killed by a giant cute thing. You know what I mean? Like a giant fluffy... You know, like some of the monkeys are really cute. Like, if he was like... Golden snub nose. Six inches tall, he would be really cute. Like, oh my god, he's so cute.

• 1:38:21Joe Rogan?

  If he was 10 feet tall, he would be fucking terrifying. Yeah, he'd be the... Terrifying. The vulnerable snowman. Look at that fucking thing. That's what I'm saying. Bro, that thing is terrifying. It's got like a bat nose. Look at his fucking creepy-ass nose.

• 1:38:37Joe Rogan?

  That's, that would rip your fucking face right off. Just jump on your face. You wouldn't be able to pull it off. Your nose would be gone.

• 1:38:46Speaker 04

  That rules.

• 1:38:47Joe Rogan?

  Right, but if it's 10 feet tall, it doesn't rule. A thing standing outside your village, waiting for your dog to go outside.

• 1:38:53Speaker 04

  You gotta stick.

• 1:38:54Joe Rogan?

  Shit. That's a big man. Why are they so fucking cute when they're little? But if that thing was giant and had fangs, if it was 10 feet tall, but it wouldn't be. It was big and scary. It would have a scary face. Like, why is that? Why do the little ones, what is cute? Why do the little ones have, literally have a cute face? That if you made that thing big, it wouldn't be as scary.

• 1:39:18Speaker 04

  Maybe that's just our instinct to think babies are cute, so we don't throw them.

• 1:39:23Joe Rogan?

  Maybe, huh?

• 1:39:24Speaker 04

  When you see that guy, you go, he's great.

• 1:39:25Joe Rogan?

  See what the dolphins do. Yeah, maybe like, it's like built into it, but...

• 1:39:29Speaker 04

  There's a lot of stepdads listening to this right now, getting dolphin impulses going. Fucking, I wish I could kill that little motherfucker.

• 1:39:40Joe Rogan?

  It is weird though, right? Cause all the big scary things look scary.

• 1:39:44Speaker 04

  Grizzlies are kinda cute.

• 1:39:46Joe Rogan?

  No, they're not. No. I was telling you, that was the only thing that I've ever seen in the wild. The only thing I've ever seen in the wild.

• 1:39:53Speaker 04

  Polar bears are kinda cute, fellas. Obviously, they're terrifying, but if he was fucking 1 feet tall, you'd go, that's an adorable guy.

• 1:39:59Joe Rogan?

  That's a good point.

• 1:40:00Speaker 04

  You know what I mean?

• 1:40:01Joe Rogan?

  Until he was like tearing apart a seal.

• 1:40:03Speaker 04

  Bigger than you.

• 1:40:04Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:40:05Speaker 04

  Bro, what are you talking about? Look at that guy.

• 1:40:07Joe Rogan?

  That's a cub, first of all.

• 1:40:09Speaker 04

  That's still good. Look at these guys walking, dude. Show him walking. JMo, get him walking.

• 1:40:14Joe Rogan?

  That's pretty cute. Now, uh, show Kodiak brown bear eating a moose. Put that in there. Kodiak brown bear eating a moose.

• 1:40:28Joe Rogan?

  Bro, there's one of them that got this moose off the side of the road and was dragging it uphill. The moose is like twelve hundred pounds.

• 1:40:35Speaker 03

  You see the one during the wedding?

• 1:40:37Joe Rogan?

  Which one is that? Oh, yeah, there's a wedding and.

• 1:40:39Speaker 03

  There's a wedding and then on the other side of the fucking river, there's just a grizzly tearing apart a moose.

• 1:40:45Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they they got married in Alaska. Whoops.

• 1:40:47Speaker 03

  Dude, how do you kill a moose?

• 1:40:49Joe Rogan?

  Bro, they can kill anything. They literally kill anything. I mean, he's just riding his back, drowning him.

• 1:40:55Speaker 03

  Oh, that reminds me.

• 1:40:56Joe Rogan?

  Look at this. He's just hanging on to his fucking back. Look at this. So cute. That's a moose, man. Moose are so big.

• 1:41:02Speaker 03

  That video, that guy in the, that moose comes up to him, I sent it in the group chat, or you did.

• 1:41:09Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:41:10Speaker 03

  It's the scariest fucking animal I've ever seen.

• 1:41:12Joe Rogan?

  Oh, they're scary.

• 1:41:13Speaker 03

  It's like a dinosaur. It's fucking terrifying.

• 1:41:14Joe Rogan?

  They're so big, dude.

• 1:41:16Speaker 03

  There's a guy hunting and a moose just comes up to him and is like staring at him.

• 1:41:21Joe Rogan?

  They're big.

• 1:41:21Speaker 03

  I don't know how to describe it.

• 1:41:23Joe Rogan?

  Well, they're so huge.

• 1:41:24Speaker 03

  No, this is not it, but still terrifying.

• 1:41:26Joe Rogan?

  Not it, but still. That's not even a really big one. That moose, like the one that you see in the car. Actually, that's a pretty big one. His paddles are just going the wrong way. Yeah, that's huge.

• 1:41:39Speaker 03

  Meh.

• 1:41:41Joe Rogan?

  Whoa.

• 1:41:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, don't do that.

• 1:41:46Speaker 06

  Also, Borderline looks like AI, but it's probably not.

• 1:41:50Joe Rogan?

  Well, a lot of them are right now. That's a problem. Almost everything is.

• 1:41:54Speaker 03

  I'm getting tricks left and right.

• 1:41:55Speaker 06

  There's like the giant cat walking up to save its baby. I don't even believe like, come on.

• 1:42:00Joe Rogan?

  Moose are not afraid of you, though. That's one thing that's true. But generally, they're very aggressive. And depending upon what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up, man.

• 1:42:08Speaker 03

  It's not it, JMo, but I still, ah, I don't want to see a moose get shot.

• 1:42:15Speaker 03

  You love that shit. I don't want to see those boys get shot.

• 1:42:17Joe Rogan?

  Have you ever eaten moose meat?

• 1:42:18Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:42:18Joe Rogan?

  It's delicious. It's really good. It's the reason why bears try so hard to kill them.

• 1:42:23Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:42:23Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:42:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, I get it.

• 1:42:28Joe Rogan?

  So they're cute up to a point.

• 1:42:30Speaker 03

  Bears?

• 1:42:30Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they're cute. Up till they're about two years old.

• 1:42:33Speaker 03

  We were talking about earlier. I don't like, uh, black bears' eyes. Bears do have shitty eyes.

• 1:42:38Joe Rogan?

  Bro.

• 1:42:39Speaker 03

  They're so, they're so close to being cute. They got weird looking eyes.

• 1:42:42Joe Rogan?

  One of the weird things about, um, like, um.

• 1:42:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, this one. Look at that fucking.

• 1:42:47Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:42:52Speaker 04

  He's looking at him like dude.

• 1:42:55Joe Rogan?

  I will fuck you up is what he's saying. Look how big he is.

• 1:43:04Joe Rogan?

  That's why they're scarier than every other deer. Cause they'll come fuck you up.

• 1:43:09Speaker 04

  Just beat your ass off.

• 1:43:10Joe Rogan?

  They'll kill you. Stomp you to death. Stomp you to death. And this guy is being smart by staying between the trees.

• 1:43:19Joe Rogan?

  This is very dangerous. Like if he was out in an open field. He'd be fucks built right now. If he couldn't get to cover to a bunch of trees. Look at these guys like dude getting out in a driveway.

• 1:43:36Joe Rogan?

  Fucking their car up.

• 1:43:42Speaker 04

  Why did, why did dogs just run straight into that? Usually dogs do that shit.

• 1:43:47Joe Rogan?

  They're dumb. Because we took them from wolves and turned them into little bitches.

• 1:43:51Speaker 04

  Dude, I've seen, I've seen deer just fuck dogs up. There's a lot of those compilations.

• 1:43:56Joe Rogan?

  Oh yeah, they start doing this?

• 1:43:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:43:58Joe Rogan?

  They get on their heels? But a lot of dogs kill deer too.

• 1:44:01Speaker 04

  There's that classic of that guy putting uh, it's an old one, but he put deer piss all over him and then a buck comes and just beats the shit out of him. He doesn't get a shot off. He gets his ass beat just.

• 1:44:15Speaker 04

  Turn the camera off.

• 1:44:16Joe Rogan?

  Oh my god, what a moron.

• 1:44:20Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that's like the number one hunting in America is whitetail deer.

• 1:44:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:44:23Joe Rogan?

  Number one game.

• 1:44:24Speaker 04

  Pennsylvania.

• 1:44:24Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, by far.

• 1:44:25Speaker 04

  Where I'm from.

• 1:44:26Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:44:27Speaker 04

  Iowa, Iowa and PA, right?

• 1:44:28Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, well, my family lived in Harrisburg for a while. My parents did.

• 1:44:31Speaker 04

  I always forget, that's insane.

• 1:44:34Joe Rogan?

  I used to go to visit them.

• 1:44:35Speaker 04

  You should have been a Harrisburg man.

• 1:44:36Joe Rogan?

  And I'm like, you got deer everywhere out here.

• 1:44:38Speaker 04

  You could have been a central PA man. You would have, you would have never done anything.

• 1:44:42Joe Rogan?

  Well, you did. What the fuck are you talking about? Shut up.

• 1:44:45Speaker 04

  You would have, you would have been chilling.

• 1:44:47Joe Rogan?

  I doubt it.

• 1:44:48Speaker 04

  You would have been at Elks, you would have been at Elks Bar. You would have met Phil.

• 1:44:52Joe Rogan?

  I don't think I'm designed for that. I know, I would not be happy chilling. I know.

• 1:44:58Speaker 04

  If you were from central PA, you'd be into college football.

• 1:45:01Joe Rogan?

  You love it all.

• 1:45:03Speaker 04

  It fucking rules.

• 1:45:04Joe Rogan?

  I just have to assume that who I am now, I would always have been.

• 1:45:07Speaker 04

  No, that's silly.

• 1:45:10Joe Rogan?

  No, like the way I like things, the things I like.

• 1:45:15Speaker 04

  No, you would have been, you would have been a, you could have been a Notre Dame fan, dude. It could have been so sick. So sick.

• 1:45:21Joe Rogan?

  Well, I definitely could have been a fan, but I still would be doing this. I think I'd be doing the same shit I'm doing. I'd figure out a way to do something.

• 1:45:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:45:28Joe Rogan?

  As long as I didn't get saddled down at a young age.

• 1:45:32Speaker 04

  Go to the Ad Elks bar.

• 1:45:33Joe Rogan?

  Get married at eighteen.

• 1:45:34Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 1:45:35Joe Rogan?

  Fuck.

• 1:45:35Speaker 04

  Drink and drive home. Your babe's there. She's perfect.

• 1:45:39Joe Rogan?

  You gotta get dad now at eighteen.

• 1:45:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, but then, that's when your fanhood of college football becomes greater. You go, dude, I get three hours on Saturday. I can't fucking wait. Who do we have? Ah, fuck, it's Central Michigan. Fuck, it's gonna be a blowout. Whatever, I'm gonna have beers. That's good stuff. And then you golf. Then you get to golf, and you go, fuck, I suck at golf. Who gives a shit? I'm getting wasted. It's a good life. I'm jealous of it.

• 1:46:11Joe Rogan?

  Does sound like a good life. But it's also, uh,

• 1:46:18Joe Rogan?

  a difficult one, like.

• 1:46:19Speaker 04

  For sure. But that's the best life.

• 1:46:22Joe Rogan?

  Is it?

• 1:46:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, good, difficult, yeah. It's the point.

• 1:46:25Joe Rogan?

  Why is it, why is good and difficult the best life?

• 1:46:27Speaker 04

  Uh, that's what makes, uh, that's what makes going to that bar so fucking sick. You know what I mean?

• 1:46:33Joe Rogan?

  Having a shitty job.

• 1:46:35Speaker 04

  Shitty job.

• 1:46:36Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:46:36Speaker 04

  You sit down, you go, bro, let me tell you about how shitty my fucking job is.

• 1:46:40Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:46:41Speaker 04

  You go get fucking hammered. Three beers in, you go, my job fucking rules. My life rules. You know what? I'm gonna go beat the fuck out of my wife.

• 1:46:55Speaker 04

  See that Iraq video? Those guys boxing, you go, I'm gonna make her put some headgear on when I get home.

• 1:47:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:47:04Speaker 04

  No, it's good. I don't, I, obviously, you know, it's not like the best, but it's a good life.

• 1:47:10Speaker 03

  Fucking drinking and golfing with your friends?

• 1:47:13Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:47:14Speaker 03

  It's funny to watch your friends age into that. Cause my, my friends were never like that. And now I'll go home and they're like, everyone got fat, which that's fun. You see your boys, you go, yeah, it sucks, doesn't it?

• 1:47:26Speaker 03

  Uh, and then, uh, they just love just hitting the local bar, getting a couple, going home. Hopefully the kids are asleep. It's fun. It's fun to watch from a distance. I, I, I can't. Like I'll go home for the holidays and then my sister will bring her kids over. I'm good for about thirty minutes.

• 1:47:44Joe Rogan?

  Well, all the things you said that the fun parts about it is that it's not complicated and you're just having a good time.

• 1:47:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:47:49Joe Rogan?

  And the idea is that if you're having a good time, you'll have a better time if the rest of your day sucks. You appreciate those guys more.

• 1:47:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:47:58Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. I get it.

• 1:48:02Joe Rogan?

  I get it.

• 1:48:03Speaker 03

  You could have been, you could have been a great central Pennsylvanian. Central western PA, you could have been a Steelers fan. You could have been, oh, you could have been a contender. Instead you're just doing this bullshit.

• 1:48:18Speaker 03

  Instead you're fucking doing this crap.

• 1:48:21Joe Rogan?

  I think I was always gonna just mostly be interested in one-on-one sports. Maybe. For whatever reason, I like team sports. I love watching good football game.

• 1:48:30Speaker 03

  We could have got you in the slot.

• 1:48:31Joe Rogan?

  No, my fucking high school wrestling coach tried to get me to play football and I was like, no. We had this kid, his name was Bobby Baker, he was three hundred pounds. He was our heavyweight. He was huge.

• 1:48:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:48:41Joe Rogan?

  And I was like, me and him would be playing the same game. So he would run over me. That's crazy.

• 1:48:45Speaker 03

  He couldn't catch you.

• 1:48:46Joe Rogan?

  Whatever.

• 1:48:47Speaker 03

  That's the whole point.

• 1:48:48Joe Rogan?

  I'm not, I'm not taking that chance.

• 1:48:49Speaker 03

  Occasionally they catch you.

• 1:48:50Joe Rogan?

  He was fucking huge. I was like, I'm not taking that chance. I was like, no. I wrestled at a hundred and thirty-four pounds. I am not fucking playing football.

• 1:48:58Speaker 03

  Oh, you could have been a contender, Joe.

• 1:49:00Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I didn't like the idea.

• 1:49:02Speaker 03

  Team sports are awesome.

• 1:49:03Joe Rogan?

  I also didn't like the idea of random people being, charging at you and colliding. I'm like, no, no, no, no. One in one, like, let's figure this out.

• 1:49:10Speaker 03

  Football, somebody's hitting you and you're not looking.

• 1:49:12Joe Rogan?

  Exactly. I don't like it.

• 1:49:13Speaker 03

  A lot. You're chasing someone this way and someone just. Yeah, but then you get them. Then you, the best feeling in the world is when someone's not looking. And you get to fucking level them. It's so sick.

• 1:49:29Joe Rogan?

  Oh.

• 1:49:30Speaker 03

  It was my favorite.

• 1:49:31Joe Rogan?

  I bet.

• 1:49:32Speaker 03

  I got it. Thankfully, I played offense. Offense, I got a lot of those. But every once in a while, we'd throw an interception. I had no idea how to pursue. A corner, just run. I'd be.

• 1:49:43Speaker 03

  I don't know where to look. I'm getting, I got laid out. It's fun. Team sports, bro.

• 1:49:49Joe Rogan?

  I get it.

• 1:49:51Speaker 03

  Camaraderie. You like fucking hunting with those guys? That's a team sport.

• 1:49:56Joe Rogan?

  Not really. You're all going out on your own. Or you're going out two at a time.

• 1:50:01Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:50:01Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Like Cam and I went together. But it's you. Like, the thing about team sports that's awesome is the camaraderie, right? That's what's awesome. But we used to always drive me nuts when I was playing baseball. I played baseball as a kid. I don't want to be a loser because little Billy dropped the ball.

• 1:50:18Speaker 03

  Baseball is also still kind of an individual sport. There's a lot of like, a pitcher versus a batter.

• 1:50:24Joe Rogan?

  It was the way I played.

• 1:50:25Speaker 03

  It's very individual. Yeah, I sucked. You should have seen what happened to me in baseball.

• 1:50:30Joe Rogan?

  I sucked.

• 1:50:31Speaker 03

  I hit puberty and just lost all hand-eye coordination for a year. Dude, my, my, last year of playing baseball was like seventh or eighth grade. I don't think I had a hit for an entire season.

• 1:50:41Joe Rogan?

  That's hilarious. That's hilarious.

• 1:50:44Speaker 03

  I remember fifth grade, I got hit by a pitch from a girl, a girl pitcher. And I turned when she was throwing it and it hit me right in the back where I lost, I lost, the wind got knocked out of me and I was on first base like.

• 1:50:56Joe Rogan?

  Isn't that crazy? It's like when you're a boy and then you hit puberty and all of a sudden your body's weirdly shaped. It's moves different, the dynamics are all different.

• 1:51:07Speaker 03

  Growing.

• 1:51:08Joe Rogan?

  You can't walk upstairs right. You think the stairs are taller than they are. You're like, it's weird.

• 1:51:13Speaker 03

  You grow.

• 1:51:14Joe Rogan?

  You grow. You grow and your dick is hard all the time.

• 1:51:17Speaker 03

  Think about those dudes.

• 1:51:18Joe Rogan?

  So distracted.

• 1:51:19Speaker 03

  Some of my friends grew like a, like a foot.

• 1:51:22Joe Rogan?

  In a year.

• 1:51:23Speaker 03

  In a year. I was like, dude, that must have hurt like hell.

• 1:51:25Joe Rogan?

  Oh, that's crazy.

• 1:51:27Speaker 03

  Must have fucking killed.

• 1:51:29Joe Rogan?

  That's so crazy.

• 1:51:30Speaker 03

  Rock hard, everything hurts.

• 1:51:32Joe Rogan?

  Oh. Banging into things. Ow!

• 1:51:37Joe Rogan?

  His shins are all in the way of everything.

• 1:51:39Speaker 03

  Your dad's like, you fucking pussy. Dad, it hurt.

• 1:51:43Joe Rogan?

  Hilarious. Yeah, and no one knows how to do it.

• 1:51:48Speaker 03

  No. How was it, uh, having kids going through puberty? That must have been crazy.

• 1:51:54Joe Rogan?

  I mean.

• 1:51:54Speaker 03

  And you have girls, right?

• 1:51:55Joe Rogan?

  They, they, yeah, they get emotional.

• 1:51:58Speaker 03

  But they go from like, cause I, the only time I've seen is my niece. And it's like, she was like, the, your best friend. And then there's like two years where it's like, Uncle Shane, you don't fucking anything, fuck you.

• 1:52:10Joe Rogan?

  Luckily, our kids are not like that. They're very communicative. We have, we have like a really good way of communicating with each other all the time. There's no like hateful.

• 1:52:20Speaker 03

  No, it was, I, I will say this about her.

• 1:52:22Joe Rogan?

  You do get some of that from kids?

• 1:52:23Speaker 03

  All of a sudden you notice it.

• 1:52:24Joe Rogan?

  They get angry at you for enforcing rules and stuff, but they're pretty fucking cool. They're really cool. The thing is, it's like, the whirlwind is impossible for everybody to come out flawless. Like you're getting hormones, your whole life has changed. Now all of a sudden, you like girls or you like boys and you, your, your whole life is now a pursuit of getting girls to like you or getting boys to like you. And then you have friend groups and then everyone has got a fucking.

• 1:52:52Speaker 03

  They're mean.

• 1:52:53Joe Rogan?

  And you all have a co- a, a menstrual cycle that syncs up together. They all get crazy together.

• 1:52:58Speaker 03

  Dude, those, I never even thought about those weeks.

• 1:53:01Joe Rogan?

  Those exciting menstrual cycles are nuts. They smell each other and all their fucking blood syncs up on the same time.

• 1:53:08Speaker 03

  It's disgusting.

• 1:53:09Joe Rogan?

  How weird is that?

• 1:53:09Speaker 03

  Then they all get mean for a week together?

• 1:53:11Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:53:12Speaker 03

  That's why girls don't really have friends.

• 1:53:14Joe Rogan?

  Well, there's a lot of reasons why they don't have friends.

• 1:53:16Speaker 03

  But think about one week a month, you and your friends all are fucking nasty to each other?

• 1:53:19Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:53:20Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 1:53:21Joe Rogan?

  It is crazy. What do you hear of more? Do you hear of more?

• 1:53:28Joe Rogan?

  Like a girl being betrayed one of, by one of her friends that tries to fuck her husband? You hear about that more than you would hear about a husband trying to fuck someone's wife, right? Cause that's like a more risky move. So that's probably one of the reasons why girls don't trust girls. Like that bitch, she should just go fuck my man.

• 1:53:49Speaker 03

  And also the guy will definitely say yes.

• 1:53:53Speaker 04

  It's such a, it's an easy one.

• 1:53:54Joe Rogan?

  It'll be a secret between us.

• 1:53:56Speaker 04

  Oh, a secret? Fuck it, right. Okay, a secret sounds good. Yeah, he might kill me, but yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck it.

• 1:54:04Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I'm watching this show, um, what is it called? The Beast in Me? The new Netflix show? Bro. There's a, the reason why I brought that up, there's a scene where, spoiler alert, where a cop is, uh, banging this other cop. A female cop.

• 1:54:19Speaker 04

  Oh damn, I wish there were guys that'd be hilarious.

• 1:54:20Joe Rogan?

  She's married, and it's like one of them things.

• 1:54:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:54:23Joe Rogan?

  You know, like, eee, there's people out there, just.

• 1:54:27Speaker 04

  I think a lot of people.

• 1:54:28Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. Yeah. That, the show is fucking great, though. That Claire Danes show, have you seen it?

• 1:54:33Speaker 04

  No, I haven't.

• 1:54:33Joe Rogan?

  Ooh.

• 1:54:34Speaker 04

  I heard it was good.

• 1:54:35Joe Rogan?

  Oh, it's good.

• 1:54:36Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 1:54:37Joe Rogan?

  I'm only a couple of episodes in, but it's a good one.

• 1:54:39Speaker 04

  I'm about done with the revolution.

• 1:54:40Joe Rogan?

  That lady can fuckin'.

• 1:54:42Speaker 04

  Keep jacking off, though. It's taking forever.

• 1:54:46Speaker 04

  Fuck it, I've been watching this thing for six weeks. Keep jacking off.

• 1:54:55Joe Rogan?

  How far in are you? Forty-five minutes?

• 1:54:57Speaker 04

  I'm jacked off.

• 1:54:58Joe Rogan?

  When you start pressing play, it picks up where you dropped it off. You're forty-five minutes in the first episode.

• 1:55:03Speaker 04

  Bro, ah, man, I wish I could tell you. I'm not joking.

• 1:55:08Speaker 04

  I took a picture of it. Cause it was so funny. I jacked off to a, ah. I was, alright.

• 1:55:19Speaker 04

  When I finished jacking off, this is at one eleven in the morning today.

• 1:55:22Joe Rogan?

  Okay.

• 1:55:23Speaker 04

  I looked up and the screen was a map of the British invasion.

• 1:55:30Speaker 04

  Soon as I got done, I was like, oh, they're invading Mohawk Territory by Fort Stanwyck.

• 1:55:35Joe Rogan?

  See, I took a photo of it, just cause it's so ridiculous.

• 1:55:37Speaker 04

  It's insane to finish and look up and go, what am I doing? What the fuck?

• 1:55:45Joe Rogan?

  That's funny. That's so funny.

• 1:55:49Speaker 04

  You gotta give it a watch. Shit rocks.

• 1:55:51Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, no, you're.

• 1:55:52Speaker 04

  You're gonna fucking jack off a lot.

• 1:55:54Joe Rogan?

  I won't. I, I started it. I started it.

• 1:55:56Speaker 04

  It's awesome.

• 1:55:57Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. All this stuff's awesome.

• 1:55:58Speaker 04

  Ken Burns rules.

• 1:55:59Joe Rogan?

  He's rules.

• 1:56:00Speaker 04

  He takes topics that you would go, I'm never gonna watch that.

• 1:56:03Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:56:03Speaker 04

  Fucking rules.

• 1:56:04Joe Rogan?

  No, he can do anything.

• 1:56:06Speaker 04

  Baseball, you go, what, what could be interesting about this?

• 1:56:08Joe Rogan?

  The Vietnam one was excellent.

• 1:56:09Speaker 04

  Vietnam fucking ruled.

• 1:56:10Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. You know, like, he's really rare because essentially PBS just lets him just put it together.

• 1:56:18Speaker 03

  I know.

• 1:56:19Joe Rogan?

  The way he wants, they don't fuck with him at all.

• 1:56:22Speaker 03

  Is Trump trying to get rid of PBS?

• 1:56:24Joe Rogan?

  I don't know.

• 1:56:25Speaker 03

  He better not touch my Ken Burns, dude.

• 1:56:29Joe Rogan?

  My thought, though, is that he can kind of do that anywhere now.

• 1:56:33Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 1:56:34Joe Rogan?

  Like, he could do it on YouTube and it would be massive.

• 1:56:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:56:37Joe Rogan?

  Imagine if he put a series like that out on YouTube?

• 1:56:41Speaker 03

  Does YouTube pay for that?

• 1:56:42Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they pay you.

• 1:56:43Speaker 03

  No, I mean after.

• 1:56:44Joe Rogan?

  Pay you for downloads.

• 1:56:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, but.

• 1:56:46Joe Rogan?

  Wouldn't they pay like Netflix would probably do it. They'd probably give him the big money.

• 1:56:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:56:51Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:56:52Speaker 03

  He should do HBO. A lot of his.

• 1:56:54Joe Rogan?

  Anyway, but it's, his stuff is so good, no one cares where it is. They'll find it on PBS. They'll buy the DVD or rent it.

• 1:57:00Speaker 03

  What budget of fucking PBS is going to Ken Burns, dude?

• 1:57:03Joe Rogan?

  Eighty of it, eighty percent.

• 1:57:04Speaker 03

  He's their Stern.

• 1:57:05Joe Rogan?

  Absolutely, absolutely. If he goes, the company collapses.

• 1:57:09Speaker 03

  We got one guy.

• 1:57:09Joe Rogan?

  You got Ken Burns.

• 1:57:10Speaker 03

  Fuck.

• 1:57:12Joe Rogan?

  Stern just resigned.

• 1:57:13Speaker 03

  I saw that. Good for him. Good for him.

• 1:57:17Joe Rogan?

  Guess he still likes to do it.

• 1:57:18Speaker 03

  Good.

• 1:57:19Joe Rogan?

  You know? How long do you think you'll be doing comedy and podcasting? Do you think you're ever gonna get to a point in time?

• 1:57:26Speaker 03

  I don't know how long I'll do podcasting. I'll probably fucking forever.

• 1:57:31Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 1:57:31Speaker 03

  Comedy for sure.

• 1:57:32Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 1:57:33Speaker 03

  Stand up for sure, but the podcasting is where I get a little like, you're good at it. Cause you talk about like fucking topics and things you're interested in. All I have is me. So after a while, you're like, I don't want to keep putting myself out, you know what I mean?

• 1:57:46Joe Rogan?

  Right, right, right, right, I know what you're saying.

• 1:57:47Speaker 03

  It's good, like, no privacy.

• 1:57:49Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I know what you're saying, yeah. It's like, um. But you could do a podcast where you talk to anybody as well. You could do.

• 1:57:57Speaker 03

  I could do a history podcast if I put like any.

• 1:57:59Joe Rogan?

  One hundred percent.

• 1:58:00Speaker 03

  If I put effort into it.

• 1:58:01Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, one hundred percent. Yeah, you one hundred percent could. And you could also do a history podcast where you have an interest in a subject. And you know a lot about it, but not like enough to do a podcast on it and just bring an expert in and have a conversation with him about it.

• 1:58:17Speaker 03

  That'd be awesome. I've thought about it. I had a teacher at Harrisburg area community college who was a, he was a Gettysburg tour, he was a tour guide. And it's Harrisburg area community college, so no one gave a fuck. And I was taking Civil War history. I was locked in, dude. This guy fucking loved me. It was me and ten other fucking low IQ guys jacking off. And I was just like, oh, so what actually happened at the Battle of Sporting Hill?

• 1:58:44Speaker 03

  He was like, that's a great question. It was nice. Tour guides, you ever go to a battlefield?

• 1:58:49Joe Rogan?

  No, not that I think of.

• 1:58:50Speaker 03

  Bro.

• 1:58:51Joe Rogan?

  Have I?

• 1:58:52Speaker 03

  Get a tour guide and go to a battlefield. Shit's awesome.

• 1:58:54Joe Rogan?

  I don't think I ever have.

• 1:58:56Speaker 03

  Any battlefield. It's awesome. They know everything. It's their whole life.

• 1:59:01Joe Rogan?

  They just live it.

• 1:59:01Speaker 03

  They fucking are there every day. They know every single thing. It's awesome.

• 1:59:05Joe Rogan?

  It's a little weird.

• 1:59:06Speaker 03

  It's a little weird, but it's cool to be a part of.

• 1:59:09Joe Rogan?

  Yeah?

• 1:59:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:59:10Joe Rogan?

  Okay, I'll go with you.

• 1:59:11Speaker 03

  You can, you can get a guy to, like at Gettysburg, you can get him in your car. And you just drive the battlefield.

• 1:59:17Joe Rogan?

  Why don't we just go to the Alamo?

• 1:59:18Speaker 03

  That'd be awesome.

• 1:59:20Joe Rogan?

  That's, that anybody could do.

• 1:59:21Speaker 03

  I don't know much about Texas history.

• 1:59:24Speaker 03

  Cause it was always...

• 1:59:25Joe Rogan?

  I don't know a whole lot. I know a lot about the...

• 1:59:27Speaker 03

  We'd get a, we'd get a Comanche, we'd get a Comanche tour. We could get it.

• 1:59:31Joe Rogan?

  Ooh, that's what we need to get.

• 1:59:31Speaker 03

  There had to be a battle.

• 1:59:33Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:59:33Speaker 03

  But see, it always felt like, it was like light cavalry and like skirmishes.

• 1:59:37Joe Rogan?

  Well, there's a lot of that, too. The, the, the real thing that changed was the pistol. And they figured out how to make a revolver. Because those dudes at Musket's did not stand a fucking chance.

• 1:59:47Speaker 03

  Fuck, I missed. Alright, I got fifteen minutes. This fucker's flying at me.

• 1:59:53Joe Rogan?

  Those guys got jacked. The thing about the Comanches, too, is they were really good at riding horses and shooting arrows off the horses. So they'd just run right at them and shoot, fill them up with arrows.

• 2:00:01Speaker 03

  Think about that, though. Like, you see an Indian. You go, alright, well, this has worked before out east. I could just sit here and shoot at them. Guy's riding on the side of his horse, shooting arrows at you.

• 2:00:10Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, hiding behind the body of his horse.

• 2:00:13Speaker 03

  He's doing tricks? And then he's gonna eat my family? He's gonna do some weird shit?

• 2:00:18Joe Rogan?

  They did some weird shit to people.

• 2:00:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're...

• 2:00:20Joe Rogan?

  Did you ever read Empire of the Summer Moon?

• 2:00:21Speaker 03

  I did. Bro. Incredible.

• 2:00:23Joe Rogan?

  The scene that they describe where they chopped this guy's arms and legs off and then threw him on the fire while he was still alive to watch him squirm. I was like, you, and he is like, that's why they never surrendered. They didn't have surrender in their thought process.

• 2:00:42Speaker 03

  No, they were doing weird.

• 2:00:43Joe Rogan?

  Die or kill you.

• 2:00:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're doing the weirdest shit possible. You gotta die after that.

• 2:00:47Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:00:47Speaker 03

  You can't go, alright, I'll just go to jail.

• 2:00:49Joe Rogan?

  And they were doing that to other Native Americans too, by the way. That's what this was about. Like, they would, their favorite thing was to go on raiding parties. Yo.

• 2:01:01Speaker 03

  He's just trying to sleep.

• 2:01:02Joe Rogan?

  Yo.

• 2:01:02Speaker 03

  He's gonna cut your arms and legs off.

• 2:01:04Joe Rogan?

  That's why you can't have that CPAP on.

• 2:01:09Joe Rogan?

  You don't hear the. You don't hear the full throttle.

• 2:01:13Speaker 03

  You ever see Hostiles?

• 2:01:15Joe Rogan?

  Um.

• 2:01:16Speaker 03

  It's, uh, Christian Bale.

• 2:01:18Joe Rogan?

  I don't think I did see that one.

• 2:01:19Speaker 03

  You would love it.

• 2:01:20Joe Rogan?

  I'm sure I'd love it.

• 2:01:21Speaker 03

  It fucking rules.

• 2:01:22Joe Rogan?

  I don't think I did.

• 2:01:23Speaker 03

  The opening scene is.

• 2:01:24Joe Rogan?

  What year was that, friend?

• 2:01:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:01:26Joe Rogan?

  No, I definitely didn't.

• 2:01:27Speaker 03

  Opening scene is some Comanches attacking, uh, uh, settlers. It's fucking great.

• 2:01:32Joe Rogan?

  Show me what the, the poster looks like. I've seen too many movies, dude. My brain is.

• 2:01:35Speaker 03

  Hostiles rules.

• 2:01:37Joe Rogan?

  Does it?

• 2:01:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:01:40Joe Rogan?

  No, I didn't see it. I didn't see it, but I did hear good things about it.

• 2:01:43Speaker 03

  Shalhoub's in that.

• 2:01:44Joe Rogan?

  It's almost like there's too many fucking movies and too many good ones slip through the cracks.

• 2:01:50Speaker 03

  Oh, no, this is, start from the beginning.

• 2:01:53Speaker 06

  You can't watch it.

• 2:01:53Speaker 03

  Oh, dang.

• 2:01:54Speaker 06

  Skip ahead, uh, get some visuals here. I can't really show it on the screen.

• 2:01:59Speaker 03

  It's, uh.

• 2:02:01Speaker 06

  They're getting attacked.

• 2:02:02Speaker 03

  This guy going, fuck it, they're gonna take the horses. I'd rather die.

• 2:02:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:02:09Joe Rogan?

  Hmm. It looks familiar.

• 2:02:12Speaker 03

  It's great.

• 2:02:13Joe Rogan?

  Maybe I did see it.

• 2:02:14Speaker 03

  Anyway, yeah, it was, but, uh, you know what I'd like to see is the Little Big Horn. Never been up there. Custer's Last Stand?

• 2:02:21Joe Rogan?

  Ooh.

• 2:02:22Speaker 03

  That'd be a cool one.

• 2:02:22Joe Rogan?

  Where's that?

• 2:02:23Speaker 03

  Uh, Dakotas. South Dakota? I'm a dumbass if I got which one wrong. It's one of the Dakotas.

• 2:02:33Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, that's gotta be weird to stand on the ground where all those people died.

• 2:02:37Speaker 04

  That's a good one, cuz he was there to hunt them and he ended up running into like the biggest congregation of Native Americans ever.

• 2:02:45Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, ever.

• 2:02:46Speaker 04

  Fucking smoke.

• 2:02:47Joe Rogan?

  They all got together.

• 2:02:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:02:50Joe Rogan?

  Oh, Montana? What am I, a fucking idiot? Damn.

• 2:02:54Speaker 06

  Out in the middle of nowhere.

• 2:02:56Joe Rogan?

  Wow. Imagine the, just the visual of thinking you're chasing them down and you're hunting them, you're on the attack and you go over the hill and you're like, oh shit, no.

• 2:03:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:03:14Joe Rogan?

  What is this, a reenact?

• 2:03:15Speaker 06

  That's just where it is, that's what it looks like there.

• 2:03:17Joe Rogan?

  They probably reenact it every year, just like the Civil War dorks do.

• 2:03:20Speaker 04

  I've been to those, I love those. I go to Gettysburg, I go to Gettysburg and watch it, it was so sick.

• 2:03:26Joe Rogan?

  That's hilarious.

• 2:03:27Speaker 04

  It was awesome.

• 2:03:28Joe Rogan?

  That's hilarious.

• 2:03:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, Little Big One would be a sick one.

• 2:03:32Joe Rogan?

  I was watching this dude, uh, he had a truck, uh, a YouTube video and he was doing like some upgrade to this truck and he pointed the front, uh, license plate and he said, oh, and here we got a Mississippi license plate. I was like, what is that? Have you seen the Mississippi, the Mississippi flag for the license?

• 2:03:54Speaker 04

  Was it just the Confederate flag?

• 2:03:56Joe Rogan?

  Kinda. Have you seen the Mississippi flag? See if you can find the Mississippi flag, cuz he had a Mississippi flag, I fucked it up, but for his front license plate. And I was like, wait a minute.

• 2:04:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, Mississippi held it down for, I think they might still be holding it down. I think.

• 2:04:11Speaker 06

  It might be a recent update, but I think that's what it used to look like.

• 2:04:15Joe Rogan?

  Okay, that's crazy. That is so wild.

• 2:04:20Speaker 04

  Ah, so sick. I don't give a fuck, dude. It's fucking sick. Obviously, I understand people having a problem with it, I get it. I bet that changed around 2021.

• 2:04:31Joe Rogan?

  That's kind of crazy that they kept that Confederate flag in there for so long.

• 2:04:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, 2020.

• 2:04:37Speaker 06

  For 1996 to 2020.

• 2:04:39Joe Rogan?

  So that's what it was?

• 2:04:40Speaker 04

  96.

• 2:04:41Joe Rogan?

  So what is it currently?

• 2:04:42Speaker 04

  Pre-96 might have been just the fucking.

• 2:04:45Joe Rogan?

  Current, oh, they turned into a flower.

• 2:04:50Joe Rogan?

  That's what it is currently? It's a flower? That's hilarious. Well, it wasn't for this dude and his truck.

• 2:05:01Speaker 03

  That's the State flags back then were so sick. You could, at Gettysburg, you can see all the like, the battle flags they had. South had some good ones.

• 2:05:12Joe Rogan?

  Did they?

• 2:05:13Speaker 03

  North typically stuck with the fucking American flag, but every, you know, your state, it was all state pride, it was fucking cool. They all had fucking slogans, they would talk shit. It was fucking awesome. It's so cool.

• 2:05:26Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they were basically Europe.

• 2:05:27Speaker 03

  And they had reputations.

• 2:05:28Joe Rogan?

  It's a bunch of countries.

• 2:05:29Speaker 06

  Eighteen ninety-four.

• 2:05:32Joe Rogan?

  Wow.

• 2:05:33Speaker 06

  Took down in twenty twenty. I think when they were doing all the rest of the Confederate monument stuff, they probably got

• 2:05:38Speaker 03

  Twenty twenty, they were like, also Mississippi, boys, what are you doing?

• 2:05:41Joe Rogan?

  Imagine if somebody still had a swastika in their flag? And they were just rocking that?

• 2:05:46Speaker 03

  They're like, what?

• 2:05:47Joe Rogan?

  Right, come on, come on, it's fucking, come on. It's just a part of it.

• 2:05:50Speaker 03

  It's historical.

• 2:05:51Joe Rogan?

  It's German, we're German.

• 2:05:54Joe Rogan?

  Part of our thing.

• 2:05:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, they had good ones. And they, you would like that, they each group had like, they had reputations. Like, uh, I think it was the Iron Brigade, it was like these Midwest freaks. So they were all like German and Norwegian, they were all fucking huge.

• 2:06:08Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:06:09Speaker 03

  And like, they wore big, tall, black hats to make them even taller. And like, Confederate generals would see those black hats and be like, fuck, get out of there. I don't know if that, well, whatever, they ruled.

• 2:06:21Speaker 03

  It's fun, there was the Louisiana

• 2:06:23Joe Rogan?

  Those silly hats.

• 2:06:23Speaker 03

  Louisiana Tigers, they would fucking get you. They were a bunch of freaks.

• 2:06:26Joe Rogan?

  Imagine like, dressing up, like, look at that photo, pull that photo up again, that you showed, the earlier one? The one where they're all like, standing there with their suits on? Imagine getting dressed up, real nice, to go kill people?

• 2:06:40Joe Rogan?

  Look at that. That's so weird.

• 2:06:42Speaker 03

  Nah, I like, I'd rather get killed by a guy fucking dressed up.

• 2:06:45Joe Rogan?

  Click on the one in the upper right corner, the left-hand thumbnails? Upper, yeah, right there. Look at that dude.

• 2:06:51Speaker 03

  That's a good guy, he could shoot me.

• 2:06:53Joe Rogan?

  But just imagine. Like, this is how you're getting dressed up to go to war. It's so weird looking.

• 2:06:59Speaker 06

  Stop the

• 2:06:59Joe Rogan?

  Your goofy hat?

• 2:07:01Speaker 06

  Full-on posed photo with like, a fake background like you'd take at a school.

• 2:07:04Joe Rogan?

  Good point.

• 2:07:05Speaker 03

  Show them the, uh

• 2:07:05Joe Rogan?

  Good point, you could do that with like, Marines, right, in military dress, right?

• 2:07:09Speaker 03

  Nah, they would wear that. Nah, they didn't have, show them the zuaves.

• 2:07:12Joe Rogan?

  What's a zuave?

• 2:07:13Speaker 03

  You're gonna like their outfits.

• 2:07:14Joe Rogan?

  Yeah?

• 2:07:15Speaker 03

  They're, yeah, little gay boy outfits, they're fucking people up.

• 2:07:22Speaker 04

  Zouves, I think.

• 2:07:28Joe Rogan?

  Oh, boy.

• 2:07:29Speaker 04

  Swag, dude.

• 2:07:30Joe Rogan?

  Whoa, where were they?

• 2:07:33Speaker 06

  MC Hammerpants.

• 2:07:35Joe Rogan?

  Where did they live?

• 2:07:35Speaker 04

  They were in the north, they were breaking, uh...

• 2:07:39Speaker 04

  New York?

• 2:07:40Joe Rogan?

  No, really?

• 2:07:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:07:42Joe Rogan?

  Dude, hold this thought, I have to pee.

• 2:07:44Speaker 04

  I'm with you.

• 2:07:44Joe Rogan?

  We'll be right back. So who are these, uh, African fellows? They're from Africa?

• 2:07:50Speaker 04

  They swaggerjacked the French, North African.

• 2:07:53Joe Rogan?

  Oh, so the other guys were where, though?

• 2:07:55Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:07:56Joe Rogan?

  That swaggerjacket, where were they?

• 2:07:57Speaker 04

  I think, uh, New York? I think, I think the Irish Brigade might have tried it. Could be wrong.

• 2:08:03Joe Rogan?

  Bro, when I first saw gangs in New York, I was like, wait, this happened too?

• 2:08:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:08:08Joe Rogan?

  What?

• 2:08:11Joe Rogan?

  So these are the guys?

• 2:08:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's good, good swag.

• 2:08:14Joe Rogan?

  And where did they live, though?

• 2:08:17Speaker 04

  Uh, I think if you look up Zouves American Civil War.

• 2:08:22Joe Rogan?

  So these guys fought in the Civil War dressed like that?

• 2:08:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:08:27Joe Rogan?

  Wow. Imagine, you're hanging out with a bunch of dudes and everyone's dressing like...

• 2:08:34Speaker 04

  Bro, that was the drip.

• 2:08:37Speaker 04

  That was the coolest group of dudes.

• 2:08:38Joe Rogan?

  Like, look at these guys. What's with the hats? That's a crazy look.

• 2:08:46Joe Rogan?

  So how many of those were from the area where this is...

• 2:08:50Speaker 06

  This student in Chicago formed the first, first one.

• 2:08:53Joe Rogan?

  Huh. He formed the first American company inspired by North African light infantry known as the Zouves that had won distinction in both Algeria and Crimea. Bro, that part of the world, phew. Phew, that's one of the things about like when Russian fighters fight in the UFC. I always have to like, I got my little calculations, like this guy, he, he moved real good.

• 2:09:18Speaker 04

  He can strike, he did.

• 2:09:19Joe Rogan?

  And like, he's from where? Uh, he's from Chechnya?

• 2:09:24Speaker 04

  Well, he's gonna win.

• 2:09:24Joe Rogan?

  Well, he's probably gonna fuck this guy up.

• 2:09:26Speaker 06

  Check out what the description is here.

• 2:09:29Joe Rogan?

  A fellow who can pull up a hundred and ten pound dumbbell, who can climb up an eighty foot rope, hand over hand with a barrel flower hanging to his heels, hanging to his heels, I don't know what that means, who can jump seventeen feet, four inches high without a springboard. Seventeen feet high. Who can- They must've been crazy. Who can tie his legs in a double bow knot round his neck without previously softening his shin bones in a steam bath. What? Who can take a five-shooting revolver in each hand and knock the spots off the ten of diamonds at eighty paces, turning somersaults all the time and firing every shot in the air. That's a suave.

• 2:10:13Joe Rogan?

  Alright, wh- whose quote is this? That's a silly quote. Suave? Was it drunk suave?

• 2:10:19Speaker 06

  So wrote a western movie.

• 2:10:21Joe Rogan?

  He was gay for the suaves. Yeah, I'll tell you what they can do. This guy. This guy's doing backflips and shooting cards.

• 2:10:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's supposed to be an exaggeration, apparently.

• 2:10:31Joe Rogan?

  Of course. Of course, he can't jump fucking twenty feet. Nobody can do that. At first, I was with you, though. He said he shot the spades at eighty yards? What'd he say, eighty paces?

• 2:10:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, it says Americans were going nuts over the new kind of fighting force.

• 2:10:47Joe Rogan?

  Eighty paces is kind of crazy. Yeah, see? How far is eighty paces? What does that mean? When they say eighty paces? I got it, right, New York? I feel good about that. So it's just like if you just, a full step? I guess. But it's everybody's step is longer, or shorter.

• 2:11:03Joe Rogan?

  True. So what is it like? Shooting a card with a fucking musket at eighty yards? You know how retarded that is? If you're doing a draw, or a duel against a short guy, you're fucked, dude. He's gonna hit ten paces. Real quick. Shot in the back. I think everybody has a count. Is ready, aim, fire. Ten paces.

• 2:11:24Speaker 06

  This is the, this is the first guy. It also says he was the first Union officer to die in combat.

• 2:11:30Joe Rogan?

  He's a dork.

• 2:11:32Speaker 03

  He's a dork. He was trying to wear cool clothes and got shot.

• 2:11:35Speaker 06

  Yeah, my first thought is how would a law student in Chicago have read about these guys fighting in Africa?

• 2:11:40Joe Rogan?

  He was a dork.

• 2:11:41Speaker 06

  Read a newspaper article?

• 2:11:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:11:43Joe Rogan?

  He probably was like way too into looking good and not really thinking about the war part of it. He's just, you know?

• 2:11:49Speaker 03

  And then all of a sudden, First Manassas comes around. We're gonna whip 'em. Watch out. They have guns too.

• 2:11:57Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:11:58Speaker 03

  There's some good last quotes from Gettysburg. From just the Civil War. They're hilarious. Because it's guys talking like that back. Like, I just remember one from Gettysburg where a guy's last quote was like, "What are you guys ducking for? They couldn't hit an elephant from that distance and get shot in the head."

• 2:12:13Joe Rogan?

  Who said that to him?

• 2:12:14Speaker 03

  Uh, he said it.

• 2:12:15Joe Rogan?

  He said that to like a transcriber?

• 2:12:17Speaker 03

  All of his boys, all of his boys were ducking and hiding behind rocks. And he was like, "Come on, what are you guys pussies? They couldn't hit an elephant from this distance."

• 2:12:24Joe Rogan?

  Oh, you got popped in the head.

• 2:12:26Speaker 03

  Tough last one. Yeah. You want your last words to be cool.

• 2:12:31Joe Rogan?

  How accurate were those rifles even? Like, the rifles that they used, so they used ball, they used those little ball muskets?

• 2:12:39Speaker 03

  No, they started getting rifling.

• 2:12:40Joe Rogan?

  They started getting rifling?

• 2:12:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:12:41Joe Rogan?

  Real bullets?

• 2:12:42Speaker 03

  So, Gettysburg was 63, so by then they were definitely...

• 2:12:46Joe Rogan?

  Right, because the Comanche, when they were fighting the Comanche, that they had already introduced the Colt. I think in like 1850? When did Colt invent the revolver? Oh, here it goes.

• 2:13:01Speaker 03

  I feel like officers had revolvers.

• 2:13:03Joe Rogan?

  So, 1861 is, it says model 1861, that's a rifled musket. 1855, that's another rifled musket.

• 2:13:15Joe Rogan?

  It says rifle. Okay, it doesn't say rifled musket, it says rifle, but it has a flintlock. Like, the whole thing, it looks the same. But then Colt Navy revolver, it doesn't say what year? Oh, it says Weapons of the Civil War. So, they had revolvers?

• 2:13:32Speaker 03

  At least, yeah, at least the officers did, and then the cavalry had those carbines.

• 2:13:38Joe Rogan?

  And, yeah, scroll back up again to that image? The one that you just showed? Oh, okay. So, those bottom ones, they look like actual rifles. That looks like a long pistol, right? So, I bet they had a bullet.

• 2:13:56Joe Rogan?

  Right, those aren't muskets, right?

• 2:13:57Speaker 06

  Top, this mini ball thing?

• 2:13:59Joe Rogan?

  Mm-hmm. Hmm.

• 2:14:03Joe Rogan?

  Interesting. But they definitely had, like- It seems like they had pistols. The South definitely had some guys with some muskets coming out. So what year did Colt invent the pistol? Because I think they started using them, the Texas Rangers started using them first, before the military even used them. That was the story in Empire of the Summer Moon, right?

• 2:14:24Joe Rogan?

  Which is crazy that someone wouldn't want to buy something that can shoot five rounds. Thirty-six, damn. Wow, eighteen thirty-six. The revolver. Eighteen thirty-one-

• 2:14:35Speaker 06

  That was thirty-six.

• 2:14:35Joe Rogan?

  He invented the first practical revolver in eighteen thirty-one, received a US patent for the revolving cylinder design on February twenty-fifth, eighteen thirty-six. So in eighteen thirty-one, this motherfucker invented it. Eighteen thirty-six, he gets the patent, and nobody wanted it. They were like, "We don't want it. We don't want to pay for your fucking crazy revolver." Oh, he can stab with that. I'm an old-school musket guy.

• 2:15:01Joe Rogan?

  I want to take ten minutes. This guy- At each shot. These guys that are like, old-school in everything. There's gonna be always, always guys that are old-school musket guys. Look at that thing. Wow. What is that little thing on the side? Is that the gunpowder? That doesn't make sense. Like, how did that work? That, they do have, like, when did they invent bullets?

• 2:15:23Speaker 06

  They might have had to put, I think they had to make their own bullets, like, on the end.

• 2:15:26Joe Rogan?

  Oh my god, they had to make their own bullets. That's crazy. Of course.

• 2:15:30Speaker 06

  Yeah, right?

• 2:15:30Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:15:31Speaker 06

  If you ran out.

• 2:15:32Joe Rogan?

  So you probably have the cartridges, you pack all your bullshit in there, and you got your little fake top. I bet they sucked. I bet they, half the time, they didn't go off right.

• 2:15:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, they probably had the gun before they had the ammo invented, right?

• 2:15:44Joe Rogan?

  Hmm, yeah, probably. Yeah, because, right, how would he, he would have, I bet the first one, they had handmade ammo. When did they start mass-producing ammo, where you could just go buy ammo?

• 2:15:55Speaker 06

  I think that would be like World War I.

• 2:15:57Joe Rogan?

  Nah.

• 2:15:58Speaker 06

  Well, slightly. I've actually just read about this. I mean, a little bit before.

• 2:16:01Joe Rogan?

  American Civil War, they would have mass-produced ammo.

• 2:16:03Speaker 06

  Some, but we didn't have giant factories back then. They started converting factories to do stuff.

• 2:16:09Joe Rogan?

  Wow.

• 2:16:10Speaker 06

  And then, big war comes, and you may start making money off it.

• 2:16:15Joe Rogan?

  So it's a problem that like manufacturing goes big up when it's a nice fat war. People get real excited, a lot of jobs. It's like, don't get addicted to that.

• 2:16:26Speaker 04

  Well, maybe we did.

• 2:16:28Joe Rogan?

  Oh, we definitely did. Imagine like growing up in the 50s, the kind of patriotism people must have had after winning World War II.

• 2:16:35Speaker 04

  You'd feel so, dude, that'd be so sick.

• 2:16:37Joe Rogan?

  Wouldn't be incredible.

• 2:16:38Speaker 04

  Be awesome.

• 2:16:39Joe Rogan?

  It must have been amazing. We were fucking Americans. We saved the world. That was the narrative.

• 2:16:44Speaker 04

  And then Vietnam.

• 2:16:45Joe Rogan?

  Fucked it all up. And people couldn't believe it. I thought we were the good guys. We went to the good wars. Just makes you wonder, how many times have we been tricked? Like, how many times have people been tricked?

• 2:17:00Speaker 04

  Don't get into that.

• 2:17:01Joe Rogan?

  A lot.

• 2:17:02Speaker 04

  Don't get into that thought process.

• 2:17:04Joe Rogan?

  I love getting into that thought process. What's that, Jamie?

• 2:17:08Speaker 06

  Celebrations of Victory Day.

• 2:17:09Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, look at all these people, holding up signs that say peace. Everybody's so happy, they know they're gonna get to live. You only get that happy when you think you were gonna die. If there was no war, and these people just said, let's have a celebration for being an American day.

• 2:17:25Speaker 04

  There's a black guy dead center, that's nice.

• 2:17:26Speaker 06

  How do you get everybody to look at the camera?

• 2:17:29Speaker 04

  Good question. One black dude dead center.

• 2:17:32Joe Rogan?

  Some guy had a bullhorn.

• 2:17:33Speaker 06

  I guess.

• 2:17:34Joe Rogan?

  Everyone, please look towards the camera. We're gonna take a, that might be AI.

• 2:17:41Speaker 06

  I mean, yeah.

• 2:17:41Joe Rogan?

  Seems like there's too many people.

• 2:17:43Speaker 04

  No, I believe that picture.

• 2:17:44Joe Rogan?

  It's AI.

• 2:17:45Speaker 06

  It's like Times Square and everyone's just focused on one guy.

• 2:17:47Speaker 04

  It looks good. That's a Pink Floyd album.

• 2:17:50Speaker 06

  Well, down here too, I mean, maybe, maybe not, but it's just, uh, I guess if you see one camera, it wants to be in the picture, but.

• 2:17:56Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, what is that? Come on, son. What the fuck is that?

• 2:18:00Speaker 04

  There were like four cameras. They were probably like, holy shit, a camera's here.

• 2:18:03Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, right.

• 2:18:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:18:05Joe Rogan?

  Everybody look up here.

• 2:18:08Speaker 04

  Yeah. And back then, everyone was taking orders.

• 2:18:10Joe Rogan?

  Also, it might be AI.

• 2:18:12Speaker 04

  No, those are real. I believe those.

• 2:18:15Joe Rogan?

  It might be a simulation.

• 2:18:19Joe Rogan?

  Can you imagine being there, though? What a party. I bet everybody just fucked everybody.

• 2:18:21Speaker 03

  It's probably the best party ever.

• 2:18:23Joe Rogan?

  They probably went crazy for like days, just drinking and getting your fuck on.

• 2:18:28Speaker 03

  Then that hangover hits and you go, fuck.

• 2:18:30Joe Rogan?

  Back to the bar.

• 2:18:31Speaker 03

  I gotta go to work.

• 2:18:32Joe Rogan?

  Back to the bar. Crazy.

• 2:18:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, fuck all that PTSD those guys just got, you know? Coming home, drinking a couple beers.

• 2:18:41Joe Rogan?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 2:18:43Speaker 03

  Liberating a camp, seeing all that, going...

• 2:18:46Joe Rogan?

  Trench warfare.

• 2:18:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, World War I trenches.

• 2:18:49Joe Rogan?

  How about that?

• 2:18:50Speaker 03

  Bummer.

• 2:18:51Joe Rogan?

  How about what those people come back from, watching their buddies getting eaten by wolves?

• 2:18:56Joe Rogan?

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• 2:21:06Joe Rogan?

  Some reason. We're fighting Germany? Why?

• 2:21:10Joe Rogan?

  So he got flown in for some reason? In World War I, why? Yeah. For the record. Well, the craziest thing in World War I, it was a lot of crazy things, but the Fritz Haber story. What's that? Fritz Haber is the guy that invented Zyklon B, right? Oh. So he invented Zyklon A. He was the first inventor of it, but he invented it as a pesticide. And it had a very distinct odor. And then Zyklon B, they removed that odor. He also invented gas. He invented, he invented a bunch of shit. One of the things he invented is a way to get nitrogen out of the atmosphere. It's called the Haber method. And to this day, like 50% of the nitrogen in people's bodies in a lot of places in the world is through the Haber method. So that, that revolutionized fertilizer.

• 2:21:55Joe Rogan?

  So you can get nitrogen from the air. He figured this out. At the same time, he was using gas to bound, to, to fucking kill the Allied troops with giant fans. So at the same time, he was up for a Nobel Prize. He was also wanted for war crimes.

• 2:22:11Joe Rogan?

  And he was Jewish. So eventually. The guy who invented Zyklon B was Jewish? Yes. And eventually he had to flee. Talk about your all time backfires. They kept him around for a while. They tried because he was so valuable because he came up with the gas. Yeah. And then eventually he had to flee. They didn't kill him, but they let him flee the country and he died on the road. He died like in transit. He had a bad heart, I believe. Oh, it's a terrible story, dude. There's, there's worse to it. His wife committed suicide in front of him. And he left anyway to go to the front lines. And he left his like 13 year old son with her as she was dying.

• 2:22:49Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, she shot herself in front of him.

• 2:22:52Speaker 04

  And he was like, fuck it, I'm going to, well.

• 2:22:53Joe Rogan?

  I'm going to the front line.

• 2:22:54Speaker 04

  He was probably gonna kill himself.

• 2:22:56Joe Rogan?

  It's a, it's a crazy story.

• 2:22:58Speaker 04

  Damn.

• 2:22:58Joe Rogan?

  Crazy story.

• 2:23:00Speaker 04

  It's a good movie.

• 2:23:00Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, but imagine like you've invented this thing that unquestionably helped so many human beings. You figured out how to get nitrogen from the atmosphere and you could use it as industrial fertilizer. How much food was grown? How many people were fed? How many, how many starving people were prevented because of this guy's method? Yeah, at the same time, he figured out you could just gas people, just sending up poison through the air. And everybody downwind, dead. Men, women, children, medical workers, dogs, cats, pigs, fuck you.

• 2:23:34Joe Rogan?

  It's a cloud of poison with giant fans.

• 2:23:39Joe Rogan?

  Just blowing poison towards you. Fuck.

• 2:23:44Joe Rogan?

  But I mean, you know, why is it better to shoot people? Why is it better what we did in Hiroshima?

• 2:23:48Speaker 04

  No, it's way better.

• 2:23:49Joe Rogan?

  The gas?

• 2:23:50Speaker 04

  No.

• 2:23:51Joe Rogan?

  Shooting people?

• 2:23:51Speaker 04

  Yes. Do you hear those stories of getting fucking gassed?

• 2:23:54Joe Rogan?

  The nicest way.

• 2:23:55Speaker 04

  Those are the worst things I've ever heard.

• 2:23:56Joe Rogan?

  Is a big nuke. That's the nicest. He just goes by.

• 2:23:59Speaker 04

  Unless you're on the slight, slight outskirts, then you're getting burned.

• 2:24:05Joe Rogan?

  You know what the craziest thing that anybody said to me on the podcast recently?

• 2:24:10Joe Rogan?

  This dude was talking, we were talking about UFOs. And one of the things that he said was that one of the ways that they had described one of the things that they're working on that they thought was a back engineered craft. The way they described it as a simultaneous nuclear payload delivery system. Meaning that the moment you want it, or instantaneous.

• 2:24:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:24:34Joe Rogan?

  Instantaneous, instantaneously. Like it literally shows up wherever you want it to be and delivers the nuclear bomb. Like there's no delay. There's nothing because it's operating on some sort of a gravity propulsion system that bends space around it and rockets it towards whatever that point in time or the point on the map you want it to be instantaneously. Imagine if the fucking, this is the reason why the aliens haven't landed, is because we gave, they came here, they dropped off some UFOs, they said, "Hey, guys, figure this out, this is how we travel." And we said, "Wouldn't it be cool to just nuke people instantly?"

• 2:25:13Speaker 04

  We could put a gun on this thing.

• 2:25:15Joe Rogan?

  And that's how they described it, instantaneous nuclear payload delivery system. And I was like, "That might be the most terrifying thing that any..." Because what kind of fucking sociopaths are in control of the UFO program? If the first thing they do with it is figure out how to make a nuke go instantly, anywhere you want in the world.

• 2:25:35Speaker 04

  What year did all the UFO shit start?

• 2:25:38Joe Rogan?

  It all started after the bombs.

• 2:25:39Speaker 04

  Roswell, when was Roswell?

• 2:25:40Joe Rogan?

  Forty-seven.

• 2:25:41Speaker 04

  That's straight to fucking put a nuke on this thing. That's all they were thinking about.

• 2:25:45Joe Rogan?

  That's all they're thinking of?

• 2:25:47Speaker 04

  It's the only thing they're thinking about.

• 2:25:48Joe Rogan?

  The moment we can figure this out, we're putting a fucking nuke on it.

• 2:25:51Speaker 04

  Wait, we can kill everybody?

• 2:25:52Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, they just had to drop them out of propeller planes two years ago. Think of that. So they go from

• 2:26:00Joe Rogan?

  dropping it out of a fucking giant propeller plane to two years later, supposedly this thing crashes and they're back engineering it and like, really quickly inventing the transistor, weird scientific providence to it. And then the other weird thing was fiber optics. There's a lot of weird stuff after Roswell. A lot of weird inventions.

• 2:26:19Speaker 04

  I will say though, devil's advocate, it's forty-seven, forty-eight. That's like, the whole, the whole country is inventing things for war. For war.

• 2:26:28Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:26:29Speaker 04

  So we're inventing, we're trying our hardest to invent this shit.

• 2:26:32Joe Rogan?

  Oh, a hundred percent. There's just a weird story behind the transistor.

• 2:26:35Speaker 04

  What's that?

• 2:26:36Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, well, you can find it, Jamie. We brought it up the other day. It is odd when you read it, because it's

• 2:26:41Speaker 04

  I don't know how that shit works.

• 2:26:42Joe Rogan?

  The way to create it, it's such a crazy invention, the way to create it. And then there's like the dispute between the guy who was given credit for inventing it, and these other guys that were scientists, and they're like, "That guy's a fucking bozo." Like, there's no, why, why did he get the credit for that? And it more likely, it was something that they got from somewhere. It's like, there's a weird leap between what they were thinking of doing and what this is. I'm butchering it until we get the quote.

• 2:27:10Speaker 04

  I bet back then you could just, if somebody was a scientist and invented something, you'd go...

• 2:27:14Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, well, they just did it. I can't believe I invented it. That guy at MIT. Wow. Bro, that's terrifying. That's terrifying. It's the same guy as the, the Brown shooting. Is it? Is that what they're saying? How convenient. Is he dead already? How convenient. Mm-hmm. How convenient. I could be wrong on that. Jamie, I know you're looking at multiple things. But didn't they say the, uh, the Portuguese guy who was a physicist who did the Brown shooting? The guy who did the Brown shooting was a physicist? Yes. They, they know this for sure. I think so. And they, they think the same guy. Yeah. What?

• 2:27:52Joe Rogan?

  Sus- okay, Brown University shooting live update. Suspect in Brown and MIT shootings found dead as motive remains unclear. Holy.

• 2:28:04Joe Rogan?

  Suspect had 200 rounds, laser sights.

• 2:28:09Joe Rogan?

  Hmm.

• 2:28:12Joe Rogan?

  Okay, um.

• 2:28:15Joe Rogan?

  So, this is the suspect in the Brown University shooting and the MIT shooting. So he's a suspect in both shootings.

• 2:28:26Joe Rogan?

  Forty-eight-year-old Portuguese national. So he goes there and he shoots this guy that's a fusion scientist that's working on crazy shit and is talking about. See if you can find the thing where he was talking about, um, we played it, right? Where he was talking about the poles. The electromagnetic poles, the north and south poles that they have to switch. And if they don't switch, we lose our electromagnetic sphere that's protecting us.

• 2:28:52Joe Rogan?

  I don't believe it. Magneto-sphere. I don't believe it. You don't believe it? No. No? Too crazy? Yeah. Fuck it. There's no way, dude. But if this guy. I'm focused on college football. I get it. I don't, I have no. They killed this guy, though. I have no use for electromagnetic spheres. But if this guy invented some, or was on to some technology that could revolutionize power. If he really did find like cold fusion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those guys get killed. That's, I mean, when you assume, when, when a super brain, brainiac nerd dude gets killed. Yeah. And he's involved in some fusion project. Absolutely. And then 24 hours later, Trump Truth Social like merges with a fusion power company. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did that happen? Yeah. Oh.

• 2:29:37Speaker 03

  Jesus Christ, are you serious?

• 2:29:39Joe Rogan?

  Yes. Yeah, pull that story up. I'm thinking about college football playoffs. I know, I'm thinking about Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua.

• 2:29:47Speaker 03

  That'll be fun.

• 2:29:48Joe Rogan?

  Here it goes. True social parent to merge with nuclear fusion firm in $6 billion deal. By the way, could be totally unrelated. What a coincidence. Or, Trump Media and Technology Group, the social media and crypto company part owned by President Trump, said it would help develop a utility scale fusion power plant.

• 2:30:09Speaker 03

  I wish that, you know what that Portuguese fellow should have done is waited till, he should have got, if he was a real Portuguese man, he would have waited to see Cristiano Ronaldo one more time.

• 2:30:19Speaker 03

  He should have waited till after the summer to shoot this fucking.

• 2:30:21Joe Rogan?

  Um, here's a stupid, here's a very stupid question, but a valid one. What's the difference in fusion and fission? Do we currently use fission, correct? Is that what they do? Is fusion what we don't use? Like, which, which, which is which?

• 2:30:34Speaker 03

  That's not a stupid question, that's a insanely smart question.

• 2:30:36Joe Rogan?

  Cause cold fusion is the holy grail. Nuclear fission and fusion are two distinct nuclear processes that release energy by altering atomic nuclei, but they operate in opposite ways. Fission splits heavy atoms like uranium, while fusion combines light atoms like hydrogen isotopes. Oh, okay. So is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb? Put that in there.

• 2:31:00Speaker 03

  JMo, bring up TJ Duckett highlights.

• 2:31:03Joe Rogan?

  Just find out, please. Is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb? It's fission? Hydrogen bomb, but it says it combines light atoms like hydrogen isotopes in fusion.

• 2:31:17Joe Rogan?

  Different process. Okay, so cold fusion is something that they're all searching for. Oh, the fuel is uranium and plutonium. Key differences.

• 2:31:32Speaker 06

  Is it H, is it a hydrogen bomb, fission, or fusion?

• 2:31:40Joe Rogan?

  Here we go.

• 2:31:44Joe Rogan?

  Fusion? Yeah, so it is.

• 2:31:47Speaker 04

  No, yeah.

• 2:31:47Speaker 06

  Fusion is the trigger.

• 2:31:48Joe Rogan?

  Oh, it uses, how weird.

• 2:31:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 2:31:51Joe Rogan?

  It's known as a thermonuclear bomb, primarily relies on nuclear fusion for its immense destructive power, but it uses nuclear fission as the initial trigger. Okay. So fission is the trigger.

• 2:32:05Speaker 06

  Yeah, I think that's, that's what the whole movie, they're figuring out in that Oppenheimer movie, like the uranium splitting and

• 2:32:11Joe Rogan?

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:32:11Speaker 06

  Once they figured one out, then they, you know, that's what I got out of it.

• 2:32:15Joe Rogan?

  Bro, and the bombs they make now, make these, the ones they made back then, look like little baby bombs.

• 2:32:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 2:32:22Joe Rogan?

  Saur bomba?

• 2:32:23Speaker 06

  There you go, atomic bomb is fission only.

• 2:32:26Joe Rogan?

  Wow.

• 2:32:27Speaker 06

  Hydrogen is thermonuclear. So I think it's megatons versus kilotons.

• 2:32:33Joe Rogan?

  This is good. I'm gonna crack someone when the bomb goes off. Yeah, we're getting nuked, so I'm gonna go, actually.

• 2:32:39Speaker 06

  Hold on.

• 2:32:41Joe Rogan?

  That looks like fission to me.

• 2:32:42Speaker 04

  Are you gonna try to whack one off if the bomb's coming?

• 2:32:45Joe Rogan?

  I

• 2:32:46Speaker 04

  If you have thirty seconds.

• 2:32:46Joe Rogan?

  I didn't think I was that type of guy, but Based on, uh, fucking my experience with Ken Burns, I might be that guy. I don't think, I've never been scared of it, like I should jack off.

• 2:32:56Speaker 04

  There's no sin in that. You're gonna go, you're gonna go. There's no sin in that. It is what it is.

• 2:33:03Joe Rogan?

  I think that's a sin, I think.

• 2:33:04Speaker 04

  Nah.

• 2:33:04Joe Rogan?

  You don't wanna sin right at the end.

• 2:33:05Speaker 04

  I don't believe it.

• 2:33:06Joe Rogan?

  Right at the buzzer.

• 2:33:06Speaker 04

  I don't believe it. There's a bunch of sins I think people made up.

• 2:33:09Joe Rogan?

  Jacking off?

• 2:33:10Speaker 04

  How about wearing two different types of cloth?

• 2:33:13Joe Rogan?

  Well, I would never.

• 2:33:14Speaker 04

  You're not supposed to. That's crazy, that's crazy that you sin if you do that. If you wanna go old school, you're sinning if you do that.

• 2:33:22Joe Rogan?

  We all know, there's a difference. You have a conscience.

• 2:33:25Speaker 04

  Right.

• 2:33:26Joe Rogan?

  You know.

• 2:33:26Speaker 04

  The jack off conscience?

• 2:33:27Joe Rogan?

  You know what a sin is.

• 2:33:28Speaker 04

  Right.

• 2:33:29Joe Rogan?

  Depends what you jacked off to.

• 2:33:32Speaker 06

  This is the current website to get into the Epstein files.

• 2:33:35Joe Rogan?

  You're now in line. I'm in the queue. Oh, wow. What the? Your estimated wait time is one minute. Is it moving? Oh, less than a minute.

• 2:33:44Speaker 04

  Wait, we're gonna get into the Epstein files?

• 2:33:46Joe Rogan?

  Look, we're about to get in. This is like, they just put them out like an hour ago. Ninety-six percent. Less than a minute. We're at ninety-six percent getting into the Epstein files.

• 2:33:52Speaker 06

  What do you think's gonna pop up first?

• 2:33:53Joe Rogan?

  Oh, it's your turn.

• 2:33:54Speaker 04

  Holy shit.

• 2:33:56Joe Rogan?

  Oh, we're gonna see some shit. You are now being redirected to the website. Bro, immediately a virus gets uploaded to your computer. They get a FaceTime video of every jerking off session you're gonna have for the re- now to the rest of your life. It'll all be in a database.

• 2:34:10Speaker 06

  Alright, first thing that starts off with a privacy notice.

• 2:34:13Joe Rogan?

  Okay, okay. Type to search, court records.

• 2:34:16Speaker 04

  We'll never find it, shit.

• 2:34:18Joe Rogan?

  What do you think is gonna come out? So, this is all happening live. It just happened an hour ago. What do you think is gonna come out of all this?

• 2:34:23Speaker 04

  I dunno, type in Donald Trump in search. We're gonna find out real quick what's...

• 2:34:31Speaker 04

  No results found.

• 2:34:33Joe Rogan?

  Crazy. Please try a different search.

• 2:34:35Speaker 04

  Bill Clinton.

• 2:34:37Joe Rogan?

  The greatest president.

• 2:34:40Speaker 04

  Bill Clinton.

• 2:34:41Joe Rogan?

  Saved America.

• 2:34:42Speaker 04

  Forty-eight thousand results.

• 2:34:43Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, here we go. No results found. Oh, interesting. Interesting. Bill Gates. No results found. Crazy.

• 2:34:51Speaker 04

  I...

• 2:34:51Joe Rogan?

  I guess everybody's innocent.

• 2:34:53Speaker 04

  Turns out everyone was innocent. He was a lone, lone horny man.

• 2:34:57Joe Rogan?

  Bro, I mean, this... It's, it's, you saw the search. It's over. Okay? Case closed.

• 2:35:03Speaker 04

  Guys, can we stop talking about Epstein?

• 2:35:08Speaker 04

  Get over it.

• 2:35:08Speaker 06

  Handwritten text portions of these documents may not be electronically searchable or produce unreliable search results, so you gotta dig yourself.

• 2:35:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're just gonna have to wait. We're gonna have to wait a few days.

• 2:35:19Joe Rogan?

  You gotta wait for the super nerds to get in there.

• 2:35:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, let the nerds go through that.

• 2:35:21Joe Rogan?

  Get in there and go to work.

• 2:35:22Speaker 04

  The guys not watching Alabama, Oklahoma. Or...

• 2:35:25Joe Rogan?

  Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua.

• 2:35:26Speaker 04

  It's gonna be incredible.

• 2:35:27Joe Rogan?

  What do you think's gonna happen?

• 2:35:29Speaker 04

  I think, uh, if Joshua tries his hardest, it's just a jab will win. A jab's gonna win the fight. He's gonna... It's gonna be...

• 2:35:39Joe Rogan?

  Just jab the shit out of him?

• 2:35:40Speaker 04

  He's so much taller and bigger. And he's better at boxing.

• 2:35:44Joe Rogan?

  It's just crazy that he wanted to do it. That Jake Paul wanted to fight Anthony Joshua.

• 2:35:50Speaker 04

  I wonder how much Jake got?

• 2:35:53Joe Rogan?

  Oh, he must be getting an extraordinary amount of money for this. Cause everyone's gonna watch.

• 2:35:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:35:58Joe Rogan?

  Whether you're a, you know, a know it all boxing expert type fake guy like me or someone else.

• 2:36:04Speaker 04

  No, you know you're boxing.

• 2:36:04Joe Rogan?

  I know a little. There's guys that are real boxing experts, but at the point is. Everyone's gonna watch it. Even the casuals, everyone's gonna watch it.

• 2:36:12Speaker 04

  I'm gonna watch it.

• 2:36:13Joe Rogan?

  Cause it's nuts. It's a nutty idea.

• 2:36:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:36:15Joe Rogan?

  Like Gervonta Davis is not the best idea. Gervonta is small. He fights at 135. That's crazy. You can't be bigger than the guy, but when the guy's way bigger than you, now I'm interested. Like, okay.

• 2:36:26Speaker 04

  For sure. Gervonta would fuck him up. Uh, depends what, I don't know how mu- how big Jake is.

• 2:36:31Joe Rogan?

  He's big. He's, uh, he weighs 216 and he's solid as a rock. And Gervonta fights 135. That's way bigger.

• 2:36:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:36:38Joe Rogan?

  That's way bigger.

• 2:36:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:36:40Joe Rogan?

  There's a lot of like. The even only. Skill is awesome, but it only goes so far when someone's that huge.

• 2:36:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:36:48Joe Rogan?

  You know?

• 2:36:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, just like.

• 2:36:49Joe Rogan?

  Gervonta probably could fuck him up, cause he's really fucking good.

• 2:36:53Speaker 04

  You didn't hear me.

• 2:36:53Joe Rogan?

  I heard that. There's him knocking down and gone.

• 2:36:56Speaker 04

  That's what happened. That would, that's me and you.

• 2:36:58Joe Rogan?

  Look at this.

• 2:36:59Speaker 04

  I'm Joshua, yeah, that's you.

• 2:37:02Joe Rogan?

  Dude. You do not want to get popped by this guy. He's so big.

• 2:37:07Speaker 04

  No.

• 2:37:08Joe Rogan?

  And he's been knocking people out forever, man.

• 2:37:10Speaker 04

  Wouldn't you think any? Top heavyweight would? Knock out? Jake Paul?

• 2:37:16Joe Rogan?

  Well, there's guys he said like openly, he doesn't want to fight. Like he doesn't want to fight David Benavides. He's like, fuck that.

• 2:37:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:37:22Joe Rogan?

  I don't want to fight that guy.

• 2:37:23Speaker 04

  But he thinks Joshua's?

• 2:37:25Joe Rogan?

  I don't get it, man. Benavides is fucking terrifying. Make no mistake about it.

• 2:37:29Speaker 04

  We got Ruiz. You could've got, you could've got Ruiz out there.

• 2:37:33Joe Rogan?

  Which one?

• 2:37:33Speaker 04

  Isn't that, the chubby guy?

• 2:37:36Joe Rogan?

  Oh, Andy. Yes.

• 2:37:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:37:38Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um.

• 2:37:40Speaker 04

  Could've got him out.

• 2:37:42Speaker 03

  But he might not have taken it easy. I think there's.

• 2:37:45Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, Andy.

• 2:37:46Speaker 03

  Trying to find a guy who's gonna take it easy.

• 2:37:48Joe Rogan?

  You think Joshua's gonna take it easy?

• 2:37:51Speaker 03

  Well, that's what I was saying about the speech he gave. I don't, I don't know. That seems like a wild card.

• 2:37:56Joe Rogan?

  That was a crazy speech.

• 2:37:57Speaker 03

  It seems like a guy who's.

• 2:37:58Joe Rogan?

  I'd never heard that speech.

• 2:37:58Speaker 03

  Up to do whatever.

• 2:38:00Joe Rogan?

  I can't believe that I never saw that until you brought it up. No, no, don't make me.

• 2:38:04Speaker 03

  It got, it got.

• 2:38:05Speaker 06

  He did some hip hip parades and.

• 2:38:06Speaker 03

  It got weird, dude. I was watching it, cause I, I like Anthony Joshua and I was watching it going, this is fucking crazy.

• 2:38:13Joe Rogan?

  Well. When a dude outboxes you like that, he's a smaller guy and he outboxes you two fights in a row, like it really batters you a little bit. At least in one of them. There were some moments in like the last round where he was just getting boxed up, man.

• 2:38:29Joe Rogan?

  Usyk's so good. He's so slick. That guy's 38.

• 2:38:35Speaker 03

  Post-fight though, I'll, I'll give anyone, you can say anything. Like I remember when, like remember when McGregor broke his leg?

• 2:38:42Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:38:43Speaker 03

  And everyone's like, I can't believe he's saying all this. It's like, dude.

• 2:38:45Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:38:46Speaker 03

  He was in a fight 20 seconds ago.

• 2:38:48Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:38:48Speaker 03

  He's gonna be saying crazy shit.

• 2:38:50Joe Rogan?

  And his leg's broken.

• 2:38:51Speaker 03

  And he just, he's in terrible pain.

• 2:38:53Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:38:54Speaker 03

  Like, I don't know, post-fight interview is like, they're gonna say wild shit. They were just in a fight.

• 2:38:59Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. If there's ever a time where someone should have pulled out of a fight, it's that one.

• 2:39:04Speaker 03

  Oh, cause his leg was.

• 2:39:06Joe Rogan?

  His leg was fucked up before that fight. They knew it. They, they had done MRIs on it and shit. They didn't know what it was. You know, it was probably like a deep bone bruise, but then the next impact on it snapped it. Maybe he had a hairline fracture or something.

• 2:39:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, it wasn't just the chest.

• 2:39:19Joe Rogan?

  He was compromised. It wasn't much, man. It wasn't much. It wasn't much when you consider all the times that. It's weird because sometimes it doesn't take much. It's just, it hits the kneecap the right way or the, the shin at the high spot.

• 2:39:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:39:32Joe Rogan?

  Like the top of the shin up here. It's so hard to break and you, the flexible part of your shin will just snap on it. But that one didn't kinda look like that. And then when I heard afterwards that it was already compromised going into that fight, I'm like, oh man, that's a bad idea. But you think you could do anything when you're Conor McGregor. You know, like fuck this guy. He beat me the first fight, but I'm gonna fuck him up the second fight.

• 2:39:54Speaker 03

  Being Conor McGregor is literally being on cocaine.

• 2:39:57Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:39:58Speaker 03

  Whether you're honest or not.

• 2:39:59Joe Rogan?

  Just going, ah.

• 2:40:04Joe Rogan?

  Bro, he had the wildest press conferences back when he was fighting Jose Aldo. That must have been so fun to be at those. They were crazy. How fun was it? I didn't go to the press conferences. I watched them. Oh, really? No, no, I never go. How about the weigh-ins though? The weigh-ins were wild. The whole crowd's Irish? The weigh-ins were crazy, yeah. Well, the weigh-ins were crazy also because that's a day, that's when they used to have to really weigh in. So they had to get on the scale in front of everybody. Yeah. Now they have ceremonial weigh-ins. So now you weigh in and then you rehydrate and then you get on the scale and I say, "Official weight is 145." Everybody cheers. So when Conor is standing there facing off with Jose Aldo, he looks like a skeleton. Bro, he looked. Yeah, see if you can find that. It was crazy.

• 2:40:46Joe Rogan?

  So, let's see him get on the scale.

• 2:40:51Joe Rogan?

  That's Jose Aldo.

• 2:40:54Joe Rogan?

  So Conor would get on first. Conor got on first. Look at him. Bro, look how sunk in he is.

• 2:41:04Joe Rogan?

  Bro, how do you not? I mean, he must be feeling like utter dog shit. Yeah, how do you not faint?

• 2:41:21Joe Rogan?

  He's fainting a kick. Like I have to, like, get between everybody.

• 2:42:06Joe Rogan?

  Bro, that was back when he was fighting 145. That boy was big at 145. Chugging electrolytes. Let me see what they look like. Jose Aldo was big at 45 too, man. Jose Aldo was one of the greatest 145 pounders. Bro, not to be a psycho, I didn't know Charlie Kirk was.

• 2:42:27Joe Rogan?

  Holy shit. Bro. That's dark. It's not. He speaks Portuguese, trust me. It's not Charlie Kirk.

• 2:42:37Joe Rogan?

  Son of a bitch. Hold on, no, no, no, I'm not making light of anything. If you meet him. That looked exactly like Charlie Kirk. If you meet him, he does it. It's just the angle.

• 2:42:46Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, hold on. It's just the angle, I'm telling you. No, you're into something. What's going on here?

• 2:42:54Joe Rogan?

  Crisis actors. You ever see those people that get like, super obsessed with crisis actors? Well, hold on, that's another thing. That's a good point. Yes, now look at what he looks the next day. He's all filled in. His eyes, his face. Oh, it's completely filled in. I wonder if back then you were allowed to use, um, IVs? Cause you weighed in the same day. I mean, excuse me, you weighed in, uh, on the scale, not the same day, the day before.

• 2:43:24Joe Rogan?

  Oh. Oh my god.

• 2:43:29Joe Rogan?

  It's the first time I've ever said he slept him, ever, in a fight. It just came out. Yeah. Cause it was like, that's what he did, he just slept him. Like, that was crazy. And the fact that he did it after like, months and months and months of taunting and shit talking and... Worst case. Woo! For Aldo's worst case. God, that blows. It blows, yeah. And it was, yeah, it's just a quick... Oh, that sucks. Bro, you ever see Aldo in his prime? Yeah. Aldo, when he was in the WEC. Didn't see that. Bro, um, Aldo won't use, this is the first time in years Aldo won't use IVs to rehydrate.

• 2:44:08Joe Rogan?

  Oh, that's crazy. That was when it happened? Six months before that is when it started. Oh, well, so Aldo always got big at 145 and, and there was been a few, there was a few weigh-ins. We got real big where he had a really hard time making 145 and then he started fighting at 135. And he just got like a, a real good guy, like a specialist to help him with the weight cut and he made it pretty easy. Nutritionist, got everything dialed in. Just makes you think like if that guy was at 35 the whole time.

• 2:44:46Joe Rogan?

  He was fucking everybody up at 45, you know?

• 2:44:51Joe Rogan?

  That everybody remembers him for that fight. That's a problem. That's a tough one. He was so good, dude. Isn't he, wasn't he still fighting? He just retired. Yeah. Yeah, just retired. Like this year? Yeah. I think he got a bad, like a very close decision didn't go his way. Yeah. And he retired. That's right. Zohab. I watched it, yeah. Yeah.

• 2:45:11Joe Rogan?

  He was, kept, kept going. Well, he tried to take that dude out and he survived. Zohab survived. And he was, he just emptied the gas tank trying to take him out. And then Zohab was on top in the end of the fight. Who do you like now? Who's, who's the young guy? Cause you told me about Jack Delamatalena a while ago. Oh, Otteba Gautier. This guy from Cameroon? Really? Oh, he's fucking terrifying. Did he fight last? He's 185 pounds, six foot four, built like a Greek god. Yeah. Smokes everybody. Everybody just gets smoked. Did he fight last week?

• 2:45:51Joe Rogan?

  No, he didn't fight last week, but um, I'm, I'm not sure when he's fighting again, but see if you could find his uh, like a highlight reel of his KOs, bro. Yeah? Otteba Gautier.

• 2:46:04Joe Rogan?

  I hope I'm saying it right.

• 2:46:05Speaker 04

  Could have never spelled that.

• 2:46:07Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, when you have to say it, uh, in a way in. But this guy.

• 2:46:11Speaker 04

  No, I've seen you. I've seen you fucking write them out.

• 2:46:13Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I fuck it up all the time. There's too many guys. I can't remember all of them. But this guy, just his style. However, I mispronounce his name or get it right. His fucking, he's terrifying.

• 2:46:23Speaker 04

  What the fuck is that guy?

• 2:46:24Joe Rogan?

  Bro, he's 185. And the guy on the left, Shawn Strickland, used to be the 85-pound champion. And still one of the best 85-pounders in the world. The silent assassin. Um, just see if you can find a highlight reel. They got some, some action of this dude just fucking people up.

• 2:46:45Joe Rogan?

  Megan Thee Stallion. So you back it up a little so you can see.

• 2:46:49Joe Rogan?

  Just fucking people up, dude. Terrifying power. Super speed, excellent technique, everything.

• 2:46:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:46:57Joe Rogan?

  Guy's got a bunch of cats.

• 2:46:58Speaker 04

  I like that. That's a psycho.

• 2:47:00Joe Rogan?

  Yeah. He likes to go visit cats. Yeah. Bro, he's, he's good, man. He's good. Super fucking strong, too. Very, you know, like, very big for the weight class.

• 2:47:11Joe Rogan?

  And awesome striking technique, man.

• 2:47:13Speaker 04

  Young.

• 2:47:16Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 2:47:16Joe Rogan?

  Bro. He fought this dude and that guy was so fucking tough.

• 2:47:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:47:22Joe Rogan?

  And that guy just kept waving him in. Yeah, bro. It was, I mean, most humans would have been gone before that. This guy hung in there as long as he could. Still trying to get him off him. Yeah. But that dude, he's, that, that guy's the future. I feel like those, uh. He's the future.

• 2:47:40Speaker 04

  I feel like the jacked Africans eventually run into a nasty, dirty white guy.

• 2:47:44Joe Rogan?

  They could run into a Russian wrestler.

• 2:47:46Speaker 04

  No, like, uh, Nganu Miochus is just a guy that's like a firefighter from Cleveland. Oh, he's 23?

• 2:47:53Joe Rogan?

  The thing you have to recognize about, um, Francis Nganu though. Francis Nganu, when he fought Miochus for the world title, had only been doing MMA for like four years.

• 2:48:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:48:05Joe Rogan?

  Like, when they had a rematch, a couple of years later. Francis was a different human being. And he fucked him up. And he was real patient.

• 2:48:14Speaker 03

  But that first fight.

• 2:48:15Joe Rogan?

  First fight was crazy.

• 2:48:16Speaker 03

  That was just a guy surviving, just going, he's gonna get tired.

• 2:48:19Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:48:20Speaker 03

  It was awesome.

• 2:48:21Joe Rogan?

  It was awesome. It was like probably one of Stipe's most impressive victories, because Francis was like flatlining everybody. And he also took a lot of shots in that fight.

• 2:48:30Speaker 03

  He did.

• 2:48:30Joe Rogan?

  He ate a lot of big shots.

• 2:48:32Speaker 03

  I was cheering for the white.

• 2:48:33Joe Rogan?

  Were you?

• 2:48:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, if you don't know the sport, you go, I'm cheering for the fucking shitty looking white guy, I hope he wins. Who's he fighting? The most jacked black dude of all time?

• 2:48:44Joe Rogan?

  Literally.

• 2:48:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:48:45Joe Rogan?

  He's a guy who has to cut weight to make 265, natural.

• 2:48:48Speaker 03

  Fan of Mexicans too, I like to see a Mexican get in there. Like that guy, that guy that was just taunting that guy, that's hilarious.

• 2:48:54Joe Rogan?

  They got a spirit for fighting, I'll tell you that. There's like a Mexican fighting spirit. There's been so many Mexican combat sports champions. Like, think about how many boxers that are like world champions that were Mexican. It's, the number's nuts. Julio Cesar Chavez, Canelo, Salvador Sanchez, you can go down the line forever and ever and ever. There's so many Mexican champions.

• 2:49:16Speaker 03

  They're like Jews and Nobel Peace Prize.

• 2:49:19Speaker 03

  They fucking, they got their thing, bro.

• 2:49:23Joe Rogan?

  It's so true.

• 2:49:24Speaker 03

  Oh, this is what I was gonna say earlier about the crisis actors. It's the same thing as like, uh, like when they go, that's a crisis actor.

• 2:49:31Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:49:31Speaker 03

  It's like, no, he just went through the most insane, it's like interviewing a fighter after a fight. He's gonna be weird.

• 2:49:38Joe Rogan?

  Right.

• 2:49:38Speaker 03

  Like, you don't know how you would react.

• 2:49:40Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, you have no idea.

• 2:49:41Speaker 03

  You go, this is a fucking crisis actor. It's like, dude, he's, he just went through something he didn't know was happening. And all of a sudden, it's the worst thing ever.

• 2:49:49Joe Rogan?

  But also, don't you think crisis actors are real? Like, if you were gonna pull off a major propaganda event, and you could hire someone to pretend that something happened and, and give a narrative, and get that guy on camera right away.

• 2:50:03Speaker 03

  How many actors do you know? A lot, right?

• 2:50:07Joe Rogan?

  Uh, yeah, I know a good amount.

• 2:50:08Speaker 03

  How many do you think would keep their fucking mouth shut about whatever they're working on?

• 2:50:12Joe Rogan?

  Zero. But here's the thing. You don't have to be an actor to act.

• 2:50:16Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 2:50:17Joe Rogan?

  Right?

• 2:50:19Joe Rogan?

  Kevin Durant was really good in, not Kevin Durant.

• 2:50:22Speaker 03

  Kevin Durant rules.

• 2:50:22Joe Rogan?

  Kevin Barnett was really good.

• 2:50:24Speaker 03

  Kevin Durant's on your brain, that's so funny. You got fucking Durantula on the brain?

• 2:50:30Joe Rogan?

  Um, anyway, people have acted that are like not actors.

• 2:50:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, you see tires?

• 2:50:36Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, there you go.

• 2:50:38Speaker 03

  None of us can act. No, but wait, crisis actors, I don't, I genuinely don't know if that's...

• 2:50:45Joe Rogan?

  Well, I know that MKUltra exists, right?

• 2:50:47Speaker 03

  For sure.

• 2:50:48Joe Rogan?

  So you know that they do mind control.

• 2:50:49Speaker 03

  I do know that.

• 2:50:49Joe Rogan?

  And you know they do regime change things, you know they do propaganda. Do you think they've ever put together like something fake?

• 2:50:56Speaker 03

  Yes, I think, I think maybe pulling down that statue in Iraq, they had some fucking brown people show up and be like, yeah, we like this. I don't think, like Sandy Hook, a guy getting done with Sandy Hook, his kids just died, and right before he gets interviewed, he's like smiling.

• 2:51:12Joe Rogan?

  No, no.

• 2:51:13Speaker 03

  No, no, of course, that's a touching one, but like, people going, that's a crisis actor. Because he was smiling before the interview, it's like dude, he's in, he's a mental nut job.

• 2:51:22Joe Rogan?

  Who knows what happened with that guy?

• 2:51:25Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 2:51:25Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, you can't.

• 2:51:26Speaker 03

  I don't think, I think it'd be tough to get American crisis actors, I think it would be tough. Because somebody would go, I went to fucking middle school with that guy.

• 2:51:33Joe Rogan?

  For sure, that's a good point.

• 2:51:35Speaker 03

  I don't know, maybe I'm wrong.

• 2:51:36Joe Rogan?

  No, no, it's a real good point.

• 2:51:37Speaker 03

  I think it's easy to get a group of Muslims in Iraq to be like, celebrate when we tear down the Saddam statue.

• 2:51:42Joe Rogan?

  Do you remember when Benghazi happened, and then there was this, was it Benghazi that was attached to that weird video? There was a weird video that someone had made, it was like an anti-Muslim video, and they were trying to say that it was, the attack was in response to this video.

• 2:52:00Speaker 03

  I'm not sure.

• 2:52:01Joe Rogan?

  Do you remember, there was something, it was something really kooky and people were not buying it? It was real weird, there was like some sort of like...

• 2:52:10Joe Rogan?

  American propaganda film about Muslims.

• 2:52:15Joe Rogan?

  God, I don't remember it. Does that, any of this ring a bell, Jamie?

• 2:52:20Speaker 04

  Sort of, I'm trying to remember what it would have been about.

• 2:52:23Joe Rogan?

  There was like a video that they were trying to say, oh, they attacked us because of this video. And then everybody was like, wait, what? And then it made more people like dig into the whole story behind the thing. And go, whoa, who's, you guys are lying about all kinds of shit.

• 2:52:36Speaker 04

  No, they're lying about all types of shit, without a doubt.

• 2:52:38Joe Rogan?

  Always.

• 2:52:38Speaker 04

  I'm just saying.

• 2:52:41Speaker 04

  After a school shooting or like a thing in America, like having fake actors.

• 2:52:47Joe Rogan?

  It seems impossible.

• 2:52:48Speaker 04

  Seems impossible to me.

• 2:52:49Joe Rogan?

  It seems impossible.

• 2:52:50Speaker 04

  Not because I don't think they would like to do that.

• 2:52:53Joe Rogan?

  Right, it just seems like it couldn't pull it off.

• 2:52:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:52:56Joe Rogan?

  But they, they definitely use agent provocateurs, like they, they definitely did at the Capitol. They used guys that pretended to be patriots.

• 2:53:07Speaker 04

  I think it's this.

• 2:53:08Joe Rogan?

  That's right, the Innocent of Muslims, that's the film.

• 2:53:11Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:53:11Joe Rogan?

  Amateur film created by Nakula Nakula, that's a real person? Nakula Nakula is a real person?

• 2:53:18Speaker 04

  No.

• 2:53:19Joe Rogan?

  That's crazy. Yeah, right.

• 2:53:21Speaker 04

  Couldn't even name him.

• 2:53:23Joe Rogan?

  The fucking CIA is so lazy.

• 2:53:25Speaker 04

  There's a drawing of him.

• 2:53:25Joe Rogan?

  That's him, that's me. Nakula Nakula, you know me. All we got is a drawing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a fucking drawing of this guy.

• 2:53:35Speaker 04

  Wasn't it kind of like, wasn't it kind of like hot?

• 2:53:38Joe Rogan?

  So it depicted the Prophet Muhammad in a derogatory manner sparking widespread anger and protests across the Islamic world, including Cairo and Benghazi, Libya. So, uh, the Obama administration initially described the attack as a spontaneous reaction to these protests. A narrative that faced immediate criticism from conservatives who believed it was a premeditated terror attack. Uh huh. The film fueled initial anger, intelligence later suggested a more organized terror element with attackers having specific knowledge of the compound and its security. Yeah, that's the story. So they tried to blame it on people freaking out because of the video.

• 2:54:19Joe Rogan?

  And even the whole making of the video, what is the controversy behind the making of the video? Is there any connections to shenanigans with the making of the video?

• 2:54:28Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 2:54:29Joe Rogan?

  Like intelligence agencies?

• 2:54:32Speaker 04

  Probably.

• 2:54:33Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, probably.

• 2:54:36Speaker 04

  I wish the CIA would talk to me.

• 2:54:38Joe Rogan?

  You think? What would they tell you?

• 2:54:39Speaker 04

  I'd go, "Bro, keep it up."

• 2:54:41Joe Rogan?

  Good job.

• 2:54:42Speaker 04

  We like it.

• 2:54:43Joe Rogan?

  We like you. We like your vibe.

• 2:54:44Speaker 04

  I'd go, "Dude, I fuck with you guys." "I fucking hated JFK."

• 2:54:48Joe Rogan?

  Whoa, is that what you said?

• 2:54:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'd go, "Bro, sick job."

• 2:54:51Joe Rogan?

  I think these guys probably all like JFK.

• 2:54:53Speaker 04

  I like JFK.

• 2:54:54Joe Rogan?

  Yeah, I think you gotta be careful. Because some of those guys didn't like the old guard. We're different. The CIA, we're doing things actually in America's interest.

• 2:55:03Speaker 04

  What do you think they're up to?

• 2:55:04Joe Rogan?

  Who knows? They're not up to nothing. Tell you that.

• 2:55:09Speaker 04

  They're doing something.

• 2:55:11Joe Rogan?

  It's not like they're just chilling. You know, they're definitely up to something.

• 2:55:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:55:16Joe Rogan?

  I'd ask Mike Baker, but he's very coy.

• 2:55:18Speaker 04

  He is.

• 2:55:19Joe Rogan?

  Very coy with those answers.

• 2:55:20Speaker 04

  You ever get the CIA boys coming?

• 2:55:21Joe Rogan?

  What do you mean?

• 2:55:22Speaker 04

  Have they ever talked to you?

• 2:55:23Joe Rogan?

  Him?

• 2:55:24Speaker 04

  Him? Yeah.

• 2:55:25Joe Rogan?

  I mean, he doesn't work for the CIA anymore, Shane Gillis. He's retired now.

• 2:55:30Speaker 04

  For sure.

• 2:55:30Joe Rogan?

  Has zero connection with them now.

• 2:55:31Speaker 04

  But then he just goes on the biggest platform in the world?

• 2:55:33Joe Rogan?

  Every now and again.

• 2:55:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm sure he's, I'm sure he's done.

• 2:55:36Joe Rogan?

  It's, uh, interesting hearing his perspective. Because you gotta know how they think. Like, what, what are the top brass? Like, what's their objectives with all this fucking super spy shit?

• 2:55:46Speaker 04

  Oh, you know what? This comes out when? I bet we're at war with Venezuela.

• 2:55:50Joe Rogan?

  Do you think that's real?

• 2:55:51Speaker 04

  They're going for it, right?

• 2:55:52Joe Rogan?

  I thought they weren't. I thought they decided not to. I don't think anybody's gonna really support that at all.

• 2:55:59Speaker 04

  No.

• 2:55:59Joe Rogan?

  It'd be a terrible idea, but also those plaques.

• 2:56:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, they don't, he doesn't give a fuck.

• 2:56:03Joe Rogan?

  Those plaques are a fucking terrible idea.

• 2:56:04Speaker 04

  Obviously, he doesn't give a fuck.

• 2:56:05Joe Rogan?

  Tweet, tweet's a terrible idea. Yeah. I know.

• 2:56:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, why the fuck would we ever do that?

• 2:56:14Joe Rogan?

  No. I don't, I hope not. "Trump and top aides refuse to rule out war with Venezuela."

• 2:56:19Speaker 04

  Alright, that's fair, that's fair.

• 2:56:20Joe Rogan?

  Maybe it's-

• 2:56:20Speaker 04

  I know what that article is.

• 2:56:21Joe Rogan?

  "Orders Venezuelan Navy to escort oil tankers after seized, seizure by US forces."

• 2:56:28Speaker 04

  I understand the refuse, they're saying refuse to rule it out. That just means some reporter was there like, will you do that? And he was like, shut up, quiet, quiet piggy.

• 2:56:36Joe Rogan?

  So it seems, quiet piggy.

• 2:56:40Joe Rogan?

  Refuse to rule out the potential for open conflict as Nicolas Maduro urged his navy to escort oil tankers to find the largest US fleet deployed in the region in decades. In an interview broadcast on Friday morning, Donald Trump told NBC News that going to war with Maduro's regime remains on the table. I don't rule it out, no, he said in a phone interview with the network. And at a year-end press conference at the State Department, Marco Rubio doubled down on remarks by other Trump advisors that US could coerce Maduro through its campaign of strikes on alleged drug boats traveling towards the United States.

• 2:57:14Speaker 04

  Why, why are we letting Marco Rubio say shit?

• 2:57:18Joe Rogan?

  I don't know. What were we talking about Rubio earlier? What was it?

• 2:57:22Speaker 04

  He was talking shit again.

• 2:57:23Joe Rogan?

  What was earlier? What was it about? It was early in the podcast, like three hours ago.

• 2:57:26Speaker 04

  Oh, about deporting that girl. He was like, yeah, we didn't give you that visa. It's like, bro, no one elected you. You lost. You got made fun of. You were little Marco. You were sweaty little Marco. I don't, I remember.

• 2:57:41Joe Rogan?

  He's the guy that's gonna release all the UFO docs.

• 2:57:44Speaker 04

  Oh, is he?

• 2:57:44Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:57:45Speaker 04

  Alright, well then, cool. That's what they do to get us to keep voting. They go, yo, Epstein files, we got them.

• 2:57:51Joe Rogan?

  We got it. Just look up Bill Gates. Nothing.

• 2:57:55Speaker 04

  Yo, vote for us, we're gonna get the Epstein files.

• 2:57:57Joe Rogan?

  The UFOs is, that's the real thing. It's the most important thing. We're working on that right now. I'm real close. I'm gonna get a skiff.

• 2:58:04Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 2:58:04Joe Rogan?

  I'll be right back.

• 2:58:05Speaker 04

  I've been around the country. I think we got bigger fish to fry.

• 2:58:08Joe Rogan?

  There's a lot of fucking UFOs. Bro, there was this lady who did this video, who just went to Los Angeles for five days and was talking about how she hadn't been there in a long time and what it was like. And she said that Skid Row is fif- How many blocks is Skid Row? Cause I swear she said it's 50 blocks.

• 2:58:28Speaker 04

  Campy.

• 2:58:29Joe Rogan?

  Campy.

• 2:58:29Speaker 04

  It's the whole city.

• 2:58:29Speaker 06

  It's like downtown, I don't, downtown's 50 blocks.

• 2:58:32Joe Rogan?

  How many blo- oh, it is. How many blocks is, uh, how many blocks is Skid Row?

• 2:58:38Speaker 04

  Bro, I was just in Portland.

• 2:58:40Joe Rogan?

  Or blocks aren't universally the same size, are they?

• 2:58:44Speaker 04

  50 blocks?

• 2:58:45Speaker 06

  Roughly 50 or 54 blocks. It's a quarter mile, square quarter mile.

• 2:58:49Joe Rogan?

  It's a quarter mile of chaos. Do you know how crazy that is?

• 2:58:54Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 2:58:54Joe Rogan?

  You know how crazy that is? That's how bad Skid Row is. Like, and she said, "You don't understand it until you get there." And she said, "The entire city has a heavy feel to it." Like, it doesn't feel right. Like, you feel, it feels off.

• 2:59:12Speaker 03

  Is that a real sign?

• 2:59:13Joe Rogan?

  Skid Row, you wanna be a loser?

• 2:59:15Speaker 03

  Wait, hold on. Skid Row is actually the name of it?

• 2:59:19Joe Rogan?

  Yeah.

• 2:59:19Speaker 03

  Oh, I thought it was like-

• 2:59:20Speaker 06

  You gotta go down there and check it out, bro.

• 2:59:21Speaker 03

  I've been, I've been.

• 2:59:23Joe Rogan?

  It's complete insanity.

• 2:59:24Speaker 03

  You gotta go to Kensington and Allegheny.

• 2:59:26Joe Rogan?

  They've shut down the streets. It's just people-

• 2:59:29Speaker 03

  Give me some Google Images.

• 2:59:30Joe Rogan?

  People just live in there. Just live on the streets.

• 2:59:32Speaker 03

  KNA in Philly.

• 2:59:33Joe Rogan?

  But this is crazy. This is 50 blocks. Whatever you guys got is a tiny little bitch-ass Skid Row.

• 2:59:39Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 2:59:40Joe Rogan?

  No, no, no. You went from the big Skid Row to little bitch-ass-

• 2:59:43Speaker 03

  No, no, no. We're doing, we're doing-

• 2:59:44Joe Rogan?

  How many blocks you got?

• 2:59:45Speaker 03

  We're the epicenter of heroin.

• 2:59:46Joe Rogan?

  Let's take a bet.

• 2:59:46Speaker 03

  I'd say Philly was there before Skid Row. No, no. I would say Philly's got it way worse.

• 2:59:52Joe Rogan?

  Really? More, more blocks?

• 2:59:54Speaker 03

  Not more people, no.

• 2:59:55Joe Rogan?

  No. But just more-

• 2:59:56Speaker 03

  But that. It's that for-

• 2:59:58Joe Rogan?

  But that's, that's Skid Row too, man. I think it's the same. I think derelicts are the same everywhere. But here, they could freeze to death. That is the difference. That's the difference. They're a little more hardcore.

• 3:00:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, I, I can't say, I don't know. But-

• 3:00:11Joe Rogan?

  Philly ones can freeze to death.

• 3:00:12Speaker 03

  KNA is-

• 3:00:13Joe Rogan?

  Bad.

• 3:00:14Speaker 03

  I think it's the worst place I've seen in America.

• 3:00:17Joe Rogan?

  Jesus Christ.

• 3:00:18Speaker 03

  Although, I was just in Portland and...

• 3:00:22Speaker 03

  That shit is such a cool city. It's like going to San Francisco where you're like, "Damn, this is an awesome city." It's just fucked up. But, I, I don't wanna...

• 3:00:35Speaker 03

  The homelessness problem is a real-

• 3:00:39Joe Rogan?

  It's a real crazy issue.

• 3:00:40Speaker 03

  And no one can come up with a solution. Cause it might be, it might be the result of a issue that already happened and now it's too late to fix. And how do you fix it? I don't know. I haven't heard one good fucking answer.

• 3:00:52Joe Rogan?

  Nope. Not one.

• 3:00:54Speaker 04

  Other than just every single person I know going, "Fucking city sucks."

• 3:00:59Joe Rogan?

  Well.

• 3:00:59Speaker 04

  There's no solution.

• 3:01:00Joe Rogan?

  Also, they're throwing so much money at the problem and it's not getting at all better, which is not a good sign. That usually means there's a hole in your bucket, dear Lila.

• 3:01:09Speaker 04

  I bet there's a hole in the bucket. I bet there is.

• 3:01:12Joe Rogan?

  There is a hole, they've proven it. There's people that are making a ton of money. It's a whole complex of people that are making a ton of money working on homelessness.

• 3:01:19Speaker 04

  That's how it is. Anytime there's an issue, somebody's gonna be making a fuck ton of money on it.

• 3:01:23Joe Rogan?

  Oh, ways. People are dirty.

• 3:01:25Speaker 04

  Didn't the Clintons make a fuck ton of money on Haiti?

• 3:01:28Joe Rogan?

  Did they?

• 3:01:28Speaker 04

  I don't know, allegedly.

• 3:01:30Joe Rogan?

  Did they? They made money on Haiti? Put that into perplexity. How would they have made money on Haiti?

• 3:01:36Speaker 04

  Uh, I think they just took some of the donations.

• 3:01:40Joe Rogan?

  What happened?

• 3:01:41Speaker 04

  Fuck if I know. I think somebody owned a fucking mine down there.

• 3:01:44Joe Rogan?

  Didn't like a rapper wind up going to jail for that? Yeah, dude, he went to jail, right?

• 3:01:50Speaker 06

  I don't know. I don't know what that was about.

• 3:01:51Joe Rogan?

  Or he got arrested and sentenced if he hasn't got to jail?

• 3:01:55Speaker 06

  Sentence of 14 years in prison for major foreign influence scheme, including illegally funding millions of dollars from Malaysian financier Joe Lo to former President Barack Obama's 2012 campaign lobbying for China.

• 3:02:07Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 3:02:08Speaker 06

  You'd think that would be a bigger story.

• 3:02:10Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 3:02:13Joe Rogan?

  What is he from again?

• 3:02:15Speaker 06

  The Fugees.

• 3:02:15Joe Rogan?

  The Fugees. Oh, damn. That's crazy. They took two hits. Cause Lauryn Hill.

• 3:02:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:02:21Speaker 06

  It's good, bro.

• 3:02:22Joe Rogan?

  Oh, that's crazy.

• 3:02:23Speaker 06

  Spent the night down there for a few days.

• 3:02:24Speaker 04

  Oh, he probably took the, he probably was holding the bag, dude.

• 3:02:28Joe Rogan?

  They got Lauryn Hill for tax evasion, remember? They put her away.

• 3:02:31Speaker 04

  They hate the Fugees.

• 3:02:32Joe Rogan?

  Bro, that's crazy.

• 3:02:33Speaker 04

  Yeah. Wyclef Jean's Haitian.

• 3:02:36Joe Rogan?

  But it seems like this dude was involved.

• 3:02:37Speaker 04

  The Fugees, the Fugees, it might have been up to no good.

• 3:02:42Joe Rogan?

  Wyclef Jean, I love that Stay Alive version.

• 3:02:45Speaker 04

  He rules.

• 3:02:46Joe Rogan?

  Oh, he rules. But he had a issue with Haiti too, right?

• 3:02:50Speaker 04

  He's Haitian.

• 3:02:51Joe Rogan?

  Right, but then, wasn't there like?

• 3:02:53Speaker 04

  Probably.

• 3:02:55Speaker 03

  I think a lot of the money got funny down there.

• 3:02:59Speaker 04

  As it will do when money is.

• 3:03:02Speaker 03

  The worst thing I've ever seen, there's a documentary on Haitian prisons.

• 3:03:05Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 3:03:07Speaker 03

  You wanna see, bro, it's like fucking ninety people in a cell. That's designed to fit like ten people. And also, there's no due process, cuz they don't, they can't process everybody. So there's guys in there that are like, yo, I didn't do anything, and I'm here for fifteen years. And then there's an earthquake, and everyone gets out.

• 3:03:25Speaker 04

  Oh, my god.

• 3:03:26Speaker 03

  And then they go, I think that guy was in prison, pick him up. It's just a fucking guy, who's like, eh, I wasn't, now you're in the worst prison on earth. Yeah, it's, it's a tough one.

• 3:03:38Joe Rogan?

  No verified evidence shows Bill or Hillary Clinton personally profited or received salaries from Haiti-related activities through the Clinton Foundation.

• 3:03:46Speaker 03

  The foundation raised around thirty to five hundred million.

• 3:03:52Speaker 03

  What?

• 3:03:53Joe Rogan?

  For Haiti, post-two thousand ten earthquake, directing funds to aid groups, investments, and projects like hotels and factories without taking administrative overhead.

• 3:04:04Speaker 03

  You get five hundred million, you go, fucking, they're not gonna notice fifteen.

• 3:04:08Speaker 04

  Shane, don't you just read AI and just recognize the truth and stop being conspiracy theorist?

• 3:04:14Speaker 03

  I'm not conspiracy theorist, I'm thinking about the college football playoff, which has a lot of conspiracies.

• 3:04:18Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 3:04:19Speaker 03

  The Protestants formed against the Irish.

• 3:04:21Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 3:04:21Speaker 03

  They joined, all the southern Protestants joined against the Catholics. Tale as old as time.

• 3:04:27Speaker 04

  It's IRA versus.

• 3:04:28Speaker 03

  Last time they tried to join against us, we marched down there and burned down their fucking cities, so watch out.

• 3:04:36Speaker 04

  It's crazy because sports are like a substitute for war.

• 3:04:39Speaker 03

  You'd think we'd have more presidents, the Catholics.

• 3:04:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, they only had one.

• 3:04:44Speaker 03

  Biden, too.

• 3:04:45Speaker 04

  Oh, Biden's Catholic?

• 3:04:46Speaker 03

  We got Biden.

• 3:04:46Speaker 04

  Allegedly.

• 3:04:47Speaker 03

  True. We only got one, and he got shot, and then Biden was doing auto sign, give us a good one.

• 3:04:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:04:55Speaker 03

  You got anybody in mind?

• 3:04:58Joe Rogan?

  Nick Fuentes? He could probably win in a few years. Hold on, let's talk. Listen, he couldn't have existed before, right? Ten, twenty years ago, couldn't have existed. Now, super popular. What's twenty years from now look like? You know, maybe someone like that can win. Well, we'll see. I gotta be so bad. We gotta wrap this up anyway. I'm down. Sorry, 418. We got that one at the buzzer. Yeah, well, listen, I will say this about it. It's fascinating to watch that there's, there's like, a whole group of people that feel very unrepresented in the world. And especially like, young men. And here you got this young guy with a very high verbal IQ.

• 3:05:42Joe Rogan?

  And he also does a lot of shit posting, a lot of talking shit, a lot of trolling, says women shouldn't be allowed to vote, this wild shit. And, and that Piers Morgan thing is like, bro, that was like, an expert sparring with someone who thought they were an expert. Sure. Like, they're playing two totally different games. And it's also, the thing, the thing that people try to get Fuentes on is that he's still funny as fuck. It's funny. So that's where you're in a lot of trouble. When he hits him, do you think the Holocaust, he made jokes about the Holocaust, he goes, "Too soon?" Like, dude. And you could see- He's wild. You could see, but you could see Piers going, "Oh, fuck." Bro, when he was like, "Me mom died." I was like, "Holy shit." Bro, he got hit.

• 3:06:26Joe Rogan?

  He got hit with a missile on that one. "Too soon?" Too soon, I was like, "Oh my god."

• 3:06:30Speaker 06

  I don't know if this is AI or not, but this photo just popped up online.

• 3:06:33Joe Rogan?

  No, no. What is, "Uh, hi, I'm just having a good time." He got head from a block? There's a block. He got head from a Polish person, a blockhead? Yeah. Well. Duh. Well, duh. Oh, yeah. Duh. Trump, or fucking Clinton got head in a hot tub? Can you imagine if you were one of those guys? And you were like, "Finally, I got a place where I can get my freak out." I will say, dude, you ever try to get head in a hot tub? That seems gross. It's fucking impossible. Go inside. Yeah, this is going inside. This is nuts. I appreciate your enthusiasm. This is not ideal.

• 3:07:09Speaker 04

  Now I'm like barely hard. It's fucking water's getting in your mouth. Don't give me head in the hot dog.

• 3:07:15Joe Rogan?

  You shouldn't get that on your mouth anyway. Fucking chemical water from that hot tub destroying your endocrine system.

• 3:07:23Speaker 04

  Alright. Alright, good shit. Love you.

• 3:07:25Joe Rogan?

  We had a lot of fun. Bye, everybody.

• 3:07:41Speaker 11

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