Ask, Tell, Confess: I Ghosted the Panty Pimp

Meme kicks off this week's Ask, Tell, Confess with some ancient pyramid lore, and then it gets even weirder real fast. We hear a white trash love story (wiffle ball bat included), a surprise air dump mid-romp, a confession of ghosting a wannabe panty pimp. Plus, Bunnie's cam girl hacks, freaky fetishes, and a cautionary tale about rogue needles in the butt. Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com http://www.dumbblondeunrated.com

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:29Bunnie XO?

  Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know, why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO Show, we have Meet the DeFords, we have Popaganda, we have more shows that we're adding, and not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to www.patreon.com/dumblon podcast and sign up. Ask Tell Convent.

• 1:18Bunnie XO?

  Hello friends, welcome to Ask Tell Convent.

• 1:32Speaker 02

  Good one.

• 1:33Bunnie XO?

  That's a good one. Very subtle.

• 1:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, very gentle.

• 1:36Bunnie XO?

  I have cramps right now, so I didn't feel like giving it my all.

• 1:38Speaker 02

  I feel that.

• 1:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 1:41Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:41Bunnie XO?

  I might pop an ovary right now if I fucking push a little too hard, so.

• 1:45Speaker 02

  Let's not do that.

• 1:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. How's everybody doing? How you doing? Who you doing?

• 1:49Speaker 02

  Ailey.

• 1:52Speaker 03

  You have to start telling me what you're gonna wear before you come.

• 1:55Speaker 02

  You should know, it's always gonna be camera.

• 1:57Bunnie XO?

  She does that to me too, though. She showed up at my house in the same fucking outfit.

• 2:01Speaker 03

  You guys had that same outfit all one day.

• 2:03Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 2:05Speaker 03

  I don't know if you guys can see us right now.

• 2:06Bunnie XO?

  Bitch stole my look.

• 2:07Speaker 02

  Yeah. We're just heads.

• 2:10Bunnie XO?

  Mimi's wearing jeans today, though. You wanna stand up and show everybody a little... Her butt is smaller than mine now, guys.

• 2:16Speaker 03

  I don't.

• 2:17Bunnie XO?

  It is. Tiny little tuchus.

• 2:20Speaker 02

  No.

• 2:20Bunnie XO?

  You got a tiny tuchus.

• 2:21Speaker 03

  Ah, do I?

• 2:22Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. You do. Tiny tuchus.

• 2:28Bunnie XO?

  I like it. That's a porn star name.

• 2:29Speaker 03

  Tiny tuchus?

• 2:32Bunnie XO?

  Tiny tuchus.

• 2:33Speaker 03

  I like it. I would click on it.

• 2:35Bunnie XO?

  Alright, who's gonna pop this off?

• 2:37Speaker 03

  Wait, can we talk about... I don't remember.

• 2:39Bunnie XO?

  Talk about what?

• 2:40Speaker 03

  Did you guys see what happened with the pyramids?

• 2:43Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 2:43Speaker 02

  Like, in Egypt?

• 2:44Speaker 03

  The Egyptian pyramids. I'm only bringing this up because this is coming out next week, being this is current event. Did you guys know that they did like, sound waves? Like, cuz you, you know, you can do a sound wave and tell what like, the shape of a building is and stuff like that, under the middle...

• 2:59Speaker 02

  Don't tell me it keeps going down.

• 3:01Speaker 03

  Bro, it's bigger than the pyramid on top.

• 3:05Bunnie XO?

  Wait, repeat that, I couldn't comprehend.

• 3:06Speaker 03

  They did sound waves on the middle pyramid, like, the biggest one.

• 3:10Bunnie XO?

  Right.

• 3:11Speaker 03

  And they found out that it goes underneath the ground, further than the size of it on top. There is caverns.

• 3:18Speaker 02

  Those photos are real.

• 3:20Bunnie XO?

  So that just means that there's an underground world under there?

• 3:23Speaker 03

  Pretty much, so... This...

• 3:28Speaker 03

  Is like, in the archaeology... I love like, archaeology TikTok, that's like, one of my favorite things. And they have found that with the scans, it's basically five tunnels.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  Can you like, hit it real quick, sorry?

• 3:45Speaker 03

  Um, five separate tunnels underneath. What is happening?

• 3:52Speaker 02

  I've seen those photos where it kind of looks like it's like the Pentagon or not the Pentagon. What is that? Building in Washington that's like.

• 4:02Speaker 02

  You know what I'm talking about?

• 4:04Bunnie XO?

  Nope.

• 4:04Speaker 02

  Top of it's like a pyramid, but then it's just like a straight up and down thing. Washington mommy monument?

• 4:12Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. I'm so bad with.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  Well, it basically showed that was underground. It almost looked like the pyramids were like covered in sand all the way up until the tip.

• 4:21Bunnie XO?

  Right.

• 4:22Speaker 02

  Right. Show the top or it could just be underground, but.

• 4:25Bunnie XO?

  I'm sure the pyramids fucking have some crazy shit going on.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  Technical difficulties.

• 4:29Bunnie XO?

  I would think if you think about it, like all pyramids have like some mystical shit around them. Like even the Luxor in Vegas is sinking. Like and they that casino has more suicides in it than any other casino.

• 4:42Speaker 02

  Really?

• 4:42Bunnie XO?

  People literally.

• 4:43Speaker 02

  It's sinking?

• 4:44Bunnie XO?

  It's sinking. Oh yeah. It's literally like this, right? It's like that. It's sinking in Vegas. Like and it's unheard of because. Shit doesn't sink in Vegas, you know, it's like a dry desert. But also on the inside. If you've ever been inside the Luxor, the rooms wrap around the entire casino. So it's open to the casino floor. So people jump to their death in the middle of the casino floor all the time.

• 5:11Speaker 03

  Are you kidding me?

• 5:12Bunnie XO?

  No, no.

• 5:13Speaker 03

  It's terrifying.

• 5:14Bunnie XO?

  They do it and they don't report it on the news.

• 5:16Speaker 03

  What? I mean, I know that there's like a like in Reno too. There's like certain bridges and stuff. They had to be super careful because like people just go out and. I mean, I didn't know that was.

• 5:27Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 5:27Speaker 03

  A thing.

• 5:28Bunnie XO?

  My thing is is about bridges. How do you die jumping off a bridge? Like that's a legit question. Oh, because it's so high.

• 5:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's it's so the Golden Gate actually installed suicide prevention nets that catch people. Because so many people jumped off. There's only one person to survive jumping off the Golden Gate. Uh, it's the the momentum down. It's like hitting.

• 5:47Bunnie XO?

  Concrete.

• 5:47Speaker 03

  Concrete, whether it's water or not, it's like hitting concrete.

• 5:50Bunnie XO?

  Why would people want to die that way?

• 5:52Speaker 03

  You know, and that's like another thing.

• 5:54Bunnie XO?

  That's not instant. Right? So you would literally suffer and drown to death?

• 5:58Speaker 03

  I think it's instant.

• 5:59Speaker 02

  I think it would be instant. It's almost just like jumping out of a building and hitting the ground.

• 6:03Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 6:04Speaker 04

  So it's like your body ready shuts down knowing that it's gonna hit something. Like the Skyway Bridge in Florida is one of the tallest bridges and they have, people try to jump off of that. And the minute you hit that water, your bones shatter.

• 6:18Bunnie XO?

  Yes. Well, I've heard of people having heart attacks like before they hit the ground because it's like they know that they're gonna die. So it scares them so much that they have a heart attack.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:27Speaker 04

  And just like when you wanna go like.

• 6:30Bunnie XO?

  What a morbid fucking conversation.

• 6:31Speaker 03

  Wow, sorry guys. Sorry guys. I got a dark real deep, real quick.

• 6:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it's alright. Don't worry about it. Go ahead and do your thing.

• 6:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, the pyramids have five caverns down and then keeps going with poles all the way down. And they said like, it's unlike anything they've ever seen before in like, science.

• 6:53Bunnie XO?

  Crazy.

• 6:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, I, I'm, I'm intrigued. I wanna know what's under there. Are there things? Is there treasures? Are there people?

• 7:00Bunnie XO?

  There's bodies mummified for sure. They probably have like, like rulers who are like mummified. I love that stuff. I would love to go see that. When we do the Panty International Tour, are we going anywhere near pyramids?

• 7:11Speaker 03

  No.

• 7:12Bunnie XO?

  Damn it.

• 7:14Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 7:16Bunnie XO?

  All I know is we're about to see every goth cathedral that they have to offer on that side of the world. I can't wait.

• 7:22Speaker 03

  Can't wait. Um, I have one of the voicemails. I wonder, this one.

• 7:27Bunnie XO?

  Kicking it off with a voicemail.

• 7:28Speaker 03

  Kicking it off with a voicemail, guys. Um, one of our Patreons. This is called Needle Stuck.

• 7:35Bunnie XO?

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• 8:19Bunnie XO?

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• 8:24Speaker 05

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• 9:06Speaker 06

  Good morning.

• 9:07Speaker 05

  Hello.

• 9:08Speaker 06

  It's Hillary Billery. I hope you guys are having a great day.

• 9:10Speaker 05

  I love Hillary.

• 9:11Speaker 06

  So really, this is a public service announcement and a confession all at once. Um, like 10, 15 years ago, it was the night before my husband's birthday and I had an abscess on my thigh and I thought that I could poke it and drain it myself rather than going to the hospital. So I grabbed a needle and I poked it and when I poked it, the abscess like sucked in the needle like it was a vortex. Um, needless to say, it was 1 o'clock in the morning and I had to go to the emergency

• 9:52Speaker 06

  room and tell them that I had a needle stuck in my butt cheek. And they, of course, questioned me and didn't quite understand. And yeah, well, it's very short. I ended up having to have surgery to remove the needle from my butt cheek because it had moved from my thigh to my butt cheek because, you know, it's a needle in flesh, right? And yeah, so that's my weird story. I hope you have a great day. Love you.

• 10:21Bunnie XO?

  Okay, new fucking fear unlocked. I did not know if you got a needle stuck in your skin that it would move.

• 10:27Speaker 03

  Moves?

• 10:28Bunnie XO?

  And look how fast it moved. She literally poked herself at one o'clock in the morning and went to the hospital and by that time it went from her side to her thigh.

• 10:35Speaker 03

  Her thigh to her butt cheek.

• 10:37Bunnie XO?

  That's like, like that motherfucker was on the move.

• 10:41Speaker 03

  Crazy. Also, I don't think I could do that on my, I, I could never poke something like that myself. I mean, I don't.

• 10:49Bunnie XO?

  I'm scared. I'm a pussy. I'm scared of like shit traveling to my brain. So there's no way.

• 10:53Speaker 03

  Pussie lip.

• 10:54Bunnie XO?

  That's different. That's not a cyst with pus. That's my pussy lip, you know, like if it was pussy, then we'd have a problem.

• 11:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm not, okay, fun fact, just so everyone knows, like when you get stuff like that, like and you're squeezing and like fucking with it. I didn't know how easy it was to get staff that way. So Jason got, had this like little tiny pimple on his chest. He scratched it and like, he's a picker. So you know, he's kind of like popping it, popping it, popping it. It got fucking staff infection and it began to tunnel into his chest.

• 11:24Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God.

• 11:25Speaker 03

  Yeah. So now he's got this ginormous scar because they had to take out the tunneling.

• 11:28Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 11:29Speaker 03

  So it's crazy. I had no idea. And like, that was even a thing.

• 11:33Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah. No, I, I've learned that, but I also learned that about teeth too. Like teeth are like connected. Each tooth is connected to a vein that goes like this one is connected to my heart. So the one that I had pulled out was connect, is connected to my heart, which explains why I always had heart palpitations, why my heart was always in arrhythmia. And since I've had it taken out, everything has calmed down. Like each tooth is connected to something in your body.

• 11:58Speaker 03

  What?

• 11:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like it's nuts. Yeah. And if you have an infection, like an infected tooth and they pull it out, it can travel to your brain and kill you, the infection. Yeah, that's why tooth infections are so scary. And some can travel to your heart and cause endocarditis and like, yeah, it's wild.

• 12:14Speaker 03

  Is that why you like, people get migraines a lot? Because it could actually be their teeth?

• 12:19Bunnie XO?

  Teeth affect people's health so much that they don't even realize it. Like it's insanity.

• 12:27Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 12:28Bunnie XO?

  You never knew.

• 12:28Speaker 03

  Go to the dentist.

• 12:30Bunnie XO?

  Well, I shall go next. Hold on. Let me, let me get the bifocals on. Here we go. I've got three good ones.

• 12:41Speaker 03

  Show off.

• 12:42Bunnie XO?

  Which one should I do?

• 12:46Bunnie XO?

  Okay. Confession from Rindy. When I was in my addiction, I was trying to find ways to make money for, well, you know, I started talking to this guy who told me he would help me sell panties that I had worn to men for a hundred dollars a pop. But there was a catch. He would do the first one free, but after that, he wanted a BJ for each transaction he helped set up. But being the good girl I am, I got a sexy pair of panties, wore them real good, if you know what I mean, and met a stranger in the parking lot to sell my undies. He gave me a hundred dollars and off I went. Round two came and I knew I'd be getting a hundred dollars, but would also have to pay up. I made the transaction, pocketing another hundred dollars and ghosted the bastard who

• 13:31Bunnie XO?

  thought I was going to give him head. As you should have.

• 13:34Speaker 03

  As you should.

• 13:35Bunnie XO?

  As you should have. That dude was trying to pimp you out and then.

• 13:39Speaker 03

  Cut out the middleman.

• 13:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, literally, like that dude got what he deserved.

• 13:43Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 13:44Bunnie XO?

  I used to sell my panties. Yep.

• 13:47Speaker 03

  Why am I not surprised? I'm not, yeah, I didn't talk to him.

• 13:50Bunnie XO?

  I used to sell my panties, but here's the shtick, okay? Cause you guys know I'm a hustler, but you guys also know that I'm very weird about giving my DNA away.

• 13:59Speaker 03

  Oh, my gosh.

• 14:00Bunnie XO?

  I would never let somebody have my DNA so that they could create some fucking hex or spell on me and then fucking, I'm fucked, up shit's creek without a paddle. So they used to have this like fake cum that you could buy, like and make it look like you're squirting and it really is just fake cum. So I would literally take the panties, brand new panties and just pour the fake cum all in it and wad them all up like that and then vacuum seal them and sell them.

• 14:26Speaker 03

  So smart.

• 14:27Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 14:28Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 14:28Bunnie XO?

  Literally. Sorry, guys, if you own a pair of my worn panties, but they were never worn. But I mean, that's part of the hustle, dude.

• 14:37Speaker 03

  I get it.

• 14:38Bunnie XO?

  I just gave away free game that I probably should not have done, but you know.

• 14:42Speaker 03

  There's never another shit like panty sale.

• 14:45Bunnie XO?

  But you know what? There are girls who really wear them and who like.

• 14:48Speaker 03

  There's a lot of girls who do.

• 14:49Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, who give them, you know, like Lydia, she sells panties all the time.

• 14:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, she does.

• 14:53Bunnie XO?

  I've never understood the appeal and there's like guys who like want you to fart in them and then like vacuum seal so that when they open it up.

• 15:00Speaker 02

  Yeah. Don't some girls sell farts in jars?

• 15:03Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, some girl did sell farts in jars.

• 15:04Speaker 03

  I don't know if I can tell this story, so Jason, cut this out if you don't want this in there.

• 15:09Bunnie XO?

  Jason, you better not, you little bitch.

• 15:11Speaker 03

  This is about someone Jason knew.

• 15:13Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 15:14Speaker 03

  We just recently found out this story and I already-

• 15:17Bunnie XO?

  Jason's always got the best shit.

• 15:18Speaker 03

  Bro, I, shit, I kinda wanna call him and have him tell the story.

• 15:22Bunnie XO?

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• 16:06Bunnie XO?

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• 17:33Speaker 03

  He came home so excited to tell me like a little fucking girl. Hey, walk away from the kids real quick. I want you to tell a story.

• 17:40Bunnie XO?

  You're on air.

• 17:42Speaker 06

  I'm not with the kids.

• 17:43Speaker 03

  Where are our children?

• 17:45Speaker 06

  In, uh. Cash's room, I'm in the office working.

• 17:49Speaker 03

  Okay, cool. Tell them the story about your friend who was having that affair with that girl, the cashier.

• 17:57Speaker 06

  Oh my god.

• 18:03Speaker 06

  Alright, so I'm not gonna, I'm not saying his name.

• 18:05Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 18:07Speaker 06

  Homeboy is pretty vanilla. I'm talking like wafer vanilla, okay? Um, and I guess him and this cashier started chatting. And he would have her bring dirty underwear to work so he can smell them.

• 18:23Speaker 03

  He can sniff them at work.

• 18:25Speaker 06

  Sniff them at work and then they would sneak over to a near business parking lot. And when they had sex, he would make her tell her, or tell him how his, uh, how their wedding night was.

• 18:39Speaker 03

  So she was married and they're having an affair and he would want to know about the husband and their wedding night.

• 18:47Bunnie XO?

  It's always the fucking square ones.

• 18:49Speaker 03

  And I'm telling you, he's not joking when I say this dude was like white.

• 18:56Speaker 06

  He looks like a fucking sad puppy that you walk by at the pound that wants to be adopted.

• 19:00Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 19:01Bunnie XO?

  But that, you know what? That's par for the course because super square dudes always have really weird fetishes, which that's not even that bad. I didn't think it was that bad. Did you?

• 19:10Speaker 06

  Oh, he's sniffing underwear. It's pretty weird, but.

• 19:14Speaker 03

  Okay, I love you.

• 19:16Bunnie XO?

  I mean, I sniff my own panties sometimes.

• 19:18Speaker 03

  No, like the guy who said it was like one of those like. Situations.

• 19:23Bunnie XO?

  Like creepy thin man from Charlie's Angels.

• 19:24Speaker 03

  And then, okay, to continue the story, husband finds out, husband comes to the dude's work and confronts him as he's working and like comes in at night and is screaming through the store, where the fuck is he? And like, yeah.

• 19:40Bunnie XO?

  Oh, Lord.

• 19:41Speaker 03

  It was a big, and like, and dude got fired, cashier got fired, like, it was a big deal. Yep. Eh, it was pretty bad.

• 19:50Bunnie XO?

  Sounds like a white trash love story.

• 19:52Speaker 03

  I mean, yeah.

• 19:53Bunnie XO?

  I like it.

• 19:54Speaker 02

  I just watched a Instagram reel of this girl putting an empty sushi container and saying, I just ate all this sushi. And the guy on the computer is like, oh, yeah, how did that take? Like getting off.

• 20:06Bunnie XO?

  Mm hmm.

• 20:06Speaker 02

  To her, it'll be a hair clip. She'll be like, I just used this in my hair. And he like, oh, yes.

• 20:12Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:13Speaker 02

  Clip it.

• 20:13Bunnie XO?

  No, that's how people are. When I used to do webcam, there were, it was weird fetishes, man. Weird, weird, weird fetishes. Like, people have strange things that they are into. It could be the simplest thing, like fucking brushing your hair. Some guys like to watch girls just get undressed and you not know that they're there. Like, some people, I used to have this guy who wanted me to act like I was dead. Yeah.

• 20:38Speaker 03

  Staw.

• 20:38Bunnie XO?

  No, it's really weird. Yeah.

• 20:42Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 20:43Speaker 02

  What?

• 20:43Speaker 03

  What?

• 20:44Bunnie XO?

  Some dude wanted me to hang myself on the back of my door.

• 20:47Speaker 03

  Didn't you have a chloroform guy one time?

• 20:49Bunnie XO?

  Yep, had a chloroform guy. Yeah, like, there's a, there's a lot of really different fetishes out there.

• 20:55Speaker 03

  They wanted like you to act like you had chloroform and like pass out. So that's like the start of a serial killer.

• 21:00Bunnie XO?

  Oh, for sure. If they aren't already, yeah.

• 21:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, they probably got people in their basement.

• 21:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:06Speaker 03

  For sure.

• 21:06Speaker 02

  Definitely.

• 21:07Bunnie XO?

  I like that.

• 21:08Speaker 02

  All right, guys, I got a, um, I got one for you. It's called the air dump dilemma. Shit, like always.

• 21:16Bunnie XO?

  There we go.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  Okay, this is from Christina. She said, "My story is about when my abusive ex and I were about to have the hottest sex. Cause as you know, when there's usually abuse, the only time we can truly feel connection is during sex time."

• 21:30Bunnie XO?

  Yep.

• 21:30Speaker 02

  So anyhow, I'm going down on her and can tell she's about to, you know, I'm going all in at this point. Cause once I hear you're about to explode, it gets me almost there. Cause it gets me, okay, whoa. Got a lot of detail in here. I was like, well, I must, uh, really put it on shorty. Cause she took an air dump.

• 21:49Bunnie XO?

  Is this a girl or a guy telling this?

• 21:51Speaker 02

  Okay. Mm-hmm. Girl on girl.

• 21:53Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 21:54Speaker 02

  And, uh, she took, she took an air dump right in my face when I was mid tongue emoji. Suck, finger, and I about gagged and I kept going like the Scorpio sex champ I am. Also, just to make her not feel embarrassed, I acted as if I didn't notice, but the whole time I'm thinking about her and spicy food do not agree.

• 22:18Bunnie XO?

  Why didn't she stop it?

• 22:20Speaker 02

  I couldn't. I couldn't keep going.

• 22:22Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I wouldn't be able to keep going. Did she not know the turd flew out was the question?

• 22:27Speaker 02

  If you have spicy food, you know that that was warm.

• 22:31Bunnie XO?

  You can smell it.

• 22:33Speaker 02

  I cannot handle that.

• 22:34Bunnie XO?

  Smelling like a crab apple.

• 22:36Speaker 02

  Not a... Do you know what a crab apple smells like?

• 22:40Bunnie XO?

  No, just sounded good. Crab and apple together.

• 22:45Speaker 02

  Crab and apple together. I can't with you.

• 22:48Bunnie XO?

  I hear it. Yeah. You smell it, right?

• 22:50Speaker 02

  That was a great one. That was a good one. Okay. Wait, I'm next.

• 22:53Bunnie XO?

  Very detailed. You already had a story that you just told.

• 22:57Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, I did.

• 22:58Bunnie XO?

  Why are you fricking cutting in front of me? Hold on, let me get my bifocals on.

• 23:03Speaker 02

  She's got three, remember?

• 23:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. No, we're not doing three. I'm doing two.

• 23:06Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 23:07Bunnie XO?

  Hold on.

• 23:08Speaker 02

  She said, "I wanna go home."

• 23:09Bunnie XO?

  This is a lot for me today.

• 23:11Speaker 03

  You, you know what? It has been a really big day.

• 23:13Bunnie XO?

  Three days after your surgery?

• 23:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, we've already done like business lunches, multiple recordings, like it's crazy.

• 23:21Bunnie XO?

  This one is from Emmy Bear. Tell, I'm telling the story on my husband's behalf. So back in the day before we were adults and found recovery, my husband was married to the town tramp. He had recently caught her cheating on him, so they split up. A couple of days go on and they run into each other at a party. Needless to say, they ended up hooking up that night, but he didn't fuck her with his dick. He fucked her with a wiffle ball bat. Yep, it was consensual. I've always found the story hilarious, especially the way my husband tells it. He is very much an alpha and is huge on loyalty. So I'm sure he gave her the business with that wiffle ball bat. He literally would die if he hears this while I'm watching Patreon.

• 24:02Bunnie XO?

  I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat, so.

• 24:07Speaker 03

  Beastie Boys?

• 24:08Speaker 02

  Yes. Always got a song for something.

• 24:12Speaker 03

  She does. She's always got a little tune.

• 24:14Bunnie XO?

  Listen, first of all, wiffle ball bats are pretty thick, right?

• 24:18Speaker 03

  My mind, literally, I was just playing with one in the backyard.

• 24:21Bunnie XO?

  Wiffle ball bat, I need to see the circumference of this wiffle ball bat.

• 24:25Speaker 02

  There's some they make that are like this big around.

• 24:27Bunnie XO?

  I just wanna know whose pussy hole is that big, dude?

• 24:29Speaker 02

  Was it a new one? Did you play a game of wiffle ball before?

• 24:33Bunnie XO?

  Who cares? If it was new or used?

• 24:36Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 24:37Bunnie XO?

  I just need to see how big this thing is before it goes in the pussy hole. Like, how do some of these women get things in there?

• 24:43Speaker 02

  Hey, traffic cone.

• 24:45Speaker 03

  Oh, I remember that.

• 24:47Bunnie XO?

  Remember the whore Olympics though? The fucking ones that they were sitting on?

• 24:50Speaker 03

  Oh, that like.

• 24:51Speaker 02

  Friggin' tentacles.

• 24:52Bunnie XO?

  It was crazy. I miss the whore Olympics, I wish we could bring it back.

• 24:56Speaker 02

  That was a good time.

• 24:57Bunnie XO?

  Are we not allowed to do whore Olympics anymore?

• 24:59Speaker 03

  We are not.

• 24:59Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 25:00Speaker 02

  Why? Do we just do it privately for us?

• 25:02Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Can we say we're gonna air it and we don't? Anyways, how do you guys feel about the wiffle ball bat?

• 25:07Speaker 03

  I was playing with a wiffle ball bat the other day, so. I mean, I guess it depends. Oh, wait.

• 25:13Bunnie XO?

  Wait, why is it so long?

• 25:15Speaker 03

  It's long in the tooth.

• 25:18Speaker 04

  Isn't that different sizes of wiffle?

• 25:20Speaker 03

  Because that is not the one we were playing with the other day.

• 25:23Bunnie XO?

  That is still round as fuck to be shoving in your vagina. What was he fucking just standing above her like shoving it in like an oar? Like what the hell dude?

• 25:31Speaker 03

  That's a big thing. I can understand like, I don't know, end of a water bottle, but like a whole ass.

• 25:38Bunnie XO?

  You can understand the water bottle?

• 25:41Speaker 03

  I mean, that's small. Yes. I meant like a wiffle ball bat. Like that's like this big.

• 25:47Speaker 04

  Sometimes they get like this big around.

• 25:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 25:51Speaker 04

  There's some skinny ones.

• 25:53Bunnie XO?

  I think he was better off having, leaving her as an ex.

• 25:56Speaker 03

  I mean, she was the town tramp. So the size, I guess, didn't matter if she was the town tramp.

• 26:01Speaker 04

  That wasn't cheating if he did it with a wiffle ball bat.

• 26:04Bunnie XO?

  He wasn't cheating.

• 26:05Speaker 03

  Oh no, this was back in the day.

• 26:06Bunnie XO?

  She was cheating. Yeah. She was cheating on him. And so he fucked her with a wiffle ball bat to get back at her. And she let him.

• 26:15Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 26:18Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. We're not judging.

• 26:20Speaker 03

  No.

• 26:20Bunnie XO?

  Her. We're, big props to him for being able to do it, but.

• 26:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, yeah.

• 26:25Bunnie XO?

  I'm still trying to figure out how she fitted in her hootenanny.

• 26:29Bunnie XO?

  Wild.

• 26:30Speaker 03

  I mean, if it was skinny, like if it was one of those ones like we just pulled up though.

• 26:34Bunnie XO?

  That's still pretty round. Even that much? That's round.

• 26:40Bunnie XO?

  How are you fitting that in there?

• 26:42Speaker 03

  Autolube.

• 26:44Bunnie XO?

  Go ahead, Mimi. Go.

• 26:48Speaker 03

  I cannot with you.

• 26:52Bunnie XO?

  Silicone or water? What kind of lube?

• 26:55Speaker 03

  I'm gonna say silicone.

• 26:57Bunnie XO?

  Silicone lube is my favorite. I hate water lube. I don't like it. It gets sticky and crusty. I don't like it. Silicone lube is like just smooth. All the time. You could even use it in water.

• 27:10Speaker 03

  So Alyssa.

• 27:13Bunnie XO?

  I've tried it.

• 27:16Speaker 03

  Alyssa.

• 27:16Bunnie XO?

  Back in the day when I had a sex life.

• 27:21Speaker 03

  The more you know.

• 27:24Speaker 03

  Alyssa said.

• 27:25Bunnie XO?

  Yes, hello. You've said my name three times.

• 27:27Speaker 03

  Sorry.

• 27:30Speaker 03

  After having my second son, I chose to get a birth control.

• 27:33Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God, I had this one.

• 27:34Speaker 03

  Refused to tie my tubes, saying I was too young at 28. After being on the pill before, I chose the ring. Well, one night after a hot and heavy session, something felt different. When he pulled out, we were finished. Well, needless to say, we have a new inside joke on the age old game ring toss. My ring somehow managed in all the positions we were in, make its way out and onto his penis. He laid there laughing, threw it away and joked about not having another ring toss turned into a third son, 18 months younger than my second.

• 28:13Bunnie XO?

  Oh, no.

• 28:14Speaker 03

  I love the show. Been watching since day one. Enjoyed a good laugh. Thank you, Alyssa.

• 28:20Bunnie XO?

  I love that.

• 28:22Speaker 03

  That, there's so many different ways of birth control that I don't feel like are that accurate. Like the old school sponge.

• 28:31Bunnie XO?

  I love this. I love the makeup trip sponge trick.

• 28:33Speaker 02

  Remember when I thought she was talking about an actual like.

• 28:36Bunnie XO?

  Square sponge?

• 28:37Speaker 03

  Like, yeah.

• 28:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, but it's the round ones.

• 28:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:39Speaker 03

  Well, no, like there used to be a birth control called the sponge.

• 28:42Bunnie XO?

  Oh, no, what is that?

• 28:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's how my mom is here. So my grandma. That's why my mom and her brother are 19 years apart. She was using the sponge method. And it was like a birth control option back in the day.

• 28:56Bunnie XO?

  It's a sponge, right?

• 28:57Speaker 03

  It's essentially like a sponge. Yes. And it's supposed to like, make sure you don't get pregnant. And here came my mom.

• 29:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. No, they have so many, but that ring dude, fuck, I wonder if it hurt on his wiener.

• 29:09Speaker 03

  That's what I was like, did it cut off circulation? Like, how big is it?

• 29:12Speaker 02

  What if it got stuck on him?

• 29:14Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God.

• 29:15Speaker 03

  Oh, man.

• 29:16Speaker 04

  That happened to somebody I went to school with.

• 29:18Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 29:19Speaker 04

  Cause the rings are like.

• 29:22Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 29:23Speaker 03

  Do you put them in yourself?

• 29:25Bunnie XO?

  No, I think I never have either, but I think you have to have them put in.

• 29:28Speaker 02

  I think you have to, yeah.

• 29:29Bunnie XO?

  And sometimes you have to like have like to have them removed is like a thing.

• 29:33Speaker 03

  I know that the little like umbrella looking ones.

• 29:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's scary, like the fish hooks, those scare me.

• 29:38Speaker 03

  Is that what it's called?

• 29:39Speaker 02

  All that IUD, yeah.

• 29:41Bunnie XO?

  All that shit scares the hell out of me.

• 29:43Speaker 02

  IUD.

• 29:43Speaker 04

  It's IUD.

• 29:44Speaker 03

  I don't know. What is it?

• 29:46Speaker 04

  IUD.

• 29:48Speaker 03

  Isn't that a bomb?

• 29:50Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 29:50Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 29:51Bunnie XO?

  They do IUDs and IVF too.

• 29:53Speaker 04

  Mm hmm, cuz it's like a thing that goes up in you and it.

• 29:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 29:58Speaker 04

  Cool kinda?

• 29:59Bunnie XO?

  Mm hmm.

• 30:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:00Bunnie XO?

  Yep.

• 30:01Speaker 02

  I saw a girl tape hers to her wall before.

• 30:03Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy.

• 30:04Speaker 02

  That was on TikTok.

• 30:05Bunnie XO?

  People are funny.

• 30:07Speaker 03

  I know, what great decoration.

• 30:08Bunnie XO?

  I know.

• 30:09Speaker 03

  It's IED.

• 30:10Bunnie XO?

  You guys, we're done?

• 30:11Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 30:12Bunnie XO?

  Alright. Alright, and on that note, we're outta here. I love you guys. Bye.

• 30:21Bunnie XO?

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