Am I Boring?

SUBSCRIBE TO THE BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OZxwpr NEW MERCH: https://shoptmgstudios.com This week, Brooke and Connor talk about accidentally posting steamy pictures, the importance of crying on planes, and the latest influencer drama. Plus, Brooke breaks down the adult version of object permanence while Connor joins the Blue Man Group. Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/ Check out the Fits Everybody Collection at https://www.skims.com/bnc #skimspartner Head to https://acorns.com/bandc or download the Acorns app to start investing your money today. Date your way on Bumble and download the app today. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BANDC and get on your way to being your best self. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. Chapters: 0:00 Planes Trains and Automobiles 0:49 Intro 1:09 Sick Like A Man 2:28 In Feed Tooth Gap 3:38 Brooke’s C&B Was Out 8:02 Getting Canceled For Nudes 9:10 Being Funny For A Girl 11:38 Skims 13:14 Mormons In Utah 19:25 Learning About Joseph Smith 21:15 Living It Up At The Four Seasons 22:59 Conspiracy Cabinets 25:03 Acorns 26:57 Clearing The Onigiri Air 29:59 Brooke’s Upcoming Performance 31:30 Watching Baylen Out Loud 35:13 Crying On Planes 36:57 Bumble 37:56 The Best Crying Song 41:05 IRL Flight Attendant Button 43:20 The NY Influencers 46:54 Brooke’s Nipple Cream 48:40 Better Help 50:25 The Live Show 54:15 Adult Object Permanence 56:53 Favorite Bodies of Water 58:48 Reading The Comments 1:01:28 Is Connor A Blue Man? 1:04:51 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:45Connor Wood?

  Here's what I'll say. They should change the riddle, sorry. They should change the riddle. Planes, trains, automobiles. I haven't been on a train in so long, and maybe that's a testament to our lack of public transportation. But I'm looking at a train right now. It looks awesome. It's full of what seems like coal, maybe rocks, minerals for sure. We need a new, we need a new riddle that encourages local governments to create better public transportation.

• 1:15Brooke Averick?

  What was the first riddle?

• 1:16Connor Wood?

  Planes, trains, and automobiles. I guess it's not a riddle.

• 1:18Brooke Averick?

  It's just like a song.

• 1:20Connor Wood?

  It's like three words.

• 1:21Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. It's just words. They're written together.

• 1:27Connor Wood?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:28Brooke Averick?

  Here's a riddle for you. Plane, train, and automobile walk into a bar. Brooke, that was hysterical.

• 1:54Brooke Averick?

  I need to apologize in advance for whatever performance I gave today. Just Michael Dayquil combo. You know the drill.

• 2:04Connor Wood?

  No, I do know the drill. When Maggie was in town, that's what I was on.

• 2:07Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 2:08Connor Wood?

  I was on that.

• 2:08Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, some things.

• 2:09Connor Wood?

  I was on that serious combo.

• 2:11Brooke Averick?

  I really do act like a, a man when I'm sick. I can't tolerate it. Cannot do it.

• 2:19Connor Wood?

  That's a myth.

• 2:21Brooke Averick?

  It's not.

• 2:21Connor Wood?

  No, it's not at all.

• 2:22Brooke Averick?

  It's really not.

• 2:23Connor Wood?

  I think I'm the only man that I refuse to acknowledge that I'm sick.

• 2:29Connor Wood?

  Until I'm sick all the time.

• 2:30Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. I think I would rather go through childbirth than have a cold.

• 2:37Brooke Averick?

  I really feel that way. There is nothing. Like when your ear goes out. There's nothing like it to me.

• 2:46Connor Wood?

  My ears are always out, man.

• 2:47Brooke Averick?

  When your ear goes out.

• 2:50Brooke Averick?

  Period. That was the end of the sentence.

• 2:52Connor Wood?

  That, no, when you're, that feeling when your ear goes out.

• 2:54Brooke Averick?

  Feeling when your ear goes out, whole, like.

• 2:56Connor Wood?

  Are you, are you like cough central today?

• 3:00Brooke Averick?

  I am a bit. I'm, I'm trying not to. I have a cough drop, but I don't want to bother people with the sound of that.

• 3:09Brooke Averick?

  Dancing around my Invisalign, hitting the hard edges of my Invisalign. Did you see that I in feed posted my tooth gap?

• 3:17Connor Wood?

  I know. I was gonna comment, but then I was like. I was gonna say I wanna squeeze myself into your tooth gap.

• 3:23Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Oh.

• 3:24Connor Wood?

  And, but then I was like, I'm gonna not acknowledge the tooth gap, just in case you.

• 3:29Brooke Averick?

  Well, everyone's saying, oh, it's really not that bad. I thought it was gonna be worse. This is after like a full, over a month of it being closed and that was a really good angle. I think it's a little bit bigger than that. But I appreciate the kind words. Thanks.

• 3:43Connor Wood?

  What's the ETA on the closure?

• 3:45Brooke Averick?

  Um, I think like another, it's, it seems to be going slower than I anticipated. So I would say probably another month and a half. I still don't feel comfortable like having it out in front of anyone, just a select few. But like, I feel I'm always like, if my Invisalign is out and I'm eating, I'm covering my mouth when talking to people.

• 4:05Connor Wood?

  Oh, Brooke, you gotta let your gap, you gotta let your hair down in your gap.

• 4:09Brooke Averick?

  What I'm so confused about is it must've been at least kinda like this before. So what was I doing then? Living my life like that.

• 4:17Connor Wood?

  You were rocking out with your cock.

• 4:18Brooke Averick?

  I was like, whoa.

• 4:21Brooke Averick?

  Speaking of rocking out with your cock out.

• 4:24Connor Wood?

  Oh, yeah. Give it to me.

• 4:26Brooke Averick?

  Something bad happened.

• 4:29Connor Wood?

  Something bad.

• 4:29Brooke Averick?

  To me and my cock and balls.

• 4:34Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 4:35Brooke Averick?

  Um.

• 4:36Connor Wood?

  I hope they're okay.

• 4:39Brooke Averick?

  They're not, really.

• 4:40Connor Wood?

  No.

• 4:41Brooke Averick?

  I took a bath, which I never do, and I hadn't since I got John, my cat. And he was very intrigued by it and it was, he was just being so cute, like sitting on the ledge of the sink, like staring at the bath. And so I took a picture. I was not in it, obviously, but I took a picture of him on the edge and there was like a little bit of the tub visible. So you could see that he was staring into the tub and I think like maybe my foot was in it. However, what was also in it was that thing that you pull the lever up so the drain can close or open. It's just like that reflective, that reflective circle. Okay. You familiar with that reflective circle?

• 5:21Connor Wood?

  Brooke, I looked into the reflective circle yesterday and I said, man, if anyone else saw this reflection.

• 5:26Brooke Averick?

  So yeah, imagine my shock when I post that on my snap story, close the app, open it like 30 later, it's over 600 responses. My cock and balls were out in the reflective circle. Thank you so much.

• 5:40Connor Wood?

  You are lying.

• 5:41Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 5:44Connor Wood?

  And not only that, you're in a fun house full of the mirrors.

• 5:46Brooke Averick?

  It was a fun house too. Yes, yes.

• 5:49Connor Wood?

  Did it expand your?

• 5:51Brooke Averick?

  Yes.

• 5:54Brooke Averick?

  Uh huh. That's awesome.

• 5:56Connor Wood?

  You were dilating.

• 5:57Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that was that. Yay.

• 6:02Connor Wood?

  Um, I mean, it has to happen at some point. Now you'll just be way more careful.

• 6:07Brooke Averick?

  It does have to happen at some point. Um, it was innocent. That's all I can say.

• 6:13Connor Wood?

  You know what? That's fun. I'll say it.

• 6:16Brooke Averick?

  I wouldn't say fun. I'd say it was innocent.

• 6:19Connor Wood?

  Maybe not fun for you, but it's fun. They know your heart. You weren't gonna intentionally.

• 6:23Brooke Averick?

  They know way too much of my heart now, but.

• 6:25Connor Wood?

  They know your heart from the inside out, but I just think like you, you have one slip of the tongue, one slip of the finger. Every now and then, you know, that was like when I posted my B reel of my straight up penis and.

• 6:40Brooke Averick?

  Do not make me laugh. Do not.

• 6:44Connor Wood?

  And my, and I could not delete it unless I took a new one. Makes you like, take a new be real, take a new be real. Um, no one screenshotted that, but someone had to have seen it. It took me so long because there was water on my screen.

• 6:56Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I had a lot of screenshots. I think just because you needed, like, you kind of needed to zoom in, you know? And you can't do that.

• 7:04Connor Wood?

  Just to double check.

• 7:05Brooke Averick?

  Double check.

• 7:06Connor Wood?

  What am I, what am I looking at here?

• 7:09Brooke Averick?

  I'm waiting for it to go on Reddit and it's not, which I'm almost like, I'm not like slightly offended by.

• 7:16Connor Wood?

  Yeah, you need to, then, I don't know if there's a female equivalent to LPSG.

• 7:21Brooke Averick?

  Yes.

• 7:21Connor Wood?

  In O2, in O2 Classic.

• 7:23Brooke Averick?

  But it is like, I can't stress enough, so fun house vibes.

• 7:27Connor Wood?

  It's just bizarre the way that we're synced up because I, I was getting out of the shower in my new shower, my apartment. And I looked and I was like, oh, that's fucking sick in the head.

• 7:38Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 7:38Connor Wood?

  That like, that's, why did they make it reflective?

• 7:41Brooke Averick?

  There shouldn't be reflective surfaces in the, in the restroom.

• 7:43Connor Wood?

  They need to absolutely.

• 7:45Brooke Averick?

  Even a mirror.

• 7:48Brooke Averick?

  Or you should be able to have a, like, a, a screen. That you can open and close on top of the mirror when applicable.

• 7:58Connor Wood?

  It, it should be matte.

• 8:00Brooke Averick?

  It should be matte. It should be matte.

• 8:04Connor Wood?

  It should be matte. Um, gulp. Now it's giving me anxiety about all the times I've. I've been like a little tetchy before and taken a picture because my mirror was steaming. It was just like, just my face. And I'm like, I'm posting this on my story and I have posted on my story and been like, that's so weird that you just did that.

• 8:22Brooke Averick?

  Posted a steamy picture?

• 8:24Connor Wood?

  Like steamy picture, like, yeah, like, I'm fully naked and I'm like, ah, crazy. And then I posted it.

• 8:32Brooke Averick?

  You're always fully naked though, when you think about it. Everyone's naked underneath their clothes.

• 8:37Connor Wood?

  Oh my God. You're always fully naked.

• 8:41Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 8:43Connor Wood?

  Things can change really quickly. They can, in a blink of an eye.

• 8:45Brooke Averick?

  They totally can. But thankfully nudes, like posting a nude is not what it used to be. Like, do you remember Vanessa Hudgens nude? And how that was like the end of the world?

• 8:54Connor Wood?

  No.

• 8:55Brooke Averick?

  It was when we were in middle school and her nudes leaked and it was like, oh my God, this is the end of like the world as we know it. Like our beloved child star like has a body. But now it's just like, okay.

• 9:07Connor Wood?

  Oh my God.

• 9:07Brooke Averick?

  A nudes would have gotten you canceled, whereas now it's like, pop off.

• 9:13Brooke Averick?

  Which I think is like one good way that our society has flipped.

• 9:19Connor Wood?

  Yeah, in case your bathtub exposes you.

• 9:22Brooke Averick?

  Right, yeah. If, if the kind of like cancelling that happens now happened back then, like you would have gotten cancelled for nudes.

• 9:29Connor Wood?

  What happened with her nudes?

• 9:30Brooke Averick?

  They leaked. I, I guess they, I guess they weren't intended for Zach and Zach's eyes only.

• 9:36Connor Wood?

  Oh, so someone hacked her phone?

• 9:38Brooke Averick?

  Someone might have hacked the mainframe, yeah. I guess that's how you had to do it back then.

• 9:43Connor Wood?

  You had to hack someone's phone?

• 9:45Brooke Averick?

  Unless it was Zach who released it, which it was not.

• 9:49Connor Wood?

  Well, he, he didn't hack her phone, he zacked her phone.

• 9:51Brooke Averick?

  That's hysterical.

• 9:52Connor Wood?

  Thanks. Maggie asked the other day before one of the shows, she was like, do you ever, she was like, I never do puns. Do you do puns? And I was like, hell no. I do so many puns.

• 10:00Brooke Averick?

  No, you do.

• 10:01Connor Wood?

  Sorry, I'm quick witted. Like, a guy like me, it's hard.

• 10:05Brooke Averick?

  It's not your fault.

• 10:06Connor Wood?

  I do a pun. I don't want to do puns. I, I was born to, to punt it up, baby.

• 10:11Brooke Averick?

  I think men do puns a lot more than women.

• 10:15Connor Wood?

  Yeah, they have the gene.

• 10:16Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 10:18Connor Wood?

  They have the pun.

• 10:19Brooke Averick?

  Just another way men and women differ. It's two for today. I like your sweater.

• 10:26Connor Wood?

  I knew you would like this sweater and that's why I wore it today, but my hat doesn't match, but my hair looks like.

• 10:31Brooke Averick?

  No, I also love, uh, intentional, pattern clashing.

• 10:37Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I saw someone where.

• 10:39Brooke Averick?

  It works.

• 10:40Connor Wood?

  It does work. I don't know about camo and this specific.

• 10:43Brooke Averick?

  I think it works. Wait till you see my new office that's about to drop. Pattern clashing out the walls.

• 10:49Connor Wood?

  It's spectacular, from what I've seen.

• 10:52Brooke Averick?

  Thanks, honey.

• 10:53Connor Wood?

  Um, Maggie said the funniest thing the other day.

• 10:56Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 10:57Connor Wood?

  So we were on tour, we were in St., uh, Salt Lake City last week and

• 11:05Connor Wood?

  she was so funny and, and, and someone at the venue was like, wow, essentially said, like ultimately said, you're so funny for a girl, kind of thing. Like, oh, girls are fun. Like, in, in, in so many words. You're so funny, like, for a girl, essentially. And she, I heard it happen and I was like, oh my god, so crazy.

• 11:29Brooke Averick?

  Wait, that was somebody while she was on stage?

• 11:32Connor Wood?

  No, like, after the show and between the, the two shows.

• 11:35Brooke Averick?

  Nice.

• 11:36Connor Wood?

  She comes back in the room and she's talking and she goes, somebody.

• 11:43Connor Wood?

  Somebody checked this girl for a dick. She's so funny. She was like, like this girl must have a penis because she's hilarious.

• 11:52Connor Wood?

  Oh, that made me, that made me cry my eyes out.

• 11:56Brooke Averick?

  I love her. I really do. She's

• 11:59Connor Wood?

  She's hilarious.

• 12:00Brooke Averick?

  Like one of the only guests we've had like alongside Kat that people have been sweet to, which like it means that mean, yeah, it means the world. So thank you.

• 12:11Connor Wood?

  Thank you guys for

• 12:12Brooke Averick?

  You guys for

• 12:13Connor Wood?

  Being respectful and nice to a woman.

• 12:16Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, we know y'all expected more from her. So just kidding.

• 12:21Connor Wood?

  I expected more from her. Um, we were in Salt Lake City last week and uh, I had never been to Utah except driving through. Genuinely, I was, I was joking about the Mormonism that allegedly happens in Utah and specifically Salt Lake City. That's actually like I did, I brushed up on my research. Factually, that is like the home of Mormonism.

• 12:48Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 12:49Connor Wood?

  So many, so many Mormon individuals and ex Mormon individuals came to my show. My, the bartender said it was the most amount of mocktails they've ever sold.

• 12:58Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 12:59Connor Wood?

  And the least amount of alcohol they've ever sold. I didn't drink at all like during the shows. Uh, like at, at the second show, I had like half a beer and I was like so lightheaded and faint because I forgot that we were at altitude.

• 13:17Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 13:18Connor Wood?

  Because I was thinking Salt Lake City, that's the ocean. We're at sea level.

• 13:23Brooke Averick?

  Totally.

• 13:23Connor Wood?

  Not the case. I didn't, like a lake can be salty. Actually it can't, like they canceled that lake. That lake is dried up as hell, I think.

• 13:34Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 13:35Connor Wood?

  May it rest. But anyways, there's so many Mormons there. And then I was scared that I was going to be blasphemous. Mormon people are so chill. Oh my gosh. I was so like.

• 13:49Connor Wood?

  Surprise in a good way. I was just like, wow, you guys are awesome. I had such a great time. Those are some of my favorite shows I've ever done.

• 13:55Brooke Averick?

  I've met one Mormon person, I think, in my life, and I, it was not what I was expecting. Like, they were just like really normal and chill. So I, like, the only thing I knew about Mormonism was Book of Mormon at that point. So, yeah, I was also.

• 14:11Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 14:11Brooke Averick?

  I guess just like other religions, like, you don't have to be like Mormon, you know? Just like, I'm not like a Hasidic Jew. I don't know if it works that way, but I think it might.

• 14:24Connor Wood?

  I think it might as well. Um, and I know that there's sects.

• 14:28Brooke Averick?

  There's gotta be sects.

• 14:30Connor Wood?

  There is sects.

• 14:31Brooke Averick?

  There's always sects.

• 14:32Connor Wood?

  There's no sects.

• 14:33Brooke Averick?

  There's always sects. Sects. Sorry. That one's hard for my business line.

• 14:37Connor Wood?

  That one's hard for my normal mouth.

• 14:40Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 14:41Connor Wood?

  Um, but they were there and they were amazing. The one thing that I noticed just straight up is they are all so hot. Like.

• 14:49Brooke Averick?

  Really?

• 14:50Connor Wood?

  Genuine, yeah. Probably the most attractive demographic, just like by volume, just like.

• 14:55Brooke Averick?

  I didn't know that.

• 14:55Connor Wood?

  Yeah, like, pretty much gorgeous, healthy-looking people.

• 14:59Brooke Averick?

  Well, maybe it's because they don't drink.

• 15:01Connor Wood?

  It could be because they don't drink. I also think that genuinely it's something to do with the religion where it's like, I think that they strive for perfection and obviously your looks, the closer to God, the hotter you are, the closer to God.

• 15:16Brooke Averick?

  Fascinating.

• 15:18Connor Wood?

  I may have made that up, too. I may have made that up. I just want to be straight up. Um, but we went and we saw the temples. Um, they are massive, like unbelievable stature on these, on these things.

• 15:33Brooke Averick?

  They are of an unbelievable stature.

• 15:36Connor Wood?

  They're ma, they're huge. Like, I was just thinking like, oh, it's a church. No. It's like.

• 15:43Connor Wood?

  It's like a building.

• 15:44Brooke Averick?

  Is that the tabernacle?

• 15:46Connor Wood?

  I don't know what that, I don't know what you mean by tabernacle. I think that's Christian.

• 15:51Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 15:51Connor Wood?

  Wait, can we look up tabernacle? That's gonna be a word that's stuck in my head for four days.

• 15:55Brooke Averick?

  Izzy back on the keys.

• 15:56Connor Wood?

  We got Izzy back on the keys.

• 15:58Brooke Averick?

  On the keyboard today.

• 15:59Connor Wood?

  Izzy, show me tabernacle, baby.

• 16:01Brooke Averick?

  Give it to us, baby. That, yes. So, not at all, not like even like 1% what I had suggested. It is a portable tent-like sanctuary or receptacle for storing the eucharist. What's that, Connor?

• 16:18Connor Wood?

  Oh, you don't even wanna know what the eucharist is. Oh, gosh.

• 16:23Brooke Averick?

  Then what am I thinking of? What's the Mormon temple called?

• 16:27Connor Wood?

  The temple.

• 16:27Brooke Averick?

  Oh, nice.

• 16:30Connor Wood?

  Well done.

• 16:30Brooke Averick?

  Maybe it's just called the temple. Yeah, nice. Maybe I just got my Ts confused.

• 16:36Connor Wood?

  Oh, my gosh. You're getting your Ts crossed.

• 16:39Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 16:40Connor Wood?

  There's nothing wrong with that, sister. Now, I didn't see any polygamists, and I was, I was concerned.

• 16:48Brooke Averick?

  You don't just let see them.

• 16:51Connor Wood?

  I guess that they would just be outside.

• 16:52Brooke Averick?

  They're not all just like having group sex in front of you. Not that that's what polygamists do, by the way. I'm just saying, like, you wouldn't, I don't know if that's what they do.

• 17:03Connor Wood?

  Brooke, Brooke.

• 17:05Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, what's up?

• 17:05Connor Wood?

  We can't, we can't walk on eggshells with the polygamists. They probably do have group.

• 17:09Brooke Averick?

  I don't know. I don't know. I'm not familiar with the community.

• 17:12Connor Wood?

  Also, non-poligamists also have group sex.

• 17:15Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, sure.

• 17:16Connor Wood?

  And I'm not saying.

• 17:16Brooke Averick?

  I'm just saying you wouldn't be able to look into the crowd and immediately identify a polygamist.

• 17:23Brooke Averick?

  But I'm also, I also think Mormons have strayed away from that.

• 17:27Connor Wood?

  They have.

• 17:27Brooke Averick?

  And I know that because I just watched Heretic.

• 17:30Connor Wood?

  Right. Heretic?

• 17:32Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 17:34Connor Wood?

  Heretic?

• 17:35Brooke Averick?

  Heretic. I'm right.

• 17:40Connor Wood?

  Heretic?

• 17:41Brooke Averick?

  Heretic, baby. Heretic.

• 17:43Connor Wood?

  Why is, why?

• 17:45Brooke Averick?

  That's how the word is pronounced.

• 17:47Connor Wood?

  What?

• 17:48Brooke Averick?

  Your, I, your pronunciations are so unique on a lot of different words.

• 17:53Connor Wood?

  Heretic?

• 17:54Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 17:55Connor Wood?

  Oh, gosh. I had no idea.

• 17:58Brooke Averick?

  But yeah, they're Sophie Thatcher and, oh, I'm blanking on, on the other girl. She was great, too. The, the two girls are Mormon missionaries going door to door and then Hugh Grant has them come into the, his room and play a game.

• 18:15Connor Wood?

  Oh, why have we talked about this last week?

• 18:17Brooke Averick?

  I think I, we, yeah, we did. Yeah.

• 18:24Brooke Averick?

  But anyway, Sophie Thatcher's character was saying that they've strayed from polygamy. That's why I know that.

• 18:30Connor Wood?

  They, they have, and so I learned that the founder, Joseph Smith.

• 18:34Brooke Averick?

  Which, by the way, if they're saying it in heretic, it has to be true.

• 18:38Connor Wood?

  Well, heretic is fact.

• 18:42Connor Wood?

  They said that Joseph Smith had like 14, oh, wait, no, 14 wives or he married a 14-year-old?

• 18:48Brooke Averick?

  Probably both. I think both because that show, Under the Banner of Heaven, you remember that show? From a few years ago with Andrew Garfield? That was Mormonism.

• 18:58Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 18:59Brooke Averick?

  And like the early story.

• 19:00Connor Wood?

  Forty wives.

• 19:01Brooke Averick?

  Forty.

• 19:01Connor Wood?

  You know what? I'll say it. Forty wives is too many wives.

• 19:04Brooke Averick?

  Forty wives and one of them was 14.

• 19:08Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 19:08Connor Wood?

  And included a 14-year-old and others who were already married. Okay. Okay, well, um, the Mormon church has said for the first time that its founder, Joseph Smith, had up to 40 wives. Okay. I don't know 40 people, you know? Imagine every night being like, oh, we had, like, you want to go to dinner? Can you make a resi for 40? Impossible. We can't get a reservation anywhere.

• 19:37Brooke Averick?

  Well, Connor, maybe if you ask your Echo Show 13.

• 19:42Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 19:43Brooke Averick?

  That now has partner experiences with OpenTable.

• 19:46Connor Wood?

  How did you? Remember I said?

• 19:49Brooke Averick?

  Cause I did my voiceover for my ad like 18 times. Thanks.

• 19:54Connor Wood?

  I did too. Genuinely, I, I love that thing for real.

• 19:59Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. She is more conversational. I don't know what else to say about it.

• 20:03Connor Wood?

  Well, she's powered by generative AI at the end of the day and ultimately as well.

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• 20:55Connor Wood?

  Oh my gosh, I thought there was a slug on me.

• 20:59Brooke Averick?

  What was it?

• 21:00Connor Wood?

  Oatmeal from earlier.

• 21:06Brooke Averick?

  Nice.

• 21:07Connor Wood?

  Oh, oh, bro.

• 21:10Brooke Averick?

  That's just, that was funny.

• 21:12Connor Wood?

  Thanks. Got it off. It's on the ground. So randomly, out of nowhere, I, I'm taking off from New York last night. Um, and I see Jake arching his back in front of the St. Louis Arch. And I say, oh my gosh, I'm heading there randomly. I'm in St. Louis right now. Cause I'm going to Mizzou this afternoon.

• 21:31Brooke Averick?

  And you're on your own tour, not Jake's tour.

• 21:34Connor Wood?

  I'm on my own tour, but randomly I was at, I ran into Jake and his squad last night. And they got me like the sweetest thing ever. They got me a room at their hotel. So that's where I am right now.

• 21:46Brooke Averick?

  That's so sweet.

• 21:46Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I'm at the Four Seasons. Yeah, I'm at the Four.

• 21:48Brooke Averick?

  Wait, were you staying at a different hotel?

• 21:51Connor Wood?

  I was staying at the airport, airport hotel. That's what connected me to the airport.

• 21:54Brooke Averick?

  Oh, that's so sweet.

• 21:56Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Um, and now I'm at the Four Seasons, kind of living it up.

• 22:01Brooke Averick?

  Wait, show us your Four Seasons room.

• 22:04Connor Wood?

  Like can't like move the it's it's to be honest, it's like just a room.

• 22:10Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 22:11Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it's like a hotel room.

• 22:13Brooke Averick?

  But at the Four Seasons, I'm thinking like White Lotus.

• 22:17Connor Wood?

  Oh, I mean. Okay, like obviously, um, this is unbelievable to me and the bed is I could eat the like I will eat the bed. If I was given the option to like, if you eat this bed, like you could have the bed if you eat it, like we'll put one in your house. I would eat it. I'd find a way to eat the whole bed.

• 22:37Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 22:38Connor Wood?

  It's like I'm gonna probably try to steal the comforter. But it's.

• 22:43Brooke Averick?

  Not like fancy fancy.

• 22:45Connor Wood?

  It's not as nice as the hotel that we stayed in in New York.

• 22:48Brooke Averick?

  Oh, my God, I miss it. I miss it every day.

• 22:52Connor Wood?

  Can I say something so insane? I have to I have to go backwards.

• 22:56Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 22:56Connor Wood?

  In time.

• 22:58Connor Wood?

  How insane was it when everybody thought if you buy if you buy if you buy a wardrobe? Like a cabinet off of Wayfair, you got you got like you were buying like a little like you were buying a person. They remember when Wayfair was being accused of like human trafficking and they're like.

• 23:16Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 23:18Connor Wood?

  They're putting kids in the cabinets and when you buy a cabinet, there's a kid in it. Yeah.

• 23:22Brooke Averick?

  No, I've never heard that in my life.

• 23:24Connor Wood?

  Are you serious? Izzy, do you remember what I'm talking about?

• 23:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, and they like named the dressers.

• 23:29Connor Wood?

  The cabinets and the dressers were all named like, um, Jessica, the Jessica dresser. And they're like, they're naming them after kids because there's a kid in the dresser.

• 23:38Brooke Averick?

  I don't recall.

• 23:40Connor Wood?

  Oh, my gosh, Brooke. It was like something that can it was all consuming for me. It's probably all I thought about.

• 23:45Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 23:47Connor Wood?

  Like in all of these, there was like genuine people conspiracy theories being like, my spidey senses are tingling. What's with these storage cabinets? Quote, quote, extremely high prices, all listed with girls' names and identical units selling for different amounts. Like they thought that there was like. People in the dressers.

• 24:04Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I literally had no idea.

• 24:06Connor Wood?

  Oh, my gosh. I thought, I mean, is anyone laughing over there? I can't see you guys.

• 24:12Brooke Averick?

  Um, not right now. But I thought you're just telling me something. It's.

• 24:19Connor Wood?

  I mean, I was, I was, I wanted to laugh about how insane it was. I mean, it's probably not. I mean, I don't know. I'm so torn on if it's so insane, like schizophrenia, or if it's like, well.

• 24:35Brooke Averick?

  I think conspiracy theorists could literally look at anything and find a theory. And it just happened to be those storage cabinets.

• 24:44Connor Wood?

  Oh, a way for sex trafficking lie. Okay.

• 24:50Brooke Averick?

  Oh, QAnon.

• 24:50Connor Wood?

  Like QAnon. Okay, me spewing QAnon conspiracies. Great.

• 24:55Brooke Averick?

  I have to say, there was one time I got gotten so good by QAnon.

• 25:02Connor Wood?

  You got got?

• 25:02Brooke Averick?

  I got gotten so insanely. And I've been vigilant ever since then. I've been more vigilant, but I truly almost came on to this podcast like two years ago and spouted like QAnon, thinking that I was like doing the Lord's work. And we just so happened to have not like gotten to it that day. Like, we just started talking about other random shit. I thank God every single day for that.

• 25:28Connor Wood?

  What was it?

• 25:28Brooke Averick?

  I'm not saying. It was bad. Thank you.

• 25:32Connor Wood?

  Look, you already said that you learned that it's not true, and that's good.

• 25:37Brooke Averick?

  I'm too, I really am too scared.

• 25:39Connor Wood?

  Tell us what it is. Come on.

• 25:41Brooke Averick?

  After what I did with the sushi last week, I can't.

• 25:45Connor Wood?

  What do you mean?

• 25:46Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I'm in a controversy.

• 25:49Connor Wood?

  Okay, you have to, you have to tell us what your QAnon theory was.

• 25:53Brooke Averick?

  It was Sound of Freedom related. But, and let's leave that at the door.

• 25:58Connor Wood?

  Yeah, we don't have to touch it.

• 26:00Brooke Averick?

  And let's leave that at the door.

• 26:02Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 26:05Connor Wood?

  What happened with your sushi?

• 26:06Brooke Averick?

  My sushi, sushi triangle.

• 26:08Connor Wood?

  What happened with sushi?

• 26:09Brooke Averick?

  It has a name, which I, I did know that it has a name. I didn't know the name at the time, which is, I couldn't recall it off of the top of my head at the time of the podcast last week. Um, it's onigiri, which is the sushi triangle and it's not specific to Erawan, which I did know that. I did know that it, um, is sold other places. What I will admit to not knowing, I did think the cooked tuna part was specific to Erawan. Like I thought that was a unique spin on a traditional dish.

• 26:36Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 26:37Brooke Averick?

  I don't think that's the case. So it's one of those, remember when I said that, um, I love, what's that song I thought was originally? I will always. I will always love you. Yeah. I was like, oh, I loved Dolly Parton's cover of I will always love you. And then I got like completely clobbed because she wrote it. She was the original.

• 26:57Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 26:58Brooke Averick?

  It's, what's happening to me now with the onigiri is similar.

• 27:03Connor Wood?

  Like coming down your, your gullet?

• 27:05Brooke Averick?

  Just like a lot of reach outs and comments.

• 27:09Connor Wood?

  Saying we also have a sushi triangle?

• 27:11Brooke Averick?

  No, just like what it's called and that it's where I can find it.

• 27:17Brooke Averick?

  It's fine.

• 27:18Connor Wood?

  Are you upset by this?

• 27:19Brooke Averick?

  No, I'm not. I'm not upset by it, but I do think it made me seem a little bit stupid, which is why I didn't want to go into something.

• 27:27Connor Wood?

  You have to move on.

• 27:28Brooke Averick?

  It also makes me sound stupid.

• 27:29Connor Wood?

  Your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.

• 27:34Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, it is.

• 27:38Brooke Averick?

  It's, it's better some days than others. And what I'm saying is that after the onigiri, it's, I'm feeling a little bit more like I need to protect myself.

• 27:49Connor Wood?

  Let your hair down, girl.

• 27:52Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 27:53Connor Wood?

  Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

• 27:58Connor Wood?

  How was your weekend? I haven't talked to you. I feel like I haven't talked to you in a long time. But I guess it's been the exact same amount of time as usual. Actually, I talked to you last night, but.

• 28:09Brooke Averick?

  My weekend was good, Connor. I'm drawing a blank. As to what, as to what I did, but I think it was relaxing. And good. I've been practicing for, I have a performance coming up.

• 28:23Connor Wood?

  I saw that.

• 28:24Brooke Averick?

  Um, our friend Channing hit 5,000 subscribers on YouTube. So we're doing a 5K. For her, which means that we're doing like a talent show that will be live streamed. Um, she's running that and I have three performances. One, I feel really good about. And this is me singing, by the way. The other, I just don't need to learn the words. The third, I'm about to back out of.

• 28:49Connor Wood?

  What's the third?

• 28:51Brooke Averick?

  It's a duet with Channing. I'm not going to give it away. But she is, no one, Channing has an exceptional voice. And I sound like complete shit on it. It's not my range.

• 29:04Connor Wood?

  Channing has a good voice?

• 29:05Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Well, I mean, no, I can't give you a sneak peek because it will ruin the setlist, but she is such a good voice.

• 29:12Connor Wood?

  I had no idea.

• 29:13Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. So I think I'm going to tap out of that duet with her, but I'm excited for my, my big number. And I've been practicing a lot. So that's what I did this weekend. I started a new show.

• 29:26Brooke Averick?

  Which I don't really watch reality TV, but I've been watching Bailing Out Loud. Do you know, do you know what that is?

• 29:32Connor Wood?

  Oh, yeah. She has, uh.

• 29:34Brooke Averick?

  She has Tourette's and she's, she was big on TikTok. I have truly.

• 29:40Connor Wood?

  One it up, one it up, one it up.

• 29:41Brooke Averick?

  I have truly never been more inspired by someone.

• 29:46Brooke Averick?

  In my life than this girl. Like what she goes through and her perseverance and outlook. I mean, I, I can't even, I can't even fathom it. Like me with my cold, like complaining out the was and like. She is just such an inspiration. I really would recommend. That show and she, she just has such a good sense of humor about everything, which I feel like you definitely have to. In that situation and I just, her boyfriend is just like, that's warming my heart. He's so sweet. She ticks so much less around him because she feels so comfortable. She says he's like his med- her medicine. That gave me goosebumps. Thanks.

• 30:28Connor Wood?

  I just got chills. Wow.

• 30:30Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Yeah. He's a sweetheart.

• 30:34Brooke Averick?

  I did have, I did have to turn it off yesterday because her boyfriend's parents are really religious. And they went to their house and she kept screaming that she's pregnant. And so that was, that was, that's one I'm, I'm kind of inching through that scene slowly.

• 30:52Brooke Averick?

  But it's so good. You guys should watch.

• 30:54Connor Wood?

  That's so funny.

• 30:55Brooke Averick?

  It's, it's really, it's really so good. Yeah. It's really so good.

• 31:00Connor Wood?

  Oh my gosh.

• 31:01Brooke Averick?

  But.

• 31:01Connor Wood?

  I shouldn't have mutated the tick, but I think that that's very funny.

• 31:07Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. She has said she doesn't like, which like, yeah, of course, when people come up to her and just repeat her tics to her, which is like crazy that people even do that. Can you imagine?

• 31:18Connor Wood?

  No, that would suck.

• 31:20Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. But she's so, just like beyond.

• 31:24Connor Wood?

  Wow. I'm gonna watch it.

• 31:26Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 31:26Connor Wood?

  Cause I need, I need a new show and I kind of don't want anything heavy. I want something light.

• 31:30Brooke Averick?

  And she, another thing that I was loving is she was learning how to ride a bike.

• 31:37Brooke Averick?

  And because her tics like, it involves like movement of her body too. So she like, can't drive or anything like that. But her dad was like, you have to keep your hands on the handlebars. And she had developed a tick. And this is relevant to the episode last week. She had developed a tick that was her screaming for Narnia and she had to raise her hands for it. So she kept ticking that specific tick while riding the bike. I love her.

• 32:04Connor Wood?

  Oh my God, that's so funny.

• 32:06Brooke Averick?

  She's great.

• 32:07Connor Wood?

  Tourette's is so mind blowing. Like it's just like, what? It's, it's just in your head and you can't not do it?

• 32:13Brooke Averick?

  It's neurological. You can't not do it. And if you try and suppress it, it makes it much worse. And it's like.

• 32:22Brooke Averick?

  Uh, contagious is not the right word, but like if you hear us, if you have Tourette's and you

• 32:28Connor Wood?

  It can be influenced, right?

• 32:30Brooke Averick?

  You can take on their tics.

• 32:32Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 32:33Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 32:34Connor Wood?

  You can take on their tics.

• 32:36Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 32:37Connor Wood?

  Oh, my gosh.

• 32:38Brooke Averick?

  So, yeah, it's a great watch and like I'm learning about something that I really knew nothing about. I just, yeah, I'm feeling like she's just the strongest, the strongest girl. I don't, I haven't been able to cry a lot recently, but I did, but I did cry it.

• 32:54Connor Wood?

  Is that because of meds?

• 32:56Brooke Averick?

  I'm laughing, I'm crying, what?

• 32:59Connor Wood?

  Is that because of meds?

• 33:01Brooke Averick?

  That I can't cry?

• 33:02Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 33:02Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I was, I think so.

• 33:05Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I was talking to Jake about that.

• 33:08Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I was talking to Jake about that too.

• 33:10Connor Wood?

  I cry, I cried last night.

• 33:14Brooke Averick?

  Why?

• 33:14Connor Wood?

  I was on my flight and it was the most perfect flight I've ever been on in my life. We didn't even go that high. We like stayed pretty low and so I could see the ground the whole time.

• 33:26Brooke Averick?

  Is that a thing?

• 33:27Connor Wood?

  I don't know. We weren't going, I mean, it was New York to St. Louis. I just probably

• 33:30Brooke Averick?

  That's not a thing.

• 33:31Connor Wood?

  We weren't that high. I don't know what to say. We weren't that high in the air.

• 33:34Brooke Averick?

  There is no way that you flew from New York to St. Louis and could see the ground the whole time.

• 33:40Connor Wood?

  Brooke, I could see the ground and I say with my chest, the whole time.

• 33:47Brooke Averick?

  Izzy, am I being, like, there's no way.

• 33:50Connor Wood?

  Why are you fashion? I, I, I was looking at the ground.

• 33:53Brooke Averick?

  In general, no planes are not flying significantly lower than they used to.

• 34:01Brooke Averick?

  At, oh, at night? No, generally they don't fly lower at night.

• 34:04Connor Wood?

  I, I'm just, I

• 34:05Brooke Averick?

  Hey, how about you ask your pilot dad?

• 34:07Connor Wood?

  Okay, I will.

• 34:08Brooke Averick?

  Like, no.

• 34:09Connor Wood?

  I will ask my pilot. He's not gonna answer. He never answers on the first

• 34:11Brooke Averick?

  Okay, ask your pilot sister.

• 34:13Connor Wood?

  Okay, I'll text her, but I'm just telling you, like, verbatim, what should I say? Just sometimes planes fly lower?

• 34:20Brooke Averick?

  No, be like, I saw the ground last night on my flight, my entire flight from New York to St. Louis. Did I?

• 34:30Connor Wood?

  Oh, my gosh, I can't believe I'm texting an outside source and you're not just like, yeah, oh, my gosh, crazy.

• 34:37Brooke Averick?

  No, because there's no way.

• 34:38Connor Wood?

  During my flight from NYC to STL.

• 34:46Connor Wood?

  Is, is that random?

• 34:49Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, yeah, how random?

• 34:52Connor Wood?

  Yeah, let me see. Okay, well anyways, I I was in the seat and I was, I was playing my like sad playlist, which includes "Boston" by Augusta. Do you know that song?

• 35:08Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 35:09Connor Wood?

  "I'm going back to Boston."

• 35:12Brooke Averick?

  No, I don't know it.

• 35:13Connor Wood?

  You don't know that one?

• 35:14Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 35:16Connor Wood?

  Well, I can't play.

• 35:16Brooke Averick?

  Make me a playlist.

• 35:18Connor Wood?

  We'll get copyrighted. I will. It's a "I'm going back to Boston. I think I'll start a new life. I think I'll start over when no one knows my name." It's so sad. It's like-

• 35:31Brooke Averick?

  Because they're going to Boston? That makes me sad too.

• 35:34Connor Wood?

  Well, they're moving out of some, I don't know where, where they were before Boston, basically, but this person is saying, I think they're breaking up.

• 35:42Brooke Averick?

  Hmm.

• 35:43Connor Wood?

  Is my understanding. I'm, I'm gonna go back to, I'm going back to Boston. I think that's where they're from.

• 35:48Brooke Averick?

  Mm-hmm.

• 35:49Connor Wood?

  So like, I'm giving up. I'm going back to Boston. I'm starting over. I'm gonna start-

• 35:54Brooke Averick?

  The word "Boston" just lost all meaning to me. Boston, Boston.

• 35:57Connor Wood?

  I know, sorry. Boston, Boston. Wait, no. No one knows their name here in Boston. So I don't, I don't know how they're going back to Boston and no one knows their name as well.

• 36:09Connor Wood?

  But-

• 36:09Brooke Averick?

  Maybe not, yeah, maybe they were a nobody.

• 36:14Connor Wood?

  "When no one knows my name." Oh my gosh, I gotta look into this song. But if anyone wants to have like a good look out the window of a plane, a train, or an automobile and feel like they're going back to Boston in a way, listen to "Boston" by Augusta. It, like, it's just so emotional. It's like, anyways, so I started tearing up for no reason.

• 36:38Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 36:38Connor Wood?

  I have, I have no, I don't relate to the song.

• 36:42Brooke Averick?

  Well, you do cry more on planes, science.

• 36:44Connor Wood?

  Science, hello. Um, and sometimes planes fly lower. Hello. But I was sitting there, I was kinda tearing up, and the stewardess comes, comes by and goes, "Would you like a, a drink?" And I was like, "Oh, like an alcohol." And I was like, "Oh my gosh, she recognizes me." Doesn't recognize me. She was feeling sorry because I was crying.

• 37:10Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 37:11Connor Wood?

  That's so sad. I wasn't like, yeah, I got it for free, for sure.

• 37:16Brooke Averick?

  That's so nice.

• 37:17Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it was nice. I had a beer on the plane for free.

• 37:20Brooke Averick?

  Some flight attendants are just like the sweetest people in the world and some are the meanest and there's no in between.

• 37:26Connor Wood?

  100%. I've recently come into some, some luck. And all of mine have been like the sweetest people on the planet.

• 37:35Brooke Averick?

  That's nice.

• 37:38Connor Wood?

  It is nice, Brooke. It is nice. I think I would be a good flight attendant.

• 37:43Brooke Averick?

  I think you would too. I don't think you'd remember to bring anyone, anyone, anything they asked for though.

• 37:49Connor Wood?

  You know what I love?

• 37:50Brooke Averick?

  But you'd have a good attitude.

• 37:51Connor Wood?

  I'd have a good attitude about it. Actually, I'm so scared of flying. I'd be freaking out. I'm freaking out, you guys. I'd be walking up down the aisle and be like, is it gonna be okay?

• 38:01Brooke Averick?

  I just, what actually has worked and it's so simple is me being like, you're safer right now than every single time you get in the car.

• 38:10Connor Wood?

  Yeah. One concept that I am obsessed with and I think that we could implement everywhere is the flight attendant call button where you just push it, it goes ding and then it lights up and the light stays on until the flight attendant comes to you.

• 38:27Connor Wood?

  And addresses the needs of the people. And I think that we should, we should be using that. I don't know, like a bartender probably listened to this is gonna kill me, but I think that would be really useful at a bar. If you just push a button and your light came on.

• 38:41Brooke Averick?

  I have never pressed the flight attendant button of you.

• 38:45Connor Wood?

  Oh God, no. I would never call the.

• 38:46Brooke Averick?

  Right. So I wonder if we would press any other button.

• 38:49Connor Wood?

  The bartender button, I would. My sister responded.

• 38:51Brooke Averick?

  What'd she say?

• 38:53Connor Wood?

  Sometimes when it's really clear out, you can.

• 38:55Brooke Averick?

  There's no way.

• 38:57Connor Wood?

  Are you calling my little sister a liar?

• 38:59Brooke Averick?

  I just don't think there's a way.

• 39:02Connor Wood?

  Where, there's a will.

• 39:04Brooke Averick?

  I'm doing my own research.

• 39:05Connor Wood?

  I mean, you, you just had a pilot respond and answer.

• 39:07Brooke Averick?

  Do you see the ground ever when flying in a commercial aircraft?

• 39:15Connor Wood?

  What does it say, Brooke?

• 39:18Connor Wood?

  Come on, tell us.

• 39:19Brooke Averick?

  In good visibility conditions, pilots of airliners cannot see the ground directly beneath their aircraft, but they can see the horizon and the runway. What?

• 39:28Connor Wood?

  I think that just straight up means they can see what's in front of them, but they literally can't look down because they're flying a plane.

• 39:37Connor Wood?

  Hello?

• 39:37Brooke Averick?

  There's, I mean, there's no way at the top of your fly, like, height.

• 39:42Connor Wood?

  Brooke, why are you?

• 39:43Brooke Averick?

  I just, I'm just, like, I have my contacts in. I have 2020 right now and can barely see the screen. So I really-

• 39:52Connor Wood?

  Don't worry about it.

• 39:53Brooke Averick?

  I can't, I just, like, I don't, I can't.

• 39:57Connor Wood?

  Oh, my gosh, and I can?

• 39:59Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 40:00Connor Wood?

  No.

• 40:01Brooke Averick?

  You can't.

• 40:02Connor Wood?

  I don't, you think I want to see the ground? Yeah, I do, actually. As if, like, me seeing the ground will, will make us land like a pillow if we crash. Oh, at least the ground's right there. Oh, the ground that you'll be hitting? Yeah, it is right there.

• 40:17Brooke Averick?

  Can I ask you a question?

• 40:18Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 40:20Brooke Averick?

  I've seen so much stuff on my internet interfaces about, like, everyone needs to stop talking about what's going on with the New York influencers. But I haven't seen what's going on with the New York influencers.

• 40:34Connor Wood?

  Same.

• 40:35Brooke Averick?

  You?

• 40:35Connor Wood?

  I saw, I saw one just now.

• 40:36Brooke Averick?

  I've seen people talking about it, but what's actually happening?

• 40:38Connor Wood?

  Okay, I just saw one right now, and I think it explained everything. I, so there is, there is, um, a fashion girl.

• 40:47Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 40:47Connor Wood?

  And I don't want to, like, prolong anything for anyone, so I'm not going to say who I think it is. But I, I guess someone said that it's just boring. And they've seen everything. And then I guess she responded. And the original TikTok that said that New York influencers are boring didn't really garner any attention. And then she responded and was like, "You're a bitch, by the way." And then the original TikTok, like, you know that little search bar?

• 41:18Brooke Averick?

  Yes.

• 41:19Connor Wood?

  "Find me the original." That original blew up and it, like, backfired. And now everyone's like, "Wait."

• 41:26Brooke Averick?

  That's definitely a pitfall of addressing the, the comment.

• 41:28Connor Wood?

  Yeah. There's been a, there's been a little bit of a coup. And when I say coup, I mean, C-O-U-P. Because now people are, like, waking up and they're like, "Wait, these influencers are boring." But-

• 41:44Connor Wood?

  I don't know. It's scary now that I'm there. I was scared it was about me.

• 41:48Brooke Averick?

  You're a New York influencer.

• 41:49Connor Wood?

  I was scared it was about me and then I was like, oh wait, this is like, really not. Like, I was like, am I boring?

• 41:56Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 41:57Connor Wood?

  Am I boring?

• 42:00Brooke Averick?

  No, definitely not.

• 42:01Connor Wood?

  I don't think so. What's beautiful about you and I is we have a niche that actually can't be can't be niched again.

• 42:10Brooke Averick?

  I think boring, I would not be offended if someone called me boring.

• 42:14Connor Wood?

  You wouldn't?

• 42:16Brooke Averick?

  No, because that's not, I'm only offended when people call me something that I'm already insecure about myself. I have no insecurities about being boring.

• 42:24Connor Wood?

  Yeah, you're not boring. But I think that repetitive.

• 42:27Brooke Averick?

  But when someone calls me like stupid, then I'm like, holy, like, that gets me.

• 42:33Connor Wood?

  You're offended by stupid?

• 42:35Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I am.

• 42:37Connor Wood?

  Wow, I had no idea.

• 42:39Brooke Averick?

  Not offended, but like that, that gets to me.

• 42:43Connor Wood?

  I love when people think I'm stupid because I'm, like, I don't know a fact. And it's like, okay, you spent your time studying geography. I was given a gift by God.

• 42:52Brooke Averick?

  People think we're really stupid because we don't know that Advil and Motrin are the same. But we do. I just still think Motrin doesn't work as well. I know it's the same.

• 43:02Connor Wood?

  I didn't. And so what? Why is that?

• 43:05Brooke Averick?

  But, right, why would you be expected to know that?

• 43:11Connor Wood?

  No.

• 43:12Brooke Averick?

  But that's not something that I would be like, oh, that makes someone stupid, them not knowing that Advil and Motrin are the same.

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• 44:33Brooke Averick?

  But I still stand by the fact Motrin does not work as well. I'm gonna stand by that fact.

• 44:37Connor Wood?

  Well, do you think it's just a smaller dose? Because I was thinking about-

• 44:40Brooke Averick?

  I actually don't. I think it's just like, I'd be really curious to do a test. Like if someone gave me one one day and one the other and didn't tell me.

• 44:51Connor Wood?

  I don't take any, I don't take any painkillers.

• 44:54Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 44:55Connor Wood?

  Water is a heal-all. My mom.

• 44:59Brooke Averick?

  I have got to be drinking water.

• 45:03Brooke Averick?

  In a big way. I think that's really at the core of my lips. The nipple cream has helped a bit.

• 45:10Connor Wood?

  What did you say?

• 45:11Brooke Averick?

  My nipple cream has helped a bit with my lips, but I think the core of the issue is water.

• 45:18Connor Wood?

  You're putting nipple cream on your lips?

• 45:19Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 45:22Connor Wood?

  Did someone tell you to do that?

• 45:24Brooke Averick?

  I don't know where my bag is. Yeah.

• 45:26Connor Wood?

  Who told you to do that?

• 45:28Brooke Averick?

  Emma, my friend Emma, our friend Emma.

• 45:30Connor Wood?

  Anderson?

• 45:30Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 45:31Connor Wood?

  She said put that nipple cream on your lips right now, girl?

• 45:33Brooke Averick?

  Yes, I ordered it from Amazon.

• 45:35Connor Wood?

  Come on now, I don't know if you should be doing that.

• 45:40Brooke Averick?

  Lanolin nipple cream.

• 45:42Connor Wood?

  I don't know.

• 45:42Brooke Averick?

  Susan protects sore nipples. I think there is a lip version of this specifically.

• 45:47Connor Wood?

  Come on, go.

• 45:48Brooke Averick?

  I'm more comfortable with the nipple version.

• 45:49Connor Wood?

  Keep that nipple cream off your lips.

• 45:51Brooke Averick?

  It does. There is a thickness to it that I appreciate.

• 45:56Connor Wood?

  Oh, I think we can all appreciate some thickness, time to time.

• 45:59Brooke Averick?

  Mm-hmm.

• 46:00Connor Wood?

  Me? I usually keep my nipples to themselves.

• 46:03Brooke Averick?

  First time I met you, you showed me that you can make something come out of your nipple.

• 46:08Connor Wood?

  Okay, it's not cream.

• 46:13Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I know. I didn't say it was.

• 46:14Connor Wood?

  What do you think it is?

• 46:15Brooke Averick?

  I don't want, we've been through this. I don't want to, we don't need to go back to it. Because at the end of the day, it's a discharge and I don't want to talk about the D-word.

• 46:23Connor Wood?

  Okay, well, why'd you say that?

• 46:25Brooke Averick?

  Say discharge?

• 46:26Connor Wood?

  Stop saying discharge.

• 46:28Brooke Averick?

  That's what I said. I didn't want to go here.

• 46:30Connor Wood?

  You brought us, you guided me with your hand here.

• 46:35Brooke Averick?

  No, you said, what do you think it is? That was you. I didn't want to talk about it. But I did, I did bring it up, I guess.

• 46:41Connor Wood?

  It's like lactaid. Lactate.

• 46:46Connor Wood?

  But ultimately, it's discharge, I guess.

• 46:49Brooke Averick?

  Yes. That's what I'm saying.

• 46:52Connor Wood?

  Yes. Um, I'm so scared for, I have a Chicago show Thursday.

• 47:00Connor Wood?

  When this episode comes out, I will be absolutely preparing my body.

• 47:05Brooke Averick?

  Why are you so scared?

• 47:07Connor Wood?

  Because it's a huge show and it's Chicago, which I've, I would just, my only repeat city, so I have to be fresh and new for those, for my young people.

• 47:16Brooke Averick?

  You know what I tell you. I've seen comedians do the same thing 18 times and I love it each time.

• 47:21Connor Wood?

  You're right, but I think a lot of people that come to my shows don't realize that it's stand-up, so they're, they're like.

• 47:26Brooke Averick?

  That's on them.

• 47:28Connor Wood?

  Okay, I want to just say right now, I do stand-up.

• 47:31Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 47:34Connor Wood?

  Because I do think that, they think that I'm going to pull you out of my butt at some point.

• 47:39Brooke Averick?

  It's very clearly not like advertised as Connor Wood doing stand-up, not a Brooke and Connor live event, which by the way.

• 47:48Connor Wood?

  Speaking of, the devil.

• 47:49Brooke Averick?

  We should talk about that.

• 47:51Connor Wood?

  I saw Goody Proctor dancing with the devil.

• 47:54Brooke Averick?

  I don't know that reference.

• 47:56Connor Wood?

  What?

• 47:59Connor Wood?

  What?

• 47:59Brooke Averick?

  I saw Goody Proctor dancing with the devil.

• 48:02Connor Wood?

  Do you know who Goody Proctor is?

• 48:03Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 48:06Connor Wood?

  Oh. My.

• 48:10Brooke Averick?

  Who is Goody Proctor?

• 48:11Connor Wood?

  I don't know. Someone. It's famous. Hang on, I gotta look her up.

• 48:16Brooke Averick?

  What is that from?

• 48:18Connor Wood?

  I think it's from something from...

• 48:24Brooke Averick?

  What are you-

• 48:24Connor Wood?

  The Salem Witch Childs.

• 48:27Brooke Averick?

  Why would I... I know that. Oh, in Arthur Miller's play The Crucible. It's not Goody Proctor, but Abigail Williams, who claims to have seen Goody Proctor dancing with the devil. I'm sorry that you just pulled a quote from The Crucible out of your ass and I didn't recognize it immediately.

• 48:43Brooke Averick?

  That's my bad.

• 48:44Connor Wood?

  That's what I'm talking about. When people are like, "You didn't know Advil and Motrin are the same thing." I'm like, "I didn't see you quote The Crucible just now."

• 48:51Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. So, so, so true.

• 48:53Connor Wood?

  I didn't see you. I didn't see you-

• 48:54Brooke Averick?

  And that's what I say about people having different types of intelligence.

• 48:58Connor Wood?

  I mean, come on, Goody Proctor. Stop dancing so much with the devil. You know that's not good. Keep that nipple cream off your lips, girl. Oh, okay, yeah. Speaking of the devil. Uh, me and Brooke do have a show that we're gonna be speaking to each other on. In Brea, California, on... Remind me the date. April-

• 49:20Brooke Averick?

  I think it's April 9th.

• 49:21Connor Wood?

  9th.

• 49:22Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, at Brea Improv.

• 49:26Brooke Averick?

  In Brea, California.

• 49:27Connor Wood?

  Tickets now.

• 49:29Brooke Averick?

  We... I will be on a stage. I'll be there too. Lord help me.

• 49:34Connor Wood?

  And this will...

• 49:34Brooke Averick?

  Lord help me.

• 49:36Connor Wood?

  I pulled Brooke out of my butt at-

• 49:38Brooke Averick?

  Connor will be pulling me out of his butt for this one. So, yeah, we need to like announce it.

• 49:43Connor Wood?

  I'm pulling you out of my butt, and then-

• 49:45Brooke Averick?

  How are you doing on that graphic?

• 49:46Connor Wood?

  Tooth gap.

• 49:47Brooke Averick?

  How are you doing on that graphic?

• 49:47Connor Wood?

  Um, I sucked, but I sent... I outsourced. I outsourced. So, the graphic will be live by the time this episode comes out.

• 49:53Brooke Averick?

  Oh, great. That's exciting. Yeah. So, how am I feeling about it, you ask? E...

• 50:01Brooke Averick?

  Thank you.

• 50:04Brooke Averick?

  I really do feel good about the fact that because it's like a B and C live event and I can assume that everybody there listens to B and C. If, if something does go wrong and I do have a panic moment, that will be, you guys will be understanding.

• 50:20Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I will.

• 50:20Brooke Averick?

  And I do know that about our community.

• 50:22Connor Wood?

  Yeah, they are very understanding.

• 50:25Brooke Averick?

  So.

• 50:27Connor Wood?

  So.

• 50:28Brooke Averick?

  That's nice.

• 50:29Connor Wood?

  I really want to show you the St. Louis Arch when we get off the horn.

• 50:32Brooke Averick?

  Are you looking at it?

• 50:34Connor Wood?

  I'm staring at it. I'm probably the closest person to it in a hotel.

• 50:38Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 50:40Connor Wood?

  No, there's a hotel right next to it. But you can go up in this, have you seen the St. Louis Arch?

• 50:45Brooke Averick?

  Not in person.

• 50:47Connor Wood?

  So I've been up in it and I can't believe that I ever did that.

• 50:51Brooke Averick?

  I didn't know that was a thing.

• 50:53Connor Wood?

  Yeah, you take an elevator up in this piece and it's like a little pod and it takes you up and I don't, ooh, I can't believe I did that.

• 51:05Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that's spooky.

• 51:07Connor Wood?

  It looks like one half of a McDonald's, like the arch.

• 51:10Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. No, I, I can visualize the arch, definitely.

• 51:14Connor Wood?

  Oh my gosh, it's so tall. Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy.

• 51:20Brooke Averick?

  This is a really random thought, but you know what the, the parent adult grown up version of object permanence is?

• 51:32Connor Wood?

  What?

• 51:33Brooke Averick?

  My parents and grandparents cannot grasp the concept of me posting something that happened a long time ago.

• 51:46Brooke Averick?

  And that, they think that that event happened again. So like I posted another picture of me and Rob P.

• 51:54Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 51:55Brooke Averick?

  Yesterday and my dad was like, it's nice that you got to, how was the interview with him again? And it's like, no, I didn't interview him again. That was just from the first time I did. And that happens all the time. Like every time I post a picture from an event later that I've already posted, they're like, it's awesome that you got to do that again. And it's like, no, but you haven't developed that, that object permanence yet.

• 52:20Connor Wood?

  This is in the past.

• 52:21Brooke Averick?

  That is in the past. It already happened. You know that. It didn't happen again. I didn't interview Rob again in the same exact outfit.

• 52:31Brooke Averick?

  Regarding the same exact material.

• 52:35Connor Wood?

  My parents have that too.

• 52:36Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I think that's the parent version of object permanence.

• 52:42Connor Wood?

  Bless their heart.

• 52:42Brooke Averick?

  Bless their hearts.

• 52:44Connor Wood?

  They're being genuine. They're like, wow, that's awesome that you're in Hawaii.

• 52:47Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 52:48Connor Wood?

  My story is clearly in St. Louis.

• 52:49Brooke Averick?

  Right.

• 52:50Connor Wood?

  I posted a video from a year ago in Hawaii. And that's pretty much self-explanatory, but not, not to them. And that's sweet to me.

• 53:00Brooke Averick?

  A hundred percent. I could post in New York and I'll get a scathing text from my mom like, you didn't tell me you were in New York. Like, you know, I like to check, keep track of your flight, blah, blah. That was from three years ago.

• 53:14Brooke Averick?

  But it's so interesting.

• 53:16Connor Wood?

  You know, you know, I think it's interesting.

• 53:18Brooke Averick?

  I do. I do think it's interesting.

• 53:22Connor Wood?

  What's your favorite body of water?

• 53:28Connor Wood?

  Anytime you're ready.

• 53:30Brooke Averick?

  I'm thinking.

• 53:32Connor Wood?

  I mean, style, like estuary.

• 53:35Brooke Averick?

  Oh, not the specific?

• 53:38Connor Wood?

  You can go specific if you want to. Mine's rivers.

• 53:43Brooke Averick?

  I would say lakes, but I don't have enough experience with them. I just like the idea of going to the lake, which I've never been able to do. But I mean, I'm an ocean girl.

• 53:53Connor Wood?

  Have you ever been to a lake?

• 53:54Brooke Averick?

  I have, but it's not like a regular occurrence.

• 53:59Connor Wood?

  The, the fact that lakes are like an old friend.

• 54:05Brooke Averick?

  Although I do feel the most uneasy in lakes. Like in the ocean, like, yes, I'm scared a shark is gonna get me. But in the lake, I'll feel like the Loch Ness monster is hiding under me, like something more sinister.

• 54:20Connor Wood?

  When I'm in like Lake Michigan or like Superior, and it's so deep, but I know it's fresh water and I know that there's no critters besides like sturgeon. I am like, it's uneasy. It's scary, but I know that there's no sharks as well.

• 54:34Brooke Averick?

  What's a sturgeon?

• 54:36Connor Wood?

  A surgeon's like a huge fish, a huge.

• 54:41Brooke Averick?

  What do they, do they eat you?

• 54:44Connor Wood?

  No, they don't do it. They're harmless. They can bite your finger off.

• 54:46Brooke Averick?

  It's still, yeah, that's a huge fish.

• 54:51Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I know, it's their home. It's, it does make me uneasy sharing the space.

• 54:58Connor Wood?

  I mean, I would shit my pants so fast if I saw a surgeon.

• 55:04Brooke Averick?

  I keep thinking you're saying surgeon.

• 55:06Connor Wood?

  Sturgeon. There's a sect of surgeon.

• 55:12Connor Wood?

  Ah, I, I hate them, obviously. Goes without saying.

• 55:17Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 55:17Connor Wood?

  Okay, so, last week when I was in, where was I last week? Oh, Salt Lake City. Salt Lake City. My show, my second show ended at like 11:30 and then I hung out with everybody in the lobby. Oh, I have to tell you a funny story too. And so I didn't finish, I didn't get home till like 1:00 from the shows. And then, my flight was at 6:00, like 30 minutes away is the airport. So I, and then we lost an hour due to daylight savings. So I slept for one single hour.

• 55:55Connor Wood?

  And then flew to New York. On the same trip, I posted a little photo dump in real time. I've been really good about just like, kind of letting go and letting God with photo dumps. And she's like, oh, you know what? I'm loving Utah. I'm gonna post this. I posted it. And I included my new merch in the post. And someone commented, uh, can we do a little better with the merch, please?

• 56:23Brooke Averick?

  Nice. Sweet.

• 56:26Connor Wood?

  And I responded and said, it changes every leg of tour. You know, like, I'm just trying to keep it different and fun. I like this one. It's my style. I've realized that like, no one likes my style. Me thinking I could start a clothing brand, because I was like, I, I like this. Everyone hates it. Um.

• 56:47Brooke Averick?

  I like it.

• 56:48Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I like it too. Well, she posted, you know, I, could we do better, please? And someone said, somebody responded to her comment was like, wow, girl, you really spilled here. So, so true. You spilled the tea, or something like that. Something along those lines.

• 57:03Brooke Averick?

  Nice.

• 57:03Connor Wood?

  And I responded and I was like, hey, it changes every time. Like, maybe you'll not, maybe you'll like the next leg of, of merch. And she said, OMG, I didn't think you'd see this. Sorry, King.

• 57:17Connor Wood?

  And what's funny about me not seeing that is that my tour I'm on right now is called I Read The Comments Tour.

• 57:23Brooke Averick?

  Mm-hmm.

• 57:24Connor Wood?

  And printed on the shirt says, "I read the comments."

• 57:27Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 57:29Connor Wood?

  And I just love that. I just love, I love a full circle moment. I love that. I love reminding people that I do read the comments. And that my comment section is not a safe space.

• 57:41Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I love like commenting directly to someone. Sorry, I didn't think you'd see that. Alright.

• 57:51Connor Wood?

  Um, I have an, I have another quick thing that happened over the weekend.

• 57:54Brooke Averick?

  Please.

• 57:55Connor Wood?

  So there's a video of the Blue Man Group going viral.

• 58:00Brooke Averick?

  Now, are they always the same Blue Men or different Blue Men?

• 58:03Connor Wood?

  It's impossible to say, but I, I can answer that. I can answer that. Um, because there's a new Blue Man. He's in the middle of this video and everyone thinks it's me.

• 58:16Connor Wood?

  And I want to just say on the record, I'm not that Blue Man.

• 58:19Brooke Averick?

  You have a visual?

• 58:22Connor Wood?

  Yeah. It's not me and, and I'm offended.

• 58:27Brooke Averick?

  Can you please tell us where we can access the visual?

• 58:30Connor Wood?

  Let me, let me try to find it.

• 58:34Connor Wood?

  Um, Blue Man Connor Wood.

• 58:42Connor Wood?

  Oh my gosh, of course my phone's not working. Um, there's that and then for, happy International Women's Month, by the way.

• 58:51Brooke Averick?

  Thank you. Appreciate it.

• 58:53Connor Wood?

  How are you celebrating?

• 58:54Brooke Averick?

  Um, by showing everybody my cock and balls in the bathtub.

• 59:01Connor Wood?

  Free, free the pussy.

• 59:02Brooke Averick?

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:03Connor Wood?

  Um, I, I celebrated by, um,

• 59:13Connor Wood?

  well, I guess I had a comedy show the night of International Women's Day. So I'm going to continue to celebrate by saying thank you.

• 59:20Brooke Averick?

  You're welcome.

• 59:22Connor Wood?

  Thank you for all that you do.

• 59:25Brooke Averick?

  Thank you for thanking me.

• 59:28Connor Wood?

  Of course. Wait, okay, hang on.

• 59:31Connor Wood?

  Everyone is also comparing me to this other historical woman?

• 59:37Connor Wood?

  Gonna, gosh darn, like, it's, it's so hurtful to me.

• 59:48Connor Wood?

  I hate you.

• 59:52Connor Wood?

  Does that look like me?

• 59:54Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 59:59Connor Wood?

  Everyone thinks it's me.

• 1:00:06Connor Wood?

  My eyes look like that?

• 1:00:06Brooke Averick?

  Is this the Lee version?

• 1:00:08Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:00:09Brooke Averick?

  Hell, yes.

• 1:00:11Connor Wood?

  I don't look like that, right?

• 1:00:11Brooke Averick?

  No, you don't. But, no, you don't.

• 1:00:15Connor Wood?

  But?

• 1:00:15Brooke Averick?

  But, no, you don't.

• 1:00:20Brooke Averick?

  Get that mic out of your mouth.

• 1:00:22Connor Wood?

  Oh, sorry. Can you see me?

• 1:00:24Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:26Connor Wood?

  Well, that's, so that's some, my cyberbullying of the week.

• 1:00:31Brooke Averick?

  Oh, Connor, that's a good one.

• 1:00:32Connor Wood?

  Did you get cyberbullied?

• 1:00:33Brooke Averick?

  Yes.

• 1:00:33Connor Wood?

  Did you get cyberbullied this week?

• 1:00:35Brooke Averick?

  Um, no, I didn't get cyberbullied necessarily, but it was just the Onigiri of it all. I don't know why I keep thinking, when I say Onigiri, in my head, the playbill of Oh, Mary flashes, but it's Onigiri.

• 1:00:53Connor Wood?

  I wanna see that so bad, still.

• 1:00:54Brooke Averick?

  I know, me too.

• 1:00:56Connor Wood?

  The way that I'm completely out of stuff to say, I'm so sorry.

• 1:00:58Brooke Averick?

  That's fine, we're, we're out of time and we can head on to the bonus, really.

• 1:01:05Connor Wood?

  All right, let's head to the bonus.

• 1:01:06Brooke Averick?

  Okay, we'll see you there. I need to practice for the talent show and the bonus.

• 1:01:11Connor Wood?

  I'll see.

• 1:01:12Brooke Averick?

  I feel my voice is too bad.

• 1:01:13Connor Wood?

  I'll see you in two seconds.

• 1:01:14Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 1:01:15Connor Wood?

  Thank you guys so much for listening. I heart beans.

• 1:01:19Brooke Averick?

  Bye. This week on Close Friends, you literally had this whole monologue about spiders and how they've done nothing wrong but exist. They don't give a fucker a shit.

• 1:01:30Connor Wood?

  This will never fucking happen for you, dream on, bitch. Is Amnesia real? Amnesia? That'd be a gorgeous name for a little girl. This is my daughter, Amnesia, and my son, Advil. Sign up on tmgstudios.tv to watch a full bonus episode.

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