Marcello Hernandez Doesn’t Hold Back With Bobby Lee

Comedian Marcello Hernandez (SNL), a longtime TigerBelly listener, joins us in the studio and challenges Bobo to FIFA. We chat cute versus handsome, Linkin Park supremacy, SNL pressure, gift-giving etiquette, new-school Hispanic energy, terrible boyfriend behavior, and his new special Marcello Hernández: American Boy, streaming on Netflix. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BELLY and use code BELLY and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at www.bluechew.com https://www.bluechew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code BELLY. That’s promo code BELLY. Visit www.bluechew.com https://www.bluechew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 2:01Speaker 02

  Tastes like a loofah.

• 2:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I forced myself to eat the rest.

• 2:06Speaker 02

  Why, so you won't feel bad?

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, I don't want to go to waste Japanese banana pudding cake.

• 2:11Speaker 02

  How many do they have over there?

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  Although...

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how many they made. Tell him, dude.

• 2:22Speaker 04

  Sounds like perfume in here.

• 2:24Speaker 02

  Hey, nice.

• 2:25Speaker 04

  Oh, you shaved! Oh my goodness, how cute!

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:30Speaker 02

  Just looking for handsome.

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 2:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  You'll never get handsome. You'll get cute.

• 2:34Speaker 04

  Give me your handsome, boy. Give me your handsome. Give me your other hand.

• 2:38Speaker 02

  But I should be called handsome by 30, you know?

• 2:42Speaker 02

  Cute is like...

• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  Some people are born not handsome.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  Am I handsome or cute?

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  You're cute.

• 2:47Speaker 04

  Oh, you're definitely cute.

• 2:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, what about him?

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  Cute.

• 2:50Speaker 04

  Uh, sometimes he's handsome.

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:53Speaker 04

  And then sometimes he's just cute.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  October 4th, midnight. Oh. I'm so handsome. The full moon? Full moon, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, because, yeah, let me see, let me see. Cute, cute.

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:04Speaker 04

  Cute.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  You know how like an African rain frog is cute?

• 3:08Speaker 02

  But you don't touch it.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Have you ever seen an African rain frog? Yes. Yeah, like, that's how you're cute.

• 3:14Speaker 04

  You're like beautiful in like a Nat Geo way.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Nat Geo.

• 3:20Speaker 04

  Special specimen.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Special. You hear that?

• 3:23Speaker 04

  Beautiful specimen.

• 3:24Speaker 02

  Capital S on special.

• 3:25Speaker 04

  Good hair though, Jaime. What are you doing? Did you get a perm?

• 3:28Speaker 02

  I'm taking a Ashoka Wanda. I told you last night.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 3:33Speaker 02

  Why you not laugh? Now I feel dumb.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  Hey Bobby, why did you laugh?

• 3:38Speaker 02

  He was laughing at you.

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  Because it was a callback from last night that the people listening right now aren't privy to.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  Okay, but you're laughing, okay.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know what I mean? Why did you laugh? Is he here?

• 3:46Speaker 02

  He was laughing. He was laughing yesterday at Ashoka Wanda.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because he was like, "I'm thinking something, it ends with an A."

• 3:53Speaker 02

  Starts with an A.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  And so we're on, we're on the, you know what I mean, on our phones going, "What ends with an A?"

• 3:57Speaker 02

  Starts with an A.

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  "Mañana?"

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  Baja. Yeah, so you're on Ashwagandha.

• 4:04Speaker 02

  Did it help you a lot?

• 4:06Speaker 04

  Oh, I honestly thought you said Wakanda.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  That's where we were.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Black Panther.

• 4:11Speaker 04

  Yeah. But Ashwagandha?

• 4:13Speaker 02

  Ashwagandha.

• 4:14Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 4:16Speaker 02

  It's for the hair.

• 4:17Speaker 04

  Mm, it's for a lot of things. You can take Ashwagandha tea.

• 4:21Speaker 02

  And gummies.

• 4:22Speaker 04

  Gummies, there's a lot of things, yeah.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  You have a crooked mouth, I noticed yesterday.

• 4:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, you keep bringing that up. You just noticed this?

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:29Speaker 02

  I have an underbite too, so.

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 4:31Speaker 04

  Every episode, you guys, every episode.

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  Every episode.

• 4:34Speaker 04

  Broken jaw, crooked bite.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh. I'm sorry.

• 4:37Speaker 02

  Skinny. The, what was the album that did better than The Beatles?

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, well, let's talk about the conversation we had with Alex.

• 4:46Speaker 00

  Say it really quick, the stat.

• 4:47Speaker 05

  Um, so Hybrid Theory, the album by Linkin Park, sold more than the White Album by The Beatles.

• 4:54Speaker 04

  Of all time, like, at that time, or like, just combined?

• 4:57Speaker 00

  Combined.

• 4:58Speaker 04

  Oh, wow.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so that's, but that's Alex's, um, prove that Linkin Park is be- better than The Beatles.

• 5:06Speaker 04

  Honestly, though?

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:07Speaker 04

  For the time that Linkin Park was at its peak?

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  I love them.

• 5:10Speaker 00

  There we go.

• 5:11Speaker 04

  With, you know, peak Johann.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  You're just gonna make me mad!

• 5:16Speaker 00

  Twenty twenty six, baby.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  You're about to make me really mad right now, dude, alright?

• 5:21Speaker 00

  Keep going with your argument.

• 5:22Speaker 04

  I don't think that musically they're better than The Beatles. Although I do like Linkin Park. I just know that when Linkin Park was, there was no one above them in the eyes of like mainstream, you know?

• 5:35Speaker 00

  He doesn't know what to say.

• 5:37Speaker 04

  At that time.

• 5:38Speaker 05

  And then he was mad that I, I thought it was cool that I saw Serge Tonkin from System of a Down.

• 5:43Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, he's cool.

• 5:45Speaker 05

  And Bobby doesn't think so, or something.

• 5:47Speaker 04

  He's Armenian, right?

• 5:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:48Speaker 04

  Hell, yeah. No, he's super cool and super like-

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know him!

• 5:52Speaker 04

  Do you know-

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do.

• 5:53Speaker 00

  Do you?

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  I know him.

• 5:56Speaker 04

  Tell me, tell me what you know about him.

• 5:58Speaker 00

  Here we go.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  I know, I, no, I, when we-

• 6:02Bobby Lee?

  No, when we lived on Beechwood, right? He used to hang out at that fucking liquor, you know, that place where they sell sandwiches? And I met him there.

• 6:09Speaker 04

  At Oaks?

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:10Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's cool.

• 6:12Speaker 02

  I feel like you're about to say liquor store. I heard an L. And then you switch to uh.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, I swear to god on my mother's life, I wasn't gonna say liquor store.

• 6:22Speaker 02

  I heard.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 6:23Speaker 02

  I have good ears.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  I know what.

• 6:25Speaker 02

  I have good ears. I heard, I can enunciate.

• 6:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 6:28Speaker 02

  You about to say look, and then you're like, oh, shop.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 6:33Speaker 04

  You know what you're really nice?

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:35Speaker 04

  You have really nice lips.

• 6:36Speaker 02

  Oh, thank you.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're very nice.

• 6:38Speaker 04

  Really cute, Jaime.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, um.

• 6:40Speaker 04

  Okay, tell me more about this Linkin Park thing. Can Alex, can I just say though that there's probably, Linkin Park probably has an advantage because this is at a time where people, you could easily buy albums. Like when the Beatles were around, not as accessible to just anyone.

• 6:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, but it was like the only thing out, so it was like the only album being bought.

• 6:59Speaker 04

  Still at a time though where it wasn't like.

• 7:01Speaker 05

  There was like Limp Bizkit, there was all these other artists coming out too.

• 7:05Speaker 04

  Right, but then you also had, you could buy it on tape, you could buy it on CD, you could buy it, like there's so many ways.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  Look up the.

• 7:10Speaker 05

  You could also use like streaming services too, so not everybody was buying. Back then you couldn't illegally stream the music.

• 7:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's true.

• 7:19Speaker 04

  Okay, let's look at on Spotify who has more.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, that's not, why, listen.

• 7:25Speaker 04

  We're just gonna, we're just gonna look Bobby, because this is like more of a even playing field.

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  But, but Khalyla, Wicked made more money, right? Than Taxi Driver, but does that make Wicked a better movie?

• 7:35Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 7:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:37Speaker 04

  No, but like.

• 7:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, by my logic, yes.

• 7:40Speaker 04

  Cultural significance, probably Wicked has more.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  In terms of film influence?

• 7:45Speaker 04

  In terms of good, like, I love Taxi Driver, you know that. I think that in terms of like global influence, Wicked definitely has more weight.

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  Kids watch it. It's a kid movie.

• 7:57Speaker 04

  It's an everyone movie.

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  Really? All the guys in the room, right? Who saw either one of the Wicked movies? I know you did. You know, I was afraid.

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I was too afraid. George, did you see Wicked?

• 8:08Speaker 06

  If you wanna talk K-pop demon hunters, I can, but not Wicked.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alex, you see Wicked? How about you Jaime?

• 8:14Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 8:16Speaker 04

  Okay, here we go. So on-

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 8:18Speaker 04

  On Spotify-

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  Have you, what?

• 8:20Speaker 00

  You've never seen Taxi Driver?

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you've never seen Taxi Driver? Oh my god, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:25Speaker 04

  Okay, so here comes, the number one top Beatles song on Spotify has 1,740,000 plays.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 8:34Speaker 04

  Okay? Just that, their top song.

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  What's the song?

• 8:37Speaker 04

  Here Comes the Sun, Doug.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:39Speaker 00

  I knew it.

• 8:39Speaker 04

  Linkin Park.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 8:41Speaker 04

  And Linkin Park's top song, oof.

• 8:44Bobby Lee?

  How much?

• 8:46Speaker 04

  I think Alex might be right. I mean, in the end, it's almost 3 billion.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you're right. Linkin Park is better than the Beatles. I'm convinced. Oh, you're right. Based on those numbers, who can argue? Yeah, I'm convinced. You're right. I'm gonna get every Linkin Park album now. A rotation. It's on my playlist.

• 9:12Speaker 04

  And like Chester was beloved-

• 9:14Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, he was.

• 9:15Speaker 04

  When he passed away-

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm not negating Linkin Park's, you know what I mean, success or, you know, their quality as a band, right? I'm just saying-

• 9:24Speaker 00

  The Beatles, though.

• 9:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's not, they're not better than the Beatles.

• 9:28Speaker 00

  Can I ask you something?

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  Or the Stones, or, I mean, these are legendary bands.

• 9:32Speaker 00

  Does Linkin Park have a photo like this that everyone knows, even if you don't listen to the Beatles?

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, when you go, when I was in London, me and Andrew went to that crosswalk, and there's thousands of people walking across that thing, trying to take that photo. You know what I mean? It's like, have you ever been to Linkin Park?

• 9:49Speaker 00

  Abbey Road.

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  Is that a city?

• 9:50Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  Is Linkin Park even a city? Is he here? I'm gonna get him.

• 9:53Speaker 00

  Linkin Park famous photo.

• 9:55Speaker 02

  No, Linkin Park just has digital art.

• 9:57Speaker 04

  Do you know a band I love, right around that same time, Alex? That was like not as big as Linkin Park, but I thought they had like hit after a hit, was-

• 10:05Speaker 00

  Smashing Pumpkins.

• 10:06Speaker 04

  No, Stain.

• 10:07Speaker 05

  Oh, I love Stain.

• 10:10Speaker 04

  Hi, oh whoa, Big Bags, hi. Hi, everyone. Hi, so nice to meet you.

• 10:18Speaker 04

  Hi, guys, hi, everyone.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  Wow. You put headsies or no? Yeah, what, shit, nah. Nah, you don't do it, dude? Fuck yeah, man. I love you, dude. Dude, I love you, man. God. I love you, dude. I do, I love you so much, I love you so much. Um, are we ready? You have to sing, right? You wanna sing? No, you do it. Yeah, yeah. How's my hair, dude? Perfect.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  You can't even hear because your headphones are on.

• 10:45Speaker 07

  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  Marcello Hernandez is here. Cha, cha, cha. Cha, cha, cha. Cha, cha, cha. Cha, cha, cha.

• 11:04Speaker 07

  They don't speak Spanish, Bob.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  What? Los pantalones, la escuela.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  La ciénaga.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  I know La Cienaga, dude.

• 11:19Speaker 07

  You do, dude?

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  The road.

• 11:21Speaker 07

  That's a street, isn't it?

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it is, dude. I love the street, dude.

• 11:24Speaker 07

  Thank you, man.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  Los Angeles is also a Spanish word.

• 11:27Speaker 04

  What does it mean, Bobby?

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  The angels.

• 11:29Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  Hey, fuck you, Prima Chazzy, bro. I'm fucking bringing, dude. I fucking wearing.

• 11:36Speaker 04

  That's how Nicole Kidman claps.

• 11:38Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, it is. It is. My fingers are long.

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:44Speaker 07

  Get on that way.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, bro, bro.

• 11:47Speaker 07

  What?

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  If we put you in a microwave for two minutes, it would turn out to be.

• 11:55Speaker 07

  BS, man.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:56Speaker 07

  You are not, you are not me plus radiation. That's not true. That is not true.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:01Speaker 07

  That's messed up.

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  It's like.

• 12:03Speaker 07

  That's what he said, dude.

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, but. Like, when God was making Hispanic people, he was like, I'm gonna put extra.

• 12:10Speaker 07

  Oh, dude, no, dude, you're not.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  You have better hair than him.

• 12:13Speaker 07

  Yeah, way better hair than him.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, who does?

• 12:16Speaker 07

  He has.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do, you have gray hair. Yeah, yeah.

• 12:18Speaker 07

  Very nice.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:19Speaker 07

  And we get him on whatever you're on, and it's gonna be a tough time for these guys. It's gonna be a tough time, dude.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:25Speaker 07

  Are you thinking about doing that?

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Losing weight?

• 12:27Speaker 07

  Duh.

• 12:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 12:28Speaker 07

  The stabbing thing? No. No, we don't believe in that.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  They don't believe in that, no. But he said that he's cute. We established that he's cute.

• 12:36Speaker 04

  He's cute.

• 12:36Speaker 07

  You're probably one of the cutest things in the world.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  I had a mustache last year.

• 12:40Speaker 04

  We were talking about how you either fall under cute or handsome.

• 12:42Speaker 07

  Ah, where do I am?

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  I think handsome.

• 12:45Speaker 04

  I think handsome.

• 12:45Speaker 07

  Oh, wow.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think ha- little.

• 12:47Speaker 07

  Yeah, that's the thing, that's why, that's, I bounce into cute every once in a while.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do bounce into cute.

• 12:52Speaker 07

  If you don't, if you see me standing up, it's cute.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:54Speaker 07

  You know what I mean? Sitting down handsome, standing up cute.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:57Speaker 07

  Cause the little guy.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's a little guy?

• 12:59Speaker 07

  I am.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I thought you were talking about something else.

• 13:02Speaker 07

  Oh, no, no.

• 13:04Speaker 07

  I'm Latino.

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:05Speaker 07

  Come on, man.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, give Marcello a round of applause. Oh, why not?

• 13:12Speaker 07

  You like to control everyone, huh?

• 13:15Bobby Lee?

  It's my podcast, I'm Captain Kirk. I'm Captain Kirk.

• 13:18Speaker 07

  Captain Kirk, Captain Korean. Listen, this guy here.

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:22Speaker 07

  Yo quiero que tú me digas en español, describe lo.

• 13:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, eh?

• 13:26Speaker 07

  Uh huh.

• 13:26Speaker 02

  Uh, bueno amigo, en mi español no está muy bueno, pero.

• 13:30Speaker 07

  Pero.

• 13:30Speaker 02

  Bueno amigo, bueno persona a veces.

• 13:34Speaker 07

  Uh huh, dime algo malo.

• 13:35Speaker 02

  Um, está mucho paro.

• 13:38Speaker 07

  Sí?

• 13:38Speaker 02

  Sí. Arriba y abajo.

• 13:40Speaker 07

  Uh huh.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 13:43Speaker 02

  You got you, you got, no, you got, Sam, got you joke a man.

• 13:46Speaker 07

  Oh, whoa! Alright, now let's do a reveal.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  I said that, um, this person has a small penis.

• 13:55Speaker 07

  Oh, wow!

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:56Speaker 04

  He only asked about you.

• 13:57Speaker 07

  That's funny, that's funny because.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  And then what was this one about?

• 13:59Speaker 07

  He said that, um, he said that you're.

• 14:01Speaker 02

  We, uh, short.

• 14:03Speaker 07

  He said you're very small on top and in the bottom.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  It's true.

• 14:12Speaker 07

  Dude, I love this, man.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 14:14Speaker 07

  Yeah, I love this, and I love, um, George.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  How do you know George?

• 14:18Speaker 07

  Because you hate him so much. For so many years, you know what I mean?

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:23Speaker 07

  But now that he has confidence, he has a mullet.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:26Speaker 07

  He's wearing sunglasses inside.

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:28Speaker 07

  He's different, bro. I've been watching this since it started.

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow, wow, wow, wow.

• 14:31Speaker 07

  I've been watching it since they let you be on camera. It was a different time when I started to watch it.

• 14:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 14:38Speaker 07

  He goes, but you didn't want, you wanted something like this, and I like that.

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, now you, uh, you did Dax's show earlier.

• 14:43Speaker 07

  I just did it right now.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, uh, armchair.

• 14:46Speaker 07

  And his house.

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  And did you?

• 14:47Speaker 07

  And it's nicer than this.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  But, yeah, it's a nicer house. He's more successful.

• 14:51Speaker 07

  Okay, fair enough.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:53Speaker 07

  I brought a bunch of stuff.

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know, but what I was gonna say this. Gonna talk, you're gonna say?

• 14:57Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  Right, uh, I wanna say this, um, that you, um, did you buy new clothes between Dax and here?

• 15:05Speaker 07

  Uh, no.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  Because when I walk into the driveway, right? They put that brand new jacket out and they cut the, uh, the, you know what I mean? The price tag.

• 15:12Speaker 07

  Yeah, right.

• 15:12Bobby Lee?

  Where'd you buy that?

• 15:13Speaker 07

  No, um, I got it from my, uh, uh.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  No, when'd you buy it?

• 15:17Speaker 07

  I got it from a, uh, a stylist.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 15:20Speaker 07

  I didn't purchase it.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you didn't?

• 15:22Speaker 07

  But god knows what they're, what the...

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So you have a stylist now, they just kinda go, "You're gonna wear this for Tiger Belly?"

• 15:27Speaker 07

  No, no, no, the stylist, um, they had nothing to do with me today, but I didn't wanna wear the same thing on every podcast.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  Ah, very good smart.

• 15:34Speaker 07

  You know what I mean? Cause it's different times, different days, different person.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:38Speaker 07

  And I brought, and I brought some stuff.

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and what'd you bring us?

• 15:42Speaker 07

  Yeah. Is this from Zara? It says Marshalls. No, no, no, this is, this is expensive.

• 15:48Speaker 07

  I went to Marshalls for you guys.

• 15:53Speaker 07

  Who do you want me to start with?

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:54Speaker 07

  Who do you want me to start, I got some just for this group here.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay, good.

• 15:57Speaker 07

  You three, so who do you, who do you want me to start with?

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh...

• 15:59Speaker 07

  Jaime. Well, Bobby is his podcast.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  No, I'll, I'll be last.

• 16:03Speaker 07

  Okay, Bobby will go last, okay.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:04Speaker 07

  I'm gonna start with, I'm gonna start with Jaime, Jaime?

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 16:09Speaker 07

  I got you this.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 16:10Speaker 07

  Stand up, stand up, show it to everybody, stand up, show it. Ed Hardy? It's an Ed Hardy hoodie.

• 16:14Speaker 04

  Oh, wow.

• 16:16Speaker 07

  Isn't that sick?

• 16:17Speaker 04

  Yeah. Ed Hardy's come back fully around.

• 16:19Speaker 07

  It's back, and at Marshalls, you would be surprised, is there a price tag on it? Yeah.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, how much was it, Jaime?

• 16:25Speaker 07

  Mine, I say.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay. No, I, give it to me, I wanna know.

• 16:29Speaker 07

  No, no, no, don't, don't...

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  I gotta know how much it is!

• 16:31Speaker 07

  You don't need it.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  I gotta, yeah, yeah, is it under $20?

• 16:33Speaker 07

  You don't need it, cause I got one for you as well.

• 16:38Speaker 07

  Ed Hardy! Come on, man, you don't need it. I got one for you.

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 16:45Speaker 07

  How much?

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 16:46Speaker 07

  How much was it? $19.99. Yes!

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  You're so much more so.

• 16:50Speaker 07

  And then I got you a second gift, cause it is your podcast, but I'll save it for after.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 16:54Speaker 07

  Do you, is there, is there a baby, does anybody have a baby?

• 16:56Speaker 04

  Me, I do have a baby, yeah.

• 16:57Speaker 07

  I knew you had a baby.

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  Why did you ask, why'd you ask?

• 17:00Speaker 07

  Um, because I got a baby stuff.

• 17:02Speaker 04

  Oh!

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow! How much was it? Turn it around, there's this price tag in the back, I think? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:10Speaker 04

  Oh!

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  How much?

• 17:11Speaker 04

  You, very expensive, $12.

• 17:13Speaker 07

  $12! And I got this for it, cause I'm a soccer player, you're gonna love the ball.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, how much was that?

• 17:19Speaker 07

  Where did you get the baby, by the way?

• 17:20Speaker 04

  Um, yeah.

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:22Speaker 07

  At Marshalls, okay. So I also got you this, for when you want to get cozy, you know, you're a mom.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh!

• 17:29Speaker 07

  She's a mom, she's gonna be cozy.

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:31Speaker 07

  And then, um, and then I got, I got this for you as well, because this is, this is actually nice, I thought this was nice.

• 17:36Speaker 04

  Oh, thank you.

• 17:36Speaker 07

  For $19.99.

• 17:38Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 17:39Speaker 07

  For Bobby, I gotta, I got you that.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  One, two, three.

• 17:52Bobby Lee?

  PrizePix.

• 17:52Speaker 00

  PrizePix.

• 17:55Speaker 00

  PrizePix.

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  This episode is brought to you by PrizePix. Whether you're starting a new routine or making player picks for the first time, trying something new can be hard. But in life and on PrizePix, I always feel good to be right.

• 18:08Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  With high-pressure playoff matchups every weekend and elite hoop action almost every night, the action never stops and PrizePix lets you take control.

• 18:19Speaker 08

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• 18:29Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 18:30Speaker 02

  Missing your fantasy team?

• 18:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 18:32Speaker 02

  My league is already over. But with PrizePix, I don't have to wait until next year's draft to keep playing fantasy. PrizePix lets you play fantasy football every week, even in the playoffs. Pick your favorite players and win when they hit their projections. Every week, no draft.

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

  Required.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  Required.

• 18:53Speaker 00

  George, throw them a couple, George.

• 18:55Speaker 06

  Hey, it's playoffs for the NFL. So do you think Caleb Williams is gonna get more or less than 208.5?

• 19:01Bobby Lee?

  I have a good feeling about it.

• 19:02Speaker 08

  I have such a good feeling.

• 19:03Speaker 06

  Okay, I was gonna say more anyway, cuz he's on my Bears.

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  He's on my Bear.

• 19:06Speaker 06

  How about Trevor Lawrence, more or less than 230 passing yards?

• 19:09Bobby Lee?

  Probably medium, but probably maybe a little less.

• 19:11Speaker 08

  Little less.

• 19:11Speaker 06

  It's that simple. Now we can finalize the lineup and we're good to go.

• 19:16Speaker 00

  Download the PrizePix app today and use code BELLY to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. That's code BELLY to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. PrizePix, it's good to be right.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  Blues, fellas, play, fellas, fellas. You already know what time it is.

• 19:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:39Bobby Lee?

  It's time to level up and BlueChew just dropped something really crazy.

• 19:44Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 19:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm tacking next level championship belt, uh, go gold plated energy.

• 19:49Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 19:49Speaker 08

  BlueChew Gold is the newest innovation for the number one chewable ED brand. This ain't your Grandpa's little blue pill.

• 19:56Speaker 02

  It isn't.

• 19:57Speaker 08

  No, this is a four in one beast that's setting the gold standard for performance. We're talking two ingredients for blood flow to keep you rocket pop pumping.

• 20:06Speaker 00

  Pump it up.

• 20:07Speaker 08

  Mixed with epimorphin and oxytocin to turn up the arousal and connection in your brain and your body.

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  Listen, I'm a 54 year old man and sometimes I have to admit, I need help.

• 20:15Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:16Speaker 08

  With what?

• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  BlueChew.

• 20:17Speaker 08

  Oh.

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  And with my, I mean, little fellow down there and it really does work and I really highly recommend it.

• 20:23Speaker 08

  Yeah?

• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:23Speaker 08

  How long does it work for?

• 20:25Bobby Lee?

  A long time, a very long time.

• 20:26Speaker 00

  Guys, BlueChew Gold dissolves under your tongue. It works in as little as 15 minutes. That means you can get it on quicker and stay in the game longer. Elevation? Without hesitation. This is peak passion and peak performance in a single tablet. Jaime, how's this helped you?

• 20:39Speaker 02

  I've taken BlueChew many times and every time I've taken some, I always sound like a steel can.

• 20:48Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:49Speaker 08

  Wow.

• 20:49Speaker 00

  Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at BlueChew.com. We've got a special deal for our listeners. Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code BELLY. That's promo code BELLY. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. We thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.

• 21:09Speaker 07

  Bobby, I got it. I got you this.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 21:12Speaker 07

  Look at this. Tell me this doesn't say Bobby Lee right here.

• 21:14Speaker 08

  Wow.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  Oh, shit.

• 21:18Speaker 07

  And I think, I think the size is for you before the Ozempic, but I think it worked. It's probably the most expensive thing I got.

• 21:26Speaker 08

  I think that would-

• 21:26Speaker 07

  Seventy-nine dollars.

• 21:27Bobby Lee?

  No, are you being real?

• 21:29Speaker 07

  It's what it used to cost, but at Marshalls, it's $24.99, ladies and gentlemen.

• 21:36Speaker 08

  I feel like he could wear that as a dress.

• 21:38Speaker 07

  Yeah, I thought it'd be good.

• 21:40Bobby Lee?

  Thanks so much. Wow.

• 21:41Speaker 00

  You should, uh-

• 21:42Bobby Lee?

  I got some gifts for you too.

• 21:43Speaker 08

  I got a real gift for you.

• 21:44Speaker 07

  Is that real?

• 21:44Speaker 08

  Yeah, here. It's from my hair care line.

• 21:46Speaker 07

  Oh, my God. And I have a lot of hair.

• 21:49Speaker 08

  And you have really good hair.

• 21:50Speaker 07

  Yes. Oh, my God. Look at this. Come on, dude.

• 21:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:53Speaker 07

  You don't know what I can do with this.

• 21:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very good.

• 21:55Speaker 07

  You got me, um, what is this? Deep Treatment Repair Mask.

• 21:59Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 21:59Speaker 07

  For my head. You got me a detangling conditioner. She thinks I'm tangled. And, uh, what else?

• 22:05Speaker 08

  A detangling spray. Oh, that's a shampoo.

• 22:08Speaker 07

  Shampoo to detangle as well. This woman thinks I'm going through a lot. And then what is this?

• 22:12Speaker 00

  Spray.

• 22:13Speaker 08

  Detangling spray. You have to unlock-

• 22:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, I got some stuff for you. You want to see?

• 22:17Speaker 07

  You got me some stuff?

• 22:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:19Speaker 04

  Smell it, smell it, smell it.

• 22:20Speaker 07

  Now you're untangled.

• 22:21Bobby Lee?

  It smells so good.

• 22:22Speaker 07

  How does that feel? Oh my god, you wrote a note!

• 22:23Speaker 04

  And I wrote a note.

• 22:24Speaker 07

  Can I read it?

• 22:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, I read it.

• 22:25Speaker 07

  They wanna know the people they like.

• 22:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, read it. It's meaningful.

• 22:30Speaker 07

  Oh, Marcello and Anna, my girl, that's very sweet. Happy New Year, please enjoy these products from my haircare line, Ebb Ocean Club. Shameless promotion.

• 22:39Speaker 07

  It's hyper-clean haircare, no silicones, no nasties, and reef-safe. We launch in **** next month, but wanted to gift our friends who inspire us and put good work out into the world, love Khalyla.

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, nice.

• 22:49Speaker 07

  Oh my god.

• 22:50Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 22:50Speaker 07

  And that'll be $1,000.

• 22:54Speaker 07

  That's awesome, dude, my girl's, she's...

• 22:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna give you my comic.

• 22:58Speaker 07

  You made a comic?

• 22:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's called Deadweight.

• 23:02Speaker 07

  Are you learning something about them? They give me gifts to, so I promote it.

• 23:11Speaker 07

  Now available wherever you get your comics.

• 23:15Speaker 00

  You can take him on your next podcast and give him...

• 23:18Speaker 07

  Yeah, that's what I'm doing, of course. Oh my god, look at Bobby.

• 23:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:22Speaker 07

  And that's nice, I love it when someone doesn't make themselves look good in the thing. True humility.

• 23:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:29Speaker 07

  That's a big boy, Bobby.

• 23:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:31Speaker 07

  Wow. This is lovely.

• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:33Speaker 04

  And Gilbert, did we have more gifts? From Japan?

• 23:36Speaker 00

  Oh, on the table.

• 23:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. We got you some Japanese candy from Japan.

• 23:40Speaker 00

  Oh my god. What, a Katsu beef jerky?

• 23:42Speaker 02

  Try this one. Give him the banana.

• 23:44Speaker 07

  No, Katsu, we ordered food.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  What is this one?

• 23:47Speaker 00

  That's a shrimp crackers, you gotta try it.

• 23:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 23:50Speaker 07

  Do you want me to try it?

• 23:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then we got jagabi, what's jagabi?

• 23:54Speaker 00

  I think it's potato fries.

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, we have dip in our mouth, can we eat, oh, you're gonna eat it now?

• 24:02Speaker 00

  What is it?

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 24:04Speaker 07

  It's just, it's bad for you, that's for sure.

• 24:06Speaker 04

  Well, it really does look like Katsu.

• 24:08Speaker 07

  It is Katsu.

• 24:09Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 24:10Speaker 07

  It's Katsu, but there's no, there must be no chicken, cuz that'd be really bad, right?

• 24:13Speaker 04

  3D printed.

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:14Speaker 07

  Dude, it tastes very good.

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  It is? Yeah.

• 24:18Speaker 00

  Feed him, feed him.

• 24:19Speaker 07

  Look at that. That's something.

• 24:25Speaker 02

  It's a little hard.

• 24:26Speaker 07

  What?

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good. Is it beef jerky?

• 24:29Speaker 00

  I have no idea, the guy told me to buy it.

• 24:30Speaker 07

  The guy told him to buy it. In Japan?

• 24:32Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  It tastes like meat, actually.

• 24:33Speaker 07

  You speak Japanese?

• 24:34Speaker 00

  No.

• 24:35Speaker 07

  What's that like out there?

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 24:37Speaker 07

  Really? Songoori, hongoori! Can I talk to him for one moment?

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 24:44Speaker 07

  How did you figure?

• 24:47Speaker 07

  Did you have to talk to him?

• 24:48Bobby Lee?

  Could I just say this? Hungra! He shut the fuck up. Hungra! Shut the fuck up. Can I just say that's right?

• 24:54Speaker 07

  Hungra! I am hungra! Can we get the food that we ordered?

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, before you guys get into it, right? Can I just say something real quick?

• 25:01Speaker 07

  He's scared of it.

• 25:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:02Speaker 07

  My friend's getting an exit, I'm starving, can we hit? No exit, exit whenever you need.

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:06Speaker 09

  You need it right now? Yeah, you go ahead, go ahead.

• 25:08Speaker 07

  We have to go pick it up.

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, no one's ever talked to me like that.

• 25:13Speaker 07

  I love, dude, I love you so.

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love you too.

• 25:15Speaker 07

  You have no idea, you guys got me through the pandemic, I watched, I used to watch everything, I used to watch all the shows, I used to watch the vlog, um, that you used to film him. When you go on trips, I used to wa- I've watched every single one.

• 25:24Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 25:25Speaker 07

  I've watched them all, I see it and I go, I know what happens in this one.

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:28Speaker 07

  I've seen all of it, you, you got me through the pan.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  And I've seen every SNL, so I got you done.

• 25:31Speaker 07

  No, you haven't. You got me through.

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  Name five of them right now. What? Name five of them. I don't know what they're called, but I can do the characters maybe, you know what I mean?

• 25:37Speaker 07

  You got, dude.

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  Hey, how you doing, man? My name is Marcello, bro. You know what I mean? Yeah, the weekend update, classic. Okay, that wasn't funny, cut that out. Keep that in.

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  You know, when something, no one's paying attention, I think that's bad.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  Marcello wasn't even looking at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone just think it was a real thing, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:53Speaker 02

  I have a gift for you.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:55Speaker 02

  I have a gift for you, from Texas.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 25:58Speaker 07

  Wow. I'm gonna say something.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:00Speaker 07

  This is so warm, I think it's his wallet. I think he just took all the stuff out of his wallet.

• 26:05Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, it's a, it's a, from a cow.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I know it's leather.

• 26:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, round one.

• 26:10Speaker 07

  Do you hear what he just said?

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's from a cow, yeah, what does that say?

• 26:13Speaker 07

  Round one.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  The arcade.

• 26:14Speaker 07

  Gameplay card.

• 26:15Speaker 02

  It has like 5,000 tokens on it.

• 26:17Speaker 07

  Are you serious? Are you serious?

• 26:18Speaker 02

  I think so. Can't remember.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  Serious?

• 26:21Speaker 02

  I have two cards.

• 26:22Speaker 07

  Is this how you give gifts? You give people, he gives people a gift card and he goes, there's, there's some, I don't know what.

• 26:28Speaker 02

  There's tokens in there.

• 26:29Speaker 07

  Wow, thank you, man.

• 26:30Speaker 02

  Thanks, okay.

• 26:31Speaker 07

  You're, you're reaching for it.

• 26:32Speaker 02

  No, no, you can have it.

• 26:34Speaker 07

  Can I give him his wallet back?

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give it to him. Give it to me. The last time we hung out was...

• 26:39Speaker 07

  Oh my god, what a weird night that was.

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember?

• 26:40Speaker 07

  Yeah, we went to some, uh...

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah. What was it?

• 26:42Speaker 07

  A concert.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  It was a concert.

• 26:44Speaker 07

  For a rapper.

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  For a rapper, yeah.

• 26:45Speaker 07

  Oh!

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And it was dark.

• 26:47Speaker 07

  It was dark.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  A lot of kids.

• 26:48Speaker 07

  Dude, they love Bobby. The little ones, right? And they get his attention because they're right there. You know what I mean? It goes straight up to his eyes. They go, "Hey, I love your stuff." And Bobby's very... You're very nice with the fans.

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  What, are you not?

• 26:59Speaker 07

  Yeah, no, you... I am, but I'm giving you your credit.

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  Is there a time where you don't take photos?

• 27:02Speaker 07

  No, I always say yes.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  I do, I do too.

• 27:03Speaker 07

  You know Gloria Estefan? Yes.

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  I have a story.

• 27:06Speaker 07

  Come on, baby mama, baby do that.

• 27:07Bobby Lee?

  I have a story about her.

• 27:08Speaker 07

  So wait, okay.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 27:09Speaker 07

  Let me tell you this, and then I want to hear the story.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  What, what can I do?

• 27:11Speaker 07

  You know what I do?

• 27:11Bobby Lee?

  You know what I can do?

• 27:12Speaker 07

  Because I watch him, I go, I go like this. Someone agrees with me, and I go, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." I do that because of him.

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, can I just say something right now?

• 27:18Speaker 07

  You can't let me do it, huh? You can't let me talk.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:22Speaker 07

  Go ahead.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  I like when you take control.

• 27:24Speaker 07

  You do.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  I really like it. And what I'm gonna say is, I'm gonna allow you to go first.

• 27:28Speaker 07

  Okay, thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you for allowing me.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead. What we're talking about...

• 27:32Speaker 07

  Gloria Estefan, she...

• 27:40Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like it.

• 27:41Speaker 07

  Perfect. She, I, uh, I, I'm... They are from Miami, they live in Miami. And I worked in this thing in Miami, and I, and I got to hang out with them, and they're very nice to me. And one night, I went to this event, and she was there. And we're walking, like, to the, uh, place to sit down for dinner. And the people are, like, attacking her. Like, she is... I mean...

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go. Is it Dax Shepard?

• 28:03Speaker 07

  No, it was my mistake.

• 28:06Speaker 07

  Loud ring, though. So, um, she... The people are attacking her, she's in heels. You know what I mean? Yeah.

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  She's a little person, right?

• 28:13Speaker 07

  She's... No, she's taller than you. She's walking, and the people are attacking her, they're knocking her over, trying to take the pictures, pictures, pictures, pictures. And she goes, um... At one point, I go, "Gloria, does it ever get, like... Do you ever just be, like, stop?"

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:28Speaker 07

  And she goes... She... I always think about this. She goes, "The only thing worse than them wanting to take pictures of me like this is them not wanting to at all."

• 28:37Speaker 07

  And one day, one day, they won't want to.

• 28:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:40Speaker 07

  And when they want to, I'll let them have it.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:42Speaker 07

  Isn't your daughter a really good musician, too? She's insane. Yeah, he's awesome. She's insane, she plays every instrument. Do you play any instruments, Bobby?

• 28:48Bobby Lee?

  I play piano, I just played before you... Wait, remember, we sang that song?

• 28:52Speaker 07

  We tell your...

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no. Can I just say something? Can I just say something, all right? You don't remember when we told him to play the song together?

• 28:59Speaker 07

  You... Are you actually good? Can you do something good?

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on.

• 29:04Speaker 07

  No, do one thing good.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  No, that was the best I could.

• 29:07Speaker 07

  But this is a moment where you get to show your talent. Something good.

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  Your wide-eyed meth eye, I love it. Yeah, he has wide-eyed meth eye.

• 29:15Speaker 07

  I do it.

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:16Speaker 07

  Meth is, I think, something you're projecting, but I wanna see. I wanna see you do something good.

• 29:20Bobby Lee?

  No, no, can I tell my Edebon story?

• 29:24Speaker 04

  See, he did it again.

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  I did it again.

• 29:25Speaker 04

  You gave away the punchline.

• 29:26Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 29:27Speaker 07

  What happened?

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I was in Miami.

• 29:29Speaker 07

  Right.

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I was doing the improv back then. And I'm in the green room, and they said Gloria Estefan is here. I go, who that?

• 29:38Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 29:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I didn't know.

• 29:40Speaker 07

  Right.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, I've never heard of the Miami man machine.

• 29:43Speaker 07

  And you spent a lot of time inside.

• 29:45Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 29:46Speaker 07

  What?

• 29:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're right, I don't leave.

• 29:48Speaker 07

  You do.

• 29:48Bobby Lee?

  Right, what?

• 29:49Speaker 07

  Play video games?

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I play video games, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I go, oh, they're popular, huh? She's like, she's huge.

• 29:55Speaker 07

  Huge.

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I'm onstage, and I'm not doing well.

• 29:58Speaker 07

  Right.

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 29:59Speaker 07

  That's weird.

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  Is that dick?

• 30:03Speaker 07

  No.

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I'm like, maybe I'll just call her out.

• 30:08Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I go, ladies and gentlemen, and so they kind of put like a little light on her.

• 30:13Speaker 07

  Oh my god.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  And I go Gloria Edebon.

• 30:15Speaker 07

  No.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she just got up and walked out of the room.

• 30:19Speaker 07

  Are you serious?

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:21Speaker 07

  Well, you deserve that.

• 30:21Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I feel bad.

• 30:23Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  All the blood, it just rushed out.

• 30:26Speaker 07

  Oh, you had a real thing.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  And I started eating it.

• 30:28Speaker 07

  Oh my god, worse than before.

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it was a double eat.

• 30:33Speaker 07

  Dude.

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:34Speaker 07

  That's okay.

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  You don't eat it.

• 30:35Speaker 07

  She's very sweet, I'm sure she's.

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she'll forgive me.

• 30:38Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  You don't eat it anymore, you don't like?

• 30:39Speaker 07

  Um, now I'm starting to, because I just did my special, it comes out on Netflix on January 7th.

• 30:44Bobby Lee?

  You know, we do that, we cut that out, we do it at the end.

• 30:46Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 30:47Bobby Lee?

  You don't do that now?

• 30:48Speaker 07

  I'm just, I'm answering your question.

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:51Speaker 07

  Sorry.

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  For Netflix?

• 30:55Speaker 07

  That was so weird.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, for Netflix?

• 30:57Speaker 07

  Um, yeah, for Netflix, January 7th, it comes out, it's called American Boy, and, um. Wednesday. Now I have to, Wednesday, yes, and now I have to, it's my friend, man.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 31:05Speaker 07

  And, um, now I have to do new stuff, man.

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's hard.

• 31:09Speaker 07

  It's hard.

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, when you shot this, because I'm shooting my first special in two weeks.

• 31:13Speaker 07

  I know.

• 31:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:14Speaker 07

  That's exciting.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 31:16Speaker 07

  You think the people are excited?

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 31:19Speaker 07

  Like, how do you feel?

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm nervous. I'm nervous.

• 31:25Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  Did you get nervous or not?

• 31:26Speaker 07

  Oh yeah, very nervous. And I did it in Miami. It was like a lot of pressure.

• 31:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm nervous, but I think I'm ready.

• 31:32Speaker 07

  Dude, it's about time. People pressure you to do that.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  For years they have.

• 31:35Speaker 07

  For years they've been wanting you to do that.

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's called finally.

• 31:38Speaker 07

  Really?

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:39Speaker 07

  Oh, that's sweet.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I was wondering, I mean, um, so you got nervous and also, um, in terms of like, set design and all that stuff, you got, you were involved in all that?

• 31:49Speaker 07

  Um, uh, yeah. Uh, I didn't do a lot of stuff. I wanted it to be as simple. I did it in a very-

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  I fucked up there!

• 31:55Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, this guy did a bunch of stuff.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did, oh, he's got this and that, you know what I mean? Aesthetic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all aesthetic and stuff.

• 32:03Speaker 07

  It's called finally, but people are gonna say, "Enough."

• 32:09Speaker 07

  I love to do this. I love to podcast.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  Bro, I don't know, dude.

• 32:18Speaker 07

  No, dude.

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  You got my feelings all revved up.

• 32:20Speaker 07

  Oh, you've been doing it, dude. You've been doing it forever.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you got me all revved up, right? Yeah, yeah.

• 32:24Speaker 07

  People are waiting for it.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  Some call it a rage.

• 32:26Speaker 07

  It's okay.

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so go ahead.

• 32:30Speaker 07

  Dude, I wish we went to school together. We would have been expelled.

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  All Fs, all Fs.

• 32:33Speaker 07

  All Fs.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:35Speaker 07

  Um, no, man, uh, I think, um, I think it's gonna be great.

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you move that diacoge?

• 32:39Speaker 07

  Did you do too much?

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Why did you move that diacoge?

• 32:41Speaker 07

  No, man.

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  Do you have OCD? I feel like you have OCD.

• 32:43Speaker 07

  Sometimes I just freak out. Look at this. Look what he drew.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:46Speaker 07

  That's what he drew.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 32:48Speaker 07

  Marcello mommy.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  No, I said papi.

• 32:53Speaker 07

  Marcello mommy. That's interesting. You thinking about my mom?

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  No. Are you obsessed with him? Who, Marcello? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like there's an obsession. You really like him, though. No, he's funny. Yeah, yeah, we, that- Enough.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  No, he's a funny guy.

• 33:08Speaker 07

  When you immediately go to, "That was a good one," it wasn't that good, huh? Immediately go, "Hey, come on."

• 33:14Speaker 07

  Like an old guy at a party, like your uncle.

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:17Speaker 07

  Hey. My wife is ugly, come on, give me a little bit.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  Come on, give me a little bit, I'm here, come on. Give me a little bit, come on. Yeah.

• 33:26Speaker 07

  Um, no dude, I'm excited, you did a bunch of.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:28Speaker 07

  You did a bunch of stuff.

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:29Speaker 07

  Alright.

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  I did a bunch of stuff, yeah, yeah.

• 33:30Speaker 07

  Alright.

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, whatever, um, I'm gonna sing a little song, you know, my, you know.

• 33:34Speaker 07

  You sing a song?

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna sing a song, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, but, and you have a movie too, no?

• 33:38Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 33:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:39Speaker 07

  Um, uh, Seventy Two Hours with Kevin Hart comes out in July.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  Wow, round of applause for that.

• 33:45Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you shot it. Who else is in it?

• 33:47Speaker 07

  Um, Ben Marshall, Ken Patterson, uh, Mason Gooding.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 33:52Speaker 07

  Um, there's some cameos that are crazy.

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:54Speaker 07

  Kevin is wild, man.

• 33:55Bobby Lee?

  Kevin's a great guy.

• 33:56Speaker 07

  That guy, he's just, he's a workhorse.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  He's a workhorse, yeah, I did a movie with him once and he's just busy, you never see him.

• 34:02Speaker 07

  If I had to describe Kevin in like a, in physically, like if I had to describe him with like an action, I would go like this, I would go.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:11Speaker 07

  And that's a metaphor, you know what I mean?

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:13Speaker 07

  For his life, the guy's always.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  What about Bobby, what do you do?

• 34:15Speaker 07

  Um.

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm the opposite, right?

• 34:17Speaker 07

  Yeah, Bobby, it'd be like, it'd be like this, this is Bobby.

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:25Speaker 07

  Pretty good?

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  That is exactly me, dude.

• 34:27Speaker 07

  I do it too, I do it too.

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You play video games?

• 34:29Speaker 07

  I do.

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you play?

• 34:30Speaker 07

  I play FIFA, I'm really good.

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you'd probably crush me.

• 34:33Speaker 07

  I'd crush you.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, if you play, okay, how about this? What if I played with Barca?

• 34:37Speaker 07

  Let's do a stream.

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I play with, I play with Barca.

• 34:40Speaker 07

  Let's do it in front of the world.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I want you to play with whatever t- team I pick for you.

• 34:45Speaker 07

  I get it.

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  You still beat me?

• 34:46Speaker 07

  I'm in, yeah.

• 34:47Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 34:47Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 34:47Bobby Lee?

  You still, what, you're 5-0, you think?

• 34:49Speaker 07

  Um, no, I, I think it'd be tight, if you get to pick my team, you're gonna pick like some horrible team.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  MLS team. Yeah, something else, well, not MLS, are there worse teams?

• 34:56Speaker 07

  Yeah, he's gonna pick like a half-star team.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, a half-star team, yeah, yeah.

• 35:00Speaker 07

  From Gibraltar or whatever.

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:02Speaker 07

  Gonna make me have a tough time.

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  But you still, you still think you can win, huh?

• 35:04Speaker 07

  Maybe, yeah, I'm talented in the game.

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow.

• 35:07Speaker 07

  Yeah. I'm division two in the world.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  Division two in the world.

• 35:10Speaker 07

  Ultimate team.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:11Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  Does he miss?

• 35:12Speaker 07

  He can't hurt me.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my slams don't seem to work today.

• 35:17Speaker 07

  You'll get me, you will.

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, nothing is working for me today.

• 35:20Speaker 07

  You will get me.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  So, yeah, you crushed me, huh? You don't play like RPGs or?

• 35:25Speaker 07

  No, I can't, I, I, I can't do it. My mom, when I was little, she didn't let me play gun games. I used to play Medal of Honor.

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:36Speaker 07

  I used to play that one, we killed.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  You killed what?

• 35:41Speaker 07

  It's, like, then it was a game where you had to fight against them.

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  It was against Woo though.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm fighting against who though?

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:54Speaker 02

  You play Army of Two?

• 35:55Speaker 07

  No, I never played, the only one I ever played is Medal of Honor. What did you say?

• 35:59Speaker 02

  Army of Two?

• 36:00Speaker 07

  Army of Two.

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  Never even heard of it.

• 36:01Speaker 07

  No.

• 36:01Speaker 02

  You've never heard of Army of Two?

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  Never heard of it.

• 36:04Speaker 02

  Two guys in the army. Look it up, it's an Xbox. I'm not making this up, Army of Two.

• 36:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 36:10Speaker 02

  Cartel. Yeah, that one sucked.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 36:13Speaker 07

  Did you say cartel?

• 36:14Speaker 02

  Cartel.

• 36:15Speaker 07

  What was that?

• 36:16Speaker 02

  What?

• 36:17Speaker 07

  When you said that, what does that mean?

• 36:18Speaker 02

  Cartel? The Devil's Cartel?

• 36:21Speaker 07

  Oh, Devil's, oh, okay. Sorry.

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  Do you know what a cartel is?

• 36:25Speaker 07

  He interests me.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  Dude, he is so fascinating.

• 36:28Speaker 07

  He's fascinating.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  You know how sometimes you meet somebody, you go, how did you survive?

• 36:31Speaker 07

  Right.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 36:32Speaker 07

  Yeah, and then this guy, he's the most interesting man in the world, and you switch him, and he hates it.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:37Speaker 07

  He's sad about it.

• 36:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, you think that I, I took the love from, I mean, the attention from you, do you feel like you're? Why are your eyes like that?

• 36:43Speaker 07

  The cat's.

• 36:43Speaker 04

  The cat's.

• 36:45Speaker 07

  It does look like he's crying. So, good timing.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  Did you touch your eyes?

• 36:48Speaker 07

  I think I touched my.

• 36:48Bobby Lee?

  Why didn't you touch your eyes?

• 36:49Speaker 07

  He made me laugh, so I did this.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  I told you not to touch your eyes.

• 36:52Speaker 04

  Take your Claritin now.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, take your Claritin, you look terrible right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:56Speaker 07

  Can you do the, can you do the deep voice? Marcello Hernandez.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God.

• 37:01Speaker 07

  Damn, I haven't done this in a while. Why, you don't count him down anymore? We don't, show, show change.

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• 37:50Speaker 00

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• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the show changed.

• 38:08Speaker 07

  Did you hear it?

• 38:09Speaker 04

  Oh, that just gave me the feels, though. Bring it back. Before you got here, Alex and Bobby were arguing about who's bigger, Linkin Park or The Beatles?

• 38:20Speaker 07

  I don't, uh...

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  You're not a music guy?

• 38:22Speaker 07

  I am a music guy, but I listen to Spanish stuff.

• 38:26Speaker 07

  I swear, I listen to Spanish stuff and I listen to...

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  Or who's better, The Beatles or Enrique Iglesias?

• 38:31Speaker 07

  The Beatles.

• 38:34Speaker 07

  I give respect where it's due.

• 38:35Bobby Lee?

  Ritchie Valens or the Rolling Stones?

• 38:37Speaker 07

  The Beatles are the greatest.

• 38:40Speaker 07

  I don't know.

• 38:41Speaker 04

  Who's the kind of iconic one, like Vicente Fernandez?

• 38:43Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's like, it's tough. Because they weren't as global, you know? Latin, my dad loves The Beatles.

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 38:50Speaker 07

  You don't love Juan Luis Guerra.

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 38:53Speaker 07

  You know?

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:54Speaker 07

  So you have to give respect. I think in a long time, Bad Bunny will be someone that we throw in the argument.

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sure. But what I'm saying, though, is that, just historically speaking, you think that, who had more significance in culture? What band do you think?

• 39:07Speaker 07

  Between Linkin Park and The Beatles? It's not even a question.

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 39:11Speaker 07

  It's The Beatles.

• 39:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly. Thank you. And Alex would disagree.

• 39:15Speaker 07

  But Linkin Park, like...

• 39:16Speaker 05

  The numbers show different.

• 39:17Speaker 07

  You think the numbers show different?

• 39:18Speaker 05

  Oh, they do.

• 39:19Speaker 07

  They show different. What are the numbers?

• 39:21Speaker 05

  Linkin Park sold more albums than The Beatles. And then they have way more streams.

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  But does that mean, make something better?

• 39:28Speaker 07

  That's the question, yeah.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, I asked you.

• 39:30Speaker 07

  Well, there you go. I guess I'll ask you then.

• 39:35Speaker 07

  What's better?

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  Wait, I asked you, then you gonna ask him?

• 39:37Speaker 07

  Well, just give me a moment.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 39:39Speaker 05

  I'd rather listen to Hybrid Theory than any Beatles album.

• 39:42Speaker 07

  Got it. I know, but that's you. What was the first word you said there?

• 39:46Speaker 05

  I'd rather.

• 39:46Speaker 07

  I, right?

• 39:47Speaker 05

  But it's like, all the other streamers and all the other people that bought the album like it, too.

• 39:50Speaker 07

  Right, and would you say that when the Beatles were out, that, um, like, if someone bought, like, a record, right? Because you're comparing records to albums. Would you say that, um, a lot of people would listen to it in one place, maybe? And maybe not a lot of people had a record player at their house? Maybe it was a thing that like, it was kind of a, it was like a cultural thing?

• 40:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 40:10Speaker 07

  Kind of took over the world?

• 40:11Speaker 05

  Could get to.

• 40:12Speaker 07

  Right.

• 40:12Speaker 05

  Linkin Park, there was a lot more other bands, so.

• 40:14Speaker 07

  And do you think, you think that if, you think if I drop you in the middle of nowhere and you, you ask the same question, what do you think people would answer?

• 40:20Speaker 05

  Oh, Linkin Park, that one song in the end?

• 40:23Speaker 07

  Really?

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:24Speaker 07

  What's better, like a burger, or a burger from like a fast food place? Or like, you know?

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  Burger at home.

• 40:30Speaker 07

  You know? What?

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  That's a good, no, that's a good, I don't know.

• 40:33Speaker 00

  I thought he was giving that analogy.

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  That wasn't the one.

• 40:35Speaker 00

  He was like, oh, he nods to Marcello. A burger at home.

• 40:38Speaker 07

  Yeah, you got it.

• 40:39Speaker 00

  That's where you're going.

• 40:40Speaker 07

  You gotta report.

• 40:41Speaker 02

  Or it's like, if you compare Breaking Bad and, uh, Grains Anatomy.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  Both good shows.

• 40:47Speaker 05

  Just completely good.

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 40:49Speaker 07

  I think, I think that the numbers that you're talking about, it's, uh, right now, it's much easier to look at numbers. I think when the Beatles were big, it was hard to look at numbers, so. You can't compare numbers, you have to compare cultural impact. And I think if we're gonna compare the cultural impact of the Beatles versus Linkin Park, I think you're gonna have a tough time with that argument.

• 41:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:04Speaker 05

  I mean, they did kind of like start and blow up that whole genre, Linkin Park, and it created.

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  He will not, he won't buy. I'm telling you, he won't buy.

• 41:14Speaker 05

  No, no, Linkin Park is gonna take this one. Got it, Art and Chester.

• 41:18Speaker 07

  Alright, fair enough.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, uh, we, I, I just strongly disagree.

• 41:22Speaker 07

  Yeah, I mean.

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  You know, and we can agree to disagree.

• 41:25Speaker 07

  Do you know the names of all the Linkin Park guys?

• 41:27Speaker 05

  Uh, not, I know Chester because he's from like my hometown.

• 41:29Speaker 07

  So you only know the name of one of them?

• 41:31Speaker 05

  Che, yeah.

• 41:31Speaker 07

  Got it.

• 41:32Speaker 05

  You don't even know Johann? No.

• 41:34Speaker 07

  Do you know the names of the Beatles?

• 41:35Speaker 05

  John Lennon.

• 41:36Bobby Lee?

  That's all you know?

• 41:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:37Speaker 00

  Paul McCartney.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  You don't know, never heard of Paul McCartney?

• 41:39Speaker 05

  Ringo. When you say the names, I'll know them. Yeah.

• 41:41Speaker 07

  And if I said the names of the Linkin Park guys?

• 41:43Speaker 05

  I'll know them.

• 41:44Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 41:44Speaker 05

  But I wouldn't like, I don't like.

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  You know Dave Sprouse, Strasberg from the Linkin Park?

• 41:49Speaker 07

  You can, you can, you can win the argument, but.

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  I just made up the fucking.

• 41:52Speaker 07

  You can't get it.

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  He called, he called me. I was gonna try to trick him.

• 41:56Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah.

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  You know Dave Sprouse? You know the Jew that's at Linkin Park?

• 42:00Speaker 07

  He chose a crazy name.

• 42:04Bobby Lee?

  I picked the wrong name, fuck. David Hellman, is that better? I think that's a comic, fuck, ah, yeah, yeah. Francisco Ricks. Remember Francisco Ricks? Yeah, okay. You still eating that?

• 42:17Speaker 07

  It's good.

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What kind of food does you got?

• 42:19Speaker 07

  I got sushi from, um, down the street.

• 42:21Speaker 04

  Do you want to eat it now? Are you really hungry for sugar dropping?

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:24Speaker 04

  If your sugar's dropping, take a bite.

• 42:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:28Speaker 04

  Who cares?

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  Who cares, yeah, yeah.

• 42:29Speaker 07

  I don't want to be the guy.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you are that guy, but anyway, um...

• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  What do you... Yeah, I mean, you were forty-five minutes late, but my point is...

• 42:38Speaker 07

  Was that really?

• 42:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're definitely that guy, but my point is...

• 42:42Speaker 07

  Right. I was hanging out, I was like, Dex Shepard and his daughters, they're...

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I get it, I get it, yeah, bigger star, but my point is...

• 42:50Speaker 02

  You should eat, man.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, what is up with you? I've never seen you like this with a guest.

• 42:56Speaker 07

  Weird, yeah.

• 42:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, there's like a longing. There's like a longing.

• 43:00Speaker 02

  Oh, eat, man.

• 43:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:02Speaker 07

  We're family, man.

• 43:02Speaker 02

  It's your episode, man.

• 43:03Bobby Lee?

  I mean, is there, is there a, is there a closeness because you know that he's Hispanic?

• 43:08Speaker 02

  No, um, well, I worked with Ralph.

• 43:10Speaker 07

  I love Ralph.

• 43:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:12Speaker 07

  Tex said Ralph, Ralph didn't answer me, you gotta tell him.

• 43:15Speaker 02

  Well, he has a kid, so...

• 43:16Speaker 07

  I guess, yeah, you've forgiven him.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  The new breed of Hispanics are different. You guys are just made different.

• 43:20Speaker 07

  What were the older ones like?

• 43:22Bobby Lee?

  They were just, they were harder.

• 43:23Speaker 07

  They were what?

• 43:24Bobby Lee?

  Harder.

• 43:24Speaker 07

  Harder, we're soft.

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and also whimsical and weird.

• 43:28Speaker 07

  And the Asians have stayed hard, huh?

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, we're soft too.

• 43:31Speaker 07

  Oh, okay.

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't think we're soft?

• 43:32Speaker 07

  I don't know, it just felt like you were doing a dick.

• 43:34Bobby Lee?

  No, I wasn't doing a dick, no, I like it.

• 43:36Speaker 07

  You think I'm soft?

• 43:37Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not, no, I'm, no, I didn't say soft, I'm just saying that you're more like...

• 43:40Speaker 07

  So you brought me here to call me soft?

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  More dreamy.

• 43:44Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 43:45Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, like, you know, Ralph will say something like, just, there'll be silence, we're just sitting there. Hey, bro, you like butterflies? You know what I mean, he's like, that kind.

• 43:52Speaker 07

  Ah, okay.

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:54Speaker 07

  And before they used to talk about what, like tacos and...

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I was saying!

• 43:58Speaker 07

  Burritos and stuff.

• 43:58Bobby Lee?

  No!

• 43:59Speaker 07

  Hard stuff.

• 44:00Bobby Lee?

  No. What?

• 44:01Speaker 02

  Mangos.

• 44:02Speaker 07

  Mangos.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

• 44:04Speaker 02

  Papaya.

• 44:05Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 44:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:06Speaker 07

  He used to sell drugs, right?

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  You see, that's not what I was doing!

• 44:09Speaker 07

  Now we're soft.

• 44:09Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I wasn't doing that.

• 44:11Speaker 02

  We can sell drugs.

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  Can you back me up, please? Being an Asian woman, can you back me up for a second?

• 44:16Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, I didn't like what you said, though.

• 44:19Bobby Lee?

  Why that, the new breed of Hispanics are whimsical? How is that bad?

• 44:23Speaker 07

  To call us a breed like we're animals is also something.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  I think that, there's, I think, oh, let me just, I'm, I feel like I'm drowning. I'm gonna fix it, I'm fix it.

• 44:31Speaker 04

  Fix it.

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  Fix it.

• 44:34Speaker 07

  Eighty-five degrees.

• 44:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't you think it's cold?

• 44:37Speaker 07

  No.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  What, okay, what I'm saying is that, I think that...

• 44:41Bobby Lee?

  I think the, the new breed of Koreans are softer too, is what I'm saying.

• 44:45Speaker 07

  That's nice.

• 44:46Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 44:47Speaker 07

  We're all softer.

• 44:47Bobby Lee?

  We're dancing on stage, you know what I mean?

• 44:49Speaker 07

  You think everyone is softer?

• 44:50Bobby Lee?

  We wear makeup, yeah, what?

• 44:50Speaker 07

  Everyone is softer.

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  No, I think we still...

• 44:53Speaker 07

  Who stayed hard, man?

• 44:54Speaker 02

  What breed is hard still?

• 44:55Bobby Lee?

  The white people? Yeah. You know what, guys?

• 44:57Speaker 07

  No.

• 44:58Speaker 02

  No?

• 44:58Speaker 07

  No.

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  You know what, guys, you know what? I apologize for even asking that question.

• 45:03Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 45:04Speaker 04

  Bobby?

• 45:05Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 45:05Speaker 07

  He looks me in the eyes, he goes, "Black people." And then, and then, and then I go, "Uh-huh." And then, and then he goes, he goes, "They can stay hard."

• 45:13Speaker 02

  Crazy, dude.

• 45:14Bobby Lee?

  Fucking crazy.

• 45:15Speaker 07

  Yeah. He's wild.

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  That's insane, dude.

• 45:17Speaker 07

  Also, I will say, just as an ob, as an observer, that I've, I've watched the show for a long time.

• 45:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:21Speaker 07

  When you guys were together and you used to be mean to her, it was like endearing. Now that you're not together, it's like, "Shut up, Bobby."

• 45:27Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 45:28Speaker 07

  Yeah, when you guys were together, I'm like, "Oh, she loves him, this is why."

• 45:32Speaker 07

  Digging.

• 45:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:33Speaker 07

  Now that you're not together, it's like, "That's a woman, man."

• 45:36Speaker 07

  You know what I mean? That's...

• 45:36Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 45:37Speaker 07

  That's, that's someone's mother.

• 45:38Bobby Lee?

  I apologize, I'm gonna be nicer to you.

• 45:39Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 45:40Bobby Lee?

  Our, our relationship has changed.

• 45:43Bobby Lee?

  You look beautiful today.

• 45:44Speaker 07

  Dude, this guy is, his eyes are gonna pop out of his face.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 45:47Speaker 07

  It's, okay, he's bleeding.

• 45:49Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember in Total Recall?

• 45:50Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 45:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:51Bobby Lee?

  Where ours was supposed to be like, was the woman?

• 45:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:53Bobby Lee?

  And he's at the security checkpoint, and then all his eyes...

• 45:56Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:57Speaker 04

  Gil, I, I think...

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  Can I just say something?

• 46:00Speaker 04

  He interrupted what you were saying, Hyman did.

• 46:01Bobby Lee?

  I know he did, and also, whenever I'm talking right now, dude, you're drifting to Hyman. Yeah, you're not even involved.

• 46:08Speaker 07

  I could, I swear to God, I could watch him do any... I could watch Hyman do anything.

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 46:12Speaker 02

  Did you, what?

• 46:13Speaker 07

  What?

• 46:13Speaker 02

  Say it first.

• 46:14Speaker 07

  What, um?

• 46:17Speaker 02

  You say it first.

• 46:17Speaker 07

  Did you just say, "Do you wanna eat sushi?" Did you just ask me?

• 46:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm gonna eat sushi.

• 46:20Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  What, what?

• 46:21Speaker 07

  You want some? I'll share some with you.

• 46:23Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 46:24Speaker 07

  Yeah, can we get some, please?

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen him eat sushi for the first time?

• 46:27Speaker 07

  Huh?

• 46:27Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen him eat sushi?

• 46:28Speaker 02

  I love sushi.

• 46:29Speaker 07

  I've never seen him eat sushi.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  He gagged. Yeah, yeah.

• 46:32Speaker 02

  I'll try sushi for you.

• 46:33Bobby Lee?

  You will?

• 46:34Speaker 02

  Again.

• 46:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:35Speaker 07

  What, um, what did he do before? Where did you find him?

• 46:37Speaker 02

  Ralph.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  Ralph?

• 46:38Speaker 07

  Ah, like Ralph just introduced him?

• 46:39Bobby Lee?

  Ralph was here, Ralph was here, and Hyman was sitting over there. And I go to Ralph, I go, "What's that?"

• 46:48Speaker 02

  No, who is that?

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, who is that?

• 46:50Speaker 07

  He said, "Who is that?"

• 46:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, when Ralph came on here, I was just over there. What?

• 46:55Speaker 07

  You're right, you're right.

• 46:56Speaker 02

  I'm Ralph's friend.

• 46:57Speaker 07

  Right, and you met him here in LA or in Texas?

• 46:59Speaker 02

  Here.

• 47:00Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 47:01Bobby Lee?

  You're not even, see, here's the thing Marcello, you're not even listening.

• 47:03Speaker 07

  Right.

• 47:06Speaker 04

  It looks like sugar. It's hypoglycemic.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what I'm saying-

• 47:10Speaker 04

  Eat, eat, eat.

• 47:10Speaker 07

  I'm hypoglycemic.

• 47:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what I'm saying Marcello is that-

• 47:12Speaker 07

  She's a mother, she knows this.

• 47:14Speaker 04

  I do, I do, I can tell.

• 47:15Bobby Lee?

  But Ralph was sitting here as a guest.

• 47:17Speaker 07

  Uh huh.

• 47:20Speaker 07

  I'm noticing it now.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:23Speaker 07

  So what happened with him when he? So tell me about what happened?

• 47:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:31Speaker 07

  No, no, please, please, please.

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  So when-

• 47:33Speaker 07

  Oh!

• 47:34Bobby Lee?

  This is, um, Jaime's sushi, uh, taste sushi for the first time.

• 47:37Speaker 07

  I did watch this.

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:42Speaker 07

  He doesn't know what to do. He doesn't know what to do.

• 47:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 47:48Speaker 02

  That's Ralph being a good boss.

• 47:51Speaker 07

  You look crazy, you're spitting food out Bobby, you're coughing. Where's, how's Rudy?

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  She's great.

• 47:58Speaker 04

  Oh, she loves you.

• 47:58Speaker 07

  What is she doing?

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  Loves you.

• 48:00Speaker 04

  She's babysitting for me today.

• 48:01Speaker 07

  She's the best, huh?

• 48:02Bobby Lee?

  The best, yeah.

• 48:03Speaker 07

  That was a real gem you found with Rudy.

• 48:05Bobby Lee?

  Jaime too.

• 48:06Speaker 07

  Yeah, I know Jaime.

• 48:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So after, after what I said, I wanted to see if you were listening. How did I meet Jaime now?

• 48:12Speaker 07

  You met him, uh, with Ralph. You were with Ralph.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 48:15Speaker 07

  Uh, in LA, probably at the store. And you saw him, you saw him and you go, "What is that?"

• 48:21Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not the story.

• 48:23Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Dude, are you, are you being real right now dude?

• 48:26Speaker 07

  I'm sorry man. Am I doing okay?

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:29Speaker 07

  Hey George.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  You're great, you're very funny.

• 48:31Speaker 07

  George.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:34Speaker 07

  Things have gotten better with you guys.

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  Marcello.

• 48:37Speaker 07

  It's good man.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Marcello, could you just listen for a second?

• 48:39Speaker 07

  Important the people you're around.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Ralph was a guest here.

• 48:43Speaker 07

  Right.

• 48:46Speaker 07

  Even now that I'm active listening, you don't think it's...

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it doesn't feel like it.

• 48:49Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:50Speaker 07

  Okay. Yeah, how are you on a show?

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  Man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, do you look at the table read packet before and do it?

• 48:57Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do.

• 48:58Speaker 07

  I'm there, dude. It's like school.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:00Speaker 07

  You have to be there.

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  How, how, how, how much time do you get with the script?

• 49:04Speaker 07

  Um, before we have to sit down and read it, not long. Sometimes thirty minutes, sometimes less.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't get, because we used to get the day before.

• 49:10Speaker 07

  No, we don't. Oh, no.

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:12Speaker 07

  They, we turn it in on the day of table read at like ten, eleven a.m.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 49:16Speaker 07

  And then they send it...

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  But not everything gets in the packet?

• 49:19Speaker 07

  No, no, no.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:20Speaker 07

  But we read like thirty-eight sketches.

• 49:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:22Speaker 07

  It's a lot.

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  Right. So then, um, does it say in, in the front cover of your, uh, script, what sketches you're in? Or do you have to rifle through all of them?

• 49:29Speaker 07

  You have to rifle.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  It's the worst, huh?

• 49:31Speaker 07

  You have to rifle.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I hate that.

• 49:34Speaker 07

  And yeah, and that you, uh, on, um, Mad TV, they did it the day before, and did you have to rifle?

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Well, when I got it, the day before I did, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it, I wish they would say like...

• 49:44Speaker 07

  These are yours.

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  Here's the twenty sketches, and then, you know what I mean, who's in what?

• 49:49Speaker 07

  But once they've been doing something for fifty years, you can't be like, "I have an idea."

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  Right. Do you get intimidated yet, or no? In the beginning, I must have been a little intimidated.

• 49:56Speaker 07

  I still get intimidated, but I think it's ultimately, I always think about, you know, all those bad jobs I had, and I go, "Just, just eat it up, man."

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:04Speaker 07

  Just eat it up.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  Do you, do you ever get mad because you're not in the show a lot?

• 50:08Speaker 07

  Um, no, no, no, no.

• 50:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:09Speaker 07

  I'm good about that.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you are?

• 50:11Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:11Speaker 07

  I mean, it's fun to say with people to be like, "I'm not in the show."

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:16Speaker 07

  It's a fun thing to be like, "I'm not in the show. They don't want to see me. Nobody cares about me." That's fun to say, but I don't...

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  But if you're not in a sketch, I mean, has that been the thing where you, you weren't in a sketch all?

• 50:26Speaker 07

  Yeah. I've, I've been, they call it getting blanked.

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so you got blanked?

• 50:29Speaker 07

  I got blanked.

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  And do you still, are you still mandatory to, you have to show up?

• 50:32Speaker 07

  Yeah, you have to be there.

• 50:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 50:34Speaker 04

  Was that the same for you?

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:37Speaker 07

  You gotta go.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:38Speaker 04

  And were you just seething?

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then you also, you have to do the cast at the end.

• 50:42Speaker 07

  Yeah, that'd be...

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  Wave, and like, "I wasn't in anything."

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 50:47Speaker 07

  Yeah. Sometimes your family comes.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:50Speaker 07

  How are you doing? Oh, my god, it's going great.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:52Speaker 07

  And come, you're not in the show.

• 50:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But you guys could get huge gas.

• 50:56Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's crazy.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:57Speaker 07

  Who's, who was the Lorne Michaels of Mad TV?

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Dick Lesucci.

• 51:03Speaker 07

  Dick Lesucci.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  Blasucci.

• 51:04Speaker 07

  Blasucci.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:05Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was the kind of the Lorne Michaels.

• 51:07Speaker 07

  And what was he like?

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  He was a, um, um, what's so funny? You shit on his desk, I just remembered. Yeah, I put it on his desk, but, uh.

• 51:15Speaker 07

  You pooped on his desk, Bobby?

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  It's a long time ago. It's a long time. I forgot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was funny.

• 51:20Speaker 04

  Do you ever think about shitting on Lorne's desk?

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what would, what would happen if you shit on Lorne's desk?

• 51:24Speaker 07

  No.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  I wonder.

• 51:25Speaker 07

  I don't wanna do that.

• 51:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:26Speaker 07

  That's a wild thing you did.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  My bad.

• 51:29Speaker 07

  Why did you do that?

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  My bad, and my instinct was wrong on that one.

• 51:34Speaker 07

  Why did you do it? Do you remember?

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  It was a joke.

• 51:38Speaker 07

  What was the joke?

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  Do you really wanna know or no?

• 51:41Speaker 07

  Yes, tell me.

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I'm gonna just say the real story.

• 51:45Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  Cause you know, I exaggerated.

• 51:46Speaker 07

  Cause you were thinking about doing the fake one.

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  No, I was thinking about doing the fake one, but I don't think I've ever told the real story. Oh. Okay.

• 51:52Speaker 04

  Let's hear it.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  So the real story is this.

• 51:54Speaker 07

  You have soy sauce in the house, right? Somewhere in the house.

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we have soy sauce.

• 51:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, we have.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:57Speaker 04

  You have.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. You want some soy sauce?

• 51:59Speaker 07

  That'd be beautiful.

• 51:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Get some chopsticks for the fella and, um.

• 52:01Speaker 07

  Thank you, Khalyla. No, I, I, I think you have to ask for it, right? You have to be like, and utensils.

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:07Speaker 07

  Thank you, Khalyla.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Napkins.

• 52:09Speaker 07

  How did you, how did you mess that up? How did you mess that up?

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  I fucked it up.

• 52:14Speaker 07

  What did you do?

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't, yeah.

• 52:15Speaker 07

  You messed it up.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  Intimacy issues.

• 52:17Speaker 07

  You have intimacy issues.

• 52:17Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  I had a porn addiction.

• 52:19Speaker 07

  You had a porn addiction? She didn't like that?

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  No, it takes, it takes away from the intimacy and, yeah, intimacy and, in years of that, you know what I mean? It erodes the.

• 52:27Speaker 07

  Yeah, the relationship.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why'd you bring that up, man?

• 52:29Speaker 07

  I don't know, man.

• 52:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's really uncomfortable.

• 52:31Speaker 07

  I'm just, I'm just like, she's so nice.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I fucked it up, yeah.

• 52:33Speaker 07

  She's nice.

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  But no, I lost.

• 52:34Speaker 07

  Motherly. She's like, you're hungry, hypoglycemic.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  I know, I, yeah.

• 52:38Speaker 07

  And you, and you seem like the kinda guy that needs someone to take care of.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  I lost, I lost her for completely. My life hasn't been the same.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm in the woods, dude.

• 52:49Speaker 07

  I know, dude.

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  And there's no light, there's no light.

• 52:51Speaker 07

  I know.

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:52Speaker 07

  And I'm saying it behind her back because she would, she's a person that's emotional. She'll be like, that's sad.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  And then once she had the baby.

• 52:58Speaker 09

  I was just like.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  Depressed.

• 53:00Speaker 09

  Completely.

• 53:00Speaker 07

  Guys, guys, give it up.

• 53:01Speaker 09

  It's all for his baby.

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  But depressed.

• 53:04Speaker 09

  I know, he's a great guy.

• 53:05Speaker 07

  He's a nice guy. Oh, she had a baby with a man?

• 53:06Speaker 09

  Yeah, and he's way better than me.

• 53:08Speaker 07

  I mean, that's obvious.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  He's big, he looks like Jason Momoa.

• 53:11Speaker 07

  Oh my god, the baby's gonna be insane.

• 53:12Speaker 09

  I know.

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  He's bigger than me.

• 53:14Speaker 07

  That baby's gonna be so strong, he's gonna be the shit, he's gonna be the shit.

• 53:16Speaker 09

  Yeah, he's gonna be the shit.

• 53:17Speaker 07

  He's gonna be the shit.

• 53:20Speaker 07

  Oh my god, I would pay to see that fight, Poppy versus.

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  He's gonna call me Poppy.

• 53:23Speaker 07

  No, he's not.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know, I'm gonna call him Poppy.

• 53:25Speaker 07

  No.

• 53:26Speaker 09

  Yeah.

• 53:26Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  How you doing, Poppy, how you doing? Yeah, get me a throat lozenge.

• 53:33Speaker 07

  No, no, don't talk to him like that.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  No, that's me.

• 53:36Speaker 07

  Oh, that's him to you.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  That's him to you.

• 53:38Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  And I go, oh yes, sir, cherry?

• 53:40Speaker 07

  Cherry.

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  I like the cherry. Right, and we'll get the cherry from throat lozenge.

• 53:43Speaker 07

  That's exciting.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but yeah, I fucked it up for her.

• 53:46Speaker 07

  Yeah, you did.

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know what, um?

• 53:49Speaker 07

  But she still, you did something right, because she still is a part of the thing.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah, you know, you know, every relationship I've been in, I keep a relationship going. You know, with exes, do you talk to your exes still?

• 54:00Speaker 07

  I don't talk to a lot of my exes, no, but, um, I don't have bad blood.

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you haven't been in a long, long term.

• 54:06Speaker 07

  No.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:07Speaker 07

  No.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  Once you get into one, it develops, and then, like, especially after ten years, you know what I mean? You can't see them that not in your life.

• 54:16Speaker 07

  Right.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:17Speaker 07

  That's nice, man.

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:18Speaker 07

  There's some, there's a little guy in there, man.

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  There's a little guy with, with a heart.

• 54:22Speaker 07

  What's your love life like?

• 54:24Speaker 02

  Same as his, man.

• 54:26Speaker 07

  What does that even mean?

• 54:27Speaker 00

  Tell them what happened this Christmas break.

• 54:29Speaker 02

  Oh, I was seeing someone over Christmas break, and, uh, we broke up because she said I was a shitty boyfriend.

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but tell my, what were the, the moves that you were making?

• 54:38Speaker 07

  Explain.

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, but do the move, do the move.

• 54:41Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:42Speaker 02

  This is before my girlfriend, I had, uh...

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go get, just do the move.

• 54:46Speaker 02

  What move?

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  You were slapping, you know what I mean?

• 54:48Speaker 02

  Oh, I was just like, I took her from behind, like, you... I was like, oh, oh, you know, I get down, I was, uh, what did I say? I was rearranging, rearranging her guts, or something like that.

• 55:03Speaker 02

  Giving her back shots? Something like that, what was the move I gave you? I didn't give you the move, but what was the move I was telling you?

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  That's about right.

• 55:12Speaker 02

  Arch the back.

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  That's about right.

• 55:14Speaker 02

  That's about right.

• 55:16Speaker 07

  He goes, "I was taking it from the back."

• 55:19Speaker 07

  That's what he said, he goes, "I was taking it from the back."

• 55:21Bobby Lee?

  Also, her guts weren't rearranged.

• 55:23Speaker 07

  He said one thing and he was doing it.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  Her guts are fine.

• 55:26Speaker 02

  Well, that's why I came.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:27Speaker 07

  Man.

• 55:28Speaker 02

  No, love life, it's kinda hard.

• 55:29Speaker 07

  Right, because you're working so much.

• 55:32Speaker 02

  Somewhat, yeah.

• 55:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:34Speaker 07

  You have a big platform, do you wanna maybe like?

• 55:38Speaker 02

  Say something to her?

• 55:39Speaker 07

  Yeah, no, that's to her.

• 55:41Speaker 02

  Wait, say something to hers.

• 55:42Speaker 07

  To her, we know, to her, we know what you should do.

• 55:44Bobby Lee?

  Sorry for rearranging your guts.

• 55:47Speaker 02

  No, she, uh, she, uh, I miss her.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:51Speaker 07

  Thank you so much, oh my god!

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  Yep, metal.

• 55:53Speaker 07

  This is how they do it, huh?

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You want some, so sauce?

• 55:56Speaker 07

  Oh my god, thank you.

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:57Speaker 07

  Wow, this is the best.

• 55:59Speaker 04

  Um, unfortunately, there's only one pair of chopsticks.

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:02Speaker 04

  You only have one pair of chopsticks upstairs.

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 56:05Speaker 04

  What happens to the rest?

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't use them unless I'm in a restaurant.

• 56:08Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, it's low sodium, is that okay?

• 56:12Speaker 07

  Of course.

• 56:12Speaker 04

  No, that's full sodium, that one.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's full sodium?

• 56:14Speaker 04

  Okay, come on, yeah.

• 56:15Speaker 07

  Khalyla, we were talking about how nice I think you are, and that you're great. Gonna give you your flowers.

• 56:19Speaker 04

  Oh, thank you, that's so sweet.

• 56:21Speaker 07

  And not abandoning him, you know what I mean?

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:23Speaker 07

  You didn't abandon.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you didn't abandon me.

• 56:25Speaker 04

  I didn't.

• 56:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:26Speaker 07

  Um, he was about to say something to the girl that you were doing what to her, you said?

• 56:31Speaker 02

  I'm losing my mind.

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:32Speaker 02

  Well, remember, I was like...

• 56:34Speaker 04

  The one who called and said you were a shitty boyfriend?

• 56:36Speaker 02

  Before that one. Before that one.

• 56:37Speaker 04

  Oh, the one you're not over?

• 56:39Speaker 02

  No, no, after that one.

• 56:41Speaker 07

  He, he was over, you know what I mean? He was over it.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:46Speaker 02

  No.

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  He was doing some sexual moves to her.

• 56:48Speaker 04

  Okay, and then what happened?

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen those, these moves?

• 56:51Speaker 04

  I don't ever want to.

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:53Speaker 04

  Oh my god, damn it!

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, yeah.

• 56:55Speaker 02

  I'm sorry.

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:56Speaker 02

  Em was gonna grab one.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:58Speaker 07

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  So, you, so when, you were slapping, you were slapping her hip? Is that what you're doing?

• 57:04Speaker 02

  Not her butt.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 57:05Speaker 02

  What is this?

• 57:06Speaker 07

  What?

• 57:06Speaker 02

  Which one is this?

• 57:07Speaker 07

  Uh, it's avocado roll, it's no, no fish in there, so that's, that might be safe for you.

• 57:13Speaker 07

  Say something to the girl, man.

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, say something.

• 57:15Speaker 02

  Sorry.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  You know what?

• 57:17Speaker 02

  I bought her flowers.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Improvise a haiku for her. We love haikus, do we not? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:22Speaker 02

  Okay, you go first.

• 57:24Bobby Lee?

  No, that's, he doesn't know her, dude.

• 57:25Speaker 02

  No, you, one for your girlfriend. So that I can get an idea.

• 57:31Speaker 07

  His eyes go crazy, he has an idea.

• 57:33Speaker 04

  Let's, haiku is a count, right? So it's a very specific pattern.

• 57:37Speaker 02

  Five, seven, five.

• 57:37Speaker 04

  It's five, seven, five.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  Five words?

• 57:39Speaker 04

  No, not five words, five syllables.

• 57:42Speaker 02

  I really do miss you. There we go, now do seven.

• 57:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:46Speaker 02

  I wanna take you from behind again.

• 57:51Speaker 04

  Behind is two syllables.

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, maybe take out the two.

• 57:56Speaker 02

  It was good.

• 57:56Speaker 07

  You gotta change the way you are, man.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  You gotta change the way, you have to change the way you are. I mean, it, it works in your twenties, but in your fifties, it's not gonna work. You know what I mean?

• 58:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, once you turn thirty, like...

• 58:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it'll be weird.

• 58:12Speaker 02

  What's not working?

• 58:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:13Speaker 07

  Clearly what you're doing, you know what I mean? They're calling you a shitty boyfriend.

• 58:17Speaker 02

  At thirty?

• 58:18Speaker 07

  You know what I mean? You're thirty.

• 58:19Speaker 02

  I'm twenty-nine.

• 58:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how old are you now?

• 58:22Speaker 07

  This, he's timeless, this guy.

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  He's timeless, you're right, I think you're right.

• 58:26Speaker 07

  I'm twenty-eight.

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:27Speaker 02

  He's older than you?

• 58:28Speaker 07

  He's older than me. He looks like a baby.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:31Speaker 07

  You're adorable.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  You're adorable, yeah, yeah.

• 58:33Speaker 07

  Thank you, man.

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  Um, can I tell my real dick, um, story?

• 58:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 58:38Speaker 07

  Oh, and you pooped on the desk. You've never told that on the show?

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  I've said the story, but it was a lie.

• 58:43Speaker 07

  So say the real one.

• 58:44Bobby Lee?

  I wanna tell you the real, the real, the real, real story, okay? Alright, so I was at Man TV.

• 58:50Speaker 07

  Uh huh.

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  And I walked by Dick Lasucci's office.

• 58:53Speaker 07

  Right.

• 58:53Bobby Lee?

  And Ike Barinholtz and Nicole Parker were writing a sketch on his computer.

• 58:58Speaker 07

  Oh my god.

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay? And so, um, there was a...

• 59:02Speaker 07

  Is that allowed? Is that normal?

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they did that.

• 59:05Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  And, um, there was a bottle of Alka-Seltzer. I mean, on the, um, desk. A box of it, I mean. So I walked in, I go, "You guys writing?" "Yeah, we're writing, dude, leave us alone." "Okay, you wanna see something funny?" And they go...

• 59:19Speaker 07

  Whoa.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  And they go, "Okay." So I took, I bent over, and I stuck an Alka-Seltzer in my butthole. Right? And it started foaming like a mad dog. It was going...

• 59:31Speaker 07

  The Alka-Seltzer?

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like literally foaming.

• 59:34Speaker 07

  I'm sweating, by the way.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  I know, good.

• 59:36Speaker 07

  You make it...

• 59:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 59:37Speaker 07

  Make it colder in here, I'm sweating.

• 59:40Speaker 07

  Eighty-five degrees. I'm on fire. I'm on fire in here, there's a bunch of lights everywhere.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, alright. So then, right, I go, "Let me shoot him out."

• 59:49Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  Right? Because it felt funny.

• 59:52Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 59:52Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever stuck in an Alka-Seltzer in your butthole?

• 59:53Speaker 07

  No, no, no.

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it feels funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you ever do it?

• 59:57Speaker 02

  What is this?

• 59:57Speaker 07

  Shrimp tempura.

• 59:59Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell the story, dude?

• 1:00:00Speaker 04

  That one is very, that's not fishy.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can I, listen, can I say something? I'm telling a fucking story, bro.

• 1:00:06Speaker 04

  I'm trying, not to.

• 1:00:07Bobby Lee?

  I know what I'm saying.

• 1:00:08Speaker 02

  What is this?

• 1:00:09Speaker 04

  But he's like, what is this, what is this?

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  I know, but.

• 1:00:12Speaker 07

  I will say, you know what I think is happening? I think because there's a Latino on here, he feels emboldened. That's what it is. He feels emboldened, he's emboldened.

• 1:00:20Bobby Lee?

  You don't talk this much ever.

• 1:00:21Speaker 07

  No.

• 1:00:21Speaker 02

  Yes, I do.

• 1:00:22Speaker 07

  You interrupt him, do you interrupt him when I'm not here?

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No, not this much, and I'm telling a story and you're talking about your, what is that?

• 1:00:28Speaker 02

  What is that? Okay, this is a new year, I'm trying to be a badass, I'm trying to.

• 1:00:34Speaker 07

  Trying to be a badass, I'm trying to do backshots. He's trying to change his image.

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  Alright, what is it?

• 1:00:40Speaker 02

  It's because my palate is like chicken wings and cheeseburgers.

• 1:00:43Speaker 07

  I don't know if that's, I don't know if you can call that your palate.

• 1:00:47Speaker 02

  Well, that's what he tells me.

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:48Speaker 07

  Oh, that's his palate.

• 1:00:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:49Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so what is that?

• 1:00:51Speaker 07

  So.

• 1:00:51Bobby Lee?

  Let's get to this first.

• 1:00:53Speaker 07

  It's shrimp tempura, man, just eat it, you'll be fine.

• 1:00:55Speaker 04

  It's not fishy at all, so you'll be fine.

• 1:00:57Speaker 07

  Just the whole thing.

• 1:00:58Speaker 04

  The whole thing, Jaime.

• 1:00:59Speaker 07

  The problem that you have, this is the problem.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell him the problem.

• 1:01:02Speaker 07

  I saw it in the video.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:03Speaker 07

  What happens is, when you're, when you try something, you leave it in your mouth and you wait. Don't wait. Chew, worst thing that happens is you swallow it, it's gone. But when you waited, you spit it out, you had Bobby waving the chopsticks at you.

• 1:01:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:16Speaker 07

  You know what I mean? It's okay?

• 1:01:18Speaker 04

  It's pretty good, yeah.

• 1:01:19Speaker 07

  There's something about the way your lips sit that it looks like you don't like it.

• 1:01:23Speaker 07

  You know what I mean?

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:24Speaker 07

  It doesn't, it looks like it doesn't like it.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:26Speaker 07

  But you do like it.

• 1:01:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's good.

• 1:01:27Speaker 07

  Okay, good.

• 1:01:28Speaker 02

  It's because I have on your bike.

• 1:01:29Speaker 07

  I just want him to be happy, I swear to God.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want to take care of him for the rest of his life.

• 1:01:33Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Like dude, if you were in hospice, I would visit you every day, wouldn't you?

• 1:01:36Speaker 04

  He wouldn't.

• 1:01:37Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't think I would?

• 1:01:38Speaker 04

  No, Jules told me a really sad story.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:01:40Speaker 04

  You wouldn't visit anyone. Apparently your mom fell and you didn't do anything.

• 1:01:44Speaker 07

  What?

• 1:01:45Speaker 04

  And Jules was, Rudy was the one who like picked her up. Jules was like, he just sat there and didn't do anything, and his mom fell and she had to come to her rescue.

• 1:01:54Speaker 07

  Bobby, is that true?

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  Yes, but.

• 1:02:00Speaker 07

  But.

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  Can I defend myself?

• 1:02:03Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:02:04Speaker 07

  No.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  We're, she's sitting with my mom at a four top table, okay?

• 1:02:10Speaker 07

  Before you get into that, does anything happen other than after the Alka Seltzer is in your butt, you just get up and then you pour it out onto the ta- onto the desk?

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  No, there's more things that happen, but you know what? I'm not even gonna address it anymore.

• 1:02:20Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm gonna, can I finish it?

• 1:02:22Speaker 07

  Sure.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  All right. So I shoot out the Alka Seltzer. I'll get back to the fucker. The mom, the mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this whole thing is fucked.

• 1:02:29Speaker 07

  People like it, I think.

• 1:02:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think we do.

• 1:02:30Speaker 07

  People at home, they get bored, they go, this topic, too much time.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  Too much time, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We go to topic to topic.

• 1:02:35Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:37Bobby Lee?

  Um, so, um, I shoot out the Alka Seltzer. While, while you're eating, maybe go to the mom.

• 1:02:43Speaker 07

  No, it's okay.

• 1:02:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Right? And then a couple of dingleberries came out with it.

• 1:02:48Speaker 04

  Ah, yeah.

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  And then Dick walks into the office.

• 1:02:51Speaker 07

  Right.

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  And he, and he sees the little two dingleberries and the foam.

• 1:02:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:55Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:02:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  It kinda looks like, like a Michelin star restaurant, all but the foam. You know what I mean? And with the little, yeah, you know what I mean? Fine dining. Like, what is that? You know what I mean?

• 1:03:02Speaker 04

  Chef's table?

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's like a chef's table thing, yeah, yeah. But, um, and he goes, "Clean it up." I cleaned it up and that's it. The story that I told before was more exaggerated.

• 1:03:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, that it was intentional, you were mad, and then you went to his desk and you pooed.

• 1:03:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's not the real story.

• 1:03:15Speaker 04

  I see.

• 1:03:15Bobby Lee?

  The story is, that's the real story.

• 1:03:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:18Speaker 04

  Cute.

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, my mom.

• 1:03:19Speaker 07

  I'm wondering, what did he say?

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  He just cleaned up and he left.

• 1:03:22Speaker 07

  What?

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  I mean, he was mad, but yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:25Speaker 07

  Sounds good.

• 1:03:25Speaker 04

  With your mom.

• 1:03:26Bobby Lee?

  So my mom, so Jules was sitting next to my mom. I'm on the other side of the table. She fell over and Jules was super quick to pick her up.

• 1:03:34Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I did this. I did! Whoa, whoa, whoa, you know what I mean? Yeah, but Jules had already had her.

• 1:03:42Speaker 04

  Can I tell you why I don't believe you? Cause we were in Hawaii. And his mom had never been to Hawaii before. And when she opened the curtain to look at the view of the ocean, she was like, I like, huh! Like, it overwhelmed her. And then she passed out and fainted. And you and your brother stood there, did nothing. He like.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  We were laying on the bed.

• 1:03:58Speaker 07

  What is that about, Bobby? What was?

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:04:00Speaker 04

  You freeze?

• 1:04:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's called trauma, it's trauma response.

• 1:04:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, you froze, you froze, yeah.

• 1:04:04Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  Flight, freeze, you know what I mean?

• 1:04:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I like slid and ca- caught her.

• 1:04:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:09Speaker 04

  Remember that?

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because you guys are quicker.

• 1:04:10Speaker 07

  Oh, no, she's.

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  And you're making fun of me and my brother, cause we're slow. Yeah, and I don't like that. Yeah, we're slow.

• 1:04:16Speaker 04

  You shouldn't be, you're small and fat.

• 1:04:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:19Speaker 07

  You are small.

• 1:04:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Did you hear any of that conversation, you think?

• 1:04:23Speaker 07

  Yeah. Yeah, I did.

• 1:04:24Speaker 04

  His mom passes out here and there.

• 1:04:26Speaker 07

  I know, and you go and you slid and you picked her up.

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:29Speaker 07

  Meanwhile, you're doing what?

• 1:04:31Bobby Lee?

  What, are you done with all that?

• 1:04:32Speaker 07

  I'm just gonna save it because I don't feel good about what's happening.

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. But you're, you, you have some nutrients in your body.

• 1:04:40Speaker 07

  Yeah, I got something in my body. Thank you, Khalyla.

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  I just saw the brand of that jacket. I just saw the brand of that jacket.

• 1:04:45Speaker 07

  You saw it. It's Obey.

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  It's not that expensive.

• 1:04:47Speaker 07

  No.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  Don't like fifteen minutes ago.

• 1:04:49Speaker 07

  I think it looks nice.

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, were you mad? I already turned it off. I completely turned it off. You want the air on?

• 1:04:54Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:04:55Speaker 04

  You turned it off?

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:56Speaker 04

  Why? He said he was hot.

• 1:04:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I turned the heat off.

• 1:05:00Speaker 04

  Oh, the heat was...

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  He wants AC now. Yeah.

• 1:05:02Speaker 07

  I'm turning it down. That's okay, right?

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, fine.

• 1:05:05Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, you all right?

• 1:05:10Speaker 07

  No, it's fine.

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  Are you doing something after this?

• 1:05:12Speaker 07

  Am I doing something after this?

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, which one, which one is he doing?

• 1:05:18Speaker 04

  Oh, I love her.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:05:20Speaker 07

  Have you been on that one?

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're doing, no, I've never been on that one.

• 1:05:22Speaker 07

  You like dress up like a king or something? Like you dress up like old, like old timing?

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:26Speaker 07

  Yeah. Are they getting the stuff? Amazing. I'm so excited.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Wow, you're gonna do that?

• 1:05:31Speaker 07

  Cause I, I, I wanna bring gifts. I think you brought me, you know, this is the second podcast I've done. This is also, I've never done, uh, many podcasts.

• 1:05:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:38Speaker 07

  I've never really done real, like, I did like podcasts before when I like first started.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:42Speaker 07

  But after SNR, this is probably, this is the second podcast I've ever done.

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Well, you're doing another one of mine tomorrow.

• 1:05:48Speaker 07

  I know, I'm so pumped about it.

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:50Speaker 07

  With the boys. But let's enjoy the moment, yeah?

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  Are you on medication?

• 1:05:56Speaker 07

  No.

• 1:05:58Bobby Lee?

  I feel like you need to be.

• 1:05:59Speaker 07

  I'm completely unmedicated. Isn't that something?

• 1:06:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:02Speaker 07

  Completely unmedicated.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:03Speaker 07

  No allergies to any medication.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know what I like about you? I think you remind me of what I was like when I was young, maybe.

• 1:06:08Speaker 07

  Really?

• 1:06:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like.

• 1:06:10Speaker 07

  Yeah, I'm.

• 1:06:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:12Speaker 07

  But I have a good heart, I think.

• 1:06:13Bobby Lee?

  I do know, you, you, your heart's in the right place. Your, your heart's in the right place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, do you ever live in the moment?

• 1:06:18Speaker 07

  Um, yeah.

• 1:06:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:20Speaker 07

  I live in like nine moments.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  That's not living in the moment. Yesterday, today, tomorrow.

• 1:06:27Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm in moments.

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, yeah, a lot of moments. Yeah, yeah. What, what are your favorite moments in the last couple of years then?

• 1:06:33Speaker 07

  Oh, my god. I think.

• 1:06:37Speaker 07

  You know, you know what I am? You know what I am? I'm a family man. I'm a family man. Um, I, I want to, um...

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  Live in the moment, man. My head itched.

• 1:06:48Speaker 07

  I know, because it's 95 degrees.

• 1:06:50Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 1:06:51Speaker 07

  You're wearing a beanie.

• 1:06:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 1:06:53Speaker 07

  Um.

• 1:06:53Bobby Lee?

  You're a family man?

• 1:06:54Speaker 07

  I'm a family man.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:55Speaker 07

  I wanna have a family. I, I, I like hanging out with the little, the little kids in my family.

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:00Speaker 07

  I like doing that, that stuff. Those are beautiful moments for me. My little cousin.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:03Speaker 07

  She's a crazy soccer player.

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:05Speaker 07

  And, uh, I played with her when she was little.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:07:07Speaker 07

  And then now she got a D1 scholarship.

• 1:07:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow.

• 1:07:10Speaker 07

  But those, to me, those are the...

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  And you go to the games and stuff?

• 1:07:12Speaker 07

  I used to go to all her games. Now I'm gonna go see her when she's in college.

• 1:07:15Bobby Lee?

  They, they must be very proud of you, too.

• 1:07:16Speaker 07

  Oh, no. Yeah, well, I, yeah, well, she's a star. She went to one.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  You're a star, you're a star.

• 1:07:20Speaker 07

  Oh, my god, thank you.

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  Who's a bigger star, you or her?

• 1:07:21Speaker 07

  Um, I think, for our, if we're gonna calculate it based on money.

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:26Speaker 07

  It's no contest.

• 1:07:29Bobby Lee?

  So you're, you're the Lincoln Park?

• 1:07:30Speaker 07

  She's more, I think she's...

• 1:07:31Bobby Lee?

  And she's the beanie. I'm Lincoln Park.

• 1:07:33Speaker 07

  The numbers, the number... Numbers tell a story, don't they?

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:37Speaker 07

  But, uh, no, but in terms of like, who's more impressive, I think she's, like, what she's doing is...

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's great. That's great.

• 1:07:43Speaker 07

  You were a wrestler.

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:44Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:07:45Bobby Lee?

  What soccer team do you support?

• 1:07:46Speaker 07

  Um, in the Prem, Man U. Oh.

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, that hurts.

• 1:07:50Speaker 07

  You're an Arsenal guy. Don't pretend like you really care.

• 1:07:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I do care about...

• 1:07:53Speaker 07

  Oh, you know, I really care.

• 1:07:54Bobby Lee?

  About Man U?

• 1:07:55Speaker 07

  No, just about like, the rivalries. You just like Arsenal.

• 1:07:58Bobby Lee?

  No, I...

• 1:07:59Speaker 07

  You like Bukayo Saka, you like...

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, you know?

• 1:08:02Speaker 07

  You like Gabriel.

• 1:08:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:04Speaker 07

  Trossard.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, you know the team!

• 1:08:06Speaker 07

  You know, you like those guys.

• 1:08:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz you're a team guy.

• 1:08:07Speaker 07

  You like Arteta.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  Arteta, I love Arteta, yeah.

• 1:08:10Speaker 07

  We like, we like to say that.

• 1:08:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:12Speaker 07

  Arteta.

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  Arteta. I'm Arteta.

• 1:08:14Speaker 07

  You know what that means? That's handsome. I'll just not talk about it, it's vulgar.

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  I like your team, too.

• 1:08:18Speaker 07

  You like my team?

• 1:08:18Bobby Lee?

  Sesko.

• 1:08:19Speaker 07

  Sesko, I don't...

• 1:08:20Bobby Lee?

  And Bouamo.

• 1:08:21Speaker 07

  Bouamo's cool.

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  Cuña.

• 1:08:22Speaker 07

  Cuña.

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  Cuña.

• 1:08:23Speaker 07

  Casemiro.

• 1:08:24Bobby Lee?

  Al Casamiro, dude.

• 1:08:25Speaker 07

  Casemiro, Maguire, right?

• 1:08:27Bobby Lee?

  Bruno Fernandes?

• 1:08:28Speaker 07

  Ah, he's amazing.

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's amazing. He's a really good midfielder.

• 1:08:30Speaker 07

  He's a really good player.

• 1:08:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I know your team, too.

• 1:08:32Speaker 07

  Yeah, you know my team, too.

• 1:08:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I know your team, too. You know my team.

• 1:08:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, but...

• 1:08:40Speaker 07

  Musical, how you do it?

• 1:08:42Speaker 04

  Do you have an MLS team?

• 1:08:44Speaker 07

  Yeah, well, I'm from Miami, so we have Miami now.

• 1:08:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, really good, really good.

• 1:08:48Speaker 07

  It's a lot of fun. But my real team, since I was a little kid, they gave me a jersey when I was a little kid, was Real Madrid. I'm a Madrid guy.

• 1:08:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Madrid.

• 1:08:53Speaker 07

  Which it's not a hot take, it's the best take.

• 1:08:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It is what it is, you know what I mean?

• 1:08:57Speaker 07

  I'm not proud of it, it is what it is.

• 1:08:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:59Speaker 07

  Listen, Bobby Lee's comic book.

• 1:09:00Bobby Lee?

  Are you?

• 1:09:01Speaker 07

  It's out now at all stores.

• 1:09:03Speaker 02

  Barnes & Noble.

• 1:09:04Bobby Lee?

  Or let's talk about your special.

• 1:09:05Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  What's the date?

• 1:09:07Speaker 07

  And, there it is.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:09Speaker 02

  Whoa, man.

• 1:09:10Speaker 07

  We filmed it like old school.

• 1:09:11Speaker 02

  Looks good.

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  That looks good.

• 1:09:13Speaker 07

  It looks great, thank you, man. We, um...

• 1:09:18Speaker 07

  I've been doing comedy for 10 years, Bobby.

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:09:21Speaker 07

  I filmed one.

• 1:09:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Okay, I think that was a dig on me.

• 1:09:25Speaker 07

  No.

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:26Speaker 07

  No.

• 1:09:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:27Speaker 07

  I was being honest.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  You know, when no one wants your special?

• 1:09:30Speaker 07

  Right.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  Why would you do one?

• 1:09:32Speaker 07

  Yeah, but that's the self-deprecating thing. Was he always like that? Yeah, and that didn't make you feel good, did it, Collin?

• 1:09:41Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:43Speaker 02

  What was that word you just used?

• 1:09:45Speaker 07

  Um, self-deprecating.

• 1:09:47Speaker 02

  Can you give me the definition?

• 1:09:48Speaker 04

  Not defecating.

• 1:09:49Speaker 02

  No, no, no, yeah.

• 1:09:50Speaker 07

  Self-deprecating.

• 1:09:51Speaker 02

  What is it?

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  I want you to repeat the word.

• 1:09:53Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 1:09:54Speaker 02

  Give me the definition first.

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, repeat the word, and then we'll give you the definition.

• 1:09:57Speaker 07

  If you're gonna pop in, you're gonna participate, you understand?

• 1:09:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:00Speaker 07

  So he's telling you to do something, you gotta do it. You're not gonna pop in and then do whatever you want. You're popping in, you gotta do what you gotta do.

• 1:10:05Bobby Lee?

  You can't pop in and pop out.

• 1:10:06Speaker 07

  You can't pop out.

• 1:10:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you can't pop in. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:08Speaker 02

  Spell it out to me?

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, say the word one more time.

• 1:10:11Speaker 07

  Spell it out?

• 1:10:12Speaker 04

  Spell it out, see, okay, here, huh?

• 1:10:14Bobby Lee?

  Self-deprecating.

• 1:10:15Speaker 07

  She's such, she's such in mom, you're so in mom mode.

• 1:10:18Speaker 04

  I have to protect, I have to protect him.

• 1:10:19Speaker 07

  She's in mom mode, man.

• 1:10:20Speaker 02

  Say it again.

• 1:10:21Speaker 07

  Self-deprecating.

• 1:10:22Speaker 02

  Self-deprecated.

• 1:10:25Speaker 07

  He goes, you know? He's asking me if I know. I'm the one that said the word. He goes, you know?

• 1:10:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:30Speaker 02

  You know, say it one more time.

• 1:10:31Speaker 07

  Self-deprecating.

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:10:32Speaker 02

  Self-deprecated.

• 1:10:34Speaker 04

  Slowly, slowly. Ing, ing, ing.

• 1:10:36Bobby Lee?

  Say it now.

• 1:10:37Speaker 02

  Self...

• 1:10:38Speaker 04

  It's hard.

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  It's harder for them to get it.

• 1:10:41Speaker 02

  Dyslexia, man.

• 1:10:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:42Speaker 07

  You have dyslexia?

• 1:10:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. We're not making fun of your speech impediment, I'm sorry.

• 1:10:46Speaker 02

  No, the, okay. Self, say it again?

• 1:10:51Bobby Lee?

  No, we already said it fifteen times.

• 1:10:52Speaker 07

  It's written, buddy.

• 1:10:53Speaker 02

  Self-deprecated.

• 1:10:54Speaker 07

  Huh?

• 1:10:55Speaker 02

  Self-deprecating.

• 1:10:56Speaker 04

  Ing, ing, ing.

• 1:10:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.

• 1:10:58Speaker 07

  And then what did you want to know about it?

• 1:10:59Speaker 02

  The definition.

• 1:11:00Speaker 07

  The definition is, um, self-deprecating, so let's break it down.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you think, what do you think it might be?

• 1:11:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, me, you.

• 1:11:06Speaker 07

  To, to deprecate is to like, kind of like, uh, bring down, to, um, make fun of.

• 1:11:10Speaker 02

  Kind of like low self-esteem? If you have low self.

• 1:11:14Speaker 04

  But like in a performative way?

• 1:11:15Speaker 02

  Right?

• 1:11:16Bobby Lee?

  In a performative way, it's when a comic makes fun of themselves.

• 1:11:19Speaker 07

  Right.

• 1:11:19Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:11:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man.

• 1:11:21Speaker 02

  Low self-esteem, right?

• 1:11:23Speaker 07

  Yeah, but you can do self-deprecating humor without having low self-esteem.

• 1:11:26Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, thank you.

• 1:11:27Speaker 02

  Okay, okay.

• 1:11:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:28Speaker 02

  Now, I don't know, thanks, man.

• 1:11:29Speaker 07

  Yeah, no problem.

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  I think you do some self-deprecating humor.

• 1:11:31Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:11:32Speaker 02

  I do?

• 1:11:32Speaker 07

  Your stand-up? How long you been doing stand-up?

• 1:11:35Speaker 02

  Two, two years.

• 1:11:36Speaker 07

  Wow, man.

• 1:11:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:37Speaker 02

  With Ralph?

• 1:11:38Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:11:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:39Speaker 02

  I've been opening up for Ralph.

• 1:11:40Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  How many sho- shows did you shoot?

• 1:11:43Speaker 07

  Six.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  No, really?

• 1:11:44Speaker 07

  We did six, we shot, uh, five. But one of them was only like one camera, and then we shot four, like, full.

• 1:11:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And so.

• 1:11:52Speaker 07

  That's why I did it in Miami, because I wanted to do a lot of them.

• 1:11:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm doing four.

• 1:11:56Speaker 07

  Yeah, that's good.

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:58Speaker 07

  Dave Chappelle gave me advice.

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  What'd he say?

• 1:12:00Speaker 07

  Before.

• 1:12:00Bobby Lee?

  What'd he say?

• 1:12:01Speaker 07

  He said, make sure you talk to your, um, make sure you, you, he wanted me to make the room dark, the audience. Because he's like, he thinks people are a lot more comfortable to laugh, and it's really dark in the audience. Did you already shoot it?

• 1:12:12Bobby Lee?

  That's a good note, no, I did two weeks.

• 1:12:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:13Bobby Lee?

  That's a good note, make it dark.

• 1:12:15Speaker 07

  And then, um, the second thing he did, which I wish I would have done more of, but I was just like.

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  I'm not even gonna have a spotlight, I'm just gonna be dark on stage.

• 1:12:21Speaker 07

  That's great.

• 1:12:22Speaker 02

  Audio.

• 1:12:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:24Speaker 07

  No, but you should, after this, should they shoot the first one?

• 1:12:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:27Speaker 07

  You should go to Video Village.

• 1:12:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:30Speaker 07

  Meet with them.

• 1:12:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:31Speaker 07

  Look at the shots, and tell them which ones you like. Because they're gonna move the cameras around and you can be like, this one, I need for the all four.

• 1:12:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:41Speaker 07

  This shot. We had to dance around and pick different shows, cuz I like this specific shot, but we only got it on one show.

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:48Speaker 07

  Or we only got it on two shows. So make sure that you know what shots you're getting. I didn't do that and I wish I would've done that.

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I'm gonna do that. Go to Video Village.

• 1:12:56Speaker 07

  Sit down with them and do it.

• 1:12:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Was there a lot of, was there a camera? Cuz my director was like, well, we don't need a lot of audience shots.

• 1:13:03Speaker 07

  Yeah. You're, you're-

• 1:13:05Bobby Lee?

  Specials today don't have a lot of audience shots anymore. The response.

• 1:13:08Speaker 07

  He's not wrong, but I'll tell you why you want a little bit of audience shots is if you're gonna cut between one joke and another one, you need to go somewhere.

• 1:13:16Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 1:13:17Speaker 07

  So you can cut into a laugh and then come back into a different joke.

• 1:13:20Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 1:13:21Speaker 07

  So we did that a few times here where you see an audience shot, but what we're doing is, is we're trimming fat or taking something out.

• 1:13:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:26Speaker 07

  And you get that audience shot to like distract the people and then you go into something that's way later.

• 1:13:31Bobby Lee?

  So out of the five shot, um, cuz I'm just curious because I'm sure, out of the five shows that you shot, right? That, this is a bunch of different, you know what I mean?

• 1:13:39Speaker 07

  It's mostly one and four.

• 1:13:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, one and four?

• 1:13:42Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:13:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:13:43Speaker 07

  It's mostly one and four.

• 1:13:43Bobby Lee?

  Is there any three, a two and three in there?

• 1:13:45Speaker 07

  A little bit of two and three.

• 1:13:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like jokes.

• 1:13:48Speaker 07

  Yeah, there's a little bit of two and three in there.

• 1:13:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Cuz sometimes you say it different.

• 1:13:53Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 1:13:53Bobby Lee?

  In a weird way.

• 1:13:53Speaker 07

  Yeah, a hundred percent.

• 1:13:54Bobby Lee?

  Depending on the audience. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:55Speaker 07

  I'm excited for you, Bobby.

• 1:13:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:57Speaker 07

  And on behalf of comedians, I wanna tell you that we, we love you, man, and you are, you are really a, a-

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  You're representing New York?

• 1:14:04Speaker 07

  You're a force of good.

• 1:14:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:05Speaker 07

  You are, you are a platform for people to come on and talk about themselves and that's a nice thing that people do, you know? And, um, you're one of those people and it's, uh, it's an honor to be here on your show and, and I'm so happy for what you have done for this, um, interesting Latino here today.

• 1:14:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:20Speaker 07

  It's really nice.

• 1:14:21Bobby Lee?

  I've been supportive of a lot of people.

• 1:14:23Speaker 07

  You are.

• 1:14:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:24Speaker 07

  You're a supporter.

• 1:14:25Bobby Lee?

  I, I remember the first, do you remember the first time we met? I do.

• 1:14:29Speaker 07

  Um, with Shane?

• 1:14:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:32Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  At the Paramount? Was it at the Paramount or no?

• 1:14:34Speaker 07

  The Chelsea, I think.

• 1:14:35Bobby Lee?

  The Chelsea, yeah.

• 1:14:35Speaker 07

  The Gramercy.

• 1:14:36Bobby Lee?

  Gramercy.

• 1:14:36Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we were both backstage. I think we opened for him or no?

• 1:14:40Speaker 07

  Uh, I didn't go up. I just wanted to hang.

• 1:14:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you hung out.

• 1:14:42Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:14:42Bobby Lee?

  And you were out back there.

• 1:14:43Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:14:44Bobby Lee?

  Running around.

• 1:14:44Speaker 07

  And you were-

• 1:14:45Bobby Lee?

  Were you in SNL at the time or no?

• 1:14:46Speaker 07

  Um-

• 1:14:46Bobby Lee?

  I think you just got it on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, uh-

• 1:14:50Speaker 07

  You were being very nice. You told me that, um, but you also being a little bit gross. He gets a little gross. Little.

• 1:14:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:55Speaker 07

  When it's with a new person, he's like, I have fungus. And you're like, what? You know, um, do you remember when you-

• 1:15:01Bobby Lee?

  It's gone, it's gone.

• 1:15:02Speaker 07

  Oh, really?

• 1:15:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have no more foot fungus.

• 1:15:03Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you wanna see it or no?

• 1:15:05Speaker 07

  No, no, no.

• 1:15:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:15:06Speaker 07

  I just love how you decided to, you know, fix yourself after-

• 1:15:09Speaker 04

  Wait till the breakup and fix the fungus, yeah.

• 1:15:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I apologize about the foot fungus thing, you know what I mean? But you never saw the foot fungus, did you?

• 1:15:18Speaker 04

  I felt the foot fungus, remember?

• 1:15:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember, yeah. Let's talk about-

• 1:15:21Speaker 07

  And you used to do a lot of stuff, like you used to take it to her and stuff.

• 1:15:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:25Bobby Lee?

  Like smell this, like smell this.

• 1:15:26Speaker 07

  And you like to, and you, uh, you used to put, um, you used to put glue on your finger and then throw it off.

• 1:15:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't do that anymore.

• 1:15:32Speaker 07

  No?

• 1:15:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look at all the glue over there.

• 1:15:34Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 1:15:34Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:15:35Speaker 07

  Do you, you, do you ever eat it?

• 1:15:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I never eat the glue, no, no, no, no.

• 1:15:38Speaker 04

  Other stuff, yeah.

• 1:15:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what, what do you mean?

• 1:15:40Speaker 04

  I think you've been like a lifelong booger eater.

• 1:15:45Speaker 04

  Right? I thought, we've always talked about you guys, you and your brother are like lifelong booger eaters.

• 1:15:50Bobby Lee?

  Why, 'cause I know the flavor?

• 1:15:52Speaker 04

  No, I think there are-

• 1:15:53Bobby Lee?

  It's salty.

• 1:15:54Speaker 04

  I, it's like, it's very much like cute or handsome, you're a booger eater or not a booger eater, and you guys are booger eaters.

• 1:15:59Bobby Lee?

  I just, I, you know, I, I just, it's hard to believe that people haven't eaten their own boogers.

• 1:16:03Speaker 07

  No, it's not that you haven't, it's at, at, at some point in your life, it becomes concerning.

• 1:16:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:10Speaker 07

  It's not-

• 1:16:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I, I haven't eaten my burger, kinda be honest with you, in probably, let me just be, let's be, three weeks.

• 1:16:16Bobby Lee?

  There's a timetable? Yeah, I ate one burger three weeks ago, but before that, a year.

• 1:16:20Speaker 07

  By the way, when you say, "I haven't eaten a burger in,"

• 1:16:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:23Speaker 07

  And then the number is three, there's no, there's no amount of time that's okay.

• 1:16:28Bobby Lee?

  There isn't?

• 1:16:29Speaker 07

  Three, three years, it feels too soon. Three weeks.

• 1:16:31Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 1:16:32Speaker 07

  Doesn't matter.

• 1:16:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, my bad.

• 1:16:33Speaker 07

  Three decades?

• 1:16:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:34Speaker 07

  That's okay.

• 1:16:34Bobby Lee?

  That's good, okay.

• 1:16:35Speaker 07

  How old are you now?

• 1:16:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, fifty-four.

• 1:16:37Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 1:16:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. All right, uh, maybe cut that out then. Then I, can you cut that part out?

• 1:16:43Speaker 04

  What part?

• 1:16:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I can't. Did I eat boogers?

• 1:16:45Speaker 04

  Oh, you don't want that out there? It's been out there.

• 1:16:47Bobby Lee?

  It's weird.

• 1:16:48Speaker 07

  I will say-

• 1:16:49Bobby Lee?

  It's weird. People find out that I eat booger.

• 1:16:51Speaker 07

  It is weird, and I think what he's reacting to is the fact that you said the sentence, "lifelong booger eater." That was priceless.

• 1:16:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's harsh.

• 1:17:00Speaker 07

  It's harsh.

• 1:17:01Bobby Lee?

  Lifelong.

• 1:17:01Speaker 07

  It's harsh.

• 1:17:02Bobby Lee?

  Lifelong.

• 1:17:03Speaker 07

  Lifelong.

• 1:17:04Bobby Lee?

  A lot.

• 1:17:04Speaker 07

  And also it's coming from someone.

• 1:17:06Bobby Lee?

  Like I'm an NRA member. I'm a lifelong NRA.

• 1:17:10Speaker 07

  Hundred percent.

• 1:17:10Bobby Lee?

  You're like a gold star booger eater.

• 1:17:12Speaker 07

  If I say it, it's just banter. If she says it, it's like she studied it. Like she knows that it's a fact.

• 1:17:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:18Speaker 07

  She has research.

• 1:17:19Bobby Lee?

  Who's your favorite guest on SNL?

• 1:17:23Speaker 07

  You know, um, I think, um.

• 1:17:26Bobby Lee?

  Someone that you really, I, cause I'm sure you have a list of people that you didn't like, but, or that were kind of standoffish. But who was the guy that you were like?

• 1:17:33Speaker 07

  I can't be.

• 1:17:34Bobby Lee?

  That was great.

• 1:17:34Speaker 07

  I can't be hurt, you know?

• 1:17:36Bobby Lee?

  Bad Bunny?

• 1:17:37Speaker 07

  Bad Bunny was, is amazing. He's, him and Pedro Pascal changed my life.

• 1:17:41Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:17:42Speaker 07

  You know?

• 1:17:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:43Speaker 07

  When the sketches that I did with them about the protective mom, about the Latina mom and the whole thing. That was like, it's a before and after.

• 1:17:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:50Speaker 07

  After we did protective mom with Bad Bunny and Pedro, my best friend Santi who's here, I went to an after party. All, all my boys came and I walked into the after party and I saw them and I started crying. Cause it was like, this is, it's like from now on, it's like a different.

• 1:18:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:06Speaker 07

  You had a successful thing with two big stars.

• 1:18:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:08Speaker 07

  It's like.

• 1:18:09Bobby Lee?

  How exciting.

• 1:18:10Speaker 07

  It changed my whole life.

• 1:18:11Bobby Lee?

  How exciting.

• 1:18:11Speaker 07

  It really, I'll never forget it. I said, and, and, and, uh, yeah, yeah, I, yeah.

• 1:18:16Speaker 02

  I just saw that clip too. Ariana Grande.

• 1:18:19Speaker 07

  Oh yeah, the dancing one.

• 1:18:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:21Speaker 07

  Dude, they're amazing. The, the people that were child stars, they're amazing at SNL. They just, they, they read so well and.

• 1:18:29Bobby Lee?

  Like Ariana.

• 1:18:30Speaker 07

  Ariana, like Sabrina.

• 1:18:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:31Speaker 07

  Keenan is another one that is just unreal at the table.

• 1:18:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. This is amazing.

• 1:18:36Speaker 07

  Yeah, this guy.

• 1:18:37Bobby Lee?

  This is amazing. Look at this guy. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:38Speaker 07

  And Ariana came up with the idea for the pants and then she does this move.

• 1:18:42Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:18:43Speaker 07

  And that's unreal.

• 1:18:43Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:18:44Speaker 07

  Come on.

• 1:18:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:18:45Speaker 07

  She said, we need to wear the same shoes. We need to wear big pants.

• 1:18:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:49Speaker 07

  She's fun, she's got ideas.

• 1:18:50Bobby Lee?

  She's nice, right?

• 1:18:51Speaker 07

  Yeah, very nice.

• 1:18:52Bobby Lee?

  She seems very nice.

• 1:18:53Speaker 07

  Very sweet.

• 1:18:53Bobby Lee?

  Did you see any of The Wicked?

• 1:18:55Speaker 07

  You know, I don't, I, I, I don't watch a lot of-

• 1:18:56Bobby Lee?

  I neither.

• 1:18:58Speaker 07

  I don't watch a lot of them, I don't watch a lot of movies.

• 1:19:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh.

• 1:19:01Speaker 07

  I watched Pluribus, you saw Pluribus?

• 1:19:03Bobby Lee?

  I saw the, I finished it.

• 1:19:04Speaker 07

  Oh my god.

• 1:19:04Bobby Lee?

  Did you finish it?

• 1:19:05Speaker 07

  I haven't finished it. Actually, did, I did, I did, I did.

• 1:19:06Bobby Lee?

  I finished it, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:07Speaker 07

  I mean, that's far. You watching this?

• 1:19:09Speaker 04

  Haven't yet.

• 1:19:10Speaker 07

  You're a mother, you take care of a baby.

• 1:19:11Speaker 04

  I am watching, finishing up Task, I know I'm really behind.

• 1:19:14Speaker 07

  Which one?

• 1:19:15Bobby Lee?

  Task.

• 1:19:15Speaker 07

  Ca- Task. Task.

• 1:19:17Speaker 04

  Mark Ruffalo.

• 1:19:18Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 1:19:18Speaker 07

  You don't know?

• 1:19:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me neither.

• 1:19:19Speaker 07

  But Pluribus, I mean, what a show.

• 1:19:21Bobby Lee?

  Great, great, great.

• 1:19:22Speaker 04

  But I hear the second season isn't for like another couple of years.

• 1:19:25Speaker 07

  Huh?

• 1:19:26Speaker 04

  For Pluribus, I hear the second season's not for a couple of years.

• 1:19:28Speaker 07

  I know, it's like one of those Severance type things, it's too crazy to make.

• 1:19:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:32Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:33Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, wait, he has, he has, he has got, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:36Speaker 07

  Are you serious?

• 1:19:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:37Speaker 07

  No!

• 1:19:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:38Speaker 00

  Boss lady.

• 1:19:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so anyway, um-

• 1:19:40Speaker 07

  How long have we been doing it?

• 1:19:42Speaker 00

  Only an hour fifteen?

• 1:19:43Speaker 07

  Oh my god, it's good, you do a short one and then I'll be back.

• 1:19:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you come back.

• 1:19:46Speaker 07

  I'll be back for you.

• 1:19:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:48Speaker 07

  I love you, man.

• 1:19:48Bobby Lee?

  All right, give Marcello a round of applause, everybody.

• 1:19:50Speaker 07

  Oh my god, thank you.

• 1:19:51Speaker 00

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