Sam Morril's Guide to NYC!

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Sam Morril! You know Sam Morril from stand up comedy, We Might Be Drunk, The Joe Rogan Experience, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, Stavvy's World, Bein' Ian with Jordan Podcast, Chrissy Chaos, Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade, That's My Time with David Letterman and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Watch AMERICAN GARBAGE: https://youtu.be/77zGwlLffWk?si=6E9dBr63JY7HgP9t AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Butcher Box: Go to https://ButcherBox.com/GARBAGE to get $20 off your first box, plus your choice of free ribeye, new york strip, or filet mignon in every box for a year — with free shipping always. Promo Code: GARBAGE Fabletics: Shop now at https://Fabletics.com/GARBAGE to get 70–80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP. Take a quick style quiz and be sure to select GARBAGE when prompted to unlock this offer. Wayfair: Join Wayfair Rewards today and get five percent back on every purchase. Head to https://Wayfair.com or shop the Wayfair app for all things home. Square: Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at https://square.com/go/garbage! Promo Code: GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00H. Foley?

  Stop the presses, gang. The American Garbage Special is out on YouTube right now. Numbers are cooking. We thank everybody for their support. Keep sharing it. Keep telling everybody about it. We love you.

• 0:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, and if you liked what you saw, we are on tour right now. We're gonna be in Appleton, Wisconsin, San Jose, San Diego, Tacoma, Atlanta, Philly.

• 0:18H. Foley?

  Hello.

• 0:18Speaker 01

  Springfield, Fort Wayne, Connecticut, Arizona, Phoenix, Arizona, uh, Timonium, Maryland, Milwaukee, Chicago, Cincinnati, Columbus. All tickets available at areyougarbage.com. If you got a garbage question, come out and see the boys.

• 0:30H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 0:31Speaker 02

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:50H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:56Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 0:57H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that they're good to be classy.

• 1:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01H. Foley?

  But they're just a big old piece of trash.

• 1:03Speaker 01

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 1:04H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Toady's in the new addition. She's in the garage doing some chin-ups.

• 1:11Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:12H. Foley?

  Not the pull-ups like last time, but the chin-ups. She's really getting it in there.

• 1:16Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:16H. Foley?

  Okay, Kevin.

• 1:17Speaker 01

  I got repurposed.

• 1:19H. Foley?

  Got me on that one. My co's coming in from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage. He's an international businessman, and thank God, my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody. Hey, buddy.

• 1:32Speaker 01

  What's up, pal? How are you? You really, you really know how to lay it all thick there, Hank. Uh, guys, first of all, thanks for tuning in. As always, just make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify, and the boys are climbing the freaking charts. Top 25?

• 1:47H. Foley?

  We're in there somewhere.

• 1:48Speaker 01

  We're in there. We're in a mix.

• 1:49H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:50Speaker 01

  You know, then obviously the greatest website of all time, we're top 10 on that. www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang.

• 1:57H. Foley?

  Yes, sir. And gang, we couldn't be more excited of our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest, back with us again today.

• 2:03Speaker 01

  Oh, gee.

• 2:03H. Foley?

  He's basically family at this point.

• 2:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:05H. Foley?

  You know what I mean? We do his pods, he does our pods, we hang out, we talk, we talk comedy. He's one of the best. One of the best stand-up comedians working today. You can hear him every week on his amazing podcast, We Might Be Drunk. He has a brand-new Netflix special out this Tuesday entitled Incorrect. Truly. One of the best joke writers out there. Give it up for Sam Morril, everybody.

• 2:24Speaker 03

  Thanks.

• 2:24H. Foley?

  How about that, Sammy?

• 2:26Speaker 03

  Holy shit. And you nailed every, every point of that with him that was heavy out of the gate.

• 2:31Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 2:31Speaker 03

  It's beautiful.

• 2:32Speaker 01

  Coming in, baby.

• 2:33H. Foley?

  That's about it. That's about it.

• 2:34Speaker 01

  He then throws it in cruise control for a little while. We, we just replace him with AI for the rest of the show. It's just me and you.

• 2:41Speaker 03

  Are you worried about AI?

• 2:43Speaker 01

  No.

• 2:43H. Foley?

  What?

• 2:44Speaker 03

  Not at all?

• 2:45Speaker 01

  Well, first of all, he's got bigger problems. He's got fucking this afternoon problems.

• 2:49H. Foley?

  Unless he's gonna start doing coke and getting escorts. I have no, no trouble with the gentleman at all.

• 2:53Speaker 03

  You're worried about HF. You're not, uh, no, AI, man. I'm fucking, I'm getting there.

• 2:57H. Foley?

  What do you mean? Like wiping us out?

• 2:59Speaker 03

  That's what they're saying.

• 3:00H. Foley?

  Well, yeah, it's gonna wipe us out.

• 3:01Speaker 03

  Well, they said 10% chance of wipeout.

• 3:04H. Foley?

  One guy said that.

• 3:05Speaker 03

  A few people said 10%.

• 3:06H. Foley?

  I heard he was Junior Man on the account.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  And then we're gonna cut, uh, let's cut to an ad break here. Anthropic. This is brought to you by Claude.

• 3:13Speaker 01

  By flock cameras.

• 3:14Speaker 03

  No, 10% is, is fucking high, though, dude. And it's like, you know, like if you told me I had a 10% chance of banging Sydney Sweeney, I'd be like, alright.

• 3:21Speaker 01

  That's pretty good, dude. I'd bet the house on that there.

• 3:24Speaker 03

  So, so if you tell me 10% chance of extinction, I don't love it.

• 3:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's a good point.

• 3:28H. Foley?

  How does it make us extinct? Huh? What's it gonna do?

• 3:31Speaker 03

  They band together, I think.

• 3:32H. Foley?

  Call through the servers and get us?

• 3:33Speaker 03

  Nukes, probably.

• 3:34H. Foley?

  Set the nukes off?

• 3:36Speaker 01

  Did you see that one? They were interviewing it. It was like, uh, you know, it was like a woman, and then midway, it was speaking English, and midway through it switched to Chinese.

• 3:43H. Foley?

  Wait, it's an AI?

• 3:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was like a robot or whatever, doing a-

• 3:47Speaker 03

  I've had that happen with my friends who are drunk, so.

• 3:49Speaker 01

  Oompa Woompaow. Uh, yeah, midway through it started speaking Chinese. That could also be AI. I don't know.

• 3:55H. Foley?

  Or it could be a glitch, something.

• 3:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I don't want it switching to Mandarin. That's fucking, that ain't good for, that ain't good for the boys in the fucking 48 kinda, you know?

• 4:04Speaker 03

  What they all say is like, right now, AI needs us, but it's gonna be a point where it's like, superintelligence and we're, and we're in trouble.

• 4:10H. Foley?

  But it's still just on a little computer grid. How's it gonna get out?

• 4:13Speaker 01

  Listen, no one's asking you to defend it. He always does that. He's like, well, here-

• 4:19H. Foley?

  The helicopter lands. Mr. Foley, we're from the Pentagon. We need you right away. I'll be right there, fellas.

• 4:24Speaker 01

  We need you to fuck this thing up. Hey, go talk to AI and have it kill itself after an hour.

• 4:29H. Foley?

  I got chopped on the way. Is that okay? Can I bring my buddy Ryan D?

• 4:33Speaker 03

  We had a good run.

• 4:33Speaker 01

  Well, yeah. But I heard too, a lot of this, and this could be, uh, this could all be spin. We're gonna be in the spin zone right now. This is political as we get, by the way. Um, I'm already out of my element. Um, I heard it's all to drum up buzz so they can pass good legis, strict legislation.

• 4:50Speaker 03

  That'd be great, right?

• 4:51Speaker 01

  And then Obama, or somebody came out and said that. Again, I'm making this up.

• 4:54H. Foley?

  Obama?

• 4:55Speaker 01

  I don't know what the fuck I'm talking. That's what he did. He made something nice on X.

• 4:58H. Foley?

  Goddamn man, Dami.

• 5:00Speaker 01

  I do blame on Dami for most of this. The rent's too goddamn high. Uh, gosh.

• 5:06H. Foley?

  Yeah. That's the last thing I gotta worry about. But I see what you're saying.

• 5:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:11H. Foley?

  But I always say, if, if we're all gonna go, we'll go, all go together.

• 5:16Speaker 03

  And maybe it'll, maybe we become cool with China over this shit, right? We all have to worry about, uh, you know?

• 5:22H. Foley?

  What, us fighting an AI war? Us and China fighting an AI war against AI together?

• 5:27Speaker 03

  Maybe this is like Avengers Endgame, and it's like when Loki had to work with everyone else, you know?

• 5:30H. Foley?

  But who would you be shooting at if, if we went to war with AI?

• 5:33Speaker 01

  The laptops. These things gotta go. What are you talking at? Get that IBM out of here.

• 5:39H. Foley?

  Would they make their own robots to hunt us down, like Skynet?

• 5:40Speaker 03

  I don't know. I don't think so.

• 5:42Speaker 01

  You're asking him like he's actually got the answer.

• 5:44Speaker 03

  No, I, I heard a couple pods.

• 5:46Speaker 01

  He was just a Copenhagen.

• 5:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was, I was, I was, I loved it, dude.

• 5:49H. Foley?

  Stockholm.

• 5:50Speaker 03

  Copenhagen, oh, Stockholm. Copenhagen's beautiful. I, I did a bunch of bits there, dude. I did a joke about, uh, making fun of, uh, pedophiles, and it got like zero. And I come offstage, I see the promoter, I was like, what the hell was that? And he goes, the age of consent here is 15. So, and I was like, that's fucking insane. He goes, yeah, and they're, they're trying to make it younger. I was like, who's they?

• 6:10H. Foley?

  Who are these people?

• 6:11Speaker 01

  One guy, one guy Billy over here.

• 6:13Speaker 03

  What are these meetings?

• 6:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:15Speaker 03

  Someone showing up like, we can't wait till ninth grade, dude. This is crazy.

• 6:17Speaker 01

  Shit.

• 6:18Speaker 03

  No, Copenhagen, beautiful place, though.

• 6:20Speaker 01

  Geez.

• 6:21Speaker 03

  And lax. And lax as hell, yeah. Hey, what happens in Copenhagen stays in Copenhagen.

• 6:26Speaker 01

  Two tickets to Copenhagen, please.

• 6:27H. Foley?

  That's the day you're leaving. You're like, what the fuck? You tell me this now?

• 6:30Speaker 01

  I can't change my flight.

• 6:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, great city, uh, Stockholm, great city, man. I was all over Europe. It was awesome, man.

• 6:37H. Foley?

  Does his thing.

• 6:37Speaker 01

  Very good.

• 6:38H. Foley?

  New special?

• 6:39Speaker 03

  New special.

• 6:39H. Foley?

  Netflix, Incorrect?

• 6:40Speaker 03

  I'm working on it. Yeah, working on the new, man. It's, you know, you know the grind.

• 6:43Speaker 01

  Guys constantly, you're one of those guys that you'll bump into at the cellar, and you're like, eh, you're like, you're in like, uh, Seinfeld always kinda says it, you're in like, uh, you're going to work with your fucking toolbox. Like, you're like, you're not just like, what's up, having it? You're like, I'm sure at the end and after everything, but you're like, you can, you see, you're in do and set mode, for sure. You gotta be, yeah.

• 7:05Speaker 03

  You gotta build the new act. You gotta have something to take on the road, you know? I, I only feel good if I leave with a, a new bit. So, I need some, and it's like, it's like laying bricks, man. Just like, one at a time, you finally, you got your thing. But I, I love it.

• 7:16Speaker 01

  I love it.

• 7:17Speaker 03

  I still, I still get really excited when a new joke works.

• 7:20Speaker 01

  That's the, that's the drug that keeps you coming back, baby.

• 7:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, and that's the only drug, Foley. No more drugs.

• 7:26H. Foley?

  I'm with you, Sammy. So, they're back from Stockholm, Hagen.

• 7:30Speaker 01

  What's their GO policy there? Um, what, uh, speaking of tour, what's on the rider? What's on the current rider?

• 7:38Speaker 03

  I, it's a, I don't have a good rider, cause Veder, Gary Veder opens for me, and he really helps with the rider. Cause he's the one who's like, got this, he's got the palette where he's like, we have to hit this place, we have to go to this restaurant.

• 7:48Speaker 01

  Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:49Speaker 03

  So, uh, it's a lot of stuff I don't like, actually.

• 7:52Speaker 01

  It's just stuff Gary's taking home. I need Pampers for the kids. Some baby wipes.

• 7:56H. Foley?

  Q-tips.

• 7:58Speaker 01

  Three pacifiers.

• 8:00Speaker 03

  It's, uh, like mixed nuts and dried mangoes, which I don't like because, because you get on stage, it's like in your teeth.

• 8:07H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 8:08Speaker 03

  So, I don't like it.

• 8:08H. Foley?

  You're talking about the mango in the mixed dried, in?

• 8:10Speaker 03

  No, no, no, separately.

• 8:11Speaker 01

  Like the packs, like the vacuum seal.

• 8:13Speaker 03

  I do, I do like those a lot. They make you gassy, though.

• 8:15H. Foley?

  What?

• 8:16Speaker 03

  Dried mangoes.

• 8:16H. Foley?

  Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. They're from, uh, Trader Joe's has them. They're sugar ones.

• 8:20Speaker 03

  The chili ones, dude. The chili ones.

• 8:22H. Foley?

  They're alright.

• 8:24Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, so those are in there. It used, it's got my whiskey in there. I got my own whiskey in there. I got vermouth, I got, uh, the cherries and some bitters to make a Manhattan after the show.

• 8:33Speaker 01

  Very nice. Well, you always do it, or will you pass on some?

• 8:36Speaker 03

  This weekend, I didn't really do it. But if I'm doing like a long tour, yeah, I'll, first few days, you're good, and then you're just like, you're like, alright, let's start drinking, you know? It goes from like one to two, and then by the end, you're like, I'm fucking, I'm hammered. So, uh-

• 8:47Speaker 01

  Shout out to a Manhattan.

• 8:48Speaker 03

  It builds, yeah. I love it. Yeah, I remember you told me your fam, that was your thing, yeah.

• 8:53Speaker 01

  That's it. It's why, we have two saying, they call them loudmouth soup, and, uh, two, two-

• 8:59H. Foley?

  Punching your cousin.

• 9:00Speaker 01

  Yeah. Two's not enough and three's too many, and there's never been such a specific true-

• 9:06Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. What I was gonna say about martinis, they're like tits, you know?

• 9:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:09Speaker 03

  One's not enough, three's too many. You want two. But I, I love, uh, yeah, I love Manhattan, so there's that in there. And then it's just like seltzers and shit. It's pretty boring.

• 9:17Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 9:18Speaker 03

  I'm trying to think what else. Oh, I think Veder threw a fruit plate in there, so there's some fruit.

• 9:21Speaker 01

  Ooh, guys getting after it on the road.

• 9:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's boring.

• 9:24H. Foley?

  Um, the fall's coming up. Anything folly that you like, like that you're into?

• 9:29Speaker 03

  The fall? I mean, yeah, New York in the fall is fucking incredible.

• 9:32H. Foley?

  I'm not talking about strolling through our writer's row. I'm talking about like, eating the, eating the caramel dip with a spoon out of the-

• 9:39Speaker 03

  Ooh, like things to do when you're in the fall?

• 9:41H. Foley?

  No, like trashy fall flavors.

• 9:45Speaker 03

  Ooh, I mean pumpkins.

• 9:46Speaker 01

  Are you a pumpkin spice guy?

• 9:47Speaker 03

  No, a coffee shop? God, no. But like, I love a pumpkin pie.

• 9:50H. Foley?

  That's a definite yes.

• 9:51Speaker 01

  Uh, that's a, what? No, I don't touch yours. She said she was 16. I don't know that.

• 9:56Speaker 03

  I experimented in college a couple of times, but, no, I, I don't, no, I don't like sweet coffee drinks. I like, I, I don't, I think sweetening your coffee is weird.

• 10:03Speaker 01

  Are you?

• 10:04Speaker 03

  I judge, I think a coffee drinker who's sweet, like, milk is fine, but once you're putting sugar in there, I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?

• 10:09Speaker 01

  Really? Great, I like this.

• 10:10H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 10:11Speaker 03

  I think, I think black or a little bit of milk in coffee, sweeten it. You don't like coffee? Get a fucking Yoohoo. You know? Like, what are you doing?

• 10:18Speaker 01

  I agree. Okay, so what, you're a coffee drinker. What's the, do you, are you making it at home? If so, how you making it? Are you buying it out? You buying it local? What do you, what's the?

• 10:25Speaker 03

  I'll make it. I'll do, I, I like the ritual of making your own coffee, but yeah, I'll, I'll grab a coffee on the street too. It gets you out of the house.

• 10:31Speaker 01

  You got a French press, or you got a Keurig? What are you doing at the house?

• 10:33Speaker 03

  I got like, uh, it's like a Cuisinart thing. It's like grind and brew, so it just slides in. It's not that expensive. It's pretty good.

• 10:39H. Foley?

  Are you in the same spot you've been for a while? You, you moved somewhat recently, didn't you?

• 10:43Speaker 03

  I moved in my building, just on a higher floor. Yeah, Mateo Lane's in the, uh, in the old one.

• 10:49H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 10:49Speaker 03

  So he's in, my neighbor's Mateo Lane. He's my bottom.

• 10:52Speaker 01

  Shout out Mateo.

• 10:53Speaker 03

  My gay neighbor dude, it's fun.

• 10:54H. Foley?

  Okay. One bedroom, two bedroom?

• 10:56Speaker 03

  It's a three.

• 10:57H. Foley?

  Ooh.

• 10:58Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's weirdly shaped though, so it's not like a real three, but it's like, it's, it's nice, a good spot.

• 11:04H. Foley?

  You own this and you rent it?

• 11:05Speaker 03

  I, I own it.

• 11:08Speaker 01

  Good for you, he owns a piece of the rock.

• 11:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:10Speaker 01

  He's a Manhattan kid.

• 11:11Speaker 03

  I, I, yeah, I love, I love where I live.

• 11:13Speaker 01

  That's great.

• 11:13H. Foley?

  Three bedroom.

• 11:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:15Speaker 01

  That's a very New York kid, if you grow up in New York, you're like, I love you. As a New Yorker, you have to love where you live. Like, when you find a place that you love, you're like, this is, it's your whole identity, because it's so hard to find a place you love in New York.

• 11:28Speaker 03

  I'm obsessed. That was like the main thing, like, that's the thing I care about, is like, having a place and not even know, because you know, you're on the road so much that when you're, you're like, I just want a place I can like, enjoy when I'm home. But then, you know, some people you see fall in the trap, they like their home too much, that they're like, I feel like I worked the hardest when I hated where I lived.

• 11:44Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 11:45H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 11:45Speaker 03

  When you have roommates you don't like, and you're just like, ugh, I don't want to go there. You're just getting hammered at the cellar till like, 4am, and you're like, I guess I'll go home now.

• 11:53Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 11:53Speaker 03

  But yeah, when you, when you like home, it makes you, I remember Ali Wong, like, way back in the day, said to me, I was a super young comic, and she said, "Don't get a girlfriend." And I was like, "What, what do you mean?" She's like, "You're gonna be tempted to do like Netflix in sweatpants." You know, and I get it, I get that, you know. And then she got divorced, I guess, I don't know, but.

• 12:11H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 12:12Speaker 03

  But she's a machine, she's always putting out new stuff, you know.

• 12:15H. Foley?

  So you're gonna be there for a while?

• 12:17Speaker 03

  I, yeah, I don't, I don't see moving anytime soon, no.

• 12:21H. Foley?

  Very nice. Do you have coffee at the house?

• 12:23Speaker 03

  I like coffee.

• 12:24Speaker 01

  What's in the, on the kitchen, what appliances are out, what, what appliances live on the counter?

• 12:29Speaker 03

  Toaster for sure, gotta make a, a good sandwich.

• 12:32Speaker 01

  Do toaster oven or proper toaster?

• 12:34Speaker 03

  Like the pop-out, the old school one.

• 12:35Speaker 01

  You got a two or a four?

• 12:37Speaker 03

  The two.

• 12:37Speaker 01

  Two. You hear that Netflix?

• 12:43Speaker 03

  What else?

• 12:44H. Foley?

  What's the countertop, by the way?

• 12:46Speaker 03

  What's on it?

• 12:46H. Foley?

  No, what is it? What's it made of?

• 12:48Speaker 03

  I actually don't even know.

• 12:49H. Foley?

  Is it granite?

• 12:50Speaker 03

  I don't know. I don't know what it's made of, I can't picture it right now. Is that weird?

• 12:54H. Foley?

  No.

• 12:55Speaker 03

  It's a little. Uh, maybe it is, maybe it's gran, I don't know.

• 12:59H. Foley?

  Okay, granite, it's not Formica, is it?

• 13:01Speaker 01

  It's not wood.

• 13:02Speaker 03

  It's not wood, no, no. Yeah, I guess it's granite. It's a.

• 13:04Speaker 01

  It's an earthly stone.

• 13:05Speaker 03

  It's, it's, it's a stone. Yeah, if I cracked my head in it, it'd be trouble.

• 13:10Speaker 01

  That's where he goes.

• 13:11Speaker 03

  So, uh, yeah, I'm trying to think what else is on there, I got a coffee maker.

• 13:17Speaker 03

  What else? That might be it, coffee maker, toaster.

• 13:19Speaker 01

  Bare bones, okay.

• 13:21H. Foley?

  You have under lighting underneath the cabinets, like that shine on the, on the countertop?

• 13:24Speaker 03

  I think there's a little, yeah. There's a little under lighting.

• 13:26H. Foley?

  Recession lighting.

• 13:27Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 13:29Speaker 03

  You guys know my place better than I do, I think.

• 13:31Speaker 01

  Why don't we go, why don't we go do the podcast there?

• 13:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:34Speaker 01

  Huh, okay. You got a pepper grinder or a regular pepper shaker?

• 13:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, just a regular.

• 13:40H. Foley?

  Nothing automatic?

• 13:42Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 13:42H. Foley?

  What's the ice situation in the house?

• 13:44Speaker 03

  I have like the, the whiskey cubes. I put those in like anything, seltzer.

• 13:49H. Foley?

  I respect it.

• 13:49Speaker 03

  Just a big cube.

• 13:50H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 13:50Speaker 03

  Although you know what I really like? I like those, uh, I like the little cubes.

• 13:55H. Foley?

  I like the little cubes too.

• 13:56Speaker 03

  The crunchy ones, like the ones you get in like, like not quite a slushy, but like, I love, I want to figure that out at some point.

• 14:01Speaker 01

  You can, oh no, the Sonic does it, you can get the Sonic ice, as like, uh, who was it, Heather McMahon has the standalone. That's so funny, she said, she DM'd us afterward, she's like, "Of all the pods and appearances and things I've done, I've never received more DMs or comments or messages about my ice maker that sits on the counter."

• 14:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, I just do the whiskey.

• 14:21Speaker 01

  It's like a couple hundred bucks, I think, you can get on Amazon.

• 14:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:24H. Foley?

  Even the little tiny balls that you can get. There's all different kinds of, uh.

• 14:28Speaker 03

  But the balls never come out right.

• 14:29H. Foley?

  Nah.

• 14:29Speaker 03

  There's always, there was a little, like, not quite a shape. Yeah, I don't, I don't, I never did it right.

• 14:34H. Foley?

  When I was a kid, I got a, like, it was, wasn't a Spencer's, but it was something like that, where you got an ice tray that was little footballs.

• 14:42Speaker 03

  That's pretty fucking cool.

• 14:44H. Foley?

  Fucking awesome.

• 14:45Speaker 03

  I do like that.

• 14:46H. Foley?

  It was so cool.

• 14:47Speaker 03

  Damn. Are you, you're, I mean, I was in Nashville all weekend, dude, the fucking birds travel.

• 14:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:53Speaker 03

  They travel like I've never seen.

• 14:56Speaker 01

  Dude, I watched, it's so funny you bring that up, I saw, uh, I saw a video of a dad talking to his son, he's like, "Well, we're not gonna be home for the game on Saturday, can't time for something." He's like, "Yeah, I know," and the kid was like, you know, upset. And he's like, "Because we're gonna be in Nashville," and the kid's like, "You what?" I'm like, "You're going to a fucking, you're crying over a regular season game in Tennessee."

• 15:16Speaker 03

  Dude, but I.

• 15:16Speaker 01

  It's crazy, dude.

• 15:17Speaker 03

  I was talking to them.

• 15:18Speaker 01

  I know, but it's just like.

• 15:19Speaker 03

  I talked to the city, he goes, "The only people that travel as well as the Eagles fans are the Packers fans." But I, this is how well the Eagles fans travel, I have a joke where I say, uh, I was, I was about to sleep with a girl, she takes her top off, and there's an eagle tattooed in her chest, and I, I say, "Oh boy," and she's like.

• 15:34Speaker 01

  You slept with my mom?

• 15:36Speaker 03

  But I said, I said, "Oh boy," and she said, "What?" I was like, "I didn't know I was gonna fuck Conor McGregor tonight." You know, that's the joke, but I do that joke in Nashville, and someone yells out in the middle, "Go Birds!"

• 15:45Speaker 01

  Go Birds!

• 15:46Speaker 03

  I'm like, "All right," I didn't, it happened like three shows. I'm like, "You don't expect that shit to happen in Nashville."

• 15:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, three for three.

• 15:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's, um.

• 15:55Speaker 03

  But they, uh, yeah, no, they travel, man.

• 15:57Speaker 01

  There's a very dirtbag thing of, you know, you say it happens, even like if I'm in the city here, and I'm like, "I'm from Philly or something," like onstage, someone, "Gay Birds!" Or like, they try to G-check, you're like, "Where from? What street?" And you're like, "All right, we can do this afterwards," you know. Huh.

• 16:10H. Foley?

  Sammy, you watch TV with the closed captionings on?

• 16:13Speaker 03

  Sometimes. If it's a, if it's like a, if it's a British show or an Irish show, you better believe I do.

• 16:19H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 16:19Speaker 03

  You got to. I can't, like, I'm not gonna watch Peaky Blinders without that shit on.

• 16:24H. Foley?

  And I'll be honest with you, is that classy or trashy?

• 16:26Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 16:27H. Foley?

  Kevin?

• 16:27Speaker 01

  I don't know, you're asking the question, I never, I gotta be honest, I never really understood it.

• 16:31Speaker 03

  Do you do the captions? Sometimes, I don't do it if I'm trying to go to bed.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  Cause then you're too engaged.

• 16:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think it's, well, I think it's the, the looking at the screen reading, yeah, it's like, yeah, it fucks you up.

• 16:40Speaker 01

  Uh, it stays on, my, my wife, English is her second language, so it stays on.

• 16:44Speaker 03

  Mail order.

• 16:45H. Foley?

  You got a TV in the bedroom?

• 16:46Speaker 03

  I do.

• 16:47H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 16:48Speaker 01

  Big, like a big guy? Not, not too crazy.

• 16:50H. Foley?

  King size bed?

• 16:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:52H. Foley?

  God, very nice.

• 16:54Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 16:55H. Foley?

  Okay, Sammy's doing all right. How many bathrooms are in this joint?

• 16:58Speaker 01

  Two.

• 16:58Speaker 03

  Two and a half.

• 16:59H. Foley?

  Two and a half?

• 17:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:01Speaker 01

  Is there a tub and a shower?

• 17:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:04Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 17:04Speaker 03

  But my, but my shower thing sucks, it's like a shitty ass curtain that like keeps coming unhooked, I don't like it.

• 17:10Speaker 01

  Yeah. Are you ever gonna fix that? Probably not, yeah.

• 17:12H. Foley?

  Well, you can, that's an easy fix.

• 17:13Speaker 03

  I'm just gonna complain about it forever.

• 17:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, of course. That's what you do, I got you. Uh, have you ever gone to a high school reunion?

• 17:19Speaker 03

  No.

• 17:20H. Foley?

  Would you?

• 17:21Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 17:22H. Foley?

  Would you come to mine?

• 17:24Speaker 01

  I told people I know you.

• 17:25Speaker 03

  I'll go and I'll hold hands with you, dude.

• 17:28Speaker 01

  I'm, apparently Foley's dating Sam.

• 17:32H. Foley?

  Worked out for me, eh, guys? Three bedroom.

• 17:37Speaker 01

  Uh, when was the last time you were on a boat?

• 17:40Speaker 03

  Oh, that's a good question. Uh, I did a ferry, I think, in, whoa, okay, I did a, I did a private in Corfou.

• 17:48Speaker 01

  Where's Corfou? I don't even know what the fuck that is.

• 17:51Speaker 03

  It's in an island, uh, in Greece.

• 17:54Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 17:55H. Foley?

  You was in a private?

• 17:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, I bombed so hard.

• 17:57H. Foley?

  They flew you out there?

• 17:58Speaker 03

  It was crazy, yeah, they flew me out there.

• 18:01Speaker 01

  This was, whoa, a lush, green Greek island in the Looney and Sea.

• 18:06Speaker 03

  Look, I've never flown so far to do so badly onstage in my life. It was, I was bombing so hard at this guy's private event, that.

• 18:14Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 18:14Speaker 03

  I brought my girlfriend with me, and she's at the bar, like, she's panicking, seeing how hard I'm bombing.

• 18:19Speaker 01

  She's lighting you?

• 18:19Speaker 03

  So she starts, she starts going, "Haha, haha," she's laughing, and like fake laughing to try to give me momentum, but she's not giving me momentum, they're just looking at her like, "Who the fuck is this crazy lady?" Laughing. But, yeah, I bombed so hard, but yeah, we, while I was there, the next day after I'm bombing, I'm thinking like, we gotta do something to get the stench of that set off me, so yeah, I rented like a little boat, and it was, it was dirt cheap to rent, and you just drive it, just drove it around, it was great.

• 18:43Speaker 01

  You drove?

• 18:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:44H. Foley?

  How many people are at something like that? How many people were in the audience for this?

• 18:47Speaker 03

  Sixty, I'd say three cracked a smile.

• 18:50H. Foley?

  So sixty people?

• 18:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:52H. Foley?

  So this guy, what was it, uh?

• 18:53Speaker 01

  Probably a little IDA.

• 18:55Speaker 03

  A guy's sixty, uh, six-year-old, uh, birthday party, his kids were fans, not him.

• 19:00H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 19:01Speaker 03

  So they booked me, and the kids were dying during my set, the three kids, but everyone else was like, "What the fuck is this?" And I'm doing, and I'm like, I had to be like, at some point, like, I'm aware this isn't go, I had all these jokes in my head, like, ready to roast the guy, and I had to just not do any of those, because it was going so bad, like, you gotta have some goodwill to roast.

• 19:18H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 19:18Speaker 01

  Were they American and vacationing there?

• 19:20Speaker 03

  Russians.

• 19:21Speaker 01

  They were.

• 19:22Speaker 03

  But they were like, interesting Russians, where it was like, uh, they were like, not allowed back in Russia, I don't think.

• 19:27Speaker 01

  I know, I grew up with a couple of those guys.

• 19:29Speaker 03

  Like, they, they, you know, criticized the government, so, yeah.

• 19:32H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 19:33Speaker 03

  It was a weird gig.

• 19:34Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 19:35Speaker 03

  So that was the last time I was on a boat.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  Oh, Jesus Christ.

• 19:38Speaker 03

  Uh, and I'm trying to think of any, yeah, I'm not a, I'm not a huge boat guy, but yeah, if you're in a fucking place like that, you gotta, you gotta give it a, take it for a, it's like going to Copenhagen and not, no, never mind. Never mind.

• 19:48Speaker 01

  I'm sexually a seventeen-year-old, what, what am I, nuts?

• 19:50H. Foley?

  When's the last time you had a trivia night?

• 19:52Speaker 03

  Trivia night? I can't, I mean, maybe like college or something, I don't know, I have no idea.

• 19:57Speaker 01

  Well, you do karaoke? What's your social, I mean, obviously you're very.

• 20:00Speaker 03

  Karaoke?

• 20:01Speaker 01

  Like a night off?

• 20:02Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm a bad, if I do karaoke, I, last time I did karaoke was at a funeral. I did, uh.

• 20:08Speaker 01

  In Lisbon?

• 20:08Speaker 03

  I did. I did a, I did a.

• 20:11H. Foley?

  For Russian oligarch?

• 20:12Speaker 03

  I did, I did "Everybody Knows" by Leonard Cohen, I'm like, this is what I can hit, this is, this is my vocal range.

• 20:18Speaker 01

  Jesus Christ, okay.

• 20:19Speaker 03

  I was hammered doing a "Everybody knows that the deal is rotten," I can't do it.

• 20:24Speaker 01

  I'll go, yeah, no, it's a, you see.

• 20:26Speaker 03

  Pretty bad.

• 20:26Speaker 01

  I got you. Wow, okay.

• 20:29Speaker 03

  No, yeah, trivia, I can't, I, yeah, I have no idea.

• 20:32H. Foley?

  Kevin, let's talk about Butcher Box.

• 20:33Speaker 03

  Butcher Box.

• 20:36H. Foley?

  I love Butcher Box.

• 20:37Speaker 01

  Who don't love Butcher Box?

• 20:38H. Foley?

  You ever stand there, you look inside the refrigerator, when I had a refrigerator? You look inside the refrigerator, there's nothing.

• 20:43Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 20:43H. Foley?

  You know what you could do?

• 20:44Speaker 01

  Butcher Box.

• 20:45H. Foley?

  Butcher Box, talking about 100% uh grass-fed beef, talking about organic chicken, wild-caught seafood, and a lot more. You get it shipped over, you can curate your box, you can let them pick it, throw it in the freezer, keep it fresh, cook it throughout the week. It, it, what are you doing?

• 21:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:01H. Foley?

  You go in the grocery store, you're getting that, whatever they got over there.

• 21:04Speaker 01

  Who knows?

• 21:04H. Foley?

  That mystery meat. Do it right. Do Butcher Box. Holidays are coming up, fall's coming up. You wanna get to, get that, get the freezer stocked.

• 21:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:13H. Foley?

  Never know what's gonna happen.

• 21:15Speaker 01

  If you don't wanna be eating chicken that does creatine or whatever, I'm talking organic chicken.

• 21:19H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 21:20Speaker 01

  Uh, listen, Butcher Box is nice enough to let the boys wet their beak on a subscription, and I gotta, I gotta be honest with you. Me and my wife, I mean, my wife's, my wife loves it. She's, she's the main cook of the house. I don't know what I'm doing. But she goes, it, it brings us together. It's me, we got the wife, we got the little guy in there, the dog's waiting for the scraps.

• 21:39H. Foley?

  Can I have pork loin?

• 21:40Speaker 01

  It brings us together. I don't do pork loin with that. But the, the ground beef, I gotta be honest with you. Top-notch ground beef from Butcher Box.

• 21:47H. Foley?

  That's the first time I ever saw like classy ground beef, when it came in those square packages. Butcher Box, telling you.

• 21:52Speaker 01

  Makes you feel like, it makes you feel like the guy you're not.

• 21:55H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 21:55Speaker 01

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• 22:21H. Foley?

  Do it. Kevin, let's fill them in on Fabletics.

• 22:24Speaker 01

  Fabletics!

• 22:24H. Foley?

  If they don't know. I know my biggest problem is I don't know how to match stuff up. Fabletics, they kinda like pick stuff, they point you in the right direction, how to make things look, you know.

• 22:32Speaker 01

  They give you the fits.

• 22:33H. Foley?

  The fits.

• 22:34Speaker 01

  They put it together, cuz listen.

• 22:35H. Foley?

  The fits.

• 22:36Speaker 01

  Uh, listen, this is my, part of my problem. I, I'm working out more, I'm going to the gym, I'm doing this, kinda, I'm running, and I look like, I look like I got dressed in a lost and found. It's a tough look, and that makes, listen, this is a me problem. Makes me not feel confident. I feel like I look like a bozo, I feel like everybody's judging me. But Fabletics gives you, gives me the nice outfit, the, the tailored, the, I, I, pants, the tailored joggers, the shorts that look good, and they go, this guy at least knows what he's doing. It doesn't look like he's running from a crime.

• 23:03H. Foley?

  You know, you know, the truth is?

• 23:04Speaker 01

  What?

• 23:04H. Foley?

  You did look like a bozo.

• 23:06Speaker 01

  I know!

• 23:06H. Foley?

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• 23:48Speaker 01

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• 24:00H. Foley?

  What is a night off for you? Kevin was asking.

• 24:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, night off and a movie.

• 24:04Speaker 03

  A movie or a game? Like, watching the game or watching a movie?

• 24:07H. Foley?

  Watching a movie at the house, going out to a movie.

• 24:09Speaker 03

  Either. I, I, I like watching a movie at home, but yeah, I'll go out, but uh, like the old-timey theaters, like popping in like an IFC or a film forum, seeing like, if they're throwing like, you know, IFC just had Thief playing, fucking badass James Caan movie. If there's something like that up there, I'll, I'll give it a, I'll take that.

• 24:24Speaker 01

  It's a very New York experience.

• 24:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, I like, uh, I'll watch the game, you know, baseball, basketball, football, usually the ones I like.

• 24:32H. Foley?

  What, uh, is this something you would do by yourself or with, with somebody?

• 24:35Speaker 03

  Either.

• 24:36H. Foley?

  Either.

• 24:36Speaker 03

  I don't mind watching a movie alone.

• 24:38H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 24:38Speaker 03

  I love it. I feel like I can just zone. I, I like things where I can get rid of the phone. Like, put the phone down, and just be engaged in something, and if it's good, you, you're gonna, you know, you get lost for a couple hours. I like, I like escaping.

• 24:50Speaker 01

  I think about that time, this is years ago, I think we were in the green room at New York Comedy Club. This may have been pre-Pandemic, like pre-AYG, and I was talking to you, and you're like, "Yeah, I started swimming." I'm like, "Oh, wow, yeah." You're like, "Gotta put the phone down. Can't be on the phone in the pool." And I was like, "Wow, this is..."

• 25:05Speaker 03

  I went to the rec center for years. Rec center is one of the best deals you can do. It's like 150 bucks for the whole year.

• 25:10Speaker 01

  It's crazy.

• 25:11Speaker 03

  And...

• 25:12Speaker 01

  You got an old medicine ball, a pool.

• 25:13Speaker 03

  It's amazing. It, it's really a great, I don't know why everyone doesn't do it. I'm glad they don't, cuz I would, I would do it on tour. Like, I'll pop into a rec center and just play pickup ball with the randos there, or just swim laps.

• 25:24H. Foley?

  Like a YMCA, you mean?

• 25:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, I love them.

• 25:26H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 25:27Speaker 03

  You can get a day pass.

• 25:28H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 25:29Speaker 01

  It's like 900.

• 25:29Speaker 03

  I get a lot of emails. I get a lot of emails. You have to give me your email. So I'm like, I'm like, ah, Toronto again, what the hell? But uh, yeah, I lo, I love a, a, uh, some of these are like nicer than a fucking Equinox. You're just like, this is free?

• 25:41Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 25:41Speaker 03

  It's all city-run stuff. It's great.

• 25:43Speaker 01

  Yeah. We belong to Equinox and we stopped going. We belong to the one around the corner.

• 25:48H. Foley?

  They call me all the time. Dominique, the fucking trainer.

• 25:51Speaker 03

  Ryan Hamilton had the great joke. He goes, "I've had easier times walking off street, uh, the gangs, the street gangs, than getting out of an Equinox."

• 25:58Speaker 01

  It's true.

• 25:59Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's crazy.

• 26:00Speaker 01

  Okay. Um, so you're out at a restaurant. Also, do you have one, uh, restaurant recommendation in New York?

• 26:06Speaker 03

  Ooh, okay, I have a few, but I love Arturo's on Houston, the pizza place.

• 26:12Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 26:12Speaker 03

  That's a great spot. I just like the, the vibe of it. I just like that it's, uh...

• 26:16Speaker 01

  It's like Dougal and Houston, or right off?

• 26:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's right by there, and it's like, uh, really good pizza, and really like, like a nice vibe. Like, the people who run it are really cool, and it's like old New York, and it looks old, and they'll make it...

• 26:31Speaker 01

  It's got the vibes, yeah.

• 26:32Speaker 03

  And they'll make you a good cocktail. I went there with Mateo Lane once, and he just, I don't know how, but he somehow takes it, they have a piano player or something. He just starts singing Fly Me to the Moon. And to the point that he's getting applause from people, I'm like, we can't go to, we can't go to a normal dinner.

• 26:44H. Foley?

  He's a Broadway star.

• 26:45Speaker 03

  It was great, man. Yeah, he's, he's amazing. And then, uh, I love Arturo's. I love, it's an Italian spot I love called Lartuzzi.

• 26:54H. Foley?

  Lartuzzi?

• 26:55Speaker 01

  Where's that at?

• 26:56Speaker 03

  It's, uh, God, it's like West 11th or something. It's really good. And I love strip house, if it's like a special occasion, like a, a good steak.

• 27:05Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 27:05Speaker 03

  Those are probably, those are three I'll throw, yeah.

• 27:07Speaker 01

  Very good. Well, you point at the menu when you're ordering. Well, you do like, "I'll do the Clam's Casino."

• 27:13Speaker 03

  I've done that for sure. Yeah, if it's a, if it's like a, if it's a Chinese place or something, I'm like, if it's hard to pronounce, yeah, I'll, I'll do a little point.

• 27:20H. Foley?

  How do you feel about people at the, at the table ordering the same thing?

• 27:24Speaker 03

  Why not? Order what you feel like.

• 27:25H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 27:26Speaker 03

  I think sometimes it's just like, this looks like the thing, we'll split something else. But I like splitting the thing.

• 27:30H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 27:31Speaker 03

  I like giving, have them try new things.

• 27:33Speaker 01

  I was watching something the other day. It was in New York, I believe. Uh, the chef was like, "I don't like..." He goes, "This thing where we order seven different things and everybody splits, I hate."

• 27:43H. Foley?

  Why?

• 27:44Speaker 01

  He's, he's like...

• 27:44H. Foley?

  Who's this dickhead?

• 27:47H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 27:48Speaker 01

  Uh, he goes, "That's not how the, that's not how the meal is intended. You, you're not supposed to..."

• 27:53Speaker 03

  I don't like people taking control and trying to curate your experience. I, I'm a fan, my only critique of that is I do eat too much when you do the family-style thing. But it's, you know, so when you're on tour, and, you know, sometimes you wanna have a good night, like, you wanna have a, like, uh, I've been fortunate to open for people who, uh, really take care of you, Ed Sheeran, uh, people. No, sometimes you go on tour with people.

• 28:14H. Foley?

  Cut that!

• 28:15Speaker 03

  Sometimes you open for people and they really, like, oh, this is a good morale. I remember I've been out with Adam Sandler a bunch, and the way he takes everyone out is like, you know, obviously, certain people can afford to do it differently than others, like Adam, but uh, he's so generous, and it's like a steakhouse every night, and it's like a bunch of sides, and it's like a, a good vibe, and you see how it just lifts everyone on the tour to have that nice thing. So, yeah, I, I think meals are important to me on the road. So you try to do, so I'll have like a crew usually with me, and we try to have a nice...

• 28:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, we do the same thing. When we can. When you can get a later res, well, like...

• 28:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:47Speaker 01

  So, you know, let's see what, if you don't have a late show, whatever, like, when, what's the latest res we can get at a, at a solid enough spot where you can get something good going?

• 28:55Speaker 03

  It's just good, man. We focus on work so much, it's good to just like, all right, let's have like a real, proper sit-down, yeah.

• 29:02Speaker 01

  Couple of gentlemen.

• 29:03H. Foley?

  There's too many good things on the menu these days to fucking only get one thing. It's crazy.

• 29:07Speaker 03

  You're still hung up on this, and I'm with you. I'm with you. I, I wanna try stuff.

• 29:10Speaker 01

  I do under, I get that, but I understand that like, you know, this goes back to like the, the, kinda, I guess, like the queefy cooking aspect of it. It's like, the chef makes something, it, the dish to be intended that way. It'd be like, oh, I'm, I'm gonna watch the first 15 minutes of your set, then go watch something else. Like, your set is, here's my set, here is the show. They're going, the fucking whatever, this dish is the show.

• 29:32Speaker 03

  If, if it's a place I've been new before, and I just like love the entree, then I'll just maybe get that, but if it's, you know, if you're with...

• 29:39Speaker 01

  Oh, I like dabbling, of course.

• 29:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, I wanna dabble, and I like to split some stuff. It's fun. Yeah, yeah.

• 29:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:45Speaker 03

  I'm into splitting, sure.

• 29:46H. Foley?

  Sammy, let me hop back into the apartment for a second.

• 29:48Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 29:48H. Foley?

  Any, uh, exercise equipment in the home?

• 29:51Speaker 03

  A pull-up bar.

• 29:52H. Foley?

  A pull-up bar?

• 29:54Speaker 03

  But it's like a piece of shit thing that I just throw up and down.

• 29:56H. Foley?

  Okay, you take it all in off.

• 29:58Speaker 03

  Stav was over once, and he goes, "I bet you don't even use that thing." And I was like, "I'll fucking, I, I'll show you some pull-ups." I don't like when someone challenged me on it.

• 30:05Speaker 01

  How many can you do? Couple?

• 30:07Speaker 03

  Ah, like 10.

• 30:08H. Foley?

  And what is it hanging in between? Which, which door, which bedroom?

• 30:11Speaker 03

  Uh, the, the one I never use, cuz I don't use it.

• 30:14H. Foley?

  Okay. And what is in the other two bedrooms? You have, one's an office, I assume?

• 30:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:19H. Foley?

  And then a guest bedroom?

• 30:21Speaker 03

  No, I, I just have like a couch in there that people could sleep on if they come by. But yeah, I don't, um, what do I have? Uh... Okay, the other ones, like, barely, it's very small. It's a sauna.

• 30:32H. Foley?

  You have a sauna in there?

• 30:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like an infrared sauna. It's very, it's a very small room. It couldn't really fit much more.

• 30:37H. Foley?

  Really? Okay, not bad.

• 30:39Speaker 03

  So that's why I say it's not a real three-bedroom, but I got, I got the sauna in there.

• 30:42H. Foley?

  I respect that. You use that every day?

• 30:45Speaker 03

  I use it a lot.

• 30:46H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 30:46Speaker 03

  I like the sauna, man.

• 30:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's good. Good for you.

• 30:49H. Foley?

  Do you have an ironing, iron and ironing board in your house?

• 30:51Speaker 03

  I don't.

• 30:52H. Foley?

  Do you know how to do that?

• 30:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:53H. Foley?

  You know how to iron?

• 30:54Speaker 03

  Actually, I do, I do have an ironing board. I've just never used it. I use a steamer usually.

• 30:58H. Foley?

  Okay, steamer's...

• 30:59Speaker 01

  Do you do, you're a New York guy. How you doing the lawn? First of all, do you have washer dryer in unit?

• 31:04Speaker 03

  No, it's in the building.

• 31:05Speaker 01

  In the building? Do you do that, or do you drop the fluff and fold?

• 31:08Speaker 03

  I usually drop it off, but, cuz I'm just not here enough, but if I have a day, I'll do it. I don't, I don't mind. I like a, a task where you shut your brain off. You throw down, you throw in an audio book or a podcast, and you just do shit like that, so I don't mind that.

• 31:19Speaker 01

  I get that. There's nothing better than the drop-off. If I, like, you know, say we're going on the road on Thursday. I'll drop off Tuesday, pick up Wednesday night, and to have all of my, I'll drop off every, like, almost all my clothes. To have all this stuff ready, perfectly packaged.

• 31:35Speaker 03

  I love it.

• 31:36Speaker 01

  Then to put right, perfectly into a suitcase. It's like, my OCD, I'm like, I'm showing up, everything's done perfect, correctly, I get to choose.

• 31:43Speaker 03

  Not even OCD, it's just you're a busy man, dude.

• 31:45Speaker 01

  He gets me. The Sam, the Samaro gets me.

• 31:48H. Foley?

  I've been doing that a little trashier. I bring my luggage to the, to the, to the laundry man.

• 31:55Speaker 01

  Foley is moving different. Foley is moving different.

• 31:58H. Foley?

  I'll bring my luggage there with all dirty clothes. I'll wash it and then put them in the luggage, and I'm packed, ready to go.

• 32:05Speaker 03

  I like that.

• 32:06H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 32:07Speaker 01

  You stink.

• 32:08H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 32:10Speaker 01

  It's just nice to be recognized.

• 32:12Speaker 03

  Everybody.

• 32:13Speaker 01

  Um, hmm, let's see. Will you swim in a hotel pool?

• 32:16Speaker 03

  I love it.

• 32:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:17Speaker 03

  Anytime. I'll swim in any fucking pool. I love, I love, I love some laps, man. That's a great way to kill a hangover too. You just get in there, you belt out a few laps and you're like, alright, I'm getting ready to go.

• 32:26Speaker 01

  I remember, I think it was when we did the Route 66, we stayed in Las, my favorite pool day was Vegas. It was outside, the outdoor pool. It was trashy hotel, because there was like, we had to put up 15 of us, because we had the documentary crew too. It's like spring break. It was like, yeah, and dude, we were just like, heaters in the pool.

• 32:43Speaker 03

  Lot of leg tattoos.

• 32:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was, it was a great time.

• 32:46Speaker 03

  I love, yeah, dude.

• 32:47Speaker 01

  It was like a barbecue vibe going on.

• 32:49Speaker 03

  I like, I used to, oh man, I also, I mean, I swim in a rec center, I'll swim fucking anywhere, dude.

• 32:54Speaker 01

  Good for you.

• 32:55H. Foley?

  Do you have to make an appointment to swim at the rec center? Like, if the ladies are doing yoga or anything in there?

• 32:59Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, you might have to look at the schedule, yeah. Yeah, it's kiddie time or something, yeah. I got you.

• 33:06Speaker 01

  Just guy to kids, what the?

• 33:08Speaker 03

  Well, no, they have like the kids play.

• 33:09Speaker 01

  No, I got you, I got you. They have 15 and younger.

• 33:14Speaker 01

  Um, will you send food back at a restaurant?

• 33:16Speaker 03

  I can't do it. No, it's weird. I'd rather just take my L, yeah.

• 33:21Speaker 01

  Respect it.

• 33:22Speaker 03

  I don't, I've seen people do it and they just look shitty when they do it.

• 33:25Speaker 01

  I know.

• 33:26Speaker 03

  Unless they bring you like the wrong thing.

• 33:27Speaker 01

  It's tough.

• 33:28Speaker 03

  But if it's like, if it's, my friend did it the other day, but I, he also, I don't respect anything about his ordering where like.

• 33:34Speaker 01

  Well, they laid on us.

• 33:35Speaker 03

  Well, we got steaks and he gets his fucking, like, medium well, which already you've lost my respect.

• 33:40H. Foley?

  Gary Vee in all over it.

• 33:42Speaker 03

  It's not Gary.

• 33:43H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 33:44Speaker 03

  Gary's a man of taste. He goes medium rare like I do.

• 33:46H. Foley?

  Gentleman.

• 33:47Speaker 03

  But yeah, I think anything beyond medium rare.

• 33:49H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 33:50Speaker 03

  It's a little weird, you know, and uh, he got medium well and he was like, it's fucking, it's too under, so we sent it back to be cooked more. So I was like.

• 33:58Speaker 01

  He sent it back to be cooked more?

• 33:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:01H. Foley?

  Were you paying for dinner?

• 34:03Speaker 03

  I think I was. I don't know. I don't remember.

• 34:06Speaker 01

  That's a grenade you gotta jump on, even if, you know.

• 34:08H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 34:08Speaker 03

  I didn't love it.

• 34:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:09Speaker 03

  But he, but he, you know. If it's him and not me, I'm like, eh, it's him.

• 34:14Speaker 01

  How many, uh, will you apologize for like, ah, yeah, sorry about that? Will you throw in a sorry to the guy? Yeah.

• 34:21Speaker 03

  Yeah. I don't like to be difficult in any way. I like, I don't want to be noticed.

• 34:25Speaker 01

  I'm the same way.

• 34:26Speaker 03

  I don't, I don't, I don't want in any way for someone to notice me being a part of anything annoying.

• 34:32Speaker 01

  I, I think we were, we were talking about this recently, like if you're, if you're getting an order. Um, what, how many cha, and I get that it's your, how you want it, the whole thing, I get that, but like, how many, I guess, how many alterations are you okay with on a dish?

• 34:47Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 34:48H. Foley?

  Substitution.

• 34:49Speaker 03

  I don't.

• 34:49Speaker 01

  Sub, yeah.

• 34:50Speaker 03

  I, if, if it's like a build your own omelet, then whatever, but if it's like, but if it's like, I want this sandwich, but with none of this, you just set a different sandwich. Yeah, I feel annoying doing that. I don't really do that.

• 34:59Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 35:01H. Foley?

  He's a gentleman.

• 35:01Speaker 01

  He is. I respect that.

• 35:03Speaker 03

  But then I also get annoyed when places are, I won't do it, but I also get annoyed when they're like, the chef doesn't make substitutions. I'm like, alright, don't take yourself so fucking seriously. So both annoy me. Changes annoy me, but no change is also annoying me.

• 35:15Speaker 01

  A hundred percent.

• 35:16H. Foley?

  You got no shrimp back there?

• 35:17Speaker 03

  I want to be invited to the wedding, even if I don't want to go to your wedding.

• 35:19H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 35:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:21Speaker 01

  I love how, that can click and you were like, don't tell me I can't have substitutions. I also still, I might want them.

• 35:26Speaker 03

  It feels pretentious.

• 35:27Speaker 01

  I, I agree with that.

• 35:28Speaker 03

  But then to ask for all these changes feels annoying. But if it's a di, I don't really have any, I don't have any allergic things.

• 35:33Speaker 01

  You can go give me the meatball.

• 35:34Speaker 03

  No, I meant like a dietary thing. If it's like you're allergic to some shit, then I, you know.

• 35:38H. Foley?

  Nobody ever is though. It's all lying. They're all lying.

• 35:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, I agree.

• 35:44Speaker 03

  I get a little annoyed when someone's allergic to stuff. We can't take risks.

• 35:48Speaker 01

  I hate, I hate they even asking any dietary, uh, thing we should know about. It's like. I'm swelling up right now. Is that a peanut over there? Uh, yeah, it just seems very, I will say this, it only happens at the pretentious places that I go to. I mean, I'm going, you go to fucking Orion Diner. They're not going, anything I need to be worried about. And there's everything, they got everything in that kitchen, by the way.

• 36:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:11H. Foley?

  Do you tell them you're allergic to apple skins or whatever you're allergic to?

• 36:14Speaker 01

  He doesn't believe.

• 36:14Speaker 03

  You're allergic to apple skins?

• 36:16Speaker 01

  I'm allergic to, uh, yes, the skin, we just went over this.

• 36:21Speaker 03

  The skin of an apple?

• 36:22Speaker 01

  The skin of, uh, produce, uh, some produce.

• 36:25H. Foley?

  If it's vaporized. Only if it's vaporized.

• 36:28Speaker 01

  It's so funny, he was giving me shit the other, some guy, one guy DM me, he's like, hey man, it's a real condition, okay? He's like, nobody respects me either.

• 36:37H. Foley?

  He was, he was, uh, uh, scraping carrots or something like that. What's it called?

• 36:42Speaker 03

  Well, no one's ever gonna care, because no one's gonna make this a cause, so no one's ever gonna care about this.

• 36:46Speaker 01

  I've never, I, it just is not in.

• 36:47Speaker 03

  No one's gonna be like, we need more representation.

• 36:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, this isn't a hill I've ever died on.

• 36:51H. Foley?

  I just didn't know if you told them when you went in a restaurant. If anybody's, if anybody's vaporizing carrots or apples back there, might be an issue.

• 37:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:04Speaker 01

  You could blow it all up right now. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

• 37:08Speaker 01

  Luke, Luke, hit the button. Um, no, uh, yes, uh, they have to be cooked.

• 37:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, alright.

• 37:15Speaker 01

  It's weird. You have to cook, I, this is a thing that's so weird.

• 37:18Speaker 03

  No, I get you.

• 37:19Speaker 01

  Some of the things where I'm trying to explain myself and it sounds even gayer. No, if you cook the carrots, it's okay.

• 37:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's a girl I'm seeing, she's got a son and he's getting bullied by a kid with a peanut allergy and I was like, this motherfucker. Do you know how easy we could wipe this fuck off the planet? And he's bullying?

• 37:36Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 37:36H. Foley?

  One Reese's pieces, this kid's done.

• 37:38Speaker 03

  He better bring his fucking EpiPen.

• 37:42H. Foley?

  He's being bullied by a kid?

• 37:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's only, he's only five years old.

• 37:45H. Foley?

  What's he doing to the kid?

• 37:47Speaker 03

  I think it went, it was at like a day camp thing, so I think it's over, but uh, yeah, for a minute I was kinda like, dude, we could fucking put a PB and J in his Ziploc. He can lift up his shirt like it's a gun in The Sopranos, we could wipe him out.

• 37:58H. Foley?

  It's gotta be brutal hearing that when the kid.

• 38:00Speaker 03

  I didn't like that. I didn't like hearing it.

• 38:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:03H. Foley?

  We never told anybody. We were getting bullied. That was our, that was our.

• 38:06Speaker 03

  She pulled it out of him. He didn't want to say anything.

• 38:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're usually shamed.

• 38:10Speaker 03

  And then he got mad. He pulled like a little tantrum, because she stood in front of me and he wants to be cool in front of me, so I was like, don't fucking dig, he doesn't want to tell you. He'll figure it out. He's a, he's a young boy, he'll figure it out.

• 38:22Speaker 01

  Same with a dad over here.

• 38:23H. Foley?

  You tell him it was okay?

• 38:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, I gave him a gun to take to school. I'm sure they'll sort it out, you know?

• 38:28H. Foley?

  After that, we'll go to Copeland.

• 38:33H. Foley?

  KMS is Wayfair.

• 38:35Speaker 01

  Wayfair.

• 38:35H. Foley?

  It's big. Wayfair been a part of my household for a long time. I don't have the household anymore, but when I did, couches, cabinets, everything we got from Wayfair.

• 38:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:47H. Foley?

  Got it all.

• 38:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, we outfitted a lot of the studio using Wayfair.

• 38:50H. Foley?

  Yes, we did.

• 38:51Speaker 01

  Because listen, they got a lot, Wayfair's got a lot of options and they get it to you quickly. They know what they're doing. Hey, boom, bada bing, Wayfair, it's very affordable. They have a lot of different, uh, not variations, what's the, levels of, you can go, you can go higher end, you can go more affordable, you can go in the middle, they, they, they got a lot of options for a lot of different.

• 39:10H. Foley?

  How about this?

• 39:10Speaker 01

  Suitors.

• 39:11H. Foley?

  Wayfair helps you create a home that stands up to real life with quality products, great value, and trusted reviews.

• 39:18Speaker 01

  Listen, I got a couch out, I got a couch out there you've been sleeping on for a week.

• 39:21H. Foley?

  I sleep on that couch.

• 39:22Speaker 01

  Listen, and this isn't a personal shot of you, you're a bigger guy.

• 39:25H. Foley?

  I'm a bigger guy.

• 39:26Speaker 01

  Laying on that couch.

• 39:27H. Foley?

  That's real life.

• 39:27Speaker 01

  That's, that's, that is real deal, Bug Man tested right there.

• 39:31Speaker 03

  Bug Man tested, Bug Man approved.

• 39:33Speaker 01

  Take that to the bank. Uh, right now you can transform your space with pieces that hold up to real life. Join Wayfair Rewards today to get 5% back on every purchase. Head to wayfair.com or shop the Wayfair app for all things home. That's Wayfair, W A Y F A I R dot com.

• 39:48H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 39:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:52H. Foley?

  Gang, what do you know about Square?

• 39:54Speaker 01

  Woo, love that Square.

• 39:55H. Foley?

  Q-Ball, what do you know about Square?

• 39:58H. Foley?

  You use Square. We use Square.

• 40:00Speaker 01

  We are a square company.

• 40:01H. Foley?

  We are a square fam. If you've ever gone to a place and you, and you checked out and you're like, oh my god, that was fast, that was easy, what was it? It was Square.

• 40:08Speaker 01

  It ain't circle.

• 40:08H. Foley?

  We got a lot of guys out there trying to start businesses. We got a lot, a lot of guys out there with businesses. Square will help. And ladies, don't come out.

• 40:15Speaker 03

  Lots of girls.

• 40:16H. Foley?

  Forget about it. Do yourself a favor, use Square. It's the absolute best.

• 40:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, Square's a platform behind the scenes of so many businesses you already love and use. If you're, you know, you've been to a juice shop, a coffee shop, it's a lot of it's Square. It's not just the point of sale. No point of sale. It also includes your hardware, uh, that works in person and on the go. We use it on the road. If you're buying a t-shirt, if you, you come to the meet and greet, you buy a t-shirt, boom, Diesel's got you squared up, dog. It isn't just fast, it's smart, transparent, and built for the way people actually run their businesses. Takes a lot of the guesswork, a lot of the tracking, it's all in one place with Square. Accepts every major payment method, Tap, Chip, Apple Pay, online. Lets you see the sales and inventory in real time across every channel. If you've got multiple places, multiple businesses, multiple products. Squares you up.

• 41:03Speaker 01

  If you're using, if you're starting a business or running one that deserves better tools, Square helps you sell, manage, and grow without slowing down. Right now, you can get up to $200 off Square hardware at square.com/go/garbage. That's S-Q-U-A-R-E.com/go/garbage. Run your business smarter with Square. Get started today.

• 41:21H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 41:21Speaker 01

  Um, what is one thing you do? Could be something you buy, something you use that makes you feel classy? And it doesn't even need to be expensive, or it could just be like, oh, I got this nice mug I use. It could be the, like, for me, it's like valet. Whenever I valet somewhere, I'm like, this makes me feel more important or nicer than I deserve.

• 41:42Speaker 03

  A gentleman, classy. I mean, I think like a good cocktail.

• 41:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:45H. Foley?

  I knew I was gonna say that.

• 41:46Speaker 03

  Or like a, if I get like a cappuccino. Those are like the two things I'm like, I don't.

• 41:49Speaker 01

  It's a cappuccino's the answer we're looking for.

• 41:51Speaker 03

  Cause I'm not making a cappuccino. Mateo will make them.

• 41:55Speaker 01

  Really?

• 41:55Speaker 03

  He has like an amazing system there. But I don't, yeah, I don't make those. So when I go out and get one, I'm like, oh, this feels nice. I feel like a pro.

• 42:02Speaker 01

  Feels nice.

• 42:03Speaker 03

  I feel like a proper adult. I like that.

• 42:04H. Foley?

  Will you order a cappuccino after dinner?

• 42:06Speaker 03

  No, I don't.

• 42:07H. Foley?

  What are you ordering a cappuccino in the morning?

• 42:10Speaker 03

  Afternoon usually. I like an afternoon cap.

• 42:12H. Foley?

  Go out by yourself just for a cappuccino?

• 42:14Speaker 03

  I love it. Yeah.

• 42:15Speaker 01

  Really?

• 42:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, I like a, a cappuccino's nice, yeah.

• 42:19Speaker 01

  Oh, kicking the pants. I get that.

• 42:20H. Foley?

  Still alright.

• 42:21Speaker 03

  I want some caffeine.

• 42:23Speaker 01

  I get that. I do, I do a black coffee all the time, but like my wife will get, you know, a cortado or whatever. She'll do sauce.

• 42:28Speaker 03

  I like those too.

• 42:29Speaker 01

  Dude, you have a sip of it and I go, this is, why am I denying myself this? It's so sweet and.

• 42:34Speaker 03

  You think, oh, cortados aren't sweet, there's no sugar in it.

• 42:36Speaker 01

  But it's sweeter than black coffee, like the steamed milk. It's like, it's so much more of a, a.

• 42:41H. Foley?

  It's nice.

• 42:41Speaker 01

  A treat. And I go, why am I not doing this every day?

• 42:43Speaker 03

  I love the taste of black coffee, but I have to limit it now because I've just fucked my stomach up beyond repair. Like I've had all these stomach lining issues, I've had multiple ulcers, so you kinda have to.

• 42:53Speaker 01

  Hey, you'll figure out the bit, relax.

• 42:55Speaker 03

  So I'm just kinda like, I'm like, oh god, I gotta, I got, so it's like, it's almost like a treat now.

• 42:59Speaker 01

  Sure. I get that, I get that.

• 43:01H. Foley?

  Will you make a sandwich at the home?

• 43:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, I love making sandwiches.

• 43:04H. Foley?

  Yeah, you go out and you get the cold cuts, all that stuff?

• 43:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, I love, I love like a turkey, Swiss, uh, yeah, that's like probably my favorite.

• 43:11H. Foley?

  Is there groceries in the house right now? If we came over, would we be alright?

• 43:14Speaker 03

  Probably not, cause I haven't been home in forever, but yeah, I, I had a friend stay at my place while I was gone. And, uh, yeah, there was stuff in there.

• 43:20H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 43:21Speaker 03

  Yeah. A lot, I love a lot of Greek yogurt, make eggs a lot.

• 43:25Speaker 01

  How many eggs you doing? Three?

• 43:27Speaker 03

  Four.

• 43:27H. Foley?

  You do four eggs?

• 43:28Speaker 01

  Respect that. I'm a four egg man myself.

• 43:30H. Foley?

  Just eggs?

• 43:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, put some salt and pepper on there and then maybe, maybe make a couple of things, a couple of slices of toast.

• 43:37H. Foley?

  Really?

• 43:37Speaker 01

  Two at a time, he makes them.

• 43:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, two at a time. Yeah, I like, I'm a big egg.

• 43:41Speaker 01

  Scrambled.

• 43:42Speaker 03

  I, I don't care much about lunch, but breakfast and dinner I fucking love, so.

• 43:46H. Foley?

  I can't remember if you were classy or trashy when, uh, when we had, when we had you originally. But I tell you, you're really coming into your own.

• 43:53Speaker 03

  Thank you. Appreciate it.

• 43:54Speaker 01

  I mean, really, he's like, and toast, we're like, whoa.

• 43:58Speaker 04

  What is the toast?

• 43:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, what kinda toast?

• 44:00Speaker 03

  I'll mix it up, man. I love, I mean, sourdough's my favorite.

• 44:02H. Foley?

  Sourdough's hot right now.

• 44:04Speaker 03

  Sourdough's great, rye, I like rye. Keep it, I'm a simple man.

• 44:08Speaker 01

  Jewish guy from Manhattan, you gotta, you gotta love a nice rye.

• 44:10H. Foley?

  Are you getting that rye from the grocery store? Are you one of those guys that'll go to like the neighborhood place and get this and get that?

• 44:15Speaker 03

  If I pass, if, there's a farmer's market along Union Square and if I pass it, I'll, I'll pick up whatever's, whatever they, they got.

• 44:20Speaker 01

  Get a horrible rye.

• 44:21H. Foley?

  You're not going up to Zabar's or anything like that for?

• 44:23Speaker 03

  No, fuck that. I mean, I love Zabar's, just, it's all the way uptown, it's great. It's an institution, don't, don't.

• 44:29Speaker 01

  Hey, Mr. Zabar, I apologize for my, for my bad friend here.

• 44:32H. Foley?

  Ah, Mr. Morril, good to see you again.

• 44:34Speaker 03

  Those Upper West Side spots, like, we don't play, Barney Greengrass?

• 44:37H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 44:37Speaker 03

  The best.

• 44:38Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Uh, you guys do this on, uh, what's your, I call it on, uh, We Might Be Drunk? But product-wise, if you could recommend one product? It could be like a luggage, something for travel, something for the house.

• 44:50Speaker 03

  For travel, I got a great one for you.

• 44:51Speaker 01

  What is, what do you get?

• 44:52Speaker 03

  Packing cubes.

• 44:53Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 44:54Speaker 03

  They're like 20 bucks on Amazon and I just, I have like one for my underwear, one for my shirts, one for my pants. So it's just, it just, there's order.

• 45:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:02Speaker 03

  We live in disorder, I want some order. So you, you, you have it here, you have it there, and by the way, my, I can pack so much more. Like I looked at how my fucking girlfriend packs, it's all this stuff. I'm like, what are you, this is chaos. This is chaos. And then.

• 45:14Speaker 01

  That's a good one.

• 45:15Speaker 03

  It's, dude, they're $20.

• 45:17Speaker 01

  I know.

• 45:18Speaker 03

  And you get like seven cubes, you get your socks, you get your everything, it's great.

• 45:23Speaker 01

  Good.

• 45:23Speaker 03

  It's a great rec.

• 45:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm so, I'm so, this is how stupid I am. I bought a new bag and it came with like a pack, like a packing, one packing cube in it. No, I've been using it and I'm like, this is great. And I'm like, I can use fucking four more of these.

• 45:35Speaker 03

  Dude, they're, they're great.

• 45:36Speaker 01

  I just stop at the one, I couldn't get past the.

• 45:38Speaker 03

  I've gifted them to people and they're like, that's amazing.

• 45:41Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 45:42Speaker 03

  Cause it's, it's a game changer. If you travel every week, you have to have some order, like.

• 45:45Speaker 01

  It's the digging that kills them.

• 45:47Speaker 03

  I'll give you another thing I use for travel, sleeping mask, like a, a one that's decent. Everyone's face is different, but for whatever reason, that blue Tempur-Pedic one just mushes. I, dude, I can sleep, cause I, I was in Nashville over the weekend and I'm on fucking, the only, it was like the birds were in town and it's Parents Weekend for the colleges, so there's no hotels available. The only place I could get was this like second floor on Broadway. Dude, talk about sirens all night. I'm like, dude, thank, I bought, I had, I put headphones in, put the fan on, sleeping mask, I slept like a baby.

• 46:17H. Foley?

  Wait, what fan?

• 46:19Speaker 03

  The, the white noise app.

• 46:20H. Foley?

  You, okay.

• 46:21Speaker 03

  I got a fan on the white noise app.

• 46:22Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 46:24Speaker 03

  Great, it's all great travel stuff. If you don't travel, this is probably the most boring shit you've ever heard, but if you travel.

• 46:30Speaker 01

  We're talking packing cubes.

• 46:31Speaker 03

  They're fine, it's a game changer.

• 46:33Speaker 01

  You're not wrong, you're not wrong. I'm picturing myself on the other queen bed in the room, like digging through my stuff and being like, cubes, it's all got to be cubes.

• 46:41H. Foley?

  You're not a robe guy, are you?

• 46:43Speaker 03

  No, robes are weird. I mean, I have one, I got one during COVID and I was like, what if I become? You know, I don't like it.

• 46:49Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 46:49Speaker 03

  So I, yeah, I think a robe can be nice, I like a waffle robe if we're gonna do it.

• 46:53Speaker 01

  Really?

• 46:54H. Foley?

  What's a waffle robe?

• 46:55Speaker 01

  It's the fabric.

• 46:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, it's like you dry up a little more quickly.

• 46:58H. Foley?

  Oh, I know what you're talking about, it's your itchy shit.

• 47:00Speaker 03

  I would never throw on like a hotel robe, I think it's weird.

• 47:03H. Foley?

  Huh. What about, um, pajamas?

• 47:07Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 47:08H. Foley?

  Never? I could see you in like a nice pair of pajamas.

• 47:10Speaker 03

  I, yeah, I think they're, it's just another thing to wash.

• 47:13H. Foley?

  True.

• 47:13Speaker 03

  I would, I just want like, uh, just give me some underwear, I'm fine.

• 47:16H. Foley?

  You got slippers?

• 47:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, I like slippers.

• 47:20Speaker 01

  What kind?

• 47:20Speaker 03

  They're Uggs. I got them like, I got them like 10 years ago on Fallon as a gift. And I've had them ever since and they're great.

• 47:27H. Foley?

  Fallon gave you slippers?

• 47:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was like in the gift bag, but I, I, uh, I've gifted that to a bunch of people since. I love, a good pair of slippers goes a long way.

• 47:35H. Foley?

  Gentlemen.

• 47:35Speaker 03

  It says, I'm, it says I'm home and I'm here to stay a little while.

• 47:39Speaker 01

  You don't wear them, are you wearing them like in the house or if you're wearing?

• 47:41Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 47:42H. Foley?

  Will you run down and get the paper or something like that with them?

• 47:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, why not?

• 47:45Speaker 01

  No, but I don't know, just anything in the house, I don't know. I'm, I'm barefoot in the house.

• 47:49Speaker 03

  I don't like, I like, I like a little fuzzy slippers.

• 47:51Speaker 01

  I got you.

• 47:52Speaker 03

  Or some socks, I love, here's another great rec. Get some fucking merino wool socks.

• 47:57Speaker 01

  We were just talking about socks.

• 47:58Speaker 03

  The winter's coming, baby. Get those wool socks, I have bad circulation, I, I feel great in those. I'll sleep in those.

• 48:03H. Foley?

  I like a wool sock too.

• 48:04Speaker 03

  I love a wool sock, I love a heavy sock.

• 48:06H. Foley?

  I like a wool sock and a sneaker, I don't know why.

• 48:08Speaker 03

  I'd, me too, man.

• 48:09H. Foley?

  Yeah, I feel like an old man, but feels comfortable.

• 48:12Speaker 03

  I love a thick sock. Yeah, holy shit, Foley was living a different life a few months ago. Now I'm like, I'm like, you know what's nice? A sock.

• 48:21H. Foley?

  Only one?

• 48:23Speaker 01

  Please, I'm driving, I'm gonna keep my edge.

• 48:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:26Speaker 01

  Uh, how do you feel about the Savannah Bananas?

• 48:28Speaker 03

  I think they're fun.

• 48:29Speaker 01

  Okay, there you go.

• 48:31Speaker 03

  I like, uh, I like, look, I like regular baseball, but also like, it's like an and one, but for baseball, it's fun, man.

• 48:37Speaker 01

  Wow, that's a great way to put it.

• 48:38Speaker 03

  I think, I, I think and one.

• 48:39Speaker 01

  I think and one was a little more dangerous, but. They're not doing us a Savannah Banana game at the Rucker Park.

• 48:45Speaker 03

  But you know what? They should.

• 48:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, I get their asses kicked.

• 48:49Speaker 03

  You don't, you don't catch this flip catch, you get fucking killed.

• 48:52H. Foley?

  Try shaking your ass out there.

• 48:53Speaker 03

  I like, uh, yeah, I like it. I think it's fun and it's like, I, I got to do batting practice at one of those things.

• 48:59Speaker 01

  Really?

• 48:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, cause on Burt's Tour, they did a thing there and it was so fun, man. Yeah, it was great, so, uh, love it. But I love, I love regular baseball too.

• 49:08H. Foley?

  Will you sleep on the couch overnight?

• 49:10Speaker 03

  I have, if I say the wrong thing.

• 49:14Speaker 03

  But, uh, yeah, no, I, I'll sleep on the couch, I'll, I'll doze off.

• 49:17H. Foley?

  You'll not outstay there overnight?

• 49:18Speaker 03

  I, I wouldn't, I wouldn't like to, it's always an accident, but yeah.

• 49:21H. Foley?

  Eventually you'll get up and go to bed?

• 49:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:23H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 49:24Speaker 03

  I like bed.

• 49:25H. Foley?

  You like bed.

• 49:26Speaker 03

  Bed's great, but I only use the bed for bed. I don't understand these people that just are like in bed all day. The bed's not special if you're using it all day.

• 49:34H. Foley?

  Wait, really? You won't lay in bed all day?

• 49:35Speaker 03

  No.

• 49:40H. Foley?

  You'll get up and go to the couch?

• 49:42Speaker 01

  Oh, he might, he might not lay all day. You're, you also can't, you can't live in a world where someone's not laying around all day?

• 49:47Speaker 03

  There's people who just use their bed as like an office, dude, they're just like laying in bed, like.

• 49:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:50Speaker 03

  I'll write, I'll write with my friend Mike Lawrence, we work on a show and Mike will just be in bed, writing with me.

• 49:56Speaker 01

  Like on Zoom?

• 49:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:58Speaker 01

  Then he comes over to your house, gets in, get Mike gets in your bed under the covers.

• 50:02Speaker 03

  But it's, but he's like, yeah, I like to work in bed, I'm like, eh, whatever, but I can't do that.

• 50:05Speaker 01

  I'm this, I'm, I'm there with you.

• 50:07Speaker 03

  I like to sleep in, in a bed.

• 50:08Speaker 01

  It's, huh, yeah, it's either you're laying and then I'm like, I'm like, I'm like laying, laying? Or it's like you're like propped up and it's, that's not comfortable to me either?

• 50:16Speaker 03

  It's not special.

• 50:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:16Speaker 03

  It's not special.

• 50:17H. Foley?

  So you've ever just took a day and like been in and out of bed?

• 50:19Speaker 03

  Well, if I'm sick, yeah, I'll like lay in bed, but yeah.

• 50:21H. Foley?

  No, not sick.

• 50:22Speaker 03

  No, not sick.

• 50:23Speaker 01

  Really?

• 50:24Speaker 03

  If I'm at full strength, I, I feel like a vet, I, yeah, it makes me crazy.

• 50:28H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 50:29Speaker 03

  I wanna be doing stuff.

• 50:30H. Foley?

  Wish I had a little bit of that.

• 50:32Speaker 01

  I wish you had a little bit of a lot of stuff. Uh, do you watch Shark Tank? And do you have a favorite shark?

• 50:39Speaker 03

  I've never really seen it.

• 50:40Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 50:40Speaker 03

  Probably.

• 50:41Speaker 01

  Cuban?

• 50:42Speaker 03

  Probably Cuban.

• 50:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, makes sense.

• 50:43Speaker 03

  Basketball guy. I like, I like, uh, I like when he used to start some shit as the Mavs owner. So yeah, probably Cuban, but uh, yeah, I never really got in. I never was never my thing.

• 50:51Speaker 01

  Gotcha.

• 50:52H. Foley?

  You mentioned it earlier, so I'm gonna ask, do you have a favorite old school British sitcom?

• 50:56Speaker 03

  I mean, two. I would say The British Office for sure.

• 51:01H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 51:01Speaker 03

  Cause that's old school.

• 51:02H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 51:02Speaker 03

  And Peep Show is brilliant.

• 51:04H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 51:05Speaker 03

  I think Peep Show is one of the best shows ever made. That's like my comfort show. I, I think those guys are phenomenal.

• 51:10Speaker 01

  Created by new guy Luke's, uh, girlfriend's dad.

• 51:14Speaker 03

  I think it's incredible.

• 51:15Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 51:15Speaker 03

  It's like, it just, I can re-watch that show to, it's like, you know, when you're on the road and you just need something familiar? It's like either Peep Show, Old Simpsons, or The Sopranos. That's like my, that's like my comfort zone.

• 51:26H. Foley?

  I like that.

• 51:26Speaker 01

  I go first forty-eight.

• 51:28Speaker 03

  Really?

• 51:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know why. I need someone dying.

• 51:32Speaker 03

  Not my comfort zone.

• 51:33Speaker 01

  I need some, and it's like, it's weird.

• 51:35Speaker 03

  But Sopranos is crazy violent. Like, you watch a guy take a golf club to the face. You're like, alright, I'm gonna go to bed now, I guess.

• 51:39Speaker 01

  But a lot of times we're in the city, or we're just in the city, that they shoot first forty-eight in. Cause it's never like, they're not doing them in New York.

• 51:47H. Foley?

  Triple homicide in Jacksonville?

• 51:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's a lot of Oklahoma City, a lot of Tulsa, a lot of Miami.

• 51:52Speaker 03

  Wow, yeah.

• 51:54Speaker 01

  I feel connected to it, you know what I mean?

• 51:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, tho- those are, yeah, Peep Show is unreal.

• 52:00Speaker 01

  Bacon or sausage?

• 52:01Speaker 03

  Chain for his apartment right now. Bacon or so- I'm, I go bacon.

• 52:04H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 52:04Speaker 03

  But I like sausage too, but bacon, bacon takes that. We all know bacon takes that.

• 52:07Speaker 01

  What's the, what's the, uh, like if you're doing like a, a breakfast sandwich bagel order somewhere, what, what, what is it?

• 52:12Speaker 03

  Honestly, egg, ch- cheddar, avocado on, uh, on a wrap, probably. Or, or I like, just like, a bagel with cream cheese. Uh, scallion cream cheese, everything bagel.

• 52:26Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 52:27H. Foley?

  When's the last time you shit your pants?

• 52:29Speaker 03

  Uh, kindergarten.

• 52:32Speaker 01

  Really?

• 52:33Speaker 03

  I was on the bus, and-

• 52:35Speaker 01

  Kindergarten? That's crazy.

• 52:36Speaker 03

  Maybe, no, actually, I take it back, it was first grade.

• 52:39Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 52:40Speaker 03

  I was on the bus.

• 52:40Speaker 01

  That doesn't change much. We were looking for like, March, or whatever.

• 52:43Speaker 03

  No, no, I was on the bus, and we were stuck in midtown traffic.

• 52:46Speaker 01

  Sam, dude, that's crazy to be on a bus, stuck in midtown traffic.

• 52:49Speaker 03

  I couldn't make it. I just couldn't make it, and I went, oh, and, and I said, I shit my pants. And someone, and someone said, no way. And then someone else patted my butt, and he goes, he ain't faking.

• 53:01H. Foley?

  That's real life, boo.

• 53:02Speaker 03

  Were you on a city bus, or a school bus? Yeah, a school bus.

• 53:05H. Foley?

  Oh, a school bus?

• 53:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:06H. Foley?

  Not a city bus?

• 53:06Speaker 03

  No, no, no, a school bus.

• 53:08Speaker 01

  He would've been the third guy that day to shit himself on a city bus.

• 53:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:11Speaker 01

  School bus is tough to bounce back from.

• 53:12H. Foley?

  I just pictured it was like someone like Trisha that patted you on the ass, like, yeah, he ain't lying. This kid shit his pants.

• 53:16Speaker 03

  And then I had a playdate at a kid's place, and he had like, his parents work, so his, his, he had like a nanny there, and she had to clean me. And I just remember her cleaning me, and like, cursing me. Like, as she's cleaning me, she goes, dirty, dirty boy. Very dirty boy. And I was like, ah, sorry. I felt horrible, I felt so much shame.

• 53:35Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 53:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:37Speaker 01

  I just pictured you with that voice, sorry about that.

• 53:40Speaker 03

  I felt horrible, dude.

• 53:42Speaker 01

  You know what's funny about shitting your pee, you got five minutes on it?

• 53:46H. Foley?

  That's wild.

• 53:47Speaker 03

  It was, it was bad.

• 53:48H. Foley?

  What, did you go, do you have to walk in there and tell her, hey, I shit my pants?

• 53:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:51H. Foley?

  Heads up real quick before you-

• 53:52Speaker 03

  Well, she smelled it, for sure. But yeah, yeah, yeah, I had to, I had to break the news, unfortunately.

• 53:56H. Foley?

  Sammy, what's wrong with you?

• 53:57Speaker 03

  I felt so bad.

• 53:59H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 54:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, a lot of shame.

• 54:00H. Foley?

  You still made the playdate, that's crazy.

• 54:02Speaker 01

  What are you gonna do?

• 54:03H. Foley?

  Go home.

• 54:04Speaker 03

  There were no phones, so I had to kinda go where I was going.

• 54:07H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 54:07Speaker 03

  And also, who has a cellphone in, in first grade?

• 54:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love that, yeah, I mean, they probably have them now, yeah.

• 54:11H. Foley?

  Jesus, I tell you, first grade, man, that's really good.

• 54:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:16H. Foley?

  Sam or L?

• 54:17Speaker 03

  Didn't feel good.

• 54:18H. Foley?

  Who's cutting your hair? You just go to a barber here?

• 54:20Speaker 03

  I just went to a guy in the West Village.

• 54:22H. Foley?

  Okay, salon or barber?

• 54:24Speaker 03

  It was a barber.

• 54:25Speaker 01

  Hmm, West Village barber's gotta be pricey though.

• 54:28Speaker 03

  This place isn't that bad, but yeah, I mean, for, for the area, but oh, I hate this haircut, dude. It's, I don't like it when they go this short in the sides, I fucking hate, I have to do it, this, I'm making a movie, and I have one scene left to shoot.

• 54:39H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 54:40Speaker 03

  And for continuity, I need this.

• 54:41H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 54:42Speaker 03

  I need this look. So I got a shitty haircut, once, and then I need to get the same haircut for like, a year and a half. Cause the movie kept changing, and so I, oh, I fucking hate when they, when they do this, it's like, I used to do a joke, beware, whatever music they're playing in the barber shop, that's the haircut you're gonna get.

• 54:58Speaker 01

  That's great.

• 54:59Speaker 03

  Armenian hip-hop. But, uh, no, I mean, it's, uh-

• 55:03H. Foley?

  They're lighting your hair on fire.

• 55:04Speaker 03

  I hate when they go, like, super in. I like when it's a little more, you just, I just-

• 55:10H. Foley?

  You look balanced.

• 55:11Speaker 03

  I look like a piece of cauliflower, I hate it.

• 55:12H. Foley?

  Gotcha, gotcha.

• 55:14Speaker 01

  It looks good, I think.

• 55:15Speaker 03

  Nah, it's not good.

• 55:15H. Foley?

  I understand what you're saying.

• 55:16Speaker 03

  I hate it.

• 55:16H. Foley?

  You don't like a lot of definition.

• 55:18Speaker 03

  I hate it, but I had to, I had to get it this way because of the movie, so.

• 55:23Speaker 01

  Okay. Anyone in your family, uh, ever renew their vows?

• 55:28Speaker 03

  No.

• 55:29Speaker 01

  I didn't think so. I don't think we've really ran into anybody that has done that.

• 55:32Speaker 03

  It's a weird thing to do.

• 55:33Speaker 01

  It's weird, it's, to me, it only happens in movies, you know what I mean?

• 55:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think you either leave or you stay.

• 55:39H. Foley?

  Anybody in your family ever elope? Like, oh, did you hear they ran away and got married?

• 55:43Speaker 03

  No.

• 55:46Speaker 01

  Hmm. Do you have a nice bathing suit?

• 55:48Speaker 03

  No.

• 55:49Speaker 01

  No?

• 55:50Speaker 03

  I, I'd like one.

• 55:51Speaker 01

  What are you using now? Just something you got, or is it like basketball shorts?

• 55:54Speaker 03

  No, I have a bathing suit, but they're just, it's not good. It's not a good quality bathing suit.

• 55:58H. Foley?

  Like board shorts?

• 55:59Speaker 03

  You know what I don't like? There's no like, separator. There's no like, I like the fuzzy stuff in the middle that kinda cups-

• 56:04Speaker 01

  The netting?

• 56:05Speaker 03

  You do?

• 56:05Speaker 01

  You like the netting?

• 56:06H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 56:07Speaker 03

  I like it cause it's separate, like, what if I wanna pop into the gym real quick? Then it's like your balls are basically hanging out, I hate it.

• 56:13H. Foley?

  No, you can't see nothing. Go pop it in the gym.

• 56:16Speaker 03

  Really?

• 56:16H. Foley?

  Why are you popping in the gym when you're swimming?

• 56:19Speaker 01

  He flew, he flew in a bathing suit the other day, don't take any advice from him.

• 56:22Speaker 03

  I like, I like a bathing suit though, yeah. I should get, you know what, that's, I'm gonna get one. I'm gonna treat myself to a nice- Adagone has good ones. Do they? Yeah. They make nice shit, don't they?

• 56:30Speaker 01

  They do.

• 56:30Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 56:31H. Foley?

  Have you ever been to the reading of a will?

• 56:33Speaker 03

  No.

• 56:34Speaker 01

  Do you know the acronym BOGO?

• 56:38Speaker 03

  BOGO?

• 56:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:41Speaker 03

  Is this like Mag- is this MAGA for the left? I don't know, what, what is BOGO?

• 56:45Speaker 01

  Buy one, get one.

• 56:46Speaker 03

  Oh, that makes sense, yeah. I was thinking like, BOLO, be on the lookout, you ever heard that, and like, cop stuff?

• 56:53Speaker 01

  You went way cooler than a one.

• 56:54Speaker 03

  Put out a BOLO on this guy.

• 56:57H. Foley?

  Are there any, um, powdered drink mixes in your house?

• 57:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course.

• 57:01H. Foley?

  Like what?

• 57:02Speaker 03

  Electrolytes.

• 57:03H. Foley?

  Okay, but not like iced tea or lemonade?

• 57:05Speaker 03

  No, but I used to love iced tea growing up. I used to love powdered iced tea.

• 57:08H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 57:09Speaker 03

  Love that too.

• 57:10H. Foley?

  Sure, sure.

• 57:12Speaker 01

  Huh.

• 57:12Speaker 03

  Love, I mean dude, who's gonna not love an Arnold Palmer too? I mean, fuck.

• 57:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's something about me that that's even classy.

• 57:20Speaker 03

  Really?

• 57:21Speaker 01

  Cause it's like a golfer, it's, it's a mix of two things. We were like a very one, you either get your iced tea, or you get your fucking lemonade.

• 57:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, I love both, honestly, but I never, I don't drink them that much.

• 57:32Speaker 01

  Well, you order iced tea when you go out? Like, I'll do the unsweetened iced tea?

• 57:35Speaker 03

  I've done it before, but it's like, so, yeah, it's usually coffee, or like, seltzer or something.

• 57:39Speaker 01

  You'll do that sometimes now.

• 57:41H. Foley?

  I get the unsweetened iced tea, they never do it right.

• 57:42Speaker 01

  That was always, you might as well have been from another planet ordering an unsweetened iced tea.

• 57:47Speaker 03

  Tastes good though.

• 57:48Speaker 01

  I know, just as a kid.

• 57:49H. Foley?

  Can't they do it right?

• 57:50Speaker 03

  I like to make it. You get some, you get some hibiscus packets.

• 57:53Speaker 01

  Really?

• 57:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, you, you make it hot, then you put all the bags in, and then you, you got yourself a nice little iced tea, it's nice.

• 57:58H. Foley?

  Your fridge open like this? You have two doors that open like that?

• 58:01Speaker 03

  One door.

• 58:01H. Foley?

  Really?

• 58:02Speaker 01

  Is the, is the freezer on the bottom like that? Very nice.

• 58:05Speaker 03

  Is it?

• 58:05Speaker 01

  Yes. Well-

• 58:07H. Foley?

  Big fridge?

• 58:08Speaker 03

  I wish it was a little bigger.

• 58:09H. Foley?

  Okay. You have a dishwasher at the house?

• 58:11Speaker 03

  I do.

• 58:12H. Foley?

  And no washer and dryer in the unit?

• 58:14Speaker 03

  Nah, it's an old building. They don't allow it.

• 58:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, they don't allow it. Insurance costs and shit.

• 58:19Speaker 03

  I would love it, I would love one.

• 58:20Speaker 01

  Um, I used to work for like a property management, and that was the number one thing that buildings hated.

• 58:26Speaker 03

  A washer dryer?

• 58:27Speaker 01

  And this is for like, really, really, super wealthy people. Washer dryer, always leaked, and then it leaks into five different units.

• 58:35Speaker 03

  That makes sense.

• 58:35Speaker 01

  It's just insurance companies fighting each other.

• 58:38Speaker 03

  Oh no, old buildings in New York, or you know, any, a lot of cities just have old ass buildings, you just, it's not just the water, it's, it's fucked up. It's like, the air conditioning is all like, one thing. So like, they're like, we're only letting out a little air today, and I'm like, it's a fucking heatwave. But they're like, yeah, but if we let out too much air, the, the, the air goes down completely, so, you know.

• 58:56H. Foley?

  Really?

• 58:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:57Speaker 01

  You gotta throttle it, put a governor on it.

• 58:58H. Foley?

  They're hitting you with that kinda shit in your building?

• 59:00Speaker 03

  It's annoying, yeah.

• 59:01H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 59:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:02H. Foley?

  When you own?

• 59:03Speaker 03

  It's annoying.

• 59:04H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 59:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:05H. Foley?

  Shit.

• 59:06Speaker 03

  Hey.

• 59:06H. Foley?

  I'm fucking losing.

• 59:08Speaker 03

  Hey, just, you know, man, I just wanna-

• 59:11Speaker 01

  I just, yeah, I don't wanna, you don't wanna make noise, you know what I mean?

• 59:13Speaker 03

  Occasionally I'll make noise. If it's really hot, I'm like, come on. But yeah, it's-

• 59:16Speaker 01

  Can I have a little, you're like a crackhead.

• 59:18Speaker 03

  I was annoyed, I had to put a, a window unit in, I was like, come on.

• 59:21Speaker 01

  Ah, right.

• 59:22Speaker 03

  I put two in, yeah.

• 59:23Speaker 01

  Very good.

• 59:23H. Foley?

  Very nice.

• 59:24Speaker 01

  Did you do it, or did you have someone do it?

• 59:26Speaker 03

  I had someone do it.

• 59:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:27Speaker 03

  I'm not doing that.

• 59:28Speaker 01

  Nah, I didn't.

• 59:28Speaker 03

  Cause I did it once, myself, way back in the day, and it was janky, and I, I lived in a five thing, that, I was just, I was so scared it was gonna fall out and kill somebody.

• 59:37H. Foley?

  Kill somebody?

• 59:38Speaker 03

  I was so scared. It was like, I also put like, uh, cardboard to finish the end of it, so I was like, this is janky as hell, if this kills someone, I'm-

• 59:45H. Foley?

  That'd be on you.

• 59:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, of course. Who else could you possibly blame?

• 59:50Speaker 01

  No one broke in my apartment.

• 59:51Speaker 03

  Who put this in? Me? Who's air conditioner? Me? We're gonna blame it on that guy over there.

• 59:56Speaker 01

  I think the building's gotta take the rap on it.

• 59:58H. Foley?

  Yeah, take a little rap cord.

• 59:58Speaker 01

  Cause the building takes it, cause it's on them.

• 1:00:00H. Foley?

  I didn't know, from out of town, eh?

• 1:00:02Speaker 01

  Sublet, I didn't notice, guy.

• 1:00:03H. Foley?

  Copenhagen, you don't ask for it.

• 1:00:05Speaker 01

  I was always very, I always faced the back of the building, so I didn't care.

• 1:00:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:10Speaker 01

  So I did it all myself. Now I face the front of the building, and it's like-

• 1:00:13Speaker 03

  I just need someone.

• 1:00:14Speaker 01

  I can't fucking take out a doll, you know, that would be brutal.

• 1:00:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:18Speaker 01

  A dog.

• 1:00:19Speaker 03

  That's your biggest fear?

• 1:00:20Speaker 01

  Well, the person had it coming. It's probably a dickhead if I'm being honest with you.

• 1:00:24H. Foley?

  On the road, you all do any fast food, right?

• 1:00:26Speaker 03

  I've done it, but it's not like, it's not my choice. I, I wouldn't, I wouldn't love it, but yeah, look, I, like, we all have a soft spot for like McDonald's and shit. Like, there's times I, you want it, but yeah.

• 1:00:35H. Foley?

  When's the last time you were in a drive-thru?

• 1:00:37Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 1:00:38Speaker 03

  Uh, McDonald's.

• 1:00:41H. Foley?

  Recently.

• 1:00:42Speaker 03

  It was probably a couple of years ago. We had a, yeah, we had a flight, uh, delay, you know, we landed in the wrong city, and we just, we ended up having to be, fuck this connection, we just rented a car and drove back, and we, yeah, we picked the McDonald's on the way. Maybe it was like a year and a half, it wasn't that long ago.

• 1:00:55Speaker 01

  That's when it blow, that is like the proper usage of that.

• 1:01:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, I, I love, I mean, you know, as a kid, I, I was one of those fucking McDonald's and Monopoly kids, I thought I was gonna win that cool mill, so. I never did.

• 1:01:09H. Foley?

  Shit my pants whenever I want.

• 1:01:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, they really had, I mean, I, I got fat thinking I was gonna make the money.

• 1:01:14H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 1:01:14Speaker 03

  I became a chubby kid being like, if I only get Boardwalk, dude. I got five park places. Come on.

• 1:01:21Speaker 01

  Uh, I think I just got one more and it's a bit, you know, you're a pretty good guy when it comes to decorum.

• 1:01:26Speaker 03

  Uh.

• 1:01:27Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. When someone else, you're out at dinner, someone else is paying, you know, how much of a... Are you sure about that? Let me, uh... Or do you just go, "Oh, great, thank you," and humbly?

• 1:01:38Speaker 03

  Depends on who it is.

• 1:01:39Speaker 01

  And in what sense? If it was say it was us, we're out and we're, you know, we just get like burgers or something, I'm, "Yeah, I got it." Are you doing like, "Nah, come on."

• 1:01:48Speaker 03

  I'm not gonna fight someone. I think if someone's aggressive about it, you're insulting them.

• 1:01:52Speaker 01

  It's a little weird, yeah.

• 1:01:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, I don't like when there's like a weird back and forth, but like, I'm always like, "I'll just get the next one," or you know what? Yeah, I like to try to pay usually, but if, but if someone beats me to it, I'm like, "All right, whatever." You know? I don't like it turning into a thing.

• 1:02:04Speaker 01

  I agree.

• 1:02:05Speaker 03

  I think it's weird when there's like a fucking standoff over, over a taco.

• 1:02:09Speaker 01

  It's, it's like, it is oddly in a sense of like, "Well, what do you think? I can't pick this up?" Like, someone's going, "I feel offended that you don't think I have $40," or whatever.

• 1:02:18Speaker 03

  If someone tries to be aggressive with me about it, I just say, "You'll get the next one." That's my quick out of it, and they're always like, "Okay."

• 1:02:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:24Speaker 03

  No one ever really fights on that.

• 1:02:25H. Foley?

  Well, let's say this. Now, not somebody like Sandler, 'cause, you know, it's just an endless supply of money, but like, you're out with somebody who...

• 1:02:32Speaker 01

  Also, you should pick Adam Sandler.

• 1:02:34H. Foley?

  Well, you just said, you just said he had to do it.

• 1:02:36Speaker 01

  I was just saying, it's fun. Never has that actually been the case, and it could be true.

• 1:02:41H. Foley?

  Somebody, an older statesman of comedy, a little older than you, does, does better than you, right? You know he's, you're, he's paying, picking up the check.

• 1:02:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:50H. Foley?

  Will you monitor what they order in order a little less, or are you not thinking about that at all? Do you get what I'm saying?

• 1:02:57Speaker 03

  If I know they're gonna try to pay?

• 1:02:59H. Foley?

  You know that...

• 1:03:00Speaker 03

  Maybe, maybe I'll get a little less.

• 1:03:01H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:03:02Speaker 03

  If I know they're not gonna let me, yeah.

• 1:03:04H. Foley?

  Right.

• 1:03:04Speaker 03

  Like, there's certain guys who like, yeah, I just...

• 1:03:07Speaker 01

  You're not, you're not gonna, "Let me get three appetizers, I wanna try the bang-bang shrimp," or whatever.

• 1:03:11Speaker 03

  If I know they're not gonna let me pay, yeah.

• 1:03:13H. Foley?

  I tell you, Sam Morril, this kid, just class.

• 1:03:16Speaker 01

  Class he got, class he has.

• 1:03:18H. Foley?

  Smooth, class, keeps to himself, not a flashy haircut.

• 1:03:21Speaker 03

  I fucking, I'm so bummed about this haircut. I feel like a poodle.

• 1:03:25Speaker 01

  What was it again? Ukrainian pedophile? What was it?

• 1:03:29H. Foley?

  Four eggs, he likes the sourdough toast.

• 1:03:31Speaker 03

  I love it.

• 1:03:32H. Foley?

  I mean, come on.

• 1:03:33Speaker 01

  Got the two-banger when it comes to the toast.

• 1:03:35H. Foley?

  Yes. Sharp operator, Sammy, I'll tell you that right now. Gang, the new special, Incorrect, is out on Netflix this Tuesday.

• 1:03:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03:42H. Foley?

  Do yourself a favor, make sure you check it out. Check him out on We Might Be Drunk and his tour. Sammy, what do you got coming up?

• 1:03:47Speaker 03

  San Diego, I got Phoenix, I got... Shit, can you pull up my website? I don't know what the fuck I am.

• 1:03:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, I gotcha. We gotcha.

• 1:03:54Speaker 03

  San Diego, Phoenix.

• 1:03:55H. Foley?

  Pulling up the website? That's a first, I like it.

• 1:03:58Speaker 01

  I got you right here. Let me, let me plug Sammy's dates.

• 1:04:01Speaker 03

  I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna be.

• 1:04:02Speaker 01

  We got Manchester, Connecticut at the Funny Boat.

• 1:04:05Speaker 03

  No, that's way down the line. That's like, it's like March.

• 1:04:07Speaker 01

  That's what's populating because I'm here. All right, we got, uh, the Hollywood Improv, we got San Diego, we got Phoenix, Arizona, November, we got Pittsburgh at the Pittsburgh Improv, great clubs. Got Cleveland, Ohio, shout out to Hilarities coming up in December. Uh, Comedy on State in December as well, that's a good weekend to get, my friend.

• 1:04:25Speaker 03

  Building back up, baby.

• 1:04:26Speaker 01

  Uh, McGooby's in Timonium, Maryland, you might know it as.

• 1:04:29Speaker 03

  West Palm, Miami, all that stuff, yeah, it's on my website.

• 1:04:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, go check it out.

• 1:04:34Speaker 03

  Building back up, new material, so, uh, yeah, I'll see you out there. It's getting, it's coming there.

• 1:04:38Speaker 01

  There you go.

• 1:04:39Speaker 03

  It's coming around.

• 1:04:40Speaker 01

  I love he's not even overstaying it. Say it's hot, baby, it's good, it's great.

• 1:04:43H. Foley?

  Congrats on the new special, Sam.

• 1:04:45Speaker 03

  Thank you, man.

• 1:04:45H. Foley?

  We love you, we think you're one of the funniest guys. Can't thank you enough. Gang, we're on tour as well, check out the, uh, the Army of Garbage Tour over at our, areyougarbage.com, and, uh, check out the special.

• 1:04:55Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:04:56H. Foley?

  American garbage on our YouTube page. Kip, you got anything else for them?

• 1:04:59Speaker 01

  Love you, it's gang.

• 1:05:00H. Foley?

  Ha-ha. See you next week.

• 1:05:01Speaker 01

  Peace.