Bobby's Baby Powder

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• 0:00Bobby Lee?

  Hey guys, you guys love loved ones?

• 0:01Andrew Santino?

  Loving loved ones is important.

• 0:03Bobby Lee?

  And Valentine's good.

• 0:04Andrew Santino?

  Valentine's Day is next week and I'll be in Boston.

• 0:07Bobby Lee?

  If you're not there.

• 0:07Andrew Santino?

  Four shows.

• 0:08Bobby Lee?

  At the, at the big theater, Wilbur Theater.

• 0:11Andrew Santino?

  They're doing four shows.

• 0:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 0:12Andrew Santino?

  Bring your loved ones.

• 0:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 0:14Andrew Santino?

  Come out Boston, come see me, February 14th and 15th, and then the week after that, in Minneapolis, Minnesota, I'm doing four shows, I'm filming my special. Please come out and see it. Uh, my Hulu special will be taped in the beloved Minneapolis, Minnesota. Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets. Andrew Santino dot com.

• 0:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, look at this. This is great news. Sesame Street welcomes TJ, the first Filipino-American Muppet. Finally.

• 0:48Bobby Lee?

  Finally dude.

• 0:49Andrew Santino?

  Dude, finally. Finally dude.

• 0:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 0:54Andrew Santino?

  What do the comments say? Anything rude?

• 0:56Speaker 02

  We made it.

• 0:57Andrew Santino?

  We made it.

• 0:59Speaker 02

  He's studying to be a nurse, right?

• 1:02Bobby Lee?

  Somebody said that? Yeah, that's still really funny.

• 1:05Andrew Santino?

  Sesame Street welcomes first nurse, nurse puppet.

• 1:08Bobby Lee?

  Here's what I don't get, and may, may, can I, can I ask you a question?

• 1:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:11Bobby Lee?

  About Sesame Street?

• 1:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:13Bobby Lee?

  Is there a Chinese one?

• 1:14Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 1:15Bobby Lee?

  What, Elmo?

• 1:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:17Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:18Speaker 03

  Elmo Chinese?

• 1:21Speaker 03

  Elmo Chinese?

• 1:24Speaker 03

  Who me? I Chinese.

• 1:26Andrew Santino?

  I'm Chinese. Yeah, you know, look, I can tell you what everybody is just based on it.

• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, alright, let's, okay, let's go.

• 1:31Andrew Santino?

  That's Ernie, right?

• 1:32Bobby Lee?

  That's, yeah, that's no specific.

• 1:34Andrew Santino?

  Ernie is 100%, he's Puerto Rican. Ernie is obviously Puerto Rican.

• 1:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, Ernie, Ernie, he's Puerto Rican, okay, alright.

• 1:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, is this the first, uh...

• 1:41Bobby Lee?

  Which one's the Muppet?

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  Which one's the Muppet?

• 1:47Speaker 02

  Asian Muppet, her name is Ji Young.

• 1:49Andrew Santino?

  That, that is not an Asian Muppet.

• 1:51Bobby Lee?

  That's not Asian, that's not on the show. On the show.

• 1:53Andrew Santino?

  That is on the show.

• 1:54Bobby Lee?

  That is on the show.

• 1:55Andrew Santino?

  But also, that's not, that's not an Asian Muppet.

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  He's Korean, she's Korean.

• 1:59Andrew Santino?

  That girl looks Spanish, that looks like a Spanish Muppet.

• 2:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, they didn't want to.

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  You know, you know what it is, you know, at Jim Henson's, you know, factory, wherever?

• 2:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:06Bobby Lee?

  You know, the eye drawer?

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  You gotta go back to the eye drawer. You know the drawer they use?

• 2:12Andrew Santino?

  There's our dog.

• 2:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:14Andrew Santino?

  There we are.

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  Here we go. This is the OG.

• 2:16Andrew Santino?

  This is the OG crew.

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so let's see.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  First up is.

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 2:19Andrew Santino?

  First up is.

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  Bert. What's Bert?

• 2:20Andrew Santino?

  Bert. Bert's gay.

• 2:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know Bert's gay, but what, he, he, he looks, um, Eastern European.

• 2:26Andrew Santino?

  He's Slovak.

• 2:27Bobby Lee?

  Look at the eyebrows.

• 2:28Andrew Santino?

  Slovakian.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  Slovakian, yeah.

• 2:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I agree.

• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  Uh.

• 2:30Andrew Santino?

  Just the eyebrows. And then what about Cookie Monster?

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Cookie Monster is Armenian.

• 2:34Andrew Santino?

  He is!

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  Is he not?

• 2:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, bro, bro, eat your cookies!

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah! Armenian for sure.

• 2:42Andrew Santino?

  He drives a white Mercedes.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:44Andrew Santino?

  What about Grover down in the left-hand corner?

• 2:45Bobby Lee?

  I've never, wait, let me think about Grover. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Autism.

• 2:50Andrew Santino?

  Yes, he's autistic.

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, aut- autism? Right? What, but what's his nationality?

• 2:55Andrew Santino?

  What is, well, no, no, what's his race?

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  Race, I mean, yeah.

• 2:57Andrew Santino?

  What is Grover's race, we think? I, I would imagine.

• 3:02Andrew Santino?

  Spanish, fancy.

• 3:03Speaker 04

  Which are your son, my sir?

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude, exactly. That's what they're like.

• 3:05Speaker 04

  Which are your son, my sir?

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  When they colonized, there was a million of those.

• 3:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  Imagine on the beach.

• 3:16Speaker 04

  We're gonna take your country! We're gonna destroy your kingdom!

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:21Andrew Santino?

  Go back to the original picture.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:23Andrew Santino?

  This is the most interesting one that I want your advice on, because I know you're intelligent and the way that you operate is so astute, you can always call it out. I want to see the picture of the crew.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 3:32Andrew Santino?

  Of all the crew, the mu- the original Muppet Gang.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 3:35Andrew Santino?

  I gotta tell you.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here we go.

• 3:37Andrew Santino?

  Who is, well, he's not even in this. I was gonna say, where, Big Bird? What is Big Bird?

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  Big Bird?

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  What is Big Bird?

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  Big Bird's a bird.

• 3:46Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, what?

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  Race is Big Bird?

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 3:48Andrew Santino?

  I think he might be black. Or is it a guy, Big Bird?

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:52Andrew Santino?

  Uh, who knows, right? They kind of keep it, okay, oh, what about, uh?

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  Grover.

• 3:56Andrew Santino?

  We did Grover.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  Not Grover, what's the, what's the brown guy?

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  The dog to the top left?

• 4:01Andrew Santino?

  Fuzzy, Fuzzy.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  Not, not the right, to the left.

• 4:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, uh, the dog is, uh... What is his name, dude? Yeah, right there. Ralph, Ralph.

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  Ralph.

• 4:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Ralph.

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  I mean, we know what Ralph is. We know you know what, we don't even need to know what he.

• 4:17Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead, man.

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  No, you go ahead, man.

• 4:19Andrew Santino?

  No, you go ahead, man.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I'm confused.

• 4:20Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, I'm lost. You said you know what it is.

• 4:23Bobby Lee?

  I mean, he looks, um, like an adopted black kid.

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:29Andrew Santino?

  By a white family?

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that white family. Look at the way he's doing his hair now.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  He wants to fit into the family, right? So he got him straightened.

• 4:38Andrew Santino?

  That's not fair.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's not fair.

• 4:39Andrew Santino?

  You're right.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  Go back.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  Look at him.

• 4:41Andrew Santino?

  What about Fozzie Bear? See, Fozzie plays jazz.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Fozzie's dope.

• 4:46Andrew Santino?

  He's cool as shit. He's black.

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  And what's the woman, uh, what about Miss Piggy?

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, uh-oh. Well, I mean.

• 4:55Andrew Santino?

  Who is Miss Piggy? You think, what race would Miss Piggy be?

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  I mean, if you were to talk about anyone trans, that's, I think, Miss Piggy.

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  Miss Piggy's trans.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  It's gotta be pet trans.

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  You think so?

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah? And so Kermit?

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Kermit, yeah. Kermit, Kermit doesn't have, he's like, asexual.

• 5:12Andrew Santino?

  I think he is an a, yeah, he's an incel. Honestly, dude?

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  The mind of a man to come up with a world of Muppets.

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Here's another thing, the mind of, the people that, how do you write a kid, a song for Sesame Street?

• 5:29Andrew Santino?

  You and I can do one right now?

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  No, you can't.

• 5:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we can.

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  Mathematics, twice!

• 5:33Andrew Santino?

  You're already on it.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  That's the, that's the number two.

• 5:38Andrew Santino?

  Press the record right now.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, mathematics, three times.

• 5:41Andrew Santino?

  Right?

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  That's the number three.

• 5:44Andrew Santino?

  Okay, how about this?

• 5:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you go.

• 5:45Andrew Santino?

  Ready?

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I, I, I want it, I'm, I'm a producer.

• 5:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  And you're a writer.

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  Listen, dude, we need to, um, write a song. Kids don't know about vegetables, dude.

• 5:58Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  That writer, like, being confused and kinda scared is funny.

• 6:06Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  And we need pronto, dude, so we, all the vegetables, as many vegetables as you can, and no fruits.

• 6:14Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  That writer.

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  You got it, yeah.

• 6:17Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  We need in 20?

• 6:19Andrew Santino?

  20 days?

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  Minutes.

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  Minutes?

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  We need it right now.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do.

• 6:23Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:24Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  And you, that little Asian writer that you have, that, I don't know, be, yeah, yeah.

• 6:27Andrew Santino?

  Or Mr. Lillie.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  Mr. Lillie.

• 6:29Andrew Santino?

  He's my assistant.

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  You're his assistant, can you, maybe he can help.

• 6:32Andrew Santino?

  Fine, yeah, I have to get him off, he's at Centristor right now, working, but I can.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  What is it? Lai Lai. We have a line at that store. I know dude, they can wait. Oh my god. I got something way more important. What is it? We need to write a song about vegetables now. You need to. We need to, Lai Lai. You don't pay me. You owe me. John? You never made me the scent. Oh, that's right. That's right. Alright. So make it up, ready? I need the...

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  What is it about?

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Cabbages, asparagus, and spinach down your hatch. Broccoli, broccoli, broccoli. Stop, stop, stop for a second. Broccoli. Stop, stop.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  What? If we just do one vegetable, like, per phrase? Well dude, I'm trying to spread it out. It'll be the longest song.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  Mushrooms, mushrooms. Stop, stop. What?

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  We're two different kinds of artists, dude. Do you have the song? We're ready to go.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  Yup. Yeah, yeah. We're ready. Bye, Lai Lai.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here we go, you ready, sir? We're gonna play it live on the show. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great! Yeah, and what muppet are we gonna use for this? Please say Big Bird, please say Big Bird. The new one. Oh, the Puerto Rican one? Yeah, the Puerto Rican one, yeah. Fuck. The Filipino, Pongo. Pongo? Yeah. Okay. Hi, Pongo?

• 8:01Speaker 04

  Do you have the song for me?

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  Pongo, do you know your vegetables?

• 8:05Speaker 04

  But you used to... Okay, I'll read the lyrics. Mushrooms, mushrooms, mushrooms. That's it? Cut!

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  That's all you got, dude? That's all we got, you gave me 20 minutes.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  Was that Ellen John on it? Yeah, everyone's been on it. We should've been on Sesame Street. Yeah, look at him, a little pervy. How about this one? A little pervy smile, yeah.

• 8:29Speaker 04

  If you see a man in a van, don't get in.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 8:37Speaker 04

  If you see a man in a van, don't get in. Dun dun dun dun dun. But, but if you do get in, know your karate and taekwondo. Dun dun dun dun dun. But you're little, so he's gonna get you anyway. Dun dun dun dun dun. Get the sprays ready. Dun dun dun dun. Dun. Dun dun dun dun. And the whistle blow. Dun dun dun dun dun. Then try to escape if you can. Dun dun dun dun. And you. Dun dun dun dun. Dun dun dun dun dun. And when you escape the van, you run. Dun dun dun dun.

• 9:21Speaker 04

  And there's twelve of them chasing you. And they are brown. Dun dun dun dun. But no, race specifically. No specific race, but they're brown and they have accents. Dun dun. But nothing specific. Dun dun dun dun. But they're not illegal. Dun dun dun dun.

• 9:50Speaker 04

  No specific race. They're not illegal. No, they're here is totally legally. They're not asylums or refugees. Dun dun dun dun. Call us Sesame Street.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  Call us, we'll be great.

• 10:05Speaker 04

  I figured we can make a song for this, guys. I gotta be honest with you, dude. This new cologne that you got on is so good. It's driving me nuts.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 10:12Speaker 04

  It's getting me, I'm getting me horny.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 10:14Speaker 04

  I'm horny from it.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  Cause I, cause I go to the scent room.

• 10:17Speaker 04

  It's, I'm so horny.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Can I take you to the scent room?

• 10:19Speaker 04

  I'm, no, I'm, I don't, I keep it a secret from me. I'm, I'm like, you're not.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no.

• 10:22Speaker 04

  I'm your little mistress.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you, you gotta come to the scent room. I'll buy you a cologne.

• 10:26Speaker 04

  Well, it's not about that.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it is. What I like to do, my friend.

• 10:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  Is I take a friend, usually a woman.

• 10:32Speaker 04

  Me?

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:34Speaker 04

  I'll dress up for you.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  And we'll go to the scent room. It's on Larchmont, right? And then they have clothes and perfumes that aren't widely available.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I'm going. I'm being real. I'm going, I'm gonna go. So I, and I give them a smell, like, I have this one called, I forgot what it's called, but it's, it smells like cow poo. Oh, yes. No, no, be, no, be real. Yo, mupu. Yeah, it's not called mupu. It's not mupu? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it is mupu. Japanese. Yeah, it's Japanese, yeah. But when you spray it on your body, it changes the chemistry of it. Right, yeah. It does, you guys are laughing, it does. And you smell like sheep poop. Right. Yeah, it smells like sheep poop. After that, no. But, um, it does smell like a barn. Right? So I, I, so I'll go, I'll go in there, I'll go, so today I'm feeling like, um, like, okay, think of Nirvana. Whoa. Or the Enlightenment. Both? Yeah, give them both, dude. Both? Both Nirvanas.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Right. Right, and they go, what is it? I go, the band? They go, we don't know, because they're younger. Oh, they're kids. Right, right, right. So then think, um, Taylor Swift. Same kind of band. Same audience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, um, think Nirvana, the Enlightenment. Mm-hmm. Right? Then also think about, um, hiking. Ooh. And also think, think about, right? Cockfights. Oh, yeah.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Not the penis. No, no, no. I explained it to them. Cockfights, birds. Not, penis is fighting, but the birds fighting. Right? But also penis is fighting. That too. Yeah. Right, you can even say that. Yeah. And they go, we'll be right back. And they don't come back for hours. You're just standing there in the store. Right? Right? And then you come out and they go, eh, eh, maybe something else? And I go, I go, no! Nirvana? I yell. Cockfights? Nirvana, hiking, cockfights, right? You know, I mean, the two cocks? Two cockfights. Two cock, different kinds of cockfights. We'll be right back. Another hour passes, right? And they go, here we go. And this is it? No, this is not the one I'm wearing now. That's not the cockfight? No, no, no.

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  But that's what I'm saying, you and I can go in there, like, what do you want to smell like? Ooh, okay, Hootie and the Blowfish. Well, I'm the guy. Yeah. Welcome to the scent room. Hi. I'm Damai Tri. Hi, Damai Tri. Yeah, and, uh, Lili. Damai Tri Lili? Yes. Wonderful to meet you. Call me Mr. Lili. Okay, Mr. Lili. Yeah, well, hi. Hi. What you doing? I'm here to buy a scent. What were you thinking? Ooh, I'm thinking, like, what my vibe is right now. I think. Well, not now. Okay, went for another time? In the future. Hmm. Let's say 10 years from now. Got it. Right, cuz I know what you're gonna be doing 10 years from now. You do? Oh, yeah. Really? It, you're gonna- Does it look a little bit like this?

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  No, it doesn't. No.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm in a tomb? You're a tomb, dude. You're a mummy. I'm a mummy? Yes. Mummy dog? You don't know- Okay, my buddy came here, Bobby Lee. Do you know Bobby Lee? Oh. It's like my best friend. Yeah, the one that we, that, you mean the cow poop guy? If you're gonna try to insult my friend while he's not here, I'm gonna have to fight you. Well, it was very hard to fucking bottle the cow poop. We had to drive all the way down. Well, then why don't you work somewhere else? We, we did it. I'm sorry, sir. Yeah, he wanted what he wanted, you got what he wanted. Exactly, so what would you like, sir? Thank you. Yeah. He told me, Bobby said it's a band, an activity, and an animal thing. Exactly. That's right? Right, so let me get my chart out. Get it out. The first thing, please, the band. Band. Yes.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  Are you ready? I have my pen and my pa- sir, go to Sephora if this is the kinda energy you're gonna have. I just came from there, they sent me to you. Alright. They ran out of room. I'm gonna kick you out to Sephora the next time you give me a little fucking bite. Alright. That! What? I don't like that! I said alright! I'm Mr. Lillie! I know Mr. Lillie. Treat me with respect! Sir? Yeah, what's my first name? Tiki Tiki Tempo. No. Demetrius. Demetrius. Lillie. Lillie. Alright, sir. So here we go, I got the chart out, I have my pen, alright, and I'm ready, and the band. Quicksilver. Quicksilver, quick, silver, okay? Mm-hmm. It now, we have two quicks, I just wanted to write, we also have, um, the Avenger.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Give me a little bit of both. We also have the actual mineral Quicksilver as well. I'll take a little bit of all. Okay, so all three Quicksilver. Thank you. That's all we got, okay, so, and then the second thing, please. The activity. Activity, please. Space docking. Space docking, now we don't have space, we have moon landing. Now what is that? Oh! Yeah. I know. He brought it back. Mm-hmm. Armstrong dead. God bless. He brought it back from the moon in the 60s. If the moon landing was a sexual phrase, what is a moon landing? Excuse me?

• 15:20Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know what space docking is, right, sir? It's when one piece is uncircumcised and one circumcised, and the uncircumcised sleeve covers up the circumcision.

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, of course.

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  That's docking.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  Of course.

• 15:29Andrew Santino?

  What is a moon landing in sexual terms?

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  Moon landing is when, um, a woman or a man lays on his stomach. Right? And you get baking powder. And you pour baking powder, powder, all over his back.

• 15:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  Then you gotta get your moon shoes on.

• 15:44Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  You gotta get the thick ass moon shoes on.

• 15:47Andrew Santino?

  The big boots.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  The big boots. And I have one from actual NASA.

• 15:50Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, when I do my moon landings, I have one from, now, I stole it.

• 15:54Andrew Santino?

  You jacked it from NASA?

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  I only have one boot.

• 15:57Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  They're heavy.

• 15:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, and you, you try to get that boot across that fence. Right?

• 16:03Andrew Santino?

  Is that a Trump thing?

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 16:05Andrew Santino?

  A border boot?

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's a border boot.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You don't know NASA's in Mexico?

• 16:09Andrew Santino?

  One S, one K.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  NASA's in Mexico, I don't know if you know that. So anyway, so I put the one boot on, right, I put the baby, baby powder, and I do the moon, moon walking on the back.

• 16:17Andrew Santino?

  And that's a moonwalk?

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  That's a moonwalk, yeah.

• 16:18Andrew Santino?

  I had this vision of, you've seen the rockets when they have to control land them?

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:22Andrew Santino?

  Of like, someone with their legs above their head, butt in the air, and then a penis.

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do that? Wow.

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  And you know, this is a, uh, cologne perfume store?

• 16:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my bad.

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Can we move on, please?

• 16:33Andrew Santino?

  Sorry about that, yeah.

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what we're doing.

• 16:35Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so Quicksilver? Quicksilver?

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  So, yeah, so we got the, um...

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  The Avenger, the band?

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  Would, would you like the moonwalking?

• 16:42Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  So we put, "Moonwalking, the smell, okay? Hey, Li!" Uh, uh, there's another guy named Li.

• 16:49Andrew Santino?

  You're Mr. Li?

• 16:50Bobby Lee?

  I lie, and his name is Li.

• 16:51Andrew Santino?

  His first name's Li?

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  His first name's Li.

• 16:53Andrew Santino?

  Can I be honest with you, sir? This sounds like a lie.

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  It's not. And ironically, his last name is Janmatry.

• 17:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh!

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 17:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh!

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  It's reversed.

• 17:03Andrew Santino?

  I get it.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  It, so anyways, and that's third thing, please. Oh, I see, Li, um, get the baking powder ready, okay, so go ahead.

• 17:09Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Okay. Imagine, he, he, does he know what you're talking about? You just yelled, "Get the baking powder ready." Yeah, Moon. Oh, he knows that? That's signal for Moon? Yeah, exactly. Got it. So you have my band, my element, my Avenger. Quicksilver, all three. Get all three lie. And then we also have, um, Moon walking, lie, listen! Okay? And then the third thing, please. And the third thing is a what? It's an animal event? It's an animal event. It can be a variety of things. Okay. I mean, it could be a lion, the tiger. Falcor. Excuse me? Falcor from Neverending Story. Falcor. We don't have Falcor. I'm so sorry. We have cherub. You like cherubs? You seriously don't have Falcor? We don't have Falcor. No, he died in the movie. What?

• 17:55Bobby Lee?

  Yes. It's a little-known fact, but Falcor actually died. You know how Brandon Lee died? Yeah. Yeah, the fake, the bullet. Right, right. Falco died. Oh, do you remember? You know what I mean? The Alec Baldwin event? Same thing. Yeah. Unfortunately, you know what I mean? It happened again. Yeah, a dummy gun. And there's no guns in, which is crazy in Neverending Story. There is no guns in the movie. There should have been. I, exactly, but there was one. That shot Falcor. Anyway, he died. And lawsuit's still pending. I'll take a cherub. I'll take a cherub. I gotta go. Okay, well, it takes, well, to get the cherub, though, because we have to actually go. Buddy, can you? To Middle Earth. Honestly, can you hurry up? I know, but, sir. No, I'm serious. You think there's cherubs here in LA? I, it's your store.

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what you have back there. Paris Hilton had one years ago, died. Michael Jackson had one, right? But you know who ate it? His monkey. Bubbles? Bubbles ate the cherub. Wow. Yes, and it, that was a mess. Because that was my previous job. Okay, cleaning up? Massacres on Neverending, Never, Neverending Ranch, or whatever it's called. Neverending Ranch. Falcor flew to Neverending Ranch? Yes. That's how he died? Yeah, that's how he died. You're gonna sleep over forever. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, would you like it? Yes! Sit on our futon. I'm on it! I know. I know. I know you want it, but I don't think you're comfortable. I'm very comfortable. It's gonna take hours. I'm here!

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I'm gonna call my friend Bobby in the meantime. Hold on a second, okay? Yeah. I'm sorry, to get to... Also, what's the price of this shit? You'll see. To get to Middle Earth, you're gonna check this out. Pegasus.

• 19:42Bobby Lee?

  Pegasus, yes.

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  Yes, you have to go to Middle Earth again.

• 19:48Bobby Lee?

  To get a cherub. Fuck you!

• 19:50Andrew Santino?

  Whoa!

• 19:51Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, Pegasus. You see, fuck. Whoa! You shut! You're the one that killed Falcon!

• 19:59Andrew Santino?

  I'm Alec Baldwin.

• 20:00Bobby Lee?

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• 20:07Andrew Santino?

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• 20:09Andrew Santino?

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• 20:40Andrew Santino?

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• 21:16Bobby Lee?

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• 21:31Bobby Lee?

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• 21:39Andrew Santino?

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• 21:48Bobby Lee?

  So simple.

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  It's so very easy, okay? You can do it at home. And by the way, that's old news about having lots of money to be able to invest. Start with something small and you grow it very large for your future, for you, for your friends, and for me. You know, all my money's going to Bobby when I die because I love you the most and you're my little prince.

• 22:06Bobby Lee?

  And all my money's going to Tim Dillon.

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• 22:27Bobby Lee?

  ShipStation, choo-choo.

• 22:29Andrew Santino?

  What is that? Is that a train?

• 22:30Bobby Lee?

  It's a ship station.

• 22:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's a station of that, oh, ship station.

• 22:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and you know, and you have, if you ever have a company online, we use ShipStation.

• 22:37Andrew Santino?

  We have a company online.

• 22:38Bobby Lee?

  It's the best in the business.

• 22:39Andrew Santino?

  And we use them. They are the best in the business. And for those that don't know, ShipStation is incredible. They grow with your business no matter how big it gets. And they have discounts up to 88% off of UPS, DHL Express, and USPS rates, and up to 90% off FedEx rates.

• 22:54Bobby Lee?

  Seamlessly integrate with services and selling channels you already use, and manage orders on one easy dashboard.

• 23:02Andrew Santino?

  Well, here's the best part, honestly. As, as Bad Friends fans out there that love some of the merch that we throw up on this show, and thanks to some of the Bad Friends fans, we have great merch. How do we get it to you? It's because of ShipStation. With over 130,000 companies have grown their e-commerce business with ShipStation, and 98% of companies that stick with ShipStation for a year become customers for life.

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  Calm the chaos of order fulfillment with the shipping software that delivers. Switch to ShipStation today.

• 23:25Andrew Santino?

  Go to shipstation.com and use the code BADFRIENDS to sign up for your free trial.

• 23:29Bobby Lee?

  That's shipstation.com.

• 23:30Andrew Santino?

  The code is BADFRIENDS.

• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 23:34Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you, you're taking me to the Cent store. I'm dead serious. We're going.

• 23:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're going.

• 23:36Andrew Santino?

  I literally went to Larchmont yesterday.

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, have you been to the Cent room?

• 23:39Andrew Santino?

  No. I went down there and I ran into our good buddy, Andy Richter.

• 23:43Bobby Lee?

  Love him.

• 23:43Andrew Santino?

  You know, the last thing he said to me?

• 23:45Bobby Lee?

  What'd he say?

• 23:45Andrew Santino?

  My hand to God. Tell Bobby I said hello.

• 23:47Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 23:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he loves you. Andy Richter's like one of the coolest, nicest, funniest dudes I've ever met in my entire life. Smart.

• 23:54Bobby Lee?

  My hand to the devil?

• 23:55Andrew Santino?

  Just let me see it.

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  My, my hand to the devil.

• 23:57Andrew Santino?

  God bless.

• 23:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Who's Andy Richter?

• 24:01Andrew Santino?

  Are you serious?

• 24:01Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm going back to my old self. I'm going to the self that I was, I know who Andy is, I love him. From 30 minutes ago, and I'm gonna change that. Alright, I'm gonna shift gears.

• 24:10Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, show up that, let me bring you the picture again.

• 24:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's Andy Rick? That's not who I'm talking about.

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  What are you thinking of?

• 24:15Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm just curtailing your joke.

• 24:17Bobby Lee?

  So you, what, bought a shirt there?

• 24:19Andrew Santino?

  No, I went down there to kill some time, I bought a shirt and I saw how much the neighborhood had changed. Uh, it's so fun, it's-

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  It's a great, uh, let's do, um, a little game called, um, Down Larchmont Lane.

• 24:30Andrew Santino?

  Down Larchmont Boulevard.

• 24:32Bobby Lee?

  Boulevard, okay. So, a lot of people listening from all over the world-

• 24:35Andrew Santino?

  You gonna puke?

• 24:37Bobby Lee?

  I just had a Ozempic burp.

• 24:38Andrew Santino?

  My god, dude.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  I just had an Ozempic burp.

• 24:40Andrew Santino?

  When I see it start, I don't-

• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  I know, you get scared, I know, dude.

• 24:43Andrew Santino?

  It gives me PTSD.

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  I know, dude. I'm fine.

• 24:45Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So, a lot of people from all over, around the world, um, if, um, you're in Los Angeles, there's a street called Larchmont.

• 24:52Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:53Bobby Lee?

  And, um, it's a great, um, neighborhood. Can we say?

• 24:57Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's very midwestern, actually, in many ways.

• 25:01Andrew Santino?

  It feels like everywhere and nowhere at once.

• 25:03Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 25:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:04Andrew Santino?

  It can be anywhere.

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's like Never Ending Ranch.

• 25:08Andrew Santino?

  Never Ending Ranch?

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So let's go down Larchmont Lane, that's Eric Griffin's dream.

• 25:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  All-you-can-eat ranch dressing. He does it with a straw, a boba straw.

• 25:18Andrew Santino?

  Imagine Eric, Eric, Eric got kicked out of a buffet, and they were like, he's like, "It's all you can eat." And they're like, "No, not all you can eat."

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:28Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  "You ate a chair."

• 25:32Andrew Santino?

  Stop. Alright.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, um-

• 25:34Andrew Santino?

  Larchmont Boulevard.

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  So let's go, let's, cause you, you recently, or you were there yesterday?

• 25:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  So let's, you wanna grade our little stores down there? Let's, one-

• 25:41Andrew Santino?

  Let's do it.

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  Alright. So there's a Rite Aid.

• 25:44Andrew Santino?

  Uh, what are we doing, what are we doing, out of 10?

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's go to 1 through 10, yeah.

• 25:49Andrew Santino?

  No, 1 through 5 is easier.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  1 through 5, yeah, there's a Rite Aid.

• 25:52Andrew Santino?

  Alright, it gets a, it gets a 4 for supply, cause there's always something in there, but it gets a 2 for the fentanyl front door.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 25:59Andrew Santino?

  You have to like duck and dodge-

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  Couple of fentanyl. Yes, very good.

• 26:03Andrew Santino?

  So it gets, that's-

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  That should be in there.

• 26:04Andrew Santino?

  Double rating.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. There's a Salt and Straw.

• 26:07Andrew Santino?

  Salt and Straw, as I was just about to say.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  You were about to say Salt and Straw?

• 26:09Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna hear your rating for Salt and Straw.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  You know, I think it's hype.

• 26:12Andrew Santino?

  I agree.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  Do you really?

• 26:14Andrew Santino?

  Van Leeuwen is way better. And so is, uh...

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  I, I prefer Baskin Robbins.

• 26:19Andrew Santino?

  Now you're wrong.

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not!

• 26:21Andrew Santino?

  Now you're absolutely wrong.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm not. What happened to the good old rocky road, baby?

• 26:26Andrew Santino?

  It's not rocky.

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  Pearls and cream, baby!

• 26:28Andrew Santino?

  It ain't the same.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  Butter pecan, baby!

• 26:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, first of all, McConnell's, out of Santa Barbara, phenomenal.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:35Andrew Santino?

  And Van Leeuwen, both better than Salt and Straw.

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 26:37Andrew Santino?

  By a lan- it's not even close.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  Also, don't put goat cheese in ice cream.

• 26:40Andrew Santino?

  I don't want that!

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and fennel.

• 26:42Andrew Santino?

  I don't like that.

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 26:44Andrew Santino?

  I might.

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 26:45Andrew Santino?

  What do you grade the Salt and Straw, number wise, out of five?

• 26:47Bobby Lee?

  Are we comparing that Salt and Straw with all the other Salt and Straws?

• 26:50Andrew Santino?

  In general, it's a broad spectrum. I mean, it's like, we can be...

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  It's the best Salt and Straw in the business.

• 26:54Andrew Santino?

  The one on Larchmont.

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  But compared to other ice cream businesses, one through five, a three. It's still good.

• 26:59Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:00Andrew Santino?

  Then next door to that is Aesop. The, the, the, uh...

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, dude.

• 27:04Andrew Santino?

  It's like lotions and...

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  Dude, dude, dude. Let me tell you about Aesop.

• 27:07Andrew Santino?

  Give it to me.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  Five out of five.

• 27:09Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  Any Aesop.

• 27:10Andrew Santino?

  All of them?

• 27:11Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 27:11Andrew Santino?

  Why do you like them so much?

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  Cause that's all I have in my house.

• 27:14Andrew Santino?

  They do give free samples outside.

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  No, I buy it.

• 27:17Andrew Santino?

  You really?

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:18Andrew Santino?

  I've never bought it once.

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  Body, the body, um, wash.

• 27:22Andrew Santino?

  I go inside, I get what I need, and I go home.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  Aesop, keep doing it.

• 27:25Andrew Santino?

  I come with little fill-up things.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:26Andrew Santino?

  Never paid for it.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  God.

• 27:28Andrew Santino?

  How about the, uh, how about the, uh, the children's bookstore there?

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  Five out of five.

• 27:33Andrew Santino?

  Five out of five? Five out of five.

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  When I drop out my nephew.

• 27:37Andrew Santino?

  Your ne- your nephew?

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's 24, but he's not going. No, my, oh, so, and then there's also a, um...

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  There's a pet store across the street.

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  Tail Waggers.

• 27:46Andrew Santino?

  Tail Waggers is right there.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I like Tail Waggers.

• 27:48Andrew Santino?

  It's fine.

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  They have my number in the thing.

• 27:50Andrew Santino?

  Me too, unfortunately.

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 27:52Andrew Santino?

  Because when we used to have the dog over, we used to have dogs, uh, dogs at the dog.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  Where do you go now for your dog stuff?

• 27:57Andrew Santino?

  I call my cousin.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 27:59Andrew Santino?

  And I say, "Come to the house and watch the dog." Because last time, we put her in one of those places, like Healthy Spot.

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:04Andrew Santino?

  She bit three dogs.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  She did. She bit their faces.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  I was asking, like, where do you buy your supplies, but you're saying grooming now.

• 28:12Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I thought you meant, I'm saying daycare, like to sit the dog if we're going, if we-

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so they used to go to tail waggers for get daycare?

• 28:18Andrew Santino?

  Long time ago.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 28:19Andrew Santino?

  She didn't bite, she didn't bite any other dogs, by the way.

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  I had my Vietnamese friend do it. And he salivates.

• 28:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Just sits there and drools.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  Mouth gets so watery. It's a, it's a discipline for him. But anyway.

• 28:30Andrew Santino?

  No, we had to switch. No, she didn't bite any other dogs. I was kidding. She, uh, hated it. My dog fucking hated it. They'd be like, oh, Cubs just goes in the corner and sits by herself.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, don't you hate when that happens?

• 28:40Andrew Santino?

  I think she gets intimidated by other stranger dogs and so she was like, fuck this, I'm just gonna, and she just goes, sits by herself.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  What are you gonna do when he dies? She dies. Ooh.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  Brutal, brutal, brutal. Tears of sadness for sure. Long cries, long cries, long cries.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, let's move on.

• 29:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna have her cloned. I've looked into cloning, I'm gonna do it.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  I know, because you know what? Let me tell you something, Frank. Let's do it.

• 29:09Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna, I wanna clone it.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:11Andrew Santino?

  I wanna clone it.

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  Cause you can't. Yeah, go ahead.

• 29:13Andrew Santino?

  Fifty grand? Never mind, we'll get a new dog.

• 29:17Andrew Santino?

  Also, also-

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  Did you get your dog back?

• 29:19Andrew Santino?

  It's not your dog.

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  It is, it's your dog.

• 29:20Andrew Santino?

  It's not the same.

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  When you clone, yes it is, it's your dog! From toe to top.

• 29:25Andrew Santino?

  No, but the, but the soul is different.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  From nose to toe, I don't know, whatever.

• 29:28Andrew Santino?

  But it, but the soul is not the same. It's not gonna have the same personality, it's not gonna have the same-

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna be so similar, though.

• 29:35Andrew Santino?

  It's not gonna know my songs. It's not gonna have all my songs.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I'm your dog. Ooh, ooh, ooh, do songs, sing me songs.

• 29:42Andrew Santino?

  The first song I sing when I get in the house, I go, "Sweetie, sweetie, who's my little sweetie?"

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's, yeah.

• 29:49Andrew Santino?

  "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." And then I pick her up and then she goes,

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 29:54Andrew Santino?

  "Who's my little sweetie?"

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:57Andrew Santino?

  Give me your song.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I just do talk.

• 29:59Andrew Santino?

  You just full talk?

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  "Maybe what I do, you do, you do, you do."

• 30:02Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  Right? And they go, "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, right?" "How do you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you." And they go,

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  Cause I'm holding it maybe too tight.

• 30:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, too tight.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? But, no, I love my animal.

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  It'd be funny to talk to your dogs just like a human. Like you walk in, you're like, what's going on, man? How've you been?

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 30:21Andrew Santino?

  But not giving it any, like the inflection of like,

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  Imagine if you can give them some intelligence.

• 30:28Andrew Santino?

  Your dog's smart.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  No, but like to the speaking, so they can speak.

• 30:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, like what could they understand?

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  Like that you give them, you know, an eight-year-old's intelligence.

• 30:38Andrew Santino?

  A little bit more.

• 30:39Bobby Lee?

  A fifteen-year-old's.

• 30:40Andrew Santino?

  Fifteen, fourteen, fifteen's pretty good.

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  No, he's gonna, "Fuck off, dad!"

• 30:43Andrew Santino?

  That's why it's fun.

• 30:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't want that.

• 30:45Andrew Santino?

  No, I want that.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 30:46Andrew Santino?

  My dog's pretty smart, dude. She made a-

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  Just smoking in the, in the, in the room. Yeah, yeah, no.

• 30:51Andrew Santino?

  Okay, go back to Larchmont.

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  Go Larchmont. So I, so I, I'm, I'm, I'm not done. Um, there's, um, here's another thing. They have a Poki place. And can I tell you about Poki? Not into it.

• 31:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm out.

• 31:03Bobby Lee?

  Dude, why, okay, why are, why are you out of Poki? I'll tell you why I'm out of Poki.

• 31:07Andrew Santino?

  Okay, two reasons.

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:09Andrew Santino?

  One, fast food sushi has never been my, I like it, I like sushi that they, I'm at the sushi joint, he cuts the fish, I eat it. I don't want, it's been cut five hours ago in the morning, sits in the cooler, then it gets slopped in a bowl with sriracha mayo. Not a fan.

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  I'm not a fan of that as well, my friend.

• 31:28Andrew Santino?

  I just want fresh-

• 31:29Bobby Lee?

  I want fresh cut shit, dude.

• 31:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude.

• 31:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That's why I've never done like sushi in one of those like rotary, what's it called?

• 31:37Andrew Santino?

  Timeout. But in Japan, those are fucking awesome. Because they do cut it fresh and they put it on there and it can only go around so many times.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but in North Hollywood, it's on there for three days, three days. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. The salmon's all green. I don't like it.

• 31:52Andrew Santino?

  You're like, dude, in Northridge, it'll rotate for a month.

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  For a month, exactly. So anyway, so I don't, I, I as well, don't like it.

• 31:59Andrew Santino?

  Okay, ah.

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  A Poki out for me. I hate going to Hawaii too, because like Kalila and everyone's always like-

• 32:04Andrew Santino?

  They love Poki.

• 32:05Bobby Lee?

  Let's go to the Poki. I go, "No, thanks. I'm not going to no fucking Poki, man."

• 32:08Andrew Santino?

  Just go to a sushi joint.

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna go to my Omakase sushi joint, where he slices it right in front of my fucking eyes. Anyway, let's move on. There's a donut place called Holy Grill Donut.

• 32:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  Have you had it?

• 32:19Andrew Santino?

  I have. Now, this is where I regress. Because you Baskin Robbins, the ice cream thing, whether or not you were joking, I think shitty donuts are better than fancy donuts. This whole new fancy donut thing can fuck off.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, man, we are in a trouble right now, my friend.

• 32:33Andrew Santino?

  Give me Dunkin' Donuts over fancy donuts all fucking day.

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you have no idea-

• 32:40Andrew Santino?

  Dunkin' Donuts munchkins? The little munchkins? The donut holes?

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  No, dude, that's how you fuck, dude. That's so gross. No.

• 32:48Andrew Santino?

  No, this is how I fuck.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Dude, fancy donut fucks, it sucks.

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  Holy Grail does this.

• 32:56Andrew Santino?

  It's good.

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  No, you've never had it.

• 32:58Andrew Santino?

  I have.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Because if you had, ridiculous things wouldn't come out of your fucking mouth like that.

• 33:03Andrew Santino?

  It's too much. It's what Voodoo Donuts does too. It's like, we put all the bullshit on.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  No, no, not Voodoo. I didn't say Voodoo, dude.

• 33:08Andrew Santino?

  It's the same shit.

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  Is Dunkin' warm? Let's get to the fuck. No, it's not. It's never warm.

• 33:15Andrew Santino?

  Yes, it is.

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not.

• 33:16Andrew Santino?

  Yes, it is.

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:17Andrew Santino?

  I go to Dunk all the time. I'm a Dunk dog, dude.

• 33:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 33:20Andrew Santino?

  Bring up Holy Grail. Picture their fucking website. They, look, this whole fancy donut thing for like eight bucks a donut, that ain't it, my guy. That ain't it.

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's go to, look at the donut.

• 33:31Andrew Santino?

  I'll give you one better than them, by the way. You know who, you know who tops them?

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 33:34Andrew Santino?

  The one, uh...

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  You don't even know the name. That's how sad it is.

• 33:37Andrew Santino?

  No, I do. I do, I do, I do. Is Phone Nuts. I'll take a Phone Nut over these.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you like Phone Nuts, okay. Now, let's zoom into the, what they have here.

• 33:44Andrew Santino?

  That one says cancer?

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not.

• 33:46Andrew Santino?

  So you get cancer when you eat it?

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, only colon.

• 33:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's easy.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Only colon.

• 33:51Andrew Santino?

  That's very, very literal. You would from this stuff.

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um...

• 33:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Chaga Chai?

• 33:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look at Virgo. Come on, guy.

• 33:57Andrew Santino?

  Black Sabbath. Imagine how mad Ozzy would be if he saw that donut.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  My band is not, not, it's shitty donuts. Yeah. Anyway, uh, let's move on from it.

• 34:07Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, let's keep going. Give me the, go to their website. Give me the price of these fucking bullshit donuts.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  They're also small.

• 34:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're, they're...

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I love them.

• 34:14Andrew Santino?

  Give me the prices. What, what does this cost to get it? They're probably not gonna show you.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  What are you shaking your head for? You've never had one before.

• 34:19Andrew Santino?

  Four duck, four bucks a donut.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 34:22Speaker 05

  It's too much shit on it.

• 34:23Andrew Santino?

  Too much shit.

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  Four dollars for a donut.

• 34:27Andrew Santino?

  Four dollars a donut.

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 34:28Andrew Santino?

  Brother, if I go to fucking Donut Girl, the lady by my, by my...

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  It's cheap, that's why.

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  It's 65 cents for a donut.

• 34:35Bobby Lee?

  It's cheap. Cheap ingredients.

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  What do you think they're using?

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  Good shit from Hawaii.

• 34:40Andrew Santino?

  The fuck they are.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, roots and stuff.

• 34:43Andrew Santino?

  Look up, hey...

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  From Hawaii.

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  Look up Holy Grail Donuts controversy. Just type that in.

• 34:47Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 34:48Andrew Santino?

  Just look it up.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  There is no, oh.

• 34:50Andrew Santino?

  The main controversy surrounding Holy Grail Donuts is that some customers claim the taste... Particularly the taro based ones are significantly better when purchased directly in Hawaii compared to locations here in the mainland. They're using bullshit here, not shipping the good shit here.

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're, it's like saying this guy.

• 35:04Andrew Santino?

  They're not shipping the good shit here, pal.

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  It's like this gold isn't, is better in Hawaii than it's taro, dude.

• 35:09Andrew Santino?

  Is, is gold better in Hawaii?

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 35:11Andrew Santino?

  It is, proving my point.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  You're right, it is.

• 35:14Andrew Santino?

  Here's the deal.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:15Andrew Santino?

  There's only certain supply chains that can get it right all over the globe. McDonald's, it's a home run. It's a home run. Places like this, they're just, they don't have the infrastructure.

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  Also.

• 35:26Bobby Lee?

  You're really pissing me off.

• 35:27Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:28Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  What about Krispy Kreme? What's your opinion on Krispy Kreme?

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  Better than, better than.

• 35:34Andrew Santino?

  Holy Grail?

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  No, better than, uh.

• 35:36Andrew Santino?

  Dunkin? Yes.

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 35:39Andrew Santino?

  But let me tell you something about.

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  Now we're on Earth.

• 35:41Andrew Santino?

  But let me tell you something about Krispy Kreme.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Now we're on planet Earth.

• 35:43Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you about Krispy Kreme. The only donut you can have there is the original glaze.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  And that's what I was talking about.

• 35:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but they do other shit. But Dunkin' does other shit and Krispy Kreme can't do that.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:54Andrew Santino?

  Because the chocolate glazed ones at Krispy Kreme kick fucking rocks. The chocolate glazed at Dunkin' Donuts?

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay. We should do this, okay?

• 36:03Andrew Santino?

  And you know it.

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  I already know, okay, we should do have a donut taste, but I already know, right, that it's, there's such a difference between a good donut and garbage donut. He's gonna pick the garbage one every time.

• 36:14Andrew Santino?

  That's not true.

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  To defend his own point of view, right? So we can't even have that contest, because this piece of shit, right, it needs to win rather than accept that he's wrong.

• 36:23Andrew Santino?

  Sounds familiar, doesn't it?

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, because.

• 36:25Andrew Santino?

  I'm doing my Bobby Lee today and I'm on it. I'm playing Bobby Lee today.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  Wow, dude, you, you wanna go, go blows or what?

• 36:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, blah, blah, blah, go blows.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  No. Let's go down, can we go down to Larchmont Lane or no?

• 36:35Andrew Santino?

  Let's go, dude.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  Or let's continue back on Larchmont Lane.

• 36:38Andrew Santino?

  Make us a shirt that says Bad Friends on Larchmont Lane.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay, now there's a couple of, so there's the scent room next to Holy Grail. But there's another one that's a cologne, but it's very, it's a chain. I forgot what it was called.

• 36:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's La Labo is there, right?

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  Not La Labo, it's another one like that.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  Diptyque?

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  Diptyque. What's your opinion of Diptyque?

• 36:55Andrew Santino?

  Love the candles. Love a Diptyque candle, made here in the States. I like the Diptyque candles. I like them. They're good. I don't, I don't, it's, you know, they're 80 bucks a candle.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  A girl there ghosted me. I'm out.

• 37:08Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:10Andrew Santino?

  Call him right now. I'm gonna call him.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, don't.

• 37:11Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm gonna call him.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  Give me the Diptyque on Larchmont. I'm gonna call her right now.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  No, she doesn't work there anymore.

• 37:15Andrew Santino?

  What's her name? We'll blank it out.

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:17Speaker 06

  That was your date spot, a candle shop?

• 37:19Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 37:21Andrew Santino?

  Bro.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  She works there, you fucking...

• 37:25Speaker 06

  How does she ghost you if she works there?

• 37:27Bobby Lee?

  Don't do... If you... Don't do... I was kidding. I'm lying.

• 37:31Andrew Santino?

  So am I.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  Don't call.

• 37:33Andrew Santino?

  It's a bit.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  But don't call them.

• 37:35Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  Because...

• 37:36Andrew Santino?

  I'm not gonna say your name or anything.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you really?

• 37:38Andrew Santino?

  Jesus fucking Christ, can I just do a bit?

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 37:42Andrew Santino?

  I'm calling him.

• 37:44Bobby Lee?

  But don't say my name.

• 37:48Andrew Santino?

  What was your first name? Lili? What was your first name?

• 37:50Bobby Lee?

  Mr. Lili. Dimitri.

• 37:54Andrew Santino?

  Hi, I just wanna give you just a little, uh, something I wanna say is my good friend Dimitri Lili uh, was seeing someone that was working at your store and, um, or starting a date and she ghosted him and I just was calling to try to repair the relationship. Is, is... Does she still work there?

• 38:14Speaker 07

  Sorry.

• 38:15Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 38:17Speaker 07

  No, she has not worked here for over a year.

• 38:20Andrew Santino?

  Well, I can tell you something. She kind of did a number on a buddy of mine and I'm just, uh, I don't know what kind of person she was personally, but I just wanted to tell her myself, give her my two cents how we do it, where I'm from is, that's not, that's not nice and that's not okay. And I'm glad that she's not there anymore, I'll tell ya. I would hope and pray she got fired.

• 38:39Speaker 07

  I am sorry to hear that. I have no opinion of her. I joined around the time she left.

• 38:43Andrew Santino?

  Great, great. Well, have a wonderful, wonderful day.

• 38:47Speaker 07

  You as well. Bye bye.

• 38:48Andrew Santino?

  Bye.

• 38:50Andrew Santino?

  Handled your business, dude. Why'd you get so nervous and...

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  I hate prank call calls.

• 38:56Andrew Santino?

  It's not a prank.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:57Andrew Santino?

  It's not a prank.

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  I did have...

• 38:59Andrew Santino?

  It's not a prank.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  There was a girl there.

• 39:01Andrew Santino?

  He had no opinion of her, he said. I wasn't being mean. Here's my thing. I don't like prank calls either. I'm not being mean to him.

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:07Andrew Santino?

  I'm being mean about a character of a person that doesn't exist. See, I'm not pranking him. I'm just telling him my tale. And my tale is something else. And by the way, if you're gonna prank call at home, call somewhere, but make up a story that does, it's not mean or rude to them. I'm just giving him a piece of my little fantasy life.

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  Mmm hmm.

• 39:27Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what I mean?

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:28Andrew Santino?

  Just talk to him.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  Um...

• 39:30Andrew Santino?

  Okay, go down Larchmont Avenue now.

• 39:31Bobby Lee?

  So, no, so we went to Diptic. Okay, and then sent room?

• 39:35Andrew Santino?

  You know, there's a card store, there's like a paper source or something like that.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, which we like.

• 39:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's fine. We could just bring up the Google Maps.

• 39:41Speaker 06

  That new bakery is pretty good.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no. Lev- Lev-.

• 39:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Levain.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  Best baker in town.

• 39:47Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  I had that the other day with the Chi- the Asians.

• 39:51Andrew Santino?

  With Chinese?

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, with me, Andrea Jean, and Jean. Yeah, we went to, um... That bakery is the best. They have the best cookies in town.

• 39:58Andrew Santino?

  We love Andrea Jean. She's the best. Okay, zoom into there. And here's my biggest beef about this whole thing.

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 40:04Andrew Santino?

  So at the very end of the block there, go down south, you're there, right there at that last intersection. What street is that? First, First, First Ave, First Street? And here's my biggest beef about this whole thing.

• 40:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  So at the very end of the block there, go down south, you're there, right there at that last intersection. What street is that? First, First, First Ave, First Street? So right, there's a Chase Bank on the corner. Right now, there's a Buck Mason right there. You see it says Buck Mason Clothing Store?

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:26Andrew Santino?

  That used to be Larchmont Village, um... Larchmont Bakery, or whatever. Larchmont Cafe, the Larchmont Cafe. It was one of the best coffee and breakfast joints. And do you know why they closed down?

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  I've never even heard of it.

• 40:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it was incredible. It was so good.

• 40:40Speaker 06

  It's in Echo Park now.

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  They moved, I know. But do you know why?

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 40:43Andrew Santino?

  They got kicked off the street.

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  1-800-FLOWERS.COM. Valentine's Day is coming up, and for me, there's only one place I trust, 1-800-FLOWERS.COM.

• 40:55Andrew Santino?

  It's the only place that I've ever used, man. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-FLOWERS.COM that my wifey absolutely loves.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  And that's, this year, we're partnering with 1-800-FLOWERS to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for our listeners, double the roses for free.

• 41:12Andrew Santino?

  Double the roses? That's incredible.

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  That's double right there.

• 41:14Andrew Santino?

  That is beautiful. And you can spray them all over the place, man. Where do you want them? In the bedroom, on the couch, put them in her car, you know, whatever.

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  Garage for me.

• 41:23Andrew Santino?

  Garage. Put them in the garage. All roses from 1-800-FLOWERS are picked at their peak, cared for every step of the way, and shipped fresh to ensure lasting beauty.

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  Think ahead this year. When you order one dozen, they'll double the rose bouquet for free at great value.

• 41:36Andrew Santino?

  That's 24 roses. What are you talking about? That's so fast and so beautiful. Win their hearts this Valentine's with 1-800-FLOWERS.COM. To claim your double, your roses offer, go to 1-800- 800flowers.com/badfriends.

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  That's 800flowers.com/badfriends.

• 41:48Andrew Santino?

  Factor.

• 41:49Bobby Lee?

  Hey guy.

• 41:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah bub.

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  I love eating food.

• 41:51Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  And I'm trying to lose weight.

• 41:53Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

  I use Factor.

• 41:54Andrew Santino?

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• 41:55Bobby Lee?

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• 41:55Andrew Santino?

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• 42:02Bobby Lee?

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• 42:15Andrew Santino?

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• 42:25Bobby Lee?

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• 42:32Andrew Santino?

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• 42:42Bobby Lee?

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• 42:51Andrew Santino?

  That's code BADFRIENDS50OFF at factormeals.com/badfriends50off to get 50% off plus free shipping on your first box. What happened was, the neighborhood, someone, there's a fucking snitch rat in the neighborhood, and because they were operating whatever hours of the day, these people that, because right behind them are houses, right?

• 43:14Bobby Lee?

  Right. They were open late.

• 43:16Andrew Santino?

  They were open probably later than a normal place would be.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:19Andrew Santino?

  And they were mad, so then someone in the fucking neighborhood found out they weren't registered to have this certain code of restaurant, or whatever, to like, make coffee and sell food and alcohol or whatever.

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 43:32Andrew Santino?

  And they got that place fucking closed down after like 20 some-odd years.

• 43:35Bobby Lee?

  Do we know this person's name?

• 43:36Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't know who did it, but I'm telling you, if I find out, because you took that away from me, because I used to have coffee there in the morning and right in the corner, one of my favorite places to get a cup of coffee, they brewed it, they had the fucking coffee vat things there with the beans.

• 43:51Bobby Lee?

  My god, they're that big?

• 43:53Andrew Santino?

  They're this big!

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  I had no idea they were that big.

• 43:55Andrew Santino?

  Show him with the bean machine.

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 43:57Andrew Santino?

  Show him a bean machine.

• 43:58Bobby Lee?

  I always thought they were this big.

• 44:00Andrew Santino?

  That's what I call my wife's vagina, the bean machine.

• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:03Andrew Santino?

  Show him the bean machine. Coffee bean, uh, roasting machine. There it is. Coffee bean roasting machine. Roasting machine.

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  There it is.

• 44:13Andrew Santino?

  That's not it.

• 44:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 44:15Andrew Santino?

  It's a big vat with the beans. There it is.

• 44:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 44:20Andrew Santino?

  Tell me that's not as big as the arms.

• 44:21Bobby Lee?

  It was so big dude.

• 44:22Speaker 04

  Look at this, look at this, that's the fuck.

• 44:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:24Speaker 04

  And that's where it makes the beans nice to make me poop.

• 44:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:29Andrew Santino?

  By the way, I've realized after like forty-one years on this planet, I don't think I've pooped without coffee in twenty some odd years.

• 44:35Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 44:36Andrew Santino?

  I don't think so.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 44:38Andrew Santino?

  If I don't have coffee, I'm not pooping.

• 44:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too, I think.

• 44:42Andrew Santino?

  I have to, I have to.

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  I need coffee so bad.

• 44:45Andrew Santino?

  Like, I feel, I'm serious. If I'm on the road and I need to grab a cup of coffee, it'll be like two or three PM and I'm like, I haven't pooped.

• 44:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh, quick trivia.

• 44:53Andrew Santino?

  Go.

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  What's older, the Eiffel Tower or Nintendo?

• 44:58Andrew Santino?

  Oddly enough, Nintendo.

• 45:00Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 45:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 45:01Bobby Lee?

  How'd you know?

• 45:02Andrew Santino?

  Cause Nintendo.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  Did you know that?

• 45:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, Nintendo was started when Jack the Ripper was still, uh, operating.

• 45:14Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that kid at school dude? Dude, you know that kid?

• 45:17Andrew Santino?

  So.

• 45:18Bobby Lee?

  You know that kid in school?

• 45:19Andrew Santino?

  Annoying.

• 45:20Bobby Lee?

  The most annoying kid in school. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 45:24Speaker 04

  Well, did you guys know?

• 45:25Bobby Lee?

  Did you know this? Yeah. When Jack the Ripper was still operating. You mean murdering?

• 45:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 45:33Andrew Santino?

  Operating is the weirdest word for a murderer.

• 45:35Speaker 05

  I don't know, working, I don't know what to say.

• 45:37Andrew Santino?

  Working?

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  Working, no.

• 45:38Andrew Santino?

  He's not getting paid.

• 45:39Speaker 05

  That's why I said operating.

• 45:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:41Andrew Santino?

  Killing people.

• 45:42Bobby Lee?

  Killing. Wow, so yes.

• 45:45Andrew Santino?

  Give me more trivia, I like.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  That's the only one I know.

• 45:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, get another one.

• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:49Andrew Santino?

  That is, that is.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  It's an interesting thing.

• 45:51Andrew Santino?

  Have you been to the Eiffel Tower?

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  I have.

• 45:53Andrew Santino?

  And? Rank it out of five.

• 45:55Bobby Lee?

  Out of all the towers I've been to?

• 45:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  Two.

• 45:58Andrew Santino?

  Right behind the twin?

• 45:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. No, honestly, rank it out of five. Two for real. Out of, out of-

• 46:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh no, it's probably five. The one in Vegas is better.

• 46:07Andrew Santino?

  I agree!

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, the one in Vegas is better.

• 46:10Andrew Santino?

  I went to the Ivaltaro, so let down.

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  And then, you know, and then when you first, when you go down Larchmont a little further, I get a little lost here.

• 46:17Andrew Santino?

  That's how, I die down. The pizza joint's fine.

• 46:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, um, well, Mulberry's.

• 46:21Andrew Santino?

  You know Mulberry's?

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, um-

• 46:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, there's a Creation Juicery and all that stuff?

• 46:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, all that stuff.

• 46:25Andrew Santino?

  Does it say Jerry Seinfeld? He's just on Larchmont?

• 46:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's-

• 46:28Andrew Santino?

  What am I doing on Larchmont? There's a Pete's Coffee.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:32Speaker 02

  She said, "Go get 'em."

• 46:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, go get 'em, Tiger, too. So, there's about nine coffee shops-

• 46:36Bobby Lee?

  It's a good place, if you're in LA, to go shopping.

• 46:39Andrew Santino?

  Take a walk.

• 46:39Bobby Lee?

  And take a walk. It's a really nice place. Parking's a bitch.

• 46:43Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  Parking.

• 46:44Andrew Santino?

  Park in the neighborhood.

• 46:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is this what you do?

• 46:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 46:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, fuck, dude, trying to wait for those spots?

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there's also, you know, here's another thing about the signs. I never know what the signs are.

• 46:53Andrew Santino?

  I don't read 'em.

• 46:54Bobby Lee?

  You just park wherever?

• 46:55Andrew Santino?

  I just park, and if I get a ticket, I get a ticket. By the way, it's, it's not failed me for 20 years in LA.

• 47:00Bobby Lee?

  So you'll park in a residential thing where it says you need a tag?

• 47:03Andrew Santino?

  I'll figure it out. I almost always get away with it. Now, where I don't get away with it is meters. Meters are insane. They got like a gun out, waiting for you, like, "Yeah, you got two, two minutes left."

• 47:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:16Andrew Santino?

  "You got two minutes."

• 47:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:17Andrew Santino?

  But in the neighborhood, those guys got a circle so big and look at every tag, nah, he can get away with it.

• 47:22Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. Yeah, I got towed in West Hollywood once when I was at a lady's house.

• 47:27Andrew Santino?

  But you slept over?

• 47:28Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 47:28Andrew Santino?

  A t- overnight's different than during the day.

• 47:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you, ah, I got that two wrong.

• 47:32Andrew Santino?

  Nighttime, you cannot, nighttime, no, no.

• 47:34Bobby Lee?

  Like, nighttime, no, why?

• 47:37Andrew Santino?

  Why not, no, no, because that's when they're really bub- that's when they're, that's when they have time to get people.

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

  But they actually tow you?

• 47:42Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent.

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 47:43Andrew Santino?

  Because they make so much fucking money.

• 47:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:45Andrew Santino?

  How much it costs to get your tow, your car out? Eight hundred dollars or something?

• 47:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hundreds of dollars.

• 47:48Andrew Santino?

  It's so stupid.

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  It's, it makes, makes me so mad.

• 47:51Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's, it's unjust. It's unfair.

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:54Andrew Santino?

  That's why I want to do, um, put the, uh, you know, now they sell, you can lock your wheels so they can't tow it. Have you seen this? Then they have to get a flatbed in there.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 48:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:05Bobby Lee?

  Get one of those?

• 48:05Andrew Santino?

  Some guy in New York put a video up about him, like, lock, there was things you can put around your wheels so you, so they can't tow you.

• 48:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 48:11Andrew Santino?

  But they flatbed you, then they can. They can get you.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  I just created an invention, just when you just said that. Here's my invention, dude.

• 48:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  Like a bike lock. Right? Like like a bike lock, right?

• 48:25Andrew Santino?

  On your top, through your wheels?

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  Not through the wheels even. Like, you know, the piping below?

• 48:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, boy.

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 48:32Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna find out how little you know about cars.

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  There's no, there's no piping below?

• 48:36Andrew Santino?

  There is, but what piping are you speaking about?

• 48:38Bobby Lee?

  The exhaust piping?

• 48:39Andrew Santino?

  What is that?

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 48:40Andrew Santino?

  What is that gonna do?

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  You put a lock on it.

• 48:43Andrew Santino?

  On the exhaust? That's not gonna help you.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  There's got, so when I go underneath the car, I've never been underneath one. There we go, zoom in.

• 48:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  Look at all that stuff.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  Look at all the chaos down there, my friend.

• 48:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:56Bobby Lee?

  Can I zoom in a little further, my friend? Further, please? There's got to be a place underneath that car.

• 49:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  Where you can stick a lock.

• 49:04Andrew Santino?

  But what, what are you locking up?

• 49:06Bobby Lee?

  Your car. To the street.

• 49:08Andrew Santino?

  Did he just puts, puts a master lock, click? Like, like a gym locker?

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  Right, you click, right? Lock, click, right? And then they have to, they have to have the combo to unlock it.

• 49:18Andrew Santino?

  I don't, I don't, yeah, okay, yeah, I'm in, I'm on.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they have one of those things?

• 49:21Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 49:22Andrew Santino?

  They just clip it.

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  They clip it. Well, they just clip bikes then?

• 49:26Andrew Santino?

  They do all the time.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they do?

• 49:27Andrew Santino?

  People get bikes stolen, my bike got stolen, the first like three bikes I had here got stolen.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  So there's no lock that's unclipable? In human history? Well, that's, let's invite, invent that, let's invent that.

• 49:38Andrew Santino?

  An unclipable lock?

• 49:39Bobby Lee?

  A unclipable lock.

• 49:40Andrew Santino?

  I almost called you yesterday.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:42Andrew Santino?

  Because I was walking on Larchmont.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 49:44Andrew Santino?

  Our favorite, I was.

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:45Andrew Santino?

  And I was talking on the phone to a friend about, um, the David Lynch documentary that they reposted to HBO.

• 49:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Limo.

• 49:53Andrew Santino?

  It's old, right?

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:54Andrew Santino?

  But I rewatched it, because I'd watched it when it came out.

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:57Andrew Santino?

  Dude, he said something, he said something in there.

• 50:00Bobby Lee?

  Made you cry.

• 50:00Andrew Santino?

  It just made me feel like what we talk about, right? With the show that we're making.

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  Give it to me, baby, give it to me.

• 50:05Andrew Santino?

  He said, "I realized at some point that life was about making art, drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes, and sometimes a woman gets in there." And I was like, that's

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  That's all his life was. Make art, smoke cigarettes, drink coffee.

• 50:23Bobby Lee?

  That's my life.

• 50:24Andrew Santino?

  Sometimes get a girl in there.

• 50:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:25Andrew Santino?

  But I'm saying, what he's saying to you is, listen to the order. Make art first. Coffee and cigarettes, debatable, whether you should, I don't think you should smoke cigarettes anymore. And sometimes a girl gets in there, but when you put the girl in front of the art.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  Are you, is this directed toward me?

• 50:40Andrew Santino?

  No, this is universal, this is a broad, this is, this is David Lynch.

• 50:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:44Andrew Santino?

  What he's saying is when you put girl in front of art. And girl represents not just woman, it represents noise, earth, life noise.

• 50:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:54Andrew Santino?

  In front of art, art bad, art go, art bad, art wrong. But if it goes art, cigarettes and coffee.

• 51:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:03Andrew Santino?

  And then girl, life, art good.

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  It's good.

• 51:06Andrew Santino?

  Art good.

• 51:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:08Andrew Santino?

  I'm, I'm, that's exactly what he's saying. And he said it so profoundly, you're like.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Is it on HBO?

• 51:13Andrew Santino?

  It is, right, isn't it HBO? I think it was HBO, they reposted it.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  But so David Lynch, um, do you like his movies?

• 51:20Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? I love his movies. What I don't like is people.

• 51:26Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 51:28Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what I'm trying to say?

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:29Andrew Santino?

  Do you?

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so.

• 51:30Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:32Andrew Santino?

  I think.

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  They don't understand.

• 51:35Andrew Santino?

  I think some people like David Lynch because of the abstract nature of film. And then some people like David Lynch because they really believe that, um, everything was deliberate.

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  I don't get that second part.

• 51:48Andrew Santino?

  I think some people really like it because not all those films were fucking perfect. Quite flawed, if I'm being honest. A lot of them are quite flawed. Super subversive and beautiful, but like, I think some people like him because they like that it's weird. And some people like it because it's a lot of artistic choice. It's very, it's very deliberate is what I mean.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  I, I'm gonna tell you why I like it.

• 52:10Andrew Santino?

  I'll give you an example of what I'm trying to say.

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, tell me.

• 52:12Andrew Santino?

  The example I'm trying to say is, I think some people like Tarantino because a lot of his movies, for lack of a better explanation, involve violence and very hot, heavy, fast, throbbing film. It's very, it's a lot, right? Which is why when someone talks about, once upon a time, they're like, I didn't like it till the end. Till there was a lot of violence. Do you know what I mean? And then other people really like it because he, the stor, the way he tells stories extremely specific.

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  I love that movie.

• 52:41Andrew Santino?

  But it's stories, it's specific, that's my point. It's like, some people like Lynch because they understand he's trying to tell this really beautiful, intricate story, sometimes within, within, within itself. Some people like it because they're like, fucking, Lynch is out there, man, it's just fuck, it's like they're. They're just fascinated with the idea that it's so unique.

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  If you watch a movie like Erasure Head, right? This is the first time, and it used to scare me as a kid when I used to watch this movie.

• 53:05Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's a scary movie.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:07Andrew Santino?

  I get scared now.

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  But there's these gaps between people's conversations.

• 53:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  And within those gaps, you hear like some electronical equipment or a buzzing or whatever. And it's so awkward and it's also so otherworldly almost, you know? But there is a fear in there.

• 53:30Andrew Santino?

  You hear the, yeah, you hear like the feedback of stillness.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  How are you? And then you hear, and then there's literally a minute will go by. Pretty good. You know what I mean? It's just this weird way of, you know, and I thought, you know, as a kid, I was like, I've never seen a movie like this before. You know? Pace like this.

• 53:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  When you watch a Lynch movie like Lost Highway, even, I don't, I don't understand. Do you know what that movie's about? I have no idea.

• 53:54Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 53:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But you're still watching it because it's just like every scene, there's just something that's completely different. And you can't, you can't, there's no way that you can go, like sometimes you watch a movie, go, I know where this is going. There's no way to do that with a Lynch movie.

• 54:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this isn't like a, his, his stuff isn't, he never worked with Kevin Hart.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  We, we, yeah. So funny.

• 54:12Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm just, you know what I mean?

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  The, the Rock and Kevin Hart and David Lynch's, oh my God.

• 54:18Andrew Santino?

  It's just David Lynch's lack of commercialism is, was, was very on purpose. You know what I'm saying? Some people were like, he's like, I got it, I like, like, were you, well, were you, are you a, were you, are you a Twin Peaks fan?

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  I am.

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, so that's a big point of contention. A lot of people weren't.

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 54:34Andrew Santino?

  And a lot of people who were hardcore Lynch people that I know, didn't like it and vice versa. I know people who were like, didn't really love David Lynch, but I fucking loved Twin Peaks.

• 54:43Bobby Lee?

  So do you know Jack, the guy that played Erasure Head? We can find out his last name, Jack, the actor.

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  Mihof?

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  No, the guy with the hair.

• 54:50Andrew Santino?

  Burn.

• 54:51Speaker 02

  Nance.

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  Jack Nance, right? Was in Erasure Head, but he did, he was in Twin Peaks, he's been in a lot of Lynch movies, right? Do you know how he died?

• 55:01Andrew Santino?

  Fuck, can I guess?

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, guess.

• 55:02Andrew Santino?

  Was it auto erotic?

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  No, it's sadder than that.

• 55:05Andrew Santino?

  Sadder than auto erotic?

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:08Andrew Santino?

  He died.

• 55:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, oh, O'Reilly. He died. I don't, do give it to me.

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, something, so he was seeing-

• 55:20Andrew Santino?

  Piranhas.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  He was seeing a porn star.

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  AIDS?

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  And he, um, he was shooting a movie. He was shooting a movie where, like, the, like, it was, like, um, out in the mountains, so, you know what I mean? He couldn't get really good, um-

• 55:33Andrew Santino?

  Cell service?

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  Cell service, or, it was a phone service.

• 55:36Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  There was a storm or something. And his girlfriend was gonna kill him, kill herself. Right? And then, the phone cut off, and by the time he, you know what I mean? Found, she killed him, herself, his girlfriend, right? And then he gave it, comes back to LA, and he's at a hot dog store, somewhere in North Hollywood, somewhere. And so, gang members beat him to death with a pipe.

• 55:58Andrew Santino?

  What did it have to do about the girlfriend killing herself?

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I just, that was-

• 56:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay, okay, yeah.

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was a fun little extra, you know what I mean, thing.

• 56:03Andrew Santino?

  They beat him to death?

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  There was a documentary called You Don't Know Jack, and David Lynch directed it, I think. And it's about his life.

• 56:10Andrew Santino?

  This guy-

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  It's so sad.

• 56:11Andrew Santino?

  Dude, just go to Jack Nance's death, yeah, or whatever, I wanna-

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wanna, I, I might have got fucked it up, but, um-

• 56:16Andrew Santino?

  On, uh, uh, Nance launched with friends Leo Bull Galani and Catherine Case. He had a visible crescent-shaped bruise under his eye. And when asked about it, he related a story about a brawl outside of Winchell's Donuts. Love Winchell's Donuts.

• 56:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's a donut place.

• 56:30Andrew Santino?

  Now, that's a good donut place. Store that morning, he went home complaining of a headache. Nance developed a, a subdermal hematoma, resulting in his death the following morning. Found his body, and they found about it in the bathroom floor of his apartment in South Pasadena, California, later that day. An autopsy revealed that his blood alcohol content was .24 at the time of his death.

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  That's probably did it.

• 56:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but initially ruled as resulting from blunt force trauma, so, right, he had a subdermal-

• 56:51Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't a hot dog place, it was a donut place. And then, is there any way you can look up his, cause his-

• 56:55Andrew Santino?

  Check it out. It wasn't a hot dog place, it was a donut place, and he drank himself to death.

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:00Andrew Santino?

  I mean, .24 is fucking insane.

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  But this is a guy that was-

• 57:04Andrew Santino?

  That's insane, that's-

• 57:05Bobby Lee?

  Not, not in anything but Lynch movies. He relied on Lynch, right? And then when he put him on Twin Peaks, it's like saved him for money and stuff like that, but like he- Cause he was a serious regular on Twin Peaks.

• 57:16Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  But he never really, you know, um-

• 57:18Andrew Santino?

  Point-

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  Made it, yeah.

• 57:19Andrew Santino?

  24? Do you realize that's, isn't that 2% of your blood, correct?

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  What, what, what's the most you've had in your body, you think? I don't think I've ever seen you super drunk.

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  Have you guys?

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  You're always cool. Like, you're still very cool.

• 57:32Andrew Santino?

  I'm not, well, but I, I've drank more than I should, but I'm, I'm never like Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen you drunk.

• 57:39Andrew Santino?

  You've never

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  Like eh

• 57:41Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't think that.

• 57:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm sedena.

• 57:42Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 57:43Speaker 05

  I was, I showered in the room and I got out and you were in there after Dollywood.

• 57:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. Then, that day I was drunk. I was pretty drunk.

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, that day. I mean, do you think about, like, right now, do you ever think about drinking? Like, I just on a regular day.

• 57:55Andrew Santino?

  Am I thinking about it right now?

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:56Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  Like, you, are you planning on when, when you're gonna drink next?

• 57:59Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 58:01Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Incredible.

• 58:03Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  That's the difference between you and I.

• 58:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I've

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  I think, right, I think you do that, right, Carlos?

• 58:08Speaker 05

  Think about it every morning.

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:10Andrew Santino?

  Drinking?

• 58:11Speaker 05

  Literally.

• 58:11Bobby Lee?

  You think about it.

• 58:12Speaker 05

  Drugs, anything.

• 58:13Bobby Lee?

  That's what the sick, that's what sucks out about having alcoholism. You said, I don't have it now because it's been lifted from me, but it's like, I just remember back in the day, like, you're planning it, like, at nine, I'm gonna do it, you know what I mean? And you don't do that, it's

• 58:27Andrew Santino?

  I don't, I don't, I mean, I do look forward to it when I am gonna do it.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:32Andrew Santino?

  Cause I love drinking.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:33Andrew Santino?

  Like, I know, but I also am at an age now when I know not, like, look, I'm traveling tomorrow. I'm not, I don't wanna have a drink tonight.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 58:42Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna get on a fucking plane, hungover and tired and blah, blah, blah. So, like, my drinking is very planned now, just because of my age. When I was young, when I was fucking McConaughey's age, it didn't even matter. I could get drunk till three in the morning, get on a 7 a.m. flight and not even think about it. He can do that.

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow.

• 58:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's 25 years old.

• 58:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:57Andrew Santino?

  But, like, now is it my age?

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 58:59Andrew Santino?

  It just su, it just sucks, like.

• 59:02Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's beginning to happen, my body falling apart. My hands.

• 59:07Andrew Santino?

  What's what's wrong with your hands?

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Why, why are you laughing?

• 59:12Speaker 05

  You look skinny from this angle.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, thank you. My hands hurt so bad.

• 59:16Andrew Santino?

  Just, just hurt?

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have arthritis, this hurts.

• 59:19Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:20Andrew Santino?

  From video games?

• 59:21Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what it is.

• 59:22Andrew Santino?

  Well, video games, right?

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  So, I bought one of those hand things, those little muscle, you know, the

• 59:26Speaker 05

  Stress balls?

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not stress balls, it's like one of those

• 59:28Andrew Santino?

  No, you're talking about like a fucking, uh, yeah, like

• 59:30Bobby Lee?

  Like a grip thing.

• 59:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:32Andrew Santino?

  Grip thing.

• 59:33Bobby Lee?

  I call it a grip thing, yeah, and I've been doing that when I'm watching stuff.

• 59:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:36Bobby Lee?

  Right? But it's like, it hurts so bad when I, like, just, not hurt, you just feel the cracking and the, yeah, and there's like, um, there's a little bit of push and pull.

• 59:47Andrew Santino?

  You, what do you think that could be from? Cause you're not like a laborer, you don't use your hands.

• 59:52Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I think I'm just getting to the point where I have now arthritis.

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  But it has to be caused from something usually.

• 59:57Speaker 05

  Sometimes you just get old and get arthritis, my grandma has that.

• 59:59Andrew Santino?

  Your grandma's your grandma, you fuckhead, he's 50 years old. He's not your grandma's age.

• 1:00:03Bobby Lee?

  No, but I talked to other comics and they go, I have that too.

• 1:00:06Andrew Santino?

  Which ones?

• 1:00:07Bobby Lee?

  Like if I talk to older people, like, you know, like Spade goes, my shoulder and.

• 1:00:10Andrew Santino?

  Spade's 100 years old.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, that's right.

• 1:00:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. He died twice.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:15Andrew Santino?

  He, it's unbelievable, no, but, but let me say this. Have you thought about taking peptides or testosterone or any of that stuff?

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Hmm?

• 1:00:23Andrew Santino?

  Have you talked about, have you thought about taking testosterone or peptides or?

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  I want to see, there's a couple of things I want to see a doctor about, so I think that thing is one of them.

• 1:00:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, about, about this arthritis condition?

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, getting like injections or something.

• 1:00:34Andrew Santino?

  Dude, do it. I get them in my hip, you know?

• 1:00:36Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:00:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:37Andrew Santino?

  Cause I had that, I have an impingement on my hip and it makes me feel so much, well, that doesn't help.

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so are you not allowed to crack them?

• 1:00:43Andrew Santino?

  It's just sound like bubble wrap.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's what I'm saying. It hurts so bad.

• 1:00:47Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, I looked it up one time. Cracking your knuckles does not cause any, that's an old wives tale.

• 1:00:51Bobby Lee?

  So it doesn't cause anything?

• 1:00:52Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't, it's just air between your knuckles.

• 1:00:55Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:00:55Andrew Santino?

  But, but they made you feel when you were a kid, it was like, oh, you do that too much, you're gonna blah, blah, you know, whatever the fuck they.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:00Andrew Santino?

  You do that too much, you might end up gay, you know, and I was like, try me dad.

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Or they say that it's gonna give you, um, masturbating is gonna give you hair on your palms.

• 1:01:10Andrew Santino?

  I shave every morning.

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:13Andrew Santino?

  What was that? You're gonna get hair on your palms if you jerk off?

• 1:01:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, somebody said that.

• 1:01:16Andrew Santino?

  So weird.

• 1:01:17Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:01:17Andrew Santino?

  What a, and you're gonna go blind if you jerk off too much?

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:20Andrew Santino?

  Right? Wasn't that one of them? Oh no, was standing in front of the TV too close?

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, too close.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, if you're jerking off with the TV too close, you go blind and you get hairy hands.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  My, my dad would make up wise tales. If you watch TV too close, grandma gonna die.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  And I was like, and I was like, she died already. You did. Mudo.

• 1:01:41Andrew Santino?

  You enjoy Nick at Night?

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:44Andrew Santino?

  Grandma gonna die because.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  I tell you that one story where.

• 1:01:46Andrew Santino?

  Cause of TGIF.

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  So one night, I used to stay up late to watch, like, if I knew there was like a stand-up on a Tonight Show.

• 1:01:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  So as a kid, I would sneak up, so we had this one room where the gigantic TV was. And then my parents, I could, I could hear them come in, right? So I'd hop behind the fucking couch. And they put in a VCR of a Korean.

• 1:02:08Andrew Santino?

  Porn?

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  Porn.

• 1:02:09Andrew Santino?

  No way.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  I swear to God.

• 1:02:10Andrew Santino?

  You watch your parents fuck?

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I had to go, "Hi." Because I, I, it got to, they were kissing and stuff, like on the cheeks. And they were like cozy, cozying up.

• 1:02:21Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I went, "Hi." I got in so much trouble.

• 1:02:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I would have beat the shit out of you too.

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:27Andrew Santino?

  Now this, all this golf club thing makes sense.

• 1:02:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what, what do you mean?

• 1:02:31Andrew Santino?

  What do you, to get out of here? I'm, I'd beat you too. Me and your mom are trying to hook up.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what would have happened if I saw them hook up? That'd be way more scarring.

• 1:02:38Andrew Santino?

  Maybe.

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  "You like, you like."

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  "Dick, oh, dick, that." You know what I mean? That would have been so bad.

• 1:02:44Andrew Santino?

  "Take it, that dick."

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever seen your parents?

• 1:02:46Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:02:47Bobby Lee?

  Would that scar you?

• 1:02:48Andrew Santino?

  They've never had sex.

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  Yes, they have.

• 1:02:50Andrew Santino?

  No, I would.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  Would that scar you?

• 1:02:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh my God, yeah. I've never heard, I've never heard, I've never seen it. I heard what I thought was it.

• 1:02:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, no.

• 1:02:58Andrew Santino?

  But I don't know.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  Like, what'd you hear?

• 1:03:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, I was so young.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:03:03Andrew Santino?

  I heard, um.

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:11Andrew Santino?

  But I was such a young kid, I don't, but other than that, no, I've never, it never had a, I mean, my mom walked in on me. My mom walked in on me in high school getting a blowjob.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  By who?

• 1:03:18Andrew Santino?

  This guy from school.

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:21Andrew Santino?

  Marcos?

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  Marcos.

• 1:03:22Andrew Santino?

  No, this, my high school girlfriend was giving me head.

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:03:25Andrew Santino?

  And literally, my mom walked in and I didn't know what, I've said this before on the show.

• 1:03:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:30Andrew Santino?

  I couldn't say anything, so all that came out was, "Close the fucking door."

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  You said fucking?

• 1:03:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, on, yeah, and she was, fuck, she was like, "Oh my God, oh, Andrew," and then fucking shut the door.

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  And did she, yeah, like, you for swearing?

• 1:03:43Andrew Santino?

  Not in the moment.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:03:44Andrew Santino?

  But then I said, my.

• 1:03:45Bobby Lee?

  Did you ever use that kind of language?

• 1:03:46Andrew Santino?

  Then my girlfriend was so embarrassed. She was like, "What the fuck, dude? What the fuck? You didn't lock the door?" And I was like, "I thought I locked the door," and she was like, "Fuck dude, I have to walk out of your house now."

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, that's embarrassing.

• 1:03:57Andrew Santino?

  And so then I, then we sat there for a second and I was still hard and I was like, "You think..."

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  No, really?

• 1:04:03Andrew Santino?

  "You think you could finish?"

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  See, that's the kind of stuff.

• 1:04:06Andrew Santino?

  I might as well come if we're gonna, we're already busted, dude.

• 1:04:08Bobby Lee?

  I didn't get that shit in high school.

• 1:04:10Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  That's what the difference.

• 1:04:10Andrew Santino?

  Head?

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I never hooked up with anybody.

• 1:04:13Andrew Santino?

  You never got had in high school?

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  Nope.

• 1:04:15Andrew Santino?

  Never once? 23 is when I got laid. What about that guy you blew in high school? Okay, well, I mean, that's not the same thing, dude. Wait, that's the same- Thank you for being a bad friend. I mean-